Watch What Crappens - Below Deck: Ketchup Me if You Can

Episode Date: February 10, 2021

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Hi, what's going on? How in the world are you, Ben Diego, San Diego? Ben Diego, San Diego. Ben Diego, San Diego. I am fantastic. I'm coming to life. My flower is blossoming because I'm drinking some coffee. And I'm excited to talk about a pretty interesting episode of Below Deck.

Well, we got to the bottom of a huge mystery on Below Deck, which, which thank God the Democrats invented Coronavirus so oh yeah, thank God that was just for the election and we can we can all go back to our normal lives now Thanks, Jakes. Yeah. Thank you. Thank you so much. We've learned so much this episode Thank you so much. We've learned so much this episode. Oh, yeah. Last month Elizabeth was on Watch Your Happens Live. Did you catch any of that?

No, I heard it was awkward though. It was awkward. It was really funny. It was ass-cling in the Elizabeth. And as she's like, so, the ass-ling, we got a lot of questions from people saying, don't you think you're a hypocrite for talking about, talking about Elizabeth

to her boss, but then big nice to her face. I'm like, well, all he's made me in my law of indie, but in fact, pay a thing. And all of a sudden, I think that you cut out for the Ace of Elizabeth and all of a sudden, it's like, how could you, that is fake, where I'm from from New Jersey, that's fake. And they were just squabbling but anti I

Don't know I think it's one of those things. It's an age thing, you know like real housewives from like 45 to 70 or whatever So it's somehow more fun when young people do it. You're just like girl. I will get out the fly swatter, you know He had that look on his face like, oh, God, these people are fighting. It's like, do you know what your job is? Like, have you seen your show? So it was pretty awkward. I turned it off though, because essentially it was like, you know, arguing over cleaning toilets and stuff,

which you have my own household to hear that in. I'm gonna save it for the reunion. I'm not gonna, I'm just gonna wait to see how they fight at the reunion, assuming that there is one, which I'm assuming there will be one. So that's where I'm at with it. But I'm glad to hear that it was awkward. That's fun. I like an awkward moment on one thing I remember is she Andy was saying something like, you know, did it hurt to see them talking so badly about you on the boat? She goes, well, you know, it's just funny. It's like why not show all the good things I did or the things that I did right

Like the time that I use my mustard gas to kill a pilot Oh So here we are back on below deck Episode 815 don't cry for me and Tiguah! Yeah, so we are back with the Queen of Versailles family on this boat and the last thing that we saw was that little brat of a son, Daniel. I think it was Daniel. There's Daniel and David Jr., I don't know, but I'm pretty sure. Daniel's the worst. Daniel, right?

Okay. Daniel's the worst one, yeah. Also kind of surprising that after like 14 children that like David Jr., like finally arises, like I'm surprised there was not a David Jr. earlier. Unless maybe it was like a Jackie, maybe Jackie forced it. Maybe he didn't want to name anyone, David Jr. earlier. Unless maybe it was like a Jackie, maybe Jackie forced it. Maybe he didn't want to name anyone, David Jr. It's like, I don't know why I'm thinking about this,

why I'm like literally stopping the entire podcast to have this thought expressed out loud. Maybe you just start running out of names, you know? It's like kid after kid after kid. Just what's our names, you know? Just naming that. Yeah, exactly. So Daniel's wasted and he like wanted to go up to the hot tub

and he wants to go on the tender. And you know, he's just being awful and Ashley had like, say it a little while ago, and say, hey, the Hilltubs draining, so you can have to go to bed instead. But then he saw the hot tub was like perfectly fine. So now she's worried that she's gonna get into so much trouble.

He's being wasted and you know me when it crosses that line of the safety you're out. And unfortunately I'm not getting into trouble not just with Francesca but with his parents. I'm out of free when I'm tips. Yeah, they just kind of like wedged some sort of cliffhanger into this scene because it really wasn't a cliffhanger like oh, no, all tape might be in peril. So yeah, then we see that Daniel go into his room and be like this crew is whack. And Abba cow actually is very different, you know, going back to the watch what happens life, she is very different in her diary room sessions than she is to everybody else because she's like, I hope I don't get in trouble being, you know, for telling him to go to bed. But then as she passes James on the boat, she's like, oh, I knew that kid was a brunt.

So secondly, what's going on? I like it. I have a friend named Julia, who is blonde and Australian, and looks pretty much like Ashling. And that's exactly how she operates. She's so sweet and lovely. Everyone loves her. But if you get her, like sort of away from everyone, she will come with all the shade.

I think that's great. I don't see that as being too fast. I see that as being like, it's like one of my favorite qualities when someone's like. Just like, just being polite. Yeah, it's like someone's being very polite. And then in, you know, in like, in certain company, she'll let the shade out.

I really appreciate that. Yeah. So then James, of course, has to be like, you can be nasty when you want to be. It's quite a turn on. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Oh, he's awful. So now it's the next morning. And Rachel's cursing a toaster like,

fuck shit, fuck fuck shit. And then Elizabeth said, Elizabeth is still, you know, she's still still hoping to have the dream birthday, even though that's that has come and gone. And she's like, yesterday was the worst day ever. I almost got fired. James didn't do anything to acknowledge my birthday. I mean, I feel like a stranger would be willing to give me a kiss on my birthday, not that I want a kiss from a stranger, but you know, I'd like a kiss from a stranger, please.

Please. Yeah, see what totally, who doesn't want a kiss from a stranger? So and Jackie gets up and just starts walking around the book going hello Anybody home Hello anybody home and Francesca's like all right Eddie Listen on gonna go on the picnic today because I can't trust Elizabeth God knows that girl's probably gonna be stupid enough to forget ketchup or something.

Can't trust her. I think though it was a good decision because I think the last thing we need to see as Elizabeth was stingrays. Oh look, it has a cute little tail. Do we grab it by the tail? Do we grab it by the tail? I couldn't even get a kiss by a stingray to second day of my birthday. I like feeding sting ways. So Jackie says, Jackie sees someone out there and she's like, Hey, I found someone. Hey, I'm gonna do some stretches to start today. And she just like kind of lifts up her arm.

I'm kidding. I love the Jackie stretch. She's just like, uh, I'm like, that's a rich person stretch. It's not your gut at all. It's just like barely lifting your arm up like, oh, that feels good, feels better, great.

Well, when you're that rich, you're not really reaching for things on a daily basis. So like the act of even just doing that is that counts as exercise. Yeah. So then we go to Francesca and Rachel. And right. We hear Elizabeth. Wait, why did I write Francesca Rachel? It was a lot of trouble. Yeah, it was a lot of trouble. Yeah, it was a lot of trouble. Yeah, it was a lot of trouble. Yeah, it was a lot of trouble. Yeah, it was a lot of trouble.

