Watch What Crappens - Below Deck Adventure: Kiss My Grits!

Episode Date: November 30, 2022

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I'm Ronnie, and that has been over there. Hello, Ben. Hi, Ronnie, how are you? Good, you know, I'm thinking I'm ready for a little adventure. Adventure. It is below a deck adventure day here on Crappiness We Miss last week because it was the holiday. Okay? The only boat I would celebrate last week was the night flower.

Yeah, although last week's episode was super funny, mainly because these guests that came on board, these ladies, they were just like, everything they said was like, can you get me some sweet tea? Bless your heart. Bless it. Bless it. Don't have sweet tea. Bless your heart. Yeah, they started out by doing the high everybody. You all want to pray with us. I was like, oh my God, it's my parents. And here we go. Everywhere you go with my parents,

you could be the Chuck E. Cheese. And my dad will be like, all right guys, let's gather around the ski ball machine and share a little prayer. Okay. So they did that and then immediately started asking who they could fuck on the boat, which is, you know, my favorite kind of religious person. Well, say sorry later, honey. So they come on the boats

and just started asking for all sorts of ridiculous shit, which some of it wasn't so ridiculous, but I'm from the south. So to me, it's not, you know, it's not crazy to ask for grits for me, but it's just corneal, you know, it's like ground corn, like I don't see why it's that hard, but they are in a very different place, okay ladies, you can't get your grits everywhere, this is not a free way, there's not a cracker barrel every five miles. There's not a cracker barrel deep in the fords of Norway, unfortunately. You're on a small, you know, considering it's a pretty small vessel. You're basically on a barrel of crackers.

Okay. With the crackers in a floating barrel, you can't just ask for grits everywhere. I also just love when people travel halfway across the world or to the same breakfast that they could get every day at home. Yes. Yeah, that is something. I can't imagine traveling to Norway and insisting on fucking grits.

Are you kidding me? Right. It's like I can't. It's like I'm'm gonna fly to Turkey and I'm gonna ask if they have Raisin Brand. I don't know. Raisin Brands, they probably do, but like... They would have to be in Ask for Grits. Just ask for that wherever they go.

They will. Just that kind of people. But I also love that the Southern people, everyone on this show is not American, obviously. But most Americans are like, oh God, it's Americans, they won't, you know, tequila, whatever else. But Southerners are special, you know, like they can ask for something and then everybody looks at each other, like it's a foreign language. Like when she said, I'll have some sweet tea and she said, sweet tea, yeah, I have some sweet tea. Sweet tea, I'm not sure that doesn't really comprehend it's sweet. Sweet, yes, tea.

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of taking your face off. And like, I want to take my face off. It's like, sweet. Tea. And then we had some drama with Loran. Loran, but you know, she, her hair's like, we're not gonna have another Loran. We're gonna have a Loran. We want our daughter to be in the past tense. Okay, Lauren

So let's just hope for health and just put ran in her name at some point Either health or politics is gonna get in there. We're one old. We want We want to ensure that she doesn't go into politics we're gonna build into her name that her campaign happened and ended okay. Lauren. Because in the south we love just naming normal names but spelling them funny. You know like TIF I and E E. Tiffany. Or like spelling T SW S-W-E-E-T-E-A. I don't know, sweet. T. I'm just going to need a moment to get the consult my two-a-lingo. If that's all right, we can say sweet T, coming set up. So the other drama was Lorraine, who they're painting to be the real bee the head

bee Lorraine. Lorraine's like I would like eggs, egg whites scrambled as they bring her eggs there. These are supposed to be scrambled eggs and then they clustered up on Lorraine's face like what a bee wants scrambled egg whites. Who do you fool fully Loran? Yeah, because Loran has resting bitch face really bad. She has a really bad case of it. So what happens is when she's, and she also doesn't like to smile for very long,

so she'll give like a fleeting smile and then immediately drops down to resting bitch face. So she always looks extremely dissatisfied because she might also be dissatisfied, but she asked for her eggs soft, if I remember correctly. And then they came and they were too soft for her. So now she wants them hardened. And of course, you know, for Jess,

Jess has like trauma from a past boat where a lady wants it, her eggs soft, but like perfectly so and no burns, whatever. So then Jess is like remit doing these eggs. I forgot about Jess's egg trauma. Yeah, so she's redoing these eggs. And then all of a sudden for some reason, there's like three deckeys in the kitchen.

She's like everyone out to the, everyone out to right now. And then she like burns herself on her hot skillet. But I thought, which leads us into this episode, but I thought you were gonna talk about the other drama, which is that Fay went up to Laura Ramm. I was like, so did you want dinner inside tonight? And she's like, yes, that would be great.

And then like an hour later, like, Fay does this whole Viking centerpiece, which honestly, I wasn't too crazy about because there's like a giant thing of fur that was like way too close to the plates. You know, it was like too much, too much shedding, potential shedding to happen close to a plate. So does this whole table scape. And then Lauren's like, it's actually pretty nice.

So can we actually have dinner outside? And Fay's like, it's actually pretty nice. So can we actually have dinner outside and face like? Outside. Outside. If it fails in the end, you want to look at this taperscape very quickly to see if you still want to sit outside or outside it is. Oh, okay.

Okay. I can just move all the things that I've set up here. Yeah, you can move them upstairs. I spent, I'll just move the things from here to the upstairs to the outside. That's side. So she hates them. And also, you really don't have to move home. Like, no one gives a fuck. Okay. Yeah. Every employee on this show now is terrified. I think that is Captain Saddie's greatest gift to the show with terrifying stews over table settings like no one cares, okay? To us, I think to every normal person, this looks like a really, really sad, hobby lobby moments, you know. You need to keep your

kids busy, but the batteries out on the iPads, you pull out a glue gun and some feathers and tell them to go to town. That doesn't make anybody hungry. No, it doesn't. And then they move it, then they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, That would be rich. So yeah, that was pretty much it. And then of course, Jess heard her hand, like you said, which is now the greatest tragedy to ever befall the low deck. And I love Jess. Well, first of all, I love Jess anyway on this show. I think she's so good.

And I just love how she deals with adversity by reminding you every second that she's dealing with adversity by reminding you every second that she's dealing with it for it. I mean, like so, how did her go? She's like, well, dinner was wonderful because as the oldest, I'm used to having a stiff upper chin and I carry on despite the fact that I have no feeling in my hand whatsoever. I might never play piano again, but at least the woman got her god damned eggs. piano again, but at least the woman got her god damned eggs. I was thinking about that. Every single thing you ask her about, she frames it part of her heroic battle against whatever ordeal she's going through.

