Watch What Crappens - Below Deck Down Under: T and One Huge Ass

Episode Date: August 16, 2023

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So podcast for all of that crap we love to talk about on you all, Braves, our Monty. That's been over there. Hello, Benoons. Hi, Ronnie. How's it going? Good. We are back with some below deck today.

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sex-mectations. Awkward title after the past couple episodes guys. I know That's a pivot How about consenting adults? How about calling that or something? I don't know Something that acknowledges what we all just went through I've been traumatized for a week and they're like I've been traumatized for a week and they're like, Chris, that's spectacular since, yes. You know who's not traumatized? That big blue starfish that kicked off the episode.

Did you see that? We just opened up on a big, big blue starfish. Did you, as I did, scrims? Starfish, yeah, it's just Starfish. I second you saw that, like Amy. Oh my God, yeah. It was so weird. I was driving around the other day

and I was thinking of Amy from below deck and I was thinking of starfish. I don't even know why it was in my head, but I just kept saying, starfish and cracking up in my car. And then we get the very next episode, a big Harry blue muppet looking starfish to open. It was wacky.

I actually, so on Saturday, I went to Disneyland and one of the rides that I went on was formerly, at my childhood, the 20,000 leagues under the sea ride, which is now, like, Nemo's adventure or something like that. And I haven't been on that in ages. And I went on it. And first of all, it's like amazing. It basically, you're just like sitting there for 10 minutes watching Beeroll from Low Deck Down Under. And I want, like I really want to be like,

starfish! But, you know, there was a presentation going on. So I didn't want, I didn't want interrupt, but I felt like I was just like living in this show, even though I was at Disneyland. Where you like one prop, one prop, this boat has one prop. Was it the same thing where it's like you go on that,

you go in the lagoon or whatever, and then you can see through the boat and there's things in the water that you're looking at? Yeah, you're looking through a little port hole, you're in your own little, like, should've like in an ocean gate submarine and you're kind of going around, but you're gonna survive.

And it was cool because it was that night. And so I had never been on that kind of ride at night. And so everything was like lit and really cool way. And I was just like, I loved it. I could not believe how much I loved it. Oh nice, I'm so jealous. I can't believe I'm jealous of somebody going to Disneyland in August outside.

But I am jealous. Is it that dreamer reality, you know. It's a good time. Okay. Also, they're doing this thing. I don't know if they've always done it, but now at the beginning of episodes before they go into the previous layer of fish and foreshuff, later, then they do. They show a shot of some kind of fish. So this time, they did a close-up of a stingray

at the bottom of the ocean. It was like, brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr still so they're like two fish stuck together. And it's just silence of like the fish fucking and then they pull apart and it goes, previously of their turtles, they've got them all over the place now, but I love it. It's a great, yeah, old open, you know, there was in this episode, there was a moment where there were these two, like brilliantly colored fish, just next to each other, fucking and then they showed two snakes fucking. Like they were like, let's get all the fucking fish.

Like little fucking fish, not like fucking fish, like fucking fish. I love that there is some intern who's just been putting all those clips of fucking fish into the bucket, you know? They're like, surely we'll be able to use these fucking fish at some point. And they're like,

Darren, we're finally using it, Darren. I hope Darren got a pizza party. Because they finally used all this, we were all. Big day for porn stars of the Fish World. Those were all the Fish porn stars. No, so big, beautiful, blue and hairy, and amazing starfish, that's what I wrote. And it's morning, and we're in the mess,

and Culver's like, all right, guys, so here's what we're gonna do. We're gonna do the aft straight. And I guess we can maybe work up, toss some ropes. I don't know, business, business. It's like, you're not really running with your chance to be the leader right now, Culver. Not killing it, right?

So, and it's just telling Margot to prepare for a busy day because they're stood down and Margot then sees Harry and it's just telling Margot to prepare for a busy day because they were stewed down and Margot then sees Harry and she's like, hey, can I get a Harry hug? I just love you. I feel so much better now. I just love you. Like a brother, like a brotherhood,

never ever wanna kiss again. Yeah. Can I just have a Harry hug? He's like, I've started to grow in a year yet. You can maybe skinhook. Oh, you Harry, you, I've started to grow in a year yet. You can have your skin, hoag. You hairy. You mat your body hair.

I'm all in. It's me. I'm all in. I can hair poor. Hair poor. Hair is hairy. It's hairy. I'm all in.

I don't get a big getting laid feeling from Harry. You know what he really needs? He really needs a Brittany from last season. I feel like Brittany, he would have more luck with her. I think she would be perplexed. She was just born over saying Bratini because Bratini was really, she's like, you can't respect me and pronounce my name Bratini. No, your name's fucking stupid. Okay, first of all, okay, you should respect me by not using that name. Change that. Brett, maybe, Tini. I do. I'd even be a fine with teeny. Rattini is stupid, okay? Yeah.

I think he would be perfect. Perplex. Because today, in one of the episodes this week, he was on his date with Margot. Yeah, he's very confused about how to say how we say a word. And he's just not going to pronounce it that way. He's like, I will not pronounce out to you that way. Sorry. We'll do it.

No, that's not pronounce out to you that way. Sorry. We won't do it. No, that's enough. That's enough for Timmy. He has a pronunciation issue every episode. Today's was a while. So, so preference sheet. Yeah. Preferend sheet meeting, so it's just Zarreen and Asha, because of course Luke was fired for sexual assault. And the primary Laura Desire is a New York-based news

personality, LOL, for a live streaming website. She considers herself a sex journalist. So, yeah, so I would love it. I have not looked into Laura Desiree's work, but I would love it if she was really doing the headlines on like, cam 4. She's like, it's like, oh, oh today Trump is in diet in Georgia Farest fires wildfires in Hawaii and I'm getting my pussy eaten out

Did Hunter Biden use crack cocaine with the leaders of China in the back of the White House and has my face been come on this morning it certainly has. I think we have a trap today is top my ass hole. I know for today is weather my boobs. So she's going to be a join by adult entertainer's sky who you know Skye is a porn star because he has an extra Y on his name. And Skye really, so you're basically a cheap vodka. Wow. Who came up with that one Skye?

Really? Skye, yeah, yeah. And then Jesse Lee and Claudia and some Kim Forst members, Vana Faye and Johnny. I don't know if her name was Vana. Is it Vana, comma, Faye and Johnny, or is it Vana Faye? I don't know, because I don't think there was a Faye, was there? I don't think so.

I feel like Vana Faye sounds like someone's name. Vana Faye, I like it. Vana Faye. Have you seen the way to Vana Faye? Just came on my face face that was the top 10 This just in a severe car accident on the way to Van a Faye traffic is backed up for 10 miles apparently People were fucking in the road and it was me all the cars just stopped So Serena's like, a lot of condoms. Oh!

And the captain's like, they want a food spread. Is that right? Just as they're dead, Cole. And he's just like, this is what I was worried about. I don't have a crate of bone in my body. The theme tonight. Oh, my God, I'm all gonna do. And Laura would like to be served as dessert on the final day.

And she wants her body decorated by the chef. Okay. This is something else we just saw in the dark, except it was on Gary. I will literally eat off Laura too now. I'll eat off anybody, but Gary. Gary made anybody getting food, eating off them, look attractive as long as this is not Gary. Gary made anybody getting food eaten off them, look attractive, as long as this is not Gary. I also have faith that Zarina will actually put some sort of protective banana leaves between the skin and the food. I just, or I just hope so, because I'm still traumatized,

watch the meat sushi off of Gary's nipple here. Yeah. So Serena wants to paint her in chocolate and she's like, these are my sort of people and the producer asked her if she watches porn and she's like, oh, he can't wait to die. Oh, I'm masturbating right now. I'm sitting across from Captain Jason. What are you sort of doing? Fucking ho. Marrying that man. I'm watching the news, Of course I'm master bitten

Seeing that news lady, so then Jesse Lee is a vegan. Oh, and also a second Second officer is coming this morning. No pun intended with porn stars get it so And then there he's Jason's working on getting a second stew for Asia. So Asia's looking at the preference sheet And she's like look at Laura, she's a babe. And Zorina's like, that's definitely a face-on sit-on. She's like, no, are you by? She's like, I just like people. So you retract into the person, all the sex. Yes, I'm attracted to what's on the inside of M&Ms.

I just peanut and almond are my jam. The rest, I will not date the rest. Okay. Yeah, so then they start looking at the porn. At Loris Pornos. I love to see them, but I'm just watching the porn together because they're not just doing porn, they're doing like crazy porn.

