Watch What Crappens - Below Deck Adventure: Cave The Best For Last

Episode Date: February 1, 2023

On the season finale of Below Deck Adventure (S1 E13), Jess must decide if she wants to cook in a fancy cave or throw herself into the fjord. Plus, Carol, the most stylish woman in Singapore, makes the stews wear tissue paper dresses.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Hi Ronnie, how are you? Hi. I love you. I love you today. My love and, so how's everything going? It's very cold here in Texas. It's a big Texan freeze over here. Yeah, I see that you're You're having an ice storm which is funny because

Last night I was thinking about the movie the ice storm. It's like I manifested it There is a night pass that you don't think about the movie the ice storm. That's true I know why are you just you just really just robbed me of all the specialness at that moment. You're like, you're like, it's icy here, and I found an identical set of twins for me. Which, I'm a soap set. So it's really icy out there.

My gosh, it's scary. You know, the Texas is so extreme, I guess that's why I like it, you know, because I'm very extreme. I mean, they're like really happy or super pissed off. Sometimes both things within 30 seconds, but yeah, the weather here's nuts. It was like 65 and sunny, I was out like,

hi home goods, hi, raw stress for that target. Good to see you buddy. And then the next day they're like no one like No one leave your home Everyone stay in the door the dog won't even go out there poor thing tried to go outside to go potty and just slit and was like no Oh, no, I will poop on your face before I poop out here. And he's just in here looking up at me like I did something to him.

But, you know, what are you gonna do? It's Mother Nature, cash speed. Well, you know what I say, when there's an ice storm, make sure to fly into it because that's basically what I'm doing. I, we have a show on Thursday night, and it is happening. That show is happening. This is, we are not going to let any sort of bomb cyclone

or bomb ice storm. Technically, the weather channel, cause the weather channel is so ridiculous, they named it, cause the weather channel name storms, really only hurricanes should be named, but the weather channel, and always trying to like whip up a frenzy, has name storms, and the weather channel has named

this storm, Winter Storm Mira, and they even include like a pronunciation so we don't say winter storm Mara it literally has a thing that says like pronounce it like Merra so actually maybe it is Mara like Kate Merra no you know I think it is Mar, because it had like capital M. She's very pretty. I think like Kate Mara is a very pretty out store. We're just talking about her. Yeah, I like her. She was in House of Cards. Yeah, she's very lucky. She was like, you know what?

I'm gonna start, I storm and nobody's gonna stop me. Kate, not even Kevin Klasmer. It's a remote-up playing, Kate Mara. Kate Mara, you know, I once got a catfished by someone on that old, there's a whole website called Connection. It was like a gay social networking website that was bringing people to use it for dating. And the guy who catfished me,

part of like his stick was that he said that he was really good friends with Kate Mara. And I always think about this fake person. I was like, that's such a strange, unique detail to add into your fake persona. Yeah, I used to know a girl who went around bragging that she was friends with Adrian Grini-A. Grini-A. Which, you know, this is cool, I guess. But like she literally mentioned it all the time.

I saw her at like the video store one time. I mean, this is how long ago it go, was I was writing a video. And so yeah, you know, I was just hanging out with Adrian. You know, Grenier, you know we're best friends, right? Yeah, so there was that. I always thought that was just the funniest thing. Every time I see him, I'm like, oh my God, if I ever see him in real life, I'm gonna go up to him

and be like, oh my God, you know this girl from Improv. Well, you know what's wild? Is that I actually do know a girl who knows Agent Grinier and we went to his house once and this was gotta be 11 years ago and he was very lovely but he was so actory. In the sense that he had like a garage full of musical instruments and I remember he was giving us

a tour and we walked in and he handed me some drumsticks and he goes, go play. And I was like, okay. So I was like, well, I play rock band, I could do this. And then it was like a Swedish model was there and she got on the piano. And then I was on the drums. Like turns out drumming is not as easy as it seems

when you have a whole drum kit. And we're making some weird elementary school... Like, fucking dick of book! And he was like, Sir Liz in the center of the room just swaying back and forth with his eyes closed, like waving a stick of patooly. No, but he had a guitar that was draped around his neck, and the guitar was draped around his neck all night long

and he never played it once. But he was very lovely. Like he was so nice, but it was so Lucian people usually are you know, well, I brought my and also my friend my my friend was was with us Sylvia and Sylvia barely knew who he was and basically he The place was also kind of like, the outdoors was kind of crazy looking and she was like, oh, did you just move in here?

She kept on nagging him by accident. And he was like, no, up in here for four years. And then she told him that she doesn't believe in television. I don't believe in television. Even though he's a television star. Oh well, it's a thing. You know, it's like Jesus. You don't have to believe in it to be true.

Okay, I watch it. I just like the way that you just kept I'm dismissing him basically. Yeah, I feel like that's how you should be if they dream great and yay. You know. All right, let's get on to this because we're actually doing a show here.

We are doing a show here. So the point is this show in Austin is actually happening. I have two different plane tickets to make sure I can get in regardless of the weather. It's going to be happening on Thursday night. We are starting the tour, Thursday night in Austin at Emo's. By your tickets, the ice will be over by then. The roads will be clear. The next night in Dallas, we will be there at the Granada Theater.

And often we will be recapping real housewives of Miami. And in Dallas, we'll be recapping real housewives of Salt Lake City, both the most recent episodes. And then after that, the tour will continue. We go to Phoenix, Arizona. Then we go to LA for the Golden Crappies. The voting ballots is going to be coming very soon. So keep your eyes and ears open for it. And then after that, it's going to be Charlotte, Atlanta,

Denver, Salt Lake City, Seattle, San Francisco, Toronto, Philadelphia, New York City, Washington, San Diego, San Paul, Chicago, Columbus, Boston, and the Foxwoods, Resort, and Casino. And if we're lucky, maybe we can do a pop-up show in Adrian Grenier's living room. Oh my God, with the guitar around his neck. Yeah.

And also you playing the drums, LOL. It was hard. I would never pick you as the drummer of the band. Well, it was, yeah, it was really, it actually, you know what he had? You know what he had in that, when we were making that music He had one of those giant drums that's like on its side and he had a big mallet and he every every time with then he was just oh no

Oh True story everyone true story oh my gosh, okay. Well here we are with some below deck Not only some below deck. It's the season of Finale of below deck adventure. Yeah, every adventure must come to a close. The paragliding couple has to eventually land on the ground and here we are. The, the final episode of this odd season. I mean, I've actually enjoyed adventure a lot more than I should have, but I think it's because the casting has actually been really excellent on it. But like, the show itself is like very dreary and wet and cold at all times. And like, it's not a show where I feel like I am escaping into adventure.

