Watch What Crappens - Below Deck: Extra Valueless Camille

Episode Date: January 17, 2023

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Hello No, I'm not drinking on the job. God. I wish us were the days I miss and you could just have a nice drink on the job without everyone jumping down your goddamn throat about it. I also miss Adderall being handed out like candy and cocaine, because then you could drink, and nobody could tell the difference. Not me more.

I have one glass of wine. I'm just face down for a week now. Oh, I'm sorry. Well, today we're talking below deck, where we will discuss Camille, who does drink on the job. Before we get to that though, we have teased it all week, all weekend long. We teased that we have two more locations for our cheater brand world tour in my world tour. I mean, basically North America. These are the last two shows that are being added. You believe we're 95% sure.

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And there was one woman who was on the cast of Game of Crowns who was like, she was more of like a wasp type and everyone else is like really, really trashy. And she's just sitting there and she goes, I don't get it. She's like, why am I not in yoga right now? Why am I watching this? Yeah, that show was so good. So before it's time. You really was.

Well anyway, we're ending up there, so I like it. I like that we're gonna do a finale in the game of Crown's finale. Race. It feels about right. So finale. Race feels about right. So good. It's so right. I'm so, so excited. So yeah, everyone come to Foxwoods. Okay. So we opened this episode of Below Deck where we ended the last one with Camille and Alyssa screaming at each other finally because Alyssa, no, because Camille came back on the boat

after spreading the sunset, who weren't making out with Ben instead of coming straight back to the boat. She likes sat and talked to Ben at the picnic and talks about like how into like each other they were. And then like they came back to the boat. And Haley is like, uh, could you do some laundry there, babe? Normally that just made sticking my leg up on a chair, let the coach hear it, putting this case. It actually means putting clues in the dry, all right? And Camille was like, hold on, hold on,

like, stop, hold on, one second. Like, not right now, okay, I just like a moment. And then Alessa was like, babe, she's just asking if you could do the laundry. Can you do the laundry? That's like literally all you have to do is the laundry babe. Yeah, what's the two about babe and then Camille's like, I'm gonna take this to the captain and Camille's yelling that she's a bully and the captain's like, whoa, this is insane.

It's like two people stand in there with their arms outstretched, but not moving towards each other to close those outstretched times around each other. Well, that's insane. It's like a hug formation without the hug. What's even the point? And so they're so all yelling and come here. I was like, you're a bully on this side. You're a bully.

Well, you manipulate, like you're a bully on this side, you're a bully. Well, you manipulate, like you're a manipulator. And, um, all this is like, you keep the night just staying sorry for the attitude, but then like, babe, you just give me more attitude. She was attitude, you're the one with an attitude. And so the captain comes up and she's like, guys, guys, guys, stop. We're on fire.

Just kidding, but we are on charter. Did I stop you thinking we were on fire? Whew, that was good. It's a fire charter. Hey, listen, you guys both gotta, you gotta compose yourself, okay? And if that involves a hug, so be it. Maybe you wanna try one at right now,

just like, see how it feels then. Get, come on, go do it. No, she's a bully. Okay, she's ready to take my attitude to the captain That's me and I'm here. So I guess you didn't take the attitude to me I brought me to you see that's what's called being proactive girls You gotta check yourselves before you deck yourselves Okay, girl. Yeah, that's right. So this is's like, well I'm, Alyssa's saying, I'm saying I don't have an attitude and like I'm wrong for that

because I said don't have an attitude. Hey, hey, hey. Don't discuss this right now. Okay, we got 10 douchebags upstairs. Okay, and they need to do this around. Okay, so let's get this chart through this chart. We got one more night. Just like the inimitable Phil Collins says,

one more night, just one more night. Okay, let's reset Collins says one more night just one more night. Okay, let's reset and let's get through the night. I can't wait forever. So she's telling us on a scale of one to 10, how unacceptable is this? 10 Phil Collins is okay. She said, I never said which side of the scale was the worst side to be on But I think we can all get from the way in my mind is speaking my voice is speaking through my mind is speaking to my voice specifically that Ten is the most Phil Collins he Phil Collins you can be that is like the part where the drum drops on in the air tonight That's the boob boob boob boob boob boob boob boob boob boob unacceptable drum drops on in the air tonight. That's the boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop. Unacceptable.

Yeah, you know, because I gave it a 10 and that makes it sound like it did really well at the Olympics. Whew. Well, there's no Gigi Fernandez, okay? Okay, they get a one-fill Collins, but a very, very filled Collins, you won. Okay.

So one means it is the most unacceptable, even though it's the lowest number. You see this is difficult, girls, yawning as an easy. So she passes by Frazier and she goes, so this Camille thing and he just goes, it's holy can, holy man, you know, I want to give out some more mad respects, but this is a real holy can only situation. So, so serving drinks and everybody's doing cheers is, and so the captain's like, Camille, Camille, Captain Camille, Captain Camille, Camille, Captain Camille, Captain Camille, Camille, Camille, Camille, Camille, Captain, Camille, Camille, and Captain, come on up, Camille. And Camille's like, oh God, how am I going to explain this to her?

God, I suggest holding a box of fronzea with a straw poked into the top. Camille, during this meeting. Seriously, and hailey turns to Frazier goes, all that happened is Camille walked in and I said, demand doing laundry and she said, oh, hold on, and that doesn't bother me. But it is it took my side. I said, Hey, don't talk to Hey, like that. And it's like, all I gotta say is I was just better to to wake myself up for now. I lost it. So now we're in

the mess and captain is with Camille. And Camille's just sitting there casually eating. I mean, the actual gonant on this girl, you fucking kidding me? I'm here to yell at you, not fucking watch you eat. You know? So Frazier's kind of behind watching them. And Camille was like, I'm so sorry Captain, I mean, whatever.

