Watch What Crappens - Below Deck Adventure: Can't Hardly Wait

Episode Date: January 25, 2023

On this week's Below Deck Adventure (S1 E12), Jess reaches her breaking point after having to wait two hours for guests to sit down for dinner. Also, small horses with Scandinavian gaits!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Hey, Prime members, you can listen to Watch What Crapins Add Free on Amazon Music. Download the app today. Get ready for a double load of Queen of Hearts. It's me, Jujubee, and I return to guide sexy singles through some ronchy blind dates. Cameras off. Voice only. Launching during pride. Queen of Hearts takes Miami by storm, with Daeders' Cuppe from Tampa Bayes, Just Chas, and Brittany Brave to name a few. Follow Queen of Hearts on Amazon Music or wherever you get your podcasts. Hello and welcome to Watch Your Crappins podcast podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we just love to talk about. I'm Ben Mandelker and joining me today is the one, the only hilarious person who would never skimp on serving snacks and lunch for guests. Is Mr. Ronnie Kerrim? Hi, Ronnie, how are you? Well, hello, Benyums. Happy birthday. It's our 11 year birthday today.

Oh, happy anniversary. Happy anniversary. You did it. That's so cute. Yeah, we did do it. I can't believe it. I'm a can't believe it, but. Wow, here we are.

Sitting on some rocking chairs. Still talking about fucking below deck. I know. I'm going to my grave. I need you to show up and just tell everybody what's happening on below deck. I know. I'm going to my grave. I need you to show up and just tell everybody what's happening on below deck. Because God forbid anybody lives a life with that. 37 hours of below deck in a week.

Okay. I know. This has been really intense doing two below deck episodes a week. It's really, I mean, I'd love them both. I'm deeply entertained by both, but in terms of of what we do, in terms of having to watch the shows and take notes,

it's a lot of taking notes on, so and so went down there, so and so wiped a plate, so and so dropped an anchor. It's a lot for people to do. Yes, but this is a snack fight. So I love a good snack fight. But before we get into all that, we have live shows happening in one week actually. I was thinking it was at less than a week. But next Thursday, next Thursday, we are going to Austin,

and we are going to be recapping as we're kicking off the Cheetah Brand Tour, our very first show of the tour, and we are going to be recapping the real housewives of Miami, and then the next day, we're going to Dallas, and we are going to recap the latest reunion episode of the real housewives of Salt Lake City. So go check those out. Even if you don't watch those shows,

watch the episode or don't watch the episode, just come, you're gonna have so much fun. Take us right watchrocrabbons.com. We want you to be at every show. It's always like very, very, very special there. We always have a good time. We ended in Texas and we're starting the new show, new tour in Texas.

After Dallas, we go to Phoenix, and then we're in LA for the Golden Crappies. So you absolutely must come to the Golden Crappies, if you can, and that's on February 24th, do not miss it. After that, we go, going back to Charlotte for the first time in a few years, Atlanta, Denver, Salt Lake City for the first time, Seattle for the first time since the pandemic, San Francisco, Toronto for the first time Seattle for the first time since the pandemic San Francisco Toronto for the first time

Philadelphia New York City DC San Diego St. Paul Chicago Columbus Boston and the Grand Finale at the Fox Woods Casino in Mashin Tucket Connecticut, so go to watchcraftpins.com to get all your tickets and join us and we're going to have so much fun. Yes, cannot wait. Also, it's going to be a fun one in Austin because Real House was a Miami actually heirs on Thursdays. So we are going to be recapping that Thursday night.

We're just going to get our asses up in the morning and watch it. So a lot of people who are there will not have even seen this episode yet by the time we're recapping it. And I think that's such a fun way sometimes to listen to us because you are left to decide what we're making up and what really happened on the show. Because I really feel like people do not understand how much of this is not made up.

I mean, we make up a lot of it. So you think, well, all of it's made up, but it's just fun watching a Bravo show and being like, which fucking ridiculous, is this ridiculous enough to be made up or is it so ridiculous that it had to have happened? You know? Yeah, I'm really looking forward to it.

I mean, people cannot stop talking about Miami this season. It is really on fire. I think, I mean, we have not talking about Miami this season. It is really on fire. I think, I mean, we have not released the nominations for the Golden Crappies. I have a feeling Miami will probably be on the list of best Bravo shows. I, in a weird way, I think it has an outsider chance of winning best Bravo show of the year. I know that sounds crazy, even though it's also a peak auction, not Bravo., but I've people are just so up on Miami right now that I think it could actually happen. Yeah, people love their Miami, that's for sure. Which worries me because, you know, Bravo fans, we love something so hard, and then literally the next year, it's the worst thing we've ever

seen, and we want everybody dead from the shot. That's just so sick. Yeah. I remember the year that Vanderpump rule turned. We were doing a lot of them in our live shows. And I remember we did the season finale that year. And I said, this is the last year Vanderpump rules just made me think of it. Called it. And it just started to tank after.

You could just feel it because it was electric. I mean, people were just so fucking into it. It's like the Ashley season of Southern Charm. When you just knew, this is as good as it gets. And after this, we're going to need a couple of years of downhill boringness. You know? Yeah, it's very rare to have back-to-back amazing seasons. Usually when you have a season that's so good,

the following season just can't even compete, and that seems to really highlight what, like the, it's not that it highlights the badness of it, but it just makes a season seem so much worse when it's coming up the heels of such a good season. And that's why New York is so amazing, because New York actually had back-to-back amazing iconic seasons.

And so it inevitably could not sustain that. And so when they finally had a mediocre season, the audience was like throw it out, it's terrible, it was never good. Burn it alive. Burn it alive. I mean, it's like when you climax, you know, like it feels good, but there's that

part of you that immediately starts thinking, oh my God, I have to get a boner again at some point. It's going to be hard, you know? It's like going on. And I feel like that. It's like going on the teacups after a space mountain. It's just not, it doesn't have the same thrill. Yeah, although I would argue that a lot of these seasons, especially Real Housewives of New York have delayed reaction to how good they were. Like I didn't realize how good most Housewives seasons were until it was a couple of years later. And we bring up the example of New York's big recast when they recast half of the cast.

And we all had a fit and said, oh, this sucks. And everybody for that first season was like, this show sucks now. And I think of that as one of the classic years of New York. And I think that in the future, people will think of the last Ebony season of New York as a classic. I mean, once you get past the pearl clutching of it all, it was absolute insanity.

And that black Shabbat is something that I will never, ever ever ever forget my life. I know I really thought black shabbat was kind of an iconic episode. It was offensive, yes, but that's why it was iconic because you're watching someone and you're saying, how can this person be so clueless in tone deaf at a dinner party? And that's one of the reasons why I got into watching these shows. And I think we've kind of gotten away from that in some ways, maybe for the best, but I'm not sure.

But either way, I thought Black Shabbat was like, I was like, this is the one of the biggest train wrecks that's ever aired on a show that is full of train wrecks. And I'm like, I'm with you. I think in a few years we're gonna look back on it because you know, also season four of New York was not very well received. I mean, they had the recast after it.

People were like, oh, season four, Bethany is gone, Cindy Bar Shop is in, it's too mean, too dark. And yet nonstop, people are always referring to Morocco. They're literally going to Morocco for the next girls trip. They're bringing Alex McCord back for it. We're always seeing the memes of Henry Munster coming down the stairs, you know all of that. So, you know We don't know what we have until it's gone just like real life guys. So um, Hug your left ones is my point. Um, this isn't about housewives. So this is about below deck Ed

is about below deck and Vincere! Vincere! Vincere, Vincere! Crazy rich charter guests. Yeah, so last week, the big cliffhanger going into the episode was what happened to the potato chips. And this week, the cliffhanger is, are there gonna be snacks?

So there's kind of like a theme going on with the show. Every week, we're gonna be left with a cliffhanger. Like maybe this week it's going to be, does anyone want chips of hoi? And then we have to wait a week to find out what people want, you know? Yeah, because basically this group of guests is coming on. And they're only going to be there for one night. So it's a quickie.

