Watch What Crappens - Below Deck: Max Dax Beyond Dunderdome

Episode Date: November 18, 2020

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Now we're on to Below Deck. Yeah, Below Deck. We are still somehow like three episodes in we're still dealing with Charlie and his awful friends. I mentioned this on yesterday's podcast that when I was looking on Instagram. I was pretty sure that I saw him in the background of like a stupid pool party, a totally reckless pool party

here in LA over the weekend. And I got several confirmations because apparently I have many mutual friends with him and several confirmations of people being like, yes, that's him. And also, can you believe he's only 38? I was like, wow, across the board on all those points. So, I don't know.

I mean, we need to cut his arms so we can look at his tree rings because I don't know that I necessarily believe that. But. Yeah, but like, yeah, we got a lot of people who are like, ew, that is him and he's awful. So, because he's also been making the rounds, I believe. I think he's been like going around being like, well, the producers told us to act awful, so that's why I acted awfully. That's what the producers told me to do. I'm like hmm

I I don't know like It seems like a pretty authentic X5 he was getting off. You're pretty authentically awful And he's like that's what they love having goes back. They love having you back because you pay to go on sir Okay, it's not like you guys are lining up like on a chorus line with headshots in front of your face trying to get picked. Okay? You pay for the one show.

They need customers to spend thousands of dollars and also get filmed at the same time. It's like a tricky purchase. Yeah, yeah. Like I just have a hard time believing that the awfulness was a ruse. Like he can't even wear a mask in real life at an awful LA pool party.

So why do we think he can wear a mask dramatically on the low deck? Well, that's like an old Tamra move. You know, Tamra from Real Housewives Orange County who's like one of the most viral human beings in history. Every time she's called out, she's like, I'm playing a brawl, a TV bat. This is the brawl.

Playing a brawl. Like, okay, Merrill Streep. Yeah, exactly. Let me get your, like, OB award ready. No, he's been really funny about saying that he's just pretending, like every time someone posted an article of something, or something of him saying all this stuff. And one of them was like, that guy is horrible. He's like, well, good.

Then I did exactly what Bravo wanted me to. Cause you hate me, which means I did a great job. Cause that's just what they wanted. See and see and see. You're not Diane Weiston, but it's over Broadway, okay? Who am I, some Vain Old Broadway legends? It's like, no, you you are Charlie the marketing guy in LA

Who is like who Charlie like thirst queen from LA paying to be on a show a zillion times, okay? Yeah, exactly. You're paying paying for your fame I guess we do that all on some level But anyway, so Charlie and his friendship are still fighting about James and So Charlie and his friend Shay are still fighting about James and he's like, I can't believe you do that. That was insane of you to do right there. Like, that was really embarrassing. Like, that's the most embarrassing thing that's happened to Charlie. I'm across the rechargers.

Yeah, I had to write down the phonetic subject because it was so funny. He's like, that was really embarrassing. And she's like, what's it for you? Think about for me? Yeah, you're both in a barricade, okay? That I can that we can all agree on here. So James is like Eddie Eddie you're our James you're up late tonight. All right, buddy And he's like fuck me literally please someone fuck me anyone anyone anyone at all

What a great holiday this is. So yeah, and then they're putting, now they're like, the guests have now gone to sleep. And Francesca and James are putting away decorations because they're both on late. This is a very cleaning, heavy episode. I can't tell you how many times I wrote on my notes, cleaning, cleaning, cleaning, cleaning, cleaning.

It was like a lot of cleaning. So it starts off here with cleaning cleaning cleaning. And then Francesca and James are, they're just like flirting a little bit and she's like, how does it, you know, I want to know, how do you pop a billion quietly and he's like, well, you just put it under a pillow and you know, pop it under a pillow,

which I don't think is still quiet, but. It's like the mob, it's like how to kill somebody in the mob. Yeah, you know, put a pillow over it. It's like going to allow it to have a wink for more than a day, and it'll pop multiple time and it's sleep. Trust me. So you're like, oh, I can't believe I haven't asked you this, but are you interested in anyone on deck? Are you looking to hook up with anyone? And then she's like, which is like a weird question to ask, like, A, a female coworker, and someone who also outranks you. And she's like, but then she's like,

oh, I'm ape into it. I'm not really thinking about it at the moment. I'm like, they're talking about this as if like, she's on Zillow. And like the website was like, are you interested in buying a house? I'm thinking about it. All right, well, here's some options for you.

Here's a quote, you've had no option, but to think of work recently. I get it. I'm like, okay, I'm gonna be bad then You're gonna give that balloon a wink or am I? Sky is so fucking horny and later we find out he's a traffic cone guy Yeah, which don't touch those guns like of course of course He's a fucking traffic cone guy just like leering at people for the traffic cone, you know? Yeah. He's a leerer. He gets creepier and creepier in this episode.

He really does, and then yeah, he's like, fun chest, because looking fit, she's attractive, shockable. And then we see him get into bed, and he's also a dramatic get into bedder, because he gets into his bed and he goes, he's always staring at himself. Like he's in the mirror like, you know, doing his muscles like pumping his muscles up and staring at himself at this time.

He gets into bed any moments like that and he stares right at the little camera in his room. He's like, oh, gross. You're even creepy to the actual camera. He's even creeping out the audience. He'll be on only fans, I think. I'm going to say four months after the show wraps, or the season wraps, I think that he will be on only fans.

And he's going to have to use traffic cones. I mean, that's the problem with bringing traffic cones into your plot line. You know, people are going to say, that's like, becomes your brand. You're going to have to bring that into your only fan. So good luck with the rest of your life. Yeah, it's very love Island actually.