And she's like, that can never happen on a boat that I'm running, do you understand? Now listen, you will be fired if that ever happens again. And Frazier goes, yes, and I'd like to say, listen, and can we be like, no, she is a bully and she's tarnishing my reputation. And it's not even me. All I'm doing is standing up for myself,

tar on edge, that's all she's doing Which is not what's happening at all and Frazier goes well, I know you are So let's just leave it there and can and Sandy is like hey, hey, I want to hear both sides, okay? Okay, I want to hear both sides and I was like so I was at the beach picnic and I was loving every minute of it. And Frasier was like, yes, but I know it's bad, but we don't have to talk about it. And Sandy's like, no, I want to hear this story.

Okay, finish. This isn't your call, Frasier. Okay, I subscribed to this podcast, all right? So I'm going to listen to the whole story by Camille. And Frasier walks off off his stuff, holding a salad. But I don't know, I don't know why I love that image of just like a thin pissed off person with a salad. I just feel like it's something that we don't get to see enough on TV. Well, because he's like

I'm he's like I'm pissed off, but I'm committed to the salad because if I walk away without the salad, I'm going to eat some carbs. So the captain's like, well, everybody has a side to the story. There's there's her side. There's his side. There's their side. There's our side. There's fire side. Wow, that's a good comic. You know, you don't always really understand those, but you'll still find yourself smiling by the end of the day. There's the family circle side. Yeah. God. Was that starring Dennis the man is what a cute kid. You know, yeah, it says there's the Kathy side. She just likes chocolate. It's a pretty simple side. Usually the

same thing but good every time. Dilbert side. Wow, that office. Talk about a hostile work environment. So a Frazier passes Rachel in the hallway and he's like, this is not how you run about. Oh, manage people. And she's like, back in pussy fire. Yeah. So now Camille is continuing on with her totally biased story about her own ineptitude. And so she's like, okay, so I'm like the beach picnic, right? So I come back and then my first thing Haley wants me to do is like do some ironing and I say hey

Can you guys give me one second? I just got on the boat and it's like what's all the art of duty about and I and she said She's gonna bring me my adjudice. She's against you. May you little sweet Camille because I'm on my last leg And she goes on and on and on about my attitude and she says everyone notices and everyone has a problem with me and I'm just like a sweet girl who dated a quarterback at one point in her life. Well you've changed your attitude though I've noticed that because I gave you an opportunity to change and as far as I'm concerned, you showed me. It's like, thank you, Captain Sandy. Oh, oh, oh, oh. Well, who yelled first? Tell me the truth.

And she was, well, I said, it's not cool for you to threaten me with Captain Sandy. Well, yeah, she can't threaten you like that. Although, if you're gonna be threatened, I mean, Captain Sandy, buzzing or occurs, am I right? Like, was she threatening you with a good time? Oh, don't threaten me with a warm hug. I mean, can I kind of do that?

Don't threaten me with potential inspiration and lifelong memories. So then we see Alyssa talking to Haley, and Alyssa's like, I mean, she called me a bully, Queen of Projecting March. I mean, she's had this attitude from day one. Cut to Camille going, yeah, she's had this attitude from day one cut to Camille going Yeah, she's like prayed on me in front day one

And let's go I've given her like three chances and she's used them all up and Camille she hasn't given me a chance And so Alyssa's like I don't deal with nobody's bullshit, but it's all bullshit It's this is definitely like that scene and soap dish once like it's it's them or me David So Camille's whining and she's like, oh my god, you have a lack of respect for me as a human being. And now the captain is sitting in front of a giant bag of cornflakes. It's I don't know why that makes me laugh. But like having a really serious conversation where it's just like the entire background is corn flakes. She's like, well, whatever happens on a personal level, not important. What is required, some kind of milk doesn't have to be from a cow.

Listen, oatmeal is thick. Is it a little gray? Sure, but goes down the same. Okay. Camille, you're very special. Sorry, Camille, can you get me some special? Okay, I really like it, you know, these cornflakes are nice, but it's just not the same thing. I need that airy pop, you know what I'm saying?

Anyway, good chat, good chat. Do you feel inspired? She's like, I'm so inspired. I won't do that again, Captain. Promise, and the captain's like, oh, God, my work here is done. Someone has been inspired! I just wrote you sucker, you fucking sucker.

Third we're off the side of the boat. Seriously, so then upstairs the guest, for a moment we forget that we have some douche bags on board. So now we hear this one guy saying, I don't see a price tag. If it's Gucci, it's a Gucci. And if it's Prada, it's a Prada. And if I'm walking to a Lamborghini, I'm walking to buy it. And I'm not walking into Check thehini, I'm walking to buy it.

And I'm not walking in to check the price. Lambo black with orange everything, okay? Maybe even, I don't know, orange rims. I don't know, I'll be crazy. I wonder the other guys goes, boom, boom, boom, boom. I like that he, like, is that like a flex? To say you're just gonna walk in and just buy a Lamborghini

I think it's okay to like walk in and see what the price isn't going. Oh, that's too much. Sorry. I'm gonna buy a different Very expensive car. Yeah, it's just so rich. He's like I don't even understand poor people What they going to need some shop and say how much need some? Oh loser disgusting So then the captain is like, Alyssa, Alyssa, could you stop in the bridge, please? And just like, sure, okay, now listen, I'm from the school of thought that there's three sides to the story. There's your side, there's your side, there's his side, there's their side,

there's our side, there's the far side. There's their side, there's our side, there's the far side. Johnny's funny, I got you. I did a good one. Yeah, like it's, it's, you know what? There's the far side of the comic, but there's the far side hip-hop group. I'll tell you one thing, funniest hip-hop group I've ever seen, gotta say.

