Watch What Crappens - Below Deck Adventure: Seth Becomes Her

Episode Date: December 14, 2022

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You know, just getting ready for Christmas, standing by the door waiting for the Amazon guy to come by because I have like a stereotypical hot Amazon person. Oh my god, I love him. I saw him at the gas station the other day and he was listening to the Ringer podcast. Oh my god, it's so close. Just come close to watch. What happens? My handsome little delivery man. I got the Amazon Prime right here. I'm surprised that you have the same Amazon Prime delivery person. Like, it's always a different, whenever I order from Amazon, it's always a different person. One time there was a really hot guy. And like, I took a screenshot from my ring

cam because I was like, look at this guy. He sort of has like, I was like, this is like a hot Amazon delivery guy. But like, it's never the same person twice. You're so lucky you get the same person over and over again. Well, it's not always the same because there's shifts, because I order Amazon day and night, like in the daytime, because when I'm ordering things, I'll order something and they'll be like,

oh, I forgot to get detergent. And then I'll order detergent. And they'll be like, oh my God, I forgot to get a hairbrush. I'm just kidding. So I order a lot of things and then they just come all during the day. I think there's three shifts from what I can figure out morning

Middle of the day and nighttime So yeah, he's one of them but God I recognized him and I said I want to recognize you on the wall and a wedding picture Well, um that well, maybe you can go on a on a honeymoon with him maybe you can go on a honeymoon with him, perhaps to Norway, land of adventure. Adventure. We're gonna talk some below deck today, before we dive into that, come join us on Patreon, patreon.com slash watch for crapens,

where you get access to our bonus episodes and crapens on demand or discord channel, et cetera, or a server, I should say, also go to crapensmerch.com and buy that special someone in your life, some crappens merch. Get them maybe something that says, be real or on a healing journey. Whatever it is that you want. Go there and you will find it. So today, so below deck, so we aren't recapping regular blow deck this week. So I just wanted to give a little check in.

I watched the episode. I think Ronnie, you were doing, you were in Mothland, you were doing the moth. So you probably have not gotten a chance to watch it yet, right? No, I have not watched it. Also, it's like a cat. I thought it was like the captain lead leaving episode and I just can't. I can't. Okay.

I just can't, I can't. Okay, I just can't take it right now. It kind of is, but basically, like, that happened to very, very, very, very, very, and, I mean, like, it was a classic Bravo thing where, where in one episode they say, this thing is happening on the next episode, then the next episode comes and the thing that they cheese happens at the very final 10 seconds,

and then you have to wait for yet another episode to really see what happens. So that's what happened, but like in terms of like the other stuff from the up, I was sad, it's sad watching him fall into decline. I'm really sad that Captain Lee is gonna be leaving. He's just Captain Lee, you know?

It's been a long, for so long, and you know, I feel bad for him that he has to go through that, et cetera. Yeah, sucks. We're gonna miss you, buddy. God damn it. But, there's also some great news in the Bravo first. Miss Kate Chastain was having a little baby.

Can you believe that? I know, I did not have that on my bingo card for the year. Or, you know, really the next couple. I cannot believe I'm completely shocked and I love it for her good for her That's gonna be the most chill Labor of all time like that baby is gonna be delivered and the baby you like And kids can be like I know I'm the first the baby's first word is gonna be word is going to be. Kate just going to be sitting there in the labor of saying like, well, if you would like to take this baby out, I would love that.

But you don't have to. You don't have to. Yeah. So congratulations, Kate. Congratulations. Amazing. And the only other stuff that was missed on the below deck episode is that what's her face Camille continues to be absolutely terrible.

Like, it just gets worse and worse every episode. And then Ross, it turns out is a sex maniac. And he's like, he's trying to, he's kind of trying to do the Gary thing from Blow Dexailing where he's making out with Katie, the girl from Miami. But then he's also kind of making out or flirting with a Lissa. And there's like a very uninteresting love triangle that's developing there. So we'll keep tabs on that. We'll probably back with the blow deck probably next week. So that was what it was.

Yeah. At some point, we'll be back with some blow deck. You know, there's a lot going on right now. We'll start a recapping real housewives of Miami first episodes up. The next ones will be scattered throughout the next couple of weeks through Christmas and the same stuff as we try catching up with that. But there's a lot of stuff and I have to say it's all good stuff. It's been all good stuff. There's nothing that I'm like, oh, yeah, we have to do, you know, this show. It's always been, it's been really consistently good right now. So

great job, brob's. Yeah, it's kind of like a Sophie's choice for us right now. We just can't fit everything on the sketch. So we're just sort of doing what, what feels right in our hearts. If they'd come to me and said, Ronnie, you have to choose one of your babies. I would say I choose one today and I'll choose another one when I have time next week. Yeah, no, like we're doing with these shows. Yeah, but the truth is that we are like, I don't want to speak for you, Ronnie,

because you are your own independent soul. But I'm like, that's a good idea that I should try to follow at some point. But I'm really enjoying Bloedeck. I have to say, I think I'm actually enjoying Bloedeck adventure a little bit more than regular Bloedeck so far. So, and I'm sort of sensing that that's how you feel too, which is why we decided to do adventure as our blow deck recap of the week.

Adventure! Adventure! Adventure! So, let's get into it, shall we? Let's do it. Nathan fell. Isn't that terrible? Nathan fell. Nathan fell.

Nathan fell. Nathan fell. He doesn't have the, oh, of Kyle, but he does have a very interesting help that he's going on throughout the episode. And I can't quite make the noise, but it's like, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I Eeeh! Eeeh! His accent has been a little hard for me to pin down, you know? I feel like every time I start doing his accent, I start doing some strange, like, southern Asian accent instead. I get all scrambled up, but like, it's sort of, he's like, eeeh!

My ankle! And the captain's like we We definitely need ice ice. We need ice. Did you slip on the bottom step there? He's like, yes I knew it. So then Jess is in the galley and she's like and he's like Did you hear that? Neaton fell all the way to the bottom of the stairs out all the way to the bottom of the sears. And carries like well is a captain at a certain level. I've had to learn how to diagnose certain issues and I diagnose this one as Pussy on board. There's no swelling so his sins work as a strain. He should be fine in 20 minutes but worst

case scenario or have to mid-veck him off the boat. Which at its very least will be an adventure! Alright Nathan, here's the Jeff Truth. You've got 20 minutes to be in Piffet Health again on the Wasm afraid we're going to have to leave the leg. Alright, good luck to you. The new CBS show doctor captain Carrie Doctor Captain Gary I've got a mystery disease. I just don't know what it is. Oh, I don't see swelling

But we might have to decapitate you to fix this Every episode is him just taking up a limb. Well, I see that you've got some rosacea, some afraid we have to take off your leg. We're sewing your ear to your nose, Camille. We just have a cold, sir. Well, guess what? I've put your nose on your foot. He bests his like, I was accredited by, but his potato head university, you've medicine. So then we see the gas jumping into the water and wooing, you know, typical like, I was accredited by the potato head university, you've medicine.

