Watch What Crappens - Below Deck Down Under: Ice Queen

Episode Date: July 26, 2023

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and you're to meet today is the one and only hilarious and lovable Mr. Ronnie Caram Hi Ronnie, how are you? Well hello beautiful man. Hi, we are here today to talk below deck, day on unda, before we do that though, some things that you should know.

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So that's really cool. Also, on Patreon, you get access to our bonus episode. And it's funny, you know, speaking of bonus episodes, which I just mentioned, we started this recap, this recap that you're listening to, we actually already started it. We already recorded it and what happened was, we're like, hey, before we dive into below deck down under, let's touch on the below deck, sailing out reunion.

Let's just like touch on that before we get into the, the down under recap. Well, guess what? We wound up talking, talking our little behinds off for 40 minutes and we said, you know what? You know what? Let's make this a bonus episode. So that is our bonus episode for this week.

So if you wanna hear our thoughts on the below deck sailing reunion, go to Patreon. So patreon.com, search, watch or crap. And since it's our bonus episode this week, it's gonna be up, It's gonna be fabulous. You're gonna love it. You're gonna have a great time. And also we'd love to hear your thoughts on that reunion

and correct us in the things that we got right and wrong. And yes, so go check that out. Well that's such a crazy reunion because there is no right or wrong. Nobody understood. I mean, I've been scouring the internet, trying to piece together the timeline of everything that they're talking about.

Nobody understood. It doesn't make any sense. So a lot of it is just us going, I've been scouring the internet trying to piece together the timeline of everything that they're talking about. Nobody understood. It doesn't make any sense. So a lot of it is just us going, well, did he mean this or did he mean that? And was it on this day or was it that day? And they fuckered if they make out? That's the big conundrum that is that season. Nobody really is going to know the truth for sure.

Okay. It's all even after two hours of it, it's still mostly conjecture on a conjecture on all of our parts. So it's fun trying to figure it out. It's like a mystery. It's like a made mystery. Yeah. Made mystery.

So now let's do what we intended to do with a bonus episode all along, which is recap below deck down on da. It's the second episode of this week. So this is episode three of the season. If you're like, babe, but what about the other episode that aired? Well, guess what? That's also on our podcast feed.

So go check on the feed. Be sure to subscribe, by the way. So that way I don't just make it easier for you. But this is the third episode of the season. And the big cliffhanger is that Luke just planted one and Margot at the club and she's like, whoa, whoa, whoa, did not expect that. I mean, he's low down and dirty. He did the whole, you've got an eyelash, close your eyes and then kiss her.

You can't do that. I don't know what year you think you're living in, sir, but you can't do that. And so she's like, no one's ever done that to me before. And it's like you've never seen that before, that it's called a kiss from Deonanda. Oh really, this is called a restraining order. From above, from up above. This is called an HR violation from all around.

You fucking slime bag. It's called a salt, sir. He goes, there's a face for everything. And she goes, no, no, like I'm not mad. I'm not mad. I just, you know, you know, wow, that was like a lot. So then he goes and gets a tray of shots. And Harry's watching it from afar with Zarina.

And he's like, he's been trying, strong, white, he's hard since she got on the boat, you know? He's coming over, act normal, act normal. She's like, he's like doing a shot looking real like, be normal, be normal. And then she starts flailing because we're 10 year in a glass case, be normal. He has just like this way of flailing.

He takes a shot too bigly and just like flails all over. So then Serena's talking to Margo. And she's like, oh, so at the ball. He tried to kiss you and you pushed him big. Margo's like, yeah, he did do that. She goes, so what? How do you feel? Do you feel that about him back? And she's like, I mean, I guess I've got a crush on him.

I was like, oh, oh, I'm so disappointed. I was like, really? Come on, Margo. I wanted at least a little like, yeah, I have to do that. I don't know. It was kind of creepy. You know, but I don't know. I just, I know.

I was so disappointed. And then Zarina's like, so what did you pull back? You perfectionist look all I am. And Margo's like, no, I just wasn't expecting it, you know? So then it cuts to Laura. And she's trying to be sexy. And she's like, grinding, I just wasn't expecting it, you know? So then it cuts to Laura and she's trying to be sexy and she's like, rounding on a lighting pole because she thinks it's like a stripper pole

and she's like, look at me, little Latvian stripper. I've been Latvian stripper for 15 years now, yes! And security just pulls her off. Security had a lot of work to do this episode. They had to keep pulling them off everything. The poles, Luke coming in between Margot's leg and lifting her with his head. Security was busy today. Luke is break-nassing right now. By the way, in case anybody's wondering, why do you guys think he's such a douchebag?

Also, I think Luke is getting away with a lot with the audience because he smiles so much. That's my theory. He's got a very nice smile and disposition and people are letting him get away with shit. This guy is a piece of shit. Yeah, I think so. I think we're, and he's also like not, he doesn't have all the slimy qualities, outwardly slimy qualities as like a Gary.

Like Gary has like the greasy hair and he's like, yeah, yeah. Has that like the laugh that just sounds like a million cigarettes? You know, Luke is just like smiling like, made to jump out of a plane, because I love adrenaline and breaking all the rules, except the one I work, in which case, I follow all the rules aggressively.

Yeah, except the ones I don't. Still smile, like he even gets away with it with the captain, I think, because he's like, oh, totally get it, captain, totally get it, totally understand. I'm I'm on your team. It's like then he goes about you know, so Let's see Aisha and Margot now Aisha's talking to Margot and she's like I can't get with the lake and lake and my crazy that wrong! Marker's like, well, should we? I think well, why wouldn't you? Except for the fact that he was just like super aggressive

and violated your space and didn't ask for consent. And Marker's like, well, he's super aggressive and I think it's just like too much right now. Well, don't you think something so nice is the build up? Like, cut me to a friend a little faster, my ride! What happened to flirting? What happened to poking your eye into someone's eyeball and me be up into the butt hole a little bit? What happened to good old fashioned flaring?

Warmest good old fashioned flaring. When I met my boyfriend I said you want a shit in the pocket first to shellie. Thanks, common flaring. I miss the days when gentlemen were gentle, and they'd stick their finger up your nose and pull out a little piece of snuff you to look at and say here. This will be an engagement ring at some time. What happened to fluting? And then it cuts to loot covering one ear on the dance floor like he's a DJ And he's wearing a shirt with patches all over it And I'm like I know you think you're cool, but you look like a janitor in a public school Which is fine, but I just don't I don't know that that's in fashion, but maybe it is you know what I'm like, I know you think you're cool, but you look like a janitor in a public school, which is fine, but I just don't,

I don't know that that's in fashion, but maybe it is. You know what the fuck do I know? Janitor Sheik. It's like a thing now. Maybe it's in Vogue. I don't know, Ronnie. Sounds like you're kind of elevated him.

So Margot's like, she's like, it just was like so quick and unexpected. I mean, but I'm attracted to confident men. I'm just, I'm not gonna close the door just yet, you know? I'm like, yeah, well, you can be attracted to confident men, but don't be attracted to confident men. I'm not gonna close the door just yet. You know, I'm like, yeah, well, you can be attracted to confident men, but don't be attracted to dumb men. How about that?

How about that? Shouldn't that negate it all? Yeah, she's like, I just don't wanna jump in to anything. And then it cuts to loop dropping a tray of glasses on the ground and breaking them all, because he's wasted. And Harry's like, oh, she's dropped all tray of glasses on the ground, man.

Don't let go the chance now! I'm done for it! Hi, Miss! Looks like I'm holding the glass and not knocking it over, so... Is that anyone, Miss? Uhhh, so, they leave, and everyone's having fun and wasted and stuff. And back to the boat, Harry helps Carrie Margot out of the car. And Margot's like, really didn't need you to lift me. And he's like, put on our deeds.

So what do you think of that? Oh, these guys, what is it with guys? Why are guys all just still like this? Like they immediately just start fighting over. Is it because we just watched the below deck sailing where it's like Gary and Colin and Daisy's just a ping pong, you know. Right. I know that time works differently on these shows, but God, I wish Margot could watch that

mess before she shot any of this season. It's not going to end well. I seriously agree. So yeah, so so so Luke helps Margot. And I'm sorry, Margot starts helping Luke get onto the boat or something, and then at the pass of hell, he just starts making out with her. And Harry sees this and he's like, I hate it, I do that.

And Margot's like, well, that was a way to make an entrance. Well, wow, you hadn't yet, hello. I always wanted to say that, because it's always Renee who got to say that line instead of me, Bonnie Hunt. So, it feels good. It feels good to take the line at last. It's funny because you had me when I said hello, miss. Harry, it's not as good when you

do it. Sorry. So Harry sees it. So he goes on a competition mode. So he's like, oh, you know what we're going to do. We'll be out the hot tub, mate. Let's sit at the hot tub. And looks like Margot come with me, we'll fill it up. And she's like, nah, I need to change into my bathing suit. And looks like come with me right now. So then Harry gets all excited and starts showing off his speedo because Harry has a personality that we don't know yet, guys. Harry likes speedos.