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Yeah, it was a lot of trouble. Yeah, it was a lot of trouble. Yeah, it was a lot of trouble. Yeah, it was a lot of trouble. Yeah, it was a lot of trouble, uh, uh, uh, titties. Mm-hmm. Yeah, you know what, I have to run my department, but now I have to troubleshoot shit, and I'm not supposed to be charged with this shit, the sea's arpe, here I am, fucking goddamn poster piece of shit. You wanna piece me to tell us that?

And then we see Izzy telling Rob to do something, and he's like, whatever you want. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. And then, um, and now Captain Lee and Eddie are in the, what's it called, the crow's nest. And the bridge, the bridge, and we get our, you know, yet another coronavirus update.

Well, I pulled up the news, there are 90, 938 goddamn cases of coronavirus in the United States. Wow. I just can't wrap my head around it. You know, they're at a toilet paper. We basically America's walking around with shit on their hands. America's gonna get a goddamn plane ticket home. Some French uskas goes into French uskas.

She goes in to say good morning to Rachel and Rachel's like, Well, you have for pickles, well, there's you shall be see fucking hell up in your well and I'm up in your hair. Is that the show? That's some spress of the small. And then and then Rachel competent Rocky. Yeah, she really is. She really is. So then Rachel asked for some cooler bags from Francesca, which she then winds up asking a million times over the next half hour. Like, can we get more, can we get those cooler bags, get those cooler bags? Can you get cooler bags?

Any cooler bags? Cooler bags, cooler bags, cooler bags. When we go back to Jackie still doing her, put your arm in front of you, yoga. She's like, hey Rob, can you do this pose? And then she just does the tree pose. Like, wow, that's like a handstand for a rich person. I know. Just like literally just a standstand. It's a very difficult job. So, um, so now we see, uh, James is with Elizabeth in some space.

And he's like, hello, well, you, I've been talking to you in so long. I forgot your name. Ah, you just, you just see her heart break into, like you actually see it break into and then tears coming down. She does that cartoon thing, you know, you know, when cartoons start to cry, they're going, and then the tears start to well up in their eyes. And then they just like, their nose is going up in the air. And then the tears just go out the side of their cheeks.

Like, I feel like that's what Elizabeth was about to do. Yeah. Oh, he doesn't remember my name. Now it will be like kissing a stranger. I do want to kiss from a stranger on my birthday. So, James tells us yesterday was Elizabeth's birthday and I didn't get her anything. I didn't even give her a kiss, but she's 30 years old

and that's when you start thinking, oh, what am I going to do with my life? When am I going to get married? When am I going to have kids? I just can't relate to it. I'm 26 I'm in the prime of my life Like she's just some old sad old sad cow, you know He's like oh grow up a 30 year old wants attention from me. I'm 26. I can't relate to her whatsoever. We have a four year difference. I'm in the prime of my life as represented by me, hunched over a bowl of cocoa puffs like a

crow on a road after standing at a flat raccoon. Yeah, he's just pouring the cocoa, the cocoa balls in the cocoa puffs. And a little bit of like, oh, so it was full on Cime's today. And he's just like, please get me out of here. He just keeps looking at the camera in this whole episode. Like, save me, please save me. Yeah, the producer's like, well,

why don't you just tell her that this isn't going anywhere. He's like, she's small enough to get no withs going on. I know. She made mustard gas. So I'm not sure. She made mustard gas and she's dating you. So I'm not really sure. So then we go to Izzy just staring at Jackie

doing her weird stretches and she's like, her beeps just say, beak. One of us, one of us, one sort of a bro would fit on my head. Izzy's very upset about Jackie's boobs? Like she can't stop commenting on them. Not really sure what's going on with that. She really, she really is obsessed with them. And so then we see Daniel now, he's awake.

And he's like, they're like, he's talking to some other people on the boat, some other guests, like the friends of the family. And he's like, yeah, I was drinking. I got really drunk last night on Hennessy and they cut me off. And that's when Ash yeah, I was drinking. I got really drunk last night on a Hennessy and they cut me off. And that's when Ashling goes and tells Elizabeth, like, like, Elizabeth, I tell the little white lie. I say that the whole tub was being drained,

which is while he couldn't go in there, but you know, we'll see what happens. And then he just keeps on. But then Daniel turns out, remembers everything. And he's like they are lying to me and they said that we're draining the hot tub but they weren't they weren't. And Francesca's like last night who told you that who told you that was she a mop stick with the head of weave and he's like I don't think it was that one and Elizabeth's like hopefully

you won't remember so don't worry about it and that's. And Elizabeth's like, hopefully you won't remember. So don't worry about it. And that's things like, oh, there's no way he's gonna remember that. So Francesca's like, well, who was it? Which one was it? And he's like, uh, the hot one and the cone layer. Those guys, it's like, oh, I'm so sorry

about that, Master Daniel. I'm so sorry. He's like, yeah, they made me feel like I wasn't welcome to stay up. And then Ashley like walks by just as he says. Yeah, they said that they can't go to bed if we're still up. And this guy's like such a little shit because he's making himself sound like such the victim

and like Ashley was so evil. When he was a handful, he was a drunk 20 year old who was making variety requests. And these people have been working all day long. It's like, dude, go to sleep, your brother went to sleep. Go to fucking sleep. Yeah, he sucks. And Ashley hears all this.

So Francesca comes in and she's like, what happened? And she's like, that caused a little shit hit. This is what happened and she's like that cost a little shit. And she tells her, you know, this kid was so wasted, he almost jumped on the tender. We almost had to Laura's part too. And Francesca's like, you know what? He didn't mention the entire story. So you know what? I'm going, I'm just gonna chalk this up to an extra marion line and I'm 100% backing you, my. I 100% back-ishling. And I thought that you was at a control to quiet, which, get back to the laundry. So everybody starts waking up and the slide's going out and Ashling asked David how he is.

He's like, I slept like my mother was rocking me. And then they start asking the kids what time they went to bed. And Dan's like, well, I went to bed when they forced me to. Well, you should be thinking about work and not play. And Ashley's like, hmm, hmm. So, basically, trying to pretend that you're instilling, you're instilling a work ethic on your children when they're on a private yacht.

How is he supposed to think about work if he literally seems to have no job whatsoever? I'm sure he works for Westgate. I'm sure he does something where he like terrorizes the people who who like worked hard to rise up at the company. And then he comes by and you know, like throws paper airplanes at their heads. Yeah. So let's see here.

Francesca is telling Ashling, you want to come today, when you're Elizabeth to do the work here, or just can't wait to say Elizabeth, on letting you go now. And you're never going to have your own, like, apprentice type show, because that's like the most boring firing I've ever heard of in my life, you know? It's like, oh, I just can't wait to have my moment and say, Elizabeth, thank you so much for being here.

