Watch What Crappens - Below Deck: Drawing a Line in the Sandy

Episode Date: February 15, 2023

Sandy is mad as hell, and she's not gonna take it anymore! It's a tense episode of Below Deck (S10E12) as Fraser and his team feel the captain's wrath!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Hey, Prime members, you can listen to Watch What Crapins Add Free on Amazon Music. Download the app today. Get ready for a double load of Queen of Hearts. It's me, Jujubee, and I return to guide sexy singles through some ronchy blind dates. Cameras off. Voice only. Launching during pride. Queen of Hearts takes Miami by storm, with Daeders' Cuppe from Tampa Bayes, Just Chas, and Brittany Brave to name a few. Follow Queen of Hearts on Amazon Music or wherever you get your podcasts. Hello and welcome to Watch Our Crappens, a podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we just love to talk about. I'm Ben Mandelker and joining me today is someone who has totaled respect for authority. Mr. Ronnie Carram, hi Ronnie, how are you?

Well hello, Benoony Danduany. That was beautiful. We're recapping a very spicy episode of Below Deck today. Before we get into that though, next week are the Golden Crappies. Next week is Crappies Week. Officially anointed right now at this moment. Crappies Week. First we go to Phoenix on February 23rd. We're doing a show. We don't know what we're recapping just yet, but whatever we do, recap, in addition to it, we are going to be doing a few of the categories of the crappies in Phoenix. And then the full show will be the following night

back in Los Angeles at the Wilterin Theater, Magnificent Huge Iconic Theater here in LA. If you are in the area, please come by. Please come by, we want as many people there as possible. You can get tickets at watchacrapins.com. If you are not in the area, please come by. Please come by. We want as many people there as possible. You can get tickets at watchcraftens.com. If you are not in the area, but you still want to participate, guess what? We're streaming it. It's on moment house.

The link is also on watchcraftens. I believe it's momenthouse.co slash WC, but go to watchcraftens.com to get the official link because I don't want to send you the wrong place by accident. But watchcraftens.com is where all of that is. And then of course we have a whole big tour going to a bajillion places afterwards. But what I really want to tell you guys about is the fact that crappies voting, it opened last week, we already have several thousand votes. Later this week we are going to, for some of the categories,

we are going to see what are the top four contenders and we're going to put them on Instagram. We're gonna have some Instagram voting to add on to our official ballot to really just sort of up the voting stuff. And the thing is this, there are all these amazing nominees and they need their champions. So if you see a nominee on the ballot and you say, this should win. And I want people to know that it should win. Make your for your consideration, please go to Instagram, make a video, put it on your story, tag us and tell us why or tell the world why they should be voting for that nominee and the crappies.

And we'll re-gram it and we may even include what you say as part of the actual crappies ceremony. So I'm excited to see what everyone advocates for. Do you think there'll be any surprises, Ronnie? I don't know. Time will tell. It's the crappin crap and audience so there will always be some surprises my friends Yeah, so anyway that's the whole that's the whole spiel And I'm excited to see I'm excited to see what you guys come up with Yeah, we only have little creative things on here that people do and send to us. Let's get on with some below deck. Now below deck is getting very controversial.

Woo, it is intense right now. It is cringy. Not, it's like, I'm like, I'm tense when I'm watching it. The last episode of this episode, I'm like, it's, I feel like. I'm pissed too, and the audience is pissed. Oh my gosh, the audience is so pissed. I don't find that I'm pissed as much, but I do, and we talked about it a little last week.

I find myself a little shocked because I'm generally anti-Sandy side ever since Hannah. I see a lot of the shady shit she does over the years. And I see that she is doing some shady shit this year, but Frazier too. It's hard to pick because I'm like, you need to do better, sir. So, it's an interesting episode because it comes to a pretty interesting head. I mean, I'm surprised by the unprofessionalism here all around. Okay. I'm sticking to my guns. I'm a little bit

more on Sandy's side with all this stuff because you know what it is? A big factor for me is Rachel last episode. Rachel was pretty much co-signing Sandy. Rachel was kind of like, yeah, she was a little bit of a mess. And I feel like Rachel is a straight shooter about this stuff. And she's sort of like this, that this, this time as well. And I feel... You don't think so? No, I think that Rachel is being manipulated in the very obvious ways that a manipulator uses. Sandy is doing a listen, you're the one I trust,

so I'm gonna talk to you about how to deal with Frazier. Instead of dealing with it head on with Frazier, she's like using Rachel by proxy. She's like, she's cutting down Rachel enough that when she builds her up, Rachel's like, oh yeah, I've been built up now. And I think she's being manipulated. It seems like.

And that's kind of how Sandy does things. She works in kind of proxy wars. And I feel like she's kind of manipulating people. Yeah, she plays favorites. She plays people against each other. She does this thing where she compliments people off against each other, she does this thing where she compliments people over the radio and then disses other people over the radio. And I think she probably thinks of it as maybe that'll inspire the people I'm not happy with to do

better so that they'll get compliments, but it really just breeds resentment and I find it to be extremely immature. And I think that Rachel's playing into it, you know, without knowing that. I don't know. I don't see Rachel falling for that as much. And plus I think that Rachel was getting frustrated with service earlier in the season although Rachel was really messing up her own timing. I don't know. Rachel has been saying there have been timing issues.

She sees Frazier running around doing everything himself either way. But Rachel has like you just said, Rachel has been suffering from timing issues. And now she's Sandy's like swooping in to give her an out, which is that it's Frazier's fault. You know, that all started with Sandy when she swooped in like, well, this timing, this timing, you know, and then it's like, now we need to work with Frazer on it because it's all Frazer's fault. Or Frazer, sorry. I don't need to be disrespectful. I'm just, it's just, and-

Yeah, but like, I- And grind my brain. I don't know. So I think that ultimately, where Frazer has fallen apart has been that, he has, take it, like when Sandy has sort of like, been like, you need to fix this

He's like I have never been spoken to ever like that before in my life And then he goes and he tells his staff and I don't think he shouldn't be doing that They like it like it has that person has like end with him and I think Sandy is actually right when she says that He's kind of spreading a cancer. I don't think that that phrase is a cancer, but I thought Camille was more like that. But I think that he did not do anything to stop. It should just ended with him. And he should've told his dude, we need to shape it up.

I'm getting heat from the captain. Let's fix this, okay? And he didn't. And that is on him. Annalysa has an attitude problem. She really does. She can't hide behind Camille anymore. And Fraser has not put that attitude in check.

He barely put Camille in check. So whether Rachel's being manipulated or not, I didn't really think she was being manipulated. To me, I actually felt like, I feel like Rachel is, I think she's sort of, I think she's always spoken her truth, I feel like. And so for her to be piping up, I don't know, I feel like Sandy made you shady things,

but I mean, we're basically agreeing. I don't know, I'm saying it like we're on opposite sides of re of rebuild the greed. Well, it's just a multi-faceted thing You know you change that's why it's a good episode and a good story and good storylines because you keep I keep changing Like throughout the episode I changed 20 times. So let's start at the beginning below deck 10 episode 12 the fish stinks from the head Don't don't Yeah 10 episode 12 the fish stinks from the head Don't don't Yeah

So now previously recently divorced Janine is doing a doover trip because she's divorced now With yeah, you may not know worse than a newly wed is a newly divorced person because both people Newly wed is a newly divorced person because both people seem that they have to announce it every fucking time You see them. It's like how are you? Deforest and happy about it. How are you? Yeah, so What had just happened was that sand sandy is cranky right now because She has overheard Alyssa talking shit about her once or twice, which is bad.

That's bad. Alyssa should know better than to be talking about the Captain in a public area. Because Captain Sandy, like one of her trademark moves, is like appearing in hallways out of nowhere. But in this case, she's... Wherever there is an espresso pod nearby, Sandy will be there, especially don't talk about her in front of an espresso pods. I mean, Captain Sandy's little eye, I wouldn't be surprised if they

slid one of those espresso pods over. And it was like a little hole where Sandy's eye was peeking through, like she's in fucking baits motel. Okay. Yeah. Don't speak about Sandy by Nespresso pods. Don't do that. And then on top of that,

Sandy is like a micromanager. If she catches you looking like you're at leisure when other people are working, she's one of those people that just says, I don't care what you do, just act busy. I mean, do we not remember Belodec Med last season about the stain on the floor? She's like, I've seen that stain on the floor

for the past three days. No one's cleaned it, you know? So like she can't shut you. She doesn't want to see you sitting around. If you have not earned sitting around privilege with her yet, you know? And the way you run into it, she's just turned. I'm sorry.

