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Episode Date: August 22, 2023

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Well, hello everybody and welcome to Watch Run for Rob and the podcast for all that crap. We love to talk about on you, bro. I'm Ronnie that's been over there. Hi, Ben. Hi, Ronnie. How's it going? Good. So good to see you today.

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how to make it start, which took a good 10 minutes. Well, it's really my fault because I was supposed to start it and it would not start. And so I had to pass it over to you. It was the end of it. It was like, check in connection. Check in connection. I am checking my connection to David. I tried to connect and I was paralyzed. But yeah, there have been a lot of people who have been like, you got to recap, you've got to recap the Bethany and Rachel interview.

And so if you're looking for our takes on that podcast interview, that 10-part podcast interview where Bethany Frankel talks about the reality reckoning and finds ways to insert Rachel into it here and there, go check out our Instagram at WatchworkRappens. Yes, so go find that. And today, we are here to recap below Dict. Down on the expedition. Yeah, here we are. We're at episode 10 and it opens up with Culver making out with a new girl Jamie and I

kept on wanting to write down Jessica or Jesse because she really has given me Jesse vibes, not really Jamie vibes. So if I say Jesse during this recap, I apologize. I just for some reason have it in my head that that's what our name is. You know, she's giving off the vibes of somebody who put two ease at the end of their name, like for no reason.

Mm. Right. And that's not to everybody, Desiree, Shiree, Destiny, it's not like that. Destiny, destiny. a destiny, it's not like that. It's not like that. It's not like that. It's not like that. It's not like that.

It's not like that. It's not like that. It's not like that. It's not like that. It's not like that. It's not like that. It's not like that. It's not like that.

It's not like that. It's not like that. It's not like that. It's not like that. It's not like that. It's not like that. It's not like that. It's not like that.

It's not like that. It's not like that. It's not like's like, I don't know. It's, it's like a, it's like a white lady thing. It's like a white lady who plays tennis thing to do, like country club tennis thing to do. You know what I mean? Like, my, my baby's name is Casey, but it's spelled C K A C S E E Y. Yeah. Yeah. Why, though? You know? Why?

Yeah, but it's kind of like the name of Creshell in some ways too. So yeah, she's giving me that. Well, Creshell's beyond stupid. Well, Creshell's beyond. Creshell's beyond. Let's be honest. Yeah, Creshell's like beyond stupid. That does beyond a silly spelling and to just stupid naming.

Yeah. But so we start off with Jamie making out with Culver at the bar and Harry of course is watching from afar. But I feel tall. Look at that. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, it's amazing. Flapy, flappy, flappy, his arms everywhere. And Zarina is outside, wasted with Jorou.

She gets kind of like cross-eyed or she's wasted. She's furious. And she's like, right, the guy I have a crush on is making that with the name girl. I wanna focus she do that. She knows I've been crushing on him. I told her I like her. I drove her.

Drowed it together. Pulled it together. Shroud's like, but he doesn't even know that. And she's like, oh, he does. But if he does, he's a dick and he's selfish. And you know that, that's what he is. So, you know, as they say in Zimbabwe, it's time to move around.

And she's like, she's like, well, I know I'm not beautiful like she is, and I know I don't have a figure like she does. And he's like, that is the point. Do you really want to be with someone who's only looking for that or do you want someone who appreciates you for the normal body and normal figure that you have? It's like, whoa, it's a wow.

Who says that? Jesus Christ, you should go write fucking cards, dude. Like, who says that to somebody? That's horrible. That's not the answer. The answer is yes you are. What are you talking about? That girl's ugly.

That girl looks like a stick you'd pick up off the street to walk with. You know what I mean? Yeah, like your knee hurt. Like she looks hideous. She's horrible. She ever heard of moisturizer. Jesus Christ. It's like a stream-randry and she's just like a craggly rock with a dead lizard on top of it. The woman's disgusting. You, it's like I'm dying and there's like a little light I'm walking towards and it looks like you. You're the light. You're a goddess. You are literally a Zarina.

And yeah, but I know what you're saying. He's basically like, yeah, but that's the point. Do you want someone to shallow as that who only cares about looks? But at least prop up Zarina while you say that. But it's also a knock him down a peg thing so they're more accessible to you. You know what I mean? And I find that not everyone does it, but I mean, it's not just specific to Jouaou, but I've known a lot of people like that who are just like, well, you know, we see it all

the time with like really beautiful women and really hideous old, gross guys who will make them feel ugly so that they have a chance. You know? And so I'm getting a hint of that from Joao. And I know Joao is kind of like 14 to a while because he's, I don't know, he seems to be doing a decent job this year and being somewhat better, but this is hints of that Joao that we know, you know, like knock him down a peg, keep him accessible. Yeah. And then he goes, do you want me to fire him?

So then we see Harry and Culver in the bathroom and Harry is like, well, that was like a soul three minutes talking to thos. What's that like? What's it like to kiss a girl for more than just half a second and just on the lips? I can't even imagine. Culver is like, I know hair, let's piss together. So they stand next to each other and whip out their weeners. And it's in front of one of those reflective tile walls

and the urinals are really low. And I'm really upset that we didn't get any weener shadows. I know. How to not get any weener reflections. This is below deck. Come on people over there. You doing your job? Is there anybody there today? I know. Shines and lead on those tiles. Then you can play dumb when it like you get a reflection dick slip on camera.

Like, oh, we didn't even look at the tiles. You know, that way you won't be in trouble with Bravo. Come on. Yeah. And how are they allowed to film people while they've got their weiner's out? In the mouth. I mean, are there no safe spaces? I mean, not that I need them to have a safe space. I want to see their winners. Anyway, cool for us. Cool for us. Well, I don't want to shift it. We're like, like a monster with a knife, boil in and bunny, because she will. She's crazy.

I mean, look at me. Just look at me. To look at me the way that Chef mom does. Just look at me. To look at me the way that Chef Monde is. This is my name. Chef Kim. Chef Kim. Chef Kim. So then Harry goes back out and sits next to Margot and is like, I don't have a kiss.

And she's like, I want to keep on dancing. Don't you? Don't you want to keep on dancing? And he's like, yeah. Okay. That's like a kiss, but you're just in your body to rhythm so that counts like yes yeah let's go dance. And so he goes out there to dance with her and then she like does the like kind of scoot dance where she just scoots away from him as she dances. Yeah.

And he's just left there kind of flapping his arms. His, you know, it's just kind of like you think he would. It was kind of like, oh, pet boys, all change on the sand. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, she's going to kill me because that's like a whole thing, is that she does this flagrant violation of girl code and then spends the rest of the episode or two episodes being like, oh, she's angry at me. I'm just afraid that she's angry at me. Oh my God, she's so angry at me. Like, don't we know what you're trying to pull?

We know this manipulation. You go and you're trying to pull. We know this manipulation. You go and you do the shitty thing and now you're doing kind of a quiet victimization slash, like it's like the first step towards creating the smear campaign against Irina that she's a crazy one. 100% this. 100% this. And they're both doing it.

You know, they're both of them are guilty of it. He's like, she's so crazy. Look how she wants me. And she's like, oh my God, I don't know I have the right to date someone. And you know, that is kind of a point. Like it's a boat. You don't get to just claim the hottest person there.

I mean, hottest. And it works out. You don't just get to claim the most muscular person in the room and then everybody else has to keep hands off. Like, all sphary and boning and war or whatever. I get that, but don't be a dick. Just say, hey, I really like him. And I want to explore where it's gonna go.

Is it gonna really crush you or something? Or somebody say something, but this was shitty. Like, purposely just making out right in front of her face to be dicks and then acting like she's the mean one. Not cool. Yeah, it's like that. It was just just it was the It was almost like if you're gonna do this dick move just just go all in but don't do this hedge of like Oh, I feel bad now. It's like if you felt bad you wouldn't have done it in the first place and so you need to do it

Yeah, you know what I mean So they're all getting out of the van's back at the boat and Serena passes them and pushes Culver. She just shoves his shoulder and he's like, who pushed me? That was as fucking mean. That was a mess. It was like the time someone ate the last part of the Dutch baby before I even woke up. I haven't been pushed that hard since chef Kim told me here's past 10 is time to go to bed baby. Cuttle all night. So Culver's just staying on the ramp looking up like, what do I do? I'm just so weak in the face of such villainy. And so then Jamie is now Jamie's saying to Culver, thought, Jeff hates my she wouldn't even look at me and you got a big push Jamie is now Jamie's saying to Oliver, Fuck, Jeff hates me.

She wouldn't even look at me and you got a big push. Woo. And, Oliver's like, I just don't like causing any drama. I'm like, you literally made out with a girl, a hot girl right in front of the girl, who you know is into you. And also the girl you know has been feeding you. And now you're gonna pull the curl line from some her house,

be like, I just don't wanna draw ball, or I don't want this. Like the sign of people who cause drama are the people, like the first sign that you're a person who causes drama is that you say things like, I just don't wanna cause any drama. Yeah.

And she's like, I don't wanna cause any drama either. Oh really? Because you just made that with him, right in front of the girl who just told you that she liked him. So you're fucking made for each other, you two, okay? Yeah. So Culver's like, I'm gonna take a shower. And Jamie's like, I'm coming with you.