I didn't know they made comics. There's the B side, which is the other side of a record when you're after you're done playing the main song, you hear the B side, which is the other side of a record when you're after you're done playing the main song. You hear the B side, which is often a lot a lot of times it's better than the A song. Oh, there's a B side, the blocker. Oh, yeah, big brother. He's fine. Yeah, there's a there's the flip side of a situation, not to be confused with the flip it, who also is a blocker. Pretty good one. There's a side pony.

That's like a pony gel, but it's on the side. It's like, I have to get back to work soon. Okay, well, listen, I heard Camille's side, and then I'm going to tweet it, Stephen King, and I'm going to ask for his side. And then one of you is probably going to have Kathy Bates come into our room and hobby your leg, because you're not producing the storyline she wants. Do you understand what I'm trying to say here about sites?

Well, I guess what I'm trying to say is, hey, did you ever see the late 90s television procedural homicide life on the streets? It's great. Yeah, well, Hayley was just letting Camille know that there was like a garment to be steamed and then Camille was like, no, I'm not gonna listen, like I'm over it. And then that's when I got into it with her. Okay, wow, this is still going, huh? And then we see Camille steaming the garment now. She goes, wow, I'm steaming the garment. Look at that, it's so easy.

This is like literally how easy steaming the garment is. Oh. Yeah, I feel like she's saying it to be like, like why don't you just do it yourself? Like why'd you make me do it? You could have just done this. But like, that's the whole point, Camille. It is so easy.

So why did you give attitude? Don't you understand Camille? Camille, how can we help you? How can we help? You can't help people like Camille. So then Alyssa's like, yeah, and then she's like, you're a bully and like, da, da, da, da, da, and then I'm like screaming, she's like screaming in my face. And then it's just getting like to that point where I'm letting her walk all over me

at this point. Well, if someone's triggering you, you have to walk away because we're in charter or you have someone that you like go through their stuff until they find heroin pills that they've been sticking up their toenails Yeah, that's uh That's that's the that's the dark side of yawning. Hey another side another side. Wow who'd have thought? Okay, anyway, I'm gonna go on turn on HBO Max and watch my new favorite comedy south side, which is also This is said What I want it while I eat breakfast potatoes, which is the side dish. Oh, yeah, I'm gonna listen to some movie Because you know what song of his I really like

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You can listen ad-free on the Amazon music or Wondery app. So, she's telling us, yeah, you know what's charter? And I'm not thinking about Camille, and I'm not thinking about Alissa, because it's Fraser who should be thinking about them. If this situation had been managed properly, this never would have happened. Who's in control of this never would have happened. Who's

in control of this boat? Niles. Hold on one second. I got a call for you. Okay. Hey, I'm a little concerned about the people on my boat. What do you think I should do? No, I don't have eggs. No. I don't have a tossality. I don't have a tossality, though. No. Okay. Good talking. You didn't have an answer for me. Ringling.

Hello. This is Norm up. Would you stop trying to cosplay, Frazier, with me? It's the creepiest fucking thing I've ever heard. Well, maybe I'll cosplay Lillith, because you certainly seem to have a stick up your ass. And then, no, please don't. Listen, I'm trying to go to bed.

There's been a lot going on, then you're expecting me calling me in the middle of the night expecting me just to pop out some phrasier lines. I mean, who does that? Someone who's attuned to pop culture and understands sensitivity, someone understands there are many different sides to a situation, and apparently the only side you'll understand is the one that's on your side, because that's where you're sleeping. Well, listen here, you're about to get some Thai salads and broken legs. Okay, because don't think I won't come over there with a baseball bat, you dumb bitch.

Well, you know what, you've come over here with a baseball bat, guess what I've got to say to you, try to swing at these arms that you're giving you a big ol' hug, Nourma. Guess what, you need some love in your life. And if it's not coming for me, it's better come from someone else. There's no cranny baseball. Was that from Frazier? It was, no, that's, no, that's from a league of their sides. Oh gosh, God, I love sides. Anyway, I'm still mad at you, so you should probably hang up before I do something hostile.

Okay, love ya. Love ya bitch. Bye, hooray. So then the guests want some snacks because they're terrible. Of course they are, right? They're just fucking terrible. So they're screaming for snacks in this and that and Rachel is singing. When you're a dumbass and you know a clamor hands. And then the guests are line dancing now

and doing all sorts of dancing. And the captain passes Frasier in the stairwell and he still got that fucking salad. He's still being all personicity over the salad. So she passes him and then she kind of turns. She's like, Keke, you know, in the future, don't ever do that to me again in front of a crew member.

He was like, was it the iceberg? Awesome. What have I done? You know what? I didn't realize yet, it's in my spirit right there. Okay, hold on. You know, there's a reason why we always have to have someone in the wheelhouse looking after your lettuce. Okay, because after Titanic, they said, this is the law. Someone has to keep an eye on the lettuce. So, if I want to have a conversation with someone, I'm gonna have a conversation with someone

Free jar and he's like, oh, all right. Well, copy. She's yeah, cuz what happened in front of my eyes can never happen again Okay, great. Do we got that? Do we got that great? Thanks, and he wants no more miss no more mr. Nese was guy That was that was a reference to your salad just keeping it light So he wants often is like you fucking kidding me. I'm gonna take a breath in now myself. How dare she? So he walks off and the guests are getting ready for their big party that they're gonna have and then the Captain goes down to the galley if she's talking to Rachel she goes whoa Rachel That is one massive carrot you got there.