It's like, hey Jess, did you see that move? Did you see Black Panther, did you see Wakanda forever? Well, I did have a quite diss quite a severe burn on my hand, but movies must be watched, so watch them, I shall. And I did, and I watched it on that very good, despite the fact that I was screeching in pain internally, as I reach for the popcorn every single time, but you can't have popcorn with just one hand.

You got to do both, and that's what I did, and that's what I shall do, and I will continue to do it. Thank you, bit. Here's my reveal of Wakanda forever. It's no left foot snow my left foot Right, there you go Just all I'll be able to use to cook After my hand was chopped off because soft eggs loving

Patti Loran Wouldn't accept a medium egg Thank you. What did I think about pretty woman? It was fine movie as fine as it could be for someone who's going to a burner. But I wanted to call it something I'd call it slightly less pretty woman or that would be me actually now that I've a burn on my hand but you know movies need to be watched. Well I suppose it's not called pretty hand is it? So it's not like top it. Until I start making movies about hands with the heart of gold, I shall proceed onwards. Mine is the oldest hand out of all of the children's hands, and it's expected to keep working

no matter the cost. I've actually used that hand to poorly light a match and start my hair on fire so I could really show these people what pain means as I make them zucchini zoodles. I've never worked so hard in the time that Richard Gears lambda, Julie Kees and my fingertips were right where there was a fresh burn but comedy needs to be comedy and I'm there to perform because I have not entered myself here. I am performing even though I've had a hamster shoved up my hand which hurts terribly I did after watching pretty woman. I did try to Try to handle and fresh ask cargo, but of course I handled that contraption with my left hand and oh there went the snail shell

Just like Julia Roberts herself. Well these things happen especially if you got a burn, but so be it Snails must be gotten into. So we opened the episode with that. She's like, my hand. My hand. My hand. And in cases like, can we got something for Justice Hound, please?

And she's like, oh, she had herself. Great, great. So we need that now. She's like, well, I, she had to self great great. So we need right now. She's like, well, I thought I have to soft egg so make them harder with my hands. And then phase in like like mother hand mode this episode, I mean, by the end of the episode her hair is literally an abonnet. And so she's like, it's okay. And it's going to be okay.

It is going to be a hand. Let me put you on your hand. It's a little self. My mother used to make a bonnet. And so she's like, it's okay. It's okay. It's gonna be okay. It's gonna be okay. Let me put you on your hand. It's a little salve. My mother used to make a for me. It's egg white and straw. Let me put it on your hand. But she's doing it in that way. Where are your moms being real? You know, like there's no one around to see your mom. Because like when there are people around, your mom's like, honey, are you okay? Come here and get some hugs, hug delivery, hug delivery. Oh, I've got some medicine for that. Cut on your finger. Does it feel better when no one's around to see your mom's like, God damn it, Ronnie. Really?

Again, Jesus Christ. You're doing this on purpose. You know, at some point we're going to run out of fucking band-aids and it's going to be your fault. Okay? You better thank God that they invented paper towels. This is a bunch of bullshit. You know what? Get some tape in a paper towel, go to the bathroom and call me when you're done crying. I can't anymore. I'm done with this. So, Fei is not well, because Fei is, yeah, so Fei is like inserting whatever thing that she has

and Jess is like, no, you can't put it on my hand right now. I'm not interested. I don't need this shit in my life. They can take their fucking soft eggs and stick it. It's very disturbing when you can't open yourself. It's a shaft because there's only one of you. My job is to get food on the table and sometimes you need to keep going despite your hands. I can't despite your hands. I got in teeth and John Pepper, but I show here's what I will do. I'll put it in my teeth and I'll just shake this pepper and then into a few flakes come out. And someone downstairs asked Lewis what happened

and he goes, she got burned. That's why she was like, Oh, it's this. Meanwhile, by the way, burn your hand is the where I didn't like They also not have any all along this boat though for crying out loud someone puts some there is something that can help you You know that I know the hell of a witchy shit. I feel like when you bring your hand you're just fucked, okay? And especially on a skillet

You know, like she was using a cast iron, I'm assuming, out. Yeah. No, I mean, I burned my hand really bad on a Pyrex. I was like, I had like this stupid bottle. I hate them. I hate them so much. I don't know why I use them because I have like normal ones, but the ones that sort of like fit on your fingertips, the ones that are like so big. Oh, I hate those, yeah. It's like, as in, so like, so like, so like, so like, so like, so like, so like, so like, so like, so like, so like, so like, so like, so like, so like, so like, so like, so like, so like, so like, so like, so like, so like, so like, so like, so like, so like, so like, so like, so like, so like, so like, so like, so like, so like, so like, so like, so like, so like, so like, so like, so like, so like, so like, so like, so like, so like, so like, so like, so like, so like, so like, so like, so like, so like, so like, so like, so like, so like, so like, so like, so like, so like, so like, so like, so like, so like, so like, so like, so like, so like, so like, so like, so like, so like, so like, so like, so like, so like, so like, so like, so like, so like, so like, so like, so like, so like, so like, so like, so like, so like, so like, so like, so like, so like, so like, so like, so like, so like, so like, so like, so like, so like, so like, so like, so like, so like, so like, so like, so like, so like, so like, so like, so like, so like, so like, so like, so like, so like, so like, so like, so like, so like, so like, so like, so like, so like, so like, so like, so like, so like, so like, so like, so like, so like, so like, so like, So I had put the sheep, I had put it on the counter to like check something and then I had to put it back in the oven And when I put it back in the oven the pyrex slid on the sheep pan and hit me right on the wrist Which was of course not covered because I was using the stupid mother fucking like fingertip

Potholders which I'll never use again beyond opening up the toaster oven And so I got like it just like it's like burned and hurt so And so I got like, it just like, it's like burned and it hurts so badly for like overnight. And I just kept on applying all over to it over and over and over again. And I actually barely even got a blister because of it. So I'm all for team allo. Wow. So your team allo. Okay.

I'm team everything's bullshit. Okay. The only thing that's going to heal you is brail. So she's like, my, let's test this out. And then upstairs, the ladies are like, did you drive the passion fruit? You know what? I asked for a less passionate fruit. This is this bet. This fruit is too passionate. Send it back. Send it back. So then so Faberings, the harder I could make it make it make it as hard as they're trying to make me with this passion fruit.