So then we see the gas jumping into the water and wooing, you know, typical like, oh my God, woo! And Megan, one of the gas is like, nothing bad happens here. Look how beautiful it is. And it just cuts to Nathan going, oh! Oh!

And the captain like putting rubbing alcohol on a saw, you know, it's like, crew, crew. crew. Nathan has had a full, but he'll be all right. His new foot is gonna be an anchor. All right, crew, does anyone have a leather bit needing to bite down on this wall? I saw off this laying of his.

You know that like Jess, I mean, Kerry and Jess do seem like in a different world They would be in some sort of like Victorian medical drama that be like very gruesome where she's like the nurse She's like here's the scallops Good luck. Yes. Yes Yeah, just to just be making all the sick jokes on the side, you know, so down in the mess Yeah, Justin just be making all the sick jokes on the side, you know, so down in the mess Some of the guys are there eating and Mike sees Nathan and he's like you eat

Make better Food here foot, so then then it cuts to Heather Heather gay who is the to Heather, Heather Gaye, who is the member she's here. And Heather Gaye is on a like a jet ski, just woohooing away with Shane, her gay, and then it cuts the Faye, who's chopping lemons with Orianna.

Oh, these lemons are full of peas. And Orianna goes, I know they're so annoying. So you know, a lot of stuff is happening on this boat right now. It's a crazy episode. And Mike's like, Oh, food British, Lewis, home food, more snack food snacks bad American snack. Good. So there's some hot time. I'm just like, yeah, I was So there's some hot tub and she's like, yeah, I was dating a guy that was 30, 8. Can you believe it?

30, 8 was the guy's 8 that I was, it's like, Heather, we get it, okay. And Megan's like, oh my god, I want that guy. If you're not going to take him, I'll take him. Hands off, Megan, you're not on a reality show. So now Nathan's telling Lewis, because Lewis is looking with his kind of evil James cordon eyes and Nathan's like, oh don't worry man, I'll recover quickly. And Lewis is like, but Nathan's not my favorite tech hand at the moment, but I can't afford to lose him.

It's easier to injure yourself on a boat and you feel guilty when the rest of the crew is working hard. And if you feel pushed through the pain, we'll see what happens. So he's basically saying like, I don't like this guy and I'm going to test him to see if he works through it and if not, you know, I'll punish him further. Yeah, I guess. Great HR moment for him to have on camera. And he's like, Nathan's like, don't worry, man, I'm going to recover.

And he's like, yeah, well, looks like we have a lead Decan now though, don't we? And Mike's like, me lead! Me strong! Me Decan! Me strong! No one left! Last Decan stand! So, Fay comes to the hot tub and she's like, girl,edoth all look amazing in here, don't you? And there's like, oh should we change for dinner? It's so hard today, just do what you want.

Just make sure you wear lipstick, we are ladies. Oh, Heather, I can't help but notice you've added a strap to your shoulder. Isn't this lovely? Everyone just everyone can bear a stripe. So work, work, work, work, work, work, montage, work, montage. And they have fire and ice theme coming up. So others like, does this look like fire and ice enough? Like, you're from the polar cap and our represent ice. Have I told you, there's this guy that wants to date me? have I told you there's a sky that wants to date me 308 and then Faye is setting the table and she's like

well for the last night the guests have requested a fire and ice theme so for the table to call we're gonna use loads of cool colors represented the ice but there's nothing representing fire I'm like I don't know I'm like, I don't know, I'm gonna get this to sound crazy. What about candles? Actual fire. Right. Maybe candles. Candles would be good. No, red nots.

Just spit black. Literally, like get some red rocks out of the closet and throw them down on the table. What are you incapable of figuring out something orange or red? Come on. You know what's a really good way to get fire onto a table?

Table, candle. Nora, at least. Red come on. You know what's a really good way to get fire onto a table a table candle Nora at least the so the captain is down in the galley talking to jasmine's like smells good. What are you burning in here? She's like, oh this is Santa Palo Alto. It's a shamanic wood shaman's use it to clear energy and stuff like that. Now, I don't know if we've wronged some Viking gods But there's something weird happening on this boat and we need to get rid of this bad energy and we just hear Someone help Orianna just trying to back herself off the boat She's bleeding from her eyeballs off the belt. She's bleeding from her eyeballs all of a sudden. There is an evil, evil spirit on this boat, a spirit of the fjord that has made its way into every crevice and look

of this vessel and there's only one way to get rid of it, by making a big delasca. to laska. What's up guys, to laska? Well, if sponge cake, ice cream on top, and then, file. Her energy is so funny to me. It's just, it's so, like, it's like just so intense. Like, I feel like I've never been to Burning Man, but I feel like I would meet her at Burning Man in, like, some sort of tent where she has got, like, candles going,

and she's, like, clearing my energy, but then also trying to have some sort of tantric sex or whatever. So... We're just, like, reading your cards, and then, so, like, turn over the three of clubs and just go, your loser. And you're trying turn over the three of clubs and just go your loser A minute That's what it says prove me wrong

So then she goes you know the baked Alaska is the perfect ending for this dessert because you have fire And you have ice, but I don't want it to be an epic fail because if you don't win does it? You don't win the day. Hey, it's a big Alaska. So the captain's like, what an eye to ask him to eat with him. Made a mistake, didn't I? Shit ass for the night. Or could I head back to Alaska?

It's one of the, this day is the day of one of my finest medical discoveries of all time. And I'm not even washing that knowledge down with a big delasco. What's the opposite of adventure? There's no greater adventure than taking a swath of land and baking it. Hence, baked Alaska. So fey and Orianna are setting the table. And Orianna's

like, no, like I think the spoons are supposed to go over like this way and just impute here. All right. They're supposed to start with the appetizers and go this way. That's how you set a table. And feaye, Ariana's like, Faye has been really, had shake, had cold as me this season. Like she's been giving me a lot of attitude. And then she's been nice, like trying to make nice with me, like by inviting me on her adventures.

