Watch What Crappens - Atlanta Goes to Africa

Episode Date: February 2, 2012

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You are listening to Watch What Crappens, a podcast that's devoted specifically to all things Bravo. I'm Ben Mandelker from bsideblog.com. And joining me are Matt Woodfield, features editor at Yahoo. Did I get your title correct, Matt? We'll stick with that. That works. Okay, that's good. And also, Rani Karam from tvgasm.com.

Hello. Hello, gentlemen. I'm hearing some clanking over there. Someone meddling with their tea service? That must be Matt. I am not doing anything. I'm hearing some clanking over there. Someone meddling with their tea service? That must be Matt. I am not doing anything. I'm an angel. How do you say hello in African?

Because we're going to Africa today. I think you can probably just say hello. Oh, could I say it? We can say it like the Atlantans say it. Hey! All this place is cute! Hey, girl! Hey, girl! We have to jump right into this.

You know, I just watched this week's episode. Ronnie, you said you watched it last night. This is, I feel like, the spark that this season has needed. This episode with the fighting that happened in the last 15 minutes was so jaw-droppingly crazy just with the last 15 minutes alone. What did you guys think? Well, I'm kind of upset with the two of you this is appointment viewing this is sunday night sit down lock it in make an event out of this this is not to be held on a dvr uh some of us have some of us have social lives that happen on sundays so i'm sorry not i will not pretend that i

do actually i don't even remember what i was doing i'm not one who has a social life but i have to try and watch the good wife okay and down abby okay juliana margulies or marlo marlo i'm gonna take so let's let's back up a little bit and and explain to the listeners what the hell happened okay so the women minus kim all went to Africa, to South Africa, for a big old trip. And the big controversy of the episode was that Sheree has a friend who's having a dinner party. So Sheree invited Candy and Phaedra, but did not invite Nini Marlow, who's sort of like a trip crasher, or Cynthia. And so that was already causing some strife. So one half, the tall women were going to go to Nobu, the short women were going to go to this dinner party.

And then Cynthia basically, Sheree and Cynthia have a discussion where Cynthia is trying to be friendly and invites the women to Nobu, even though they're going to a dinner party. And so Sheree responds and says, look, you can come to this dinner party if you want. You know, I see that you're not attached to NeNe's hip, so come along. And what does Cynthia do? Oh, that was terrible. She runs right into the room. Oh, my God, I finally have a storyline.

Yeah, exactly. Like, this poor woman. I mean, like, clearly the Cynthia Bailey modeling agency did not take off because she's ready to go on a vacation after it opened three days ago. Yeah, exactly. And so Cynthia, who's ready to prove that she's not attached to Nini's hip, goes and runs right directly to Nini and tells both Nini and Marlo that she's been invited, but Marlo and Nini are not invited to this dinner party, which was not a newsflash, I don't think, because I feel like that's the way it was before. No, and Nini never wanted to go to this dinner party because she and Sheree hate each other. And she actually admits in one of the confessionals that had she been invited to a dinner party, there's no way in hell Sheree would have been invited by her. Yeah, exactly.

So then Marlo, of all people, Marlo who has spent this entire trip for some reason talking about etiquette, which is to me the funniest notion of all. And by the way, props to Sheree for even knowing who Emily Post was. I was a little surprised at that reference. Well, clearly she, you know, she checked the Wikipedia on her iPhone on the flight over. There's a lot of things to do. And also, you got to love that Marlo's like, this is how y'all gots to eat bread. This is how the rich people eats it. Like, oh no. I know.

I was watching a new version of My Fair Lady. But it was Candy who hit the nail on the head when she was like, well, clearly she's trying to change the perception of herself because she's a criminal, so now she's trying to go the polar opposite. Yeah, and as we all

know the proper etiquette when you find out that you haven't been invited to a party is to just go storming into someone's room and start raising hell right i mean that's that's the emily postway correct it is and it's called you know you know while you're in africa why not get arrested there because i'm sure the jail system there is much nicer than Hotlanta. Yeah. Yeah. So I was actually very excited about this because she totally went at Sheree. And Sheree has been so demure all season except for the first episode. And what you sort of forget about Sheree is that no one can step to her. You know, like she will not suffer any fools.

The moment Marlo started going after her, Sheree was just, bam, ready to go right back to go right back you know yeah charay was totally bored until that happened she was hyped yeah finally she gets to yell at someone yeah well she did yell at bob whitfield and throw a sprite zero in his face yeah but that was like more of a minor like emotional like hiccup for her you know this was like you know she like Once she gets mad, she is a pit bull. She starts barking and will not stop. I love her, and I was rooting for her in the Talls vs. Smalls

fight. However, Marlo kind of smashed her. I'm sorry. No, what? I don't think so. No, I disagree. I think charrette wrecked marlo because marlo tried to step the charrette thought she was going to bowl over charrette and charrette just like would not stop well how awesome was that fight i love first of all that

they're subtitles yeah that was great they're only like by the way only like three subtitles because the poor editors can only hear like three discerned three sentences out of all the crazy noise that was coming out of that and i love that sheree is like yeah you got your money from a 80 year old white man and then marlo's defense is oh what are you prejudiced it's not that he's 80 years old right well i just loved i just loved that it eventually all devolved down to them making these weird like smiley mockery basically like they weren't even making any like words they're just well initially i thought that bravo was like looping it but there was no loop yeah no it was just didn't be like and then it'd be like intermediaries year like

candy would always have like some common be like i just hear voices you know that was my really bad candy impersonation i'm so that was my really bad candy impersonation. That was really bad. It was really bad. Well, I finally got some insight into how all these shows sound to my meemaw. She's like, what is that clucking? What is it? I kind of wanted Phaedra to stick her donkey booty up in that business, but she was not having it.

No. Phaedra doesn't really fight, actually, if you notice. She's a classy Southern belle. She is classy. Sadly enough, she is almost a class. It's one of the bunch. Although Cynthia's pretty classy. Oh, she is a waste of space.

