Watch What Crappens - Below Deck Med: Ax the Rich

Episode Date: September 21, 2021

Below Deck Med finally contends with its Lexi problem, and Malia gets her ass handed to her. Without a hug! This week's bonus is a Snap Judgement breakdown of the Great British Baking Show contestants. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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begin at that dinner where Lexi is losing her mind at Matt because Matt's been poke, poke, poke, poke, poke, poke poke and she will not be poked. So she has just called him the R word, said that he should have been aborted, and then she's standing up and saying the real bitch is out now. He thinks he's a G, I'm the real G. Better ask about me boys. Come see about Lexie. So Cornie is like is like Matthew we fucking love you so don't fucking ruin it because I swear to God Lexi almost got For the last time I'm like that's exactly what he's trying to do. He's trying to provoke her so she gets fired and So they're all just like mad at Lexi etc

And you know because she said the R word and she could said he should have been aborted like not cool, not cool. So she comes back. She walks back and mats after they're all like, Matt, stop it, stop it. She comes back and goes, welcome back to the worst piece in the world. Yeah. Also, people pointed out something we didn't point out, which is that Matt is being this way while wearing a just to be my shirt. But then even it out, he has a hoodie that he pulls over and it's a bogeyman hoodie. So there you go. There you go. It's both.

He came prepared for both outcomes and Lloyd is sitting there about to have some kind of panic attack or something. You know, he's like got the shakes because he had a traumatic, yeah. And he's literally got a Linus blanket For comfort over his shoulder like Linus from the peanuts, and he's really upset by all of this and so Matt Welcome back to Wee's face in the world. He want to start Matt cuz I'm a real bitch As you start saying something like well my bank account my and Courtney used to go, no one cares about your money. Lexi, I'm gonna say this to you to your face.

It's always a disgusting when you talk to people like that and that's what a god. Everybody in the tub, ladies and gentlemen, it's actually a goob smack by the stuff that's coming on your mouth. And she goes, okay, you know what, I'm gonna stop you because you're always saying stuff and everyone's saying stuff that's really rude. Well you said that he showed that a ball tin! And then they do this like stand fight where Courtney stands and she's like, You're a ball tin! Are you kidding me with that?

And then Lexi stands and she's like, Yeah, cuz the stuff he said is rude as fuck. And you guys were always giving him a pass when he says fucks up shit and you just let it slide. And then Courtney has sat back down but now she stands back up And she's like, no, I said he should be fired when you were fired Now what you get special attention and then Z stands That's like you can only talk if you're standing up. So he stands He's like, Lexi, I have to be honest. You have very rude to every single one of us. I Mean to go to Sandy. It's me. it's Amaro. Me, I heard tomorrow. So then Lexi says again, he's an R word.

So now it's like Lexi, you know, it like, I'm not gonna ever say I'm rooting for Lexi, but in this fight, I have, despite the vial thing she said, I've actually still been on her side because I still think that Matt was the one who really instigated this whole thing. And like we just know that he's gonna get off without really a problem Right, but it's like Lexi like this is you are falling into the trap

So she says this which and also Lexi should be reprimanded because you shouldn't be saying this and Katie's like What is wrong with you? What is wrong with people? And then Lloyd is like Lexi sit back and shut up. Yeah, which is huge for Lloyd to say anything, you know, he's like second to sum with his blankie. Yeah, I just love the visual of Lloyd with that blanket. And Courtney is like, you can't fit this. So she calls her the C word. I said, that's so fucking disgusting. I'm sorry to say the C word and Lexi goes you just said the cut fitness word He's like the cut fitness word and court exactly even want to be here

Do you even like any of us you want to be here Lexi? She's like that's not your question to ask twerk, okay? And Matt goes she's the worst human ever. And likes to go, you're not my superior in any way, which is actually wrong, he is the superior, but that's actually why I think it's so bad that as a superior, he is like taunting someone who works below him,

which I think is actually really fucked up. So then likes to goes, I understand that you want to go hard, she says it's a coordinate, because I understand that you want to go hard. She says it's a coordinate because I understand that you want to go hard. You can't twerk your whack and your shady ass fuck, which honestly, I was actually happy for Lexi at that moment because like we said last week, she's had to endure watching Courtney attempt to twerk all season long and act like she's an authority on it. And then Courtney does her, you know, cat wipe in its butt hole on the cat scratcher pole thing twerking at her. And Lexie's like you can't even do your job.

You were given it because you're nice. At which point now the entire staff of the restaurant is standing on the door. They're just so excited. They're like we haven't been able to serve anyone this restaurant for months. Thank you for coming in here and giving us entertainment. Yeah. So Lexie's like you can't mix a drink. You don't know what you're doing. And Malia chugs wine and Katie's screaming stop her old going

So they start packing into the vans and Katie's like this is what happens stress makes me want to vomit It just makes me want to vomit. I'm like, okay, you know Katie start firing Yeah, we'll start reporting. I need more from you You need to be doing more in this situation than just yelling Yeah, I've been really disappointed with Katie and the the latter half of the season here It's now there in the the vans and so in one van is like most the people without Lexi and Matt's like I refuse to work with Lexi anymore and Courtney's like if anyone deserves to work with Lexi anymore.