Yeah, well, why do you think I keep it around? And then that's it's like that's hilarious. That is hilarious. She keeps next to carrot around because she loves carrots. I love good jokes. That's not really what I meant by that. Captain Sandy, no, I don't understand the joke then, I'm sorry. I'm just glad you can see so well. No, it's me, I'm pussy, stupid. Okay. I thought it was for rapids, not cats.

So then, Camille is in bed, bitching. Oh no, she's in the mess hall with Ben bitching. So he's like what happened before and she's like, I mean I supposedly gave Alisa quote unquote attitude and she's like threatened to take my quote unquote, attitude to the captain because I'm like on my last leg. I mean that's like a threat. Like I'm gonna threaten your job as if she has the power to do so. And he's like, mm-hmm. Yeah, she was saying like, everyone has noticed my attitude. Everyone really, yeah. It's like, you literally have attitude while you talk about this. So then Ben, stupid Ben, who's like,

the head to come to my house to a safe place, shoulder to lean on. That's what I want. I want a huge idiot crying on my shoulder. Yarding has always been a lonely place. And if you're on the receiving end of a lot of bullshit and you're also an idiot, then there's not many friends you have on board and it's gonna get on the piss soon if she doesn't change what she's doing. Don't know what I mean by that, but there we go. So the captain is like, now listen here, Frazier. I respect you. I respect what you're trying

to do, but I will tell you this I respect what you're trying to do, but I will tell you this, when two people scream on a boat, this is where I start firing people. And he's like, oh, yeah, all right, then, okay, I didn't see that coming, but all right. Yeah, Frazier. A lot of people in Frazier's position,

they wanna be friends, and they wanna lead, and that's impossible, because how many of your friends do lead? Think about that one. Yeah, and that's impossible. Because how many of your friends do you lead? Think about that one. Yeah, put that one on first size. Listen, Frazier, you should know, when there's tension, heads are gonna roll, okay? You think Shelley Long just decided to leave your show?

No, no, that was an executive decision, okay? So pay attention. Now, you know the personalities, so I'm gonna leave this with you, but they need to know that I'm aware and the seriousness of this. At one point you'll figure it out and say, wow, if I try, you say I've tried this, I've tried that, I've tried to eat a carrot, I've tried doing whatever it is that Rachel does with carrots.

You know what I'm too disturbed to keep talking about this. Just come to me after you've tried something for fuck's sake. Hey, and one last thing, you know how the dinosaurs died, right? Smoking, stuff our side. Characters. Check it out. Smoking carrots. Yeah.

Carrot smoke. It's toxic to dinosaurs. Just read the fireside, you'll learn it all. Well, I need Frazier to figure this out because if he can't manage it, then maybe he's in a position he shouldn't be in. Don't, don't, don't. I mean, whose idea was it to hire a talk radio psychologist to run a yacht anyway? I mean, there's a lot of problems here. God, when is he going to go about? I mean, that man has been threatening to go about for 40 years at least. I've never seen someone have such short hair and long hair at the same time. So, so the captain is tell, no, so that's the guest right Rachel's like yeah,

I'm good, but there's a pretty shot. Oh, with everything that went on with last night's dinner service, I need to smash this the fuck out of the park. They want Asian food with Indian Kenapese. So let's go. So, so they're just, so not the food is starting to

get fucked in the face. Miss some panty period. I missed that part. She's just so ridiculous. Somebody just a panty fucking period. I'm gonna give it to him right in the face. Whole face is gonna come. Yeah, panty fucking peering. I'm gonna give it to him right in the face. Whole face is gonna come. Yeah, panty peering. Oh, yeah.

Come down, Jesus. So the food comes to the table and the guests actually like it. They're very happy with the canopies. They're very happy with the main dishes, et cetera. They're like, they're just, it's like a total about face from from earlier. So Sandy's like, wow, what a day.

Panny purries going around my new far side calendar arrived just in time for me to get fresh inspiration. What a day. So Camille and Alyssa pass each other in the hall and are just passive aggressive to each other and Camille's like, yeah If we ever got into a fist fight bitch would be zonked Oh really, I'm not sure about that So then let's see they do some buckwheat Soba noodle she's just killing it and even the panacotta she killed which yeah, I feel like Panacotta's always a trick on this show because it can just go so wrong.

You know, every time I hear a Panacotta, I'm like, no, don't do it. Yeah, any reality, cooking show, like Top Chef, how many Panacotta's never set on Top Chef? Admittedly on Top Chef, they always do that thing where it's like, Chef, you have 20 minutes on this quick fire to make a cheeseburger.

Well, I decided to make a Panacada. It's like well, you're It's not a panicada channel and you only have 20 minutes. It'll never work. And then it's just like a mess Yeah So now the guest stay at parting online. All this has to stay up with them and they're like obsessed with a higah It's that way, etc So then Camille goes to bed with Ben and they just fuck like rabbits above Tony. I So then Camille goes to bed with Ben and they just fuck like rabbits above Tony. I I'd be so pissed off. I would not this would not fly with me

But also like where's Tony's anger in this situation because like Ross says you have to wake up five minutes later or You know, you have to wake up five minutes later when we need you five minutes earlier on deck, or something like, Ross fucks with his schedule, just a little bit. He's like, I need all my sleep. I can't, because if I don't sleep, I'm cranky all day long. And now Ben and Camille are banging all night long and he's like totally fine with it. Yeah. So then, let's see.