Yeah, she's boring. Yeah, I guess I shouldn't confuse classiness with being boring, but they kind of are the same thing. Okay. That was my searing social commentary of the day. Don't go tell that to the Countess. I know. Well, except for the Housewives of Beverly Hills, because Lisa's classy, and she's the most exciting thing on that

show. Oh, that's true. Should we talk about that reunion, or do we still have other things to say about Atlanta? We have a few more things to say about Atlanta, because Marlo dropped the F-bomb. Oh how about that marlo has to realize that for a show that is beloved by the f-bombs and we don't mean the four letter version she should not be using that word yeah but you guys it's okay if a gay guy says it i mean marlo's a tranny right isn't that the big secret with marlo that she's the tranny that they were saying that they were going to introduce?

Yeah, I guess one of her knifing accusations probably was that she sliced off her own dick or something. Ew. But they did say that, that they were going to be bringing a tranny onto the shows, didn't they? Did they? I thought that was Miami, who they tried to bring out. That sounds a little too VH1. Yeah. Hmm. Yeah. Okay.

Bravo's totally classy. But I wouldn't put it past Marlo to have been a man at his former time considering that she sounds exactly like a man. Oh, Marlo. Sort of looks like a man. I'm just really not happy with Nene because when this show started, Nene was the

star and now I just don't care about her because she really just is a straight up big old b yeah i agree you know i was up last night at four in the morning thinking about this because this is what i do and i was thinking about how nini back in the day she was like the best like one of the best housewives across the entire into all housewives she was probably like top three. You know? She was funny. She was gregarious. Like, you just loved her. And now

she's just awful. She's just bitter and mean. Yeah, she's a diva. I know. I hope that you guys never get famous because you'll turn into giant a-holes. We can do that if we're not even that famous, by the way. Yeah, I mean, that doesn't take that much. This podcast is already turning me into one of those.

Yeah, like, Ronnie, you should probably just kind of leave already, you know? I don't know what you're doing here. Just chuckling over there. Chuggling in the corner. Can I assume that nobody, before we rotate over to Bev Hills, does nobody care about Kim? I care about Kim. I like Kim. I'm loving Kim this year.

I actually agreed exactly with what her father said, which is that since Kroi came around, Kim has mellowed out. She's become more balanced. She seems to be more thoughtful. I think she used to be very self-involved. I mean, she still is, but she used to be very self-involved.

Well, now Brielle is becoming a self-involved monster. Brielle is a problem child. She's no Ariana. Ariana is an angel. I'll tell you that much. All she wants to do is a problem child. She's no Ariana. Ariana is an angel. I'll tell you that much. All she wants to do is help other people. No, that's Melania.

Oh, well, you know, I had a dream the other night that Teresa Giudice was my cousin. It was like a nightmare. I'm not even kidding. But anyway. Oh, that was a big truck or something. I was like, what is that? It's like. oh that was a big truck or something I was like what is that um yeah I don't like that Kim is

pretending that she's already got a spinoff and this is it better get some scenes with some other people I'm not here to watch you and your stupid white trash third baby third daddy crap do something woman she is clearly trying to

become Bethany part 2 she is clearly trying to become bethany part two like she is having the baby she is begging for that spinoff and i don't know that it's actually gonna happen i know they film stuff but i don't know it's gonna air i didn't know i thought it was i thought it was announced that it was gonna i thought it's so it was only just they ordered a pilot is that it no i think that they shot enough to like maybe run six episodes of the wedding. But like I'm waiting to see if it ever hits the schedule. I wonder if – there's a part of me that thinks I might actually watch a Kim spinoff because – I don't really watch Bethany ever after because it's like Bethany is like a lot.

I mean Kim is a lot too, but Bethany is like – it's like drinking orange concentrate. You just don't do that. You need to add some water in there, you know. And I think that with Bethany, it's like a little Bethany goes a long way. But I think Kim, she has mellowed out. And Kroy is very likable. And I don't know. I could see myself enjoying a Kim spinoff.

Is Kroy going to stick with her? What's going on? Looks like it. He looks like a good old boy who's into values and stuff like that. Well, other than getting someone pregnant, having the baby, and never asking them to marry you. That's true. I think Sweetie wants a piece. Sweetie gets fired.

Oh, thank God. Spoiler alert. By the way, Sweetie seems to me like the worst assistant of all time. Right? She's just totally entitled. Yeah, she's terrible. Yeah, I think that she just gets like a new eyebrow piercing every week and then just sits there and eats dinner with him. Yeah.

Yeah, Sweetie gets fired. I think it's going to be a big drama on the show because she's not talking to the family anymore. Wow. Ooh, I love that. From what I read from my sources, the internet. And by the way, is it me or do Kim's parents look like they're literally cartoons? Like, I feel like her dad looks like the guy who used to sweep up the clips at the end of TV's bloopers and practical jokes, you know? Is that a reference that anyone gets?

You're dating yourself, but I'm the youngest on this. I mean, I'm not like, I mean, I'm not trying to, I'm not even saying to be funny. I think he literally looks like that guy with the sweeper. You know what I'm talking about, Ronnie? That is hilarious. You know, after writing so many recaps, it's really hard to come up with a new pop culture reference that you haven't used like 20 million times. That's it. The little sweeper guy from a 1985 special on NBC.

I think Mama Joyce looks like a ninja turtle. She does. Mama Joyce has some weird things going on. I sort of liked her more when she was homely and had a little perm. Now when she tries these strange sort of like page boy wigs that sort of look like Joyce DeWitt maybe with her hair grown out a little bit.

Well, it just reminded me never to try and suck my own dick around that woman. Jeez. Well, what's funny, you know, I have to tell myself that about so many women. I know. I'm always like, did I just fillet myself again in front of this woman? I wish I could be classy like Cynthia and not do that. But, you know, Mama Joyce, she got so upset about Ridiculous, and yet

then in the very next episode, she allowed herself to be filmed wearing only lingerie. I was like, what's going on here? I felt like doing that. If only I could do a Candy impersonation that did not sound ridiculous. I'll do that. You know what Candy does? I'll try it. I'm going to try it, guys. She goes,

I don't know. I don't know I don't know I don't know I was like are you are you flapping your hands to yeah I'm doing

no my left hand is actually twirling and I'm not even joking I just like I'm naturally like doing her body things actually now my left and my right hands

when I do it next will sort of like swirl outward and then I'll sort of like lurch my shoulders forward like cause when I saw Mama I was like she, we'll sort of like swirl outward. And then I'll sort of like lurch my shoulders forward. Because when I saw Mama, I was like, she's going to dress like that. Like, Mama. Is your No Scrubs Grammy sitting on a grand piano behind you?