So Lauren gets her harder edge much better. So then, um, so now Jess is telling Captain Kerry about her hand. She's like, my hand is a little burned. It's, it's, it's, I burned it. She was burned. And now it's burning and then pained. But I just we're taking five minutes to regret. And I shall be back because guess what? Groups don't help you when you're the only chef on board. Goodbye, regret. Now I'll be down in my cabin, regretting and growing a new hand. So she'll be, and carries like, all right, Steve, welcome to adventure. I'm gonna try and help you.

We need to slow everything down. Now I got used you want to do your job 100%. But listen, you got to piss with a Dixia God. And Oriana goes, oh my god, I've never heard that one before. So he's like, well, without the shift time she can't cook food. I've already, I'm already doing a dekins or I can't be any shift is will. And so face like, well, I've got more info on the bike ride today. So you'll have Mike and Dayton with you doing whatever it is you're going to be doing that down. The crazy crazy rose with your sweet tea and your grits. That's your adventure.

I know I was like shocked at fake because she kept calling it an excursion. She's like, we're going to have some information about your excursion. I was like, Faye, do you want to try that again from the top? Oh, the apologies. I have some information about your adventure. Thank you, Faye. Thank you, Faye. So, Kerry's in the Galley with Jess and he's like, G-Avenay Gloves and she's like, well, I mean, yes, of course, I've got gloves. Unfortunately, I've got a hand as big as a ham. Do you have a glove

large enough to fit a ham, Kerry? Do you? And he's like, where the thing I'm worried about is the skin is compromised and my biggest concern is the infection. I'm like, well, my biggest concern is my well-being and my... HUMMED. I'll tell you what else was compromised. The eggs, loud, let's drop the stupid bandage and get to work. Hard eggs coming right up. So he's going to be here soon, Chef. And then we cut to Oriana.

She's like, oh my god, is shaking head, shaking head, is shaking head, shaking head, gonna be better. And first, she couldn't be much worse. Could she, Jesus Christ. We're talking about a patio, right? So, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now chicken breasts. He's like, he is a captain, you got to do what, all jobs, you got to do a lot of all jobs on boots. When I was in my early 20s, I ran a dive boat. That was offshore.

The dive crew was responsible for cooking, but they were too busy. Dive and so that's what I did. I cooked, which is funny, because I cooked while I was diving. Lots of soggy meals. I'm like, well, what did they think of your cooking? He's like, people got wide data. That's official.

So then Jess is getting all this picnic food ready and she got the chicken salad ready and she's sending it up with people and then we get, you know, seeing if her icing her hand going, mother fucker, my hand. And then the guests are packing the excursion, the tender for the excursion and face like, boy, since you not forget these cool boxes. Now we

mean they're not cooler boxes, so like, cute boxes. Let's have a pronouncing them in this episode, alright? Does everyone have two cute boxes? Cute boxes. You know, the boxes that are really popular in high school, the Q boxes. So they are then they all like tumble onto the tender, including Jess, who's and then a lady, one of the ladies is like, Miss Jess, what happened to your hand? And Jessica's, I burned myself. And they were like, oh, honey. And then one of the ladies goes, was it while you were making Lorraine's breakfast? And they're like, oh, honey. Honey, honey.

And then when the ladies goes, was it while you were making Lorraine's breakfast? I wonder if that was Charity Anne who said that, because I love that there's someone who's someone the ladies is named Charity Anne, which I like, because I like to think that like, her sister is named like cool Anne, or like pretty Ann and 501 Z and Prom queen Ann and charity Ann

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And the crew will go in the white car If everyone wants to see with me today I'll be hanging in the back if you would like to do that You can do that I repeat after me Do we meet for so long? Did you? Yes, I know that is also You know, the sound of music

But you know, we work them all the entire spectrum of the Uh, uh, uh, uh, Julianne Jews repertoire And made sure a bicycle shots with kittens. So please go ahead and show me your day. You can stay with me old woman. And Lily is like, all right, you know, the meme artist, she's like, I get my fucking back. I'm twisting turns, she's fucking crazy.

They're even a cracker barrel on these freeways. I'm staying here. So she thinks she's gonna get to chill. But face like, all right, Lily, and grab some of those glasses, be careful with those. We're gonna set up a nice picnic. Maybe it's out woman. I know.

All right, everyone. We're gonna be heading to Trollst region road. Oh, that was Lorian's first name, Trollst region. Yes, well, it's one of the most dangerous roads in all of Europe, but one of the most dangerous roads, the most scenic road that you'll ever see in your entire life. It's Ziggy and it's winding and it's going to be scary. Do I say, Hidvincha!

Ah! So, Fay and Jess set up to pick Neck and Boss poor Lillian around. Lillian's just like, did we bring some sweet tea. You need to stop with the sweet tea, Diyam, I'm about five minutes away from holding a chiefer of dish over your head until you stop breathing. Do you understand? No one will question me, Lillian, not one person. I feel like Lillian was having the time of her life. She's like, well, no one told me and get to set a table on this trip. Oh, man. Now things are really in the side and talk about adventure. I'm putting some napkins with rings on them today. Yeah, everyone shows up in Lillian's in a bikini top, like youthful again.

So by the way, I choose Lillian's job because I'm not biking down that road. I don't even, I don't want to go, no, maybe I drive down it, but I don't want to, I don't, the only reason why I would not drive down the troll's season road is because you know, there's gonna be bikers on there,

so you'll have to go one mile per hour, which is probably good because you don't want to go above five miles per hour Because you go flying off a cliff and die, but like honestly That's too intense of a bike ride for me Case-Henna was wondering. Case-Henna was about to book me a trip to troll steigen Get through about the gift you an excursion for your birthday Yeah, that's some bullshit, even driving down it, even looking at it. I was like, this is terrible design.

I was like, I know it all turns to my toe for that road. And I was like, this road sucks. I know, I was like, what was the point of this road? And I looked up on Wikipedia and it's like, troll's the e-gen connects this village to that village. I'm like, all of that for two villages, it's called Get a Boat. You know what I say?

You know what I say? Abandon the village. Okay, we don't need all the villages. Okay, enough. You know what, if I want to see that road, you know what I say? You know I say abandon the village okay we don't need all the villages okay enough. You know if I want to see that road you know I'll do I'll turn on the car commercial okay because clearly I'll film like that okay you have a disc it's called 3 p.m. on a Sunday during football I'll turn on Ford Ranger commercial okay now I've seen the road. I went down that road I was the first person to go down that road I was the greatest person to go down the steel ridge and road Okay, that's it. That's it. No one can compare. You know what?