It's like, okay, you two. Okay, you two who don't wanna start any drama or hurt anybody's feelings. Go fuck really loudly in the showers right now. Yeah, go enjoy that. So then really loudly in the showers right now. Go enjoy that. So then Adam in the crew mess, Adam's asking Margo like, hey, what's going on with Harry? And Margo's basically like, yeah, I see him as a friend and nothing more. And he's like, well, you should tell him that because no, I don't want to because like if I go in there now, he's going to be

excited and think like, I'm going to go in to give him a kiss good night. And I think I should wait till tomorrow. And his Adam's like, bro, just count the three walking the room. Nothing can go wrong. You got this, Margie. All right. We got to take Margie. What could possibly go wrong with the two of them being wasted at the end of the night, being in close quarters?

Yeah. So she does what he says and she knocks and she goes in, and he's like, oh, come in. Like he's so excited. It's like the owner just came home. Yeah, you know, and he's jumping up waiting for his pretzel, like a little bit of her down there wagging his tail. And Margot's like, wait, wait, don't get too excited.

I'm not a cheese curd. Okay, listen, I just want to have a conversation. Wait, you have zip patches on. You want zip patches on your face? That's so cute. That's so cute. And somehow it's, I really appreciate you making yourself look even more like a 13 year old.

That doesn't treat me out at all. That's so adorable. Listen, I know I haven't done any dental work on you, but would you mind if I gave you this little tiny little baby size dumb dumb to suck on? Here you go. You're so cute. So you're not looking for like a serious relationship, right? And he's like, no, no, no, is that my answer you're looking for?

Because I'm not, and I'm having so much fun with you. You know, the way that two best friends have fun in a friend-like way. And I just create. I just want to make sure we're still on the same page, you know, a page of a book called Friends, the complete story of the show Friends, you know, can we be on all those pages, please? I just want to make sure that we're on the same page of our vows that say that we're just going to stay friends. Okay. Am I giving you any signals here?

I hope not. And he's like, listen, oh, we have to be friends. That's what you were. That's all that for. Of course, we're friends, then. And she's like, okay. So we are on the same page of the mortgage of the house that we're gonna buy for us and our babies as friends.

We don't meet someone that we're more interested in by the time we're 30, right? Lucy and I'm just more than happy to go with the flow. Like let's just, you know, I'm happy to have a snuggle body. It's just, yes, I would like a snuggle body too. I don't necessarily need that person to be you, but what I can do is do a test run with you so I can know it would feel like to be a snuggle buddy too. I don't necessarily need that person to be you, but what I can do is do a test run with you so I can know it would feel like

to be a snuggle buddy with someone else. And as a friend, sort of way, right? Oh, yeah, when he says, let's be, he's like, I'd rather have a snuggle buddy. She goes, oh, so now I love you even more. And then she crawls into bed with him. And he's like, let's have a kiss. And then they kiss.

And now she's in his bed. I'm like, oh my God. Margot. And then he just got started talking to us and she goes, well, that didn't work. I said, I can feel uncomfortable. I just want to do whatever it's going to make him feel better. Well, I mean, listen, that's a great quality in a stew. You know, to be in service of others,

but yeah, you gotta stand up for yourself there a little bit. You gotta like, you gotta do it. So, me while Jamie and Culver are just having very loud sex in the shower still, and Jamie again is like, I feel like she's going to kill me. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, all's fair in love and war. And stop trying to feel one nice, definitely.

Just try to humiliate in front of the entire crew and the audience, you suck. You're a terrible fucking person. I don't care that you have perfect skin that I'm jealous of. I don't care. I believe I want to ask you how you keep your pores that tiny or how your eyes are that sparkly

or how you come off that sweet, even though you're obviously walking around kindergarten passing out poisoned apples with raisers in them, just in case somebody, you know, like, you're terrible, I don't care how cute. Yeah, I don't care. Oh, thank you, Dom. Hi, Dom.

Okay. Ronnie says hi. Hi, Ronnie. Dom says hi. I don't care that you are the perfect- I think it's over the shoulder by. Oh, hi. Hi. Yeah. I don't care if you are the perfect over the shoulder by. Oh, yeah.

I don't care if you are like the perfect mixture of Kate Winslet and Rachel Vice and you have beautiful buffed skin. Looks like a little cherub that you get at the hallmark hallmark store and have beautiful cheekbones and and you are I don't care because you're a bitch. Listen, a cheek came in and just was like, you know what? Like no fences or arena, I don't like I'm new, I don't know who she is.

I meet this guy. I am drawn to him and why should I have to like put that on hold because of someone that I don't even know has said that they sort of like man she's had three weeks already with him and why should I have to like put that on hold because of someone that I don't even know has said that they sort of like, man, she's had three weeks already with him and nothing has happened. I'd be like, still kind of a bitchy move, but like, you know what, I get it. Like I get it.

I would say that too. I'd be like, you go because that's at least being yourself, but this whole like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, I hope you're not mad, oh my God, mad at me. Like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, isn't mad, by the way. I know that sounds like an ad. Hey, man, you know, I'm an addicted person. But it's not an ad. So I started, I've started craving cigarettes again, right? Because I haven't smoked in a long time and I do not vape anymore. And for some reason, it's just like,

it's been a while. I mean, it's been three or four months now that I haven't picked up the vapi. So you would think it's over, but I just keep wanting cigarette. And then I've been trying to be healthy. So I've been like eating healthy and not binging. And so, and I'm not fucking any better. It's like, we're all my addictions. None of them are active. So long story short, I started chewing gum.

Okay. Like a lot of gum. Really thick. And I chew it really hard. And I will find myself just to not eat it My and I have some kind of taste. I'm like sitting there watching TV all night like And now my gum hurts in the front of my mouth my literal gum not my actual chewing gum Do you think my gum hurts because I've been chewing the gum? But don't do you chew the gum in the front of your mouth?

hurts because I've been chewing the gum. But don't chew the gum in the front of your mouth? No, but I try and evenly rotate it and avoid caps. So I keep it in the middle of my mouth and then rotate it sometimes a little bit. You know, I don't know. I mean, maybe you just need to floss. Are you flossing? Oh, yeah. I floss and then I got that water pick thing you told me about.

So I use that too. So I'm like really well flossed. Like look what I could do. Pfft, pfft, pfft. Like all that's all air. It's a business. Wow. Wow.

Wow, so pretty good. I'm pretty good flossing. That's like Bae-Leen right there. That's impressive. I'm like a twinkin' a nightclub three years ago. That's how well I'm flossing right now. Flossy, flossy. You're like Fergie, bitch icon.

Um, I don't know, I don't know if that's related to that, but you know the truth is what I am starting Fluffy, fluffy. You're like Fergie, bitch icon. I don't know, I don't know if that's related to that, but the truth is what I am starting to discover is that I feel like with middle age just comes teeth problems. Like I have an area where like if I have literally something as small as like a fleck of salt and it gets into like onto one of my teeth and I bite down on it, I'm like,

ow, and there's no micro fracture or anything, it's just like I've got high points and it wedges, teeth are just a disaster at this age. That's what I'm discovering. I pine for the days when you can just eat things, just fruit, with a bandit. I just want to agree. I just want to be able to bite something

and I don't have to like aim it for certain teeth. You know, like 100% of what? Like dangerous zones. Yeah, I have to do that too. And I hate it. And I, yeah, I lived down the street from this older woman that I used to talk to. She was always outside smoking when I was walking my dog.

And so we became friends, you know, because that's how I roll. And she said, you know, because that's how I roll. And she said, you know, so people always ask me, you know, what's one thing being older you could change if you, and I don't have regrets, fuck regrets. But one, take care of your teeth. Take care of your teeth. And so now that always, you know, as I chew gum now, like last time I was watching that show, Silo on Apple TV, which by the way, I mean, is that about farming? I mean,

it might as well be. Is it about like, I was much more prince. Is it about corporate organization? I'm just Silo almost. It's about people who live in a silo underground because they think the world has ended. And you're like, has a world in it? What's happening? It's kind of a sci-fi type show. And I read all the books and still don't remember what's going on in the show. I read the books years ago. So anyway, I'm watching this show

and they stole the soundtrack from Westworld, which you don't watch, but it's like, don't, don't end the ad-locking. Don't, don't, That's how the music goes. Okay. And through the whole entire show, it just goes, don't. Don't. And I'm chewing my gum like, then I'm hearing in my head, take care of your teeth.

Take care of your teeth, Ronnie Sabe. It's true. We got to take care of our teeth because I find it's like whack-a-mole, okay? Because inevitably, like I've had like two or three micro-fractures, I think just from grinding. And I have now, I have like a mouth guard, but I've got micro-fractures. And then those micro-fractures become crowns,

crowns become root canals, although I only have one root canal. But like you get the crown on, and then everything's fixed, you're like, ah, Troy. And then something else pops up somewhere else. You're like, now I can't eat on that tooth. And this last one is right, I am actually praying that it,

like I feel like it's a micro fracture, but they can't find anything. I'm like, I want it to be a micro fracture. I want someone to be able to do something about this fricking tooth. Drone's gonna be nuts. Yeah. Okay, well let's get back to the show. Um, uh, Jamie and Grover, you suck. Okay.

I didn't know I needed that dental discussion, but I really, I really need to let that out. I did too, so thank you for that. I know, but I think your gum is just, it's just, that's, as a non-dentist, I would say it doesn't seem related to your gum. Okay. But you know what? I'm sure we have dentists who do listen to the show and they will chime in. is just that's as a non-dentist, I would say it doesn't seem related to your gum. But you know what, I'm sure we have dentists who do listen to the show and they will chime in.

