Watch What Crappens - Below Deck Med: Broken Arrow

Episode Date: August 22, 2018

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I thought it was like Sandy doing state farm again. Like a good neighbor. Sandy is there. Hugs. You're like, hey, I just lost my sheet shed. And she's like, you want a hug? So, um, God, I love that she shed. God, I love that banana she shed. Hannah, things I don't want to hear fire alarms in the she shed, okay? There should never be a fire alarm. I want Colin to stand in front of the she shed and just have his eyes on it all times.

That she shed shit is a funniest commercial I've ever seen in my life. I don't know why I laugh every time, but she's like well They finally set my she-shed on fire We haven't got a laugh every time. God. I love that she said commercial. I really do I've talked about it like 20 times because I love it that much. Okay everybody deal I hadn't even heard of a she shed until that commercial meaning there's why it's so funny. It's like machine She did yeah, it's big improvement over man cave. That's for sure. Yes So here we are below deck Mediterranean. It's about a boat

Yeah, on a river on a big river on a river called life In the middle of the night I go walking in the river so I was confused because you know the previous Eying you know at the show you're watching on a river boat when they show those they're usually bringing up something that people are gonna fight about and this one started like previously I'm sure boat. Hi, golly. It's Colin talking to his mom on the phone. Oh my God.

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Orange question sale two for one He drowns afterwards so then So we we start up and we're with the charter group for those of you don't remember There's a guy named Daniel something another who's a motivational speaker with ridiculous hair. And he, everything he says is just some hollow, vapid expression that maybe rhymes. And so we see him in his friends sitting around the dinner table and he's like, together, but someone's talking about like teamwork. He's like, well, you know what teams dance for together, Everyone achieves miracles.

I didn't realize he was spelling out team. Yeah, how about like a stands for take each annoying mention that comes out of your mouth and throw it in the garbage. Team Mama. And everyone's like, yeah, let's go to bed. Because that's what you do after listening to this fucking idiot for two hours. Okay, you know, fix your face. Stop drawing on your fix everything about yourself, sir. You're I'm furious already. It's like the highlight of the episode. Yeah, no, no, terrible. Yeah, you need a team. You need a team. So you can take like a

percentage of all their money. I know you're a pyramid scheme. Yeah, exactly with your paperback books. Yeah, come on. Get out of there. Get out of here. So clear, Fatra. I know all of that's your pyramids. Yeah. Oh, pyramids. Well, you can't spell pyramids without saying people you really are mighty into and my T into don't suck pyramids. God I love that. People you are mighty into don't suck.

This is a motivational speaker on a motivational speakers boat. Because the stuff that Sandy does is so him like while she walks around the boat She's just like great job, Sammy Great job getting water. God. I appreciate that. She gave me so much. Oh, I was a great acronym kind of Shammy had a hand. I'd let him ride the bus Let him try it. All right, Sammy. All right. Okay. Now last time we gave it to Swiffer, but today, Shammy You get to you get to try the boat Yeah, hey, you get to try the boat.

Yeah, hey, you know coincidentally, Shami is the only person that Brooke hasn't tried to date on this board. So, you know, good for you, Shami. I'm liking your date and liking your skills. Not for lack of trying. Oh, the heart is broken, but the wants remain. The first time I saw that, Shami, my voice said, hello, I'm broke and asked'm still meat, but my heart said

Shamwaa! People don't understand how someone could be attracted to a shami, but what they don't know is that I see the shami for who the shami really is. The shami shows the side to me, that doesn't show others. A clean, loud absorb inside. So Brooke is still in her conversation with Hannah from last week. We're Hannah's like, Hanna, Hanna, Hanna, Hanna. Hanna. And Brooke is like,

dread carefully, cause I have a lot to say. And so Conrad passes by just keeps walking. He's like, Thank you. Thank you. And Brooke's like, I do things in the morning?

And then after the morning passes, I do sense in the afternoon, and then when the afternoon passes, it's called night service. Shabby Cat, balay. Beware, all those who enter me heart. danger vulnerable heart speak coming ahead rocks feeling feeling danger so she tells us yeah so Hannah's like that's called the light shift working at looking at not it's called the light shift and brook like, that's everything shift. Oh, try to carefully. And Hannah's like, I work 18 a.m. today, walking around with guests. Brook doesn't know what it takes to do things in the big grand. She's a poor I7. I'm a cool on and on. New MacBook Pro, big grand tests. Let me tell you something, Brook is a spinning with a death and I'm the little sound that goes When you open up the computer which one would you like to have you never seen my beach bowl because you never need to

Remember the days when brook used to be an amigur last now. She's a beach ball I guess what I am that lovely little white point to hand White point to hand White point to hand Listen here I expect the Siri the second you've done with this conversation You know what you know what I am I'm that thing when you press that button by accident It's like yeah, well you'll need is a little once because that's what I do you all the options Have as anybody notice a Siri had a voice change? They are like doing Siri backwards because she was older before and now she's like young

Siri. She's like, Hale, your alarm has been set for, it's like calling. It's like you are. What are you, so young and peppy all of a sudden, lady? I haven't spoken to Siri in a while, but here I will, let me ask her something. Hey Siri, can you talk a little bit? I'm not sure I understand. Oh yeah, she's how old are you Siri? Well, the humans have certainly aged me. That's for sure. Don't shame us. Crazy lady. That doesn't sound good. I hate you. That doesn't sound good. Stop saying that.