Oh, it most certainly is. Okay, good. That concludes Ben Mandelker, Candy Burris Theater. I can do her face, but I can't do her voice. I'm going to work on it because I think she's funny. I actually think Candy has been great this season. Candy's always been great. I want to know what diet she's on because her butt looked good last night.

I was looking at it. Or Sunday. Yeah. I mean, she definitely had a lot of real estate. It was that Sheree who said that when she was down in Miami and or it wasn't Sheree, it was Nini. She had big thighs. But, you know, sort of sexy big thighs,

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mess with me. Google my arrests. Yeah. She actually says that? Yeah, she says that. She's like, look up my charges. Oh yeah, she's like, Google my charges. Again, a noteworthy chapter in Emily Post. Actually, that was what Sheree said, right? I don't even remember if there was a chapter in Emily Post about, like, assault.

Yeah, I don't think assault and battery are aggravated assault. Yeah. Oh, Sheree, she's so good. Okay, before we move on, I just remembered kind of the entire best moment that was not the fight from the trip to South Africa. Yes, what was that? Let me quote. Is this where, like, apartheid happened?

Yeah, that was good. And then she's like, well, at least Candy tried to talk about apartheid. I know. Well, but why couldn't Phaedra have brought it up then, you know? I mean, didn't they all take, like, a class at, like, the African Museum of Hotlanta before they went? yeah but they spent that entire

class molesting a mannequin okay that is true and I don't blame them because that was a hot mannequin it was oh yeah that was a hot mannequin um I wish there was mannequin three like Atlanta on the run whatever they'd call it um I would like that based on that mannequin

starring Nick Cannon and Nick based on that mannequin. Starring Nick Cannon and... Nick Cannon as the mannequin. Starring Chad O'Dressin Goh as the mannequin. A little peek into my personal life there. And Phaedra looked... Precious is good in everything, but Precious in every movie.

I felt bad for Phaedra because she looked so disappointed that there weren't really guys like that in africa she's like wasted money wasted green um and by the way um maybe it's me but i would never fly 16 hours just to go to nobu okay i'm sure there's nobu in atlanta why would you go 16 hours to go to nobu in south af, you know? I know, is there no olive garden handy? Cynthia can't afford to go to the Nobu in Atlanta because she and Peter are

poor and have no money and are trash. That's true, too. So she had to wait to go to Africa so Bravo would pick up the tab. Yeah, that actually is probably true. Yeah, if I was on The Housewives, I would always be filming at Nobu. Yeah. Oh, I went to Sir, by the way. Oh yeah, how was on the housewives i would always be filming it like no boo yeah oh i went to sir by the way oh yeah how was it it was a persian paradise really really i was like wow persian

personals for the win there was a lot of fake fur and cologne going on in that place i don't have uh gold probably wow yeah a lot of tinted windows and now it's the racist podcast we're like well you know the perfect the perfect subject to follow up with apartheid is bashing in other ways well you know i think unless there are certain kinds of racism that seem to be acceptable in la armenian and persian racism totally acceptable yeah it's like everyone's on that bandwagon together it is even them yeah i know one time i met a girl i was going into a club and she was really sweet so i was like chatting with her and i was like what's your name and her name was like shiraz or something like that i was like oh i was like what's her name is that she goes persian i'm so sorry i was like you don't have to apologize for being persian she's like no i really do i was like wow what's her name? She goes, Persian. I'm so sorry. I was like, you don't have to apologize for being Persian. She's like, no, I really do.

I was like, wow. Well, and that new show, The Saws of Sunset. I mean... Persian racism is about to explode. It's going to be the next big thing. What are the Kardashians? Armenian. Oh, okay.

Yeah, see? See, it all works. Same, Jeff. I'm Lebanese. And so, we did the same thing. We were always apologizing whenever our family would, like, descend upon the red lobster. I mean, it was just, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry the whole time. And then my grandpa walking around taking tips off the table and shit. Our people earned these stereotypes. Yeah. Well, I'm Jewish, so I guess I

could say there's part of me that's probably Israeli somewhere along the line. You know, like from 5,000 years ago. I'm Serbian, so I'm a genocidal maniac. Oh, yeah, that's true. That's very true. He always is trying to put us in camps. Okay, now we're going in a

weird place. So, speaking of Sir, why don't we talk about Real Housewives of Beverly Hills go there let's go there what do you think about part one of the reune I hate Adrian what a bitch right speaking of Lebanese people

Adrian's Lebanese she is? yeah Malouf I don't think you can be considered any race when you've had that much plastic surgery. You're just like a rubber cat lady. That woman, what a bitch. You know what? And I called it in the first season.

I'm saying this every week about something that we talk about. I called this in one of our Housewives Hoedowns podcast that that woman was a C-word. And no one believed me. But it's always the one who's like, oh, I talking about everybody else they're the real evil ones she waited two full seasons to start opening her mouth truly opening her mouth and um i mean she wasn't like the the the cuntiest of the cunts but she was uh like i thought a little ridiculous a little baseless and her attacks on lisa i thought were look i i am not up l Lisa's ass like so many fans. Like, I really like her.

I am up her ass. I am not her biggest fan like you are up her butt. But I just thought that Adrienne embarrassed herself. I mean, she was running fine all season long. You know, she kind of put Taylor in her place when she needed to. You know, she and Paul had some cute moments. And then come finale, she totally effed up the entire thing. And now she has major haters.