So they're going to come on. They're going to immediately go on an adventure. And so how are they gonna have lunch? Like how are we gonna do that and get them dinner like they need to have both? So phase idea is we'll have something when they come on board, right? And then we'll have a big, we'll feed them when they get off of horseback because we're gonna be set up in this barn. But Jess is like refusing to do any sort of picnic

type adventure, she's over this shit. So Jess is like, well, they're not gonna need a snack after the horses. She's, but it's what we discussed, it was a snack. Well, then you can figure it out because I'm concentrating on pizzas right now. Yeah, because Jess had already, last week had gone up to the guest and said,

would you guys like some pizzas? Some flat breads. And so they were like, yeah, of course, you know, and so, which was, I guess, in retrospect, that was her way of filling them up. So the way they wouldn't want a lunch after, or the, they would, they wouldn't need more food after the horses. Because I guess the plan was that they would come back from the horses and have lunch on the boat. I don't know. So she's focusing on making these flap breads that she added to the mix. And FaZe like, well, and we discuss,

she says, you gotta do what you're gonna do, and I'm gonna do what I'm gonna do. And she goes, yes, and we discuss what you're gonna do. And what you're going to do is FaZe and Snacks. So when they get off the horses, they have a snack. You decided to do. It's for fair sense snacks so when they get off the horses. They have a snack. You decided to do pizzas. Why not two pizzas as the snack? I don't understand. And she's like, you have to roll with what the guests want. Not with what you want. Rolling, rolling, rolling on the river, proud Mary. Worked a lot of jobs in all, hey.

Tucked a lot of boats down in Garf long ding. What I wouldn't give to not make snacks here as we ride through the fuel or or Goats will keep on goating Trolls keep hiding in the mountains Fjording Fjording Fjording down the waterways

Yawding. Yawding down the waterways. So listen, she is going to do with the gas lot because he's gas immediately. I mean, they get the gas and the gas go, oh my god, this is beautiful, this is amazing, I'm hungry. Yeah. He gives them fucking food. Also, on there for 24 hours,

give them as much food as possible because they need to maximize their time. If there is a moment of downtime, they will give them food. Even if they're not going to eat it, it's decadent excess. That's what you should be doing. And also, you cannot tell me that people going on a horseback ride through the Norwegian landscape are not going to be hungry afterwards. I will be start, I'm as hungry watching them on the horseback. Yeah, so, uh, phase like, well, I know that have to horseback ride and they're going to want something. It's going to be for war, what's not they're going to get? Uh, cheers. Do you have a cheese ball? And she's like, get a cheese bowl, Fey. Because I have nothing better to do with my life than to appease you.

Fey. So then Fey goes to the wheelhouse, so I was like, oh, she's going to a tattle right now, but she actually doesn't. She's like, you is. My idea is two people go to the horse, right? I'm going to nominate Orianna. And she's endless. Like, maybe we can stick Nathan on the horse.

Oh, yes, please, let's put Nathan on the horse. And could you give me someone who can handle drinks and snacks? And the best is like, what about Mike? They're like, we wouldn't trust Mike with handling that. Mike's like, Mike likes snack. I trust that Mike. Lewis says, well, it's pretty good if you tell him what you need. Well, Mike is to me useless, but he does give us a kick-all some of the time.

So just roll with it, speaking of. Watching Mike try to figure out how to roll a cinder block was quite hilarious. One day he'll figure it out, poor guy. One day! Cut to Mike with a handy snack, smash all over his face. Cheesecracker head. Wheel of cheese square. Rolling. Rolling. rolling fjord. And Luzka's just don't use any fancy words around him, like napkins.

So, just blanket. So, here are some classic blow-deck notes, you ready? Release the shackles, Casey takes strengths. A guest wonders if they get their own horses. Faye washes celery. Casey says, you've got bloody Mary garnishes and a cheese board. Shots delivered as tender loaded. Mild hits.

You know, I kind of wish shackles were some sort of like malevolent force in the universe. So that way every time they save at least three shackles, it's like, ohent force in the universe. So that way, every time they save with these three shackles, it's like, oh, no, but the world. But it's just an anchor. But no deck escape. It's just all convicted criminals. And then at one point, you just hit release the shackles.

And then the criminals just come up and start causing me a hammer over the boat. It's like a escape from New York or something. There's some movie coming out where someone's like, I just saw a trailer for it where someone's like, they're a criminal, but then their bus got overturned. Now they're a plain crash. And now they're on an island.

They have to let the criminal least because the criminal's the only one that's could teach them how to survive. I was like, shackles. You just got Kate Chastain there like, huh, huh. You've escaped only to be served beef cheeks again. I would go back for you honestly. Fuck this. So now Faye does the thing. I didn't really, I think they sort of alternate. They have this pattern about really trying to sell

the adventure side of the show first. During the preference sheets, Kerry pitches the adventure to us being like, oh, the mountains sides in Norway, the biggest mountains in the world. So today's adventures, people are gonna get on the beach and take pictures of the mountain. And like, that's not really an adventure. And then when it comes time for the adventure, then it's Feast turned to be a say, You've never seen a mountain side like the one they have in Norway, they're huge. They'll be wonderful pictures. Adventure, if you will.

So... Today's adventures, today's adventure is horseback riding. They're going along the most rugged terrain. It's a part of Norway that's just pristine. This area of Norway gets eight out of ten lipsticks thanks for joining us here on where there's a faith, there's a North Bay. Just want to spoil the alert, they're writing small horses on a public road. It's not the most rugged terrain. Norse and an adventure, it's like a pleasant activity. Low deck pleasant activity.

So we get to the horses. And the lady, one of the guys is like, do not approach a horse from behind because your ass will get kicked in the butt. And so then we get evil and she's like, here are Icelandic horses. How many of your written horses enjoy Icelandic horses? It's like, yes. It's like a Icelandic horse. We'll be trotting or something that's called Jotiotting. That's a specific pace when it's Landic horse. Yes. Will it be trotting or something that's called Jotiotting?

That's a specific pace when it's land a course. I loved the slandic horse-litten trottings. I know, it was very interesting. It was the smutiest little trot you've ever seen. It's like, if there was a cartoon sound to it, it would be going, Tum tum tum tum tum tum tum tum tum tum tum tum tum tum tum tum tum tum tum tum tum tum tum tum tum tum tum tum tum tum tum tum tum tum tum tum tum tum tum tum tum tum tum tum tum tum tum tum tum tum tum tum tum tum tum tum tum tum tum tum tum tum tum tum tum tum tum tum tum tum tum tum tum tum tum tum tum tum tum tum tum tum tum tum tum tum tum tum tum tum tum tum tum tum tum tum tum tum tum tum tum tum tum tum tum tum tum tum tum tum tum tum tum tum tum tum tum tum tum tum tum tum tum tum tum tum tum tum tum tum tum tum tum tum tum tum tum tum tum tum tum tum tum tum tum tum tum tum tum tum tum tum tum tum tum tum tum tum tum tum tum tum tum tum tum tum tum tum tum tum tum tum tum tum tum tum tum tum tum tum tum tum tum tum tum tum tum tum tum tum tum tum tum tum tum tum tum tum tum tum tum tum tum tum tum tum tum tum tum tum tum tum tum tum tum tum tum tum tum tum tum tum We've got perfect hair. I love the horse hair. Like they have their own stylus for like horses over there. I mean got you know what Norway? You guys have it going on over there. I appreciate your work. Yes. Scandinavian horses are the way to go guys. So um, so then Mike is bringing snacks to the shore and then Jess is asking if lunch is at 5.30 and face like, well, I don't know, I think it's girls.

So there's just like organization happening because now people are getting onto the tendered, go to the shore to set up the snacks in a barn by where the horses are going to, et cetera, et cetera. Yeah, so she approaches the barn with Mike and Mike is like, nice barn. And she's like, Yes, it's a master's area that just could have cooked some food in.

Oh, this is my happy place. Oh, the mill, dude. The greens growing right out of the wall. Mmm. This is my happy place. A barn with a grill in it where I could have said, Toja, Toja. So So Fay, Fay then is like, Mike, don't eat any food because there isn't enough for everyone. As she says this with food in her mouth, she's really like

pouring out and then a custom mic eating the food. My half a loaf sticking out of his mouth. He does the cartoon thing where he sticks a fish in his mouth and pulls out the entire skeleton. So the guests, meanwhile, the guests are mounting their horses to climb music, because you know, let's blow decks. They got to be like, look at these idiots trying to get on the horse. And we're also because the horses are small. I just want to say horses, small horses get no just get no respect. I've got no disrespect. No, they get all the disrespect.

Because if you're a normal sized horse, it's like, you are beautiful, you are majestic, you are gonna go onto a special coin. But like the moment you're like slightly smaller than a normal horse, I was like, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, talk about like, for men who are short, it's like, oh, it's so hard being short because Tom and get all the respect.