In fact, the show doesn't make me think of adventure really at all. It just makes me think of like putting on a jacket. But I mean, Fay, Jess, Captain Kerry, like wonderful casting choices. Yeah, I've been enjoying this one, uh, fully caveman, Mike. I mean, I love the hazy people except Ariana. You know, but even she's good casting. She's just annoying as hell, you know. But if there's not something that fills me with rage I won't watch so you know, I'm thankful for her Casey's crazy accent which we get extra of today, you know, they give us more just for the end So yeah, I enjoyed it too. So let's get on with it. We are in

You know the coldest place on the goddamn planet having a vacation and We're with Singapore's most starlish woman having dinner in a cave. Michael home. Michael home. Michael safe. So um but before we get into that cave, Jess is still in the middle of her meltdown and she's been summoned into Captain Kerry's wheelhouse And he's basically like what the fuck and she's like you've made it very apparent to me that this is not Where I need to be and I'm I'm done working. I'm just over it. I can't do anything else So fucking horsesheets speech. What's he gonna do for me? I don't care. I don't go She's down downstairs like I sell go a planda

And so she walks off and then carries like five five come to the bridge come to the bridge like lipstick ready Skeptons Last fucking date last fucking charter anyone from this case is gonna be offering Last charter last chance anyone from this guess is gonna be offered a modeling gig. Fine, go, we got it. She thinks she's just going to walk off this boat while the most stylish woman of all of Singapore's onboard. Fine, we got it. So he's like, oh, it's all going to come out right now.

Do we have a shift? Or do we not have a shift? And she's like, oh, she's just so much fucking drama. She deserves to be meable for all the drama. She's got going on. He's like, well, if she can't get a shit together, then she can get on the next boat to, well, I don't actually think there is an explode, actually. I'm just staying in a mario until the two days

of decent flying weather come back. Unfortunately, the Fjord Explorer is booked for us, so just we'll have to wait for the Fjord fjirline to come around. By the way, I wanna say that I believe that Faye actually said that she deserves a Grammy Award for the performance, which I thought was funny because there are so many Grammy categories

that I actually do believe that there would be a Grammy for like best performance via chef in a yacht. You know, spoken word album. Sweetest tone via chef on a yacht. Oh, so sweet. Like, ding, ding, ding, ding. Who wouldn't want to know that glorious deadpan tone that she's got I love it. I was adding achievement in Norwegian incantations. So face my chieftain in pronouncing and achievement in pronouncing um, Lingguini. And today we've got to crowd. Lingguini. Oh my god, yes. Play the quick package again.

Taylor Swift has really the like and the winner for best pronunciation of Laguini. My friend, Jess, the chef. She's like, lip syncing to all of Jess's lines as the clips play. She's like lip syncing to all of Jess's lines as the clips play. She's like, I think we need you. Dancing awkwardly. Like in her hands, arms around. Yeah. So he's like, all right, Faye, you need to just take over. She's, all right, wish me luck.

So Jess gets on the phone with her healer and you know, she starts talking about how I've walked away from jobs that don't align with who I am. For instance, the time I was on a cruise ship and they wanted me to not only be the chef, but also an Annie Lennox performer. I don't understand why, I think it's just because they literally heard me say Why In the galley Walking on walking on broken lingueen So I love that you said she called her healer because I did not realize that it was her healer.

I just just like how she calls her friend or something but her healer. Come on now, you're calling your fucking healer. Tell her, yeah. No, jazz. It's always those who are like, I can no longer deal with it. I must call my healer so who have she be any Linux so it's also will be a circle of life hmm she's like if something doesn't line up with who I am and I'm not connected to it I have

no problem walking away I've walked away from jobs before and it's okay. No, it's not okay And what kind of world do you live in that just walking off the job when you're When you're on an enclosed space where there's just not other people to step in and replace? What like what is that? What is that? Okay. What did that become? Okay, man? You're too old for that You're in the middle of a fjord in Norway. You can't just walk off. You actually literally can't walk off. So then, you can't even swim off.

There's no way out. You're trapped. You're literally trapped on this. Unless someone's gonna parasail your ass. Somewhere else. You're stuck here. You're stuck. So then carries like, Oh, Creep, oh, Creep,

Sheffy's down. So let's rally round five for the adventure. So then, Mike is very concerned about this. He's like, What? Drama? Around breakfast. Breakfast, drama.

Mike's scared. Um, Oh, Creep, Oh, Creep, Jesus damn, Jesus damn, rally round faith. For an adventure! Mike copy.

Mike, Mike rally, Mike support. So faith like Casey let's do some mimmersas, so drinks and muffins are delivered and they have decided that lunch will be sir, fake up to the guest she's like soon We leave it to our 15 and lunch will be served in a cave Hopefully So then Orianna is like one day to find a chief stew in Norway Doesn't sound like an easy thing Thanks thanks for the Thanks for the like 1980s teen sister sitcom commentary. I know. Just Orianna, just don't we say to make that

Friday sister comedy? I know, like fresh out of step by step, it's Orianna. Both coming, both coming. So the boat is coming and you'll explore. Lewis is like Seth and Mike, give it a give star, but it didn't help the guests. Should we take that for you, sir? And he's like, no, this is my wife's luggage for later. This is for later. And I was like, who I hope they showed that

so they bring the wrong dresses. And then, Fay and Casey have to like make dresses out of whatever they can find in the cave. Yeah, I was hoping that was gonna be a plot point too, especially because of the general ineptitude of the deckeys, but unfortunately it wasn't. But then we cut to Jess, she's now in her uniform. She's put on her black uniform,

and she's standing at the door, like, she's literally about to appear in a scene of a few good men. Like, she's about to be in the courtroom or something like that. I know, she's in the bathroom. I was like, now just to testify against Jack Nicholson. No. No. No.

All right. Let's go. Let's go. So she makes it happen. So she makes it happen. Yeah. So she makes it happen. So she makes it happen.

Yeah. So she makes it happen. Yeah. So she makes it happen. Yeah. So she makes it happen. Yeah. So she makes it happen.

Yeah. So she makes it happen. Yeah. So she makes it happen. Yeah. So she makes it happen. and goes in there to let Jack Nicholson have it. I can't handle the truth. It's like, no, that's not how it goes. So then Kerry, so he goes up to the wheelhouse and Kerry sees her and goes, well, are you still here? Get out of my face, there's a few more explorers there. But you. And now she's acting like she's on the actor studio.

She's like cross-legged. She sits in that chair way too casually for someone in his quet. She's real casual, just crosses her legs. He's like, why are you still here? She's like, because I made a commitment, a commitment to stay here. And I know that the way I conducted myself wasn't correct, but I was over it.

I didn't check myself. Therefore, I wrecked myself. So I've regrouped and I've come back. Anyway, I do hope you enjoy my performance in Taaar, a wonderful film of that lady, who gets up to things, who gets up to things. I don't know my role yet, but I do understand Something has my panties in a twist and it has something to do with the cello

I find that when you take on a new role such as my role Tar That you have to think about things and wonder and contemplate and that's what I brought to the film You know thinking about that name tart. Why is it tar with an accent over the a how else would you pronounce it? Well, are there alternative ways to pronounce that? It's probably for like Americans It's probably like okay. We got to put an ax on there because America's probably say, hey, just see that movie Tay-R. It's a fucking tear.

Well, I think that is, I think the accent really is the difference between Tar and Tar. I think the accent gives you that, Tar. I haven't seen Tar, I wanna see it. I know Kate Blanchett, isn't it? I know nothing about it except it has something to do with maybe like sexual harassment or cancel culture and a cello.