You know what, she really doesn't seem to be able to communicate the reason to me. Well, how about you're claiming to be a chief stew and you don't know how to set a fucking table? There's number one. Yeah, oh, Y no, please, could you check that soup spoon off of your shoulder? It does not count as second stripe. So then the guests are actually trying to have them. I'm sorry, Angela is trying to have a moment, dancing around, going, no, that's a princess. And then the captain is on the phone, he's like,

all right, mate, it's me, Dr. Captain Keri, who we got on board to join us on this adventure. Now, the thing about me, mate, I'm about the person. Can't teach someone a personality, all right? You need to be good with the vessel, but you've got to be good with the people. What you got? Let me ask you something. Are you comfortable administering either? Alright. So then listen here Nordic Norma, I'm all about the book. I know, sir. Okay, we're going to do our best to get the right personality in there. So

basically you want someone who can pick poop off a deck Clean it with it, but also be voted Proud King. And do I have that correct? Yeah, go to it right normal It's sir now also I Wouldn't mind someone who could do a tooth extraction if necessary Also a tooth implantation in whatever part of the body our state's gonna be implanted to. Got it, normal!

Ha-ha-ha-ha! Also, someone who actually knows how to connect Bluetooth. So, Carrie, listen, I don't care how good you are at your job. If you're not gonna fit in with the team, I've got no use for you. I'll hire the stall your organs and put them on the table for the team. Oh, I've got no use for you. I'll hire this all your organs and just put them on the table for the day. I'm not above using a sharpie to mock organ dough now on someone's driver's license. So now the guests are sitting around the table

and the angel is like, wow, Heather, you look like an Oscar. Does this mean I get invited to cast trips on that other show we can't mention? Heather's like, well, Heather, you look like an Oscar. Does this mean I get invited to cast trips on that other show we can't mention? Heather's like, well, I would rather look like a Nordic princess. Oh, Heather. Uh, so let's see, face like, all right, well, we're taking plates up now. So let's make sure that our positions are right. Care something right, spare us on the left.

We need to make sure we're business up. I can tell that one thing's wrong with this steak right now, it's not wearing lipstick. I do enjoy putting lipstick on a pig, actually. So I don't know why that was so funny to me, just that moment where she's like, girls, here's what's very important. We all wear lipstick. Well, it was just so retro and oddly, it felt like phase finishing school for little girls who want to work on boats. You know?

Yes. Emotions. Here comes one right now. So then, so Jess comes up with to present the food. She's like, hello beautiful people. Let me tell you about the menu and Heather goes, Captain Kerry is me, everyone. Yes, thank you. Thank you for minimizing my efforts in the kitchen with your desuctorie, Jim. Absolutely hilarious. So first we've got way you beef from Australia. And Heather's like, oh my god, this steak is delicious. And meanwhile, Casey and Jess are trying to figure out how to plate the desserts. So Jess comes back down and cases like, so the desserts go log this. Is this a Abigail?

Like no, like this. Oh fuck me Jessica. Alright, someone go grab me some alcohol. Yeah, so they need they need alcohol. So Casey goes to like the booze cabinet and Mike is like rummaging below the booze cabinet and he's like me in way, me in way. And she's like, you absolutely are in my way, right now. She's, oh, sorry. So then, Orianna has to pour wine. Orianna was just about to go to bed

and now she has to get out of bed to pour the wine and Megan, the lady. I like this part though. I'm sorry to get out of bed to pour the wine and Megan the lady. I like this part though. I'm sorry I have to interrupt because I liked when she goes, yeah, but it's time for bed and phase like, yeah, I spent what kind of red wine are they drinking? And she's like, I'll just come up just a second. She doesn't know what kind of red wine they're drinking. That's what that meant. Yeah. That's what that meant. So the late, so then Megan, the chief pontificator with the group is, hey, it is hey say guys, you know, here's the rule You match your wine color to your meat color. So if you're having fish or chicken, it's white

Okay, Heather. I said meat color you want to take this? What color is captain carries me? Heather actually says that's how they should organize a liquor store. I mean, that industry is right for change. Okay, Heather. Okay, get it. Are you nervous? I mean, I don't know what's going on, but what does that even mean? What does it mean? I'm pretty sure liquor stores are generally like little liquor's organized by reds and lights. I don't know. Pretty sure that's been like, I don't know what's like in Utah. I don't know. Maybe that's different there. Yeah, maybe they just don't have enough liquor store experience to really make make a comment on it. I don't know, maybe that's different there. But yeah, maybe they just don't have enough liquor store experience to really

make, make a comment on it. I'm not sure. But that do you have liquor store? Well, I don't know, whatever. Yeah, I just like that she was talking like a tech brooch. Like that industry is right for disruption. It's right. What liquor store industry? They really need to organize a liquor store, you know, like meat is organized. Oh, what? What is she's going to revolutionize Bevmo. So now it's time. It's time to assemble the baked Alaska. This baked Alaska, you know, would you be willing to trade all the days from this day to that for one chance to make a

baked Alaska? Just one chance to come back here and tell your enemies that they may take your lives, but they will never take our freedom! So the rum is only 35 for you, so I brought two rescues. And she's like, pull. Oh, I thought you were going to say something like, I thought you were gonna say something like I thought I didn't know that that was poor period. I thought that was poor It's just how she said it all I Was so funny, but it was okay because Jess speaks with dramatic pauses, so that was yeah, that was the appropriate Dead air on our part.

So she's like, I would like all these dishes on fire. This whole dessert is making me have a nervous breakdown on the inside. I know on the outside I'm cool as a cucumber. I'm a ballo alto-santa woman with just a smile and a wink for everyone, but on the inside I'm breaking down. What if the whiskey doesn't like? What if whiskey doesn't work with dessert? What if ae makes me wear lipstick? Jessica, why did you have to do something you've never done before? You gotta get this

dessert on that table. There's ice cream melting. This is why you burn the pile of sand. In cases like, oh my God, we can't carry all of this. I'm calling people. We need service. Oh my God, service, get to the goalie now. We really need doing that goalie right now in the galley right now. Well, what is it?

The galley of the goalie. I don't know. Come have some insistency in your face. I says melting case. I scream is melting, Casey. I need to know is it a galley or a galley? There's no time for dileying or dallying. Oh my god, I love Spanish.

Get to it, Casey. So Casey's calling everybody to come up but all the deckhands who are asleep and Mike is in the bridge talk or in the wheel room is that the same thing the bridge in the bridge in the wheelhouse I think they are right so Mike is talking to Ryan some the first officer in Mike, like, see. Night watch, young man game. So there was a funny conversation. Yeah, you know these kids in there and they're night watch, God. He's, you know, he's driving first officer Ryan, that's where, first officer Ryan's

sitting up there trying to do something and Mike, the guy from the container ship is sitting up there, pontificating button, night watch, it sitting up there trying to do something. And Mike, the guy from the container ship is sitting up there pontificating button night watch. It's like, yeah, night watches. The young man's game is like, honestly, just let me do this crossword in peace. So then it's a commercial break, right? It's like, Mike is talking to the first officer. Don't, don't, don't. So we come back and Casey's like, we can't carry all of these

Mike, Moik, Mink, Marek, and Jess is losing her mind. She's going, what the fuck is going on there? It's going soft. It's going soft. I don't know what to do. It's going something. I mean, they're literally acting like like missiles have been fired in America and they have 10 seconds to counter it like to get the missile shields up but it's just ice cream in a bay to Alaska And then Mike's like, uh, sleep in! Mike need nap, nap, Mike! And then face like, Mike, we were calling you Mike, we need you, it's your face you on, Mike He's like, Mike, we need you. It's your fate. You're on Mike. Mike going bad 10 minutes. What do you think Mike respects us? He doesn't respect us.