They're like, what are they even doing? And they're like, we're gonna have to look upside down on this. I'm not really even sure what's going on there. And they're like, what's happening in this pool? I definitely did look up that sky guy I forgot his last name, but I was like, okay, let me type in this person's name and like my Google images, it was just like a car wash of penises all over my browser.

It's like everywhere from all angles. I want to look. Okay. What's his name? I don't remember his last name. I remember the sky. Just like sky porn. Probably do gay porn sky eye.

Okay. Gay. Let's say porn sky. It's like pretty sky nox. gay porn star videos from X hamster. Should I look at that? Yeah, I'm gonna get arrested X hamster as a dolds only I'm 18 or older Wow, I'll listen the guy can listen he's I works. Okay. The guy is not asking for a free meal. He has a large repertoire and you know, he's watching gay porn on this show. Okay. Put this on the crap is on demand. And be like the news. Well, the guy definitely works for a living. I will, I will, he's not lazy.

Okay. So, um, then we go to watch the deckies clean, which I will say is a lot more boring now that I've just seen Sky take a few decks. I know. The board got to be honest. It's much more exciting when the deckies are helping Sacks and cleaning. Okay, so Margo is, she's like, she's like, oh man, these days we're gonna be so much

and you're gonna see a bad I am at the quarry, she's like, oh, I'm going into this chart with just Margo and myself and she's very green. Margo's going to do the mornings and I'm going to do mornings, middle and night. I just hope that we're going to get a new stew before I die. Oh!

And then we see legs. Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da and cuts to Cole Verne's on. People go far at all the time, which sucks. Never like to see that, but there's always a kid waiting on the dots with the back pack. Dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, Ligs, ligs, ligs, ligs, ligs. And then it cuts back and here he's like, what if he's a dick kid? Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. But then as this person approaches,

we realize the music isn't going, dun, dun, da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da pick in your accent. What are they called? Ninyos, in yes. Where they call it where they put it, they put it over it. There's N, which is yeah, and then they have N yet, but they put that little symbol of it. It's, it's not a Sedilla. I forget what it's called. Is it a Sedilla? I don't know. I don't remember. But now he has one of those under, he has one over the A. I didn't ever remember. ad, what is that? What is the, the, oh, Sedilla is the thing that's under the C. The N is the, I have to get, I have to figure this out. What is the Spanish symbol over N?

The N accent. And N, yeah, or N, yeah, is a letter of the modern Latin alphabet. It's formed by placing a tilde. A tilde, that's of course. Refer to a Virgida. Virgia. Virgia.

Virgia. Yikes. How could we, how could we forget the one accent that's named after a gay icon? Tilda. It's like having an accent called the Merrill. I'm being like, what's the name of that thing that goes on the X? Merrill's like, I will pronounce N and whatever accent I would like.

So by the way, can I say something? This is a minor spoiler to people who play the game World-O. So you have about 10 seconds to fast forward. Okay. There's a game called World-O, which is like World-O except for geography. You have to guess the country that it shows a country silhouetted. And out of context, you have to say, based on the silhouette, well, country is it. Today is country. Zimbabwe. Zimbabwe.

Wow, really. Today is country Zimbabwe Wow really Big the energy that's crazy. Well, thank you for joining us here on the news. I Have just stuck a thumb up my vagina Okay, so they're talking about like what if this guy's a dick and then we find out it is a dick and his name is talking about like what is this guy's a dick and then we find out it is a dick and his name is Joaquin. And he's comes on and he's doing, I forgot he did this. He comes on and he's like, I love me. I feel like I'm already very beautiful. What's your name? Cuba. Lever. Lever. God. I just have a crazy glimmering his eyes where he just like cackles too loudly

and intensely and then just looks at you with like. Exactly. And then he walks in an ancient season and goes, oh boy, he's just, oh God, wow. And why he hates her, why she hates him and it's clips from four years ago and that guy taught a lot of the Animaniac. He's like, you don't love Lee tonight. Are you doing a sexy Asian sexy Russian tonight?

Sexy Asian, I don't know where that came from. Are you being a sexy Russian tonight? And she goes, and Joao goes yeah, won't you pay for so I was really here's the worst so so Aisha brings you out to Jason and throughout others I'm really looking forward to with Captain Jason. He has a lot of experience and it's very intimidating and it's so far I've been a captain for three and a half years on 13 meter boats. And but I'm looking forward to getting more experience from bigger captain on a bigger boat because I have this ambition to get to the top now. Hold on one second,

Joelle. I'm going to interrupt your monologue right there because I want you to know that you've just stepped on to a 1977 fishing boat that's been revamped and remade into a beautiful adventure yacht with one prop. Single prop. Single prop. So then Margot meets him and Serena hears his voice and she does not look happy and she sees him and she goes, oh, how do I? You probably don't remember me, do you?

And he goes, I do. I do. Let's just start slow and get into it, okay? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha time ago? And she's like, no, not too far. He's definitely a guy's guy and a womanizer. I always swore that if I swam again, I punch him in the face for her, but instead I'll just actually hug him and say, good to see you again. I can't become his best friend within five minutes. So I said, yeah, I know you are,

from New Drop Friends in Palmer. And also he did one of my best friends and you know, I fucked his friend, he fucked my friend, you're lying to see full fuck fuck base You can't wait to tell him off, customer Try, I love you, can't wait to go out with you to not dry I made you some counter-pays It's time for commercial, it's time for a crap-in-scum-mer-show. So it's just like...

Well, I just want to quickly say, I-I know we didn't both end on the great terms last time we were together, because no, we didn't, and it's okay, I forgive you. Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! I'm jerking. She's like... No, I'm only fucking... And let's just leave that in the past, because we're both head of department now. And it goes well done by the way, well done on that. And he tells us, I should have exchanged words to say the least.

Take me back to five years ago, and you take me then. And we see five years earlier him just being horrible. And being just fucking terrible. And when he told Hannah on the bus or the sprinter van, he's like, that's awesome. 30 year old with nothing going on in your life, nothing at all going on in your life. And so,

honey eyes, honey eyes. True like honey eyes. Yeah, second, a deck he doesn't tell that to the heads, do honey eyes and he calls her the seaward. So he goes, Jasebub is my alter ego, and it's a God forsaken dude

that just kept on fucking out by relationships with everyone. But Jasebub's not around anymore, and with Aisha, I think we both deserve each other's second chance. I'm like, no, like, she, like,

but she doesn't need a second chance with you. You need a second chance with that. Yeah, you don't get to play that, like both sides thing. I don't, but we're with you. You need a second chance with that. Yeah, you don't get to play that like both sides thing. I don't know if we're both wrong, no sir. You don't get to play it or not. Also, let me just tell you guys, I know that everybody's not a Christian out here

and I'm not here to proselyse to you. I just wanna let everybody know. The Elzel Bubb doesn't leave. Okay, that's a whole point. He's always there. Okay, so because the same for you, Dryl's a Bubb, whatever your a whole point. He's always there. Okay. So that goes the same for you. Dwarves above. Whatever your name is. So Zarina is texting her friend B who I wonder who B is. Do we know B? Let's be a bit on this show

Be because at first I thought in my little fancy world that Zarina's friend was the girl that's wow was what was her name again she was like wow I love you as well the British Brooke we we be Brooke was it you got it you guessed it let's look it up let's look the little she's like the Jane Austen she's, she's like the giant Austin. She's like, Thank you so much. I'm glad I asked you because, oh my God, was she the one who was always doing the romance stories? Yes, she was, she's like, So I went out, took a walk, handed the hats, all the garden, and we looked at the paddles, and we expressed our love for each other. expressed our love for each other. A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A me. The first time I saw Joao's from across the room at the ball at Miss Avery's parlor, I thought for sure he was going to choose Lizzie Bennet's hand, but he chose mine

instead and I fell in love right then and there moment. Welcome to the US Sun. Joao Franco, which he also had the tilde above his A then, by the way, there's some added news for those of you who are wondering. Jouao recently opened up about his relationship with Brooke. The 29-year-old explained that he ended the relationship after discovering that Brooke had cheated on him during the below-deck Mediterranean season for after show. I've also just sat on 10 fists. Thank you. So, um, now, wow, she did that many

years ago and he's still talking about it like she's some lying deceitful piece of shit. Come on now. Wait, was this a new article, a recent article? No, it was no. It was during his last season, which was five years ago, right? Oh, I think I misunderstood the context of what you were saying. But you're still on fisting. I keep going. I was like, let's talk about the fisting news, newscaster. So anyway, I love this, this theory that we have that Zarina's friend is broke because that would be amazing. So Zarina, uh, text and then Harry meets Jowaw.