Yeah, let me know because I don't want to hurt my gum, you know, because it does hurt in that sex. Okay, so, cause also my gums have improved from quitting smoking. By the way, if people didn't know that, that really helps your gums. Do you have a sonic hair toothbrush? I do, I don't love that.

I feel like I'm jackhammering my goddamn mouth. I have to be honest. Well, don't press, you don't have to press it hard on your mouth. You just sort of glide over. It's like, oh, but I have it on the whitening setting at all times. And that, like the first time I turned it on, I almost fell over in the shower because it is crazy. Yeah. Talk about micro fractures. Micro fractures. Micro fractures. Okay. Okay.

Asha and Serena's bunk. So Serena's upset. She's like, no, it's over for me. There's ugly fat stupid Serena going to sleep and I'm signing off. And she's like, oh, I'm so sorry. I love you so much. I'm sorry. I don't know why that was so funny to me I'm

going that Zarina's signed off that was just very funny to just get a sign off so then we go to to wow who's lying in bed and he's in Culver's room, so at his room. And so he hears the boning coming from the bathroom and he's just laughing. And then he just turns over to go to sleep. But he tells us pretty impressive, actually. I don't think this effort is put on the guest at all. Just zing. Leave the zing for Zim. So then Margo goes back to the mess to report back to Adam.

And she's like, he went well. And Adam's like, yeah, because you were the india for a while. Like, she goes, yeah, because he starts nuggling me. And he's like, what's the matter with you? She goes, she's like, that's the reverse of what I was trying to do. I think I did a bad job and he's like, I'm going to bed, peace. And then he hits his head on the cabinet and on the way out. And he goes, oh my god, you know what? Let's not even talk about it.

Don't even talk about it. I did it for my brothers and sisters. Yeah, you know, it's bad when the guy who, when the guy who can't swim and then has signed up to be a dequee is telling you what's the matter with you, then you know you've got a good problem. So Colver walks Jamie back to her bunk and then gets in bed with her and Margot is coming to bed at the same time. She goes, Oh gosh, goodnight, guys.

Good night. And he's like, Margarita. It's like, I'm not sleeping in there. Yeah, I don't even know where she went. Oh, she went up sleeping in, no way. That was, wait, was that a different episode? I think that was a different episode. I think that was later because she wanted to sleep in Asia's bed because Asia's with Scott. But that's like, I mean, it all blurs together. It's a whole bunch of, you know, lots of fucking bunks, lots of fucking lots of now. Lots of people fucking who don't sit around worrying if chewing gum is ruining their actual gums.

I can guarantee you that not one of these people today was like, hey, do you use the sonic hair? What do you think about stress fractures? I'll tell you one thing. Culver's the one who's going to need to pay attention at most because his teeth are lit. It's like Stonehenge. Like, it's, they're enormous those teeth.

He does have fellas dillert teeth for sure. That's something going on there. He literally looks like a phalanx of medieval army coming with those shields like, you know, it's like a snow plow, snow plow of teeth. That's, that's arriving. You know, we shouldn't shame people's luck. So instead of let's, let's shame fish's looks. This fish that is coming up in the close-up

has the widest fish mouth I've ever seen. And I've seen some pretty, what is it? A colver fish. By the way, I'm not shaming colver's teeth. I'm speaking out of admiration. I'm just impressed by his teeth. I'm kidding because I just wanted to say shaming fish This fish is like I care if we shame someone's I love have we match we I do too

By the way, another another thing people can do on our Instagram if they come for Instagram. Nelly can they watch the latest crappy hour? They can also watch When we went to the Atlanta Aquarium in 2019 and we talked to all the fish and it's still up on our Instagram as a highlight. Oh my God, that's so true. We did do that. That was a really fun day. I think we shamed some fish in that. So that was like some, we're really good at shaming fish. We sure did. We sure loved to shame fish. There was like a whale far. This fish is ridiculous looking.

Has this huge like Lisa in a mouth. If this fish had a fist, it could put its fist in its mouth. I'm guaranteeing you that. I mean, this fish came on and I was like, oh, keep it together. I mean, it was just like a braggart fish. I know. So Matt, because I was happy because I saw the five head fish the Napoleon fish that you ate. I saw it.

At some point over the course of two hours, that fish showed up and I was like, oh, Ronnie is triggered right now. Well, I felt like I was thinking special about fish today, but we'll talk about that one. We'll get to that. So in the morning, everybody's getting up and he's checking on Serena and she's asking her,

how are you feeling? She's like, well, bit pissed off with with this situation I find it to be honest. You know what? Because it's just girl code, hey. It's just girl code. Am I right? Lohan's like, oh, you're going to have to pay royalty if you say that one more time. So then, it's just like, oh, sorry darling. I'm so sorry.

And then Jamie, meanwhile in her room, is saying to Margo, oh, sheffy, was he be angry at me if I had any good time? Oh, oh. She was not angry at you for having a good time. She was angry at you because she said, I'm interested in Culver,

and then you just totally ignored it and went for Culver right in front of her face. And Margot's like, well, because he had a little crush, she had a little crush, that's why. And Jamie's like, well, she tells us, I never want to be somebody off, but sometimes it's just the nature of your life. And if I have a crush, all bets are off.

And the producers are like, do you always get what you want? And she's like, yes. Ha ha ha ha. And the producer like like, do you always get what you want? And she's like, yes. And the producer loses his mind. He's like, brin, oh my god. I'm like, you know that someone is running one of those things about Roni. So Zarina is being of course very cold to cover in the kitchen. And Culver's like, hey, I can clean the kitchen if you want and she's like just not even falling for his cleaning trap. And then we're just saying morning stuff, Asia's putting contacts into Jason's eyes again

and she's sort of giving some orders to her stews. And then Harry goes up to Culver and he's like, so Mark, go ahead and chat with me last night. And like, wondering if I'm looking for something serious or casual and She thought the date was like a serious thing and I just said I'm open to anything like let's go to flow and like She's like okay cool. So I'm pretty sure that she's super super super into me. That's the vibe I got So, she thought that was serious that day serious I just think part of the thing that she thought that was serious. That day, serious, kidding me.

She was like, that was serious. I'm like, please stop. Like, I'm surprised your mother was an on-face time taking prom pictures like through her iPhone. And then there was this super cringy moment. So they're talking down the outside and Margot's on the inside and they're separated by a window. So Harry sees her and he's like, oh, ho, ho.

So we breathe on the window and puts off, makes a heart in the condensation. And Marco on the inside is like, uh-oh. Uh-oh. Okay, let me just wave it everyone else out. The window to show it's a Blatonic wave. Oh God, oh God, hearts on the windows. Look at me waving a golfer too.

That's so much that man. So then we go to the galley in Asia, checking on Serena again. And Serena's like, fine, I'm really fine. You know, five charters left. Time flies when you're crying in the corner, hating yourself. I mean, it was fine until I actually walked over to the microwave and accidentally looked up a saw my reflection back and saw the fucking donkey from Shrek. That was really nice to see. So thanks a lot for making me feel that way. But everyone loves the donkey from Shrek. No, as a while, you're supposed to say you don't look

like the donkey from Shrek. I'm sure the donkey from Shrek'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say,

I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to Murphy. I'm just saying, I don't like Donkey. I think Donkey is annoying. Well, I sure love Poison Boots. I'll say that. I will never forget Poison Boots the last wish. What a film. I saw that on an airlock. What are you talking about?

What are you talking about? You can't just do that. You can't just like, I'm debating Donkey and you can't just swap in. I'm just saying like, STEM off characters. I feel like Donkey should get one because just swap in. I'm just saying off characters. I feel like Donkey should get one because they could maybe make Donkey more palatable to you if he had a spin off like Pusinboot's dead.

That's from the side. You know what I would like? I would like a merchant, I have reproduction of Donkey, where we get a tortured compelling portrait of this animal that was sent into this world. And then I'll be like, yes, actually,

that was like a very layered and nuanced performance by the Donkey. Like, I'm gonna read the book that this film was based on for the next three years. So, Donkey by Jane Campion. I did read much more of Dune. I spent my hurricane reading some Dune, but it's just so slow.

I'm sorry. Like, people walk around in a desert. It's just like, it's like really one of my least favorite things in books and movies is when there's a situation and things go bad and then people have to walk through deserts or what. I hate it. I can't help those.

I can't help those. Yeah, I call those destination entertainment, where it's just people going from place to place. I hate that shit. The Walking Dead literally, it's just people going from place to place. I hate that shit. The walking dead literally, it's the walking alive too, because all they do is walk, they're really like, oh my God, we can find out what causes zombie apocalypse in Georgia, but we have to walk there. And then they walk there for an entire season as people walking.

Then they get there and they're like, uh, uh, all these people are dead. Guess we're going to have to go to the other CDC in California. But we're gonna have to walk there. And then it's another two seasons and then I'm fucking walking that way. I hate that. Or like Harry Potter did it. There was a whole Harry Potter episode

with a, I mean, movie where they walked around in the woods. And I just, it's part of like classic storytelling. You go on a quest. But honestly, I don't really, I feel like I don't need the quest part. I'm like, just get there already. And like in June, they've honestly been in the, in the, in the desert

for so long walking around. And then Paul, Paul who's the lead, which is so, I still think it's ridiculous that this futuristic story centers around someone named Paul. And he's like, I just realized my mother's the enemy. And I was like, your mother's not the enemy. She is the, she's like, you're the enemy, Paul.

