Watch What Crappens - Below Deck: Brounion

Episode Date: February 7, 2019

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It was a huge show. It became higher rated than Vanderpump rules if I'm not mistaken this season. Kind of a disadvantage. Mm-hmm, I think it was like their number two situation. Number two on Bravo. Yeah, so it like kicked ass and then guess what? They got backed up the bun call by Bravo

and had to do a clubhouse recap. I mean, it's just disrespectful. Yeah, and the thing that bothers me is that the clubhouse reunions are really not as comprehensive and I don't know why. I wonder is it because, does a different production company handle, is it like that, what happens live production company

so they don't have like, let me see, Ro. Yeah, so do they not have like, the resources to put into like, looking up everything and getting the questions? It's just feels like, it felt like with this hour, we touched on a lot of things,

but we didn't get into, like they didn't even mention Master Pearson, that feels like an important thing. They didn't talk to... Master Pearson. I feel like we want to talk about all of these guests, we want to talk about all the issues that. We want to talk about all the issues that happen with the food. And I just don't feel like I'd even scratch the surface.

I don't think Andy even knows who anybody is on this show. I don't think he watches this show and look, bless his heart. You know, he's got a lot to do. Can you tell we're going to Texas soon? Because I've been saying bless his heart for everything 20 times today, like for the past week. Okay. It's how my body gets ready. So I don't think he's watched it because even at the beginning, he was like, oh, and I'm saying bless his heart because he has so much to watch. Like I probably wouldn't watch half the shit either.

Like it must I absolutely add to you. So Andy's like, so we had a bromance between someone over there and someone over there. And it's like not even that at all. It was Ashton and Ross who were sitting right next to each other. And I was like, wow, you're really doing a great job in the first two minutes of hiding that you don't even watch this show, Foo.

I know. I know. I just feel like this show was so good this season. And it just deserves like, it deserves a comprehensive reunion where like real questions are asked. I mean, thankfully, there's us. You know, I actually went on to Riley's, she was on IG live yesterday,

so I just went on just to see what she was talking about. And she was funny, first of all, she was like, oh my God, watch her crap in. You guys are hilarious, although you guys can mean to me sometimes, but I love it, I love it, I love it, but you guys are hilarious. And she was really funny. And then she was like, okay,

so to all of you people who have jerked off to my photos and masturbated to me, you owe me a tip. Oh, wow. I was like, you know, you have to really respect her entrepreneurial spirit. You know, those fishing boats do not pay for themselves. I just had a pro at an old school lunch.

Yeah, you think that was a good direction. Like, why are you crying? Riley yeah, Riley she's funny. I'll bet her pictures yell at you when you masturbate to them They're probably like get it get it get it Yes, sir. Yes, sir. I think that the main problem with below deck reunions is a constant one in that They've had troubles right because they gaveDec a full reunion on the stage and Kate was in a ball gown and Rocky was there at a glitter dress or something and then they got in a fight and then there was storm off sentiers

and it just doesn't work as much for BulloDec because at the end of the day it's maids, okay? And what's it made gonna do or a waiter? I'm a waiter so maids and waiters don't get all mad at me right now, okay, I speak from experience. What do we do when we're in confrontation? We say sorry That's what you're supposed to do. That's what we're trying to do and then you walk away and you talk shit, okay? So when they get to the reunion they're like sorry sorry sorry sorry Sorry, may I get you a free dessert like I'm sorry your mad at me

May I please bring you a free cheesecake and it just doesn't make for a great reunion so andy really stuck to just miss straight up missage me and then carolina fights which i don't i don't think that was a bad move on his part yeah i mean i think i mean vanderman rules sort of like undermines your theory a little bit which is that like waiters can be pretty vicious nasty people who don't say sorry but

uh... well to cut yeah, that's true. But I think though the difference is that I think actually all these people really do have professional lives and they like work on boats, et cetera. So I think. Well, if I have rules, waiters are different. Those are Los Angeles waiters, okay? Los Angeles waiters are basically. Los Angeles waiters are basically. Los Angeles waiters are basically. Los Angeles waiters are basically. Los Angeles waiters are basically. Los Angeles waiters are basically. Los Angeles waiters are basically. Los Angeles waiters are basically. Los Angeles waiters are basically. Los Angeles waiters are basically. Los Angeles waiters are basically. Los Angeles waiters are basically. Los Angeles waiters are basically. Los Angeles waiters are basically. Los Angeles waiters are basically. Los Angeles waiters are basically. Los Angeles waiters are basically. Los Angeles waiters are. Los Angeles waiters are. Los Angeles waiters are. Los Angeles waiters are. Los Angeles waiters. Los Angeles waiters. Los Angeles waiters. Los Angeles waiters. Los Angeles waiters. Los Angeles waiters. Los Angeles waiters. Los Angeles waiters. Los Angeles waiters.

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sorry, I'm bringing you a free cheesecake. Yeah, you're right. But I think that in the case of below deck, I think these are all people who are actually like trying to find future work on yachts and boats and things like that. So I think that they always, they just come in nicer. And I think that there's something about being off the boat. Like the boat seems like it's such a pressure cooker that when they're off of it, they have a little bit too much perspective.

That being said, if Caroline was there and if Chandler were were there I'm sure we would have gotten a proper reunion and I wonder I Wonder did they invite them? I mean you never know Caroline was like this ongoing saga of like declaring on Twitter I am not or dissipating in this anymore after much consideration. I decided I will go to the reunion and say my piece No, I will not go so it was was like, who knows what was going on there? I don't know about Chandler. Chandler's, of course, Chandler's such a douchebag. He probably was invited and didn't show up because that's what douchebags do. They ruin everything. Yeah, I think that, yeah, Caroline, the Caroline saga is still going on. I mean, that girl's still going crazy all over the internet, okay? And I tried to find what she said, but you have to follow her and

be accepted to follow her. And I just couldn't bring myself to do it. Yeah, so I rely on Facebook post to tell me what she's saying But she was saying yeah, I'm not gonna go to that. How dare they I was abused and then she's like yes I will go but no one invited her because she's too crazy, you know Like in the Lord knows what that girl's gonna do some people are fun crazy Rocky's fun crazy, you know Maybe she'll show up in a mermaid tale and flop around. Caroline's gotten to the point where it's like, uh, what does she start yourself on fire in the middle? You know, like it's gotten to the prey.

So, uh, who knows, but her latest thing that I read was that she's like, wait until you see what they show and it called me personally. And that's sure to me that they are going to show the extensive abuse. And granted, it was not flattering the tape that they showed going to show the extensive abuse and granted it was not flattering to tape that they showed that's for sure. But it was also like again seen in a vacuum. Well let's just, well let's get into it because we'll talk about it. Let's get into it.

