Watch What Crappens - #492 RHONY: Truths, Dares and Tims w Stefanie Wilder Taylor

Episode Date: July 6, 2017

Stefanie Wilder Taylor (For Crying Out Loud, Sword and Scale Rewind) joins Ronnie while Ben is away to talk the Real Housewives of New York ski trip. Tim’s way, guys. Tim’s way. Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. Find all our links and episodes at watchwhatcrappens.com See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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We will talk to you then. Kids, what happens when they're so violent? Rapids, what happens? You're a crap. It's for what people want to do. Kids, what happens when they're so much than rapids? So, and welcome to Watch What Crapins. The podcast about all that crap we love to talk about on Yeo Bros. I'm Ronny Karrum from Trash Talk TV and the Rose Prax Bachelor podcast and Today is a very special day because my partner Ben is in Disneyland But my other partner Stephanie Wilder Taylor for crying out loud and a sword and scale rewind podcast

It's all in my head. Hi. Oh my God. I'm so excited. Stephanie. It's like a dream for me, Ronnie. Way back when I just would listen to your podcast, the only downside of partnering up with you today is that I can't listen. Bam. I can't hear myself.

No, but, but you know what? I get to enjoy it in the moment. I can't listen to myself either. I hate it. I can't even listen to myself in like voice greetings. Like you know, I can't either go like, hi, it's Ronnie. I'm not home. And then I, it's like, do you want to check it? And it's like, hot, Toronto. Do you want to leave me a message? That's how I feel too. I know. I never check. I just go, you know, it's got to be fine. Good. That sucks. But then sometimes you'll accidentally hear it. Like if you, if you called your voicemail and it accidentally picks up or something and you're like, oh, no. I sound like that. Like when you're calling your voicemail and you're walking your dogs, you're fucking crazy old lady neighbor doesn't like start falling you down the street talking to you.

Yeah, as I have one of those two. Yeah, and she's so nice, but like she won't leave me alone. And so sometimes I'm like, look, I'm on the phone. And then I'm sure she can hear like, Hi, it's Ronin. We met at the edge. She's probably like that crazy, F's Ronin. We met that. She's probably like that crazy Faggito. He's talking to himself again on his voice.

So today is a very special episode. Normally we talk bachelor or right now, a bachelor at. So we're talking about just broken, hard-ed sluts in there, like 20s, 30s. I mean, let's face it, mostly 40s. But now we're talking about broken-hearted just hags. Yep. And I feel like it's more comfortable for me. I feel like I understand the hags a little bit better.

I feel like I do too. Although my problem with the real housewives of New York is we've lost any grounding characters. I feel like you Carol used to be. Back when Carol was a writer and talked about writing a little bit, but now she's just been relegated to Bethany's old lady friend with the young boy who just kind of laughs in the background and it goes. She looks like the Bethany henchman who's just said, all right, let me set up whatever scandal you need to be set up that you don't want to like come clean about.

Yes. Um, so. And whatever is going on with Bethany, it's just Carol's the messenger of it. Yeah, I mean, the whole reading what's going on on page. What will get to that? But okay, yeah, Carol's the raven. I'm ready to read. She's like, knock, knock, knock, knock on your door. Jason emailed Bethany that she's a war and then someone dies. Yes. email Bethany that she's a war and then someone dies. Yes, so true. Oh, so just in case everybody had such a crazy July 4th weekend that they forgot what was going on. Tinsley kind of admitted to America that she's become an alcoholic but she's the only one who doesn't understand it yet. come in alcoholic, but she's the only one who doesn't understand it yet. Dorenda got drunk to the Bronx and said,

Clip, Clip, Clip, your bankrupt, your bankrupt. And then Tensley had another breakdown. And then Bethany has found a way to rename a town in Mexico, skinny girl. And she's going to take everyone on. But this week we're still in Vermont. It Bethany's rental ski shall a yeah and the music's like tongue-tongue tongue-tongue tongue-tongue tongue-tongue. And Bethany thinks that her it's it was funny because it was almost like Bethany was talking about it was somebody else's place because she had that kind of slightly snide like yeah it's great you know you know it's like a ski shell like it's like misery it's like a you know like a Kathy Bates like a Dota

bird like if Kathy Bates was playing Likamax you know like Kathy Bates like was playing with toys and she was too busy playing with toys instead of like being James God with a baseball batter or hatchet or whatever she would have built a house like it would have been much more productive. If Kathy Bates had a raw stretch for less and she could have bought letters with my cell over them that say ski then this would have been like Lincoln Box Kathy Bates like misery but like here it is and you know what this place needs just like a touch more salt, just a touch more salt. Or like a sign that looks a little like beach worn that says like a home is where my crazies are

or something like that, like that I could get it like home goods, you know? Or like Spencer gifts like home is where the fart is. So they're at his house and it's the next day, they've just had one of their big crazy dinners and it's the next morning. They've just had one of their big crazy dinners and it's the next morning and Ramona for whatever reason is like pretending to be like a nice person because the last trip Ramona ripped lights out the wall Some of you walked in walked out with some pajamas that Duranta had when her husband was alive You know like so now she's like I'm nice, okay?

So she's in the kitchen making breakfast and she's like, I'm going to make breakfast, okay? Like, I'm going to make breakfast for everybody. I just got up, like, everybody's going to be happy because of me, okay? A. And a, and a, Dorenda comes in. And when did Dorenda become like an 85 year old Jewish man? She vassal. Dorenda comes in and when did Dorenda become like an 85 year old Jewish man? She's fast. Dorenda's like holding her back.

She's like, oh, my back. I can't go skiing. You're talking about Dorenda's back and your dog's like, my back itches. I will be scratching my back. I love to hear your dog on the background because I just imagine him sitting right next to you and then like shaking it off and then looking at you again. Like didn't you hear me shaking it off? But yeah, Duranda vacillates between an 85 year old

like grandma and then like someone's drunk and and then like the nicest person in the world. And she can do it all within one sentence, you know, which is- By the way way that's called alcoholism. Speaking of someone who knows that's alcohol, that's when she has total personality changes when she drinks. Yeah. But I'm okay with like a happy drunk. I really am. I'm okay with it. She's not a happy drunk. She's an angry mean, uh, you know, ridiculous drunk. Okay, maybe I should have raised that. I'm happy with the drunk that makes me happy when they're drunk. Yeah, I'm a listener. It's great for the show. I'm just saying there's other drunks.

There's there's just like different types of alcoholics. You know, Sonya is an alcoholic too. Sonya to me doesn't hurt her I mean, she's probably an alcoholic because she drinks way too much and gets to UIs, etc. But her personality doesn't totally change. There's not like drunk hammered Sonya. Of course there is. Hammered Sonya is like I've heard it with John John and then she's like whipping out her vagina at Indian casinos. I'm partied with John John and then she's like whipping out her vagina at Indian casinos. Yes, you're right. But I mean, really, I don't know.