I'm so sick of you, Paul. It's my little microdune review as we are. I'm at page 400 out of like 1200 right now. Geez. Yeah, that's a lot. I'm trying to remember who all the people are because I watched the season. I tried to read that when I was younger

and couldn't get through it. And then I watched the show or the movie and really liked the movie. But even the movie felt really liked the movie, but even the movie felt like walking through a desert for 10 years, and that was just two and a half hours. So. Because the book starts off,

they're like, it's like royalty, and everything's nice, and they live in this like, nice palace. They got lots of water, and they've got all, they're like, and they're very privileged people on this planet. And now, of course, shit went down, and they're very privileged people on this planet. And now, of course, shit went down, now they're walking around the desert.

And like, I don't know if I wanna watch, it's like, I don't know if I want to like watch my real housewives, suddenly have to just like walk across a desert, you know? Exactly, yeah, I'm not a destination. I tuned in for the real housewives. Yeah, I hear you. Okay, so. So,

so yeah. So then, perhaps sheep meaning time. Okay. So, back in Michelle, Beckett, Michelle, or Beckett, Michelle, I don't know. Becky. Becky. Becky. Matt. So, in fact, Beckett, Matt's an and her wife, Michelle Harrington. Stay at home mother. One of Becky is a stay at home mother and Michelle owns a chain of grocery stores. They'll be joined by their kids. I'm like, oh god, these fucking kids are gonna be gilting everybody over plastic bags. I feel like that's what you do

is the children of a grocery store owner. You know, you're like, really, do we, can we like get some paper bags? Can we have all of our food delivered in paper bags? I was like, good luck everyone going to those grocery stores, backing your own food because all the, we all know the people who are like the bag boys and girls, these people's kids.

Yes, but they probably don't even do that anymore because grocery stores just don't believe in service anymore, let's just fire all the humans and make Ronnie carry his own goddamn everything to the everywhere. Okay. Oh, you don't like self checkout, right? You know, because I buy a lot of vegetables these days

and I hate like the, they can't fit the sticker on there right and the sticker gets all crumpled up and then it won't leap in right. Then you have to look it up through the thing and then I always forget to weigh it. I put it in the bag and then I keep trying to scan. I'm like, the scanner's broken. You didn't weigh the peach, sir. You have to put the peach on the way or thing. It's just annoying. I want an old bitchy Texas lady, chomping her gum in my face.

Oh, really? That's all we're getting today, honey. You're picking your ice cream. I miss those ladies. I miss the judgment. Yeah, well that lady unfortunately is walking across it does her at the moment. Can proceed with water. You better check your dim privilege, bitch. Now you listen here, you sad word. But you try to even eat me.

You're gonna have a lot of indigestion because I don't give up easily whether I'm on sand or in your belly. I'm no stranger to sand worms. I've been married. So anyway, we're okay. So Becky and Michelle are coming and Jouel is like, it's always different for us. We just had porn stars on and now we have a family coming on. So we have to adapt ourselves to give them more of an experience you did to them. I'm like, oh, thanks for explaining what hosting involves.

And I guess you have guests and you adapt your service for the guests. Congratulations. You're welcome to service. Wow, isn't it crazy? Everybody you wait on is not the same person. In Zimbabwe, we give the same service to every single person, but under Yacht, we have to tailor it. I went and I waited tables for one day and I waited on a man who didn't have any hair. And then I waited on Lady who was haired, a haired person.

It was very, very difficult to adjust my service. So, um, Becky and Michelle want to do a holiday, they want to have a holiday dinner, they want every, they want various holidays represented at dinner, so that's going to be their, their challenge. And now there's a tech team meeting in Jouel's like, okay, hello, Nonsense, Bob Williams. So I know that there's been a bit of pitching last night on all sides, I, you know, I ended up coming in and you guys are a team and you guys all had another person. You guys quite liked him very much because he was an idiot and didn't teach you anything

and you guys just goofed around all day. And I've come into change things and that's why they've called me in here. Also because he committed sexual assault. So if there's a problem, say there's a problem. Tell me how you really feel and we can move forward, okay? Because that's what I want to hear. And of course, all the decades are like, shhhhh, I'm here, sorry. After all of Adam's bitching, like, you know what?

Like, you know I'm a real man, say it to my face, all that. But he literally just told Margot, hey, you gotta go in there, you gotta tell Harry how you feel, okay? You gotta tell him how you feel. And now, as well as like, so if you got a problem, say it. And he's like, yeah, I gotta get back to watching the 34th viewing of kangaroo jack so

He's like hey, can we finish this up? I got some laps. I don't want to swim and then Harry is just smiling his big stupid goofy smile. He's like Dress like say anything anything at all Any anybody want to say anything at all. And then we get my favorite sound. And then we come back from commercial and we get a close-up of the five-head fish. My favorite fish. Oh, yeah, that's a big silly fish.

Big stupid fish. And silly fish. Big stupid ass fish. And they know what stupid too, because they show it every episode of this five head fish. That fish just brought someone a diet coke when they ordered a lemonade. Oh, oh I'm sorry, this is for a different table. But it gets by on it's like goofy smile. You know what I'm saying?

Oh my God, that poor five head fish. It's okay. It's still tipping 25%. You know, yeah, but like five years from now, it's like starring in fish doon, because it's like, oh yeah, back when I was waiting tables, I was such a bad waiter, but I just knew my opportunity would come for me.

Yeah, I'm like, I feel kind of bad for that fish because you know, it must have a hard life being like a five head and everything. But then the fish is like, hey, you're always so nice to me. Would you like to go on a date? And you're like, no, you're fat and ugly anyway. Don't bitch. You know that that's this five head fish. You know, it's one of those. A lot of, a lot of anger. I think this five head fish might wind up with a, a, a, a, a, a dependency issue. As a, reaches fame in fish community. On and as at the very least, June takes off at the very least,

it will become dependent on like baseball caps. It will need to. Oh, banks, shall preservation. It's sick of being turned down by people who pretended to be nice to him that whole time. So then, uh, we come back from break and draw us like, okay, well, I've spoken to the captain and he's specifically, it's a twig, aspect needs to pick up. And I enjoy you guys, I'm willing to help you and I expect that aspect back. So let's just work through it. And here he's like, okay, well, okay, I'll say something then. Damn, damn, say stupid, gangly face mother fuck. I thought you wanted it. Okay, go ahead, go ahead, say it now, say it now. So he's like, well,

maybe you have gunsplow, you think it to stop, but Nazis, you actually said what you're thinking. I guess I can't understand what you're doing. You want to have a cuddle? And what you're doing, you won't ever cut it. You won't ever cut it? Actually, I do. And Culver's like, he's like, so if you just communicate it through, which I think we do that anyway with a communication. So I think it's, yeah.

They kind of like say affirmations towards each other without really resolving anything. It's like, okay, good meeting. So then Adam walks away and he's like, fuck man, fuck. So, dude, why don't you say something? I should say I feel like we're doing all this work and you're not helping us.

Yeah, you're such a whist in this aspect. And also, Culver is so full of shit. He's like, you know what, if you just communicated through, he did communicate. He, like, stop making me stand up for a job. He's telling you what to do and you're rolling your eyes and not doing it. Yeah, it's really frustrating that we have to be on the job side so far, but like he's literally been correct on every single situation so far. So far.

Then Asia checks in with and she's like, yes, sure, dad, just thank you. I mean, she gives her a huge hug. Like she just came back from mission, you know, I know. Asia had the most Asia episodes this week. Like she, especially the second one, she is out of control with her voice. But it's like, I just, it is like the funniest thing

in the world to me. Asia, it's an Asia. Asia gonna Asia. So then, oh, I just, it is like the funniest thing in the world to me. Asia. Asia. Asia. So then, um, oh, so now over in the galley, Jamie slinks up next to you, Zarina, and sort of puts her arm around her waist. He is, hi, honey. I don't want to make you upset and I feel that all hell.

And so then baby voice. Oh, hello. The papa told you her baby you're like your her baby. Zarina's like, don't touch me please, I'm an ogre, okay, it's okay, it's not your fault, I just need some space bit because I'm a bunch of sides of a monstrosity, please be, get out of my way. I'm sorry. And then she tells us, oh fuck off, really?

I just feel a bit rejected. And it just like gives me flashbacks of my old childhood, you know, that covers the jock on the five headfish. And Jamie's a cheerleader. And now I'm going to put the head brace on and go eat crayons in the corner. I was like, oh my god. First of all, that is so cute for so many reasons.

Eh. Because she identifies with the five headfish, which is adorable. Be because she had a head brace, which I totally believe, and that's hilarious. And see, because she had to eat crayons in the corner, which is why she avoids all color in her foods, which is why she only makes some brown slop with brown things in it. Or also, conversely, you know, when you mash all those crayons together, you're probably just gonna get brown. So it all makes sense now.

Yeah, yeah, I'm really, I am loving Zarina. Like, she is quickly becoming one of my favorite chefs that I feel like between Zarina and Rachel and Jess from Adventure, like we've had some great chefs this year on the Blow Daxes. I mean, I'd loved Jess. I like that they kind of broke that mold where they're like, you know what?

We've got 18 million Blow Daxes. We don't have to get an evil chef every single time. Let's change it up a little bit. Yeah, I really think for the next winter house, let's just put like below deck chefs in there. Because I would love to see Jess and Zoe and Rachel dealing with the likes of Ben and Leon and anyone else. That was crazy. You feel like a frame spotting, wouldn't it? I mean, it would just be people like doing heroin. You would just be heroin, babies crawling on ceilings, but then the guys would be finding

a way to bowl with, you know, like, pants in the backyard or something. Well, it was Malia's awful boyfriend's name again. Like for Jeff and the cucumbers, Tom. Wasn't it Tom? Yeah. It's like, I have to throw this cucumber in the bin now because it doesn't slice it properly. Look at this potato, nasty little potato. Get the fuck out of my face potato.