That's his thing. You know what, guys. Harry likes speedos. That's his thing. You know what, I bet Harry loves, and we've seen this once or twice before on these shows, and I bring it up every time, because I think it's always important to point out. So everyone knows. Harry probably loves Ultimate Frisbee, and he probably loves Frisbee golf too.

He's just that type. It's just, it's terrible. Yeah, like extreme Frisbee golf. Like he's one of those guys. Like, yeah, you wanna go play some frisbee, but like in a way that's super annoying So he's like, I've got I've called a speed up for every occasion And this one has pineapples and listen, I'm trying to root for you Harry. I know I am Listen, I'm trying to root for you, Harry. I really am. But I support your bungee smugglers.

I enjoy that you have a garment that you're really close with, but let's let this be the end of that chapter. Okay, let's do this. I'm gonna put this on. And now it's over. Okay, it's done. So now Lucas kissing Margot on the deck again. And Margot's like, no stop, I don't want to ruin it and he goes so he goes

But I feel like a flit and scumball on flit and just has it It's only been a day and by a day I mean really about four hours since I got on this boat So I think you may be moving a little quickly there sailor Yeah, cuz he keeps so they're by the hot tub and she's like oh wait So the hot tub so has to fill up and goes yeah Like no, I got a pee. And he just keeps like, you know, sorry, he keeps forcing the kisses.

And she's like, Jesus Christ, you know, like, yes, my dog died. No, I don't want your casserole. You know what I mean? Geez. Like, you don't want to say no to a casserole. You know, they're just trying to be nice. But how many baked tuna dishes can one girl have? Okay. Like, let me mourn my dog for at least like, you know, 12 hours before you send the

casserole over. Yeah. So, um, Luke is like, don't be like that. And she goes, well, no, I just, I don't want to dive in and have a biocry tomorrow. I mean, of course, I'm down to FLIR, but I just, I just don't know if I want to do it right now. And he's like, oh, come here. I don't of course, I'm down to Flair, but I just I just don't know if I want to do it right now And he's like, oh come here. I don't be angry Which is what what don't you why aren't you fucking hearing dude get your fucking pause in your loser disco hat off What what is he not hearing and she's like I'm not he's like don't be angry And she's like I'm not angry. I'm hesitant so then he starts like kissing her cheeks And then he gets her like a okay Here's a friend double cheek kiss and then he kisses her lips. I'm like dude just leave her alone. I know I know

So Margot's like you know we have a connection, okay, and it'll probably go somewhere Okay, you're doing good things. Okay, but let's okay. Do we have do we have a sewing kit? Okay? I found a sewing kit Oh look, I found a pin. I'm gonna put a we have a sewing kit? Okay, I found a sewing kit. Oh look I found a pin I'm gonna put a pin in that sewing kit. We call that putting a pin in it So okay, I'm gonna have to go to sleep now. Okay, bye So now everyone's wasted in mess and they're and it's just like putting ten ramen noodles in one big bowl and they're microwaving them and Harry's like eating out of the bowl and Luke's like hot tab. Let's do the hot tab and he says,

like, I'm ready for bed, where's the Ken Ken Queen? And it just cuts to Laura like, I have been sleeping for 15 years. I know what he's like, we're sleeping Latvia. Hop, hop, hop, hop, hop. So now Harry actually is really out.

He wants to go to the hot tub because now he's gonna try to make a move on on Margot. He's like, anyone wanna take these bungee smugglers with me to the hot tub? And he won't come on someone has to come with me and everyone's like, no thanks. So he like goes up there and he's like, if she comes up to the jacuzzi, she's in. And otherwise, she's not. So, all right, fingers crossed, it's only going to be, I'm going to give it 10 more seconds, five seconds or one second. All right, let's start the clock again, 10 more seconds, she'll be here.

She'll be here, okay, let's give her a minute now. Maybe we'll give her 30 minutes and she'll show up, I'm sure. She's going to be here, I'm sure. Me or some up here waiting for ya. How long does it take to take to back? Who gave you that long? Poor Harry can even make getting in the hot tub uncool. I don't think there's ever been a blowdack where the first night they did not get in the hot tub.

That's true. That's true. You ruined the hot tub, Harry, congrats. The minute Harry wanted to go in, everybody else is Nah, you're so right actually and he goes and then Harry tells us I don't know what to do Luke is my boss on both fancy margo. I mean it's a shit situation It's a shit sandwich. I'm like wow are we already diving into the same storyline from Alex and Carrie like so quickly Wow, yeah immediately So then he just laughs too hard and she doesn't come to the hot tub So you just like kind of. Yeah, immediately. So then he just laughs too hard

and she doesn't come to the hot tub. So you just like kind of flails out there. So then the next day, the captain gets another text from the new Decky in all caps. This all caps worries me. All caps. It's like, I'm catching another flight. I will say yes now.

My God, for Christ's sake. Okay. Shouldn't you have, I don't know who you are where you're coming in from, but you should have jet lag. So please at least go back to normal case. What is, wait, what is non-caps lock again? What is like normal like non-caps? Lever case, I don't know.

A average case, normal case. Lever case, but you would still use a capital every once in a while. It's just not all capital. So it wouldn't be lower case. It would be like red case. Let's call it red case. Lower case with like an occasional upper case. Upper case.

Average case. Spice it up. Like normal case. Just a common case. You know what I mean? There it is. At least you small caps. No caps.

No caps. Go back to no caps. Just silence. No, that's there. At least do small caps. At least do small caps. No caps. No caps. Go back to no caps. Just silence. That's lower than I would be lower case. Could you just, just, just send like one emoji, just send like a emoji of a guy running, and we get it, we get it, we're set.

So Laura, it's morning, Laura's, she's like, well, did I embarrass myself last night? You know know because since I'm just worried that you might be wearing off on me Aisha I'm like, no, no, you will fall, you're just dancing, it is great I'm not as like how was my dancing critique me. Did I do any part of one like last night? It is my jam Did I without sugar plum fairy, please tell me I did. Have my Julie Tamar costumes that I had for Lion King performance for later the season at some point. And decking decking decking clean and clean. The best part of waking up is washing surfaces and cups.

So Adam is kind of looking at who's Adam? Hold on. Adam is Brooklyn guy, Kangaroo Jeff. Oh right, right. So Adam's looking around, not really knowing what to do. And looks like, look here bro, this salt all over the ceiling. We could be doing this. This is what we need to do.

And Adam's like, oh God, we got to dry, no sorry. Adam's like, oh my God, we got to dry the deck heads. He's like, can't you don't leave it like this. That's pure laziness. It takes five minutes at home. And Adam's like, well, I guess whatever you say goes, bro. Yeah, Adam, if fucking does, get the fucking work. That's usually the way it stand up for Luke.

I know, that's usually a hierarchy work. So inside Asian Laura, they are trying to figure out how to wipe off some ring stains on one of the tables and It's just like oh maybe just some vinegar And Laura's like I don't like using vinegar vinegar reminds me of Latvia vinegar most popular soda in Latvia Okay, I use vinegar if this use what you say as you want it to me. Oh no, here it goes. Now Laura is just gonna completely turn. We knew it was gonna come.

I didn't know it's gonna come episode two and three, but here she comes full forest. I'm surprised it didn't come sooner. And she's really doing this resentful, genie thing, which is as you wish. As you wish. As she really is She's like Barbara eating on a bad day like a god fucking Larry Hagman again Jesus Christ how many wishes does this fucker get?

I dream of Ken Kentress so Adam is me well Adam is like all mad He's like this bullshit. I'm not lazy at all. Okay. I study every single line out of kangaroo jacks That make me a lazy person? I don't think so. So, Harry's like, don't worry about it mate. And I'm like, I'm not used to that. I'm like, do my job. I take it serious, bro. So he's like, yeah.

So seriously, he learned how to swim. Yeah, so he's like, exactly. So we get a lot of luck from Adam. He's like, come from the commercial ships, his third officer. I have, I have like a commission in the military, a bachelor's in science, a marine transportation, and an unlimited license.

Also, I have this card that if I go to Michael's, I get 10% off. And now, being the third deck camp, the lowest on the totem pole, and being told to go clean up some nasty sludge in the corner, that's kind of fucked up. But I'm trying my best. You didn't learn to swim, sir.

Okay. Yeah. I don't even know what the fuck you're doing on this boat. You're going to get fired and you have anger issues. If you don't like being on being lows on the totem pole and having to clean up sludge in the corner, and if you feel like that's fucked up, um, don't apply to be a deckhand somewhere. How about that?