So talk a lot just how long I'm scrolling through notes. Yeah, the guests are just like partying until basically like 4.50 in the morning. Tony wakes up at 4.30 in the morning at one point. And he goes out there, by the way, like shirtless. And they see him and they're like, Tony, and this was my exact thing I said last week, which is like, is what happens the day that he tries to go out there

and the guests are still out there. And I'm just like mad because I feel like that's really unprofessional he tries to go out there and the guests are still out there. And I'm just like mad because I feel like that's really unprofessional for him to go out there and like shirtless with his workout gear ready to work out and the guests are still out there. And I'm like, I kind of felt like that moment. I wanted like that moment of like Tony's being so unprofessional. He's putting his workouts above everything else,

including the guests. And we never really got that moment. And that was really upset. Oh, so the guests finally go to sleep and offer to clean up Phryllisso, which is hilarious. And then the final day of Charter, they're writing around during breakfast and freshers ordering smashed off the cotto.

And they're doing egg orders and blah, blah, blah, blah. And the captain is watching Katie do a great job on ropes. And she's like, wow, I've got a great exterior team. Interior could use a little work. Okay, that's just the truth. And then it cuts to comeo with an iron going, life is not real. This is all just a simulation. If it's a simulation, then why don't you see what happens?

We put that iron on your face. So then Sandy, meanwhile, she's like moving the boat out of the wherever they're docked and she's like, nice riding boat. You can feel the weight. This is real nice. Love it. Love how this feels. Yeah.

So, Camille's like, tonight, I am gonna rage. I do. I'm literally getting smashed on board Which means she's not only gonna be an idiot, but she'll be a drunk idiot So yeah, so the gust are leaving and the main guys like well, I was not happy with the beach But everything else was perfect. Everything else was no pebbles. And so they hand over a tip and Haley weighs and she's like, goodbye you absolute wankers. Never fucking come back again kisses. Yeah, and it also goes, I hope they fall off the dock. So it's like, all right, come on everyone, let's turn this boat around. So they're cleaning and now it's like, all right, come on, everyone. Let's turn this boat around. So they were cleaning and now it's time for the tip meeting

and Sandy is like, hey, congratulations on completing this Charter. It wasn't easy. There was a lot going on. There were two cows that were talking, having a conversation about pulling a prank on a sheep. Oh, I'm sorry, I just saw my calendar again. That didn't happen at all. What was I saying? Mm-hmm. It wasn't easy, but you worked on a sheep. Oh, I'm sorry. I just saw my calendar again. That didn't happen at all. What was I saying?

Hmm, it wasn't easy, but you worked long hours. You never stopped smiling. And you know what? Also, the client complains, you know, listen, you only have to worry about me complaining. The client complains where I complain. Who's more important? Me, that's for sure. And this is not a reflection of your work. I want everyone to know that. This is the reflection of a sad crew that's not being led very well. Here's 20 grams. Listen, as Bob Marley wants saying, you can please some people sometimes, but you can't please all the people and all the douchebags. Okay, $20,000 tip, even though they were just bragging

about how they just walk into car dealerships and just buy Lamborghinis, because they really don't care about money, means nothing to them, so they decided not to give you guys tips. As McDonald said one time, hold the pickles, hold the lettuce, special orders don't upset us. How we care is that you let us have it your way,

don't get a tip you all suck. Okay, great. Go clean something. Yeah. So, Alyssa's like hearing that amount is not acceptable. Like we should have had the security deposit for these fuggers. They're burning shit up. And then we see, um, I don't realize that they actually damaged one of the tables. They'd actually, I think they're the hookah had scorched one of the tables. They'd actually, I think the hookah had scorched one of the tables up on deck and sand he was inspecting and goes, wow, that is not okay. This is like the norma of tables. It is not okay. So they are getting ready to go out and party. And Haley's like, well you want to do that, she's not doing it, I ain't gonna do it, I ain't gonna let him all hang out, so I'm wish, yeah. I think it's not just gonna be

dates, days, and in-house crack. It's a long vision for myself, and all this is like, I just need to like stay away from Camille, cause she like called me a bully. She's, she's like, Ridicca, she reminds me of my dad or something, and he goes, I'm like, oh, that's horrible to say.

Yeah, like when I've given her so many times, it's like taking a piece of me and giving it to them, you know. And she says that she's not going to allow anyone to bully her. So now Camille is looking for a sharpener for her makeup. And she's like, do you have a sharpener? Do you have a sharpener? Do you have a sharpener? So she goes up to their room. And she's like, give a sharpen a sharpener? Do you have a sharpener? Do you have a sharpener? So she goes up to their room and she's like,

you have a sharpener and no one has one. And so then Alyssa leans into Camille's face and goes, I hate you. Ha ha attitude back as you started it And to be honest like I can't even forgive you because like at this point I just have to protect myself She goes um Why what am I supposed to be forgiven for just I'm your attitude Camille? Yeah, but I can take responsibility for my attitude But like I think you have to realize it.

How you've been with me as well. She's like, I feel like I've been understanding and forgiving babe. Everyone agrees, right everyone? Right. Yeah, did you hear that? Hey everyone, do you hate a list? I mean, do you hate Camille everyone?

Yeah, see that was everyone who said it, so. Why are you doing sock puppets? That's so weird. Okay, you know what, I don't need forgiveness. I need an apology. So Hailey does this thing which she's like, I'll just feel like I'm in the middle of this. I don't want me in the middle of it anymore.