Why are we talking so much about the macros? So Andy so that the reunion starts off and he's like, hey, what happens into he gets exposed right here a little bit we're not gonna get that We're just gonna ask a few questions. Oh He's like welcome to blow Like welcome to the balcony. It's like no, it's called blood. Welcome to Andy's baby shower. Oh, no, no, it's oh, it's a it's a yacht show We've been doing a yacht show in Brawbel for six seasons. What? With a spin? At least there's a run of dance on this yacht. Nope, not interested. So yeah, Captain Lee is ready to get some rock star, Vijay in New York City. He

showed up in some acid wash jeans, and a leather jacket. I don't know what the hell's going through his mind, but I'm not mad at it. I was cracking up it captantly. He was also like, A rock star, that's it. Apple was a roller stone, am I right? Yeah. Set up the seas, set up the streets. Captain Lee was like really big into smushing his face into his neck this episode.

He was doing a lot of this. Yeah, he gets really. Which if you're watching on TV party, you can see. So that's a lot of this. Yeah, he gets really nice. Which, if you're watching on TV party, you can see. So that's what I was most interested in. Yeah, a lot of his skin into his neck. And then Andy, like a beaker. Yeah. Andy was doing his usual opening where he's like,

Hi, hi, hi. Hi, hi. Are you agree to Walmart now? Okay, can you say anything else? Like pick one thing. Can you have your assistance right down? One quality that these people might have. Like, hi Riley, hope you don't yell at me. Hi Ross, hope you don't get arrested.

Hi at, or this is Ashton, this is Ross. The highs, they've bugged me. The highs, I know they're always, you know, the highs are so often the lows. So the thing is Ross. The highs, they've bugged me. The highs, I know they're always, you know, the highs are so often the lows. So the thing is that. Hi, Dac. I didn't have the same thing to it. David, that was a good one.

Hi, I'm so happy. That were divorced. No, but I thought also the seating arrangement, like why did Tyler get a better seat than Chef Adrian? I mean, not like I'm a big Chef Adrian stand, but like Tyler did, like he showed up, like three quarters of the way through the season, banged Riley for a few episodes,

and made fresh tracks in peanut butter. Like Chef Adrian, and by the way, by the way, they didn't even ask about the C-slug. How did they not even ask about the C-slug? That's really not what I'm saying. You're right. Well, I think that they were punishing Adrian because Adrian should have had all this drama But Adrian really is like I said he just so it's like you did something bad

He's like sorry Agenic about it. Yeah, you know, it's just like from so Didn't mean anything bad by it and namaste, you know who wants to hear that? He's like he even made it on the stage He did show up in a below deck uniform though, like the typical guys that come to believe that. They're wearing like cotton shirts from Kirkland and you know, like a bad blazer over it.

I kind of felt like he looked like a lesbian name pepper, you know, like maybe like someone who's like really into, like, Ani DeFranco and Dreamcatchers. Yeah, I almost wanted that. I almost wanted that. I guess Dreamcatchers and Yoga, but then we'll slit your throat like in a DeFranco and Dreamcatchers. Yeah, almost one. I'm not sure in Catchers and Yoga, but then we'll slit your throat in a full fight. Has real issues with like almost voted for Jill Stein,

but didn't quite. Yeah, but she'll bring it up every dinner party she goes to. Yeah, you're like, oh my god. Can Joni please be quiet? I'm sorry, I named him Pepper. Well, his name's Joni. Yeah, Joni. His name was Joni, but then he decided to change it

midlife, like to give him more pizzazz. You know, pepper, yeah. And he gets his feet. Everyone's pepper like spices food, that's spice to food, but everyone else is really like, why did that let's be a name for himself after the orphan in Annie? Excuse me

Okay, so all right, I'm so we got we nailed that down nailed it. So Yeah, this is where I am he's like so there's a bromance between bros Anybody I have a bromance with John mayor anybody care awesome with John Mayer. Anybody care? Awesome. So there's a pro man's between the Lego guy over there and that cute guy next to them. They're like, it's just talking about us. Let's do a fist bump. Boom. Yeah, we just did it. A little fist bump with a splash. Yes, the pros. Glitter. Glitter.

Brofingers. These are cool pro fingers. Right. Just take this from a community. I won't mention here Take their fingers and swirl them around and make them bro think that is spirit fingers Bros stuff's gonna like our spirit fingers Asham's like yeah, he's like a girlfriend, you know it like if I don't chicken in I mean every day He gets me it's like it's like he calls me every single day their Ross is like hey what's going on stud how's it going how those pecs go on need to oil them up I can be over in five minutes like what a girlfriend shall I sit on your butt while I give you massage it'll give me better access to your backbones so who cares and then Ross got arrested and

of course he gives a housewife answer. He's like, total misunderstanding, bro. Which I feel like if you're in that situation, you say, Jouwou did it. K-Jouwou framed me. I got framed by Jouwou. So thanks a lot for what you've put on this world, Bravo. Like if this had been a proper reunion, then there would have been questions of,

I heard you were out with Jouwou and what did do and how many shots to do I make you do and what a Joao do to instigate you and why do you friends to do I want the first place like all those things yeah make an effort yeah make an effort but it's nothing is just like you just mean a couple of mates having fun and a night out yeah so that was boring and then the next question is so crystal was that your worst of the season cake? He's like that was the worst that was the worst guest of my life She's like a fan-tire life. She was so mean. She was mean. She was really mean. He's like, okay We've got a long herpes clip to show so just hold off on the mean, okay? Yeah, right back to that So just hold off on the mean, okay? Yeah.

Right back to that. Yeah, I kind of feel like a below deck reunion is should be a chance, like a victory lap for all everyone just like talk shit about the guests. And like the fact that the only guest they mentioned, I think, was Crystal was just not right and not fair. Yeah, agreed. And then they don't even,

the cast is not giving anything. Come on you guys. I know that you're maids, but still watch Bravo and figure out how to do this Okay, because then they asked well Ross it looks like Andy's like our entrapid staff notice that you're Fucking crystal or whatever because it's all over Instagram, you know and mostly cuz Riley's putting it there So yeah Riley swigs her champagne like and she gives those like squinty eyes and like gets her lip and fighting position Which is like tight above her gums and she's ready to fight and then Ross is just like, nah we're just, you know

we're just friends and he's like friends with benefits he's like, I wouldn't say that in case like just benefits he's like, nah, she's not married as far as I know I think and everyone just looks at him like really you can't even admit to an affair this all public social media come on But it is what the worst part is why then anyone ask why like this woman is terrible like a like a terrible human being who's so awful and basic and shallow and bratty like why and how did it start also like where are these questions why we We need to we need to import someone. We need to get Leslie's style up in this bitch because Andy is not pulling his weight

on the below deck with reunion. I would prefer Diane Sawyer because I really like how she just squenches her face. She was squinted on. She holds a pen up to her lip. Like, like. And she wears the white Hillary pant suit. She's like, mm.