I'm sorry you can't go down the road as good as I went down the road But seriously like no one even wants to go to the village because I don't want to look like Infuriated me as I went down that twisty road. It's a cheetah brand. Anyone else who goes down there is a cheetah road brand That's it Bethany Frankel has moved from Cosmetic reviews to road reviews. I wouldn't love Bethany Frankel has moved from cosmetic reviews to road reviews. I would love Bethany's road to TikTok. That's it. You know what?

I went down this route. I thought, you know what? It's a nice route. Look at the route. Like, what could be wrong with it? Because you from A to B. You know what? Fuck B. I don't even want to get to B after this route.

You know what? It's like one big popcorn. Okay. You know what? I-10. Congratulations. You go across the country. You know what else goes across the country? A plane. So don't think it's so special. Okay, I tend more like I'm attend US seven. Okay, you know, that's not so back on the boat.

Clean, clean, clean. In case you in Orianna are working and Orianna's like, um, dinner, head shake is going to be wicked late. So we need a plan. So maybe I could do this stuff and you can like do housekeeping. Cause like my answer important. And when phase gone, there has to be a plan. Plus like Casey is a third still. We don't know the case is Thursday, right? Head shake. So then back on back back on land, Million's still like making this table for Faye and Faye's putting out shit. Lilly, would you have me put out some Faye's?

Sure, just gotta. I hope they get back from Lauren Road soon. I'm sorry, did I say Lauren, I'm at troll staging road, sorry, it's just easy to mix up for me. So Faye's like, oh Lilly, and I love having you about. You can be my second stew.

And Louis and Zach, oh, thank God. Meanwhile, they won't make either one of the other girls a second stew, but they're constantly liling in with a decent fucking silver roll up and she's got it made. Hey, you know, sometimes it's just in the way you do it. So now, just meanwhile, it's like, one question. I'd like to know the answer to Lily and you are involved in this. Where is the other cure box? The one that looks like this one, the one that represents the torture in my life. Where is it? Lily is like, we'll shoot, I don't know. It's like, there are two curing our bags. So I'm not really sure all of the other one is,

but surely there's another one because there were two cue la. And then we see the clip of facing Mike. Please do not forget the second cue la. Do not forget it, Mike. And Mike's like, er, er, er, er, and then cut back. And Jess is like, we're an hour away from the boat. If I don't have something, I'm screwed.

It's not here. It's not here. All right. Radio, radio, radio, radio, just, just, radio, radio. My hand. Has anyone seen the cula? The cula bag. If I miss anything, I'm already screwed. It's not like I can get anyone to

hold on. Let me put my hand in front of my chest, so if one understands this joke, lend me a hand. I already did that. Thank you. That was great. It's hard to have you know when your hand isn't such disrepair, but human must exist no matter the pay. Sure, I've bombed at many open mic nights, but I'll tell you we have really exceeded open heart nights, because I'm vulnerable. I've been burned. So just as radio and the guys going, quick question, did you guys take two cute laboxes? And then we see the GoPro on Mike's camera and he's just like

oh everything in there what wait check the q-lab boxes Michael the q-lab box wait I'm not sure what you want from us about it and wait q-lab box are you joking right now you really this big of an idiot? The only person who's more idiotic than you is me. For having this conversation with you and for placing a hand on a hot skillet, sometimes I wish it was your face, but it was my hand. And that's the card that I have been given in life, goodbye to you dear dear sir. That hand has everything I could possibly need in my life, I'll accept for a hand of course. Now what are you going to do? Coal Mr. Delivery?

No, it's not an option. Where the fuck is my fucking Cue La Box? I can't do anything without my Cue La Box. Here it is in the car, everyone. Oh yes, yes it is in the car, everyone. Oh, yes, yes. It is. Yes, it turns out it was in the most expected place it would possibly be. The car that had arrived in, yes, yes, yes, yes. And she goes, well, apparently two blondes can't organize a picnic.

And her face just looks at her like, Bitch, are you kidding me? Not only am I doing this all on my own, I'm training a senior workforce early here and you're going to make a blonde joke. Please, Fay, call Mr. Delivery until I have no need. We found the box. So, meanwhile, the bikers are just biking and we hear Lauren go, this is actually an adventure. Oh, good job, Lauren.

You're using the brand of the show but now this time say with more passion adventure So we're calling into teller that we know everybody's taking selfies and Nathan's like everybody give me Your dick Hi, hey, give me your dick. It's like, well, maybe back off of Nathan, please, ma'am. Yeah, there was that one lady who's really hot to drop her Nathan. She like actually last episode, she basically cornered him and sat on like a ladder and was like, so you into older ladies. It's like, Mrs. Robinson starts playing in the background. Yeah. So like, hey, you got somebody. He's like, no, no, in the background. Yeah, it's like how you got somebody He's like, no, no, you know, I'm keeping it pretty single right now. I'm like, how come?

Whoa, and isn't that the lady who's son is on board? Yes. Yeah, she's doing that. I love it Yeah, so there's more cleaning and then the Lewis is talking to Captain Kerr and he's like cleaning and then the Lewis is talking to Captain Kerrion. He's like, is he any good weather channels? He's like, yes, I certainly do. It's called the Weather Channel, your idiot TV, a channel on TV. It's one day. Actually, nothing works out here. That's the secret. It's all crap. Nothing is what it says it is. And Lewis is like, well, no, but look here, says that a God, the weather just changed here. Told ya. Oh, no, it looks like we're going from overcast

to lightly drizzly. Oh no! So now they're like, now it's 504 and Jess is setting up the picnic and her Charcutie board is finally coming together and she goes, I hate picnics, but this one is actually turning out okay. Despite the fact, I've burned my hand.

So then back on the bike, Mike is like, oh yeah, watch out lady, because that one could send you right over those cliffs. This will be the last thing you ever did. She's like, hey. You're not Nathan, who is this person? I am the real trollest deejan. So fucking Mike.

So meanwhile, Lillian's still doing the napkins. Now God bless, Lillian. God she is just so wonderful. She is in her element. She is in mom mode, but she's been working on those napkins for a long time girl You have seven napkins default. Okay, it should have been done 20 minutes ago And so everybody arrives and they're hungry for lunch and Someone goes, oh my god shark hootery. So is that a chutney there? And just guess, actually,

it's a local berry like a jam. So what's chutney? Is it a fucking chutney? Okay. We call those jelly grits. So, um, so now it goes, I'm sorry, but one lady goes, wow, I'm sorry but one lady goes wow I'm a bad eat a potato in my mouth It's a rude a bigger but go on not just It's a rude a bigger that's your ear Please keep on grits. I just would like to mention that the chutney or You know the local jam but but there is, has been sweetened with my blood. Oh, okay.