I'm letting you go. Please feel free to take a mint on your way out. All right. Still better than Jonathan Adler's goodbye on season one of top design. Do you remember that when he used to go up to people and go see a later decorator? But then they, but then the season two, they brought on India Hicks and then hers was hers was like Devastating she would just be she's all regal in British and she said something like You don't fit in your garg home

It was like get out of here. You stupid American marriage and Ricky's shredder get out Yeah, that was really rude that one It's like you have no talent. Goodbye Yeah, yeah, and then there was one yeah I was gonna tell Tommy Hilfiger had a show that was terrible that was something that was had a very very forced goodbye thing. It was like Your fashion is no longer very, very forced goodbye thing. It was like your fashion is no longer accessible and we require you to walk down the catwalk and out of the show by every single time. It was like this big clunky sentence. It's like, sorry, you're not glad enough. Bye. Sorry, you don't look like an astronaut

enough. Goodbye. So everybody's getting their breakfast and, uh, Ashling is like, is everyone looking forward to the dog? We're going to the stung rock. Oh, and Daniel's like, I've seen stung rays before. Do you want a medal? I mean, come on, it's still cool. It's like me being like, oh, I don't want to go to the aquarium. I've seen a fish before.

Like, hello, someone said you're going to the aquarium. So we're going to go to the aquarium. Yeah, so then in the kitchen, Rachel's like, all right, I just need to make sure that you've got the catch up, the honey, some relish, the crown, the stuff like that. Francesca is kind of doing your own thing. And she's like, relish and crown. I said, crown, you got it, relish watching crap. All right, Elizabeth. I'm sorry, but you're gonna have to go now.

Do it a different way. Elizabeth, I'm sorry. I've loved having you here, but maybe it's time to go to meet someone. What are we saying again? So then we go to the friends complaining at the breakfast table. She's like, oh my God, my trip to Japan got canceled. My trip to Europe got canceled. Oh, the poor life of this lady. Yeah, poor lady can't go on her back-to-back luxury trips around the world. And then David Jr's, but meanwhile, David Jr,

or maybe it was Daniel, one of the sons has an even bigger issue than coronavirus goes. I don't understand why we're going to the other side of the island. Like what, did you have some sort of personal connection with this side of the island? Did you need to stand, Jolly Harbor?

And Jack is like, I guess that's where the stingrays are. And this is where Jack is like, yeah, I think it's the Democrats blowing corona out of proportion to mess up the election for Trump. That's totally what it was. Yeah, they really went hard on that one. Yeah. So then, by the way, we also had a moment where

Francesca tells Elizabeth that she will not be going to stingray city that she'll be staying on the boat. And Elizabeth is like, surprise, surprise, pure punishment for me. I'm like, that's because you are terrible at your job and you keep fucking up every single episode. She always acts as if it's like, it's just this totally unwarranted,

like out of nowhere thing that is happening to her. It's like every episode you consistently mess up. Poor thing. Yeah, I'm Rachel is still calling for those damn cooler bags. And Francesca is like, Oh, I'm busy. Can someone else please hail Rachel? And Elizabeth's like, copy, I got you Rachel. Rachel's like, oh, well, I guess I'll just do make do what I can do to make sure that

I'm lady Elizabeth is like, um, so I brought you a CD from the police from their greatest hits and also something from 1994 for the trip. Like, Lizby, why do you have this? Because you're going to sting city. Why? Don't you need this? Lisbeth, please. Go to the fence. I need to keep food cold.

Lisbeth, you ding dong. Let it go! Let it go! Why would you ask Elizabeth for any kind of help? And Eddie's like, well, obviously Rachel's not happy with the interior crew. I hope she doesn't stab someone because she's the type that will. Because she's a girl.

So then, so now the guests are now going off on to the off to shore, et cetera. And then James and Liz are now like at the bar sort of standing and talking and she's like, so did you miss me last night? He's like, um, um, like looking for an exit. He's like pinned inside the bar. It was no how to get out the conversation.

So it was so hard yesterday to not like celebrate my birthday. Like it was such a tough day. I don't know. It just started off really, really wrong. And he tells us, fucking hell, I don't want to turn to him and say it's not going anyway, because it might hurt a feelings, you know. So I'll just keep it going, because you know, if I just keep running away, I mean, it might come around and get me, but it might not. And then they just both sigh. And I love the captions that says both sighing.

And the captain comes in and James is like, is there something I can help you with? Cause Captain Lee is walking up. Yeah. And then, and then like Captain Lee's walking, as he walks by, James just sort of like gets out of there and you just hear Liz, Liz is saying, talk later, I really wanna hang out.

And you know that he's like, please don't say this in front of Captain Lee, you idiot. Why? It's like Bloody Hill. So then back in the van, Daniel's like, Dad, you could buy SeaWorld if you want to. Why do we have to spend two hours in the car to go see a sting rate? This is terrible planning. JVid, you're so spoiled, you're so spoiled. I love that Jackie says that to David as if like she had nothing to do with that outcome. I'm really gonna have a strict talking to with her nannies about this. Mom, this is horrible planning. It's horrible.

Why didn't you tell the stingrays to come to Orlando? Mom, this doesn't feel luxurious at all. So then the captain sees the kitchen is a mess and he's like, are you shitting me seriously? Why can't Elizabeth deliver? You know, there are things she should know. Maybe her energy is broken again. Hey, Elizabeth, can you do me a favor? Can you knock out those pots so she can have a clean galley when she comes back?

Okay, Elizabeth. All right now the the galley is upstairs. You're just walking into the wall again Okay, I'm gonna need you to rotate 90 degrees there. Yep, that go up those stairs perfect Now you're punching the pots you said did not come out Oh, I put on a pretty dress. Oh god damn it. Wash them. I was watching you so sad because I really wanted to see Sting. I love that song that does it roast. The does it roast. Wow. Wow. I'm tired. I love this sting. I married to Ray Orbison the so romantic sting Ray what a couple So then Eddie He's sitting with Captain Lee and he's like two more charters dad time flies when you're in hell

And then Elizabeth does the most Elizabeth thing which is that she's pulling out garbage bags from a drawer and like the role of garbage bags Fallen falls the floor and then she just jumps So in the van they they're all getting out of the van and then it's like let's get a bottle of tea Doesn't ice going and French Francesca just looks at the camera Like he fucking kidding me with this kid and Daniel turns and catches her face and she has like smile, you know turn it into a smile She is like she is she's she's 75% of the way towards being Hannah. She's almost there She's like re she's she's almost learned the power of honey eyes, but hasn't quite gotten there. Yeah, I don't think she has a physical makeup to do

honey eyes. She doesn't have a wide open eyes squint. Like that's a specific talent. Yeah, I really would have liked Hannah to have been present for this charter, you know. Maybe do you think there's a possibility that they would get Hannah as the head stew for like next season of regular blow deck or do you think it's over with Hannah? She has a baby now.