Yeah. And then we see B-roll footage of her and Ross walking through a garden. I talked with Ross today about his many loves and I'm crystal. The answers were intriguing. And then it comes up to a super close up at this face. Yeah, we made it. We made it in the, we made it in the original on the y'all. We feel in love. Yeah. So then now we move over to they we try and do like a yeah, we try and do like a Josiah and Kate Thing but it's like boring because they're like we love each other. So then back boring. So then they move over to Laura Is that right and captain?

No, the first question is here. Huh? Huh? No, the first question is, what were the deck hands thoughts on Caroline? And Riley basically was like, well, I was her roommate. Get it? Got it? Good.

Got it? Got it? Got it? And she was very distraught all day, every day. Probably because she was, you know, loco. Yeah, she was distraught all day, every day, probably because she was, you know, loco. Yeah, she was to straw all day every day. And then he's like, okay, you're giving me nothing. So someone from Indiana agrees that a lot of people

don't get along with Kate, okay? Captain, what do you say? Anything? The only students that have complaints about Kate's methods of operations are the ones that don't do their jobs. All right. You want to argue with me? I argue with my acid wash.

I'll wait. Yeah. If you don't pull your way, I don't have sympathy for you. Yeah, because Andy said that he spoke to Caroline on the phone earlier. And what's crazy is he spoke to Caroline on the phone and all he has to say for that conversation is that Caroline said there's been a pattern of stews that have knocked on along with Kate. It's like, what's the point of talking

with her on the phone? I just don't understand. Yeah, I see her. They've both. They skyped Bruno in from Portugal in between his only fan sessions. They're able to do that. Why can't they get Caroline on the sky?

Like, what's going on here? I think because Caroline's just too much of a liability. And she's cross that point where it's like, is she like fun crazy? Or is she like mentally unstable in which case you're just dragging a mentally and stable person through the mud, you know? Yeah.

So I think that's probably the wise decision to leave her off, but God it was boring. I wanted to see her, you know? Yeah, I think we all wanted to see her. And so yeah, so we see, then he's like, so what about Laura? What's your reaction to that? She's like, I felt bad.

I felt bad, I'm sorry. I'm sorry, okay. And Kate's like, well, I felt like we are entirely nice to her. Yeah, Josie, I have never been more patient with someone in my life. I mean, normally we teach you once. And then if you don't get it, you have to write it down and read it off your own writing. I was talking over Kate a lot. You want to keep that friendship? You better keep your

mouth shut from Kate. It's asked a question, sir, because she won't shove you off that boat. I'm sure Kate was perfectly happy to have Josiah. Do talk. Like, you know, like, speak up. Kate was just happy to sit there in the back like just sit there in purely like You know like I'll just sit here any the G.S. something That's what it was like yeah, and then we said like excuse you second chair So Caroline tweeted out basically the what we saw on the on her last day was not remotely close to what actually happened. Now she's been teasing this for a long time

on the Instagram or the whatever she's been on she's been on everything. But she's been teasing this horrible video that we're going to see. And I've been picturing faces of death that movie like that beta max movie in the yeah, 80s where all the teenagers watched it in junior high. And it was like bears eating people's faces off and stuff like I was expecting something like that Yeah, I can't just like well, I think Caroline has a flare for the dramatic I mean when you're basically a walking Wendy's logo. What else do you have to do to do with your life, you know? Basically, I think that Caroline had a flare up. It's like oh

So then she's just been itching and burning for this moment. But you know, I'm just patient with her because I know it'll pass. Then it'll come back. Then it'll pass. And then it'll come back again. Yeah. But the good news is that she can write bicycles now again. So, um, so now Andy's like, temporarily, early, of course. Incuratively, she could never really get on a bicycle, not because she might have a disease. She just has terrible balance. I mean, could you imagine that? I'd be like watching a giant tomato going

at 25 miles per hour. It's very, very disturbing. Can you imagine a car would actually have to share a road with that thing? So Andy's like, okay, well, there's a very specific moment that wasn't shown that she's upset about. So we're gonna show it now. And so we go to the clip and pretty much just like she said,

which I was pretty surprised because- It was pretty rude. So Kate's, so we see Kate and Josiah's thing at the door, trying to get Caroline out. And Kate's like, so you're leaving today because your herpes are flowering up. I don't blame you. Yeah, I don't blame you That's so gross. That's so gross. And just I was like, I'd hate it if my herpes were flowering up. Yeah, yeah That's so awful. Yeah, I don't have herpes, but I know you do

Yeah, all of your infectious diseases Disgusting. I was like you too, what are you five years old? Who does that? Like, who, who starts Herpes fights with people? Okay, they're just planning to make fun of with Kerala. Kerala, okay? Like, why are we going for Herpes? And what led to that?

Because that's like a snow, you know, that's like a snowball that's been led up to that. I mean, I think it's pretty obvious what led up to that, which was that basically, here's the thing. Yeah, it was immature, foreshore, but at the same time, Caroline gives, like a quote unquote, two-day notice, which was the day before.

And I don't care. I don't care. You don't care. Herpes fights. She was, I'm not, I think it's bad, but I'm just saying it's like it didn't happen in a vacuum. Caroline was being absolutely ridiculous. She was, she put in her two day notice

and then she wakes up and she's like, I'm not coming to work today. So she's just sitting there so she shouldn't be on the boat anymore. She should be gone. She locks the door, which is what you're, you know, that's like you're not allowed to lock the door apparently. And then she was giving all this attitude and they're trying to get her out. They, I'm not going to justify them being immature and last in the music and all this and that. But I'm just saying like

it's not like this was like, oh, they were bullying her like this the entire time and they were so it was just like You know what they were like, you know what fuck this bitch? Fuck it like she like we're just going to I don't know I thought it was unprofessional, but I don't think it was totally unwarranted. That was bad I thought that I think going there is unwarranted for sure I mean Caroline that getting mad at Caroline or trying to kick her off the boat's not unwarranted Yeah, but like sitting outside her door like two mean girls screaming you have herpes. I mean, it's not granted. The other part of this was that who cares?

Like why is that making you like, I feel like as an adult I wouldn't sit there and cry that two people are sitting outside of my door going, you have herpes. I would be like grow up, you fucking sacks of crap. Okay, get out of here. You can play. I would think that's the dumbest fight ever. So this was a lot of things I didn't understand. Yeah, that was not that wasn't that wasn't a very proud dog moment. Okay, me that was not a mealy moment. Okay, it's basically like, well, to be fair, when I said herpes, herpes is like our code word for no responsibilities whatsoever and a lack of professionalism so yeah when I said that she had herpes it really made sense to me yeah so then I was like

guys that was mean and I like when Andy gets on a moral like he gets on a soapbox about something he gets all up because Andy is ridiculous and then he's gonna move into sexual abuse and like sexual is like not assault but you know what I mean sexual right yeah right as go go boys on there all the time like he literally played a game like dick in the box like put your hand in this box guests when he is slapping Cynthia Bailey on the ass at like at his baby shower it's like you know like you're still like the executive producer on her show I don't know. So it's 2019 you can't do that anymore I was like uh hello

like now let's talk about something real Riley your boobs no. Yeah pretty much. It's okay it's like you know what I mean I agree it is me but I didn't see it this. You know, I think she is the bully which cracked me up. I mean like K, I mean that was the most hilarious. I love that. I love K. It's just like blatant ploy to turn herself into the victim here. It was like so transparent and like Did not work at all, but I thought it was so hilarious that she even tried it that it's just like this is why she's the queen Yeah, she's like, I don't care. I'm just gonna do a very transparent ploy. Yeah.

