Watch What Crappens - Below Deck: DM-inent Drama

Episode Date: March 8, 2023

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and Seattle. We don't know what we'll be recapping in those cities, but that is our plan for March. And there's like a million more cities if you go to watchcraftpins.com. That's it. I'm done. I finished the spiel, the opening spiel.

Good, I was just replying to a comment that says their ears are bleeding after listening to us. Just said good luck with your ears and get used to it, fucker, because that's what we do. There's a bleeding. There's a bleeding. Does that mean I'm trying to listen to your podcast,

but I can't. The voices are cringy and my ears are bleeding. Now listen, you're not the first person to say this, okay? But we are who we are and we're not changing shit for you. So move along now. Good luck with your fucking ears. That's what I have to say. Cause I'm ready to yell and do some cringy shit voices.

Okay, that's what I do. Sometimes you need to love your cringy self, okay? And that's what I'm going to do today. I mean, I hate to break it to this person, this wonderful person who went out of their way to tell us that our voices are cringy, but I've been doing this for 11 years, and that's kind of a brand. So, cringy is our brand. Yeah, it's not called, watch what is fabulous.

If you're not asking yourself what the hell you're doing with your life, at least five times an episode listening to us, we're doing it wrong, okay? Yeah. Normally, I wouldn't read that aloud. I just was literally reading it while you were talking. Yeah, you know, because like when it's your turn to host, I get time to Instagram. Yeah. It's like when you get two minutes off at work and you're like, oh my god, it's like smoking a cigarette.

Like you have all the time in the world just reading all the comments. And I was like, how dare you? How dare? And then I was like, well, you are a cringey, scrammy beast. So I will just wear it like a sweater and go to school. Okay. I just can't believe they think they were cringey. Meanwhile, I'm really looking for new jerseys this

week, but I'm sure it's going to be so like, me, what, every voice of ours is, no, not to the mic away from the mic. I couldn't even do it. That's okay. You have to wear away from the mic. You see like that? A wake from a mic. Yeah. So, actually, we're not talking New Jersey State. We're talking below DEC. And there will be many cringy accents and voices if there's one thing that we're really good at.

I feel like in many ways, we watch or crapens, envisions a utopian world where... There are no borders, there are no countries. There's just one generic English Australian South African accent and we that is one point to this club. Listen, we're aiming to be slightly better than Siri, okay, the Australian accent on Siri or the South app,

because they're terrible. I don't know how people are letting Siri get away with this shit because it's embarrassing. But no, I actually don't believe in utopia at all. I'm all about halves and half not to like, really fighting to become a half, even those probably never gonna happen. Because you know what,

that's what gets me out of bed in the morning. Okay. There's no need for this podcast was watch what class conflict. Yeah. Watch what I could possibly have that maybe you don't. Yeah. Watch what I could be jealous of you for having.

If there was any network that was concerned with the Havns and Havnots, it's Bravo. I mean, Bravo's literally built their brand off of it, the real housewives. It's all about the people who have, but do they really have? Well, it's all about the have nots. But it's also the have nots, right? Because like this shows the have not show, where you just watch people clean toilets, and we like that too, we do not like in the middle.

And that's what I'm saying. You have to have it, or you have to have not have it. Nobody wants you to kind of have it, or like maybe have enough credit to pretend you have, like nobody likes the middle class stuff. Like sweet home Oklahoma, great show. Bye. Give it a round. Bye. Middle class, bye. Middle class, bye. Like nobody likes the middle class stuff like sweet home Oklahoma great show by Give the crowns

Bye middle class by middle class. No, no, there's no what are some other middle class? I mean that's that's TLC right long I like princesses Or how about yeah, you could know TLC isn't middle class on all things I don't want to be lower Yeah, I don't know I Know I don't think so. I don't know. Maybe lower. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

And this isn't in my real life that I feel this way. It's on my television that I feel this way. I love our on the fly. I love our on the fly. Like, soci- Sociology. Sociology. Social commentary.

Social. Whatever the fuck we're doing right now. I love that we're doing it. We'd actually think of the words. I don't know, I have too much caffeine in my system and I have a big, I don't know, a bigel in. So let's just go on with below deck. So it's two hours before the charter, captain Lee is back on the boat.

And first order of business, gotta look in a coffee cup. God need a PhD or something to figure this out. This is like trying to describe sociology on a podcast. It's crazy. And then he has a sip and he's like, I feel better than my cat getting his belly rubbed. Yeah, you should because Captain Sandy changed

your fucking life and I hope you remember it because she does. On her Instagram, you know, I'm gonna look it up so I read it so I read this book. While you look that up, I'm gonna say it up so I read it. Sorry, we just couldn't. While you look that up, I'm gonna say thank you for clarifying that because I wrote it down as I won't feel better until I get this belly wrapped. I thought that's strange, but a strange thing to say,

but your version makes much more sense. You were just gonna like ignore it, so it wasn't anything. What is her name on Instagram? Captain Sandy. Captain Sandy. Yon. Sandy long. Captain Sandra Yon. Okay, here it is. Like, uh, what is her name on Instagram? Captain, Sandy, Sandy, Sandy, Sandy, Sandy, Sandy, Sandy, Sandy, Sandy, Sandy, Sandy, Sandy, Sandy, Sandy, Sandy, Sandy, Sandy, Sandy, Sandy, Sandy, Sandy, Sandy, Sandy, Sandy, Sandy, Sandy, Sandy, Sandy, Sandy, Sandy, Sandy, Sandy, Sandy, Sandy, Sandy, Sandy, Sandy, Sandy, Sandy, Sandy, Sandy, Sandy, Sandy, Sandy, Sandy, Sandy, Sandy, Sandy, Sandy, Sandy, Sandy, Sandy, Sandy, Sandy, Sandy, Sandy, Sandy, Sandy, Sandy, Sandy, Sandy, Sandy, Sandy, Sandy, Sandy, Sandy, Sandy, Sandy, Sandy, Sandy, Sandy, Sandy, Sandy, Sandy, Sandy, Sandy, Sandy, Sandy, Sandy, Sandy, Sandy, Sandy, Sandy, Sandy, Sandy, Sandy, Sandy, Sandy,, Sandy, Sandy, Sandy, Sandy, Sandy, Sandy, Sandy, Sandy, Sandy, Sandy, Sandy, Yon, Sandy, Sandy, Sandy, her, she will never ask, what should I do with my hands? She knows. She could be on top chef actually, which is coming back.

This is totally a top chef pose, isn't it? Except she's fine. Top chef could be on Monday, by the way, everyone. We think. Yeah, it's coming. So anyway, she's doing her top chef pose and she's done one of those quote, picks on Instagram and it's like a pretty font

and it says, I hope for the crew that having't Captain Lee back that they shine, that they show them how far they've come. I hope that he gets to witness that and walking away knowing he's healthier, he's better and he finished with an excellent crew. I changed lives. I did this for you, Captain Sandy. I don't know who fixed your nerves, but I know who fixed your boat. Captain Sandra Jan. And most of all, I hope you dance. I hope you dance. Gotta hate that song.

Oh, gotta hate that song too. And it's like every wedding. I apologize everyone. I don't apologize. I'm sorry for People who played that in the lyrics that in butterfly kisses. Oh Can we just come up with the playlist of the worst wedding song like that? Just the worst the Justin chip lake like I And then Bruno Mars up 10 funk funk. And I like that one. I was a late commer to that song, Up to Unfunk. When I first saw it, didn't he premiere that

at the Super Bowlers? I remember when I first saw it, I was like, I don't get that. I don't like the sound, I like the sound of it. And now when it comes on, it like takes me years to do it. But now I'm like, yes, Up to Unk gonna funk you up. I can't surround, like a mom in the home goods. I'm like yeah, okay. I'm funky. It's gonna funk me up. It's gonna funk you up I hope you dance

I'm talking dance When do that girl ever apologize for making people's ears bleed? Suzanne something another Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, middle class class. That's such a middle class song. Only people from the middle class would like that song. It's not Bravo. Okay. This is the best guy to be on. This is the best guy to be on. I feel cracked out today and I don't know why. I'm just saying all of this green tea, this natural green tea. I think that like, now that the crappies are over, it's like, I feel like we're free. Yeah, you need to let go and just let yourself live your life.

Okay. I hope you dance. I hope you dance. I hope you, it's Leon Wall Mac. Oh God. Fucking Wall Mac. Look at her hair. Look at her hair on this.