And either way, I really feel like just on that basic information just clearly is in the movie, right? Like she clearly has a role. She's like, she's on Viola, you know, and she's like, oh, did you hear about, oh, she's sexually harassed someone. I'll tell the second string. Oh, is that what it is? Oh gosh.

I don't know. It just looks like Kate Blanchett's very upset and then there's a lot of music and then there's a lot of reviews written and that kind of cursive font that you can't quite read, but they just like bold the words brilliant a lot. Okay, it's a psychological drama film and the film charts the downfall

of fictional composer and conductor Lydia Tar. Oh, I thought it was actually a biopic. Oh, it's a fictional composer and conductor. So based on just the log line of the downfall of a fictional composer and conductor. It's a fictional, that's why there's a fictional accent over the A. Yeah, so I am going to say for sure, Jess is definitely playing a role in this movie.

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day was shit shit. So, let's try to start a deal do we'll look back and we'll be on a high and she's like well When you're in states of heightened emotion you let things get the better of you and then you calm down and you tell yourself Okay, fulfill the contract Okay, fulfill the contract. Yeah, so Cara's like, everyone guess what? The chef is no longer down, she's up and she'll be joining at the cave. And she's like, oh, thank God, I was just about to plate some handy snacks for these people. Fates at the can opener. Oh, sorry tuna, you don't have your day another time.

I'm sorry, Mr. Bumblebee tuna, I'm sorry I made you put your hair up for this, this we won't be needing you. So, Lewis is like, they're packing the guests and all the stuff for the cave adventure onto the boat and Lewis asks Jess if she's okay and she's like, I'm Gucci, let's do this. Oh God, you're Gucci too, can we not? Can we please get rid of that below deck? Slang? Slang? Yeah, like terminal, like yeah, get it, just vernacular, that's what I was going for.

I don't approve of this below deck vernacular, that is some Malia shit. Can you keep your Malia shit out of my adventure? It's funny to me when Jess uses slang, because I feel like when people use slang, there's a certain level of joy that, or playfulness that comes with it. So she treats it so seriously, like,

I'm Gucci. This is like, okay. So I'm ready to rumble. And this today she does have a lot of slang, you know? Yeah, because she's trying to be like, I think, upbeat and fun. She's like, this is fun, Jess. Because I need to repair my image.

Much like Lydia Tar. Mm-hmm. Much like chapter three of the film, when Tar starts telling people their cello concertos were the bomb.com. So, today, the guests are going underground. The marble caves are just gorgeous. It's just the perfect backdrop for the third issues.

Not to mention that there's a state of the art she has kitchen where just can happily prepare lunch. Maybe a finger's cross. I'm like, please stop trying to sell this like it's an adventure. This is a fun adventure. You guys are going into a fully... whatever the version of retrofitted, or whatever you call like an interior-tecarrated cave. You guys are taking vans into a cave and having lunch. And there's a lot of stuff that's going to be slightly underground.

It's like covered parking, you know. You're having a photo shoot in a tourist destination. But we all get to experience where Mike is from. So we're down, down, downtown like Julie Brown. Who I'm gonna write that one down Julie Brown got us so they go down to the cave and Mike's like no cave midtown tunnel Mike feel warm Mike feel home So Mark feel home so Face like so wake away do get everyone everyone get out of your cars. Okay, come here

Everyone tastes some of the water from the cave because the freshest purest water you'll ever drink and they're all drinking some water from like a hose That's in the cave and I get it like getting the two people go pee pee It's a game you stupid idiot. It's her game. You stupid idiot. It's her and Yorring. I mean, herring Yorring. I don't need to drink water from the cave. I like the, I like the snowing that my water has gone through some sort of like filters and things like that, you know. Yeah.

Me too. I mean, I don't think if we look back to cave people, you know, I don't think any vests are gonna be like, God, I wish we had their teeth. Look, I'm okay. I'm okay with the filters. You know, get some fluoride in that shit. Let's do this. So, just goes to the kitchen and she goes, oh, okay, let's go. Seafood, extra like odds are. So, they go in and says, say, what do you need for me? I'm here, I'm the man I own this cave. And she goes, come on, Maryland.

Show us what you got, emphasis on Mary. So then, Fae Meanwhile, I was trying to get the photo shoot organized. And she's like, oh, it's time for us to do some photo shoots. I'll get first. Then I'll send Casey. And Casey's like, well, I'm really not a model material. She's like, look at me. And they laugh.

And now- And I'm- And I'm- And I'm- And I'm- And I'm- And I'm- And I'm- And I'm- And I'm- And I'm-

And I'm- And I'm- And I'm- And I'm- And I'm- And I'm- And I'm- And I'm- And I'm- She's just wearing this big bulky jacket and I don't know. She's like, do I look like a minor? I'm, do I look like a model, I should say? So Mike and Seth are helping Chuck and Jive or whatever. And Mike is like, do the Chuck and Jive. They're all just dancing in the kitchen. Yeah, they're just supposed to be cracking the meat out of various claws like because there's a lot of crap stuff. And so Mike's like, what happening? And so Jess is like, Exhibitay, take the meat out of the claws. And so Mike goes to reach for the meat. He's like,

these? And she's like, what's your hands, caveman? I want hands. Hands pretty. No. Wash the hands, Mike. Mike, watch hand. Mike, that goes my hands. Mike! Water hot! Oh, water hot! So scary. So Carol, the most fashionable woman in Singapore, shows Faye her dress.

And she said, you're out this is your dress, and is supposed to be the glaciers of Norway. That looks like the exterior of LAX. I mean, I don't know what you were going for, but it's not working. It looks like those big LED pylon things outside LAX. Yeah, it was giving me aluminum siding a little bit. Or like, like that certain candy a little bit or like like that.

Certain candy wrappers. I don't know. It was not not not working for me. But you know what? It's like I tell all people who were asleep, enjoy those dreams. Joy. You do certain dreams too. She's showing at Paris Fashion Week, okay? So how dare you? Her dreams are achieved. I mean, she's not necessarily going to be anywhere close to the fashion houses. She'll be in suburban Paris. She'll be in, you know, Wenetteca Paris, Wenetteca France. Yeah, we know all about that, okay? We'll just have our own South by Southwest. We've done it before. As people who have been adjacent but not part of festivals before, we know you're up to Carol, who literally still name our shows like we're in the festivals.

We have no shame. You got to be fair. To be fair, we thought we were in the festival and it turns out we were not so much at all. You were just around. We were just, we were like on the side streets. We were on the side streets. We were on the same streets. They allowed Jack's to roam.

Whatever those really. Yeah, so here we go. So Carol, Shes the dress. The guys, all the guys really do is yell and take shots. The guys are just always hanging out together and be like, let's take a shot and then they all take a shot. Or when there's oysters, they're like, oh my god, there's a noisder. And then they all take a shot of an oyster together and be like, let's take a shot and then they all take a shot. Or when there's oysters, like, oh my God, there's a noister.