I think it's over with Hannah. Yeah, she has her baby now, so now she's like doing the baby thing. But below deck Twitter was pretty funny last night. Hannah was on there and she's like, are you fucking kidding me with this? Or I get dragged for table scopes all season and this is what she does. It's just a picture of like plates and forks on a table. Kate Chastain who kind of notoriously hates other chief stews, I guess, on Twitter, from what I read at least, was saying, you know, that she, she, she, oh, she says something like, I can't count the number of times I've sent in a guest cabin. And the people I come on, Kate, you would have fired her in a second.

She's like, um, yeah, remind me when I ever fired a stew, I'll wait. I'll be over here waiting. And it's a Twitter way. So you can imagine my face as I do it. Mm-hmm. I don't fire shoes. I just mock them relentlessly until they question all their life decisions. That's just how I operate.

Okay. Well, she did try to fire Laura, didn't she? Remember the Canadian, they had that really bad start. They can be like, no, you better check yourself. Remember her. You better check yourself before you rick yourself. Yeah, didn't she say like, it's her or me. Like, that's it.

I'm at it. But then I don't remember why she ended up saying, but now they're friends. Now they like, yeah, they got past it. And now they're happy. I don't know. Also off topic, I miss Riley. I was thinking about it last night. I really need Riley to be back next season.

Okay, moving on. Request, request noted. So, Elizabeth is like, I'm stressed about Francesca and James is being weird. Like, with my last boyfriend, I went really hard, really fast because like my head was in a class and I had to learn the hard way so I don't know, it's pretty rough.

Like you're doing that with this one too. You're going too hard for the cone layer, calm it, okay? Comet Jessica Tandy. Just candy. Comet old lady Elizabeth over there. I'm not saying that I'm going fast with James, but every breath he takes, every movie makes, every something, something I'll be, I'll be watching him. I'm watching him. God, sing is really good. I'm so mad I didn't get to go meet him.

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You can listen ad free on the Amazon Music or Wondery app. Oh. So then Elizabeth goes into the bridge and she's like, hi Captain, I'm doing my jobs right now but when I'm on break, can I go on the slide? Hey dad, can I go on this slide? Dad, that's my dad. You can't talk to him that way. Dad, I'm sorry, you had to see that.

Well, you gotta be careful in the water, because your knuckles are bleeding. You told me to knock out pants, and I did. They're never gonna talk back to you again. So Daniel sees the stingrays and he like does. What do you call it? He basically does like a merch. I don't know what the jump is, but basically they're on. I don't even know.

I'm not having a pretend like I know. I don't know pool jump. I don't know pool jump terms. I don't know how to water. Yeah, I don't know how to jump into not having a pretend like I know I don't know pool jump. I don't know pool jump terms I don't know how to water. Yeah, I don't know how to jump into a pool like a frappoy I was a frappoy, but I never learned how to jump into a pool like a frappoy I just have a pretty standard like flop, but um They're basically on like a pontoon or something or a floating dock and they're supposed to take this little ladder down and they're supposed to take this little ladder down into St. Ray's city, and Daniel just goes

and just jumps off of it and lands on his back in the water. And it was just, that moment got me so mad, that was probably the angriest I was all episode because it was just the embodiment of obnoxious privilege. Like, of just being a total spoiled brat. And listen, I don't have anything against rich people. I love watching rich people. I wanna be a rich person someday, you know?

But like, but what I don't like is seeing something like this where there's like, it's like, you be gentle around the stingrays, okay? Be gentle. Also, you might get hurt, sir. I know, I was actually, I was just like rooting for the stingrays. I was like, yeah, swarm, swarm.

So then Elizabeth is totally swimming for herself and not for attention at all. I guess she's like doing like Buzz be Berkeley back, you know, like backpattles or whatever to try and look as gorgeous as she can, swimming. And he's like, God, what do you have a mermaid tail on or something? God, your girl's weird, bro. And James is like, she's not my girl. Yeah, he's like, good luck, James. Elizabeth, probably he's already named your first child. Probably something like moonbeam or Sunray or crystal good vibes crystal good vibes is definitely gonna turn into a stripper. I can tell you that

You like that one dad Yeah, so then Izzy is telling Rob at the picnic at the beach She's like we have to blow that Dean Vissalchi lounge of the bibs McGee over there And he's like well if she doesn't see, then she might not ask for it, is he? She's like, am I gold for him to pretend? Look, the guess happiness is not his priority. It's like, OMG. Alright? Yeah.

And then we, uh, then we go to Jackie saying, Hey, Orland said the stingray felt softer than the inside of a China. Uh, uh, has anyone want to fuck a sting right now? Anyone? Anyone? And David goes, it is. So then, uh, we've got the flow up toy going, uh, Rob's using the machine to blow it up.

And I don't know why I wrote the fucking below deck. It's like, why did I write that? The show of the name of these recaps are basically whatever the title is, and then underneath, why did I write this down? Okay, so they're putting Tunes to VJ out and Hot Dogs. And is he's like, whoa, they have a pretty basic toy of these rich people, eh?

They should pretty eclectic, maybe. So Rachel's like, um, did you guys bring the ketchup and all that stuff to and Francesca's like, no, you're going to bring that and we're just, oh, oh, okay, okay, all right, all right. Um, and it turns out that Rachel only brought like specialty condiments. Um, and Francesca, Francesca's like, you know, I'm always walking on egg shells when I'm around here, mainly because Elizabeth always drops eggs in the galley, but either way,

I'm still walking on them and I don't want her to leave, but this is hair fault. Yeah, this is the second time in the row that it's not her fault. I mean, Rachel housed her issues, but you did write that shit down wrong last week. And then this week we saw the scene and we see it again right now because they Re-show it to us which I was pissed off about because I rewind that shit three times to get exactly what they were saying before Did she really say catch you? Yeah, oh, I thought she only said relish She said catch up and relish and all that stuff Okay, well, yeah, then Francesca definitely. Yeah, my feeling was because when they replayed it, I thought she only said relish so

I was I was like and then she did say Rachel did say I'm gonna bring my condiments So in my mind when I was watching it was kind of like a draw I kind of felt like they both messed up because when Rachel said I'm gonna bring my condiments I can understand why someone would think that's ketchup, but Rachel did say bring the ketchup. And either way, I don't understand why, neither of them double checked to see if there was ketchup, you know. She said, get the ketchup, honey, it's relish, crout, stuff like that.