Wait, hold on. She just, okay, hold on. I'm gonna pull this hair. I wanna see Wall Mac hair. I wanna see her hair. Look at her hair. Wait, hold on. Wait, hold on. She just, okay, hold on. I'm gonna pull the shirt hair. I wanna see Wilmaque hair. I wanna see her hair. I wanna see her hair. I wanna see her hair. She inflicted not only this song,

but I'm gonna say she inflicted this hairstyle. Hold on, let's see if I can, let's see, open a new tab, and then try to get this, I'm gonna try to share it on crap is on demand here. This Leanne Wilmaque image, surname like Wilmaque, or I'm just saying to share it on crap is on demand here this Leanne will Mac image Certainly like wallmaker. I'm saying will Mac will Mac Leanne Present

Moving along been moving along His clicking off and on your call. She is oh shut up Leanne will take your eyebrows take your eyebrows back to the 90s where they belong Fucking a post or fee eyebrows get out of here. Oh God. This article shut up article the history of Leanne will Take your eyebrows, take your eyebrows back to the 90s where they belong. So fucking apostrophe. I browse. Get out of here. Oh God, this article, shop article, the history of Leon Wilmex Signature, some hope is there in history? Someone wrote it and ruined our society.

I'd like to think those commentators below the article are also being like, gotta hate her. I know. I know. I look at how judgy she is too. She's like, actually, when you look at this video, you realize she's not saying, like, she's not wishing the best for you. She's actually demanding that you dance. She's literally the mom at the wedding, who says, we paid for this band,

you better get up and dance. I hope dance. I hope you dance. Yeah. Yeah, she looks like somebody who wouldn't let me into cheer because I'm a boy and not because I'm obviously flaming. Get outta here, Leon, Wilmakque, Poster Febrows. Okay, so let's get on with this episode.

So Leon, DeNube, is working and stuff. And she sees Captain playing with his thermos, which is an exciting moment for her. And then we go over to Ross and Ben talking on deck. And it looks like Captain Conher. So I thought this was going to be a big thing. But Ross is like emotional rollercoaster bed, gets back, gets back, past 10 different things appearing, mean masturbating three times during that past sentence, God, I just came three times, it's amazing. You know, Captain's gone, Captain's gone, I just came, there's a lot of things happening right now.

Captain's gone, I just came, there's a lot of things happening right now. So, um, uh, Ross, like, I hope we get discounted on end of season counseling. Like, that says the person who's like emotionally destroying poor Katie. And by the way, I mean, after watching what you're doing to Katie, I need it. Okay. So Rachel comes and hugs Lee and she's like, Oh my God, you look so great on me. Oh, you mother fucker. And he's like, hey, raking me back, sweetie. Oh, don't get all teary eyed on me now.

She's like, you know what, I really like Sandy. I got my respect for her. I'm super, super, super thankful for her, but at the same time, I love Captain Lee and I'm excited to do eight course meals again. He really means a lot to me. And just as a captain but as a person. Titties! Titties!

I help you Titties! So then they're doing provision and Haydys is like, oh I love these smells we have today. Like a vagina and a tanning bed with peanut butter in the flaps Delicious, delicious work everybody and then Fraser is trying to open a door is a quiet room. This open oh god Someone put a metaphor on this boat. Someone please help please help me with this metaphor. It won't open this door won't open it stubborn and Katie's like, um are you gonna be sleeping on the top bunk, man? That's where you sleep right?

And it goes, yeah, and sometimes I feel bad for Tony. Cause sometimes I sleep nude. And then we get a shot of him from, yeah, we get evidence from the bedroom cabin cameras of him just walking around nude and flashing his dog around. Which, yeah. Listen, I'm glad you think you're hot, okay? And you have all the evidence pointing to the fact that you're super hot.

You're not hot enough to be flashing your dog to the camera, you know? This poor crew doesn't need that from you, okay? Get some shorts on, sir. This is 2023. I hope you wear shorts. Um, uh, yeah, he's like, I hope you dress. And then he's like, yeah, you know, it pulls her any. I'm a he back up and he saw this dog in his face and times like, it was dramatic.

So then Captain Lee's like, and Mr. Orlando, this is the captain speaking. Welcome back, Captain. Great. Thanks. Thank you, sir. It's good to be back. Not that you asked how it was to be back, but I assume that's what you were thinking. But can I see you in my quarters, please? All right. How you doing, buddy? Say hug. And phrase, it was like, oh, so good to see you. Could miss grief. And Captain says, you know, this is just small talk,

basically. He's like, you don't look any worse for the wear phrase. And phrase is like, oh, well, I can't wear anything at this point. I'm just picking up the wear. I'm humongously fat. Pinch. Give it to pinch. I've almost fattened out of baby gap. It's horrific.

So, so then the other time I had this new cast member, Leanne, not related to Leanne Wilmaque, although maybe who knows. She actually put this Leanne in that Leanne Wilmaque air and they are actually, they're kind of the same person. Oh, it all makes sense now. No, I like this Leanne. I like this Leanne because she looks like

one of the daughters from like Fiddler on the roof and I can just imagine her fucking half the orchestra. Like I've known this girl before, you know? It's like a little rascal. If I were a rich man, I'd fuck everyone. I don't know what the boys that was, but either way, I'm gonna ask someone in the audience to Photoshop this Leanne onto Leanne Will Max Hair,

and then we're gonna see what it really looks like in the end. So that's a question for the audience. So we can't say Rachel. And she's speaking around the corner to tell Leanne, they want tropical cocktails and shit. And Leanne's like, oh, you're talking to me, she's so crazy to me. Leanne, I'm so excited to be there

and so excited to get any attention that doesn't involve someone's dick on her Tinder. Yeah. And she's very squeaky because Rachel gave her some instructions of what she wants and Leon's like, Cleager, it's a bleager. I was like, whoa, whoa. So then Hailey's talking to Leanne and the cabin

and she's like, oh, such a shame you haven't been here a whole time. I'm gonna touch all the best ways to masturbate on Instagram for Ben and Leon's like, how are we disease? I know Ben, I'm, I'm, I'm just on touch you all the best ways to masturbate on Instagram for bin and Leon's like how are we these? I know bin, I'm, I'm just on Tinder with bin. She's like, oh fuck off I was being here at a call about that. Welcome to Sodden, Gomorrah. All right, what kind of toothbrush do you use to it? So they talk about Ben a little and then I like that the editors are really starting to scare us

that they're gonna move Leanne into Frazier's job. Because when Rachel's like, all right, what they want is a bunch of tropical cocktails and shit and I'm telling you that because you know how to bartend. And then they cut to Captain Lee like thinking deeply. Like, oh, maybe I should move her into the top cocktail

making spot. So then we got to praise him. I like being a commodities. I like it and cut in the rain. I mean, what else? I like making love at midnight. And whatever rhymes with rain, you know what I really don't remember the rest of it. I think I just fell asleep because it was midnight. Who the hell is gonna be staying awake after dancing at midnight?

Not me, that forgot damn sure. All I know is that I just cheated on my wife, but luckily it turned out I cheated on my wife with my wife so we can just ignore that problem in our relationship apparently, according to the song. So now Fraser goes down to talk to Rachel and he's like, Rachel, would it be possible to have lunch before three?

And she's like yes, but the Caribbean cocktails thing is appearing. So do you know what you're doing as far as panning? I mean not in general because I know you don't But you know what you're doing with the drinks and he's like well, welcome up with something I've got to steal drama come and get you so He is excited because he got a steal drummer. Yes. He's like one of those people who can't make a drink, but it's very thrilled to have ordered something on the phone.

And he's like, we've got a lot going on today. I've got a steal drummer coming on board. I say, do you work with fat people? Thank God, come on board. All right, we've got a cocktail pairing. I've never done a cocktail pairing. We are letting guests choose what they want to do. Why? I'll never know. But we've got to cater to their needs.

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grab some impossible beef or patties and get grilling. So, um, uh, so now Rachel's making her lunch and everything and Leanne, Leanne's really gossipy. She's strong, she wants to get the bottom of everything so she's asking Haley, she's like, so, who would tap with Haley? And Haley is like, oh well, Ben hooked up with this awful blonde lady, pretty much like a brim with big eyes, and I was kind of looking up at her, but you know, you're

here now, so I'm sure he'll move on to you. And she's like, oh, you know, I've never been in a situation where another girl has been involved, and I don't know where we stand But it's fucking yawning and he how serious can it possibly be for reals? I know this is just shows you how ridiculous this show is because Hayley's like I mean you've only got eight days Really? All right, I'm sorry. Can you put a lift it up and they would take days like it's eight days And they're gonna make this into the biggest relationship drama ever, you know. So then we got down to the mess and Haley, Frazier, and La, Leanne are eating.