So there, what GDW all day, Lilian? She's like, I did the table. Look at this. I did the table. I did near everything on here. Wow. Someone fan used fur Lilian. Like, geez, bitches.

You can't make me feel like something need to Lilian. someone found use for lily in. Like, geez, bitches. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I'm braille as they don't have umbrellas. And the guests are starting to get mad because it's raining, but it's not raining hard. It's just like lightly drizzling, which is still not ideal, but Lauren is like, I'm really not like, not like in this getting wet. I don't like it at all. Oh Lauren, honey, if you're talking about your hair, no man has ever lied, and no man ever will. So just leave a little bit, okay?

Listen here, troller steam. Once you get off customer service with admin, let us know. And the guy, the son is like, I'm about to do a rain dance. You know that brings rain, right? Please go home. Please just go home. I'm going to do a drought dance.

Now that doesn't sound good either. Well, I hope my mama gets fed. Okay, both of you now. Both of you, come on. Okay, we're still skin. So, so now Nathan's like, he's Nathan has sourced some garbage bags and he's like unfolding them. I guess to kind of do some weird, sharpish, you're he and Mike are going to hold them

over the gas, which is weird because our garbage bags is really only one per person. So I guess there's not enough people to cover all the gas. I don't know. So FaZe is watching this. Oh, hey guys, what are you doing? Yeah. And Nathan's like, he's like, well, we're going to hang these over the gas.

I think it'll be really good. And she's like, hey, I do you have draping garbage bags over my guess heads. But I want to tell them that they're doing something stupid, but I don't think there's an ounce of common sense in between them. Sorry, my hand, I touched something. It's not a stupidity around here. Suddenly, it's like, Hey, anybody want to go under the cover? And they're like, no, no, thank you. And so he's like, Hey got an idea, what do we do some shots? Say, they're hey. And so, of course, right when they get up to leave the rain stops and Loran takes

that as a personal, you know, this is like fucking rain. I'm riding with me. I'm riding a letter to the manager of Odin, okay, do your, do your Thor stop raining when I'm writing a letter to the manager of Odin. Okay. Dear, dear Thor, stop raining when I'm visiting your land. Thanks, sign Lorraine. Lorraine. So they go back and everyone starts

changing for dinner because you know, it's vacation. It's like when we all get ready for the next meal. So phase telling Nathan, all right, I'm going to need you to get some life into the party tonight. Can you get into dance without putting plastic bags over the head and suffocating them? You know, it's staying in your lane Nathan, that's what I'm trying to say, to a shirtless, do something sexual, shirtless, no plastic bags around. And that's it's on your penis, which you might need around that horny mother over there. So this warning. Listen, I don't mean to infantilize your, or just sort,

I don't mean to mind you anyway, but can you do that, your little dance, your little cute dance that you do? Can you do that for them please, your little adorable dance? I'll give you a special stack afterwards. Thank you. Hmm. So Jess is like, oh, I'm like, how do I get through this? Being the first born, I've learned not to ask for help. People say I'm a control freak, but at this moment, I have no choice. It's a hand, or it's not a hand, but someone's getting dinner with my quilla. Burning my hand really brought up a lot of trauma I have about being an older sister and having to do some things for myself.

Anywho. So now, the one lady goes, Natalie is outside drinking, having cocktails. And she's like, Chef is so tired right now. I'm sure another lady is like, well, her poor hand, poor, lesser hand. Anyway, could we have the chef come up here and juggle some things for us? We just want to see if she can do it. Good. Chef up here. I want to show I want to heard it. I heard me show everybody our secret handshake. And then we see a son of a baby,

bam, bam, the roller coaster, sweet sweet baby. I'm all the way to go to sleep. And then we see Lillian on her cell phone, and she's doing the most mom-like check of her emails of all time. There's something about moms that when they check their emails, what they do is, of course the glasses come on, and then the cell phone goes,

they hold the cell phone right around mid-chest level, and then scrunching the neck all the way down. There's something like, let me just lower my chin as far down as it can possibly go, because that's time to read in the mail. I don't know why every mom does that. Oh, excuse me, one sec. Oh, all right, now I'm in position.

I can remind you, isn't that? My mom is on this group text with all her friends. So it's going off all day and all night, you know? And you know that she gets a text because she turns her volume all the way up and she uses this regard. Quack, quack, quack, quack. Quack, quack, quack, quack.

Like the ducks, I fucking, I resent all of her friends now, because I'm like, why would you do this to be why? I guarantee Lillian has that like, like, my corn sound, like, whew, whew, whew, whew, whew, and you know what you know what her ringtone is. She has the old time telephone ring ring where it's like at like 400 decibel, and it always goes off in the middle of a show. So then Orianna is talking to Nathan and the mess and about, you know, like, well, there's like one man down, but you can get the gas ride on. Can't you?

You should get them right out. And so face like, okay, everyone, can I see something? A trolless thing. Are you having dinner inside? And she's like, yes. Are you sure about that? Now, I'm not saying it's like I just want to make sure that I'm not having to carry an entire Viking art installation to the outside if you are going to eat on the inside.

Well, I think that we all saw with your road. Your road has many switchbacks and we want to make sure that it does not extend to dinner locations. So, we can fan for interior, please, because I found some chotch guis and the basement of this boat and I'd like to put them on the table and make it seem like it's a table scape thank you So then um KC's like oh my god. Do you know what I forgot? The captain's laundry bog and Ariana's like um How can we make that not happen because it's at the second day in a row? KC's like um when it comes to like Ariana and I, I see us as equals, but we do the same

job, but Ariana is very calculated, and she's thirsty for power, and she wants credit, and I have to watch out for her. Yeah, I'm gonna just just, Ariana eating chips, bitchily, while she squirrels through her phone. It's time for commercial. It's time for a crap and commercial. literally while she squirrels through her phone. But now everyone's getting dressed for dinner and carries like Natalie, seeing Jesus,

I'm gonna leave nothing to help you at tonight. She's like, what time do you have to be done, Nathan? How'd you be? Hello, useful. Look at you with both of your healthy. Tonight, have to be down Nathan, how'd you'll be hell-a-use for look at you with both of your healthy. Ah, tonight, I would like to make something that makes the women feel warm. So I'm going to make halibut, because as a child, my childhood pet was actually a halibut. We would sleep

together and sleep. Same bed at night, all night long, that halibut, flapping away, trying to get a breath of water, it was in my bed. So Nothing brings me warmth like a hell of a bit and hopefully the same extends for these women also zeros I just need to push through the pain and make dreams come true So everybody's wearing denim for some reason They all have like denim shirt so gas is denim shirt, man. Okay. That's a thing everybody wear wearing denim for some reason. They all have like denim shirt. So guys, it's denim shirt, mate. Okay, that's the thing. Everybody wear a denim shirt.