And Courtney's like, if anyone deserves to see where it's her, it's her. And then in the other van, Malia is with Lexi and she's like, Lexi, I wanna say to you that I don't disagree that when Matthew gets drunk, he says some very offensive things, but what happens is that you'll stoop low and then unfortunately you don't remember

the night in the hot tub and that's why the van likes Matthew. And if that didn't happen then maybe people have had your back. And like she tells us she didn't have to explain that to me because I already knew that but like I didn't come into yawning to hold hands and be friends with everybody. So she got a little America's next top model in there too. Yeah Lexi. She really just like fulfilled her reality so our destiny, she finally said the phrase. She said the phrase, she said the phrase that what's her face had to say at the end of Laverth

to break the spell of the Goblin King. Yeah, that's like it. You have to say that to be released from below deck. I do really need to complete that is a few more. At the end of the day, that's, I need that phrase in there a little bit more. So the end of the day, that's a neat that phrase, and they're a little bit more. So yeah, she's definitely reached her peak.

She's dipping into the memes now. So, and then in the other vans, he's like, she's always talking about money. You're so poor. They're all cracking up. So then Malia's still trying to Malia's plane, and she's saying, I would also like say,

drop the whole many thing because there are people around the table than Malia still trying to Malia explain. And she's saying, um, I would also like say drop the whole menu thing because there are people around the table who aren't as fortunate. And like, she's like, I understand. Here's a fucking dollar. Okay, poor person. It's required. So they get back on the yacht and David is limping because he's still, he's still suffering from that terrible fall that he took. He's limping and they're all laughing. They're going, oh, he's a cripple. He's a cripple. So, here's the thing. If you're going to go really hard about Lexi saying the R word, this is sort of offensive too. This is sort of offensive language too. I'm just saying,

like, you know, you's sort of see it through. So then Lexi calls her friend in bed. And the guys meanwhile are outside talking about like, Alexi, she's just got weird faves, bro. Yeah, I mean, bro, you didn't help bro. I'm like, and so then Katie and Malia are talking and Katie is saying how Lexi's just isolated herself and Malia's like, say yes and Matthew's not innocent but hers I mean she's just happened to be well she's more evil and repulsive and so I go I think that's what you're saying and they kind of laugh about that and then we cut to Lexi in bed talking to her friend she's like you know like I'm kind of mad I went off on but I mean, I really hope he doesn't think anyone scared or intimidated by him.

You know, this is why I don't, this is why I just want rich friends because like, there's no conniving with rich people. Every time I have a friend that's like not rich, they try to ruin me. I'd like to introduce Lexi to exhibit a gossip girl exhibit B dynasty exhibit C every soap opera in the history of man You know those you know those like very honest rich people who never tried to hide anything and they're just up front and honest with you You know only a poor person would say that But I also like that that's where she took it. I like that she's like, yeah, they're so awful to me.

This is why I want to have rich friends. It's like, wait, wait, that's where we're going with this. I'm like, well, I just want to bring her down because they're poor. So then, Tulani is talking about how she's done with showering. They're in the crew mess. And so she's like, I'll be leaving tomorrow. And so Malia says, you know what, Delaney, you have been a treat. I've been in your situation where I've had to help interior and I probably didn't take it as well as you did. I mean, you did great. Like you were just calling her a fucking

liar at the restaurant. Pick a lane, Malia. I know. You did absolutely great in failing to tie a knot. You did so wonderful. Anyway, we've elected not to keep you on board by. So, uh, so then the guys are asking, they're with Z and they're asking what about Courtney and basically Z's talking about how he's always the friend zone guy and then Matt's like like, well maybe when you become third and fourth to student next turn, you have to put a shift in with her, you know?

Maybe you can put her your penis in the vagina a little bit, he'd be nice, be nice. So Katie comes in and Lexi's still talking on the phone to her friend and Lexi's saying, they don't just start to know how I'm feeling because they can't afford to. And Katie's like, oh, you all good. You know, all of nothing to say about everything that just happened, you know, and Lexi's like, I'm sorry. Do I hear change jingling in a can? Excuse me. I'm going to go hang out with

rich people now. So then she walks out the room and calls her mom and starts talking about Matt, how he said a lot of fucked up things and how like she could have made him cry and she's like, she says, I can see it in his eyes. He's a weak person, he's poor. And the mom's like, but your preacher's kid, you're better than this.