So Haley's like, so how long were you on your last row? And it's four years and she's like, wow, second or chief. And you just see Frazier like dancing up. She's like, well, I ended this chief and that was good fun. And Frazier tells us, well, I I ended this chief and that was good fun! And Fraser tells us what I'm a little concerned with how much my, oh how much experience my stew is caught because she's a chief and I'm after chief now, this is my boat and if she can be open and do what's told of her she'll have no issues. If she doesn't, she'll be, and I'll just die in a barn like the Calthetia. Just need me to the Apertuan, slaughter me, and tune me into meat for American hamburger

at this point. Just render me in fries and potatoes. Look how hideous I am. Look at me, there's monstrous block of cheese of a human. So everyone kept the sky lounge immediately, and as a reminder, the sky lounge has nothing to do with the sky. Just call the sky lounge. It's just higher than the water. So, I'm alien.

I do have anything disgusting to start us off. I'd love to be grossed out to open this first meeting back. She's like, I'm sweating my dits off. All right, thanks for that. All right, well, things are a little different than what I left, as you can see, I'm here. So thank you all for cooperating with Captain Noetal. Okay, thanks for whoever picked out

that super inspirational font she's using over her own headshot right now on Instagram to talk about how much better she is, better she is than, you know what, I fucking wish. I'm gonna pass that off to the other captain fan I you know I I haven't been on the boat for a while so my pep talks are little rusty at the moment so I'll just

peppering a bunch of goddamn clean the windows and some kiddos okay seriously Sandy really did a captain Sandy I mean how dare he she really did us a solid by coming in here and firing half my staff without telling me an awarding Fraser a master's degree, she printed out online. So thanks for that. Yeah, and congrats Fraser.

She apparently also, uh, made you, uh, a reverend. So now you can do weddings. Congratulations. So, well, I wasn't pleased to leave. I'll tell you that much. I was madder than the McCadian, Ariana fan at TomTom, but I'll be damned if I don't finish.

So now the, now here come the guests, guests are showing up because everyone's lining up and you're coming to guests at a bunch of bros. Well, and the, the last minute cleaning and we have the primary is Jake.

I don't know, I don't know if there was two jakes, because there's some jokes, there's two jakes. There's Jake and Jake, yeah. There's a lot of jakes. There's Jake and Jake, but there's also an angel, and there's also like an albond or albron or something like that. So Katie's like, you meet frappies like this, like all the time and like, and like, they're going to be loud and obnoxious and like, they're, you know, they think

they're gonna be like amazing and you can't go like down the street without seeing a bunch of them. So to me, I'm like, all right, I feel like we're back in South Florida. I guess I'm just like the hot one that they all love now. I guess, right? Yeah, I mean, they're gonna be like, if it's back in my eye, I mean, they're gonna be like so loud and obnoxious

in the streets. I'm like, no respect, right? Thank God, they respect really hot chicks. Okay. Like me. So in the little boat tour, the usual standard boat tour, people deciding where to sleep and everything. Fraser hates them.

Fraser's like, oh, here's something that you would like. The roof opens up so you can see up into the hot tub, you dish bags and joy bags. That's way if you can see up into the hot tub. You do spags. Enjoy that. That's why if one of you is in the hot tub, another one of you can look at your fat asses. So then I leave Port and Captain Lee is like, well, being behind the wheel feels like where I should be. It's like a riding a bike, but a very big bike that someone else was just writing and change the handlebars on the brakes. Got some pink frills coming out of the handles of this goddamn steering wheel now, but you

know what, I'm just going to roll with it because that's what you do. It used to be a tricycle, but someone took off that third wheel and so now it's just like a really strange bike kind of going in circles. Great to be back on this bike with Post-it note stuck all over the screen that say, Wendy, and you can do it, I believe in you, you won't always be a failure, heart-s. Yeah, it's weird. So then the guys are asking for like a Wi-Fi password, the guests, and they say whatever the password is, and the guy... Fat fat fat fat fat 37. I asked him for like a Wi-Fi password, the guests, and they say whatever the password is, and the guy,

fat fat fat fat fat 37. The guy's like, yeah, you know what my Wi-Fi password is? It's suck my dick. Why so aggro for your Wi-Fi password? Like why, what, who are you, why are you so angry at your redder? It's actually helping. So thank you for saying four shackles, we're getting up! So we're getting some weird vibes, right?

Cause one Jake, one of the Jake, I guess is the primary and so he's gonna get a big bet. Well, I'm not sure if he's the primary, but he has like a plenty big bet. But then this really pretty lady is like, oh yeah, I like this room too. I could just sleep on your couch. What's that?

Yeah, so it was already weird, because like, it's already weird. It's already weird. Nobody rents a private yacht to sleep on a couch. And at this time, I didn't really write it down because I didn't know anyone's relationship to anyone else. I was trying to figure everything out. Even though there was things that said,

like it's Crystal, Jix, it's similar. I was still like, huh, what? I'm'm confused I was making a chicken at the same time so it was a little distracted so I was like okay whatever so then so now Rachel is showing Leanne the pairing menu for launching everything and Rachel's like his guests are crazy they're requested a seafood extravaganza and also paired on top of that beverages, but like extremely hammered guests do not pair well with a pairing menu. Ah. Yeah, she's like, what did she say?

She said, they're like, woman, I wanna get the fuck out there and breed. I don't know what that means. I think Rachel says so many like things that I think normally are, I don't know, screamed on the street outside a raw stress for less by someone, you know, you're trying to keep away from your car.

Yeah. You know, she's like, oh, man, that's a tasting menu. Because they're like, yeah, I'm going to fuck all of you. Yeah, it's going to be like straight. Like, oh, okay. So then, I think it's angel, it could be wrong, but like, he orders a drink and one of the bros is like, because by the way, all my notes are like bro,

bro one, bro two, bro three. So bro one is like, hey, have you ever ordered a single in your life? He's like, what? What a child. I was like, you know you're out of, you don't have to get doubles, you're out of yacht, you just, it's unlimited.

Yeah, I don't, it's so weird. You know, one time someone said, my dad, he was like, you know, Ronnie. I love you and I'd love how Proud you are and like how confident you are. I just have a question. I hope you don't get offended I was like, no, I won't get offended. What is it? He's like Why do you always have to tell people you're gay? I said, what do you mean? He's like within the first minute of meeting someone you make a reference to being gay and

I was like because you have to kind of test out, I said, first of all, I didn't notice I did that, but I do do it, you know? And I think it's because you want to make sure they're not going to beat you up, or like if they have some kind of prejudice or something like that and are not going to like you, I want to get it out there first,

so I don't have like questions later on. You don't ever want to like, are you, I love gay people. You don't know when wants that, you know? So my whole point in this story is, we know your douchebags. You don't fucking have to tell us all the time. I feel like I need to send my dad over there and be like,

hey, why do you guys feel the need to tell everybody that you're a douchebag in the first minute, you mean? We know, okay? Yeah, and I'm not sure that even all know each other because then we see some bros sitting down and they're like talking and he's like So what do you do another bros like yeah? Well, I worked in IT for about 12 years before jumping ship and no pun intended. I was like wow hilarious

So and then Fraser is like we're doing a pairing you're doing all the drinks. I believe in you. And she's like, well, I just love how he's just passing every ball to Leanne while he's afraid that she's going to take his job. It's like you do all the big things. Yeah, so now she has to come up with a pairing for a Espacho and she's like a little stress and she's like, I'm a little stressed. I'm a little stressed in my teeth off. Like this shit is fucking daunting. Like I just jumped on and like I don't know

what Rachel's type of cooking is and like, then the other cocktail matter, it's not easy. I'm in the throwing the deep end. And that's like her thing is like saying, I've been throwing in the deep end. She's like, that's like her favorite phrase of the episode. Yeah, and phrases like, caramelized, what goes with caramelized?

Probably cinnamon, you know, they're just making sure that. Which is fine anyway, because these people don't fucking know. Anyone who says I want to tropical drink tasting when you probably doesn't know what they're talking about. That's also saying to me. It does sound normal to you.

You know more about stuff. No, no, no, it does not, it sounds stupid. And, but on top of that, it's also funny that these people are paying theoretically, even though they get to see on, because it's below deck. But if we're like to imagine this thing like a real yawning experience,

you're paying thousands of dollars for a pairing, that's just like the way they're just doing. You know, it's like, when you go for a pairing, you want like this usamalye, or you want the chef to do just like like all right the news do came on to her because she's gonna put something with your real spot show enjoy right the temp just got dropped off and is now pouring great fruit juice into every kind of the course you can find you know

so I'm at least oh sorry I can say my South African accent is just arranged today I apologize to everyone from South African. No, I'm not even trying. I can't find out. I don't even remember how I talked today. There's been so much rollo on and so much going on this week that I'm like, what does this girl even look like?

