Watch What Crappens - #496 RHONY: Mexican Standoff

Episode Date: July 14, 2017

We're just about ready to head to Mexico on Real Housewives of New York, but first Bethenny and Ramona have to sort some stuff out. Easier said than done. This results in an emotional, angry, and generally hilarious confrontation over dinner. We recap every moment of the fight, and for added fun, we revisit Clear The Flem afterwards! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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crap ends. The podcast about all that crap we just love to talk about on Bravo. I'm Ben Mandelker from beside blog.com and the banter blender and joining me is a man who loves titos and will not talk about his ex-husband but will make a scene at a restaurant. It's Ronnie Caram from TreshtalkTV.com and the Rosebrook Spatch Apatgas. What's up Ronnie? Hey baby! Hey what's going on on this fine Thursday as we are about to embark on some real housewives of New York? Nothing's going on. Okay, great. So tell me what I thought you just said is going on when you do the intros

I'm like I'm finishing a text. I was like what's going on? I'm finishing up a text So I can close my I message app and concentrate on the. Okay, so sometimes it's not about you, Ben. Hey, you know what, Ronnie, don't. Just don't. Just don't, Ronnie, just don't. I'm Ben. Okay, hey. You know what, I'm a mother.

I'm mothering and you're not. Just don't. Just. Don't. Half of my business is to all of my children. You know what, I'm Ben. Hey. Hey. You ripped out my arm. You ripped out my femur. Just I have to get half of my businesses to all my children Hey, rip down my arm. You ripped out my femur. You ripped out my ankle. Don't make my other arm My other leg my nose. Okay, you want my nose to rip off my nose. Okay take everything but not my extension Okay, cuz those are my business and you're gonna respect my business. Hey, Ben and me

so for and you're going to respect my business. Apenany. So for those of you who are just joining us here, we are a Bravo podcast. And today we're going to be talking about real housewives of New York. But of course, we can't start talking about it before shilling our L.A. Show, which we are going to annoy you to death about. But for good reason, because speaking of New York,

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or if you're in LA and not coming to the show, just don't, don't, just don't, Bethany, don't. This episode is insane. This episode as they would have said in the 80s is insane in the membrane. Okay guys there. Now don't say I'm not urban. Yeah although that's more of a 90s thing Cypress Hill girl. After you pass 40 you'll see one day. After you pass 40 it's all in the 80s. Like that's every memory I just say in the 80s you know everything is just perpetually 80s no matter what no everything everything happened that same time you fell in love with Amy Grant you know what I mean once your old also sort

of more than 90s reference although it's fair well eight no she was question in the 80s that's why I said sort of a 90s reference. Although it's fair. Well, no, she was question in the 80s. That's why it says sort of a 90s reference because yes, yeah, the mainstream, you know, her heart and motion, uh, album came out in like 91 or something like that. We call that the betrayal album. Okay, that's called Amy Grant, the Judas tour, when she started singing about love and then like stole someone's husband. I call that the, uh, the Ben Mandelker starts to get in touch with the sexuality album.

Oh god. As in first moment, first inklings that he may be gay is that his love for the heart and motion album. Just kidding. It was actually when he bought the Mariah Carey CD and hit in his closet. Nice. And the Christians she was out for a long time before that okay, I still remember her famous song Bearing the cross just kidding. It was in the song. I don't even know why I said I still remember Amy Grant seminal song I'm a super Christian. Yes. No actually

Truly Amy Grant first crept her way into my heart with her do-out with Peter Southerra next time I fall in love Which to this day remains one of my favorites on that same me grant next time my fall yes You know she has a song called abide by me and also a song called abide with me Okay, wow you really I see how she stretched the repertoire she She needed to change up She lost me though ultimately when she's what that what was that one song about like the house of It's like this is the song about the house Anyway, we'll let one of our fans. I really don't know.

It was the 80s, man. I don't know. But I'm looking at an Amy Grant song list now, and I really love that she has so many Christian songs could be regular songs, and sometimes it's hard to tell. Like driving with my sister this week, I'm like, is this Christian rock? She said, I'm not sure, because the kids were playing it. So of course it is, because you know, they're all Christian. So it was Christian rock. But the song was like, is this guy singing about dating Jesus? This is the weirdest song I've ever heard.

I do actually really hate those moments when you're listening to a song and you're like, wait a second, is this Christian rock that I've been really loving? Oh, I'm not saying that against anti-Christian is just more like a lot of Christian rockers. I'm gonna make it sound. I'm gonna make it sound. Jarz of Clay Bits. I mean, they can make it sound.

They did have that sound. For example, Amy Grant on her song list has a way in a manger and then baby baby right in order. Like, I know one's Christian and I know the other one's not, but it could be. You know, she could be like telling a story with her song titles, like, away in a manger, baby, baby, like in case we were doubting what was in the manger. Yeah, yeah. I once was listening to, I very recently, I was listening to some generic song

and my boyfriend was like, Ben, are you listening to Christian Rock? I was like, no, but now you've ruined my song. I was like, it's just a very, very white song possibly by the fray. So I can understand the confusion. A very white toothless song, exulting love for something nondescript. Yeah, like is don't run away. Is that song Christian? Or is she talking about the husband she stole? I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don. I don't know. I don't run away. Is that song Christian or is she talking about the husband she stole? I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I'm looking at the Amy Grant. Because we have a huge episode of New York. So of course I'm reading Amy Grant. Thank you to all our new listeners who've already tuned out. Thank you. I'm really glad we are selling you on our live show by going on and sesanly about Amy Amy Grant.

But okay, I'll stop now. I'm done. There's Ronnie's name. Loud and clear. No, you're not allowed to keep it going. Then I just closed the song list. Fine fine fine. It's good enough. For you.

Well, I got nothing to say. Now I don't know the Amy Grant. I mean, I was all like in the tree. know they may grant. I mean, I was all like in the cheerio. I mean, what else do you want from me? You know, let's talk about sperm now. Yeah. Listen, when it comes to this conversation, I just have to say, I will remember you. I will remember. So you're talking about putting sperm on her face. How about that? That's what I'll remember. I will remember Carol Radswell receiving a box for baby. And only the dog cares. The dog baby wants the cat. Here's some cat in it, baby. No, the other baby. Curtain, baby. Curtain, baby.

Yeah. So the show opens up with the usual mix and mix of match different things happening around the city. So Carol's opening up her basically her birch box for cats, her meow box and every cat n knit belongs to you. So, um, so she's doing that. Meanwhile, Sonia and Tinsley are getting facials at the spot with Sonia's, you know, her notorious facialist. And Sonia just traveling on. What's that? Lavi Luan. You tell Luan why you keep coming your pocket. Sorry. What's happening on? What's happening on? What's happening on? What's happening on? What's happening on? What's happening on? What's happening on? What's happening on? What's happening on? What's happening on? What's happening on? What's happening on? What's happening on? What's happening on? What's happening on? What's happening on?

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What's happening on? What's happening on? What's happening on? What's happening on? What's happening on? What's happening on? And everybody just stops swallowing duping. How about that? Listen, it's not it doesn't mean you're allergic to Harry sperm if you somehow feel nauseous in his presence Yeah, exactly it's his plugs It's the way he talks Laming his sperm. Yeah, so then tins is like at tangos at tang, and so she like rips this thing off her face

and then she's like, this is my Santa. I think that's how to make it better. I just want to make it better. It baby holder. We did not get enough of this bitch gossiping because she is the best side character on the show. I think even better than Ray, she started all those fights from one season. Yes. That is true. I mean, I think that they've come just like shove this little clip

in there because she hadn't been on all season. They need to give some reference to her at one point, you know. And Sonya wants the leftover placenta. And then we cut to Durinda on her bed doing what appears to be an Instagram tribute to Mary tolly Moore and she's like if it weren't for If it wins the sorry my Going through different voices. I'm like which voice am I supposed to be doing right now? If it wasn't for If it wasn't for Mary Elbal Mary and Ricky Ricardo I never will have come to the big apple.

Because remember that episode when she and after were putting apples in the mouth and they could only hold some? Oh, there he is. We married Tyler Moore, but her three girls with Bob Deel Hotz, three boys and they made a whole big guy. I'm going to New York. Can I go to New York? You remember when Marion Tyler Moore used to come into the

giant and hit the joke back until the playlist song? Hey, remember when Mary Tyler Moore told that boxer you get in that ring and you fight and you didn't score a says he didn't know in Oscar for it. Remember when Mary Tyler Moore was on the cheerleading came against the black girls and the Tashu was gonna win within the black girls once they were so much better. That's bringing it on to you.

