Watch What Crappens - Below Deck: Bye Bye Miss American Sigh

Episode Date: January 24, 2023

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It's wild. That's been going on this long. I can't believe it's been a years. It's wild. It's wild. That's been going on this long. I can't believe it's been a year since our town hall show, by the way. That's crazy, too. God, if you were here in Austin, I would get you a nothing but cake. That's happy anniversary. Well, we can just celebrate it next week when I am in Austin. No, too expensive for a late cake. Wow. God, I love you. I've loved being married to you in this way. And everybody who's been here, thank you. And you know what? If you're new date to us as well, we love you the same. Okay. Thank you. This is our,

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guys. But I think I'm only going I really want to come see you guys, but I think I'm only gonna be able to come alone because none of my friends watch Bravo, Yadayata. So I just want to say two things. First and foremost, we have found that a lot of people have brought their friends and family who do not watch Bravo and they've come and they've had a really fun time at our show because the energy's really great.

So I want to say you can reassure them that. But second of all, I would also say, don't worry about coming as a solo person. You know, you know, chances are you listen to the podcast alone. So when I come see us alone, I actually went to, I went to a Dave Matthews concert in September alone. It was at the Hollywood Bowl.

And you know, it was like 20,000 people. So like half the size of a crop and show. But it was like a big old concert. So like half the size of a crop and show, but it was like a big old concept. I'd never gone to a big concert alone. And I was kind of like, what am I doing? This is crazy. And I went alone to this giant-ass show, and it was so fun.

It was actually liberating to go alone in a weird way. So I just wanna say that to be like, if you're a little on the fence or you're a little concerned, don't worry, it'll be great. You'll literally have an amazing time. And you always meet people at a crap and show, because you're all fucking crazy. You're all like, we, we, yeah.

Yes, we are all a tribe, and you realize that the second you walk in. So excited to see you guys again. Also, this, listen, half of us, me, is a person who does everything alone. I live alone. I love to be alone. I've gone to so many shows alone and I've always had a good time and I will go to many, many more, including my grave alone. And happy. And I mean, honestly, and also we don't

want to put necessarily pressure like, oh, if you go, you'll make friends and you're like, wait, I went alone and I didn't make friends. You know, you'll either make friends or you won't make friends, but either way, your life will continue on. And really, like, you're like, wait, I went alone and I didn't make friends. You know, you'll either make friends, you won't make friends, but either way, your life will continue on. And really, like, if you've got a crappy show and you meet some nice people, but you don't want to be friends, that's just it. Let's give up now. That's our point.

Just do it. No, it's fine. It's fine. It's fine. That's what Ben was saying. End it, you know? So below deck 1009, diary of a deki. I don't know what that's called. Um, below deck 1009, die re of a deki.

I don't know what that's. Diarrhea of a deki. That is disgusting, disgusting title. Diarrhea, a deki. It's the new deki. The decade of diarrhea. Yeah, I don't like talking about that. So, uh, I ended with Captain Sandy firing Camille, calling her up. And Camille been drinking on deck and all that stuff all day.

And she's like, you know, I gotta say, you gotta go. This is easy for me, but. Listen, no. This is not like out racing a Somalian pirate, okay? This is not easy for me. Oh my God, no, really? You're not gonna say this, are you? She goes, yeah, I'm letting in pirate, okay? This is not easy for me. Oh my God, no, really? You're not gonna say this, are you?

She goes, yeah, I'm letting it go this morning because it's captain. You see, I listened to my department heads and I dressed them. And basically I said, who smells? And they all voted you. So I said, okay, get that stinky cheese off this boat. Let's do it.

But like I just feel like being let go is like the last thing I want to do. Oh, I know, I know. What's the first thing you want to do? Get drunk. Okay, see that's why we got to do the last thing we want to do. Yeah, let him go, you know, being let go.

No one wants to be that go, you know, that's candy the point. That's what makes it fun for me, you know, can't always be about you. So listen, chances aren't like hugs. They're not endless, okay. I've got a charter to run. I've got hugs to give, but I'm out of chances. And I have, I have to have a unison on board. Do you understand? Because if there's not harmony, it's because one person's not in unison, Okay. The boat's singing, hey, whole, hey, whole, it's off to work. You go, you you're singing, I like big butts and I cannot lie. And it's in a different key. Goodbye. Desquire is over. I mean, I don't know what possessed you to try to

do a mashup of sermix a lot and a Disney song, but you know, that's what you did. But yeah, I have to let you go. You know, I don't like to let people go. I mean, that's like an anti-hug letting people go, but unfortunately, hugs, like moments have to end. Okay, so you gotta go, Keto. So, yeah, yeah. What do you guess?

What do you guess is Maybe go go go find a Version of monopoly in whatever language it is wherever we are You know honestly, I don't know because there are so many fucking below Dexon right now I don't even know what you're talking about, but you know go do that go find monopoly Okay, and take a chance card, you know, I was playing some monopoly I was playing monopoly and I was playing Disney's frozen edition of Monopoly and guess what I landed on? Let it go railroad and I said, you know what?

I do have to let it go railroad so guess what Camille, you can let go and you can not work on a railroad. No, no, I just imagine that that I've he has been licensed to Monopoly. I love it. Let it go would be the railroad. I feel like it would be like the four songs would be the railroad. Like let it go. Do you want to be a snowman railroad railroad? And I'm sure there's like two other songs to sing. Just a girl. That's little mermaid. And so the first time that one can youille gets all upset. She's like, all right, well, it's nice to know you.

And I guess thanks for the opportunity. I mean, this is all right, but this right here, this is a debauchery, this is what it is. This is fucking debauchery. Really, you're drunk on the job and you're like fucking someone on camera every single night in a room that's not yours. Please do not bring up debauchery right now, ma'am.

Does she get out? I don't think she knows what debauchery means, because there's literally nothing about this moment that's about debauchery. And no captain, Sally's like sitting there in her bra. Well, you know what, I'm Sarah, you just wanted to be comfortable. Oh, well, you know, it feels awkward to have to,

to have to fair you while someone feeds grapes into your mouth and then pours wine in as well and fans you with a big leaf. But unfortunately, unfortunately, you can't stay in this or G. So yeah, sorry, I had to fire you at a keg party. Okay. But I don't know. It is what it is. Uh, so Camille storms off, but you can't really storm off on

this boat because the, no, the stairs are like so narrow. She's like, never. She definitely walks away. She turns the storm off, but then she has to be like, I'm like very pissed off because I've done everything I can do to please these people. And I don't even get a saying in it. Yeah, I don't deserve to get fired. It's bullshit.

So Camille walks, she's walking out and she walks by Rachel and it's like little nook. And Camille's like, so I'm getting like, oh, apparently I wasn't satisfactory to your liking. And Rachel's like, my liking. And she goes, yeah, she said all department heads have an issue with me. And so Rachel's like, oh, we do, we do.

Yeah, we do, we do. And then it can be because, yeah, and I really don't know why. It's just, um, well, let's see. There's like not following through with tasks. You smell, does she tell you that part? That was mine. Okay, all right, definitely not following through with tasks.