Now she looks like the girl who sings. Yeah, I'm old Mac. Well, I've won a dance or I hope you dance or whatever, the end will max. So thanks, Ben. So then Tyler is standing on the bed and making it. And he's like doing it where he's standing on one side of the bed, but then his leg is all the way stretching to the other side. And he's like breathing it. Just make the fucking bed, Tyler.

I don't need to prove that you're the best bed maker ever, just as the douche and just to me being gay. We know. Don't you know you're the best bed maker? We know don't you know you're the best bed maker Ronnie, but don't you know he grew up in a strict religious household We're being gay was it was not not really accepted. So don't you know that's like why he's making the bed that way That's like his thing. So I'll tell you what is accepted around here steal drum So the steal drummer is coming The best part about the seal drummer is the fact that he was delightful. Is the fact that then at lunch,

Rachel comes up to, Rachel is like, you know, she comes up, presents her food, and then Fraser presents the cocktails, and every time they present, they do their little spiel, and then they like, do this elaborate gesture with their hands, be like, and continue, Mr. Seal Drum. It's like their acting like it's Gustavo due to Mel over there in the like, and continue Mr. Steel Drum. It's like their acting like it's Gustavo due to Mel over there in the court are like, and continue.

And he's like, dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun. Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. We have here is a Gaspacho with tomatoes and cucumber in the standard style of Gaspacho. And continue, please. And then we find out very quickly who the worst is. Okay, I read his name down later, it not now,

but it's very, very obvious now who is the worst out of all of these guys. He's this big jackass, he's like, I want a tequila inside a tequila inside a tequila. Yeah, no. So then, Rach does locally grown tomato gazpacho, which is great.

I hate chint tomatoes. I hate when people put tomatoes in the mail. Please make sure this is grown close. I do not want any post office gazpacho. I must have a Saint Leeson tomato in this, please. Thank you. I want this tomato to be grown at the top of the pitons. And that is served with a gin and elder flour tonic,

which I'm not sure about. I don't know. I don't know. Like, I mean, gin is sort of like floral, it's gardeny. I don't know. What would you serve with a gazpacho? I think a gazpacho probably doesn't matter as much, right? Like, what are you gonna serve?

Like, I would serve like a garlic infused, something, you know, like a little Italian. Like a little Italian there. Also, I feel like a spacho is like, I could be wrong, cause I actually know very little about Caribbean cuisine, but, you know, I'm sure there's a Caribbean Gospacho, but I just think the idea of we're gonna serve a Caribbean cuisine and here's a Gospacho

with a gin drink. I mean, this is a plain non-Caribbean dish. I would just serve it with a martini glass filled with cooked pasta and then, you're gonna call it it. Just don't even try, just sell it. Just give like a, I don't know, just make just different like a month's later,

or something. I don't know. I'm a month's later, just do everything for a fun record. A grasshopper. Because that shit goes with everything. So Haley is like, oh my God, it's literally cocked here, left to cock,

left to cock, left Things will be broken later. I just happen, it's not my, so. And so then, and then Ben is talking about how things can be so awkward with Leanne. And he's like, obviously, I've got this connection with the Camille. And I'm going to see her in a week's time. And Leanne, we had an amazing connection online. And I just, I know I'm going to see her in a week's time and Leanne we had an amazing connection

online and I just I know I'm going to have to talk to both of them about each other like Leanne. I was dating this really vapid, generally stupid and not an interesting person but she's hot. So Nima vaginal picks from you at least not on the TV show thank you very much, probably something like that. And he is loving this bump up to leading man status, you know, because with Camille, he was already like doing the hair flicks and the serious eyes and like that. Yeah. The speedo competition or whatever the hell that was on track where they had the strip and he's just like modeling it up. So he was already enjoying it, but now he's like, cool, this is so difficult, everybody being in love with me. Oh god, why, God, why? Yeah, I still have not fully bought this fever.

I haven't caught this fever. I haven't caught this fever. I don't have a fever. I don't have a fever. I don't have the fever. No, that's a been fever. So people are liking the food and then Katie, someone else around the boat, Katie's like,

I have to shave my legs tonight, so hairy. Uh, not one, Miami. So now we get prawn and chili oil and coconut with a rum fruit punch. Again, don't get it. So Ross is like, all right, well, we should blow this banana more. It's great for sitting on Katie.

She's like, yeah, I'm gonna shave my legs Still talking about shaving my legs I don't think you understood what I meant by sit on the banana. Am I just wasting material? God, I just came just came So then Captain needs just sitting in his chair up in his office the real house, whatever he's like there we go Come to papa almost 30 knots. He's like, there we go. Come to Papa, almost 30 knots. There we go. There we go. He was good to be back.

So water toys, time for water toys. Water toys and douchebag. It's like, I want that banana in the water. So it gets in the water. And then, Liam is telling Lee that she hasn't stopped I guess you're working basically. She's like as long as they're having fun You know cuz he says how you doing kid? Oh, and so I could just have her stopped as long as they having fun And hey, he's like I they're enjoying themselves and he's like, oh oh yeah, these guys are fun, huh? Great job, Leanne. Thanks so much for everything.

So then they're doing canopies. Frazier's like, Jake, we're doing canopies first, seven, then we're on to dinner. And the captain will be joining you tonight. Is that correct? Is that correct? I'll tell Leanne, she'll have everything prepared for you. Also, I have these specialty sunglasses

that way you can talk with me without actually having to look at my fat hideous body. So Tony sees Michelle Rachel in the hallway and they're doing, he's like, oh, you're stressed. Let me do some massage for you. He's massaging her. She's like, all right, well I'm a side. You too. Okay, it's getting awkward. Who's singing the pussy song? Who's singing that? That's you. You too. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Leanne's still trying to get the juice. She's like, so, like, what's all the juice you gossip? What's the gossip? And she's like, who's hooked up with you? Why is he soaking up with you? And Ben's like, well, there's like two stews

that have been let go so far. And she's like, oh, and you hooked up with one? Is that true? You hooked up with one? And Katie goes, oh, be naughty. Oh, naughty Ben, oh, you say she's not a baby. Yeah. And he's like, you know, she's not. Oh, he's not. Oh, not he's not. Yeah, he's not.

And he's like, you know, she's cool. She's cool, flicking his hair. And so she leaves. She goes back to the galley. And then Tony's telling us, I know there's more drama coming. Because Camille is over there. And then all this sexual chemistry, you know, before you know it's going to go, boom! I just hope not in the cabin on my face

because he's always naked. Yeah, no, that's probably is what's gonna happen. So now the guests are getting ready for dinner and one of the bros asked one of the girls she's like, so how much time do you need? She's five minutes. That means 30 minutes. By the way, there's one girl on this group.

I think her name is Olivia, who could not be more miserable. I don't think, I don't know what's going, I do know why she's miserable. I don't know why she's with them, but she is upset the whole time. It's hilarious. She keeps zooming in on her. I'm gonna keep expecting her to like,

barf or cry or storm off, and she just sits there frowning. I don't know why it's funny to me, but I think she's just trying to keep up with these guys, because they're like, bro, bro, bro, drink strings. And they keep ordering drinks and she's trying to keep up with them. And this poor thing is about to just, I don't know how she's still standing, you know? And you know, you get that teary thing when you're drunk and she's just like It's just like moving back, moving like, like, blah, I'm gonna see, you know.

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We need to have the bananas. And he's like, yeah, well, it's not great for catching fish. I'll tell you that much. Ha, ha, ha. Yeah, he said, yeah, because he says, he's like, he's like, wow, it's a long island tradition that you can't have bananas on a fishing boat. It's bad luck.

You won't catch any fish. I mean, I think he said long island tradition. Maybe he meant a long-held tradition, now that I see that. I like the idea that it's a long island tradition. Like Billy Joel might write a song about it. Like that's equal to Downey's certain Alexis, like Down Banana, Alexa.

That banana got so drunk it crashed into a tree and then denied it. That banana datedle was married to a lady who owes to Top Chef for his season, isn't that crazy? That's bad luck. So deliver is delivered. Food is delivered. And the guys are trying to make wacky, you know, jokes with the captain.

And they're trying to make like gay things. He's like, are you sitting too close to you now, guy? And he's like, not yet, Cap. Not yet. I'll let you know. Yeah. And, I'm just making a salt and crust. He's like, not yet, Cap. Not yet. I'll let you know. Yeah, and I'm Rachel's making a salt and crust. This is why you tell people you're gay in the first five minutes.

By the way, shit like this, this guy. This guy, this guy, this guy, this guy, Matt. I'm a berries. You know, all these guys I've hooked up before. Let's be honest. So it doesn't count when you're a drunk man. It's true.

So now, at one point, Angel, the really drunk guy, he just like gives his dish to Haley. He's like looking down at the table but he just gives it to, he goes, here, you can take this. He doesn't even say you can take this. He goes, here, just take this away from me. And he gives it to her.