And then they all take a shot of an oyster together. And yell. Yeah, they're pretty happy with that. So if they get into this ridiculous dress, she's like, ooh, I feel like Cinderella. I mean, usually I'm cleaning toilets and mopping floors, but now I'm doing it in a ridiculous dress. Yeah, and so Mike is playing with the talent still.

And Jess is like, please keep the clothes nice. I'll deal with the clothes. You like clothes? Yes, I love the clothes. He's like, Crabat, Crabat look funny. Crabat, Crabat, Crabat. Crabat, Crabat, Crabat. I'm like, I'm counting on them, please.

He doesn't understand because she's is trying to like, take the claw off and she like pulls it away from him and then she she shows him how she does it which is that you keep like the tip of the claw intact and then but the meat sticks out and then you pull you use the claw to hold it and then you pull the meat out, you know. And Mike is like shocked.

He's like, but, but the cloth don't do nothing. And she's like, no, she's like, Mark, you use it to eat the meat. No, cloth scary. Cloth bad. Cloth bad. So, now Casey models and she's modeling hilariously. Like, he's standing up against the wall and just like giving dirty looks to everybody.

It's really funny and she's actually really good at this. She's got the resting bitch face things. Man, have you eaten yet? You should look at this one. She's giving everyone a dirty look and she's like, yeah! Yeah. And FaZe keeps looking over to the table which is empty because no one's eating

and she's getting annoyed. And she's like, my, most of my job is fitment managing just. I'm panicked that I'm away in modeling address and I have no idea how service is going. He's not basically going through my hand right now. I'm like, that's just like Cinderella like when she went to the ball

and was dancing with Prince Charming but then stepped away to check on the kitchen staff to make sure everything was, you know, all the food was coming out for the ball, you know. Yeah, so then Mike is still trying to deal with cells. He's like, she's hard. And just as like, well at this point everyone in the game, everyone just come play. Let's do it. No one's gonna ever get food. Come on. So we were back to the girls modeling and Carol's like,

oh my god, you guys are my culture models. Yeah, that's what my thought was exactly when I saw this. So yeah, I'm phasing. Thank god, we have models have resting bitch face because I'm struggling to get my stew face on today. I mean, how am I supposed to smile and ease the guests when I have no idea what Jess is doing in the gallery or she's even still there. Sun Mic is going through the the class and he's like she loves Mike, she no love Mike,

she loves Mike, Mike that took him, dragged to cave. Drank to cave! Drank to cave! Hahaha! Claw! So, finally this food goes out and it's so much seafood. It looks so good. Oh my god. Every time she poured a giant trough of muscles into a bowl, I was just like, I was just dying. I wanted to have that. So, the food is going out. And we went back in the boat. Lewis is asking Nathan if he enjoyed the season and Nathan saying, yeah, I thought Captain Kerry was pretty chill, but chill and stirring at the same time and everything.

And then Lewis makes a huge thing of beans on toast. And it looks kind of nasty. It looks nasty. That shit looks nasty. It looks like beans for breakfast. I'm a beans for breakfast kind of a person. Yeah, I like beans, you know, because I mean, like when you're vegetarian,

you choose other things, you know? I mean, I still eat eggs, but I still like beans. I'll eat beans and eggs. I like black beans and eggs and salsa and stuff like that for breakfast. So I'm not anti-beans and toast, but this look like two of those baked bean cans open

and then just poured on. It just didn't look good. It was like a proportion of, there was just so many beans that he poured onto his toast. It was like a lot of foces. Yeah. And so he's like a lot of foces. We all know what his foces are like. They're probably like soft and like that's probably a little foose.

Yeah, trying to be in as fuss, you know. Yeah, trying to be inoffensive, you know, but then ends up making it like totally worse. I don't know if you always have a little pizzazz at the end, they're like, mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

Why? Why? So then Nathan's like, oh, I can't eat that. I used to eat that when I was younger. And he's like, taste it, taste it, Louie. I mean, taste it, Nathan. So he does and he just gives it a look. And Lewis just like, I don't know.

The whole thing just left me a little bit unsettled. I don't know. Yeah, I know. But it's a very standard breakfast for people, but. Yeah, I just, there was something Grotaske about those beans. They were just sort of like oozing off of the like the like a Little bit of hot like a hamburger bun or something and Also like who's doing it? Yeah, it just also feels it's like who's doing it, you know, because it's Louis So we're like gross

That's disgusting, but if it was favor would be like oh my god being that test iconic. I love being fantastic I totally had that this morning. I'm gonna have that like every morning this month You know what this is being on test February so Beyond T-Fab so So then Faye is now done with her photo shoot so she's getting changed out of her dress, and she's, and Oriana's like, How was it? And she's like, well, I'm serious. I did not want to be in that dress, but when I got in it, I felt like a princess, a princess of a very small, an important kingdom that was clearly get her one type of dress, but it was Princess nonetheless. Momma!

Oh dear, why is Mike walking around with claws? Crying for his mother. Anybody? Oh dear, Mike looks like he found a little rock and is cradling at his arms. Oh, that sweet and sad at the same time. Look like Mike. My baby. So they go back to the little boat and

Mike's like, Mercury, Mercury! So they all get on to, they all go to Mercury and Carey's like, how you doing, Jace? Hey, did it go? She was much better. I'm starting to feel so retarged. Can't you tell? Not really, but glad you stood with us, doll, didn't poison everybody, did you?

All right, everybody, good take a nap. Ha, mic go bad with new friend. What, mic, please don't bring that boulder into your bed. It's like a tractor to everywhere. Here, let's throw it off the side of the boat. Oh, so... So, just as it starts cooking, yeah, she starts cooking some more, and she's like, I can't believe this is last service,

and I was ready to walk away. I'm just hoping Carrie can see the change in me. Ah! Is it working yet? Am I smiling? Can anybody tell me? Is my mouth or the corners of my mouth pointing upwards? Nobody? It's difficult, being the first, violist, next to the object hall like Lydia Tarr, sorry I lapsed into character again. Anyway, it's a positive vibe I want to not to be nice. You know if they were both after the same goal, we both are. After making the guests happy, and we can be a greater charter team, we can be a great

charter team if we just serve Link we need to gather. Am I right, Faye? Well, I actually like just, we're two independent women making their way in the world. One of us was beautiful red lips the other. God, is she dead? No one would know from looking at those lips. I want to check up all several every time I see those lips But here we are on about together forgot what I was saying really Well, I know at the end of the day, you know It's not personal when it comes to Jess Partly because I'm not sure that she's actually even a person more of a more of a gallum a rock gallum

So let's see so carries like five like five, five, I guess, that's my dinner. They see DeBee there at Tinnoclalk when I plan on making it and then two! I was slow mo, you know, gotta change it up a bit for the final. And she's like, just just captain is confirmed, he would like to die in at ten. And Jess is like, oh I've got it, 10 full good buddy. The captain is coming, I'll put out extra plates

and it's only happiness from here on out. Anybody notice a change in that one? Grace guys are going to clear up, put on a happy face. Did you see that? I just like to add a little positivity to this by adding my favorite tune. Smile, though your heart is aching. Smile, even though it's breaking. Woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo,

Don't worry, woo, be happy, woo. Oh, so Seth is talking to Casey and he's like, hey, um, she's a Mondrian, he's passing by and he's like oh yeah hey by the way did you send a picture to Lewis of me uh sleeping she's yeah why because I thought it was funny well I got a lot of shit for that a lot of shit she goes well but you're constantly sleeping so it's like no I'm actually constantly not sleeping. I'm like, oh good come back so I don't know why you've been picking on me so much. I don't know if you have a crush on me, but I didn't do anything wrong. Of course that's like yes, because I'm hot right?