It's like nothing compared to a horse that's not quite full size. Yeah, it's like you get it, you know. Come on shoes, here comes one right now. Celebrity beef, you never know if you're just gonna end up on TMZ or trending on Twitter or in court. I'm Matt Bellasife And I'm Sydney Battle, and we're the host of Wonder E's new podcast, Dis and Tell. Each episode explores a different iconic celebrity feud, from the build-up, why it happened,

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crafted narrative designed to sell albums? Follow this and tell wherever you get your podcasts. You can listen ad-free on the Amazon Music or Wonder Yeah. So Orianna is like, I read a question every day in high school and college. So, and kitty up. It's what I say to Lewis every day. Ah! Yeah, her horse is actually rode on stills.

It was quite the sight. Very coordinate horses. Yeah. Until the horse eventually fell and broke its face. It's just a wrap. That's when I stopped the question. So now that my face is continuing to set up this snack area and she's been like,

Mike, please cut those buns and put that humus in the bowl. Make it look nice. And he's like, make snack look nice. Mike, make it look nice and he's like, make snack look nice, Mike, make fancy bread. Okay, well you can try your best. Who must good? So one of the girls has to stop writing and like, oh my god, what's wrong?

And Ariana's like, I'm just not like the worst. And she goes, I'm shaking, I'm not comfortable. Just, oh okay, well, we'll just rock. Okay, we're gonna turn around guys and just rock. She's like, I'm sorry. I'm not comfortable. Just oh, okay. Well, we'll just walk. Okay, we're gonna turn around guys And just walk she's like, I'm sorry. No, no problem. I don't want you to feel uncomfortable Because this lady wants to finish we are going to turn around and just walk So I hey everyone just want to let you know that a member of your party is afraid of being on a very small horse right now So we're just gonna walk.

Okay, so please don't make her feel bad about the fact that she needs to walk because she's too afraid. Don't call her a loser. Just remember that not everyone did a question every day in high adventure. Okay. So back at the boat, uh, carries in the hot tub. He's up to eight. I think is this where he's in the hot tub. And then, uh, I don't know. I just wrote carry. I don't think so. I don't know why I would write that note. No, he wasn't in the he wasn't in the hot tub here. He was in the hot tub in between

charters, but he's checking something on the will house though. Okay, well just so everybody knows, my note says boat, carry, Jess Cook's meat. So then Lewis asks Jess what time lunch is. He's like, what time is lunch going to be? Half past eight. And she's like, whenever they get back, Lewis, life is a waiting game. So it's, I've got literally nothing happening in this show. I don't want to wait in vain for your love. So it's now it's 5.36 pm and the guests I've still not arrived at the barn. And so Jess is getting really impatient and phase like, I don't know

where they are. They're not here yet. So now Jess actually thinks that phase conspiring against her with the guests. Phase slowing down the horses. So Jess is like, um, oh wait, I'm sorry. Mike is like one minute. Oh yes,, where are we at lunch? I don't know the guest tonight here still no guest running late So Jess is with Casey and she's like all right, just forget lunch change lunch to dinner And she's like but you know what we should do we should have snacks prepared. She's fine. Let's do snacks It's like oh now you want to do snacks I know you fucking want to do snacks Jess now you do What snacks got to do got to do with it?

What snacks but a much smaller version of a full meal So she gives all the food for the guests to the crew She's like just go eat just take this down to the crew. She's like, just go eat up, just take this down to the mess. Fuck lunch, phase fucking with me. So get rid of all of this sludge, take it to the crew. In case he's like, Pee-yoda! She goes, yes, tell all of your accents

they can each have a bite of this. All right. Tell all your accents. Does Jess think that Faye is having the horses go down the full troll's dejan or something like that? Like, what does she really think Fei is doing with his horses? She really thinks that Fei is actively trying to keep the guests away from the boat right now.

Right, Fei who only wants to feed the guests is now trying to keep the guests away from getting fed. It makes zero sense. So now at 6.43 pm and face like well I'm gonna ask how long that'll be and orian is like I'm seeing a few minutes guys a few minutes oh the rhombus here I have everything Jesus Jesus Jesus Jesus come red good red the cheeses Oh, proper, proper army! Oh, dude!

Do we have any comments? Listen, Cheddar! Where's the Cheddar? Cartholemi being scared! Leaptic Cartholemi is coming! Get it ready, Mike! Hurry up! And he's like,

Bree! Wax on Bree! Me peel wax! No! You aint busy with what? And where have you been all your life? What are you talking about So they get all this stuff together and face like well, I'm not the chef that I cannot disappoint my guests and not have food for them it if

If I would have I have to find every pre-packaged food item on the boat. I'll do it And it just would have complimented what just would have done if she had any capital for other people besides herself! So the guest com and Fei tells the girl who's with Oriana. She is, what happened? And she goes, I just wasn't comfortable. She is, hmmm. Oh, so yeah! What you were with Oriana, so I get it. So is it just the two of you? So it's just, okay, so it's not even the full group. Well, we have a lovely selection of cheeses and crackers and Mike, why is there a shoe on the table?

You said snack! No, Mike, shoes are not snacks! Oh dear. So basically, you're the only survivor, are you, Caiara? What happened to the rest of them? Did Orianna start showing stuting pictures, did she? So So now everyone does actually finally arrived not too long after and the horses start like eating the horses The horses the ones that want to snack the most those horses start attacking the grass. They're like must grays now

They're all mics. So, uh, FaZe, like, well, hello, welcome to this barn. Um, what is formerly an outhouse is now a Bloody Mary station in joy. And they're like, we're hungry. Oh, yeah, I was afraid this was going to happen. And they're like, are Bloody Mary's edible? Oh, that's my worst nightmare. Is there anything solid to put in my mouth? Oh, dead, literally And they're like our bloody Mary's edible. I lose my worth like now. Is there anything solid to put in my mouth? Oh, dead, literally dead, breathing out of my eyes. It's like for a fourth thing, you know? No.

She did try. So, but me, she does actually have like a pretty sturdy selection of snacks there. Those are like some serious, you know, cheese plates and everything. So they're snacking, but they're hungry. And they had the pizza, right? So they've had pizza, and now they've had cheese plates and appetizers. But they're hungry. They is whack. That horse thing took way longer than it should have. And honestly, I would have been kind of annoyed because that's like a lot of time to be on the horse when I like

what's the point of booking one day on a yacht if you're going to spend five hours on a horse, you know? Yeah, this should have been cheese plate and drinks before the before the adventure, the adventure goes straight back to the bow and eat some pizzas. adventure. The adventure goes straight back to the boat and eat some pizzas. Yeah, I agree. It should have been like a little, little like ziplock bags, juice boxes, and granola bars. Something, yeah, come on. So they returned to the boat and there were cookies and hot chocolate without milk. Set out for them and so cases like is everyone happy? They're like what? This is every is everyone happy Huh who's hippie? Who are you calling hippie?

What bitch? This is oatmeal. Okay, you're still calling me happy So now Phase like is sitting in the crew mess. She looks exhausted. She's, this is someone who has been sitting in a cold barn for five hours. Okay. She's like, they got there, they got there at three, they left at eight.

Okay, it's been five hours. She looks, she looks like a cover of a Western movie, you know? So it's like just a pioneer woman standing on a mountain just looking over bareland that she's traveled 20,000 miles to get to on foot. Yeah, she looks like that painting Jessica's World or whatever it's called.

The lady in the grass reaching for the farmhouse. It's like, please just get to me home. But is it called Jessica's world? Or it's just a discount to destiny this world maybe Christina's world anyway, so shit about that Jess is like you look wrecked long long long long long Did that One day did they let us. Rome looked better than you after burning for a week.

And FaZe like, well they were good with what they had, all of the packaged food that I pulled out, like magic. But they did say, was that our lunch? And just as like, well it's not that there wasn't lunch, it's that there was a fuckup, because I cooked everything, and I was ready for lunch, except, and faces lunch should have been off board. And just as well, what happened with that then? She was, you didn't want to get many food, Jess! That's what happened with that! So Jess starts laughing, haha, haha, and walks off, because, oh my god, really, I'm not even going to get into that, that is pathetic,

and they go, it's true! So just tells us, I don't even want to go there. The guest didn't get food because you organized the thing so badly, like, sorry, but no. I love when just says like her version of like a like a yo mama joke, like, like like sorry but no. So she goes straight to carry the tattletail and she's like can I have you for a second. Fa is now blaming me for not having lunch. She's completely spinning it around and he's like well is it personal or is it adventure? And she's like well it, it's no she's down in the creamess yelling at me in front of everyone It's like, okay, no she's not and that was just Orianna who was there who was also working with her So how was her witness the effuntum?