And she's like, this fucking guy, just take this away from me. Just shove it into my hand, phrase. Can you believe it? It's like just canning me in a toothbrush and saying do something with this without being sexy about it. And then we go back to the captain and he's like huh you got to not take it personally, huh guys? Because people come up to me all the time and say hey can I see your banana? I said said, I don't think so, buddy. Ha, ha, ha. So now Rachel brings up this big old fish, big old salt and crusted brands, you know,

and they're doing this whole elaborate presentation, pulling the crust off of it and everything, and they just keep cutting to that one girl who's like, miserable and wasted. And she's like, the last thing she needs right now is brands, you know, in front of her face she's Yeah, oh god, and they're just so boring the captain's trying to stay into it But it's just lame the sky's like I'm moving from Florida to Chicago and you know I moved to trade and not trade

But I got three kids so what are you gonna do right what are you gonna do? So then Then we find out that the primary Jake is sharing a cabin with his sister-in-law, but now everybody thinks they're fucking, right? Because they're like, this is so weird. Who does this? Yeah, like they're clearly having sex, right? So phrases like ultimately, we have no idea

who these people are, what the situation is after they, but that they're getting into after dark. But sometimes something doesn't really add up in the sense that what is this relatively attractive woman doing with this relatively unattractive man who's not even her husband? I don't know, things aren't adding up. Yeah, and the captain's still telling stories.

He's like, well, when anyone asks me how me and my wife met, she says through friends, but she always says, he doesn't even remember the first time you met me. Isn't that a whims of my rhyme? I'm too close to you now, buddy. I'll tell you, Captain. I'll let you know. Whoa, whoa, whoa.

This is how straight guys act when they're alone. Yep. This is the kind of conversations they have. This is what happens. So meanwhile, Haley is cleaning in downstairs, and she finds Olivia's chicken cutlets. And Olivia's were like touching her boobs, like, hey, where'd my chicken cutlets go?

And then Haley's just dangling them. She's like putting them on her own boobs. Yeah. And yeah, that was funny. Olivia's like, where are my boobs? Where are my bits? So, Panna Cotta is served and Ross asked Katie, what do you think of the new crew dynamics?

And she's like, well, it's definitely awkward. Like, it doesn't seem like Ben really knows what to do. And I agree with like flirting at work. It's like, I don't know. And then she tells us, it's so evident that we have this connection and it's getting stronger, stronger. Today's go on and Russ cut to Russ going,

I just want that physical fun. I know. I love how she was talking about how they have such a deep connection when all he did was say, so what do you think about the new crew? The new Stu, basically. Yeah, we are so connected.

It's just like, I just feel like this is more serious than just playing around at work. And he's like, honestly, I just haven't had enough sex recently. It's time to head. That's all. Yeah. And she's like, yeah, it's serious.

And he's like, no, it's never enough. It's really not regular enough. And so then he's massaging her. And he's like, yeah, that's serious. And he's like, no, it's never enough. It's really not regular enough. And so then he's massaging her. And he's like, you want to fuck? You want to just go somewhere and fuck right now. He's like, oh my God, we are so getting married soon. This is such a deep, rich relationship. So now there's just more drunkenness at the table,

like Angel and Captain Lee are taking photo together. got to Angel's kissing Captain Lee's forehead. And then the evening kind of, well then we have Ben and Leanne cleaning up and they're sort of like flirting and talking about social media. I didn't really catch what they said. I went back to the computer and I was like, I'll give up. Yeah, it's like, he's flirting. He's like, you messaged me on Instagram and said I couldn't help myself. I hate to send a message She's like you like you like didn't he's like this and I couldn't resist adding you on here

Just oh really if I didn't let's see if you reply to it and he said I did reply I said hey looks like you're a yardy also Oh, being so now the guests are in the hot tub and they're just getting wet again, drink, drink after drink, after a drink, and then they also want food. Like, have we got some food? It bends like, where the shit's going to bed? You only have decans right now who are kind of flitting with each other because she ate it

in the first and the social media. If you know what I'm saying, do you want sandwich? Um, listen, I can serve you something if you're hungry for undeniable sexual appeal. Listen, I can serve you a Julia Roberts hair sandwich because that's what I have on hand. If you'd like to see what Julia Roberts smile tastes like Come to me Thanks for bringing my Julia in here. God, I just love her. He does kind of have Julia Roberts I've been trying to fear like what What celebrities here he has and I feel like it's Julia Roberts in in a certain movie

But it's not and I it's not right. I always think of Julie Roberts with big curly hair. Yeah, but like sometimes like in Ocean's 11 her hair is just like Ben has that thing. You know how she like doesn't add she doesn't really ever change her acting. She's always kind of the same. She like changes her hair. She's like in this film, I'm still Julie Roberts. I'm so gonna do this. But I'm gonna have straight hair this time. Yeah, it's almost like he almost has... He almost has... I can't even place it. I keep on going back to judging Amy, but her hair's curly, so it's not her. Yeah, you're thinking of a lot of curly hair.

I have like a spider-dawaii- I have like a spider-daw. I love you, Georgie Amy. Great show. Love you, Anne-Tine, Daily. Your mother on that show. Both did great work. Oh, no, that's the one. Yeah, judging Amy.

Yeah, okay, it's gonna move on. So a lot of important things going on here. They're drinking things. They're making beds. Super, super big episode. So he has the hair of Georgie on sisters. That's what he has the hair of. Well, I came out of the closet.

I'm not really ever watching that one. So Patricia Calumber here. And I'm not doing that just to make a sister's reference, even though I enjoy making sister's references, but he does sort of have Patricia Calumber here. And I think if you look it up, you will see. You know, when you put your child on the plane and then they're alone and the captain's like,

I'll take care of them and then the plane lands and your kid comes off and you're like, I'm glad you made it here. That's how I feel when you finish, when you finally figure out who's hair you're trying to describe Wait Oh wait, I have a better one. He almost has had a hot cop here

Wait a minute can I ask you something? I'm sorry audience. This has nothing to do with the show again, but I Read some comments. I think it was on Kate Casey's Facebook group. A post that's almost like something's going on at the Today Show because Hoda hasn't been there and no one's saying anything. And then somebody at Joanna Guthrie, I think that's who they said, Joanna Guthrie had to leave early today and didn't even say why. What's up today? What is up? It's something going on at the Today Show. I need say why. What's up today? What is up?

It's something going on at the today show. I need to know. Savannah got three. Uh, maybe, uh, well, you know, daylight savings time is coming up. And so maybe today shows reassessing what time it is. Is that so bad? I don't know.

Also, no, by the way, I literally just found out who Ben has the hair. Oh, I found it. I found it. Okay, you, you the way, I literally just found out who Ben has the hair. Oh, I found it. I found it. Okay. You give your answer, then I'll give my answer. And everybody's going to be their minds are going to be blown. What? I have my final answer. I have my final answer of who Ben has the hair of. Our vice president. Kamala Harris. Oh, not a bad call. That's actually a very good call. So here's the reason all that stuff happened on CNN.

Hota's daughter had an illness. She had a health scare. And so she was gone, she was hospitalized. She was gone. And Al Roker says that Hota will be fine. And you know who I trust? Besides you, Al Roker. Trust Al Roker. He did she done his wife, I you, al-roker, trust al-roker. He did she done his wife, I believe, but do trust him.

I'm not married to him. I'm just happy that I feel like I feel, I feel like my final answer about Ben's hair, I feel like that is my final answer. I think it's a good hair to Hota Kotby, and that got us to our VP. It's a good hair answer. It's a good hair answer, yeah.

So God, I feel like this shows over, like the mystery solved. It's a good hair answer. Yeah. So God, I feel like the show's over. Like the mystery solved. It's up to mysteries or solved at what episode? So then they're going to bed and bed and text again. No, I was to meet you, hey, a flick. And then she's like, let me do a good bite part. But it's not like the emoji heart. It's the actual, like a bra greater than me.

Yeah. Oh yeah. You get a gun blue. Oh, the watch is said. Here's what I found. Here's what she's like, here's what I found about his hair. It's like shut up. Oh, I'm on him of it. So now it's morning and Fraser is like, Leon, look how tired she was when she wrote this. She really is great though, because it's the whiteboard. And it's just like, okay, did the toilets, did the drinks, got everybody to bed, went and wiped every single guest ass,

made up with Ben, wrote a love story, cleaned the deck, and then it just like starts going sideways. It's like red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, she did everything, but they're just like laughing because she misspelled Moscow Mule. It's going sideways. It's like red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red was terrible at school, so I felt like a failure. And so insecure. But I have to remind myself, I'm the baddest bitch on board. Also, I'm the baddest bitch on board. Oh, I'm the baddest of myself, I'm hideous. So, I don't know why the captain,

why does the captain say his next line, do you know why? Well, before he does that, Ross sneezes and Tony goes, go zoomed in! Ross is like, thank you, Tony. Thank you for that. So then Captain Lee is looking at the charts. And it's like, he's like, huh. And he goes, hmm, things that make you go, hmm.