Does he know what we're trying to achieve here? Mike help for a short time. So they basically they finally get Mike to help. So they bring all the beta laskers up upstairs. And I thought the way the baked Alaska was is that you you I thought you actually baked it. Hence the name baked Alaska. I think you actually put the whole thing in the oven and then it gets sprung in the oven or maybe take a torch to it. I haven't seen this method before the

way Jess is doing it. So what she has done is she has this like very boozy broth or maybe just maybe she's straight up booze and so she brings it upstairs and then she has her little gravy boat full of this full of alcohol and so she goes stound back everyone meanwhile everyone's sitting down it's like man why don't you stand back have this table moved please six feet everyone grab the table and shuffle forward a little bit. Be sure to bring your chairs.

And there's like, my hair is highly flammable. I don't care. Go easy, everyone. Ha, ha, ha, ha. Is somebody right that down? And just as like, oh, my emotions, they're overtaking me. Here we go. Light or is there no light?

Is there light or is there no light? What is happening? And the guy's like, I see a light. And Megan's like, yeah, I can see it. It's lit. It's lit. You just can't see it because you're in the light. I need to win this day.

Desert shall win the day. Ha ha ha ha ha. And so she gets it lit and the guy's like, This day does not show in the day. Hahaha. And so she gets lit and the game's like, Oh my god, this is fascinating. It's fire. And ice! It's fire and ice, guys! Like, oh my god, it's fire and ice. It's like they have forgotten about their fume until that moment. Basically, they didn't have to do any of this fire stuff.

They could have just said the theme was ice and they would have been happy. The only terrain of the outer darkness. Fire and ice. Amazing. It's a story of. So they love it. They're so excited. They're like, wow, amazing. And meanwhile downstairs, Casey and Faire so mad at Mike because he was not on his radio and Casey tells us, do you know what? Lewis is a bad leader and I've been on our charter boats before that have had like this time mentality and this boat is like lacking that completely. So the guests go to bed and they're all tired, they're just like, school, school.

So then it's Winnie M. Jess and Fey. And Jess is like, I haven't had food spike my adrenaline long, like that in a long time, like Robert De Niro for that couple of months and awakenings. One minute I'm just sitting there the next minute. LAUGHTER I'm doing ballroom dancing dancing with a young beautiful woman. What's that sense of a woman?

Who are? Whatever. Who are? You can't handle the truth. It's a few good men. They're just pops in. I could use a few good men. Am I right?

You write that one down. 36 cards on the floor. This is Rayman. So the guest's a good event, and everyone's going to bed, basically, and we see Sunrise at 6.01 AM. And it's the final day of Charter. And Mike and Nathan are talking, and Mike's wrapping his ankle, but with a log,

he's like, rap ankle. What? You better. It's just like a save, but you tighter hide. He's holding a huge rock over his head. I heal you.

So Nathan's like saying he's just going to be more careful and then Dr. Captain Kerry says, here in that thawed and his scream as he came down the steps, he didn't even bounce, he just went right into the deck. Honestly, it was hilarious but it wasn't appropriate for me to laugh. So anyway, we're going to cut off both his lates this afternoon. Oh yeah, it could have been a really big deal. Just stay still Nathan. Why are you drawing a circle around my forehead? Stay still. You're barely. Why do you have that drill? So then Lewis is now flirting with Orianna in the laundry room. He's like, do you have my underwear done? Do you have it done? And Casey's just like, I just hope they get together because

this way they can be in their own room and leave me alone. Right. So Fay is talking about Heather. Oh, she asks her if she wants anything and Heather says coffee. Guys, are you glad I'm here taking notes? Because that was, that was important. Meanwhile, somewhere in Salt Lake City, Jen Shaw just bolts up out of bed and goes, who would have met me? Who would have met me?

Who would have met me? What's up, drink? What about what I'm going through? Ha, ha, ha, ha! She just can sense anywhere globally if one of her cast members is getting more attention than she is. So then it's pull up the anchor moments and it works out great. And Lewis even says

Nathan good job because Nathan gets up to do this, you know. And so Heather is taking selfies and carry a Kiwi for breakfast. So he's like, you got this one because I've got to go give birth to a Kiwi. I thought B. I thought he was saying he's got to take such a big shit. It's like he's giving birth to either a bird called the Kiwi or an actual New Zealander. Oh, I thought he had a Kiwi for breakfast. No, no, I think that either way, some pigs are about to come out of his bed. Yes, he's taking a dump everyone.

So, and then meanwhile, Shane, the gay is like, oh my god, something just flipped in the ocean. Oh my god, it's a dolphin. It's a dolphin. It's a dolphin. It's a whale. It's a whale. It's a dolphin. It's a- It's like an enormous, like, hunchback whale. And it's like, it's an ent-

Is that a starfish? It's a starfish. So then, Jess, Lewis, and Faire in the bridge, and F and face like hmm I would love to talk to you uh Lewis because we were completely disrespected by my glass night when they did help with service and he completely ignored all calls on the radio and his reason was I get this He goes to bed in 10 minutes. Oh, I'm waiting for a laughter or a shock reaction, something on your face other than an unknowing squint. Please, beige person, please react. Would you like to do some Carpool karaoke? No, that's the exact opposite of what I want to do right now. He though Lewis always has his dickies back and he has to understand that this is the reality. He's a leader.

He needs to be more firm with his boys. Don't don't don't commercial. I love them. They take like an episode where nothing happens in below deck and they try to make it dramatic. I'm like, we got nothing. Just do it. Don't don't don't and then cut. And then just we come back and just'm like, we got nothing. Just do it, don't, don't, don't, don't, and then cut. And then, Jess, we come back and Jess is like,

I do feel for Lewis, fake and frustrated me sometimes, but at the same time, the boys need to get their heads out of their asses. I won the day with my break to Alaska. Yes, I did. I did. So, Oriana is like, um, so the guys, I'm being shit heads. So if the new guy is helpful, we're going to treat him amazing.

