Watch What Crappens - Below Deck Med: Beef Stew

Episode Date: October 25, 2022

The stews go to war on this week's Below Deck Med, and a yacht broker/spoiled brat is on deck to make life even more pleasant. For this week's bonus breakdown of the new Real Housewives of New York Reboot cast plus video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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His name is Ben. Hello, Ben. Hi, Ronnie. How are you? Wonderful to see you. I'm not seeing you, but I'm hearing I'm seeing you in my heart. I know we are we are here seeing each other. I'm so excited to talk a blowdeck med today because we finally have like a good Return to some classic Dave and a Tasha banter, you know, the good stuff of Did you say something to?

Classic talk to the fridge So yes, some below deck med day the season that just won't fucking end okay, and I'm actually enjoying the season I'm especially enjoying talking about it with you below deck, we don't need you to be 20 episodes long. You're below deck, okay? So let's try, let's say we're good 13. All right. Yeah, I think this is a really good season. I'm like really enjoying it.

And likewise, I'm just really enjoying the jokes that we have, but it is long. But again, I was really glad that we had Dave Natasha going back to strained relationships or relations because sometimes, especially in a season that's this long, when we were doing our jokes, but then they're like having nice banter, it's kind of like, has our joke expired? And then this episode happens, it's like, no, of course not. It's expired a long time ago.

Okay. I mean, in general, our jokes are always a fight. We're basically a couple who refuses to clean the fridge. Okay, we're not, we're never clearing that shit out. God, it's cheese will be full cheese. Okay, milk will be bleached. It's just how we roll as a couple.

And I wouldn't have it any other way. We're gonna, we're gonna, we're gonna keep that brand, Zeno right there in the fridge. See, that was a call back to a joke that started in season two because in one episode Sandy wanted to brand Zeno and we've mentioned brands you know it's Andy ever since even though there's no evidence that anyone has ever found it funny God, I love that banana And you know every time I see brand Zeno I still order it and say wow Brand Zeno huh

I know brands you know delicious But bony the bones annoy me you know the last one I had to not have phones in it. I was so impressed I know I was actually look at that or something to clean my teeth with after Like First of all so walk around with fishy teeth come on Brands you know Wow, yeah, I would order brands you know more, but I just don't like dealing with fish. I don't like dealing with paying $50 for a fucking piece of fish. Anyway, this is also the

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And Storm has just narked on Kyle by saying that Kyle's apology to Natalia earlier in the previous episode was not authentic because Sandy caught him ranting and raving and said, he has to go apologize. And so now he's like, you being a beach now. Now you're the one being a beach now, Storm. And he's like, being a bitch now now you the one being a bitch now storm and he's like come down It told y'all and she's like you come down. I'm not the mess. Come is pissing. Yeah And I was like already poor just see you and you're even more problems with me

And he's doing that gating where you're pointing your martini like it's a finger and You know, yeah somehow. It's a finger. And you know, somehow. That's our guide given our magic that it stays in the glass, right? Because he is pointing it. And it's like some chocolate martini or some shit, some espresso or chocolate martini. He's swinging it around pointing it

and it stays in the glass. And I would like to thank you Lord, for that gay magic. That is some gay magic. He's also doing the gay magic where you string together some words that sort of sound like they They like they sound like they make sense, but they kind of don't because he's like only fucking apologize to you So face your fucking shit It's like face your fucking shit and is he like like her childhood traumas? I don't understand. I don't know, but Tasha grabs him She's like, coil come to the toilet. And so she's kind of dragging him away and he just turns around and goes,

thanks you fucking facts bitch. I'll see you to gain. Thanks you. So, uh, thanks you for his back. So yeah. He's like a Wikipedia editor. I don't love. I saw the revisions you made on your article and I say, he's your facts. But she a fucking facts. He did by Nitya.

Yeah, it'll live in a living team. I sold it. I saw that. He's the facts. Give me a side. I love him screaming bitch at her. You know, I mean, I think that's like the gay way of bitch. Come on now. But then there's also the Uramas screaming

bitch at a woman way. And I think you're choosing option mean I'm not loving it. Okay. Have I been guilty? I sure have. Okay. But vote hypocrite. Okay, do better. Yeah, of course, that's right. We are hypocrites, but we, we, from our poll that we say, do better Kyle. So better than Natasha Paul Kyle. Do you better? It's okay to call you a batch Kyle. So then, Josh is like, man, I get not trying to be a boy, whatever. It's wrong. Like, she a boy, fat, spit. All right, I'm talking about you, now let's go to the dialect. And then Natalia is talking to Storm, which is like, you didn't tell me about Captain Sandy. And she's like, well, I thought it wasn't a big deal. It's like,

well, it is a big deal to me because of Captain Sandy. And he's here, that then she should go to the chief's team and the chief's team should have addressed that. And it's like, well, it wasn't that kind of type of vibe. But I mean, I don't know why I'm the person that followed when I've done nothing wrong, just a good man who grew up driving his sister to the supermarket and hit three and a half. That's all I am. I've done this super nice to you.

That's all I've done. People are just repetitive, mother fuckers, aren't they? My God, every single time is the same thing. Is that, wait, was that a reference to the fact that I've wedged in another joke about? I'm joking. After an ad, you're supposed to. Was that a failed critique, Ronnie? As long as we're talking about expire

Like my driver's license What's the opposite of expired but when what's the opposite of expired but it's like the the other direction when you haven't even gotten the license Oh god so no just because every time it's like tell you get says something to storm and then all the sudden storms Like what's your problem with me then? I'm done with this every single time So she's like well, I don't want to be a dinner. I'll teach that much. I don't want to be a dinner My team it's all exploded into this dramatic fight, you know, all I wanted to know who's the fittest Who's the fittest that's all the fittest, that's all. This is the most dramatic tale of every senate in my life.

I love when people say, I love when people use other things of being dramatic by saying dramatic things like that. You know, it's the most dramatic thing I've ever seen. These people are so dramatic, I've never been a rancor dramatic people my entire life and if I have I'll have thrown myself into a living being by shocks by now It's like this you'll live so Kyle's in the bathroom going I'm not a polar Jawsman for this again. So happy to keep your Martini swirling It's become a shit show and I feel like I need to stop it But I don't know I never took a course on how to stop a shit show and I feel like I need to stop it, but I don't know.

I never took a course on how to stop a shit show. I only know how to make a cocktail called a shit show. It involves babies and orange juice and corn oil. From YouTube. So, first of all, yes, you should stop it and you shouldn't be holding hands and kissing ass to the aggressor, especially a man who just screamed at someone and called her a bitch. What the fuck is wrong with you?

Stop. So Natalia is telling Reed because Reed's like, God, I'll just hate drama. He's giving that face like I can't believe I'm with these people. And she's like, trust me, it's not always this dramatic. I mean, door I feel like I'm a child on a rollercoaster with that seat belt being flown up into space and drop back down onto a shell 67 gas on the pluck down on the ground and run over by a semi. I feel like it's a scene from it's like opening scene of final destination two with the logs full of the truck and everyone crashes and dies on the highway except I'm the log

Did this still trying to find me? It's all I'm trying to say and you know And every time I get it dead Every time I see death I say do you a job death clean your pantry death? Hey death you might find more people if you learned hospital corners right death, you might find more people if you learned hospital corners. Right? Death that is literally the worst bed I've ever seen in my wife. Like what you're sort of doing that the corners have to match with a blanket that death.