I was like, wow, I was not expecting Captain Lee to make a CNC Music Factory reference. I was not expecting Captain Lee to make a CNC Music Factory reference I mean we just did that last week yeah Captain Lee's break did him did him good you know I heard some great music from the era of 1990 to 1992 and I have to say not only things that make you go hmm but you know, they call them make you go, God damn it. I've got the power. Okay. I got the power and They call Mr. Vane Just because I got the power doesn't you call him Mr. Vane and everybody everybody How's that all them I love that song?

I love that song. Everybody. Everybody. Everybody. Everybody. Everybody. Everybody. Listen, hey, strike it up. Strike it up.

These are all just different popular dance songs of that era. Oh, yeah. All right. By bands such as Black Box and that's CNC Music Factory and others that can be found on Wikipedia. Thank you very much. Sorry, Ronnie could join you on that one. Unfortunately, he was raised on showtunes and jazz singers. I know what I want and I want you. I'm Mr. Vane. So, um, yeah, so the Ross and the captain are talking Ross comes up and he's like they were up late last night and he goes,

yeah, they were stronger than I thought they were last for sure. Well, we were keen to do a beach setup, but the weather's getting nasty and he goes, damn it, it would be nice for the weather to cooperate for God damn once. I've got a plane ticket in my pocket for you, Mother Nature. You're ranted. Be. Just for once, I just want to say to Mother Nature, be my lever. Won't you be my lover? La-da-da-da-da.

Jeez. Anybody have a question about the weather? I've got one. Hey, weather. What is law? You know what, if people have such a problem with this yacht. They can just take a bus and set specifically the Venga bus. The Venga bus is coming and everybody's jumping from New York to San Francisco and

every plane think we go. So they are the goddamn wind is blowing and he goes they don't call him the wind islands for nothing or something So Haley's back hurts and Jake is up in shirtless You know he's much more tolerable shirtless. I have to say he's pretty cute Jake I love a nice described person I love someone that could rob a bank and I wouldn't be able to pick them up and align up You know he is cute except he looks like he has a discarded Game of Thrones sigil on his back with that tattoo.

It's like some terrible, yeah, it's like a flower. Is he like of the Martels or the, not the Martels, you know, the. Former ITs. Former ITs are gonna take over this goddamn kingdom. What was the name of that lady who did the poison? You know her name, the old guy, the Diana Rigg family. That's what he looked like. It was me.

It was me who did it. Tell the other traders. It was me who did it. So Haley's back hurts. Jake is up in shirtless. He's hot. He slept well. I don't care. I don't know why I'm writing this down. Nothing happened. By the way, in case you couldn't tell, nothing happened this episode. Literally nothing happened. But we're just work, but it's, but we'll make it five hours anyway. In the nothingness, that's where we find everything. So, Ross, yeah, Ross is telling Fraser that because the conditions they have to cut down on this beach

picnic that they can be doing, because it's going to be so windy and things are going to blow away. So, Fraser's like, okay, well, we can do games on the beach and stuff, because I was bracing, we were very upset last week, because we saw the preview that we saw that they wanted to do games. We're like, we already had the game shit. We already had the game shit. We already had the game bullshit. So I was already at this point. Not only was I mad that nothing was happening, but that we were going to have to sit through

another like Olympics with the staff. So I was already in a bad mood. Yeah, you know, and we went off on it yesterday, literally all day about Bravo just reusing the same shit over and over again, and you're making your own show-stale. If you don't have enough content to make new below decks fresh and interesting, then stop making new below decks.

We don't need 37 episodes a day, and they certainly don't all need to involve the crew playing Olympic games with the fucking deckies, you know? Come on, guys. So Fraser is, as Fraser is, of course, making Leon go to the beach. And he's like, I've been gifted the wonder of someone with chieftes to you experience,

and for once I've stepped back and I've trusted. And boy, if I learn the hard way, this is my responsibility to lead and delegate. I didn't see that at first, so an amazing lesson to learn. Am I eating this ice cream, or is this ice cream eating me? I just looked at some ice cream and I now have gained 45 pounds. I'm disgusting. So hello, Frazier, Mr. O'Lander. Would you please come to my window? I'm out of dance music now.

Here I am. I'm a little fair. Get ready. Okay. Listen. I've been pulmonary through that mallet from the mind these mail. Alright. Because I will be the one to hold your hand. Kiss you so hard. I'll take your breath away, but also you need to attend to some things in my cabin. And when I went to my

cabin, there was nothing there. So I basically got dry cleaned this morning. if you know what I'm saying, you don't know what I'm saying, but just think of what it is, and then whatever it was, you thought, if that's what happened. Night and white dirty, sting, mimimimimim. So Fraser's like, I would definitely not let that happen again. Never ever, how could that happen?

That's happened a lot on your watch. Actually, where things aren't right in the captain's cap. It happened with Sandy at the beginning. And it happened with Lee, didn't it? Wasn't this the year that Lee's shirt came back? Yeah, teeny tiny. teeny tiny. Yeah, you have form fitting.

Slime cut. So then Angel is like, I'm covered in bruises. And like, why? And then the dick weaves, I'm covered in bruises. And like why? And then the dick, the dick weed's like, that ice coffee is unacceptable. So he's woken up really grumpy because they're all super hungover. And Lee, Katie, Ben and Ross are bringing supplies to the, no not Lee, Leanne. I'm not sure.

I'm not sure. I'm not sure. Yeah. And Leanne's saying, I think that for each is trying to challenge me. I'm always big threereading in the deep end. And, like, my whole life has been a challenge. I was put on this earth when I, like, to deal with challenges that feels like. Like, when I was 15, my parents got a divorce, and then I dropped out of school, and then I was a beach bomb,

and then I was like living on the streets, and then I found yachting. So, you know, not enough time to give a two-back store, so I just decided they said, Hey, the producers said, Hey, these are your backstores you can have. You got a key inachting, so you know, uh, not enough time to give a true backstories So I just decided they said hey the producers said hey these are your backstories you can have you got a key in Fort Law to deal You were you the saved by Yachting or you Your mom wasn't there when you were a child and used to drive your siblings to school when you were 60 years old So I chose living on the streets here. I you I really loved watching girls My whole fucking life. It's been a challenge. I feel like I was put on the surf to learn the hard way and then it cuts to a picture of a little girl holding a cat.

It's like the hardest life I've literally ever seen on television. I was like what happened to the cat? Did the cat choke on the canobines on the street? Like, what happened to the cat? I need to know. That was a very important part of this story. It's a hard way. She learned the hard way. Okay, so also, they're on the beach.

Now, Fraser has sent them to the beach. They're supposed to have a bar and snacks, I think, while the Olympic things are going on. There's no shade on the beach. So she goes, do we have canopies? And Katie's like, no, they said not to bring them. She says, no, but the sun, I mean, look, the sun right there. Like, I don't know, I don't know, kid. So someone's gonna have to stand there with no shade.

Yeah. And then meanwhile, Fraser's on board, because the guests aren't there yet, and he's just trying to get to the bottom of the situation with Crystal, the sister-in-law. So, the sleeping arrangements, who's sleeping with who, who's thinking what room is she like, oh yeah, well angels with so and so and that, there are Olivia's with that Jake and so on Jake is with that girl.

And then I'm just with my, you know, I'm just with my brother-in-law. I'm like, oh, okay. And so brother, oh yeah, he's like a brother, oh, and how are you related again? Just speak slowly and into the mind of the pair. It's not I don't have a microphone here. This flower is not recording anything that I'm going to be playing back to the rest of the crew right now. Thanks. She's like, well, Jake is married to my best friend who's basically my sister. Okay, so she's not your sister, Emma. And so he's like, and where is she? Have you murdered her?

It's okay if you have, I really won't tell anybody. I'm really... I'm fat anyway, so no one hears when I speak. He's like, she's in Chicago with the babies. Oh! So he's married to a lady from the Midwest with babies, and but he's out here with lady from the Midwest with babies, but he's out here with you, a ravishing female named Crystal in his, but got it, got it. So she couldn't come because of the babies.

And she's like, right, I guess. Hmm, that's so interesting. He has no gameplay at all, you know, it's just face. This is all she hears. Sluts, sluts, sluts, sluts, sluts, sluts, sl all, you know, it's just face. This is all she hears. Sluts, sluts, sluts, sluts, sluts, sluts, sluts, sluts, sluts. Oh, sluts, sluts, sluts. Okay. Would you like some more sluts?