Yeah, I mean, what none of these women realize is that people love Lisa. And whoever goes against Lisa, it's like the enemy of my, well, no, I was going to say the enemy of my enemy is my friend. That's not really what I'm saying. What I'm saying, what I meant to say was that if you go up against Lisa, we're not going to like you. You know, really what I'm saying. What I'm saying, what I meant to say was that if you go up against Lisa, we're not going to like you. You're always going to lose inside. First off, Lisa needs to stop

hanging out with her help because so much of that shit comes from Bernie. And whenever she's confronted on anything, it turns out Bernie said it. You mean Adrian needs to... Yes. Adrian needs to stop hanging out with her help because Bernie does nothing but cause trouble. He has a whole... His whole Facebook is devoted to hating lisa all he does is lie he claims that those uh photos on bravo

of kim being at that party at sir at the table at sir we're all falsified by bravo i mean the guy's a fucking looney tune yeah she needs to stop listening to him and also she's a fire him yeah yeah and you know actually something that i wrote on my blog is that if he's unscrupulous enough to bash his boss's friend in front of his boss, then clearly he would also be unscrupulous enough to fabricate lies. Yes. And also she's sitting there dishing it with him. So, like, they're being friends and gossiping. And that's, you know, that's not what you do she also had the balls to say that bernie never bashed lisa in front of her when they literally showed a clip of that happening like

and then she's cackling with her rubber chicken head yeah i know yeah i i wouldn't trust bernie over anyone and and the truth is this like if lisa said that she didn't like uh the way something tasted even if lisa did say that why would bern like, why take Bernie's side? It's not like Adrian effing made it. Bernie made it, so come the eff down. Why am I saying eff? Come the fuck down, Adrian. Yeah, and if Bernie was such a good chef, he wouldn't be cooking in a private

home. He'd be at a restaurant. Well, the specific thing Ad said that Bernie told her, she said, oh, well, Lisa came into the party complaining about the ethnic food. Cause Bernie's been going on this rant on the internet about how Lisa's a racist and made some racist comment about his food. Well, it turns out that she doesn't like Mexican food or something. And Lisa says, where did you hear that? Prove it. And she's like, people at the party

told me. And she's like, well, who told you? Well, Bernie said it, not me. Oh, okay, so you didn't hear it. Bernie told you. How is that evidence, you dumb hoe? Well, the recurring theme with Adrienne for the whole episode was that she kept on citing all these things she kept on hearing from other people. You know, the other big thing was accusing Lisa of selling stories to Radar Online,

and so Adrienne says she heard it from someone, and then Camille pipes in saying, I heard it too, and they said, where'd you hear it from? And Camille says, from Radar Online. Well, of course Radar Online is going to say to Camille, hey, Camille, why don't you tell us the story? Lisa did it too. I mean, why would, of course they'll lie to Camille. Can't Camille put two and two together?

I mean, that really upset me. Why would you trust? Are you that dumb? Yeah, why would you trust Radar Online? Well, and Lisa also had a great point. She's like, do you think I fucking need $100? I am not poor like the rest of you bitches and you know what she was really mad and you can see she was really mad because she dropped the f-bomb and i don't mean the marlo f-bomb she really she

really was angry she was livid and you know what adrian adrian could tell too because you know what adrian just sort of like did like one of those gulps i was like i'm sorry you know that's what water up at the end because she knew oh oh shit, I have crossed – like I think she realized in her head like, oh, this is being filmed. I'm fucking with Lisa. Now my fans are running away from me. Oh, no. Don't attribute any kind of thinking to Adrian. She doesn't have working tear dyes.

They were there for a long time. That's why she was tearing up. No, I actually felt like it wasn't even about, like, her public persona. I think she saw that she really angered someone. It's like, you know that feeling if you say something and it really pisses someone off, and you weren't really intending it to be, like, so mean. You just thought you were just going to, like, put someone in their place, and then it, like, touches a nerve, and you're like, oh.

You clearly have a weird guilt complex, because I never have these feelings well you guys that's how that's how i took it too when i first saw it but one of the commenters pointed out lisa really knows how to shut ad up because the only way she could stop her was by threatening a lawsuit and that's so true the only thing that ever affects adrian is money she gets mad when lisa won't promote her hotel she gets mad when lisa makes fun of her shoes she gets mad when there's a law through a lawsuit threatened that's the only thing she cares about is her daddy's money so are you saying when lisa dropped the word slander she kind of shut her mouth yes yes she was like oh smart woman maybe that is slander you know yeah it is kind of um well can we also just say, you know, about the shoe situation?

Like, she's way too sensitive. Like, Maloof Hoof is a cute play on words. Does Lisa really think that it is a hoof? No. So get over yourself. And also Pandora's engagement party. Pandora can choose where she wants to have it. And let's get honest.

Yeah, let's get honest. Adrian's hotel is off the strip. Nobody stays off the strip. But that being said also, Planet Hollywood is not the best place ever. No, the Cosmopolitan's the best, and they should be sponsoring us right now. Yeah, I think we should be doing this. The Cosmopolitan's the best ever. But I think it was tacky of Adrian to be like, I would have held a luncheon.

You know, the whole reason why she wanted to hold a luncheon was to get the cameras into the Palms. That's the only reason. Exactly. She wanted to swing the cameras over the marquee outside. The end. That being said, if Adrienne wants to sponsor us as well for a weekend at the Palms, totally down for it. You know, I think Adrienne is just wonderful. So she can have it.

If she wants it to broadcast in the Palms, that's fine. I'll do it. Well, Adrian is a dumb hoe. And she also, Lisa said, that her friend who owns Planet Holly, was it Muhammad or whoever? No, it was an old family friend, so clearly they were all put up for free, which was very nice. Called her and offered to host it, which means he called her and said, I'm going to host your whole damn thing for free. That's why she did it. I don't know why she didn't just say that, but it's so tacky.

And also, oh, I'm sorry. Look, now I'm getting mad. Yeah, get mad. Get mad. Also, Lisa's, oh, now I forgot. Forget it. Go ahead. Now I'm too angry. I'm going for a jog. I quit. I'll see you next week.

He has rage amnesia. I was going to say, though, the thing with the shoe, I mean, I think that Adrian should embrace the Maloof hoof thing because it's funny and it's catchy, but I understand why she's upset because, not that I agree with her, but I understand why, because the truth is

she's trying to cultivate this brand, this upmarket brand, because the truth is she's trying to cultivate this brand, this upmarket brand, like the Adrian Maloof by so-and-so. And then here comes Lisa just calling it something sort of hokey, the Maloof Huff, which is sort of jokey and fun. And the thing is that it's such a catchy thing, catchy name, that it immediately

has caught on, and it's kind of undermined Adrian's attempts at branding, so that's why she's so annoyed. Well, that dummy should have just said that. She should have just put the bandwagon and go with it. Of course. What are they called? What are they called?