You know, read on a person who gets involved with everyone. All right. And I think face your face, bitch, and then he walks all and it's just telling Kyle. Meanwhile, she's like, so that's the plan Kyle. He's like, oh 70 opposite end of the time. Oh, but I'm not going to shut up for someone who's constantly all day. Take. She's like, I appreciate the way you stick up from the crew, but I don't want you. Because like, You and because like obviously the restaurant It's the restaurant, but

So meanwhile Tali is like, I don't understand we're in the restaurant and I'm staying calm because if someone calls me a bitch That's not normally how I remind and read because really because you seem a little angry Read the mansplainer in residence here. Oh my god roll time get this roll tide mother fucker off my screen I don't think I need lessons from read about things that are appropriate to say to someone You're gay like you're in love with your past year. You know, she's just a bitch. What did I say that wrong? Oh my the living every time Read says something bad. I just want to play a sound clip of Courtney. Like, Oh,

so, so Natalia's Natalia's like, well wait till we get back to the yacht and I'll actually give it all to Clawill. Wait till Dan and he goes, well you're somewhere public and you're a lady that needs to be educated about things by a man. And it's like, one thing I learned in conflict is that and like if you're doing conflict in public deal with it later

Please sir you're from Alabama You're on TV. I've had dinner in Alabama. I saw three fights in one sitting. Yeah Yeah, this is he becomes obsessed with this I feel like I'm like how much do your parents fight? Okay, cuz you're really obsessed with this cuz he's she's like well, what can I do? You just profit in Private you'll deal with it later mommy will yell at you and private like well You see all the cameras you're surrounded by right read, okay? I know you're new here, but Anyway, say that to the one storming off, not the one sitting

here literally calmly. She's being calm. I don't have a fit. Kyle's the one running around and anything goes chorus way outfit, swirling a martini around a screaming bitch at the top of his lungs. You're right, Ronnie. You really are right on that. My favorite magic just took off my brow. Ronnie in private, please in private. So Kyle sits down, he sits down at the table, right across, after he said that he's going to sit on the opposite of the table, he sits down right across from the towel, and he goes, oh, and she goes,

Kyle, if you're gonna saw, you can take it outside. Well, she just won't even let him have a bath for Gresim's size. She's already like, like, if you're gonna sigh in front of me, then sigh outside in the kids. So he's like, do you wanna talk? She goes, no, not after how you just talk to me. Now, which is colleagues, not friends after how you just

talk to me. And he goes, we were never free as to store it off with. She goes, okay, that beats tree jik, okay? The isn't tree jik. He goes, you never asked me about my life once, I'm like, I don't think anyone has to ask Kyle about his life, because he's like, would you like any diet cake?

Because guess what, I was in the closet for 12 years and the boy I was seeing left me for a girl and then I met Frank, who's got amazing amazing small You can leave anything but keep that small Fuck I'm gonna go to two-take anyway, do I okay? Wait, you know the good part of having a new hole in my mat is this one more hole in my rock Yeah, oh everyone knows everything about you sir Oh, yeah, everyone knows everything about you, sir. And read goes, Kyle, please.

And Natalia's like, actually, I hear the same things. Number one, we do learn to do laundry. Number two, we do learn to make beds. Number three, why satirical at laundry? Number four, why do you like scrunchies? Do you like scrunchies? Yes, it is. Number five, why is your new tooth wearing a leotard? It's my soil. I can imagine the mixes arising as to it. So then we'd be like, please, just ignore what she's saying.

She's just a girl. Block it out. Okay, or just say, you know what? Cool. I'm surprised none of them have like snapped it in my, they're so angry at each other that they have not snapped their read because we've seen on many real housewives shows, the person tries to de-escalate a situation is the one they all wind up yelling at. So somehow read gets to do this.

This is always the new person. It's like, why are we acting like this? And then before you know it, they're the serial killer of the group, screaming, fighting, crying, throwing things. So he's like, well, I have no idea what this is, but back in college, when people got drug, they fought. And so we try to calm them down by saying roll tide, roll tide, narcissists, roll tide. Well, Reed really has no, like, I really really has nothing to offer, does he? For back story, they really tried it. They're already scraping the bottom the barrel on this like

People got mad people got drunk and we'd be like hey you should walk away. Wow that was college So I touched it's like You need to try to get the best But you're the chief still you should address how he talks to me, but we're not working right now. But it happened at work when I've spoken to people. It's your role to say you can't call someone bitch who's a colleague. And then in Taya's like, you're the chiefs do. If you don't want this to happen, and

so they've worked, you should have handled this in week hours. So then, and by the way, I think she is 100% right? So people... Team Natalia. And so, Team Natalia. Yeah, hi five. So now everyone's leaving. They leave the restaurant and Natalia is like, this has been the worst behavior I had

a table in a whole entire life. Like, I'm surprised I did not want like myself and fire and just stab someone through the threat with a butter knife with behavior of all time. And that seat in Natasha has the most unprofessional behavior ever. Let's see what she's someone called beach. And then Courtney just goes, we're doing tequila shot. So they got a queen Victoria city felt. I don't know why that was funny, but that just made this career going somewhere called Queen Victoria. Yeah, for anyone who's going to Malta, not only is there a pop-up ice that you can go to, but there's also the Queen Victoria club. So, can you tell this is our third recap of the day?

Definitely, we've been used. So they're sitting down and Natasha's like, I don't need caps in the table today. We don't need caps because I guess I think she's addressing you. Yeah, they're all kind of sitting sort of far. They're all kind of sitting with a person in between them, you know, like a ghost in between them. They're all kind of far and cows vaping and Dave's just watching him board and she's like, come on, Dave, me, Valfa, we don't need got to the tab. I was like, oh my god, don't start with Dave now. Please, please don't. And so storms like, fuck, mate, I've got to go to the ATM. So, he leaves and Kyle's like,

yeah, we've got two chaters left. Oh, never have to sing the Troll, yeah, again. She ain't there to sing me again. And Courtney is like, great, great, great, well you're interior. So everyone speak, everyone speak. So Natasha's like, I don't want to be affected in all of this. And that was Natasha and Natalia's like, I don't want to be affected in all of this.

And that was Natasha and Natalia's like, well you're the chase too. So you're affiquity in this. So when he calls on me a bitch, you've not stood up for me. And so you've not addressed my colleague and Natasha's like, but you guys are all adults. If you want to talk, have it out between the two of you. Did you say something to him? No, I was just sitting here house just going quiet. Cheers Cheers

Cheers, I don't know what his deal is and Natalia's like Josh you want the chief serious. It's what you want me to say What they call me a bitch and you said nothing period Curtis goes When they called me a bitch and you said nothing, period. I can't discuss. Period. No, she didn't. No, she didn't say anything. No, she didn't.

That's right. Period. Get your backs right, bitch. That's a piece of fix. So Carl goes, I didn't dare say anything in front of the captain what I told about you. I said it in from Dave and it goes, you call me a bitch and Carl goes, and I'll say it again with pleasure, love, with pleasure. No, look at that.