It's because I'm hot. And she's like, haha, she's like, haha, intent different accents. She's like, you're the last guy I would have a croissant. It's high school stuff that you do. Because your ego is so big, dude, I just can't stand it. Like your arrogance, I can't. And she just walks away from him, but you know, good for her. And good for you, Seth. Cornering, cornering a tiny girl in the laundry room

So she can't pass you. I mean, it's just so sad, you know, so I'm glad she's a fuck off and just like goes around him So then the guests get ready for dinner and then Seth has to pass Casey awkwardly in the hallway. She's just making stabbing motions with her hands and then She's just making stabbing motions with her hands. And then Mike's in bed, we keep saying Mike in bed, which had me worried for Mike. I was like, oh, is he regressing? Like, you can't just take Mike back to a cave and not expect him to have some trauma. I know. He has like tears in his eyes. Yeah.

He's just holding the rock really tightly. Yeah. Mama, mama. It's just holding the rock really tightly. Yeah. Momma! Momma! So, now it's 10.37 a.m. PM Carol, the most stylish woman in all of Singapore, has emerged from her room. She's ready for dinner. And they're gonna, the plan that Faye has is that they're all gonna walk into the dining room

with like champagne sparklers going off. But first, Carrie has to set a fire alarm because he says, oh no, you're, we are the FOIA team. We have to look after ourselves because I don't wanna end up in the water. Him or I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, to end up in the water. Him or I I I I

I guess I want about Carol's Don't want to give a speech and she's like I'm so grateful you're all in my life to witness the most fashionable woman in all Singapore He was showing a fashion he got jumping about their cake Carol Hey still Carol and all the Singaporeans showing it fast. I'm showing it fast. They're gay, Carol. Hey, still, Carol. I just want to also say as the most fashionable person in all of Singapore, I just want to say, I want to give a big thanks to my friend Mona Lisa,

who came on board. You have a stupid name. I just want to finally say that. Okay, I just, I wanted a way to wear on television to put you on blast. You have a stupid, stupid name. Okay, great to finally say that. Okay, I just I wanted a way to wear on television to put you on blast. You have a stupid, stupid name. Okay, great, everyone. Let's have dinner. might I suggest a more palatable last name Mona from

use the boss. It's a little longer, a little harder to fit on and on below, but way more enjoyable. I think your parents really missed the Catherine Helm and the boat on that one, and I'm sorry for them, actually. I'm sorry. So they like these champagne. It's a very southern hospitality moment. It's like where it's like where it's called Republic.

It's called Fjord Republic. So yeah, they come out with their champion sparklers, and there's like, oh, there's a lot of sparklers going. I honestly was like, I felt like it was too small of a space for those sparklers. I did too, and Carrie had too. Carrie had too, then. Yeah, the sort of round.

And it looked like Cirque du Soleil. It actually looked like Carrie was going to start flying those fucking flames for so big. Look what the hell. I know. I don't know that I like this. Also, some below decks... when what? I'm so sorry I can't talk right now. What was the below deck this year where there was almost a fire? I guess that was the regular below deck where the alarm went off and captain was like, oh god we're not gonna die. We're not gonna, okay, it's okay now. Yeah, really? There was an electric fire.

There was a electric, yeah, there was something with the wires or something like that. So I guess I had that in my head and I was like, oh my God, they really are gonna start the boat on fire. But I think they put it to almost caught on fire a few times. There was the time when Leon didn't clean his pants well enough and started a kitchen fire. Hmm. Hmm, never forgot. So, speaking of, I've got my oven on self-clean right now, so everybody just switched me back.

I have my soul on self-clean. It was more a dare for me. I just saw the self-clean button and I was like, oh really? I'll be the judge of that. Go ahead. Show us what you've got My oven doesn't have a self-clean. I wish it did my oven is I Have a real weird relationship with my oven. I'm not gonna lie, but that's for another time place

I'm a human being and I barely have a self-clean Very difficult. So Very all love it everybody Everybody's super happy. And then the guests do everybody who has to clean up after loves. She's off a glitter bomb. And the time you're on the table. Yeah, yeah, confetti everywhere. So then Jess introduces the first course, which I don't know.

I just made me laugh because Jess is so Jess. She's like, we have FWARGRA, FIGGJAM, RUBARB, PASTASIO CRUMBUL, ENJOY. I'm like, I feel like that line, that list of ingredients or dish elements should be filled with joy and she's just, she really treats it like she's welcoming them into whatever that school is that Wednesday Adams goes to. Oh, yeah. And one of the guys is like, yeah, the pistachio is amazing. Well, I'm sure the goose who was forced fed to an early death would appreciate that non-complement.

Enjoy losers. So then Carol is like, so Captain Kerry, do you normally have meals with a guest? Captain Kerry, he is like full on crocodile dundying this food. He's just like shoving it into his mouth and coming up the side of his cheeks, his lips and everything. He's like, well, sometimes all meals with gays and sometimes all can't, you know, because I'm busy, you know. And they're always like, oh, he told me, maybe it's five or a lot, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, yeah, I was like, do people invite you often?

Yeah, I was like, do people invite you often? Um, so then, uh, just, just is plating more and serving very happily. And it's funny kind of, you know, because everybody's like, oh, look at us. You're plating, we're plating, we're all plating together. I don't look all kitchen on this fun. Gentlemen, you look lovely tonight. And you are able to help us if you'd please. Like she's doing them a favor by letting them serve. You know, everyone's changing their attitude here on the finale.

I know, and just goes, this is service with a smile. Unlike your self-scaling. That's my smile. Indo smile, Indoor smile. So they're bringing something and she goes, finally we found a groove. And one of the ladies is like, oh my god, I smell tripple, I smell tripple.

Like congratulations. Like no, no self-respecting person should be yelling that. That's what they use pigs for, you know? Pigs are sent out to self-smell for trouble. You don't want to be like, I smell true, Raffles. It's like, it's like going, I'm like, I'm a pig. I'm a pig. I'm the best little pig in the world.

Wait, so are you saying that like, like she shouldn't be so excited because like a pig found your her food? Is that what you're saying? No, I'm saying, or that shouldn't be so excited because like a pig found your her food, is that what you say? No, I'm saying, or that shouldn't be, you shouldn't be using the pig line. Like, that's what you're acting like a pig, what do you say?

I found the truffle, you know what I mean? Cause they sent the pig to find the truffle. Check out that one! It's like, oh my god, that'll do pig, that'll do. So, so everyone applauds Jess That'll do pig that'll do So So everyone applies Jess and she's like I'm hitting those high notes with the food Seeing everyone come together to help me that's a great path. There's nothing better than that feeling of NOOOOO DITCH

So glad I stuck it out. Yeah, you're the real culinary Mariah Carey, okay, Jess. So I guess it's been real and it's been fun, but not real fun. Ha, ha, ha, ha. Ha, ha, ha. As Ice Cube once said, today was a good day. Maha.

