Watch What Crappens - Below Deck Adventure: The Gay Agenda

Episode Date: December 7, 2022

Heather Gay from The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City arrives in Norway for an adventchaaaaaaa on the latest Below Deck Adventure. Meanwhile Lewis throws Nathan under the bus, and Faye clashes with Mike.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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It's a big adventure, big adventure today. People said adventure several times this episode. Every now and then excursion got in there. Don't approve, it's not called Blow Deck excursion. It's called Blow Deck Adventure. So a big, exciting episode. Heather Gay from Salt Lake City was on it. I mean, it was just full of so much fun. Am I right, Ronnie?

Yeah, you're doing today. How was your lovely baby gorgeous fish doing? Doing good. I think baby gorgeous is still trying to get used to the whole recording sketch because he's freaking out when we're running. It's just so much yelling in here. Maybe I should move him away from the tank, but also I can't stop staring at him so I want to keep him in here. But right now he's hiding in some plants and just looking out at me like, oh here he comes. Hello, my

good man. How's it going over there for you? I'm here to gorgeous. Everything is my good man. How's it going over there for you? I'm here to go, Jess. Everything is great. Just really excited to talk about this latest below deck adventure episode before that. Just a little reminder that you can find more content from us on Patreon. If you go to patreon.com slash watch or crap ends, you can get the full crap ends experience. You'll get access to our weekly bonus episode. You can get access to our Discord server, high Discord people, and also

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I keep threatening to make a fudge college stuff, but super fun to do something new. I keep threatening to make a fudge college shirt, but then it turns out I'm a very lazy person. So any who, that's the story. Well, here we are with below deck adventure. Okay, I'm gonna put down this story and stop playing with the fish. You know they're like little dogs.

Okay, so below deck adventure. Let's see here. So, Orianna is still in the hot tub with Lewis wasted. And they've been talking about the stripes because he got her a second stripe even though she didn't earn it. And now she's like, I want three stripes now. And he's like, all right, I'm giving you a stripe. And then Fae is watching this while she talks to Casey. She's over on the side and she's like, well, there is this what I call a beige person. I know she's not interested in him, but.

I love that shade. But I also love that like, Fae and Casey are standing on the dock in Rincoats. It's like raining. They look like they are spies in a cold war movie. You know, like having a great change. Like, they do. I brought the information.

I brought the microphone for you. I'm putting it in the back of your hand. Also, what did Bayer's person on that yet? And Casey, I think they look like two cops in like an English cop, cop show, you know, like because they were the same kind of things. They're standing there in the rain and Casey's the the one who wants to impress Faye, but Faye's like, this is nice scene, it's all night there, youngster.

And Casey's just standing there with that smile on her face nodding at every single thing. Don't smile at nod, don't worry about it. I've seen him. I'm going to have some sense about you. Do you? It's like a very polite and British version of training day. So, uh, Faye, so Lewis and Orianna get out of the tub and face like,

I can see you. I can see you both. And they're like, haha, haha. And then, um, Faye's like, I've been a manager for five years. And there's always someone who you can't trust. But at this point, I'm pissed off right without audacity. And Orianna's wasted and she said, could you start down for five seconds?

I'm trying to come over to you. In case he's like, guys, I think we need to have some tie. We need to have some tie. We need to have some tie, nice. Yeah, so they're all gonna go down the crew mess. And so, Orianna has to go down the stairs. And she's like, oh, just take it slowly down the stairs. Go slowly.

And she's like, um, A, not my first radio, B, not my first time. I'm like, well, you better listen because someone on below deck met and someone at the end of this episode falls down those stairs so Listen up Orianna got her got her real good right there Face like I need to say this discussion with Orianna for another time. Hopefully when her egg knows broken at the bottom of stairs

Nothing to really drive the point home like a solid I told you so am I? So Lewis is down on the mess now and he's like you guys need to sober this chick up quickly. He needs to put a jumper on her something and Mike's like you need to put a jumper on. Me no jumper jumper, you jumper bad jumper Trost agent no way a jumper so then Orianna then Orianna hears it and she's like slurping up noodles And she's like well, why don't you just tell Lewis to stop running trains on Norwegian tricks And then he won't get a fucking cold It's like okay, so then the commie else, I mean, I'm not, I'm not coming up, but a case he's going to make

some teeshess like, does anyone want some Camo Myelty? Anyone Camo Myel? And they're like, it's not Camo Myel. You're pronouncing it wrong. Camo Myel, Camo Myelty, anyone? She's like, not Camo Myel. It's Camo Myel. I'm sorry.

This just have always say it. Camo Myel and Michael's, if you pronounce Camo, can pronounce it Camo Myel one more time, I'm going to throw up. And Orianna's like, can I be the good guy here? Be the good guy. And Lewis tells us, I'm sober. She's not, I don't want to take things too far. And he's saying, I need gel.

And Orianna's like, dude, let me just cut your hair. You know, you know what I'm gonna it in like a non creepy way, right? It's not creepy at all. I don't know what women want or how their minds work. She wants second stripes and you've already given her given them to her and now she wants a third pair of stripes and you're gonna Give her those two. I can't wait to see him pull his third stripe magic act. She's literally feeling it's coming. She's literally gonna make a stripe out of here. She's literally like, I like how your hair. I make a stripe out of it. I've got three stripes of Lewis hair. So then they're in their bunks and Lewis is talking to Mikey. He's like, you know, I was making up for Rihanna. I mean, what's tomorrow gonna be like? And Mike's like, not your problem. And he's like, he changed my problem because as long as you enjoyed yourself, he's like, you know, I was making up with Orianna. I mean, what's tomorrow gonna be like? And Mike's like, not your problem.

And he's like, he changed my problem because as long as you enjoyed yourself, he's like, I had fun. I just want everyone to be happy. He's like, I'm not happy. Mike not happy. Mike not happy. Mike's sad.

It's gonna sunrise. It's 5.53 a.m. And Orianna's just snoring in bed and then the crew's cleaning and carries like, we'll be deporning to pick up Gisset 4, Gisset Road 430, rocks on the boat, dick, sweat and adventure, comment around the corner, here she comes, here she comes. Look, do you have to be like this first thing in the fucking moment? I mean, my God, man, do you ever just calm down

and read a book? So then like there's Lewis is like talking about how last night was really fun, but it's not sure how Orianna feels about it. And he's like looking in the hot tub and having like flashbacks that they put in the hot tub. And then he goes into the gallery. I wonder what's going looking in the hot tub and having like flashbacks that they put in the hot tub. And then he goes into the gallery. I wonder what's going on in her heart.

