Watch What Crappens - Below Deck Down Under: Tender Crush Crash

Episode Date: August 16, 2023

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Hi, Aisha. Me too. Aisha would really never work well in finding Nemo because she'd be found very easily. It'd be like finding it would be a short film. It would be a five. It'd be a three second commercial. Welcome to the show everybody. Today is below deck down on the season two episode nine entitled Angel Nude Cake.

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to make the audio sound good. So we're just keeping it as crap in the live. But we're still gonna be there. So join us over there, okay? Cause it's super fun. Yeah. Yeah, and also, by the way, if people are wondering where was Duel Hello last week,

now that we have a crappy hour, we sort of rearrange a little bit. And so Duel Hello will be up this week. And it's a really funny episode about hipsters, um, trying to move to Europe. So, um, we really had a great time with that one. So that'll probably be up, I think on Thursday, Thursday is when the latest Duel of Hullo will be up.

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as our bonus. We will be doing that as a main episode because Real Housewives of Orange County is not on this week for some reason. They're giving Shannon another week to just walk around the circles saying, I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I have arguments that paralyze me. Otherwise, we have a great relationship. This is an episode. The paralyze me.

So we'll be back for that glorious show next week. This week we are going to be doing that Salt Lake City trailer We already did it actually. It's a really fun episode. So check that out if you want to watch us watching the video That is part of crap and it's on demand again Also the bonuses week will be a recap of welcome to crappy lake So we don't have to skip that after also if So if you guys are into those recaps, that is on bonus this week. And I think that's it for the preamble. How do you feel? And do you have anything to add in there? I feel great. I feel like questions about wine purple today. No, I feel like that was a really exciting preamble. I thought there was like really good announcements. And I hope everyone listened. Oh, thank you.

That was good stuff. So this week's, I mean, so now we're on the second episode of Below Jack Down Under for the week. Still don't know why we're doing too weak, but we're just, we've accepted it. And we're in the middle of now. I'm in trouble, I'm out. I'm in trouble. Well, because the show is actually so good

that like I'm embracing every episode that we get. I'm like actually sad that we're on episode nine already. I'm into the two episode, a night thing now. I don't know why. You know, this show used to be the hardest to take notes on. I think someone at brother was like, fucking Ronnie complaining all the time

about how hard below dick has to take notes on. Let's make him do it two times a night and then he'll appreciate it when it goes down to one. And I think just sitting here like taking notes on sweeping, I mean, I'm into it now. I don't, I guess it got into my left. It's huge. It's huge. I love taking notes on below deck now. It's like my favorite thing to do all week.

Wow. I mean, I, I still think it's a hard show to take notes on because there's so many micro scenes, but that's like a recap or perspective in terms of a show. I mean, as a viewer, it's great that there's two week. And I think actually what's really good is that on below deck there's inevitably some like dud episodes where not much happens and you really are just watching people sweep. But by doing two episodes and one night chances are over the course of two episodes, some stuff's going to happen. So it's also kind of like augmenting the entire below deck experience in its own strange way. It's just making it harder for us as recappers,

but who cares about us? We're just two people in the sea of eyeballs. So we begin with fish, and my new favorite thing is just a couple of fish in complete silence, going. Buh-buh-buh. And then it goes, put you on previously on blow deck down on the and it's Genoa as Joao.

It's a walking asshole of a face. Joao back on TV to print it nice with his good old fashioned. Joao 2.0. Let's see how it works out everybody. Yeah. And he's also Joao 2.0 in his interviews. Also has a 2.0 hairstyle where it's instead of being spiky his hair, it's like sort of combed over.

So he kind of looks like a local congressional representative or something. Like he definitely is looking more and more like a ski-be-politician to me. But- He is, listen, every center goes to-every center that goes to church has that hairdo because your Mima spits it onto your hair every week with some spit in a comb and we all showed up to church We all showed up to Jesus chapel looking like that every week and we were damn sinners You can put on your Mima spit comb hair all you want to joow not buying it sir Especially because you can't even keep up the act for two episodes

I mean it's oh I know Like by the end of this episode, he's like, bring me those, pull pace, like we do in Zim. Yeah, I feel like it's like one sequin away from turning into a character from the righteous gemstones. I think he's like that close. I don't watch the show. Was that good?

I don't watch it either, but Dom watches it. So I've caught scenes of it and everything. It seems fine. I mean, I have, I struggle with Danny McBride's content. I've just never really connected with his comedy. So I'm like very Ariana right now. I take sketch comedy very seriously. But it's like, not, I mean, the stuff I've seen is not bad.

I feel like you would love it. That's like so you're a humor like Southern Christian parody. Thanks a lot. No, you know, you'll be like, you, you're not really not into this guy's humor. Kind of sucks. Oh my God, it's true. No, no, no, no, no. No, the world though, you would like the world.

I don't think you would like the anime pride, but I think you would like the world of it because it is all kind of like your Nancy character. It's like Nancy De Bobo times 10 with all the characters in there. Oh, I'm jealous. Yeah, I'm jealous. I'm jealous of the show I've never seen.

So guess I'm mad at you. It's not too late. You're always looking for new shows, so you've got that one. I don't love feeling good while I'm watching TV. I'm like being scared or like being like, what's gonna happen? I love a thriller, mystery thriller.

I don't really love feel good TV. Like one thing I've never watched, and I know the guy who actually makes it, anti-stars in it, kind of, I don't know the star very well, but Brandon, who makes that Ted Lasso show, I know him and he's so nice. Love that guy. Like he's such a good person. I've watched his show even once because I'm like, I don't want to watch it. I read a review one time and said this show feels like a hug and I was like, that show can go fuck itself. I'm not that.

If that show touches me, I'm suing it for assault because I don't want to hug from the show. I don't want that. Don't hug me. Keep your hands to yourself. How about that? I was only able to make a few two episodes of Ted Lasso and I was like, I, this is, I don't know if I can do this.

And like, we have, you and I both have very different viewing styles of like non-brop or content, but this is really where we overlap because I was like, I'm not doing Ted Lasso. Maybe I might go back because I know right now we're already getting emails. People are already sitting at their laptop saying, Ben and Ron, you guys really have to reconsider Ted Lasso. It is so cute. It is so sweet.

So here's the thing. I will watch a show that will make me laugh. I will even watch a show that will make me put me in suspense. What I won't do is watch a show that's cute. I'm not watching for cute. Yeah, I'm not into cute. Well, some of them, I for a minute, I like that show where they're all in hell with Kristen Whatcher buns, Kirsten, Kristen, Veronica Mars, Veronica Bell, Kristen Bell. You know the one, Ted Danceson speaking of Ted's, a lot of Ted's today.

So I watched that one, the good place is what it was called. They're like, oh, four Q, you know, and it was like super cute. And they all had that like Muppet Babies acting style where they all talk like this. They're like, oh, I am the smart one. And I am the slutty one.

Well, there wasn't a slutty one because it's like a feel good show. Anyway, the point is yeah, that I thought was cute for like two minutes and then I was like, is this starring Care Bears? Fuck this show. Why is everybody talking like that? And why does everybody talk with their hands on their hips?

And why is everybody so earnest about everything? Oh, so, you know, I'm the same. Yeah. So every show needs to start to wow. In other words, I do think you'll like the righteous gemstones because it is not a feel good show. The righteous gemstones. Righteous rest. So we're there is like a tender that's swinging around like a big old ball sack.

And it knocks over Captain Jason. And that's like the Biklifanger, which is like what happens to a Captain once he falls over? And we see it in close up. It looks like it is literally pounding and crashing into the side of the boat. It looks like the boat's crashed.

It's kind of what I've always dreamed would happen in Phantom of the Opera and not Shandle Lear of what I've always dreamed would happen in fandom of the opera in that chandelier scene. I've always wanted that chandelier to just come down and start hitting people. Is that wrong? I guess that's a normal thing for people to want. That way the chandelier actually hits people. So it lands and then the chandelier arms come out.

It's like, pow, pow, pow, pow. Yeah, like one of those things in Mario is just starting floating around. You just want to come out and start beating the shit out, out. Yeah, like one of those things in Mario, which is starting to fall in here. Yeah, it's not to come out and start beating the shit out of people. So the reason it's going bad is because they put Culver in charge of it. Culver's not Culver's here for hotness, that's it.