Cause mom, stop saying I'm preacher's kid. It doesn't mean anything to me, dad died. And so like to me, I feel like it's also a pretty good reminder that this is a girl who is like really in the throes of like trauma, you know, and it's not to forgive anything that she's done because she like we've said many times on the record, you should have been fired weeks ago. But in this case, I still feel like Matt was truly the one to blame. Um, I think they're both wrong and they should both go.

I think they both should have been fired, actually. I agree. I think they both should have been fired. So then she's like, yeah, I need to be fired. Then we all need to be fired because everybody has said something, everyone. Can't, but not the same. Not really the same.

Not really. So then she's like, I am not gonna apologize. And then in the morning, Delaney is packing really, really slowly, yeah, hoping someone's going to come in and be like, Delaney, congratulations, Lexi, shit the bad. And you were now staying. But nobody really ever does that. Bluster, yeah, she's really trying to stop. Like, well, time for me to go, I'm just gonna go real slowly

down the hallway. Why would they follow someone who says epic so much? Lloyd, would you help me carry the suitcase? That would be epic. So David is still limping around and everything and Deline is saying her buys and, you know, and she says goodbye to Katie and hugging this person and that person. And she's like, well, you know, when you find your next boat and you find your next captain, you prove yourself and I'm definitely taking Stu off my CV.

Yeah, and no one comes to save her. She's like, okay, I'm leaving now, anybody? Any, okay. I'm really now. Anybody? Anybody? Okay. I'm really going now. It's gonna be epic. It's gonna be epic. I'm leaving. Anybody?

It's gonna be so fun. Bye. She's like down the, she's like down the, you know, walkway. What do you call that for you? I think you walk. I was gonna say the gang play the Paserale. Yeah, it's like there's a little cat there.

Buy cat. You want me to be cat? She just keeps leaving shrinkage like, oh, sorry, I left my watch. Got to come back on board. I hope no one got fired and needs a replacement. Okay, I'll be I'm going to try this string to this whaling and, you know, trail it behind me. In case anybody needs me. Okay. Did I leave my passport on board? Oh, God, I guess I got back, I backed on that yacht. Anyone change? Still have to see a number of stews is before no, no

So then the captain's just staring at a coffee cup as she is want to do and Katie's like well up-kipped in Handering handring whenever you're ready. Oh, you want to talk to me? What a surprise. Okay Let's let's go ahead and have a talk. So meanwhile Matt Mollier talking and he's like, that was awkward last night. What are you reckon? And she says, are you going to talk to Sandy because you know, it starts little and then it grows. And when you guys start insulting each other like that, he's like, but what's I insulting her though?

I mean, I was saying she was a horrible human, but like, what are you gonna get mad at me for pulling out parsley just because it's labeled? How else are you gonna know what it is?" And he goes, I feel bad about my behavior because it ruined everyone else's time too, but I'm not gonna apologize because I meant exactly what I said. I'm like, no, you should fucking apologize. If it's the cast night out and you ruin the cast night because of your behavior, I don't care if you meant what you no, you should fucking apologize. If it's the cast night out and you ruin the cast night because of your behavior, I don't care if you meant what you said.

You ruined everyone's night. So yeah, you better fucking apologize. So Molly is here or kind of gossiping about it. And she's like, well, I guess they're gonna talk to Sandy this morning. Okay, so gentlemen, is everyone okay? Because as your head of department, if anyone does have a concern come to me

I don't want everyone to feel like they can't have a complaint anybody anybody need to talk about it because You know if you were hurt you have a right to be hurt And Lord's like what I was absolutely shattered this time she can't say she wasn't so drunk She doesn't remember because you know what I I read design the slide because I'm an engineer and had books to one of my head and no one gave me any credit for that so I'm just pretty shatter right now I'm shattered. Captain Captain Katie Katie Katie Captain Captain Captain come to the bridge or you're

come to the bridge. So Katie goes up and she's like, so what now Katie? It's like, well, yesterday was a real shit show. Matt and Lexi went out at the falls. Well, who started it? Which I like. It's like being a mom, you know? Yeah. Who started it, kids?

And Katie goes, well, I don't actually know who started it. I know Matt is not a victim in this. And they're both bad and they feel the fire. and Lexi takes the comments and the things that she says to only level and a dinner kicked off to an 11 and she told him she would it shoot she she he should have been aborted and then she called him the R word and he's like oh that's ridiculous but I was mad because it really bit seemed like Lexi was just like coming out Matt and I know a lot of people sit here Katie's full of shit here. Katie's full of shit here.

I don't know who started it really because it didn't just, it wasn't some passing thing that started it. It was all day with him. I mean, it was all day and like, I know a lot of people online were like, how could you stand up for Matt versus Lexi? Like Lexi is awful.