Okay. You can't beat me at my own game. Sorry. I'm not sure I understand. It's called late shift. I'm not sure I understand. Oh my god, it's like talking to Casey. Hey Siri, how do you iron sheets? Okay, I found this on the web for how do you iron shake? No, not shake. I don't want to iron a shake. That still sounds like Casey. She's like, I ironed your shake. She's like, yeah, so I went to Saudi Arabia and I ironed a shake and then they almost chopped off my hands. Did I do something wrong?

Yes, it's the video. I see you are in the shape, not a shape of Saudi Arabia. You melted the shake. I also gave you a round of the rune blast to the shake afterwards. Now, Hane, I paid a lot of money for that. And now it's in some Saudi and Arabian palace. How am I supposed to get it back? Huh? honey

Oh So, you have gays you just walk it out Like in the middle She's just walking around with an iron and just goes up to like some super powerful shake like here Just starts ironing him. Oh, it's like that. KC Could you play my message? Oh KC. Oh, sorry. You said to play your message is why are you holding me up to your face? KC's ironing your face through the iPhone So Hannah and Brook are talking and she's like guess what noted noted honi

Yeah, then she's like well, what the strange kawinki, dinky, honey, dinky. They've seen this jua wai and brood could together. Oh, by the way, someone says saying jua wai was a microaggression, so sorry. Juao, why is it a microaggression? Is it like a drug term? When you misuse someone's name on purpose like that, you're like being addicted to their whatever. I mean, it's not

even a microaggression. It's just an aggression because I don't like Joao. Wait, all of a sudden we all have not discerned about being a microaggression towards Joao. Yeah, I think we have to leave Joao out of microaggression talk. That's my vote. He is a microaggression. He's an aggression. He's a macro. He's a macro aggression. He is a he's a large aggression. Yeah, so Anyway, I don't know why I brought that up Because I said to wow out that's why I felt guilty and then I was like guess what I'm not gonna feel guilty over to wow I'm learning and growing but not when it comes to Because his family lineage that didn't even to wow and like he've just probably several other toiles etc

Yeah, whatever I have enough to feel guilty for I'm not gonna How about this how about this I've been living my life and I've been very happy and now I've got to watch Joao on my TV. How about that? That's a microaggression. Okay. Who's gonna apologize to me for that? Huh? Yeah, Bravo. We're waiting. We are waiting. So Hannah's like, what a what a strange Hauinkidance that is seen is Joao and Brooke are together. She's into a Hanna. Which is true, by the way, because Brooke is way more aggressively anti-hanna. Now that she's got to wow, you know, whispering with his, you know, it's bad breath in her face the whole time. Oh, yeah, it's totally like empowering her or whatever. I mean, they do this to, I mean, we see this with every heads, do. We see it with, we start with Kate.

Well, there's only been two. Kate and Hannah. I mean, I'm not going to include Adrian, but, you know, like at the end of a season, I refuse. I out. Very out. No, but I want, like, it's like every season, they make the chiefs do look so super lazy. And then everyone rebels. So she's just playing into it.

And of course, we get a flashback of Bugsie from last season being like, if I would cheat stew, well I would do, if I do more work than you do in my mouth, cheat stew bugs. Yeah, oh bug. Sweet miss. Yeah.

I mean, kind of. Okay. So then I'm except Hannah goes into the kitchen and she's like, she's like, guess what? What a strange Kowinky broke his entire Hannah and she's like, she's like guess what? What a strange Kowinke, Brooke is anti-hanner and he's like, I'm staying out of it, bro Unless you're not here, and I'm stirring it for right now. I'm staying out of it. And he tells us Brooks not to first want to say that about Hannah. Hannah's really good at it It's losing earrings and blaming other people or getting expensive clothes from dudes.

But where she falls, fall short, it's being a manager. Yeah, a badge of this restaurant. I'm like, just settle down, okay? Yeah, you don't have to settle down. You're not to that level yet, sir. And we hear the sounds of a harpsichord playing mournfully. And upstairs, Brooke is like quietly cleaning up her table scape

gathering the pebbles and the little rocks. And she's like, I tried it carefully, but I still got her. These rocks I shall gather, these rocks like I shall gather my emotions. So Conrad goes over to her and he's like, I said, you want to talk? I'm sure that me talking to you, she'll not cause any problems between me and her at all. Let's do this.