Culver's here for three minute shots of his abs as he changes in front of your inappropriate bedroom cams. Okay. He's not here to actually do things, guys. Don't give Culver controls of things. No, please don't, like, yeah, don't give him the little remote control thing. So this tender, it finally gets down into its cradle

with like a loud crash thud and ashes down. See, I was just like, no! And Jason's like, so what happened there? And Culver's like, well, I think it just started swinging. I'm like, really does that have anything to do with the fact that you push your thumb on the control all the way up to the maximum? Yeah. And he's like, it was molding swing and you had no control. And it's like I was around a dish of Dutch babies, wouldn't it? Sorry, Captain. And Jason's like, when lifting

a tinta, there was a fast speed and a slow speed. He had it on fast. And this is Charter 4, or should know this, Bonnet. Okay, but then here's my question. Why didn't you say, whoa, you've got that on fast speed? Turn it down. I don't know. Can't you see when it's on fast? I mean, there's got to be a difference in what the boat looks like coming up and fast and what it looks like coming up and slow. Where is your responsibility, Captain Jason? Because this is Culver's first time crashing something on the show.

This is not your first or your second. I don't think. Is it your third? I don't know. To be fair, I think things happen very quickly and also to be fair, I feel like if your captain is saying, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, okay, all right. Boat down, boat down, boat down. Don't you think as a, just a person who's controlling

this like out of control wrecking ball boat that you would like think, oh, let me take my thumb off of the fast speed and bring it back down to like normal creep speed. Well, in Culver's defense, he did do this. Oh, that's almost as good. I think I agree with you. That's like, I think that's fair. You look down at the control and then looked up again and said, ah, a few times, which, listen, I mean, if I was in human resources,

I would stamp that as made an effort. You're still hired. Yeah, last night in my sewing class, my friend Judy, so I'm doing it with my friend Judy, and it was our first time getting on. I love a very gay guy doing a sewing class with your friend Judy, because of course, you are a friend of Judy.

I am. So it was like our first time on the sewing machines. And we just, like, the lady was coming around, our teacher, to show us, like, how to do things. And Judy got, Judy jumped the gun and all of a sudden her machine was so, and she had put it on fast and had slammed down on the pedal. And everyone was like, and so I was like, well, how Judy is basically the culvert of our sewing class. Do you be really culverted out? and everyone was like, oh, and so I was like, how Judy is basically the culvert of our sewing class.

Do you be really culverted out? She really culvert her garments. So, um, the captain is embarrassed as you were, I'm sure, next to Judy, the captain is embarrassed. This happened in front of the guest, but he's like, whatever, it's just a railing. It's a $700 fix, no bigs. Yeah, my asset's not, you know,

who has a big deal to? Mr. One prop expedition boat owner, okay? Who's sitting at home? I imagine he looks like the Kentucky Fried Chicken guy and he's sitting in a giant oversized leather chair somewhere in like Texas in his big branch and counting his money. And he's like, someone just quapt, someone just quapt the expedition boat, get him.

And the here's the captain, like Mel Biggeel, just the rail. Did it definitely spoke of rail privilege. Also though I found it refreshing after a season of Captain Glenn being like, well, the engine's broken, but here's some gum up and chewing on con. Can you put that in there and see if it fixes it? Like finally, just throw some money out of an issue. But this is why you should never Airbnb or rent your things because this is how renters are.

They don't own it. They don't care. You know, it's just like I had to $700 railing. We just saw the boat crumpled. Okay. We just saw crumpled metal. I don't know how we're going to pretend that this was just a railing, but whatever. So Colors like, I guess we know, get to disco, Val helmet. That'll be you. So now we hear that Jamie's could be arriving soon and

Colors grumbling because the thing is that while all this is happening, his Wau was on the kayak with Jesse, the porn star. So, but he was instructed to go onto that kayak by the captain, and don't make me stand up for Jawa people on this show, because you're making me do it. He was instructed to do that by the captain himself. So I didn't, first of all, I didn't realize that. So that's good to know. Second of all, I also don't think that that's like, like, like he went out on the kayak

and then this task came up. Like, that's not Joao's fault that the task came up while he was out on the kayak. And Jason's like the hottest and the sweetest, but you send, this is what I was saying yesterday, why would you send Joao on the kayak and then have the guys lift the tender, you know? It just doesn't look like any sense. There's a lot of questionable things. Because he figures things today. As the captain, it'll be okay.

So then Culver starts grumbling. He's like, sure, wow, it's on the kayak. And we're launching this thing in hurricane swells by ourselves. I'm like, there were literally no hurricane swells. Your guests are in the ocean paddling away. They're pretty safe. Okay, so if the guests are fine in those waves, this is you. You put your machine on super fast. I think he was saying thing. I think he, because

Adam's like, yo, yo, my man, dwell in the kayak already, what's that guy doing? Nothing. All right. Hey, you want some donuts out there? Can we send some donuts to you? Nothing, do we? Jesus Christ. And then covers like, yeah, I mean, we've been watching, we've been taking care of this boat during hurricane swells And this nine this guy's blah blah blah and he's like yeah, and then my man goes on the kayak first chance He gets they fuck that guy well you can't go on the kayak, but you can't swim sir. Okay, you can't swim You can't do it. You can't so you can't go on the kayak. Yeah, you're in qualified. Okay, I don't want to hear him So hot, All right.

Do you like Adam War being toxic? I like him more as a toxic woman. I love toxic. I don't like toxic masculinity, but I don't think that's what he's got. I think he's got toxic workplace environments bitching about things. And that's usually me as a waiter. I'm like, this is just a jerk, right? I'm like, I'll spread it.

I'll get a rebellion on my side, you know? And I feel like the Adam's employing that. And I like it. I like his style. I don't know, but I don't think it makes him hotter. I feel like the more I see him the more he's turning into a cartoon bean for me, you know, like a cartoon bean, like a fava bean or a long bean. I know. I think he would be one of the spotted beans from New Year's. That everybody buys but no one ever uses. What are those? Yeah, I just saw some. A black eyed one. Oh, oh, oh, I was thinking like those long bean pods.

You know, like they're like, how do New Year are you having? That, now that's a thin, thin, thin, thin, thin bean for New Year's. I want a thin bean for New Year's. Beans come in pods. Normalized pods. I have a thin bean for New Year's. Beans come in pods. Normalized pods. I have a little card game that's all about beans,

and they're all these like cartoon beans in the 90s. And that's, he looks like a machine. And every one of them, it's called Bonanza. It's a great game. So, it's a Margot. Margot sees Jamie's picture on the CV. I can know that people have to be in your life or you ever gonna ask yourself,

did I work enough? No, you're gonna ask yourself, how many fucking games did Ben play? I mean, Jesus Christ. How will we bring this game on camera? How will we bring this game on camera? How will we bring this game on camera? I'm gonna bring this game on camera. I'm gonna pull up to play. I'm gonna bring this game on camera.

I'm gonna pull up every card and read on side, which low-dicast member each bean is, okay? Two-minutes. I have there. Okay, so what are you gonna say before I root? I was actually trying to move forward. I was fucking usual. I was trying to move forward past this bean moment

because I could see how uncomfortable you were with it. So I was going to move forward. I'm not comfortable. I was love, I love that you have a good about beans. It's my new favorite thing about you because you're my little beam. And now you play game of the Mandalickers. Um, nobody's called the Nancy, which it's a play on the wrist. I feel like Brandon's off. apparently in German bond is being Well in America they had been answered before Germany had beans. So how about if I enter that Be Nancy in America

To many bands of beans, Nancy It's time for commercial. It's time for a crap and commercial So Marcos sees Jamie's picture on her CV and she's like, oh, and Marcos, like, she's like, oh, great. She's freaking gorgeous. Aw, so she's upset. And then she's like, you know, I'm excited to get a new stool. Obviously, I just, hmm, I just wish she was ugly. Thanks a lot, Jason.

So then the guests come back and it's still the porn star guests, you know, for anybody who doesn't listen every single episode, it's still the porn stars. And Sky Yeah, the gay one is like, Oh, good morning. Oh my God, dude, can you just fucking enjoy your ride on the paddle? Also, he rides that paddle board like he is in a porn.

Did you notice how he was riding it? He never stands up on the paddleboard. He just kind of reverse cowboys the paddleboard. You're the most confident, double wide person. And by the way, I mean, double wide is in the letter, not double wide is in like my nickname in junior high. Oh, double wide, like a posh VD. Right, yeah.

Um, you're the, you're the most confident double Y person I've ever seen. So good for you. God, could you handle that so I can drink it? He's a professional. He's an utmost professional, whether it's on a paddleboard or just on top of three bodies, he knows his form. So, um, they are back on board and as you're all sending some people to bed and everything, and Jason's setting a charter agent for help with the railing.