I don't want to be in the middle. I kind of feel like, I kind of want Hailey to, Hailey's vibe is so cool. I kind of want her to be like you know what, Camille, shut the fuck up. You're being terrible. And I'm saying, this is not just on Alyssa. It's on like, I feel this way too. I sort of, I love Haley. I actually really love Haley. But I want her to, I kind of want her to take up for Alyssa more. Um, so Alyssa's like, well, like, you don't like someone correcting you. But that's fine.

It's just not fine for this industry. She's like, oh, really? Well, you don't think saying that you're gonna run my attitude back to the captain. It's offensive. We're supposed to be a team. Yeah, but you give what you get and you have attitude. So that's what attitude, the attitude returns to you.

So then Ben comes in and he's like, God, scores, could you stop? This is really annoying all the way around. And can we be like, Ben, this has nothing to do with you. I hate when guys do that when girls are sort of like working things out. And guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, can we like not like do this right now? This is just like, it's just sort of bothering everyone. I hate that. So Frazier, then Frazier checks in, because now Camille walks away, and then Frazier

checks in, the list is just crying. She's like, she knows I literally don't fuck with her and all I want to do is get ready. It's like, get out of my space, you dumb bitch. Frazier's like, I will take care of this right now. Oh, Camille, you look great. You can wear my eyeliner pencil. It's in my, it's in me. My belongings. Seriously. So then me and other guys are still doing the guy thing where Roscoz, what's all that noise going on down the corridor and Ben goes, Oh, hey, D'Alyssa, it's just the way she fucking goes about doing everything. The way she has the reasonable frustrations with the girl that I'm sleeping with.

So then Camille is talking to Katie and she's like, yeah, we're like trying to figure it out. But you know what I learned? Like there's no figuring out shit with her. And Camille's like, oh my God, there's more champagne. We should have some more champagne right now. And then she just went straight to tequila. So it's looking like trouble. Want to be trouble ahead. So now they all head out to the vans, they go to a restaurant and they're all sitting at this table. And of course, Katie is snuggled right up with Ross. His arm is around her shoulder.

And you're like, what is this dumb idiot doing? Snuggling up to this guy who like clearly has no real interest in her despite anything he might say about there being any sort of connection. Like he's just he's just looking for some steady. Well, I was gonna say some steady pussy, but like he's not even getting that from I don't know what he wants out of this situation, but she the only thing she's gonna get out of it is heartache. This is my least favorite storyline. It's on every single show now on Below Deck.

Oh my God, I hope you can show me these things about like, I don't think you will, but like my ex was hugely unfaithful, so I'm gonna watch him, I'm gonna be watching him. Girl, you tell him, you tell him, K-E-D. Wow, I can't believe that his lifetime of his behavior hasn't changed after six days on this boat. Like, what do you, girl, go change your standards of who you're interested in. lifetime of his behavior hasn't changed after six days on this boat.

Like what did girl go change your standards of who you're who you're interested in? Okay, if you're if your ex boyfriend was unfaithful and you actually were in a relationship with him and you were not able to change him, why would you think you're going to be able to change this guy? Why? commercials here comes one right now. So then Ross and Alyssa are smoking and Alyssa's like, I'm not even a smoker, but I'm not going to smoke right now. It's like, I need someone else to be there and then I'll be a smoker. And so Katie sees this because she's flirting with Ross, right?

She's trying to be flirty and Katie's like, oh God, look at the bar. Just look. And Ben's like, is it Alyssa? And then we see, like, it's Alyssa. And she's just, she's being very, very flirty. And she's asking, like, are you so, like, you like rock solid with that Miami girl? And he's like, uh, I mean, I guess, yeah.

She's, I mean, even that answer, you don't have to explain anymore. Like, I kind of get what you're feeling. You know what I mean, I guess, yeah, I mean, even that answer, you don't have to explain anymore. Like, I kind of get what you're feeling. You know what I mean, right? And he tells us, Alyssa's naughty, but I have a real emotion with Katie. Who knows, I might not, I, whatever, I might be too attached to handle Alyssa at work. What is the thing? Yeah, when he says that, he says that Alyssa is like a wild card.

She's like, she's wild. And Alyssa would just be fun. And who knows, I might not even be able to handle Alyssa in bed. No, I would, I would. And she's like, I'm a work horse. It work, but like, I'm a play pony when I'm playing. Does that work with anybody?

I don't think so. Doesn't even work on Ross. The mastermates 14 times a day. 14 times a day. He he grinds up on lamppost and even he walked away from that one. So then Camille orders a sex on the beach at the table. And all this is like like that's so basic haha I'm feeling like a bitch tonight

And so Camille's like yeah whatever I know she's just trying to get me so I'm just gonna be fake and I can be really gonna be fake so she holds all this is hand and then all this is just falsely on the table Yeah and then Ellison just falls asleep on the table. Yeah. She's like, I guess they're drunk of them we thought. Yeah, so then Haley and Frazier walk away to talk and Haley's like really fed up about their fighting and she's like, she based, I don't know,

like what else can do other than get rid of one of them and Frazier's like, but like, I can't lose the list at the stage, she's an amazing worker and Camille has been the problem and then Haley goes, yes, but Camille is also a very good worker. Did I mention that it's opposite day today? It's just wonderful worker. And Camille comes up and hears that. She's like, oh my god, you guys calling me a good worker?

Wow. You guys, let's go. You can talk about my good work at the next place. And Frazier's like, yes, god, you guys calling me a good worker? Wow, you guys, let's go. You can talk about my good work at the next place. And Fridge is like, yes, I'm saying nice things. And she's like, cab, you know what? Say what you want, because I got me regardless. Because you guys are getting so worked up, but I'm always there for me.