I'll be back. There's like a telegram downstairs that Hailey's sitting by. It's like wartime. He's like, oh, I'm getting a message from Fraser. He says, he's a sluts, sluts, sluts, sluts, sluts, sluts, slut, slut, slut, slut, slut, slut, slut, slut, slut, slut, slut, shakago, stop, I'm f**k. I just came, I just came, Ross comes in like, I'm just phished.

It's a phished, slut, sleeping with him. So then, the asshole guy is like, I'm sober, this is unacceptable. And Fraser's like, yes, I don't like you when you're sober. It's an EU, and I don't, this is unacceptable. And Fraser's like, yes, I don't like you in your sober. It's an EU, and I don't like this EU. Yeah, so now, so what's her face? Leanne wants the gazebo.

And so Ross, Ross, they're radio in for the gazebo, and Ross then goes to Fraser and is like, can we have a gazebo? Because they want a gazeboibo and Fraser's like, but it's games in the bar. And Ross, like, I've noticed that with Leon joining the group with her having been achieved too previously that they're maybe the slightest power struggle in the department.

You know, the old classic, she wants a good Zibo. He's like a little man on a good Zibo. It's getting out of control. How do you not understand how a bar would need a shade, would need some kind of shade on a beach, sir. It's ice, it's cold drinks, and no one wants to drink. What's wrong with you?

What's wrong with Fraser? I think Fraser was given a raise too quickly. I don't care what anybody says. Fraser needs to be demoted at this point. So he's like, fine, give them one, just fine, give them one. So he gets all pissed off. And he's like, oh, is the chief stew trying to get

a chief stew boots on? Because that's not one thing that's needed that wasn't packed. There's not one thing they need that wasn't packed on there. And people shouldn't be getting creative. That's my job. And furthermore, I'm not going gonna pay a lot for this muffler. So, they bring me canopy. They, they, 10, 15 minutes later,

no, 35 minutes later, the canopy is going out there. And they go out there. And by the way, I'm the boat, Rachel goes, hey, can I get a, can I get a bloody Mary and a bloody Mary and Frashikos? What does that mean? You I get a bloody Mary and a bloody Mary and Frisha goes, what does that mean? You go, two bloody Mary's.

Sorry, I thought my slang was catching on, I guess it didn't catch on, sorry. So they do a gazebo setup, big deal, huge deal. And Ben is like, oh, oh, he, oh, he says, uh, to Leon. He's like, oh, flick hair, flick hair. Katie found the message that you missage first last night. What do you think about that? Remember when you missage me first? And she goes, no, he missage my first.

It's like, of course, he's making it sound like he, he messaged you first. Ha, ha, ha, ha. I was like, just, I think it's really weird that they're flirting because like he messaged you first. Ha ha ha ha. I was like just- I think it's really weird that they're flirting because he's not being truthful. He's obsessed with Kimmy all. He needs to be clear with her

because this girl is creating more and more feelings towards him and is getting crushed. You definitely can have your cake and eat it. Are you kidding? You've literally sat there as an ice cream cake and watched Ross swallow a store-bought cake at the same time. You have put a colon on your head and said, I'm Cuckipus, like literally. So the epitome of the cake and the

hat of it too. So ice cream cake for those who know, if you know, you know. So Angel is talking to Fraser and he wants a double shot of, he goes, oh, he's just like sitting there. And Fraser sort of like nearby and he goes, double shot to Keela, thank you. And Fraser walks away and goes, I can't talk to a beaten ice, you've reached some of the bitch. Oh yes, he wants to move, he wants to move,

he wants to move, he wants to have a baby, no problem. Some of the bitch's stupid bitch. Actually, that's it, then I am, which is unbelievable. I didn't know that was physically possible. Oh, you sick little fuck. Go home. In fact, you will be tomorrow. So then-

I'm with you with that. Absolutely. I'm happy to give you an napkin, stupid fucking man. So Rachel is calling Fraser. She's like, ah, friend, you're right there. I'm right there. I'm right there. Everything is, right there, right there, right there, right there, right there, everything is on standby, ready to go.

KCDS are standing ready to be heated. And then it starts getting windy on the beach. They pack back on the tender and Haley's talking to Tyler while they clean. So Haley's like, oh, so I got some news. Josh is going to work the moment I get back. And Tyler's like, oh, your boyfriend, what does he do? She's like, he's a drill operator offshore. He's also a drill operator on

me in my vagina. Yeah. The ocean is my vagina. I'm saying if you're going to be, you're going to be operating that drill is going to be operating the drill inside of me you motherfucker I'm coming home with a stinky ass or I'll just pick with my finger. Sometimes I have my pussy of Marianna's trench. So this leads into some backstory for Tyler's now. I just yeah I want to say it's like you could see hailey be like anyway here's how I emotionally feel about the fact that I'm going to be arriving when my boyfriend is leaving. I feel thusly and it's like, here's Tyler's story instead.

Because Hailey doesn't have an emotional arc. I don't think in her life or on the show. She's just like, I'd rather be doing Botox right now. I said, I don't know why I'm sticking my finger up the ass masturbating. I could be doing that with the syringe in my hand, making $100 a minute. I feel like Haley plays Animal Crossing and tries to get the little animals to do perverted things. I just can see it.

Oh, guess what? I got that stupid little pig to come to my island. I'm trying to flate him, but he just walked inside and just left. That horse just gave the giraffe a dirty sandchose. I actually printed the words dirty sandshes and put it on my flag of my town hall and intended to take it down. Stupid pricks. So this, Haley, talking about her boyfriend, who's a drill operator, leads into Tyler's

backstory, which is... My dad is an RV pilot. My dad was never around. He's very emotionalist, and he only crawled when he's dead, or very traditional as this is what a man does. That's what he would tell me. This is what a man does. And every time I go home, he says, do you have a girlfriend? And I say no, dad. And then that's where it ends. All right. I feel for Tyler. I understand it. It's a real situation.

I want this to be resolved in the best possible way for him. Don't need the, I don't need the lateral updates. It's the same, it's like, I get it, I get it. Just come out at this point. It's just, for me, it's just the improv. It's the, he's a drill operator offshore and then to Tyler, go ahead. My dad is an RV pilot and he was never around. I know. What is this scene?

Makes the fucking bed. Make the bed without your feet on it. How about that? Let's start there. He does in the closet and that's his improv. But like he turns every conversation into his dad story. My dad's fewest that way. But listen, this bet, all I'm saying is this better be leading up to some phone call and coming out

or some scene, because if it doesn't, I'm gonna be so mad because it's like, it's kind of the same thing every week. My parents don't know yet. They don't know that I'm gay. I'm like, okay, well, that's a real situation, but like, come on now. Yeah. So then we got a captain in Rachel and he's like, I was smart to do it like this is

opposed to lunch out there because God, it's a real shit sandwich out there. She's like, yeah, I don't like serving shit sandwiches. Shit on your fucking face, motherfucker. You think, what, do you say something there? No. So, the pleasure comes in. That means like, by remember by remember the more bread you have the less shit you have to eat Wait, didn't this crossover from the metaphor into actual menu planning? I've been through some tough time kids

so I guess it's a beach games cornhole, etc. And The asshole guy is like a hate sin sand and I hate saltwater. So, so what are you doing on a fucking yacht? Then he like wins the game and is like, what does it like to not be me? But by the way, this is what I wanted to, this is what I was teeing up before. I was really apprehensive because like, oh god, another stupid forever segment about guests versus the crew. But actually, these were just games. And I was okay with that. I was like, oh, they're just playing Gornhold,

they're just playing stupid games. It wasn't a whole thing. It actually was like a really great beach set up. It looked like the best beach picking they've done all season long. So I was like, okay, pleasant leads a light that I did not just do an Olympic segment. Yeah.

So then back to the captain and Rachel. I'm scared. My emotional state about watching these kids. Yeah. This is what happened when I finally came out to my emotionless parents. I just, I want to be transparent on this podcast that I was expecting one thing and I was upset,

but then when it happened, I was actually perfectly fine. So thanks for, thanks for the time. Well, I like that they just mixed it. They were like, no, we're not doing that. We just did that last week. Yeah, let's just watch them run around. Yeah. So then back to Captain and Rachel, he's like,

wow, this is great. You know, I'm not detecting once until of negativity from one crew member to another. This is amazing. And Rachel's like, oh, because there is man, we just all know how already each other works. And all that shit talking I did with Sandy, I guess it's just gonna have to wait for a minute. But it'll be back.