So the other guys will see that and then they'll try to copy him. But if he's mean to us, we need to be really mean to him so that the guys can see us be really mean to him and then they'll learn their lesson. In case he's like, uh-huh. That's totally going to work. Both Nero's in my totally full-pitched plans. in their lesson. In case he's like, uh-huh. That's totally gonna work. Both narrows him like totally full-pitched plans. And then, if he's really mean to us, we'll steal his stilts. Not sure he'll be bringing not everyone has stilts there. Pretty sure they do.

Real funny. So she's telling us, God, she's such an asshole this chick. So she's like, I like Lewis. I mean, he's fine. He makes the season go faster, but it would be nice to have a guy with more charisma on this boat. Like something more to say, maybe a little taller, stronger, more competent in their job. She is, okay, stilts. I mean, she's not Lewis.

I'm not, I'm not, she's not wrong, but he says that it's like she's being so nice and flirting with Lewis and then I have to watch this being like, I mean, I'm just using him because he's here, but my God, get taller. I know I actually am going to give this one to Ariana. I'm not a, I'm not a big Lewis fan these days. I mean, Ariana is also not so great, but I'm going to, I'm going to give this one to her. I'm going to let her have this one.

You do you, you know, I can hate multiple people at one time. You know, I don't need to like one person in the scene. I'm comfortable being negative 100% at the time. You're happy to spread it all around. So now, you know, the guests are about to leave and everything. And so, they're, how there's getting a green juice and stuff and Lewis Goes and tells Mike about what what face said and Mike is like they called me on radio

It was late 340 I was waiting Joan of Uh, I know here or it, Mike's ad. Mike innocent. Lewis so strong with his leadership. He's like, well, Mike, they were saying something about you not helping or something like that. And so Mike gets his excuses and he's like, well, I mean, it's all right, man. You should really have this conversation with Faye.

Mike's like, Mike had conversation. And he's like, Mike basically says the stewards are making them do all this work and he goes this no container ship Me miss containers So So now Michael's up to fan. He's like if me radio here I hear heartbeat, sorry, this communication sad, Mike. Yes, well, very nice, very nice. You can put the giant, you can put the turkey leg down right now, don't this conversation.

Mike, hungry, no! But to be honest, Mike, he was just sitting there, and in case he was shouting, so you probably could have heard her even without the radio. And he's like, no radio, no hear! There is, Mike, we have ears! That's what you hear through, Mike! Mike learned so much. Mike, you're nothing in those. Oh God. Right, but your response is, I'm often ten minutes.

We're absolutely working our asses off here. Me too. Me work. Long day. Man down. No other Mike helps. Well, I appreciate your apology. It you could do you found so many words Mike so please make sure to drag something back to your cave and take the afternoon off I suppose Oh, and if you if you could wipe up that fecal matter you just left on the floor right here that be lovely

Mic knob All right, then every time didn't we die? Mike would you would you like to would you like to put that bone in the garbage? Mike, keep born! Born friend! Well, I appreciate the apology, but I don't think he's gonna change much, so I'm not gonna hold my breath, which, that deer apparently no longer has to either since it's dead I guess a bone in my hand evolution didn't happen overnight so I guess I can't expect much for my keeper at least one tick on the chart would be nice though with it you're You're leaving your hand dragging Prince all over the deck there.

Um, so, um, poor Mike seems so nice. We're just like, fuck that, fuck that. I love him as a caveman. That's my favorite version of him. So, uh, Orianna's having trouble with her earpiece and she's like, I don't know how those super spies for the White House like where these things Have a time and then are also able to fight people like what the hell I'm like, okay Please don't apply for the secret service

There are not super spies with the White House. It's not how that not how that any of that works I don't know what movies you've been watching We've been watching. Oh. Commershues. Here comes one right now. So then we go to Kerry. Now it gets very, very serious. So Kerry has the, that guys up in the willhouse.

And he's like, all right crew, we've got toys and gangway. It's gonna be a more challenging jockeling than ever. And Lewis is just kind of staring off in the space with bloodshot eyes. I'm not really sure what's going on with Lewis, but it's not looking great for him at this point. And Carrie, oh, go ahead. No, it's gonna say that Carrie says this marina was born way before Super Yoltsayva came into existence.

Like, really? No shit. The only things coming out of this marina are like canoes And like tiny tugboats or like people on those like bicycle like those paddle boats, you know and you're about to put a super yacht in there Yeah, so it's like we've got fairies coming and going and all I need everyone to adapt and be ready for a cool Big vendors man dick only a few minutes at the worst game time goes need everyone to adept and be ready for a call. Big Fenders. Mang Dick. Only a few minutes at the worst game time goes. I'm approaching the harbor.

I'm approaching the harbor now. Hey big Fender. Mm, mm, mm, mm. Spend a little time with me. Or I'll cut your foot off a soda on to your nose.. All his all his sea shanties are just Broadway songs. So he asked to back in and then twist the vessel into this tiny little slip. And so he's not going to be able to see anything. He's literally parallel parking.

Why are they even doing this? Just drop an anchor and send a tender out. This is I was actually mad for everything. Every part of this, I was angry about. Yeah, that's actually my favorite Nutra combo load deck where they're just like, guess what guys? It's windy. Everyone's gonna go go home on a little tiny boat. Okay, this is as far as I'm going. Everyone taken out. All right. The tender's gonna be great. Taking out there. Hey, hey, hey, okay, so we're just going to take a tender to shore. As you can see, there's a very obvious staircase. Hey, hey, lady, please stop trying to climb over the edge to the tender. It's not okay. Didn't work out well for you. Okay. Take the stairs next time everyone.

Another guy. That's like the other day. Yeah, you got this. You see our plong. So then, um, Louis, he's like Lewis, Lewis, or nature distances, Lewis, and Lewis is talking, but he's doing the thing where you don't press the button right. Why is there an issue? I don't know. It's crazy that it's like multiple below decks where this is an issue. And cares like, Lewis, can't hear you, Lewis. Hold your mark before you speak

So Nathan like Lewis is messing this up so Nathan says I I believe very Comely and normally it says you got to hold it for a couple of seconds and then speak and then Lewis tells us, Nathan, you've got to point, but this is not the time. It's literally the time because you're not doing a right and you're about to crash into the dock. Yeah, he also looks pretty fucked up here. Just gonna say, I know I accused people of that a lot,

but Lewis, there's something off with Lewis. So, Kerry's like, Clay, I hate it. He's like, what's that? I said, racial bias maybe. He's like,. Rachel bias made us. What's that? I said racial bias maybe. Yeah, it makes your eyes burn. It's like, ow. So many microaggressions are getting in my eyes.

Ow. So. Santo. So, Carrie's like, clear, clear the common corals and Lewis is like, or what? Swing it into the booth and Carrie's like, okay, know, I have no worries in the back of the boat. Lewis, Lewis.