And Haley is like, but she was screaming in my cab and earlier, I'm Fridge, I was like, this is following on me and I'm trying to fix it. Well, I'm not sat here saying I don't not come here. It's like, this is so pathetic. I don't know why Frazier, like, why is this a hard decision? Camille is a disaster. I don't know why, like, oh, but she's a good worker. When she's literally not a good worker at all.

If Frazier is not doing great here and he's 100% being a whist, and I get that it's his first time being chiefs to and everything, and I kind of love like his disaster way about going about it where he's just like, he is what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna show everyone by hoping for the best. Just call me, send it away.

I'm like, I kind of like that, but this is really bad. I mean, the Camille is still here and treating people like this is I'm embarrassed for you Yeah, exactly so now they all go to To into the vans and they and Ben is like super rude to Alyssa He just tells her to get in and shut up and he's like you brought the whole mood down for everyone I was like wait what Alyssa didn't do anything. Yeah. So Alyssa's like, I mean, please,

your girl brings the mood down for everyone and you want to live in this false reality because your girl is a nasty ass bitch. And Tony's like, get me out of this circus. So he goes back to the boat. He's like, no thanks. Yeah. But the rest of them, they just go to a club. So then, now, this is like crying in the back seat because of everything. And, you know, and she's crying because she told Frazier that Camille was talking to you about her and that Frazier wasn't really believing her, etc. But she's also kind of

like drunk and emotion happening right here. So they go this club, analysts is like avoiding Ben because she's mad at him because he was a dick to her. And Ross is trying to rally everyone and saying, listen, we're a team. We need to work together, et cetera. So that's what's going on over at the club. Well, Alyssa gets really mad at Fraser. And she's like, you literally just told me to shut up and you guys are like you're acting paranoid. But like, I'm not acting paranoid.

And Fraser is like, I didn't say to shut up. And she goes, I literally told you that she was talking to shit. And like, I fucking told you and you were like, she's not. She's so drunk. And then when Camille gets out of the car, she goes, yeah, he's obsessed with Camille on her disease pussy, so. Yeah, so she's on one tonight.

So then, you know what, I know what everybody really watches this show for to watch Cam try to twerk. So let's do that, guys. Camille's working in the club and everyone dancing. And Tony's back in the boat, by the way, and now he's just like looking for forks and nights because he brought back like three Tupperwares of food from the restaurant.

So he's just gonna get, you just gonna eat lots of food. And then, but now Haley is mad because Haley didn't like the attitude that Camille gave her at the restaurant. So she's like, you know, it's not gonna get better. No, all I've ever done is be supportive of her. So after it's not fuck off. So you know, it's a bad situation

if Haley has finally taken a side in this fight. Like she just minutes ago was saying how she doesn't want to be in the middle, but now she's saying fuck off to Camille. So you know Camille is now on her last legs. Yeah, and all this is like, I'm not gonna lie. Like if we go one down we're fine. And so Fra all this is like, I'm not gonna lie, like if we go one down, we're fine. And so Frazier says, well, Cap has told me to shut down the situation, but it's up to

me to make a decision. And it kills me. And I hate it. I think I'm gonna trim my pointing finger because honestly, the nail is a little bit too late. Oh, everyone, see you at work tomorrow. Cheers. Thanks, G lot. It's difficult. I've been pushed to have to make an incredibly difficult situation. One, I did not want to have to make, but it appears I will have to do it. Tomorrow, I choose a Cobb salad. So then, let's see, they get home and go to bed, I guess.

Oh no, Ross is sitting on Rachel and Alyssa then gets on top of him. So it's like a sandwich. It's like a Ross is the meat in this sandwich. And then he ends up getting up and going to hug Katie from behind and Cam leaves to boom Ben. And so Ben and Camille go fuck, Botoni tries to sleep. I can't.

We can't, I cannot. I can't. I can't. I'm triggered. So then the captain is talking about what a great sleep she has and Frazier is like, well, last night the answer was I can't take the negativity and he's like, you want to give one more chance, don't you? You're the chance, Schema. Just give a chance, Frazier. You know you want to. And he goes, yes, because I've been there, and I've been Frasier, the man of chances. People have been giving me chances for years. No one believed in me, but I turned it around,

and now look at me. I used to be an absolute mess when I was younger. My hair was potted on the left, and sometimes I only unbuttoned my top button. But now I have gotten it all together. So he's going to give her a chance. So then there's just a cleaning because they're all, they have a day off before the next charter.

So everyone's cleaning and now we have a preference sheet meeting. And hey, the new chargers are Alex and the weeza. Luisa is pregnant and Alex doesn't drink and they want a multi course all around the world meal. Okay. So you know, we're gonna have some water toys, food from around the world. It's gonna be a great time. Yeah, oh gosh, you haven't party till you've party with a 27 week old pregnant lady. Let's get it going so then clean clean clean and work work work and Katie and Ben Rachel sees Katie and Ben what are they doing?

Okay, you can't know basically. I don't know. Basically, I don't know. Basically, everybody's working. And Camille is already starting to party too hard, right? So she's on the bed and she pops up in champagne and the guys come in, the deckies come in. And he's like, what are you doing? You want to drink guys? You want to drink with us? And then Camille passes Frazier and she's so cold. I think the bottle is this point or a giant glass. And he goes, what are you doing? She says drinking wine. He goes, no, she's, no, it's not wine. He goes, no, you're not drinking. She goes, well, I'm literally like done with my stuff because don't with watch. She goes with all my tasks.