And Zorina is talking about making a cake tonight to play Santa Laura because they're going to eat dessert off her. And Zorina says tonight for dessert, we're going to have the primary. We're going to paint her in chocolate, put cake and berries and maple syrup on her, Maybe a tomahawk, I don't know, I haven't thought that far ahead, but more people are need to be aware of cakes off of porn stars. So I'd read in my next note in Zarina voice, even though she was no longer speaking. So I'm just gonna be quiet now. Yeah, she's talking about decorating this lady. None of this, I mean chocolate.

Okay, I mean, I guess maple syrup? No. And maybe something with color. Like what is her thing about doing everything brown liquid? I mean, you're painting someone, people who ask for gay pride shit, and you're still just painting somebody

in chocolate and maple syrup? No, icing, something, come on. What are you doing? I'm gonna put a family feud style, okay. We asked a hundred people what are things you would like to put in dessert items, which you like to slap there on a porn star. Did you see the family feud with Atlanta versus OC?

Oh, I didn't know the real clips out yet. I saw that they did something though. I just saw one clip and the question is, okay, name one thing that completely turns you off about your man, something like that. And she kind of goes, his penis. How I would have to say, uh, the arguments argument he provokes with me that paralyze me. That's a big turn off. The potato chip, he eats at me as he knows that I'm making a quinoa trying to say healthy. I don't get to know party.

I would say the biggest turn off that I have about my man is the dust version of him that remains in the chair after he leaves me behind a nobu. The biggest turnoff about my man is that dumb slut he found on the beach. It's not my fucking survey. By the way, for anybody who's curious, she got a big red X. So, guess in the hot tub. Culver comes over and they're like, oh my god, Culver, come into the hot tub. You're so hot, Culver, television. And I'm surprised that he didn't do it. I was proud of it.

I don't know where I was proud of Culver. Good job, buddy. I think he got a talking to what we didn't see. So now Jason's telling Joua that Culver may have been using the toe thing in fast motion. He's like, you know, it was barely, however, probably the wrong person to have on the controls. And Joua was like, the tenders crashed into the sides. Firstly, not good. Second, when the captain gets involved with things like that, it just shows there's a lack of trust

because they don't know what they're doing. And I want to prove to Jason, he can trust me, the fucking look at her. Take her top off and take her. Oh my God, I love them so much. You know, Laura getting fired was a huge blessing, because I'm finally getting to prove myself and to work my way up. And there's no stool coming in. She's been in yadding longer than me, so I have to go back to where I was. It's the wine bottle savior, the only lady who could save a bottle of wine from falling down

off his shelf in the refrigerator, the only person to advocate for that bottle of rosé that could have been crashed onto the, you know what, I'm really proud of me. I'm really proud of my work here, back to the mini-fraige. You're needed somewhere. So then we see a spotted shark, like a big old shark looking for an octopus somewhere. It is a hot shark. That was a hot shark. That was a shark. That shark was going to a gala.

That shark put on like her best outfit and it's like, I'm gonna go, I'm gonna support the children, but I'm gonna buy 10 o'clock, I'm gonna leave. So it's a shark with boundaries. So as we see the shark, then an inbound tender comes in. So that's a foreboding sign because here comes Jamie and she comes on and she's Australian. She's like, how you going? So happy to be here.

And she's gorgeous and she's gonna be trouble. And this is where Aisha sees her further for Aisha sees her for the first time and she's like Did she just come back from mission? Five years my god from mission. Five years. My God. Margot's like, oh, well, I'm going to be your roomie, your tap bunk. Is that okay? Because I don't have a lot of power. So the only power I do have is being able to take over lower bunk. So that cool. Okay, thanks. Took me two days to get the it's colonies to do that one, but I pulled it off.

I loved your work in the constant gardener. Oh, I'm not Rachel voice, but thank you so much. Oh my god There's another movie I couldn't watch just because of the name constant gardener gross skin cancer much. No, thank you I never saw it but I'm with you. I'm like, oh, let's watch a let's watch a Let's watch a movie called everlasting lawn mowing Great wonder what it's about. Oh, so let's see. So then, Joao, I think he finds the...

What does he find? The dishwasher running? Something is running. Something's running. He's not happy about it. And he's like, who the fuck left this running? What the West? We would never do this in Zim. And we see him slowly just starting to get really pissed off. And then Serena is now painting herself and she's testing all these different kinds of chocolates to see what is better because some are getting cakey, some are

getting cracky, some are getting wacky, and like, what am I gonna about? And her last try is a thick hot chocolate. She's rubbing all over herself. Now, this is how to get laid right here. I think we see a lot of things on below deck that are just like not good advice. I'm gonna go out like this next time. I'm just gonna cover myself in hot chocolate. This is how to find a like minded person.

Just to cover yourself right up in that thudge. So, yeah, maybe I shouldn't. I mean, us guys are often called fudge packers. So, you know, at some point, necessary. No. Going to detention. Not saying I approve of that. So Aisha and Jamie. Aisha and Jamie, there's something about the porn starts being on this chart. It's made me actually a saucy, random defensive. So Aisha and Jamie, Aisha is talking to Jamie and she's like, oh, you look like you've really good experience.

Congrats on your Oscar! I'm not Rachel Vise again. I just want to reassert that. I love the musical about you. Rachel Vise Rachel Vise Flower, flower, you're a flower your flower. Well, it's, I think I'll just have to start just telling people on Rachel Vise to get to the season one.

Rachel Vise fans on this. So JB's like, my last bit I was chiefs to for a year and I'm fine with cleaning, I'm fine with laundry. They love table to call. By the way, whenever anyone says I love cleaning and I love laundry, they always lie. That's what they say to adhere themselves to the cheap stew. Yeah.

That's what you say. But I feel like people who are truly experienced no better than to use that lie because when you say that, you end up in the laundry. We've seen after a million times. So I'm surprised Jamie wasn't called on her bullshit to be honest because I don't believe one second of what you say Jamie also I just like to announce here whoever's been on crap and on demand you've seen me tinkering with my headphone

For the past half an hour. I'm sorry for that But guess what this was also tutorial because luckily just fix their headphone his name is Rondle and I have two headphones on right now Tell your friends subscribe to watch it crap ins. That's it. Wow, wow, you got the magic in you. Oh, never mind. It just fell off again. Okay, you should put on a big sturdy one.

Put on a big sturdy one. Put on like a big earmuffs like I've got. No, because now I'm used to these and it doesn't have the sound counseling, which I like. The sound counseling. Why? This is sound. I'm here to counsel you.

It doesn't have, you know what I'm saying. It doesn't make it like, because I'm yelling all the time anyway and I find with these, I yell less. Can you guys tell? I want, like, you literally do not yell less. Can you guys tell? Everyone's like you literally do not yell it. No, I don't think you yelled too much in the first place. I think you're you're you're always concerned that you're yelling, but I don't think that you actually yelled a lot.

It's like being in a loud club, trying to talk to your friends, you know, because you don't hear everything going on. It's more like that. And then without hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey My first birth was an adventure boat and hiking and fishing and helicopter rides. It was amazing. And I think like I'm a bit of a tomboy growing up. I was very sporty. But at the same time, I could put on my heels and get closer. I don't trust Jamie. Okay, here's why.

First of all, this is not why, but just to pre-fist this. Gorgeous girl. Looks really nice. I believe her smile, she seems like she has a very sweet open smile, like there's no reason to not trust her. But I feel like I hear this way too much on both below deck and house wise when people are like, I wasn't been a tomboy growing up.

Yeah, I can also be a girl. I don't know, there's something about that specific line that makes me, I don't know. There's something about that specific line that makes me, I don't know. There's something about it. It's almost like, there's something about that line where it feels like certain people are using it to earn credibility with the guys, you know? And in a way that feels unnecessary.

And so it comes close to, girls don't like me. Guys like me. But she doesn't act like that with the girls. So, I'm not saying it's exactly the same, but there's something like, oh yeah, girls always have a problem with me. It's like when you hear that line where you're like, oh, danger.

When people say I'm a tomboy, but I'm also, I'm also a tomboy. I'm just one of the guys. I'm like, just one of the guys. It's like, whenever I hear that, I'm always like, okay,. I'm like just one of the guys. It's like, whenever I hear that, I'm always like, okay, danger or daddy issues. Enjoy.

Because it never works out right. Or it's we call them in this house, being issues. Be-be-be. For those to meet Serena, what are we gonna say? No, I was gonna say it for those who would like to see exhibit A, just like a Katie from the previous season or the last season of regular blow deck. I'm just like one of the guys and from Miami.

Yes, who was just so hurt by the end, wasn't she? She was not as horrible as we thought she was gonna be because we thought she was gonna be terrible, but she was like, I just wanted. No, she just was exhausting in her mediocrity. Okay, well, yes, yes, and also let's be honest. Okay, guys, enough time has passed. We have we have hindsight. We've taken it all in. Confed time for us to change.