The only people that sonia harms when she's drunk are interns and they don't really count like no offense interns, but like, you don't really count until I don't know. You've earned enough points to become a non intern or whatever. But yeah, so many. Look, Luanne, when Luand drinks, she'll fuck a pirate but her whole personality doesn't change. You know, maybe what her threshold of what's appropriate changes lowers, but it's not like, oh God, Lewand's drinking again. No, Lewand only changes when she gets married.

Like Lewand, because Lewand's like a fun drink. She transitioned. Yeah, and then she gets married. And then she's like, I'm married. How could you? How could you be drunk right now when I'm married? I just got married. You're having another drink?

I got married. Well, lucky me. No longer being butt-fucked by pirates and green rooms. And wherever they were that time So basically Durinda's not gonna go skiing today is skiing day and Bethany's like I don't want breakfast I just want to go skiing cuz like skiing's like where I get peace So I'm gonna be like skiing so like you guys eat and Ramona's like, but it's or it's like eggs

I made eggs like eggs of Ramona a's or whatever and she's or it's like eggs. I made eggs like eggs of Ramona eggs or whatever. And she's like these are like eggs on the chemicals like chemical and the way I'm like, well, they're not they're not eggs on the front. I'll tell you that. That was her only comment. She still constantly has to bring up eggs on the front. I would eat your eggs, but I'm married now and I only eat eggs to La Fronze as Tom would. I only eat pancakes. So Ramona. Sonia, good morning, my little princess. Good morning. It's your mom. It's your mother and your sister. And the girl that's just one of every's friends and not even a mom at all me

Ramona Shinga I brought you some coffee to renew you in the morning and so you just wakes up like Patsy from absolutely fabulous She just neither to cigarette in her mouth. She's just like Well, she's Sonia's back on the sauce, right? Sonia I think it's doing that alcoholic thing where she's like, look, girls, I'm not drinking. And so whenever she goes out with those girls, she's not drinking. And that's why it's really hard for her to understand what's happening around her because she's not used to perceiving the world sober, you know. She's not used to like having

a worry that she is not sharing pizza delivery boys with, you know. I think she's drinking again, though. I think I've seen her with wine in her hand. Yeah, she's drinking, but she's not like thunder, Matt, you know, you're. So and by the way, Sonia and Ramona in this scene are both wearing negliges for no reason. What, where are you? You're not at studio 54. You're in the Berkshires with just the two of you sleeping in a bed

You don't need to be wearing a negligee. Oh my god. You know so many Coles, and I go to chase anymore. I don't know. I don't know But you know probably the Sonya probably wore that negligee to the actual studio 54 like Sonya will never throw away clothes No, so then studio 54. So then Beth and he pulls Tinsly aside because I guess she doesn't want to be in a fight with everyone. But she pulls her aside to apologize. But her way of apologizing is to just sort of double down on being annoyed. She's like yeah, the way you're acting was you know like really annoying. But you you know, I mean, I guess I understand

what you're going through, because like I went through it too, and it was like 10 times worse for me. But, you know, I mean, I get it, you're just weak. You're just a weak person, and I get it. But like I shouldn't have like yelled at you or whatever. I mean, you know, because I get it, because of my situation.

Yeah, like my births, they pushed the little birds out of the nest, and then some birds fly, and some birds crash and break their neck. And like, you my births they pushed the little birds out of the nest and then some birds fly and some birds crash and break their neck and like you were on the ground with the broken neck and I just went down and I'd like kick you and I was like you're a loser you're a loser baby but you

deserve to die like I seriously was like waiting there for a fox to come eat you like that's all I wanted to happen and then the middle of the night I was like I don't want to be a bitch like now I'm gonna be on Twitter like everything's happening at one time I'm gonna be

on Twitter and like America's gonna be calling me a bitch while I'm being abused so you know what I'm sorry I called you abused I'm gonna be on Twitter, like everything's happening at one time. I'm gonna be on Twitter and like America's gonna be calling me a bitch while I'm being abused. So you know what? I'm sorry, I called you abused. I'm sorry I called you a loser, but you know, I have a charity for abused people. I'm like, Tim C. does not need your charity. That's like to buy women business clothes to go for office jobs. Okay.

I don't know. She might shoot. Well, she does have a shopping addiction. But then Tinsley is like, yeah, I mean, thank you. Thank you because I've been through a lot and a lot of people don't understand. And Beth and he's like, yeah, okay, whatever. It's not my business. Bye. I was here to say I'm sorry.

I'm calling after. She's like, okay, but I mean, I bet that's why he's like, bye. Glow escape. Tins is like, I just wanted people to understand and then they were like not understanding. And I was like, could you give me a minute, but like nobody gave me a minute. She literally, I just gave you your second minute. She's like, I got zero, zero minutes to get. She's like, I cannot brand skinny girl onto a minute.

Okay. So I'm out of here. Next season, maybe I'll get some skinny girl tissues and I'll hand you a couple drinks, seems like this. Until then, I'm out of here. Okay. I'm going skiing. So she leaves, which, okay. And then then Sonia, now they're all sitting at the table Where Sonia tells Luann that she's transitioning into understanding that Luann is married now And Luann doesn't understand what she me she's like what is Sessioning I don't understand you talk about a part two a part two

Parties she needs What is she talking about a part two's and then they showed the they showed the meaning of part 2's she needs to transition what is she talking about a part 2's and then they showed the they showed the meaning of part 2's and it was like a group sex party. Yeah a French sex orgy yeah. So here's here's my take Sonia Sonia refuses to apologize to the man for like saying that she fucked her husband too because the man's mortified because I'm married. So instead, she's going to take like buzzwords that she hears in the news that brings kind of understanding among other people.

So now she's just going to start saying transition a lot. It's like Sonia, this is not about what bathroom you're going to use, okay? Like, you don't suddenly get to start marching in parades, okay? Like old ladies all over the world are not going to suddenly start understanding your plight. This is just about you being rooted a lunch. And as soon as she mentions transitioning and Luanne doesn't even hear it in the, I mean, look, look, as you said, it's a transgender term. And I'm just surprised that Luanne didn't get irritated about it for that.

She doesn't even, doesn't even sink in at all. She's just immediately goes to some weird French word for group sex. How did she go to sex or to, yeah. I mean, that's so Luanne. Like, now she's talking about group sex. Also, this is where Luanne was like, oh, excellent process. So Sonia's like, um, look, maybe for me to start understanding what it's like that you and Tom are married now. Maybe I just need to transition along with you. Maybe I need to spend more time with you and Tom Dagestino.

And I could get used to it. And she's like, I don't think that's going to happen. Like no. And Durinda's like, yeah, I don't see that happening. And look at like, by the way, Durinda, Durinda comes in and he's like men's pajamas with not a stitch of makeup on. Her hair is fucking crazy. She looks like she just woke up from a coma, but she's been in since the 60s. She's just like, wow, what's going on? What way? What year is it?