Adrian Maloof. I think they're called Adrian Maloof by so-and-so, whoever the designer is. Oh, whatever. That's so stupid. And also, back in Lisa's day, hoof was a legitimate term. Like, that's what dancers were called, hoofers. And they weren't just fat, ugly cows. They were Broadway dancers. They were beautiful girls. Yeah. Like, that's what dancers were called, hoofers. And they weren't just fat, ugly cows. They were Broadway dancers.

They were beautiful girls. No. So, shut up. No, they were beautiful girls back then. They were beautiful back then. They weren't just cows. Ronnie, you need to be, they need to cast you on Smash. It just needs to happen.

To wear a beret and a scarf. I, to be fair, though, as much as i love lisa she's no angel okay she got in her fair number of these very subtle past aggressive digs and every time she did it i loved it i loved it like when she called them when she said like it's a hoof it's wonderful it's you know a little fat little shoe you know or when kyle of all people when k Dried to step to her and was like You know, you're manipulative, it's like Playing chess with Bobby Fischer

And then Lisa's like, well, you know, I have to be careful With a temper like yours It's just like, bam Yeah, I'm gonna be honest with you, like I love Kyle, but she, you know If she's gonna jump on Team Adrian Kyle's gonna lose points with me Yeah, well, one of the big problems that Kyle had

Was that I think she started attackingisa for saying something that was mean right or was it a joke i don't remember what specifically was but and lisa was like well it was a joke darling it was a joke i didn't mean to be mean it was a joke and then so then lisa cites that kyle said that lisa prays on the week and then she's busting kyle on and busting. And Kyle's basically like, well, I was just being honest. I mean, I didn't mean it to be mean, you know? I was like, how could you be mad at Lisa for saying something that she didn't mean to be mean? But when you say something that you didn't mean to be mean,

it's okay. Okay, praying on the week. Are you guys not salivating for next week? Because I hope that Lisa teams up with brandy and says kyle you were acting like a savage beast when you met brandy at that part at dana's house for that game night and you pray on the week because you are the nastiest meanest bitch ever yeah oh i can't wait i mean kyle definitely prays in the week i mean just look at exhibit a kim richard her sister yeah oh i can't wait for brandy to you, Brandy is ready to attack, by the way.

Attack. And poor Dana. Poor Dana didn't get the invite to the couch, I don't think. And I love that Dana keeps writing to Bravo blogs. Like, she's been on the show more than two times. They literally had a segment where they actually talked about, like, the sunglasses and everything. It was, like, pretty much a Dana segment. And they didn't even invite Dana to the show.

They didn't even say her name. They just talked about the glasses. Or the best is that Kyle was like, I don't have a single friend who has $25,000 glasses and talks about them. I'm like, what about Dana? Poor Dana. She's not even acknowledged as a friend. Well, and that was so perfect that that section was right after

Andy was like, so Camille, how many houses do you have now? How many nannies do you have? So Adrian, how much money have you... He asks them all about their money and then it turns to how tacky Dana is for talking about her money. You guys realize that you just

walked right into that one, right? And Adrian, oh, they do it because it's new money. Like, Adrian earned her fucking money. She's done nothing but lose her family's money. She's pissing her father's money away. When she's talking about that, about new money, this is the woman who you walk into her house,

it's like the celebration of Rococo and Baroque styles and, like, marble columns and a spa that costs, like, $100,000. Like, yeah, definitely. Yeah, I want a bunch of gold naked babies hanging all over the chairs. Yeah, I mean, she has a throne, okay? She has a throne in her dining room. But no, the new money, though, that's the real problem. Well, one thing I'd like to point out about

that whole fight against Lisa, how they were all teaming up against Lisa, is that Taylor sat there with that fucking sick smile the whole time because bitch got her way again. She did it last year too where she started a fight with Camille and Kyle and then sat back and just let it go. And she did it this year too. But how great was it when Camille stepped to Taylor at that one point when, again, it came up about the tea party situation. And then Camille – I don't even remember what Camille said.

But she basically – the message was don't even remember what Camille said, but she basically, the, the, the message was don't fuck with me, bitch. She just, it was my favorite moment of the entire episode because she was like, um, let's get down to business. You were goading me and you were like,

come on, say it. Yeah. And then at the best of my tea, I was like, well, I thought you were going to be honest about the things that you were saying, not off about the things that I was saying.

Those women are too much. I know. And, you know, I felt, you know, I kind of felt bad, but I laughed a few times when Taylor was talking about Russell. And now I shouldn't have because it's a huge tragedy and it's sad. But when Taylor was talking about how Russell said on her birthday, like, happy birthday, you fucking skank bitch. I just started to laugh. Am I the only one?

I'll see you in hell. I just thought it was so funny. I just rolled my eyes. I just don't believe a thing that comes out of this woman's mouth. I just don't believe it. Nobody can believe her. Nobody can also believe that that man is just her therapist because clearly they are fucking. Or he's also her shropardist because I think that's also maybe what he has a degree in.

Didn't you love how Andy was like, yeah, so he's really not a therapist, right? She's like, no, he's a psychiatrist. He can prescribe my pills. Yeah, and you got to love Andy is, like, judging her. When, who do you think got her that shrink? You think Taylor just looked through the phone book for free shrinks that go on TV? Yeah, this guy was, like, a TV, apparently he was on, like, Celebrity Rehab and stuff like that, right? Yeah.

He works with Dr. Drew. Oh. I also loved when Lisa talked about the text message that she read of Russell's. And she's like, well, it was very, she said some really vile things and andy's like well can you say what they were and she's like well it's sort of like oh you're right and it was just like a long string of beeps but you just hear her like polite british voice like poking through every now and then and you're like i'm not great with my impersonations today i I'm a little off. You get the point. And I also love, I forgot, like, this season started, I want to say, in 2009.

And it's just been going and going and going. Because I totally forgot. I love the clips they were showing where they were at Camille's house in Aspen. And it was, like, Taylor in the suitcase. And then Taylor with the death stare and the black turtleneck in the bathroom. I mean, it was just like oh my god, I forgot all this happened. Yeah, and you know, my favorite part about that was when

Adrian just looks at Taylor and just goes you're having a nervous breakdown. Taylor was like crying and he was like yeah, yeah, you're having a nervous breakdown. Although to be fair, the scene with the suitcase, you know, in the context of that show, she was being jokey. She wasn't, like, truly, like, crying

in a suitcase. I think she was crying in a suitcase. She was wasted. Yeah. I mean, I'm sure it wasn't, like, the first time she was in a suitcase crying, but I think in that specific situation, she was being, she was making a joke. Well, what do you guys think's gonna happen

on round two with, like, we're gonna obviously see, like, a sit-down with Kim. What's gonna happen there? I'm an alcoholic. I'm an alcoholic. I'm an alcoholic. I was like, okay, we heard you. We heard the Kim. Can she say anything else?