And go, look at your attitude. And so she gets up and walks off and she's like, this is the most tragic thing. I've seen him out in tear life on all. So she wants to leave storms coming back from the ATM and he's like see I found McDonald's and I tried to get six burgers for you And they said get these we're closed He's like Talk to your woman like cool story But you should talk to your girl

So Quarky basically makes him leave to go home with Natalia because he does not want to at all. He's like, all right. No. So then Kyle is still going on at the table. He's like, defon pitchy. How if you want to, there's no mature bitch attitude right there.

Or I went to my hands and knees to apologize to her. No, you did fucking not. You apologize in a bullshit way. Then you reoffended. Then you apologized again. And then you reoffended again. Then you topped it off with a perfectly swirled, swirled around Martini. Am I mad? I'm gonna stop off reoffending again. So then read is like, Hey, how about we stop talking about it and talk about something else? Like I don't know. The fact that Courtney is a narcissistic bitch who only cares about her, but am I right

everyone? Just banter. So then in the van Natalia is talking to Storm and she's like, oh my god, I want to go back and put knives and coils pillow. And I said this from day one, yes, I was angry at the table. Before, but obviously that's angry, to be honest, you know what, he is cash. And he's like, cash, what's that?

She's like, I had it in my bra. He's not over here nor there. I've just put all these, I think I'm assuming euros. So now Courtney is like, this situation needs to be resolved. You're the chief stew and at some point you have to put a bit of professionalism and be like that's not okay. I'm going to speak to her. You know, like I don't know why you haven't gathered your two stews and said here's how to twerk and that should bond them for life. And Natasha said, I just want to do this tomorrow. I'm not taking sides. And then Reed goes to Dave, who's still sitting there just completely dead faced. Like I don't

mean, I don't even know, Dave is still with us, right? And Reed goes, no, I know we don't have that much to talk about, but I don't want to be in the middle of that. So can we just pretend? Dave's like, Dave's like, I was just having an erotic fantasy about Tasha and mirrorless. That's that to somebody. I know we don't have much to talk about. Roon, why wouldn't you? I know. I mean, you can talk about like, you're working literally on this in the same place, you know, talk shit about other people. God, people who are so above trusting about other people literally have nothing to say ever. It's disgusting. Disgusting. So, um, storm starts nattering on about how he doesn't want to get hurt by

an Italian, but he still cares about it. Like really no one cares, like literally no one cares about his related, like every episode he gives us an update about how he's feeling about Natalia, and I so far as far as I get to open the audience, no one is here for storms, ongoing romantic issues with Natalia, we're just here for the other stuff. So they make out basically, and then everyone else is starting to leave and Dave and Tasha are walking together and she's like, I appreciate the support. He's like, always in forever, not just today, but kids, always, now and forever. She's like,

Why are you on that tire? Why are you fluttering? Let me hold it down in the moonlight like, is the moon lost your memory? It's a say something Dave. I'm dead now, he's missed it. Oh wow, damn that was a pretty impressive feat. So she tells him, well at least somebody is there for me now and for other cats at least one of you. And so he's like, so have you made out with Blur on his name? I won't say his name,

we'll just call him Law. Have you made it out with Law? You still together or not? And she's just silent. And then the church bell rings very ominous. It's like BONG BONG. And then once it stops ringing, she's like What time is it? Midnight? Like she was literally saved by the bell. And then she just doesn't answer anything. It's like God taught you. You're a very complicated person taught. She's like, I know I'm so not a vibe. I think I just want to treat. I don't think nothing else. I'd need the truth right now before... Me, me, me, me, me, me.

Bitches say it's a beef. Beef. Did you go to the childlike football, Dave? The tires all the way in heaven. He's gone. You missed your chance. The tire comes back down again and has like a red mirror glaze on it. He mirror glazed the tire. Have made the wrong choice.

I love that he's like, you're a complicated person. I don't think it's that complicated. You're like, you know, like she doesn't want to talk about her, the guy that she left, she's the guy that she left for you, that she left you for her in return. She just doesn't want to talk about him with you. And so she's kind of like,

hmm, don't want to talk about it. So. I'm a little guy, right? Because he's like, but the still hope, I feel it. It was like, but the still hope I feel it. It's like literally no hope. Like she, they had a conversation where they said they're just gonna be friends. They're talking like friends, but he's like, there's hope though. So what you're saying is there's hope. Like, he's like, we should talk about it. She's mad, it's been enough

of a shit, mad as it is. And so the van, they go to the van and she jumps in with like the party van and she's like, don't let Dave calm, he's in a bit of a mood. And they drive off laughing at Dave's just alone in the other van like, hmm, I guess I'm just alone with my thoughts and my plan of mirror glazing a wrecked angle in the morning. I was going to stack three squares of cake together and mirror glazing and say congratulations. I just made you a cake version of the Watjus Nikon's at all? Lemon the other fan. Tosh goes, it was just a bad vibe tonight. And Kaka's,

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So he's just being mopey. She picks up on it. They're walking in that little hallway where all the bedrooms are. And like, she knows he's about to be pervian her. So she goes, I'm gonna gotta bed. And she doesn't like turn around or anything just goes into a room and closes the door and he goes, oh, all right. And he like, he pivots into his room like, oh, can't believe she would be so rude to me, right? So then we see messages on her phone. She's going through her messages. And it says, you deleted

this text. You deleted this text. Yeah. You deleted this text. And so they've obviously been texting a lot. And it, why is it always this, the chef relationships that have the secret texting crazy things? It's like not the first time this has happened on this show. They're bunkers. Yeah. So then Dave Texter and his sweet dreams Tosh. And then it's back to his room. And then he's like on his phone and he goes Fuck it and the music goes dun dun dun dun dun dun dun And then he writes sorry F.I. and then it cuts away so we don't see what he's written And then she gets a text from Dave and it says wish it was better for us. So our loving you

Fuck the others. I believe in you. Just sucks how you treat me sometimes happy face you, fuck the others, I believe in you, just sucks how you treat me sometimes. Happy face. When I close tongue hanging out emoji, maaah. Smoothive. The emojis way that way less talkery, Dave. God, it's not only passive aggression, it's passive aggression on WhatsApp too. So you can't even give like a proper like icon reaction to it You know or emoji reaction so oh he did didn't me

No, he included the emoji in his text, but you know like on an iPhone if you like something you can just have a thing that goes Ha ha on the text message You're about what's out of all except those Yeah, you hate that I know that that's like your love language and so I accept it But with most people I'm like do not give me that passive aggressive bullshit because it'll be like two hours And then you'll get like a thumbs up on something I'm like really that your response a fucking can't thumbs up from the thing you can't even say like I mean is it hard to type out ha ha this is getting to

Accimation points if this were a text ha. This is getting two exclamation points. If this were a text message that you sent me, two exclamation points, Ronnie, you're so Gen Z right now, because you know Gen Z has declared that the thumbs up emoji is offensive. Excuse me, they didn't declare Dick Gen Z, get in line behind Heather Gay, because that is season one real house

as a Salt Lake City. You didn't invent that, okay? And guess what else you didn't invent? Records. Okay. Fuck it. Get out of here. Oh my god damn it.