I was just gonna say that like if all she's heard from a department is issues and complaints like with Camille, etc. And if Sandy has already the season had to walk in to Camille and Alyssa screaming at each other in front of the guests. So there is no sitting around privileged with Sandy in the interior. And as you were about to say, she just overheard, she just came from another thing. Right. It's not only that she heard Alyssa saying, yeah, she sucks Crews dick. That Crews dick.

I mean, it's pretty bad. And so she comes in and she's like, you know, your voice carries. So she tells them to strip her bed because there's like three of them standing around. And Frazier's like, well, actually, we're not just standing around. We're working. She's like, Frazier. This is not the time to talk to me. She's like, well, I want to stand up for my crew. She's like, stop talking, Frazier. And so Frazier storms off and tells Alyssa, who's being so negative and spreading so much negativity among the crew.

What about all of this? And the reason why Sandy is in such a bad mood, by the way. I would say Alyssa is the reason why Sandy has come down so hard on Frazier right now. Frazier. So he goes she just told me to stop talking. Yeah, she's your fucking boss dude. Yeah. So yeah. My mom. I'm on the team Sandy for this one. Yeah, I am too. And I like Frazier. I do. But like, and he tells us I don't know what's worse. Her telling me to stop speaking or to tell my speaking, or to tell me my crew isn't doing any work. I know we're doing work. I'm like, sorry, the speaking thing, you gotta get over it.

Yeah, she's a lot to tell you that. Second of all, just say, yes, Captain, sorry, Captain. Why is that so hard? Why are you arguing about it? And she's not saying her crew doesn't do any work. At that moment, you were all three standing around talking about muffins You took off the table and this was what you caught you doing. So yeah, and the counterpoint is at that moment the the deck crew was had just Pulled in all the toys really quickly because of bad weather

So it was the combination of a crew just like snapping into action doing what they were told told without a complaint, people waking up, getting out of bed versus the interior, the interior is still working, but in that moment, they're talking shit and they're all, and three of them are standing in the exact same place. While they just call somebody else to do trash for them. So the captain is watching Tyler. Tyler goes into strip her bed, of course. And she says, oh, Tyler, that was her bed, of course. And she is all

Tyler. That was uncalled for sorry. And he goes, it's okay. I love work. And she's like, you're the hardest worker on this boat, which I think is kind of unprofessional of her too, you know, because like she needs people to bitch to too. And she tells us the walser thing on a boat, but I can hear everything. hear everything. I remember when Hannah was here, all I would hear was, Errol win, Errol in my toes, Errol in my toes. Whatever that was, you know. But I've been doing this for 30 years,

and I expect my crew to respect positions. You must respect the chain of command. It's important for there to be a captain, but listen, Frazier, having no regard for authority, that's frustrating. That is frustrating. It's like finding bones in the brain. Zeno. It's frustrating. So she's like a animal with two arms refusing to hug something.

Frustrating. So she's in the willhouse talking to herself. God please help me stay calm. Please help me stay calm stay calm oh I'm actually pretty calm that pretty yeah I worked okay I'm actually the calmest pace where I've ever seen on TV which worked out amazingly for me Captain Captain Fraser can you confirm to park your time for the guest today and she goes same time he's, so 12 o'clock then. Yeah, 12 o'clock. Please get in the strength to not grab out of freezer. Just say no, just say no, just say no, and just just only say no. That's like what point is he even trying to make? Like so he's not telling people, he's not rushing people off the boat, you know?

I think it's like he's showing like, I'm paying attention. So it was like a, it was like a nothing thing to be like, look at me being a due to filiperson. So then outside Tony gets stung by a bee. He's like, oh, he just bit me. And the horror that birth you to, whatever, I don't know how he's saying Spanish,

but he keeps saying that whenever he's upset. And he puts garlic on it and he's like, scientifically speaking, I don't know how accurate that is, but I don't need science to confirm it. It feels better. So he's worrying about that. But by the way, nothing, what a great way to experience a luxury yacht and spreading garlic over all the floors with your feet.

I know. The only thing feet need to be stinkier. Garlic. Just crushed up garlic. Straight up, crushed up garlic. So it looks like they make it look like Sandy can hear this next part because she's wandering around on deck while Frazier and all this are talking. And Frazier's like, I have never in my whole 29 years of my work life seen that. I love that Frazier makes it sound like he's been fucking running made services since he was, you know, too old. Yeah. Yes. But I would not be silenced by someone who doesn't see the full picture go ahead fire me Yeah, he's like I mean you aura doing your jobs and they get to our breaks they get as much sleep as they need and Alyssa's like phasers

It's extremely upset because we work so hard and we get off later than the deck team every single fucking day. And I agree in the sense that like we see this happen all the time where the deck crew is always just like not being helpful and we see the stews and interior working their asses off on every below deck and I agree with that. But also it's kind of the job and also you guys are fucking up out of two. Well, and that crew is a physically demanding job. I mean, especially when they're working under Sandy, because Sandy has some taking toys in and out 20 times a week or you know, 20 times today, bring the toys out. Oh, you know what?

Put the toys in. Put the toys out. Put the toys in. Catch you guys. You're good at toys like she just has these weird things, you know what? Put the toys in. Put the toys out. Put the toys in. Catch you guys, you're gonna toys. Like she just has these weird things, you know. But then Fraser is like, we're crew. And I don't know who she is, but she's not part of it. Not for one second. And a list is like, I agree. It's so yeah. You can't be saying that to your staff. You're at a fuel to the fire of somebody that you know is already on the edge, you know,

with the negativity. Exactly. And you're also going to fuck their shit up because you're riling them up. And I mean, Alyssa, Alyssa, like I said, Alyssa has an attitude problem. That's on her. At the end of the day, that's on her. But he is only going to bring that out more more and she might lose her job because of it. And whereas if he had been a better leader, he could have inspired her to be better or get her shit in line.

So like, it's not least irresponsible because it's a bad look for him, but he could really be, like, he could mess up someone's job. You know, what kills me, I guess what bothers me so much is because I've been phrasier. You know, like, when you're in that situation, We're suddenly now you're training people and you're you're not just the waiter For a minute and I'm a shit talker. I'm a gay first of all so I'm sorry, you know I'm sarcastic. I will talk shit and I will say and it does Make everyone around you more loose like that and I I went into a lot of problems with it, and I had a boss tell my ass off too,

who was like, listen, you know, you're the problem. You've spread so much, just by you talking shit, it's empowered other people to talk shit. You should be empowering people to do better at their jobs, not to hate everything about their jobs. Like, what the fuck are you doing? And I was the same way as Frazier. I was really defensive. Like like I walked away from that,

like, fuck man, you had a fuck with me, fuck around and find out. But then after I calmed down, I was like, oh yeah, I don't wanna be that person, you know? Yeah, tempting. Maybe I'm projecting a little onto Frazier. And I was actually proud of Frazier in this episode because he really did kind of come to his senses.

Anyway, go ahead. We'll get to that. So now it's time for the guest to leave and everything. And so everyone lines up and Sandy lines up, standing next to Fraser. So we got your favorite. It was just it was just a proximity because they were standing near each other.

Well, I was also a Fraser looking so far away from her. He's like, I'm looking up in here now. Ow, when I could, like he just snapped his neck so far away so he didn't have to even look at Sandy, you know. That's, yeah. And Fraser has like a terrible gash on his foot. I don't know where that came from, but he just has it. And Rachel's like, we really gotta make sure

that you get that aired out, because it's disgusting. Oh, it's disgusting. A little red pussy thing on your foot there. But now he's lined up to say by that everybody with a huge gash on his foot that's not covered. It's disgusting, put on some socks. Raising kids can be one of the greatest rewards of a parent's life. But come on, someday, parenting is unbearable. I love my kid, but is a new parenting podcast from Wondry that shares a refreshingly honest

and insightful take on parenting. Hosted by myself, Megan Galey, Chris Garcia, and Kurt Brown-Oller, we will be your resident not-so-expert experts. Each week we'll share a parenting story that'll have you laughing, nodding, and thinking. Oh yeah, I have absolutely been there. We'll talk about what went right and wrong. What would we do differently?

And the next time you step on yet another stray Lego in the middle of the night, you'll feel less alone. So if you like to laugh with us as we talk about the hardest job in the world, listen to, I love my kid, but wherever you get your podcasts. You can listen ad free on the Amazon music or Wondery app. And so, divorce ladies, like, oh my god, you made eight women happy. My husband couldn't even make one happy.