And then Harry's like his name is Joao, Joao, Joao, Joao, Joao, Joao, Joao, Joao, Joao, Joao, Joao, Joao, Joao, Joao, Joao, Joao, Joao, Joao, Joao, Joao, Joao, Joao, Joao, Joao, Joao, Joao, Joao, Joao, Joao, Joao, Joao, Joao, Joao, Joao, Joao, Joao, Joao, Joao, Joao, Joao, Joao, Joao, Joao, Joao, Joao, Joao, Joao, Joao, Joao, Joao, Joao, Joao, Joao, Joao, Joao, Joao, Joao, Joao, Joao, Joao, Joao, Joao, Joao, Joao, Joao, Joao, Joao, Joao, Joao, Joao, Joao, Joao, Joao, Joao, Joao, Joao, Joao, Joao, Joao, Joao, Joao, Joao, Joao, Joao, Joao, Joao, Joao, Joao, Joao, Joao, Joao, Joao, Joao, Joao, Joao, Joao, Joao, Joao, Joao, Joao, Joao, Joao, Joao, Joao, Joao, Joao, Joao, Joao, Joao, Joao, Joao, Joao, Joao, Joao, Joao, Joao, Joao, Joao, Joao, Joao, Joao, Joao, Joao, Joao, Joao, Joao, Joao, Joao, Joao, Joao, Joao, Joao, Joao, Joao, Joao, it's highway here. Can't wait to fuck you, yeah. No, no, no, no. They're living the dream, man. But they're kind of like wonderfully porn starry. Like they're like delightful, like the delightful porn stars. They are. They're like, yeah.

You know what it is? Because it's almost like they, like I feel like they earned their right to be like that, right? They are full on porn stars. Cause there's some people who are like, they've just put down their club at Top Golf and they've come onto the yacht and they're like, look at me, I'm crazy now.

And they try to act like the porn stars, but it's not authentic. But the porn stars, I'm like, I buy it. I buy it like legit. Yeah. Yeah. Okay, so I was like, you know what? I'm gonna normally I would roll my eyes, but my eyes are actually not rolling.

My eyes rolled, but mostly just because they lean into it so much. It's like, okay guys, are you overcompensating for the fact that you're porn stuff? Like we get it. Your porn starts like, I'm gonna have fuck something right now. Oh my god. They are pretty good. They're like, it's not a hot tub. Can I fuck the hot tub? I'm gonna fuck that hot tub later. You know, like they're really leaning into it. But I love that. You know, I love, I'm a sex positive person.

And I love that we live in a world now where it's like porn stars are the guests, you know? And they actually show clips of all the porn stars going to like do their fucking only fans for the night. And we hear that all separately. They're trademark moans and everything. I like that it was fun. And it also showed that like for as much shit

as porn stars getting in our society, they were definitely classier than many other guests we've seen in the season or on other seasons. Yeah. And they also weren't pretending that they're really rich because a lot of the guests pretend like, oh, we go on these cruises all the time. I said, we're just rich people,

as real estate agents. And you're like, I don't believe you. But these people didn't even try it. One point Desiree, Laura Desiree is like, oh God, tomorrow I gotta go back to craft rack and cheese. And you're like, yes. Thank you for the hospitality. We're honestly just the way they're excited about

that, should he us, table scape. I mean, they're like, honestly, we're just so happy. We're not the golden chorale of chats worth anymore. So Laura gets on, so Jason holds out extends his hand to help her onto the boat. And she goes, ooh, I get so giddy when you touch me like that, good to meet you. I'm a porn star in case you couldn't tell.

Also telling the news, you may not know this, but a boat exploded on the other end of the marina. And I'm sticking your fingers in my vagina as I get on the boat. So I can pump to this. So then the sky with the double y comes on wearing his resume, a pro necklace, and gives the double kiss to a colver. And he's like, oh, smell for fresh. Yeah. Yeah, we've had a lot of skies this season, and I'm below deck sailing.

It's been a lot of sky. So then Laura meets Harry and she's like, I'm Laura, nice to meet you, fully shaved. He's like, oh, hello there. Oh, did you rock now? I feel like I should call my mom nice to meet you, fully shaved. He's like, oh, hello there. Oh, don't do it right now. I feel like I should call my mom and tell her to come save me. Amazing, guys. I've never met porn stars before, and it does worry me a bit.

I'm just fired. One sexy charge Laura, and now I've got another sexy charge Laura, and she brought friends. Oh, Laura's like, I'm itching to take off all my clothes. Right now, mainly because there's a cold front coming through whether it five, coming down my leg right now.

In front of my, whether it five, orgas in a 505. So Jason, welcome Sam and it's time for their tour. So he goes up to chat with Joao and he's like, all right, I need you to know It's an older boat. No worries mate. You're a bit older. It doesn't mean you don't know what you're doing. Am I right? Not me the boat the literal boat is a bit older. It doesn't mean you don't know what you're doing. Am I right? Haha. Not me, the boat. The literal boat is a bit older. It's a single prop. You fucking out. It always wants to go starboard. You mean porn starboard? Haha. So Margot is like, uh, Margot is just like at a window in one of the rooms just staring and watching them out on the deck. and she's like,

please nobody has me to unpack for them, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, you know. Um, so she's like, yeah, well, you know, I'm real glad Laura's fired, but that puts pressure on me, you know? So Laura then says, Aisha, um, it's really hard to say Laura goes Aisha and not do the Latvian Laura accents, but, uh, new Laura is like, she's like, so how do you feel about all night orgies? Is it just us? Is that okay? And it's just like well if I can win this some of it, that would be really nice We love lawyers And she's asking them where they're from they're all over summer from LA summer from Portugal and the Portuguese guy They're like oh his name is Daddy. And she goes,

can I call you your daddy? Laura's like, absolutely not. I'm just kidding. I just love it if they have like a random boundary. No, I'm sorry, that's what we draw. Can I do that? Yeah. And Sky, yeah, yeah.

It's like, where's that captain from? I'm like, I don't think you should be privy of that information. Okay. So now it's time to leave the dock and, and Jhual before he fully becomes a monster, he's gonna pretend like he's open to hearing input. So he's like, so,

do you mind showing me how you normally get off the dock? So clover's like, yeah. So there's like a net, you can take the net off if you want, but you can also, you can move a line if you want, or sometimes I call up Chef Kim and I'll be like, you make a Dutch baby to not mom and she'll be like, yeah, and then she sends me the photo and sorry, something about these porn stars got my real horned for some Dutch babies. And so I was like, did you do the spring mind first then? Is that what we're doing here?

Zim. And Charles, like, so it's them. He's like, so tap away through the season and they still don't know how to uncork the boat and dox the boat. So I don't know why I rode a cork, but and dox the boat seriously, seriously, this is not even funny. I, I, I, I'm not surprised you wrote Uncourt because there probably was footage if you go back of like one of those deck hands

trying to like pop a cork off of the deck or something. Like it's not a bottle. That's a rock. I don't know what you guys are up to. So, um, then Laura's putting strawberries on her nips, and Aisha is asking Zarina how she knows Joao, and Zarina's like, oh, well, I used to fuck one of his best mates, and he was one of the best mates. I'm sorry, he was one of the best mates and fucked her.

He was sleeping with one of my best mates and fucked her. We slept with each other's best mates and he fucked over my best mate. Are you following this along? Cause I don't know if I can even understand the words that come out of my mouth right now. Uh-uh. So basically she's like, he's a asshole

and he's like, big shocker there. Uh-uh. And she's like, yeah, shocker right. So then Jesse, she's like the tatted up porn star comes up and she's like, so would you guys watch my sneakers? And I was like, okay, you're poor. I think you're behind on the only fans because I feel like only poor people asked to get their sneakers washed, right? No, you like who does that? I'm on a you know what I want on this but Getting my Reeboks clean

Maybe she's dept in something She's like there was an issue with the kangaroo on the dock Needs a diaper I don't know why that struck me is so weird. It is kind of funny because also see with little black sneakers So It's so weird. It is kind of funny because it's also just these little black sneakers. So some Mark was like, yeah, sure, no problem. So then, so there's just like administrative stuff happening and Marko loves this, loves Jesse's shoes because they're small. Like, these are so small, these are so cute.