Well, Ronnie, I will give you full, threaded text response. No, no, that's not, because I know that's your love. No, no, that's not passive aggressive at you. It's your way, like it's fine. It's other people. It's like if you say,

hey, wanna go to dinner, I'll meet you there at 5.30, question mark, and they just give you not even a thumbs up, because that makes sense. But like, ha, ha. I don't know. It sounds I hear myself saying it, and I get how stupid it sounds, but there's just something. No. Oh, dismissive about that. There are probably a lot of people that agree. You know what I like about it is that, like, when I get text messages, I don't have the preview on. It just says, I've got a text message.

So I think that if someone just reacts like that, I don't think I get an alert that says, be right, react to some text right now. So like, oh wait, I'm on do not disturb, so don't do it. But if I get more annoyed, if I get an alert that says, oh, you got a text message and I go to check it and someone's saying, okay. Well that's what I'm about to just do. It's because, like, I'll be driving and I'll be listening to a podcast.

You're about to find out who the killer is on date line. And it's like, Jennifer has sent you a message. Would you like to hear it? Yes. Would you like to hear it? Yes. Ha ha. Reaction. I know. That's the worst. Jennifer in your group with three others says, okay. Okay. So anyway, in the morning Kyle gets up and everybody's hungover, right? So Kyle and Tasha are getting up and he's like, oh, I don't even want to do this morning.

And she's like, people have some serious issues on this. I guess we'll all not play the victim, but you and I will under attack us today. We will under the ticking scene The taxi and then it cuts the sandy who's just like looking at a radar and just like The wind is terrible. I'm putting my hands on my hips to show the window angry I am you guys got to shot at me. Well, hey do it again This wind is terrible out of me. Whoa, hey, do it again. This wind is terrible. Six of her children smiles. Sandy, this is not the 80s opening. Okay, okay, let's do it again.

God, I don't want the screen to change. Oh, can someone make sure the wind stays terrible? Okay, great. Let me get this right. Hey, someone called the scorpions because I'd leave the winds of change or upon us. So they're happening in Malta. Um, Tosh Text Dave and it says, Thanks for caring. Okay, I want to text me about work related things. Dave, help you understand. And then we see Dave get the text and he's reading at the kitchen and the text bubble comes up on the screen but the way they have it, it looks like it's being said by the paper towels.

It's pointed right to the little... Like even the paper towels are definitely there. Like sorry Dave, but just don't want to be with you. For a lot of work, lean anything that did you say something Dave? Dave, we know you've been selecting a size for a while, but we don't like the size you've been selecting. Let's just keep this professional. So Dave, so now like, you know, the text from earlier, we're drunk in text, which doesn't

make them better, but at least there's some excuse, but now he sober and he goes, he texts back, fair enough, looking with you is gonna be shit for the next couple of charges, like no. Doesn't have to be shit, like you can just be a normal person like you've been all this past time, you know? Yeah, but he was only acting that way

because he thought he had a chance, you know, so she and I love that. It's like, but I was being so nice. So me saying, you fucking slut, fuck you fucking slut. It's completely erased, right? Yeah, but then if you're only being nice because you think about a chance, like when you go through trouble at any time that you're excused to act the other way, I don't like it. Yeah, well, this is actually, technically this is so textbook sexual harassment, right? Because what he's basically saying is, oh, I will treat you well as my coworker, as long as there's hope that we can have sex. But now that I see that there's no hope, I'm actually going to treat you poorly at work, which is not how it should be at all. Like, you're not

supposed to hold your work performance, you know, like that should not be contingent on whether or not you can get booty. Yeah, and she's like, well, I hope they've understood that that boundary has yet out crossed. No, no, she's like, I don't want to have to realize the boundaries and stuff. And there's a lot you cannot cross. I don't want to go into that whole mess we're in before. Because guess what? I'm like Dr. Wendy on a stomach. I've got a lot on my plate right now So then Sandy is still doing the wind thing she's like wow

It's gonna be over like 30 wins of not over. I mean, 30 knots of wind in here. I mean, look how windy it is. And then they cut to footage of like time lapse clouds flying by. I'm like, OK, I know it's windy, but you're making it look like Malta is like traveling at super high speeds. I just didn't like the time lapse. I thought I thought I'd have to stop that.

You're like, stop trying to make the clouds look bad. It's like, yeah, I was like, we don't need to have, okay, we understand it's windy. We don't need to see clouds zipping by 300 miles per hour. We get it. So there's like dance music and stuff. And she's like, okay, the wind is 30 knots of wind, we're gonna die, we're all gonna die. This swells your massive, what a bummer.

Preference sheet meeting. And then Dave comes to sit by, passionate music's like, no, okay, charter eight, we're still all together. Well, all together, besides, you know, the people we fired in that have quit. Okay, so let's talk about this new family. They've got their own 58 foot sailing yacht. Laila, their youngest

daughter is a yacht broker. And she's celebrating her 21st birthday on board. Now, is there one single part of this that doesn't sound like absolute hell? Okay, send the big rolling clouds again. Send him in. Truly. I mean, it's sound, I mean, just now like, oh, so you're a yacht broker and you can't even drink yet for crying out loud legally, I should say. So that's a yacht broker. And it's your 21st of earth day fucking kill me. Okay. So Dave is like, well, well I'm gonna smash out some sushi and then I'm gonna go do some either tapas tapas or paella and then it goes great idea I love that I

love I love a pie that's like yeah yeah I love enthusiasm. I love people can get hit with their fathers. Yeah, yeah. So guys, here's something else that's not going to make you sick to your stomach. These people want water toys out all that time. Okay, if I want them to be able to go to sleep on a ski do okay have them out on the water at all time. You got to go pee pee fine, make sure someone's watching the ski do, go pee pee, come back and then put it away put the chest key away then come back out and put it back in again. Okay, just for fun.

I want them to be on the water toy so much that the yacht itself becomes the boat toy and the water toys are just what you live on, you know? So Sandy's like, well too bad it doesn't look like we'll get off the dock because we have a major weather system coming in. Probably thanks to Hannah and this is not going to change. There's no way I'll be able to get off the deck. So there's no protection out there. Just like when everybody on this show who has ever had sex, there's no protection. So we're all going to need to be careful. So now Tosh pulls everybody together for a little crew meeting. I said, we've got to talk things out.