We have now made a final verdict on on Katie. She's exhaustingly mediocre. I just wanted the guys. She's like, hey, that one. Whoa. It's exactly when the guys guys, the guys girl, you know, no, that's the girls, but I'm just like,

well, the guys. So then it's sunset. It's sunset and Culver is talking to the deckies and he's like, God, it's sunset. Let's take our one minute break together and just soak it in. Boy, just look at that sunset. And Adam's like, yeah, look at that fucking sunset. More than what fucking Jouais doing.

What's that guy doing? Hey, son, good job. You want to run this boat? Cause we don't got no one fucking running at. At least you're doing something in my right, boys. My right? Yeah, well, I don't know. I don't know how I feel about that son.

I mean, we're up here doing work and that son's just gonna go to bed. Like, we got to work to do, okay? At first chance that son gets us gonna go to bed. I don't know if I like that son too much. And to wow is in the toys organizing everything. And it's like, where is to wow? And I'm just like, yeah, where's this dude bro?

Like, what the fuck bro? Dude, it's gonna be them do shit. Toow is literally like rearranging all the heavy toys downstairs that they just happily throw about well Adam is complaining and now making Harry a complainer too. So now it's starting to rain and it's just showing Jamie like the pantry and everything and she's like oh here we have some soda, some water, and there's a psychobitch, Serena. And then Culver walks in, he just sort of like materializes, and he's like, Ha, I'm the dextue, I'm Culver. Do you know about Dutch babies?

Can I show you my moms? And she's like, I'm Jamie. He's like, wow, this girl is gorgeous. And then Margot shows her the toy room. And she's like, so did you meet Culver? She goes, we did. And then Adam comes down. He's like, whoa, whoa, he was going on.

Whoa, you shaking my hand? Whoa, that's your answer to him more than fucking 12, am I right? And Jamie's like, dating on Yorts is fun. You just got to figure everyone else exists. As far as Dictane goes, I see some options. Yeah, I love a good bit. It means so culvert turns to Adam. He's like, big pick up, big pick up,

solid draft pick up with her. Yeah, Adam goes, yeah, she looks like she'd be a great asset to the team more than Jowaw. Jowaw's like singlehandedly restoring the railing. That was a good bike over. And Margot's like, I guess single Jamie. She's like, I am sick. Oh, fine.

Wow, that's great. Me too. Whoa. Great gorgeous and single. So exo great to meet you. You want to heart this? I love your head. Your stupid bitch. Did I see that out loud? Hey, have you ever caught a wine bottle? Is that those bad to fall out of a mini fridge? I didn't think so. Okay. All right. Got one up on the new bitch. I don't know if like, whoa, she looks like she's gonna be a great asset to the team, but you already

said that, sorry. So then Serena is texting B. Bro, cool. About Joao, and she's like, so how's Joao? So how's Joao doing? When the sun came up, did it gaze upon you in that special way that told you, you'd only got eyes for you. Yeah, say thoughts, okay, but it's only die two.

And then Harry introduces himself to Harry to Jamie. And he gets, there's something that Harry gets when he speaks with fellow Ozzy. Like his voice gets all, like, the confidence sort of become vowels, because he's like, I love that! I love all the cheer, I was there. Wow, holy jeer, what is we all over?

I'm like, okay, I think I got half of that. We all have our things, right? Like when we meet gay people, like, girl, we also we start talking like in gay, gay or voice, you know, like, girl, yeah, like you're, okay. Like when you're from Texas, you're like, wow, build a wall, bam, boom, boom, boom, boom. Just getting every time.

Yeah, like what I'm saying about. I just fell off my double pistols. Totally. When I meet fellow members, the tribe, I'm like, bruchata, no, no, no, no, no, no. Asher, gedi, janna, vittima, no, no, no, no. Shea, no, no, no, no. Why, you really went there.

I did. You think the whole bean version. I did. That was something that's special to my new podcast called Bean There Done That. It's about Jewish holidays in the context of beans. I'm going to put that game, Ronnie. I'm going to put that. So they're like, wow, we're both from the same place kind of.

And Marge is like, here, he just met the new girl, so I guess I'm going to jump ship now. This is great. My life is over. Oh, she's drafted, gorgeous, and I can tell the sort of guy that she really wants the most is sort of a young, boyish, potentially asexual, flappy Australian man. Oh, I'm screwed. So Serena tells Adam, she's like, if she even talks to Corvall, I'm gonna be show done with this girl.

Oh, I'm getting kind of, no, I'm not really not getting. So then Serena's friend, B, tells her, I want it to be friends with you. Our is important that in life, we learn to embrace the love that's in front of us and forget what's behind us. Look north towards the star that's ready to embrace you and always go full with my friend in love.

Be. Oh, as I lie here, I'm my deathbed, consumed by the consumption. My only wish is that if I cannot love any further, that love perseveres without peace, so please go on. Love, show out in ways that I couldn't. Be of him the love that I wish I could have had. Hug him the way by arms could only dream of an embrace and know that every time you'd all be all remembering me with every single breath. I forgot that we were always giving a good consumption. I forgot too, I just did it naturally. It's time for commercial.

It's time for a crap and commercial. So, um, the guests are getting ready for dinner and Jason sees Desiree or is it does. No, no, Jesse. Jason is Jesse. Yes. No, Destiny is the one I keep calling. I've wrote down that. There's no does.

But I was like, did I mean, does Array or the tattooed lady? So there's Lauren, there's Laura Desiree, who's the newscaster, and then there's Jessie, who's the tattered one. And Jessie has, they're all dressed like animals, and she has a vibrator that's attached to a leopard tail, which honestly, I'm impressed with. It's like a vibrating leopard tail that turns in circles or something, and Jason sees it, and he's like, wow, all need to be caged. And she says, we can handle that.

And then they're setting the table. And she, Aisha is telling what's your buns, the new chick, Jamie, that she's gonna be on late because the second is usually the party girl, the girl that's in charge of parting. And Marge is like, you know, I know it's normal to not switch shifts, but if you're ever down to try it,

I'd love to because I'd really love to do some nights. There is this bottle of wine, and it looked hopeless, but it's still alive because of me. You know, just a little, I'm just a purple heart. I'm a rosy heart. So,

I don't know, that's so sweet of you to volunteer that, Mario. Maybe just like one or two more or five more. How about Charter 10? You can do it, but you're only doing nine charters. Oh, yes. So Charter 10 will have you on late. And Jamie's like, I'm happy to do that. Totally. Sorry, I was giving her a March accent. It's like, which bad accent should we give her? Okay, so then Harry and Serena, oh yeah, someone was like, you guys, stop doing this, trying to do Australian accents.

No, fuck you. Stop that. It's gonna be an asshole. We're not gonna stop trying. Some truth. Literally who said that? We're terrible at it, we know we're terrible at it, that's our fun.

You'd stop trying to take away our fight. Stop being so late to tell us to stop doing Australian actions, we've been doing it for like eight years. Okay, so if you had an issue, you should've come around eight years ago. You're way too late for that. You know what accent I'm gonna do? The husher face accent.

Hush. Yeah, we're doing Australian accent. We're doing our own strange Australian accent that are maybe New Zealand or South African. Mm-hmm. So then Harry is talking to Serena about the new girl and he's like, she's home, she's like, hey, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

And she's like, she's still like Margot then. He's like, oh yeah, tomorrow we have a date. Can you believe that? We're gonna take spray. Yeah, we're gonna take it with a pretty girl. What am I gonna do? It's like, oh my god. I don't even have a boner and you're softening me up

every time Harry. I know. And Zarina, it's actually really sweet. Zarina's like, oh, make you a cheese place. No, no, no, no, no. I'll do it. You don't have to do that. I was like, oh my god, that is actually one of the

sweetest things we've ever witnessed on Bravo, which is that someone on Below Deck refusing to exploit a woman for her services that way he can advance his own romantic life with someone else. I'm like, wow, never seen that before. Well, it's not the first time we've seen a man take credit for shopping he didn't do, throw it on a plate,

and call himself a hero. If you're an American, I'll tell you that. If you're a married American, I'll tell you that. I'm just kidding. Okay, so Aisha is putting a prop hair on her head and just like literally... On the floor of the thing. I don't think I've ever seen her last this hard.

Her mouth is on the floor. She's like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, So then Margot walks by Harry and Harry goes, Margot, she goes, Harry, is that you? No. Oh, you look good and in lipid. Thanks. So their relationship is just the chemistry problem.