Okay, mom, I'm doing it. So they all show up and face like, yeah, the table's ready for you. The inside table, we agree to. Do you remember that, Lauren? So they all sit down. They're like, now look at that. Look at all those little, those little antiques. Looks like an antique

Hey, is that is that just a ranch? And that's it. There's a hammer did someone leave a toolbox on this Mike's like sorry ladies Mike's Excuse me Strowstige and wants his tools Tools bad. Yes, good.

Hahaha. So, so, Lorraine, it's like cheers. This is a real good wine. And Orianna goes, That means a lot. Coming from you. Um, so then they get their halibut served over at Lemon Resotto and we get the obligatory

of the ship is wonderful. Can I take her home? No, that's the new thing. Can I take her home? We also get some insight from Lauren who says, I do love turquoise. I do love turquoise. So, um, then we have, and then we have this weird scene with Lewis and Mike in their bunk. And Lewis is like, I didn't piss today and Mike's like, oh,

I piss four times. He's, no, no, but I didn't piss today because I've been working so hard. It's like, oh, well, I've been peeing all night. What I'm saying is that I worked all day. I didn't drink. I didn't piss. I just worked. I'm like, Lewis, this man She bike down trolls the gym. He bike down his face today. Okay Stop trying to one up him with your work. Yeah, really weird piss conversation and then The felt Lily and phone rings and they're like Lily is that your phone? Gosh Lily and phone is ringing more than anyone else's

on this trip. We got some gentlemen colors. Loran's, of course, all bitter. Loran, you know. Yeah, Loran also says, because it's like 11 o'clock, and Loran goes, I have literally never eaten this late in my life. I was like, well, that explains your personality.

You've never eaten at 11 o'clock before, ever, in your life, Loran? I've robbed, robbed yourself with joy. Much. Lauren. Oh, poor thing. Gosh, someone get her to a, do a late night diner for crying out loud. There's a whole world of late night eating that she's missing out on. So, um, then it's time for fade away. Dayton, time for your special dance. Take off your shirt, Nathan, do it. Nathan, take it off, squat, Nathan.

Let me see you do that, Nathan. Yeah, do it, Nathan. So he is fearless and rare, or he is so hot. And it's just funny to me that like, Orianna has eyes for Lewis and Casey has eyes for Mike, sort of I'm like, what is wrong with you people what Nathan is ready but Nathan's like gorgeous and you guys are going for Tronstein and James

James ways face yeah So phase like the end girl is a good tip so fingers crossed give him good tip So he goes out and he's like, ladies, you want to do some shots? And he's like, hey, ladies, do you want to, would you like to take some shots? And the horny ladies, like, I'll take your shorts. That's what you said. Short try to put an R in it. Come shorts. Guess what? I've got an R in my name. I can put my R in you. What do you think about that? Okay. Okay. Can I get an a So Face like Nathan that just nailed the whole charter now please go literally in the the whole chart Mommy needs a new pair of shoes come on go on

So That then Ariana's like the women is for charge to their rooms and Ariana goes by and the horny lady is like, hey, Ariana, we were just talking about your question. There's Mark, there's Nathan, there's Louis of the three of them. Who's your favorite? And Ariana's like, I think Louis is my favorite. Oh, yeah, I thought Louis would be your favorite.

You see my at the top, that'd be really attractive. A late-not TV host, yeah. I like how the lady was so touched. I'm told she goes, oh yeah, I thought he would be your favorite. She's, why? Because he's more... refined? Yes. Yes. Thank you for coming up with the word for that. And she said, I have to spend more time learning about his soul, of course, but I really like getting people in positions of power. And he's a bosom. It's wrong with her. What does I mean, I understand like when what's her face, fake lens, the unwooder house

said, I like men who are powerful, but saying I like dating people in positions of power to cry out. It's creepy. It's 2022, you know, what's can we just put that to rest already? So then, um, Orianna, yeah, she must learn his soul. And so the producer's like, so have you dated other bozons and she's like I'm only captains Now I see why she sounds still she's upwardly mobile so

It's the morning and Lewis is ordering epilepsy because his were wrong and so he asked or yana He's like secure epilets are they are the epilets all right in the in the interior? And she goes, well, I only have one stripe. And he goes, oh, so your epilets are wrong. Oh, I suppose the right ones. She's like, well, whatever. Yeah, she goes, oh, okay. So the anchor, which lady no one gave you two epilets, okay? And I don't know if Lewis really knows that or not, but it is kind of funny because he likes her Yeah, trying to get her those stripes Yeah, exactly so now anchors coming up and with that time to go to

Frozen that's marina and then there's a lady named Carrie who's like I'm ready for breakfast. Can I have some fruit? so just like I Shall warm up the bacon on the pastries and I will take great care not to burn them the way I have burned my hand. I have no choice but to carry on with my job. Let's get this warming up. I have no choice. I've seen terrible things at war. Things that no person should have have to see. Lim's torn, a thunder, blood, God's eyeballs falling out.

But I have no choice to go forward and heat up some French toasts. So they just start piling all this food on carry who's the only person awake. She's like, okay, yeah, I did want some fruit. Okay, Chuck Backels, okay. Grasaps. Okay, eggs, all right.

It's like bearing this poor lady under a table of food. Hold her up for Trull's season. No, that's not me. You can't see my face in. You're getting me confused now. So then carry on Lewis or in the bridge and or the wheelhouse, whatever. That's the same thing, right?

The bridge is the wheelhouse. I think so. God, I still don't know after all these years. So they're talking and Lewis is like any lock, any lock with getting help yet. And he's like, well, it's a small industry. I've looked at lots of CVs, but he's like, I can look and say that's a good name or a bad name. Move on. You know why? Because this isn't just to date the offices are goddamn a b**ch! He's like, don't worry, every charter is gonna get beer time, beer time, beer time isn't that the way, isn't that what we've always learned on below deck, things always get

beer time. So now all the women are downstairs and they're eating and then someone's like asking if the suitcases are ready yet. So the KC basically notifies the deck guys that they want their suitcases for packing and everything. So Mike and Nathan are like, okay, cool, we'll go down and do it. They ask like Lewis, but Lewis is like, I'm busy, I'm too busy right now.