I'm not that many of you. If we got that straight. And Tosh and Natalia sit down with her and they're both like swiping their phones like oh I'm so mean. I'm gonna just swap my phone and make her go first. So this is the meet that I would like to have had yesterday but it ended up happening when we were,

which I did laugh, cause I was in the middle of it and I had laughed then in the middle of times. You know, someone gets alcohol in their system, maybe they've had one of my signature drinks like the drunky monkey which we all know is cast to oil, pure sour, and diet coke, and then you just get all high and enraged, and there's no need to be shouting for me is a pushover was the cabin yesterday and it wasn't just a situation where you called me a bitch oh sorry that was the wrong person for me the pushover

was a keepson yesterday and it wasn't just the situation where you called me a bitch it was a situation where you actually apparently got really halt headed to the point we kept in scene there and stepping this still big. And and actually, I think it was Tasha who said, no, I think that was Natalia who said that. And then my, oh, yeah, oh, I thought you were doing high. So then cause, well, that situation did happen, but it came down to you. And all I feel like I was wrong. And that's 100% why I took responsibility, okay? Shut up, well I appreciate it, but then you called me a bitch again, they snore, so you've just started again, so that apology means nothing to make, so you apologize to them, you did

it again, that boarded the first one, and like snorting a non-work situation, you called me a bitch in front of the captain, which is not funny, and then you call me a bitch at the table, and then you probably did it at the toilet too. Don't lower that in. Well, and I told that to you, but I also called you a bitch to your face, because you do have a bitchy face that looks like you can receive the weird bitch really well. So it's like, that was not appropriate, Kyle. Kyle, because at you attacking me in front of the crew is appropriate, you're talking

about Natasha being professional, me being professional, did you all shoot together, you start acting professional like someone like Frank, okay? And so Natalia is like, look how aggressive you are when that voice comes out, look at you voice. You all being a westerner, look at your voice, char! And she's like, coil the different seas. I say, but I have to say to someone to their face and not point on their beak. And if you want to get them, they trail all right.

And his task is like, well, I disagree with this because I was told I was called a bad manager. I can't manage my time. I'm an approachable. Well, I've never said you were on approachable. Also, that's not talking behind your back. Saying something to the captain when she asked to about it. Was it cool of Natalia? No, probably not, but that's not the same thing as talking shit behind people's back. And she did not that... Sorry, I got really enraged there for a moment. So I had to interject, not only that, don't forget that Kyle was supposed to clean the VIP cap and had like four hours to do it, didn't do it, and then went to the guest and blamed it on Natalia, called to say that she was the head of housekeeping and she was on the

beach and that's why I didn't get done. So he lied and he kind of threw her under the bus to a guest that's like so bad yeah and so um plus the way that Natalya went that's those are our professional things done in a professional way she went up the chain of command okay this isn't like grade school gossip or a man screaming bitch at a woman in front of the entire crew and the captain so grow up for price sake well I, I'm so, I'm so proud she went up the chain of command because she's so used to going, Dan. So Natasha's like, Well, that's the role thing said behind my back

and things get said and said to the mommy because they from one says things and in the future, if something bothers you, say it fast so we can stop things from getting worse. And Natalia's like, well, I agree with you. And Carl says, Nate, I'm not blowing smoke up your ass. I'm just seeing fixes, facts and workwise. You're at standing and I'm genuinely apologetic for the use of the bird.

And I didn't know excuse, but it could be exhaustion. And I was really tired. And sorry, I'm just like, I'm, I was really tired and sorry I'm just like And then Natalia that's all Natalia needs just to see Kyle Christ. She's so she starts smiling and she's like You know like I miss you. Yeah, that's all right call and he's like I'm gonna genuinely miss it to me And she's like I'm gonna miss you too So then they all group hug and Natasha's like, Oh, just got out of hand baves. And she's like, I need to defend myself. I mean, I grew up having to be like that.

I was bleed immensely in high school and primary school. And that was a very tough time for me. So for Natalia, I haven't really been thinking about where she's coming from aka slut feel so it doesn't feel right So Natalia goes all right. They just not talk shit about anyone and kargas will wait I love us all talking shit about other people together. Let's not change too many things now

I was like, oh, I like that. I like that. That's like refreshing. I know. I actually, I liked that. I like that piece brokerage. Like, no, we just want to talk to each other, but we'll talk to each other about other people outside of our department. I really like when my TV star is caring, just act like total assholes, but then apologize,

and then act like assholes again. I mean, it's a very important, like, spring renewal type thing we need on these shows. We need to watch the flowers grow, then tie, then grow, then tie. I actually agree with you and I was surprised at the relief I felt when they all hugged. I made it right because I think I realized how much I enjoyed the three of them being friends. So like when everything was resolved, I was actually really happy. Yeah, we need lives.

So then clean, clean, clean, clean, clean, clean, clean, clean, clean, clean, clean, clean, clean. So then it's coffee drama. Natasha and Kyle are getting coffee and Natasha's like, do you want more coffee love? And the chef's like, Hey, coil, are you making coffee? And she's like, I'm making coffees.

I can make my own coffee. I'll do it. No, just let me know when it's free. I'll do it. So, so, Dave, please, please marry me. I'll make it, Dave. Did you say something there? Did you say?

I feel it brewing deep inside me. Love. Love. I, Dave. So then amateur, you know. So then professions and Dave's like, I have to walk past Natasha in the whole way. I'm gonna be very passive-aggressive on passing you past. I'm gonna, how you made to get by Dave?

Like she's not noticing what a dick he's being which cracks me up. So then everyone gets into their wide, not their hair and here come the gaths. Yeah, and they guess are coming in slow mo. I don't know why they got a slow mo entrance but they're going to come in like they're about to like they're the astronauts in. I'm just a little pal at Clemser. I really thought this episode was over right now. I was like, we're done. Okay, everybody. Oh no. We got an ending. We got a new thing with Dave being passive aggressive to Tosh. I'm done But then I saw the guest name smells like oh, we're gonna be here for five more hours There's a whole whole other half of an episode

So they're the guests come on and So they're the guests come on and the late you know this one lady is Lila. She's really flexing that she understands how yachts work. She's like I wear my boating shoes so I can just lift them right off. Yeah and dad's got the Gucci's on but she's like aware that she has to take her shoes off because she understands yachts so she's like advertising that she's aware of what happens to be she's watching now. So that's her first line is broadcasting. I have a yacht.

Also it's broadcasting. I'm a yacht broker, so I don't have to take off my shoes. Also it's broadcasting. My dad's got Gucci's. I was like, I hate your guts. It's broadcasting a lot. Yeah, I hate it. I hate her.

So then the captain's like, welcome to your home away from home. You know, that one sounds better, but it's still a little dorsy. So I'm still working on that, okay? Anyone feel warm if I say welcome to your motor hot? No. Motor yacht home. Do you like anyone?

Anyone? Okay. Just got a Gucci thrown at my head. Guess that one's not going to work. Okay. Hey, I want to talk to you guys about the weather and lay it. Lyla's like, good weather, right? Yeah, what's sunny? And we're not leaving the doctorate, but I'll tell you in there. Okay. All right. Sorry. I didn't mean to

spoils in the tip there right from the get go. But anyway, have a nice boat. And what it goes. I'm literally gonna cry. And so then, you know, tour tour tour. Oh my God, this is a room with a window out into a hole. There's a trailer makes no sense at all, but we enjoy it. And then Catherine, they're all going all over and then Catherine, who's the mom, looks at the hot tub and she's like, well, that hot tub does look a little dirty though. And Lila's like, I want to go out and see the ocean. Like, okay, she literally just said, you can't go out to the ocean. What's

wrong with you, lady? Did you not look out the window on your plane? Also, they made a point to show Reed really working on that hot tub. He was like working on one spot on it. And he's like, I got it. You're right. And then they're like this hot tips. Sex. So then I was like, hey, lunch will be saved in 10 minutes. So you go to hurry up, get your fixed, strike, bts. Oh. And then that one point, Lila, terms of Natasha goes, so what's the beans throughout here?