Fuck that guy, am I right? I'm divorced bitches! Alright, everyone. Now I'm just gonna turn on some pebbles and leave this island. Good night. Thank you, I'm divorced. So clean, clean, clean, clean, clean, clean. And Fraser tells everyone to wet down the bathrooms and empty the bins

Ah, and then the music just stops while Haley beats the crap out in pillows Take it dirty you villa You heard me So now it's the tip meeting and send it's like hi So Charter number six is down. We did a great job. Most of us did. Great job at talking shit apparently. That was the assignment. So, uh, sure has been stressful. Boy, if these walls could talk, to me more would be in an HBO show that we could all watch together about abortion. I was actually a very good one. If these walls could talk.

abortion. I was actually a very good one. If these walls could talk. Hey, if these walls just a bit you gay guy. Sorry, sorry, sorry. Hey, if these walls could do pottery, be another great dinner or movie. That's a different subject. If these walls could be the first woman to join the military, whoa, God, I'd love to see those pullups again. Wow. You called to me. If these walls could get on a pole and take their taps off. Wow, Demi, is there anything she can't do? Okay, so now listen guys, about the gay walls talking.

Listen, if I can hear everything, soak in the guests. So if you have a complaint about someone like me you know take it down to your cabin okay don't let it penetrate the boat okay we've got what was that something about patrace and yeah we've got a hailey putting electric toothbrushes up herself and ross sticking his nabin any holo kravassie confine so let's forget all about that and concentrate on what's important.

Folly ball. Everyone's like, huh? Except for Ben, who's like, oh, so cool. They're like, volleyball. Yeah. So you know, on account of all the penetration that's happening on this boat, I thought, rather than have, why don't you penetrate your fists through a ball? Am I right? Okay, talk about a DP.

DP? What is DP? Without the gossip and the finger pointing and backstabbing, you know what happens is that permeates the boat. It permeates it. You've got a routine building and you know what? I used to have a budget for that and it would work and people get past the bullshit. Now I don't have a budget for it. So we're going to stand on the beach and I'm just going to be right-frazier for a while. Come on everybody, join in. Valley Ball for one hour, one hour of volleyball. That fixes everything. Okay. So, you know, I

makes me sad that Yolensky and Putin never play volleyball because think about how the world can be better over there, huh? You'll be you craning your neck to see what a great slam that volleyball was, you know. I'm great to go. I just really need to take a shit. So she runs off to poop and all this is like, um, can't we just like work for 30 minutes and then have like an hour before for nap time and for a year goes, you don't need to sleep for an hour. Just I do and you don't have and you just sleep. But.

And Haley is like, oh, I'm not really used to this volleyball monarchy. I'm a two year for a reason. Having been outside for about two years. I mean, can't masturbate with air, can ya? So then it's dramatic music, and this is like, I love the idea of volleyball, but not if it takes my nap time. And Frazier gets her in here and is like, what she said about the wall's being thin. She can hear you.

I don't care if she can hear me. I mean obviously I'm taking heed to what she said, but I mean I like if she said if she heard anything I said I really don't care I Know but like also don't comment on the attitude. Do you know what I mean? She goes yeah, but like of course We're gonna talk about it is he goes what are you kidding? Like what am I supposed to lie on my back and get fucked? Is that what? Is he reprimanding her or is he co-signing her?

He's reprimanding her. He's like, come on. Like don't stop. Oh, I see where he's at. He's like, please, he's saying please stop and she's saying no, I refuse to stop. He's like, come on. So then Ross is talking to,

Ross is being his flirty dad joke self. He's like, I know in Miami, they all do volleyball in string thongs. So everyone in deck in string thongs, a.k.a.t. ha ha ha ha ha. I was like, uh, so now a medic comes up. A medic, a phraser calls a medic about his foot. Because if there's one thing we know about below deck, someone's always got to have something weird happening with their foot. So now there's like more cleaning and Connor the medic comes on board and he looks at it and Fraser's like, I'm just wondering if it's infected. It seems to be a bit sore and has pus coming out of it. I'm like, well, I think that sounds like it's infected.

I think it's not about the pus. I'm just gonna say, I'm gonna go with the answer is yes, infected. Yeah, and Connor's like, yes, you need to keep the sand off. Oh, so don't play Foley Bowl. Well, hopefully there's a ball in here by, and I was like, oh God, this is just such. This is so bad for you, you know? And so then Hayley's like, baby, let's go. And this is like, I'm not going.

So she goes to sleep. She actually does go to bed. And so now Tyler goes to Fraser. And he's like, um, hello, Fraser, Alice is sleeping. Mm hmm. And so it's a Fraser's like, well, she needs to come. I mean, so then he turns to, to Captain Sandy. And this is what Sandy's talking about. Like there's just some stuff she doesn't need to know. And this is what Sandy's talking about. There's just some stuff she doesn't need to know. Like this is Fraser being, like Fraser just needs to say, get up, you need to do this. But instead he's like, Captain, a list

isn't bad and she doesn't want to be a pot. She's exhausted. Is that something I should ask her to do as part of the bonding experience? Why would you even ask that? Also, if you're going to ask the captain, if you're going to ask the captain, if you're gonna try to look out for Alyssa, then you say something like, Alyssa has been really exhausted and working with the bone. Is it okay if I let her take a nap? Something like that.

Although I personally wouldn't even ask it. Like I would be like, you have to get up. But don't say she doesn't wanna be a part of it. Because now you're both, you're throwing Aly list under the bus. You're also undermining Captain Sandy's order at the same time. Like what are you thinking? He has like, he's passing the bus so that the captain will be like,

get your ass at it, bad young lady, but that's his job. And like you said, that's her point. Like do your fucking job, dude. So he's like, well, it's not you could look. And I need to remind her that she has absolutely no control over her life on this ship, which again, he says, but he doesn't do. He just says, come on. And so the captain is talking to Rachel and she goes, so Rachel, how do you feel about being coached? You're so great at seeing the big picture. You know, most people can't see the big picture. You see

For example Things weren't working well and now you're against Ranger You're the coach you win Go coach and wait just like I Then Frazier's tells tells Alyssa He's basically like come on. It's kind of a compulsory thing for us to barge because but I bond with you guys every day by talking shit about Captain Sandy and everyone else, what's the what the hell? There's no skipping anything at this point and this is not my call, you'll be

all right, trust, trust so she's like, uh... So she gets her stuff and she walks up the stairs and she's like, shut up bitch, I don't need to play volleyball, I need to sleep. Oh, God, it's so cute, I guess. So she comes up last and then they all get into vans and Captain goes off on her. Guys, every boat I've ever been on, we've done team building, except for every single boat you've seen me on here for the past, I don't know, seven years or so. But otherwise every other boat, it's worked. And then Frazier's like, Mommy's inches, I need a bench. And Tony's like, oh my god, I'm so happy. I get to be outside and move, which I love.

I'm like, I get that, but also you were literally just fire dancing yesterday and you're on the deck working out every single day so Let's like relax. So now Sand is like okay. All right now we finally made it to the volleyball court that everyone's so excited for so Okay, everyone line up in an effort to team build I Want the two departments to compete against each other. Okay. So Fraser, you're the captain of the exterior and Ross, you're the interior. And again, whoever wins this volleyball game is the superior department. Okay. Team building, team building. Um, Captain, actually, I can't run because the doctor said not to get sanded in my foot.

And he shows her the foot and she's like, oh gosh, and she tells us, I wish I'd known about his foot because this could have been delayed. And this is called lack of communication. I mean, the guy, literally the guy can't win, okay? I mean, I'm still even kind of on her side right now. I just cracked up that her first thing is like, lack of communication.

Sandy, you were standing right next to him when he had a huge gashot his foot uncovered. Like, how did you not notice that? She's like, he never reported that to me. And if you get hurt on board, you report that to the bridge. Well, there was a doctor who was brought on board and he's been standing next to you with the bloody foot for an hour. So where the fuck have you been? What part about like the pus flowing from Fraser's foot? How did you not know? But that's Sandy's thing, like, oh, injuries and medication, you've got to let the captain know, got maritime law, maritime law. Also though, like I actually, I still, despite all that, like you said, I see her point too, but I also

don't know why she's so inflexible with the team building. Can't she find other ways to incorporate Fraser in it? So he's going to be, he wants it being the coach, but like are there ways for him to... Well, Fraser is being very nonchalant. He's being very flipping to about it, right? He's like, but I can't play. Well, maybe I could just go to a ball or whatever. And I think she sees that.

She's like, listen, we're trying to team build cause you guys suck. And then you've got one person who won't get out of bed to do it that you refuse to say anything to. And now you show up like I can't do it. You know, like fuck you guys. This is the whole point of the exercise is you guys and you guys are the ones that suck.