She started that. So Andy moves to the captain. He's like, how do you feel about all this? And he's like, ah, watching it makes me uncomfortable, but I'll tell you this much. Caroline didn't pull her weight. I think you're gonna just gloss that question over so Kate doesn't slash your tires. You know what else? You know what else makes me uncomfortable reaching for a bowl of Cheerios and there's no milk nearby. Who wants dry Cheerios? That's uncomfortable. Good damage.

You know what makes me uncomfortable? Leather underwear and I'm wearing them right now. Why? Because I'm a rock star. I'm feeling about to slide right off this chair and get it's impossible because it's on the inside of the pants I know it's strange. That's why it's uncomfortable. You know it's uncomfortable when your nuts feel like they're in a toaster Just waiting for someone to put cream cheese on them. Who got me these goddamn leather underwear? Marry-Anne! I feel like I'm wrapped up in a fanny pack. It's like the fanny pack revenge. Manny pack. Yeah. So, uh, Andy's like, so do you have any regrets Kate? Now that it's 2019 you can't abuse people like that And she's like, yes, I do have regrets regrets that I ever started fights with that iron because At the end of the day, she does steam things. No, you have to be grateful for your iron. You're never gonna want to fight against the top sign for your iron. You're never going to want to fight against a stop sign.

You know, Andy, I learned never to start fights with baked potatoes. You know, you just can't. You can try, but logic just doesn't work when you're talking to a puddle, you know? So, yeah. So then it's like, so, Josiah, you talked about being bullied by gay people when you're younger. Oh yes, my story. No, we're not actually going to talk about your background. Did you feel like, since you were once the victim of bullying, that you, like, should have had a different perspective on what you're doing to Caroline? He's like, bullying made me stronger, better,

and more willing to serve mass appears. And I have no regrets. I would like to thank the bullies who bullied me. Thank you. You have made me what I am today. That was a weird answer, but it's also like, that's different. I mean, being bullied by Kate and Josiah is different than being bullied by like orange West Hollywood gays Now I'm not saying which is better. I think actually I'd be more terrified to be bullied by Kate and Josiah Obviously, I think the gaze actually But there you know, I don't know like okay I feel like I feel like orange West Hollywood gays are like

They are like the most concentrated form of Kate and Josiah so it's like it comes on really intensely like it's like whoa whoa you know it's like an entire charter season in one like 30 second moment yeah well I was you know at the end of the day this was not their best moment but I was actually happy for Caroline because she's been saying they're not gonna show this, they're just gonna protect their queen. Nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh, and they showed it, you know? And I thought you obviously don't watch Bravo

because queens are not protected on this show, okay? No, they're lifted up and they're torn down, just like in the old days. Like you make someone a queen and then you behead them at a public ceremony where everybody gets free dinner, okay? Yeah. And what about Lee, Captain Lee? Well, I probably could have handled the situation better,

much like I probably should have handled this leather underwear situation better too. Oh hi, Dom. Hi, I look like a writer today. Look, especially guest by Dominique. Oh hi. And I look like I'm about to write a script. Yes.

Yes, you do. Bye. Bye. I think I was Dom's first appearance on the actual podcast. Yeah, I know that's grow He's hot okay Speaking of why did Laura come in so hot like why did who the hell is Laura to come and screaming get everybody and she's like um The captain and then he asked the captain is like is that

You know know it was something when you handed Kate's oh no he tells Laura I'm sorry I got confused because I'm fine. Dominic Laura Dominic you're a wrench to this entire podcast right now. Oh that's a lot. So Vicki Gumbelsen said wait what? I know I'm like ripping off my shirt over here I'm like hi hi yeah, so he asked Laura. He's like, wow, Laura. That was really awesome when you had the cater ass. God, that was I'm making him captain Lina. Yeah, but yeah, he's like congratulating Laura for handing Kate her ass and then they just cut to Kate and she's like, am I really going to sit here and have to take this? Yeah, it is my kind of, herpes joke, fine, fine, I'll do that.

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Follow this and tell wherever you get your podcasts. You can listen ad-free on the Amazon music or wonder ya. So Laura's like, well, you know, I didn't have that intention to come in so hot, which is what's so sad about it. I'm sorry! I'm sorry! Captain, what did you feel about Laura doing that music? I would have fired her ass right on the spot. That's for goddamn sure While we looked into her resume turns out she's not even worked on a yacht She just says a boat a lot and we just kind of figured she was used to it That girl puts a poo and poo team. I'll tell you that

You think the on like Selen can done with her ass like Selen can done with her ass. This isn't leather, this is made out of Chandler. You want to mess with the bulk? Take it by the horns to get turned into a jacket, matching leather underwear, which are really you to my match, right? Right in that, now. Let me tell you something.

I've never been so inspired by fashion since I saw science of the lambs, OK? And that's full on 100% Chandler around these arms, okay? So, Laura, Kate's just like seriously. Yeah, she goes, you know, I was just bewildered and he's capped and goes, wow, what a great term! Be bewildered! That was like how I felt when I put on these pure leather Chandler underwares. And Laura's like, well, I was just thinking like, whoa, how do you not check your works? Sorry, okay. And then Laura tries to make herself to victim. She's like, I

was just in hysterics at that point. Okay, sorry. Okay, I was cornered. In case like you were cornered, I was literally in a corner. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. So, so it's like, you know, I mean, for someone who says you've been the chiefs do of a vessel that like, you know what I mean, for someone who's such a big chiefs do have a vessel that size, you're doing the one thing that you weren't supposed to be doing, yelling, so you know, it was amazing almost, almost, almost. It's what I'm saying is you were terrible at your job at first, that's all. Yeah, but now they're friends, so then they were like, oh, we'd work together again, love you, love you, no one else.

So Laura's like, Kate, don't act innocent. I had a reason to be pushed Okay, cuz and what was that? You weren't really nice in the beginning. Oh, and Why do you think that was? Because I an attitude. Okay, so we're back there great. Thanks. Thanks. That was great. Now let's go back to wirehead and attitude. Okay Thanks, that was great. Now let's go back to wirehead and edit you. Okay. Um, so then Kanye's got a long way, Kate. Kanye's got a long way. Sorry.