If you feel like it's an insult for you to be a deck hand, then apply for a job at that level that you should be at. But don't apply for a deck hand. You're the one who chose to do this. You're the one who wanted to be on TV. Commershues. Here comes one right now. So how he goes, well, didn't worry about it.

Just do as you told, and Adam goes, okay, Mr. Wizard See, that doesn't even make sense. It's not the dude with Mr. Wizard. There's no scientific element to any of that I know that that's him being like a dick like oh, I guess you could solve it all. What are you a wizard? Mr. Noah it all fucking know it all wizards How about you don't come on to TV and talk about how Kangaroo Jack was a formative film of your childhood. Okay, and then you can start dancing other people. He's like, fine, professor McGonagall.

So then, uh, Jason, who's a witch, I guess. So Jason's like, um, Serena Serena, your logger's in the marina. And, uh, I don't think he knew that that rhymed, but it was pretty cute. And she's like, I'm a baby. I need my mean. It's so many wives. And I don't think he knew that that rhymed, but it was pretty cute. And she's like, I'm not very free. I need my men. It's so many wives. He told me about my luggage.

Cautical, we still hold. I can't wait to receive me in product, Chanel. You know, the whole Banga. And then Luke is still like in this. Everyone's sort of doing that thing where they've been yelled. But I, by everyone I mean, like the deckeys. All the deckeys are doing that thing

where they've been yelled at. And so therefore, they just passed the deckies are doing that thing where they've been yelled at and so therefore they just passed the yelling down. So now Luke has been yelled at by Jason so now he's yelling at the other people and he's like, it's like this takes filthy man. This is so filthy. Look at these disgusting filthy, this is like lazy persons take what? Yeah. And Harry's like, yeah, so hi, did you hook up with Margot? And he's like, I think so, sir. And he's like, yeah, so hi, did you hook up with Margot? And he's like, I think so, sir. And he's like, well, I don't know if it's just the first night out of the world to go though, is it?

When I saw it, I was like, shh! And it looks like so you keen on it then. And he's like, yeah, I think it's the best to get it out in the open like that. You know, I was like, wow, how like... Emma Thompson movie is this? I just thought you should know, I have a heart for the same woman you have a heart for. May the best family name win. It's very like remains of the day, remains of

the teak. It's like, we both acknowledge our relationship, but we mustn't do this because that's a higher good we have to serve and that higher good is Mr. Charles with. Yeah. And it looks like, well, we can't let it come between us. So, will it hurt us? And Lou, I think, I'm going to force my mouth onto her mouth at five different times tonight. Yeah, I don't have to decide.

We'll let her decide if her tongue is ever free from the embrace of my tongue. So, um, uh, Saluk is like silly hairy. That's never gonna go negatively. I mean, it's never gonna go negatively because on this charter, because I don't think a hairy even has a chance.

Nice guys always finish last, always. They do. I mean, that's true. It's true. I also just fear. I don't I mean that's true. It's true. I don't root for that to happen, but it does literally happens every time. So. There was actually weirdly enough

odd satisfaction in someone finally just like really embracing that. Not saying that I like that. I don't like that nice guys finish last, but people are always like, oh I guess it's true nice guys finish last, or you know what they say nice guys finish last, but he's actually banking on it. He's like, well, nice guys finish last. but people are always like, oh, I guess it's true. Nice guys finish last or, you know what they say? Nice guys finish last. But he's actually banking on it.

He's like, well, nice guys finish last. I win. And I thought that it's refreshing, but it's like, at least someone's open, like acknowledging it. Like, you know what? This is the way of the world. Well, it's nice to see that he's acknowledging that he's not nice because he's really good at putting on

an act with his whole, like big smile at everything and big wide open eyes. And it's nice to acknowledge that he's really good at putting on an act with his whole big smile at everything and big wide open eyes. And it's nice to acknowledge that he's an asshole. As far as the good guys finish last, with, in relationships like this, they do. But I don't think in real life, they always finish last. I think it's just like in douchey situations where it's like who's going to get fucked first, the mountainized person, just in relationships. Yeah. and fucking.

But in every other way, the nice guy, you just like finish this first, and then they make fun of guys like you who are still doing the same thing 30 years later and complaining about TEEK and trying to get like, for sure kisses on, like, young girls on boats. Yeah, exactly. Just look at the last season of regular blow deck

and look at the bows in there, and you can see your trajectory. So it's like looking at one of those smokers' lungs photos. It's like that commercial that always errors during the view with a lady who has like the tricky out of me who's like, I smell thought 28 years. Do they still have that? This is not that.

I mean, I haven't watched the view since like 20 20 I was like this is the hole in the throat where they're like always have that lady Yeah, I was a fuck boy now like it My skies finished last Turns out it was me They don't even have a trick. Yeah, mean, that's just what their voice has turned into. So, Zarina's unpacking, and she's really happy, because she's got, she's like reunited with her Gucci's

and Pradas and Jimmy Choo's, and she's like, this is probably $60,000 to $100,000 worth of stuff in that suitcase. I sound like I'm looking okay, you know, but doesn't it? Nothing like that. Nothing whatsoever. Just please don't put that doll I have in the air in the water. I don't know if anyone ever saw traffic, but you know, things have happened. A serena, Luke, serena, Aisha, make me increase my food preference sheet meeting. She's like, I'm going, I'm so in love with that motherfucker.

Right, so they all go down. She's in like a Chanel product. I wanted her to come down and like a ball of cat and like, hello, tiger. I know. It's me. I just wanted her to just be dressed like, really like all the real house, that's in New Jersey, just with like Chanel earrings,

but on the wrong side of the year. And like just like, Fendi, Pr Fendi Prada Gucci on one shirt. So it's Chalton number two. Sorry, sorry what we can say. Well I was just gonna say it is kind of like Housewives because it's people who shouldn't really be wearing it. I'm not saying like everybody can't enjoy their brands but I feel like brands that are that expensive,

that's like fuck you money. Where yours, I think the only fun thing is for is for poor people to be like, look at that idiot with this Chanel belt that costs $500. Like what a moron. Like you see them while you're at the subaro, right? You're like, oh, idiot. It's fun when it's fuck you money. And then the rich people are like, I'm so rich.

I don't have to care what those poor people think. Look at my stupid belt. But I think like when you're not, when you don't have fuck you money, I get sad seeing people in that. Like whenever I see Gina, like whenever I see Gina from Orange County and like fake Fendi,

I'm like, that's just sad. It just makes me sad for her. You know, I feel bad. Well, I just feel sad for her generally when she wears anything. Just like I'm just always sad for her. But I do think though that like the idea of bringing an entire bag of designer clothing

onto a boat that you're working on, I just feel like I wouldn't do that because I feel like it smells down there in the dorms. I don't think you want to have designer clothes expose that stuff. Be like how do they do dry cleaning on this? Do they do it when they drop it off when they're important? Pick it up again the next time they're important?

I guess that makes sense. And then see, I just feel like things will go wrong, things will get spilled. I don't know. I just feel like I feel like it's like going to a farm. You're not gonna like wear your, unless you're headed to bro, you're not gonna be wearing your Louis Vuitton

around the farm, you know? Yeah. So then no one like, yeah. No offense to fancy farmers. Uh, so we go to the prefer sheet meeting. People need to do those jobs for us to have to say all of the farmers in the world for letting the wealthy people like me live as fabulous as we do to the maid in Prada. I would like to say you're welcome.

To all the fancy farmers, congratulations, you'll still never be as wealthy as I am. So, Chatter 2, Jack Freeman, and Serena's like, oh my god, he's got to be a foodie, I can just tell. Jack Freeman is the primary, he's a luxury interior designer based in Sydney. He's got very expensive taste. Jack and his friends are foodies. I was like, oh no, I hate self-described foodies. I know. Horrible human being.

I've never met a self-described foodie that isn't a complete fucking jackass that PS knows nothing about food. Exactly. Like, I mean, theoretically, I guess, like, technically, I would, people would probably call me a foodie, but I would never call myself a foodie. Right? I would say, you don't call yourself a foodie. You wait for someone else to be like, oh, he's a foodie. Meaning like, he would say, I really don't call yourself a foodie. You wait for someone else to be like,

oh, he's a foodie, meaning like, he understands food, I don't, so I'm gonna call him the slur of foodie. You know the only foodie I like? The Ninja foodie, because I feel like it's a good air fryer. Just got it on prime day. I love it. And also I feel like it's tongue in cheek.