And Francesco's like really, it's more Francesco's fault then. But yeah, but then Rachel says, well, I said I was gonna bring my condiments. But that's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. That's really terrible. So I can see why that would be a draw. Yeah, but either way, I mean, it's a draw, but now with the new evidence that you've brought

forth and by new evidence, I mean, the evidence that I just didn't hear. I think it's a little bit more on Francesca. It's more Francesca's fault. But either way, the fault is Sally Double Checker wasn't present. And if she were, it would have been avoided. Yeah. I just, I just made up Sally Double Checker, by the way. That's not like a thing. That's not a thing. I thought maybe it was like a, just a phrase, you know, I'm in Texas, you can say shit like that all the time. Well, usually you can say Sally and then like add a word to it and it works.

Like, oh, Sally, car washers. Yeah, just make a name. Yeah, you can be like, hey, that's, that's a look over there. It's poly potato picker. And everyone's like, oh my god, it's poly potato picker. And it doesn't really mean anything, but you know, you used a lot of peas, so it was cute. It's almost like the fact that someone's last name is that means that they're rep...

Like they do it so much that it became their last name that's kind of like, whoa, chill with the potato picking over there, okay, Paulie, chill, hey Sally, stop double checking, like you've double checked so many times that it's become your last name, you're out of control, Sally. Stop it. But it would probably be like,

Denise double checker. Yeah, we'll be Denise double checker. I mean, if this was in Texas. Dara, maybe Dara. So anyway, the point is who's bringing the catch up? Okay. So Rachel's like, not only does it fuck me,

but that super annoying. And it's like, won't me to run over to Stingray City to see if they have the condiments? And they're like, wow's like won't me to run over to stingray city to see if they have the condiments and they're like wow What a great idea Come for the stingrays stay for the ketchup. Yeah, there's like a burger place like up the block the stingray city

Diner Oh, yeah ketchup needs that stingray today So they're taking a while to say their very so carry ketchup over there Kielsy ketchup So they have time before lunches serves so they go to tortoise city and David of course his first question is like god These turtles are huge you eat them Like no, we don't eat tortoises here. Like, do they fight? Do you fight them? Do they do your dishes? Do you? So which one here teaches math to the kids? I want a tortoise

honey. I want one. And she fucking would get one. She would get one. She would totally get one. So then iszy gets catch up and say, look at me, saving the day. Hopefully they learn to communicate a little bit better. So they sit down for lunch and it's a glorious buffet of tuna squares and hot dogs, but you know, David laughs, he's like, oh hot dogs, good. These are tortoises, right?

No sir. Yeah. All right, okay, do me a favor. What I wanna do is can I step on those tortoises and when I do, if I kick them, are they gonna make you a little smaller if they hit you? I don't know, my son's been playing a lot of this video game. I don't know what's all about.

So Francesca is telling Ashling, she's like, oh, did you see that? Did you see what happened with Rachel? She said she was gonna bring the condiments and then she shifted the blind on domain. Did you catch that? Did you catch it? Did you catch that super fascinating thing that happened earlier when both of us thought the other one brought the catch up, did you say that?

Did you catch that? Did you catch that, Did you care for it? Did you care for that catchip? Oh, she's a regular conny condiment that one. So, so, Ashling is like the tension between Francesca and Rachel is super intense. Almost as intense as my diarrhea last week. Hey, mom, remember my diarrhea? I'm just called you up to remind you of it. Remember mom, bubble, bubblegum mom?

There. God, we haven't episode with that diarrhea and you just can't let it go. You're a regular dandy diarrhea. I will not let it go. So now they had back to the boat and Ashley is like, ooh, she like has this big burp and Rachel is like very happy for her. She's like, I'm so proud of you right now.

You just burp like that. And then back on the van, Daniels of course already wasted. And Francesca and Rob are flirting by doing cookie cheers. And then Rachel is in the van with Ashley and Izzy. And it's like, he's either rock stars. And it's like, we've got P power. She's like, she's saying, pussy, damn, I've got pussy power on you. And then I wrote back, I'm sorry, I wrote the guest's back and Elizabeth has cold towels, which leads to nothing, but I wrote it down because it's Elizabeth, Elizabeth says, I'm going to get some cold towels or which leads to nothing, but I wrote it down because it's Elizabeth.

Elizabeth says, I'm going to get some cold towels or I guess Captain Lee tells to get cold towels. And I'm like, how was Elizabeth going to mess this up? Did she, did she soak these in turpentine? I bet she did. Like I just at this point emancipating something terrible happening with the cold towels, because that's how crazy Elizabeth is. Everyone's face is just melting off. Because that's how crazy Elizabeth is. Everyone's face is just melting off.

Um, so Rob is telling James how it went. He's like, yeah, I think the beach day was fine. Like, is he micromanaged a bit? She actually had me blow something up, so, I mean, I mean, things were working well before. Like, I just don't understand why the title, bro. Dude, dude, bra. I'm asking someone to do something for you

is not micromanaging, it's delegating. Micromanaging would be if she were telling you how to do it once you did it, but she actually was like, can you do this because I can't do this, please do this, and then you did it and she was like, oh, cool, you did it. And you're like, yeah, this is how I did it. I used a stick, see, and I kept the valve open

and I was condescending when I was telling you That's not micromanaging. That's just you blowing up a tube. Yeah, he's a baby. He's a big man, baby So he's like, but I got to hang out with Francesca. We cookie-choosed and James is like, did you tell us she had a banging body? So Francesca tells Katynlay that the private island was a smashing success. Launch was fabulous, even though Rachel totally forgot the ketchup and it was here fault entirely, but launch was absolutely fabulous. Ah, feel so good to be back on a bit where all the dishes have been totally knocked out. Elizabeth, why are your hands bleeding so much? She actually didn't mention the catchup

which was funny because if Elizabeth had been on that little expedition she would have been like it was fun except there wasn't ketchup and Elizabeth was there so you put two and two together. Yeah pretty much. Molly math math. She's double math. She doesn't say much. She's molly math math. So, um, so now everyone's back on the boat and so Francesca's with Elizabeth in the galley and I couldn't tell exactly what was happening. It looked like there was like a curic machine or an espresso machine and Elizabeth was refilling the water in the back of it with like a water bottle but instead of like pulling out the little reservoir, she was just kind of pouring the bottle back there and worth all the wires and outlets and Elizabeth is like, oh, all right, don't feel the old way up. There's just so much electrical electrical,

it happens every single day, every day. She's like, every day I have to wonder if she's gonna electrocute herself or cause all the lights to go out in the galley. Yeah, so then she goes to talk to Rachel and Rachel's like, alright for dinner we've got lobster tails! Stuff like that, so what we're gonna do is silver service, okay? So that's, you know, where you put the salad, you put the silver on the very fine on the table. She's like, um, yes, I understand what that means. So we'll there be any ketchup involved. No. So then now Izzy goes and she goes over to Eddie and she tells him that Rob is being really passive aggressive and like really talking back to her and then she talked him about it and then his response was it's just a title doesn't mean anything at all