Okay, okay, go on, go on. And then the drinking, like, that's not really an issue, but like, is the attitude while you're drinking? Because like, when you're drinking, you're argumentative and you're combative. So really is that right? Is that right? So, you know what, you can go on to the next department

and please, thanks so much. Yeah. Yeah, Camille tried it with Rachel. You idiot, did you really think you were gonna win that one? Because that first Rachel was like, wait, what? And then once you realize this is what Camille is trying to do, she's like, oh, I'm not gonna play this game. You want brutal honesty, I'm gonna give you

brutal honesty right now. And I love when Rachel says, yeah, you became combative. And Camille's response is to be combative. Like, why do people do that? People don't seem to understand how that works. Like if someone says you become a combative, you go, oh, really is that right? That's kind of proving their point, Camille.

Camille, come on, Camille, get it together. So she does, she leaves, and then she's moving on to Frazier. And so Frazier is doing this thing in this episode. We're like, I'm really a very sensitive person. Let me face him to a closet and pretend to cry. So he's doing that. And she's like, Frazier, I'm being let go. And he goes, oh, I'm so sorry. You're so sweet. Can we go chat for a moment? She's like, um, yeah, yeah, and then it just cuts to Alyssa singing. She's busy and she wants to shit herself. Okay, so now we sit down with Frazier and Camille.

Yeah, so Frazier's like, well Camille, as you know, I never wanted this to happen. You working in my department, but unfortunately, that's what happens. Yeah, I can't lay doubt that because it happened. He's like, well, I just feel like, out that because it happened. He's like, well, I just feel like much like your talent or your skill or your intelligence, your heart's not in it. You understand. And she's like, where's that coming from? Because I do my work. Well, it's the attitude towards work.

That's what it is, really. It's really not working for the crew. Just, oh, okay. I'm sorry that it's turned out this way. Your bleach job, of course, is what I'm referencing. Okay. Well, I hope you guys got a superstar stew to stop and to step into my position and I appreciate the conversation. I have some other goodbyes to give people who actually like me. I'm like, all right. You're going to visit your parents maybe? I don't know what's happening here

because I can't tell how many other people are on that list. She's hilarious. She just keeps going from person to person to burn them. And she just just just smacked out. And she smacked out. I mean, the only thing that could make this better is I hope you all get a superstar, Steve. And then Beyonce just comes on me rather from the ocean she just rises up out of the water on the fountain like she

didn't divide this weekend the Velazio fountain yeah like wow, love that. That's what you still. It was not funny, everybody was so mad at Beyonce. Were they? Yeah, everybody was real mad at Beyonce. Oh, because she was in Dubai. I guess it was like a mixture of that. And because she was doing this for the royal family and she was making all this money and it was disgusting.

And then she was keeping it private Like they wanted they were mad at her that it was private and that video couldn't be released And it's like they paid her 27 million dollars for a private show It's gonna be private and it wasn't anyway. It was done on phones and stuff But it's just funny how people are like how dare you be on say, keep the performance private, how dare you man. Well, people are upset with her because she hasn't released the visuals for her album. And so I imagine there's a lot of it like, oh, so you'll go to Dubai and you'll cash

in a $27 million paycheck, but you can't make a music video for us, to which I say, yeah, $27 million. Like, you know, that's a lot of money first, too. Yeah, I mean, the audience comes so far for the laundry, you know? She really has. She's doing great job. She's a real breakout star from Below Deck. She and Kate Chastain have been getting great January. Yeah, we're truly.

So now she moves on, right? And there's dramatic music, but Frazier's just completely unaffected, which is funny. So then we see Tony working with Ben on deck, and she's like, deck is to date my last day. Ben's like, yeah, what happened? She goes, I got fire. And she's like sitting on the edge of the railing with her feet up

of her where they just polished. I'm like, she's in this on the edge of the railing with her feet up of her where they just polished I'm like, she's easy to see. Do you see your basic, oh look at yourself. You're like a fresh sandwich on a wet counter, you know? That's I, that was a very visceral metaphor. I don't know where that came from, but wow, that was so real. Yeah, she really is. I mean, she's even ineffective at like being fired,

right? She's just sitting there. She's like, yeah, the three department heads think I don't finish my task and I have a bad attitude towards work. And then Ross walks by. She goes, Ross, your complaints, because apparently you have something, he's like, what? Oh, I don't know. I don't have time. I'm not getting involved in the looking stuff. But so she's like, yeah, who good? He walks up whatever, yeah, he's like, whatever lady. So then Ellie is with Fraser. She's like, oh my God, who is that Kronk in the closet?

Is that, is that Frazier? Oh, come here Frazier, give me a hall phrase. She's like, that must have been as hard as every cock in the room when I enter with these bags of wonder. Come on, darling, let's I'm about. I like that Frazier's go to sad response is to put himself back in a closet. He's like, I'm straight now again, mother. He really does have been a lot of time like in a

closet this episode. He's just like crying in closets. So he's like, it was for the best. I really liked her, which is why it's horrible. And I don't ever want to do this to anyone. And of course, what I'm saying is, the person I really like is any woman except for Camille. And what I say, I don't ever want to do this to anyone is subject to them to Camille. It is terrible what we all have to go through. And he's like, wow, you've got a big heart.

I've got a bigger worse on me, but you've got a giant heart phrase. For that, I say, yeah, fuck it, fuck it, good phrase. Can we just have a moment in cry? Fake cry for a moment. All right, geez. I never want to break anyone's spirit in life, but you've got to do what's best for the bigger picture of the group, even if it means having to now suffer through a conversation

with a lady with big hair on the cancels. So then we go to Ben and Kibbeel and she's like, oh my god, I guess I have to go back to Mississippi on Katie's things and all my things. So then she just starts throwing things in piles. You know, she's just so fucking rude and wrong. So Ben is depressed, of course, because you know, his fleshlight's leaving basically. I'm going to miss you. He's like, you are really wanted to go on a tight with you. So sweet man, where is a sweet? You know why? Because you like me. And I like you too, man. That's why she just throws Katie's shit on the floor. Ben, Ben, Brian Cranston, Ben, Ben, Brian Cranston, Ben, Ben,

Ben, Braun Cranston, we got an hour and a half before to get the deck ready. Brian Cranston, so your honor came back on showtime. God, I can't stop seeing it now with this stupid fucking lead deck and guy, boasting. It's Brian Cranston meets Martin, not Martin Lawrence, of course, but Martin, at least of Antipump's Martin. Well, in the second season, Brian Kranson, as in every show, I think, except for his first show, which was Malcolm in the middle, but I think ever since then, there's not anything

that Brian Kranson appears in where he doesn't start a season looking just broke down. It's like at his worst, his most broken, like Will Bryan Cranston recover from this one. And I have to say, he still looks more sober than Ross. So good for you. Yeah. Good for you, buddy. It's not, yeah, that's a real statement. So it's like a sandwich on a counter. Yes.

I think it's something else, the sandwich we're sitting in. So then we got the captain. And so captain is in the hall and she sees a giant pile of like shit in the hallway. And so she goes to Camille's cabin and she's like, um, hey there. Oh, who's your roommate? You, um, oh, Katie, Katie, which one's Katie? Oh, uh, pop by any bikini. Okay. Okay. Uh, Katie, Katie, please come to your cabin. So Katie's like, Kathy, and she's like, listen, I'm going to have her help you Camille because I really need you to get off the boat. Sorry, but I got a charter and also some pride. So it'd be great.