It's like the Ninja foodie. It's like, so poor people can be like, oh yeah, I got your foodie. It's an ninja air fryer mother fucker foodie foodie So by the way here's something I forgot about when I was writing these notes for later in the episode One of their Jack has requested all drinks served chilled with ice So I was going to get on my high horse the later on this episode about you know like it's realistic to serve red wine at room temperature

because that's where it should be. But they did specifically say right here they want all drinks chilled with ice. I guess maybe As Asia interpreted that as like drinks not wine. And like not not putting wine in the umbrella of quote unquote drinks. Right, but she's also doesn't give a fuck about the ice because I think she feels like they that's not regular over there, right? With its ice is everything. It's just culturally it's not there and these people are from Sydney. And I think she's like fuck these people and they're constantly wanting ice. Like she does not she's not down for like the smoddy assholes, you know, which I kind of like. I like that. I would never normally say that about a chief's dude. Like,

I love when they just ignore what the guest wants. But there is part of Asia that's just like, no, no, to like we like that lady, like I need my I need someone to come wake me up with champagne at five in the morning And she's like no That time fucking ridiculous what he crazy We lost your fucking mind no stupid you can get it when I get up though And I feel like a lot of chief stews would be like oh my god We have to have someone up at five in the morning and then every episode you'd hear that Or whatever oh no the iPhone alarm

Is that the iPhone I hear it every day and every time I hear it in public I just feel triggered, you know, but I like that fake American beauty music, you know? Yeah. So anyway, I think she's kind of fucking around with this ice. I think she's like, fuck these people in their ice requests, so I'm not doing it. Yeah, either way, the point is they did specifically request ice.

And so I was gonna like be just harder on them than I probably will be. So just so everyone knows everyone has their expectations tempered. So the night one they want. Oh my god, you're even tempering your expectations. What a foodie. Oh my god. Guys, just please flambé your expectations right now. Okay, Ben just put his expectations in a bowl over a pot of boiling water. So really well. He's also tempered. These expectations spent four hours in a CV machine and then they are served actually at room temperature, but we're going to include a demi-gloss. That is on the warmer side. He's like, guys, I would really like to slowly incorporate and

fold in the expectations on this one. Okay. Yeah. We're just going to bring it to temp. So, um, anyway, they want, they just want stuff. Okay. So, Zarina is saying how she just feels, but she already feels behind, you know, because there's awful galley and everything. And she's like, when you're proud of what you do and you're passionate and you want perfection, you can always do better. At least apparently in cooking, apparently not in art, according to my subject teacher in grade school. So beach pic next tomorrow, jazz is like, Jason, it's like last childhood, it was 10 out of 10 forever, but five out of five for results.

Now we've got an extra girl and deck will be extruded a day so we should be back on track. And then we see the suitcase rolling up the dock. And we hear, oh hell yeah brother. And then we see memories of some kind of animal pelten, a Viking costume, and a huge gold chain. You guys excited? And Australia's favorite young American who looks sort of like an old American but maybe

middle-aged American. He's age-and-big-us, it's Culver. He is back as predicted. The teeth, the wide, wide, wide big teeth. Culver teeth is back. And wait, he's not, Kenny, he's not Australian. Where's he from? He's from Maryland. No, he's from Maryland. He's from Maryland. I'm saying that like the Maryland turned Australia He's returned to Australia where all the Aussies are thrilled to have there

I basically just saying that like he looks young and he looks old all at the same time Yeah, he's like your boy is back in Australia And there's electric guitar music. I was like, wow, yeah, that Maryland. There's that Maryland heavy metal. Here it is. Maryland, Maryland. Your boys back to CEOs back. And I know what that stands for.

Chief entertainment officer. Buckle up and get ready. We're gonna have ourselves a good time this season. And Culver is very much from the School of Bravo because they cut to evidence of him being really fun and he's wearing a mollet. So that is Bravo, that is standard Bravo, a fun straight guy stuff. Yeah. Oh my god, I've got a mollet wig.

Yes, fun. Hi, I'm for 10 years. So Jason's like, how are your travels? He's like, very smooth travels. It's like, great to hear that. So we have to talk about last season, good energy. But you had a little bit of a down there. So we had some flashbacks of how like,

cover was really fun. But then like, late in the season, cover ate a lot of cereal. And everyone's like, Culver was really fun, but then like, late in the season, Culver ate a lot of cereal, and everyone was like, what was I eating so much cereal? Culver got tired, okay? And he goes, yeah, this time, you tell me to jump and I'm gonna say,

ha ha ha, how do you want me to jump? I got a great captain who needs me, say, here I, I was like, do you please talk faster and also move your mouth. Like sometimes I feel like he's just like working one of those puppets. What do you call those puppets? We're in a trilliquist. Oh, yeah. I'm married. No, no, a ventrilo, yeah, dummy. He's like a ventriloquist. He talks just kind of like day.

He's like, I'm cold or you seem a smile, but not the words been formed in my mouth. Yeah, he's throwing his voice. So then Jason's like, Jason, Jason, Aisha, please come to the bridge. So she walks in and she's like, Oh, come on. Just goes on for 10 minutes. It's like, it's next 20 minutes of the show.

Looks like look at this excitement. Dinner, look away on it! This guy! Everyone, this guy! Once more, a moly wig! A moly, can you believe it? I'm so excited. So Clover comes in and they like hugging everything and then he starts to meet everyone.

And then Clover meets Zari and he's like, I'm going to be your biggest fan. I love to eat. And Harry's like, sounds like he, hi, hi Adam. Sounds like he got a new mic, might, because both Americans are wrong. And Adam goes, yeah, I got a new best friend. I was like, I didn't take that seriously when he said it. But the rest of the episode, I'm like, wow, Adam really meant that. Adam was like, fuck these four winners.

I got two Americans now, fuck this guy. Yeah, he basically just like stopped being friends with Harry this episode. So he just decided like, I've gotten another American. I've got another American. We're going to Australia together like this guy, you know, my my can't grew Jack dream is finally coming true. It doesn't work when you're like the whole point of two Brooklynites going to Australia, they never been to Australia before. So it doesn't work when it's like a

Brooklyn guy in Australia guy because the Australia guy's been there before. Do you want to see what I'm saying? Yeah, can't grew Jack has to Australia before. So it doesn't work when it's like a Brooklyn guy and Australia guy, cuz just Australia guy, it's been there before. Do you wanna see what I'm saying here? Can't grow Jack, has to be accurate. Yeah, and also you know someone's being hateful whenever they say things like, bro, it's just how you talk. It's like hilarious. Yeah, you're a piece of shit, okay? I can't wait to see Adam slowly.

Well, I guess we are watching Adam slowly lose it, cuz he's gonna go crazy here. Yeah. So, yeah, Zarina's telling Aisha that her suitcase arrived and Luke goes and hugs Margo and he's like, hi, I'd like to apologize for forcing you to last not. I'm probably gonna do it five more times than I, but just small apologies for last not, so don't get behind in my place. Oh, don't apologize. I didn't want that to happen. You don't got to apologize. It just don't want you to feel too bad.

Oh, Margot, you're killing me. Yeah, and it looks like, well, I don't feel bad. I just don't want you to feel upset. I was like, oh, well, that's great. That's great. It's like, I'm apologizing, but I don't feel bad. Okay. So, he's like, but I enjoyed it. It was good. And she's like, and then he tells us, she loved it. Marcus got that in its country girl style, but I think she also knows there's a naughty side to it. So, the rudders in the water, the line is wet.

Let's see if we pull anything. As we all know, no means yes. So Harry, so then Harry has to stay in on his shirt so he goes to linger room and Marcos there. It's like, oh, I'll take care of this. We're just going to do some spot treatment, you know. And here, let me show you how we take care of dirty clothes. Okay, you put in the laundry and you press the button and you let it go. That's called laundry there sweetheart. And she's like, oh, she took my laundry right and I took my laundry in there. It's like, oh, see, I'll totally be a better choice for Margot than Luke. I mean, if she just sees it, you know, I haven't had a relationship in five years ever since I was cheated on. Here we go. My

sad backstory. Comments. I met my girlfriend when I was 19 at a computer store, and my best mate, the computer store, will stop chatting her up though, and then she cheats on me with him, nice guys can finish last but I'm hoping Margot's better than that, although this might just be another geek squad moment at the fries. But, as poor computer store, I don't even know there were computer stores anymore outside the Apple store So I was on you as 19 so I think it was like the last fries and Wherever he's from the last radio shock of Australia Like a name to that they had to close the mold down

So you know she fuck the guy from the TV section. I feel like those are always the guys who get laid in the store, in those stores. I always want to fuck those guys because they just have such a confidence about them in the TV section. They're like, that one is OLED. So anybody wants to know, don't want to know what that is?

Okay, how about QLED? Okay, no one cares, okay. Big dick image. I got big TV energy right here. Yeah, well, because in Target, they get their own little counter. It's like we got our own separate counter and, like little known secret,

you can check out some things here too. I think you can purchase little things at that counter, right? Like, don't go to the main register, you can buy it here. You can sell it here. Of course they're cocky. Yeah, they're cocky. Well, it's like the prescription people, but then everybody takes advantage of them.