And I'm not taking away that Lexi is awful, but I also feel like Matt totally skated by, and like a slap on the wrist, and that just does not feel fair to me, and I feel like it's really important to highlight that he contributed just as much to this toxic situation, and I just was like, I get mad when I feel like people who contribute to toxic situations really don't get the same scrutiny

as other people who are in those situations. Yeah, her retelling was a little not right. So then the custom matte cleaning and he's like, you show you two cow's ears. And that's why I hate you. Like did they have to get clearance for that for that weird dial version of Cindy Lauper. So then Lexi comes in and well, well, Lexi starts to walk up the stairs

to the to where they are to the bridge. So the captain is like this is ridiculous and Katie says well I don't know who started it but it was bet. Well what did Matthew say? Did you hear what he said? And Katie is like well you know what I mean he was just stuff like no one likes you, stuff like that. And then you know she said things to Courtney as well because she stood up and then Lexi called her lazy and she did her job and I was like, well, that's definitely not the case.

So I just wanted you to know that it's an ongoing problem and people are saying that they can't work with her and so forth. And Sandy, so now Sandy calls Matt Lexi and Katie to the main cabin. Yeah, she's like, here's what I want to do. I want to get you Lexi and Matthew to the main cabin. Yeah, she's like, here's what I want to do. I want to get you Lexi and Matthew in the main salon. Also, I want to keep clapping because we're part of a rhythm nation. Okay. So she goes yesterday, you guys had an incredible day plan to do

water sports and go to the falls and have a beautiful lunch and a beautiful dinner and how does it turn into fighting? It's like you're on a reality show or something. So Lexi goes, well, I don't know if you know Matthew has been attacking me from the second charter and yesterday I literally tried to avoid him like the plague because he's been drinking since that morning. Oh, so you woke up and started drinking. He's like, well, everyone did. I wait then, who started it? And she's like, Matthew, he says stuff to get under my skin. Like, no one likes you. Where are you here? I hate you, which you get to lay me the switch

with Lexie for you. And Katie's nodding. And Lexie's like, see you, even she agrees. And she's like, yes, that did happen. She's like, yeah, you heard it. It was like all day trying to hurt me. And he says, well, it disagree. You know, she feeds off it. Since the first charter, we didn't get along. And she called me the R word and she told me it should have been aborted multiple times. And Lexi goes, no, I said, your mom shouldn't have brought

you into this world. No, no, Lexi, she was set aborted. You set aborted. And like, yeah, but since the first charter, we didn't get along. And Lexi's like, no one's innocent, but he was poking at me the whole day. Yeah. And Kitty says, well, I think this is why people get aggressive towards you. Because if Matthew says something to you, you take it to a whole new level. And Lexi's like, well, they're just hovering old feelings. And I was called the seaworth last night. So Sandy goes, okay, well, if you're feeling attacked,

you go to your cheats too. And if she throws up, well, then guess what? You come straight to me, okay? Because your work ethic, for me and my eyes, you are here for the gas, okay? But I'm hearing that you're difficult to live with. You know, now if you're, if you're going to try and go to your chiefs, do what you've done, it's try going to wear again. And then if she just sits there

scrunching her hair like she's in a white ring commercial, you know, try going to wear again. What could you please step scrunching your hair? Okay, she's just like sitting there like squenching her hair and like flipping her hair around She's about to like go out on the town Stop you're gonna be bald A good way to get through to Katie dress up like a moth. She loves moths. Okay, do that Well, I find it very difficult to work with her on the deck and in the galley and like she's like Yeah, he said last night he's giving you

an ultimatum. Either him or me. Oh, is that true? And he goes, well, I said that in the moment. So why is it okay that he can say something in the heat of the moment that Lexi says something in the heat of the moment? And that's like totally terrible.

I mean, admittedly, she said terrible timing. Because she says what it's saying. No, it's not so much that I'm not letting her off the hook. I'm just saying that he needs to be also held to the same standard. So Sandy is like, I don't ever want to be given an ultimatum. Now, an ultimate Tom, I would love that because you know, sometimes, or all times are pretty special, but if someone came out with the ultimate Tom's, have we never have another dairy stomach ache.

So an ultimate time, bring it in ultimate, um, never how dare you. You know, I once went to a restaurant, they said, you can have either a brand Zino or a hug, but you can't have both. You got to choose right now. I said, guess what I'm choosing to leave this restaurant because I don't want an ultimate. I walked right out of that restaurant, hugging a brand Zeno. Cause you can do both. You can do both, okay? And you know what, if you ever give me an ultimatum,

you can pack your fucking shit and walk off this boat because I will never be given that ultimatum, okay? So here's my ultimatum. You either stop giving ultimatums or you leave the boat. So you're dismissed, so he leaves. And then she calls up Courtney and Malia and she gets rid of Lexi too. And she's like, so Courtney, did you call Lexi a Courtney?