Okay, Jess and I actually really like Jess, but man she really loses that this one So she's like, I mean, it's just tacky behavior carry So he's like, well, I want these girls to cooperate. We're almost there. Just cross that finish line. A couple of more steps and you'll have a trip in your hand. It's just congratulations. You've had the... HECK THE CHAR! Of a lifetime! Da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da Oh no Nathan, Nathan, will you please set up this blue to speak us for me? She's always getting people to do little things.

And that's very good. I just think it's so funny that they put every single thing and they're like, God, she's really driving everybody to the point of madness when she's like, could you hook up a Bluetooth speaker? Like, whoof, say. You know, someday, you know, they may have a life partner and they may have kids

and to those kids I say I'm sorry because there you will be having to help fade with her Apple TV and it's not gonna be easy. I'm so happy. I just see a mother calling. I just want to could you have said that show time is not working. It's just I have to log in. I'm a tail locked in already So Mom you just need to press the share button Button with the arrow there's a button with an arrow going forward Then it's in the box. There's another one with the curved arrow. What's arrow do I push them? Well, you just press that. It says not recognize.

Mom, do you even have a showtime account? Of course. That's why I watch the good fight. Mom, that is paramount plus. Well, how would I don't know? Not saying that I've personally been down this path. I know none of us. So then, yeah, my dad, my dad was like,

hey, could you come over and help me hook up a sound system? I said, is it, and is it like an Amazon thing or a Apple thing? Because yes. And he's like, no, no, no. It's this thing, the guy who hung the TV. He told me about how I could have speakers. You know how like back in the day,

people really had speakers and I said, no, you need to call somebody. Oh, I'm not going to fucking help you set up your analog bullshit with 10 speakers all over your room. You fucking man from the 70s, 60s. No, no, I'm not. I guess I'll listen to it now through. The Alexa. You're welcome. So, let's see. So now, they're all hugging and they're having a nice time together in Casey Hugs, Mike. And she's like, oh, you do do so much, Mike.

I nominate you for lead decand. And Lewis goes, well, I'll send it to the top in writing, wink. So, um, Carrie brings fame up to the bridge. He's like, all right, short and sweet. Things are getting really hectic in the galey, and I'm much rather be down there and de-escalate things. So, face to face. She's like, alright. Okay, well, I don't want to go to Captain Kerry until I'm missing that. X, Y, Z, Loss of Peeping. But I think he picks up what I'm feeling and he can see I'm working really hard and trying to cover her.

So if he can fix situations that I can't, he will. So to that end, Captain Kerry, please, these headphones, I don't understand them. Could you please de-os relate the Bluetooth connection? Now listen here, headphones on sick of the drummer. They're like I told you he's a master, the mad is a master. I love phase attitude because she sees exactly what Jess is doing. She knows that Jess went up in tabletale because Carrie has not seen any of this. And she knows the best way to deal with this is not to go fight with Jess, is just to let Jess go crazy on her own.

And that's exactly what she does. Well played. And I also have to say, I'm surprised that Fei is not liked more than she is by people. She's pretty controversial, I think, for what I've been reading in comments and stuff. Yes. I mean, I think, for what I've been reading in comments and stuff. Yeah. I mean, I have a parade.

I don't have a fucking parade for a day every day. Every fucking day. I'm obsessed with a fay, but you know what? All this talk about Bluetooth headphones makes me realize that fay is definitely the battery reminder on my Bose headphones, right? Like, 70% live. Did you see who knew? It's like, yes, thank you, Fei. So, can you now connect it to your laptop? Who do you show to? Do you would like some lunch with that? Okay. Yes. Kind of. Or like when you're driving

like a newer car and it's like, oh, sorry, I was just telling you that someone could be walking in the stretch. I'm not really sure if they are It's possible that they could be You've You're into lanes at once now. Oh the car if you're ahead of you have to move just want to let you know So the guests are sitting for dinner and fake us into the galley and she goes is so Cheers The captain's gonna join us tonight in the galley. And just goes,

oh, why is that? Well, he just pulled me aside and said he wants to watch my service and stuff. So I guess she's eating a chocolate. I love that she's just like sitting there deliciously eating a chocolate while trying to get just to be like, yeah, well, I tattletailed. So I have no idea about... He wants to watch my service and stuff, so that's that, I suppose. And Jess said, just, just staring at the door as a guiltily, yeah, she's like, I will not fight over this. They carry a walk into the galley and he's trying to be like, chill, he's like, say what you got

over here! She gives gives like it's a mess Talk to me. What's going on? It's like it's all good. Everything is everything is fine. Well, that's not very convincing at all They hate it. They hate everything. Don't they I'm going to throw myself into this bitterly cold fjord And I'll be remembered as the chef who died in the icy waters of Norway. But they have nothing. So, Jess is just trying to make Fei look stupid because the captain's there. I mean, she's so transparent, right? So she's like, no, no, everything's fine. They're just very satisfied with their drinks. Very, very. And so then she write his casey to come serve and Jess is

like, Oh, so then we're good to go. Should I stop dating then? Yeah, you can't point anything out wrong when nothing wrongs happening. Get Jess? So Jess is, I like how, by the way, I like how Jess talks very much like she works in a haunted house. You know, oh, I suppose it's time for dinner. It's like

dun dun dun. So she there's like an asparagus moment because someone doesn't eat asparagus and fail for God who it was. So yeah, she's like, do you remember who eats asus and who doesn't eat asparagus and face like, hmm, Bluetooth speakers, go. Sarah, play back Street Boys. I like that there's like this moment of like, oh no, if he doesn't remember when it's like there's preference sheets on the wall, that she's clearly gonna jack, right? So then just as like, all right, take this

and pipe this onto the plate, a little bit like ice cream, or a soft doggy poo, however you prefer to think of it. And she's like, I did that one too big, didn't I? I just go, go! So they bring it out.

I mean, these guests are like the best, right? And especially the guys, the guys, I love the guys on there they're like oh my god jazz you did it again jazz yes and they're just so happy and so appreciative I think just to be off those horses you know so like you did it again Jess and she goes I try well you'll notice that there's Wagoo and there's also something on there that's Non-dairy it's like she's telling them off as she serves them like you paint in the ass So one of the ladies is like, um, can I also just say that I put on my preference sheet that I don't like asparagus and Dot dot dot

I noticed you gave me a little green beans instead of aparagus. Thank you. That's the attention to detail for me. And OK, that's what I like. And so everyone's like, oh, it's like a happy moment. So then in Currie's doing dishes. And they're just so happy. They're calling one girl goes, says that Jess is the Beyonce

of the kitchen for her. And then the gay is like, OK, she put my love on top in the kitchen Take the kids she puts my snacks on top Yes, it's the cat down to saving dessert Seth bullet Here comes one right now But... So, Orianna goes downstairs to go to bed and the guests all loved it, you know, and Faye is like, well, hello everybody are we good?

Excuse me, Trailed, you feel nervous when I stand over you, you always look so nervous. And he's like, I always feel like you're going to make an announcement. She says, Oh, I'm sorry, I'll just walk off. Hello, I haven't announced anything. Oh, God. I actually haven't announced, but that's what he was saying. What have you guys ever said? Please head upstairs to your silent diskills.

And featuring Luju, that Fords cutesy and Nathan So he the shaft tells not to shaft the captain's like in the galley on the peacekeeper and this is a UN peacekeepers mission Because what all in the galley just tones it down face miles more and everything just works Yeah, okay, you know the wall didn't just fall. You know what I mean? Like calm down over there. Oh, Mr. Golbachev. Take Dan is wall rock this. Mr. Golbachev, you better tear Dan this tear him a suit. So I like, they enters the kitchen. she goes, and then just glares at her and she goes, I was just breathing, even the smell. So the guests are changing for their disco and Nathan is in charge of the dance list or whatever.

And so he's telling us, like things are weird on deck with Seth and his big ego. So I'm glad to be on interior right now. And so he dances with the guests and they have a great time, you know, and so they all love him and hug him. And then it's bedtime. Yeah. So Nathan, it's like 1.30 a.m. It's an hour before a session. So Nathan walks into the room.

And from what I can gather, I guess he walked in and then like the light, he did turn on the light. Or I don't know what it was, but Seth is like, can you be a little quieter next time, man? I usually close the door behind me before it turned the lights on. No fucking disrespect for your roommate while sleeping, man. I've been tiptoeing here every single time and Nathan's like, bro, hey bro, real talk? Finish sleep. I'm not even on the other end of it. Finish sleep. And Seth goes, no, because you and he goes, no, finish sleep, man, because I ain't here for arguing seriously.