Is that a bean? Yeah. Like this feels kind of like short almost. Oh, you mean like small? Yeah, like the bean. Yeah, what's the bean? The brown. I just like to say we're not in a relationship, Lala. Lala, I like to keep a confession. Don't want to talk about you being... She tells us. I've had a broker as a guest before and it was a nightmare. He went and stuck a one of chewed gomba under fruit bowl to make sure we were cleaning

the fruit bowls. And had you found the gum? I chewed it for two days. It was a very flavorful gum. Can't think of them for that. I walked up to him with the apple with the gum and I said, did you chew something? Did you chew something, not dev? Speak of dev.

Dev, dev, tasha, they want lunch at one o'clock. And he just doesn't respond at all. If the guest of order lunch at three and Tasha has ordered not a relationship with you, they have to hear me. So, on the line, I was like, oh my God, the bridge. Yeah, I'm like a yacht broker, so love bridges. Hey, show me the computer readout. She's like, what, this is like a yacht broker. So love bridges. Hey show me the computer read out She's like what this is the computer read out and this is meters and you see how it's read like that

Yeah, right now it would be very dangerous to leave. Oh my god. What do you think we should do? Not leave Lila. What the fuck do you see? Okay? She's got she's got a picture of George Clooney drowning on the fucking computer. What more do you want? I know. Like what? Do you want to like learn Irish dancing or something like that? You're gonna hang out. Hang out. So Ben Natasha is like, I don't think he copied one o'clock for lunch, Dave. And he calls like, Dave, so the minutes to launch, and he goes, oh, they wanted it one. Now he's acting like you didn't hear it. When I was clearly supposed to set it.

Right, loud. So then Tash goes to the fridge, and he's like, what are you looking for? Mint. Just ask me, I'll get it. Well, all right, well, there's just one mint. Why did only one bunch of mint come? Because I only ordered one bunch.

The last chart you asked for tons of mint and it took off the whole fridge. But what if we need mint? Talk. That's not my fault. Talk to the fridge. I can't hear you. I was like, oh wow. I talked to the fridge. Wow.

You're getting shitty with me. I don't have time for this. I love that. Out of nowhere, Natasha, you're like, did you say something? Did you say something? You're getting shitty with me. Yeah, good for her. And fuck this guy. He had me smile.

Yeah. Because for the past few weeks, I was like, oh, Dave's being fine. He's fine. He's not a psychopath. Maybe that might was just like one crazy thing But here he is acting like a damn fool. So She says yeah, I was gonna say she's like well don't get shitty with me and he goes of course Sorry, sorry. Yeah, now he can't hear and she's like nothing and he's like I'm not being shitty with you

She's just yeah, you've been ready to me. I'm on a damn not drinking my coffee I'm on a coffee How am I being rude? It's not my fault about the mint you've been though. I was completely in charge of the mint and completely cut your order on purpose And she's like, you've been rude to me. I'm on a dev he says, I'm not saying anything. I'm just getting on with my job. I'm not, I'm just not going out of my way to be hopeful. That's all. Yeah. No, a team. Sorry. A team. Sorry. Sorry. What was that?

A team. What did you say to him? No, a team. Gotcha. Damn it. She wants me. Sorry, what was that team? What's your say dude? No team. Gotcha. Damn it. She wants me. So then the captain's storming Courtney out to check the waves. Okay, you know, I see on my screen a cow fly and ran towards Clooney drownin', but you know,

let's get some boots on the ocean, so to say. And then this one guy is like, I want to go swimming or something. Well, you know, just like settle down, sir. So Storm and the are, they're going to get, they decide they're going to go check out the other side of the marina to see if there's a place to swim. So Courtney's going to drive the tender, which is the continuation is going to drive the tender which is the continuation of her arc which is I could drive tenders. Insecurely I'm so insecure about this time nobody understands. So the waves are big and she's like okay sure this is safe. I've never been out of the hats where it's this bad before. All I can see are these massive waves. Oh, no. There's a giant swamp. Oh, no, and a coop with just shell just went by me. It's like, uh, according to your play

maker, a cart right now. He's just through oil on my face. He's a banana, which way am I spinning? So storm comes back and reports. He's like you swelves not so huge. They are you Oh god, I thought so hold on. I mean just just send this text It's official the waves are huge Norma you owe me five dollars you dumb bitch Also you never laughed at my joke that said, sometimes swells aren't swell. Be a better friend. Hold on, let's give it five minutes. Okay, five minutes later.

Bloop. Ha-ha, reaction emoji. Of that'll teach her. So now the guests all sit down. Oh yeah, they've been sitting down. So Storm is the size. He's going to organize like a tour guide or whatever. And Sandy tells us, it's just bad timing.

I mean, especially with these charter, they're super active. And all they want to do is sweater sports. Wow, wow, so sad. So then they do stocky bombs and stuff. And Storm tells them, Storm storms are ranging this like guided tour. And then they do the stocky bombs and stuff. And Storm's or ranging this guy to tour. And then Kyle starts serving food and the store goes, oh my god, this looks beautiful. I was like, thank you.

What about the food? What's up? Oh, no. Also, why have we been robbed of this side character? Rico, the activity director, who Storm calls? I need Rico, the activity director in my storm calls. I need Rico, the activity director in my life. Hello, is this Rico activity director? Girl, you know it is. What, never do you think you're calling? We need something to do. LaBamba, Maracos, rocks skipping on

a lake, pinata being punched by children. Can I get some more details? Can I think outside the box? I have a question. Do your guests like a very quick and loud noise because if so, there are canons and they can walk up there and watch a cannon go off and they can walk all the way back down afterwards. What do you think? Tell me this. What was the last thing you heard your guests say? Well, actually, this is Saki Saki Saki Bomb-Bomb-Bomb. Guess what? There's bombs.

Okay, we've got some bombs with the shootoff. That's it. Hopefully one of them will get wet. Because honestly, people who scream, Saki Saki Saki Saki, bomb bomb bomb. I want to die, die, die. Okay, you heard it here first, but don't tell nobody you heard that

from Rick of the Activities Director. Do just thinking outside the box here, are they spinach fans? Do they like spinach? You know where this is going, right? Okay, do they like cheeseburgers? Would they like a cheeseburger today? And then a guided tour tomorrow.

Cause we got Papa land here. Okay, we got Papa movie set. He needs me, needs me, needs me. So then the stars just playing all the foil through the streets. So let's see. So Storm tells them they are going, because Lila's walking around the boat,

like, oh my God, where is everybody? Where is service like I'm gonna be underway and I want to sit in those fucking superhero chairs And that's the end of that and storms like you're going to go see cannons being set off would that be fun for you? cannons I mean, I'll have his baby if you want because I know he's good at that. No not Nick Cannon just regular cannons And I'll have his baby a few walks. I know he's good at that. No, not Nick Cannon, just regular cannons. So the guests get ready to go and they go. And Courtney's like, she tells, who does she tell storm?

She's like, I may look like a little boy, but I'm pretty sure you got a bone row from me earlier. Oh, I think she told Zee that, because she'd gone into some sort of outfit that she's calling her like five year old boy outfit. So anyway, the group goes up, they start heading up towards the cannons and then Storm and Entali are cuddling in a bed and then there's one to guess his name, Ben, great name. And he's like, hey, you guys think we're getting off the dock tomorrow? What? Well, I always get off with where I can. Zee!