I love these shoes. And while I was walking around finding problems with things, he's like, wait a minute, these shouldn't be tied up like this. Why are these fenders tied like this? This is completely wronged. I love this is wrong. Wrong, wrong, wrong. Well, I'm going to somehow that's going to pay for this. When I was in Zim, they put fenders in a different orientation. This is absolutely incorrect. So, um, so now there's like a deck meeting. And because Margot, by the way, Margot doesn't really know how to wash shoes and it feels like it's

going to be a thing, but it's, it's not a thing. She just washes them. It's just another Margot, by the way, Margot doesn't really know how to wash shoes and it feels like it's going to be a thing, but it's not a thing. She just washes them. It's just another Margot with theater hours. She's like, oh my God, she has the tiniest feet. How cute. What size are these seven? They're probably like a three. I wonder how I wash these.

She put them on a six. No, maybe a seven. Are you soap? Oh gosh, I'm going gonna use, I'm losing. Then she goes, I'm losing steam. Ha ha ha. This is also after she was pouring like a drink and she's like, slow march, slow.

And then she's like, I'm a slow. And then it cussed the lorage. She's like, my vibrator didn't plug in at the hotel. That's been a real prop i was like okay okay all right we get it and what do you blame what are you putting all this on the vibrator for like your vibrator doesn't plug itself in take some personal responsibility for your fucking fake dick not being charged up ladies just like sticking it into the potted plant. Why won't this get a charge? So, this just in Australia ran out of electricity and someone's taking a finger at my mercy.

So, I'm like running out of things to do. I'm like, and I just hit the reverse cow girl. I think we're showing how vanilla we are. I'm like, how many times can a finger we put in my pussy and can I announce it on this newscast? So we're having a decking meeting now. And to us, like, okay, so what I gather is that we need to work more together as a team, just on the dock.

We need to know a positioning, where we are, where we start. I need to know your watch schedule. Do you have a watch schedule? And Culver's just like, well, we start with some outer banks until the guys fall asleep and then I turn it on to break and bad. It's just more of my style.

No, no, I'm not talking about what you watch. I'm talking about a watch schedule. Oh yeah, well, my swatch has been in the shop for about two weeks and I told him I'd get it when I'm done with the season. No I'm not asking about your watch that you wear on your wrist schedule. No so he's like do you have anything written down? He's like yeah I just wrote Breaking Bad down a lot because it's kind of my favorite really into it right now it's written down. What about that? What about that piece of paper you have at your hand cover? Oh, this?

Okay, you can look at that. Okay. Dear Chef Kim, your Dutch babies are delicious. I can't stop thinking about them. Please send me more photos. What the fuck is this? What is this symbol DB squared? That's the chemical makeup of Dutch babies.

I watched Breaking Bad of Dutch babies. I watched Breaking Bad with Dutch babies. It's one part Dutch and square. You square the baby part. So, uh, Culver, so, Joros, like, okay, it's your basically it it said. And Culver is like, wow, Joros is coming in hot. He's not really asking many questions like, how you've been doing, what's been working, what doesn't work.

Hey, how you doing? Hey, anybody here who says for their mom's cooking, it's just fuck you, you suck, and I'm in charge. Great. I'm like these guys are gonna make me take you outside and so upset. This is the most upsetting thing.

Yeah, spoil alert because you also actually correct the entire two episodes. I'm like, these guys are such idiots that I'm on Juwows decide for the first time ever. Ever. I know, they're so inept. So now it's time to anchor and Margot and Harry have another Harry hug.

And Skyaya is like, I'm gonna put my thug on. And then a porn, I said, oh, there'm gonna put my thong on. And then, then a porn star, I said, oh, there's a porn star with no voice. So we find out this is Vanna, Vanna Faye. She's like, can I just have a hot tea? I can't talk. And she's like, who were you singing? She's like, no, it was the flight.

I tried to give a blowjob to propeller. Didn't work out so well. I tried to turn on the air by deep throating it. Well, the masks came down and I just out of instinct. I just tried to swallow it. It was already up above my head. Still stuck in there to be honest. I'm still stuck in there to be honest. So Laura, now they're like posing and taking like sexy selfies everywhere. Destiny's like taking, I'm not destiny, whatever her name is. I kept writing down.

Laura destiny. Laura does array. Doesn't mean the girl who's got a lot of tattoos, I keep calling her destiny. Jesse, for some reason, Jesse is such an easy name. And I keep calling her destiny. Destiny. So Destiny is like taking boo selfies. No, he doesn't. He doesn't. That'll be good. Okay. It's not going to change. So then Aisha goes, whoo, fan art is going to be amazing when you speak again. Yeah, I can finally help the child next to me once I get this thing. Hahaha.

God, this mask really fucks so much up. I tried to eat a biscoff, wouldn't go down. So, it's just like, she's like, he's been shockingly so speaking again. And then there's like, cause there's like several gaze actually, it's not just sky then there's like, cause there's like several gaze actually, it's not just sky, there's like, cause there's a bunch of like normal gaze

that are just there, they're like the cameraman and they're like, yeah, wait to hear a filthy mouth benefit. God enjoy silence. Yeah, cause that one gay, the normal gay, he must be the photographer for you cause he's like obviously the one not important, no offense. But he's making little comments that are really funny.

He's like, oh my God, I love a man in a perine necklace. Like yeah, yeah. All right. This guy you always hear off camera, who's like, hey, hey, remember when we met at the bowling alley? I know. That's the thing I dollars to blow that guy. Just imagine in your favorite porn and just know there's like a million of those guys standing around just watching with the camera

Much a little baby Harvey fire scenes So Oh So then oh You cheat your testicles a little bit to the right. Thank you right. Thank you. It's time for commercial. It's time for a crappin's commercial. Sky comes out in like a lady's song bathing suit, which is bold. I mean, Jesus Christ, this guy has an amazing body. His body is really fun. He full on anything

and does. He probably would pull the little pulls it all off. He literally pulls it all off. He pulls a lot of things professionally. And I'm so jealous of his body. So I was He pulls it all off. He pulls it all off. He pulls a lot of things. He pulls it all off. He pulls a lot of things. And I'm so jealous of his body. So I was like, I was like, I was like, what a ridiculous, actually that looks really cute. I look really good on him.

I was like, why, actually, why is that not a more common look on men? I know, you know what, I especially just like in the world, like in the modern age, you know, everyone's like, I identify as whatever. I'm gonna wear one piece. I'm gonna go fucking get a one.

You know what I want? A lady's one piece from the 20s. I always love that style. It's like shorts, but also a one piece. Maybe with sleeves. You know what I'm gonna, you know what I would love? I would love a giant trench coat. That was waterproof.

I guess rap it all up over my body. I think I was swim in that. That would be my dream bathing suit. You might look a little creepy about it. It's like mommy, who's that guy coming to the pool under trench coat? Fine, how about a hoop dress? I'll do that.

So, yeah, it's two hoop dresses. So Culver is like, they're doing the moving things into the tender. And so, Sky's like, oh, I love a man lifting. And then, now the deckies are setting up a picnic on the beach. And the guests are going to the beach. And the guests are just like loving it, Sky's like, incredible. Where are we? And there's just like a lot of joy happening.

There's a lot of posing and like, you know, getting content made, you know? And then Laura finds a little shell and she goes, oh my God, it's a little ocean clitoris. I love that. Yeah, just a floating, this embodied clitoris. So Harry and Coulter. There's some very insecure male shellfish in there this embodied catoris. So Harry and Coulter.

There's some very insecure male shellfish in there being like, fuck this bitch, men's rights. They're like literally everything that happens. I make introsax and it's cracking. They're really good at it, you know? They are. So Harry and Adam are there on the beach with them at the private beach and they're just like unbelievably lucky.

You know, it's like boobs everywhere. They are loving it. They can't stop staring at being goofy. And so then they ask Culver to come in because of course Culver is like fucking body. Culver's like no. Wow. He's just in his mind, like he's just seeing

two hot Dutch babies in the ocean. Like that's what they look like to him. Like he's just like, wow. I wanna be with them. He's like from far away that looks like mom and mom. And why's seeing devil? So he swims out there and then, I can't believe he goes out there.

First of all, what the fuck? You can't go. Well, you can do that. How did he not get yelled at? Because didn't Culver get into the hot tub last season on down under and like as part of the CEO of fun or whatever he chairman of fun at one point there were some like rockers last season And they I think they they said get in the hot tub and he got in the hot tub I believe because Britini got yelled at by the awful boats and last season,

but then Culver was able to get away with this and it was not fair. Yes, that's what it was. Something like that happened. So, Culver is like this. And so, they want Culver to come in. They want Culver and Harry to come in and they're like, come in, we need saving. So, of course, they take up their shirts,

which they're not even supposed to do that, because they have shirts that are designed to get wet. But they take up their shirts and which they're not even supposed to do that because they have shirts that are designed to get wet, but they take up their shirts and they start swimming out to them and goofing off with the porn stars. Right, and the sky's like, I'm still waiting to see if Harry's really, like, Harry. And then we cut to Adam and Dwarau, and Adam's like, hey, hey, yo, yo, yo, who's that out there? Who's that dumb dumb?