So then we get a tree and behavior and the music's like, don't don't don't don't don't I made a cake that looks like a boob. This cake looks like an apple. I love boobs My I'm not you know Adrian behavior with shit, but this music's maybe a little bit much. It was very dramatic It's like is Adrian an undercover jerk and kids like I think that a Adrian's a lovely person and I'm very happy for him in his partner Dara

But you know he's from sean, which is like a fun place, and it's just different, and especially, you know, for someone who's from Canada, which is conservative. Now, to me, I was like, hmm, I don't think a matter is where you're from. Like, if you're being like that in a workplace, sorry, it's just like, not cool. Whether you're from Seymourn or St.

Yeah, you guys have the nose where you are. Okay, let's not pretend you don't have internet wherever you live. And they're like, well, yeah, but Laura was really hurt by it and really offended and just like, I think what she was saying was that she could maybe have handled that talk, but he should watch himself because people in the future shouldn't.

For example, some people like jokes, and then some people kill them with umbrella spears that I've created in a basement. Some people like jokes, and some people are carolong. So, yeah, Kate's like, oh, he's just from a place, this abusive. What are you gonna do? I mean, just because it has St. before its name,

don't let Martin fool you. He's a pig. Okay. Saint Martin wants to grab my boob. What am I going to do? So then Ross, Ross does a thing that is like, it's seemingly logical, but it's really like, it's really tough. He's like, well, you know, you could have addressed it straight away, Laura, and you left it until he walked off the boat, which I thought was old. I thought it was old. It's like, well, that's the point. Awkward. Yeah, it's away, Laura, and you left it until you walked off the boat, which I thought was old. I thought it was old. It's like, well, that's the point. Awkward. Yeah, it's like, the discussion should not be about when Laura brought it up. Don't put the fault with her. The issue is that Adria was totally inappropriate, and I think Laura

should be applauded for finally getting up the guts to say something to him at the very end. That's one of the cons They're so stupid that they know the public reaction and this is still gonna be his fucking answer like she should have said something Fuck you dude. You're like the worst sexual harasser You're the one of the worst that we've seen on this show, you know, and then Andy's like well you can't do that in 2019 It's a unique workplace, you know, and that's, I mean, I get that's your superior. So, you know, she probably felt like she, it's like he's standing up for women, but it's Andy. And he's like, you know, the same thing on his show. So I'm not really

sure where to stand with this, but it was really awkward. And then she's laughing like, well, she had a way to cut it, right? Like she's the one who owes people an apology. I don't know. Yeah. Yeah. No, I don't, it's like, it's like, yeah, it probably would have been better if she had, if she had brought up earlier, but I don't know. Yeah, no, it's like, yeah, it probably would have been better if she had brought up earlier, but I don't fault her for not, because when you're in a situation like that, especially when someone who's a superior and especially when you're brand new to the boat, it's like really intimidating. It's intimidating in general to have those conversations.

It's like, not everyone is a Riley who who like the moment something that happens, you're gonna like You know snap it in the in the Nip it in the butt, you know, like some people it's like there's it takes time to process it You know, and I think that's really weird it makes me look closer and closer as it goes along because he starts One way where it seems like oh this could just be innocent like Guy chef stuff, you know, but then it just keeps going and going. And then it's like, here's the meat right here. It's like, ew. And then you don't want to point where it just gets disgusting.

And then you don't want to be that person that like everyone's like, oh, we can't joke around her, you know, because that's like, I feel like one of the things is that people feel like, oh, then no one, everyone's afraid I'm going to tattle or everyone's going to afraid I'm going to be like, they can't be fun around me or this and that. So like that's what stops a lot of people. I imagine. Well, yeah, that's what you can say. You can't say anything.

Well, yeah, that's what you can say. You can't say anything. You can't say anything. You're, you should have said something before, but if you do something, do say something, you're like a hysterical woman trying to make a drama out of Nessau. Yeah. So that's why when Ross said that, it was just like, that's like the sort of comment that someone says who's never been in that situation.

You know, like, well, why don't you say something earlier than we would have stopped it? Like, it's like, no, it doesn't really work that way, Ross. And I hope, I was sort of like, Andy was sort of tiptoeing around that, but I kind of, I kind of wish someone had sort of clarified it to Ross, that way he'd understand. Cause it's all about learning, right?

But what about deck is notoriously heavy on sexual harassment? I mean, we've seen it for years. The shit the guys get away with on this show is insane. And this year is no different. And everyone's just like, that's just how it is. That's just how it is. Like, mm, I'm really not into that.

Like, that's just how it is thing. And then you see the opposite side of that with Riley, who does say something, but then Riley feels like, well, I can't say that I can't play the woman card. Like Like I've prided myself on not being like the hysterical woman or whatever. Yeah But then she's trying to be the man kind of in this where she's like I'm not gonna be a crazy woman I'm gonna demand respect, you know, which is like oh my god. It's like I'm I think actually this season of below deck most seasons too, but I think this season was a really fascinating like like in of Below Deck, most seasons too, but I think this season was a really fascinating

like sort of glimpsed at gender roles in a workplace. You know, like, I mean, we're like a fun, happy podcast. So like, you know, we've touched on it several times, but I'm sure if someone really wanted to do like a good discussion of it, like give it, throw it over to like Emily Nussbaum or whatever, you know, or like a proper, someone who's like, give it, throw it over to like Emily Nussbaum or whatever, you know, or like, like a proper, someone who's like, probably just dying to his side. And like, really, like, like Roxanne Gay, you know, like, and let them really hash it out about like the, the, the, the, the, the roles

that women are forced to play on these boats, and on, on this show, or like in a workplace, and, et cetera, et cetera, and like the pressures, and et cetera, you know all that fun stuff. But of course we start talking about, you know, and of course we start talking about Chandler, and Ross is like, well, you know, he's a good guy. It's a good day. He was just nervous, because the camera's,

I'm like, oh, look how forgiving you are. Yeah. Of the fucking guy, you know, who is a total prick and the herb by the way, you tattletailed on, which I loved that clip of him just like being a total tattletail. I didn't even come up the bus. But by the way, my favorite part about the Chandler segment

is when they played like Chandler's greatest hits, they full on like the score to with this like dopey 1950s sitcom music, the sort of music that plays when Dick Bandai trips over an Ottoman, like, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, and he was like, you get almost like here, like the sound effects and slide whistles.

Yeah. Oh God, and then Adrian's answer is just like, well, I didn't really know about that. And I'm just gonna change. I would never do that to her You know, I'd like to offer a nice ride on my dick to get over it. Okay. Yeah, I mean, it's fine If she doesn't want to know where my meat is when I stick it into her face. I just won't say anything. I'll just stick it there Yeah, so I'm gonna skip the rest of this Chandler section. Do you have anything you want to say?

Because fuck that guy. He didn't even show up. You pussy. How do we skip an entire Chandler section? Go ahead. I said, I'm going to skip it. I'll talk to you about what you want to talk about. But I'm not talking about someone who doesn't even

show up. I mean, you're all right. Well, it's different. She wasn't invited. So they're basically like, so what was the problem with Chandler and Captain Lee's like well he was overwhelmed there's a hundred eighty five foot boat a lot of toys a lot of people cameras a lot of different kinds of ice cream it's a lot there's three cereals to choose from on that goddamn boat what would you have done?