I'm meant to slice this avocado. You work, we have to say it's an avocado. No, I have to say I'm meant to do this. It's a big deal. Ugh. So, yes, that was the Hannah's Gone season, right? Where she, yeah, she just wanted to be with Tom so badly. Did you have to be in the same room with Tom for you?

Yeah, had that Tom Karma workout for you. Yeah. So then the guest arrive in 30. So Margot is like, so Asha, did you want to do sour patches with the cheese board? Because there's going to be kids. Asha's pretty young. She talks like she's 70 years. I know that she hugs everybody,

she comes to the door and talks like she's 70, but she's pretty young, and it's very funny how she treats these younger people like they're five years old. Like yeah. We need sour patches, I love kids. I just love them. I just wanna make sure that if they lose it too,

they will be a dollar under the pillow. You've got to make kids trust you, the dog that they do well in the world. I know, it's just like 27 or 28. And one of these kids is 25. She's like, oh, I just love the years. So she's really sad. I just love the years. So she's really sad.

So Becky comes on first because she's got permission to board Captain and Aisha is really sad because I don't think we've ever had a family before. We're so excited. The last people on role porn star. So if you happen to see a deal, don't just report it to me again joy if I'd known you were coming I would have tried to collect some of the sperm I mean it was free anyway you guys should have called me before you came all the way over here and this sweet girl that one of the daughters goes well it's gonna be a little nutter,

so I'm sorry in advance. Oh, you poor thing. Did you not hear me say we just had porn stars on? Okay, here's your IC. Please don't make me think of nuts anymore. We've had six straight charters in a row going back through below Dex's sailing yacht that have involved flampointly game man with insecure issues. Don't you worry darling. So they get a boat tour and one of the kids is like, oh my god mom that blanket on the bed is like you're blanket

at home and back he's like, yeah, when I make the bed at home, I make the blanket into a heart. Yeah, you're just highlighting at like how terrible this crew is with doing towel arts and blanket art, because they're really bad at it, right? Like they put the blanket on the middle of the bed and then they squish it in the middle to look kind of like a bow. Where's my duck? Where's my swan? Where's my rocket ship? Where's my crucifix? Like how, you know, like, where's my duck? Where's my swan? Where's my rocket ship? Where's my crucifix? Like, you know, like, where's my depiction of Nancy Kerrigan in Teleform? Excuse me. Where is my chapter when Pageland of Doom? Where is my sandwich? That is literally the easiest thing you could have depicted with a towel.

Yeah, so by the way, that's our second heart shaped thing. Harry's excited, like, you make your towels into a hot lamp and do that to the mall go. So there's more awkwardness between Jamie and Zarina and then the family's sort of eating snacks at the bar and they're all from Wisconsin. So Marcos, hey, I'm from Wisconsin. And she's like, oh yeah, you're from Wisconsin. And Marcos, can I go back with you guys? I'm just kidding, no, seriously. I really want to come back. Just kidding, I know I give a lot of mixed messages, but this one's really true.

I really want to go back with you guys. Just kidding. Um, Aisa asked them who just graduated. And one of the kids is like, um, she just graduated with a neuroscience degree. I mean, who does that? I'm back. He's like, yeah, those three over there geniuses. They've got their father's brain. And this one here is with me. She's in the

ring. I got the close like video. Mom! Well, I'm sorry. You did try to bag a watermelon with a gallon of milk. You think that's gonna work out? Well, okay, come on This one still doesn't know how to weigh in them yet every single time That's a straight in the bag Do you know how many times I've had to tell her this isn't an onion. This is garlic. She just can't get her alien straight So the sounds like geez mom that was Um, so the sounds like, geez mom, that was Krenna. I'm so excited for family, but you hear, I love kids. I don't let my nieces and nephews win it.

Ches are in a game I play though because kiss what life is harsh and they need to know me back. They're also one years old. Just imagining or playing like, settlers of Catan or like Twilight and Purim with like a toddler. I just feel like she's like my dad who would stand at the edge of the pool and just push me in and stare at me while I'm failing and be like, you can do it. It's like the nicest people are always the ones to push kids in the water and wait for them

to almost drown, to learn what. Did I learn how to swim from that? I didn't. Okay. I learned how to hold my breath better. I did learn that, which I guess is coming handy one day. It's like Gina Davis and the longest good night when Thorough Birch bricks her arm

and she goes, get over it, kid, life is pain. I guess Gina Davis. Get used to it. So, I'm a riverkin. It's great movie. Jewau tells Adam to do four figures of eight with the ropes.

He's like teaching him things and I'm like, oh, I always do a round tour and then that city's like, no, you can't do a round tour because there's no tension. Okay, it's got to feel like Simba, boy, full of tension. And Adam goes, the way I grew up, my mother always taught me. You give the janitor the same amount of respect as you give the CEO out with your wow.

Oh, I'm starting to realize he has one of those personalities. It kind of makes me think of him in a different light. I'm like, wait, so you are now saying you feel respect from Shuaou, even though you spent the past like two episodes bitching about him. I'm so confused. Yeah. I think the Adam just needs guidance. I think Adam's just one of those workers who will bitch and bitch and bitch until he's called out. And then he's like, okay, yes, sir. And then now he's going to be in love with Juaou because Juaou is giving him the stern discipline that he needs. Yeah, he kind of has like very obvious daddy issues

because it sounds like he was raised without too much of a father in his life. So like, he's like angry when like the dad, the boat dad is like not giving him attention, but then once the boat dad is like, here, let me show you how to ride a bike. He's like, yeah, I like this guy. He's pretty cool. Yeah, it's like he doesn't give you respect to write a bike. He's like, yeah, I like this guy. He's pretty cool.

Yeah, it's like he doesn't give you respect for the first time. He ground him, you know? Yeah. So then people are changing into their wets, like they're close if they can get wet, the white ones. And Culver cuts off the sleeves of his. We got to Culver just cutting the sleeves off of his shirt.

We're like, I'm from this guy. So then, and then call over with his new like, what's like the shirt version of a jort? He's now walking into the galley. He's like, hey, Shaffee, how's it going? What is that? Don't touch that. That's Oga food meant for me apparently.

He's like, aha, she's what? What is that? Don't touch that. That's ooga food meant for me apparently. He's like, ah, ha, ha, ha. Just what? What are you laughing at? And he's like, he's just said, don't, don't eat it. Don't eat that cold. We're just, I did. And then he's lafced at us.

And he's like, wow, the hand that feeds me is not happy. He's turning into a fist coming my way. I really hope these kisses are worth it. Because if I don't get fed me more, I don't know. Yeah, you can't do that. You want to stand that chef's good side. So now his call ever goes up to his wow and he's like, hey, I felt like I needed some shorter sleeve. So I come to my sleeve off. And just because the while looking at like the scraggly, you know, cut line and there's probably

some exposed flesh. Yeah, he grabs his sleeves like, what the fuck dude? And he was like, okay, change it buddy. He's like, change it. He's like, yeah, you can't leave it like this. He's like, but it's so hot though. As if like having your forearms exposed is going to change everything, right? Yeah.

And he was like, we're on a fucking super yacht. If someone brought that uniform and they gave it to you to wear, and you can't cut your sleeves off, you look like Fred Flintstone, mate. Now figure your shit out. So then Harry inside, because up to Margaret, he was, hi, are you okay after all this chat? I couldn't help but notice that like when I did a

heart in my own breath on the window, you didn't actually draw a little arrow on your side of the window. And I sort of hoping because sort of have some sort of coordination with our deep love for each other in window form, you know what I'm saying? I'm just gonna make sure you know that I didn't wanna give you the wrong impression

with that whole date thing, you know? When I got on my knees and put that ring around your finger, it was so, it was just for fun. It was just for fun. It was anything else it was for fun. It was just for fun. It was anything else other than five. Oh yeah. Yeah, yeah, we're just having casual friend on friend fun. The sort of fun that, you know, like,

you know, when you see two people who don't know each other on a subway and they both get on the subway together and then one of them gets off at a stop, you know, the one keeps on going and they never see each other again, that kind of fun, you know? That's it. He's like, I'm just gonna keep drawing

of my looks and my accent. He's slowing steady, wouldn't thrice. No, it doesn't. And whoever told you that is a race loser. I can guarantee you that. Okay, it's a race loser who has decided that they're gonna be telling people the rest of their lives, that their way is the best way, even though they come and last every single fucking time.

Okay. Listen, I believe that slow and steady can win the race. The problem is the Harry never enrolled in the race. Anything he has. They don't win in timed races. You know what I mean? They win and they win when you change the, when you change the rules of a race and you're like, hey, you know, it's life. Some people get there at 30, some people get there at 80, slow and steady wins race. Like that's not winning a race. Yeah. 50 years longer.

You already had a, you already had your slow and steady moment. Okay. You had the slow and steady moment earlier in the season when you two kissed drunkenly, that was your, you were slow and steady and you guys kissed. And now the race is over and it's time for you to move on to new races. It's time for you to choose a different lane. Okay. You can't, you can't necessarily change your vehicle in the middle of the race. You're, you're in you, you're hairy, but change lanes. You know what I mean? Like drive around some other cars that maybe you could keep up with. Because this is not working.