No, Josh! Guys, no one fucking knows. Okay, you're just going to have to wait and see. No one is making this weather bad for you. Do you understand? I know. I don't trust you, no. Geez.

So, the mom is like, well, we're doing Spanish theme tonight, right? Because we want the theme to match the food. And oh, Natalia is saying that. She's like, oh, the 24 years married. They don't really look that old, do they? We need to think that it matches the food. 25 years, 24 years.

So she's doing that thing, whatever that is. And then the Canon, who cares? Just get on to some. There's like a happens. Yeah, there's a lot of we spend a lot of time watching them get up to those cans. There's like this, like the multi's tour guide, he's like, and it looks like some sort of traditional outfit. And he's like, if you guys have questions, I will give you any answers you'd like. Where are the palatins?

Where are the palatins? I have a question. Are we gonna be able to get off the dock tomorrow? God don't know. So then back at the boat, Tasha, Tanya, Dave are all in the kitchen. And Tanya's like, what are we doing in 15 hour?

And he's like, Pya, Pya. So do I need a misuse spot on the table for there? Just put it inside. We can just put it inside and then come get it. And how many apps, Dave? I mean, a lot of apps, I don't know.

You're right, Dave. Not really. What was that, Dave? Not really. And then he tells us, I'm just having a hard time processing it. There's no chance I thought there was when she said there's no chance. I thought she said there's totally a chance actually a hundred percent chance It's just so done when she said no chance. She meant no pants

And I thought I can work up to that parent-name she meant No chance so I thought that after I had an emotion breakdown and we had to have a special meeting and I almost got fired and Captain Sande said, you two keep it professional and then she said, no chance. And then we decided we'd just be friends. That meant we'd be boyfriend girlfriend. I thought we were going to get married.

My note is, oh geez, crime more. Fucking crime more already. So then we go to the guests on their way back and people are not going rolling. And Natalia is with Tasha now. She's like, well, he's in a bit of a me, didn't he? Did someone call him a bitch? Is that what I've been?

And Natasha's like, he hasn't spaken to me all day. Whoa, what's he been? Well, he's been messaging me. so I told him to stop messaging me. You know, silly things, you know, like you will be my wife otherwise I'll stab you in the heart with a mirror glazed knife. And so not tired. I was like, well, hang in there. You're doing so good to my entire end.

Yeah. So now you're a great, now you're a great shapes to get come back. We see the kitchen Dave burns himself and goes, oh, you bitch. I was like, well, I like them and they're cutting that, making it look like he's abusing the fire, you know? Yeah. So Natasha tells Dave that the guest won dinner at 8.30

and of course he doesn't respond again and They're all just getting dressed into the the Spanish team dinner and Natalia's wearing like a like a red dress Polka dots and she's like, oh, I feel like a hairless a lot. I'm ready to bake a cherry ploy And then storm goes, I want you to pop my cherry ploy I'll bet you too Wasn't even talking to Courtney that time. So Courtney and Natalia are talking and Natalia's like, we have tensions are all in there. All went to the gallery and then it cuts to the gallery and Dave going, fuck.

Dave's not having a great day over there. So then Courtney and Dave are washing up and then the captain comes and sees the table and she's like, who did the napkins? Well, these tablescapes, Calgon, take me away. These are amazing. And Tali's like, well, I did, but Tash did the raises. Look at her working. Good for you, Tash. My wife kept in sand. Look at her baby steps. You know, considering we're in the dock, the crew is pulling out all the stops. Napkins, the shape of roses. That's pretty much it. Just cool napkins. I'm just so glad not to be staring at a screen full of wind shaped like George Clooney. God, I'll take anything.

So everyone comes out and Lila's like, I'm so hungry, mom. It's a lie, Lover. It's a lie, I can't take my love. And the mom's like, so sorry, you're hungry, baby. Yeah, and then I don't know, is Kyle wearing an authentically Spanish outfit? I don't know, I'm this a genuine question, because Kyle, you know, like Natalia's trying to wear something that looks vaguely flamenco.

And Kyle's wearing like an orange sequined vest that's just sort of like open and flapping about. I was like, is this a Spanish, a classic Spanish look? I was really confused. And isn't he also wearing yellow pants that are kind of like parachute curtain? Like he's wearing some kind of gray. I don't know, it's very, to me, it's very the Olympics in, was it Brazil? The The Olympics were in.

It's Brazil, right? They were. They were in Rio, yeah. Yeah. I think it was like the... I think it was like the Olympics. I feel like it was like some big attempt at like a Bolero jacket or something. I was just confused. I feel like it was like some big attempt at like a Bolero jacket or something.

I was just confused. I was like, it was also very like level one tap dance, which I feel like are all of Kyle's costumes like that Leotard that he wears. It's a very like good shit. Lowly pole, little beach of mine. So, um, yeah, so they are all gathering and then Courtney is going to help out. She can bring up the, the Ryan Calbred and she wants to know if like she can use certain tongues and Dave has all this attitude.

Like, I don't know. Those weren't my tongues. I don't know. Like, okay, Dave. Yeah, wait a minute, everybody today and there's like, he's doing this. He just chopped some broccoli and it was cooked But it was it's just broccoli and it's just thrown in these little plates and I needed that I have that so much Because those okay, thank you. It's not a top of the there's little okay

Well, it was okay. First of all he's going nuts. He's making, I guess, oh yeah, I guess he was making top us but he's not even serving them in the proper top us place. But I understand but he's got his little bowls, they're like scalloped edges or something, they're like these round things and he crams them with the broccoli. It's like they're just like filled to capacity. I'm like, bro, put like two florets in there or something. What is going like or just do a bigger bowl, but this was, they were just so many florets in the bowl. I'm, I think he's just doing that thing where he's like, just shove a lot of plates at them so you can say that you did 10 plates, but you're really just shoving, bro. It's not like artist,

you know, it's like, it's not like you did something with the broccoli. It's literally just roasted broccoli shoved onto a little plate. Like this does not need its own, this is not the top of this day. This is broccoli. Dave. Dave? It was.

I only do it for broccoli, Dave. I mean, well, for this, for this, like refined top awesome, hey, a meal, Natasha's making a cocktail. She's like, honey, can I cocktail? It's called the leg spreader. I's like, I'm making a cocktail. It's called the Legs spreader. I'm like, okay, everything.

I was like, do you really think these people, these humorless people who love to flex their wealth wanna drink something called the Legs spreader with their parents or with their children? On their 25th anniversary. The Legs spread out. So Courtney's like, hey Dave, are these ready to go Dave? And he's like, not really. He's like, geez. So he's like, there's too many people hanging around. Too many

people asking me questions. Too many people breaking up with me at one time. So you have no plan and you're just sending out tiny bowls of plain broccoli. Like, I don't know what to do with. Sorry that that roasted broccoli took it out of you. Okay. So then Natalia's, there's some antics downstairs. Natalia's cleaning a room, but she's showing Z, she's sort of jokingly giving Z a tutorial, so that's happening downstairs. So they get, they're eating and then chicken and pie are next.