It's like there's beakers everywhere. Chemistry class. So Laura's like calling all weirdos, it's wild animal nine. And so Janie comes up and meets Sky. And he's like, oh my God, you're gorgeous. I have to rise in my name. And say double kiss.

And then we go down to the mess and Joao's making the schedule and he's like, then we'll have night lessons as well. All right, Harry, because you're going to need to do Jikuzi. That's, we'd spare that, J-A-C-U-Zim-Zim-I. Okay, Jikuzi. This is better. Oh, you got a cackle out of me.

So then Laura upstairs, Laura's like, guys, this has been an insane trip of, this has been a trip of insane bonding. Okay, this is family, okay. Family that fucks each other, double penetrates each other, does three ways with each other and does reverse cowboys with each other.

Just the way all family should be. Cheers to that sluts. Ssss. We should way all families should be. Cheers to that sluts. We should make family born a thing. You're going to be billionaires. So then who comes out with a lion hat, I don't know, oh, to what comes out with a lion hat to dance with Serena and they have this like weird flirty thing. And he's she's like, oh, and he's like, Erla, Erla, and she's like, oh, and he's like, Eula Eula, and she's like, bitch, hold, put it in my mouth. Oh, who said that? And he's like, he used to say that.

That's what's horrible, you bad girl. And he's like, Serena and I have two friends in common. My friend was her friend with benefits, and her friend was my friend with benefits, and we kind of like got to know each other in a very roundabout way. I called her to see where it and she was like, who the fuck are you to say that to me?

And I think there's been insane chemistry ever since then. So I think that she thinks that she knows a lot about me and she doesn't. A lot of it was based on assumption. I mean, some of it not so much, but a lot of it is, excuse me, hold on one second. So she's squeezing his big animal ears that are hanging down. They're like socks hanging off his head and they squeeze. And she's like his big animal ears that are hanging down. They're like socks hanging off his head and they squeeze. And she's like, oh my God, I mean more of that in my life, don't I?

He's like, yeah, I do like that. Look, they can move his way out. And then they're like, yeah, yeah. Oh my God, your ears are so hot. And then we just see Culver's teeth peeking around the corner. Like, I don't know about that on. I then meme, I was teeth to come around the corner. So then Vanna meme was at the dinner table and she's just running a bra.

And like Vanna, you weren't just a bra to dinner table. Classic Vanna, really. Everything with her bra. Then Culver is getting, Culver of course, he is horny for these porn stars. So he's getting into a safari costume, but he's like, you know, his shirt's open, so he can, you know, shop his body and everything. And he's like,

Hey, Sha, we're gonna go on a safari tour. She's like, at Aisha, she's like, she already was like, she was already here with that parrot on her head. And this thing, this safari outfit, she's laughing so hard there's no noise coming out. She's doing that thing where she's going. Oh.

Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. studio audience, you know, and they, I know TV shows and there's, you do always hear that one. Like every time Karen says something wacky, I know we need Asia to be at all of our live shows when we go back up to her. So, Serena's like, Colver, can I ask you a question? Do you do this stuff in the bedroom? And he's like, sure, do I really really get into character. I just just shut up my glasses because I'm a nerd. So he goes out to the table. Of course they love it. And Laura's like, come discover me. And Isha is like, all right.

This is called grab my rack. She's got the lack rack of lamb. And you've got a stuffed pumpkin. And really, we don't have a good pun for the pumpkin. So it's just there alongside with this horny sort of place. I think stuffed pumpkin is enough. I think that stands on its own, you know? I guess so, yeah.

So Laura's saying, oh God, there's our last dinner guys, back to craft macaroni and cheese in a pot. And Margot's like, oh God, you're doing so good at beds, Jamie. I love having help. Surely there's going to be no problems with you coming up. Jamie's like, that's my just fun, Jamie. Not about to hurt anybody's feelings at all. So then it's just like, okay, I'm so low.

I was going to get naked and have dessert, eating off of a party in about 10 minutes. If you want to come watch, you can come join. And Jason's like, do we really want all the crew sitting around watching close this move and intimate thing? And she's like, I mean, who do you think these people are watching, of course? Which is true, but it's also kind of a funny,

it's a funny pivot from everything that happened last week. It's like, okay, now let's all gather around and watch like the naked woman get eaten off of. Well, you know, it's consent. It's a funny pivot from everything that happened last week. It's like, okay, now let's all gather around and watch the naked woman get eaten off of. Well, you know. But it's consent. It's consent, that's the big difference. You know what I'm saying? That is a big huge difference.

So Slady is like, yeah, it's eating a cake off my mouth. You know, so, you eat a cake off her mouth. So time to clear now and they have to set up this table for her to become of the cake. And so they're doing that. And then skies like, so what are they doing? Are we making our own dessert? Wouldn't be the first time my God. Anybody have toppings? Can we just have kind of like a cum yogurt planet? Like I don't mind making the cum, but I'm gonna need some toppings today. I mean,

Jesus Christ, I'm off the clock. Can I get a snack? I don't know why he's standing by door right now. That's his true set in herself. So Laura comes up in a robe and she goes, you're hungry for dessert, right? And Sky goes, yes. So let's do it. And she throws off the robe.

I mean, she looks great. This woman is so hot and it's like, and I just love her poise and everything. She's just like, I don't know, I loved, love looks great. This woman is so hot and it's like, and I just love her poise and everything. She's just like, I don't know, I loved, love, love, Laura, and I just love when she threw off that robe. It's like, all right, come get me and she gets onto the table. And then they're putting all the food

and the entire crew is there. And it's just funny watching the guys and the crew be like, they're really all right. So awkward. Especially Harry, because Harry can't stop swinging his arms around randomly. And because he's hairy. So he's just like, oh, like trying to look away, but he's just kind of flying in the

window over there. I personally hate this. I do not like this at all. I think it's disgusting. Okay. I don't think that the nudity part or anything is disgusting or in general eating off of somebody is disgusting. But guess what?

I don't want to eat off my new friend. To me, that's a gross. Like, I love you. I don't want to eat a cupcake off your wiener. Sorry. Oh no, I don't like eating food off the people. I'm just saying it. Like, pre-desserts being on her and being an offer.

I just, I'm like, I just think, I just love, I just love so much. I'd love her so much. I don't know. I feel like I just give me a pop tart. You know what I mean? Like, do I have to eat the pop tart off your boob? Like, just, I don't want that. And I feel like, Lord, does that. She's the kind of person who's like, I made mac runny and cheese tonight, but the trick is you have to lick it off me. And no, I don't fucking, congrats on being hot enough to be a porn star.

I'm not. Okay. And I don't, I don't want to eat this off of you. Get me a fucking plate. Can we get a health inspector? This is the second episode in a row. I've called for a health inspector and eventually one's going to show up right with not expecting it.

As I always do. Many reasons, many reasons to get a health inspector on this show or really any below deck. So, um, there are the disorders on her, everyone's watching, everyone's gawking, and, um, Zarina, like, then Jason, Jason missed the whole thing. So Zarina tells Jason he missed it. She goes, well, don't worry, I've got loads left of us. If you want to take a few clothes and, um, put you in your cabin, he's like, oh, oh, oh, oh, sure, I'll be laughing at this after everything that just happened Laura, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh I'm actually working right now, huh? Adam's so funny. He's just like staring as he hoses it.

And she's like, yeah, shower me. And then Culver is like, I'll grab you a towel. And he's like, yeah, yeah, go grab a towel. Yeah, come on up, fucking moving. Grab the towel. Did she hold this herself? Of course, but you can go grab the towel, sir. So Culver goes down for one and she takes off her thong too

and she's like, I can't wear this again. It's like, yeah, yeah. Don't wear that again. God, I never want this to end. So, uh, Joao and Zorina are being like sort of flirty in the galley again and Zorina is like, you seem like you're quite popular in the yachting industry and he's like, oh, where is that? She goes, well, maybe your reputation, maybe it's your reputation of being a whore. And he goes, oh, that's a fucking liar. I'm not a whore, I'm a good person from Zimbabwe. And he goes, I want to eat the chocolate with my tongue.

And she goes, oh, in that case, and she puts the chocolate down to her badge. And he's like, oh, you bad girl. And then Aisha sees them and she's like, gray, gray, bad girl. And then Aisha sees her and she's like, GROWL! So she walks off and then Serena is asking him if he's seeing anyone right now or if he's taking a break from dating and he's like, It's a very long break.

Yeah, he does this usual thing of like, well, I was engaged and I gave him many chances but after finding her red-handed lying, which is a thing red-handed well, I was engaged and I gave her many chances, but after finding her red-handed lying, which is a thing, red-handed lying, I said, for sure, for sure. Did she cheat? Because in the beginning guess, and then she closed off for me entirely, I did absolutely nothing wrong. I was a wonderful person, and she was not driven in any way whatsoever towards infidelity. This was his thing, wasn't it?