And Seth goes, all right, we'll just be quieter next time. It's like next time, approach me the right way. And I was like, um, yes. Thank you. That's all you need to shut, set the fuck up. You know, I love that Seth is this big asshole. But then the minute they stand up to him, he's like, Okay, he's like, well, but I'm pissed and they think it's them be pissed. That's all you just walks out. No He was so like Nathan was so annoyed justifiably so and

So then he's like in the galley's like all angry in case he's like he's nice and bitching and Jessica I love when he's bitching because he's like in the galley, he's like all angry. And case he's like, he's Nathan bitching. And Jess said, I love when he's bitching because he's bitching in Bahamian. He's talking so quickly, listen to how quickly he's talking. I'm like, well, compared to everything Jess says, everyone's like the, the micromancy's guy. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. I know Jess must always feel like she's the cat election. The way she talks. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha So, um, Nathan laughs and it's like, that's like, I'm here to smile and then Mike comes in and Nathan's like, I can't sleep because I have a dumbass roommate man.

You guys have to know, Seth is a fucking asshole. Mike Lewis Larky. Mike Lewis Happy. Okay, because that's because you guys have like nothing to say. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha So now Jess is finally getting into bed and Mike is like, Me wonder what happened? Were you there when Nathan stormed in? Nathan angry, Nathan like, ba ba ba ba, angry angry. In case he's like, well apparently Seth can't sleep at night. And so he starts swarring at him and Mike's like, me wish he no deck and lead. What had point of that day two, three, he bother me. I want that can't lead.

I want I want that can lead. So while Mike is basically gossiping, Seth just walks up the stairs right behind them and it's like, uh's like yeah, I heard my name and lead that count. So what's up? Oh, yeah You want lead that kind because yeah, cuz I wanted to be in leadership roles cuz I've been in leadership roles for years You you know need lead and says it's like still I wanted it though Power make ego bigger. Self ego mountain. Micros has a little torch and just aiming at it.

Seth, go away, monster in night. You go back to your land. Leadership position bad, bad, meme is cargo ship. So now it's the morning and a grab and a lady is doing a vlog on the front of the deck. I think you know we watch people do these like Instagram posts all day. We're on Instagram. You and I are both on Instagram all damn day watching people. But God I still crack up every time I see somebody making wine. She's like, yeah. And this is the end of our trip here on the Mercury and what a fabulous trip it was. I just think, oh God, you look like such an asshole. But then I'll walk right to the whole

foods and be like, look how freshly tomatoes are, everybody. We basically alternate into Grace Lilly. Wave a grape of a baby, it's a sidewalk. So yeah, so then Orianna is, Orianna and Fair waking up and Orianna's like, oh my, excuse me, are you trying to clean our mess, Fair, and Fair's like, did you say that to the bitch? You're not really cleaning it, you're just moving stuff around.

And so now it's drama, drama, drama, change into the white wig in a jock. Seth, Seth. All right, I want Fender's, I want one on the, one on the starboard, well, well, in one on the low blow, do, do. And they're like, okay, and he's not getting any answers. So he's like, nothing pisses me off more than what I'm making calls on radio. And hearing nothing in response. Lewis, carry to the bridge please. I won't fend us on the other side of that. Run and add it time here. Run and add it time.

Bro, bro, hey, hey, speed up, beat up, bro. Okay, sleep, nothing. What's going on? I can't see it in my way. By the way, this deck crew is really obsessed with like blocking all of careers vision They're basically just like painting the windshield like oh, I thought you wanted this It's like what are you fighting on there? Oh, it's a billboard. It's a billboard, sir. We sold this get some money for snacks then so yeah Lewis is like dick team to bow dick team to bow and Orianna here's the radio. She like, oh my god Lewis is pissed today. It's kind of hot He's not taller right everybody and then

Seth's like Mike push it push offender Mike and He goes port side do a port side and Lewis he's him and he's like, no, what's you doing? It goes on the other side. He said boy side. One on starboard, one on port side. Yeah, it's a lot of nautical terms happening and Mike's like, golden boy, no perfect after all. Golden boy, peel wax from Bree. Ha ha ha ha ha. Mr. Perfect. No perfect. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha is like, thank you guys, thank you so much for this amazing black excellence crew, uh,

drop tier experience. We want to give you guys, and there's a huge tip. And so this, they're so cute. And they get off and then they just all dance them off while they're on the, they're on the dock. These guests only did one thing wrong, which is that like as they're leaving, the guys like, we got to do this and they shoot off confetti on the deck and you know they were like, thanks, thanks for shooting off the stuff that we have to clean up, thank you so much.

That was great. So now tip meeting and carries like, guys, thanks for coming together. And that wasn't just to Mark and Lewis, who probably literally did. Now, Charter started off really tough. Sorry I got visceral there for a moment. But we all know it's happening. All right. So listen, next Charter, we need to be prepared as we can.

We're at the end of this, but you're only as good as your last day. So let's look in the baggy on the zip. Guys, we ended up with a hundred thousand Thomas Crown affairs. That's right. A piece of brawlsman for every day of the Ressier God damn lives. That's right. That's three thousand million different crowners or Norwegian. Fifteen thousand dollars000. This one's run a sigh, $50,000, in a shape of the form of herring fillets, but that's what they do here in Norway. So Nathan's like, that almost makes it worth it

to put that with Seth, almost. So, now they're cleaning. And now it's time for like already another preference you meeting, there's no turning around, turn around before this last charter. So the next person coming on board, the primary is a woman named Carol, and she is the, she is Singapore's most stylish woman. Says her.

Says Carol. Orn by Carol magazine, Carol magazine's fifth annual most stylish Carol in all of Singapore. and the winner is for the fifth year in a row, Carol! Carol's gonna be having a fashion shoot because she's no stranger to the luxury and she'd love a Katoor backdrop! Katoor? Katoor? What is this word? Katoor. Katoor. Katoor. Katoor. Kouture. Couture. Couture. Couture. Couture. Couture. Couture.

Couture. Couture. Couture. Couture. Couture. Couture. Couture. Couture.

Couture. So Lewis is like, oh dinner in a cave then. And if this sounds fun, underground picnic aid, Jess. Love that. Don't you, Jess?" And she's like, oh god, I love it when there's equipment for an underground picnic. And Lewis goes, oh, they have it, they must look at this, look at all the tables, Jess, you're going to have such a truly good time. Dye, dine asleep, little person.

Lewis is really trying to sell this cave adventure, but Kerry is the one, now it's Kerry's time. He's like, this is not your standard guest adventure. These guests have requested a picturesque backdrop for the adventure, so I'm gonna take them to the mystical marble caves. It's a gorgeous beautiful place full of adventure. On top of that, it's a five-star meal underground. So get ready for an adventure where you take an elevator down to a cave that has built in Lighten and nice dinner cell Quite an adventure This is unbelievable isn't it?

And Jessica's oh speak for yourself Well, I'm I'm I'm here to have some be there to help make it as Unbelievable and magical is possible. Oh my god, it's never ending with this woman. You know, I'm just sucking it up to get through it already. I'm sorry, you have to go underground. You'll survive it. It's your natural space to thrive anyway. That was actually a good one for you, I respect that. So, carries like, well, we can all sleep next week. So right now, I'm getting the hot tub. It's happening. I'm finally in the hot tub.

No, so he takes this hot tub and... And Lewis and Orianna are talking and they're like, yeah, what time are you finishing? Yeah, maybe we could have drinks. Oh, yeah, maybe we could. So he tells us, the time we've spent together is nice, but I don't know if she's interested in a relationship I'm just hoping we won't have to have that difficult conversation, but yeah, Orianna's got that horse girl energy I can hear it and then we hear the sound of horses name Yeah, and he's like you know It's a term that's given to girls who look after horses. It can be travel horse good energy because it's relentless, like, relentless.

Lewis has, what does Lewis have? He has like a scone boy energy, just like boys who bring scones places. Yeah, he has uncooked scone energy. You know, he has like resting scone dough energy. Now, that's all the triangles, but hasn't baked them. When he said horse girl energy, I died because you know from Texas, like I totally know with that. I didn't know it was how he described it, but like I think of horse girl energy is like that girl in class who's always got a pony on her trapper keeper and hair that's like way too long, but it's always like so perfectly brushed.