I can hear him talking. He talks funny. Whoever it is, I think he's got his shirt off. And to be honest, like, let's get the binoculars. We were seeing about this. And so they get binoculars and they're looking out there. And Adam's like, oh my gosh, someone's walking into the water. Oh, shit.

It's Culver and stupid voice. Harry. Of course, yo. Adam is such a snitch. I mean, Culver and stupid voice. Harry. A fat guy. Adam is such a snitch. I mean, Culver and Harry were completely being unprofessional, but Adam was, they'd be like, oh, there's someone with the shirt off. Well, who else?

I mean, you are snitching. And I feel like Adam is the type of person who really responds well to an asshole boss. I feel like he is the type that like, kiss his ass to someone like, sure wow. I mean, you've seen him. I haven't watched the second episode yet. So you may already know some of this already,

but that's the vibe I'm immediately getting, because it's going to then put him up above the other two. Well, it's not so far, but Jouao hasn't really gone Jouao on anybody yet, but the second he... Because Adam is just like a bad little boy who needs to be spanked. Like, he is like begging for discipline. I mean, if this were like a really called child psychiatry, it's like you're a psychiatrist

but for kids, whatever, if it was that kind of such a... Child psychologist? Oh, yeah. You were a child. If you were a child, it's like, oh, thank you. Wow, so much simpler than it seemed like it would be. They would probably say this kid is begging for discipline because he spends the rest of this two hours walking around going The guy sucks. You don't do nothing. That guy in my dad. You ain't my dad. I'll tell you that right now. I ain't listening to you. You ain't my daddy

You know, it's like he's just begging to get you know spanks yeah well you know Tardinatu and the news is so sexy all around you this just in there's been a government coup in Myanmar and also out in the deckhand is getting pegged by me So they're playing their playing chicken and Chowow is watching and Adam's like oh my god yo Harry got titty in his face Also Adam's very toxic that's I have to out to, because he's always trying to ruin somebody. You know, he's always like trying to undermine somebody in ruin them. Now fortunately for us, it becomes juau. So I'm like team him for a second, but he's just in general like a toxic little snitch.

I agree with you. He is. He is. So as well as like, this is not right. This is crazy. It's super yachting. It's a guest experience. It's not a guest and crew experience unless you're in the zim. And there's a difference between professionalism

and acting and actually trying to be a guest on board. It's obviously the precedent that the previous person has said, as that is terrible. And I am here to change that. Excuse me. Watching Harry flail around playing chicken, I didn't know I needed it so much, but I think I rewinded it and watched it about 40 times. I mean, have you ever thrown a ball at me or to me? Have you ever seen me try to catch a ball? Okay, that's how it's named as me. Sorry, but this is anybody on video.

This is a live video. I go, I just start. I go like this. I put my hands forward, like a heart, heart shape I put my hands forward like a heart, heart shape with both my palms touching like a heart, and I sort of like bat at it, and I'm like, wow, I can't believe I didn't catch the ball. He looks like he's on a train that's derailing

while he's trying to do the monkey. He know that old dance, the monkey, from like the 50s in speed. He's like, he looks crazy, and it's the funniest shit I ever saw He's like, he looks crazy. And it's the funniest shit I ever saw. We were about like five times. And they do this amazing shot with a split the screen.

And the top half of the screen are like the porn stars riding the deck hands on their shoulders. And the bottom half is a shot of like a little turtle on top of a big turtle. Did you see that? Yeah, it was my favorite thing. Of course I saw.

You know I love that shit. A turtle piggybacking on another turtle. I've never. It was like the sky nox of turtles. It was like, yes, queen. Take a fight. I love that. The turtle rode another turtle

until they went extinct because of humans. It just came on the front of my plants. It's like, oh no, that lady's now reading the art planet. It's like, this is Laura Desiree for art planet. The sea turtles of Australia are an endangered species, and their migration is a fraught migration. Also, I just took a picture I just took the entire football dream. Which is bad as many lows as the turtle needs to release, or to ensure that its next generation

will survive. Have you ever blown a turtle? This has been lower Desiree for Skank Planet. So Harry is like, I've got all these guys pre-nissing the bacon mornig, but I've got the best view of now. Boo-weez! So funny. So then, I'm really part of it. I'm already, I know, I'm already

get comments, I should not have called it Skank Planet. I should call it a poor planet, because that's the plan that what planet poor planet that's the plan words Not calling Laura whore. I'm just saying it's a really good pun So that's the title of this episode We're gonna give us a good idea. No, it's not. No, it's not. No, it's not. No, it's not. We were gonna give us a good idea.

No, it's not. No, it's not. We were gonna give us a good idea. No, it's not. No, it's not. No, it's not. No, it's not. No, it's not.

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No, it's not. No, it's not. No, it's not. No, it's not. No, it's a bottle of wine that's about to fall down from a shelf inside the fridge from the wide fridge And she's like oh no don't fall oh god Geez glass door. I just wish I could reach my hand through you, but I can't because I'm human Humans are solid and so is glass. What should I do? I'm gonna get some padding I'm gonna get some padding. Maybe that'll help. She puts down a towel and say, okay, I'm gonna do it now. I'm gonna open you door. Why and I'm coming for you. Why? Be careful. Why? Follows down and she catches it. She's like, oh my god. Wow.

It was exciting. Actually, I was, that was very invested in that. I was like, what would I do? And then she had cat-like reflexes. She was like a little ninja. She just, she caught it very quickly. And disaster was averted. And, you know, broken glass. No one ever on the beach. Jesse's like, I'm gonna make a video. It's called Sex on the Beach.

Okay, Jesse, you know what? Can we like try a little more creativity here? It's like, have you not used that yet? By the way, how have you not used that? Yeah, I feel like there's gotta be something better for your beach spot. I think it has to be like, I don't know, like, shell. Shell's.

She sells seashells in her vagina. She sells seashells. She sells seashells. She sells seashells. She sells seashells. Yeah, I don't know that whole thing. So, um. Okay, maybe sex in the beach is the best option.

You're sex on the beach. Great video. She does. No, she's the professional here, not us. By the way, can I just complain about my dog for a second? I know we haven't made this recap long enough for no reason. My dog does this thing when he wants to eat. It's around this time when we finish recording, but we're recording forever today So he does this thing where he runs up the stairs and then he stairs at me

And then when I don't pay attention to him, he runs back down the stairs And then he waits at the bottom of the stairs and then he slowly comes back up the stairs And then he slowly goes back down the stairs And then he runs back up the stairs and then he runs back down the stairs and then he slowly comes back up the stairs and then he slowly goes back down the stairs and then he runs back up the stairs and then he runs back down the stairs and it's making me fucking crazy. I'm ready to kill this fucking dog now. Okay. He sat like the decans on blew back. Looking at what are we doing next? What are we doing? I get it. I'm ignoring you. Do you understand?, get some fucking opposable thumbs already, so I don't have to deal with this. So Aisha sends Margot to the beach,

and she's like, usually I wouldn't send a third steward to the beach by herself to do service, but there's only two of us, and so far these guests have just been so lovelies. I think it's just because the porn industry is like the yachting industry, but both here to serve and please. So, wow, is taking Margo and Adam now over and he's gonna leave them and he's gonna make Culver and Harry come back, but he's not telling them why. I mean, he's doing it because he doesn't want them fucking naked with the porn people,

or like being of shirtless with the porn people. The unprofessional. Yeah. Having fun, you know, but he doesn't tell them, which I thought was weird. Why don't you tell them you shouldn't be out there swimming with the fucking guests? You'd be.

Yes. I think he's still trying to be like friendly. He's like, because he's been there for about 90 minutes. So I think he's trying to still see him cool. He's doing that all I've changed. I'm the new Juao, you know? Yeah. So the Norma text Jason's like,

hey Jason, guess what? I got a new stew for you. Yeah. She runs a, she used to run a restaurant in Portugal and she takes a lot of dance. She loves the, her favorite dance is the Will Will and she loves table decor. So her name is Flora. You excited for her?

Definitely not someone. I wondered where that was going. I don't know why I even decided to go in that direction, but I had to commit to it. Just kidding. Her name's not Laura, but she's coming to you. Yeah, she's coming. So, um, Serena and Ace are talking and Serena has to cook some vegan food and she's like, I love the vegan food. She has to think outside the box.