Yeah, who's that mean? Who's sex band? You're pretty. Did you notice that though? Yeah, who's that mean group sex back? Yeah, you noticed that though Your on TV, Durinda like I understand that it's reality TV So you want to kind of look like you really did just wake up, but don't oh who doesn't put on a little bit of makeup Durinda I love Durinda Durinda could like run over a deer in this episode and then chop off its head and throw it at a baby And it's still I still be pro Durinda Durinda is so Durinda in this episode and then chop off its head and throw it at a baby and it's still I still be pro darinda. I do. Oh, darinda is so darinda in this episode. She's so darinda in every episode this season, which probably means she's going to need

to check into a hospital at some point, but that's what her. I like the so you just keep springing up that she slept with Tom. She's like, I just want to understand, I just need to like some time to understand like your relationship like with you two and not like me fucking Tom, but like that you're the only one fucking Tom now. So, that's just like a, I just have to bring my brain into understanding that Tom's not my boyfriend anymore, that he's like your boyfriend. You mean my husband? Yeah, whatever your husband what yes, but like you know, I used to date Tom right who has like stop it. So yeah She's like basically the way our vaginas are like Levereign Shirley, okay? Everyone was really into Levereign and Shirley. And then Shirley decided

that she was so great that she was going to just leave, but Le Verne decided to stay in the apartment with Tom Spenis. And now their ratings are struggling because no one wants to watch Le Verne alone with Tom Spenis. Do you know what I'm saying? She's, I don't want Le Verne and Shirley. I'm married. What kind of single monster do you think I am? Yeah. After Durenda says, I don't see Sonia, like a, a Luana Tom hanging out. Luana goes, that's because she says inappropriate things. And then they flash back to when Sonia just constantly brought up sleeping with Tom.

Unlike Tom. Unlike Tom. Unlike Tom. Who never says appropriate, they are inappropriate things. constantly brought up sleeping with Tom. And lose like I still want an apology. Unlike Tom who never says appropriate, they are inappropriate things like, wow, this, this ring on my finger feels like a way to round my neck that's dragging me to the bottom of the ocean to drown me. So then Sonya tries to joke around with Luan and Luan. It's just not having it.

She's like, I'm leaving the room. Girls. Because she says I'm trying to joke about tall. I have a license now because I'm old enough that I could just have license to Sonia. I could just have license to Sonia all over a wall. I could do whatever I want. And you need to just accept me for who I am. She's like, I don't.

So she leaves. And then Sonia's trying to get help from the other girl She's like girls. You know the old days used to just be so different. You would walk into a saloon You know if you didn't like somebody you'd whip out your gun. You just shoot them in the head If you'd be on a yacht in Saudi Arabia and one of the horse refused to get peed on you'd throw her overboard There wasn't all this apologizing and hand-wrapping. Am I right, girls? Dorenda's like, you just gotta set singing in appropriate things in the Sloan song, yeah? I hit. Right? It's not that difficult. This is in Dorenda. Yeah, so then everybody leaves to go skiing, but Durinda stays home

to ice her back. Oi. Did you notice that Carol was just through all of this? Carol was just sitting there because Bethany left without her. So Carol was just like, yes. She was just sitting there slowly chewing on something and looking around like she was in a completely different world. Yeah, because she has no role on the show anymore. Did I mention that Adam can make little roll ups with radishes? Wow! So they're getting ready to go ski now, to Rindas back on the couch.

And Luanne comes downstairs and she's like, oh, newsflash. Did everybody get something in the mail that said, we should all wear red ski jackets? I sure didn't. Maybe it's because they forgot to address his to Mrs. Dagostino, silly mailman. But you know, who's Alps?

All of the rescue workers, where red ski jackets. So basically today, which is all Swiss Alps rescue workers. So Ramona has curled her hair, has done it tins, stolen curls, trademark, and uh, which I thought was really strange. Seeing you? Well, I think Ramona, you know, Ramona hasn't really gone for tensly yet, but we can see

in this episode that she's starting because she brought a curling iron. Like who would do that? That's what I'm saying. We wouldn't do that to Kimsey. We don't even know her. Like, who does that? And she's not only curling her own hair. She's now she's curling Sonya's hair.

And she obviously doesn't know how to use a curling iron. As we see later in the episode, she's just doing it to get tinsley. Then she goes after her on the ski slopes. So it's going to get ugly. The shows give us little hints about how ugly things are going to get later in the season with little hints like this. And a curling iron is pretty blatant.

So Dorinda's still like drunken her pajamas and she's like, hey everybody school bushing heat time to leave. Link Gailim alone. She's just cracking herself up loaded house. So skiing, they all arrive at the ski outs or whatever. The ski slopes and the one is like, all right, girls, let's hit it. Yes. First, we have Sonya though. The first week they're at the ski shell, or at the you know, the where they get their

They're gear on yeah, ski shop. Yeah, and Ramona is like immediately flirting disgustingly with her instructor She's like hi And And then sonia what's your name? He's like Tim ma'am. My name is Tim He's like 20. So you're my instructor. I'm hey I'm not a fan of East Coast skiing okay because I see on the bottom and then it's powdery on the top So you could fall and you could hurt yourself real back That's why I got Tim because he could hurt me up and then it'll be Tim on the bottom and snowy Ramona on the top and everything will be okay And then this place this God forsaken place can start taking some business from the ever-so-popular and wonderful and famous with rich famous people aspen

I'm sorry there's a little delay because I'm on this Wi-Fi I I keep pausing and I'm like, I don't hear anything. I'll just keep talking. Sorry, babe. So Sonia gets the older guy though, and then in her OTF, she's like, Ramona gets the hot young guy and gives me the older season guy, but he's not gonna fuck her. So like, they're so angry at each other. The best friends, even though they're best friends. And Sonia's view is just so perfect for the world. Like she knows that she's, like her old man's not gonna fuck her either, but she knows she can at least get the last 20 out of his pocket,

you know? Right. So then we go to, we find out that Carol and Durinda are just going to be gossiping in the ski lodge. Yeah. And uh, which is perfect. I like Carol. I'm set up. I'm set up. I'm set up. We need the rain. The rain. The rain. The rain. The rain. The rain. The rain. The rain. The rain. The rain. The rain. The rain. The rain. The rain. The rain. The rain. The rain. The rain. The rain. The rain. The rain. The rain. The rain. The rain. The rain. The rain. The rain. The rain. The rain. The rain. The rain. The rain. The rain. The rain. The rain. The rain. The rain. The rain. The rain. The rain. The rain. The rain. The rain. The rain. The rain. The rain. The rain. The rain. The rain. The rain. The rain. The rain. The rain. The rain. The rain. The rain. The rain. The rain. The rain. The rain. The rain. The rain. The rain. The. The rain. The. The rain. The. The. The. The. The. The. The. The. The. The. The. The. The. The. The. The. The. The. The. The. The. The. The. The. The. The. The. The. The. The. The. The. The. The. The. The. The. The. The. The. The. The. The. The. The. The. The. The. The. The. The. The. The. The. The. The. The. The. The. The. The. The. The. The. The. The. The. The. The. The. The. The. The. The. The. The. The. The. The. The. The. The. The. The. The. The. The Daryl is like, I love hot chocolate. So they're in there and the other girls are out skiing. And Ramona is like, hey, Tim, you wanna carry my skis?