Or is it bringing it on one? I don't know what happened in the 80s. I don't know what happened. Hey, remember when it's Maritaila Moore? He's that song about babies. So was that Christian asexual? Also, someone wrote us on Facebook and said, you guys, would you please correct Torinda? Because Maritime are more of film that scene in Minnesota and we actually have a statue

of, you know, to commemorate it. And I was like, you know what, Queen, I am proud of you for being so proud of Minnesota. They, you know, they're lucky to have you. We love you. Consider it corrected. And I'm sorry, I called you a queen. I don't know if you're a queen, but I meant it in a good way. So stand corrected. Also, how was there a statue of someone throwing up a hat in the air? Is it so like a stick holding the hat up in the air? Maybe the hat's either invisible or maybe the hat has not actually left the hand yet. I don't know. I don't know. I think he did send us a picture and I still didn't look at it, but consider it corrected and don't say that we don't like to fix things.

Yeah, we just fixed it. How about that? How about that? how about that you fix how about let your India your bank crop All the makers of pop sock clip clip also the makers of the pop socket would like to thank you for the free advertising I think we should have watch what crap in pop sockets what are pop sockets They're those circular things you put on the back of your phone and you can pop them out and hold your hold your phone with your fingers from the back or you can use it as a little stand. They're great, but then I discovered the love handle. So now I switched between the two. If I'm really drunk, I use the love handle because that's like a little strap on the back and when you fall asleep drunk, you just wake up with your phone on your hand. It doesn't eight you on the face.

on the back and when you fall asleep drunk you just wake up with your phone on your hand it doesn't eat you in the face. It's like you have a jackson glove with your cell phone then. Yeah, and iPhone plus. Jackson, whatever. Well, we can all dream to have one of those but yeah, so anyway, do we talk about Amy Grant yet? I'm psychoded, yeah, I don't know what's wrong with her. We're just going to be cycling our way through some of the best hits of the 90s.

So anyway, next up is Big Head Todd of the Monsters. So anyway, we're toward the West Brock. God, I love those 90s names. So yeah, so Dorenda is choking herself up with her recollections and moving to New York with marriage, because of Maritalia more. And then in the middle She's like, oh, I know it's a bad take. Let's do this one again. All right, let me work back up Let's see is anyone got a half-filled balloon they can bring in here

Anyone got a stack of chains Get back in here Come out Richard. I never love Mary Talon more than when she was a cold wasp and all the people I thought that's all I'm gonna raise Hannah So So next we skip over to Bethany who's with her assistance Bethany you look wonderful. She walks in looking like we're in the world is yeti San Diego She's just like like this big furry like a bomminal snowman thing with but like a Carmen San Diego Fedora or have I like that because I put that she's the McAfee scanning virus scanner guy

Who's like is there a virus on your windows computer? Hey? Hey, there virus, huh? Yeah virus here. Okay, like like Anthony your virus is beautiful You know it's beautiful. You know it's beautiful. No viruses like I see like who is norm like I don't know why it norms here like any virus I can't like if I get another virus and we have done the floor crying like I'm dead. I can't no more Seriously, and it's a Bethany starts ranting about because someone's like Bethany wrote L.O.L In a text message. She's like yeah, I mean, know what? I start to believe you shouldn't be writing LOL and you're really laughing out loud. Like, don't do it.

If you're not laughing out loud, don't write LOL. Just write like nothing, write like a space, write a hyphen, but don't do LOL. I'm like, this is why you're cold inside. Because the whole reason why you put LOL is not because you're actually laughing out loud, but you're trying to express a certain type of emotion. And the fact that you're incapable or unwilling

to even give an emotional crumb to someone over text shows how locked down you are. Yeah, where's the emoji for like, I'm mediocrely intrigued by what you were saying. Okay, I'm like slightly amused. Where's that one? Where's that one? Hey, where's the emoji for,

I was raised on the racetrack, huh? Where's that? I used to use the emoji for hugs because I thought it was some guy, no, no, no, no, no, get away from me. Get away from me, the way the little hands are there. And then I found it was for a hug. And I was like, I'm not literally hugging you right now.

Like how many people think I'm literally hugging them right now? It's like, I don't even get it. Like, emojis need to rethink. Like, literally, like, what are people right? XOXO. I don't get it. I got some girl or something like that.

Like, I'm not saying X. I'm not saying, oh, I'm not saying, oh, I'm not saying, oh, like, why would people do that? Like, I don't get it. Like, what are we playing Tic-Tac like I'm not saying X and I'm not saying I'm not saying I'm not saying like like why would people do that like I don't get like what are we playing tic-tac-do yeah like if I want to give you a kisses and hug I would like kiss you and hug you in person like I'm like I can't kiss and hug you to text like what are people do that like I don't get it like I can't come me now if that's right XOXO LOL one more time or I felt yell like I literally like I'll be in my water crying how about you literally give me a rose how about that like like what you're gonna send me to often what do we see world what is this literal I don't believe that just stop texting me things like this like I literally I don't get it like seal like kiss from a rose like how does a rose kiss doesn't know about like I don't get so they're talking about her

up count or her upcoming trip to Mexico because we canceled it last year because my vagina ruined it I was like your vagina has literally ruined everything in your life. I mean, Jason. So now your vagina is going to get stuck in the distillery machine on this trip, but it's going to ruin this skinny girl, too. Just leave your vagina at home, you know. Yeah. Yeah. So we are learning about what the whole plan is and Essentially, there's gonna be this day where they go to this distillery and they're gonna go to Kila They're gonna go to the actual town to go to that crazy as a actual town to kill I got to kill so so I want to see how the sausage gets made I'm like that makes me thirsty for your drink sausage delicious What do you think is did you notice on her to-do list?

Cuz I have this itinerary check first we're gonna go see like, Ferris, we're gonna go see the skinny girl bus. Then we're gonna go see the skinny girl bicycle. That's gonna take us to the skinny girl, the distillery in skinny girl, Mexico. And then on the itinerary, it says, Halisco, top chef in bold letters. Yes. I'm waiting for Bethany to start letting all this stuff out.

Cause she is very good at plugging everything, you know? Well, it said that she's the top chef of Mexico oh but it was bold because they also filmed in they did a lot so yeah yeah so I think she's gonna be a oh my god you guys watch half Jeff this is crazy that's where this guy was like we have like a proper plugs in there so we're gonna have like a dinner in a cave is that what's gonna happen huh like you know like recent the great are gonna leave your fish stuck on the grade huh? Like what's happening? Sheldon huh? Like I'll say like like pick up your not like like

I'll see you pack up your knives and leave like I can't like if you leave your knives here like like like when I'm supposed to clean it up like what am I like like missed out fire like I'm just gonna like clean up everyone's mess and like like be your like your mom like I can't. So while this scene is going a Bethany's talking to her girlfriends who are all paid for? Louanne and Ramona are at like, Surletabli. And I just love the way, I think that the transition was that, I think maybe Bethany mentioned Louanne's name or something and just like, cuts to Louanne,

just gliding into Surletab. She sort of like approaches the front door. She's like, oh, you know, she's, you know, whenever Louanne enters a scene, they play those chimes that don't, do, do, do, do, do, do, that like, 60s lounge music. She's just like, oh, here I am, just walking to the front door. Surletab, I know what that means. It means on the table, They play those chimes that don't do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do Not a very dangerous. That's stratten. Okay. I like that these ladies treat the surle top like it's a coffee store. They just both walk up to the espresso machine.

Everyone's like, would you want to cap a chino? Do you want to express so? Because she can just make it if you're okay. And then I was like, oh yeah, great. I'll have that. Double toss, Gini La Teppi. Thank you very much. So good.

See the man's like, so are you going to Mexico? I'm Mary, so I'm going just because my husband is busy, but I've left him plenty of leftover Shakuduri tray. Akudu mo! Akudu mo, bonjour, Saswa! Tom's cookies. I actually know someone named Sura Tablo.

He's the Surura of tables. His family actually, his great-great-great-great-great-great-great grandfather and venter tables in France. That's why he's known as Sura Tabla. Then, the Earl of Sandwich killed him in battle. The Fleming still find it hilarious. Which I think is hilarious because Fleming, I mean, what is that? A language of some sort? Actually, yes. Well, my gosh, I'm Fleming right now. So, I think Luanne is like, so, Ramona, are you gonna go to the Mexico place?

And she's like, well, I don't know, because I haven't been asked yet, but I think I'm going to get asked, but not yet. I don't know what's happening. Okay. And now cut to Carol and Bethany, who are now at Carol's apartment, I guess. No, no, they're in the Bethany's office. Oh, they're at Bethany's office. Okay, sorry, I couldn't pay attention. And Carol's telling Bethany how she had to go to court to fight something in her building.

And she's like, I showed up to court and I was ready with point, tell her point. One liners, I knew what I was going to say if they brought up the emails. And then he didn't even show up. I have facts. I wanted to sing them. And he's like, she's acting like a Supreme Court. It's like the people's court. What are you trying to pee on my like right now? Tell me it's raining like seriously? I actually did laugh at that when she said she's actually

like, it's a Supreme Court. And I also laughed because I know I would be like, Carol be like, yeah, oh my God, I went to court and I won. I told you what, they didn't even show up. And I was ready to go. I'm like, okay, Ben, settle down. You got your $20 from the deli man. Yeah, you spent a whole day to get your $20 back.