I just love these guests because they want to be healthy, the vegan. I was raised vegetarian. It's just something I was raised to do. I'm feeling very confident in it right now. God, I want to fuck Captain Jason. It's really cool, I'm thinking, man. I'm just so excited to be able to make a ball of brown plat-based shit rather than meat shit.

You know, you should see the soup bowl I can make with brown rice and brown water. It really is quite amazing. I just absolutely am thrilled that I can make something vegetable-based and vegan and healthy. So for tonight I will be serving them all Tomahawks. The best vegan dish I've ever come up with Tomahawks. The best vegan dish I've ever come up with, Tomahawk steaks. So, um, oh no, I messed up again. The gas are eating fruit on the beach. I mean, these are very healthy gas. Like they eat everything on the pet to them.

They're like eating fruit, you know what I mean? Which is nice to see because I don't like when people fake it. I'm like, oh my god, look at the eating cake. I'm real housewives of Beverly Hills. And then like, oh my God, look at me eating cake. I didn't realize why I was so Beverly Hills. And then she takes like one tiny little crumb of a cake. It's like, oh my God, Erica James, she's one of us. I like when people are like, I'm not one of you. Okay, I am better than you and I only eat fruit.

Yeah, we have self-discipline. Actually, it's not easy being a porn star to keep this body. So Culver being while I was back on the boat and he is all grumpy and he's being important star to keep this body. So Culver being walls back on the boat and he is all grumpy and he's moping and he's basically doing a Tony from below deck the spazies and he's like, well, I don't know why I had to come back here and Jouel was like,

well, they want to do something and if they need us, they can call us straight away. But there's no point in all standing around. He goes, but back there you're not even standing around. You're like, interact in the whole time, telling stories about Chef Keem's Dutch babies, you're not even standing around. You're like interacting the whole time, telling stories about Chef Keem's Dutch babies, you know, fun stuff, but here I'm not doing nothing. Sometimes he gets what they're in space too, though, so you have to give them that space.

And he's like, well, they're not the type of guests that want to be separated from the crew. If they want to self-call us. And Culver's like, but that's just the opposite of what they told us to do. Culver shut the fuck up. If these were older, like, fatter, homelier people, you would not give a crap. You would be not wanting to go out there all shirtless being passed around like a little hors d'oeuvre trade, but because there's nice big high boobies, you're totally fine with it. So let's just stop pretending you're like Disneyland for the people, okay?

Get to work, squeeze. Yeah, get to work. I'm just backing you up. I'm just having your back on this one, so, so, Jorou was like, I was done, my period was squeege. No, I was trying to, when you're like, if you need us, then we'll look,

I was trying, I was just thinking about, well, it was so funny to me, was Jorou was trying, when you're like, if you need us, then we'll look. I was just thinking about, what was so funny to me was, Joua was like, they just, you know, some guests just don't want to deal with the crew, and they want their own space, and they cut directly to one of them being like, hey, Margot, can you put this lotion all over me? Can you just like slather me all up? It was like a very, you know, intimate request. But, so now, Joua well as song day Aisha and he's like, excuse me, Aisha, okay, I have a question from Bosen to Russian prostitute. So these guys,

they have got quite a bond with each other, I've noticed, they're like, oh yes, when Luke was here, he said up to five, that human older guys are just pros, and they were like no hours, and no consent on things and there's just like no breaks and he just didn't like being Mr. Authority or anything like that. And Tawaz, like, what about it's fine, but I think they're going to start rebelling against me.

Like, you can see him just kidding. I don't know any of them. I don't know if there's been a rebellion, maybe I should make rebellion jokes. So, Culver's life. Well, that's it for the podcast. We had a great run. Taken down by Ron is casual, casual mention is a lot. I did.

I said something one time about Ireland and I didn't even know what I was saying. I was just like referencing a song. Oh yeah. So much trouble. Like, do you guys, like, I'm not smart enough to even make that joke. So that was like, that was like a month ago too. I'm literally an idiot. So maybe I should make them jokes

until I learn a little history. How about that? So then we cut back to Culver. Now, here's where he's right. They are going to start rebelling. And here's your big mistake, sir, is that you didn't tell them off for going and acting casual with the guests.

You didn't tell them you brought them back because they're acting like a bunch of jackasses taking off their shirt. This is not their time to swim, etc., etc. Instead, you acted like it was some arbitrary reason they had to come back just because you said so. And now they're not afraid of you. They just think you're an asshole. And now they're going to start the undermining. Now, just because Laura is, Laura is gone. It doesn't mean a lot the undermining is done because now it's cooler. It's hairy, not hairy.

Hair is bad. The worst becomes Adam. But for now, we've got Culver and Harry under mining. Tudududud point is, it just doesn't ever get a good vein, you know? It doesn't. The undermining, so it's literally self-dutch babies. So Culver's like, they at no point said that I had some space from the crew. You don't get tips because they look at the windows,

are you there at the inter-array? You know, at your time, they want the crew involved with him. Like, okay, Culvard, just relax. You're being unprofessional, whether you want to, whether you want to admit it or not, you are short-liss doing chicken, chicken fighting with the porn stars. And now you're back, oh, wash the surface.

Yeah, and he's like, it's shitting. And he's like, it is, it's silly. And he goes, it is, it is, it is silly. So then, a juah was asking so so is culver the one who was running the show because he's acting all bossy and then culver still going off about like read the cast read the itinerary blah blah blah. So asha's advice is like let's end his thing is the entertainment and sometimes that you know you can focus on that but they still need to respect you is the entertainment. And sometimes they, you know, he can focus on that, but they still need to respect you. He's the boss and that's what you need to make sure they dig out.

And she's shocked because he's like, okay, and she's like, wow, he's actually treating me like a real head of departments. So has he changed? Maybe. He's like, we'll all have you back. Yeah, yeah. So then the guests come, they're ready to come back to the boat. And so Jouel and Culver take the tender to get them. And then the captain is texting the newbie, her flights,

Florida, the Red Menace, her flights. Because you know what's Laura just like, Laura put on a wig and it's like I am new uh stew ready to be high on time he says me I don't care you want me to decorate I decorate hmm I bring back of limes but I am totally new stew at this my name is Florida I do the Wilbil I do the possible possible I have restaurant called one chair restaurant bottle bottle So the crew changed us into their blacks and Serena's getting food and she's like, you know, normally when you think of glitz and glam You don't think big and in nutrition. Yes, you do That's what I think up. Well when I think of like glitz and glam celebrities

I don't like sit there and think of they're eating like a dominoes No, 11 Madison Park has like a famously turned into like an old vegan restaurant To some people's dismay and that's like a major major restaurant like an all vegan restaurant to some people's dismay and that's like a major major restaurant. Whoa. Yeah, so yeah, so everyone think about that for a moment. I'm just gonna have like a moment of silence to think about that. These just seeing 11 medicine park is now all vegan and on top of that I stuck the

carrot of my Huchi. Vegan porn. Hitchy. Tududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududud missionary style. And then, it happened to me. So Aisha and Margot are setting the table with a gasket dress and Aisha is like, well, I'm confused about what, did you eat this table? What lower do you, besides excuse non consent? Anybody have any ideas? And Margot's like, oh, she just put something up there on the side Maybe I'll just squeeze some lines on top of this table. That seemed to make her very happy

So Asia is that I mean it looks terrible it looks Terrible terrible and she's like it looks like Bonnie, Ada Rainbow, and Falma did it out, and that's about as good as I can do. And Mark goes like, is there any way we could glam it up? Not your fault, you're great, but the streamers are a little bad. The streamers are pretty bad. So then we cut to the guests doing makeup for each other for their like wild party.

They're doing like really fun clown kind of makeup and wonderful. He's putting it on the cameraman gay and he's like, Hey, why are you making me look so pathetic? Like I look like a sad clown and then they put up a side by side of a clown fish like a Nemo fish next to him. And he has just like random like gold things on like below his eyes like sort of like a football player Yeah, and they can Keep on all nice. Yeah, it's like well, why are you doing this to me? Why are you making me look so sad? So this very sad table the the guests come up to it and Laura's like, oh my god It is so good glitter town USA. I love it

Yeah, I love the shitty day core and So the first course is artichoke foam that sounds fucking disgusting. Are you kidding me? I'm into it? I I love an art I would I art show foam over roasted celery yak or celery root as we say in America I'm into it. Yeah, I mean I'm not into foam, but I'm just saying I think I'm the celery root is we say in America, I'm into it. Yeah, I mean, I'm not into foam, but I'm into the same. I think I'm the celery root is made. If you roast the avocado and then you give it

to me swimming and butter, okay, but you're not gonna give me some just base tasting artichoke foam over roasted disease that makes me not able to eat gluten. Sorry. I personally think this sounds like a delicious dish. Yeah. And, um, you know what?