Which Eddie is like about because obviously it means something So she just wants Eddie's advice on how to deal with it and so Eddie's response is very much like Exactly what a guy tells I feel like it's what a guy It's like such guy advice to a woman I feel like it's what a guy. It's like such guy advice to a woman. He's like, he's like, listen, just say it doesn't, it's just say it does mean something. And if I were in your position, I'd just say,

look, what the fuck is the problem? You keep giving me attitude, get the fuck off and tell me how you feel. Like, yeah, like I think that is the problem is that she's tried to sort of have that kind of like brutal honesty moment with him and it's not working. I mean, that's the whole point. It doesn't work that way. A girl can't do that with guys because the guys are like, eh, let a bitch. Because they're guys are terrible. Guys are terrible.

Yeah. So he's like, well, as a woman, respectism is easily earned, but I can make their life a living hell. respectism is easily earned, but I can make their life a living hell. So then Captain is invited again to dinner and Francesca tells Captain over the radio and Rachel's like, oh, that's great. Just no one's told her, but they just all found out, you know. And then so she's like, I thought it was more just like she has to do another plate, but oh, yeah, she has to do another plate and she hasn't been told yet, you know, it's like last minute invitation. So Rachel is like, is there anyone available to put holes in coconuts?

It's just coming from her. It sounds so aggressive and hilarious. Yeah. And Rob's like, yeah, I got a license in that. I learned it when I was searching for treasure deep in the forest of Bali. Yeah, I got a license for putting holes in coconuts. Anyone want to make me a lead coconut hole person? There's a good title. I'll take it.

Yeah, they call me Colin coconuts over here. You know what I'm saying? So everyone's getting dressed and everyone's going to the table and everything. And Captain Lee and David Siegel are having a pattern shirt off at the moment. It's like I'm going to ski your leaves and pomfrons and I'm going to, I'm going to top it with more pomfrons and a few more leaves. How about that? It's just, it's definitely a male fashion off, you know.

It's like, we'll have a fashion fight, money. So they're sitting down and French has exactly the right. Of course, we don't even mention Jackie, of course, comes out and like a tight glitter dress with a sash like she's won a beauty contest at the ground. A fucking diamond tiara, you know, and then she kisses David and she's like, Queen of Versailles. Wasn't she wearing that sash at the art tempashas?

She literally is like that in real life. She walks everywhere like in a sash and a fucking tiara and gives tiara as to people. Like, you can be my princess today. She was literally, she literally was, she came to our tempashas. We actually came up on stage and she was in that, that, that, that's, she is, I mean, she's hilarious. She is one of a kind. So then, so the guests are sitting down

and Francesco over the radio says, she's like, Captain Lee, the guest are at the table. Rachel is so mad because no one told her that the guests are at the table. I is so mad because no one told her that the guess are at the table. I mean, they just did, right? Oh, oh, I see. But meaning they didn't really say Rachel, they're sitting down. Yeah. And so she's all pissed off about it. And let's see, they give it cheers. And James and Rob have a bonding, hilarious bonding moment. They're like, we're just a couple of guys,

palishing bros. Hey, do you have any sisters or brothers? I've got two little brothers. Oh my God, me too, our poor mother. Did you say poor mother? Oh. Ah. Hey, you didn't say poor mother.

Eh, well, I was just about to ask for her number. So yeah. So then we go back to the table. We hear it like the the adult son goes, hey dad, remember when I wrecked that Corvette when I was a baby Got to least like well, that's not something you ever hear very often and we didn't really get to find out what the backstory was I mean baby got in the Corvette and wrecked it. I was leaving that household. That's true. It's true. So then Francesca is talking about Ashlings. She's like, where's Elizabeth?

What is that girl doing? She's like, I don't know. I don't think she knows herself. You just see Elizabeth downstairs. She's bumping into walls like a rumba. Like, oops. He just see Elizabeth downstairs and just bumping into walls like a rumba like oops stirs stirring soup and the curing well

But actually she's downstairs with James and she's flirting with him. They're sitting at the table at the galley Then the not the galley the crew mess and she's like, I wanted to ask you what your feelings were about us. And he's like, um, uh, and she's like, I know that James still has a little bit of a guard up, which is kind of scary. I want to know how he feels and I want to hear from him because I feel things and I don't know if I'm at, I don't know if I'm just having feeling, just having fun anymore. I'm like, he doesn't have his guard up. He's not interested in you.

Having the guard up means that he doesn't. I'm not interested. The guy in your guts. Look at his face. He hates your guts. And he just keeps looking at the camera and kind of smiling, but also just cringes. And she's not taking it at all because she's like so where are your feelings? She's like oh I don't know. Do you believe in crazy decisions? I mean I'm not trying to come moving with you

or something but the chances of me just being like open to traveling and having new adventures. I mean, that's pretty high. He's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like mind he's thinking whatever, once this is all done, he's going back to London, she's going back to America, it's over. Like I don't have to worry about it, the geography's gonna take care of it and she's like, I actually want to come to England now. So he's like, he's like, I mean, my God, I just want to jump off a cliff because we're talking about feelings. I hate that. And she's like, what if we travel somewhere together? Do you have the time to do that? And then if we wind up hitting it, so that we'll somewhere together? Do you have the time to do that? And then if we end up hitting it, so that we'll say goodbye. And you know that he's like,

that's what we're doing right now, actually. We're literally traveling. And I think I hate you now. Did I lose you? Oh yeah, we did for a second. Our connections a little spotty today. Sorry. Oh, sorry. Um, so then we go back to everything shutting down all over the world.

You know, we will like got two cases of this in Orlando. But then Florida became, you know, Florida, Florida. So then Elizabeth is still giggling, going, My schedule's free to open It's this it but it was wait this is all worth it because James is such a fuck boy and just seeing him get trapped in his own Just his own choice as his own actress have caused him to get trapped in this conversation. It's so wonderful And then Ashley goes by so Ashley is carrying this tray of coconuts. It was draws in them and she just walks by and just sees Elizabeth just sitting there being like, I can come visit you and whatever it is you are wherever you are.

I'll come visit you. And Ashley is just like, I can't believe it. Like, we're doing dinner service right now and this girl's not even doing her work. She's just talking obsessed with James. Well, I just wanted to let you know where I am. And James is just staring at her like she's insane. And she still doesn't get it. And she's like, you want to talk a little bit later? I'll be hiding. And she says, hopefully not for me.