Oh, what? Well, she said the C words, so I'm just assuming Courtney. No, no, I called her a cut fitness. Oh, oh, wow. It came out on accident. I just say I'm sorry, the minute that it came out. Yeah, but then you said if anybody deserves to be called that, it's you. I mean, hmm. So Melia says, well, you know what, they were both wrong and Sandy goes, you know what I find interesting starfish? What a thought, God would create a creature that looks like a star.

Wow, but you know what else is interesting? Everyone starts with Lexi. It's like I understand she's got a problem, but no one starts with Matthew. And we'll use like, well, it's because they both steeped low, but the problem is is that she's already done this before. Yeah, and he also already had a fit and left the boat twice. Yeah.

And she's like, she pushed the, and she threatened to slap Matthew, and she's super, super nasty. And then other people butt in, and then she also damn, but Matthew did instigate last night. She's like, got it, go, go, get off. It's time for a commercial.

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You're no starfish. Lexi, I've got a quick question. Okay, I'm not going to say your job hangs on this, but if you ever had to cook a Vegas meal, would it be fried food? Sure. Okay. Yep. Well, that settles it. Listen, you've been a terrific human being Even though I only see you about once per day by the curic and I don't want to go out I don't go out and drink with you and I don't have these experiences threatening people saying things, you know all that stuff But I just and like she goes well, I told him I'd smack him But I didn't really mean that of course not

Yeah, yeah, yeah, but considering how it's permeating through the entire boat and how people can't get around it, the many outweigh the one. And I have to make a hard decision and it's not easy for me. I have to let you go. Oh gosh, now to me, you're like a day with no hugs, you know, you're no longer part of my life. Get out. And Lexi's like, well, I mean, I guess? You're no longer part of my life. Get out. And Lexi's like, well, I mean, I guess it would be weird staying because they have a gel and I don't fit the gel.

She's like, well, when you get in people's face and you threaten them in the workplace, it's never gonna work out for you, okay? That's something that I would take a hard look at. Another thing I would take a hard look at, the curic machine, because I keep putting in a cafe boostello, but I keep take a hard look at, the curic machine, because I keep putting in a cafe-bustello, but I keep getting a cinnamon flavor.

It's really confusing. Could you take a look at that before you leave? I was going to ask Delaney, but I forgot to, and she probably really would have liked that opportunity to come back on the boat one last time. God, she's a slow walker offer, huh? You'll slow. How was Delaney just now passing my window? Look at that. She's still on the

pass rail. Look at her. Look at her on the pass rail. She won't shoot. She'll have a little pinky toe still touching it. So Lexi's like, um, I know, but Matthew, she's, I know, I know, don't worry. Matthew was just going to continue failing upward. Thinking and making him captain. was just going to continue failing upward, thinking of making him captain. Now that's a C word I can get behind. So Lexi is like, basically, um, yeah, so she's like, uh, you know, you know, if, if I have a crew member that's poking the bearer and when they're off the boat, they need to figure it out. And if I have one person that's bothering crew, I have to get rid of them.

So hugs, I just fired you hugs, hugs, more hugs. Yeah, this is bullshit. I think she should have gotten, I mean, it's not bullshit. She got rid of Lexi and glad Lexi's gone. Long overdue. She should have also gotten rid of Matt. She's got that Rocco guy, what Luca. Yeah, that was, that's my, that was exactly my feeling.

Like get rid of both of them. You have a chef that's there. Matt has been, no one's complaining about his food, but like also, but people have complained about it from an HR standpoint. So, bye. Yeah. So, and also, don't you wish Crystal was here

to complain about his food, because that would have tarnished his record at least once, where somebody was like, well, I've had enough fish fingers. Okay. I've had enough chicken fingers or whatever she was saying. I like the idea of fish fingers. I, yeah, no, Crystal actually was complaining.

There were issues. It's not like, I mean, he's been largely pretty good, but I don't, I think that Matt actually, he has caused too many issues, too many HR issues with the Captain Sandy. I think they both should have been fired. I think Lexi has been horrific all season long. She should have been fired a while ago.

And I think that Matt has been terrible. I just bothered me that I felt like Matt got a pass and he should have been gone too. It's not about saying keeping Lexi, like It's not about, it's not about saying keeping Lexi like Lexi's innocent. It's more about saying like there should have been justice for. So you man. Yeah. So the captain's like, well, Leah, could you get Lexi's luggage? So I just let her go. She was very graceful. Katie, go talk to her. Katie's like, oh, God. Oh, God. Now considering Delaney's still here, she's an option option and Katie gets all think about it. No.

Stop letting Katie think about it. This is gonna happen to an absolute shit. So okay. No, don't get the fucking thing about it You finally got Lexi gone and here's your next two the end Yeah, because the reason why you got rid of Delaney is because you didn't want to move everyone's rooms around Okay, so now guess what now you have now you can have didn't want to move everyone's rooms around, okay? So now, guess what? Now you have, now you can have Delaney and not move people's rooms around. And even Malia's like, can't shoot, like, I, it's a little bit later, but she's like, can't you just throw her in laundry? Isn't that gonna be a help?