Lewis is like, strawberry, I'll know, but I'll know, but I'll know, but I'll know. Red leather, yellow leather, red leather, yellow leather. So, um, so no one can hear him and Kary is like, Lewis, okay, here you, okay, did someone already amputate his head before he was ready? Come on, speak up, Lewis. And he's like, someone's gonna get hurt. Get the lorna, hurry up. And it's this long thing of screaming and yelling, and no one can hear, and Lewis never figures out

how to work his radio, but they make it. And also, our regions on the Dock River excited. They're all like opening up their windows, looking out, everyone's like very adorable, you know, everyone's like coming out and like adorable quilts and and like with goats. It's like all the villagers. They're like, that's a super yacht. This is where I park my goats normally. Oh, this is for Viking ship parking only. You'll have to move. parking only you'll have to move. So they make it and then Kerry is like yeah I don't know where this man's it is going. He needs to wipe the fuck up. So then they're lighting

up to say goodbye and the girls are doing the Macarena and face like oh Heather I thought I was coming with you. You're so good with lipstick applications. I'm so proud of everything that I've told you. And then it's like, it seems like they might need you here. I hope that your tip, that our tip, reflects our gratitude, guys. Okay, bye everybody. Thanks to Captain Kerry and his mean.

I'll never forget it. So now they have to change into their off-trader uniforms. So they're changing, Mike's like, uniform, turn off. Why? I'm sweating, me annoyed. Mike want to go. So Orianna is like, oh my god, you know, Casey, this epilot thing is so awkward.

Like, they think I ordered epilets behind her back and I've been. Uh, yes, you did. You had someone else ordered them, but it's the same damn thing. And she's like, and now it's super uncomfortable. So we need to just talk about it, like fucking adults. So now, um, the crew is like, there's like just cleaning and stuff like that. There's a dog that's looking at them from the dog. The dog is like, you think I'm cute, but really I'm pissed off right now.

You're parked in my ship spot. So then, Aureana, I don't know what I'm talking about. So now Aureana is like, Hey, can I like follow you on your smoke break? Listen, I've been really feeling really weird about something and I want to talk to you about it. So just like walking around with that stilt, it feels strange. Is it okay if I start wearing my stilt? Yes, we have told you. No shoes. Oh, still it's on board. Is anything else? Yes. So the stripes, the only two conversations I've

ever had about epilets was first with Casey the first day where I was like, oh my god, like the stripes are wrong. And then Lewis, and Lewis was like, hey, how many stripes do you have? And I was like, too. And I like, I don't know, I just, I didn't even think when I said that it meant anything more than that.

Well, Lewis said Orianna was upset, and she only had one stripe. And so I said, why didn't Orianna just come to me? She's like, oh my god god I didn't even think about how that would make you feel you know like I mean what if I just showed up one day with those stripes and you didn't give them to me I mean why would I do that you know what would I gain what would I gain if I did that and she but she tells us an actual literal stripe is what you would gain yeah you would gain some resume fodder.

You know, lady who doesn't know where to place a spoon. And she's like, my boat contract says second stew. And all Lewis was doing was fixing a uniform mistake that my chief stew was to a oblivious to no. As you know, you're oriana actually almost convinced me with her line of reasoning about like, it does make sense. Like wouldn't that be like if I showed with that, with that stripe, just behind your

back, like, why would I do that? That'd be such a dumb thing. I was like, actually, that makes sense. But then when she says this, it's like, oh, no, so you were scheming it all along. So phase like, well, I've been a chief stew and I would work my ass off. And oh, I'm sorry, I'm not a third stew and I would work my ass off and then the chief stew would come and flip it below and take credit for it. And I'm not, I met up in a third stew and I would work my ass off and then the chief stew would come and fluff a pillow and take credit for it. And I'm not a bear that.

You'd be a same thing about being a second stew is like we're gonna use the power trips. So what I'm gonna do is you keep your two stripes and just know the second stripe stands for duplicity. And in the meantime I will continue to rotate you. It will make sense to the guests to have a girl who brags about stilts to have little stilts on her arm but that's what it means my need you to know that so what it may seem you're getting your way and I'll be huge pushover I'm actually the captain of the ship now because I don't believe in hierarchy at all so please drop the fenders boys. So, um, yeah, she's about way to stand up there,

Fay, you're calling Lewis the biggest whist on this boat, but that's not how you should have just handled that. Like you would have handled the deckeys. She's handling it. She's handling it the way she wants to handle it, which is, um, holding on to the resentment. So she can be mad at Orianna the rest of the season, because that's probably what's going to make her happiest. And you know what I said? I'm excited to see

Faye be very passive aggressive to Oriana for weeks on end. You haven't waged to me by ordering yourself two stripes. So you are now two stripes. Congratulations also you're in trouble. I'm like what? No. Get those two stripes, call it group meaning and say everyone we've just gotten two stripes.'d like to give them some mic the hardest working man on this boat Mike no that's right dear Congratulations. No, if you'll excuse me. I have to go push around a one-time card and go on a road trip That's right cuz I look like Beverly, and you know, and Melanie Griffiths just want to bring that back for one moment. Thank you As long as you stay a working girl.

So now it's the tip meeting and they're like Lewis, what do you put in your hair? Yes, seriously. Is that job? Is that homemade? And he's like, actually, it's WD 40. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. And phase watching. And she gets, Lewis is flared to so boring. He's so beige. and she goes, hey, Lewis is flat, so so boring. He's so beige. He's that cream. He's a creamy, creamy nude color.

I feel like she should've just stayed with beige. I feel like beige is really the bottom. I think actually once you get to creamy, it actually becomes ever so slightly appealing. But beige is where he's at. So carry on like, well everyone to kick it off from really happy with their this trip went. Unfortunately, I didn't get to cut off anyone's legs.

Sorry about that, Nathan. But there's some communication issues that we still have. The decks are a lot of things. When we came in to talk about, I got a little hated because coming in, I wasn't getting the information I needed. You'll see with the walkie talk, you'll hate it as you press the button and then you talk. Can't believe I have to articulate these things out loud to grown adults, but there we are. There we are.

And Lewis is still just staring off in the space. Like, uh, he's like, Lewis needs to own it and move on. So we have someone new today, team. All right, he's kept in our 70 footer. Ooh, the captain, 70 foot a captain, really telling me more. So, yeah, he's coming in. They get their nice big tip and the tip is like $25,000 US. And so they're all really excited. And then just because of just in the interview and she does that thing where

she is pretending like she's making it rain, like she has her hand out. And she's like swiping with the other hand, and she goes, winning. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, genuinely delighted at using that phrase, using that word in the past like seven years. So funny. So then Mike has found a stain on, what was it like a shirt or something? I think this is a note on it. It's like, this shirt is stain. He's like, Mike's stain. He's like, yeah, I think the stain was already the, he's like, uh, what, what is stain?