A lot of the guys on Love Island UK have like very kind of like very like everyday jobs. Like there's one guy who's like a penny, he sold pencils and like one guy like sell sandwiches and then James like puts down traffic codes like it's very love Island UK. Yeah, so Francesca's like hugs, like giving girls hugs in the morning and basically everyone's talking about last night and then Eddie Bing's is me on something, which is always funny.

And then Rachel's making French toast because she learned her lesson from yesterday giving people all those options. So, especially awful people options. Yeah, she's like, here's some French toast, fuckers, okay. Plus, it's great revenge, because she knows it'll make them feel guilty afterwards. I'm like, oh my god, I just ate so many carbs.

What was I thinking? I know someone's gonna have to eat some kind of gluten. Someone's gonna have to eat something that's not vegan. She's just like, yeah. Totally sitting on all their diets now. Of course, in reality, that was probably 20 different kinds of French toast that she had to make for them, but still.

Probably. So then there's some bad weather that's rolling in, and we see Captain Lingo, son of a bitch, I knew this was gonna happen. Ah! So they have to like, it's like really angry at weather today. It's like he saw the weather report and was like, hmm, it says it's gonna rain tomorrow.

I don't know, I mean, it looks like that's probably gonna happen. And son of a bitch, the weather report was right. Son of a bitch. And then we find out today that Izzy is like a real rebel, like with a really, really you know snappy tongue because she's standing in the kitchen and she's holding like two great fruits over her boots and she's like watermelon. Yeah, I forgot about you. You're

wacky. Gosh you know I'm glad that there was someone who finally realized that he put some melons up against her chest you can make a boob joke. So then Eddie calls James, he gets James out of bed, out of from front of the bed camera, because he needs to stop on dock. And Frances gets taking orders downstairs, and then captain's like, all right, all right, interior, I need radio silence till we get to dock. Nobody talk on the radio, all right? Yeah. And then we see in the kitchen and Francesco's like, what do you say? And Rachel's like, I mean, I don't know, it's too loud, I don't know. So you already know this is a disaster,

but it's a really fun play on the typical disaster because normally it's that like someone is calling for someone and they don't answer, but now the difference is that now he needs no one to be answering and then everyone's talking So Captain Lee's trying to like put the boat into into the dock and he's like this is a recipe for disaster tank quarters Lots of wind what could possibly go wrong Rachel Rachel Francesca Where you goddamn it, I can't see shit goddamn it. Well, well the wind's starting to pick up goddamn it, that winds. Alright, alright, so while this particular hammer we're in, the pecker effect goes into overdrive.

If you fuck up just a least little bit, you're gonna spend a lot of money. Thankfully, I have the silence of the radio to calm me down. God damn it. Say I have the goddamn radio. If I hear one more goddamn interior person on the goddamn radio, I'm going to exterior your interior. Got it? Rachel, Rachel, Rachel, Francesca, just a message.

Please be quiet on the radio. Francesca, Francesca, Rachel, copy that will be quiet on the radio. Francesca Francesca Rachel copy copy that will be quiet on the radio I couldn't drive a straight pen up my ass with a 10 pound sledgehammer right now. Oh everything's good nailed it Rachel Rachel Francesca just want to check that your that your radio is off at the moment Just checking to see if my batteries are alive because I would not want this radio going off during this moment, alright. Radio Radio James, radio at James James Radio, James James Radio, got my penis in you, yeah.

Feels good radio, yeah. Melon's melons easy. I've got to find you gonna do some more jokes up on the deck, melons melons easy. James, James, James, James, James, James, James, James, James, James. You're a good person, James. Thanks, James. Love you, James.

Love you, James. Eddie, Eddie Sunshine. You're stupid. So we've docked in the Jolly Harbor. French toast has been made. And Charlie's like, what did you guys have to break this? I'll have some French toast. Did you have this French toast?

Oh my God, Carlos, try this French toast. This might be one of our specialties. We're gonna call this one thing that went right on this yacht, French toast. Take that. Love the presentation. Love the presentation. I'm like, okay, Gail Simmons relax.

And then Carlos goes, can I have a little bump of it? I'm like a bump of French toast. You think it's that Clayton Perry? So then meanwhile, like Eddie and Shane are talking and Eddie's like, well, sunshine, probably not gonna get a huge chip. Ha, and Shane is like, well, of course, at the end of the day, money's just money.

And then he's like, yeah, it just pays for everything you need in life. Sunshine, you're stupid, sunshine. Ugh. Yeah. I love him, people. Yeah. Eddie, you know, someone reminded us

that back when Eddie was on the show that we used to call him Alex Peak-Keaton, because he does have that look about him. Yes. And he was just always, you know, like perfect, you know? I'm by the book. But now he's trying to be like cool guy and I wonder if that's why I just don't get those

Alex Peak-Keyton vibes anymore. He's like, I'm a bra now, all right? He's just like so condescending. Like, whenever I see Eddie at first, I'm like, oh, Eddie, he's so nice and reliable. And then I'm like, oh, he is so condescending. And Shane is an idiot and Shane is ridiculous. But I'm finding myself on Shane's side

just because I find Eddie to be really condescending. And I've worked for people like that or I've worked with people like that. And it's just like the worst because they're like, he's just condescending enough that you can't be like, what a huge fucking, he's like not like a yellow necessarily, he's not like like a like that boss from hell,

but he's just condescending enough that it gets under your skin and you're like, I wanna say something, but I wanna make a big deal about it, and then if you do say something, then he just acts more condescending like, okay, you know? Yeah, I guess you've got to talk to HR, Snowflake. Yeah, it's like that thing. I'm like, I like that. So they're all leaving now. It's goodbye, Tom. So everybody's lining up to say goodbye and get Charlie hugs. Captain, thank you so much for keeping us safe.