Yeah. It's just like, uh, you know, Carol's a type who like wants jury duty. No, like she's like, please pick me. Please put some in return. So maybe we should tell Carol that our live show in New York is, it is actually a court case. It's not so hard to think, especially guest.

We would like you to argue something at the Gotham Comedy Club next week. We have Adam's landlord here, and we'd like to hash things out. So Bethany's like, oh my god, you're like crazy today. You're like so happy. Did you have sex? Was your amused boost? You heard the term, amused boost.

Like, when you get something stuck in your teeth from the... That's not... I don't think that's what amused boost. You heard the term I'm used boost like when you get something stuck in the teeth from the this month. I don't think that's what abuse amused boost. I feel like Bethany say that. Something you get stuck in your teeth. Well she's like well I think maybe maybe you're just a spirit of vacuum. I don't remember I just know that she was trying to explain it to Carol. I'm like I'm a pretty short Carol knows what a mousse boost is at this point in her life. But I like how Bethany always explains her jokes. Like, she should never be an ironic, like, t-shirt maker, you know?

Like, I can imagine Bethany making a t-shirt that says camping is intense and it shows, you know, like, intense and then she's like, get it because like, intense is like, tense and, you know, like, when you camp your intense, unless you're gonna be glamping when she's sitting around cabins, but honestly, like, mostly your intense,

so it's like, intense. It's like an entire paragraph under the picture and On the back of a thing Literally I can't like I'll see like I'm just bush like I'm using a bridge like like it's tempting So it's like you know those in this bush the camping and it's a campfire and it's like marshmallows more It's like I don't even know what it's more like what's more is that what it is all I guess it is I'll see you know what like like what's marshmallow like marshmallows like gross like I want just you know Have a good give me a piece of chocolate. That's what I want you like're like, uh, there's no more T-shirt left. No kidding. She'd have to do one Z's.

She has to do like a cape or wedding gown. This is a true. Why does your T-shirt have a train? Oh, God. So Carol's like, did you hear from Ramona? So Carol's like, did you hear from Ramona? That is like, and then we start, then we start the running gag of the season, which is Bethany and Ramona, both talking about each other in different places at the same time. So Bethany's like, yeah, I got a text about, you know, my ex, she's like, I'm so sorry that you're asked to this and then Ramona's like, I sent it and it said, I'm so sorry. This is happening to you. Ella, well, didn't mean to send that.

Send it to the wrong person. Oh my God. Oh my, gee, it's literally Ramona right now. Let's face it. I didn't mean it. Okay. And the way I'm just going to laugh out loud, she's like, like what is this?

Like I'm being stalked by Jason and you're going to laugh out loud like not even really laughing out like it's so disingenuous. She can't even laugh out loud for real. Then Lewand's discussed with the whole thing is so funny. She has, oh, the thing with Jason. Oh, stalking. So distasteful. That is just the rudest thing I've ever heard. I mean, what are we in the seventh arrondis moment? Am I right? You can see it's like I don't wear stockings. I'm tight.

I'm going to a hotel. Okay, relax. People do that. Silver ammonia is like, yeah, but it's really hard for her. Okay. She has to trial a trial. She has to raise it with Jason for 20 years or something. This is no way to start. She's got a poor child who's on the playground and someone's going to eventually come

up to her and tell her your mother's a pornography star from the porn movies. And then what she's she gonna do? And I like the man, she's like, I just blame it on the booze. You know, blame it on the alcohol. You know what I'm saying? My new single I married now. I'm married now.

Who'll be out and store a zoom. By blame it on the bit, who can't be happy for me? Pasita, uh uh uh uh uh uh, shit. Walking about. I don't know. I entered on the radio one time in the 80s and loved it. I was, I was watching this wonderful new show called Pas the Shazam.

I was Pas the Shazam. I mean, beat the Shazam. I don't even know what Shazam is, but I certainly beat it, I think. I'll tell you this, no amy. So my ride curls, can you believe it? Would you believe it? Bethany brought a whammy. And I said, no amy is Bethany.

This is why you're not getting invited. No amy is at the wedding. So back over at Carol's, Bethany is like, like seriously? Literally she won't break up with me. I'm like, we're broken broken up and then she keeps texting me. It's like she's talking me I'm like, okay, you can only have one stalking storyline a season, okay? Yeah, exactly and by the way It's it's like what Ramona said was really nice Like I mean by that's Ramona But it's still like it's I still thought it was a nice text and I just think that like that

I see you know, but it's still like it's I still thought it was a nice text and I just think that like that I know that we can really be in Mexico together so I can hug you the Mexican way okay It's like okay Ramona subtle we get that you want to go to Mexico, okay Hey Bethany build that wall so then Ramona is all excited for Mexico And she's and she's like well, I'm excited for Mexico and the man's like, huh, let's hope you get invited to Mexico. That's a no one ordered a cheese bowl to the table Ramona because no one over there understands what chili con queso is. It's like not an East Coast thing. They call it melted cheese, whatever. But Ramona's like, you know, the good thing is she can't keep me out of Mexico because the president of Mexico is refusing to pay for a wall.

Okay. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I just think it's root. Then she's like, well, all you have to do is apologize. And she's, when I play it back again in my head, the only thing I regret, I'm like, don't even start because there's like 30 things that you should regret. So there's only one. And Lewand stops there and she goes, well, I think you had too much Vinko Bianco or Vino. I think you had too much Vino Bianco. Just blame the

booze. Everyone else does. Yeah. So you'll see, we'll see how that works out. But meanwhile, Bethany is I send a text. and if I don't make steps in a GERGIL way, it won't work. It's like a GERGIL way. There's some Ramona English in every episode these days, and I fucking love it. Could do's. So then meanwhile, Bethany is starting to be a little

sanctimonious about this trip, and she's like, eh, you know, like, we're doing a whole botanical gardening, and we're going to do this. And when it's still re-insight my business, and like, it's a trip that celebrates my business, and like, I just don't want celebrates my business and like I just don't want them on there. I don't want them there It's celebrating my business. I'm like, oh relax Yes, you know, and then they cut to that clip and from now on going I don't want to get me girl. Ew Yeah, and then Carol's like that's not nice

Well, it's crazy. All this talk about Mexico. You might as well as a little girl. And I said, I want to go to Chili's restaurant. And Geraldine Parsons says, no, you can't go there. It's only for babies. And I want my baby back, baby back, baby back ribs. And I was like, I am a baby back rib. And she said, no, you're not. You're a little girl.

Now, shut up. And so we went to Outback instead. And I've never been to Chili's ever since. Well, it's crazy. Well, I've never been to Chili, but I do love, but I'll be back. But I'll be back. I'll be back, ribs.

Can't help it. Excuse me, Ramon. I have to go off and get lunch at this fancy new place called Chipotle. Have you been? It's called Chipolt. Chipolt. They say say I'm the dumb one. By the way, I did that New York house with quiz because I saw you did it and I'm Ramona.

And I know I'm supposed to want to be suicidal over that, but it's true, I accept it. Yeah, and I'm Sonia. I was really hoping to be Luanne, but I'm Sonia. I'm basically Ramona with a Kindle. We, we know that Ramona still reads old-fashioned books. Yeah, she don't read. But the Kindle, you can press a word that tells you how to say it and what it is. So then over at Romeo and Juliet here, removal,

it's time for our annual Sonia does something to Ravagina scene. So Sonia's, she wants to get her hair, basically wants to get her badge shaved or waxed or lasered. And she's like, you know, everyone's hairless now. I mean, I don't wanna be the only Don King down there. I was like, so gross. What a, what a potent image you have just provided.

She's like, it's a tangle of weeds down there. And so she's reading the menu. And she's like, well's a tangle of weeds down there. And so she's reading the menu. And she's like, well, I'm not sure what to choose. The China is the inside. Genitals are outside, right? Like, are people really getting the insides of their vaginal canal waxed? Because I would believe it. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know. All I know is Ramona saying I like the runway. If I could put lights on it, I would like Sonya. Sonya, that's a hairball. It's not it's not like grown hair. You know, the last thing I need is friendship, you know, pretending like he's an airplane coming into land on her strip. You don't need a waxer. You need a pipe cleaner. And I love how, so she gets on the table where she's getting laser and she's got like her badger and she still has her bifocals on.

I think she's going to do some light things during the process. Oh, my Chris. Like she just met her doctor at a Chris, you know, a cocktail party or something. She's like, hi, Chris. Well, you're inspiring confidence in me here. I'm like, I know you're trying to be sexual, but he does kind of have a smooth vagina face. He does. And she's like, he gets the same treatment on his face.