Maha. So the guests thank the captain and they take a group photo and Casey offers to help but they center down because the boys should be up soon. So whatever they're just doing, end of the night work and stuff. And Faye checks in with the captain and he's like excellent job. How it went in all excellent job. Quite not love. Let me just like picks up an entire hammock, throws it up in the air and catches it hole in his mouth. He's like wow. And Seth, here's the surprise. Seth says, I'm tired. I'm gonna go to bed. So, meanwhile, he was already caught napping in the van earlier today.

So, yeah, Kerry is like, that was exactly- I'm back to see it because you've been so busy not sleeping! Well, tonight, that was exactly what the people wanted. Good job, little one. So he hugs, he hugs, Faye, and then Jess starts smudging what the people wanted. Good job little one, so he hugs Gehugs' Fay, and then Jess starts smudging in the gallery. She's like, one last moment with this age. So then it's the morning, it's the final day of charter, final day of, what's the second to final day of the season.

And Lewis is like, are you excited for the last day, Mike? No, I don't, Mike, no want class, but last exam, no fail, Mike take rock class, Mike said excited, many motions, Mike overwhelmed. Someone comes and offers coffee to the guests. It's like, would you like some coffee this morning and they're like, sure. And then it goes, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't do that, don't do that, don't do that, don't do that, don't do that, don't do that, don't do that, don't do that, don't do that, don't do that, don't do that, don't do that, don't do that, don't do that, don't do that, don't do that, don't do that, don't do that, don't do that, don't do that, don't do that, don't do that, don't do that, don't do that, don't do that, don't do that, don't do that, don't do that, don't do that, don't do that, don't do that, don't do that, don't do that, don't do that, don't do that, don't do that, don't do that, don't do that, don't do that, don't do that, don't do that, don't do that, don't do that, don't do that, don't do that, don't do that, don't do that, don't do that, don't do that, don't do that, don't do that, don't do that, don't do that, don't do that, don't do that, don't do that, don't do that, don't do that, don't do that, don't do that, don't do that, don't do that, don't do that, don't do that, don't do that, don't do that, don't do that, don't do that, don't do that, don't do that, don't do that, don't do that, don't do that, don't do that, don't do that, don't do that, don't do that, don't do that, don't do that, don't do that, don't do that, don't do that, don't do that, don't do that, don't do that, don't do that, don't do that, don't do that So then Facy's Mike and take, oh Mike tonight's our last night to go to dinner together.

Mark like food! Yes and it's easy for you isn't it? She just popped the first goat you see. You know, Mike you don't have to do that. You just have to brush your hair straight up that little... Say but who the tiger thing you wear and put some jeans on and then you're done. Then I have to find a maternity outfit because I put on so much weight. Baby strong! Just shut that mic.

So, uh, the time to dock, the time to dock. I'm going home with you. I'm going home with you. I'm going home with you. I'm going home with you. I'm going home with you. I'm going home with you. I'm on so much weight. Baby strong. To shut that mic. So the time to dock the boat comes into parallel park for one last time in this tiny,

little tiny little port. And they do it. Great, final docking everyone. And then we see just so we know how good the docking it was. We then see a duck. There's like a little duck that's like, yeah, you took my parking space. Well, this was like the most unfair parking to you because there were no other boats around.

This one, there's nothing around. They just had to like kind of pull up and then swing the ropes out and pull themselves with the ropes to the side. It's like, well done, guys. Finally, a nice ending, I'm surprised they didn't post something a little more dramatic. I know.

It's a finale, guys. It's dramatic for that duck. I mean, that duck, you know, that duck has been gone all summer. It finally comes back to its like little port that it knows and loves. And it's like, ah, look, quack, quack. They're all my favorite little tugboats. There's my, oh, there's Mr. Björgensen's tugboat over there. Quack, nice to see you again, and then sees then sees this yacht and is like, what the fuck is this

doing here? What the... What... What's been happening since I've been gone? Yeah, but you can't feel for ducks because they're going to be a bitch either way. You know what I mean? Like if you... If you don't park in the duck space, it's going to bite you.

If you do park in the duck space, it's going to bite you because it's a duck and that's what ducks do, okay? They bite you. I love ducks. I mean, I know they do bite. They're bitey little birds, but like that's fine. I don't need to pet a duck. I just like to see them from afar. Well, that's that's the smart way to do it, you know? Then you can be like, oh my god, that's so cute. But um, I'm close to like, do you have bread and if not, they don't like you. That's just kind of how I date. I used to work in an office and it was always so hot in there.

So I'd always lower the thermostat. And this woman of valority who worked in there would always raise it and she'd raise it. And she'd give me such a stink eye when she would do it. Because she was always like, no, we are raising this temperature. And I feel like the duck has valorous energy. That's what ducks have like I'm raising the thermostat You see all I had to tell you was the ducks were assholes and it only took you one second to commit to you Now you're like first you're like I love ducks and now you're like fuck ducks

I don't love it. I said love ducks, but I, I'm like a music, they definitely are like Valerie though. You know, they literally have a really sound. So Seth is talking to, what's clean, clean, clean, clean, clean, clean, clean, and so then Seth sees Mike and it's like, dude, what are you doing here? It's like, it's been like 10 minutes, you're still doing the same cover.

Are you drunk? like 10 minutes you're still doing the same cover are you drunk? Mike, Mike scared Seth. Mike slow, not Mike fault, Mike scared, Mike sad and seasoned. Mike cold, Mike cold. So and carries like welcome guys it's all last sit down around the table Oh, by the way Carol also left said goodbye. She's the most fashionable woman in Singapore and Took the colored toilet paper. She was passing office address in her bagage. She's fine left us a bag All right, we all caught up all right. Welcome to our last sit down around the table

We started off rough, but we pulled through. We've got 170,000 Norwegian crown. Yeah, and tonight we're going to have dinner on top of the hill. It's a night for all of us to have a great time. All right, and then everyone's got to get the hill out of here tomorrow. All right. So, that I'll get get an event to go out. And Mike is like, my quiet, my sleepy,

Mike baby, baby, my spending the rock. So face like, say, I thought you were asleep back there. I guess you made quiet. He's like, no, I'm awake. Although it's not like Seth It's not it's not like Seth has such a bubbly personality that that like when she says you seem quiet I'm like as opposed to one other time. I know when I'm with the loud stuff time. Yeah I'm like I'm to eat dreaming about you though at the time. Yeah. Oh, he's like, I'm to eat dreaming about you though. She's like,

Well, your fantasies filled with me in that beautiful dress that looked like tissue paper and a kiss bag. So they arrive. It's this beautiful restaurant and it's really high up on the water and Kerry just goes and stands at the window with his hands behind his back like that's right that's my see I don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't wrote man my head I can see myself commenting coffee to be pulled don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't he really did just stand there like it was his kingdom I was like wow so then um so they said he goes well, he is the last day of the season. He really has been a challenge. You should give each other a pet on the back for what you've been able to accomplish in the case of Mike, fond of a beautiful little rock and a tunnel today.