And then it cuts to Ariana tying her shoes going, what time is that? Oh, good. That means I have half an hour to take a dump. So then he's looking for like an espresso and he asks Ariana if she feels hungover. She's like, um, you can't be hung over when you're still drunk. And he goes, and then she's like, um, do you want the rest of this drink or not? And he goes, yay gone. That means keep it. He goes, it means it seems it's there already.

Yeah, yeah. Okay. How do you say? Go on. He said, yeah, go on. Oh, I thought he said, yay gone. No, he's saying, yeah, go on. Oh, I thought he said yay gone No, yeah, go on. Yeah, she's like what does that mean keep it? Okay, I guess that means keep it yeah, go on

Okay, well I was on Yeah, go on yeah gone Mike no understand I want a lot more a-corded I'm confused. Mike not happy. Mike not go on. Mike go off. Mike.

So preference. Preferences meeting and faith. Yooo, a young girl. This time, young girl, here's the people. Yeah. And by the way, when they gather for the preference sheet meeting for whatever reason, post decided to put in like some weird off-brand version of Whitney Houston's, it's not right, but it's okay. It's like, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, I was like, wow, I mean, I know we got some gays coming on board, but you're really selling it now.

I was like, wow, I mean, I know we've got some gazehame on board, but you're really selling it now. The music on this particular below deck is super crazy. It's crazy for everything. They'll be like someone is eating a piece of toast and it's like And then it's like and then it's like everyone meeting the meet in the parlor and they play like Deborah Cox. So then, so this reference sheet, can I just say also, I, this is the first, I think chief stew that's come along that I'm like, I need her on every show. It's been a while.

And I think Aisha does pretty well on Down Under too. I like her too. But I think Faiza first one that I feel like she could be on any below deck and it would still work. I really like it, I really like Faey Energy. I love Faey. We know because she has sort of like a, she does have kind of like a mother-hand energy

about her, you know, and she is sort of like, there's something about like her, her South London accent. I think it's a South London accent. That's what she said, where she said she's from. So I assume that's what her accent is. But whatever, there's something about her, like prim and proper accent and everything

that I just don't like obsessed with. And I love that her whole story was like running from somebody in the 80s and just being glamorous all over the world. Every time she's like, well, you know, I do have some pictures to show you and it's like, it's like basic instinct, but on a doc somewhere in a non-descript year that no one can quite figure out. Yeah, I like it. I'm into it. So the primary is none of the none other than television.

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oh, well, Angie's just gonna take you on a boat, and then you're gonna just be be on her side no matter what. So we're given the impression that Angie is paying for this whole trip, but now on the show, it's like Angie's kissing but so hard to get on Salt Lake City that she's like, okay, Heather, I'm doing a whole trip and we can say that you're the primary and I'll pay for everything. Yeah, I'm wondering, yeah, because that was the thing I thought. We knew that there was a yacht ride that was significant enough that it was on the reunion. So that's what this is.

But wait a second, Ronnie. If, when was this film, though? This was clearly filmed in the summer. Was this filmed in the summer 2021? That can't be. I don't know. I don't know. I don't get it. Maybe this isn't the same yacht from that.

Yeah, how's the yacht thing came up summer? Yeah, because the yacht thing was discussed at the reunion, which was in the spring. Right? So they could not, either this was filmed this past summer, which it couldn't have been if it was, I don't say this timeline, I'm already bored with it. My brain is melting. I don't care. Yeah, I don't care about it.

I don't care about it. It's the fact that Angie. Sophie. I'm Salt Lake City. Angie is Angie, but on below Deck Adventure, Angie becomes Angela. I don't know if you noticed that, but she's now Angela. Maybe that's until her new face settles because she got a new face for this. You need to give that stuff time to settle

Okay, you can't just be showing up the next day, okay? So face like they requested zip line and She's the second enjoy panoramic views of force and waterfalls so they have zip line and adventure Down the rope holding on to something for adventure. What was that? Fern adventure. What was that? For an adventure. What was that? Adventure! I'll let you off this time, all right?

Now can you bring me some of that? Adventure! Now can you bring me some more that crazy beverage that you had last week on board? Oh, I don't know, there's the, I believe it's called sweet tea. Sweet, sweet tea, Sweet tea is it? Sweet tea, the syrup does.

So the syrup doesn't really quite resonate with me. Sweet tea and cloud drags on this boat. I'm so sorry. So they want like Viking and they just want all the usual crazy shit on this thing. So Nathan is now challenging Mike to drink a huge sleeve of apple juice in one hour and Mike's like apple juice how big like 15 liters Mike Two small for 15 liter No drink 15 liter too big. Little cup. Little man need little cup. And they think yeah I bet him to do it. So if he can't do it he owes me a hundred dollars. In case he's like oh my god that lo-tals. So good luck. Also, we didn't mention in the pre-shape meeting.

They're doing this Vikings thing and Lewis basically faces, listen, I need to talk to Lewis. Now Lewis, I'd love if your stews could help out of these parties. And he's like, my stews can't help. I don't think it's something that we can keep giving on that level, especially with the man down. So I don't really it's something that we can keep giving on that level, especially with the man down. So I don't really know about that. She's like, perfect.

I'm going to talk about this later. He's a wee-weeessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss Yeah, the classic Daisy Gary conundrum. So now Casey is looking at the guest list and she's like, Oh, interesting. So it's Angie and Chris Harrington on the list and, oh, she was once married to Mormon Roy. Roy, where does this mean Mormon Royality? And she's like, Royalty, every royalty, not royalty. And she's like, well I grew up more man and there's no royalty in more man. And Jess is like, well I think they just look like a fun bunch, don't they? They'll fit right in here. Oh, almost got hit with the rolling pin, wasn't that fun. It's what one has to do in the kitchen.

You put your hand out and some days it gets rolled over by a pin. Some days it doesn't, but it is the work I have chosen and chosen it is what I shall do. Carrier. Well, I bet they're like the Mormons that like left the church and they just like party rally hard. I left the church when I was 15 and I moved to Costa Rica. So growing up in the church, you have like so many rules and expectations. And when you leave so many like habbitations, I don't really know the English accent word for it, but that's what I'm trying to say. So like, you lose your inhibitions.