Like, you can get your prescription and also buy a couple of things at that counter that then people bring their entire card over. They're like, what? I got some ibuprofen and I have maybe things to check out. Do it. Really? I do some ibuprofen and I have mind be things to check out, do it. Yeah, really? I do like only the Starbucks in my grocery store

and I'm like, I'll have a cold brew please and can you also scan this chicken please? Thank you very much. I like this one. I'm like, sneaking a chicken purchase. I don't like the Starbucks. I don't like the Starbucks. I feel like they're very resentful with me in there.

Just of the customer in general. I feel like they're like, fuck you. What do you think this is? A fucking Starbucks just because it says, it's like, you know, when you used to go into Barnes and Noble to their Starbucks and order the same thing you had ordered, and they're like, we're not a Starbucks. Like, but it says Starbucks.

Like, yeah, but we're not a Starbucks. It says Starbucks. Can you take, okay, I'm gonna pay with my Starbucks cards. They're like, yeah, we don't take those. We're not Starbucks. That's where I a mad when they don't take, when they don't take the card or they won't like do whatever promotions available. And I'm like, fuck, go fuck yourself then. I'm gonna like, don't call yourself Starbucks. Yeah, don't like we're called Starbucks. But we hate you. This is, this is like the, this is the Starbucks trap where we trap people that

we hate it. And you've been trapped at the target Starbucks Sucka. Oh, yeah, the target one's pretty bad. Airport Starbucks are obviously the worst, but that's a whole other story So um So Harry hugs Mark wrap this laundry thing is like can we do that again? And she goes, huh? Well in about an hour and nine minutes a little laundry humor for you. Okay little boy get out of here Sarah is even asking for laundry consent You know, and then you've got the other one over there like yeah Can't wait to fuck her with the raw is closed

so then Yeah, can't wait to surprise her with my dick next time So then Captain and Asha are calling his daughter. So he's calling his daughter, Sassy. And Asha's there just to make, you know, door squealing noises as she does. Sassy! Sassy!

Sassy! Sassy! Sassy! Sassy! Sassy! Sassy! Sassy! So, Jason tells the story about how he went back to the Philippines last season to see his daughter and bought us for clothes because of the pandemic. So it was two years since I'd seen a list and we got back right where we left off. Coddles and kisses and sleeping at night, adventure stores, living the life that she always

lives, little oil and girl She's amazing. I'm like you're turning her into like a YA novel, right? I felt very like something pulled out of literature Yeah, she does sound like a little wildling, you know, just like barefoot like you're like sassy You're scaring me where are you and then she's just upside down like dropping down from a tree like She's friends with all the bats in the trees. She doesn't go to school. But she learns everything by just like looking in from the outside.

Yeah, she's like, no. Yeah, no. So, Aisa and Culver chat about being on a new boat and they're very excited to see each other and provisions come. And I like that Serena goes right down to the provisions person and goes, I still could you meet then. Because I feel like that doesn't happen often, you know? They wait and they're like, wait a minute, this means sex.

I agree. She actually does it in front of the provisioners. They can figure it out. Also cool that she's like she just starts there instead of like standing in the galley waiting for everything to come to her. And she's also like flirting with the guy, which is funny. So then Luke is, I mean, sorry, Culver just loving, he just loves this boat. There's all this space. He's like, yeah, you can like bang out workouts right here. This is pretty good for the CEO of fun. Am I right? Jason got an Explorer vibe for it, huh? This boat is kind of like an Explorer boat or what?

It's called an expedition boat. You fucking non-competition man. It's like, oh, Luke's gonna be very worried about Culver, I think. Hi, this is your captain Jason. Just want to just want to poke my head in here and just remind you Culver that this is actually about from 1977. It was a fishing vessel from Japan. Refer, they did a flip on it.

Just want to make sure that was known to everyone on the crew. All right. One prop. Do anybody say one prop? Anybody say one prop yet? All right prop next first new pass is call the and doesn't say one prop is wearing the disco helmet got me got me So let's take a moment and go to Latvia undermining

We need a better title for that a lot of your money Latvia. I'm not sure. Latvia. Under... Under... under mind via... I don't know. Welcome back to something. Latvia. Latvia. Latvia.

No. Latvia. No, you didn't. Latvia. It's too Latvia to apologize. It's too Latvia to apologize. It's too Latvia. So, you want this wine in the fridge, this cabernet servingvignon? No! Just chill the wine, wine, not the red wine!

It's not going to be good temperature. Most people drink room temperature, warning you way! As you want. Thank you for joining us for this yet untitled segment on what's it crappings? Currently under working name, Latvia undermining. Is it Latvia colon undermining or is it Latvia comma? Latvia and they're not there.

They're not there. Oh, you're right, that could work in different ways. Like it's a Latvian who's undermining, but it also could be like, lot via style undermining. Oh, I got a lot of lot via of living to do. Yeah. Lot via in the rows. Lot via in the Okay. Okay. Okay.

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Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay, so Serena and her Bronn bikini getting changed and Harry passes her open door and he's like Oh, chef, oh chef What's wrong with you the same is wearing a bikini like I just I was expecting that They're flailing in the wind with his mouth a gate Flails down the hallway. Oh my god. So then um last looks last looks makes sure everything's good

I don't know the master bedroom that it's still super wrinkly and Here come the guests if you want to give them a wave everyone waves of the guests the guest wave back and they have arrived The guests are here Jack Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack is the guest. He's our primary guest and Cindy is his friend. He's like, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, but this walking around with February, Wrinkle spray for all of the pillows, that stuff smells so chemically. I would be pissed if I walked into a room to smell like February's wrinkle spray. Steam the jet, steam it.

What do you do? Is this how they do it every day? I would go crazy sleeping on all that chemical smell. Okay, yeah. No, I think that's well observed. It's a good note. Good note, Aisha, for your maxi. So Jack's like, chemical smell. Okay, yeah. No, I think that's well observed. It's a good note. Good note, Aisha, for your next piece. So, Jack's like, thank you.

Jack's like, this belly is giving me polar express vibes. And Aisha's like, I love that. So, expedition. So, be yourself. Call it an expedition, man. It's an expo, expedition, please. So, she has this guest guess seem like the classic young rich city rich kids. That's been $300 on a plain white t-shirt. Like dad is money.

Range Rover's no bucket to shitting in your old ambulance. Like that's fine. Like what Jack wants. Jack should get. And she's showing them the rooms and there's one room with two beds and one of the girls is like Oh, it's just peasant headquarters with the single beds. This is what the pivvings go Could you know who has to deal with these rich kids all the time Van people because rich kids are like oh my god I'm a van person now and then they get like the nicest half a million dollar van and they travel all over and they like mingle with the real van people. Yeah, they get the hate rich kids. Oh my god, like Frances McDormand hates them. But you know, they're also the kids that like bring like super fancy RVs to Burning Man, you know.

So you know, they are. So Laura meanwhile is like, Isha, oh, here comes another ask, welcome back. Really did not have a lot of time to work on that title because we're already ready for another segment. It's a very popular segment. I like the idea of wanting that guys. It's already back.

LM. So she's like, Isha, this would like to have some water. Where are jugs? Show me jugs. She's like, ohha, guess, would like to have some water. Where are jugs? Show me jugs. She's like, oh, don't worry about jugs. Just pour them, just pour them water, just pour the water. She's like, from plastic like this.

She's like, no, pour it here and bring the glasses out there. And Laura's like, oh, everyone wants something different. So, better from jugs. And she's like, okay, everyone wants something different. So better from jugs and he's like, okay, fine. He's the jugs. So as you like, tant minor, that's a little mystery, Santa, I learned it in piano class. So then they're doing the lines, and as they do the lines, okay,

because they're trying to be dramatic, but instead this time we get wacky music, which is probably weird, like time to do the lines like, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, it's like, okay, it's a wacky line segment. I mean, they're changing it up. Wacky lines.

So Adam's asking Kulver for advice on something pertaining to lines or docking or something, booty. And the cover's like, I don't know, well, whatever, I'll do this or that, whatever. And I'm like, I just, you know why? I just don't want to be standing here doing nothing, you know what I'm saying? So it's like, okay, so Adam is revealing himself

to be one of those people who's not necessarily always gonna be working, but when he's not working, so that way people don't get mad at him, he's gonna act fussy. So it seems like he is working. When he's not. I think he's gonna try and make everyone else look lazy to make himself look smart.

You know what I mean? Like when dumb people try to make everyone else look dumb, so they look smarter than them, because he does it later in the episode. And this is because Culver is saying, you just keep the lines out for a minute, just in case there's some kind of engine failure. And we need the lines. We need to use the lines again.