I have nice soft hair and it's a dark blonde. I just was matching all that with Don King and landing lights and everything. And it just seemed like a big furry mess. Yeah. She's trying to get compliments from the laser lady or the waxer lady. She's like, do you like it? It's more of a man had an Arbony blonde pretty right like Chris's head look at his hair so pretty Oh someone's gonna be happy wink wink, Mic Sonia. You're getting your vage waxed, okay? Stop flirting Sony probably flirted with the doctor when her daughter's head was poking out like you like what you see wink wink

No, she doesn't she's like, I I'm sorry I would have done it myself but you know I lost epilating number three she and pickles ran off together do you know how hard it is eating tuna salad without pickles so after this excitement we then go to the steakhouse where Durinda has a side that she wants to have a dinner before the trip to sort of, I don't know, smooth things over, maybe smooth things over with Bethany and Ramona, I don't know, she just wants to have a dinner because the producer said have a dinner. So at Royal 35, Royal so Lewand will show up and 35 so everybody else will show up.

Yes. So I like that when Sonya walks and she's like, I don't want aged meat. I'm like, it's not like they just put that meat out in the sun for 10 days and expect to eat it. Age meat is a good thing. I don't want to be. Yeah. If you don't want aged meat, you should really get rid of that guy with a napkin. Well, see, see, is avoiding him. See that't want aged meat, you should really get rid of that guy with a napkin. Well, see, see, see, he's avoiding him. See that didn't want aged meat. She's like, I'll, I'll have dinner around aged meat, but I'm gonna fuck the French roll. Okay. So then, Tinsley walks in and she's literally wearing my Lake Ramasylvia signature outfit.

My grandma Silvia loved a light, silky, blouse top thing with a pilgrim bow like every single time it was like any time we picked her up from from her home and I was like oh there's grandma Sylvia in her silky top and a pilgrim bow and then it comes all dressed in her tights and she's like he's aren't he's aren't stocking their tights I love tights I will never give up my tight. I will always wear little girl baby dresses and Mary James You this is getting creepy now Baby James okay, you're wearing baby James. You're wearing you're wearing I bet she said Mary James She did but I'm saying you're you're you're you're urging on baby James. Sorry. I I needed you to Bethany that one out for me Sorry, I needed you to Bethany that one out for me.

She's wearing her grandma Sylvia top and Mary James bottoms. So Carol is now has declared that she's gonna set up tinsley with a guy that she knows like named Scott, which is Exciting because he owns a website where that has all the promo codes on it's maybe like retail me not or something like that He started promo codes. it's maybe like retail me not or something like that. He started promo codes. And she's like, wow, wow. He started promo codes. No, he did promo codes. He did not invent promo codes. Okay. He invented promo codes. We would owe him a great deal of thanks, you know, for our, you know, hello, fresh 30 or like all our promo codes. We do not respect this guy. He did not invent promo codes, okay?

We would, we would, we would owe him a great deal of respect, but not quite as much respect as normal because we'd use a promo code. Yeah. Carol's like, have you ever been to a sale? He invented sales. People used to just think, sell things for retail. No, he didn't invent promo codes.

He just has a website that they are, he is, he's, I wanna say, I forget the word for when you, you assemble all sorts of information, you know what the word is. Well, my aggregate, he aggregated. Well, I wrote down, my quote of this, which my quotes are never correct anyway but my quote is

he started promo codes and i wrote l.o.l.a. i'm sure but were you really laughing out loud i literally was this show does make me laugh out loud i was watching this in texas and uh... my mom was like mad at us and so she went to bed early and she came out she's like what are you laughing at? I was like if you can hear my laughing over your creepy lifetime horror movies that you

watch to go to sleep at night, this is a really funny episode. My dream would be to watch an episode of Real House as a New York City with a crowd of 200 people. I don't think there's one thing this is like to be a little bit of a tangent but I feel like it's making a cogent point. Which is that we watch movies as a group, you know, you know, in general, I mean, you watch it in a movie theater or you might go to a special screening and when something's really funny, you know, the whole audience laughs and that's kind of part of the fun, right? You go see theater things and you watch it at a theater with a group of people. But when you watch TV shows, you're watching it, usually by yourself.

Maybe you might watch it some friends, so maybe you might have like seven or eight people there. But you very, very, very rarely get to see a TV episode with like 200 people. And Ben, you know that we're doing a live show with 300 people at the exact same time New York City is airing next to you. Are you dropping a hint? No, because you can't do a screening of this and then report after why you can do that. There's legal issues.

You can't just like screen a show. We can't sell tickets for a show and just yeah, I know it sucks. Well, we're not saying yes for that. We can't watch a TV show in a theater. Is that true? Uh, no, I know. It's but but. Don't worry.

I thought you were I thought you were leading up to a surprise. I was so excited. I was leading up to a point. I was trying to lead up to a point. No, but you got me excited. It was your fault. Okay. I'm quiet now. No, but so you know, I remember on the apprentice of all shows on the finale shows of the apprentice, they would, you know, do this whole thing at like Carnegie Hall or something like that. They'd be in some big space and they would play the they would play the show like you're watching an episode of the Prentice, but anytime something funny happened where you would normally chuckle at home, you got to hear the studio audience laugh and it was kind of amazing. It kind of it was like the laugh track that these reality shows always deserve. And Real House has a New York, if ever a show deserves a laugh track of 200 people laughing,

it's this show. You know, and furthermore, I know I'm really on this tangent. I once got to see a screening of 24, an episode of 24 with like 200 people, it was like something with like the casting crew. And people laughed at shit that I normally laugh at, and they applauded at shit, and it was so fun and God there needs to be a screening of Real House of New York one of these episodes of or Berk I want to battle star galactical one at the arc light and it was fucking amazing. It's amazing

Also on watch what happens live They actually do add laugh tracks to the house of hutch says they make them like sitcoms and just add laugh tracks And it's so funny, but they like I think Bravo is missing a gold Opportunity if there was ever something where we got to screen an episode and it got to go to a theater with like two or 500 people Could you imagine watching this could you imagine just this stupid scene of Talking about the promo code guy and tens of getting excited like the laughter every single second. So that's my little that's my little soapbox moment. I was good. Sorry, I interrupted it. No, no, it was fine. It was long as it is as it was. Thank you. Well, now I'm all excited. So I'm going to start texting all the lawyers

I know just getting on that nobody. Yeah. So Dorenda and they start making fun of her panting host. And she's like, it's tight. And she's like, now that I'm back in New York again, I wear tight to Mary Jates because I'm back in New York, and it's been a very stressful thing coming back to New York because I wasn't floored and that was terrible. If I mention that terrible, you already did this monologue last week,

Emma, and every week before it. So shut up. She does it with everything. Even like a few minutes later, it's slightly out of order, but they were talking about another steakhouse called the like the strip steak strip or something that strip steak And it's a place where you can get steak and there's strippers and she's like yeah It's like a naked woman in the wall papers and turns he's like, oh I've been to that one on Palm Beach I don't like it. I'm like God everything relates to the misery of Palm Beach for you everything even the stupid strip club

Carol's like it's nice What's it Bethany someone's like why have you seen the one where they have like See food and stay I mean that's delicious It's different like literally have it we're talking about that So anyway, so Darynda is like hey, Thinsley. I'll give you a free bikini if you just cut off three inches of your hair Like now all that you know what long hair make you younger when you're younger Billy makes you older when you older you say who's this young piece there? Hey, I mean and they turn around and people are like Yeah, I'm like I don't just turn around and people are like, woo! What? Geez.

Yeah. I'm like, I don't just, Tennessee, first of all, Tennessee does not, Tennessee's still very, very pretty. And I mean, I think that she should go for a different look, but I don't think her look right now is bad by any means. Durinda picks up her steak knife and points to that, and she's like,

Oh, Lallie is reborn as a busy man. She's like, I didn't understand Bada's a busy and busy lady. I even understand what you said, but it made total sense. Because that's how I transcribed it from what Dorenda was saying. And she's been a busy lady. It's because I don't know what that is. Nevertheless, Dorenda remains the sole person

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balling with tons of money is basically her time. And they're like, you know, Carol came through. Yeah, and they're like, oh, they're like, ooh, Scott, he's a bear, he's a bear. I'm like, no. I'm like, I don't see the leather harness, but okay. And then everyone's like, yes, great voice. Love his voice.

His oi. And then Ramona's like, yes, great voice. Love his voice. His voice. Boy, boy, boy, boy, I get better with joy. So then Bethany walks in and she's like, hi, hi, hi, yeah, bring got a haircut, yeah, bring got a haircut. She says, do you want to look like me, huh? I'm like, don't you mean Luan? Oh, so your daughter wants to look like you now?

Why you dressed like a Dominaetrix in a one-of-film? I'm just saying, okay? And I love Ramona's awkward face that she gets, you know, when she's trying to be polite and she just has that weird glazed over look with the subtle smile. You just know it's going to explode any second. She didn't greet me, but that's fine. I'm not rough with any more.

She wants to be 13. Okay. Boy, congrats you. The same age as Sonya's newest vagina. Boy, you know, Bethany has really messed this up because She had every right to get mad at Ramona back in the Hamptons when they had that fight at that restaurant that started this all She had every right Ramona was starting shit up, but Bethany is so severe that somehow Ramona has become the victim in all this. No, it's not so weird. I know. It's like, Victor.