Sorry, I'm gonna need that in an American accent. Yeah, sorry. That is the American accent, KC. Yeah, I don't speak American accent, so. Sorry. So now it's time for provisions. And lots of provisions including an axe and a chain mail and some shield which was like very Elden Ringey and then um, Faye is like, Lewis,

if I were to buy a Nathan, what would you do? Would that be possible? Not possible. Nathan's up at 40 am so we can't be awake. Yes, just that Nathan's just better with the guests than in Mike. And last time Mike dealt with the guest, he pounded his chest and it scraps off the floor. It was very, very disconcerting. Well, that's not fair to keep them working so many hours every night.

Well, we're all working 17 hours a day, so I'm just saying I need to, you know, to... And he's like, well, I'm not telling you, I'm not going to help, I'm just not promising anything. Well, I'm either better than you can communicate. He's head of department, he should start acting like it, because if I have Mike, interact with the guests one more time and put a blunt, a sore steak on the side of his car that forces it to develop, I'm going to have to go to management. on the side of his car that forces it to be over. I'm gonna have to go to management. So now Fei has gathered her stews and so anyway,

she's just like having a meeting and she decided that she's gonna let the Appleette thing go with Orianna because she just has to do other things. She's like, I only want to make my guess happy and I don't care about the feelings or the feelings of the staff right now. I just need to do this. So, okay everyone, we need to come up with some Viking ideas. Um, uh, Orianna, why are you putting a, uh, you know, that strip of bacon on your shoulder right now?

Oh, sorry. It's not that not catastrophic stripe. Add us a stripe! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha And we're the hosts of Wonder E's new podcast, Dis and Tell. Each episode explores a different iconic celebrity feud, from the build-up, why it happened, and the repercussions. What does our obsession with these feud say about us? We're starting off with a pretty messy love triangle between Selena Gomez and Justin and Haley Bieber, a seemingly innocent TikTok of Selena talking about her laminated eyebrows. It's snowballed into a full-blown alleged feud. But it doesn't seem like fans are letting up anytime soon.

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Mike is a handbrake on a canoe for me. He's useless. Can you do fast? No. So then we just got to Mike being useless. Mike's like, what do Rob? I've Rob all on edge. And this is like pull the rope Michael, pull it. Pull Rob.

No that's pushing the rope. Pull the rope. rope Michael pull it pull Rob. No, that's pushing the rope pull the rope This is gonna like make me crack up the rest of the season. I swear to God I'm just never gonna get out coming true. It's so funny because it's just a stupid joke We started making and it's totally coming true Please let Michael around the guests. I know. I know. So here's like, all right crew, it's game time. Sorry on us, like, I don't know if I like Lewis, but I like him more than the other guys.

Like, no one's fantasized about a decant. I just don't want to sleep with someone who's like, I'm more superior to, so I'll fuck the cabinet above everyone else, and at least Lewis is a bo- Lewis is a bo-sen, and in fact, Lewis might eyes, he sort of sounds like David Beckham. I'm like, first of all, you're not superior to literally anyone in this boat, you have one stripe.

Um, second of all. You said more superior. I mean, fuck off, okay? You're not more superior to anyone, ma'am. And literally? And literally? And literally? And literally? And literally? And literally? And literally? And literally? And literally? And literally? And literally? And literally? And literally? And literally? And literally? And literally? And literally? And literally? And literally? And literally? And literally? And literally? And literally? And literally? And literally? And literally? And literally? And literally? And literally? And literally? And literally? And literally? And literally? And literally? And literally? And literally? And literally? And literally? And literally? And literally? And literally? And literally? And literally? And literally? And literally? And literally? And literally? And literally? And literally? And literally? And literally? And literally? And literally? And literally? And literally? And literally? And literally? And literally? And literally? And literally? And literally? And literally? And literally? And literally? And literally? And literally? And literally? And literally? And literally? And literally? And literally?

And literally? And literally? And literally? And literally? And literally? And literally? And literally? And literally? And literally? And literally? And literally? And literally? And literally? And literally? a sailor, a sailor fantasy is a pretty famous one. Yes, also it's a below deck tradition to be fantasizing over these like in deck cans. What do you think we watch this? Yeah, we're crying out loud. Idiot, more superior, I can't. So face like, well, this door needs a wipe, that we have fingerprints all over it. Much like the epilet case that Ariana's been leaning against, but we're not going to talk about that right now. Yes, what are you doing? I'm making cream fresh, smoked salmon, and caviar. Oh, I did just burn myself on smoked

salmon, not sure how that happened, but it did, and I shall persevere. Simple and beautiful. Well, what about the white trade,? Go well with our scrunchies, girls. Should we all wear the girls? Do we all have our lipstick? Exactly. Like I have my lipstick right now. Nothing signifies a good child or like matching lipstick on Steve's girls. Chop, chop. She's coming. So Mike might take the tender over to pick up Heather Gay and her group and Heather Gay is wearing a big, one of those big sort of like white furry hats, you know, and she gets on board and Angie's like, Heather, act like you've done this, some million times, however.

And so they are like all like excited and stuff and then they come on board and Orianna of course is like, oh my God Heather, I love your hat. Because you know Orianna knows that Heather's like a celebrity. So she's immediately kissing her ass. Yeah, she's like, thank you. It's my Norwegian nod to Norway. So Heather comes on, I, there's something going on with Heather here.

I don't know if she's found the kooka, the Adderall, but she's definitely different on this. And she's very likeed for Housewives. Everything they say, she's like, Oh really? Well, this is my Norwegian nod. Ha ha ha. Oh, you want me to act like this is my first time?

This is just another Thursday to me on a yacht. Gosh, she's really going for it on this show. Yeah, she was like the cat skills. She was really like she had a full dinner theater going, you know. Dark. It's dark in here. Is it dark? The lights go off.

I'm sorry. No one needs to know that on this podcast, but it's dark and the fish bowl is now taking up my lamp space. So now I'm bringing up my lamp to put in front of the fridge. I'm sorry big be cautious. I'm not that loud. This is bothering you my little angel. Yeah. So I'm glad that I got sorted out. So Heather, glad you got straight here for this. Listen, I literally like talk to Amazon yesterday on the podcast. So you know, it's just what happens. Sometimes life happens, okay?

And by the way, I'm glad I spoke to Amazon because if I had missed getting my new little chopper, I would have been very upset, okay? Cause I'm ready to chop some herbs with that thing, okay? I'm ready. Welcome aboard. This is our Cheeks Soup. Fire!

Yeah. And it was like, beautiful crew. We'd love you all to take your shirts off. So they get a tour and face like, well, no way. Has been fed to the happiest country in the entire world. And Heather goes, oh, we know. We have an Norwegian among us. No pressure, Carl.