Captain, I guess what I should say is until next time, Rick, I'm just always back. Until next time, Rick. I'm just always back. I think it's obvious to all of us that we thought what didn't work on this charter and we felt that to be honest We felt that we felt the growing pains and that that being said you all had an incredible attitude and James you are a real Standout. I'm like you are not the host of a reality competition. Okay, this is not America. I don't okay say thank you It was a wonderful time our tipple reflect our feelings move on like we do not We do not need you to hold two photos of America's next top stew in your hands James, thank you so much for letting us actually play cornhole on your cornhole Okay, you get the most tip. Okay, here's the tip, everybody.

Bye, RFO R. It's just so awful. I just so, so awful. Of course, James, you're the real standout. James did nothing except have a good body. Yeah, it was like a very polite way to end a nice trip full of sexual harassment. Well, that's what the awful people do, by the way. They're awful, awful, awful, awful. And then they do like one token nice gesture at the end. So that way people leave saying like, oh, you know, he actually was pretty cool. But no, he was awful all along. And now he's just trying to like buy back brownie points. Yeah, you still suck, Charlie. Yeah. Francesca Francesca Lee get in the wheelhouse. So she comes up and he's like, I just wanted to check with you on a personal situation

Well, it turns out that if a balloon wants to fuck and you put a tail over its head it doesn't pop itself Is he that idiot putting oranges on her boobs and calling a melons wants to know if she can move to the exterior And Francesca is so like such a politician, she goes, well, if she wants to thrive in a different apartment, absolutely, of course, I'll be the first department short, thrive in, but we love giving it an opportunity is down to a And is he's like, I'll be glad to get rid of him. He's like, all right, I'll crew I'll crew, I'll crew everybody

in the crew, messing five. Ow, that fucker. I'm sitting in the center of the wall. He just walks into the wall. He starts getting ready to turn into a door, he starts to early and he's like, oh, that dammit. It's like a cloud coming in in the morning.

You see it coming and yet there's no way to stop it. Cornhole clenched. So actually the boat I think is attacking people. I mean, just in one episode, we've seen Eddie Trepp and her Disney, the captain run into the wall. A guy fall down the stairs. I think it's like one of those just haunted things. We'll move out of wall just a little bit so you hit it.

You know, a haunted yacht. Yeah, a haunted yacht. A haunted yacht. I love that. Like a finally, finally a demon has some taste. Like, what's up with these old shitty houses? Like, don't demons want a flip? Don't they want an open layout? Like, why not take a yacht?

It's a dead bravo recapper. So some cat. So, okay, a tip meeting. He's like, well, you know, some guests are difficult as others, or more difficult than others. You know, as a charter guest, he's as tough as they come and as a human being, he's just a pile of shit. But he did leave us 25, all right?

So he did try to buy back her good graces and honestly, why not? $2200 per person go have at it and It's is these first American dollar and at least like yeah, it's a Benjamin right down He's back to Alex be kidding in public so Francesca's then then captain Lee says that he's going to be a So, Francesca's, then Captain Lee says that he's going to be a,

go to the deck team and so Francesca again is like, well, I'm devastated that you're leaving the time, but I'm super happy that you're going to be thriving in an area you need to be in. So there you go, no backsees, by the way, no backsees. And he's like, I don't think you are, but I think you're saying that because there are other people around, but whatever. So he's like, all right, well, I don't think you are, but I think you're saying that cause there are other people around. But whatever. So he's like, all right, well,

I'm gonna allow you to go out this evening, but remember, you represent this boat. Your personalities must show that you are a boat worth caring someone like Charlie. Ah, never mind, just go fuck a bunch of, fuck a bunch of hood person, do some cow. Just get on back here by morning, kids. Yeah. So Francesca asked Azzy to do sit like before she like switches over to the deck team.

She has like one final task which is to organize a pantry and then Eddie wants Izzy at 4.30. They basically are having like a custody battle over Izzy. You know, it's like the really terrible version of Kramer versus Kramer. It's like yeah It's like nobody ever paid attention to the kid until it was time to fight over them in the divorce Yeah Exactly neither parent ever showed up to one of their goddamn soccer games But now that it's a now that it's a point of contention they suddenly care Yeah, as he's suddenly like cared about So then oh then we see Shane wrapping outside.

He's like, too change Shane, got a lot of game with my boy Eddie. We get in trouble. We cause a lot of medley. And then Eddie goes, probably you should stop doing that. Which I agree with Eddie. I was embarrassed for Shane. But because Eddie said it in such a condescending way, I was like, you let him have his artistic expression. Okay, let him rhyme Eddie with Medley,

even though it makes no sense and doesn't really even rhyme. You let him do that. Yeah, and his artistic expression of trying to like kind of drag-perform cally, you know? He's like, I'm gonna be, you know, they don't like me, and I'm gonna just be another character from below deck. How about that? You're doing great, Shane! You're doing great, Shane. Here, I got you a paper straw. Oh, oops, I got it way.

I'll get you another one. I brought you a paper straw, but unfortunately, the bowdime bond just ran into a turtle and killed it. Sorry, honey. Hey, honey, I brought you some, I brought you some, your favorite shirt but I can't give it to you because it turns out I'm on a green piece raf and then go in the other direction by. Hope you get some time off so you can

come visit me on this coral reef which I'm currently bleaching, making it clean. Mom! Oh wait you were doing so well. You brought me a paper straw and you were working with green piece. Why did you do that part? So poor Dumb is the important I shouldn't say dumb poor slow is he trying to clean these counters So are these covers? Okay, all right, so you're gonna clean clean the covers. Clean the covers. Clean the covers. All right. What I want to see in there is everything organized, everything.