Bethany literally does it with everybody on the show. Like, you feel bad for the other people. Like, Bethany showed up at last year's reunion like, I'll be triumphant. Like, I'm totally the victim, not even realizing that she's the villain of the season. And she was shell shocked by the end. Do you remember when they all got up the hug? And she just sat there. She sat there on her phone.

How did this just happen? Literally. Because she's all angles. Like she's all just like hard edges and angles. And she is cold. And I mean, she's sort of doing what a normal person would do, which is just like, you know what? I don't like you.

I don't believe you have good intentions. I'm just going to ice. I'm not going to hang out with you anymore. Ice her out. But she's so cold in person too. And you know, Bethany's whole thing is, I don't want you have good intentions. I'm just gonna hang out with you anymore. I swear out. But she's so cold in person too. And Bethany's whole thing is, I don't want to be fake. I don't want to waste that time being fake. It's like, you don't have to be fake, but you can be polite.

Well, you're sitting there with this skinny girl behind your head at the doctor's office, okay? Do you expect that he'd sit in your old school? That's a real setup. Yeah. So, Luana rise and she's like, oh, hello. And Miranda's like, look, we got a lot of panties from the house.

She's like, they're tights. And Luana's like, well, what do I bring to Mexico? I don't know what to pack. And then she took, and Beth and he's like, you can write damn pompom, in two cases, Mexico. Thanks a lot. It says Mexico. Like, much as gracias, bring God Buddha. And Luana's like, I mean, the only reason I'm not. It says Mexico. You're like, much as gracias. And LaWan's like, I mean, the only reason I'm here at Tiener is

because I just want to know if Beth is going to finally invite Ramona. I mean, will she ever do it? I mean, I know my life is very busy right now. I'm being married, and I would you believe it? I'm married, but still I want to know this. I have 10 minutes until I get to go home and run a bath for Tom, my husband.

So we can invite Ramona. And then she's like, oh my God, Jesus Christ., my husband. So we're gonna invite Ramona. And then she's like, oh my God, Jesus Christ. All right, look, we're going to Mexico. I'm gonna pick straws for rooms because I'm not even gonna deal with this. I'm seriously not gonna deal, which means that she isn't inviting Ramona because she's talking to Ramona.

And so Bethany's like, wait a minute, aren't you coming late at the win? You're gonna come later with Ramona, right? And she's like, no, I switched up everything to call. I'll be coming for the whole trip. So, well, thanks. That's awkward. Because now we're talking about this trip in front of Ramona. She goes, well, she assumed she's coming. She's losing weight for it. She told me at the coffee shop. Wonderful coffee shop that was awesome, by the way. No loss. What wonderful lumps they have. a coffee shop that was awesome by the way. No loss. What wonderful lunch they have. Does someone mind making me a club sandwich without the bread? Thank you.

Right. Yeah, so like Luanne, they're talking about it. And then Luanne's like, well, you know, she's sitting right next to me. You can just ask her, you know. So, um, and that she does the worst thing that she can ever do. She's like, oh God, it's such a big deal. She's right there. Just get over it. How have you need to get over it? Which is not something you ever say, really to anybody, get over it.

Yeah, although Bethany should sort of get over it. Yeah, so basically, Bethany does not want to invite Ramona, especially for her one like perfect day of, you know, skinny girlness. And she's like, hey, I'm just going to use the fight that I'm sitting without the same table. I'm like, what, you want an award? For me, I know, skinny girlness. She's like, hey, I'm just gonna use the fight that I'm sitting with at the same table, huh? I'm like, what, you want an award for being able to sit with a Ramona?

She's your cast member, okay? Like, it's not, it's, you have, this is not an Naveva Dresher moment where you deserve a banner, okay? Like, I don't feel any sympathy for the fact that you're sitting at the same table with her. I think the thing that sort of annoys me with Bethany in this situation is that she does,

in certain ways, I feel like she acts like over it, like whatever, I don't want, I can't deal with her anymore. And yet, anytime they come face to face, Bethany brings up a lot of, I wouldn't say grudges because they're not grudges, but considering that Bethany pretends like she's not affected by things and maybe I'm misreading it, She then like definitely heirs that well You said this about me you said this you said I'm failing you said this and that so it's like you she does take things very very

Personally, which means I think that she actually does care Yeah, I guess I mean about herself. She's an narcissist So no, like literally who cares like with that a literal, all-o-o-al, like seriously, literally, seriously, literally, literally, seriously. So then we get a little break of this while it moves over to Tinsley and Sonia. And Luann's like, something looks different about you. She's like, it's my vagina.

No, I think it's your face. I can't see your vagina, Sonia. Did you dye your eyebrows? And she's like, yeah, like Rachel Marx. Yeah, and she goes, now Tinsley wants hers down, wants hers down, because I had to do it. So Tinsley does it, you know? She's always like, Tins me.

Yeah, well, the Tinsley's like, I already had dark eyebrows. Well, that was what's funny is that Tinsley, first of all, I'm glad Tinsley said, Gragia Marx, because if she didn't say it, I was gonna say it. I was like, what is going on with Tinsley's eyebrows? But second of all, yeah, Tinsley's gonna copy me now. Tinsley's like, my'm gonna grab Jo Marx, because if she didn't say it, I was gonna say it. I was like, what is going on with Sonia's eyebrows? But second of all, yes Sonia said,

yeah, Tensia's gonna copy me now. And she's like, my eyebrows are already this color. And that's when Sonia goes, oh, everything she says is, Tens me, Tens me, I'm like, she, I was like, Sonia, she was responding to what you just said. She wasn't just being like, she wasn't being self-centered. Sonia's like, oh jeez, I suppose you're gonna take credit for my curling iron style now. Did you see Tinsley? She's wearing a sweater tonight. She's like, well, I have a lot of sweaters.

Oh, look, oh, I have a lot of sweaters. I'm like, no, she's just saying sweaters. Oh, look at this napkin in my lap. Guess who else has one? Tinsley, of course. Anybody surprised? Oh, look, Tinsley's sitting at a table also. Congratulations, Tinsley. Everything's all about her, saying at a table. So then Tinsley starts getting really whiny and she's like, well, I was gonna tell you about the hotel because that's the thing.

It's like, oh, did you know that Tinsley's moving to a hotel? She's like, no, I didn't know. It's a Tinsley's like, well, I was gonna tell you about the hotel, but I was afraid to get mad at me. I thought you're gonna get mad at me, so I didn't tell you. Does someone have a tissue? Yeah, she's like, well, whatever.

I want my closet back. So you copy my eyebrows, you steal my eyebrows, you're gone. Is that my daughter's dress? No, it's mine. She took it out of the hand since class. It's a love that dress. Because I don't want like a bar thing. So move over, move over. So she moves and Ramona's like, hello, fat for me. Like she does that eye thing where her eyes are just like, she's just ready for the biggest hug.

Yes. And like maybe possible fake crying session ever. And bathe and he's like, well, obviously I'm uncomfortable because I invited everybody but you and I'm not going to exclude you because it's your group and like you've known them longer than me most of these people, but like it's Mexico and I'm comfortable with the way you've created me and like it's all these go you know it's like what's getting girls made it's like what the sausage is made you don't

even eat sausage and I don't want you like disrespecting sausage when they're middle of the least go you know stop what that chap is don't look at me tinsley tinsley can you not let some places staring at me like you're living really staring at me like grow up I'm like who's rude here the woman basically trying to disinvite Ramona to a group trip or the woman who just happens to look over because she's sitting a foot away. Yeah she's like why is she yelling we're at the same table. Also the type. Also the actress. I got yelled out across the table at Palm Beach and then I totally didn't even put a brick through that restaurants window and I had to get a mug shot anyway. The charges are totally dropped out. I just don't want to move my furniture here. Yeah, because I don't know if I can take it.

It's too much. Do I get my hair blown out of Mexico? And then I like how they cut to Tinsley like after she was like yelled at by Bethany and they cut to her standing there and reprimanded and quietly started to crane her neck again. Did you notice that? Yeah, she was like, is she sitting there at the same thing at the same table? Yes. She's like Bethany and then Bethany's such a hypocrite with what happened later but we'll get to that. Yes. So she's like, also I'm saying it's disingenuous. Like I didn't mean then like you got like, you know, you she's like, why, so she's like, also I'm saying it's disingenuous.

Like I didn't mean that like you got like, you know, you said something like, oh, you decant cheap wine, like it's nasty. Like making me feel like a failure about my brand. She's like, I didn't say you're a failure Bethany, okay. She said my brand is failing. Yeah, but brands go up and down and down and up. That's what brands do.