So you just, you just usually wait for a minute. So he's telling Adam what to do. And Adam's like, dude, I've been here before you. And now what? I'm bottom-run below you, noob. So I think he's threatened by Culver, the new guy telling him what to do. So he's like, oh yeah, well, I don't want to stand here

doing nothing. Like, at least I'm not lazy, like you. Is how I'm taking it. Adam's like a little mystery box. Yeah, but a very obvious one. It's like that poker face show where you know the ending at the beginning. You're just watching her kind of bumble around it.

Yeah. Well, he's definitely, he is the sort of person that leads with, I just want to, you know, I should eat my siblings like them, my own kids. I just want to buy my mom her own house, like all that nice stuff to mask the fact that he's just an asshole. So, uh, yeah, so, uh, Luke is telling, uh, Adam DeCoyle Alliance so it doesn't get tangled. And I'm like, just send it down, bro. Just send it down, bro. And Luke's like, bro, we're gonna have to have you a y- we're gonna make you a y-

decky by the end of this, so something like that. But Adam's just- now he's just being fussy and he's like gonna cubby hole down in, like, inside the deck and he's being fussy. He's not even on camera, but we just- his fuss is coming out of the hole. He's got like on camera, but his fuss is coming out of the hole. He's got hole fuss coming out. Yeah, all they're telling him is we're sending down the line, make sure you put it in a circle so it doesn't get tangled.

He's like, you just give it to me, bro. And Luke's like, oh, we're gonna make you, he's like, I'm gonna teach you to tie a bowling. And he's like, oh, I know a bowling. I know a bowling, all right. Okay, it's you. It doesn't guarantee. He's like, that's Henry VIII's seventh wall.

If I'm never here, he thinks it's like literally throwing balls at pins. Yeah. So then the guests are doing shots. They ordered tequila and the wind comes and knocks down some glasses. And one of the girls is like, can you say motionale bags please? Say motionale! By the way, I just want to say as minor justice for these children that the previews for this episode, the arch of the preview is this, oh my god, these like rich assholes are coming

in the boot! And then it's like look at them, spoiled, brats, just breaking glasses because they can. And by the way, they're just like, on the boat and wind blows the glasses over. I know. Totally got framed by the preview. I know they're like kind of lovely,

so far. They're like normal-ish. They're spoiled, but they're spoiled, normal. Yeah. But they're, you know, it's below deck where they're trying to make drama out of nothing. The episode is called Ice Ice Maybe. Okay.

So that's, if that tells you. I like it. Lars, like, hello, time for episode of Working Title Latfin Under Mining. How about can, cannot, how about that? You like that for title? I don't know. I've worked in publishing for 15 years. Almost settled yesterday. Can, cans, and can'ts.

I was like, you know, keep working on it. What did you name it ultimately? It wasn't great. It wasn't very good. I forget what it was called. It doesn't matter. It's over. The past doesn't matter. Mulan, Mulan, Mulan, Mulan, Mulan,

Mulan, Mulan, Mulan, would have been good too. No, hold on. Let me look. Now I have to take a look. Mulan-rude. Oh, Mulan-rude would have been good too. No, hold on, let me look. Now I have to, the free look, my own stupid title. Blow deck down under is, oh, I named it after Margot. I named it Margot Ships, like Cargot Ships. But, she really liked Margot. And I was gonna call it Fargo and make like a movie poster of Fargo, but with her face.

And I was like, that's too much, and it doesn't make sense. I don't know. Damn it I liked yours move on a rude. That's okay. You're so good at titles. Oh don't sell yourself short. You've had so many good titles Ronnie. It's about you. It's about you know what it is. It's about the creative spirit. You know who to've had the best title of all, Laura. So in this episode, wait, Laura, the Latsvian, I just have a better idea, but I've been making titles 15 years, Margot ship as you wish. So in another, in a follow up epilogue to, Latsvian undermining is,

Latsvian, I was right, I told you so. up epilogue to, t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t- Darling, I need ice, it's weird darling! And Aisha, Laura is just looking at it like stupid woman. And Aisha is like, What? Please guess I've Michelin starped Haste. And then I can I get some ice in this? It's just so weird! Yes, and Laura is just like deeply satisfied by this. By the way, I actually don't think it's that, I mean, it's not the standard,

it's not the convention to put ice in your red wine, but I'm not personally opposed to it, I have to say. But that being said, I do think only one of them truly wants it ice in their wine, and then the rest are like, oh my God, Cindy put ice in her wine, I want ice in my wine too. I'll have ice in my wine too, I'm a thirty, I'm a thirty two, I'll ice in my wine.

So the captain is joining them for dinner and Serena's like, Fuck, the captain's joining them for dinner. Do you want me to run my menu with you? Alright, tunitata, duck bau bun. They say prefer and formal dinner party thing. Is this not high end? I mean, I guess it's high end. Is that high end? What am might even do with my goddamn life Australia has some of the most high-end restaurants in the world and they know food okay and having high-end people from Sydney in I'm looking to menu I'm

thinking is it enough I can have a pick it apart I know we're very good looking very good looking lady and a top shagger Jason will find it out soon enough but when it comes to food it's a bit bit different And as he goes alright, I should love you I love you So then the anchor drops probably on the leaf. Yeah enjoy that They're like deadline deadline comes out that production has stopped on finding Nemo 3 after an anchor ruined the set I want a generous husband killed Nimo 3, Adren anchor ruined the set. Ellen DeGeneres has been killed. In the, all right.

Dory has been found under an anchor and she's dead. So, let's see, Cooke. I don't know, who's that? I guess that's Luke. It's like, Colver or Luke. Or Cooke Adren. Maybe there's like an actual Cooke that has a scene. Like, hey, I'm your talkin' cucumber.

I'm here from Latvia also, but I talk like this. That's if Culver and Luke everyday did, they would be Cooke. Cooke. So, anchors at the bottom and looks like so Culver, I'll just pull my stern into bits so we don't hit the bow with the tinder. And one of the ladies is like,

I'm already ready to swim, I just need to take my way off. And then Harry throws a line from the tender and hits Adam with it on accident and Adam's like, hey watch it bro. All right, just listen. Yo, next time just go a little slower, all right? God. Yeah, I mean like with the bad, like I'll walk it, I'll pull it tight, God, go slow, bro. And he's like, you see what I'm saying? You know God go slow bro And he's like you see what I'm saying you know like you get the stone like see what I'm saying do this You wrap around that bro like a kangaroo you have a C kangaroo jack of course you didn't cuz you have fucking idiot So Harry's like I got you mate. Oh, you know I'm way more experienced than him when it comes to yawning and quite frankly selling Computers and I've been hands that I've been hands on my entire career

And he sat in a classroom and landed rules. It's frustrating. Yeah, and Adam's walking around going, offend his out goggles, sunscreen, swim ladder, we need the swim ladder. He's just trying to look like a big man in front of Cole. Oh my God. Oh my God. He's hilarious.

You know what he is? He's such a guy thing. It's like, ooh, the new guy. I better be above the new guy. He is the lifeguard at the community pool, walking along the side of the pool, doing that thing with the whistle, twirl, twirl to the left, twirl, twirl to the right, and just walking, hey, hey, that ice from cone is too close to the water, you got to back that up. Like that is him. Yeah.

So they start playing with water toys and stuff, and Cassandra is like, oh my god, I lost my time in, and she was on one of like, oh my God, I lost my diamonds. And she was on one of those, I don't think, see Bob. All used through the waters, what are they? See Bob. A see Bob. So she's on that and she lost her diamonds.

And I was like, well, you're fucked because that's in the ocean, right? And Aisha's, of course, squealing about it. And she goes, but you know what? I leave stuff all the time. They always come back. And when we talk but you know what? All these stuff all the time, they always come back. And one of the kids goes, they find their way. No, it's like, yeah, that is privilege, because your dad just buys you more, you know, little privilege. Like it just always comes back to my,

so that later it turns out that she is really mad. She really does. She does a dime of an image. So I'm just apologizing early to Cassandra, who I called just a nothing spoiled little brat. And now I'm like, she's legit amazing. I'm going to look for her online. Yeah, because let me tell you something. That football player from below dark med last season, he went into the ocean with that $50,000 chicken around his neck and that was gone. So it was hilarious and he made them go look for it.

They're like, uh, so this is called an ocean. Okay. It's pretty big. Let's do it. Uh, but it was under the, some of the anchor all the time. So then it's nighttime and, uh, Laura setting a table and Asia's like having a margo help with something and the guests are getting ready. And so Luke starts telling Adam how to do anchor watch Watch, because we haven't had Anchor Watch yet so far.