And then they cut to Carl. Just who nobody has voted the happiest person in the country, okay? Carl is just standing there scowling. He's like a strange kind of like off-brand journey strong, just like, he's like a human flesh stop sign. He's just like, oh. So they go look at the sky lounge and she's, Heather's brought one of her gaze, Shane along.

And he's like, oh my god, listen to her accent. I just want to listen to her talk. Oh my god. Yeah, and they're like, yeah, not the hot tub. And Heather's like, oh, is this where we get to have a hot and anonymous sex? I love it. I love it. And then they're just, they're just like getting the whole tour,

the whole usual thing. So now, all right, dick crew, prepare for the pot. Cha! So then Orianna serves some Norwegian mojitos, which I don't, what makes a mojito a Norwegian mojito? Is there, is there a reindeer meat in that? Is it, is it, what else could possibly be? What is in Norwegian food in fact?

Let's go even deeper than that. Is it like herring, herring in the mojito? I don't know. I can tell you what's not in it, grits. Okay, grits are not in it. So FaZe is like, oh, that we've actually got famed here for those who don't like fish. And Heather's like, oh, well, I promised Rudolph,

I wouldn't need his family. Ha ha ha ha. It's like, who are you? What promised Rudolph I wouldn't need his family. Ha ha ha ha ha. It's like, who are you? What did you do with Heather? Bring her back. Weird. So, Casey's like, um, there has got to be a quick way than shaking every single drink one by one. And Oriana goes, there is not. There's not. Unless... Or in that second stripe.

It's right. Wait till I tell her about pictures. It's a lower mind. The nose lines, cheers, wooing, Heather's wooing, the lattice of course. And they're just chilling basically. And Lewis and Nathan are in the mess with Mark. And Lewis is like, well, they've got Mike tonight. Mike's not, you know, looking forward to being the Viking, is he? And Nathan's like, I could do an hour with

them, you know, until nine or nine thirty. And Lewis says, well, I know you want to be a Viking, but as long as you know know when you're waking up tomorrow Now I'm saying this line slowly because it's very important later. Yeah as long as you know when you're waking up Tomorrow tomorrow tomorrow And Nathan's like to I'm waking up at two so loose as long as you know that As long as you know that so now upstairs and she know that. So now upstairs, Angie's doing the King of the World thing, you know, and Heather goes, that's how a lot of women die.

What's been taken to their wife's side, then they just fall off, Maritime Law is hard to prosecute. So horrible, horrible lot of prosecutes. So then we just see the ghost of, is that a ghost squinty get us through the cloud? Horaaay! Just hand out honey eyes. Hannah who's the first person who's gotten screwed by Maritime Law.

I'm a loser. So then we get the majestic music. It's like, don't, don't, don't, don't. It's like the acre being like, I know. It like, it like very calm water so then So now it's like, yeah, right ladies, okay, everyone change into your viking outfits So Orianna has to like wear a green sack Which you know, it fade definitely assigned to the green sack. She's like I feel like Shrek's like no

It's just put your belt. Jazz it up a little bit. Do what I think. It's like I always tell my students, if you feel like Shrek won me, you put a belt on it and you say, hey, hey, hey. I just in my mind, I always imagine Faye breaking out into like some sort of like, Mary Poppins or Sound of Music song. I just feel like she's always like manning little children. Someone on take a seat this week said, look at Fay and now look up a picture to an image search of the mom from Mary Poppins.

And it was her. It was. Yeah, so that makes sense. She's like suffrage. So then, yes. I'd just feel like Fay would do really well with a bunch of children who were addressed in leaderhosen I feel like that would be like her real like that would be that's that's her sweet spot right there teaching children in leaderhosen How to sing songs

So we cut to Jess and she's like dinner tonight is kind of Viking vibes. I don't know what do Vikings even eat? I think it's food that goes raw is kind of Viking vibes, I don't know, but who Vikings even eat. I think it's food that goes raw. Whee! I love just making like an exhausted and an exhausted Viking meal. It's not exhausted Viking of all time. Raw. It's hard to know what Vikings would eat, but surely after a day of murder and bloodsh like, I feel like this is just very Viking, right? Like let's kill them all and murder them and drink their blood.

Heather's having a very peaceful day today. She goes from husbands, and we're going to have a conversation. very viking, right? Like, let's kill them all and murder them and drink their blood. Heather's having a very peaceful day today. She goes from husbands murdering their wives on yachts to drinking the blood of pagans. Yeah, she's really all over the map. So, and then Fay, she like actually like hurt herself on the ax and she's like, this is a really axe.

It's like, where there are no toy axes. And I feel like, Norway, they must thrive on toy axes. I feel like you go into this door. There's no party city. There's no party city in Norway. They're doing a Vikings party.

They're like, all right, decaps from bus boys and send the heads over to the bus. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. You guys got me props. Yeah, I know. These are Viking descendants. So bus. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. You guys got me props. Yeah, I know. These are viking descendants. So when they play, when they have children's birthday parties,

everything is real. It's like when you're doing a pinata, it is within a mace, a spiked club. Tell me it's invited to the Vikings fifth birthday party. We hope to get him in one piece literally. Drop off at five or Mikey dies. All right, thank you. So, um, yeah, so now everyone's at the table. And so Fay, uh, now it's time for Nathan to do his Viking thing. So Fay tells Ariana to wake up Nathan. So he wakes, she wakes him up and, uh, it's like an hour and a half after his shift

So he's like getting up so then Mike is like Nathan up Nathan up Nathan not up supposed to be Nathan not up no Why Nathan up and Well, he tells me I could wake him up because it's gonna do an hour with me He'd be up soon. He has to be up soon. Well, Hermach should be telling me what to do. I'm not sure how it works on container ships.

But I... LAUGHTER I've been car on him, so he better know his place. Container ship safe. Container ship home. LAUGHTER Container ship safe container ship home Lewis say Nathan stay up not walkin up only stay up not walkin up Don't go into Nathan's cave

That was actually too many were those little bit to that that sentence had too much structure sorry And then we see a clip in Nathan's like, well, he can do eight, thirty or nine, thirty, you know, as long as he's up by two, as long as he's that by two. So I don't know where Mike's getting that, but I think Mike is getting his feelings hurt. Did nobody wants to work with him? You know, I think that's what this really is.

Which I mean, I get it, but Mike, you know you know Mike sad Mike right here me not number one Viking Me should go though You know get up Mike up Mike do Viking party and make them say well I mean I'm up now, but you can do it too if you want to do it with me Okay, he said he said yes, he good guy. I'm not best Viking, but should come me. Me Nathan, comedy duo. So we have Poonstar Walker Martinez, which you requested. And Heather's like, here's to the blood of pagans. So then Fay and Nathan are talking.