Hey Tim, you wanna carry my gloves? Oh, Tim, I think Tim's falling in love with me. So like Ramona's going on her own love, her left thing with her, her big car ribbon Carol in the shop and Carol's like, I'm not in this skiing. I prefer being in the lodge and cosoping about my friends. And just starts right in. She's like, it's nice to be here without the group. And Durin says, yeah, that's why I switched rooms.

Like, what does that have anything to do with what she just said? And Carol says, yeah, that was really nice of you because every trip. And she's like, yeah, but you know what? That is just enough. So I decided I'm going to go the old fashioned way. I'm going to give them what they want and just give them guilt.

Yeah, and then Dorena goes right into like, I don't agree with Sunya making comments about Tom because she's married now. You know, she's married. It's done. It's done. Okay, done. Married. You know, married not not Mary first come first self for example I was married one time but now I'm just dating but I found the biggest room Still though I had to move Yeah, this star has nothing to do with sodium situation And Carol's like yeah, sir has been now. Yeah, like if I was married to that room and she just came in and took it God let it go.

Yeah. So back on the slope, somehow the other women have caught up with Bethany, which I didn't understand because they made it seem like she left like three hours before everybody to be alone. Well, I think they met up at the gauntlet. Yeah, they met up at the gauntlet. And, um, and so we got Bethany, well, Bethany had to get their four hours early to set up her shot so that her skinny girl snowboard could be placed just so. She's probably yelling at everybody. Listen, no, I want, if you're going to shoot me any shot, I want any shot from any angle

to show skinny girl, okay? You know she stopped all the g delus service until they got there, just so she could have that shot, because it was perfectly leaned up against the door, and she also had her victim face ready to go very early in the morning, even though she supposedly didn't know about any of this stuff yet. So she's like leaning there with her eyes big and wide.

She's like, I'm so sad, like literally, I'm gonna cry. Like seriously, you know what would make me feel better? A skinny girl board, like that wouldn't make me feel better if I had one, which I do, which I'm leaning sad like literally I'm gonna cry like seriously, you know what would make me feel better a skinny girl board Like that wouldn't make me feel better if I had one which I do Which I'm leaning up against because there's no way that she would be in the same gauntlet is Ramona otherwise You know that right right. Oh my god. Look. It's like a gauntlet like something in the water But instead of being in the water. It's on strings. I'm like an aspen where it's romantic and you take a garb along the water or whatever. So Ramona just jumps in and she's like, oh, Jesus. So Lou Ann starts going off.

Well, Lou Ann is like, so interesting. You have a skinny girl snowboard. And Bethany's like, yeah, so like you can have an air maze belt. I can have a skinny girl car. Okay. Like, I don't know, I don't know what the big deal is. Like, yeah, so like you can have an air maze belt. I can have a skinny girl car, okay? Like, I don't know, I don't know what the big deal is. Like, yeah, so it's a skinny girl. I mean, it's my brand. Like, why wouldn't you have, like, why wouldn't you? Funny. Like, it's skinny.

Funny how skinny girl is taking over, taking over the runways of Paris. She also has a skinny girl car. That was back in the day. And LeWan's always horrified when she shows up and things. Because that was the time that LeWan and Bethany were fighting. And LeWan's like, well, let's have lunch in the Hamptons. You can drive.

And then Bethany showed up in her skinny girl car. She's like, you have a skinny girl car, that's hilarious. It's like an SNL sketch though. How much skinny girl stuff? Like does she have no shame at all? No. She just, that the, That's the point.

That's why she's rich. I mean, that's why she's on the show though completely. And Louie and I also have no shame. And that's why she's rich the show though completely. And Lueanne also has no shame. And that's why she's rich because the man was like at that same lunch, that was the one worldly way. And was like, well, it was good talking, but you wanted to go to lunch, so you're paying, right? And she made poor Bethany pay. Right, right. And you see Lueanne's right. It's like these people with no shame are way further in the world than me. I need to find more shame.

Like I have plenty of shame about myself, but like I have good manners shame. Me too. I'm so... I'm so... Back in this... So then Ramona's trying... Yeah, go ahead.

Ramona's trying to flirt with the ski guy and she totally changes her voice. She's like, why do they call it Tim's way? And he's like, what what? What's this? She's like, why does they call it Tim's way? And everyone's annoyed. Yeah, that Tim's way is pretty hot. It's like, how dare you? Tim? Okay. Yeah, she's like, take a picture to him. It's called Lake Sway.

Why isn't it called Tim Sway? Never was like awkward. And Beth and he's like, this guy's like a little baby bird chick and he's got this bearer koo to ready to eat him. Like, it's like past like koo girl. It's just like desperate. Okay. It's like disgusting.

Okay. Yeah. So then they cut to the skiing and Ramona's with Tim. And she's like, Hey, Tim, my biggest problem is my fault. Like sometimes I go like this and then she's like sticking her butt all the way at and she's like, but what I mean to do is to do this and she's like humping her butt forward and Tim's just like, do you want a piece of gum?

I carried your gum. So then it's back to Durinda and Carol, which I don't even I don't same old same old. Yeah. So they keep, well, now they're talking about tensley and Carol's like, I know you guys don't think Tincy is ganged up on but she was in a really abusive relationship. Um, now Carol's really the only one saying that this was an abusive relationship. Tincy isn't saying that. She's saying that she was bossed around a lot. But Carol keeps sweeping out the term. Um, I'm, by the way, I'm still in bed in the guest room in my mom's house.

I'm just rolling over if everything sounds crazy. Oh my God. Nothing like real housewives recaps in your mom's house. Um, in bed. But this is important because we work so hard, Ronnie. I know you guys my life is like so hard. I'm like, mom, can you bring me some like in my eyes. I have to work. You guys. It's a working fake hey guys. Can I buy some? It's kind of a starbox. I like

I like to call it hardbox. So now I'm going to slopes and Tinsley is trying to skate or It's over. So now they're on the slopes and Tinsley is trying to skate or ski. I'm so dumb. I'm like, they're trying to roll the skate together. She's trying to ski close to Tinsley for whatever reason. Or Tinsley's trying to ski close to her and she's like, Tinsley, please don't get too close to me. Tinsley, please don't. Okay, I need to scheme my own clean line. Okay, and Tinsley is in my line. This is my mountain.

God, Tinsley, I came here first to this mountain. Why can't you ski somewhere else? Tinsley. But there's a lot of abusive men on this mountain, and I don't think you should be here for your own safety. Tinsley, this is not Tinsway, okay? Tinsley's like, I just wanted to open up about my relationship. Stretch is stuffed, be I. That's Ramona's favorite. I'm gonna say this season, be I. Oh, I know That's Ramona's favorite say this season be all I know.