All right, you're walking away. Don't walk away. The covers are over here. The covers are over here. Like, just gonna pull her hair out. Send her out to the deck. You know, that's where she belongs. And that's good too.

We need someone as wildly incompetent as easy to go out and like be in charge of, you know, keeping the boat afloat. So now it's 20 hours before the next charter. And Eddie keeps calling Shane's sunshine, you know, because Shane has an optimistic outlook and I guess has blonde hair. So why not be a dick and call him sunshine?

Like why not make one of half the thing to say, right? Like, hey sunshine, it's like an old timey thing to say. Yeah, but we can't really do it. There's warmth. There's like, there's like the warmth of like, like, how I remember when I was like, you know, sunshine, but when Eddie does it, it's like, you're stupid sunshine. Eddie, I'm just gonna protect all like a variety of my own personal issues onto Eddie and everyone just has to deal with it. Okay.

It's not even yeah, I mean, he reminds me honestly of like I think my first job I had a supervisor named Noah, and at first I thought Noah was really cool, and then I started to really feel like he was really condescending, and Eddie reminds me so much of Noah that I have a really hard time with it. So I like, I have to project all my Noah

as she's onto Eddie, and it's just the way it's gonna be all season long everyone, I'm sorry. So, Izzy is moving like Izzy moves like really, really slowly. And Jessica's getting mad. She's like, I feel Izzy is trying to overrode me. She wants to get on deck, but all I've asked her to do something, it is on the Cupid War,

is on, and Elizabeth, who is still on the show, believe it or not, is saying. They really have this negativity, and I really hate the negativity. Like, I've been there when a chief stu-turned-sour and it sucks. She's acting as if like, she had a chief stu that like, eight food after midnight was exposed to light or something like, like, you don't want to see a chief stu when she turns into a grandma. Okay, have you ever seen a Corvette being run by a sour chiefs do?

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Follow this and tell wherever you get your podcasts. You can listen ad-free on the Amazon Music or Wondering Out. So Rachel is talking to Izzy in the kitchen and she's like, yeah, I'm actually wondering what my boyfriend is doing right now. He's been stuck in my face in the space and she's like, yeah, I'm actually wondering what my boyfriend is doing right now. Like he's been stuck in my face in the space and like, what's he up to? And Izzy's like, oh, you have a boyfriend? Well, that's cute. I didn't buy it.

I recognize, yeah, I recognize your surprise there. It's not very nice. She's like, wow, you have a boyfriend? Whoa, good for you. Wow. Oh, you thought I was single, huh? That's your surprise that I was single, right? That I, like, yeah, your surprise that I didn't want

to be care about me. No, yeah, yeah, yeah, that you're single, but also that I'm in a stable relationship, yeah. But also, yeah, that I don't talk about my boyfriend a lot. I understand. But the other thing I'm sort a stable relationship, yeah. Yeah, but also, yeah, that I don't talk about my boyfriend a lot, I understand. But the other thing I'm surprised, guys, just sort of thought that the team you played for was professional, because I have natural athletic abilities.

Yeah, no, it's only intramural, and it's on weekends, yeah. What, you thought I liked short guys? You're right, I do, because that was a monaco, and I was in this Indian restaurant, and this little guy comes walking up and sits across from me And then he was eating and I was eating and then he was chatting and I was chatting and before we knew it We hung out and we have ever since I've called them shorty Every time I've told this story I've made him shorter and shorter

Hope he loves watching this on TV He's basically a Super Mario sticker that I just put on a binder and bring with me places. Say, that's my boyfriend. And he's like, I just mean to have a boyfriend in this industry is just, it's like such a rarity. And she's like, oh, you don't have a boyfriend?

And of course it's dizzy. So she's like, oh yeah, dude, my vibrator's my best boyfriend. Yeah. She's like, my vibrator is my best friend. It's given me more orgasms than any other person ever has and I'll probably just keep it that way. Well, by the way, as long as we're talking about surprising revelations about Rachel,

something that we have not discussed is the fact that Rachel was on America's next top model several years ago. I don't know, I don't remember how closely you watched A&TM, but I think she was on like season five or six. I totally forgot until I read an article, but yeah, so fun facts. There you go. There you go. So Izzy's like, yeah, I'm just gonna keep that way. Five radios for live. And she tells her it's so hard to have a healthy functional relationship. Isn't love my little guy, little tiny man. He could fit in this, gonna keep that way five minutes for live. And she tells her it's so hard to have a healthy,

functional relationship. Is that love my little guy, little tiny man? He could fit in this, be could fit in this stockpot right here. Gotta love that guy. So there we go. Is he, is he from New Zealand, right? You know, no, that was Rachel. Oh, that was Rachel.

Oh, sorry. Yeah, I was Rachel. Oh, that was Rachel. Oh, sorry. I was so good. I'm just doing my own Muppet show over here. Just don't mind me. We're just projecting our own stuff on. You're projecting something on to Izzy. I'm projecting something on to Eddie. No, I thought you were doing Rachel's, I mean, Izzy's voice.

I was like, I don't want to say anything, but I feel like there are probably people listening at home saying does Ronnie know that she's from the ceiling So I had to kind of voice it for those people who are getting that like low-level anxiety. Oh, yeah, I was being Rachel So Eddie's like deck team of San Paul is he want to join us? Is he you're gonna need to move a little faster? Dad is he moving all right here she is and move a little faster. Dad, is he moving? All right, here she is. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha What's it called with the gift? You're doing great, Shane. Just use your words. Use your words. Shane wrap it out. Use your wrapping. All right, you want to know what this is? It's a line.