How could that not help? Just have someone doing a laundry? That is like, I don't understand. Oh, God, I get so bad. Why does Katie hate Delaney so much? It's weird. This whole thing is weird. And even leaving it up to Katie is stupid Katie was barfing she was so terrified the first night because things were so out of control and that's when she

Have three people like how is Katie gonna do this with two people? She's proven that she can't so what the hell? Yeah, so Katie goes in to try to say something to Alexi and like she's like well, it it is. Anyways, and goes into the bathroom to close the door on Katie's face. Okay, he's like, okay, I tried. So then Lloyd says, I don't know what my note says. It says, it says, Lloyd is like, who has demons from yesterday?

And like, Edmonds, like, see his like, I have demons. I mean, the rose is, and guess was that planned. And see tells us he's not regretful. He's just disappointed. He was so wasted and he's going to respect her space or whatever. So then Lexi sees Lexi in quarter talking basically Katie's like telling Courtney, you know, now, catchin is asking about having to lay me back, ring my hands, ring my, ooh, let me squench my hair, let me squench it, I'm so nervous about the answer. I got vomiting my scrunchy.

So then, Malia checks in on Lexi and she's like, I think you're in the wrong and you're the only one leaving. And I think you're both in the wrong, but you're the only one leaving. And that probably seems unfair. I'm like, great. Pepp talked, Malia. And like, like, like, you don't mind. I'd like to be alone. She goes, okay, well, when you're ready, we can say bye. She's like, definitely closes the door in her face. So then Malia is passing the voice room and it's a mess. And she's like, um, that crew needs to

clean their cabin. I mean, so then Sandy pages a mess and she's like, um, that crew means to clean their cabin. I mean. So then Sandy pages Matthew and she's like, so I let Lexi go, but your behavior is also not, you know, not good or whatever. Obviously, you had a thing that you couldn't reset with her and I need you to own it and know that you're a place, I'm not going to replace you, but you are replaceable and there's someone sitting in quarantine to take your job so don't ever do an ultimatum because that disturbed me especially with our Iraqi start you're a head chef you need to rise above it am I gonna fire you because you were despicable and gross and have been really a pain in my ass all season long no

but just know all your things in the box to the left to the left. You're you're not irreplaceable No more ultimatums now an ultimatator. I love a tater Okay, if you can make me the ultimatator that'll be great, but no more ultimatums mister. You got it Listen if you could somehow take all the pictures of Channing Tatum and put them together and make an ultimatum That will be lovely. So then cleaning cleaning cleaning, Z finds out that Lexi is fired, he's relieved. And then he asks the obvious question, is Delaney coming back and Katie's like, I don't know yet. He scrum's he is scrum's handering handering. After my mouth a little bit. And then they're all sitting in the crew mess and then Lexi comes out with her bag and just wheels by them and just totally ignores them.

No one talks to her. She doesn't talk to them and she's like, um, why would I say buy her the crew that was being fake and evil? Like, why would I be nice when you're like not nice to me at all? Like, they don't exist in the room. Like, they're not acknowledged. Yeah. So then David sings there's only two stews left on the boat.

And Katie's like, that might change. I just don't know. So Lexi says that she hates that things, she hates her things that she said, but what I really hate is that I got to this level. He wanted that. And now I'm wallowing in the mud with you. So you win.

Which is true. And the mattress goes by forever. So now Sandy talks to the crew. And she's like, obviously Lexi's been let go. It's like, like what I say, to everyone at the end of the hug, obviously, you've been let go. And I'm hoping we can bring back a

third stew because that's the very logical thing to do because there's beds for three stews and you take three stews and that's the way below deck is three stews because otherwise you're gonna have too much work and not everything you can get done. So obviously, Katie surely will have three stews, like Delaney.

Look, Delaney has even, she's right over there in the corner. Hey, Delaney, you're back. You're back, you're still here. No extra I'm just I'm just walking away. Bye everybody. Bye Okay, well listen, forgot my forgot my score off. That's all you don't need to hire me back I know that's not what you're gonna do. Bye. All right, everybody now listen to your stupid no name calling dumb dumbs Okay, that's for children. We're adults and no threatening. My ultimate goal

Is ultimate a them. Okay, so let's provide for the client. This is a big challenge. Okay, now we don't have to think about this anymore It's done clean slate. I think you're amazing. Okay, it's this for Yelp I would give you some stars. Maybe take a picture of you and check in at ya. Okay? Okay, I'm leaving now. That was a lot of monologuing for the day. So then out on the deck, Dave gets a text message from Delaney news all excited. He's like, Hey, check out this text message I just got from Delaney. It was epic to meet you. And I wish you the best rest of your season. Wow, she must really like me. Wow. Really had a chance to stick my waning in that one. And then we just start hearing,

ding, ding, ding, because everybody's getting the exact same copy and paste text. She's basically just like that text message you get at like a casino one time to check out. Hey, hope you enjoyed your time at the Hard Rock Casino. Check out set 11. Please press stop to unsubscribe.