Even up and up goes down sometime and it's quote up and up like that's his brand. Like you mad at target now? Like what are you trying to say? Have some respect. I mean look, you know just brands go up and they go down and for instance skinny girl has gone down and down and down and down and I'm sure it'll go up at some point but for right now it just keeps going down That's all I'm just saying it's going down to the bottom of the barrel. It's you know, it's like a discount wine

I'm sorry. That's what it is. Okay It's like my father used to say there's only way one way to go and that's gonna out of my house You stupid little rat face brat, you know, and then I cried like wait a minute little rat face, rat. You know, and then I cried. Like, wait a minute. Well, it's crazy. So then, so then Ramana is like, you know what? Don't check my business because I support my family and I give half my money to my husband while I was married to for 30 years. Okay, you were only married for two. Okay, talk to me. What you've been married for 30 years. It's like my heart was cut out, my legs,

and my arms, and my eyeballs, and my ear, and my tonsils, and my appendix, and my kneecap, all cut out, okay? The only reason that I'm even able to go to Mexico is because I didn't cut off my weight. I'm having to do politis without having my legs. Okay, Beth, you're not misperfect, okay? You know how I feel.

Like, this is literally hurting my neck because when Ramona gets raged, you like this and her eyes are crossing and bulging out of her head and her whole head is moving. Why? That is like what I say to you. Like seriously, what I say. Like, oh, I didn't sell wine. She goes, well, what I say to you like seriously what I say like I didn't sell wine to go spot

What I said was you sold 500 grand units last year. So don't tell me about units. Hey, I Don't have legs. I'm like Aviva already did I lost my legs on a slow movie machine on a farm in upstate New York, okay? Aviva's at home like Cheater brand throwing her leg at the TV on a farm in upstate New York, okay? A Viva's at home like Cheetah Brand. Throwing her leg at the TV. Whoa, this is crazy. Reminds me this one time when I was a little girl,

and I said, let's ride on the machine in the barn. And Jolte and Parsons said, yeah, why don't you ride on it? It'll be perfectly safe, and I sat on it, and next thing you know, I lost my leg. And Jolte and Parsons just laughed at me. And to this day, I've never been able to ride on slow machinery ever, ever since. Okay?

Like, that was a Viva's memory. So she's like, this is the best part. Because Bethany is doing the classic, like, I don't like you, so you don't get to come on the yearly cast trip. Yes. And Ramona is like, oh hell no. She's like, it's a group trip. So I'm coming, okay?

I'm coming. I won't come to the tequila party for wine, okay? But I'm coming to the group trip and you can fish up and you can't take it. Perhaps he's like, like seriously? I took it, I took it. As she goes, well, look, I was at home. And like I'm sad that things are not going good

between us because at home, I only have three pictures. One is a view and me and Carol. One is a Hillary Clinton that email trader. And the other is some family. I don't even know. I just like them and never took them out of the frame. But she, but before that though, before that though when she was, you know,

when Ramona was ranting about how she's like, you know, Mario like What the her marriage fell apart like lot you know took out her heart and her legs and everything She then Ramona really lays into Bethany goes so don't even tell me and try to compare your life to mine Don't don't just don't Bethany have more respect for me Bethany have more respect and more sympathy It's not always about you, Bethany, and it's like this pregnant pause, because believe it or not, as hilarious as Ramona was being, it was, I personally took it as kind of an emotional moment,

because she was tapping into like the grief of her marriage falling apart, which sort of was fueling all this. And there's this pregnant pause, and Bethany goes, I take it back. And for more, I thought she was saying, I take it back, I get it, I see what's going on with you. you and she goes I take it back. I don't want you coming on the trip So yeah, so then there's that piano moment and then and she's starting to do it and Beth is like ah now The water works aren't gonna work and when it goes you miss waterworks city Which I just love the idea of a city called Waterworks and that's you with the mayor. Miss Waterworks City?

I'm gonna go on a slip-and-slide? Seriously? But you're not gonna film a swimming pool? Like your water's different than me Michigan? But you know what though? I actually This is where I really was starting to lose Bethany in this in this argument because to me this actually reminded me of the Berkshire's fight where they're gonna squash it and Bethany comes in very aggressive and basically makes Ramona defensive and Ramona plays a partner, she should chill out

and not be so defensive but Bethany, you can't apologize with your daggers out, you know? Like if you're going to apologize, apologize, and don't say, what's going on with your face? Like, what's the face? I can't talk to you right about that face. You can't say stuff like that. And so, to me, it's happening again here. It puts Ramona on the defensive. And here, when Ramona is saying this stuff about, like, you know, about Mar Mary and stuff. It's obvious that she is still tortured by the fact that this man that she loved, she's on her. Like, say whatever you want about Ramona,

that is a really tough thing to go through. And oftentimes, I think the ripple, like the emotional effects of that sort of dramatic thing can take a while to surface. And I would think that if anyone would understand that, it would be Bethany. And the fact that that also Ramona. It's like, it's also that housewives thing where whenever you're in the wrong, you bring up the latest pain. Like it's so, it's like Bethany, like I'll catch you, like I'm my daughter. Or it's like Karen when she's

getting cornered and she's like, well, it was my mom. She's, she has early onset to mention. They all do that. And she's like, How could you do this one? It's about my husband It's like it's all because you totally diss the bitch like stop pretending you do But I guess I'm so bad at making up there. I agree with you. I actually do true extent like people are very they're very Quick to access the the sob story, but that being said Ramona has a point Bethany is the queen of the world Like you don't know what I'm going to I'm going to do so much like right now. I'm a disaster. I'm crying. I'll be on the floor.

Bethany has done the thing that Ramona is doing now. Bethany has done a million times. And we all empathize. We get it. You are going through some sure right now. So we get why you are bawling for no reason in the middle of this home goods. So it just seemed, I kind of felt like Ramona had a point when she said, you know, Bethany condition, but she really can't take it. I'm not, you know. So it just seemed, I kind of felt like Ramona had a point when she said, you know, Bethany condition,

but she really can't take it. And I like Bethany. And I like, believe it or not, I still like Bethany quite a bit. And I think she's very smart, but I think she's just a little too cold and nasty to Ramona. Well, I actually like everybody on the show.

Because you get used to them. You get used to them. I want to see you. I'm every one of them. Like you may hate Bethany for one episode, but then you to them. I want to see every one of them. Like you may hate Bethany for one episode, but then you like, I mean, everybody has ups and downs. That's the whole point of being human, you know, but these two are so nuts together. And Bethany is always, they're both always accusing the other of something, you know? Like Bethany is always accusing everybody's brands of sucking and how much they don't sell in

this and that. She does do it. It's not the first time. And then Ramona does the same thing to Bethany and then they accuse each other of it or when Bethany in this thing goes, Oh my God, with Ramona, like seriously, like one minute, she's yelling at you. Then the next minute it's a sob story and she's crying and saying, I'm sorry, then she goes, he's up to you. And then she's like, you say, it's okay. And then she's me to you again, it's a circle. It's like an abuse of circle. Like what, what are you? Like you're literally, you, she literally does it right now when she's when, when Ramon, she goes, I'm sorry, Tensey, like I didn't mean to snap it. You know, I was just like seriously, or when she snapped it, Tensey, last time, she's like, ah, last time I was crazy. Like I don't

even know what I was doing last time. Like she, she's done it every time. She like throws out these huge, awful things. And then she's like, ah, seriously, I was sorry. Like I didn't know what was happening. So why is it okay for you to do it? Yeah's like, oh, seriously, I was sorry, like I didn't know what was happening. So why is it okay for you to do it? Yeah, yeah. No, I mean, and again, I understand why Bethany is frustrated with Ramona, why she got annoyed at an angry at Ramona in the first place, because Ramona was

trying to stir some shit up. But at the same time, though, on top of everything else, Ramona does have to take everyone's advice. Everyone's told Ramona just don't talk to her, let her come around, she will come around. But Ramona keeps going in to try to smooth it over. It's just... It's true, but it's also looking at it from where Ramona's coming from. She doesn't give a fuck about Bethany. This is about her. If she's excluded from the finale trip, you know, they've fired many a huge housewife, especially on this show. They have no problem cutting people and Bethany

has had no problem getting people cut. And she can see that Bethany's trying to do that exact same thing to her. And it's like, oh, bitch, you are not about to do to me what you did to Zarin to Heather, to everybody else who's tried to go up against you. This will not happen with me, bitch. Yeah, and you know what? That's all we'd love for Mono because it will not happen and she is not going to allow it. But I just like though was then, you know,

when Bethany was like, you said a lot of nasty things about me, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, and you're a musical, I'm sorry. I don't remember what I said, but I retract those statements. This is not an official please report. I don't law. Okay, I don't law.