Is she a Teddy Ruxpin? Does she have, like, at least three other lines? She's like, yeah, I love the airplanes. I love the airplanes. I love the airplanes. I just love them, but the power went out. What about the Gable Mastiff? Is he still in the picture? No, they broke up. Yeah, he's out.

Is Mojito renting her an apartment on Coanga or something at least? Probably. She's like in the stables. Yeah, she's staying in the Utah Stable. One thing I found interesting was in the argument with Kyle and Lisa, when Kyle was saying, oh, Lisa, you know,

I'm sorry to go back, but I just remembered this. When she was saying, oh, Lisa, you know, you only said that I was desperate for attention for doing the splits after you watched the show, and you saw me saying that you pray on the week. It's obvious that you were just trying to get retaliation. Okay, so that made me

question the timeline because this is the longest season ever and when Russell killed himself before the season began, they were saying oh, we're not going to exploit it. We're not even going to show Russell and Taylor together in their therapy sessions. They went through all this stuff about how they're going to be so sensitive. So did they

actually go back and shoot more episodes to exploit it more? Because there's never been a Housewives that's 20 episodes long. No, I think it's 22 episodes with the reunions. It's the longest ever. It's 20 episodes plus three reunions.

I love it. Oh my god, three reunions? Yeah, we got two more. Oh, shit. Yeah, no. I'm so excited for it. I'm excited. Can we get together and watch this together next week? God. Yeah.

Yeah. Oh, no. I have to watch it while I recap it because if I watch it and then try and sit down to recap it, I'll be like, no, I have to do something with my life. And I'll enroll in online college or something. You're going gonna wrestle yourself yeah i can't think twice about this shit or i just will never do it well i'm certainly glad that you were able to like open up this portion of your brain for a second time uh to do the podcast well this is this is just talking but if i have to actually sit down and work oh hell no

i wouldn't do it but by the way getting back to your point, though, about what Kyle said to Lisa, that, like, she's mad at Lisa for retaliating about Kyle's mean comments. So she's like, the evidence that Lisa is a mean person is that she says mean things in response to Kyle's mean things. Yes, exactly. I don't really get what she means by that. But Kyle was just trying to make Taylor feel better about Russell being abusive. Oh, and since when did Kyle believe Taylor? Because she didn't believe her the whole damn season. She was trying

to call her out on being a liar the whole season. Thank you. Every cutaway it was like Kyle sipping a glass of wine like, I can't trust her. I don't know what she's talking about. If it's true. If these things are true. Blah, blah, blah, blah. Someone on my blog made a good point, and I hope it gets brought up in the next two episodes of Reunion,

which is that Taylor created so much shit and created so much drama by saying that Lisa was always saying, I'm not your friend, da-da-da-da, but when that's not really what was said. And the question is, do we think that Andy Cohen is going to play the footage back of Lisa saying, I know we're not the closest of friends, which is a totally different thing, and try to bust Taylor on that? If Andy is smart, he is going to try and back Lisa a little bit because that first hour was the Lisa bashing session. And if the tables don't get turned a little bit, I mean, I know that Brandi's coming in and she is going to fight the ladies on the other couch. But if Andy doesn't play that back, it's really not going to help Lisa's case, and I think that it's like I don't know why

I care so much, but I don't think it's fair if he doesn't play it. Yeah, I think he will. It sounds like there's more Taylor stuff coming up, you know, and I can't wait for Kyle to get roasted about game night. I mean, she was such a bitch on game night. I've been waiting all season for her to be attacked. When she and Kim were attacking Brandi, I was kind of loving it as it went down and now i want brandy to smash them

because brandy is secretly my favorite yeah i think brand i liked brandy right from the get-go i was surprised and i thought kyle and kim were being grade a bitches here is the exact point though like kim had an excuse because she's an alcoholic and she was sucking down pills and that Frappuccino bottle was clearly not a Frappuccino. Kyle does not have an excuse because – It was a methaccino. But the point is like Kim had an excuse. Kyle is just a straight-up monster. Yeah.

Well, here's what – She prays on the week. I think that Kyle was actually being nice at game night because she was trying to show Kim that she would have her back. That's how I took it. I was like, oh, she's just doing all of this because she wants to show Kim that she's got her back. Because last year everybody went on her blog and called her a bitch because she never had her sisters back. So this year she was like, no, look, I have her back even though it was completely – She does not have her sisters back. Do you see the way that she treated her in Hawaii? I mean, look, I have her back, even though it was completely... She does not have her sisters back.

Do you see the way that she treated her in Hawaii? I mean, look, Kim is a hot mess. The fact that she even made it to Hawaii is a miracle. And then she was a straight-up bitch to her when she got to that dinner. And you know what? The other thing is that Kyle was anti-Brandi from the very first moment that Brandi walked into that party the week before game night, you know? So Kyle was already just immediately a mean girl to Brandi.

So it wasn't really about having Kim's back. I mean, she did have her back once the big arguments started. But she was basically like being a bitch to Brandi at game night. She's a straight-up bitch, okay? Straight-up B. They're all like that when there's a new housewife, like when there's someone else introduced to the cast. Oh, my God, look at Marlo.

But people in general are really only like that wife like when there's someone else introduced to the cast oh my god look at Marlo they're only but people are women or people in general are really only like that if there's a toxic person that starts saying like oh look at her and then everyone people are sheep you know people start following if you have someone who is like a leader in the group who's like oh look at this person she's awesome

they're all going to flock around the new person but if the queen bee acts like they don't like this person then they're all going to shun them and person. But if the queen bee acts like they don't like this person, then they're all going to shun them. And that's what happens with Vicky on OC. If you bring a new person in to watch what crap ends, I'm going to be a straight-up bee to them too because this is my territory, bitch. Well, we'll just cut you loose. This is my house. I hate to tell you, Matt, but you're sort of the Peggy Tannis of this podcast.