Yeah. Hey, Katie, come on in. Hey, look at this one. Isn't she just like five-hours sister? Oh, okay, go help Camille, okay? So now the Ross is having everyone's shami and everything. Everyone's cleaning and Alyssa is very worried that everyone's gonna be mad at her and that everyone's gonna feel communal's absence because

there could be one person down that could be mad at her because of us. But at the same time, she's also happy because she's like, I'm the first fighting day of charter, she's been rude and had an attitude and she didn't do her job and she got herself fired. So like, yeah, toxic. Bye. So then Frazier helps Camille with her luggage and stuff and Tony is saying how he feels really bad. But at the same time, he's like, really happy

because he can sleep again. And then we get like a close flashbacks of Camille and Ben having like very intense rapid sex about Tony. You asked for very rapid, rapid sex. So she puts on Peng's fake white fur jacket in the crop top of some silver jogging pants. And she's like, yes, this is the exit look. Fuck yeah. So Fraser hugs her and tells her good luck. And then she goes to bed and she's like, you know what, her ex at monologues. I tried giving a fuck and I am done giving a fuck because I know the work I did and I'm proud of what I did. So like, I'm walking out like a

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Do whatever you want. Goodbye. So then Sandy gets on the phone with Captain Lee to FaceTime, and she'll say, Hey, Captain Lee, it's Captain Sandy. Have I already got... Hey, so hey, you look great. You look a lot better. Okay, wow. I mean you're kind of sexy right now. Kathleen, I don't know what I'm feeling. Sandy, this is your wife. Oh, so sorry. Hey, okay. Now let me call Kathleen now. Hey, how you doing? What's going on? How you feeling? And he's like, oh, well, I feel a lot better. A lot better. Good. Good. Great. Keto, what's going on over there? So, Kato, look, if you wouldn't put in cucumbers on your ice,

what is that? Hey, are those carrots in your broth or your nipples just happy to see me just kidding, Tiger? Okay. Now, listen, your boat is a bit of a tornado. And well, Hey, let go of Camille. Okay. Yeah, well, that was a tough spot for her to be in. And she's like's like, oh, what spot was that? Underbed? Actually, it seems like a real fun spot. You know, everybody wants to get in.

So very handsome, Perth. No, no, no, just the double job thing, kid. The double job. Oh, oh, double job, like, meant it in toothpaste, which is both cleanser teeth and weightens it, because I'll tell you one thing she had a fresh mouth that's what she had for fuck's sake you supposed to be giving me more nerve damage what are you calling me for well i'm just calling to let you know that you uh hired a total dud of a human being and She's huge idiot, but she's gone now

So if you ever come back to this boat and you're like hey, where did that a walking map go? Now you don't have to be concerned anymore So when you're coming back and he's like I'm working towards it. She's okay Well, I'll say hi to the crew for you. He's like please stop Soft ass Lillie, just hangs up. So then we go to Ben, who's crying on deck. I can't. I can't move.

This is like sobbing after you're taking the trash out. You're like, I'll miss those empty boxes. I can't. He's like, come heal some first, best I've wanted up to in two years. Oh, really? In two years, that's fucking crazy. Try two decades, okay?

Yes sir. Is that I'm afraid to just be taking a way long like it's so, oh. Don't get emotionally attached to garbage, okay? Like that was your, like listen, I understand. You just opened up, you made yourself vulnerable. But like next time choose you open up to you a little bit better, like makes the better choices. Oh, and so then now they're doing provisions and pen is still

shopping, like in a different person. Literally crying. I can I can definitely is crying over Camille over Camille. Okay. And Ross is like, I know it's tough, but we need to get a job done. You understand that, right? And then so he passes by a list, he says, Hey, and he just ignores her storms off. She says, Okay. And he tells us, Alyssa definitely had something to do with this from the very beginning. She was after Camille. She got rid of Camille. What's next? Your old mod, bedbooks for the rest of eternity. She got damned for eternity and for bed.

Like that major over a Camille and to prove how much he hates her, he has her one giant 12 pack of bottled waters and then stacks another one on top of it. She's like, oh, okay, okay, okay Yeah, so then up in the wheelhouse Hey Hey, Norma it's Sandy. How you doing today, huh? Oh geez Great now that I hear your voice now that I'm smashing my finger with a cast iron skillet,

that's kind of what your voice does to my brain every time it comes through a radio. Oh, it's more like you smash the skillet with your finger because I know which one of those two things is larger. So anyway, hey, so I need a new DexTube because once again, Norma staffing service served up another dead. Well, guess what? This is a boy house to get your Dix to somewhere else. Okay, it's not on the menu tonight. Well, I would, but apparently some slat on the mainland went and tarnished my good name at every staffing agency, so now I'm stuck with you. Strange that happened. Yeah, it's so amazing how many times we've talked to each other and how consistently you are not making me laugh. Oh, well, yeah, I know it's amazing how humorless you are. God,

no wonder why no one ever wants to include you as a plus one to a wedding. Okay, well, I'll get a no talent desperate to work for another no talent loser and I haven't shipped to you as soon as they come in from Alibaba. Okay. Okay, and hey, I know this might be out of your skill set like most things in life, but if you could get Beyonce, I think we'd already appreciate that. Okay, hey, yeah. Hey, chat to you, babe. Guy, please.

Bye, bitch. So Katie is hugging Camille. She's like, bye! And then Haley is talking to Frazier, I think. And she's like, oh my god, look at these three. It's like my ankle. He's part of my calf. All right.

It looks like my foot is going to spontaneously come up. Looks like my foot is going to blow up like a man in a bus stop looking at me in a short skirt. He he he. Frazier, will you get out in that closet and look at my ankle? So then Sand Sandy sees Ben, Ben is crying. So Sandy sees him in hugs and then she goes, hey, listen, listen, just stay in touch. Just come talk to me any time and I'll explain what to do in life when you fall for a huge

idiot and then you become an idiot too. Okay. I'll show you how you get out of that pattern. So she pulls, she has a meeting and she's like, I've read everyone. Now obviously this is a tough meeting. This was a tough morning for everyone that actually gave a shit about stupid cameo. So it's very bad. Just bad, just bad. Great morning for everyone else. Yeah, great, yeah, good time for the rest of it Especially anyone rooting against Carrie in homeland. Okay. You finally got your wish. Okay. Ding dong She's dead. So we're gonna be down a crew member and I know it's hard

But let's try to bring the energy for the charter. Are you ready to bring some energy for the charter? Listen, it's never a great thing to have to fire someone the minute you take on a charter, but now we got to suck it up and act like we have a third person, which is sort of like what we've been doing all season long because she really has been useless. I mean, she might as well be in a piece of cardboard. Am I right? Guys, here's my advice. We're going to suck it up and we're going to pull it off.

Well, hey, that was my draw before I got here. I've got no problem returning. Don't threaten me with a good time. So now here come the guests, walk into the boat, and it's like last minute cleaning and everything, and Ross is like, what has been? Because Ross has not been present. I mean, Ben has not been present all morning.

And of course, Ben is texting Camille saying, Camille, I miss you so much already. This is just very sad. And Russ is like, Ben is coming out of a long term relationship. I mean, they've been together what two, three weeks at this point. He's slightly emotional. I'm going to need him to bullet together a little bit. Yeah. So now here come the guests. We have the primaries Adam and Louisa and they have their friend emoji emoji. emoji. Emma, how do you say that name?

Imogen. Imogen. Imogen. Imogen. Imogen. Imogen. Imagine. I mean, you know, the people coming on to the y'all. It's like imaging. Imogen. Imogen. Imogen. I got like we have. It's like a word. It's like Imogen. Imogen. Imogen. Imogen. It's like a name I always see written out, but then I never actually say it. Oh my God, that's like that name, Hermione, from Harry Potter. Yeah.