On his season where he said, oh, I was in a relationship, but I got cheated on, and it was the worst thing that ever. And we're not even gonna change up your fuck boy story, Joao. We've already heard it, sir. It's the same story with Brooke, right? Because they had their relationship, and then afterwards,

she apparently cheated on him, and then he would remember he cried in the reunion in the corner of the set. I was out, what, maybe that's what I'm remembering. Or maybe that was like the cheating. Was that his backstory during his season two that he got cheated on? Probably.

The second person that cheated on? Oh, okay. Probably, I don't know. But I think there was some sort of thing. I'm not even sure that Brooke cheated or if they had already broken up and she'd slept with someone else because she would move on or maybe she did cheat.

But she was like over him. She didn't like him anymore. So he was pulling the hole like, but I'm sweet, Jorau, I'm not Lulorgor, Jezbo, but I'm sad, I'm a sad person. Jorau. So then he's like, what about you? He's like, I'm just being vulnerable

and trying to get back to that place. I heard back and trust again. We see it with the fuckboy after fuckboy on the show. And so Serena's like, well, I was with someone this winter, but I couldn't really get that spot going in the main. I'm like, yeah, he's standing right behind you. His name is Golver,

because Golver is standing there right now and his nerd outfit just watching, like, can I get some Dutch baby? She's like, oh, she's like, oh, I missed you today, cold, but she's I missed you too. So again about that Dutch baby. I mean If you got time to lean, you got time to make a Dutch baby. Remarad So Bedtime Adam's like oh man. So people are going okay So they think Adam for, for some reason, starts spreading the rumor that Joao went to bed,

which he did not do. So as this scene goes on, they keep heading to Joao doing things. So Adam's talking to Harry and he's like, this fucking guy, he's supposed to be up the 12th, it's 11th 30, and he's in bed. It cuts to Joao like a cleaning off every single individual run of the anchor, you know?

I know, he's doing everything, every ladder, every surface he's cleaning, he's like checking log, he's like checking to make sure all the equipment in like the wheelhouse is okay, he's washing bowls in the galley and Adam's like, yeah, like what do you do? What do you do? He fucking guy act today, that's what he did.

That's okay, and Larry's like, he's really lazy, right? He's like, yeah, yeah, we he did. That's gay and Larry's like, he's really lazy, raw. It's like, yeah, yeah, we have a, you know, we have to split our tip with him and we didn't even do any fucking work. Like, cut to him like, there's like pirates climbing onto the boat and he has a sword, fending them off, you know.

He's like hanging up the side of the experienced fish for dinner in the morning, or for breakfast in the morning. There's a giant squid with the tentacles flopping onto the deck, a joys and acts chopping each tentacle as a lens. He's like, what is he supposed to do? He's supposed to stick together to like make a second prop for the boat. Yeah, this guy don't do nothing.

Yeah, Adam's fucking poison. God, it's hot. I I wanna make that with him. Okay, so then Harry is helping Jamie and Adam do stuff. No, Adam and Harry are helping Jamie finish up at night because she's on late, and she's like, Oh my god, you guys are amazing! And Adam's like, yeah, look at this girl. She works harder than Joel. What does that go? You work, to our show didn't work. Wow, you going to bed? How does Jwell went like three hours ago?

Pfft. Like everything, everything they are saying. Like literally every turn. And then he opens the trash in the hotel, Terry. Hey, when they help me put a bag into this bitch. Oh, that made me laugh, but I don't know. I'm in the house today. I have to say, I feel, I can see it.

So now it's the morning and the crew is waking up and everyone's sad that the porn stars are all leaving because they're like really wonderful guests. And we see Asia putting contacts in Jason's eye again and then Asia goes up to Skyy, I was like, good morning, can I get you anything? Aside from a dildo, I know you're gonna ask that far, we already have one under your seat.

And Sky's like maybe a latte, preferably not served on a vagina this time, just for some variation, that would be great. So then Culver goes into the galley, he's like, hey, what's up, Sheffy? What's you doing? Can I get some more free food before I don't kiss you, it's an ad, huh? And Zarina's like, I'm just looking full of booze, he's like, all right.

He plants little kiss on our cheek, which is cute. You're like, oh, this is really happening. So then, um, Inkerwip, no, I don't think it was ever happened. There's no chemistry here. There's no chemistry here. There's just a man that's food cover it. That's just like Cover did this in his season two. He just gives this deadness when it comes to Emotional connections and I understand it because I I kind of have it

I have it sometimes too when it comes to like love But he does this thing where he gets like flirts or gets right up to the point and then he's just like Is it apathy? What would you call it like emotional? Like I said apathy is emotional, but sexual apathy. I don't know what it is, but it's kind of yeah, aloofness. That's good That's good. Yeah I think he's aloof. Well, I think that he's just sort of, well, he's kind of like a blank slate, you know? He's sort of like, ah, he just sort of stares and has like this big, big, like oval smile, you know?

That's just, and I think people just project their own, you know, they just project their own, well, they're things onto him. He acts like he's into people though. Like he does, I think that he's actively. He acts like he's into people though. Like he does, I think that he's actively giving them the impression he's into them. Like he forks with them a lot and he's like, yes, sheffy, I need a woman in cooks, yeah, Britini, I love the way that you pronounce your name. But then the second they start showing too much back, he just

like hurts their feelings in some way and just acts like they're crazy. And it's really gross. And he does it this time. And it's the acts like they're crazy. And it's really gross. And he does it this time. And it's the acting like they're crazy part, which really gets me. Because he did that with Pratini and he does it again today. And it's a great experience for him. Well, Pratini, I think Pratini was a different situation. There was never any indication from him

that he was ever into Pratini. And she kept them being like, so let's go and I'll with us. And he was like, ah, ah, ah. And she was like, so like everyone says we have chemistry. Like what's going us. And he was like, ah, ah, and like she was like, so like everyone says we have chemistry, like what's going on? And he's like, ah, but here with Zarina,

I feel like there is more chemistry. So I just met more just like, like, oh, like, you know, this, it seems like they still have a little something brewing, you know, like it's not, it's not. It seems like one of those below deck things where people come on this show and they feel forced to be in a relate, like a couple. I don't, producers love that, you know, they're like, who's the couple of the season?

Yeah. And I feel like they're all trying to make that happen. And it just, you know, it's not a dating show. And there's only so many people to choose from. And you see it like with Margot and Harry where it's just like, eh, we'll try to make this app, we'll try to make it work. Or Nico and that lady that he was hooking up with

towards the end of his time. I mean, there's so many examples of it where it's just like Lukewarm where they do. Remember when they used to have to do the date night every season, we get that to, you know, but we used to see that every season, there was a couple that had to go on date night and they were never into it.

It was always the most awkward thing. You know, so I see them kind of as that kind of couple. I mean, if you want to see real chemistry, it's Serena and Joao. They seem like they are actually the chemistry. Yeah. Yeah. Anyway, I have now exhausted my, like, whatever interest I had in Culver and Serena is now fully exhausted and dead.

I can't, I, I, I'm realized I can't put anymore thought into the tooth. I'm done. I'm done. It worked. It worked. It worked. It worked. It worked.

I'm done. So, uh, Zhihuahua, uh, Zhihuahua calls Culver to the main deck, and Culver's like, I'm trying to figure out Zhihuahua. I mean, you can't pick your co-workers, but you can pick your attitudes. So I'm trying to stay positive, but at the same time, I'm like, dude, Latin up a little bit.

My key literally just asks you go to a deck. Like there's nothing more to it. Yeah. So then, Inker lived, time to do it. And he was like, well, we're done everybody. It was a big up to him, you did. And then, Aisha and Jamie are talking to Serena. They're always like doing the group hug

and just a big hug. And then Jamie is saying oh you know those boys help me they snipe what angels and she's like sir which will type of guy and Jamie's like well do you want me to tell you want me to tell you all who I think is cute on here? Terry is it? Is it Harry? Terry is Harry. Terry isn't it? No, no. What part about this Oscar winner's face says I'd be interested in Harry? Okay, I just want to put that at the end.

So it's shrouded in. It's shrouded in his neck. It's shrouded in his neck. I know it's shroud. I know it's shroud. It's just like, no again, we're going to try to go for the cute people of that type of cup. People who are on my level, not people who are way, way, way below me.

Let's try again. All right, I'll just tell you the truth. Coolver. Coolver's really nice. I like him and he's just, Oh, well coolver too. So now, just like you can't do that. You're not allowed.