She's putting chain armor on Nathan. And it's like you said, it's real, so it's heavy. And he's like, guys, if I put this big metal helmet on my eye, my eye starts to dim. It'll be fine. It'll be fine. It's the only way not to get cut by the axe. Trust me, it hurts like a bitch.

Do you want to wear the helmet or not the helmet when Mike swings that axe at you? Good point. So then in this do pantry, more elevated discussion, cases like I thought I read somewhere that Vikings were into screamo and Orianna's like like the heavy metal shit. Yeah, like heavy metal. But weren't Vikings before electronic music? Yeah, like electric without electric in it. So I was like, oh my god, you're so fucking stupid. And then Nathan's like, okay, here I am to party with you guys. And Heather's like, my god, you're so fucking stupid. And then Nathan's like, okay, here I am to party with you guys and Heather's like, my goodness, I've never seen a biking with an iPad that big.

So, face like, alright, there's someone want to read the map facts. I do it, fact. Oh god, here we go. Listen, he's in costume. You're not in costume, Mike. Oh, Mike's stand, Mike's stand. Mike's stand. Mike, it's nothing against you, but you're wearing a cheetah high across your bare chest

right now. It's just not the right look for this. Oh, and Nathan's like, but I could maybe say this line and then Mike can hit you head axe. Okay, well, you asked for this Nathan. Good luck. So then, um, Outcomes Jess and she's like, hello, welcome to Viking night. Rah.

Just like, Luster Ravio served. The Vikings were known for bloodshed and murder sailing to distant lands and plundering the landscape leaving no one alive in the swath of destruction and this food is inspired by them. Please enjoy. You're lobstered around the world. You're ravially. And now there's like, how do you say bone-up routine Viking? So Nathan has facts because that's what everybody loves doing at dinner. Nathan? The most outrageous Viking dinner. You can imagine facts.

Oh, well, we have our own factor to something Carl and Carl's like Oh And so Nathan's like well Vikings drink out of the helmets There's one fact and he's like, I have a question for you Are any of the single girls here pretty enough to kiss? How about that one? Pretty girl pretty lips me kiss Um, that was sort of asking the hotfiking sorry cave troll

Oh Mike sad Well Heather which one would you kiss Heather if you could kiss any of these people right now who would you kiss Heather? Queen bee Heather. She's like no one unless I had a spiritual romantic or religious connection with them. Me no understand. Are we love? So The Bay now is like, um, could one of you whose name rhymes with psych? Help Justin the Galley please you're communicating the fact segment. We need some respect during the fact segment of dinner.

Yes, please go down there. So Jess of course needs stuff to be washed. So she says it in the most just way. There are dishes to be washed in the galley. Okay. So Mike is sent down right and when he goes down, Jess is putting these huge field chops down But she's got this beep puree to look like blood and she's getting a spoon and going Ha and like blood is splattering all over the plates and so Mike comes down and he goes why? Why not? Mike's the reasons why not? Blood bad! Mike scared!

Childhood memory. So, so then, then Heather says, upstairs, you guys want to know a dirty funny secret about me when I was married, we had a funny sex name, and I was, it was Captain Woodrow and Julie from the Love Boat. The cruise director, isn't that hilarious guys Carl's like not funny Yeah, well, I've just dissolved that name and then when I actually like me to Julie I cringed And he's like that is hilarious how they're you really I mean you were a star you are a star

So then we see Nathan going to bed and it's 10.47 pm three hours after his shift his shift and then it cuts to Lewis just snoring in bed so now the guests are done and go get ready for bed and um you know just like work in the cuts of the Heather Plank charades downstairs. I love these Utah people. We're gonna be the craziest fucking crew. Okay, movie, movie, is it a movie? Is it a stop sign with skin? Chad, it's Chad!

Stop, skin stop sign. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Skins. Believe me, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Skins. That's all. That's the funniest thing. Skins. So then I also liked when Heather was guessing. Heather does a thing that sureates people. And I do include, it's including me too, that like you say you make a suggestion and the person shakes their head like no, but then you make it 10 more times. Justin Kayes, they've changed their mind that it's right.

So she's like, Gator, Gator, Gator, Gator, crocodile, Gator, Gator, Gator, Croc, Gator, Gator, Gator, Gator. And it's Crocs, which I'd like to, because what the fuck kinda charade is that? Crocs, which I'd like to, because what the fuck kind of charade is that? Crocs. When syllable, Sue. So now, FaZe getting into bed. She's like, oh, it feels like I haven't been to bed in ages.

And Jessica's, it's been a long couple of hours. Here we are. Made it through again. So, they're talking, the guest are talking, Casey comes in. And she's like, how's everyone? Good. And she's like, there's a lot of Mormon jokes flying around here just warning ya. And she goes, oh, I love Mormon jokes

because I'm an ex-momon. Don't hate me for it. And have this like, yeah, El Ron Hubbard, eat your heart out. Am I right? So now, um, it's 2 a.m. and Nathan's waking up. We got a lot of, by the way, really, I personally, I'm very happy that they woke up Nathan because I felt like we got a lot of like short-list Nathan getting in and out of bed, which I personally appreciated.

So he starts helping out. He says he likes helping. I like helping out the bed, which I personally appreciated. So he starts helping out. He says he likes helping out the girls, but I'm missing out on my sleep. And so now he's like cleaning, and he's cleaning and wiping things up, and doing everything, is being a good little worker, you know, and then 30 minutes before a shift change,

at 5.30 and that says in red, an all red 30 minutes before the shift change he goes to bed. Yes, so now's phase doing her makeup in the morning. I'm saying, the makeup's not sticking on me correctly. Now look like a panda. It's one of my skin today. So we see Lewis walking around the deck and checking work and he can't find Lewis. And he's like normally we meet in the deck and checking work and he can't find Lewis and

He's like normally we meet in the bridge and have a talk about tonight, but Nathan's not there. Nathan's completely fucked up So now Lewis being the little weasel that he is because he's he's he's not that he's he was never like a huge Nathan fan and I think part of that is because Kyle really He was never like a huge Nathan fan and I think part of that is because Kyle really poisoned the waters about Nathan because Kyle was doing so much undermining. But ever since Nathan went to Captain Kerry to get to talk about Kyle, Lewis has not been into Nathan. So Lewis of course goes to Captain Kerry and goes, oh, do you know what time Nathan went to bed?