I read all the books, but you know, there weren't the movies back then. The old days, you know, I finished that right after the Bible, darling. And I remember reading it and in my head I pronounced it, Hermione or something, because I'm to like, fanatically spell it out. And it's still very hard for me to accept Hermione or Hermione. Am I even saying it right? Is it Hermione? You know, I actually don't know, because I have not not read the books and I've only seen like two of the movies

So my connection to that crazy as name is so What was the dealer chiming in with a suggestion? I'm so sorry Someone came over and is doing a little vacuuming is it emoji inputs? Sorry about that everybody. I was professional and scheduled it on time before the podcast, but guess what? Some people were a little late and when they came in, they said, I said, what are you doing with the white fur and the crop top? And they said, double fuck you drop chameleon. Chamele's now vacuuming your house. Actually, he's already drinking. Yeah. Oh, so.

Yes, so there's the guess and Adam's like, Oh, I hope you have some non-alcoholic whatever. And Frazier's like, I've got two non-alcoholics. The rest is just buzy, buzy champagne for the rest of you. And so it starts raining and um, phrase just little things happening around the boat work work, their departing, phrase you're inhaling or talking and phrase your season yourself and the mirror goes oh my god what is wrong with my posture and stands up straight and he's like oh now look at it now it's good just but it's because you're standing straight now. It's not always how you stand as a... I got our cancels.

So now they're leaving for... And... But... By the way, I have to say, the swollen foot is an ongoing repeated storyline on Below Deck, which I guess must happen when you're walking around so much. And I have to say credit to Haley because she has really been the most, she's at the best

attitude about her swollen foot. You know, obviously we all remember what's her face. Was it Caroline? On below deck when she, when her foot got all janky and she could barely walk. And like Kate was ridiculing her. She really went, she really spiraled downwards from her foot. But Hayley's just like, well, I can't go, I don't know what you do with it. But you know, I just work as work, you know, just masturbate and get on with love. Yeah. Um, so Rachel is having a food discussion with Imogen and she's like, Okay, I just want to know everybody, one time you want to have two, 30, okay?

And she's like, And my gold, there they are, glasses, my sunglasses. Have they been here the whole time? I'm like, uh-oh, guys, I don't know if anybody's warned you. Imogen is the kooky one. She's kooky. And then Adam, there's a guy named Adam.

I'm talking to you. All right, it's quite down over there. Alexa wants to be friends with Imogen. So I can call her by name. She never pays attention. But I say Imogen and she just pops, pops the life and starts bossing me around. I would love a digital assistant named Imogen.

She's just like, hello, can I help you with today? Could you find out what the weather's going to be? I certainly can, but maybe you should find out why you care about the weather so much. Uh-uh, uh-uh. Wow. There are tables on me. So Adam, Adam, Adam invites the captain to dinner

and the captain tells Rachel that she'll be coming to dinner and then Alexi Alissa. Alissa. Oh, well, you know Peter. Oh, well, you know Peter. Hi. I'm working on a boat now. Yeah, our real house is a Miami note seeped in here. Alissa calls her mom. She's like, Mom, that girl who got that girl. Who's a big bitch got fired and her mom says well that goes to show you right it doesn't help to be difficult. So and then she says she says something about Ben about how and she said Alyssa saying how like Camila probably made it seem like I got her fired even though like you can't get someone fired if their actions aren't there. Their actions aren't there. So yeah. Okay, bye, mom. I'm getting back to work. You're fired. I mean. So then anchor down toy time, deck, ton and Tony, as they put the toys in, Tony goes,

daddy of a decky. Which is I guess why we got our episode name from, but then there's nothing significant. It comes from that statement. That was like, the intern Abrava, who's in charge in naming the episodes, was like, I really can't come up with anything. So just diary of a deck. It was a funny alliteration. Yeah, like literally nothing else went on in the sense.

And there was nothing about, but also of all the things that happened this episode, none of it pertained to really deckeys unless it's about bends, nifling over Camille. But I didn't understand that episode title. Yeah. So then we see Rachel and the Galilee going, Oh, kitty, kitty, kudermaggy. Yeah. That's a way.

Yeah. And then they're all arriving at the table and Imogen is late. And so when Imogen shows up, one of the guys says, and excuse my friend, everyone, but he basically says, he goes, the Contasaurus has arrived. And I was like, oh, that is some savage gay at this table. And I think it was actually her husband who said that. I was like, okay, wow.

Yeah, I didn't even catch that. Oh my God I was like damn I'm sorry I couldn't say cut fitness because there was an assaurus attack and we just had a two-string to say I cut fitness assaurus and people would be like what are you talking about then. I had to give it with all its full vivid glory. Well glad we finally moved over to Wendry so they can just right away right off the top. So Fraser, let me see. Oh, so Ross is with Katie on the swim platform and the captain's just watching him because she knows Captain Sandy. That's what she does. She's like, you know, I was standing behind your back, breathing down your neck and that's what a good leader does. So she's doing that and Raskar's, so do you want to man the, well, do you want to woman that, do you want to person the swim platform? Just, you know,

I think you can say man it, it's not a personal thing, it's a swim platform. Okay. So we can drop that right now. Thanks. Oh, oh good, good. I'm just gonna give inside and make myself a sound from some like turkey and man it a woman is I mean person is okay. Listen, don't be afraid of the of the of the syllable man. It's okay. It's okay. Human rastruses. I know it's been a rough time for you. Go back to fucking your employee. Okay. Go back to that. So then Frazier is talking to Rachel and he's like, go back to that. So then uh, Fraser is talking to Rachel and he's like, well, that went very, very well, Rachel. They loved lunch. Just, you know, why it worked? And because we weren't dealing with someone else. He's like, well, I feel

like the time on board is going really well, even down to stew. So things feel normal, truly, we're better off without her final Final last words, and the episode now, no knocking on wood. Yeah. Then Alyssa is telling Hailey that her stomach has been bubbling. This is a common theme on Bravo this week with Bubblegut. But she's basically hers is coming not from food poisoning, but it's coming from a sense of insecurity she feels because of the Camille situation. She feels like everyone's like talking about her. Basically, what Melissa is feeling is like everyone thinks

that she's like the bad guy right now, and she's really insecure about that. And she says that she's really conflicted and she's glad that Camille is gone, but she feels guilty because, you know, she says Camille latched onto me and I gave her a reaction and everyone saw it and I know that Ben doesn't like me because of it, so I'm feeling stressed out and she feels insecure.

What's just sort of interesting in this situation to me is that if Camille didn't like Alissa, Alissa was literally not even give a shit, but because essentially Ben doesn't like Alyssa, she is feeling very, very insecure. And I thought that was just a fascinating reaction because it's like, is it because Ben is a man, is it because he's in a different department or whatever? Either way, I'm also like, I think too, I'm seeing anxiety over this guy.

I'm seeing it as her using Ben as the basis on how everyone else feels because she's been stuck in laundry all day. So really she hasn't had much reaction, right? She hasn't seen everybody else being like, fuck yeah, so she doesn't know. All she knows is now she's stuck in laundry, which was a bad move, because now we want to do laundry all day, not her. So now she's stuck in laundry and people then are now being shitty to her. So she's probably just assuming it's everybody. But also, you know, if you're willing to put yourself out there and be like that and like kind of poke at Camille, listen, I think Camille was fucking terrible and she totally deserved to get fired. And I think that Alyssa was totally in the right to say everything she said to Camille at work.