And she never really speaks to anybody, but her pants are a little bit too high up her waist and you know she's better than you, but you don't understand how somebody's so much better than you. Like, won't put product in their hair. It's like a very confused horse girl. And she garrips on reusing creatures. She garrips on recess. You know, I, there was one, there was a girl I knew that would do that too. like a very confused horse girl. And she garrips on reason creatures. She gallops at recess.

You know, there was one, there was a girl I knew that would do that too. She would pretend to be a horse at recess and gallop around on the field. No, these are like girls with horses. Like you, you know, there's mysteries, right? Cause they never really speak to you, but you know they're better than you.

You know they're classier than you and you know they're smarter than you, but they'll never speak too enough to know. And then years later, you meet them in a bar, and the other world, like not kids anymore, and you're like, oh my God, horse girls are queens. But back in school, you're like, what a mysterious girl and acid wash up to her rib cage.

What's going through her head? I just love how you robbed my galloping recess girl from her horse. You said, no, these are girls with horses. Because you're like, and you're my, I feel like where you, where you went to school, horse girls are just like idiots who are like, like, I'm out of the horse. Yeah, galloping around the cafeteria.

I'm like, there was like a literal girls. I just pulled them off on the side of my chest from laughing. Oh my god, I'm like, oh my god, I just pulled them off. You just got out of my chest from laughing. Oh my God, I'm like, oh my God, I really am in pain right now. No, the girls in my school, when I grew up, they were, they were, they had their stables for sure. But there were also the girls that like to be, actually be the horses. Yeah, those are the girls I actually became friends with.

The dumbasses who are like, look at the white. They weren't as mysterious terms up. So then basically they're going to go out on the dates, but neither one of them likes each other, but it's that below deck trope where they have to make two people in a season pretend so they can have this date seen, because it's in every season. We don't, I think it's time to retire this unless there's real sexual tension or like a real relationship,

but this Orianna and Louis thing, they're like basically saying on camera, yeah, that's, it's like, they're fine, don't really like them, but they're just like, what's closest? It's like a relationship by proximity, or it's still being forced to watch them have a date. No, we don't need this, we don't need this.

We don't need this. Yeah, that's needed to end here as ago. So, a Faye is in the mess on a computer and Jess is sitting in the extra her. You know, everybody's exhausted. So, Ariana comes in and she's like, um, okay, Faye, Lewis is asking me to get drinks. She says, well, do you want to go do that? She's, yeah, I mean, that would be nice. It would be cute. And Faye just, like, kind of rolls her eyes. And Orianna tells us, well, if I, if I had met him on land, I never would have dated him, but that's the thing about yachting. You create this little world where like, that's like all you look at. So you create these relationships you wouldn't expect. Like, there's little romance,

but it's not like I'm gonna marry him. She is so fucking rude. I can't even with her. Like, oh my God. She's not a fucking rude. It's like she's talking like she's in prison and that's the only mouth around. So she's, she'll take it, you know.

It's like, come on. But also, wasn't she dating the primary guest or like the guest of the primary guest from the like the first charter during all this time anyway? Isn't that like, wasn't she dating the guest of the primary, what? I got lost in the tree.

It's weird, I did not present it properly. It was not a clear tree. She, it came out that from the first charter, one of the, one of the guests from the first charter, who was not the primary, but the primary is friend, she wound up dating him and I think may even still be dating him and was like seeing him during this entire season. Oh, no, I didn't know that.

Wow, you go girl. A little bit of uninteresting gossip. No, that's interesting. That is interesting, because normally her thing is like, I like power. Yeah. Well, she found it. Because normally her thing is like, I like power. Yeah. Well, she found it. That's why they captains, I they captains.

So. Well, either way, she asked for, she asked for, she asked for, if she could come on this day and face like, yeah, and then she goes, I just can't imagine what you talk about. It just goes, you're on a rule today, baby. Finally, phase, worm to weigh into my heart. Oh, alright, get out of my heart. So Carrie, we get a weird Carrie segment. We're like, okay, you can go on a date and then it cuts to, oh, miss my kids.

When they were first born, I was going 10 months out of the year. And it's fantastic now that we can have chats and I can see him grow My 12 years old sis dead. I love you and it shows me pictures of What is learning and I look forward to seeing them, but I'm Growing and I guess it's here's a joy. I've never had tears a joy before That's noise Last time I cried this hard was when I got my first ever cassette of Inexess.

God, tears of joy. I mean, these shows, this is another below deck trope. I know. Where they get a man who on any other show, you'd be like, excuse me, you left your children when they were born and only see them every once a year? What the fuck are you talking about?

We'd be like, you piece of shit, but on below deck we act like they've been called to war, you know? Right. You pull things, being away on luxury lots, your entire child's growing up existence. So now Orianna and Lewis are going their date and they go to this restaurant and drink some pink gin and Lewis is like, do you think you'll miss me after we go? You're just going to miss my unit? What? And she goes, um, what do you want me to say now? So I don't ruin our date. He goes, is this a date? You tell me he goes, sure, like wow, this is the

chemistry is just really off the charts between these two right now. Yeah. And she tells us, well, I'll miss him in the sense that like, I'll miss his company, but like not in the sense that he can't be replaced with someone else. It's like, you know, how you, like, if you're sitting in like a chair that's really comfortable and you're like, oh, that was a comfortable chair, but you just know it'll be other chairs you can sit in in your life. Like, that's kind of how I feel about him. So then we get this clown music and we see Seth running all over the boat looking for phase T. He's like, what's phase T? And then he makes it and I'm like, is he going to get for the poop

on purpose? Like, are they pranking, Faye? What's going on? So then we go back to the date, and Lewis is ordering expressive, I'll have an expressive martini and Ariana's like, well, cheers to being like a good snuggle buddy, and you know, I'll see you sometime in the future, maybe. Like, why are you guys going on a date to celebrate the end of your relationship?

This is so ridiculous. It's just gets worse and worse, she goes. And let me know, like, if you want to come to New York, what surely you'll be in Florida? Oh my God, and you've got to stop calling me Shirley. Huh? Like, oh God, just cut. Just cut for the season.

I know. I say, roll the credits on the season. I know. He's like, I don't get it. So now Seth has predicted. he does bring Faye T. And she's like, ooh, no one ever makes me a cup of tea. Oh, you know, they say they're way too man's heart as to a stomach, but mine is with a cup of tea. That was the best thing that he's done all season. How does Faye attract assholes this much?

Because she told us her history is like running from terrible terrible fucking men And it's like the first terrible man that comes on here is like I want you and only you You're mine So he's like so what's wrong and she's like well, I love my job and I've tried to be content No, I don't care, but Trust me life is better when you ride with me. And he's like, oh yeah, I'm riding. I'm here.

Yeah, I got you some hot tea of riding tea. Is it fucked up? How much I love fey and how much I hate saith, but I'd love them together? Yeah, no, it's not fucked up. I can't help it. It is not, it's not fucked up. I like that.

I like that. I just like the idea of someone Being into fake, you know, like I like the idea of the world the hottest one too, right? Yeah, yeah exactly So I like that I like that. I feel like they would tame him But you know, that's like the most dangerous thing ever when you're like, oh my god I'm gonna totally change this guy. Oh, he's so broken. Can't wait to tape him back to God third. You know, I hate you now. I don't tell you what God. Yeah, that's why I hate saying that,

but I don't know, he's sweet when he's around her. I want Fay to be with like some hot ass movie star. Like I wanna like open up TMZ and find out that like Chris Evans is dating Fay, you know? Like I feel like I could see that, you know? Yeah. And maybe one day I guess time will tell. So it's bedtime and who cares? And then in the morning, deck meeting.

And there have been like, by the way, how there have been like 10 bedtimes in this episode, right? It's crazy, seriously. And every single one, this is the show that does it. They go, good night. So and so, good night. Good night, Tori. You have to watch every single one, this is the show that does it. They go, good night. So, and so, good night, good night, Tori. You have to watch every single one of them go to bed. And then in the morning, you have to watch every single one

of them get out of it. So, it's the morning. They're all cleaning. They're doing all sorts of stuff. Lewis is giving assignments out. And everyone's cleaning. The deck crew is hard at work. And Seth is like a sleep in the crew mess.

So, of course, K Casey takes a photo of it because just like Seth. And then meanwhile, out on the peer, Lewis is holding up some giant buckets and Nathan has a hose and is hosing down the buckets and Mike looks at them and Mike goes, Jogs! looks at them and Michael's, jugs. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. And so then KC,

C Seth, you already said this right, she takes a picture of him sleeping in the mess. So she's showing the picture to everybody. I think it's Torreana right now. She's like, this picture is Seth, and it's from right now. And I sent it to Lewis too. And lead Decan leading by example. Yeah, I think Lewis should know.