So congratulations everyone. Family's were started today. Let's keep in touch. JK for sure. So the waiter comes over and he's like um Trois between cold intent to loin which would you like? I'm afraid it's like oh you have to know and see if him and all have the cold and then we'll exchange Oh you know safe it's shame about the purple shirt, but it can always be removed

You know, Seth is shame about the purple shit, but it can always be removed. Woohoo! So Casey's getting shit-faced and already breaking glasses and stuff. And food is being served and Kerry's like, Norse place a mate there mate. He just throws the whole plate in his mouth at the same time. I can't have I never noticed him eating before. I know he really is like, so take a cartoon. It's like when Brutus eats food on Popeye or something. So, Faiz,

or when Popeye just squeezes the can and the spinach flies out into his mouth. Yeah, I actually think that's more accurate. So Faiz, like Seth, we did say we're going to exchange bites. So, now it would be the time to engage in half-saves, these half-saves. So Seth's like, oh, now she wants to nibble my beef, right? Everyone's like, ohhhhhhh. And then she goes, well, would you like to taste my fish? Ohhhhhhh. Everyone cracks upoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo And then, Orianna's like, Lewis, who is your favorite person when you walked in board?

And he goes, Mike, and then you see a flashback of Lewis and Mike's greatest moments. And there's a moment of Lewis stroking Mike's ear going, you're a good boy, Mark, did you know that? You're a good boy. Mike real boy. Mike real boy. Wish come true. Sorry, I had to say upon rock. So then Orianna's like, okay Captain, how about you?

I was like, of course, that's all you wanted to know, you know, you just want someone to say your Their favorite and it's not gonna happen, you know, so carries on everybody was my favorite just come on You can't just say that you have to say the truth. It's your favorite and he goes coil We see a clip of Kyle be a my lumia play the leg guitar And they just all laugh. So Carrie heads off and, um, phase like, thank you for keeping us all together. And by us all, I mean, just, just thank you for keeping it you were the voice of reason. And you kept us together in the nicest possible way. So then the waiter comes and he's like, we have a surprise on the terrace.

So Ronnie, I love you. Please be my husband. I'm like, oh my God, I will. You're so cute. I fall in love twice this week. I know you. Bravo, which is very rare for me. Usually I just, I don't feel it,

but something's ticking in me. Yeah, I love that. I think it's a season for love. It's a season for love. Apparently, so they go down to the terrace for their surprise and there's a fire pit and phase like, Oh, Yana, I just want you to know that I caught you. I'm the head of the boot and I can't do it without you.

It takes a lot of real power to take direction when you feel that you could be in the position. So I want to thank you for putting aside your brattiness to pretend not to be brattier around me. Thank you. Well, it's because I pretended to respect you and that like really helped. Yes, indeed did! It worked! So, for the occasion on this last day, I want to award you with two striped basses for dinner. Let's give certificates.

Therefore, on your way out to tour everyone everyone please listen up, ding ding ding! I would like to award Orianna with two strikes one more you're out. I love burling, don't you? I would like to award Orianna, or good work this season with two Stripe machines. So if you need to buy anything, just see her. She can handle two at once. I know. I loved that she was my store that did not even give her those stripes because that is traditionally how below deck ends. You know, like, okay, here's your stripes. And she's like, no, you did to be I still see you. Oriana is like, um, phase not the person I thought I would want as a boss, but like we

make a team and I genuinely respected her. And however, I think this season has taught me that I'm like ready to be cheesed to again. I don't know, go okay. So then it's fireworks and then they go back in the van and face like, SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII You better work, work it girl. Do your thing on the fjord. So Nathan is like, Nathan basically asks if he can sleep in one of the guest rooms tonight because he's been like,

had miserable sleeping situations all season long. And he's like, yes, you can sleep in a twin. I was like, come on, give him something better than a twin, Fey. Yeah. And then Mike and Casey are joking. Which Casey's shit faced, and it's so funny, because now she's like full on really thick accent.

And Mike's like, Casey, rock, mic, family. She's like, oh yeah, I'm gonna say here. I'm gonna go into a and see what happens in there Yeah, and then there's like this thing I wasn't sure really what was happening But from what I could tell I guess Lewis was in a room and he was holding a door shut to prank Casey And she couldn't open the door and she was getting confused and she was she like couldn't open the door And she was drunk and she was like leaned up against the door up against the door. I see. There's no lock on these doors.

They ain't even a local nice doll. How are them doors locked there's the lock on the doors? And Fey walks by and goes, Casey, what are you doing? So then there's like a hot tub moment, but just gets into bed with Fey. And then Mike is just sitting there in case he's like a hot tub moment, but just gets into bed with Fay. And then Mike is just sitting there in case he's like,

I'm going to shave your bill off. And he's like, shave good, shave good. So she just saves his beard for him. Yeah, which is a little scary considering that she's wasted, but you know, whatever. So then, it's it. So the, so now all the girls are all lying in a bed, and I think it's maybe the master who knows, but they're all lying in this big bed, and Seth is in there and he goes, I want to do a magic trigger or something. So, he goes, we'll take off your towel and let's see you read that. He's like, yeah, well, I actually have, I got a nice dick.

And they're like, ooh, so then, I'm really the jealous man. Yeah, well I actually have I got a nice dick and like oh So then I'm really the show is then and he's like no, I'm not gonna show you and they're like Nathan or show us Nathan Well, you shows your weenah and he's like yeah, I'll show you my weeners So he goes get out Seth got at the room and I'll show so Seth steps out of the room and all the Nathan's like hyping them up you You know, I'm like waving his arms and they're like, Oh Nathan, oh my goodness, it's him youngest. Yeah, and then Nathan opens the door and he's like, Okay, it's your turn.

So then Seth, so then Seth is like, okay, so then he does show and take it and they're like, Oh no. And then Seth gets, oh no. And then Seth gets another, no other job for the rest of his career. Wouldn't that be hilarious? Like Seth is now blackballed from working ever again

on the boat after all of this. But he's almost like a little restman. Well, the case he goes, I didn't even see it. So now it's like, they all go to bed. Now it's like 2.20 in the morning. And Faye goes into Seth's room. And she's like they all go to bed now it's like 2-20 in the morning and Fagos into Seth's room and she's like Seth and he's like hey come lay down with me. It's just Really I just wanted to say that tonight, you know you come in and you try and I know you've been wanting this

But I just want to say that I would love to cuddle with you so much right now But I just can't do that It's like you're killing me. She's like killing every man. I said that lightly, but it was actually confession, and no one seemed to catch on. What? I'm a sea vegan, actually. Yeah, and so she bases like, yeah, you know, if I were my 20s, I would have had some

fun with them, but like, not these days, I just need a guy who's on my level if I'm gonna screw around with him, otherwise I'm fine on my own. Yeah, and so sad music plays these barriers his head under the sheets, all rejected. I know, the music was very much like, oh, sad romance, that's like, that could never be, like lovers kept apart by, you know, circumstance.