And the thing is that Sandy, I think, responds best to proactive gestures. So if he said, I can't play, but what I've done is I have brought a soda for everyone. I brought everyone's soda. I said this or that or whatever. Like if he says, I can't do this, but here's what I'm gonna do to compensate.

Here's some action that I'm going to do. That's what she responds best to. So that's why every time she comes down on him and he goes, oh, I'm sorry. Like, she wants to see something. I'm not saying whether it's right or not. I'm just saying this is how she ticks. And they don't seem to really understand that,

which is why they're still stuck in the doghouse. And that's why it's like not enough for him to say, oh, I can't be part of this. Like, he didn't, he didn't bring something else to say, here's how I make up for it. Here's how I make up for it. Right. You say, literally, the doctor told me I can't get Sam, so I can't run, but I'm going to coach from the sidelines. Yes.

There, you know, like the coaches should do it from the sidelines or something like that. Um, so, yeah, so she's pissed off about that and then they start playing and it's fine, you know, and they seem to have kind of a fun time. And it's mostly Katie clapping and going, we got this, guys, we got it, guys, we got it, guys. Yeah, and Haley falling over saying, I feel like a fates in a wig just rolling around in a sand Sunburnt furious and then we got we get in nice solid teamwork makes the dream work and Rachel's like look everyone's communicating Alyssa just keeps yelling as supportive as she can.

Deck team, please take the trash out. That's an exciting game for the most part. So exterior wins and Hayley's like, we didn't even get a point. That's not a real number zero. We got nothing. So captain's like, all right, everyone gather around. Wow, what a game, huh?

So the whole point of this was for Frazier to lead this to see the strength of each other's team, but since Frazier couldn't participate, it's sort of a moot point. So thanks for coming to the moot point, volleyball playoffs of 2022. Frazier loses. Yeah, you know what?

My favorite part about team building is afterwards when you single out one person and make them feel bad. God, so fun. See, and this is where I am. It's like you're being an asshole. That's not how to do it. And so Fraser is like, well, I'm so sorry, everyone. And she's like, yeah, he couldn't engage with the exterior. So that was really the point. And she tells us, you know, I know he said his foot's hurt but he doesn't want to be here.

He doesn't want any part of this and it reads all over him. And when you step into second, when you step from second into chief stew and you haven't had the training, it's a training curve. And he has potential, but I've been doing this for years and I can see the difference between chiefs and where phrasers. Well guess what, that's your fucking job. It's not only your job to lift up the debt crew and be like, oh, Malia, you're a woman

who could also be a leader. Your job is also to help the interior crew, you know? And they do have a point when they say that Captain Sandy sucks debt crew, deck. She never tries to help the interior. She's always adversarial with the interior, always. And by the way, there's been a lot of stuff going around over the past week,

Fraser's table scapes, and how Captain Sandy has not come down on him about the table scapes, because they're like, basically, they don't exist. Nothing, there's, yeah, there's nothing. It's like a silverware rollup with the napkin roll ring, you know? Yeah, I think though, the thing is that Sandy, I think leads, not leads, but she, because she always talked to how she likes to help. She likes to mentor, you know, but she only likes to do that.

She likes it when people come to her and like show me how Sandy, you know, when people, when people are doing or acting like show me how sandy, you know, when people are doing, are acting like they've got under control and they're messing up, she's like, oh, they don't know what they're doing. And she doesn't say, hey, let me teach you. She said, she just sort of was like, okay, well, they don't need my help

and this is, they should know that they need my help, you know? But when they come to her, like, I'm overwhelmed, like that, she likes when they're, she does like a little bit of a broken bird. Broken bird. And he's not that type. He's not showing her that. So that's why she's I think also upset.

Yeah, so she's like, well, you guys did a great job, that Frazier, okay, let's go back. And Frazier's like, what the fuck, you know? And he goes, so did I ruin that for everyone then everyone? And Hayley goes, yeah, you sure did to live and now and Fraser says mentally she's taken a machete straight to my suffigus slit and torn it out with her bare hands. Yeah, and Hayley says that she's noticed that that captain has taken digs towards Fraser

on the radio a lot and that there's like a lot of people. And I think there's like a montage here of her doing it, or at least there's like a few moments, which is not good when there's a montage of you being addicted to your chiefs too. Yeah, so that's where the conentrum is, because Sandy's being a fucking asshole again, you know, and it's not the first time,

but I'm not necessarily thinking Fraser's doing the best job either. So it's just, it's rough, because I like on these shows when there's like, you root for the person, you root against the person, you know? But in this case, I'm kind of both for both. So Fraser is, you know, just venting. And he's like, at this point,

I'm like, if she doesn't value my work, then watch that I value you, any boat she's part of. And Rachel says, well, I don't think you should take it like that. I don't think you should take that approach. And he's like, well, I'm angry. Obviously, I'm gonna be dramatic. And Rachel tells us, yeah,

Fraser doesn't really take criticism from people. She says from certain people very well. And she's like, you know, it's your fucking captain, dude. And it's a bad reflection on his leadership skills, which is a good point, right? I think it's true, because when he says, oh, she doesn't value my work. It's like, it's like at the end of the day,

you guys aren't equals, okay? You guys, like, you, she's your boss. She's telling you you're fucking up. So it's not free to say she she's not bowing my work. It means like she clearly needs things in a certain way and you're not doing it. But I like Rachel's her solution to this. She is.

He's mew, it's bravado. You need to break them, remove them. And if they're not safeable, discard them. Yeah. And Fraser does not take criticism. Well, I remember last season when that cheats you the my apologies girl would when when he would mess up he would you would always be like fury. He always be so angry that he got that that he was reprimanded or or was told that he did

something wrong. So, um, so now anyway, Tyler's saying he didn't really see it as that big of a dig and Ross, you know, Ross didn't either, but he's seen the animosity and he thinks that Fraser should talk to Sandy one-on-one. And he's, because Ross says like, well, Fraser is being all offended, but it's just Sandy's style. It's like no big deal. And Fraser is like, outside of this, I'm respected and I love my work. I, my work has been loved and respected for all 29 years of my life. The way the table skips in my mother's womb. People that love those, all the other sperm and eggs love to fit around and have a great time. Every beach picnic I've thrown since I was days old, has been respected in my town.

So they're all kind of gossiping about it and I love that Tyler is just not giving a fuck. He's just scrolling through his phone with a glass of wine in the van. Like, yeah, you guys grow up, you know. And Alyssa is now riled up about it because she hates Sandy. So she's like, yeah, well next time she comes for you, she's gonna hear it from the crew. And? No, no, not good, not good. What is it? That's appropriate.

Me, me, me, me, me, me, everybody. That's like a teenager. That's, you know what that is? That's reminds me of being in high school and the teacher is stirring about something and then all the students are like, that's not right. She gave us a pop quiz on a Friday and that is so rude. If you know what, if she does it again, I'm going to say something to Mrs. Johnson or

something like that. That's what that reminds me of. It's mutiny. It's like every, everything that takes place on a boat that stars a captain. It happens in every single one where it just starts small talking, you know, like she doesn't respect us. Yeah, fuck her. Yeah, we could do better Yeah, we could do better and then before you know, she's over she's over the side and an alligator with the time clock is eating her leg off or whatever

So then there's all this drama right so then Alyssa decides now is a great time to go to Katie and she goes so Katie What's going on with you in Ross right now because I'm gonna tell you straight up He's making you look like an idiot because like we'll be having a normal conversation and then help you like touching me And then when I flirt back I feel like you're mad or something So like what's up? She is, she is something else. So Katie's like, that's gross. And she goes, I'm just like annoyed.

I mean, I get it. Like, she just, like, she can be telling the truth. Like, I don't know, but for me personally, like having sex with him changes the totally dynamic of everything and he's not gonna sleep with me and then turn back to doing something stupid again. It's gonna make me look like a fucking idiot. She keeps saying this every single week.

I'm not gonna look like a fucking idiot. Two layers. My ship has sales, okay? Yeah. Two layers. Of course, it is empty, okay. Three dolphins were hit as that boat went out to see, okay? I just, you know, I write down so many times in a recap of a Katie scene, get some

fucking self-respect. Like I can't even with you now. So people are getting ready. Ross is shoving down Doritos, which is his new thing. Like they love showing Ross shoving down Doritos. And then Ben calls Camille. Like Ben, Camille doesn't care about you, Ben. Okay. He's talking to Camille. She's like doing space selfie, like playing with her hair. It's like, oh, hi. Just laying in bed, chillin.