Pachans, which was a very slick way of trying to put on Captain Carey's radar that Nathan's sleep schedule was perhaps problematic. Yeah, it's total revenge. It's Taddle Tail revenge, which I would expect nothing more from Lewis. Yeah. So we hear

Wow, those guests are really having a good charm, all right? No, it's actually goat. Do you see them pair on the hillside? It's like oh there they all go Oh boy that bitch. Yeah, basically those goats ruin loose his plan because Kerry gets distracted by the goats so then Orianna, I mean well is like talking to one of the, asked just sort of asking how his morning is, and he's saying, yeah, I'm like really happy. I'm like, listen to the sheep. And she goes, is that what that is? I was wondering, like, it's a sheep buying. What did you think? Did you think it was a symphony? Did you think it was like the London symphony orchestra out there? What?

Yeah, I wasn't really sure what that is, now god I'm gonna be stuck with their ass out they don't the ice of everything she passes by so it's anchor now okay now they're like okay guys we've overused the majestic anchor music we need something fresh and they're like, I've got it. The cello. So the anchor starts going down, it's like, played by Jess, by the way. Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh So now it's time for the big drama of the episode Egg Orders. So they're all ordering their eggs different because it's, you know, breakfast. And it's like, I want medium-well eggs to be an egg, just like my pioneer Ansa-Saz. And Orian is like, okay, okay, I'm gonna, I got your eggs, I've got your eggs. I've got your okay I'm gonna go downstairs and just I've got the egg orders all written down perfectly and then Angie comes in

She goes, oh my guys started off. I used it too late to change All the same thing as my husband, you know the fat fucking y'all fall in the shelf up there, okay, but with gluten free gluten free now Thanks, I hate to bust your your bubble but I believe that was I called her non-angie because there were two blonde women one was Angie one was non-angie they have the exact same voice and they essentially look the same but non-angies like Angie but not Angie when you look at her you realize it's not Angie well maybe this is why I thought she had a different face because my next note is whose face is that? Yeah, that's not Angie. It's not Angie.

Oh, I take back my plastic surgery shaming from earlier in the episode would like to publicly apologize, because I thought this lady was supposed to be Angie. No, it's not. No, it's playing Angie. This is non-Angie, but they have the same voice because Angie sort of speaks like this

and non-Angie sort of speaks like this, which is exactly the same So is it too late to change my order? Can I do the same thing as my husband? Eggs Benedict with holidays on the side. Oh, I know. I don't want that. I want two scrambled eggs with bacon gluten-free Okay, so they're like, oh, that's fine and Orianna's like writing something down We don't really understand why and Jess is like Orianna Don't overthink it. Start the terrorist.

It's like I'm not. I mean, it's just, I mean, it's not that hard. I'm just going to write it. So Jess is like, come on, don't take too long with that. You've got to focus on what's important in the morning. And then we get Rihanna's story. She's like, I don tell people, I have dyslexia when I'm not on stilts. And if I can't, if I can't slow things down enough, I get stressed out over it. And Jess is like, all right, so wait,

is that Benedict's sauce on the side? Where's that side of Benedict's sauce? Just checking. And she's like, oh my God! So, then Orianna's making toast. By the way, terrible toast. She pulls out some English muffin toast. I mean, you might as well pull it right out of the fritterator. That was not a toast. There was no shade of color on that thing, ma'am. That was some floppy raw bread. That was a, she was sitting here saying how toast is not

that hard. Well, how about you don't fuck it up before you say that, okay? Because that was, I would have sent that toast back. I mean, I really wouldn't have, but I'm just saying it's I'm going to podcast right now. I would have eaten that while I ordered new toast. I would say this toast is, this bread is not toast. Go get me some toast. Please, while I eat this bread.

This is bread that has been warmed, okay? So Orianna tells us that if she can't slow things down fast enough, like she needs to slow things down, otherwise she gets nervous. And she's worried that she's gonna duplicate an order that was given to her and she'll start to fail. I'm still kind of confused what's going on, but from what I can gather is that she took all the orders,

I guess, orally, and then she's writing them down after the fact, which I'm I'm like girl just use a pad You know that's like my I think we've all been there We're at like with a group of people and replacing an order and the waiter is not pulling out their little pad And they're just nodding and then there's always some person who like does a few switchbacks on their order and the waiter Just nodding and he's like please for the love of God. I don't care what you can remember, just use the pad. I don't want to have to deal with this. Well, as a waiter, you know, I sometimes do that.

Sometimes I wouldn't, I'm normally a pad waiter, but sometimes I would do that just if I was real busy. And there's always a person at the table who goes, aren't you going to write this down? And then you always say, you have to say, no, no, this is how I do it, it's fine. But then that's so much pressure you just put on yourself, because you're always standing there in front of that fucking squirrel machine going,

oh my God, that one person said, don't you need to write this down? And I said, no, I didn't need to. And now I'm going to fuck it up. I'm going to look even dumber. And then they're going to have that look on their face like, I told you to write it down. So I just say always use a pad, okay? Always. Like there's no shame in it.

I think it makes me as a dine or feel more secure So then there's this now things are gonna mix up for whatever something's happening. There's a mix-ups I don't know where the mix-ups are, but I just know there's mix-ups because Jessica is there still one old egg over medium or not And oriental's like that's a different order, but then like on screen. It's like Bram bram bram bram bram Like corrections on screen. So I don't know whatrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr How about you because instead of watching dishes for chef, the swim platform could have been done. No, by the way, sorry, it's interrupt here. This, I, God, Lewis, he's having this meeting, this deck meeting in the wheelhouse with Captain Kerry steps away.

And this is intentional because this is Lewis's way of tattling on Faye for using his resources, but without like tattling directly. He's basically letting Carrie over here this, right? That's why he's bringing that up. And then in a few moments, it's his way of throwing Nathan completely under the bus by bringing up this point directly within Carrie's ear shot. It was like, as soon as I saw Carrie by the wheel

and then him gathering with the dequees, I was like, oh, this guy is a fucker. Yeah, this guy is a little fucker. I told you. You know what I can call him? You call him that. You call him that. And I said, one with little fuckers like this, you know, I just recognize these people

out in the wild. And Mike's like, Mike caught up much too. Work, fake. And Lewis is like, well, the chiefs do and the chef are vultures. And what time did you finish Nathan? And he's like, uh, five, I finished at, uh, uh, uh, five thirty, I think I went to bed. He's like, well, you don't finish until six. Well, I went to bed at five thirty, I think.