Ross is like I'm not sure if he's managed a lot of dick crew in the past. Like say that again please. Say that. Ross is so good at managing dick, which makes all his little scenes with Ashton so cute in this, in this. I didn't realize I was skipping the Riley section by skipping Chandler. So I will come back to the table. Ronnie is back. Ronnie is back. You basically took a ride on the tender, much like a channel did. You rode out to that little island,

had no idea where the people were, and came back to the mother boat. I came back, okay, I'm back. Listen, he was on a jet ski. He was on the jet ski. He wasn't wearing his kill-acorred. He fell off, the jet ski kept going, and he got saved by Captain Lee.

And then Ronnieny is like, Duh! Duh! My problem with always taking a stand, I can never really take a stand because I love to sit. So it's like I take a stand, but then I immediately sit down after a few hours.

It was so, I was so surprised. It was like this, I think, did you just get like, worked up in a tizzy after all that discussion about like, just like that? Yeah, it's because it makes me mad. And it's like this fun light show and then this real stuff happens and then they get to the real stuff

and they're just like, I don't wanna always be like, oh lecture lecture about sexual harassment, isn't that? And sometimes it turns into that because of what's happening on these shows. But then I get worked into a tizzy because I think, well, shit happens. Like we get over it, we talk about it. It goes by and then they're like oh Well, Chandler's a good guy. What are you fucking talking about?

He's Chandler was not a good guy. You tattooed on Chandler. You little was Yeah, I actually think well so anyway, so yeah, I mean bit this so that they're talking about like Has anyone talk to Chandler and and Adrian's like the only person who talked to Chandler, which is kind of odd to me, but it seems like no one's really talking to him. And Josiah comes with like some strong Chandler shit. You know, because they're all trying to be nice, being like, no, he's a really good guy. I think they are trying not to ruin his employment prospects. And they're saying he's just overwhelmed and Josiah is like, you know, I mean, he basically worked on a private boat and was a deckhand. I was promoted to Boeson, which on a private boat is essentially just a big of paycheck. And he just doesn't know what he's doing essentially. Yeah, he didn't know that he had to organize everything himself.

Yeah, so, so Riley, like what bug do you that Chandler? And she's like, well, you know, I don't think I hated Chandler. Got it, get it. I'm gonna say it again, I don't think I hated Chandler. Got it. Get it. I'm gonna say it again. I think I hated him. I just hated how he treated me. Also, I hated him. Yeah, yeah.

She's doing that thing where she's like, he is the one who set the tone, which you can't. Just like not taking responsibility for anything. Yeah. And Riley has been kind of a monster on this show. the town which you can't, just like not taking responsibility for anything. Yeah. And Riley has been kind of a monster on this show. Although we were on our side for this stuff too, because Chandler's being a total prick. So it's like, yeah, I don't know. I like where it's more clean cut and I could just easily pick a side because obviously on this I'm on Riley side because that guy was a piece of shit. But then the next guy who

came to be the leader, she was yelling at him all the time too. And her, you know, she defended that. She said it was like difference. You know, Ross was actually good at his job and that's the difference. Yeah. And she basically said that she felt dismissed and this is where she said I'm not going to cry a woman. She's like, I'll cry tugboat, but I'm not going to cry a woman.

But I just feel like I actually think like she was totally allowed to cry women. And the fact that she didn't want to cry women actually is, again, another statement on the pressure I feel like that are on women. Like, like, you're like, I don't, I'm like, she didn't feel comfortable to say a cry woman because then she doesn't want to be that woman, you know? So, but I think that actually there was a certain amount of from what we saw. I think there was some sexism that was happening with Chandler,

whether it was like overt or not, like I think that he just, he did not seem to ever trust her with anything, and of course it doesn't help that she also has a temper. So it's- That's a problem with Riley, because you can't, you know, you stick up for, we start sticking up for her,

but then she's yelling and screaming and acting like a hysteria type of what everybody's afraid of like a hysterical woman getting mad at every little thing and it's like oh my god And then that's the quandary right right? Right well also she's just like well that's then that adds another layer which is that like she's actually just being hysterical And the fact that like when she's a hysterical one becomes a hysterical woman But when a guy's hysterical, he's just being hysterical. So that adds a whole other level, which by the way, this is why I really like the show,

because I think it actually, as it's like really fun, it's like a really relatable show, but it also brings a lot of stuff to the surface that like a lot of other shows don't. Yeah, and then they just never learn anything from it. So at least that's true reality. Yeah. Does anyone ever know?

Yeah, she's like, I've never cried woman before. And Ross is like, he's over there muttering under his breath. Like you don't have a leg to stand on to this fight, fucker. Like, yeah, sitting there and muttering under your breath at everything she says, but then when everybody else speaks, you're totally fine and respectful to them. You're not really helping the situation. You're dick. You know, when everybody forgives Ross, like he's, Ross has had such cute moments with Ashton

that we all kind of forget because we've seen his good sides too. But Ross is a piece of shit. He's been a piece of shit on this show pretty much the whole time. And I don't like that he just gets a pass from everything. He gets to walk clear and then sit there and met her under his breath at people. You know? I actually really liked Ross, but I do feel like there were some times where he definitely needed to be checked and he never really was.

And obviously chief amongst that is him dating Crystal, which is like the biggest offense that he could have done, but either way, Riley is like, you know what, before I went from zero to 60, there was a one to 59 being antagonized, which is like, that's, I mean, it's interesting because she was antagonized, but then she also was like, she really does fly off the handle too. Yeah, she antagonizes people constantly. So, yeah.

But then she said something that really, I was like, okay, now I'm gonna turn on you. You see the fucking show? It's like you can't stand one side. So then she goes, well, I don't really have a strong opinion on that. Like a feminist would excuse me. Feminist fight for equal. Like I hate when people say that. I'm not just some feminine. I'm not a feminist. Like fuck you. Because people are afraid to like label themselves something like that because then

they think they're essentially going to be dismissed as like a historical feminist. You know, like people, I think a lot of people view feminists as like a fringe sort of like, ugh, there it is, just a woman acting up again, you know, let her say her thing. And like, like, and I think that she doesn't want to be labeled like associated with that, which is also bullshit.

Like she should be proud to be to have like a feminist moment. It doesn't say anything about your character or like, like you, you shouldn't be dismissed because you want to have a feminist moment. It doesn't say anything about your character or you shouldn't be dismissed because you want to take a feminist stand. Yeah. So then it's like Riley fought for a voice to be heard, but she also fought in general.