I say, you know what? Marga will continue with the racing. You choose a new event. I say follow in the steps of Gina Davis and be an archer. I know it's just racing. I don't think the race is for you. You're having a big, Gina Davis day. I'm going to find the third reference and it's going to be fabulous.

It's going to be a big one. So co-oper is changing and he goes, I knew he was gonna do that shit, which is a little, yeah, because you're not supposed to do that. So then Culver, yeah, so then he's all mad. So he goes to the kitchen and he's like, I guess I'm gonna have to make some olive on toast.

And Serena just ignores him and keeps chopping. And he's like, okay, here I go. Ah, look at me cutting this off, oh, ah, I can't even finish the word avocado. Ah, this is so hard. And then he is like eating it at, because we cut to a scene of Jwow and Jason talking about setting up a barbecue and it's going

to be on this little island, a little key, but at high tide, the island goes away. And then we come back and Culver is still eating his avocado toast because this needs more salt. Can't really compete with your food, Chaffee. And she just says nothing and starts salting her lobster tails like this is what I choose to sell. Not your fucking off of color Just yeah, fuck this guy. So then in the mess Terras like let's get pet prep for beach set up drinks and stuff and meet you at the SM and Adam's like yo take the time bro

Take your time and then he goes up the stairs things like fucking shit, bro Shit Yeah, what was that? I just can't understand Adam said and then he goes up the stairs and he's like, fucking shit bro. Fucking shit. Yeah, what was that? I just can't understand. Adam said- I think it's just in his personality. Like to just, I think he got in trouble a lot

when he was younger for back talk. He probably got like spanked a lot or like smacked when he had back talk. So now he just does it when he walks away, no matter what. Even if it's something good, he's traumatized. So now he walks away from a researcher way. Like you would probably go to Becky's grocery store and they'd say thanks for coming yeah thanks a lot everything was great yeah I love this store. Fucking bitch. If you walk off it's just there he is yeah he's so ungrateful to that great that

beautiful little grocery store so well he's probably also mad because the bad girl put his watermelon and jug of milk in the same bag and a broke on the way to the car. Let's be honest. So, he puts eggs in the same goddamn bag as melons. Like, what the fuck? That would be my fourth child. She does not have her father's brain. Sorry. So, the girl, me want one of the girls is like, I have a beer bomb, look Aisha, it's a beer bomb. She's like, oh, so you just poured it in there. That's awesome, how sweet, how lovely. Still, this is very, very quaint.

And if you think you're being hardcore, you're definitely missing the mock right now. Becky's like, yeah, I got him a little beer bunks for Christmas. Isn't that cute? I was like, aim higher, Becky. Aim higher. Okay. So then we go to the beach.

Now, this is just a little time, like you said, like this little tiny slip of land in the middle of the ocean. So you know, it's going to be trouble, right? Yeah. So, yeah. I got really tired because I said that and then I just looked at all the words. Don't come on these notes. Yeah. How? There's a lot of it. There's a lot of show left. Okay. So we're on like us. So they bunch them go to this

little tiny tiny little island to set up the barbecue and Culver was like staring at a shell. And then there's like some personnel swapping and everything. And then excitingly, big star arrives. A literal star has arrived. It's starfish, starfish on the beach. Highscarfish, starfish on the back to blow dick. And this was a big muppet one, right? Wasn't this like a big bluey-haired one?

Or is that from a dick? No, I think this was a fairly standard one. I was like looking for a hug because it was like lying out with a starfish, but it's like, but the edge of it's like, the edge of it's like- Look for her legs, we're sort of curling upward like, yeah.

Hug me, love me, welcome me. Hug me, hold out. I wanna hug you like this to my whole set. Mama, I'd like, oh, it has attachment issues. I don't look more the fucker stuff is. So it's done for his brothers and sisters lately, huh? Hmm. So they love the food.

Now they're like switching people on tenders going out, tenders coming in, let's switch people around and Margot's telling Serena. She's like wow, you know, you're such a good Challenger chef. You've never made anything bad and she goes well I have made bad choices and she points it cove her and directly in his face She is so savaged to cove her. It's amazing other way. It's the other way. It's the other way. It's the other way. It's the other way. It's the other way. It's the other way.

It's the other way. It's the other way. It's the other way. It's the other way. It's the other way. It's the other way. It's the other way. It's the other way.

It's the other way. It's the other way. It's the other way. It's the other way. It's the other way. It's the other way. It's the other way. It's the other way.

She is so sabbatical. It's amazing. So far, she has shoved him and pointed him instead of made bad choices. So, um. You're such an absolute whos of a man. To not have them nerve to come in and be like, I guess I have to make my own arm with car to chose. You're about to have to dig your own fucking grave. Be hot. Yeah, okay. So that they're all eating on this key and it's beautiful. It's fun, it's remote, it's lovely, but the tide is coming in and they're about to just

be eating in the middle of the ocean. So they have to come in. Jouah is sending a tender out there to fetch them. And Jason's like, can you stay up on it because that's all it's coming in? So the guests get on the tender, they get back, everyone's hustling, and they have to clean up this little island, and there's a lot of talk about

like the tides coming up, the tides coming up, we're seeing these overhead shots at the water. Like already the island is disappearing, it's very exciting. And Jowow tells us, you know, I'm literally shooting myself, I'm literally walking around with two pieces of poop in my drawers right now, because I said that I was literally shooting myself. And the wave, you know, if the wave sends the boat this way, then you're not facing Zimbabwe, but then if it sends it, the boat this way, then you are facing Zimbabwe. And then as the moment that that happens,

if the water gets in, we're going to capsize, and then it will never cease Zimbabwe. It will roll, and it'll either lose the boat or you'll reach the boat. So either the boat will float away or will be stuck in a sand. I don't know how those are the two options in this situation, but they are.

And if we don't do something quickly, we are not going to go anywhere, specifically not even Zimbabwe. Don, don, don, don, so he's holding the boat. They're pushing the boat. The boat, the boat, the boat. And they, John, John, so he's holding the boat. They're pushing the boat. The boat, the boat, the boat. And they, that's fine.

They'll get it. And Margot, that's fine. Margot was like, okay. So I'll do that a little bit. And then I'm Adam's like, holy shit. I got no experience on tentas getting beach like that. I feel like a fucking superhero. does get in beach like that. I feel like a fucking superhero.

Yes. Because Superman, like, wouldn't even been an issue for Superman. I'm just fucking beachable. So bitch. I just want to say, like, if this is what made you feel like a superhero, your superhero skills are very minimal. Yeah, you can push about into the one. Well, there are so many superheroes now. Like, what was Jeremy Renter's talent? It was like, he can shoot an arrow. I mean, they're just like coming up.

It's like, wow, hey, a guy can throw a nerf football really far. I know. There's someone out right now called Blue Beetle. And I'm like, Blue Beetle. Yeah, what Blue Beetle do? And the trailer, he like a bus runs him over, but he buy-secks the bus because he's strong or something. Well, that sounds like he murder everybody in there. Also, I thought, I think I saw that on Sun. Sun, what does that movie, Sean Chen? Is that what it's called?

Sean Lee, the seven rings were, you know, I don't want, you know, it was so good that movie, by the? Is that what it's called? Sean Lee, the Seven Rings. You know, I don't want, you know. It was so good that movie. By the way, everybody, if you need a good movie. Okay, so yeah, he's just like useless. Like, oh yeah, another superhero. He pushed a boat. He can push a boat. Like literally a Superman could lift a boat

with his pinky and he's like, oh, I was one of seven people who pushed a boat into the water. I feel like a superhero. No, real fucking hero. So then Chihuahua is talking to the captain and he's like, wow, everybody did great. Even Marco helped. It was amazing. Everybody's a superhero.

And then we get a shot of this gorgeous flat turtle. And I was like, is that thin privilege for turtles? Is that being thin for turtles? Because I've never seen a turtle that I was like, oh my God, that turtle looks amazing. Like that turtle, I'm not saying thin turtles look better than big turtles, like turtles or turtles. And they're all beautiful.

But I've never, that turtle works out. Like I don't know what it is, but that turtle, like literally I was jealous. And it was like a helpful turtle, because Jason's like, okay, everyone, get into your black. So you see everyone rushing to changes their black. And then we also see the turtles swimming forward and it's like, oh, this sweet turtle is

going to try to help out, try to get into its blacks and help out with dinner service. But little does it realize I can't because it's a turtle and it's in the ocean. But instead, a bus comes towards it and he splits it down the middle. It's a superhero turtle. I'm like, who do? A real fucking superhero turtle. Yeah, real, but yeah, you know what? Listen, that turtle just wants to help out because he's got brothers and sisters. He got to support.

He's gonna buy a house for him someday. Yeah, get better goals. I think that's like such a sweet goal, but also I think like you deserve better goals. I can't wait to pay my mom's rent. Fuck that. Go to Disney Land. That's what I think. It is literally like a virtuous, lovely thing that Adam is doing, but it also feels like

just the cliche character development on some random, you know, young adult novel turned into a movie. Like, yeah, you know what? The reason I've been working at this beach act is that I hope that someday I can buy a house for my 12 brothers and sisters in my mom. So we can put her feet up and she just doesn't have to relax.

I said, my, I got this. And the girls are like, oh my God, you mean so much to me? And then they have like, then they kiss, well, like, yeah, that's how you land like Jennifer. Not cool, it's a freckleface Jennifer? Like that. She's from Framespotting Action.