But I'm like, no, it wasn't just, it's just, it just didn't want to, didn't want to bang him. Yeah, so then the next morning is time for the goodbyes, which on Below Deck, the last, you know, half an hour is like, bye, bye, bye, bye. So we start with Mike. Mike's like, Mike, yong. And Lewis is like, bye, bye, bye, bye. So we start with Mike. Mike's like, Mike, yong.

And Lewis is like, everyone come together. We should have a formal goodbye. Now, I've enjoyed working with you guys. And I know it's been stressful. Try to keep you happy, and Seth just goes, yeah, man. Mike, want to, Mike, Mike Mike go cry Mike say Lewis glad you're my boss and Lewis mother now So Mike goes up to say by the carry and carries like what's up for you next mate?

Cave ship. Oh, all right. Well, I'll bring you one again. You're always welcome here. K-Ship. All right, well go on now. So he leaves and then Seth and Lewis are talking and Lewis is like, what's up? What's, weren't you leaving? And Seth goes, hey, so is there any chance that the last second here you can pass that torch to me? So torch the beans. I've got some more beans here. I'll tell you. I got a flashlight. Is that what you mean?

And we say it, we call those tortures in England. It's like, no man, the boss in torch. And the loose is like, what are you doing this? Is this still awkward? And so then Lewis actually says, sure, why not? I'm like, first of all Lewis, you don't get to make him the boss in, right? Isn't Lewis, as the boss in, you don't get to make someone else a bossin.

Isn't that the captain's job? I don't know. I don't think it was serious. Was it? I think that I think that set took it seriously because you know that's actually to go around. He doesn't even later this episode. He's going to go around being like, yeah, I worked my way up to

bossin on that boat. He's going to do that. He's that's the way he works. Don't give it to him. Mm. So I'm not giving it to him, but I'm also not taking it from him. Like this, and we love delusional people on Braw.

If you wanna leave this saying, you left the Boast and that's fine by me, I support it. Wow. Well, now Mike and Casey are saying goodbye. And Mike's like, Casey Anigma, big word for Mike. I, Mike has crushed Casey, Casey mother, my rock, Casey, me, rock family. Mike crushed Casey. She's like, please don't.

So they may think of us as a captain.. He's like I just want to tell you you know I really love the way that you run your vessel. So wow, well thanks. Thanks for the good review. Okay. Taken Andy's meant on your way out. Don't forget. Well, you've wrote a lot of joy to the boat even on your day on days and you still hear that smile. So come on, get over here if you're all high. All right. Captain, I think there's a little bit of asparagus on your collar from last night.

Eh, what's a little asparagus won't kill you. So Casey and Orianna's passive aggressive goodbye. Um, like bye, bye. And or Casey's like, yeah, I didn't really see myself coping in corn top with Orianna. I'm good. And Orianna says, I hope we can work together in like another three years or so. And then, yeah, they definitely hate each other. And then now it's time for Seth to leave. And he's like, yeah, there's a lot of fantastic things that have happened to season. I'm an alkaline from decans, lead decans, lead decans to boasts and three weeks.

Feels fucking awesome. The producer's like, so what are you the boasts, no? And he's like, ah, nothing, come on. So then Oriana tells us, I'm not sure where things stand with me and Lewis. Like, I'll miss him But I won't be sad if I never speak damn again I'll tell you one thing for sure though this season would have been a shit show without me

So then um Face our leather pants we see I'm sorry. I'm sorry, Ben. I just saw this note her leather pants don't fit And that makes me very happy It's not shallow of me. No, it's not. It's what you did it. Yeah. Thank you. So thank you, Shell So me while during this entire process as everyone's saying goodbye, Fei has been doing her makeup And so it's kind of funny because her face is in different states of being made up It's like watching it is like watching RuPaul's drag race on the side, you know, they spend like 10 minutes putting on their faces of airtime. So then, so now now she's almost there. I'm saying she's a drag queen. I'm saying, I'm saying it's just

spending a lot of time putting on makeup during this entire process. Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee I hope that you want to be a captain right? Some day I could be a lead at the chips too on your vessels right? Excuse me, I'm still pretty good on my eyebrows. Excuse me. Yeah, they hate each other. He's like, no, I'm feeling soo-ing lent. So he goes to talk to the captain and Lewis is like, it's like we've worked together before in another life. And you were still a wolf in that law,

if I remember it quote, well, man, now listen, here's what you need. Be more firm in the future And he's like, well, it's funny because that's the same thing a guy named Tony from another boat just texted me. I'm getting body-shamed Cross franchises Feels great. Thank you. Oh, I just got a text from someone in Rachel who says Beans beans the magical fruit hold on waiting for the second bout to come through titties So carries like I'll met new job and loose is like well carry has been really great to me The soft approach isn't always the best approach although I may have thought I was doing well in my management style

There might be some tweaks to be done. Yeah, so I got lost in my notes. Where are we? So Justin Faye. I can't believe that the Lewis scene would make me zone out for a second. I know, right? So Justin Faye are saying goodbye and Jess is trying on a hatch. Like, do I leave this hatch or take it with me?

And face is, you look very fringe. And Jess is like, well, it's really great how things have went with fair overall. You know, we had such potential. And I just wish we could get it together sooner. Oh well, Captain Kerry, we ended on a high, I'll just keep saying that, to make you hopefully forget about the fact that we actually kind of ended on low and just barely squeezed out service for the end. Thank you for the pep talks. Well, I feel pretty disconnected in my life now, but once I find my rhythm will be Gucci. Now I'm Audi 5000. Audi 5000.

So then, Skater. Would you like some toast for that jelly? Whoever smelled it? Tempted. So now, finally just fey and carry. You did a great job, Faye. Oh, well, thank you. There were times I wanted to bring stuff up to you, and times where I just couldn't do it, and you took over. And not many captains are like you, so I couldn't have done it without you, Captain Kiri.

And she's like, ah, I just... Here's my final adventure pitch. I can't believe I've pulled off so many adventures! There was Zipline and Perseille in Lesbian Clifford drop-in, designer Spelunken! Who knew that the scariest challenge was to deal with this crew? I'm proud of myself, and I can't wait for my next adventure! This is ziplines off the screen. Ziplines and lands on a tiny little Icelandic horse. So, now it's just carries like, well, you know always know what a place is. Normally go to you for your own.

But it's a yacht place and I have children in other countries so I'm gonna go see my children and I'm ready for my next adventure which is my B-My-Kits! I'm gonna go home and be a dead-to-market for about a week before I go on my next adventure! And that brings us to the end of this season of below-decade adventure. Congratulations, adventure people. Well, that was fun. What a delight. So thank you all for listening and being here. I think we'll be back next with Real House as a Miami live from Austin. Go get your tickets at watchacrapids.com. It's the show is happening. Who cares, bad ice. Ice will be over by then. And we will see you there and in Dallas this week. Bye, everyone. Watch what crap ends would like to think it's premium sponsors. Ain't no thing like Allison King. Ashley Savoni, she don't take no baloney. She's not just a Sheila. She's a

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