And if you start up with us, we are cutting you out. You better not touch your boob. Well, don't forget that Peggy knows how to shoot a gun. Oh, that's true. I'd be nicer to little Matty Matt. Fine. Matt's the Lynn Curtin. Don't you dare say that.

I am not Lynn Curtin. I made purses first. I am Gina Kehoe with an abusive husband that lives in my basement. Okay, well that means that we can push you and throw wine on your head. Not that we don't do that already. Alright, so we've been going for about 50 minutes. I think we've covered everything that we can cover.

No, we haven't, because we need to talk about my excitement for OC, the original gangsters. Oh, okay, yeah Because we need to talk about my excitement for OC, the original gangstas. Oh, okay. Yeah, tell us. What is your excitement for OC? Well, they've been showing these commercials non-stop and I'm just getting really excited because I hate Vicky more than any housewife and

I just want to see how it all unfolds and I hope that her daughter, Brianna, stabs her because she's Team Don. Well, I quite frankly am not that excited because they keep showing this great clip of Vicky in like 80s garb yelling at Gretchen, which is great. But the thing is I've become trained with the OC that they usually show some crazy fight in the promos. I get excited and then I have to wait about nine episodes to get to the one fight and then

that's it. That's it for the show. So we're going to have to go like nine episodes of Gretsch and Christine Beauté products? Yes, I think so. Listen, if it was nine episodes of Alexis Couture, I would be very happy with that. If there's another photo shoot, I'm in. Wait, can we talk,

speaking of Alexis Couture, can we talk about Adrian's ridiculous outfit on the reunion? That wizard's robe sleeve that was coming down her left arm. You didn't like her ice skating cape? Oh my god. I think that Miss Piggy wore that on The Great Muppet Caper. I could swear. I mean, that's all I could think about

when I saw it. I was in that movie theater back when movies were like 50 cents. I tell you, there's something about the House of Reunions where there's always one woman who wears something ridiculous. It's like that one season when Bethany wore some outfit where they had this giant flower on her shoulder. I mean, they always

these women sometimes get possessed by strange stylists. The other issue is the lighting at the Reunions is terrible. Lisa looked like the fucking Crypt Keeper. They all looked terrible. First of all, the lighting was purple.. Lisa looked like the fucking cryptkeeper. They all looked terrible. It was purple. The lighting was purple. Who decided to light the women in purple light? I mean, everyone had

purple glows on their head. I mean, they have Vaseline lenses when they're doing the confessionals for the show, because then they would cut away and it'd be like, oh, Lisa's beautiful. And then they would cut to the reunion and be like, oh my god, she's aged 49 years. They all look terrible, including Andy, okay? And you would think that since he's running this thing, he would want himself to look the best as possible, but the lighting was terrible. They all look terrible, including Andy, okay? And you would think that since he's running this thing,

he would want himself to look the best as possible. But the lighting was terrible. They had this awful purple carpet and, like, teal walls and, like, brown pillows. It was just, like, disgusting. You guys, I love that we can talk this much about this show and not even discuss Taylor's face. Are we just that used to it? What the hell happened to her face?

It's even worse than usual. She has like two golf balls on the side of her head. Russell broke it into pieces and I think there's like a scene where she yeah, I had to put my jaw back together over the toilet. How gross is that? I think it's kind of funny. I don't know. I don't know why I keep laughing at all the Taylor

things. I just have a dark sense of humor. Well, you know, if she... Let's just say that everything she's saying is true. I think it's still disgusting that she's on TV with her kid and putting her kid through all that and bad-mouthing the dead guy when he's got kids and stuff. Gross. Right. So did you guys agree when Camille was kind of like, yeah, I actually didn't think that this season should have aired because I feel for his children.

Um, no, I think Taylor out of everything and just showed her breaking down at parties. I'm really excited though next week because Brandy, when she gets her butt on that couch, she kind of like, she goes after Taylor and I,

they showed this tiny little clip where she's like, she, she makes some snide little jab about, like, oh, is the book ready? It's been a minute. It's been a minute. Yeah, because Taylor says, this is none of your business. And she's like, it's everyone's business. When's the book come out? It's been a hot minute or something. Yeah.

Why on earth is Taylor writing a book for crying out loud? Did we talk about this, how the book is just going to be, like, two sets of lips that you open up i mean no you're gonna open it up and there's gonna be a chart in there like kennedy's like success chart with stickers yeah maybe it'll be like a picture of like snowball like dead you've made it to page three you get a star yes yeah i don't know have you seen the cover of her book with her like oh look at the cover it's ridiculous i'm like what are you felicia rashad this is ridiculous stop is she posing with bill cosby because that would be amazing i would buy yeah the lighting's all like vaseline on the lens and it's a black background and it's just her

looking confused and scared with one with one like thumb she's about to like bite a finger you know some really bad we're doing a watch what crappens book club and for anybody that's listening to this we're all gonna buy the book we're all gonna read it together so get it but we're gonna read passages of it on yes we're gonna quote it is for sure we'll have a nice audio podcast of the book. Let's do it. Oh, my God. We should read it, and we should make that available as a download. Yeah, exactly.

The audio book of Taylor's biography, whatever. You don't want to give that bitch a reason to sue you. She'll do it. She's desperate. Oh, yeah. She needs it all. Actually, she would probably show up on the podcast to talk about it. To promote it. That would be super awkward for us.

To be like, we've got five million. No, it's never awkward. I'm totally fine being fake. Yeah, I'd be like, Taylor, you're the best. So, thank you for being on the show. Oh, my God. I love that you bought your daughter a horse. Oh, Ace Young.