Anybody know what the line is called? Anybody? Anybody? All right, is you got that one? You said it very slowly, but it is a spring line. A forward spring line. All right, anybody know what this does? Anybody know what that does? Anybody know what that does? I've just proved it. Shane is still stupid sunshine. Yeah, he's like, Shane, could you wrap on the cleat and Eddie's, so then Shane, Shane like, ties this rope around this, this knobby thing. And then he goes, what is that?

You just locked it off in a really hideous fashion. And then James goes, it's disgusted even. And like, apparently he was supposed to loosely put the rope on the thing but he's just being so obnoxious you're trying to teach someone and you're being so obnoxious about it like that's not how you're gonna get a good performance Noah I mean Eddie well that's a wrap that's a hold and that's a lock-off and that's a jeesh-bag all right sunshine's like, I love teaching people

because I'm gonna teach you the right way, my way! So then we go back to Liz, who's just, I think, in the laundry room or she's somewhere, she goes, we have the essential oils, I need the essential oils! So everybody's done working and out's time for a crew meeting because all the crew has to meet up because they're gonna greet the guests. It's the preference sheet meeting.

So what meeting am I at? Well, we can put some. We go sunshine. So it's the preference sheet meeting and this next group is a bunch of 20-somethings, rich 20-somethings. And Eddie's like, wow, 20-somethings, like it's probably a lot of drinking.

I mean, I was a wild giant, which I was 22, but now that I'm 35, I can't get out of bed for a week. All right, because I'm older now when I'm like smarter sunshine. Future sunshine. Get ready, it's millennial city. and he's like, okay, boomer. I love you dad. I love you, son.

All right, well, they're excited to be chartering for the first time. Bax is a surfer in Max is a star quarterback of University of Las Vegas. They're bringing their girlfriends and a couple other silly little butt heads. And they're not showing up to left news so we don't gotta worry about lunch.

Everybody got it? And they want sushi served on a new female model the first night and so that should be fine. Okay, ready? All right. So now it's time to go out and party. Everyone's getting dressed. Everyone's getting excited.

The first night out for below-dacks. You know, it's gonna be a party time. And James is like, you know, I'm a manager at Beckett Hale. I'm a manager of Traffic Cones. I work from 6 p.m. to 6 a.m. Even the pissing down rain on Nate's social life all last year, except for Joanne, who is of course the,

pint, the traffic cone I like the most. Also a Pine Cone. She started as a Pine Cone, turned into a traffic cone. Anyway, I could not be more excited to go out and meet some pinecones of my own. Drain is kind of a loose girl, but she's a...she's a girl, so that's the most important thing. God I miss her! Better than...better than Miranda. Miranda, well I mean what I liked about Miranda is that she could really rebound, you could just walk all over her and she always comes spring back

Of course she was made of plastic and was a cone Whenever she'd get mad at me. I just had a funny little joke to get it back into my bed It's a orange a glad you met me and we'd laugh and laugh But of course he's from the sexually harassiest job of all time construction worker. Yes. So they're already and they all go into the van, load into the vans and stuff and Shane drives with the girls and he's like, so do you know when we get the news to you and do we hate them?

I didn't hear him say Shane said that. Yeah. Wow. That's. Yeah. Yeah. So they're in the taxi. We're just hearing snippets of conversations. And we just hear James ask Shane, when was the last time you bleached your asshole Shane? And he goes, uh, never. He's talking about your asshole. Not the great barrier reef. I was doing the reef. You're doing the asshole. Shane. It's okay. God, I did not even hear that. That's crazy.

So we're both here different things from the show. But it goes by so fast and half this show is done and just off the cuff little things, you know. Off the cuff little lines like, hey, when was the last time you shaved your asshole? Okay. Anyway, what do you guys want to order? Let's press on Martinez. So they all order espresso Martinez as their sweet sweet revenge on Charlie and They talk about how much they love sushi and stuff and so I was writing a lot of stuff down and then I will I wrote why am I writing this? They have to do something nothing that yeah Well James is like I'm like saw to party and's like, chugging his martini and everything and he's getting drunk or I'm like, here we go.

And then James is talking to Liz and Elizabeth and he's like, do you believe in StarSigns? And she's like, a hundred percent. And he's like, well I laugh at people who are into that. It doesn't make sense. You stupid, stupid girl. And she's like, and then says something about him being in Gemini and that's a red flag, etc.

So you're like, ooh, this is it's ramping up. He's getting drunk. It's we're ramping up for a first big crazy night out on below deck. It's going to be wild. It's going to be mad. I mean, it's only 9.43 pm. They're just getting started. Why don't go home? I want to go home. Do you want to go home? They all just want to go home. Do you want to go home? I don't want to go home. They just want to go home. And James is like, what the hell? I mean, come on.

It's holiday. All we have to do is wash a boat for Christ's sake. Come on. It's like it's not a holiday. He's like, no, but I'm on holiday. It's like, no, you're here to work. No, it's a holiday. It's like James, what sort of holiday did you go on

that requires you to be doing manual labor for like 72 hours straight for it to get one night off? Yeah, well, you ain't on a freeway. I guess you know, you just have to. That's true. To structure your expectations. Splash bypassing cars, so that'll help. So they're all going to bed and he's all upset. He's like,

this crew is just too serious for me. And then he's dancing in his cabin and his Andy and like playing with his balls. Yeah, sure what that was about. But I appreciate it. They did bull me to death actually. So there's the next morning, cleaning, cleaning, cleaning, and Shane is brushing his teeth, and the whole deck crew is out on the deck, because eight o'clock, when they're supposed to be out on deck, and Eddie's like, where is sunshine?