And he's such a worse, he's like, where's Spring's like, would you like to talk? She's like, I feel terrible if I happen to say something down, but I'm banging the head on the brick wall and I need someone to lift me up not bring me to town I need someone to lift me up and breast me out show me the magic and the splendor of love not the misery and Bechamis of cold head stews Have you heard I'm getting a she she she she Have you heard? I'm getting a she she a she shed I'm just gonna start all the jump stones and little rocks and chairs in there that all a woman could have I want and he's like hana is hana you're not gonna change it to move on and

Then Hannah sees them talking and she's like the go I'm supposed to get it prog with this Concealing me enemy. How about him a big? Honer, Honer, Honer. So Brooks like, do you ever go in with her? And Conrad says, I should have come back where they quit with them. I should not. It's okay. Love taste. So now is the next morning. It's okay. Love times, Tom. Hehehehehe. Oh, really?

So, so now it's the next morning. Sun is shining. Sandy goes out. Looks at the water. The weather. Perfect. Hey, weather, this is some positive reinforcement. You're perfect.

Don't change. Hey, weather. I'm glad you took a nap last night. Had a little bit of broccoli, broccoli potatoes and brains, you know And now you're ready to go. God. I love that weather and Jamie passes by Casey setting the table and she goes look at you Check that table, Casey Casey guys It's not like she just like competed in gymnastics World stage, you know, and Bix she said it she put a fork on a plate

Next to a plate. Thanks, thanks. I just signed a sheet. So there's like awkwardness and a crew mess, because it's like, Jouao and Hannah and all of them, et cetera. And Brooks, Brooks are telling Jouao, like, last night, I let the emotions in my heart overtake me.

It was wonderful. Wonderful. I told Hannah, she's acting like I'm on everything shift. And she said, honey, I don't care. I let her have it. And he's like, oh, you did, did you? That's great. That's great. And he just like is smiling that evil rictus of his, knowing that he's manipulated, broken to going after Hannah. Yeah, and she goes, it went down like a bag of nails, which is what he said to Hannah. Yeah.

So she's even using his wording and he's like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, this evil robot laugh. Yeah. So then the captain's like, guess what? We're going to do everybody. We're going to drop a line. All right. He's everybody like with South, they're a little straw. So then the captain's like guess what we're gonna do everybody we're gonna drop a line all right He's everybody like with south they're a little straw and then Conrad's like there's a little button

You're stubborn She's like oh lord Okay, Colin calm down. Oh, I miss my mom and dad Surely they can't be anywhere near here. Whenever my mom used to say it's a little boat, it's when she was chewing some meatballs into my mouth. Oh, I remember playing with a little bone bath time. Oh, that was 27.

That's what made me a very captain. Oh, Lord. So we see like, oh, sorry. Oh yeah, Mount Vesuvius. Oh, go ahead, drop some knowledge, man. No, no, no, let me wait. Let me wait a Your knowledge drop Yeah, yeah, it's not the serious. Okay. Mm-hmm. So just everyone

Chillax. So guess what? Birkin Adam aren't doing anything. So Hannah and Casey are making coffee or something and Hannah's like well Hey, you doing today, Casey? She's like, God, how are you? She's like, I'm good. Well, I'll tell you this. Brook has changed a lot since dry. She said she didn't know what you did. What I did in the eye. Can you believe that, honey? Casey's like, well, I'm not gonna lie. I said that right before I made that chic loose his eyesight. When I was on the tender, coming back from Saudi Arabia,

I did think that you do seem to do a lot less work than I do. I mean, I had to put a fork next to a plate. It doesn't even make sense. You can secure at breaks and we don't. And Hannah goes, you know, well, it doesn't bowl the money. You get sick or at break and we don't. And Hannah goes, you know what? It doesn't bore the mate and then she does that squint thing and then pop eyes her eye where one eye closes, but she's still squinting it and then rolls one eye. Like her face gets kind of amazing when she gets mad.