And he just stares directly in the camera like what the fuck is anybody can help me like a blatant Reboot of the office like just staring at the camera like you're getting this right? I'm not crazy. You're getting this and I'd like she's She's like you want to talk later. He hasn't talked at all this conversation He's been silent eating cocoa puffs trying to make you go away. Oh my god, so then Rachel is like, God, I wish someone would come down a red sorbet. Great. Yeah. Rachel's just wanting to yell at somebody so bad, but then they do come to deliver sorbet. But there, but there is like a little bit of this. There was like

Francesca at one point is like around this time goes Elizabeth Elizabeth It'd be great if you could get your hand in the pantry and she's like well you want me to finish the cabins first She's like Obviously yes the implication being that if Elizabeth had been doing that all this time to talk with jeans Then she would have been done with the cab and so she could have helped out in the pantry and been more helpful to everyone.

It's just so bad. So bad. So one of the kids is like, there are gold flakes in the bottom of this sorbet. Ah! Ah! So then one of, something, Daniel, we just cut to a random piece of dinner conversation and

goes, did you guys know that more people die from coconuts falling on their head than shark attacks? I'm like, I wonder how many tortoises have gotten killed by coconuts? Oh, we should make sure we clear off all the trees when we get the tortoise. You do eat those right? Yes, honey, you can eat coconuts. All right. So Elizabeth and James again, they're like doing glasses or something now. And she can't accept to and traps him in that little pantry. And she's like, so do you think you can

tell me what we are? Probably not. But I'm just thinking it's like, I'm just thinking that I don't usually have these conversations to three or four months in pacifist trimester. You know, that's what I say. That's what I say. I'm sorry. I can't do this anymore. And Elizabeth is like, I can't do this fake shit anymore. I just want to know your intentions. I'm like, there is no fake shit. I actually think that James is at this point being pretty upfront. He's like looking at you like you're a crazy person.

He's saying he doesn't want to talk about this shit. This is going too fast. At this point, it could not be more obvious. But then again, this is a woman who has to be told every single day, not to electrocute herself behind the curing machine. Yeah, true. So Francesca catches them. She'll, hi, are you almost finished?

I'll just want you to get a bit. Just see now. She's like, yeah, well, okay, I will. So anyway, if you're into me, you should act like you're into me, you know? And he's like, well, I don't want to get you into trouble. And so Francesca comes right back in. And she's like, all right, separate. That's it. You two separate.

I'm sorry, but this is a very important conversation. Francesca is giving full on third grade teacher vibes. She, she is like, oh, rock, you, you're going to go to the principal's office and you, you have to get a sleep. Oh, God, it's, I didn't hear a list to say that this is an important conversation. Yeah, of course. That's so harsh. I put this in point. And James is like, listen, I don't want to stand up for James, but James is kind of screwed here because he was just in their cleaning and she is the one really getting even trouble, right? Because she just keeps talking about their non-existent relationship. Oh my God. So the next morning, um, Elizabeth is like dancing around.

Whatever. She's like yoga dancing and Francesca comes up to her and she's like, um, thank you for doing the table, but the cutlery isn't done that way. And she's like, well, I don't usually do morning. So I didn't know. And Francesca's like, well, I don't usually do morning. So I didn't know. And Francesca's like, oh, okay. Okay. We've got two charges left. And you don't know how to set a table. You still don't know that it's only one fork for breakfast. Got it. And it was a bit of like, so you want me to keep this one here, but the other one's back

there. And Francesca just doesn't answer. She's just not answering whatsoever. So then Izzy goes into Rachel and it's like, I'm such an ointment, we're gonna do the cake thing for Elizabeth so we can sign because no one should have a shit birthday. So what are you doing? You're okay, you're getting obsessed with this cake situation.

Okay, you already made her the fairy cake. Like, this is enough, this is enough. Yeah, it's weird so then Rachel's cursing out the back burner Rachel's just cursing out everything today now she's talking to a burnish fuck yourself you fucking burner god damn it fuck you burner and now we got a lot of people packing yank the anchor is coming, it's time to go to a deck. Time to deck, time to dock. We're not gonna fuck this up like Captain Golan

and below Dexceling, yeah, I saw your trailer. I saw that dock crumbling part. I saw that. Dare I say below Dexceling y'all looks pretty good. It looks amazing. I'm not gonna lie. I, every time the commercial comes on on I watch it because it looks so good They just really good and I picked it from my worst bravo show of the year and refused to ever recap it

But guess what looks good there looks good because you know what they instead of having very homely people as the cast a K page it and Sierra They decided let's go with a whole bunch of really hot Aussies who look really self-involved and will probably drive this boat into the bottom of the ocean. I'm like, I'm in! Just one random gay guy coming in going, um, like, I'm going condoms for like 20 years. What are you talking about? Honestly, I'm just in it to watch that deck crumble and Glenn loses mine in a very like polite French Canadian way.

Go dammit! Yeah, because of French Canadian. But I like your lucky charms for it, so that'll be fine. Yeah, because Glenn like literally built that boat, right? Didn't they actually put that boat together? Well, I don't know if it's even the same boat. I don't know what's the same boat. All I know is that Glenn is a very calm little man, and he's, he represents Joy in this world, and for him to lose his mind, you know, maybe, maybe he found out that his Celine Dion collection fell overboard, but I think it has to do with the doc. And the staff is so trashy, I love it. There's like a guy like fucking go

over all these girls and once like, oh yeah, I'm gonna say cause you deserve it. I don't even know what accent that is. I'm like, oh wait. They're like, they're Australian accents are so, they're like our Australian accents because most people, I feel like most Australians on these shows are like,

hello, good day to you, almost really. But they're like, hey, they could die to you, almost realing it, but they're like, hey, they could die to you, almost realing it, I'm on Bladeic sailing and I've got a bigger, really next scene. Yeah, okay, so everybody's getting ready to leave the boat and the music's like, dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun. It's like nothing's happening, you know?

The music stops and it just shows David crunching on a piece of bacon. He's like I can eat this right So Daniel's like He goes up to his dad and he's like dad you should hire Elizabeth as your flight attendant fire Rebecca He's like what's wrong with Rebecca? She's too old. It's like not for me I'm like, you know that Rebecca's probably 27. You know that she's 27. Poor Rebecca has been terrorized by Daniel so many times.

And good luck to you with Elizabeth as your flight attendant. Okay, Elizabeth on C is scary enough, but we don't need Elizabeth in the air. Well, good luck to you with Rebecca after she sees this. It's gonna be like, I'm like, the fucker. I know exactly. So it's time for goodbyes and the tip meeting. David's like, you know what? Thank you so much for showing me tortoises.