I mean, I guess he doesn't understand that on deck means on deck at work, at work. Then he comes down and you just hear, and James is, or not James, Shane is brushing his teeth with electric tooth, And he comes down and you just hear, booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo I don't know how those break down into the earth. We'll have to do some research on that. So he's like, it's 804, buddy. He's like, well, tomorrow maybe I'll be faster. He's like, ah, I'm gonna get here. Ah! So then Francesca is, everybody's just working now, okay?

I don't need to tell you every single little thing I'm thinking they're doing people, okay? Francesca tears off the paper towel. Whoa! Oh! But we do have something big that happens, which is that in the middle of all this cleaning, cleaning, cleaning. A blonde lady starts walking towards the boat and guess what?

She's fit. She's proper fit. It's Ashling. Everyone meet Ashling. The news, do you? Yes, a little, a little, a little lady named Ashling. And Rachel, she's not a full Ash, she's an ashling, just a little baby ash. So Francesca and Rachel are looking for the naked sushi lady. And Rachel's like,

that's like looking at porn. That gives a whole new meaning to bento box. So Ashling comes on the boat and Shane is of course right in that right away. He's like, well, hello greetings. I'm on holiday. She's like, hello, I'm Ashling, nice to meet you. My bag got lost in trains it. So, yeah James is like, so we might be showing a room tonight. You single, she goes, narrow, just kidding. And then she's like, oh, I didn't make it like that. Sorry, mate. And so she meets everybody. And sorry, but she doesn't get to share with him.

She's gonna share with Francesca instead. So now it's gonna be two cries and one. And one, two Australian cries. Yeah, this is gonna be the cry of a season ever. It'll be like That's my impersonation of two Australians crying because I imagine this is a to-do-do playing Yeah, very sad symphony of to-do-do-do I don't know. Oh, I'm so yellow. So she's like, I got in the adding to get the hell out of Australia.

I did 12 knots on a 48 meter. And I killed it. Yeah, this is like really cute little giggle. Yeah, she's really adorable. My last chatty was Nia's whole but Frincheska seems awesome. Hopefully we'll get on like a hair salon for ya, which I feel like I don't ever understand.

I always feel like that's a weird metaphor to use, especially on a yacht. I don't think we want to be like thinking about houses on fire, on a yacht where you live in, and it's on water, and you don't want it to be on fire. Yeah, there needs to be like a better saying, but I'm not really good at coming up with saying, even though I'm from Texas, but it's not right. White on rice.

White on rice is a lot. Yeah, like we need to be friends. We need, we're going to get along like something that floats with that holes in the bottom of it. Like something something that floats very safely. You know what? We're going to be friends like, um um like tar on a boat on a boat hole. Um so Izzy is moving over James so she's like I also did moving the James

that's right because I know not everyone's okay we sharing a guy my last roommate was the 60 year old captain and it's not because he cleans off the shower walls after he has a work out on care Yeah Check the ceilings too. So then Fran Yeah, he works out a lot. He's got a lot of energy and he's very young check the ceilings Check everybody's room actually this listen We all saw what happened with something about Mary. It can go in any direction. Okay. So, um, Francesca is like teaching Ashling what to do. It's one of those things where she's saying everything and they keep cross fading to show how much

stuff there is. It's like, first, you have to organize the cupboard because dumb dumb out there, the walking lollipop with melons on the beach couldn't figure out how to organize the whole cupboard. So you gotta do that laundry Laundry, Keatonley's uniform, floors, you gotta put the juggle, every hour, every hour, you have to juggle three things for two minutes straight, espresso martini's, then juggle the martini's too, a lot of juggling, a lot of it.

And the guests are coming today. He he he he he. And she's flown 30 hours to get here. She has jet lag. She's exhausted and Literally Francesca just keeps listing things Listen right them down right them. No, okay And this poor girl doesn't even have underwear because she or her bags never arrived So she I mean she's literally right off the plane without underwear and, I don't even know how she can,

I don't even know how she can do what she's doing. So one hour until guest arrival and cleaning, cleaning, cleaning, and hey, does Captain Lee have those, have those shirts that are supposed to be iron for him? Does, are those around anywhere? And which Liz, Lizbeth was supposed to do, she's supposed to iron those a long time ago. She didn't, so she has to rush it up to Captain Lee

and he's like, I love putting on white shirts, yeah? And Eddie is like, what? Wet shirt, can I see you, but that's like that? And he touches like, oh yeah, that really is wet. Definitely damp. And then Francesca goes to Elizabeth and she's like, here are two stripe epilates. Now here's the only thing I want

because you're getting two stripes now. Don't mess up the uniform. The captain's uniform is extremely important. Yeah, yeah, I got it, all right. And she's like, it's a big job doing the second position. I just hope that she makes us all proud. I'm like, I think that's really nice that you want to motivate Elizabeth,

by giving you the stripes that she'll rise the challenge, but there's been nothing so far that indicates that she rises to any challenge. So this may be a premature, epilet moment for you. Yeah, so then line it up, the kids are coming. And just like kids, one of them is like, yeah, it's time to rock and roll. He's like, bro, look at that.

And she's just like looking at Max and Dax come down. We first of all, Max and Dax, all of well. He's like looking at Max and Dax come down the deck. There's gonna be a lot of white claws. Yeah, I'm like, you know Shane, this is like your pure group, right? So, so then Captain Lee's like, well I've got ties older than them, okay?