Like, he kind of contradicts himself every question. So that we get to Riley as a monster clip. And basically, she was like, you didn't show me, there was a lot more that they didn't, you know, so that we get the Riley is a monster clip. And basically, she was like, you know, you didn't show me, you didn't, there was a lot more that they didn't show. You didn't show me being antagonized. And is this a part where they were like, oh, yeah, we did. How many times were there? Were there were there more than the two times? And she's like, yeah, no, there were the two times, but. And you know, this would have been appropriate to time for Andy to ask, why was it that, you it that Riley was trying to get more and more responsibility and you guys weren't giving her responsibility and you were giving like,

you're letting Tyler do things when he was brand new that Riley wasn't going to chance to do. Like, why didn't Andy ask that? That was driving me crazy all season. Yeah, why they wouldn't give her more duties. So then, so it's like, so Captain Lee, like like what did you think about how Riley talked to her superiors? Ehhhh sucked. Juck. That's it sucked. You know what it was like?

It was like a pair of leather underwear made from Chandler underneath your slacks. That's what it was like. So then oh god. So then Andy is like I'm pro woman how if with that sexism Is it because you're a woman and then he turns around and he's like so how much of this was because you had sexual tension with Chandler I'm like of course is cuz she wants to fuck the guy fuck you Fuck you and then he's like oh and then Roth what about Ross cuz she's like are you fucking kidding me She literally goes or you fucking kidding me is that your question? Yeah, and then Roth, what about Ross? Because she's like, are you fucking kidding me? She literally goes, are you fucking kidding me?

Is that your question? And he goes, yeah, but what about Ross? Is it because you get a sexual tension with Ross? It's like, you're such a piece of shit, man. I hate that one shade. I hate that one shade. I hate it. It made me so mad.

It was seen now I'm set off. That's it. And then on top of that, when Andy is, because Andy was like, Delanci from Wachuko, Wisconsin wants to know, is there a sexual tension between Riley and Chandler? That's when Riley is like, areansey from Wachukau, Wisconsin wants to know, is there sexual tension between Riley and Chandler? That's when Riley's like, are you fucking kidding me? And Andy goes, it's Delansey, not me. I'm like, oh, don't hide behind.

Don't throw Delansey under the bus. You show, you and your producers chose this question and decided to read it out loud. I mean, the whole reason why they have these questions is that way when there's something that's like too touchy, they can just like, punch it off on the questioner. Oh, it wasn't us. Just the view is on it. He said you're prick. And then he's like, well, you know, I know that you guys are on the boat, but let me tell you, on land in 2019, it's weird to watch. I'm like, what is

weird to watch? You just asked who the most fucking offensive questions. Yeah. Like you are on land right now and you're being a fucking massage in this pig. Yeah, and then Riley Riley does mention something she's like, you know what? Every one of these guys had a problem with me and then every one of them came to me for love and it's like That's actually true and that's like, you know, with the exception of Chandler But like that's so fucked up all so that is so fucked up And yes, I know that like in a boat. It's different because everyone's like, everything's like so close and intense, but that is so fucked up.

If you really think about it. Yeah. Yeah. Oh my god. Also, I have to say that I did enjoy that in terms of like Andy asked Captain Lee how he felt that Chandler handled Riley. And he's like, well, he was basically a kind descending prick. Like dirty windows on a yacht. Who does that? He was

basically an inch worth of salt on a window, Andy. All right. Some of squeegee his ass off and that someone is wearing a jacket made out of his skin right now. Right. Way more comfortable than the matching underwear. So then we move on to this underwear this underwear idea that you put in my head. Yeah, there's leather underwear. I just like I just like thinking I love a captain lease like, all right, guess who's a rock star today? Hey, now, am I rock star? Oh, you I have any rock bin? That's some goddamn vagina music right there. Hey, Ronnie, Ronnie, did you know this? Did you know that the weather in the heat he was rough, but it was more than the waves

that had the bunks rock in. Oh, God. I'm done, I quit. So sex montage. So we see like Laura and Ashton and then Riley and Tyler. So Andy's like, so what's the relationship status? And Ashy's like, actually Laura, Laura's like, we are dear friends. And then as opposed to things like, how about you Riley?

And she goes, goes weird dear friends Yeah, and basically he's like well, so what do you guys do last night? This is by the way Really just friends what you do last night and they're like Like everybody was in my room last night I was like clubbing and by club, but mean putting fresh tracks on the old E-nut Pee E-nut pay other bay if you know what I'm saying. So there's conflicting reports about the crow's nest. Did you guys hook up and she's like no and he's like well the thing the interesting thing is I didn't have six all season long except for the end. I feel like, what about that? What about that hoe in the van?

Like, yeah, what about that French girl? Well, I don't need to use my dick to make her do that. Russ is like, here would you use the dick to do that anyway? No, my dick. Dick or dick? Dick. Dick? Dick.

Well, listen, I just wanted to get her on the dick. That's what I was saying. So even though Laura is like No, we did not have sex in the crow's nest. Ashton is like not paying attention He's like, I mean all you honestly, I didn't even have six until the very end of the season Not until the very end. She's like stop saying that. Yeah, stop saying that Yeah, not very in when I was on the cruise nest with someone who I still not mentioned, but it was someone in this room. She's like, stop. Stop. Hey name rhymes with Laura. That's literally my name.

So Andy is like, so Ross, you hook up with who'd you hook up with last night or something? Who was he asking? and Ross is like no one It wasn't anyone from this boat and he's like oh see me Hannah Which I love is like and he's go to replace it. He's like oh someone fuck somebody it was a picture of Hannah They're like Leads to on the other franchise and Kate just goes yep Yeah, apparently Ross tried to kiss Kate and Kate's goes, yep. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Apparently Ross tried to kiss Kate and Kate's like, well,

I mean, I don't think even knew who I was. You know, to be fair, he also tried to make out with a pot of plant, so, you know. Caroline didn't let him either. So there you go. Ha-ha. No. So then this is also a hilarious moment.

So Andy asks Riley and Tyler. So like what did you guys see in each other and Tyler goes Her eyes and be gestures like her boobs and she just goes he's so stupid She's just like what a stupid stupid person. Yeah, he's really immediate. And she's like, and then we're gonna go bang, you know? Yeah. So Andy is like, so when Riley got dumped by Tyler, you know, and then she saw on TV that he said,

he didn't like the fact that she's trying to forge herself onto his life for whatever. And she's like, first of all, I didn't have a notebook that I was like writing down his name over and over. And that's different. And he didn't have a plan. He just said sailboat.

That's not a plan. Get it. Yeah. It's not like I was writing Mrs. Riley Rowan. I was writing Mrs. Riley Rowan. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Got it.

Got it. And he's like, yeah pants always being to own a sailboat that flies around putting out dragon fires can't have anyone else on that journey with me Andy we're working on it through all my 20s I'm like your 24 is it 24 or something like that all my 20s my my lifelong dream about me open water I was like um there was no idea. It's just like you said he wants it a sailboat There wasn't even a business plan. There was nothing. Yeah so then they ask if

Adrian if Ashton felt that Adrian was competition for him and Ashton's like listen game is game They're like women aren't games Yeah, I also liked also when there are when Riley and Tyler were talking about their relationship and kids like listen, it's the Mantis, okay, tell us all the time. You got feelings, you want to hit and quit it, you didn't beast. You need to be start. No, tell us all this time is beating the beast. Okay, yeah, which is which?