Okay. Just I get it. I get it. I care for you Bethany, but you don't want to be cared for. I'm a mothering type, and you're just a cold, cold human being. You're basically like a piece of metal. Okay, and I get it. You're a metal, and I'm a warm mother, and you just don't want to be mother on a count of you being a piece of metal. I get it Beth. And I do. And she's like, we're just

oil and vinegar. And but he's like, ah, oil and vinegar go together. It's right on the table. And when I was like, no, it separates, makes it together. It separates. And like, actually, Ramona's right. It does separate. It does separate. And know what? It does separate, but it also goes very well together in a salad, which is why you're both in an ensemble cast and not going to spin off. And that's why you guys are both oil and vinegar. And Bethany's like, well, there's nothing else to say. I'm like, you don't know about oil and vinegar. So like, I'm literally done with you. She. Oil and vinegar is what blew her mind. This girl doesn't know how to eat a salad. I'm done. and it later, but who is the one who's, oh, Carol, Carol gets into this bad bad analogy thing soon. So next scene is Ramona, I guess it's the next stage. She's working. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, it's not over. No, no, not quite yet, because then Ramona

starts muttering to Sonya, and she's like, well, I forget what it is, because she's like, well, I'll just go on the trip, and I just want to kill it. She's fine, fine, it's fine. And the bed thing's like, ah, I'm sitting right here. I'm like, yeah, you know what, Bethany, don't do that thing because at the top of this scene, you were talking about Ramona to Lewin and Ramona sitting on the other side of Lewin. So don't you get sitting right here thing because you were doing it too. Don't be a hypochrite.

Just something it's like, look, I'm not going to stand up for Ramona. I love Ramona, but it's really not fun to watch Bethany explode on her. It's bad. It's like Game of Thrones bad like winter is coming Has the face of a skinny girl going to Mexico because it's winter time. Okay. I don't want any of those winter walkers We want to be Mexico sunbaters, okay? It's kind of like Game of Thrones like when that last season when all the promos were just those faces on a shelf It's kind of like Game of Thrones. Like when that last season, when all the promos were just those faces on a shelf.

It's like a picture of a crow. It's like, hey, there I am. So then Bethany says that Ramona's been nasty and Ramona's like, I have not been nasty in your presence. I'm like, oh, okay. All right, was not nasty, Bethany. And she's like, all right, you know what? Let's just make them not being nasty facts.

How about that? Like, LOL. We just want to say anything, and it's like, fine. We can toast to that. One thing we can toast to, not being nasty. Am I allowed to quote nasty girl, though? Am I? No?

OK. All right, you can have Janet Jackson. Second Janet Jackson reference of the podcast. Two separate Janet Jackson references everyone. Just like the radio. She comes on once, she comes on 10 times. And you're like, Ross is the CD. That's the way Roni goes.

And Beth and he's like, I've got it. Just agreed to a big steamy bag of bullshit. I did not have sex with that woman. And Ramona goes, okay, I'm leaving. You can talk about me now. Like Ramona's like, okay, I'm coming to Mexico. Bye! Bye!

Oh man, you gotta respect him. I mean, she is like, I'm going. The producer said there's a group, while I like the code, this is a group trip, AKA, this is the cast trip for the show. I'm going, I'm there. Fuck yeah, good for her. She doesn't get, Bethany does not get to cast trip for the show. I'm going. I'm there. Fuck yeah, good for her. She doesn't get Bethany does not get to cast this whole fucking show. You know, and if it was up to Bethany, every episode would be her at some crazy restaurant out of the way that no one understands because they're not culturally advanced.

No one wants to see that. That's where your spin-offs all die. Okay. Enjoy being on the show. Just tell your fucking tequila and shut up, lady. So, Dorenda's like, what happened? Is she coming alive? And Beth thinks like, no, wait, seriously. No, I said no. And she's like, she will. She goes, no, I said no, and she left.

And she goes, yeah, but she says she's coming anyway. That's good. Don't read this for a way. You like, they're like, take the chance it yeah, she's like still waving her knife around We're gonna juke since we're here. I'm gonna do this a loner. Do I need to call over a bus boy? Or what I got the knife right here hostess with the most this Fun Well, I hear that

You you drunko crazy. So now the next day, Ramona is working out with the English chick and she's like, darling, put these bands around your ankles and she's like, oh my god, this is crazy. Like I can't even walk in these. She's like, I know it's good. I know it's good news. I've been invited to this holiday trip to Mexico. I'm like, um, you were never invited by anyone

Just because you got a ticket on Orbaths does not mean you were officially invited by the Orbaths corporation I think it's a camping trip. I'm gonna be camping outside the hotel that Bethany girls are staying at. It's gonna be amazing I have to be careful though because according to some people who I really respect Mexicans are just rapists. So I'm on guard. I mean the good thing about Mexico is that Bethany could be headed at any moment. Hey. So she's like, she's talking about working out and she's like, I will give up dessert, but I will not give up the one or two a three or xyz

What one two three's what 10 9 11s or white T. S's of one I have they did okay? I'm really excited to go down there. I've heard they have a lot of Cartier stores like nose cartels I don't want to go to forms. I don't like car. It's like that's galley Why is everyone care about tequila anyway A cartel why would you pitch a car in a hotel just parking on the street? I do they have so many cars that they have stayed in a hotel. I don't get it I'm just gonna you know what I'm gonna do I'm gonna walk right up to that cartel and say what's going on here? I don't understand tell me everything I want to know. I want to bring this to America

What kind of room service just cartels order? What kind of room service to cars order? Okay? Sorry, it's a place where cars gossip. You know, they tell everything a cartel So she's like she starts telling the trainer, oh, I've been dating. It's like a minefield. You don't know if their milk's a duds. This one guy met and he's talking about his preferences and he said, he said, you could be with someone else and I'll watch. I mean,

oh, oh, so I need my wine. Okay. You have one milk, that you'll explode. It's like a minefield. Uh, good old Ramona. Meanwhile, another part of town, later that evening, Carolyn Adam, go to a bar with the sky name Scott, aka the Bay the the the the the the the the

the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the I think it's got cute and they instantly bonks. They like teetos from your neck. The was wearing a bald wig Okay, if you're balding and you're gonna wear a wig why not give yourself like hair Like why would you wear one little circle at the top of your head? It's like a bald wig. He's like I'm not complete. Yeah, it's a hairy yamma cop, but on the front of the head It's not on the back. It's not a problem. I'm gonna have to um you know, it's so funny I'm remembering a dream I had last night, where I had a really strange hairline. Like I had hair at the very front and then there

was like nothing and then the hair came back, which may be a sign of my future. I'm glad everyone knows that now. I stopped having those dreams. That's the good thing about being bald. You just give it up. Like what are you going to do? Like tape something to the top of your head like this guy? Well, it's like that classic Seinfeld episode where Elaine is dating a guy who shapes his head and then she tells him to grow it in and he grows it in and he realizes that he's balding and so he gets on himself conscious about the fact that he's balding even though he's always already out of shaved head. Oh yeah, that's it. This guy I like that this guy will meet his balding halfway.

He's like, well, look, I'm bald. So now I'll just be balding. Thank you for the balding hairline. Thank you for that little Kenny Lugins reference there. Meet me halfway across the sky. Did he sing that with Amy Grant? I wanted to say he sang it with Cher, but I think it's just his own song.

I just feel like as long as we're going through like our favorite adult contemporary songs of the 80s, you might as well throw in a Kenny logins reference. Next time you fall in love, it will be with a guy with tape on hair. Next time you. So Carol's like, you're going to love Tinsley. She can drink. She's got a wooden two to their like what? She goes, you know, like when someone has a wooden leg, they're like, uh, Adam's like, lack of pirate, she's like, no, and she explained she goes, it's a wooden two to

me. She can drink a lot like when people have a wooden leg and then the drink goes into their leg. It makes sense to me. I actually looked it up. I looked it up because you know I'm like crazy like this. And there were a lot of people said it's that the that you that wouldn't like is empty and you pour the booze in that which I think the pirate thing makes more sense. I also feel like maybe there's an interpretation where you can drink so much that the wooden leg props you up.

Like you're not gonna get like, you're not gonna be some, it's probably the pirate, it's probably the pirate. It's the pirate. She has an, oh, then later she's like, I knew you guys would get along like a house on fire. It's like, uh, like oil and vinegar, right? I know you mean it's blazing like a house of fire. It's like, uh, like oil and vinegar, right? I know you mean it's blazing like a house of fire. I know what you mean. Oh, is that what that I never know that? Yeah, this is my the thing. I'll be working, especially when Tinsley was like arrested for stalking and

harassing her last one. I don't think bringing in burning some dudes house is a really good way to get this relationship started guys. Well, I thought this was a great evolution of Carol because a few years ago, Carol went on a date and she just had this awful first date where she was saying the most ridiculous things. And now she's learned from that experience and now she can observe as Tinsley says the worst things

because of course Tinsley's like, oh my God, we're Leo's, oh my God, oh my ex. Like I did it for like a long time. Like for childhood sweethearts, like I was in love with him. Like here's the ring, I still wear the ring. Ha, ha ex. Like, I did it for like a long time. Like, for childhood sweethearts, like, I was in love with him. Like, here's the ring, I still wear the ring. Ha, ha, ha, ha, I drink to make myself feel comfortable. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

Like, whoa, tinsley. I mean, we're still very close to each other. You know, for example, our child. Like, we love it. I was like, whoa, whoa, whoa. So, so Carol has to give her a timeout. And I don't know if you noticed this, or if many people noticed this, but I noticed it. When when they had the time out they went to a back bar and I

couldn't help but see that the bartender at the back bar was Anthony the former bartender at Sir who got tangled up in a love rhombus on season four of Van and Pump Rules on the gay pride episode when that girl, the hostess Lauren, who was dating Anthony, slept with James, while James was hanging out with Lala or something like that. I remember there was that whole fiasco and then Anthony and Lauren went that back room and they fought.