I thought that stuff was all right on. But Alyssa also has that side to her that's like, oh my God, she likes that guy. I'm going to get my bathing suit and like really flirt hard with that guy because I'm going to be a bitch about it. Yeah, Alyssa's not innocent. She's like this villainous side to her, even though she was right in most of these situations. And so it's like, if you're gonna be that way, then you need to have the cojones to really be that way

and not ask for pity from us for it. You know what I mean? Like if you're gonna be a good, like even if it's a half a villain, I need to see you be a good villain and not a wussy villain. No wussy villains allowed here. This is Bravo, man, okay? Yeah. Well, villain. not a wussy villain. No wussy villains allowed here. This is Bravo, man. Okay. Yeah. Well, villain. It's time for commercial. It's time for a crap and commercial.

So now, um, uh, here he goes up to the wheelhouse and shows Captain Sandy her leg and Sandy's like, whoa, it's really swollen. Hot. Yeah, it was, it was worse a couple of days ago. It was like, it was like a cancule then. It's like, cancule, what is that? It's like a fat ankle. No, it's a cold. It's an ankle. A cold, the swords of an ankle.

And the captain's like, oh, that's funny. Cancule, I got it. Mad respect. The best thing is to wear it respects whoever came up with that. Dev comedy jam. God, I love when those keep coming back. Huh? So what's up there? You know, you shown me ankles like this. This could have been if this was 1920s. Whoa, this would have been inappropriate. But you know, it's not. So what's going on? And here, he said, well, much like much like you are right now,

this job is hard. All right. And I haven't done your link for a long time. I do aesthetics. I do clients a couple of times today. Apparently, I'm allergic to work in boats. I'd rather shove needles in people's faces, all right? Something the fuck out of you. No one told me I actually had to work on television so. Well, guess what? All right, because you get to go back to your life of what did you call it? Assess, that's six.

Okay, cool. So. I'm okay. Assess, six. Assess, six. Oh, wow. Yes, Hey, look, I need a medic look at it.

Okay, hold on one second. Hey, Hey, Dr. Clooney. Hey, I got a stew here. Yeah. Yeah. Hey, I got a stew here. It's got a leg that looks like a pool noodle. Can you take a look at it? Oh my gosh, you know what? You should give her the advice that you give yourself because your neck looks like a pool noodle. What do you do with that? Just tell her to do whatever you do with your neck. You know what, Norma?

I really don't appreciate you answering phones for Dr. Clooney anymore. Well, guess what? I don't appreciate you trying to take time away from me and my boyfriend with the Caesar cut. Okay. You know what? How about this? I'm not a doctor, but I have some medicine for you.

It's called two pills. Chill pills. You better take them. I got news for you. Kanko's a normal word that's been around for a long time. You fucking stupid. Okay, you know what? You're gonna need 10 C-C's of shut the fuck up.

Okay? I'm sick of it. Oh, yeah, My can't go this now become a full head. It's a full head to speaking to me. It's talk to saying anything She's got a head on her ankle and now she's oh God She's making out with it. Okay, we really need to get a doctor get Dr. Cleening on the phone Sorry, we're busy. Call you back later. Well, I know I always had a lot to give head. I didn't, I didn't realize that this is actually this one

head I would actually be giving. Calm, I really have to hold that I've given it now. I'm finally getting one. So the guest on dinner at nine and everybody starts changing into black city 30 and Fraser and Alissa are setting up cut the way in water glasses and Tony and Rachel are talking and he's like, oh my god, you're making so much food again. She's like, yeah, I'm a little concerned with timing on multiple course tasting dinners, especially, you know, these around the world ones because people think, oh, they're around the world, it shows so much wealth, but there's no such thing as no in this industry,

okay? No in Spanish is the same as no in English, it's the same as no in Italian, it's the same as no in Russian, well mostly, there's none in both of them. God, I'm horny. mostly just an in both of them. God, I'm horny. So then Alyssa is telling Frazier that her mental status shit. And he's like, well, you know what that feeling is? It's the feeling of being outside of a closet. He has stepped into this bureau. He'll feel so much better.

So then Frazier brings the guest to the dinner table. And we cut back to Tony and Rachel talking and he's like, oh my god, look at all these cabinets. I look at these cabinets and I think I'm going to find somebody's head here. She goes, no, that's the freezers. Or Haley's leg. It's kind of normally if you ever looked at it. So Haley's icing her foot at the table. And then Adam is tasting one of the special drinks

and captain's sitting with her now cause she's having dinner with them. And he's like, whoa, this tastes like a real drink. And she goes, oh, you know, I'm sober too. I don't drink alcohol. What about that? Now everybody, you ready for some sandy time? Okay, settling, doodly, doodly, doodly, dood.

That was a wild shout. Party, party, party. That's me. Throw up a picture of me that looks nothing like me. Throw up a picture of me that looks like a craft between Rosie O'Donnell and Elaine Pusler. Hey, don't picture of me that looks sort of like a young Judd Nelson.

Okay. So listen, I was that kid that was always in trouble. Pairity, parody, alcohol for me was trouble with a big T. God, I remember in the 70s, I would just go to parties and say, hey, let's put on the Pinyakalara song And when they wouldn't do it, I'd pull up my dad's rifle and say, no, I said we're playing the Pena Calada song. Killed a lot of party vibes. But man, did I love that song? Gavin, in the 80s, there was half of that decade the gaze wouldn't even speak to me,

which was real hard, you know, being in a bar because I actually snorted Liza Manali up. Isn't that crazy? Yeah. It actually took me a couple of months to blow her back out. I actually once got wasted in New York City and ran into Leona Helmsley on the street in my hug, Dora. I said, we are the world. Spent two nights in jail for that one.

One time I pulled a gun on Tina Turner and I said, now who doesn't need another hero? Stupid. God, I was a real bitch back then. Oh, man, I remember getting wasted and barging into Samantha Fox dressing room at a concert at the metal lands. And I said, who's got your nose now, Miss Fox? Who's got your nose now? And she said, I don't even know what you're doing.

This doesn't even, this isn't even a good pun on my name But there's no pun whatsoever. I said it doesn't need a pun because you're a gorgeous lady, okay? And you're Samantha Fox and her bodyguards kick me out Do more nights gel So then Rachel Trouble with the capital T that's what I'm trying to say no Famous person was safe as long as I was drunk so Rachel serves the first course and she's

working like crazy and the course does look beautiful and she's like this is brought to by the word hatred so the first course is Japan and it's miso soup and it really does look beautiful I mean especially's miso soup and it really does look beautiful. I mean, especially for miso soup. Like, once you ever think of miso soup and think, God, what a gorgeous dish. Quite frequently, actually, I would say. It's like a simple soup to me.

I just think like, oh, it's a bowl of soup. But not today. It's like the freaking hot potato. I guess you just don't value simplicity. That's me. That's me old Navy Ronnie doesn't value simplicity. So Frazier they put up all these flags because it's in around the world team and Frazier is standing like in a flag like his head is in like in a flag's, and he's trying to explain the soup while the flag is in his hair, and he keeps flapping it out of the way, and he keeps landing

on his head. It was very reminiscent of soap dish with Kevin Klein. All right. Well, you've got soup, and then you've actually got this broth, and once we put your soup down, you pull the broth on top, And then image in spills her broth, of course, because you're fucking the image in. And the captain's like, oh gosh, next time we pour it for you. Okay, no, next time we so so we pour it for God, that was disappointing. Listen, we make it easy, easy for you with soup. And it's like, no, it actually was my fault, though. So nothing to be mad at them about. She's like, well, they should have poured it.