I think it's gonna be all the rage. All the rage. At 11. Park, mountain. Yeah. Yeah, Thomas Keller is gonna be taking some tips here from that. She's down!

Now! Shut up! Be quiet! And Thomas Kramer. Shut down, shut up, I need that food. So, Atlanta for anybody confused as hell, okay. And Miami, dual, dual role. So, Sky-ya is like, I'm gonna be shitting like a fairy later.

I'm probably not the first time. And Laura is like, this tastes so good. It tastes like let it rock your world. This is so, there's like so appreciative. They are loving this meal. They're very, very happy. And then there's a lemon chicken and cashew spread. And as Serena is just spray painting everything

with edible spray paint that's gold. That's her trick and they love it. And so then we see Serena and Joao talking. So she's asking for these two leads and he's like, Well, I'm just trying to get people up to par over here. I'm just trying to get people up to Zim here. It's very difficult. And she's like, well, I bet the new stew is probably going to be a leaky blonde model. And she's saying, like, the last time I saw you, I think was probably in Palmer.

And I go, and cover, it was like, oh, it's like, so you guys know each other before this? That's like a Dutch baby, meeting another Dutch baby and the plight, and they knew each other beforehand. That's crazy. And they're laughing. Serena and Joao are like laughing and like soldiering each other They're like shoulder rubbing each other and she's like kind of punching his shoulder and there is definitely chemistry here I'm not really sure what's going on But there is definitely chemistry and Culver sees it and doesn't really care which I think is not great

for the future of that relationship. And so he's kind of giving her a look and Joil leaves and she's like, what are you going to try to try something? And he goes, yeah, a little bit. So I'm just waiting here for you to put something in my mouth. I'm just saying, he's got any kind of bread egg, preferably something like a Yorkshire pudding or a popover maybe just in a different form What what about what about a pancake that's looking like it's doing yoga? Got something like that. So it's like new guy. What are you doing? You see this galley?

It's my territory. So I suggest you take a lap, all right. You got me Je wow wow wow wow So it's like I don't want to break his knees if I see you talking to the lady who makes me whatever I want to eat again And she's like that's the sexiest thing you've ever said to me. So then um The porn people are upstairs like oh my god. I love babes. Oh my god. How many boobs do you like? I'm not three babs Oh, yeah triple 10 double I love cats. Triple 10.

And they're eating dessert. They're loving it. And like unsurprisingly, it's like an orgasm in my mouth. And then a girl goes, isn't that what they usually happen? Shut up, Vennon. Vennon, thank you. Get your voice back, I say. Uh.

So funny. So then the camera gaze like, so Claudio, are you doing your cam work? Are you doing like cam work? Your cam 4 show? Well, at all. What is cam 4? It's like a webcam site. Like you go. Oh.

So, um, some of that's funny. So that's what it was. They were all going to do cams. Yeah. So then, Jesse, I have a deal deal for you to use if you want, and Laura's like, oh good, can I sneak by by the way, because some of us are performing right now, we gotta go down to our stages. She goes, I've a deal deal deal, and she goes,

okay, can I deep through that? And she goes, yeah, and she's like, okay. Okay. This reminds me of when I, the AVN awards, I don't know if they're still a broadcast forever, but there was a period of time when Showtime broadcast the AVN awards. And I remember watching it, and it was like a professional award show. It had like an announcer in the stage and everything.

And it was like, now the nominees for Best Re-Sum are. And they go through like all these movies. And I just remember a woman won and she goes up there and she goes, I want to thank my partner Rob and I want to thank my parents, I want to thank God, I want to thank Susan, she taught me how to deep throat and Lyle and Becky, that was one of the best three sums I've ever done, I love you guys. I really want to thank all of you guys because this is not easy but it like it's a journey and without you guys, I would be here. So thank you so much. Like, like sounds like a normal award show, except in speech, but there's like, it goes like the rails. Three sums and I love it. Keep throwing. It's amazing. That's funny.

So let's see. So Aisha checks in on Margot and Margot's doing one last load for bed Please just tell me do one last thought I need to and it's just like your crazy girl So she leaves and Margot's like almost hit from her So that she couldn't give me extra work, but then I didn't I'm pretending to do more laundry. I wonder what happened with that tennis shoe Is this still in there? I might so be in the washing machine. I'm gonna check on it. Hey, Tenishu. Everything going okay?

What size are you? Tell me! Tenishu's are so secretive. I'm losing steam. Just passes out on the show. So then Asia goes up to Harry and is like, so what's going on? What's happening with you in Mago?

And drop off, then you shouldn't fight her on a date. And he's like, oh yeah, I already said I wanted to do that. She's like, well, you should. I reckon you should do what you should do is take her up to the sun, then take that, take some cushions up there to bottle rosé. And she's like, yeah, but yeah, well, I think we're both fearing to each other, but with everything that happened,

remember 24 hours ago, I thought to take maybe a step back because you remember the last three episodes. Yeah, I think so sweet. You guys are like, yeah, I think after everything that happened, I should kind of go at her pace. And then meanwhile, the guests all go downstairs to start doing their fucking camp shows. I was dying laughing. This is so funny how they shot it.

So it says, guess, Guy I, I, is quarter. Oh, yes funny how they shot it. So it says guess guy eye eyes quarter. Oh, yes, give me that deck. Yes. And then it cuts to Asia doing whipped cream shots in her mouth. And then it cuts to guess Jesse's quarter. Say, oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, choking a little bit over Dildo. She was loaned. And then it cuts back to Jason doing whipped cream shots for the ASA. Okay. Yeah, that was fun.

It was great. It was great. So then this is where we get the neon frog fish stuck through each other. Like neon fish stuck to each other. I don't know if they're fucking or what, but then they'd pop apart and then snakes are intertwined. And we just hear the guests like fucking.

Yeah, this is, I guess. This, I'll say those two fish, they were beautiful. They were like beautifully, they were just like patterned and gorgeous. Yeah, all the fish, the fish work this season is really, really, except for that ugly five-head fish. Oh, and that eel, that hideous eel, the f** fucking hall, the whole, the bathroom key holding ill from the gym. Don't make fun of Olympia. That's not her fault. Okay. Listen, I was born this way. You know, it's not my fault. I'm here. I take care of my children. I put in, I put in,

I put in hours of my job. I come home. I feed my children. I take care of people. And you're going to make fun of me. Yeah. listen, it's like I always said, you were born with the look of your face, but you weren't born with that look on your face. You know what I mean? She's definitely a math teacher in the ill world, right? I think she has the bathroom key. She's like an HR, like you have to go ask for the bathroom key. Don't give it to you. I think who else had that?

Who else? There was someone in charge of the bathroom key on these recaps recently. Is Dom there? What's he saying? Hi. Actually, Dom was just in here. Could you tell? He was looking for something.

He was looking for something and I was going to try to help him. But I thought it would be weird to interrupt the reenactment of all the porn stars. The slander, masturbating. It's like, may hold on one second, Ronnie. Can I help you, Dom? And now he left and now I don't know what he was looking for and I'm like actually so intrigued.

Yeah, I saw the hearts popping out of your eyes, right? Oh, mm-hmm. Okay, so thinking around, trying to be quiet, you know, so Margot's like now I can take the bottom bunk Just Margot in her own world winning things that aren't even competition. She's like finally I won Well, just bottom bunk now. Yes. I'm impressed that it took her actually so long to claim that bottom bunk She had literally like two days 24 hours. Did she just realize? I've been so preoccupied. I win this because that that wine battle didn't break. I got it. So I win. I win the bottom bunk now. She spent a lot of time like catching things

falling out for her top bunk. She's like, he's just practiced. You never know when it's going to happen. Okay, let's see. Marge. See if you can catch. Okay, I'm going to put I'm going to put a little can of tuna fish on there. You ready to catch it. Oh, got it, got it. So, bro, possibly, bro, but whoever be is tech Serena and it's like, oh, I got your message about Joao, that's crazy. And then we go to Joao talking to Aisha

and he's like, should we dress up for breakfast? And she's like, I was thinking you should. One of you could do a bowl gag in your mouth. He's like, my star sounds fun. And so they're setting the table and Asia's shaping the, Asia and Marco are shaping the napkins to sort of look like vaginas, but they look, to me, they just just like normal folded napkins, you know My guys and then and then Adam is getting into shorts Oh, so they're all gonna get into like these speedos for this this brunch is gay brunchy moment So Adam's getting to the shorts. It's like oh my god. Oh my god. My whole fucking sax gonna be out What's the Harry's like? Yeah, it's the point. He's like yeah, but like bro

I don't get paid enough for this shit and Harry bless like, yeah, it's the point. He's like, yeah, but like, bro, I don't get paid enough for this shit. And Harry blesses Harcos. Pretty sure we do. Pretty sure we get bite ease. And then we see Culver putting a literal sock over his winner and they make his winner look humongous. So I don't know if there was something in there or what, but good for you, kid.