You know Ace Young? He's so cute. It's your birthday. That's the best song of the year taylor you're so talented wow special moment if you've made it this far on the podcast congratulations that was your reward i'm gonna assume you know I know this is watch what crap

and all things bravo chatter but I know we've been going for a long time I'm assuming that nobody wants to talk about Brad

or Tabitha I watched okay Brad needs to stop it he's making me hate gay people he just needs to get off the TV

and stop is that so good I haven't watched it's terrible it's terrible all he does is cry yeah how he does his cry. All he does is cry and his old boyfriend gives me the heebie

jeebies and then he cries some more. The end. What does he have to cry about? That Rachel Zoe is no longer his employer. Oh, well that's not false. A guy at the dog park told me that one of the episodes was him getting the fall cover of Details magazine and acting

like it was a fall cover of Vogue. He was like, oh my god, I can't believe we got the fall cover. And they're like, uh, yeah. Yeah, it's Details, come on. And what about, do we have any further things to say about

Top Chef? Well, I'm excited for tonight's episode. I'm just – I still hate that, like, fat lady with the short haircut from Chicago via Texas who makes meatballs. You got to feel bad for her that, like, we're now, like, several weeks into the season and still people call her the fat lady with the short haircut. That's all. That's all people call her. It's like, who is that fat lady with a short haircut who does just make people laugh? She's evil.

Well, Bravo so knows that everyone hates her because the commercial for this week shows Pee Wee Herman, and then it shows fat girl with a bad haircut on a bike with a helmet on. Oh, no. She's never going to make it. Wherever she's going, she's never going to make it. Even if it's just, like, down the block, she's going to be, like, flopping's going, she's never going to make it. Even if it's just down the block, she's going to be flopping over and needing a bottle of water.

A bottle of water? She needs an oxygen mask and an ambulance. Well, at least it wasn't Ty Lohr biking naked in his musty Afro Bush. Let's not talk about that Tumblr photo. My Afro Bush got caught in my wheels and I fell down.

Traumatizing. Oh, God. All right, let's predict who's going to win Top Chef. Let's see who we have to pick from. I'm rooting for Grayson, but it's not going to happen. I think Paul's going to win. Paul's the Asian. Oh, no, Paul.

There's two Asian guys. One has a Fu Manchu and one doesn't. I think Paul's going to win, too, and I like Paul. That's a oh, no, Paul. There's two Asian guys. One has a Fu Manchu and one doesn't. I think Paul is going to win too, and I like Paul. Is that – that's the young Asian guy? Yeah. Yeah. The Fu Manchu – Yeah, I want him to win.

Me too. The Fu Manchu guy I liked until they started saying that he was a bad guy, and then I realized I didn't like him anymore because I'm easily manipulated by Bravo. Wait, who's a bad guy? The Fu Manchu guy because originally he was nice, but then they were like, he's a little manipulative. And I'm like, you're right. He is a little manipulative. And now I don't like him anymore. Oh, I like him because he calls everybody a bitch.

That's true. He's right. All that matters is what Padma decides to wear tonight. Because last week in her tablecloth cutoff, white trash, like, I don't know what the fuck that was but i i was enjoying me some padma outfits yeah she was wearing last week it like really showed off her knees in a bad way and i'm not normally someone who notices someone's knees like that but i was like it made her knees look chunky she looked like the uh no i won't say it what i was gonna say she looked like the fat girl with a short haircut. She did not.

It's not true. But she had the knees of the fat girl. I'm not even going to go there. Too far. Pat was too beautiful to sully her image. Whatever. It's always Team Gale up in here. Yes, Team Gale.

You know what? I'm not Team Hugh Aitchison, by the way. I think he seems like an asshole. Fucking tweeze your unibrow. It grosses me out. Yeah, no chef should have that much hair by the way. I think he seems like an asshole. Um, fucking tweeze your unibrow. It grosses me out. Yeah, no chef should have that much hair between the eyes. Well, I'm Lebanese, so I have no comment. Well, hello, Ronnie. We'll come over

and do it for you, or I will. Wow. Well, I do it myself, but I just, I really respect him for having the balls not to do it. I really respect him for having the balls look like a cartoon character. Yeah, you gotta respect a man who doesn't give a shit

what he looks like. Yeah, well, I'm excited for Top Chef and then I have to start watching more Tabitha. I always intend to and I don't do it. I can't watch that show but I'm watching Project Runway and that Joanna Coles chick looks just like Tabitha and she talks like her so I feel like I'm watching her.way, and that Joanna Coles chick looks just like Tabitha.

She talks like her. So I feel like I'm watching her. That's a very good point. That's close enough. Are we committing to a million-dollar listing New York? Oh, you guys. I saw that guy from that show, Josh. Is he the main guy?

Yeah. You saw Josh from the L.A. version? Yeah. I did. i saw him in uh that new club resputin that new bar yeah and he was in a full tux what's smoking like capris or something and i laughed my he left the tent because i was laughing and i think he knew i was laughing at him which i really need to stop talking in a higher voice in bars because i think no one can hear me but i'm talking like this and, because I think no one can hear me, but I'm talking

like this. And so the fucking bar next door can hear everything I'm saying, you know? But I was like, oh my god, he looks like Kermit the Frog. You know, like when Kermit the Frog would wear a tux. And then he left, and I was like, damn it! I could have found out about my next million dollar home.

You really missed an opportunity there. Yeah. Big one. Totally fucked an opportunity there. Yeah. Totally fucked that one up. Huge. I love him. I just wish that he had brought his grandmother with him. Oh yeah, she's good. I don't really like that show. I don't like Million Dollar Real Estate. You know what I'm going to say? I'm committing to not watch. You need to get with the program.

I love Real Estate. I'll watch Million Dollar Decorators. Oh, don't get me started. I love me some Catherine Ireland. You know, I saw, what's the name of the guy, the really fab British guy who speaks like this? What's his name again? That's the Lord. I saw him at Fresh and Easy, and

the contrast of him at Fresh and Easy was so funny to me, I couldn't get over it. This office is at the corner of Melrose and Crescent Heights. He's right across from Fred Siegel. We can totally go have a candlelight vigil outside tonight. Let's do it. Let's talk. We're at one have a candlelight vigil outside. Oh, let's do it. All right. We're at one hour and one minute.

So this is going on far too long. So we'll just table this discussion for next week's podcast. Okay. Are we good with that? I suppose. All right. Well, thanks everyone for listening and be sure to I was going to say like us on Facebook, but we haven't made a Facebook

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they're not on they rarely are on I think they're better in person maybe because I can sell with my facial expressions but when you just hear my voice you realize how shallow the experience is mine are all the same we just did a Ron Paul video for TVgasm and I sound like Kim Richards that's all I'm totally impressed I'll work on it guys I'll try to get my my voice is better because I know it drags down the podcast I gotta get it gotta get it all right I've got to get it up. All right.

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