Do unsubscribe from Delaney's pattern. Please press stop. Why was it still Delaney down there by the pay phone? Okay, then by Delaney boy, it was epic. So now they're cleaning and cleaning and Dave can move back into his old bed with Matthew and hey Matthew Katie and Malia preference sheet meeting Delaney why are you here you're not here for the preference you know even if you were on board you're not supposed to be here for the preference sheet meeting. And so now preference sheet meeting time charter six. Anthony Evans and Curtis lore who's a gospel singer

These two are met at church. Hopefully they're not gluten free because Jesus literally passed around bread And I would hate to think a Curtis get skipped over that one. Okay They want they're looking for adventure, but they want to have time and to stop and smell the roses So don't really know what any of that means. And guess what? The primary doesn't drink, which means you got to fix up that slide. No holes in this slide this time, Alia. Yeah, I'm gonna have to do a picnic and Matt's like, well,

holy has a humanality and rain doesn't like dairy. Katie, guess I'm getting very nice vibes from him. I'm getting a very low thought and no stinky human breath vibes from them. They won't be wasted and there'll be no human smells. So then, now it's nighttime and Lloyd's talking about, talking to Dave about the day off and they're just like talking about the hotel meal and Lloyd, it's a, he's just saying how we told likes you to shut up.

He's like very happy, he told likes you to shut up. And then we see Z, he's talking on his phone on the phone with his brother, and then Katie's talking with Malia about like, guess what? I'm just not sure if we bring back to Lainey, should I bring back to Lainey? I don't know.

God, she's probably boarding a plane by now. Jesus, can't even believe it's like, but how are you going to do this with two people? She goes, well, it'll be crazy, but I don't know if it's a Laney really helped. And she's like, just stick around laundry. She's like, well, that can, seems like it can help, but it can also just make more work.

And me is like, um, so this bitch is thinking I'm gonna come help her, right? Or that I'm gonna send my debt crew to help her with dishes and all this other crap. No. Man. I mean, Delaney did do the laundry and clean things and served guests, etc. But I'm not really sure that she can help. Yeah, I'm not sure what Katie's deal is. She obviously doesn't like Delaney and she's making such a stupid mistake here.

She's gonna look like a total idiot in about five minutes. Yeah, I mean, fine, don't bring on Delaney but I don't wanna hear any complaints on the next three episodes about how overworked you are. Yes, you're already starting to freak out and shake about it. Courtney does not know what she's doing, okay? Like any other season Courtney would have, Courtney knows what she's doing with the laundry and I guess the cleaning nobody's complained about.

But as far as service, she's, she does not know what she's doing. She's in training. Like, what are you doing? I don't know why this makes me so mad. I just can't imagine throwing out help. I can't imagine on this show, especially like what happens if Courtney springs her ankle? What happens if Courtney gets sick? What happens if that now you're down to one person and you got no one to help you out? Like just, it is, it is actually like very,

and very frustrating to me because she complained all season long about how she wished that she had. Everything was going wrong with the interior because of Lexi, right? So now you don't have Lexi, and I have someone who can throw laundry into the machine and iron and do sort of the busy work so that way you can deal with the guests.

And you're not gonna take her? Yeah, she goes, well, I already don't take breaks. Yeah, you don't take breaks because shit's not getting done, lady. And that was with four of you. So she's like, well, you know, I'd rather not have the emotional stress of Delaney. Okay, why is this all about emotions? That's also making me crazy. Like put that aside. So she's, you know, whatever. So it's the morning

now and David's looking at his hideous bruise and putting on cream and Katie goes to court me. and putting on cream. And Katie goes to Courtney. And the Bruce looks like the surface of a planet. Like it does not look, this is not good. It looks like it's literally like some moon that is like orbiting Jupiter. I mean, this is not the way your skin should look right now. So Katie goes to Courtney and she's like, I've made up my mind.

I think it's just best to be me and you. And Courtney is all excited and we finally find out why. She's like, does this make me second? Oh my god, you dope. So they're confident that they've got this, right? So Katie goes to the main salon to talk to Captain. And she's like, oh, I gotta tell ya, Katie. You know, I wasn't sleepin' well

thinking about the next two charters. No pressure, I just don't want the client to feel the impact of you stress-barfing them over the squinting your hair until you're bald. Okay. So, Katie's like, well, I want to trust my gut and my gut never lets me down unless I'm stressed in which case I throw up. So my gut and my gut never lets me down unless I'm stressing which case I throw up.