Do you remember that? Yeah, Yonge, Yonge, Yonge, Yonge. So I was like, I think that's Anthony. So of course, I then had to figure out, okay, how do I confirm this? So I had to do some searching. I was like, Anthony Bartender, sir, da, da, da, da, da. Finally found his Instagram,

and it appears as though he's living in New York City. So I am mostly confirmed that Anthony from Vanderbump rules just made a cameo on real housewives of New York. Hotness. Still hot, still hot. Boaner, Still got it. Well, it wasn't season four like last year.

Yeah. Pretty much. So that's basically that. She's like, do you surf? Because I hate guys that surf. Oh my God, you know what surf? He's like, no, I'm like fat with tape on hair. I sit by the pool and you know, do things on my computer.

She's like, perfect. Do you live in a hotel also? You live in a hotel? Oh, no. Okay. I love being like, I love being like, I love, wee's when she goes back to the table. She's like, where the font do go?

The bus boys took it. The stitches. And the maker take off her, she didn't say bitches, but she's like, how dare they? Like she got all mad. I love drunk tensley. Yeah. And then they made her take off her wedding ring and Carol's like, well, Joe throw it away.

You know, well, you saw what happened to the fun too, put it in your purse. So the fun. Then she maxed down with his dude and he's like, score, I won! Yeah, he did. So now all the ladies are packing for New York and Carol's like, Baby, baby, baby, you wanna come? I thought you were about to do some Justin Bieber right there. Or maybe some TLC.

Baby, baby, there's another baby. Baby, baby, baby, baby, I got so much love for you. And Tinsley is like, Sonia, I got you a present. It's a poncho. I know it's not your style, but I thought you'd like it. Oh, I'm so glad we got a five-in-a-bub store here. And you know, Tinsley's mom Dale did give her some good advice when she said, have you bought her any cookies or any little treats?

Cause that really is also unique. She's like, Oh, look at this. A present. It's like some wrapping for one of those gift bag things that you just Subtissue paper in and she's so excited. Yeah, and meanwhile in perhaps my favorites, you know the entire episode We go back to Lohans penthouse and she goes over to her chunky jewelry drawer and she opens it up And I don't know if you heard it but very quietly on the soundtrack she's just And she opens it up and she sort of slowly pulls out like five, five necklaces that have boulders on them. And she was like, I love my statement necklaces that don't leave home without me.

Well, without wearing a necklace, I'd like to point out. She does need a, she does need a necklace though. I like this. She had like an away.com carry on bag for her statement necklaces. They have their own roller bag. Which believe it, girls? My roller bag is its own statement necklace. I sometimes read around my neck. It would like to be called Mrs. Rollerbag. Tom and June gave it to me after one of his shows at the Blue Note. You did get me a seat in first class, didn't you?

It would have been a nice thought. I'm just saying, I just got married and I'm going to fly a coach all the way to a different country. I mean, what is this girl's? So then Durinda's on the phone with Bethany and she's packing to you. Bethany's like, I really hope it works out with Bethany, like how we worked a restaurant in I-Cryte, and she cried, we hugged,

and then she invited me to Mexico and then it's like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I have a positive balance, you by land, we'll sing, come by, yeah, Brady Jill is here. Maybe cut tens please while we're riding, huh? And then I was like, what are you packing? You're packing shirts and bathing suits and shoes and stuff like that. And I was like, yeah, yeah, yeah, I got them.

I got the shirts and I said, oh my god, I did it back to the bathing suits. I wonder if I got all the back to bathing suits. The only person who could still say, holy smokes, can you believe it? Can you imagine? Listen, I began my bathing suit, holy smokes. You believe it Listen, I began my bathing suit holy smokes Listen at least you remember to actually have a bag Yeah, if you want us to not be able to imagine get it on the actual plane Yeah, baby steps baby steps baby steps

Yeah, baby steps baby steps baby steps Did you call baby? He's playing on the curtains right now isn't it funny? So that was a hilarious episode and then next week we're off to Mexico Oh, well, we're not they are off to Mexico where we get to see Luan fall off of a water fountain of some sort So it's gonna be so fun. It's like, highlight of the week is the show. So, so good. But before we end the show, we, Ronnie and I thought we would do something.

We're having so much fun sitting here talking about real housewives. We thought we would just do one of our favorite things to do. You know what I'm talking about, Ronnie? Well, I sure do. You know what I'm talking about Ronnie? Well I sure do. How lucky are you to have me teach you about me? This is Clear the Flam. This is the segment we do every now and then. When we like to look at the Instagram account of Caroline Fleming, one of the cast members of Ladies of London, a show that is unfortunately canceled on Bravo, but just because the show is done doesn't mean that we are done with Caroline Fleming. We will always love this bitch, and she's always famous on Instagram.

Yes, she puts up some of the most ridiculous stuff. I mean, Caroline Fleming is one of my all-time favorite Bravo stores, and the picture that I found is actually one a few people message us about about about two weeks ago, and we just haven't done the the segment yet, but it's a picture of Caroline standing in her apartment and she's standing up her back is up against some sort of wall wall sort of thing and her hands are behind her waist and she's looking off to the side and she's giving a little bevel with her knee and she's looking sad and mournful and she says,

nothing matters more than our children, red hot blue hot green hot. Like what? What? What? And as one of our listeners pointed out there is there no children in the picture by the way. And as one of our listeners points out, there is no children in the picture, by the way. But what is this like owed to the youth of the world? That's like expressed with her looking sorrowfully, wistfully off to the side.

Don't get it. There's one of her on the side of her building, and it's like on the second story on a ledge, and she's doing yoga on the ledge because you know it is how we do. So this says hashtag yoga half hashtag half moon hashtag rooftop for all of those people searching hashtags of rooftop and half moons. hashtag yoga any where and everywhere at yoga to me. Sunny smiley face quote my lady leggings unquote from quote beautiful legs by Caroline Fleming unquote at at Bielka at FOTax installed now space X space X space X Why is she quoting why is she quoting my lady leggings and beautiful legs by Caroline Fleming like we get it I don't know

I I found a picture of it's I just chose when I random It's a bowl of popcorn and it's on like a little sort of it's like I'm blue sort of blanket and then there's some little little kind of like tree they're not trees of floral arrangements like in the milk jugs around it and some glasses of wine on a ledge nearby and some lanterns but it's basically a bowl of popcorn and she says yeah oh what a luxury to have finally been sent my collection of affordable luxury by Caroline Fleming. The lanterns are lit, the rose chilled in the wine glass.

My favorite hydrangea in my new little vase selection, which comes in four colors. Fresh popcorn in my wooden bowl and my bedthrow, which will work wonders in my garden, thrilled to have been given the earth this opportunity. I truly hope you all enjoy the collection as much as I do. And will heart the collection is sold now in Bilka and Votex online at the Gadadika. Okay, thank you. Hashtag fligging, digging, digging, digging. I'm like, bitches, a bowl of popcorn.

This is one of those trays. It's a cut out of a tree. You know, like a tree stump tray or something. And it's a picture of an undressed cucumber salad. It's like cucumbers, iceberg, and some cherry tomatoes and an avocado chateau off to one side with no dressing or anything. Then it's some carrots over some looks like prunes,

like some dried out prunes, like some dried out prunes, and then some cilantro. And then three little creepy balls of something that she's burnt, really badly on the bottom. Okay. Those are like, I forgot to turn them over in the oven, but I'm not doing it again for Instagram. So she writes, hashtag tap us for any time when you're hungry. Quote for fun. Unquote as we say in Denmark. Oh, I Danish especially. Yeah. Yeah. That's the world. hashtag would in board. Oh, one word. hashtag hashtag scaprits hashtag affordable luxury by care line Fleming that's not a very well thought out hashtag by the way.

That's K over the slash through it B. Collington can new bra hashtag build a hashtag for text and a for a text that you're going to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to sea salt. Of course. A company. There's one picture where she's standing and smiling and looking down and she has one hand raised up towards her chain and the other is across her waist showing off some bangles and a watch and an necklace. And there's a giant globe, like an atlas thing with a globe behind her. And she just goes, kindness is one of life's greatest qualities at Chattila jewels and all their exquisite pieces have created with love and kindness. I'm like you're just shilling jewelry, don't this has nothing to do with kindness? Kindness is important as leggings unquote.

as leggings. Unquote. Pastag Caroline Fleming official wonderful marvelous jewelry collection of Denmark. Hashtag. I know I'm going to be able to tweet that. Hashtag wooden board. And that brings us to the end of Clear the Flam! So, man, wrap this bitch up, babe. You guys, thanks so much for listening to this very loopy episode. We'll be back tomorrow for Below Deck Med. And as always, go to watchocrabbons.com for not only our social media links, but tickets

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