What, what stain? This don't answer. All right. So then, um, carry is like Lewis, Lewis, Lewis Lewis, Lewis, carry, carry Lewis, Lewis Lewis, carry, sat his own his way. A lot of names in one sentence, sorry about that. Got tangled up in all those names. Please escort him up onto the bridge, please. So Lewis is like, oh well I have high hopes. Can't wait for this wait to be lifted off of my shoulders

when you have a caveman and someone who absolutely is horrifically terrible at their job that no one likes on board, like Nathan. Well, Charlie's little assholes. He's like, well, I hope for the best prepare for the worst. So Seth walks down the deck and he's this big tall handsome guy and faces him and she's like, oh, hello, I'm him. He's so good, I'm good, how are you? You got two, I'm good, I'm good. How are you? Good, that's good, I'm good too.

Ooh, you know you said buy us in tall and manly. He's manly, welcome aboard, start buffing. And then she gets on to her radio and gets just, Oh, cool, this is just arrived on New Day's head. Ooh, this. Oh, he's manly. Manly! Welcome aboard, Stad Muffins.

And so Lewis runs. He hears he's there and he just runs. Runs to meet him. And FaZe likes, so we have ourselves two steps. A lovely chef named Jess Beds, where people often lie down to other things in them. There's a little beige man hanging around here, and I hear the petter-battery of his tiny little uses feet. There he is, Louise.

Here he comes, please. Enjoy him. So, Louise, please tell us how is Harry Potter doing? So then she fades times the stairs and she's like, oh little girls guess what there's a new man on board and oh I would wait Maybe a 7.518 or 17 So then Seth and Carrie are talking goes to meet Carrie and Care's like well look at look at your sleeve. He's got quarter resume there He's like yeah, I have my 9,000 meter license. I've actually sailed space ships on the water. I figured out how to mechanize

a whale and use that to transfer shifts of 30 people across the ocean, the entire ocean by myself. So I'm also a surgeon and a Michelin star chef. So if you need that, I'll be here to do that roller skate. I can roller skate if you need that by any chance. I'm here. I'm set. I have actually worked as a super spy on the White House and got into fights. Well, I listen to my radio. So your piece never fell out, not once. So um, carries like, well, I'd be concerned about horing, accepting to come in as a dickhand, but frankly I don't have much to pick from, who's either him or an ice lady named Viol of Lerg who lives on the shore there,

so I need a body here now. Unfortunately, hiring a yellow flag would have meant that a golden retriever would have had to live in a car He was tempting six weeks. I looked like she could make a good cookie, but The other flicks just gonna have to stay on The other flug it's kind of funny every time we don't be all the food comes out with the nice trailer of sitting in cookies But turn them don't eat them crew It's not professional. Oh, so Jess is like, oh, Jess, sorry, not today. Jess is like, tall, dark and handsome, just as I read from the palo alto smoke.

But, no things, don't screw the crew. Screw the crew on the boat next door. That's what I've learned. Ha ha ha ha ha ha. So get ready, homely fisherman. I'm coming over. Sven. So the girls mean him. Sven in the tugboat next to the next. Sven in the tugboat next to her steps onto his boat. And there's just just line, make it on a bed. I am here. Let me show you my fuels. Welcome to heaven, big boy. Get ready to bake my Alaska. Let me see your thoughts, hammer.

So the KC and Orianna are like, oh my God. KC's like, I'm nice to meet you. That's giggling in five different accents. I'll tell you later. And Oriana's like, I mean, he's okay. He's okay. At least he's taller. Yeah, I think that's because she might not realize

that he's actually a captain on different vessels on a different vessel. So like she doesn't realize the power dynamic yet. So she's not realize that he's actually a captain on different vessels on a different vessel. So like she doesn't realize the power dynamic yet. So she's not quite attracted. It hasn't been activated. So Nathan's like, I don't know, like what do expect from a roommate? Like, I hope this guy can flush a fucking toilet and then we get of course flashback of Kyle just being terrible and not flush and toilets.

Yeah. And he's like, so how long have you been in the industry and said this seven plus years? I mean, and when I say plus, I mean like 30 mentally. So yeah, long time. And he goes, wow, that's good, man. I've been working for five years and I used to work on racing bits, yup, so when he has fire hydrants, you probably already know that don't you, but I know it too, because

I'm a person, and here's a life jacket, you know what life jacket is, because I know it's a life jacket is. Ooh, I've literally sailed since I was a baby. Have you ever seen a rubber duckie? Do you think those things stay in the bathwater by themselves? They don't, and they don't. And so it's like, actually, I invented the rubber ducky when there was a baby lost at sea that I was saving. And I thought,

God, that kid could use something cute to hold on to. Yeah. That baby is now the president of Lithuania. So why? Milled that one, you know, Lewis is like, damn it. So, um, uh, case he's like not impressed cause she thinks that he seems like a frappoy and she goes, I'm trying to see what color energy he has but that PayPal shirt is like throwing me off way too much cause he's wearing a PayPal shirt.

And um, Seth is like, he's like ready to get to work. He's like, so, can I work? Cause I love to work. Like, no, we're actually going out. He's like, he's like ready to get to work. He's like, so, can I work? Because I love to work. Like, no, we're actually going out. He's like, aw shit.

Because I love working. Aw. So Seth is like, hey, Fay, want to go smoke? And she's like, oh, do you smoke then? He's like, not much really. He's like, oh, well, let's get outside. So they go sit outside and meanwhile Mike is talking to Lewis and he's like, new guy. And Lewis is like, yes, well, he's fine.

Mike's like, Jess, hey, hokey, hokey, dude. Stranger, on boat. So then Seth is talking and she goes, says, says, do you have family? He goes, yeah, I got a ton of family back home. They're all awesome. And he just gays us off. Like, yeah, that is awesome. Yes. And she starts flitting her eyelashes and he starts cracking up. And she's like, well, it's a thing with me. I really like to tell the guys.

Oh, really, Fave never heard that one before. I love him people are like, Oh, you know what I need? A tall person. A really tall person. That's all I need. Yeah, me well, this guy seems to have no personality in sight, but he's just tall.

And he's always gonna get by. So she's like, yes, I mean, the bigger the bow, the more staff you have, shall we see? So, so, so, like, listen here, Tuts, how's Lewis doing his boasting? She's like, well, Lewis, wherever it comes to attractions and being powerful, he needs a little more strength. When it comes to being the color of Darkos, he's doing quite well, I would say. He does a wonderful job of making me crave colour flower soup.