So Adam's like, so like, when I stand there and watch normally, we don't leave the bridge. It looks like, okay, it's fine. But like, when people get stuck on the bridge, then they just like, end up on the phone not paying attention, okay? He's like, yeah, well, Harry, I think you're gonna have to do the bridge tonight,

okay, because I think I'm too fucking qualified for this. Hey! I'm gonna're gonna have to do the bridge night. Okay, cuz I think I'm too fucking qualified for this We're like no and Looks like okay, well here's you don't get to just stay in here the whole time you walk around you clean You do the tea you do all this stuff, right? So Looks like if the vessel is greater than 22.5 degrees above the being then this vessel will be overtaking this vessel. So this one wait wait Oh, this is what happens is because Adam who doesn't know because Adam after Luke makes this assignment or whatever Adam goes Okay, well if you want to be a smart ass then let me teach you something. Okay. Why don't you tell me what vessel is the giveaway?

Tell me what situation is this is since you're such a smart ass and And I draw stuff on the whiteboard. Like the UPS commercial guy. God, this guy's so annoying. He's the worst. So this is him saying that. He's like, yeah, if the vessel is graded in 2025, they'll watch this one. And this one's going 20 miles an hour, then watch this one.

If there's an apartment under a bridge in a mom in these house, how many shifts on a cargo ship being more overqualified than used losers losers does this guy need to be? I mean like what kind of math is this like idiot math, you know, it was also like it just was some strange Weightboard flex so Lucas like he had him's got all these qualifications back on but I'm thinking that he's covering up His lack of ability to be good be a good decky by trying to shine with the rules of proper navigation of the belt But it's not the job. We're not doing any of that.

So, dead. Dude Adam, I'm so sorry babe, but you're a literal idiot who came on a boat show and admitted that you purposely paid your way out of having to learn to swim. You were never gonna have respect. And you're probably gonna drown one day. And nobody's gonna, everyone's just gonna kind of chuckle.

Like, the guy from below deck who refused to learn out of slam That is hilarious. Oh, he did drown. That's good Adam. You're not setting yourself up for success Okay, your mom's gonna be renting forever. I'm sorry You're gonna have to sell your remaining copy of Kendra who jacked but food on the table. I'm so sorry So now Laura oh. I'm so sorry. So now Laura, oh, I'm sorry. To pull up the sound of music, music. Laura's like, I don't know what it is.

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So they start with a tuna tartar which Dino, or I guess for you guys, you'll be pairing ice with your wine. So they start with a tuna tartar, which I feel like the tuna tartar was a little big. Yes, it was big. My word is unwieldy. It was way too big. It was crumbling in the kitchen. It was too big to hold together. No one wants that much raw tuna nobody literally that was your

size it was too big it looked actually a little grayish which meant that it was probably assembled way too early that's what we've learned from top chef and also like I love a tuna tartar I'm always happy with the tuna tartar but realistically if you're trying to impress fuses, do you talk to our a little dated? I mean, it's a signature thing for Lisa Vanderbump. That should say enough. Yeah, what's next to beat and goat cheese salad girl? Oh Right, I don't know. I just saw that the other day someplace. I'm like really are we still doing that every restaurant still has that here So also they're asking for I did it immediately

Which is funny. I'm taking beet juice from my blood pressure. What do you think of that? Okay, so it's great. Well, ladies like, actually, and sometimes I take some feta as well after. So I'm kind of, kind of living that dream. Wow. So everyone wants ice for their shabby,

and then everyone, everyone's just like all about, everyone wants their ice and their red wine and everything. And so then a guest is talking to Jason and he goes, he's like, thank you so much for taking the time to eat with us. And the girl goes, by the way, he's driving the sheep. They're all laughing. We have some eyes. There are some things I don't know better, but there are some things I know better.

I know can-can. I know guests. I'm not can-can, I'm not guests. Told you. So, Laura's like, did you hear about chilled red wine, Aisha? She's like, yeah! The guests wanted it. Yeah, we're two of them then. Yes, but it is like thing. It is thing. She's like, well, we can give it to them when they want to lie that then. Now I don't know if she's trying to insinuate that I'm doing a bit jr but there's no way I would have ever cooled out one of my teeth spears. Neeeee-rooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Space girl and locus well for one or two bottles we could always find I mean, but you're the boss as you wish So then Which is Feel like it's just be called as you wish theater. So as you wish

Now Zarina is cooking this fish by the the way, also the duck, the duck bow looks delicious. Doesn't feel very high end, I have to say. So it's too big now. It's too big, it's messy. It's like a bowed-man taco, but it's like, like you do a high-end version of it, but that was not the high. That was just, that was like, it was just,

it's like, it was not. I don't know why I'm coming down on Zarina about this, but like, you know, since I have, you know, seven called a foodie by a theoretical person who called that to me, I have to live up to the, live up to it now. Well, also it's just a show, you know? Like you watch Top Chef and part of the,

I don't know, you watch below deck and part of the fun is seeing the chef do fancy stuff, you know, and she's just not and She's so nice and stuff that I think the chef is like Letting it go, but he sees it too, you know, he just seems kind of like I like her and look how long it took to get a deque, you know so Right by the way speaking of top chef did you see that Padma was on Sesame Street? Oh? My god, no, what was that like?

She posted a video of it and she's like, the letter F is for food as in all that Gail sees around her. Anyway, let's see what you have made for me. So it was Cookie Monster, it was Oscar the Grouch. I forget the first one, maybe it was Elmo. And then there's a newer Sesame Street, which is like a pink lady with little blonde hair. And Padme is just judging me. She's like, so what do you have for me?

And it was adorable and wonderful. I loved it. Everyone should go watch it. Padme is so full of shit. Oh my God, someone said to clip from her Hulu show to me and her to us. And I was laughing so hard. She goes to the slider restaurant. She says, wow, I love the roundness in here

because it was around restaurants like a random. And then she goes, so tell me about the slider. I want to sit right by the grill. And so he's like, well, you know, you make a burger and then you put an onion, then you put it on a bun. And she gets and she says, wow, I really like the burger to bun ratio because some people really think they need to serve burgers at a four inches tall. And you really don't need that. It's like how long did Padma spend in her trailer coming up with the burger to bun rate? I can't with her. It was like how long did Padma spend in her trailer coming up with the burger to Ben

Ray? I can't with her. You literally have an iconic commercial where you're biting into a burger of that big. Yeah, the one I watched. I watched him. That's so true. And also, fuck you for quitting top chef. I'm literally furious with Padma.

I'm like, I'm so so bad. I'm still so bad. I'm still so bad. I'm still so bad. I'm being a fucking snob on your stupid snob show. Okay. Who did we steal the slider from, like, Shut Up Pad Mom? I watched it last night, actually.

I watched it show's canceled. I love her show, but she went to Florida. She's like, welcome to Top and Springs, Florida. There are Greek people here, and they die for sponges. Wow, Gail, someone's fetching your breakfast. Wow, here we are to eat some fresh Greek fetiches. Otherwise known as gale, you left your bikini bottoms at the pool again. Wow, look at this sagginaki, it's basically deep-fried gale toothpaste. Sagginooki, that's what Skalvin Gale makes sex tapes. Well, I just love all this, all this beautiful Spanacopita. You know, I love

Philo Doe. It reminds me of hanging around with Gale, watching that Dan Drift just flake off her head. Okay, we're not saying that about Gale. Padma is a savory letter to those people who don't listen. We love Gail, we just think that Padma thinks that of Gail. Anywho, Zaryaina, please, present your fish. So, Aisha goes up to Jason and she whispers into his ear and she goes, how is it? And then they all laugh because it looks sexy, like sexy, I guess, because she's breathing into a zero

And it's just like our love breath on the ear, don't you? And it's like I would love breath on the ear from one of those hot dead cans. And she's like, oh, guys, the primary won't cement breath in a zero cover. And so, Cole, it's like, I'll do it, I'm the chief of fun. As the chiefs do, you always gotta have a good entertainment officer via your side. I always go balls out to hell, Vesha. We help, they tip. So the next dish comes out, and he's just like, enjoy your meal.

I was like, that didn't really sound that sexy. It's just that I'm terrifying. Like, he had a gun to the back of Jack's back. Enjoy your, enjoy a barimonding motherfucker. And give me your wallet. So, but Jack loved it. He'd like cracked up. So Jason then has found the group

that he hasn't seen his daughter in two years. So one of the girls is like, so there's a Mrs. Chamber's, and Jack is like, oh look she's trying to get to be Mrs. Captain Chamber's, that's what she wants. And the girls are like, oh shut up, you're the one who has a wet dream about him. Oh God. And everyone's cracking up except Jason really. And he's like, wow. It's like I hope Sasuke doesn't see this. So they're all cracking up. And then Jason just starts laughing. He's like, wow.