Okay, they should have poured it. So Alyssa goes in and tells Haley, yeah, like that's my fault. She goes bitch, yeah, it's my fault she spilled. I guess so. It's like, uh oh. You don't have a Camille shield anymore, everybody. Exactly.

By the way, they should have poured it. I just want to say they should have poured it. If you're doing like seven star services, they like to say they should have been pouring that shit. Yeah. So then Sandy is, so Sandy is like talking to Imogen about being non-denominational. She's like, yeah, Imogen about being non-denominational.

She's like, yeah, no, I'm non-denominational. I get on my knees in the morning and at night, you know? And Imogen's like, I get on my knees all the time. And then Adam, her husband goes, yeah, well, you never get on your knees. No, don't listen to me. It's a disgusting little man. I think her husband is Jonathan, not that it matters, but just so we're not out of all the shit today.

So it's like, you invite my wife and give her two coffees and this is what happens. And then the next course is Caribbean ceviche. So ceviche, pardon me. So they eat and lose dramatic music because... Oh! And then a lady starts choking false to the floor and it's too spicy. Yeah, too spicy for them. I can't believe that Imogen would not be able to handle spice. Who would have ever thought? So they are like coughing.

They have been gassed with mustard gas. And Sandy is like, oh, it's too spicy. It's too spicy. I'm too spicy for this yacht, too spicy for this food, too spicy at all. That was a glycolin mashup. That's a parody song, okay? Okay, let me go to the chef, too spicy. That's so worth song. Okay. Okay, let me go to the chef. Too spicy.

That's so were sandy guys just got intro to enjoy the show. So Frazier is Frazier, tell us Rachel about the soup. And she's like, oh God, I hate my life. Last charter, not hot enough. This charter, too hot. Just people have different palettes. Some people want their fucking faith burned off. It just depends on how you perceive it.

Some people think their piss spells. Some people think their piss smells after a sparingus. Get the fuck over, you know what I'm saying? Like I think Rachel is just sometimes on a manic rant. And we're just piecing it little parts of it together. And nobody's really noticing that there's anything wrong. Like, oh, everything's fine. You know what I'm saying? Oh, hell no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no Let's get on our non-denominational needs. Did you know that with asparagus, scientists don't know if is it that asparagus makes pea smell like asparagus, or is it that some people are not able to smell the asparagus and be like all pea smells like asparagus, to me, pad asparagus, but just some of us can't

smell it, or is it that like asparagus makes some pea smell like asparagus to me, pad asparagus, but just some of us can't smell it. Or is it that asparagus makes some pea smell like asparagus, and we can all smell the asparagus? It's not interesting. Everybody's piece. Yeah, I don't know. I think that it does make your pea smell like asparagus. And also coffee makes your pea smell like coffee. It's weird.

I don't know why some things do that, but I think some people are so used to being grossed out by peeing and pooping that they just turn off their smelling when that happens. They don't smell it. Interesting. I'm like C.S.I.F.P.P. You know, I'm like, if I can pee pee, I'm like a dog.

Yeah, I'm like, what did I have today? Who was I with? You know, did I broccoli? Like, what was that like? Oh my God, did I have today? Who was I with? Did I broccoli? Like, what was that like? Oh my God, did I have broccoli, and asparagus, and coffee today? Did I have beads? It's my therapy.

So then let's see, Ross and Katie are like flirting in their whale house. And they're like, she's looking at, like looking at the map, she's like, I'm like, I'm like, like looking at the map, she's like, look at that. It's a map. Yeah, look at the sky. It's a cloud. It's wind. It's the earth. God, I want you. Oh, God, I want you. And 20 other people do this at the same time. So the more food is coming out to the guests, I think it's probably like the fourth or fifth course.

Okay, it's been an hour and nine minutes and everyone's getting full. And the conversation is really lagging. They're really scraping. They're like really trying to find stuff. Sandy is like, hey, so you have an aboeuvary girl. And then the lady is like, a girl. And there's like silence.

And then an adipose. Yeah, beautiful teeth by the way. Yeah, beautiful teeth by the way. Thank you. Yeah, I had to get them all replaced after I, Rosh Stage at a right-set Fred, concert said, can I do a parody song? And I said, I'm too spicy for this concert,

too spicy for this song, too spicy, this song, too spicy and the heat. And then they punched me in my mouth. And that's when I got sober the next day. Oh, so it's co-competit shrimp. And then let's see, Ross is having his cup of noodles and the captain and the guest are so bored. It's just everybody on the boat is so bored basically. And then image is like dancing in her seat.

And Adam, I think, is like, are you listening to music? And she says, yeah, I'm not sitting here listening to crickets, fuck that. And she's put one of her AirPods in her ears. She's like, I'm just gonna entertain myself then. And this is when I really started to like her. I was like, that's my kind of role. Yeah, and she came to the table with that AirPods in her. I was like, that's my kind of role. Yeah and she came to the table without your pod in and I was like, is that an ear pod? No, of course, I could not be an ear pod but it really wasn't your pod.

And then Sandy's like, yeah, you know, I like all kinds of music. I mean, it was barely a musician from 1978 to 1991 who stage I didn't rush, you? Now, I can't tell you who's the best musician. I can't tell you which musician had the best punch in that was Stevie Nex. Okay. Both when she actually punched me out, but also when I snuck back stage and drank her punch in her dressing room, you know, really, it's, it works both ways. I'll tell you one of the reasons why I got into into into maritime stuff is because

I once I once ran into L the barge and on the sidewalk and I did a very long hug and I said, what's my my new name again is L the barge and I said, that's right, I do think I want to work on a barge. The rest is history. And image is just in her chair dancing and she goes, How long could we been here when we're living and when we're living? So the captain's like, oh my God, I can't the service is just terrible. And she tells us this and I think Rachel's great, but she can be her own worst enemy by creating too many tasting menus. The food needs to come out quicker. This is a super yacht. And so Rachel's like, okay, well, the food's coming and

the captain says, see, I'm not eating. I gotta go to bed. I mean, I only have so many hours to watch some weirdo dance in her chair while other people compliment my teeth. Okay, I'm going to bed. Good night. It's been two hours and 25 minutes, and dessert's finally coming out, and Imogen's like, I don't want to sit at this table any longer. So she just like goes off and starts dancing by herself, just like really loving her music, I guess.

I have to say, here's my hot take about the situation. I think the fault here does not lie with Rachel or the staff. I think the fault here does not lie with Rachel or the staff. I think the fault lies with these guests who are too boring and dull to be able to even talk with each other and have good conversation because if you're doing an eight course tasting menu and it's gone two hours and 25 minutes, I think the timing on that's about right. I think that's actually a pretty relatively swift timing. I mean, if you do four to five courses in an hour, right? Or let's say you do four courses in an hour. That seems that right?

Right, like 15 minutes per course, it was a 10 minutes per course, what do you think? I think it should be like, four courses in an hour. Yeah. Right. I think like, so two hours out, you eat it for like five minutes or so and then it goes out and wait another 10 minutes. Small plates that yeah, I mean, I don't know because they can't just be themselves because

they're with the captain, but also did they request a tasting menu or does Rachel just keep doing tasting menus on her own? I forgot. You know, I remember they asked for an around the world, something another and I don't know how you do around the world. I mean, Sandy makes a suggestion later, but like I think when you sit there around the world and you're going on to a yacht, it's sort of implying a tasting of some sort. I don't know.