Well, I just want to say hi. I'm like, wow, you guys have a, just a intoxicating romance. Yeah, by the way, this shows how much the interior is really fucking up because you've got these two idiots, Ben and Ross, Ben, Pining for Camille, and Ross, Pining for Cubler Elf. Okay, these guys, I'm sorry. These are the ones that we should be ridiculing the most

on this season, and yet it's the interior that's where all the drama is. Yeah, so they go out and everyone's like in a good mood. Do you know, everyone looks good and they go out for dinner and they go to like some kind of club restaurant with an umbrella on the ceiling. And they're like, well, here's our welcome drink. It's called the blow job.

And I feel like everybody in America just looked at Ailey and nothing. I mean, yeah, even doing your job, are you off the clock or what? And they all did the shot wrong because the blow job shot, you're not supposed to pick it up with your mouth and throw it back that way. You're not supposed to use your hands.

Oh, yeah. Also, I liked as they were preparing to go out, Tyler turns the phrase and goes, these are the first time I've seen you not wearing a linen t-shirt and Fraser goes, this is a linen t-shirt. Oh my God, I can't even tell my fabric anymore. So let's see, Fraser's like, I love a blaved job, but that one's calorific. So Tony takes up a light bow. By the way. Fraser wants to get lipo, even though he's literally the size of a tongue depressor. He's like, I need to get lipo, Hayley.

How do I get lipo? And now he's like upset about the blowjob shopping to calorific. So Tony picks up one of those stray cats. And he's like, oh, kitty cat. And Fraser's like, not just a table, not what we're eating for God's sake. Honestly, Tony wears me out. I mean, going again crazy, I'm crazy, I'm crazy, I'm crazy, I'm crazy, I'm crazy, I'm crazy, I'm crazy, I'm crazy, I'm crazy, I'm crazy, I'm crazy, I'm crazy, I'm crazy, I'm crazy, I'm crazy, I'm crazy, I'm crazy, I'm crazy, I'm crazy, I'm crazy, I'm crazy, I'm crazy, I'm crazy, I'm crazy, I'm crazy, I'm crazy, I'm crazy, I'm crazy, I'm crazy, I'm crazy, I'm crazy, I'm crazy, I'm crazy, I'm crazy, I'm crazy, I'm crazy, I'm crazy, I'm crazy, I'm crazy, I'm crazy, I'm crazy, I'm crazy, I'm crazy, I'm crazy, I'm crazy, I'm crazy, I'm crazy, I'm crazy, I'm crazy, I'm crazy, I'm crazy, I'm crazy, I'm crazy, I'm crazy, I'm crazy, I'm crazy, I'm crazy, I'm crazy, I'm crazy, I'm crazy, I'm crazy, I'm crazy, I'm crazy, I'm crazy, I'm crazy, I'm crazy, I'm crazy, I'm crazy, I'm crazy, I'm crazy, I'm crazy, I'm crazy, I'm crazy, I'm crazy, I'm crazy, I'm crazy, I'm crazy, I'm crazy, I'm crazy, I'm crazy, I'm crazy, I'm crazy, I'm crazy, I'm crazy, I'm crazy, I'm crazy, I'm crazy, I'm crazy, I'm crazy, I'm crazy, I'm crazy, I'm crazy, I'm crazy, I'm crazy, I'm crazy, I'm crazy, I'm crazy, I'm crazy, I'm crazy, I'm crazy, I'm crazy, I'm crazy, I'm crazy, I'm crazy, I'm crazy, I'm crazy, I'm crazy, I'm crazy, I'm crazy, I love cats. There are no stray cats allowed on my lap, especially at a dinner table. Yeah, so I mean, I love a cat.

I would do that. So I'm like awkward. Yeah, that was terrible. So you love a cat? I did not think that you... I thought I was a cat. I do. I love cats.

I was the cat person here. I love cats. I love cats. Oh yeah, I love cats. I just don't have cats. I'm a dog person to live with, but I love cats too. I love almost. Oh, yeah, I love cats. I just don't have cats like I've dog I'm a dog person like to live with but I love cats too I love almost every animal. I'm gonna think what animal don't I love? Grackles

I don't love grackles. I used to not like possums, but now I really like them and I think I like everything except I don't I don't love snakes that can kill you, but I like other kinds of snakes I've been really into be can kill you, but I like other kinds of snakes. I've been really into beavers lately, which sounds very sexual. Oh my God, kias and beavers, Jesus, just go start on the L word already. No, I've been watching a lot of beaver videos,

videos of beavers gathering things and making little dams with household objects. They're hilarious. Beavers are really, they're part of the got that big wide, big wide tail, and then they just, they just gather shit. They just, they just, they rearrange. They are like the HTTV of animals. You know, I feel like that's a very Republican animal

to like, because they just always want to build walls. So Ross and Katie are talking and he's like, where is this one time we can spend time together and she's said I'm ruining it. And he tries to ignore that and he's like, he's telling us, I love to play the field. The field has long grass. Grass feels nice. I don't know what qualifies one as a sex addict, but I do love to play the field and I would like a partner for life.

So I've made the decision with Katie. It's going to be her and I. Oh wow, that's touching Ross. I know, that's, that's, you just, you have literally nobody else on this boat to have sex with. Except for this, who you no longer like. So wow, that's a real big of you, Russ. And he is like, yes, with all this love in the air,

there's a good chance I may be getting laid tonight. So, so now Ben goes and checks it on Fraser, make sure he's okay after today's drama. And Fraser is like, you know what, if she doesn't like me, that's her problem, but not mine, no on my team, it's because I love every single one of these idiots. And the list is like, she absolutely sucks the deck team's deck.

But also at the same time, like, don't criticize us. Just act like you can't see the interior or whatever. I'm like, but like, you were talking shit about her. Of course she's going to come for you. And Ben asked him, he's like, you good. And that's what started Frazier going off. And he tells us, well, I was just throwing the bait at the A to get a reaction because, God, he sure gives one, doesn't he?

Captain Stee is a badass lady. You don't want to cross her. And so then we see a clip of the anchor watch. But Ben was not trying for a reaction. He said that Alyssa is trying for a reaction from Frazier. That's what Ben says. That's why Alyssa keeps saying all this stuff because she just wants attention. Yeah. He's saying Alyssa wants attention, which is why she's like piping up so much about caps and sandy because Ben thinks that Sandy is a badass because he witnessed her stand up to the obnoxious yacht the other episode. Yeah. And so then we see a clip ofanker Watch where the other captain tried to tell her to move and she's like, we're not moving. And he's like, don't miss with her. She's only interior

routine because they're struggling and can't get a fluid connection. And this is just saying this at a spot to get attention and to get someone on her side. And Frazier's like, you know what? From now on, anything she says to me is what are offer ducks back? A very fat fat duck. Just what are offer fat ducks back? A duck that needs LIPO and will have no more below job shots for the rest of the chart a season. So now they all go back to the boat and Ross is somewhat sober, which he's proud of. He's like, well, no injuries, and I haven't offended too many women,

we'll get a fucking gold medal for this guy. I know. So, and he's like lying on a sofa, and so, Lissa comes up and goes, Hey, you know what I'm here for? He's like a cigarette. It's just, no, just a drag of yours. So she's sort of like draping herself, but she's sort of being flirty, asking for this

cigarette and everything. And so then Ross sits up and moves away from her and he goes, well, I have to be respectful and just of Katie and everything. So it moves away. So there's no misinterpretation of what's happening. And she's like, yeah, sit over there then. And Katie's watching from the bar. She's like, you know, I think like the

listen thing bothers me because like being cheated on made me insecure. Like, yeah, so fucking stop. The guy, it's not the girl, it's the guy. I know, it's like, a, just raise your standards. You don't have like this guy guy you like move on from him. He's already shown that he when he gets wasted, there's like he doesn't really care

and he will just do anything. But also it's funny because she is like he Ross for the first time all season actually does sort of the right thing here. And this is when Katie decides she's gonna have some standards or whatever. It's like she's mad at him when he does the right thing. And yet when he's doing the wrong thing,

she's like drawn to him, it seems like. Well, we've only really seen them have makeup sex. So maybe it's just that kind of pattern where it's like 100% like she, you know, you have to be mad at somebody to really get any kind of emotion from them. So Tyler and Ben go to the hot tub and hang out and Tyler's like, well I'm from a very Christian family, very conservative and I started yawning and you know I don't party or anything and Ben's like and here you are in the hot tub with some wine, possibly naked. He's like, yes, I suppose you're right.