It'll be back, motherfucker. I'm really impressed with the cohesiveness of this soul. I mean, credit goes to Sandy. She obviously did something right. I mean, she kind of answered the age old question, which was, who will save your soul? It's Captain Sandy apparently. Captain Sammy, she's a bitch, she's a lover, she's a mother, she's a whore, she's a sinner, she's a saint. I will not rhyme that lyric. It's number like this at this point in the season.

Everyone's dicks are down their dragon usually, but now it's great. So then we go to make me want to say like, Hey, yeah, yeah, yeah, hey, what's going on? I woke up in the morning, put my feet on the floor, got out of bed and saw that the castle crew was getting along and I said hey, where's going on? The fuck is going on? Fuck is going on, someone get Linda Perry in here.

God damn it! God! Perry in here. God damn it. God. You know what's a shame that Sandy can't be here every day. It kind of makes you want to know what if Sandy were one of us just a capped in along with us. So, so, so, so, so, so, so so so so go on go on Katie Emily and her hanging out and then Katie's like it's so crazy that like you're both on to this but Katie

No one cares about your stupid non-relationship with Ross stop trying to make this girl ask you about your relationship She doesn't care nobody cares. You're fucking pathetic. Stop trying to talk about it every five seconds by opening the door to Stupid relationships talk, okay? You're fucking pathetic. Stop trying to talk about it every five seconds by opening the door to stupid relationships. Talk. Okay? Stop it. Yeah. Sikiering about it. So she's like, yeah, it's like really crazy about on this motor you can do it.

And she's like, I don't know. I don't know what he's feeling. I mean, he's that they're showing off his boat. That's for sure. And he's like, hey, you're selling off your bond, Ron. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, you said he's selling off his butt. you're selling off your bod, Ron? Yeah, yeah, you said he's selling off his bod. You're selling off your bod. Yeah, you're totally right about that one. You know what being, hmm, he's totally doing it for me. I mean, he's like a smooth operator.

Such a smooth operator. Oh, gosh, loves, hey, hey, I see what you're doing there. I'm on 90s little fair music don't bring shadow into this okay you're new here you have to wait so then Rachel is asking Fraser how the beach is going and he's like I've got this feeling that everyone's hating it because I'm not there to make it amazing so so we'll see. And then it comes to everybody having the best time of their lives. Like the best beach, the best everything, it's just like wonderful, like the Leanne touch, you know.

They're doing potato sac races and you know that Fraser is gonna be furious when he finds out that they're jumping around in a car bag. I don't know. What are they mocking me now? They're mocking me. I mean, let's be honest, they're probably having the worst time ever at the worst picnic ever and they'll come back to me and they'll be so happy because they're just having a shitty, shitty, terrible time and then like cuts of the picnic and like the president, St. Lucie pulls over like his motorcade is like, you all look like

you're having such a wonderful time. I had to come up and say congratulations and welcome to our island. Anyway, I have to go on. I'm not going to use you for our tourism brochures. I know it cuts back and phrases like they're probably sobbing and begging for a helicopter to come pick them up, cut back. And I've brought Willie Noughton with me on the boat. Willie, come on up. Come on up, Will. Is that Meryl Streep coming up in a row of bush? Well, I saw you guys were having such a wonderful time. I just I had to join in

Why not to? And so Ross and Fraser he's like so what's going on at lunch and Fraser's like I don't know But I don't like that because they don't either but when they're ready on ready and Ross is like because he goes on ready Ross is like so this twinkle fingers again So let's see so the captain is alone and he's like, God, I would be nice to just have one fucking tender. One decent tender, God, where we could,

I'm not even gonna sing a song about that one, because I'm so mad about that. So then now Ben is texting Camille. He's like standing next to Leon and he's texting and he's like, hey babe how are you? And she's like, miss you. I'm just working right now, which just goes to show like how unfair this world is that Leigh Ant, that Camille, stupid Camille, he had fired and she finds a job right away when some people are like unemployed for months and months and months. This is what's wrong with, I would not even say America at the world.

Yeah, it's a worldwide phenomenon. It's a worldwide phenomenon that Camille can get hired before other people. So then, no, but she's not working, is she? She said I'm just working right now. No, he says that. Oh, he did. So she, yeah, yeah, I was going to say Camille kind of

dropped, like I was trying to make it make sense in my brain. I'm like, no, I just don't believe it. But he gets a text from Camille. And Camille's like, hey, baby, I miss you. What's going on? Because Camille wants to get some FaceTime action and so she can be on camera.

You know, thirsty as Camille. And Ben is now liking the other girl. So he has no interest. So he texts, oh, hi, I'm working right now. Bye. That makes a lot more sense to me. I feel like one of them has been restored. We've still fucked up, at least in half a second. It's still open that way. It's okay.

Tyler helps Rachel prepare yogurt or something. And then Rachel's like, put it on itself. I can see a lotion on the skin or it gets hosed again. And Tyler's like, I don't know where you come up with hair for these stuff. Tyler, you've been living in this straight person for long enough to know silence at the lamps. That's a straight movie.

Excuse me, Buffalo Bill is a gay eye god. Ha ha ha ha. Like, you should be, you should know Buffalo Bill is. Hello. So it's Jody Foster, I guess. Yeah, very gay. So it's Hannibal Lacto, I guess. I mean, on that show Hannibal,

they, you know, it's aibal they follow kind of a gay beam That is a gay beam. That is a size queen of a bee a beam Lams literally every single aspect of that movie is super gay if you think about it. You're right I mean you there's the letters that there's as close to full frontal duty in that movie as you can get God, I love the show Hannibal. Did you ever watch it on and no, it's not your type of show. But on NBC, they had a show called Hannibal. It was so gross and good.

It was really good. Okay. So the point is the way that that one, the way that that one prisoner spits a Jodie Foster, that is like, that is like, that is a, that is a gay spit. That's like, no, he doesn't spit it. Oh, you're right. He jerks off into his hand and then splats. You're right doesn't spit it. No, he doesn't spit it. Oh, you're right. Hey jerk soft in his hand and then splat splooge on her. You're right. Right. It's not what you're right.

You're right. You're right. You're right. They'll just make that grosser. And my Ross is like, I can do that. You know that Ross. Ross is in there like, I can do that on demand. Just see someone coming down a hole. Get it ready. It definitely does some sort of weird sounds the lambs role playing. Yeah. So then we go to Ben and Liam and she's like, you're such a cool guy. She's like, you're such a cool guy, aren't ya? You're a cool guy, aren't ya?

Such a cool guy. She's cool hot things. So she fixes this collar and he's like, now let me fix your collar. Yeah Yeah, there's like a collar flirtation Very remains the day as adapted to the modern day, you know And so then Ben is telling us Camille and I like we're texting every other day And there's definitely someone finished business between us which anyone who's watching love Island UK

Here's the term unfinished business, like they go like this because they just know that's the disaster, because the worst person on that show is always saying, Hey, it's the unfinished business. So, yeah, it's the worst. So Leanne tells us, she's like, being in I, we've been like Chitin for over a year now,

and like I'm so excited because it's been a year, a month, over a month, but I thought, have I gotten any notes right today, Ronnie? It's just love that you're, I just love that you're making it as romantic as they're trying to make it on it. It's a week long relationship from somebody that you showed your tick to on the tender. I mean, come on. No, I thought that they, I, I thought that they were flirting for a year.

It's just a month long relationship. Maybe, I listen, I wrote month, maybe you're right. Maybe you know, we've been flirting for an ind. It's just a month long. Maybe a lesson I wrote month, maybe or right. Maybe. And I have been flirting for an indiscriminate amount of time and an under first amount of time that we're not gonna say because I'll date the show. So I'm so excited because the chemistry was the air in the phone and I mean admittedly I was very excited because I thought I was having a lesbian romance with the vice president in the United States and now be on board like this chemistry there it's no brina on the top girl I'm the top of girl who will go for what I want and secure great boy there's not many great boys like you at the all

there you're a great guy yeah you go for it Liam yeah basically sitting on his face right now so Ben's like like, well, now I've got the Sothecimation. Oh, what am I gonna do? Too many ladies and love with me. And then Leanne is like, he's like, this is gonna be trouble. This is gonna be trouble. Just like, I'm, oh, I'm all, you know, nothing.

This boy better be ready. Ooh. That's the legit cliffhanger that we're supposed to hear. Oh, it's one of these two hookup. Yes, and now probably only 19 more episodes of watching this six day relationship unfold. We'll come heal in her low temperature love affair with Ben, will she have her heart broken?

Oh, yeah, good. Will she survive? I don don't know I do not know she will survive she will survive once you've been broken up because I know how to love I know I'm still alive hey no disco wrong genre wrong, wrong genre. Ah! Damn it. Anyway, on that note, Stupid Girl, Stupid Girl,

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