Well, I thought you went to bed at six without handing over, and that makes it worse, because that means there was an entire hour with no debt crew. Never go to bed unless you hand over to the next guy. Mike, now listen, you're not wrong in the stuff you're saying, but the way you're going about this is so shitty. And after all the shit that Kyle did, or what's that guys? Yeah, Kyle. You never once got like this with Kyle.

You were like trying to be his best friend. You're a little fucker, sir. Yeah, and he's best lead like, so let me just reiterate that again You don't go to sleep before you hand off because otherwise it's dangerous and if anyone went over here That would be terrible because this is a private meeting what I'm saying right now You want to sleep an hour before you were supposed to anyway, and of course captain captain Do you still have your earphones in or could you hear that? I'm sorry. I was watching

Adventure time He's saying something So then yeah Captain Kerr is like well it made onto this to you guys the primary duties to keep the vessel safe at night On I think I watch secondary duty check out those gates in my rock, they're just mowing on the side. Anyway, if there was no one to check the bit's position, we would have dragged Hank and gone to shore. And if we had hit somebody, or perhaps even worse, a goat, who's getting the shit? I am! So, Nathan's like, well, I really thought Lewis would speak to me one-on-one instead of throwing me under the bus with the captain. Okay, now part of it is like, okay, well,

that's what you did to him. But the difference is he's an employee of Captain Kerry, whereas Lewis is his boss, you know what I mean? So it's not exactly the same thing. I mean, it is kind of classic how people complain about how they get scolded for fucking up. But I do think though that Lewis was, that there was a a it was not an

accident that that meeting happened right next to Captain Kerr. He wanted Faye and Nathan to look bad in front of the captain. And also the reason Nathan didn't go to you was because you proved that you would not do anything to help him already. And it was it's more professional of him to go above your head to complain about somebody somebody with the HR problem that you're not gonna do shit about because you hadn't done shit about Kyle up until then in the first place. Yeah.

Well, anyway, so now Angie, now there's like some conversation, Angie's like, Chris, so Chris doesn't like his personal space to be invaded and then Carl's like, are you. So Chris doesn't like his personal space to be invaded. And then Carl's like, are you a germ of the basic? I'm more like germ aware. Oh, hold on a second. I just cut a message on Instagram. Oh my God. It's from Shaw exposed saying Carl is the lamest person in Norway right now. Wow. And Heather goes, germ aware you would not enjoy sizzling. I felt like a little

stretch. They told about what is sizzling up to do than anything. It's not like sizzling has more drys. Sizzling does not have more germs than any other sexual activity. So weird. So they're having breakfast and justice like, um, wait, before you take that out, does

that have a gluten free on it? Orianna. It's like, um, this is what she ordered. I mean, it's what she just came in here and changed. I thought she wanted scrambled eggs. You're pushing me over the edge. Jess, you might be able to tell by my voice raising how it is. Ah.

Ah. I mean, it's only on a thinking one. Don't make me go viking on your ass. She's like, can we just go slow? Can we go slow? No, we're not going slow. We need to focus. It's actually irritating me right now, can't you tell?

And now I'm trying to focus, but I can't when you're telling, when you're yelling at me. So I need you to go slow and fake us. Just go slow and fake us just get slow. You don't know what's been going on here so stay out of it, Faye. And I love accusing Jess of yelling when Jess is like please focus. Stop yelling at me! So, um, she's like being stressed isn't gonna help. So she's like well I, I don't get have this, can get so fudge up. And gonna help. So she's like, well, I don't get how this can get so fudge-starts. An Orientalist like everything's fine.

Everything's fine. Well, she just doesn't use her words. Oh my God, the squaring! I just can't. Just, I gave you one of the orders verbally and then I wrote them down. Oh, it doesn't matter. Yes, it doesn't matter. Just, she, be quiet.

What do you do in? What do you do in? Talking to a chef like that. Especially a Viking chef. Have you heard her roar? See She's positively enraged. So then Orianna's just like sort of losing her mind and her voice is getting shaky And she's like I'm a cast. There's like only so much room in the Toaster right now. So fake us. Okay Now I have a this I have a, I'm gonna do service,

and you do beds. Well, you should actually be. So, it's like a little bed, like a bed, housekeeping this from Faye right there. Yeah, good to you, beds. Um, so Faye's like, uh, Trust, trust is everything to me. And the fact that Orianna has gone to Louis behind by back

and ordered herself a blitz. And now she's angered by chef. That's not a scene. That's not trust. I'm not really sure what it is, but hopefully she's doing beds, which is where she should be. It's not a moray either.

So then, just like... When the moon hits your eye, it's not a big pizza pie. It's just harassment. Now I've been in management for a very long time. So Jess is like, I literally have no idea how it's so hard. So then, um, uh, Heather is basically, Heather, all the guests love Casey because she's ex-mormons. They wanted to play charades with them tonight. And then, Kerry's showing some waterfalls to Lewis and he's like, take a look at that waterfall.

It's a waterfall, but not just that. You know what a waterfall really is? It's just water going on. Adventure! Oh! What? Oh! Oh!

Oh! So now it's, you know, dropped the anchor time again. So now Lewis is checking it on Orianna and Laundry and he's like, is that a pocket that you've got there on your line? Great to see you. Yeah, it's like a little one. I keep my notes in and he goes, oh, cool.

Wow, how is she like pregnant? The chemistry is off the charts pocket-clerting. So then Orianna is like, she's like, so I think there's like tension between the departments and those like, me and Fay, yeah, for sure. She was, I mean, don't be mad if I tell you to fuck off. I'm just like trying to knock it, yelled out. So then now, she's such a little underminer.

Look at her go. Yeah, I guess there's tension between the apartment, the department's, what do you think you're gonna get faith fired or you're gonna shut up? And your damn clothes. She's gonna probably launch a little campaign against Jess, like, I don't know, like there's like something off about her.

I'm worried about her. Is she okay in that kitchen because like, I think she's like leasing it a little bit. Yeah, and she keeps like burning herself. Is it self-harm? I'm just saying don't tell anybody I said that promise me. Did she really burn herself or did she just want to get out of work? I don't know I'm just thinking of things. Yup so Fa is giving the guest her schedule they're gonna go zip line in and Fa is talking to Mike

about taking stuff to the gazebo because they have to do the infamous beach picnic day or in this case, the zip line in picnic. So phase like, oh yeah, I'm at listen. You need a change of scenery. So why not come and set up a picnic with me? And she's like, oh my God, thank you. I appreciate that.