Mainly bullows, but still, they still qualify in the genre of ties and they're all older than these kids. Wow, wow. So, woo! Everybody's super excited, so they're getting the tour of the boat. And he's like, oh, yeah, should we check IDs? Yeah, those are some kids

Strollers, all right, that's enough talking to me And the team I mean that the the guests are like they're like um What's the Wi-Fi that's the most important question which by the way? I'm not saying that to make fun of them. I think that is the most important question. And I'm surprised that like, I feel like that was put in there to be like, look how self-involved these 20 somethings are because they need to have Wi-Fi since they get on the boat.

But I'm like, yes, that's exactly right. High five. Team 20 something. Yeah. Um, and, uh, they see the master suite. One of the girls is like, oh my god, they got this room because she bought another beer pong challenge. I mean a beer pong challenge. It's like the only reason a beer pong challenge.

The kids are just like running around. They are so excited. And this girl is like, the weather has been so wack. This is wack weather. And just like running around. I don't know, I kind of loved them. I thought they seemed like they were having the,

they just seemed so happy and so thrilled. And then after like watching Charlie and his like, guess all his entitled friends being so obnoxious, just watching people who actually appreciated being on a yacht and like enjoying it and just like, I know they're actually nice. Like that's drink. They set you up to hate them and they're actually really nice

Yeah, and so she's like oh my god. They're like so romantic looking over the balcony jacks and tax like oh my god I'm not pregnant, but if I do get pregnant. I'm naming my baby jack stocks I just gonna go into tax law um jacks tax I was gonna go into tax law. Max, Max, stocks. Jack's on tax and tax from ex. So then, yeah, French Huskers like, I mean, I'm a little invious, they should be saving me. So then we just see stuff like things are getting hauled

around on the deck. But then one of those guys goes, you'll max. I want to piss off the boat. Does that mean he wants the pee off the side of it or he wants to anger the boat? He wants to piss off the side of the boat. Okay, you never know on the show. So then Francesca's like, Oh, Ashling, alright, come here.

I'd love to talk about this. I love this. Okay, laundry, then you'll do the math, then you'll do service, and you'll do coffee, then you'll do coffee again, just because sometimes coffee gets thirsty, so we wanted to always have a cup of coffee Then you'll dust and fingerprint, then you'll do coffee, service, mess hole, and laundry again Just do it all over again. Are you getting serious? Actually, it's because I love making them

Ashling, do you have any experience sweeping up ashes and also seeing blue birds? And Ashling's like, well, that's a lot. And then a guy just falls down the stairs. And then the other one goes, he's such a loser. It's like, okay, and can I ask you to please do the captain's uniform? Or please? And she's like, geez. So yeah, because Ashling goes down into Laundry room, and because it's actually Elizabeth,

who gave her the captain's uniform to do, even though that was Elizabeth's job. And Ashling sees the laundry, and she's like, looks like a bloody hurricane blew through here. And you can just tell that Ashling is like, laundry obsessed. Here's what I feel like Ashling's arc is gonna be. She's the type of person who's like, I actually love doing laundry and I can't go to sleep

until all the laundry's done. I just can't because I love doing laundry, so then she always gets put on laundry and then in about four episodes she'll be like, I just feel like all I do is the laundry and I just want to have more out of this experience. I feel like that's going to be her arc. I'm saying it right now.

Yeah, that's the trope, that's the below deck trope. The girl who claims to love laundry, but then resents it by the end of the season. And then realizes that she's better than that and goes on to another boat to do more laundry. Oh, it's like a circle of laundry. It's really nice. So James is getting changed and as he goes into their room, he's like, I'm getting naked if you want to see she goes Are you not decent? He's like, have I ever not been decent? Come on. Take a look.

So then France, Francesca, it goes upstairs and sees that the bar is sturdy and she's like, oh there's a bath. Can you keep the power clean? I like the bar clean. Yeah, and Citrus stains marble. And so then there was like rainbows and then Francesca finds out that that Elizabeth gave the uniformed reviews to Ashling. And so she's like, I mean, I'm just a little bit annoyed. I mean, I gave her two stripes

and then she gave the uniform thing to Ashling and now she's taking an app. Who would have thought that if I gave a lazy stew two stripes nothing would change Yeah Then outside the guys are laying out and one of them goes yeah that landscaping. It's fucking sweet Fuck sweet landscape and bra Terri so what time is dinner? Eight? Let's shoot dinner at eight. And she has to check on when the naked sushi lady's coming.

And Rachel's like, did you order bus or no bus? Ha ha ha ha. Send the kids jump in the ocean. There's jet skis and there's fun. But guess what? There's a storm rolling in. So Eddie's like, hey guys, you gotta come back in because there's a storm. So come on in, come on in.

So they're coming in and then Shane, who's on the other side of the boat, says exterior, exterior, we got rain coming in and Eddie's like, man, you are very observant. He's like, he's like, I understand the hierarchy on the boat. Like, I know titles, and I respect titles, but I'm no pushover. It's like, okay, Shane, okay. You go, Shane, you tell him. So he goes, Daddy, and he's like, Eddie, I don't appreciate your sarcasm, man.