Yeah. So, um, so that's going around. And now it's, uh, now it's time to get into your whites and stand because in a line, because here comes Carol, the most stylish Carol in all of Singapore, and she is coming. And you know what? She actually is pretty stylish. I have to say, I thought she was going to show up looking crazy, like wearing like a garbage bag or something with a brooch, but she actually is quite stylish. And she's very spokesmodally the way she talks.

She's like, we have water guns. We would love to fill them with alcohol. They're not for water. Ah, thank you so much for having us on board. She's like Google translate, or like if you ask Siri to translate something, the way Siri does it. Or when you ask Siri to read a text message,

and be like, Carol says, we have water guns. We'd like you to fill them with water. That's possible. Would you like to reply? So then she's with this guy when she's like, these guns aren't for water. The guy's like, ee-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e One rule, have fun! You know Carol is like not a fun person. She's one of those people though, has like studied what fun man's, and so she does.

She goes through all the steps of like, this is what a fun person does. They bring wetter guns with tequila on a yacht with friends. Which makes it that much better when she gets shot right in the eye with it. She's like, oh! Care to reply. when she gets shot right in the eye with it. She's like, oh! Can't her reply? So, Jess and Fay, Jess is like, all right, Fay, what time tonight? Related locks should work.

Did you see they want family style for dinner? Well, it just means I can't get too creative from a table to a table decor then. And Jess tells us, family style family style is disjointed. And also like hello, I just put hot food on a plate by the time the food gets to the last person, it's cold. And then it just shows her throwing an afghan on the ground and anger. I mean, people are not passing that plate around as slowly as you talk. Okay, like the, but I'm sure the last person to pull the shrimp off the plate. It's gonna still be pretty warm. Yeah. Chef's got really dramatic

about things being cold. They're like that on top chef all the time, and especially on this show, they're like, it's been sitting for 30 seconds. It's cold now. Yeah. So then the guests are cheering more. Every time you turn around around they're like cheering and cheering So anchors down blah blah blah so the guests get in the hot tub and Lewis gets the water pistols with tequila and he passes them on a tray And so they're like oh yeah, we have a gun that we can shoot into each other Oh Sorry Carol's not a fun person. I'm a fun person, please. Oh, I get this out of my eye right there,

Mom, I'm fun. So then in the mess, it's Lewis and Seth and Lewis is like, Seth, we need to have a chat. Now, don't ask where this picture came from, but I was sent this picture this morning and it's like drama music Seth goes yeah Well, it's you asleep in the crew mess at 11 o'clock and then it's we just here Yes, oh I did it. It's like Casey. I did that So Seth is like I was not asleep my eyes closed. And I was for like 10 minutes or so that I was totally not asleep. And this goes, so the problem is that you decided to close your eyes here. So everyone saw it. And Seth is like, okay, um, but that shift, I can't fall asleep at 2, 3, 4 p.m. Like that's fucking brutal, especially if you're someone in a leadership position. And Lewis is like, I get it, but the other boys do it as well. So, you know what I have no sympathy, you know,

it's that, I, I, that doesn't realize this, but he's losing respect across the board. Friction, it's developing all around him. And Lewis is like, well, don't worry, you're still lead that can't just keep leading with that positive example. Luzah! So it's like, I got you. Wow. So then Jess is cracking lobster shells as only Jess would. She's like, crack. Crunch. May your shells be as broken as mine, back with the burdens that I carry. And Faes made three different kinds of what look like frozen drinks. She's like, well, this is a Pina colada. This is a great fruit leechie martini. This is a regular fruit in leechie martini with a bit of rubious liby.

And it's 8, 10, 10 minutes past dinner time. Yeah, so the guests are still in the rooms. And the boys eventually come out like the boys. The men come out around like 50 minutes after dinner are supposed to be. So everyone's sort of taking their time and Jess is waiting around the gallery and she's losing her mind.

And now it's an hour and a half since past dinner time. And now everyone's still waiting for the girls and the ladies. And basically we keep cutting into the women as they're like Primping we just hear their voices being like is this supposed to be worn like this or supposed to be like this Carol Do you have an answer Carol? Oh my god. She still has to kill an awry someone help Carol Oh, I got there during that like hilarious thing where women are like oh my god Like we don't even know what time it is because we just care about that

Yeah, and the guys are like boy man am I right? I would be so fucking on I would call a water taxi I would be I would be the five I hate this shit I hate when people pull this shit, but apparently they do that all the time Carol must be rich as hail To find somebody to stick around for that because I would be like Seriously and dresses like God's great earth. When are they going to be people there? So she's losing her mind. Although it's I mean, it's really boring to have to wait, but it's it's making

her go literally crazy. Yeah, because she's been pissed all day anyway, right? So Lewis is like Jess the cave has a huge kitchen just wanted to know she's like oh god were you guys might need to ask Seth to do it because I might just turn in my goat and she walks off and face like Jess the guys said ladies won't be ready until 10 o'clock and Jess is losing losing it. So they're served oysters first. It's like 10 till 10. And in the galley phase, like, well, I've told him 10 is ready, and but the men are hungry apparently,

but apparently for the women, it's fashion show night now. So they're doing that. So Jess has been waiting all this time, and I understand that's like very frustrating and annoying, but at the same time, you also can, it's like time that you can like sit down and hang out, but she's just been spiraling. So she goes, I've lost all motivation.

I just don't care anymore. I'm done. These guests are super hyper, and they're going to expect a really high standard, but waiting around for two hours for dinner, I can't motivate or inspire myself. I'm ready to walk off the boat. Might just make some stuff for macagees. Just calm yourself. It doesn't need to be this fucking dramatic. And she's like, yes, I can't do it. I'm leaving. And she's like, oh, you say this every this every time every time and you cook a great meal

so why don't you just skip this part and get the great meal. Like tonight is a bit different for you. Tonight is the night I fall into the volcano grasping for the ring that might have never been mine in the first place. So then Seth is wandering around the deck and he passes Nathan and he's like, hey Nathan, what's going on? You seem pissed and he tells us, yeah Nathan doesn't like me but I don't think he's, I don't think he sent that photo around based on the maturity level of everyone around me. Okay, the phase not going to do it or you know, it's not gonna do it.

Pulling went dumb enough to do that shit is Casey. Am I wrong? Am I wrong producers? I hate to say that, but Seth just showed more logic than almost anyone on the Traders. If we're quite sure it would be like, I know who sent me this photo. It was Captain Kerry. Like, no. Yeah. So I love but he did that. And so Nathan's like, I don't want to talk now. Let's just do the Sunday. And so it's like, okay, be right there, dude. I'm just fun loving said. Totally Jill with people opening doors and turning on the lights and no tonight. Totally Jill about it, bro. So the guests sit at the table and they go up to Karen's like, just say that Jess is losing it. She's absolutely losing it. So

Carrie's like, well she's got a fucking peel of the socks up. Okay, pull those socks right on up. Well, I think it's gonna be late night as well. I think she's going late. She's like, well it's your in. It's what happened in your end. It's not just wants to find problems with something. And say, well, I just don't want her to get frustrated and leave. And he goes, well, if that's what she wants to do, then she can get the fuck off the boat. And I'm trying to live for another app for that, you know. Well, I don't, I suggest electricity. Just have her put her hand in the sink and drop a radio in there.

So sometimes I'm just getting a car started, you know? So, so Jess is in the kitchen in the galley. She's cooking and Kerry walks in and she goes, you know, I've done this a million times. I'm just not in mood. I'm just over it. That's all I guess, enough. It's like, I don't care.

You have even, like, I don't care. You have even, like, the meal hasn't even started. Like it's one thing, if you were cooking the food and they're sending it back and asking for X, Y, and Z, but like, it hasn't even started and she's lost her mind. It's like enough. Well, it's been since the meeting. She's like, oh, gold, underground picnics.

I don't wanna do this. I don't wanna give pizza. I don't wanna give a snack. This is a socksie now. So it's just been over and then she's t to give pizza. I don't want to give a snack. This is a socks, you know. So it's just been over and then she's tattletail. She's trying to tattletail. And now he's saying that she's been the problem, you know. So he's like, small, get it done.

Bitching about it's not gonna fix the problem. And she just kind of nods and gets to work. So it seems like it worked. But she also acts like, she's like, fine, serve them this garbage. And it's like beautiful sashimi. Her standards that she has for herself are so high. So they serve it.