So Ramona's like, then Luana, Luana, oh yeah, go ahead. No, I'm so sorry for the stupid delay. Usually I'm plugged into the wall so I don't have this delay. Ish, go on babe. I do always have the over talking issue, but not the delay. Oh, well, no, I was just moving to Luana and Bethany, who are complimenting each other. And Luan's like, Bethany, you're really like great on that snowboard.

And Bethany's like, yeah, well, you know, you're doing pretty good skiing, you know, and Luan's like, well, you know, I should. I mean, I used to live in Switzerland. I mean, to me skiing is just like walking. And Beth and he's like, yeah, yeah, well, I love to snowboard because like it's so present, it's like so of the moment, it's like so liberating. It's like exactly what I needed, like just to be living in the moment, like I'm just living in the skinny girl moment, like trademark. Like if you could try to stop me from living in the moment, but like I'm just gonna do it because that's who I am, and I have like zero moments to get. Like I'm keeping all the moments, but I'm just gonna do it because that's who I am. And I have like zero moments to get. I'm keeping all the moments, right here on the ski slope.

Yeah, and it's like a perfect time to introduce the world to Skinny Do. Okay, Skinny Do. Quench your thirst. She's like doing flips. It's like a body double doing flips on her skinny girl. And Louis, I think Mountain Do's already taken. I bet that's a cheetah breath.

Like, this is like my own thing. This is like my own thing. This is like skinny, skinny, skinny do. Okay, it's like nothing like, it's like nothing like Mountain Dew, okay? It's like totally different. It's like Mountain Dew, but what lasts everything, okay? It's like skinny do.

No one's like, well, you know, skiing to me, when I didn't even come out of a womb, I came out of a bunny hill. I just came sliding out of a bunny hill did a figure eight and before you knew it I was in in the Swiss Alps there were men in red jackets trying to get my number and I said no I'm waiting for my dream and here I am all these years later on perfect snowy batteries snow as a missus I just knew what would happen. Bethany's like garrin garrin. Quench your eyes. So Carol and Brenda are up in the lodge and to rend us like you know Bethany will I expect about

better and she goes to stop but she doesn't even put it out there. And Carol's like yeah it's been really ugly with chasing heat gas lights, sir. And he says things like, we know you're not interested in being a mother, but when I'm around her and Brynn, I mean, they're simpatico. They wear the same pajamas. I mean, they're perfect together.

I mean, they're only together like once a month, but when they're together, it's like mommy a daughter magic. I mean, I don't know because I'm not a mom, but I think seeing your daughter once a month is a lot. The way that Bethany looks at Brain when she's coloring in a book is the way that I look at baby number three. She hangs onto my curtain, making

her own bang in their posters. Drenda's like, yeah, okay. You know what I want to tell them, your bankrupt. Your bankrupt is the best thing that Drenda's ever said. I don't know how that didn't become an automatic meme, but that was my, I know. I want a teacher. I don't know why we didn't become an automatic meme, but that was my I know. I want to teach her. I don't know why we can't just be friends. So I like the fact that Carol just takes it so far. She's like, I never think I never think he says is your old ugly, irrelevant. Dread does like, yeah, we get it. We get it.

It's like he also says, you have cobwebs in your pussy. I mean, he needs to stop. It's all on the school email system. Like, whoa, whoa. And apparently he ran up to the school that the kid goes at and he's like, I will destroy you. And she's like, and there's a series of abusive emails. They've become forwards among the tennis league at the school. And um, but she's reading the page six article. Like, okay. And she's going like, Bethany's gonna die. Well, obviously, but this is the thing where it's so fake because like she's really gonna be reading

the page six article that Bethany doesn't know she's reading the page six article on the show. Yeah. Like clear, it's so clear that it was a set up scene to do that. Well, she has to say because, you know, Bethany smart. She can't have herself really talking about it on camera because Anything they say they'll use anything she says they'll use against her So she like has Carol do it and then she just has it come out and these like huge breakdowns

That she doesn't even need to be having breakdowns over but she'll be like the way they're just a one even need to be having breakdowns over but she'll be like the way I'm stuck or whatever and she just gets it out there I guess so she could be like I was emotional like what do you want for me like I have emotions you know I have skinny girl tears okay right um so Dorenda's just like it's disgraceful is she's graceful that is playing loudly school and it's disgraceful that is happening in the media it's disgraceful that these walls haven school and he's graceful that is happening in the media It's disgraceful that these ones haven't been toasted yet. We're gonna hung out here to toast these wallets On the ski slopes There's a phone being and Ramona's flirting with Tim again. She's like so

There's a phone ringing and Ramona's flirting with Tim again. She's like, so damn. Last time I came skiing with Avery, they thought I was a daughter and Avery was the mom. When you think of that, Pelagrina was my water. And he's like, your phone's ringing. Someone's calling you. She goes, decline. He says, it might be your husband. She's like, oh, you're funny.

I don't have a husband. I'm too young You can't get married as a teenager here at the Swiss out so She's like Ramona's acting like a kid and she oh no Bethany's like Playing on the ground or something. What is she doing like making shapes with her snowboard and Ramona's like Bethany is acting like a kid in junior high school, not like an accomplished adult like everyone around us is, unlike me, who's literally a kid in junior high school.

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Because so far today we have transitioning and now we've got systematic bullying. We've almost got a Netflix show here, people. No. No. No. No. No. Uh, so Bethany does not want Ramona on the Mexico trip. Yeah.

So then, Luans like, well, I can, I could come for half the trip and bring Ramona. And Bethany's like, that's great. Then half the trip will be fun and half of it will be psychotic. I love it. I love it. I love it. Have you seen my snowboard? It says skinny girl, like right here on it, like I'm branded.

Well, I just said I wouldn't go for the whole time because I'm married. But I can come for a couple of days because you can spend a couple of days away from your husband, just not more than two. More than two, you're just asking for whatever's coming to you. Day three, it's my fault.

Whatever happens in the lobby, agency hotel. Okay. Day three, Tom's gonna run out of the Sharkudari Tray. I pre-made him on my way out the door and he's gonna go searching for another Sharkudari Tray in the lobby of some God's forsaken hotel. So over in the large, Ramona's like, Hey, guys, this is my good friend and handsome lover, Tim. And during the ghost, hey Tim, you look like every boy I grew up with with the little wife

facing you, pasty little butt. I grew up in great both Massachusetts or whatever. And he's like, oh, I grew up 10 minutes from there. Were you the daughter of the guy who would check the gas at the different? I remember I was like, I remember I just, I remember I just, I just like, um, 10, go get me a corona with a lot, like right now. Okay. Okay.