Thank you so much. So Nathan, meanwhile, is kind of grumpy because he got, not only did he get yelled at, but he got thrown under the bus with, with Kerry. So he's like, I wouldn't do that with Mike. Like, he'll be sweet like, like Lewis wouldn't do that with Mike, like he'll be sweet talking me in the room and be like, don't do it again, baby boy, you know?

And so then, I then Heather's trying to figure out what to wear for a zip lining. She's like, if I'm going to trash a pair of shoes in the Norwegian soil, I think I'm going to go with the Monclarers. Yeah, but you know what? I'm going to bring my Balanced Yaga Speedy. That's a quote, bad timing on that one. Heather. So then Heather and, or Jess and Fay I guess.

And so, Fay's like oh so when it is at Scarons what are you scared stealing? I just chased one. Oh I couldn't do it. Oh I couldn't. God these are amazing. What is this magic? Is this magic? She's like oh the gluten free on one side and gluten is on the other and get the show on the road. I'm not in the mood to be fucking around. I like I like Jess saying I'm not in the mood to be fucking around. I like, I like, I like Jess saying she's not in the mood to be fucking around while she literally is forcing scones on her cheats too. She's like a scone boy, but then she gets mad at them.

You feel uncomfortable? You feel uncomfortable? You feel uncomfortable? You feel uncomfortable? You feel uncomfortable? You feel uncomfortable? You feel uncomfortable? You feel uncomfortable?

You feel uncomfortable? You feel uncomfortable? You feel uncomfortable? You feel uncomfortable? You feel uncomfortable? You feel uncomfortable? compliments thank you when I'm on a boat I'd like to lay a trap I put out scones and see if they eat them and if they eat them then I know them fucking around now I know who I can trust so now they are so now zip lining time okay let's go zip lining it's it's fine that it goes zip lining and while there's zip lining KC FaceTimeimes her mom, Kim. And she's like talking about how they're all ex-mormons. And she goes, yeah, they're all trying to do words of wisdom for a sherad. And her mom's like, okay, honey.

We call it sherads in English. She's like, I was speaking English, Mata, sherad. But even her mom is exhausted by this. I was so funny. And so she tells us, Kim will always be my mum, but she's also my best friend. And there's part of me that hasn't forgiven my parents for pushing me into being the mole man culture. Like, they didn't even have to deal with it like because I grew up in that society and my voice was like held back so like it took me time to move past that but if I finally

get to participate in my life I choose that and I'm gonna keep participating in my life. Yeah, shirats. Honey, it's charades honey. That one is gonna play shirats with you. I've gotta go mom. She raids, honey. No one is gonna place your rods with you. I've gotta go, mom. I love Casey resenting her parents for putting her in this position where she felt like, like she was not as, not as, as a disempowered, unempowered, whatever.

This, disenfranchised. She had no voice. She had no free will. And she's like, now I can finally participate in this life. I can take this life by the reins and live the life that I want by being a servant to rich people. By taking orders nine hours a day. By doing things for other people and not for myself.

You did it, Casey. I'm finally in control of my own life Casey said you finish ironing the clock coming Oh So could you put it accidentally dinner table please and come up with fair thank you yes be right there So we cut to the people's uplining and stuff and Angie and Heather like oh my god I'm so scared of sublining So then

Just it's like Orianna could you do me a favor? Stick your elbow in my shoulder. Have you done massage courses? She's like I have done missage. I have Massage a massage message massage Missie massage, message massage, massage, it's massage, just do it please. My job being in stress velocities, you find yourself being drawn to people with soft,

caring, and gentle energy. I was like, oh, like I think you're, I think those people are. But also I like that just at one point was putting out, oh wait, no, I'm sorry, I got totally distracted at one point was putting out, oh wait, no, I'm sorry, I got totally distracted by everything here. I got it all turned around. Never mind.

I see it. No, it's okay. My very important comment was about something that was not, I thought just was, Ronnie, I think right now I need someone who's soft-caring and gentle. I know you're saying something. Yeah, man, it's okay.

It's all gonna be okay. You're worth it. And just it's like, oh God, that's so that bad. It's okay. It's all gonna be okay. You're worth it. And just it's like, oh God, that's so much better. And so then we go to Carrie and Mike in the mess, and the captain's gonna get a snack. And Mike goes, you eating granola, you granola. That's serious. Fucking serious. Carrie goes, I'm not here to fuck spiders, mate. You go and roll out. That's serious. Yes. Fucking serious. Here he is, like, carry guys. I'm not here to fuck spiders, mate.

Huh. I'm not here to fuck spiders. You're here to not fuck spiders. We know no fuck spiders. Spiders bad. No fuck. There you go. More zip lining, more zip lining. So now is time for a picnic in a yurt.

It's like style, like a phone booth. I'm not really sure what's happening with it, but yeah, what do I know? And so Heather comes down. She's like, we're back. Viva la diva's. Yeah. Yeah. And the Heather's like loves the crew outfits.

And then they, um, And then Angie's like, Angie's like, can you guys do the splits in those outfits? I would love to see someone do the splits in those. And Ariana's like, well, Casey can. Cause she's a slut. But you didn't hear her from me. And then Casey's setting up a table on the, she's setting up the table scape on the boat and she puts like a rock down and then she could tell us

Rock star And then when rolls and Mike's like oh Roll rock you less round stones Roll rock you less round stones Round stones roll square stones stay So the guests are coming back a majestic music as they tend to and Angie's like thank you dear So I hear you're an acrobat dear, but there's, yeah, we can hear you can do the splits in your pants. Ha, ha, do the splits.

So she does. And I'm like, woo, woo. And Heather goes, if you weren't an ex-mormon now, I mean, if you weren't an ex-mormon before, you definitely are now. Bad Mormon. Wait, I should write a book called Bad Mormon. And then the guests are gonna like,

they decide they want to go swimming or something or whatever, maybe they want to do the toys. And while that's happening, Nathan has to go bring something downstairs. So he basically goes just like downstairs and then in classic Kyle from Blow Deck Med, fashion, he's like, and he's like, Oh!

And you know that Kyle Sojellis, like somewhere in New York, you just hear, Oh! Oh, you're seriously taking my store lawn because that's not cool, I'm dead as serious, you better stop there. Oh, I did it first, yeah. Yeah. Right.

Sorry, just had to throw that one in there. Yeah. Oh, I love you, Frank! So we just had to throw that, we'll be back with more Heather Gay, with Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, and Winter House and all those good things. So thanks for listening and we'll catch you on the next episode. Bye. Hey.

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