So Jamie's like, well, it's hard to say how I feel about a killver. I mean, I've literally been on the bed for 24 hours and the girls are giving me advice, but she's kind of lapping it off. So I think I'm gonna proceed with caution and you know, it's okay. I don't really need to eat any food for the rest of the season. I'm sure we won't bother her too much. And he's explained. She's a feeder and he's an eater. So I don't know if you have TLC and you're neck of the woods, but this is my...

Don't get me. Don't get me, Tom. Also, then we see, by the way, at breakfast, Skye is talking. He's like, so I peaked my head into Johnny and Vanna's room and they're like, Dad, and then it goes 10 minutes earlier. Skye goes into the room and goes, Vanna, wake your ass up! Fucking Vanna. Always asleep in her bra, her bra that she wears the dinner.

I mean, we're porn stars, but we still have standards for crying out loud. Um, so, Jowell is telling Margot that he's basically getting everybody to help with fenders, because it's time to talk. And oh my God, we're 30 meters away. It's roll the lines, do the lines. My issue pulling more.

And then they do, and they lock it all all up and they've done a great job. They did it by God. They did it. So they line up, the crew lines up and then the guest leave and Laura says, Thank you all, you know, to all of you for something that none of us are ever going to forget, like just like the time that Sky tried to, you know, try to ride that broken rail of yours last night. Woohoo, we'll never forget that. So now, if my ass has done anything good on this trip, it has warmed a very special thank you. So she pulls out a packet like the tip from her butt and she gives it to Jason and so

thank you very much. And they all are gone. And now we get into cleaning. And of course, everyone's cleaning except for Culver, because Culver's just snacking in the kitchen. Yes, which he's falling back into his Culver. What the captain warned him about not falling into. His Culver, Laksa Daisy, Laksa, black sesame, black sesame, black sesame, black sesame, black sesame, black sesame, black sesame, black sesame, black sesame, black sesame, black sesame, black sesame, black sesame, black sesame, black sesame, black sesame, black sesame, black sesame, black sesame, black sesame, black sesame, black sesame, black sesame, black sesame, black sesame, black sesame, black sesame, black sesame, black sesame, black sesame, black sesame, black sesame, black sesame, black sesame, black sesame, black sesame, black sesame, black sesame, black sesame, black sesame, black sesame, black sesame, black sesame, black sesame, black sesame, black sesame, black sesame, black sesame, black sesame, black sesame, black sesame, black sesame, black sesame, black sesame, black sesame, black sesame, black sesame, black sesame, black sesame, black sesame, black sesame, black sesame, black sesame, black sesame, black sesame, black sesame, black sesame, black sesame, black sesame, black sesame, black sesame, black sesame, black sesame, black sesame, black sesame, black sesame, black sesame, black sesame, black sesame, black sesame, black sesame, black sesame, black sesame, black sesame, black sesame, black sesame, black sesame, black sesame, black sesame, black sesame, black sesame, black sesame, black sesame, black sesame, black sesame, black sesame, black sesame, black sesame, black sesame, black sesame, black sesame, black sesame, black sesame, black sesame, black sesame, black sesame, black sesame, black sesame, black sesame, black sesame, black sesame, black sesame, black sesame, black sesame, black sesame, black sesame, black sesame, black sesame, black sesame, black sesame, black sesame, black sesame, black sesame, black sesame, black sesame, black sesame, black sesame, black sesame, black sesame, black sesame, black sesame, black sesame, black sesame, black sesame, black sesame, black sesame, black sesame, black sesame, black sesame, black sesame, black sesame, black sesame, black sesame, black sesame, or as Adam would say, which would like to help me put a bag in this bitch. And the cover is like, I'm just gonna finish something down here and then I'll be up there.

I'm just like unreal. Unreal gonna finish something really. No one's listening to Joao. And look at this, this fender isn't even clear to being where it's supposed to be. He's like, so now it's just a back with his- Yeah, now he's like moving the fender. Joao is literally like lifting up the boat, holding the boat above his head as he kicks the fender underneath it to get into place. He's doing all this stuff, and while he is struggling with his fender,

then Adam's like, Culver's like, hey, so where's all Joao? And Adam's like, yeah, it would be a lot easier, but this would be a lot easier with four people, if only we had a boat son who would help out once in a while, then Joao's, there's a crocodile down there, and he's like, boo, boo, boo, boo. What is he just here to collect a paycheck or something?

He's like untying dolphins from those little plastic rings that hold biocokes together. He's throwing a ring out and Antelope Merkel, who's in the water. Help me. Help me. I'm right here, point of minister, even though you're not from Zim. I just keep writing out him as toxic as fuck.

Rar. So Harry is like, I'm going to get ticked off of this is what happens all season. Just might pin in. I'm not the bosn or anything anything. Oh, oh, oh, oh. And then it's tip-meeting time. Wait, wait, I just also want to point this out too. So the contractors come to fix the rail. And so as part of fixing the rail,

they have to remove the broken rail. So Jouwau was like, can you guys go fix the, like remove the broken rail? So all four of them go and they take, they are hoisting and bringing these rails to the dock. And Joao is one of the people and Harry's like he's like I'm gonna I'm gonna get really checked. Oh, if this happens all season, I'm like, do you? Joao is like literally working alongside you guys. And now you're still you're mad even now. Yeah, they do not like this guy. And so and it's

also I think because they all think they should be the boss. I don't think Harry thinks that he should be the boss, but Adam definitely thinks he should be the boss and Coulbert thinks he should be the boss, you know? And Harry, I think, is just trying to be one of the bullies by a group of everything they say. So, to meeting Jason's like, this week's the helmet's going to the person

who may be tripping over putting the tender up. So that's gonna be Coulbert And they get $20,000. And Jamie's like, oh, I don't need to keep mine. It's okay. I'll give mine different. I was only here for one day. I'm just sweet little giant mate. Like, no, no, no, giant mate. You keep it. So now Harry starts making his cheese board for his day night. And he's making that and everyone's cleaning and he's setting up the space on the deck for the whole the whole thing. And then they're getting ready for their big date. And Adam is helping Harry get ready and he's like, whoa, you're doing your date? All right, listen, put some of this on you. It's Calvin Klein one. All right, you're going to put it behind your ears.

And then when she comes to hug you, she's gonna be like, oh wow, whoa, whoa, you smell good. And it's gonna be amazing, bro. It's kind of exciting how Cologne works. I know. Yo, you put that CK one on and next thing you know she'll be offering to give you a massage at the top bunk, even though you really wanna go to bed, okay?

Like trust me, it works. Too soon. So Marge is like, I never floss. This is a big, ow, oh God, oh, she's out. If she flosses, I'm like, delicious. Hope we get to make out with your bloody mouth later. Okay. Today is not the day to start disrupting your gums.

Just stick to whatever you're doing. So they go upstairs for their date and Mark is like, look how pretty it is outside. This is so cute. It's like, wow, and a whole cheese board. You do this yourself. I love a cheese board. I mean, it's so nice when someone that you only see as a friend makes you a very platonic cheese board. Thank you so much.

And she's like, wow, and then you got cushions. This is so comfy. What a good job. It's like, cheers to us. And she's like, wow, and then you got cushions. This is so comfy. What a good job. It's like, cheers to us. And she's like, oh yeah, oh to us. Wow, nobody's really ever done anything like this for me before. I mean, it's like, why not?

She goes, well, I mean, well, if you had any things, I mean, just not this, you know, being outside, you're gonna wrap some cheese and some crackers in I mean I don't know there's a cushion Wow, this is so great So is this high-guarine relationship? So real gentleman. I'm not really used to this My point of view is that weird gosh It's real. It's like watching it's like watching down now We for the first time in everyone says it's real good, but

Just bored, but I'm supposed to like it. So I'm still sitting here. Uh, but I'm still bored. You know what I'm saying? You know what might make this day a little bit better? Why don't we have some strange conversation? Okay, you start. How many relationships have you been in?

Well, I haven't had a girlfriend like three years of odd two relationships. Me too. Okay, what's next? Homus. Homus and Bri, I don't like Bri. Do you like Bri? I like Bri.

Okay. All right, you do something boring. You say something boring now. Do you live on a like? I do, I do. And there's algae. Algae? Algae.

Algae? Algae. God, I love how boring this is. Algy. Yeah. And he won't bend. She's like, yeah, well, I guess we're you're from you say Algy, but then where I'm from, we call it Algy. And he's like, mmm. And she goes, yeah, you can get equal life from it. And he's like, Algy. No, Algy. And they just look at each other and they're like, Algae. No, algae. And they just look at each other and they're like, wow,

we're not even willing to bend on the pronunciation of algae. So fuck you. And fuck you. Hate you, hate you back. Learn how to pronounce things. How about that? Both of you.