I've never had a better smell and burp. You guys gave us the best vacation of all odds, alright? And you guys are welcome to Versailles anytime. And James is like, Versailles, I never really know if it was Versailles. I've been saying it for sales all this time. I'm like, well, you can go to Kentucky and visit with Jackson Brittany at their castle,

because that's the castle of Versailles. Yeah, that's our wisdom option. So, tip meeting, he's like, they love to have to have a pretty good tip. 18,000. And James is like, they've got money. You think they'd smash it just so everyone will know they've got money. Spep more money getting a tits done.

Yeah. So then, why do you think you should, why do you think you should be as tipped as much as a boob job? Yeah, that's true. You can't get it yet. So there's two charters left. And Kathleen like, it's going to be a grind. But now is not the time to throw in the towel, even though next week we probably will throw in the towel.

Yes. And then he's like, he tells Francesca and Rachel to fix their communication issues. And he's like, and Francesca, I'm gonna need to see you in the bridge. This is a non-Kiddo meeting. This is a serious meeting. So I'll see you there, kiddo. Damn it.

Just so. So then James is with Rob. We have another wacky brass scene. James is like, let's see who can hold up breath the longest. So that's their scene. And that's their emotional arc for the season. Is he calls for Rob and he just ignores her so he can play about holding the breath game. And Rachel and Elizabeth are talking about how Elizabeth is in trouble. And Rachel's like, well, she sucks.

And I'm not being a dick. I'm just being straightforward. Yeah, but she gets up there captains like all right. All right. Hello, it's me, Captain Lee. Listen here, we've been eating a real shit sandwich. All right. Oh, I don't like the babysit.

He's like, all right, let's talk about the elephant in the room. All right. I've got someone lined up, but I can't be 100% guaranteed they're going to get here due to COVID. Democrat COVID. So it's a guy I get from now on. 100% guaranteed they're gonna get here due to COVID Democrat COVID from now on you might want to go a charter without a person is that all right with you So I don't have a choice kept in so they call Elizabeth in and by the way at this point at this point

I thought for sure I thought if this was gonna be one big misdirection and she wasn't gonna get fired because For sure, I thought if this was gonna be one big misdirection and she wasn't gonna get fire because all episode long Francesco is saying things like can't wait to say we're letting you go last day for you Elizabeth This is the end for Elizabeth and I'm like, oh, this is gonna backfire right and then when they when when she said what choice do I have I was like, oh, they're gonna say like for keeping you on for one more shot, right? but they bring up a they call up Elizabeth and Oh, they're gonna say, like, we're keeping you on for one more shot, right? But they bring up, they call up Elizabeth and Elizabeth walks in. And you know, she has this, you know, her typical doe hide look. I mean, that's the thing. Elizabeth is so sweet.

She seems so sweet and so lovely, but just way out of her league with this entire thing, right? Like a poor girl. She's just like, hello, am I here to get my award? Is that what I'm here for? Most improved, most likely to be in a great relationship afterwards with James. Yeah, and no, that's not why you're here. So the captain's like,

well, I think I'm gonna have Chess talk to you. Chess, and the friend Chess is like, oh, all right. Well, I guess I'm doing this thing. She's like looking at him like he's gonna do it. And she says, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, We let you have to go. Damn it, I'm practicing this all goddamn day. We go, you have to let... No! Damn it, I'm messing this up, aren't I? We're gonna have to keep you on board.

No, that's the shocked. She cannot believe. She's so shocked. It was it literally is like that classic episode of The Simpsons where Maggie, not Maggie, Lisa Simpson tells Ralph Wiggum that she doesn't want to be his Valentine and they like pause it like on the show and they're like, this is the exact moment where his heart breaks. She's like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, his heart breaks. He's like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. It's like, that was what it was for Elizabeth. She's like, what? Like, I felt like. I wonder if she thought she was gonna be like,

they were gonna say, we gave you a hard time, but you've really shown up, so good job. But she is so, oh, God, I felt actually terrible for her because she was so, so blindsided. She was like gobsmacked, it was hilarious. And they like on the season finale of Below Deck, and Elizabeth goes, well, I believe in karma, and what comes around comes, what comes around goes around. And she's like, you don't want to finish like a team?

And she's like, no, Elizabeth, no. It's like so heartbreaking, but at the same time, it's like, Elizabeth, this is not for you. You should be working in a crystal shop or at a coffee shop or just anywhere that doesn't mean- She'd be like this anywhere. She would be like this anywhere. She would be fucking around, not doing her work. And then when you called her on it, she'd be like this anywhere. She would be like this anywhere. She would be fucking around not doing her work

And then when you called her on it, she'd be like But you don't understand all the good things that I do you some being to me. She's gonna be like a whiny victim her whole life Like you're not just whiny victim in one perfection in one profession, you know, so personality traits She's annoying get out. Yeah, I guess the stakes just feel lower at Starbucks, you know, as opposed to a luxury yacht. It feels like it feels like her stick could somehow like it won't really get in the way of me getting my egg bites. But then again, it probably would. It probably would.

Yeah. Oh my God. You know that she was working. It's it's I was just going to say that if she's working in Starbucks She would be the barista where I'd say hey, so those egg bites I ordered them 10 minutes ago. Oh, yeah I was just about to put them in you know, I'm like oh fuck you fuck you so bad Yeah Yeah, but it is weird because usually you're just dying for someone on this show to get fired like when they're fired You're usually so glad, you know, it's like a day of celebration, but yeah, she is a nice girl, but, you know,

you should. Yeah, I feel really bad for her because she just, I feel like she's actually been shot on through much of her life, which is why she seems to be kind of desperate to make these connections or whatever. Like she clearly has like very low self confidenceconfidence. She doesn't understand her worth, which is why she's chasing around the sky who clearly isn't into her.

So I feel bad that she went through whatever she's gone through to get her to that place. And then this is just another thing where it's like, well, I guess I'm just shitty at something. And so I feel bad. I want to lift her up in certain ways. But this is just not, this is an atlas a bit don't five star service is not it's service is not going to be your thing. I don't know what it's going to be, but this is not going to be it. Yeah. Oh God, bless her heart. Well, that's it for her. Well, at least we get to see her next week on the season finale, having a fit over it. Yeah, that's hilarious. Well, that's the funny thing is that Francesca, like, she's going to, she's going to fire Elizabeth. And then it appears as though I'm assuming they

have to shut everything down for coronavirus, right? They said they have two more charters, but next week's the season finale. So like, she goes through the act of like firing Elizabeth, and then everything's over and done. So it's like a very redundant thing to do. Oh yeah. Well everybody, thanks so much for being here with us for Bull Loading. Oh, go ahead. I just realized something.

What? This means she's not gonna get her birthday cake. Oh, that's so cool. Oh, that's so cool. Or I guess probably either. Oh, bless her. Oh, is it true? Oh, my man.

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