Hey, when you get that corona and then you get get a tiny line think of the lime as a Tim and the Corona as a Ramona and then stick the line in the Corona They're like whoa Ramona back off the kid He's so sweet. He carries my phone for me my gloves Like right now you he would be carrying my child right now if I had an egg left, okay? So Dorenda and Ramona have had Tim in between them. They've been like fighting over this poor Tim guy. And Carol says, Ramona acts at first like Tim's her new boy toy, but then when Dorenda gives him attention she starts treating him like the help. She's like a rude flirt So Bethany and Tim's Lee joined them and she's like and Ramona's like hey guys

Welcome welcome to Tim's launch would you guys like a drink because Tim is so attentive He'll get me whatever I need and whatever my friends need to. Okay, so that girl wants a tito's in soda and that girl wants a cranberry juice and that girl wants some toasted walnuts and during this like he's not the way to hey Tim you know gotta do what Ramona says okay and he's just like what okay whatever You guys are paying for this right? Yes, so Currently he's some like a like a like a expert skier Well apparently I mean he's not just like a skeer instructor He's like a you know, he's like a like a professional skier

Tim's way that means Ronnie I digress the four hour Tim's way by Tim Tim meanwhile Bethany's just sitting like staring at her phone I don't even know what that means Ronnie. I digress. The four-hour Tim's way by Tim. Tim. Meanwhile, Bethany's just sitting, like, staring at her phone. Yeah. Because she's sort of like, she's waiting for her scene to start with her, like, with her, uh, she's like, when do I get to, when do I start my, uh, my page 16?

Like, when do I get to notice that, uh, that there's a page six thing? So she's like, she's like, yeah, I'm just like, there's Google alerts, okay? Like, there's, yeah, I'm just like, there's Google alerts. Okay, like, there's just constant Google alerts, but like, you know, like I'm not gonna talk to anybody about it, because like, that's my business. Yeah, and they're like, she'll bring it up

when she's comfortable. Maybe it's from living in London for 10 years, but I take my cues from other people's actions and reactions. I'm like, take your cues from a very deep, bottomless bottle of something. Like, are you kidding? Dumbly and London, okay. And Ramona, Bethany looks like she's gonna throw up and she's like on her skinny, skinny girl phone. And Ramona's like, hey, Bethany, look what Avery did. She made a recipe for fruity pebbles in a bowl.

She pours some fruity pebbles and then there's some milk. It's like crazy. She's so talented and Bethany's like, ah yeah, yeah, great, yeah, right, yeah, right, right, right, right, right, that's great. And during the, during the tells Carol, hey Carol, you know the thing is you drink a what? He's a graduate drink Nazi. Hey Carol, you know the finish you drink a what? So Tens is just getting drunk and kind of crazy and she's like well I have to monitor myself because I'm on these meds because I just wanted to feel normal So I started taking this medication

But it's not because I'm relying on it like I'm not relying on it I just want my levels of serotonin to make me feel like I'm normal even though I'm not normal And I know I'm not normal and I should probably talk to somebody about it But I think the only medicine that's really helpful is like that man But I still think it over the old man, you know, it's like pombi. It's like I didn't even do it And then like before you know what I'm in jail, you know what I mean? She's like she's like but I am not trying to numb myself Okay, that's not what this is Okay, it's just a it's just this medication does something magical

to like serotonin. Like you guys have never heard about this before. It's something that's kind of new on the market and like I have a special doctor who talked to me about it and it's like a really cool medication but you're kind and not supposed to drink and then it just goes to Carol and she's like, you're not supposed to mix antidepressants with alcohol.

Oh, is that what they're called? Antidepressants. I thought they were just called little pills that lift up my serotonins. Like, literally, that was a name for that. That name wouldn't fit on a bottle. granny is terrible you never selling pills and Carol's like Basically, you're using a cratch is what you're saying right? No, that's not what I said at all and I can have drinks just not too many drinks

And then Bethany is now mad because she's over tensley She's like tensley got her five second apology and Bethany's like mortified But she's so hostile listener and so she's telling Durinda right like what is she talking about again like her man seriously Like this is ridiculous. She's like good. She wants a marriage a child yada yada and Bethany's like I know a lot of people from a beautiful relationship and I'm from an abusive household and I can tell you I've never heard so many people who've gone through Abuse, talk about their Abuse like that.

Um, Bethany, really? Yeah. Right. But the moment we're both about is, yeah, that's all Bethany talks about. That's all you talk about. I mean, where are you talking about? Everything comes back to Bethany.

Yeah, well, my, I was 10 times worse for me. Okay, cuz like I have a horrible mom and like Jason was horrible and it be so. And then Durrinda's like, well, you have to do, you do the voice better than the neighbor, but Durrinda's like, yeah, that's good. You should broadcast your problems, you know, he was yourself. Yeah, it's only a dirty laundry, right? You know, once you see a dirty laundry, you know he was yourself. Yeah, Jolene you dirty laundry, right? You know what once you see your dirty laundry

You know what I hate when people celebrate their abuse That's what I don't like I don't like an abuse celebration like how about we just crush a glass in the middle of the floor Same as a little top and you know celebrate whatever Bob minutes of the kids in here or whatever that all it is We don't have to like put strawberries up. Yeah you know, celebrate whatever Bob Mitzvah, Kinsinger, or whatever that all it is. You don't have to like put strawberries up. Yeah. Yeah. Every time I make a kid's

party and they bring out a pinnial and stop beating it, I'm like, why are we celebrating this little dankies abuse? This is staseless. Abuse your junky at home, little girl.

Your break. But after all that she goes, but it's definitely ever wants to talk. I'm here. Yeah, thanks. Like if Bethany ever wants to be a pair of soil jeans, Durrinda is here for her. It's like thanks Durrinda. Yeah. And then she says something about like that no one should leave any drops of their drink left.

Like a true alcoholic. You don't even have to drink any more fuel on the way home. I don't want to have to walk past everyone's glass and drink it on my way out, all right? Yeah. So then, Carol and Bethany discuss the Jason situation briefly. Yeah, they're back at the chalet. Right. And then Ramona and Sonia curl each other's hair. Well, and then we get into the tibetit.

I mean, we get into the tibetit. We just burn it this shit out of this hair. She obviously does not know how to use that at all. Then we get Luanne in front of a fireplace and she's like, well, where's the ignition button? She's looking all over. So different in the Swiss Alps. So many red jackets around here, but not one of them knows where the ignition button is.

You know, I hated meeting that Ramona's right, but Aspen would be on top of this. She's looking around like it's a rocket ship. So she turns on the gas and she stares at it for a minute. She's like, well, I guess gas is still invisible. Some things never change. And so she lights a magic and kind of leans into the thing, like really slowly and drops it and it blows up in her face. She's like, thanks a lot. Thanks a lot. Gas thing.

I'm married. It would have been nice to not blown up in my face. It would have been nice if Tom was here to light the ignition for me because married women don't usually have to light their own ignition. If you know what I mean? This is why married women should be- Not a husband's job. Yes, this is why married women should be in Valais with fireplaces that aren't lit.

It's just etiquette girls. So then, Dorenda wants to know where Tinsley got her knit, and now Tinsley's just hammered. She's like, I don't know, I shop. I shop. Where else would I get it? Shopping. Shopping. Shopping.