I actually think boring, man. It only took five minutes of my time in real life, and I was still like, imaging. I'm like, I can't take this. Yeah, but what I'm saying is that like, it should have, like, I think this was on the people, because if you're sitting there and you're not talking, then yeah, it feels like it takes forever. But I don't think it's crazy that it was eight courses

and it took two hours and 25 minutes. Actually, it seems like they probably needed more. Oh, it's like hell. Oh my God, I can't imagine a time I've sat down and had a two and a half hour dinner. Like, oh my goodness, I've had like three or four hour long dinners. I feel like with the tasting menu,

that's like, that's part of the course. Okay. I'm just saying, I feel like, depending on the story. Okay, you got, I'm definitely grateful. I think that I don't disagree necessarily. It's just that this is a consistent problem with her. You know, they show clips of her having problems with almost every charter with her timing.

So I don't know, I just don't know if it was planned to be this dinner or if it was just something she decided to do an eight course. But they showed up with that clips where it's, you know, Rachel pissing everybody off all season. Yeah, I mean, her time should the season. Yeah. So then, let's see, Ben is on anchor watch and he's all sad. Okay, so then at 2.17 a.m.

He gets a call. He gets a radio. And it's like, hello, this is the yacht near you. If the wind picks up, we're going to stretch the anchor and run into you and we'd like you to move. And Ben's like, I'll wake up the captain. So he does. He gets the captain and she comes in.

She goes that boat, that boat there. What, they're going to swing, they're going to swing 35 meters on us. Come on. Yeah. Just, hi, this is the captain. I hear you have some concerns. Is this the SS Norma by any chance?

Actually, no, I don't know what you're talking about. We were here last night and the wind was gusting some 25 knots. And if that happens again, we're going to be within 10 to 20 meters of you, which isn't that particularly safe. Okay, well, I know you're British and you think you got some British cred, but we have someone in emoji number. It's a work kind of British Jew. Okay, so you can just cool your jets, Mr. British. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. If anything happens, we'll deal with it then and he goes, well, that's an interesting response, fairly disappointing. I'm surprised you're comfortable with that. It's like, oh, oh, oh, no, sir. And this happened last night, but you've been right there this whole time and don't, don't decide you're going to radio anybody until two something in the morning.

No, no, sir, I really want to know who was there first, because Ben says, don't decide you're going to radio anybody until two something in the morning. Most. No, Sarah. I really want to know who is there first because Ben says there's none the long rule that you'll move a boat. If you were second to the anchorage or just fired a beautiful, beautiful woman, but then there's also the rule of common sense and with the way the weather conditions are right now, I didn't see a problem at all. And Captain Sandy is a hundred percent right.

So is he implying that they are the second boat there? But they're not going to move because the weather's fine. The other captain said last night, we had the problem in this area. He said we were here last night. So I don't know if they've just been docked there the whole time or what, but. Yeah, they should have said something, I think.

For me. So Captain Sandy is like, well, if you're concerned about the weather and the anchorage, then you can move. And he goes, actually, I really can't. We have guests on board, and they're enjoying their top. So I would appreciate it. If you moved, that would be fair and thoughtful of you to do. And she said, well, guess what?

We have guests on board as well. Okay. Are they boring? Sure. Do they compliment people's teeth as if they were a horse? Sure. Okay, do I want to sit through an eight-course dinner with them ever again?

Hell no, but guess what? We're staying here. Okay, we're staying. Well, Captain, let's hope that we don't speak to each other again tonight. Yes, sir. Okay. Being a female in this industry, I've always had the challenges of man.

Yes, I've had a lot of man support me, but this is a very clear case of man's planning. Okay. Captain, out. And you just hear that was really funny. Good job, George. Now get back in bed, Clint. So now it's a George Clo. Call us the other captain. So the captain's, I probably have to win, fix up, you start your engines and you maneuver. Okay, we're just fine. Okay, Ben stand the bridge. So then we see the night going on. It gets to three knots and then

it gets to five knots and nowhere near 24 knots. You lose George Clooney captain. British George, well, this is George Clooney's British accent. Hi, I need you to move your boat. It's like George, you can't even try to do a British accent. No, I just have one method that I do. He's so handsome, he's so British, I totally buy him. Wow, he really stretches range this time. I swear he did. So, morning. The morning, his foot still hurts.

Ben and Frazier talking and Frazier's asking how it's going with KTQ. And Ross is like, I'm a bit lost in it, really. I just want normal intimacy. But I think that's impossible here, isn't it? My longest relationship was with someone you all might know named Elizabeth Frankini. I didn't realize that was Elizabeth's last name. That her name is Frankini. It sounds like a bikini made of like Frankenstein.

I got something to wear. It's called a Frankini. You want to see how it looks? Frankenstein's bikini, that's funny. And they show a clip of Elizabeth going, I moved the cloud with my mind the other day. I wish they showed a clip of everyone passing out from the mustard gas that she created in the laundry room That chick what a weirdo so the right the Ross Ross says that they were on and off for four years and he's like I mean this is almost like a whole relationship is near it's been three weeks I'm ready to go three weeks as a whole relationship your mind just warped. All right. You've got a warped mind. I like how Ross Dings been for for feeling let for acting like he's been in a

whole big relationship for three weeks, but then Ross's like, I feel like I've been in a relationship for three weeks. So um, Katie and Tony are wondering who's going to come to take Camille's position. And then the other yacht is still in its same spot. Sandy looks at it and goes, he's a nervous Nelly. God. Oh man, he must remember me from 1986. The time I sent a whole bunch of moody picks to Albe Shor. I don't think that was appreciated.

I was drunk like that. God, this reminds me of this late 70s, early 80s one. God, I was just so out of it after partying on my... I crashed onto a set and I almost killed the actress who played Mallyon, little house on the prairie. Woo, she nervous. So anyway, that was your refined. So then one time I sent a dead lizard to live earn

from empty nest. Oh, man, the police were not happy about that. nervous Nelly, huh? She was a nervous Nelly after that. So this is when Ben loses all respect for Frazier. Frazier goes into the galley and he's like, what is this? Rachel says, shak shuka. And he's like, saku ka, shak shuka, bag duka, shak shuka, la gamuka duka duka, shak shuka, come on! I thought I was about to bend the the the deckhand and I was like, oh, what happened? I was like, oh, you're talking about me. Oh, yeah, I was talking about you.

Yeah, because you love your secretary. I like Shack Shuka. Um, I think you like more than you like it. But I don't be like, hey, do you want to go to this place? They've got great Shack Shuka. I read like you. I didn't realize I even yeah, I didn't realize I really um, I leaned want to go to this place? They've got great Shaq Shuka I read. Like you, you think? I didn't realize I even, yeah, cheers. I didn't realize I really leaned into Shaq Shuka so much,

but I, and I think that you're right, because I like Shaq Shuka, I don't love it. Like every time I, every time I get Shaq Shuka, I'm like, mm, I'm gonna get Shaq Shuka. And every time I'm like, this is fine, this was good, but I think I would have liked something else instead. So I'm like, I'm down for Shaksuka, but I don't think I love it as much as I would like to love it.