Nathan's like, when man, shit, I gotta take a shit right now real quick so like okay. The full story live okay so Nathan has to go poop so he's like I'm going poop so he leaves and then Loran is like I can't really do anything without a suitcase. So I'm gonna need a suitcase. That would be, is it sweet tea? So I'm just gonna put chocolate. suitcase, okay. So Oriana's like, I'll call them. I will call them right now. So she's like, that crew, that crew,

any update on the suitcases? And Nathan's like, no, Mike's like, well, when he gets out of the bathroom, well, I'll do it, but it's too many jobs right now. I can't really do much because it's just me here. So I'm just gonna see here and eat some toast. Well, Nathan's like, well, when he gets out of the bathroom, I'll do it, but it's too many jobs right now. I can't really do much because it's just me here. So I'm just gonna say, here on you some toast, well, Nathan Schitt's, I can't make Nathan Schitt faster. Can't do it.

Me, troll steedgen, one troll steedgen, one person, one person, no luggage, troll steedgen, can't alone. Me, I'm gonna eat some toast, I'm gonna eat some toast, don't alone. Me, I'm getting some tests. I'm going to use some tests to wait. So Casey's Casey sees all this going down. And she's like, I don't know how much brain capacity they can use on dock about they should use more. So Nathan, there's something about this bathroom.

That's a Nathan's room because it's somehow like where everything goes wrong Because Nathan has been in there like a long time. Okay, I like a timer on the door. It's like 12 minutes 17 minutes It's like 14 minutes in and some girls like how did you get your bag yet? And this woman Christie goes no because apparently it takes about an hour Get your suitcase around here. So now it's 18 minutes in. So now he flushes 18 minutes at look. I'm not unfamiliar with needing to have

a little bit of time in there, but when you're on the clock, there are ways to speed up this process. This should not have been longer than eight minutes. I'm gonna tell you that right now. This is a minute poop. This is an 18 minute paper. Okay. So then everyone's changing, they finally get the escape, the suitcases out or whatever. So then they change into their wives to say bye, but it's time to talk. But can we do it? Because last time the boat stopped

working. But don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't long on we're all gonna go I'm gonna do it we're gonna do it we're gonna do it we made it you did everything's fine yeah everything's great so now everyone lines up for the goodbyes everyone cuts off the gay all the sun is like everything was fantastic and he gives like these really aggressive like hugs

that are like sway left right left right left right okay whoa whoa whoa and so Lorraine is like well thanks you guys made us feel safe if not well-fed so thanks for driving us bye thank you for showing us this land without grits or textured eggs we really had a good Also, my mother has not stopped doing panimimes of rolling napkins. So thanks for that. Thanks for giving my mother something to harp over me for the plane ride back to South area of America that we come from.

Okay, can't wait to hear that. Hey, what were you doing while I was actually working on our vacation? Oh, you're riding the bike. Oh, wow. Well, that's typical Lauren, lazy Lauren, not helping with napkins like mom does. Thanks a lot, crew. Thanks a lot.

So, um, clean, clean, clean, clean, clean, clean, clean, cleaning, cleaning time. So they're cleaning and face is Lewis. So she's like, Hey, hey, sorry, you're getting us two anytime anytime soon because I just quickly read an email from the uniform guy that mentioned something about me. He's like, oh no, we're just getting new epilets. So, oh, but you ordered us to epileg, is that correct?

And she was like, so, Oryana said she only had one stripe is she is she a second is Who says that? I'm not such a man. It's one stripe. I'm a she's the second right? Just will I'm a I'm aware that Ariana wanted to be the chief's two position or the second she's two But trust is absolutely everything to me and matching hair styles and matching makeup And I made up my mind that we weren't going to pay the second or third dish of that. We were going to work together as a team with matching hair and matching makeup and the fact that Oryan has gone to the booth some about it and they've done something behind my back. I'm absolutely

leave it, leave it. Blast on my try to tell her how to put on lipsticks. So then they're at tip meeting and curious like oh, oh, We're still fine tuning the machine. We started with guests We expected to be different Fantastic jaw bacteria. You were on the interior doing interior things washing wiping moving your hands around exterior You were doing similar things, but on the exterior you were a man down, you still did it. Chef Jess locked the baby from the well, only one hand, how she gonna climb up out of that well, well Jess was still down the well. But what are

here? It's a food is fine down that well. Good job, jeez. And what of Mr. Delivery do we not hear a lot of it's for him? And Mr. Uniformed, delivery man as well. Come on now, Captain. So Shitty Tip. Yes, Shitty Tip. Well, on me is 15 grand. How many days were they there? Well, the last crew, last charter-g given 20 grand, the good news is that there are

person down, they're still going to work, it'll work out well per person, but it was a shitty, so shitty tip. So, face like, well, I did everything I knew, I thought I could do it, possibly entertain these women. I mean, I personally thought it was very entertaining when I told them to go through the alphabet, ABCDEFO. We did that for hours. And Nathan's like, I don't know whose fault it is, but it's not my fault. They love me. They really love me. E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E taste-slug freedom. Now tonight we're having an awesome night of ball de vessel because another group comes on tomorrow

says, splooge in your cabins everybody. All right, all right, thanks for coming. So now it's more cleaning and more cleaning and everyone's just, this is lots and lots of cleaning and then so now Casey is the evening, everyone's done cleaning and Casey is making drinks and she's not only making drinks, she's making drinks with aquaVee which of course made me think immediately of Caroline Fleming who poured it for the women of ladies of London and that she forced it on everyone. I guess, is that not the most wonderful flavour? Who's this not the most wonderful flavour of aquaVee?

Is that the most wonderful Danish flavour you've ever had in your life? Is that the most wonderful thing you've ever had? No? How lucky are you to have me pull you aquaVee? You've ever had in your life. Is that the most wonderful thing you've ever had? No? How lucky are you? To have me pull you, aqua-vi. Should we do a clear of the flam for all time, sake? Oh, no.

So now we're drinking. Ha-ha-ha. It's put your degrees outside. And Olivia wants to go into the hot tub. I'm not Olivia. I mean, Ariana. All right, Olivia. And she's like, let's go into the hot tub. I'm not Olivia, I mean, Orianna, or Olivia. And she's like, let's go to the hot tub. And I wanna make a sex video, Lewis.