So he's having the time of his life. And then Katie is on Ross about Alissa. And he's like, oh my God, they're in the cabin now. And he's like, if you're going to go on, if you're going to go on to Alissa again, I'll go back to my cabin. I've done nothing. So you know, would it help to go out on me and Alyssa or what? And she's like, well, I'll be your biggest fan. But if you just respect me, it's like Katie too late again too late, you know, so she goes, baby, let me tell you something. You stared at her the entire night. And he's like, when what did I just like I?

He's like wait, I actually moved away from her you know So he just like doesn't move away from her in that way like oh my god. I'm moving away It's like me like sitting a seat away from a chocolate cake You know what I mean, and I'm still staring at the cake like I can't wait to eat that but um yeah Yeah, he's acting like it's a huge deal. I know relationship is all, it's just like so fucked up and just like girl just move on from this piece of trash. So Katie tells us because Alyssa told me I look stupid and I want to know what Ross has to say about that. Like don't disrespect me.

I'm like, all he's done has been to disrespect you and we'll continue to disrespect you. Why do you keep doing these ultimatums over? Katie doesn't really have anything. Katie doesn't have the gravitas to pull the story behind her. I'm bored, okay? You're a boring person. You're a boring person. Ross is a boring person.

I don't care if you two fuck. Go do what every other boring couple does and argue silently at the spaghetti factory. I have no interest in this. Get off my television. at the spaghetti factory. I have no interest in this. Get off my television page. At the spaghetti factory. So, which is a nice call back to real-world Austin

with Danny and Melinda, by the way, because they would go to the spaghetti factory in Austin and they would argue. And I guess. That's in my brain. So, it's the morning, and everyone's waking up, and Hailey walks up a staircase, and he goes, good morning.

I literally just said, good morning to absolutely no one. So Tony Ross and Katie are hanging out. And Tony's like, what happened last night? You didn't feel the vibe? And he's like, no, Katie got mad at me. Basically, and Tony says it's like a cheap nut, telling Ovala where it's like, one day she's like, I hate you. And the next day she's like, cheap nut telling novella where it's like one day she's like I hate you and the next day she's like you want to live with me and then there's another one

I can't stand telling novella I was like really because you are one oh my god what time do I have to sleep I can not live like this Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, She is hilarious. Like almost everything she says is like, she is so funny, tear interview quality. Well, especially that one, because you totally know what she means, like just so ashamed, you know. I still love like, I look like a fetus in a wig rolling around in the sand.

I'm so surprised. I'm so surprised. So the deckies are washing, by the way, I'm so sorry I'm coughing everybody. Just kidding that, getting that COVID, I know, but I just feel like I need to remind people because it's so nasty. Okay, so Ben's like, we need to wash the dickhead and Tony's like, ah, dickhead, dickhead, let's wash Ross then. And he's like, I'm just a victim, no matter what Tony, just remember, I'm the victim.

So then Fraser tells his crew that when they're done with their job, they can clock off and tan, okay, which is a very crucial plot point here. A less crucial plot point was earlier on, Tony announces to the deck team, he goes, I have to pee. And I went back and I was like, ooh, and I wrote that down, I was like, watch this. He's gonna go pee and take too long and then it's gonna be an issue and then he out

to have a conversation about Tony taking too long. No, he just went to go pee and it never was addressed again ever in the show. But this time, this was important. So Ross is talking about how he's frustrated because he and Katie keep having problems and like, who cares, I can't. So then Haley and Alyssa are finished with their work. How he's frustrated because he and Katie keep having problems and like who cares I count so then Haley and Alyssa are finished with their work. So they're like yes, let's go tan, okay So Ross is texting from the pantry like I wanted it to be you and me

But you spring more Alyssa BS on me and at this point. I don't have time for it Let's please fucking the boat meet me in the little boat. We can fuck there later. And then we see Tyler making beds and Katie, you know, doing some towels and, you know, little work things here and there. Right. So Katie finally reads the text, by the way. She finally reads it. And because there's like a little bit of stuff happening, but she finally reads the text and she goes, Ross and I have broken off so many times, but like we care about each other. That's why I keep coming back. I'm like, you don't care about each other. You guys just, this is the product of whatever upbringing you guys had that have put you into this pattern because the moment she feels like she might lose him or he might move on or whatever,

that's when she starts piling for him. And the moment that she is sort of like, she knows it's safe to be angry at him, she'll be angry at him. It's like that fucked up thing. And this is not, this is really not, it's like their dynamic. It's not her fault solely. But it's like, and he feeds into it too, which is that like, he will be a loof when he knows that he's in trouble because it knows that it's going to bring her back. And then he will be like, I just, because it knows that it's gonna bring her back. And then he would... I just...

I have to just refuse at this point. I refuse the storyline. They're getting nothing more for me. You're sending it back. It's like the 10,000 LED lights that arrived at my house last week for no good reason. It is return-desender. I'm done.

Yeah, it's, I'm done with this. I know. I know. I'm making a pledge to stop trying to psycho-adalize Because I'm just saying the same things over and over again It's just every other scene is just every other scene with them and nothing happens and they're just lame asses So I'm I refuse so a listen Haley are now Passing by Tyler and their bikinis, right and Tyler's in there pulling out silver to polish

Tyler and their bikinis, right? And Tyler's in there pulling out silver to polish. Like extra credit silver, I guess. And they're like, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, all right he's not gonna go he looks like Elmer's glue like he doesn't look like he tants right he's like no thanks so they go lay out and then the captain passes Tyler and she's like oh god you're awesome and right now you're the only one I see working and he goes that's okay I like she's no it's not okay yes but I enjoy my job at least just whether that's obvious isn't it that is obvious good I would put two gold stars right in your eyeballs but then you wouldn't be able to see your work hey I'm gonna go

yell at some people but before I go I just want to say one thing mad respect okay okay you're awesome you're awesome okay let me go yell at people I'm also I like to point out that they put in this right when she's saying you're the only one working They keep showing that Fraser is working. He's taking out trash. He's finishing stuff up still to yeah Yep, so then the girls are tanning upstairs as they were directed to by Fraser So Sandy goes up and she goes hey, hey girls. Hey look Hey, hey girls, hey look. I'm gonna have to sound. Yeah, yeah, because I sound warm.

I'm like, hey, I'm coming over to be your friend, okay? Yeah, I've got a question for you too, okay? They're like, yes. So, you know, Tyler's down there working, and they're like, who? Tyler, the new guy? Not familiar, you know, he's on the show. Never seen him before. Okay, well, there's a guy named Tyler, he's on the show. Never seen him before.

Okay, well, there's a guy named Tyler who's on the boat now and he's cleaning things. Yes, well, we all had our set of tasks and Frazier said what's our tasks were done? We were lucky time. And Sandy goes, so you wouldn't help him finish his. So, Haley figures out what the hell is going on right away. She sits right up. She says, taptonum says, so I didn't realize he's still working. I thought we were all finished. But then Alyssa goes, it's not even that. He's on his last task right now. And then he's like, yeah, but my point that you're totally missing. So, no, no, I hear your point. I just don't want you to think that we don't help out because we do help out.

Stop talking. Okay, stop talking. Okay, I got angry respect for you, which, I hear your point. I just don't need to think that we don't help out because we do help out Stop talking okay, stop talking okay. I got angry respect for you Which means I got no respect because it's not mad respect okay stop talking my question is did you ask him if he needed help Did he say he didn't want your help? Yeah, I asked him if he wanted help and then he said no he didn't want no I'm just's a lie. That's a lie. A lie. Full lie. That's all I wanted to know. I'm all said here. Nothing could go wrong as long as no one else says anything else.

I'll just walk away. Okay, everyone. Well, it's all right. I can go out of whom, actually. No, no. If she truly asked and he said nothing, then it's fine then. Yeah, well, they did. Okay.

So he's cool then. Yeah. And I don't like, I don't want you to think we just like that and work or anything. Like, well, I did. Okay, so he's cool then. Yeah, and I don't like, I don't want you to think we just like, that didn't work or anything like, well, we don't work. And so it's like Alyssa, she was just about to leave and you open up your mouth and so Sandy goes, okay, so let me tell you something Alyssa, because there's a way to talk to you.

There's a way to talk to a captain, okay? And right now, the way you're talking to me is not okay, okay, do I see two arms coming out for a hug? No, I don't so that's already a strike against ya Backtalk wind that's not a kind of wind, okay? So let's go to the bridge There's a lack of respect on this boat and it's gonna be addressed and Alyssa goes, huh? Guess I gotta go get checked and ha, and ha, he's cast a guy to go get checked. And Haley's like, keep your cool, darling, keep your cool. And she tells us, if there's a way to speak to your captain, that is not the way.