No, not from Frames. Jennifer Jason Lee. That's how you learn Jennifer Jason Lee. But also, I think if he said it once as part of his story, he'd be like, oh, that's sweet, but he's literally said it like 10 times. Where it's like, yeah, I just can't wait to take care of my die. I'm like, okay, okay, you're a really good person,

future Adam, who so far has not bought anybody a house. How about we stop the pre-bracking, you know what I mean? Because I feel like you're trying to like get laid right now instead of doing something kind for somebody. You don't get a like, you don't get a gold medal for wanting something good for someone. You know what I want, world peace, okay. I hope I get laid by everybody out there in America who hears this. I'm such a good person, you know, cause a world peace.

Well, now Aisha's looking at the window says, Oh, this is really pretty. It's like a paradise. So in Jason goes, Oh, I thought you were talking, I thought you were talking about me. Oh, no, no, you. So then, by the way, mom, mom texts Adam and goes, she goes, hey, call me later. I have something to tell you about your brother, which by the way, don't send a text like that. I was like, I know that I've died. Yeah, like I got a text to tell you, but I want you to actually call me. So we could talk about this hashtag and the buy me in 30 years. We're not gonna say about enough, Chips.

Listen, I hope you're having a wonderful day, honey. I hope you're doing well on that boat. Just want you to know something absolutely terrible in horrific happened to your brother. But don't worry about it. Just call me later tonight, but yes, it's worse than you can imagine. Okay, talk to you later, sweetie.

It's like that. But also, who doesn't call their mother? He's like, okay, and then forgets to call her. Like what the hell a person who's gonna buy his family house? Like, I would read that text and think somebody's dead. I think so too. I would think so too. And he's like, yeah, they would have a fuck it.

One less mouth to feed, once I buy them. Look, congratulations. I'll be able to buy a house sooner. We'll need one less bedroom. So, um, uh, now, uh, Joao's telling Harry about the tender and he's saying how like Margot was like, was there and she was lifting the tender and was so good. And Harry's like, she's right. She's just right, my girlfriend, and just cut some margot banging her head on the ceiling while she puts up decorations. Yeah, and she's going, Rudy, to, to any yummy time, down,

Rudy, to, to, any yummy time, down. And then we cut to Aisha asking about dinner, and Serim was like, well, I've worked all the days, so I'm going to give him the first thing is going to be Halloween. It's going to be Jackalanten golfing out guacamole. It's like someone that I would be attracted to looking at my face for the first time. Golfing all over the place. Basically. Corp are made me feel. Yeah, the first time by the way, that would be appropriate for her to like have something big

and brown. She's like, I'm actually gonna do color here. And then, um, then she, yeah, then she can do Christmas and then like Valentine's Day. And by the way, if they ask for an extra to start, I'll just tell them we'll also be celebrating Yum Kippur, no more food, no more, that's it. We're celebrating whatever the holiday is that you have to fast. Okay, I'm sick of cooking. So then, um, to our thanking the boys, whatever, who cares, cut to Marga hitting her head. Oh, you already said that part. Oh, geez, I'm behind. So then the guests are getting ready. Uh, Culver and Jamie are in the mass, making small talk. And then Serena's radioing for that crew. Who cares, hold on.

Okay, so Jason sees Culver. Cause Mount Culver is in the like pantry area. With like a different pantry area. Yeah. Like the Butler's pantry. I don't know what you call this one, but like a different service pantry. And he's with water buns and she leaves and Jason sees him

and he's like, oh, I'm used to sing you in the galley. Now you're hanging around here. Isn't that something? He's like, oh yeah, just doing the rounds. As in, I'm looking for some of those sandwich rounds, trying to make some more apple and toast. So then Aisha is teaching Margot about forks and Asia is like, Margaret is doing so so well. Each try does she ask me to give her the night shift and I'm not quite comfortable giving her the night shift just yet, but pretty soon, unfortunately I have to re-educate her a lot because she keeps hitting her head and forgetting the lessons I've taught her earlier in the day, but she's doing so well. Every time she

reads it, she just says, Rummy Tom Tom and it to be to be too sweetest thing I've ever seen. Every time she comes to, she says, I don't remember anything, not even my name, but I do remember that I only want to be friends with Harry. So, Joao comes in and asks, he co-vers doing the dishes. And so, Joao comes in and he's like, I'm out of the dishes. You can't come to the kitchens and I'll do this. And co-vers like,

ah, so he goes upstairs and he just goes, I'm so hungry. I'm so hungry. So he's kissing us doing dishes, trying to get some food from Sorry now. You've been eating all day, Culver, okay, enough. So then Culver's like basically, I was sort of, wow, it sells, tells us, I was already like, oh, I'm sorry, I stole your eye candy. She's, oh, I'm over it. I don't do second best because, well, you don't deserve

second best. I mean, who doesn't love you though? Am I right? Because so many people still not of ever going to be wife material unless my husband is a crann and she goes and Jewel is like oh you're so pessimistic and she's telling us, Serena and I have this connection that people may not understand, but we're just very comfortable with each other. We have two friends in common, but I don't know much about her. To be honest, there's much I'd like to get to know. So your special connection is that you each slept with people like mutual friends, like that's the span of, not really a special connection. So Rinda just doesn't, she doesn't want anything serious, she doesn't want to get hurt. And Jhorya was like, but if you found the right person to cuddle, you wouldn't be pitching.

For instance, I found the right person to cuddle, and it't be bitching. For instance, I found the right person to cuddle and it's the country of some bobway. Come here country. So now everyone's getting into costumes for this dinner and wow is like, I saw a center outfit by my door. Last time I saw this someone actually came down my chimney and robbed my mother. So. Are you talking about that? Sorry. That is so wrong. You are wrong for that. And you are hilarious. Sorry.

Sorry. Sorry. Oh, Lord. I'm sorry, guys. This is an episode of the week. Okay. Just melt your brain. I'm sorry guys. This is a few episodes a week, okay? Just melt your brain. I, um, yeah. We're only in the first 15 minutes of the show.

I just wanna point out. Are we really? What should we do? Oh my God. I'm just kidding. I'm scared. I was like, okay, we're cutting this off and moving this to the next one.

Okay, so, um, so that they're, they're all gonna get together in costume. So, Jihuahua's gonna be Santa and he, then Culver's gonna be Cupid. So Juao is gonna be Santa, and then Culver is gonna be Cupid. So Juao is like, oh, hey man, you're gonna be Cupid. And he's called this, Cupid? Who's Cupid?

I was like, what? He's like, yeah. I don't know. I just asked him to. Never heard of Cupid? That's hilarious. And he's like, no, who's Cupid? Well, it's a, never heard of Q-Pid. That's hilarious. And he's like, no, who's Q-Pid? Well, it's a little angel.

And it chases people around with arrows when they're in love. Oh, really? Because, wait, I call that shift cam. Because every time I've been in love, she's chased people. It would chase the girl around with an arrow screen with stupid. Stupid. Wait, aren't you talking about Jeremy Renner in that movie with the arrows?

No, no, no, no. Well, I mean, I know Cupid's a character and little cartoons stuff like that. No, you're probably thinking of the Capitone baby. Oh yeah. Yeah, I love the Capitone baby. I wonder if he could give me food. So the producer is like,

Culver tells the producers, who is Cupid? Like I know it's a character in a cartoon. The producer is like, oh, are you asking me? And he goes, yeah, yeah. It's the God of love. And he's like, oh my God. Is he trying to be cute?

Is it one of those things where you're like, I'm just stupid. Oh, aren't I cute? It's amazing. It's amazing how like empty Culver is. Like how much of an empty vessel he is because it's funny when he came on the boat, there was almost this feeling like, oh Culver is back and like, yeah, he could get, he could be a little lazy, but he's like pretty much a good deckhand and like, no, he's not a good

deckhand and he actually has like, he has like pretty much a good deck hand. And like, we're like, no, he's not a good deck hand. And he actually has like, he has like no personality. He just talks about food and smiles. Like that's all he has. He works out. And works out. He doesn't even know what's he bit is. He's got work at ribbons.

He does not understand cute bit. I think he does understand cute bit. I think he's doing one of those like, ah, aren't they stupid? I'm so dumb, guys. I'm like literally an idiot. Well, then he pulls like the Archie's card because he's like, well, I usually pick my costumes

and this one's been granted to me, but I'm a team player. You want Cupid? Cupid is here. Now he's always acting like it's hard to be Cupid. Like this is actually, like this is actually a burden for him to be Cupid. here now is almost acting like it's hard to be Cupid like this is gonna actually be it like this is actually a burden for him to be Cupid Right like the costume you would have picked out would have also been something wrapped around your waist and nothing else

So stop pretending that like the subtraction of a mullet just you know took you down a peg as the CEO of fun can we bring? So then he goes into the they announced the walk the barfing jackal hamtern walker mully and they love that and Cobra goes into the kitchen and Serena's like oh god. She sees this outfit. She's like oh god Cobra's just about dangling it out in front of you, isn't he? Just physically beautiful hanging it out in front of you, isn't he? It's just physically beautiful. Ho, he's a ho. Physically beautiful ho.