And then it starts to rain. So they go downstairs, they move the date into the salon. And she's like, you know what, I'm liking the mood to dance. Like, you know, are they gonna play our song? He's like, what's our song? Dancing Queen, which as we know is a gay anthem, but it's a song that gays and their platonic girlfriends, they dance to. Just tell she did it. She's, okay, our song, you're gonna see it. Three, two, dancing queen. It's like he doesn't even try.

He's just like, I don't know what the site he's talking about. Why did she just, it's like, was YMCA taken? Like, what the hell? And so then it's just silent and awkward. She goes, yeah, you know, it's just not really flowing. The conversation. And she's looking around and she looks like she's trying to be crushed, but she's not surprised because this is the same look she always gives Harry, which is like, oh my god, you're so sweet.

It's like a baby with food on its like you're talking to a baby with food down its nappy. And you're just like, oh, you're so sweet. I don't have to clean this up right? I'm not your mom So he's like, well, thank you for joining me here on the little two-pot day that was outside then inside and she's like, oh, yeah So they hug and she goes, I'm gonna kiss you. I'm like Mark. Oh, are you kissing him? Yes, no, you have no interest And she goes, I don't know what's wrong with me. I just hate hurting people's feelings. So I guess I scramble instead. I'm just sure all that was sad.

So then he's just like, oh, how was the idea to get married? March is like, it was, huh. Good, good, it was good. Do you see my sad face? It's good. It's good. So, when your tongue's touched, did your fanny feel a bit tingly? She goes, no, I didn't feel electric. She goes, oh, well, he can just be your special friend. What was that? His special friend. My special friend, Harry. And Serena and Adam are smoking now.

And she's like, how was the dick? Did you like the show? And he's like, no, that guy doesn't fucking like help do nothing. And she's like, well, you should avoid something, then, or I will. And it's going to be weird coming from shifts. You should fall for to do that, you know? And then they leave to go out and Harry gets in the back with Margot. Like Harry is still really into this for some reason.

Although I have to say, Harry didn't seem into it either, right? Or do you think Harry seemed into it? I think Harry seemed into it. Well, he said that he was really nervous. He was worried because since they've already kissed and now he actually has to bring personality and have good conversation, have good banta.

And I think he was pretty nervous. So everyone jumps in and Aisha says, Zarina, she's like, so Zarina, you've been looking pretty comfy with him. And she's like, with who? And he goes, do I am a nice, huh? No, no, no, no, no. After what he did to my best mate,

I'm never, ever, ever gonna get it out. It's like, hmm, I don't know. You all picked up on it, yeah. And so the cast was also kind of rude because they all jumped in the same van and refused to ride with Joao and Jamie who were the two people, so that wasn't cool. But it's Joao, so I don't really care.

So they get there and Juaos like, it's your pride because I was decent, but I guess I'm biased. So Zorina is like, everyone, I'm going to make a speech. Juaos stand up here with me for no reason. Okay, we have a new crew. We are new people. So let's make new history, shall we? Okay, great. So the cheers and while puts his arm around, Zarina and then like kisses around the cheek is like, you are so sweet. You're like the queen of symbubbery. So Asia turns this arena and it's like, you know, that you're doing a cheese. It's like, it's like you're really all over him. I mean, like sorry, but you are. It's like, that you're doing a cheer, it's like, it's like you're really all over him. I mean, like, sorry, but you are. It's like, if you're keen, that's fine, but I'm just telling you that you're really,

really all over him. This is cracking me up. She's just like subtle blood. Answering is like, oh, I'm not keen. Oh, come on, you're already acting like his best friend. It's like, well, it's hard because he's, you know, he's my best friend, wasn't it? It his best friend. It's like quite a hard because he's, you know, his my best friend was the his best friend. Oh, it's been a minute.

And it does seem like you want it. Dic already just see if you want it. Dic! No, but it's my best friend and she messaged me. It was like, be his best friend, get through this. It's just, I'm not saying there's a difference between getting through it and sucking his teeth. This is how Zorini is like, I'm not.

What the fuck? I'm just saying you really seem like you're overcompensating. Such that Kamiya, now since he's been on board, you're sitting next to him, flirting with him like this. Baaah, I'm just confused, is all. So, you should be because you don't see everything that goes on, and I've seen a totally different side of him. He is extremely manipulative, and he's disrespectful and judgmental, but at the end of the day, I'm sorry. He's a fucking car get hurt, and you can do so much better than that shit, even for just one fucking vaginal night of pleasure!

I'm just like, you think I'm gonna sleep with him? Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, she's like, no, I'm saying like, bro, I'm trying to bring him into the group, you know, Mac and feel comfortable sort of thing. And she's like, bitch, you're trying too hard. Too many excuses. Too many excuses and that laugh was so unnatural, which is, I'm not gonna sleep with it. It's like, okay, yeah. She said, I'm seeing a different side to him.

That's what I knew. This is the trap. I see the sly. He's addicted to everyone, but I see the good side. That's the trap. I can't help him. So then the Culver is telling Jamie, like, I love to eat.

She goes, Oh, I can tell, I have sexy. And he's like, you can tell already? Why? Because you're reading. Where did you get that Dutch baby from? So I can tell you're like a man machine. You need to work it off as well. And so Zarina's like watching from afar, jealously,

and she's like, I'm not fucking dumb. I'm doing what I need to do. So she stands up and she goes over to Shwau. I guess she wants to get covered in trouble or something. So she goes between you and I and this is just me looking out for you, not someone who's any way romantically interested in you. Basically, the person before you was

trying to pee themselves so much, she was extremely hands on all the time and with them everything is are you telling me that I'm not a hands-on person? No, no, no, that's just what they're saying. Specifically, I don't know. Cover, Cover who's flirting with another woman saying that,

if you want to get her to him, you can do that. She was like, yeah, they literally said they don't say anything to him, so I'm really can't believe I'm doing that at all. He's like, but he's not doing any work. He's just telling us what to do. What if they think that I haven't been working by Athos that is fair in seir, immature, and not everything, and not a boss. Carver is the laziest dickhead I've worked with, he looks like

he's working, but he's not Adam has a higher qualification than I do, but he's not proven his knowledge in any way, shape or form. And she's like, oh, I feel terrible for even bringing it up. Like, wow, you just really, like, cover a side because fuck that guy, but you really just fucked over at him. Like, what, what are you doing for Joanne? Well, she did say, she did say, she was gonna say something if you did. But she said, you have the chance to say something

before I say something. And what's the point of like giving him the chance if you're just gonna to run in battle tale? Snitch. She just said, fuck it. I'm going to burn this all down. So as long as he is my word, I won't say anything that you told me. I want to say, I won't say anything that you told me and I appreciate it.

You know, they're taking my kindness for weakness, much like every single woman that ever dated. It's up to you. He has the rip. You could either use the rip constructively, like I'm making a love letter, like I did for so many of my girlfriends, or you can hand yourself. Or you can hang somebody else. It's not in this relationship. Like my other rope did when they broke my heart. So then Jamie and Culver are at the bar and Jamie's, he's in his stupid disco hat, by the way. And so he's in like his loser helmet. And Jamie's

like, I just feel bad because the shuffee really likes you. And so he's in like his loser helmet. And Jamie's like, I just feel bad because the shuffee really likes you. And I said, I don't want to go over the cover. And she's like, raise your eyes at me, which is not true that did not happen. No, ma'am did not happen. She was like, he's like, I know, but I'm all about you. And she's like, like, I really would love to kiss you, but I didn't want to make it upset. I do actually want to have lunch or dinner sometime. And Cooper's like, well, we got to tear up on the dance floor.

How about that? Stay out, okay? Don't ruin my free snacks, please. So then they immediately start making out in front of everybody, which is a really, really, really good way to not hurt someone's feelings, guys. I'm really handled that well, both of you of course Serena Cisa and so she's like you fucking check it No, my God Drows like are you all right, but she's wrong with you and she's like she's making out with Cola great

And so she leaves and she's all mad and then this is when Culver goes I don't want you to get stabbed, but I love to get. Oh, so now Serena's fucking crazy. And she's just been wanting you this all and she's a fucking psycho. Like you haven't been down in that kitchen flirting your ass off for the past three weeks or whatever it's been. Exactly. Fuck off. You're the same. You're the same as you've always been, sir.

I just hope Zarina, Zarina, bands him from little snacks and nibbles. Okay. Cause you don't get to, you literally don't get to have your cake in either two. Yeah. A great. All right, everybody. Well, thank you so much for being with us today. That brings us to the end of below, Dick Deonando.

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