Because he don't drink on the job. Camille. Come on, babe, it's not holiday. And she goes, yeah, but I'm also just a human. Okay, I'm sorry. I'll put this away. I can't believe she said, when he says, don't drink on the job, she goes, but I'm human. And she goes, okay, you know what? I'm gonna go get the tea towels.

I left on the counter because I did leave them on the counter so it's the irresponsible. And I'm gonna take care of that. And freshers like seeing Camille with the pint size glasses champagne. It shows she has no candy world. And Rachel basically tells Frasier because Rachel's been watching this. She's like, yeah, she's been like drinking all day long. Okay, like at least get your shit done if you're gonna be fucking cracked. And Camille's like, I mean, what the fuck? I'm like a human being, okay? So then she goes and joins Katie, Ben and Ross

on the deck to keep drinking more and they go down like to the dock to drink, right? They're on the dock. She actually leaves the boat. So she's like, oh my god, he is fine. I think we like came out like to an understanding or so, I don't really care to be honest with you. Yeah, so Frazier is like livid.

And now Alyssa's like, we see Alyssa's making beds, Haley's cleaning stuff, and Frazier is just, like everyone's working but Camille. So Frazier is like Camille, Camille Frazier, location please, and she goes, Aff deck, so then he goes to the Aff deck and she's like walking up the pass or rail to get onto the boat

He goes that's not the afdak. That's outside Camille and she goes no, but I'm coming on to the afdak And she goes he's like, well, I just got out of cabins and they're not done She goes, um, well, I did all my jobs and I helped the girls Yeah, like I did all my jobs and I helped the new all of theirs because what the bed shouldn't look like this He whips out the phone, he's taking pictures. I know, he has evidence, which is bad. She's like, oh, that must have fallen. He goes, well, that one's not done.

Just, oh yeah, I forgot that, that was like a thing. He's, there's literally no bed in the master. What did you do with the bed? Oh yeah, I forgot, I put it, I think it's in the bathroom. I don't forget where I'm from. Oh yeah, shit, I forgot about that. I mean, while Katie, the deckies are watching this. And Katie goes, good thing my boss has a crush on me.

I'm like, oh gosh. I don't think he has a crush on you. I think it's just proximity. Okay. So, so then Frazier, it's like notes that Camille has an excuse for every single thing that he points out. And then he goes, and why are you drinking? And she goes, um, Vuvé Clouquet, which by the way,

I, first of all, the way she says it is one thing. But also I noticed that they were drinking the verb. And I was like, is that allowed? The verb is expensive. Or is that for the crew to just a drink the verb? So he goes, that's Guest Champagne Camille you stupid, stupid idiot. They're drinking the love

So good so he's like it God I can't get a wink of sleep because I'm terrified of making the wrong decision And now she's not even doing good job and then we just see her come for you know Contorting all over the bed like screaming for bed to come in see her contorting all over the bed, like screaming for Ben to come in. So now it's the morning again and Tony's like, working out. And Camille's like, I guess I haven't gotten to that part yet. I'm Frazier because it's okay. And so he goes, Haley and Lissa, today we need a work schedule because it's time to radio the captain. And Haley's like, oh my god, it's actually happening radio the captain and he's like oh my god it's

actually happening or is he giving or another chance? How do I wish I was required? Lou but not. Right? Who's getting fucked? Give me a give a girl a little warning. Can I watch? So Fraser is like captain, the reason why I'm having this conversation is because as much

as I adore Camille as a person, which is not at all actually, I truly, truly do adore her again, not very much. Last night was the final straw for me. And Sandy is like, you know, to me, I'm so tired about hearing about Camille. I mean, she's the common denominator and all this. Camille, Camille, Camille, Camille, Clamazel, you know, it's been decades up in here and about that. Yeah, I'm sick of her. So you know, I'm good for you making a decision. Good for you. Wow, I'm so proud of you. You know, there's that's another

growing experience. It was the right decision. He's like, I promise you, now everything will run beautifully. And then we hear don't don't like the poor don't have the death now so then came you know come to the bridge came you'll come to the bridge so came you'll comes up slowly eating still she's so fucking disrespectful this while I can't with her so so they're all like we're like, oh my god, what's happening? She's gonna lose her job.

She's gonna lose her job. Oh my god, she's finally gonna lose her job. So, in my mind, I'm thinking, she's not gonna lose her job. I'm thinking, okay, it's the fake artwork. Sandi's gonna say, listen, I wanna fary you, but I see something in you, and I want to see that thing grow because I know you have it in you,

but she sits down and then he goes, listen, this isn't easy for me. Okay. And of course, what I'm talking about is creating a scale of unacceptable because one feels like it really should be the worst, most unacceptable. But 10 is like the most of something. How do you make a scale? Camille, can you help me out?

Look, this is hard. It's just me being supposed to be hard? And so then, as soon as she says, this is hard for me to do, Camille goes, oh my God, no, really, really? She says, yeah. I'm letting it go this morning. And it goes to be continued.

And Camille just has a shocked face. What maybe is? Oh, is there always a shocked? Absolutely moron. has a shocked face. What maybe is always there always are shocked. Absolutely. More on. But God, you're a fun more on to watch. I will give you that one. Super, super fun times. Everybody, thank you so much for being with us today. Yeah, fun times. Don't forget to go out to watchocrapins.com and get your pre-sale tickets for Foxwoods and Boston or just your regular sale tickets for all the other locations. Anyway, we'll be back with a million more recaps this week, so we'll catch you on the next one.

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