So, you know, not everyone is born to be a leader, but with Seth maybe he's a bit more manly, more experienced, and I don't know, just would like somebody who's like, we got this, we got got this we could do this We can I'm a man. I'm a man who's tall That's not Lewis So we cut to Lewis and he's lying down on a fender or like a some deflated thing on the deck He's just like lying there with his hands behind his emotions. He's literally lying as emotions

He's like lying there with his hands, why? He's lying on his emotions. He's literally lying on his emotions. So it's a fantasy. No. Choo, Sam, I'll finish the video together. So now they're all getting ready to go out and they're going to a Vino bar. In case he has a Vino bar, what is that man?

She's like a wine bar. Vino bar. I'm into it. Yeah. And Orianna's saying how like Micah such a good guy in case he's like, yeah, are you trying to convince me? She's like, no, no, not at all. I'm totally not trying to make you be really into Mike's that way.

I have one fewer person that can be first at the fore. So it's another, another going out to Vino bar and they get there and they're all ordering drinks. out to Vino Bar and they get there and they're all ordering drinks and Mike is like, this place too classy, me like campfire, me like raw meat. Oh Mark, you just need to raise your expectations. Raise? Expect to elevate, Mike. Just elevate.

Mike no fly. Mike I'm trying here. Mike fly. All right, well, I didn't mean literally try to fly. Everyone's ordering, like, oh, I'll have the catch of the day. I don't know. Oh, I'll have this, sirloin. Me want wooly mammoths.

Oh, Mike. So, Orianna's like, so, tell us about you, sad. And he's like, I'm from Merland. Just, uh, Merland? He's not like that. Merland? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha wind up here and you maybe have like a stripe for me and he's and those like I see what's going on here. She's using this as an opportunity to get inside my head. Well guess what she can't get inside my head because you know

it's inside my head. So how long have you been working on a boat and loose is like actually it's worked's worked on boats longer than me. And Seth goes, yeah, I've done it all. Engineer, lead deckhand. Boasting, first mate, officer, saving babies with rubber duckies that I invented. That's what I do. I run boats. Yeah, I do it all.

Geef officer, I've been a chef. I've been a person who waxes the anchor. Jean-Veljon, I landed that role. Two different three years on Broadway. Done it all. Uh-uh. It's another eating show. Actually, I'm a method, so I literally stole bread to do that show.

Certainly. It is. It's why I'm so good on the ocean. It's what three years of walking on a Circle going around and around will do for you. You think sea legs are hard to call. How about lay miss legs? You're literally always on your own So Casey's like oh my god, that's a huge appetizer and Mike's like thank you it's not a compliment oh okay from trying to fly again can we get some water over here oh no he please you must please I'm so sorry, you cannot light candles, Neymar, he gets very frightened.

So Nathan meanwhile is decided to reenact splash because all of a sudden you're and they all look and Nathan is like eating through the shell of the crab. There's like, I'm like, called sweet legs mate. It's like, uh,, am I not supposed to? Oh, my God. So then Carrie, back at home, Carrie's in the hot tub with a phone and wine, and it's like a romantic scene with himself, and presumably his girlfriend or fiancee or whatever.

But then he almost fills the wine and messes up the whole scene. And then we go back and they're ordering local fish and yokey. And Seth is like, is that halibut? Yeah. Oh, catfish. Oh, it's good.

You know what I want? You're in Yokey. Cause Faye has Yokey. And she's like, oh, to you, like my Yokey to you. Would you like to see Smith for me? And Ariana's like scowling because he's flirting with her. And so then Seth starts grinding pepper onto her Yokey. And he's grinding a lot of pepper. In case he's like, her and so then Seth starts grinding pepper onto her yoke and he's grinding a lot of pepper in case he's like oh my god like grilling up I had limited experience to

flur in but even I know that grouting pet butt for someone is like not way to get in their pants like and face like glutes and ludes that's what I like are you sure they're Casey cuz I'm pretty sure it's working yeah I'd love to twist the grind oh yeah your grind is so well don't you make more yeah it was a pepper mill designer it's working yeah I designed the pepper mill you know back in the day they used to smash these with bricks. Looks like, yes! True! Me, make pepper mill! That's just your napkin, dear.

What's the nap? You're eating a rock, dear. Oh, dear. He's grinding the scented peas. We'll have to get an orthopedic fat. So they start talking about the hot tub and loose it's like, well, who's getting into the hot tub tonight? And Rian was like, nope. Shorty, no short person.

And he's like, well, I thought you were my hot tub buddy. Come on. She's like, yeah, I'll be a disaster on night one. But not on like night 10 when there's a tall person here So it's like raining outside and Seth is like so fey do want my jacket and all the girls like So Back at the boat the guys go to the hot tub and they're like, yeah, cheers, we're guys in a hot tub.

And then in the one of the rooms that girl starts snuggling with Jess and her bad, they all start piling in there. And Mike is telling Seth, you, say man, woman, you big, fake, pepper. You know what, let's make a new rule, Mike. That after a sudden hour, you just stop speaking. It's very difficult. So, Fag gets a text in my room and she's like, who's calling me now?

And it's the guys from the hot tub. And Lewis is like, all you guys come again. And's like, no, okay good to know you good night So then the girls are staying in this in just this room There's hanging out so the guys come in and Seth comes downstairs and he's like in his bathing suit and she's just The face like You you have quite nice party actually. Let's see that bird. Look at that butt turn it around baby Moriana's like yeah nice butt. I mean it goes out it goes out and you're so tall And if you're like he is turned around keep spinning be my little no key on a toothpick

And round and round And Seth goes Orianna and Casey are both cute and just as super sweet. The face just sassy and sexy. I like the blonde here in the curves, definitely my type. Ooh, that personality, it's raging. Have you ever thought of hosting a game show? So, Jess is like, well, it's been real, it's been fun, but not real fun.

You all are like baked laskers that have gone soft in the center. Well, it's fun to flair it and see how far you can push someone, but I'm very tired and shall be retiring. Sorry, Orianna. That means going to be. So then like the two couples of Casey and Mike and then Orianna and Lewis, they are each in their own beds and the same bunk bed. And they all sort of go with bed together and Lewis is like, well, it's going to be a little bit less racier than the hot tub with Casey and Mike below us. But I can be a solid cutler. Mike, cut it hard! Ooh, Mike arms, safe or Casey. Oh, like of my hair, Mike.

Sorry, old habit, hard die. And that was like the end, just ended there. Yeah, so that was below Dick Adventure. It certainly was an adventure, all that docking and going out to a lovely dinner. So yeah, well that was fun. We'll be back later this week. We have so much stuff coming down the pike,

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