He's like, I'm killed! You were about five minutes late when it started raining. Like, if you can't take a joke about rain, you should find a different crew, right? I'm going to go to the beach. I'm going to go to the beach. You're about five minutes late when it started raining. If you can't take a joke about rain, you should find a different crew, right? Yeah, a stupid person. And then Eddie tells us,

I do sarcasm because I didn't want to hurt your feelings. Stop like... You don't want sarcasm, pay attention to the weather. Okay? Now, do you want me to be straight up or sarcasm? Because that wasn't sarcasm. that was just like a dick voice But it wasn't sarcastic. Do you see the difference? Do I need to call dad down here? He's like okay, then I'm gonna be straight up Too what about that? He's like all right. Well, you also have to listen to me

Okay, that's sarcastic or that straight up that straight up. And sing gives a look at the guys. K. Oh. So Eddie, Eddie Francesca, entertainment is ready. So go get the model from the show. So Eddie and Shane hop on the tender and they head off to the, they head off to the jolly harbor and they get this model and they put her on the boat.

And then I guess back on the boat the kids break something and then we're back on the tender and so they're heading back. They're heading back and now they're back at the yacht and they need to tie in the tender. So Shane has to throw the rope to the yacht. It throws the rope, and of course it misses, because that's Shane. So it falls in the water. Yeah. And then they try again, but then it falls too far.

He's like, I can't get it. I can't get it now. And then we go to the kitchen where there's some salmon cutting, and then there's some table-setting with chopsticks. And Ash is like, I'm going to bet you knowing here, but I'm going be annoying here, but I'm gonna put their mismatched chopsticks, but I'll do it in an order to say look

like they're supposed to be like that. She's like, good job. And then this poor nude model comes on. And she seems like, hello, he's like, right. Just leering all over her. And she's like, she's like, hi, I'm Ali. He's like, right, just leering all over her and she's like, she's like, hi, I'm Ali. He's like, oh yeah. Yeah, but before she gets on board though,

there's like a huge amount of drama because like when Shane, like Shane couldn't get the rope, he couldn't throw the rope, so then the rope gets caught under the boat and then he can't reach it. And so then all of a sudden it's one of these dramas of like, you know, like, oh, if you don't get the boat, like you have to pick it up with the anchor and if you don't get the end, if you don't do it right, then the anchor could

hit the rudder and the rudder could break and then we can all sink and then all the oceans would actually be all the fish and the oceans would all get killed and cats and leaves watching like, oh god, what the hell is going on here with the tender and the rope? Oh, yep, she's on board. Okay, we did it. We did it. But hey, we had enough drama to get to a commercial break and we found it, nailed it, kids, nailed it. And Eddie goes, Eddie goes, I can't get angry. It's not gonna do any good. I mean, if I hurt his feeling,

he's gonna go sit in the corner and cry, and then what am I gonna do? Shut up, Eddie. Yeah, I'm gonna cry. I'm gonna cry. So now Rachel is cutting tuna and she's like, oh, it's so fatty and amazing. It's like the copay beef cut of tuna. Yeah You know it's custom I spent a lot of time in Japan and

It's really customary if your boss goes out all night and drinks you stay with him because if you leave that's just rude All right another thing I learned in Japan to make sushi Alright, another thing I learned in Japan to make sushi. Odd road to sushi, but um... Well I think, well I think that she was at work, I'm assuming she was just like working at a sushi restaurant or a staging or something like that. So she had to like spend all this drinking time with her sushi master boss. She's just flirting sushi while he's getting wasted at all my. I like it baby. Um so she's like, yeah, there's a dance to it. And everyone upstairs is doing jello shots.

And then the models on the table and James just like lingering around just, you know, leering at her. Yeah, he's just standing there, like staring at her. And I guess she's supposed to just lay there without any kind of expression Because yeah, I mean she basically looks terrified. It looks like a song movie, you know She's just laying there scared and he's like you need help And she's like no, no, and he just stands there staring at her naked laying on the table. Dude

Could someone move away? on the table. Dude, could someone move away? It just makes me think back to the time when there was naked sushi on Real Housewives of Orange County and Vicki went up to the girl with the sushi, said, get a job, get a job, you don't need to be doing this, get a job. What do you think about this proud of you right now? Get a job. So Ashling is still doing laundry and like the, so the kids all sit down on the table and they're like, yo, was she alive? Oh, and then Rachel comes up and she starts

to make a presentation like, well, what we have here, we have some fatty tuna, there's a family of this and that she's like going through everything and they're just like, oh, they're just like so excited. They're just like eating things like, is this the Yul-Rolls? Is the Yul-Rolls, oh, Joll of shots? And Rachel cannot hide her disdain.

She's just actively frowning at the gas in front of her. She's like, I think this is lost on them. Yeah, and they're just taking selfies with the naked girl who can't move. That looks terrified. So then Captain, Captain Annie, Captain, Captain Annie, what was that shit show about today? And he's like, well I need help daddy, just can't do it alone.

He's like, yeah I see why, a kid's gonna get someone killed. Time for a wake up call, I'm not putting up with this shit. Yeah, and then we see Ashling and she's still doing laundry and French ask us like, what are you still doing up? Like, I need you up super early, like at 6.30 in the morning girl and he's like, honestly, you guys, I would pay to do this. One of the girls was like, you did. And that seemed a below dick for this week. Yeah.

I'm excited to see what happens with Ashling, like, why is she crying? I guess probably because she is sleep deprived and overworked at the moment. Yeah, because she's overworked and then fucking Fred Jessica just comes in like okay be up in six hours Yeah, I'm the way I'm lady Thanks everyone for listening. We are back tomorrow. So Are we doing great bit of spake off tomorrow? We're not doing it tomorrow. What do we decide? We are because we finally got the Bravo schedule for next week and everything's on.

So we thought there'd be nothing on. We thought there'd be no new episodes on Bravo next Wednesday, which meant that we wouldn't have any housewives or anything for during Thanksgiving and day after. Turns out Bravo is so kind. They have new episodes on Wednesday, which means we get to work those days. But there was plenty to be thankful for on Bravo.

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