You don't really get it shopping. Because you go around and you can get things for like, sex, seven, five, and then I get a lot of things. I'm really good at it. I'm really good at shopping. And then Dorenda, in like what a classic moment, goes, she's like an Olympic Daydrick dirt, which is so rich, because in my opinion, Dorenda drinks

more than anyone on this show. And she's the very first one to call Tinsley out. And she's got it. When you got it, she's an Olympic day drinker. Olympic. She's like Mary Lou retten kind of have a balance. It's like the way that we do the voice of Derinda is drunk slurry mess because that's what she is.

I cannot believe she would have the balls to call her an alcoholic. Well, you know, the first thing that's always said by the person who's in the middle of an intervention is, um, you guys have the drunk ones. Yeah. I'm not the one with the problem. You guys are all protecting. It's like pretty classic. Oh, poor Derromba, but also tinsley.

It's like tinsley finally got to open up, but now she's too open. She just needs to really think, okay? You've already gotten to do that model with one. That's what it's like. Your walls need to go up. Wall drop, put your walls up. Please put your walls up. I don't want to see that.

Walls up, skinny girl walls up. I can't even see that. Yeah. Ding dong, every guy for the restaurant starts coming over. From Aurene, the owner of the restaurant comes in and she said, Oh my God, Jesus Christ, you're with the bartender today. What are you doing? Okay.

And he's like, I brought Ramona's favorite wine. She's like, God, Jesus Christ. Well, if someone else is paying for it, Ramona will break, you know, Ramona will order it. So I guess she ordered the entire restaurant to come over. And she gave their menu. She got exactly what she wanted. Ramona's like the head bitch in charge.

Okay. And Ramona is like, what is this? over and she gave their menu and she got exactly what she wanted. You know, we're modest like the head bitch in charge. Okay. And we're at a remote is like, what is this? This is like a, what was it called like Vigoroni? I don't know. Some pricey wine and she's like, oh my god, this is like a hundred dollars a bottle. I'm in heaven. Like she didn't know any of this would happening. And she's like

lamb chops. Yeah. You're making it lamb chops. It's like a drink. Come true. I'm like you're the one who ordered all this shit. And kind of for free, Ramona. She's so ridiculous. I like when the wind comes in and tins he goes, whoa, you know when I'm shopping I see with Lewans wearing. They're called jeans. And Lew's, I can't. Well, they are jeans. I'm casual. I'm casual today. There you have a girl's Okay, glad we got that and then I've got that said Ramona Geek goes to talk to Sonya and she's like oh my god like Bethany is so Indomie because guess what Sonya Bethany asked me what time it is. I like to know what time it is.

She's still annoyed at you. She's like she's still annoyed at you. And Ramona's like I don't think she is. And then LeWand said she's like, hey girl, we've had a renewal. She's like, hey girls, I don't want you to think this is single Leuand just because I'm in Jeans. It's still married Leuand, but now it's Mrs. Dagestino in Jeans. Can you believe it girls? All right, let's do some girl talk on the bed. You know, Bethany said that she would have Ramona up for a couple of days if I was there. And so, and he was like, oh my god, that's wonderful news!

Did you hear that Ramona? You can come to Mexico! I'm so excited! Ramona's like, let's not get so excited. Yeah, because no one has invited me. Yeah, you know, to add insult to injury, first she's not gonna invite me, and then she can only invite me for like a couple of days.

Like, how manipulative is that? I don't know that that's manipulative, really. I think that's called clear line drawing around one side. Okay, Ramona. So that's time for the big dinner. Everybody's like getting ready for dinner. And Ramona has just found out that she might get like, you know, a free order of walk-a-moly on the next cast trip.

So she's like being nice. So she sits across from Ramona and Beth and he's like, wow, this is fancy. Fancy dinner you got here. And Ramona goes, well, it was partly your idea because I know you like dinner. And so I just helped make it. I just helped to make your dream come true.

She's like, oh my god, so, thank you for my last meal. And Beth and he just ignores her. I just helped me, I just helped to make your dream come true. Oh my God. So I'm I'm definitely just ignore is there? I feel like I feel like a fly that gets caught in like molasses, you know, I'm just going to be here for like millions of years and you're going to find you later. I'm just going to be like the sad fly that just wanted to get away from her. But I couldn't. So that somebody suggests playing truth or dare. Somebody her name is Bethany. Hey, I wanna play Skinny Girl or Dare.

Okay, Skinny Girl or Dare. And I wanna play Skinny Girl or Skinny Girl. And Carol's like, that game doesn't even work cause no one's ever honest, like for instance, how old were you when you first had anal sex and Duranda's like I've never had it. It's disgusting. Why would you do that? I would never have never if that acceptable Yeah, okay, it's not natural, okay?

You know this goes with this and that goes with this no no no stop saying right here, okay? It's not natural. I was women and men I like that she added that in that yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, she's not She's like in her head. She knew she would be getting even drunk in her head She was like I'll be getting emails about this. Yeah, it's like Dorenda, you can always be a fan favorite, but do not fuck with the gaze, okay? Our answers will turn in one second. I mean, with many, many totally natural because many, many totally in natural and two natural make natural am I right past the skinny girl or a day would you

Like too late Ten say it's like I got it. Yeah, I'm not afraid to admit it I got it for my husband, but I'll tell you this much I cried I Cryed like the time I got arrested for no reason it was putting the hospital But I believe they didn't but it's all been expunished from my record. So I can't all sex even though I'm admitting it now What am I doing? God, I love nits. And the way I'm like, girls, it's not appropriate to talk about it.

It'll sex at the dinner party. Did you read my book on class? Yeah. It's chapter five. Oh, it's not. Well, I'm going to have to write an amendment to that book, girls. No elbows on the table and no anal chat. Actually, it's on every single page of the book because I don't talk about anal sex. Just in case somebody's reading my book at a table.

Follow my lead. Other things I don't talk about airplane engines. Pigeons. So Sonya's like, okay, I'll do dare. And Bethany's like, all right, French kiss, one of the chefs with two tongues, okay? I don't want it to be just like a regular French kiss. I want it to be like licking the chocolate off the bottom of a melted milk duds carton, okay? I want it to be like a parloric in romance, okay? Bobby O. Shit, right there, right now, do it, do it, do it. Basically, you're ordering sexual assault

on some poor waiter. Right, right, poor day waiter. Yeah, but she does it. She just grabs him from above and she's like, what happened to that? She's like, ugh, and he tries to pull away. Beth and he's like, I boy, I boy, I boy, I boy. I'm like, I bought a boy, I bought a boy. I'm like, that is the girlfriend that every teenage girl needs.

I love when someone can just not be wishy-washy about it. I'm like, I bought it. It's your right. I'm too young to be an auntie. Okay. I bought it. Like, I'm wearing a pink pussy hat. Okay.