It's just painful to watch. It really is. It's like, God, it's like non-electric toothbrush poem. You know what I mean? It's like masturbating with a dish sponge. Sort of, doesn't quite do it the way you need to be done. It's like being really horny and the only phallic object being available at the time is a hand mixer. Do you know what I'm saying?

You just don't do it. So, this is like, I'm just, I'm not going to have her make me a monster every 10 seconds. Like, I'm calm babe. I was just like, I was just talking to her like a normal person but she's the captain. She's not a normal person. Okay. And Hailey did it right. Just do what Hailey did. I mean, it's so easy. Just pick, oh my god, we had no idea. Thank you for pointing that out. Let us rectify this. Show urgency. Don't like giving it, be like, oh give it a... Oh, I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.

Let us go. We were misunderstood. Just whatever it is, just go to help. Okay, so now we get Captain Little Lissam. So she's like, have a seat. Now a lot of times, cruise over step. And you're doing that. And I want to explain something.

What I won't tolerate is what just happened. There's a level of respect for this position and I know you think you're nice and secure here but you'll be off this boat faster than a heroin addict with no respect for Mary time lock. Okay. And she tells us that girls know respect for authority and you don't have to respect me as a person but you have to respect the position. When I bring something to your attention, like I don't know there's going to be volleyball for an hour, I don't know, just thinking out loud here. If I bring something to your attention, just explain it and end it there. So she goes, yeah cool, cool.

I didn't want you to think we just left him to continue for hours or anything. And Cindy goes, did it come across that way? And she was a little, I mean, we're such a great team and we're very considerate of each other. But you were laying out, okay? And so it was just something I wanted you to be aware of. And she was, yeah, but we were aware. And it's like, he's done right now.

We'd only been up there for 10 minutes. And then it cuts to Tyler still doing laundry and hanging things. And captain's like, but when you talk to me, that communication style, that has to change. Um, yeah. Okay. Um, cool. And she goes, all right, Sandy, a captain, Sandy. Thank you. And like, that was fully entrenched. Like, with all the news, Sandy is like this, this anti-hugging, no-ling dead brands, you know, norma type. Oh, she is so pissed.

And she's like, that was a fuck you to my face. And so Alyssa goes back to Haley and she's laughing. And then he goes, you haven't been fired, I've been, she's like, no, she said, you know, you think you're secure here, but you'll be off this boat so quick your head'll be spinning. And she's like, yeah, well, I was just defending the interior. And I'm just frustrated for Fraser. And he won't stick up for himself. And if you pick on people that I care about, then I'm going to say something to you.

This is an anti bullying campaign. Yeah, girl, it's not your job to stand like you're not, you're like your second student. It's not your job to stand up for Fraser. If, if like this is Fraser's issue, if it's Fraser management, whatever second stew, it's not your job to stand up for Fraser, if like this is Fraser's issue, if it's Fraser's management or whatever. I think it's okay to pop and say, hey, I just want you to know, like, I wouldn't do this, but I'm just saying, if she wanted to go to bat for Fraser, like you don't go to bat by being combative with the cap and you say, hey, I want you to know Fraser has been working

very, very hard and, you know, I don't know, I wouldn't even say it. I just don't think it's like the place. But like, I don't think the way you stand up for him is by being sassy, sassy to Sandy. No. So now the captain calls Fraser to the bridge and she's like, I want to talk to you.

A list has been insubordinate three times and I will not tolerate while not flavored coffee or insubordinate. Do you understand me? And when I see things that need to change, I expect the person in charge of that, that would be you in this role, to go down and shoulder what I just told you that needs to be improved and not permeate the boat with the cancer of, oh, she doesn't think we're doing a good job. She thinks this, I'm tired of this. You have infected my entire program.

The fish stinks at the head and right now you're that head. Actually, ma'am, you are that head. You are literally the fucking thinking head right now of this. And I think you've got good points with Fraser, and Alyssa, and everybody else. But you're the way that you've been handling all of this, especially this episode. You are the stinking fish head. Sorry. Has to be a sad man. Captain Sandy, could you just elaborate what kind of fish I am? Oh, I don't know, like a pufferfish. Oh, some of that fish. Thanks a lot. Thanks a lot. Listen, when you have insubordination,

blame disrespect, I don't have room for that. You start with freezer, it needs to end with freezer. Just like cheers to freezer itself always goes that way. He has a lack of respect for authority and he needs to earn my respect back. So freezer, well you've done is created the worst experience that I've ever experienced on a boat with a chief stew worse than that time when I had a full on trained spotting cast member as my chiefs to person.

Where's the time Hannah banana was crawling on the ceiling? Okay, worse than the time Hannah Banana found a flower floating in the water and fished up and put in the middle of the table and said that's my table scape. This is the worst. If any words come up those stairs and that there's gas up or in subordination I will fire that person and I will fire you. And he goes yes, but also I would like to apologize. This is a learning opportunity for me. I'm struggling with new responsibilities I thought I could deal with. And to hear you've never had worse, I feel absolutely sickened. People come and talk to me a lot. She goes, then that's where you draw the line,

Frazier. And she goes, well, I'm sickened and I will change. And she goes, well, there you go. You just made your first step. Okay. there you go. We can be allies here. By the way, ally is also a diet medication. In case you need it, you'll squirt those three mosquitoes right out. I'll tell you that. Yeah, we can be allies or could go the other way around. Okay, we could be kates.

Okay, do you want to be a caterer? Do you want to be an ally? Okay. The hierarchy has to be respected. Do you want to be a cat? Do you want to be an ally, okay? The hierarchy has to be respected. Do you want to be a cat? Do you want to be a kite or an ally? Okay. Captain, that show is around before his bone,

but I'm pretty sure it was a cat and ally. No, see this is what we call insubordination, right? Well, I'll tell you this much. You're fatter than both of them put together. Okay. What I'm saying is, who's the boss? It's me. And I understand we're having some growing pains, but you know what?

We can't be perfect strangers all the time. It is a full house on this boat. So Fraser seems to get it now. He's like, okay, I get, like I feel embarrassed about my behavior and I need to figure this out and grow from this. More Ross and Katie's shit. I don't care. You'm like, you can say whatever you want. Yeah, well, Fraser, I think ultimately responds

to like a yelling at. Like he doesn't respond well to a polite rebuke or a passive aggression because then he, because I feel like he's just like, oh, well, then you talk shit. Because I feel like in many ways I'm like Fraser. But if someone yells at him and like, oh, well, then you talk shit. Because I feel like in many ways I'm like, Fraser, but if someone yells at him and scares him, then he's like, oh, oh shit.

Okay, yeah, okay, yeah, my bad, my bad, I'm pleased, please let me get out of this tense situation. Well, yeah, and she's basically laid it down that he's all the negativity spreads around and now look, you know, but also, she shouldn't have gone up to Alyissa and Haley in the first place. She should have gone to Fraser and said, hey Why are those two tanning but those two are working? She keeps undermining Fraser, you know So she's like she's right, but she's also, you know, the stinky fish head

So now Fraser is talking to a list at the bar and she's like, well, she tells me this like story, like she tells me, you know, I'm not supposed to do this, I'm not supposed to do that and I'm just like, whatever. And she said, I don't like your tone and I was like, okay, I mean to completely, to be completely honest, like, I felt the need to defend you and our team. And he's like, and I love that about you as a person, but we have to respect the hierarchy. And as much as we have our opinions,

we need to keep them quiet. And she's like, yeah, but I'm just like worried about you. Like, that's really what it is. Mm. I was glad that Fraser changed his tune. He didn't like pile on or he just was like, you gotta change it, but it might be too late. So now we have the preference sheet meeting

and we have Laura Katri or whatever and she's crowned Miss Classic Universe. So she is a pageant person who, I love the idea of Miss Classic Universe. Like there was a universe, like the universe that we see when we look up at the sky is actually version 2.0. This is someone without evolution and dinosaurs or something. She was the classic version. She's coming on with her beauty queen friends of this

made up contest. She goes, oh, and she's with somebody named Susan and the Rachel goes, uh, she's actually anti-inflammatory, so. So everything will be with Schumerick. And there's also gonna be a drag performance, so there's that. So then, um, Hayley's like, oh, she's like in the room with a list, so she's like, oh, bye, we've got a very nice clean toilet now, so we can shitting it again and make it look hideous So then we go to Fraser calling his mom and Fraser is just such a drama queen and I relate to this so well

He's like, hello mommy. It's like Hello darling. I'm okay. We'll have a sing better days and she's Okay, well I've seen better days and she's, I'm popping! What happened, poppy? Stereotypically British mother, like a Joan Plough writer, something. She's like, oh, poppy! Well I was really upset with the way the captain was talking to me and I voiced my opinion with the rest of the crew and the captain has got wind of that somehow and has named

me the cancer of the crew. Oh, poppy, I'm so sorry to hear that puppy. But she did not call you a cancer of the crew. You are so dramatic. She said that gossiping like that spreads like a cancer. Okay, so stop. And so he's like, then someone refers to cancer to me every kind of thing.