And so Tosh is like there Yeah, I'm just just let you know we're clearing plates. He's like all right. Give me 15 or 20 minutes And she's like you've just started Dave. He's like well What we're going around the table with it. I mean did you ask chicken or prawn? It's not that complicated It's not that complicated really then it should be timed to not come out in 20 minutes. After they finish, they're come on, Dave. I know. And she's like, it's unprofessional that Dave is trying to give me the gold shoulder just because I'm trying to set the boundary with him. Our job is communicating. But now, now we've got time to wait for all this food. So I guess I'll feel at the time by making them a whole batch of sluggy, whole faces

who slept with bitch face slug hos. My favorite cocktail. So then downstairs Natalia's lessons to Z. She's like, this is called dominating the toilet paper. Are doing this, we're saying we've been here. We've touched it to toilet paper. this we're saying we've been here we've touched you to toilet paper.

It's just so creepy and I'm so glad she's not teaching Dave this because this is such a day of them there and I've touched your toilet paper Tosh. Dave Boundary's Dave. Did your time in the toilet paper Dave? So, uh, another word there. That guy is dinner taking a long time. I mean, you guys can speak up and her mom's like, just pace yourself, Lila, it's fine. And the dad's like, well, I guess it is taking a little while.

I mean, I'm just saying that as someone with Gucci shoes, okay. Well, in any restaurant, I'd be like, what the hell is going on? That's what they do in a restaurant. So my mom's like, it's fine. Lila, we're on television. So then, so the storm over here is this. So then storm tells Kyle that they are complaining. And then Lila, Lila still complaining.

She's like, I mean, I'm just too hungry. And at this point, it's embarrassing. I'm like, Lila, say what you will about Dave's shitty appetizers, but there were a million appetizers on the table just now. So I made a command. And she's like, it's always 80% of the time.

The person who's not paying, who's acting like this. You know, it's so obnoxious. who's acting like right you know it's so ambitious so she's like yeah it's annoying this is supposed to be like seven star service and like this is not seven stars okay Lila where who rates with seven stars do they ban have never heard of that well I think that's that's the whole point is that you only go to five star service but it's supposed to be so good at seven star. And she's like, it's been sloppy as shit all night and no one has said anything.

I'm like, well, I mean, to be fair, this is Dave's cooking and she just got a bowl of plain broccoli. So I understand why she's cranky. Yeah. You can't win rib-bos again. We're like, Dave sucks. Look at how this broccoli is,

bullshith, taking forever. But when someone says something like oh, you shut up. You shut up. You eat your pain broccoli and wait for your rush. This is good. No one gets out of that. We don't want to hear anything. We want everyone's shut up. Welcome to shut up yacht lines. Please where everyone just shuts up Literally furious with all of you for no reason. So Carlos with Josh and I was like, did you hear? The daughter said this is supposed to be seven stars and it's taking a long time And the captain here since she's like they're complaining. Oh gosh. Well, they said they've been waiting a while So complaining in here as soon as she's like they're complaining. Oh, God. Well, they said they've been waiting a while. So complaining. Well, they said they wish food was faster. Could we just get, are they complaining or are they not?

Okay, I don't need to store you about it every goddamn time. Are they complaining? Okay, what color is their wind? If it's pink, we're in trouble. I guess it's more like they're doing a mix of criticizing and wine and so complaining. Did you say something Captain Sande? So Dave is about to tell you we're not in a relationship okay. How could yeah? So then the dad's asking what's Piaja drama? Yeah and the dad's asking where the

son's coming and the sun's coming. And the mom's like, oh gosh, well, I hope we're getting off the dock tomorrow. Okay, you shut up, too, lady. Okay. You'll get off the boat when they say you're gonna get off the boat. At this point, I hope it rains.

So now there's like this weird, again, back to like the merchant ivory drama about this paella because Natasha is trying to read or read or read, I guess like who wants chicken and who wants shrimp. So she's like, So three chicken and three and they're just, I don't. So I know.

Oh, thank you. I'm like, how are you making this like, defeating up shrimp and chicken into something that's fraught? I don't understand this. Well, it seems like there's some major tension between Dave and Natasha and I'm not sure why. Hmm. So I'm going to keep watching them so they can stay at that level. Not going to specify what that level is.

I'm not really going to do anything, but I'm going to watch them. So everybody stay calm. So then food is served and Lila's like, my rice is crispy, dad, you probably shouldn't eat that. Do you know how many people die of crispy rice? I mean, dad, watch out. Hey dad, don't die before you sign away your Gucci's. Okay.

Yeah, like I just don't think it's seven star amazing. I mean, I think it's good. I don't think it's like, ah, and the brothers like, well, I just don't think it's something that you're used to. And then Kyle's like goes in and it's like the daughter's complaining on the foretaste. But half the she probably wouldn't even like Steve. And if you know what I'm saying in.

I feel like telling dad about this. Paying out wasn't helped the, the, the, the, the night. even if you know what I'm saying. I feel like telling Dave about this player and I wasn't helping the night. A new player will take 45 minutes. Have the guests don't want to wait. And I was like, I'm not even hungry anymore. Oh my God, it's like I just ate seven stars. I fall, like I'm so disgusted.

So by the way, also also oh good. Sorry. I was just gonna say when Natasha says to start a new pi I mean It will take another 45 minutes So that means that before when Dave had not started the piaya He was like oh, it's gonna take me 20 minutes. He lied and they're probably waiting for 45 minutes for that damn piaya Yeah, which isn't even so So then I learned her boyfriend go to bed and she goes, guys dinner was amazing. Kind of. Yeah, after all that complaining when she sees Captain Sandy, she's like, it was amazing. Kind of like she goes down the staircase and

gets sort of. So then read is like she is literally Gorgeous. Oh am I allowed to appreciate that somebody is very hot. I want to roll tight all up on her If you know what I'm saying. I'll put my mouth again So then it's bedtime and Dave goes to bed and everyone's cleaning up and then then we think, why is the show still going? Okay, this should have ended five hours ago. And then we hear, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh Okay, it's holding two giant balloons, let's say a 25 and then a stack of plates. It's like the most available someone is to trip. Like whenever they have a movie where something,

like it's like he might have been holding a stack of boxes, you know, it's like, and so he has, and almost obviously those balloons like swiftly disappear off camera. Oh, not, not, not, need. So one tail, not, need. Someone tell Kip, someone call Kip in Sandy. Tell her there's something hilarious happening in the Gale. I, and then he's like, face you fall off of the bed? I'm like, what was that? What happened? What happened?

What? What? What? Like, I generally feel bad. I generally feel bad for him and the pain that he's in, but at the same time, it's also kind of hilarious, because it's like slapstick and it's Kyle. So it's like, oh, no, please, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, yeah, God will Kyle ever recover. I hope he's okay. I will tell I mean, okay. I hope it's nothing serious. I hope it's just him being dramatic. That way we can continue to laugh at it rather than

come face-to-face with the acknowledgement that we may be craving people. I don't know. I don't think so. Anyway, but we know that he was a bravo con, bopping around. So he's fine. Okay. He's eventually fine. Everybody calm down. Yeah, everyone, thank you so much for being here and for listening. We've got a full slate of shows later this week. We got Salt Lake City, we got Beverly Hills, et cetera. Catch us soon on the next one, talk to you all later.

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