Ha! And Fei has, she's like, well, it's raining outside. I don't want to ruin this. Perfect. Meli Griffith, Beverly DeAndre Loha. So I'm gonna put on a shower cap. So she comes to the hot tub looking like a 1920s synchronized swimmer. Yeah, she's like this would be hilarious. So she comes in that and Mike's like,

for half a year, does everyone have tails? I want to get his tails. Everyone stay right here. Trolls, Dejan. Scared, water. No, no, no hot tub for troll's digging. Oh, so Casey makes some more drink. And so then Faye asks Oriana, she's like, So Oriana, did you make a more epilex? No, but you asked him for epilex, is that correct? Because our epilex ordered for you. So why did you order them Lewis if she didn't ask for them?

And he's like, because mine should have three stripes. And it wears two. And I know one of your steers should have two stripes. And it has one. So I ordered the proper stripes. That's what it did. And take us two, look at Orianna. She's your second steward, right?

And so now FaZe really mad. Now by the way, Orianna is like a clear clear like self-professed social climber and she even admits to it and then she does it even more by the end of the episode. But in this case, I thought Lewis was being sneaky because this was actually more of Lewis who was like, you know, who did this than Oriana because we saw the interaction or he was like, hey, do you have like, what's any weird things to be striped? She's like, well, I don't have one. I've got, I only have one. And he's like, okay, where are you some?

She's like, okay, like whatever. And like, but, Faye thinks it's more like Oriana was like, could you do me a favor? Could you get me some appalettes? Cause I only have one stripe. So I actually, I'm like, I kind of feel like Lewis is fucking over Oriana a little bit right here. Oh no, hell no, no, he's not. I mean, he is starting at, but she am like, I kind of feel like Lewis is fucking over Ariana a little bit right here. Oh no, hell no, no he's not. I mean, he is starting it, but she's like, okay, sure, give me two stripes. She knows that she doesn't have two fucking stripes. That lady told them they're not doing that.

They're going to be on an even playing field and all work as a team. So she knows Dan while she doesn't have those stripes, she knows it. Well, I'm just saying this being the one who's like, yeah, I'll just get him for you and playing dumb like what? I had no idea what I was doing as if she hasn't complained to him 10 times that she wants double stripes, you know? So anyway, so so phase pissed off. Fade is not like this at all and so she's like she's just she hates She hates like the manipulation that's going on here. And then Lewis, by the way, here's another strike against Lewis, he says, I wish Kyle were here. He'd call me Deck Daddy. I was like, you're the only one in the history of Kyle, including probably his

family that has ever said, I wish Kyle were here. And by the way, we didn't even talk about this on take a seat this week. Kyle was arrested last week because he he ran on to the field during I think a soccer game and he was arrested So, you like punch a cop trying to get away any punch a whole thing He's just a country boy can take the boy to country So dumbass so then let's see so Lewis is like oh, yeah, I wish Kar was here. So then Orianna's like, you know what?

You're like a dude, like Casey, you're hot. Like if I was a dude, I'd be like, that's how hot you are. That's totally how hot you are right now. Yeah, yeah, because Fay now like her revenge on Orianna is that she's going to compliment Casey. She's like, Casey, that's a like her revenge on Ariana's that she's gonna compliment Casey. She's like Casey that's a beautiful bikini that you're wearing beautiful absolutely beautiful. What a beautiful girl you are and I think this is what Mike says, but does he go? Yeah, what color your eyes? I have that color in my underwear No, he goes what he said was what color your eyes, dark, dark brown,

and she goes poop colored, he goes, I have that on my underwear, she's, are you joking? So it's actually worse than what you said, because it's actually made explicit by Casey, and he really doubles down on it. Yeah, that Mike's that guy, I don't know what I'm saying. Go, I just don't know.

So, Lewis and Orianna are now left alone in the hot tub because everybody else is like, why are we in a hot tub in the winter with people we don't like? Bye. So they leave and Lewis is like, oh, guess what? Get out now. And she's like, I know, come back. Come back, everybody.

I don't want to suck, Lewis tonight. It's not appropriate haha oh my god it's like we're in a corner right Lewis she's like bending over the extra stuff so I'll tell God and he's like I'm not that kind of guy you know I like to take a girl on a walk on the beach and see if there's a connection shut up Lewis he is James, the sphakerie. So then, then meanwhile downstairs, Nathan's just like in his bathing suit still on the face. Like, Nathan, could you put on a dressing gown or something warm because I really don't know what my crew getting cold. It's cold

out there, Nathan, please. Please take off your shirt. It will keep the crew warm too, Nathan. Oh, you really may have that taking off your shirt, Nathan. So then Lewis is like, so he starts making out. She Orianna's got her feet massaging his neck and touching his ears. And he's like, well, let's just say this, things going on under the bubbles that people got to see. I'm enjoying myself, but it is escalating quickly and then they start making a flatulence. By the way, I just want to clear a club of flatulence. I'm farting in this hot tub quite of it. Oh God, it's actually Mike. Mike, get out of the hot tub.

Trostige in wet. So, so Lewis and Orianna are making out and so Casey and Faye just had to go on to the doktap of smoke and so now Casey's like, face like in a like an old-timey raincoat or something, it's not an old-timey raincoat, it's just like in my mind, it's like a raincoat from the 40s, she's like, in my mind, she's like dressed like Madeline. So she's like, she's like, I don like dress like Madeline. So she's like, she's like, I don't know what the fuck is up with Orianna today. She needs a little fucking something. Yeah. And Casey's like, well, you know, she's into that like whole power position thing, you know. Yes, but, you know, it's obviously very important to Ayanna. She's gonna carry the up to Lewis for another stripe

That's pretty desperate, wouldn't you say and Casey's like Yeah, but they's just gonna bitch to Casey and then we cut back to Orianna and she's like a babe I want three stripes And looks like no, but you are two stripes, dude, I want three stripes. And it's like, no, but you are two stripes, dude. And I'm a two-striped deck. She's, oh, just watch. Watch me get three stripes, baby.

Just watch. And then, phase like at the end of the day, you get nothing for nothing, Ronnie. But don't be conniving. I'm a nice person. Attempts fact with me. So, time, time, time. Don't be conniving. I'm a nice person. Attempts fact with me. So Oriana's like, let me come into the season acting like a villain on a CW soap.

Who says that? Watch me get three stripes, baby. Just watch. Yeah, baby. I'm going to get it. You just way. Her character will be played by Michelle Tractenberg in 2004. Well, well everybody that brings us to the end of Below Deck Adventure. What a wild and rollicking time that wasn't at Fincha! Thanks everyone for listening and we'll be back with more recap slated this week. Bye everyone. Bye. Watch what crap ends would like to think it's premium sponsors.

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