What I went through with my father. It makes me disgusted. Oh, okay. So now she's coming for your father who had cancer. Come on, that's trash. Come on, Fraser. Like, I'm on your side, but come on. The mom's like, okay, we're darling, darling.

You are British, and we do have a saying about this. Diff up the lip, so if you want to keep your British citizenship, you better get it together. So don't get upset. Poppy, in some way, let her know that you feel like what happened was a great shame! And you'll do your utmost to put things back on and even kill, won't we, Poppy? It's like, but I did wrong, I 100% did wrong, and I am responsible for that, so I'm embarrassed. And I just feel stupid for allowing someone close to my heart who would disparage my father

like that and call me cancer It's like okay, I can't get the hose, you know Poppy, it's gonna be okay, Poppy, okay? Are you a sesame seed or you a poppy seed? Answer me that, Poppy That's right, so you will act like a poppy seed, be brave son So now at 6 a.m. the next day and the decky start with a group hug initiated by Katie and Captain Sandy is pacing around the bridge. She's like, this is a stressful pace. Oh gosh, wait hold on, let me touch the captain chair.

I'm gonna go and touch the windscreen. Windscreen, windscreen. Oh god, this is stressful. Hey, I want to make it crystal clear that I miss crystal clear Pepsi and furthermore, what I'm not willing to tolerate anymore is pushback, zero pushback, zero permeating the vessel with negativity. The way a list says acted every time I've had to confront her is defensive and condescending. It's so bad they can do a montage of it. Roll it boys, roll the montage.

What I need you to do is to stop telling her to do things and start helping her do things. Well, I know that you've just like come on board. No, just give it the effort. I definitely am giving it effort. Okay, because I just talked for it. And you've never talked with me. So yeah.

I was like, yeah, that's what's worse. I was like, I was like, okay, I think Sadie's got a. So, you know what, Alyssa, she's passed a thin ice part, okay? She's already let go of the door, okay? She's, she's, she's fallen into the waters, okay? And Kate wins, let's just watching her slip away, okay? She's fallen through the ice, okay? That's what I'm trying to see. So Alyssa has, is telling Hayley that she had a horrible dream

that she was fired and She's like, should I apologize? And Haley's like, do you think you should? And she's like, yeah, because I don't want to be known as like a super disrespectful person And she's not really, it's not what you say. It's like how is delivered maybe? It's like, girl, if you know there's something to apologize for and you've already fucked up right. Yeah. So now there's like a little techie meeting and Sandy calls Ross to the bridge and so she's like hey I want to show you a map here. Look there's a map. There's some wind we're gonna be going. Hey just kidding you're gonna be a witness. I'm gonna fire someone.

Are you ready Ross? It's all happening a witness. I'm going to fire someone. Are you ready, Ross? It's all happening right now. He's like, oh, oh, okay. And by the way, I'm going to use you, the head of the other department to witnesses instead of the head of the actual department that I'm talking about, which would be Fraser. Okay. So, you know, just want to ensure that I'm undermining Fraser

blatantly right now as I do this and you witness that as well, okay? You know what I just I enjoyed how you led the interior during volleyball so much yesterday that I said you know what? Let's just keep that going This is just city of her. This is just flat-out city who does that? Well, we don't know for sure if if Alyssa's getting fired looks like it, but she said, if you need a witness,

I mean, why else would you need a witness? That this is bad to have the other the exterior head sit there to be your witness instead of calling Fraser up like Eikes. I brought a fish head, rotten fish head rotten fish head. I Agree and so Sandy's like so yesterday When you said yes, Sandy because she calls up Alyssa by the way in case it wasn't clear yesterday

When you said yes, Sandy. I'm in captain That was a fuck you in my face and listen. I've had a lot of fuck yous in my face last season I had someone who has literally never been on a boat before pretend to be my boason, okay? And that was a fuck you to me a little bit, but I was still cool with it You know, I've had a lot of fuck use to my face. I told Norma, you know, she said what do you need? And I said it's getting so stressful over here. I need Jesus and then she sent us 18 cartons ofa, you know, she said, what do you need? And I said, it's getting so stressful over here. I need Jesus. And then she sent us 18 cartons of Jesus, you know?

We talk about a fuck you to your face, but Alyssa, this one's bad. This was one time, one time Norma sent a little, one of those trucks that they sent to construction crews to my house at three in the morning. I wake up and I hear, La Cucaracha, La Cucaracha, I thought the world was ending and then Norma called and said, gotcha bitch, that was a fuck you to my face.

Well, that brings us to the end of Bullo dick everybody. It's like a live hanger. We don't know if she gets fired or not. It looks like she's gonna get fired. I mean, I kind of feel like she should be fired. Well, someone does because we saw in the coming this season that there is another hot girl that bends into already. Right. So we know that somebody gets fired and we know that, uh, Frazier, well, at least the news is the latest goss is that captain lea is officially leaving the old and that yeah bravo has not asked him back which really sucks but

i thought i was oh i thought it was because of i thought that it was i thought it was uh... injury i didn't realize it was that he was not spack i thought he had retired by was i didn't follow closely uh... that's just what the goss is saying the gossip saying. And that Fraser will be back to be the head stew and that Captain Kerry is going to take over next year on this one. If Captain Kerry is taking over, it makes me wonder if they're going to not bring back

below deck adventure. And then if they don't bring back below a deck adventure and if Captain Kerry comes back here Then where does Fay fit because I like Fraser, but if it's gonna be an issue I want Captain Kerry and Fay together and not Captain Kerry and Fraser together. Well, I'm guessing what's happening is a liked adventure I think adventure did okay ratings wise, you know, it's nowhere near the the main ones, but did okay ratings wise, you know, it's nowhere near the main ones. But my guess is that they will put Kerry on this one since it's the main one and give him a season to get people to know him, get people to get to know him, and then that will help adventure. But I don't know. I don't know. I think Kerry is wonderful though, by the way. I think he's like, I think it's a great choice to put him on to Blow Deck because I think he's been great addition.

I just think that Faye is agatus and it's a big given earth row and on Mount Olympus, too. And by agatus, I mean a great person who works for other people. Yeah, well this has been fun. Everybody, thank you so much for being with us today. We'll be back all week with other stuff. Got it? Oh, and don't forget to make your videos. Yeah, tag us in it, and we'll regret them. Thanks everyone so much, we'll talk to you later. Bye!

Watch what crap ends, would like to thank its premium sponsors. Ain't no thing like Allison King. Ashley Savoni. She don't take nobeloney. She's not just a Sheila. She's a Daniella Itch-o-s-o-s-e Dan-o-doo Aaron McNickles. She don't miss no trickle-os Havan-a-gilla Weber Jamie. She has no last name-y Sip some scotch with Jessica Trotch Kristen the Piston Anderson

Can't stop fanning over Tina Manning! She's always sublime, it's Kelly Ryan. Megan Berg, you can't have a burger without the Berg! You're never alone with Lacey Montellon. Let's give a kiss Arino to Lisa Lino! There ain't no problem that Sarah Salvia can't Salvia. Kristi Howard Enawardy! The Bay Area Beaches, Beaches.

And our super premium sponsors, the incredible edible Matthewsisters. Somebody get us 10 C's of Betsy MD. She's not harsh, she's Jill Hirsch. We're taking the gold with Brenda Silva, Erica, 500 days of summer. She's the Queen Bee, it's Sarah Lemke. Undo your fasteners, it's Aaron Casner.

We love him madly, it's Kyle Podd, Chadly. Don't get salty with Christine Pepper. Let's go on a bender with Lauren Fender. My favorite Murto, Karen McMurdo. Nobody holds a candle to Jamie Kendall. Give him hell, Miss Noelle. Can't have a meal without the Emily side. Let's get real with Caitlin O'Neil.

Make it lastner with Aaron Casner. We want to hang with Liz Lang. Shannon out of a cannon Anthony. Let's take off with Tim LePlan. She ain't no shrinking Violet Coutard. We love you guys. Hey Prime members you can listen to WaterCrapins Add Free on Amazon Music. Download the Amazon Music app today. Or, you can listen Add Free with Wondry Plus in Apple Podcasts before you go tell us about yourself by completing a short survey at Wondry.com slash survey.