All right. Let's get a girl pink pussy out. So Dorenda chooses Dare, but then Beth and he's like, Abba, it's John's penis. Oh my god. Didn't she just say Dare? Maybe I just wrote it down wrong,

but she's just penis. I know, you know. Okay, like you gotta tell me how big is penis is, but then you gotta like, subtract the weeness from it, because I mean that guy's gotta have a man join it like a, like a, like a, man join it like a bean bag chair. And she's like, I'm like, I got witty props.

Okay, okay, I'm gonna go get props. All right, like, I'm gonna walk into the kitchen and like tell these chefs, like, we're talking about penis sizes, so like, I need some vegetation, okay? Cause we're, this is like really important. Okay. Cause they don't have a skinny girl cucumber. Yeah.

They get one of those huge GMO cucumbers. It's like giant. Yeah. It's like, it's like that big. You know, that looks so much like Jan's penis. Hold on, I'm gonna get a disco ball out of my purse. It's like she's carrying. Oh, yeah.

So then she cuts one and a half. And that's then he's like, Oh, it's like Lorraine Bobbitt over there. Like what she did, like she's kind of let, she's kind of like, she's one and a half and Bethany's like, oh, it's like Lorraine and Bob and over there. Like what she did, like she's cutting it, she's cutting it in half, like my walls were up. Like I can't even see that. And Tinsley, Tinsley's like, my husband was like that, he was huge.

Bethany said, yeah, that's right, cried. Maa, maa, maa. And then does Carol pick truth right after that? They like go right from girl talk to girl talk and somebody's like How a sexist George Clity and then had sex with him a 10. It was post doctor done russ and prayed then he ocean. But yeah, Carol is losing. She's got nothing to add to the show anymore. But that she has to

go back like 35 years to tell everyone she had sex with George Clooney, who's also not relevant anymore, by the way. So what I don't even I don't get it. You mean George Clooney from Tim's 11? I love those films. Do you remember when Tim went into that casino to get my gloves for me? And you had to go through all those crazy mazes? So Ramona chooses truth because like at this point no one wants to be forced to like rape a waiter, you know. So Ramona chooses truth and Carol says, how many men have you been sexually active with

since Mario? And she's like, um, three, three men and everyone just laughs. It's like a laugh track to a sitcom. They all just back up. And Carol says, we're questioning the veracity of your claims. And so, you just like got to include the mouth. Yeah. Yeah. She goes all or emphasis. She's like, well, I don't, I don't count oral because I'm a good Catholic girl. Okay. Okay. and intercourse is more intimate.

Like, what's more intimate? It's so much easier to give a blowy. Yeah. That means like, the most intimate is the thing you swallow. That's why I'm so close with all the people who buy my popcorn. And it's like, God, I feel so lucky right now. And Bethany is like, oh, come on, it hasn't been that long since you've been married. It's not like you're so prim and proper over there.

So, yeah, but I'm grateful I'm in a relationship. And now I'm a missus and I can be disgusted about this anal sex talk. Instead of sharing a pirate horror, after his middle Sony has asked the day after. I'm like, wait, Lewand, like like let's remember who you are here, okay? And during this like The red of loses it Yeah, she's like kidding. She's during that in the night drinking Olympics. Yeah Like we get it you're married, okay? You know wasn't it wasn't that long ago that everyone was out there to get them

Time was out there fucking God knows who you know I just not pretend that you didn't live the same kind of like everybody else I love the way you know what I'm proud that you got to go to Palm Beach but at some point And then she's like you just let me be on the new face like she can't feel it like she's having that like I can't feel it, like she's having that like, that was drunk, I can't feel my fake girls. Is my face still here? You have a face? You have a team face.

Junk, you're a big group. I'm not junk, you're junk. You're junk, Tinsley, you have a problem. Cause I'm fine. I just annoyed Land can't you just let me be in my honeymoon phase? I just got married during this like And Luans like girls I never talk about marriage. I mean, do I do I? and Bethany nods her head no do I? And Bethany nods her head no. I'm cute, Bethany. I'm not about to say, you should be happy. Like, we're happy for you, but we're having a

very intimate conversation right now. She goes, we're talking about anal sex Ramona. Bethany says, look, Luan just had like a long road, okay? Like her marriage, it was like a long road to her marriage, okay? Like four of us us weren't invited and if she wants to have a moment I said let her have the moment you know and you're in this like yeah well I'm surprised you're going about face-bathony that's the length of the bridge yeah I'm surprised about you being one face and then you're another face and then you look at your face and it's like about face like you're a play bill I don't want to see you read about you guys doing face just do beauty in the beast how about that and so during this like Lou Ann's act Lou Ann's acting like she's got her teacher

teacher teacher there there's biling with biling why you left, still doing it. And Lou adds just sitting there, smiling. She's still crying. She's still doing it. You see her face? She's just smiling. She's doing it like she's smiling. I mean like she's a green cat. They're smiling. We like that. And then she's ready to go off so Luen goes, you're right. I did look at you like that and then everyone's like, oh my god congratulations, you did

it. This is so great. We're such adults. And she goes, do Rinda, I didn't mean to say it the way I did and I'm sorry. I love you, Darynda. And Tom and I would both like to thank you for being such an inspiration at our wedding Which I'm still thrilled about and I'm not sorry for love not talking about anal sex DeGastino, thank you and

So Caroline's like, oh no not Caroline Carol's like, Carol's a toast We're all on a ship. We're all eating chips chips on a ship and then a fight reps. Yay! And so you're like, can't we do anything more original? You're a writer. How about this? Cheers to D'Avrenta. You got through four years with that fat bastard John and you don't want to have to listen to the one and talk about her goddamn marriage anymore. And I stand for you. And everyone just looks at each other like a sweet toast to it. And then the show ends. The show ends.

These are my friends. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, these are my friends. My God. These are my friends. These are Mrs. Dagost are my friends. My God, these are my friends. These are Mrs. Dagestino's friends. Um, what a funny episode. You know, Ben reminded me when we were talking about subs while he was away. He's like, wow, Stephanie gets to sub in for the best shows.

Cause last year she was here for berserk shares. Oh, yeah. Yeah, you always get fun. So jump in on. I know. Oh man, it's so fun talking about this show with you. Oh my god, I love it. As soon as you asked me, I was like, Oh, hell yes, that's the one I watched. That's what I live for. Yeah, party. Well, you guys can find Stephanie at her podcast for crying out loud and the sword and skill. And then you can find me and Stephanie together every Tuesday on our bachelor podcast Rose breaks. We do a lot of podcasts. We do. And I'm going to have it any other damn

way. I'm literally still in bed. My neck hurts and I'm about to pour some milk deads into my hands and you know make some show graphics. Like can you ask for a better life? Look, can you hear them? Mike and I come in into my hand, Mike and I. Everybody, thank you so much for listening. We sure love you. Ben will be back next week. I'll be back next week. We'll be on to somewhat of a regular schedule. So many new shows coming back to Bravo. We will talk to you then. Bye everybody. Bye.

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