So I guess sometimes my gut looks against me. Yeah, she's like, it's the best decision for the client because we'll feel larger and happier. Who cares about your fucking feelings? Get your feelings out of this. You're at work. Do your feelings sort the laundry? I don't think so.

Exactly. So she's like, well, you made a decision and I trust you. And then she tells us, I need to allow Katie to have this journey and I need to support her. Fuck this. You've got people paying $100,000 who are about to get the shit service of their life. Thank you. People are crazy. That's the best angle of all. So now the provisions are coming in and there's some jokes about flowers and and Courtney put the flowers from Zinavaz and all this stuff And then we get we get a scene of Katie carrying provisions and there's something on the floor and she's literally kicking it down the hall I'm like well if that doesn't sum up Katie season

I know Too bad there wasn't another set of hands to pick up those chips to help out with provisions so Sandy then David is like like limping along and Sandy sees him and she looks from afar and shakes her head and walks away and goes, not cool, not cool. So then we see then out on the deck, Malia and David are talking, she's with the deckies and they're talking about like assignments, both assignments and he wants to do something and she's like, are you sure that you can

do that, you know, with your injury, are you stories like, oh, I'm fine, I'm fine. She's like, okay, well, I'm gonna trust you because I trust that you're fine. Yada, yada, yada. And then Matt and Katie are talking and Katie's like, I'm feeling tension again. I was like, you see, you're already freaking out. Not really. Not even started yet and you're freaking out. And you spit it to different kind of tension now, right? And David's limping. And now he's wearing a helmet, like a bicycle helmet.

So they're just trying to make David like his, yes, pathetic as possible, right? Well, he's about to go over the side of the boat. I scrubbed him, you know, but he's like, he's like, he's like, in a horned helmet. And he's like, lim He's like, he's like an horny ass and a helmet. And he's like, limping around. And he's like going down his staircase. So he just looks like he is like not meant to be on this boat at this moment.

Like he needs to be in like a bed. So Sandeys like, hey David, tell me why you're limping. Show me, show me on the anchor where the, where the brews touched you. And so then David was like, I fell and, and, show me on the anchor where the where the bruise touched you and so then David like I fell and And show me so So he like rolls up his shorts and we see this enormous bruise and all the stuff and she's like How did you do that's a major injury? How did you do that? How did you do that because well? I fell off the side of the tub the other night.

And why wasn't that reported to me? And the Malia standing there and she goes, you! You! I'm really disappointed in. 1,000% it's a fucking incident and you will not be getting into a harness on the side of the boat. Now go make an incident report Malia. I'm really disappointed in you, Malia. This is not something you keep from the captain at all. And Malia was like, sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss idea. Why didn't you report he was injured? Well, because there was no value involved. No, not a good enough excuse. Because he wasn't trying to steal the bedroom that I wanted to have sex with my boyfriend in. That's not an excuse

either. You know what? You can minimize this all you want, Melia. She's like, well, I asked him if he wanted a doctor and he said, no, I discussed it. I don't want him in a harness. You better find something else. Mary time lies about to be here and you're gonna get it go pick the belt you want Mary time lot of spink you with so Sande is she's she's human she goes learning about David's injury really pisses me off not reporting this is a safety issue the crew member becomes a liability for the vessel and the owner Okay, and the fact that Malia knew about this injury is not okay with me. She broke my trust

And then it's drama music and Katie and Courtney are like how are you? Exhausted how are you? It's like you two are gonna be great. So then Malia goes to the captain and she's like It's like, you two are gonna be great. So then Malia goes to the captain and she's like, while I'm making a report for David, can I see the other one? She goes, it's in the logs,

but you should've come to me, Malia, when he got hurt. She goes, I understand that, but I did in my part where I asked him, oh, you all right, how you can do that in that accent? I said, you need to see a doctor. Is it serious? Yeah, I mean, I'm not a chief officer. I don't give a fuck. You should have come to me that he was hurt.

How am I going to get an alter-channing? Take him now. How am I going to do that? I'm just like, well, I didn't know it was that bad. It's pretty bad, Malia. And I don't want to take the risk. You call me when someone's hurt. And you know, I got it. Like it's just a bruise, but the guy's literally limping around. Yeah, he can't walk. He that's, it's like, that's not just a bruise. That's like a flon, whatever it is. It's, yeah, he's limping.

He's limping. That's going to be a problem if you're dealing with things like anchors and who knows what else. And then we get scenes from the next couple of episodes and it's an absolute shit show. Yeah. The guests are terrible. They're like riding jet skis into like the river into town and we know they're just going to be a handful and everyone's terrible. Yeah. So I guess we'll find out next week how this all works out for them. And the meantime, thank you so much for being with us every bad day. Go check out the Ticacit show over on Spotify Greenroom, 7pm, 10pm, Eastern, every Monday.

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