And then there's an issue, everyone likes it. And then there's all these scallops, like a seafood platter. And Fei comes with the galleon and say, Well, I'm not quite sure how I should see this. And she's like, well, they wanted family style. That means they serve themselves. It's not my fault if I had my way, I would have turned them a scallop per plate, but no it's family style, which means it'll be cold and really like the

fear that we sell in. Fagas, oh just shush, just shush already. So she takes the scallops and grabs the spoon and Jessica's actually quite ridiculous. So Faber rings out the scallops and she just starts serving them to people. It's fun. And care fun Carol is like, oh my god scallops how fun can I take a picture a little fun picture some I got a scallop in my eye

Yes, scallops just jumps into a rye. That's not funny scallop So then Jeff comes out. Yeah, she as well. We usually do it plated But it was requested family style, but tomorrow'll have lots of beautiful plates of pretty food. So you just came to tell them off, the fuck outta here, what is wrong with you? They're like, they go, thank you. Like, we don't care. I don't think they really care about that.

They're like, the food is being served to them, it feels nice. So, back in the galley, face like, Jizz, you didn't need to mention it. Everyone's fine. They're fine. Just, you made the comment, how am I supposed to be doing this? How do I serve this? So of course I had to go out there. So, I got a spoon and I waited out and I did it. It was fine. Have you ever heard of spoons? Saving spoons, it was fine fine. So Jessica knows her and faces away from her and Fajia's dancer with those uplifted eyebrows

on her lips first, you know, her power lipstick. And just gives her a look and then leaves. So it's dramatic music. And now there's drink orders and shot, shot, and leechy martinis and Jessica starts spreading out in the galley and she gets the radio and she goes FAKE FAKE

Please let me know what's going on FAKE Please let me know the fucking radio is not working She's like Mary Elizabeth Mashiantownio in the perfect storm. You're hearted right to the jaws of the monster, Fey. Please, someone tell me what's going on? What's happening? What's happening?

So that's- She's doing that. Yeah, she's freaking out. So Fey is doing shots. And so she tells Casey to do the shots and she goes downstairs and just comes up and she's crying. And she's like, what's happening, Casey? And Casey's like, I'm just making drawings. And she's like, what's happening Casey? And Casey's like, um, I'm just making drawings and she's like, God,

Faye, she just needs to tell me what's going on. Casey's like, well, I'll ask her and then I'll let you know. So that she goes downstairs then Faye comes in to get the shots and Casey's like, um, Jess is crying, no, Fagas, why is he crying? I don't understand why she can even get tequila and I like her. So then Fay goes down to the gallery and she's like, Oh, Jess, what's up now?

Have you been in your head again? No, I'm just in for it. I'm in for it right now. Oh, but we got two more fucking days to go. Come on now. Oh, look how she's gonna be. to go. Come on now. I think I like these. You're working, we're working with the living embodiment of a tater tot. And a horse girl.

Do these you could do is laugh at that. Come on. You think I like being in a bad mood? You think I like being exhausted and strong out? And angry at do people actually care about? I'm fucking that. By the way, I just want to mention two people. Oriana is not included in that get out of your own Anyway, I could literally walk off this boat right now And so

Then in she goes to the mess and Seth is in there and he's like are you you alright? You look like you're about to crack. And she goes, I am cracked. And he's like, oh, Jess. And he gets up and tries to hug her. And she's like, these guests bring out the worst in me. And I just can't anymore. Oh, I got it. I don't want to be.

I ate it. I'm tired. I'm tired. I'm on an inspired end time over it. I'm done. Hey, I know it might be a bad time to ask, but did you take a photo of me this morning by any chance? And she's like, I hate everything.

So she does the oil below deck, go into her bathroom, shut the door, and then curse everybody out while her mic is still on, you know. Yeah. So then Carol pulls Face ID. Carol's just been given orders from the producers to do this and Carol's like, sure, I can totally handle this. I'll have a very smooth and normal scene. Okay.

Hey, say, I won this competition in Singapore called the most fashionable Carol and all of Carol land. I'm their top designer and I'm showing in Paris Fashion Week. So this is the debut of my own brand of Carol Land. I'm their top designer and I'm showing in Paris Fashion Week. So, this is the debut of my own brand, Carol Jen. So I want to do a campaign shoot. Care to respond? Oh, you asked me to respond. Oh, that's nice. But the models.

Oh, your dress is running for something. Office of some kind. No, a campaign shoot for the most fashionable Carol of all carols. I created two dresses based on Norway. So I just want to make sure a photographer was booked. Oh really? That's how fancy you are. She's like, you created you created two dresses and didn't bring a fucking photographer for this very important campaign. You're gonna hire off Craigslist for this, Carol. I know you're gonna spend at the local port. It's gonna go, come on with his, Advantage camera.

And... Come on, Carol. So, face like, oh yes, yes, we do. Yes, we have a photographer. I'm sorry, I didn't get that. Yes, we have a photographer. I'm sorry, I didn't get the, oh, we have a photographer. I'm sorry, I didn't get the,

we have a photographer. Great. And the models, who would they be? I'm like, Carol, you're not even controlling the models for your look. Come on, Carol. And face like the models, we really need you guys to model the dresses.

And face like, really, it's not everything. Someone asks you to be a model, especially when you're under five foot. This is gonna be tricky. Now tell me this power lipstick doesn't work. But at the same time I can still turn this hugely complimentary opportunity into a huge dilemma because now it will be down to girls and our final excuse so the producer asks for if she's ever wanted to be a model and she's like well not a runway model more like a playboy I have more of the kids than a playboy than the runway don't I'm as mature and she really does yeah she does I could see it do it do it I'll do it back do it I said yeah yeah do it so um so then Fay tells Ariana

the car the carl wants them to model and she's like I mean I don't know why we all look haggard as he so then uh Jess just goes to her room and starts telling Casey about the evening and how she's like really mad that Kerry came into the GAL, which is, I'm extreme, I'm intense, but act like I'm throwing knives. I've never thrown knives at anyone, anyone ever. I am not dramatic. God, I can throw myself into the Norwegian countryside. Just let me on fire and send me into the trove's deejan. Oh my god, all because the captain told her to pull it together. She's freaking out. So then we see night camp of just just tossing and turning all night and able to sleep.

And then in the morning she goes, being snapped at is not a fun experience for anyone. And so Carrie's like, just make me into BritFranca! And so, she goes up and...um, she's like, good morning. She's like, morning love. She's like, well, everything just came to a boiling point yesterday. And he's, well, we are in control of our feelings. And we are in control of how we react. Now the girls can't feel like they're walking on eggshells right, it's a real big spiral

and it's not on us, it's not a zipline kind of a spider or a horsey ride a spider or any other spider like an ad- DEN-SHA! Kind of a spiral, it's a very sad spiral that's bogging everybody, so cook the shit! You know what, Jess is there who is when she's needed the most. For instance, the other day I was like, hey Jess, can you turn on the radio? I'd like to listen to some silver chair and she said, get the fuck out. I needed to say much of that moment didn't come through.

Lizzy and Lizzy and Jess, I don't want any more negativity. It's borderline intimidation what you're doing down there. And I can't accept it. The way you're talking to the other staff is not acceptable. People are scared of going in the gal. Ah, she's like, well, maybe I've come to the end. Of your other yachting experience because this shows how it doesn't bring me joy anymore. You know what brings me joy? Nothing. Trick question. My rule, if it's not a fuck yes, it's a hell no. If it doesn't bring you joy, don't do it.

This is made it apparent that this is not where I need to be. Listen, you fucking goofball. I knew it when I saw you stretching your goddamn ankle above your head and breathing deeply. The whole world doesn't revolve around your fucking joy. Nothing does. Get to fucking work and earn your goddamn paycheck like everyone else. The world isn't here to inspire you to work. It's your goddamn job. Stop your crying. Yeah. Get a curler through your hair. Some lipstick on those lips and report for duty.

I just love that Jess's philosophy is if it's not, if it's not a fuck yes, it's a hell no, because it makes me think about all the things that she has done that she's enjoyed, like going to get coffee with KC. It's like, I'm getting coffee at a little shop at the port. Fuck yeah! That was a fuck yeah moment.

That's a fuck. That latte was a fuck yeah! was a fuck yeah moment that latte was a fuck yeah oh I just downloaded candy crush fuck yeah so silly so next week is the season finale of the So I don't even know what's coming up after. I don't know if they're going to start below deck Australia or whatever, but below deck great lakes or something like that or below deck, below deck, below deck swimming pool, below deck Batamush. I don't know people fighting over like who has

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