So then, all like the pumpkin, the vomiting pumpkins on the table, and Adam tells us, seeing this family board definitely makes me homesick, because I miss hugging and kissing my mom and my little brother and my sister, and my sister, and my other brother, and my sister, and my VHS copy of Can Grujak, and my sister. I just want to bring all my family onto a yacht like this, you know,

but like going to see it isn't easy and like you miss so many birthdays and holidays. I'm like, work at Circuit City, I don't know. What can I tell you at this point? Also, it's like saving you so much money, missing family birthdays, but that many people in your family. Sorry, couldn't be there. All right. Here's your $5 Starbucks card instead. So then, Culver passes Serena and she's eating soup. And he's like, I want food. Just mm-hmm. He's like, yeah. Well, I mean, like that. I want food like that. Just mm-hmm.

I was really hoping she'd just throw the soup on his face. Like, you want food? He is your food. I love it. Just told to get over his head. There's soup in my room. I feed him. And they also had a shot earlier in this episode where he,

like, he got after, I think it was before the avocado toast thing where they just show him walk into the mess and stare at the refrigerator and opens it. And he's like, I had the sad fridge. So then, now there's serving Christmas dinner, and then Culver gives Jamie the shell

that he found on the beach. And he's like, here's a shell, I have more. And he's like, oh, all right, well, I mean, you're just going to give them to everyone. He's like, no, you know, this is a bottle cap, right? It's not quite a shell. It says Diet Coke right there, right?

You see that? It has a dark oak shell. I just wanted to give you this shell because it represents me as a person, just a shell. I wouldn't give you a husk, but they don't have corn here. Maybe if we have a baby, it could be called Chris shell. So James, like, bless his soul, such a tricky situation. I don't want to rub anything in Zorin's face, but at the same time, I'm getting along really well with Culver.

I mean, he gave me a shell. So yeah, we have a great connection. We're basically married, me. So Adam gets the call from his mom and nice calling your mom back at him, Jesus. And so we just see his reaction. He's like, what? What?

He got jumped. So what? Tell me about his face. Tell's like, what? What? He got jumped. So what? Tell me about his face. Tell me about his face because that kid's fucking gorgeous. You tell me that face is fucked up. We're gonna have a problem. All right. What does he look like? All right. What does he look like? Does he look at all like a kangaroo? I'm getting help from that. I'm getting help from that. He's a little motherfucker. I know exactly who he's fucking type of kids. Oh, please, those positive middle mouth. Oh my god, bro. Oh my god. I'm so mad. Oh god. I'm like, he is literally, he is actually kind of a hilariously shy of like a guy from Brooklyn who cares about his younger

brothers. Like every single movie I've seen where they've had that character. He really is that, you know. So apparently his little brother did get jumped in the school yard by four kids, which is you know, fuck those kids by the way and I'm just sending me their names just send me their names. I'm like so you can what's male to my starfish You know, what do you do Kaiser so say? Are you gonna send them someone's army is leftovers? You can have them sink and fucking Middle school or whatever. He's like send me the adams, saying, couldn't be welcome at Johnny's oil chain shop. No time soon.

We had a call in all my papers. Yeah, he's like, no, he told my mom that the punches were really hurting him, and he's really scared. And the fact that I'm not there to protect him, that broke my heart. It's like, well, why did you get a job on a boat when you can't even swim?

They're like get a job in Brooklyn poor kid So more morning time now everybody goes to bed So Adam's telling Joao in the mess that his brother got jumped and they have this bonding moment and Joao's like, I know what this means you want to go home and you run to take care of it And he's like, yeah, I want to kick the shit out of someone. I got to deal with it when I get back. I'm just waiting for the names. I'm just waiting for their names. And so I was like, you got to be careful because you don't want to help so much that you wouldn't be there to help your family. And I understand because I've been in so much trouble at home. Zim is different, you go

to jail every other weekend. I'm not trying to one up your Brooklyn story, but I am just letting you know that my situation was harder. And Adam's like, yo, you feel so powerless, bro. And you're all like, families, everything made, especially in Zimbabwe. It's actually a little bit more of everything there than in Brooklyn just saying. We call it it Zamely. Yeah, it just makes it the little cooler, you know.

Actually, the funny thing is, sometimes I would just sit with my family and listen to our favorite record of top. Oh, in America it's called ZZ time, but we don't find it necessary to say that in Zim. It was in some top. It was in Zim Top. Oh, you know, and that's my matter. Sometimes I would just, my, some of my favorite childhood memories are sitting with my mother, putting in her favorite VHS of Liza with a Zim.

Those were great days. Liza with a Zim. Liza with a Zim. So then we get the great romance of Harry and Marga. So Marga is doing laundry and Harry comes in and he's like, what's happening? What's happening with you? And she's like, ironing. All right.

All right. All right. Cool. Go. I'll fuck you later. So then let's see, tender driving, we're worried that the tender's gonna crash into the boat because the captain's like, all right,

whoever's the tender driver, and he's gonna look after it, it's the tie on, it's the time of the tender. And go over like stand back captain, we'll let you know, we're gonna take care of the tender. Here's the tender, okay, that's the biggest thing I've ever done on the road. Tender's fine, everything's fine with the tender.

Yeah, but Culver fucked up his lines. And so, they needed to pull in the tender, but there was too much tension I was like, what's the thing? I was like, what's the thing? I was like, what's the thing? I was like, what's the thing? I was like, what's the thing? I was like, what's the thing? I was like, what's the thing? I was like, what's the thing? I was like, what's the thing? I was like, what's the thing? I was like, what's the thing? I was like, what's the thing? I was like, what's the thing?

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I was like, what's the thing? I was like, what's the thing? I was like, what's the thing? I was like, what's the thing? I was like, what's the thing? I was like, what's the thing? I was like, what's the thing? I was like, what's the thing? I was like, what's the thing? I was like, oh I guess I did, I guess I fucked that up. So Joao's like, if all three decans can't do their job, it's not a good sign. And I've got a total order. But the deck team that I have is what I have to work with. So I need to teach them because

if I wasn't here to teach everyone, they would be fired. And not furthermore, if I weren't here to teach them, I'd be in Zimbabwe. So just think about that for a moment. And that is the truth. He just laughed maniacally. Okay, so he's like, any line must start from that bottom. And he shows the guys how to do the ink or rope thing the proper way. And so they're learning he's taking charge. So now Margaret's, I'm not Margaret, Margaret's in her room. And she's like, Margot, make your bed.

So rude of me. And then now they guess leave. And so, I'm sorry, they're packing up. So they haven't actually arrived at the dock yet because the boat is approaching the dock. And Jhual puts Adam at like the front of the boat. The bow, I think,

the bow, I think it's the bow. And he's gotta do something up there. And as they're coming in, Adam's saying, like, yo, I just wanna do the best job that I can because I don't wanna let Joe out down because he's my new dad. And if I'm not working up to my potential,

I'm not working up to my dad's potential. So I gotta do this all right. I'm gonna be buying my house one day. So they get to the dock and he throws the line ever and they make it because they're like a foot away from the dock right. So the captain's like, please make sure I don't hit in the back and Joe has like Adam

forward on the bow forward. Adam just standing there. Leave it up. Yeah, Adam standing there. And then Adam goes, Adam goes, wrong person, bro. Yeah, and then Adam, like, and then Adam, like goes to the middle area because there's these big, like, pylons or whatever.

And the boat's approaching it. And so Adam's just standing there and they're like, what are you doing, Adam? And he's like, there's too much, it's impossible for one person. And Jason's like, come on Adam, come on, move the fan to it. And Adam's just sort of like standing there.

And then we go like, oh, yeah. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then,

and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then,

and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, Captain Jason, like one of the best captains, but personality wise, personality wise. This is a disaster. This is like platoon in boat version, in boat form.

Oh, I'm so glad you said platoon because I would meant to bring this up. Yes. I want a fun movie, what a fun film. What a fun, feel good movie. Before we end this episode, I had the entire time when I was watching last night, I was thinking myself, as long as we're talking about Adam being a movie type, I was like, you know what, Harry is the sort of person

who, like, when you watch a movie, like, Platoon, I literally was thinking about this last night. And he's the one in Platoon who comes in all like, oh yeah, I just saw it just on it for the wall, I thought it'd be great, it'd be fought in by the end, he's either dead or just like shell shocked in a bunkery like, let me sp-bomb, you know, he is like the one who gets ground down to a pulp in war movies Yeah, the only thing that was really missing from that film was Jean and Davis really

Well if you watch the director's cut you might be surprised you might find She's like I'm blonde in this one. Do you know had that like, Colver Tooth kind of way of talking. Or she's like, yeah, I'm here. I'm here to kick your ass. Well, thank you for giving that. Getting that third Gina Davis reference in before the podcast ended, because I feel like it's the same.

Even if it wasn't a real one, I couldn't believe how many things of Gina Davis's I forgot. What was the name of that TV show that she was on where she was like the president? It wasn't probably I don't think was it Madame President because of other Madame Secretary. I think it's Yeah, I don't remember what was called because there was Madame Secretary with Taylor Leoni Right, and there was a lot of David here. Don't do things about

Being in politics you just disappear, only never see it. It's true. Where's Gina? Tegia, Gina. Everybody is doing great things. That's all I was gonna say. Is she? She started foundation.

I'm sure she is. She started foundation about tracking things. It's all like it's very pro women and it's all about it's very pro women and it's all about like tracking the amount of times that women are depicted in certain in ways X, Y, and Z. X, Y, and Z. Et cetera, et cetera, et cetera. But like really it's like, it's just created a foundation

that's been helping Hollywood try to improve depiction of women in films. Wow. It's a whole thing. It's a whole thing that's very impressive. What a way to take it from platoon to actually feeling good about ourselves, in our world, in our lives,

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