I can see why you get away with so much. That's for you, kid. I can see why you get away with so much. That's for goddamn sure. Hey, man. I appreciate his enthusiasm for gay bathing. You know, sometimes gay bathing is like annoying, but sometimes I'm like, thank you. Thank you for considering us a population that you want to be. Yeah, I don't know.

It's gay bathing if you're just trying to please a gay person, right? Isn't that just called gay taming? Like, and gay taming. And taming. Gainter taming or something? Gainter taming. Gainter taming. Gainter.

I don't consider it baiting if you're just like being hot. I don't know what you're saying. Yeah, yeah. I think you're like getting a flur. You flur and try to make somebody flurt back with you. And somebody is looking for an excuse to turn it against you. You know what, actually I think it is, I think pandering is the proper word, pandering.

And gay baiting is when you pretend to be gay so you can capitalize off it. So you know what, fuck, gay baiting. Yes, gator. Gay baiting's terrible, yeah, but you know what? I'm putting a sock on a sliner. Yes, yeah, fuck gave it is terrible. Yeah, but you know what I'm putting a sock on a sweater. Yes. Yes. Gay pandering is great. Also gay pandas are great too. Who doesn't love a gay panda? Love the support. Love it. I mean aren't they just called pandas? Let's be honest. So they do they put on they put on speedos and like crazy, you know hair and stuff like that. And Joanne does put on speedos and crazy hair and stuff like that.

And Joanne does put on a mask and a ball gag and all that good stuff. And so then Serena makes a food like giant sausages with she makes it look like mayo is the cum coming out of them and stuff like that. And Sky, I mean, here's the thing with Sky. I feel like someone in porn should have better lines because his lines are always like, yeah.

I had his deck on my neck. I don't know. This one is, yeah, it's not a banana in your pants. Are you happy to say it, mate? I'm like, I don't know. I feel like you could do better. It's your profession. He's on vacation, okay.

He's like, you know what, I'm bringing my vacation yosses. Not gonna be great material. You know, sex on the beach. Is that a banana in your pocket? It's like, I'm just gonna bring the JV material because I just don't have it in me. Or do I get it? So the captain comes out and he's like, oh boy.

And, you know, if they get vegan rainbow pancakes, such a rainbow pancakes and stuff. So now they finish and they're gonna go swimming and we get a margo hairy scene. I don't even know if Harry's really in Margo scene in her mind or if it's just Margo in her mind, but she's like, well, look, dolphins. I wanna swim with the dolphins, high dolphins.

And he's like, you know what, next charter, I'm going to ask to be on mornings. Oh, I appreciate it. I love mornings. I just asked to be on nights, by the way. Huh, oopsies. I shouldn't say that. He goes, we can have our coffee bag. And she goes, yeah, we'll bring that back. That really platana coffee that we have. He's like, yeah, yeah. And we can watch sunset on the sun deck like a nice sunset date, something like that. She's like, oh, you're asking me out. Yeah, yeah. I could, I could find, I could find a way to get myself excited about that. So she's trying to do this. Like, oh my god,

I'm just a girl, a girl nervous for my first date. Oh, oh, oh, oh, so she goes, she's like, I'm going to get ready quickly. She's like, oh, see she goes, she's like, I'm going to get ready quickly. It's like, whole see there. She's like, okay, but not before then got it. And she tells us she enjoys a flirty relationship. And she's used to guys who just want sex, but Harry seems nicer than that. And she's, she likes it, but she just looks so bored. Doesn't she? Yeah. She's trying to convince herself. I mean she just looks so bored. Does she? Yeah, she's trying to convince herself. I mean, they're so cute.

I do really enjoy them, but I don't think she's interested in him whatsoever, but I think that she knows that, I think she wants to acknowledge that he's like a nice guy and a good guy for her, but she's just not interested. Yeah, I don't think so either. So he is though. He's like super excited. And then he's like,

the Chotung success, the G.L. Horses, oh my God, oh my God, oh dude. And Aisha is high-fiving him. And he's just so goofy. I feel bad for him. So then Aisha is now in the bridge, looking over the CV of the new stew.

And she's like, oh she's pretty! Captain Jason Gus don't feel left out man. She says, it's all right, I've got some personality! And then he says, he says, she says, she saysinoth and Asha says, as long as Jamie doesn't have a million opinions and is okay with bottled lime juice, we're going to get a long-dressed fight! And he's like, looks like she'll be here for dinner. I'm like, did I can see what she's got? So then, um, Jesse's like, I've never paddleboarded

both hard. Do you think I have paddleboard on this Dildo? I haven't given it back yet. It's a big deal though, but I can take it. So, Jowows gonna go on the Dildo on the on the Dildo on the kayak with her. Because I think that you want to make me a Jowalfan. Like finally Jowalf's done something worthwhile on this show. Fine, I'll take it up the S. So anything for the guests. So, but they wind up on a kayak because I do remember she asked about paddleboardy

but they wind up on a kayak. It's mystery, mystery below deck. And they can order to double up on a paddleboard or do people do do double paddle boards? I don't know how that works. I don't know. I'm not standing up on a fucking thing in the water. Are you kidding? What's the point of standing in the water? There's something for standing. Yeah. To look thin. That's why people do it. Okay. It's ocean make me look fat. So Margot. Margot goes up to Zorina and she's like,

Oh, I just asked, I'm sorry. Harry just asked me if I wanted to have sunset drinks. I'm sorry, he's like, oh, that's the cutest thing. Now a question, are you even remotely attracted to him? Because I'm not getting a lot of feeling on that front. I'm just like, no, but you can help me choose my outfit. My outfit of we're just friends, you know? What, like, is there some sort of boxy dress I could wear?

You know, we're gonna have drinks on the sundaq before we go out tomorrow. I just want to really give a real box forward no female form figure just to make sure it's really clear. Mm, so then we go to Jouaou. And Jason is now out kind of running the crew because Jouaow has been sent out on the water Which was kind of an odd choice I was wondering why this choice was made why you would send Jouaow and then ask the crew to do something somewhat major

And Jason is out there, which he's usually not so basically they have to get the tender up But is it windy? What's happening? It's not windy. It's windy and, well, Culver explains, he goes, well, when we get out in the north and sun, like the boat tends to roll a lot in the northern seas, it rolls a lot in certain seas. And if you're lived in a tender, as soon as you get that wind, as soon as you get that swell, that tender is going to gonna swing and you just have to be really careful in lifting it up. It's sort of like same principles and how to eat a Dutch baby,

just get it under it and be stable, get it right into your mouth before it falls off the fork. So, yeah, he's in charge of the crane thing or whatever that they use, which I was hoping Adam would be, what the fuck, bro, what's my fucking warning bro? Because he hates that hook, Adam hates it. So they put the crane thing hook into the water and Culver's in charge of moving the machinery around.

And I just wouldn't trust Culver. Why do people trust Culver? He's obviously doesn't know what he's doing. He's been in charge for five minutes. And he's like, well, I guess we could do the front line of the, I don't know, maybe sweep something, swim, should we swim? Who likes penguins? Like he has no initiatives.

Yeah, and it starts to get windy and culvert keeps getting confused with the controls and this tender starts to like spin around and sway. It's basically like the wrecking ball video. Like I'm expecting Miley Cyrus to be sitting on on top of it singing along and it's going everywhere and Jason's like Whoa, he's like whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa one prop one prop one prop what folks you do Woodrop and draw is like what the fuck is he doing? What's what's happening up there? It's I feel like I'm stuck over here and things are happening in Zim. What's happening over there?

And Culver is just like dirt, know, like playing with all the controls. And then the boat just, the tender swings and crashes into the side of the boat. And again, and then again, and then Jason calls over. And then Jason falls over and they showed a shot from where they're standing up, like the camera was looking up.

And it looked like the boat was dented, didn't it? It looked like it was easily dented. I mean, it looked like this thing was hammering the side of the boat, now the boat was dented. But I don't know, we'll see, because it looks like it's way too big for them. So yeah. Yeah. That was episode one. We will be back with the second episode of the night. Tomorrow, I think. Yeah, tomorrow. So we'll be back with that one tomorrow.

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