So then Margot is smelling her armpits and Harry's asking her if they're early. And he's like, I'm early too. We should have an early coffee. And she's like, can we? Oh my god, let's do it. It's like, oh'm early too. We should have an early coffee and she's, can we? Oh my God, let's do it. It's like, oh God, this never comes out. That was a very, like, I'll drink coffee with you

the way I drink coffee with my brother vibe, you know? It was a brother coffee. It was definitely a brother coffee vibe. So now there are like guest love the food, Clever's clearing the plates. Jason goes and hugs Zarina in the kitchen afterwards because it was really good and she was, never let go. He's like, I don't know if she's like,

I don't know for you that fish again. I don't really like how that came out. And he's like, so I mean, this very good shift. I'll just feel like she focuses on the negative side of things, you know? Just stay flat-footed So then Aisha sends Margot down and Harry and Margot are talking in the mess So he's like we're gonna have another Nard house, you know what?

Wait, it's gonna be hilarious. It's like oh, I'm not gonna go just kidding I mean cracks up and then get Margot comes the huh he got Margot and then Margot comes to. Huh? He got Margot. And here comes a great disruptor, Luke. He's like, what are you doing? If you're just gonna sit here, you could have helped us. We're like, okay, we know what you're doing.

Yeah, he sent some Harry Goes to bed. And so Luke's like, you know what I, now that I got you a lend, Margot, you know what I'm loving? Not being on my phone, okay? I'm worried, you know, but I'm a little worried because people aren't texting me. She was, oh yeah, that's kind of sad. Hey, I'll send you a little message

without making you feel better. I'll text you right now, yeah. Oh, you got the green bubbles, huh? Android, that's a shame. I'm sorry for you. He's like, yeah, hit me up on the gram. Send me a little emoji. I'm like, oh, God.

It's like, that's how you're getting to her Instagram. That's so you're even creepy about that So You just want to say that she did it first later. Oh really? Well, she's when he started it Look at this little hot emoji. She sent me on the Instagram as the beginning of a conversation So transparent. I am so caffeinated right now, and all this stuff is swirling around in my brain. I feel like it's the climax of that spider man into the multiverse thing,

where I was just like I'm seeing images. I'm like, coffee, Harry walking down the hallway, Adam roaming around, duck bow, but if my brain and my notes tell me correctly, now it's time for Adam to be on Anchor Watch or like late overnight. So he has a checklist of what he needs to do and he has to check the boat and the lines every 15 minutes empty the bins, rinse the main aft and the the the main aft teak and the

table and then also assist the night crew stew. So we see him and he's doing things and it looks like he's doing a good job. I'm like, okay, it feels like everything's good. Laura goes to bed, he's like, I'm gonna help you out. I don't worry, I'll take care of this. And then he's like boasting, he's like, you know what? Like when I'm on other boats,

like I'm on the bridge for like eight hours a day, standing navigational walk of swatch. So for me, like night shift is like pretty easy, but when he does something from his list, and it's the T, can we see him passing? And he's like, looks good enough to me. It's like, oh, there you go. Fail, yeah.

So he'll go on to. And Harry and Margo have their little morning coffee day, and it's boring, you know? He's like, coffee time, she's like, coffee time. That would be cute if this was our new ritual, right? And he goes, it is. Just, oh, cool. And he wanna like jump the gun on the hole.

You know, see it for coffee kind of thing. And, brother and Luke. Wait, I just wanna say, I wanna say, I love their coffee ritual. I thought it was so cute, cause I love little rituals like that with friends. Although, I guess the key word there for his friends. That's not a ritual.

It's like there's literally just saw each other and they're standing there and they just got out of bed. It's weird. So then Luke of course ruins it. He's like, hi, Q-Day. Like get the fuck out of here. How did you know that they're having a trophy ritual? They're having a trophy ritual.

They're having a trophy ritual. We have now elevated it to ritual officially cause you've interrupted it. Yeah, go force Leave them alone. Leave them alone. Leave them alone. Leave them alone. Leave them alone. Leave them alone. Leave them alone. Leave them alone. Leave them alone.

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Leave them alone. Leave them alone. Leave them alone. Leave them alone. Leave them alone. Leave them alone. Leave them alone. Leave them alone. Leave them alone. Leave them alone. Leave them alone. Leave them alone. You and the vibe of the coffee ritual is saying, you need to smash some coffee. She's not helping, because she goes me too. I need to smash some coffee too.

Because all right, let me massage you. She says, oh God, that feels so good. Stop! I hate him! It's not a time to massage. This is supposed to be time for like a nice platonic ritual between these people. It's just so fucking creepy.

I hate how every, every, every season, it seems like the girls are just brought on as fucking Jerk off sleeves that you see in porn stores, you know, they're just like okay. She's cute Let's just put her in there and just let the guys like fucking Massage their backs and lick their ears and force kisses. It's just fucking gross, dude. Yeah We need a we need a female boss. And I guess blood like mad tried that, but we got Reagan. So Luke, oh, do we have Malia?

Malia, yeah. Yeah, so monster. And it's not like they can't be monsters, but at least they're like, like, not sexual harassing monsters, you know? Just regular monsters. Just like professional monsters. Can you just go to work without having someone come up behind you and just start massaging you

and fucking kissing your neck and shit? Fuck off, man. It makes me crazy. But then it's like, well, what is she supposed to do about it? You know, she's, it's just gross. It's gross that it happens season after season. Also, I hate Luke. I know. I hate Luke. Um, so while he is up there ruining the burgeoning coffee ritual, Jason's on deck and he's looking around and things are not done and things are not set up and the tender was supposed to be set up with lines for, you know, like first thing in the morning and that's not set up. So Jason's upset and he's like calling the team and everything

and he's like, he's a little prickly. He starts ordering a hurry around to do things, et cetera. And he's saying he needs to, he needs to look to be more on the ball. And Harry found the dime made the earrings, that fucking Cassandra, they do return to her every time. And she's like, I'm gonna give you a thousand dollars. He's like, really?

But I'm not getting a thousand dollars. No. So then, Mar-a-N Margot and Aisha are hugging and Margot was like, so a five of them are at the table and I didn't set it and they were sitting there and Aisha's like, why is it not to say you go up at six thirty? And she goes, yeah, but I did laundry and then it came up. She's like, no, girl, you do. You just press the real laundry in and then you come up,

little does she know that she had two fucking coffee dates and a massage. Yeah, poor Laura, I mean, this would have been a great, great moment for undermining. Like, oh, you did not do that? Oh, that's too bad. You know, if it were me, I would have done that. But that wasn't me.

So, Margot is setting this table around the gas and stuff, and Aisha brings water without ice. Like, at this point, Aisha's just like, fuck you guys. They're like, people. Yeah, ice, ice maybe, truly. And so things are happening, and it's like fun, you know, like, is it Fletcher, is it Fletcher, Fletcher? There's someone named Fletcher, who wants more juice, and and then breakfast is coming out and there's kayaks coming out and

Anchor's going down to destroy more reef and Like me and then the Oh, I don't like glass. I'm glad that my And then while that's happening there's this guy, Fletch gets cut with glass, and then the, but also the, the deck crew is setting up, they're putting up the slide, which is always drama, but in this case, it's really dramatic

because Adam's being an all baby-ish. He's like, come on guys, God, they've sent the hook down, I didn't even ask for the hook, this is how you have action in skies. Because the hook is swinging, right? So you have to catch the hook, but you've got Vlad, Vlad, and Vlad up there, like trying to show Cause the hook is swinging, right? So you asked to catch a hook, but you've got

Vlad, Vlad and Vlad up there, like trying to show them how to do this. Cause no one knows how to do this slide yet. And Adam's like, God damn it does have a sick happen. And Culver is like, wow, this guy's losing it. He's so angry about, I mean, you're an Australia on a yacht. It's not the Navy. You're not going to war.

And then meanwhile, Fletcher's still bleeding and Jack has run away and he's just like, and so Luke has to come. Luke is coming to tend to Fletcher's foot and Luke is like, he sees Adams vault when he can't have broken glass on the take because he's not doing his Mont Shift duties. And I'm like, yes, I agree. But also, why was that glass not swept up and dealt with like yesterday when it broke? And in fact, I think the stew who was there when this happened was Laura, I'd like to point out.

So someone's messing up. Yeah, but they were still at the table. So I think there's only so much you can get. That's why you have to keep sweeping and sweeping and sweeping. Mids it on the first time, sweep it at night, you know. Yeah, just they were not doing a good job. Anyway, bloody foot, wow. Bloody foot, flat, flat, flat, flat, flat, flat, flat, down. All right, well, thanks so much for being with us, everybody. Yeah, thanks, everyone. This is a fun time. We still have more recaps this week. We have crappy lake and we have real houses of Orange County

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