Yeah, good. I need to get this version of the movie cemented in my head. Which is it? Because they're both beauties and they're both kind of beasts. Okay. You go. I mean, personally, I'd rather see Riley around a house of dancing dishes, because I know she'd get mad to just start breaking them one by one. And then we'd see like this, you know, like slaughter. Just like massacre like teapots and like, uh, just like, be our get it. Be our get it. Be our get sir. Okay, I just like, I just want to hear Kate do Disney covers. Hello, Bonsor, whatever. Bonsor, Bonsor, Bonsor, Bonsor. I can share the world. Shadding ship is a little bit...

Oh no, world, it's like a little world. Why is that candle talking to me? Didn't we fire Carol? Carol? Hey, I'm just seeing... badger see that's for count on will be Okay, so then we get to This is this where we get to the guy who saved Astin's life Well, there's like a moment of like before that there's like what's your biggest regret and what are you doing now? So I regret that Caroline has her piece so But also, but also I have a charity store that is a nonprofit and they just cut her off They just cut away, but I was like yeah like how dare they like promote a charity God forbid they promote a woman abuse charity Yeah, like by all means let's promote like Portia's hot dog man and Cynthia Bailey's I aware and some

Burechies that will never happen but a not but like a nonprofit like no there's no time for that. So yeah like Adrian's like yeah I was a grad that I was like not more mindful of people and that my you know that my jokes just didn't land more because you know I really had some great great seeming material that I just never really got to so that's too bad. I mean, it's time I felt like it was too easy of a joke But I'm regretting not a rep whipping it out now because you know, when else am I gonna use that? As a Tyler, he's like no regret Yeah, I'll miss your honor

I'll tell you who's got regret fires Fire has regret somebody see me coming Josiah's like I regret how I handled Caroline's exit. I could have been more biting. I could have played better music at her door. Possibly. I should have played Annie Lennox. Uh, and then Raster's like, I suppose I'll regret trying to kids anyone

and everyone and not being able to recall those moments. I was like, oh, that's, you know, you're pretty, you're pretty convenient with that whole, like I totally, like a sexual harasser too, but I don't remember, so it doesn't count. Okay, what is this? And you know what I thought was interesting was that Ashton now, he's currently working for a family in Atlanta as like a private trainer and security and some other things. I'm like, you're, so you're like, fucking's what I really right like that's what you're that's what your role is Poo boy private trainer security like I wrote down he's fucking Kim's olsiac now Like if yes, we understand how this works. Yeah

So that then we get Andy's like well, I have a surprise So that then we get Andy's like, well, I have a surprise. It's the guy who saved Astin's life and the cameraman Brett comes out. They cut to the corner. I was hoping that Joao would come out just still crying. You can play as Bail then. Yeah, so, so Brent comes out, bear hugs, lots of bear hugs happen.

And, you know, lots of bear hugs happen. And you know, Ashens like sitting next to this guy, he's like, he's in my real life, you know. I mean, Ross is my blow job, you know, he's in my real life, you know what I'm saying? Thank you all the people that I can save now, that he saved first by saving me. Like, okay, you guys, enough. Thank you, Brent. Thanks for all your hard work.

And then Brent, but leave, but leave. And then Brent said, Brett. Thanks for all your hard work and then Brett but leave but leave and then Brett Yeah, well, it's not just me You know, I'm getting all the credit, but I have to think Riley calling it in Captain stop in the boat Sean Penn love Cuba Love Cuba the sea sl love great work great work the lighting people I see you out there you guys are just as important as everyone else

on that boat Don Cheetle tuna fish in general love tuna fish in the sea people who are tunas that are alive people to those that are in the sea. Okay, people who are, Tunes that are alive, people who are in the can, I like them all, you are all welcome at my house. I was like enough, Fred. Okay. I'm not here to watch you like, except an Academy Award. Get the fuck off the stage, okay? I'm gonna go back to talk about regress.

That's my favorite part of the show. And Andy's trying to make Ashen cry so badly, because Andy's like, hmm, so you have anything you wanna say to Brent Ashton? He's like, well, like I've always told him, he's a stud. Anything else about how you almost died and you saw your life flash between your eyes?

He's a stud. All right, we're gonna try this one more time. Remember how you were seconds away from dying and it for weren't for this guy, you'd be dead. You would be a ghost at this reunion. Anything you want to say? He's just just. And it's like, damn it. And that brings us to the end of a below deck season. Wow, guys. And guess what? The world is gonna change because I was thinking,

what are we gonna do now that below deck is gone? How are we gonna survive this? Where are we gonna go? We're gonna talk about the Red Housewives of Beverly Hills, motherfuckers? Because that's what's next. But before we actually wrap up this episode, and by the way, I missed that entire thing,

that entire bit at the end, I was actually Lee who was talking to, saying, like, Lee was one who said he's just done, and then Brent was like, I enjoyed your feedback. It was fine. It was fine. The minute Brent started like his wow, wow, I was like,

bye, bang. So before we end this episode, guess what? We have a listener spotlight. I'm so spotlight. Were you able to hear that, Ronnie. I sure was. Okay, good. So this one is coming from one of our favorite people. She is an avid follower of the podcast. She's always very active in our Google Hangouts.'s miss Loriann Cummins. Hold on here we go Hi guys, it's Lori otherwise known as LAC How are you so happy to have a chance to talk with you I

Looking so forward to seeing you guys and you see again We are we have VIP tickets and I'm bringing my hubby He's always happy as he says when he hears me laughing upstairs, which is a lot. You guys have been nothing but a source of joy in my life for a number of years now. I first start listening to you all, well, actually we, you all want to be side-blocked with Ben and his very funny tutorials of the housewife recaps and Ronnie when he was a snippet, one of the TV gadgets sites. I said to a picture of a bakery and you see a call flip it and you were sweet enough to write back to me.

And of course, listen to every episode of the podcast's It first came out and that was their clutch into the pearls. I'm a big fan of these shows. I mean I always said like watching them because I can always point to them to my daughter and say look I'm not as idiotic as these women are. So there you go. We get a big laugh. We do bond a bit over over over um bad poke rules um go around the house and saying joy nicks all that stuff um but I want you to know that how much you guys have met to me you've made um it's a very dark career it's a very strange justice in my life a lot easier and I think you are I'm so proud of you both you know what you've done and moving along your careers and bringing so much joy, happiness to everyone

across this country, we are big, huge fans and always will be. Anyway, that's all about me. I'm looking forward to seeing you guys and love you both so much. Love you, Laurie and like Laurie. We'll see you in DC, Saka. Yeah.

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