I don't love it as much as I like the version of me. Like I want a version of me that loves Shaksuka, but I think I'm really like it a lot. Yeah, I hear you. So Frater goes down like, okay, I think I've got it. I think I've got it. And Rachel's like, oh my god Is it just because I'm all now, but this whole season is kind of fucking sucked and I don't know if it's like me

And then we see a clip of shit sucking and she's like, I'm gonna have PDSD after this I'm gonna have bullshit So then Frasier good Dramatic salty dick fuck fuck this. So for sure goes to the gas and it's like good morning everyone. We have for you Shaqilo Neel if you're breakfast note that's not it. All right everyone we've got Shakira but if you don't much Shakira, you can also have some Celine Dion eggs. Did I say that correctly?

And then a lady goes, with Lady Melanie goes, I'll do the special, the Shaq Shuka. It's like, oh, Melanie with the subtle correction. Melanie with the burn, because Melanie isn't Melanie, the pregnant one. No, Melanie, I think this is the person we've seen her. Yeah, Louisa. Well, I loved Melanie's late in the game, Disary.

So Katie is on the swim platform with Tony and she is, hey, look at that fish. It's dead. He's like, oh, I didn't see it, my bro. Sorry, my friend. First of all, I'm... The subtle difference between this and blood, I can venture. Is that I'm blood, I can venture someone with a nutfish. Oh, God.

So now it's breakfast and Luis says, Oh, God, everything is great, right? I mean, I'm put for three days. That's fun. And Adam's like good to know, babe. So now they get breakfast and then a medic comes to see Haley and the medic's like good to know, babe. So now they get breakfast and then a medic comes to see Haley and the medic's like, your ankles just swollen. It's fine.

Is it, it's not, it's not the full off for anything. It's like, no, no, it's fine. Really, there's nothing wrong with them. Just a massive dramatized bitch, am I? I guess. Would you like to name the head that's growing off of the cancule? I've been calling it Robert, but you've really lead me so much stress. I'd like you to name it.

So outside at breakfast, Adam was like, you know, I wasn't really thrilled with the sweet last night, and the fact that we had to pour it ourselves, they should have poured it. Yeah. And then Sandy calls Rachel to the bridge. So Rachel heads up there, although not before Frazier knocks over some glasses.

He's like, well, not that we don't have a community. You know, someone's got to put Rachel to the bridge. So Rachel heads up there, although not before Frazier knocks over some glasses He's like when now that we don't have a community. You know someone's got to break a glass this episode. So here's me. Mochance. So Rachel is in the bridge and Rachel's like Rachel sort of knows she's in trouble. So she's making kind of nervous Pattern she's like, oh man like I'm just been getting like really see sick. It's like, oh man, like I'm just been getting like really, she's sick. I don't know, I guess she's sick, but like, it's like, it's like, like really swell, and so like when swell,

I guess she's like, but like when it's like normal, I'm like normal, but like sometimes it's like, it's fine, but like, okay, I don't know, like both are crazy, like, things are crazy. I said in India, have you ever been to India? It's a country, it's almost the biggest China. It's kind of like the biggest country. I'd say I have a lot of people,

but like the biggest like geographically is like Russia. Okay, okay, settle down. Hey, so I had a question for you. You're incredible, but the timing of your food and she goes, yeah, that was an eight course meal. I won't be doing those anymore. Don't do those anymore. Okay, guess it wasn't so much a question. Unlike me, you can't do everything, okay? And you know, there needs to be better communication, I think, because Frazier needs to be up there another 10 minutes saying, we're clearing now, because then when you hear we're clearing now, you can fire the next meal, because you know what?

I don't hear that. That's something I don't hear. Just, okay. So I guess we're going to have to fix that. Yeah, because guess what? They weren't happy. So I'm going're gonna have to fix that. Yeah, cuz guess what they weren't happy So I'm gonna tell you that right now. Okay, well that's Normal though like timing wise. I mean I've been doing taster since I started. Oh, you can do that Okay start with one country say boom Italian

Main country another country. Main dish another country. Well look at that. You're over in France, another country, main dish, another country. Well, look at that, you're over in France. Desert another country, ho, it's an American popsicle. Okay, the end, round the country, round the world, you did it. Or you could do what Dave does on my other boat, which is he serves like five things, they're all British, but he says that they're different countries in Europe.

And then he says that that counts as being around the world So you know, there's a lot of ways to do that in the world You know what I mean to see more from you Rachel Miracles Need some more So Rachel's basically like yeah our criticism is valid so He's like, yeah, our criticism is valid. So, Alessia's asking for help from the Deccrew and then of course, is like rolling his eyes

and making fun of her. And then they totally does the old complaint about, oh, the interior never helps the Deccrew. Never helps the Deccrew. Like the only person who would help was Camille. I'm like, she didn't help. She was, first of all, she was bad at her job, but second of all, it was her job to work out there.

Okay, so it wasn't like she... I was hoping you, you idiot. That was her job. She was doing her job, and she wasn't even doing that. Okay. And second of all, the below deck where the deck crew wasn't expected to take out trash. Okay, that's part of your job, so get the fuck over it, okay? Yeah, and also like the the the interior is interfacing with people nonstop and they're both waiting on them and cleaning whereas the deck crew is just cleaning. I mean, they've got deal with the toys and everything, but like I'm just sorry, I I I'm so sick of

the deckies. It's always acting like this when it comes to the interior. Yeah, she's just asking for the trash to be done. Now, below deck adventure gets a little more intense with it, you know, because that chick, fail, be like, all right, I don't need this service, the trash taking out, I'd love some iron and done. Why can't anyone help me with one simple thing? This, I don't think they're too bad. I think that Tony's just trying to play in two bends, whole, I hate listen now, you know. Yeah, because when he says that, Camille is the only one who helps Ben's

like, and he's fucking going on a list of got rid of the superstar. Yeah. It's real candle and the wind that one. So the guests are signing and Adam's like, I mean, no one's coming up. I mean, it feels like we're a stew short. I mean, hey, Frager, are you normally three stews because it seems like you're short-handed. And he's like, well, actually, we did lose someone yesterday. God, this is embarrassing. Clearly, we need to step it up. Yeah, so then, then, then, then, I have to set up a, so it could be a beach picnic. And everyone's, everyone's setting it up and everyone's The guests are coming to the shore. It's a very quick thing. Normally a beach picnic is like 25 minutes of a show

Like it we watch 20 minutes of them setting it up and then something's left behind It's forgotten and other gonna get there on time But this time they did it in like 30 seconds in as a montage and The guests are there on the beach and they are hungry, especially Louisa and she's really, really, really starving and she's like, she's like, I'm gonna kill someone basically. Yeah. Um, and the captain's like, I'm gonna help you wait. I'm gonna help you Rachel, but she tells us this looks like chaos to me. It's like you need to change. This is unacceptable.

Just cuts to Rachel going, so we see things are not going to go well. We get a later this season on below deck and it looks like Captain Sandy versus Frazier, Captain Sandy versus Rachel. It looks good. I have to say that was a good midseason trailer. I'm like, oh my god, this ship is a mess. It is going downhill. Yeah, so think with the low deck. It always takes a bit, you know, although this one's been pretty good the whole season. Yeah, I think we had like the last two regular blow dags have not been amazing because I think we had a you know, there was the There was the season with Elizabeth and the mustard gas, which was fine, but not great.

And then last season was the my apology, you scurril, who said the N word. I think though it's kind of like back in its vibe, back in it, back where it needs to be. It's back. All right, everybody. Well, thank you so much for being here with us. It was great talking to you, great hanging out with you Ben. Go get your crapens live tour tickets.

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