I know and she's like, listen honey, she didn't even know what a third's do was until I taught her. She thought it was an actual stew that she got to eat. Now the three-day stew is a real thing, but you'll learn about that on Southern Cham. Not this show. And don't ask Adam to make it for you because you'll be lucky if you get a single grain of rice

on the other street. I didn't do this for eight years to have my honey queston, honey. So they arrive in Capri, which is an island off the coast of Italy, Ronnie. And so it's a delicious drink that comes in a foil bag that you have to poke a straw through to drink. It's also a type of pant. So they're like, okay, everyone drop the anchor five shackles in the water,

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the water, finally at 11 a.m., some people start to wake up. It's Daniel and his wife, and he's wearing a tank top that says power of the know. What does that mean? The power of the know. Like knowing. Like it sounds thoughtful, but like it's like I'm guessing it's a play on power of the the now

or power power Don't need money. Don't need fame. Don't need no crack. Oh This train. Yes, you do actually power blood. Actually pretty much every train you have to pay for Reveated slain Dion and And he goes, he's like, whoa, mix me in Apple and in Orange, right honey? I'm reading a book. It's called Wayne Dyer, which is fulfilled. And you're getting me in an Apple and in Orange, yeah, my dream is fulfilled. So gross. I thought about an Apple, I thought about an Orange, and now you're bringing them to me.

And it's almost like you've manifested exactly what I want. It's like, well, you asked for two very simple things. Hey, let me guess. You're imagining me in my underwear right now. It's gonna happen. It's gonna happen, honey. Do you know what I look like in my underwear? Because guess what?

That's the power of no. Ha, ha, ha, ha. So there's no, you don't have to hear no when you're a guest ever, honey. So I've got the power of knowledge, power of the the power of the the power of the the power of the the power of the the power of the the power of the the power of the the power of the the power of the the power of the the power of the the power of the the power of the the power of the the power of the the power of the the power of the the power of the the power of the the power of the the power of the the power of the the power of the the power of the the power of the the power of the the power of the the power of the the power of the the power of the the power of the the power of the the power we and Hannah's like, could we and the wife goes, I want to figure out how to get to boat to a cave. That's what I'm envisioning right now, a boat going to a cave. Manifesto. There it is. It's a boat. Yep. And then the wife's like, well, why don't we just go while we wait for everybody else to wake up? And he goes, oh, you want to share that

experience with me? Shut up! Just get on the tender and look at the cave so meanwhile I was like Casey Casey broke hand on right hand Oh actually it's hers. Casey Casey broke broke broke hand on broke Casey Casey to the salon So the stews get together and hand is like all right everyone Here's the deal. I'm not gonna give you stupid fuckers. I'll run through what I do on a day-to-day basis I think it's pretty obvious I've been doing it for eight years and what I do is I smoke cigarettes and I'm bossy around and I've been told to them. That's what I do. Now, if you have any question about what I'm doing, then feel free to ask them right now. This is totally safe non-judgmental environment. And I'm sure that if you ever ask one of your stupid,

stupid questions, which is what you do and it's what you have been doing at this entire tear to season, I'm sure I won't respond with anything negative, I won't budge your head off, even though you're asking me a stupid question, during a time when I could be smoking a cigarette. Who wants to ask a question? All right, before you even ask a question, I'll give you the answer, Suk-Madeek.

All right, this is your answer. All right, just a little speed this up, I see there's a blank look on your face as usual, you look like you just saw a flounder falling from the sky, so here we go. The answer is no, you can't, I didn't, and I do. And then Rick does. I don't need a player, but play.

It's just frustrating that we're done, so. And then Hannah cuts her off, and she's like, the fact that there isn't one charter, where the guests haven't had exactly what they want, priests, and I'm doing well. And Rick goes, are you kidding me? And then we get a montage of Hannah like leaving the salads on land or like forgetting the calories and everything like that like the tender catching fire. And you know like she's like packing up the beach picnic leaving the guests behind on Capri like well they got everything they wanted.

And the meeting and so she's like alright, heart mate meeting hunt turned. Alright, and then she went on his, and then Brooks like she's for that clasped ladded, and then we cut to the guy going, only by allowing ourselves to stop the habits of judgment and condemnation to condemn. Can we concede? Conceedly and the succeedly. Everybody get it? Boat kids. Boat kids. So I'm saying, boat kids.

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Oh And then we never heard from rookie game She never got those nap dragons. Very on the nose sort of flower for what she was describing. I got a snack dragon. I have to hate my finger off. I said, you may be a snap dragon, but I'm a snap rock and you've just been snapped. Oh snap. Look at that bee in my snap track, and it's pulling it and it's almost as if the bee itself has fallen.

I love it with my snap track. I hope you have a snap track. And how could I have been so mad at the when you are in the throes of love? So two of the guests wake up at 11.45, but they get to get on the boat, the cave boat or whatever. Well, yeah, well, they woke up. Wait, what did you say? Oh, because when, when couple woke up in time to get on the boat, yeah, that was like, yeah,

right. Because they woke up at like 11, they were, they left it at 11.45. And the other guest woke up and was like, wait, they went to the cave. Like, we've been awake and just like waiting for them in our room I'm like you idiot. Why are you in your room? What do you mean if you had to listen to that motherfucker chatting your head off about his positive bull shit all day? I'd be hiding in my room to you. It's like tell me when there's food, you know Yeah, well, I've powered him I would have woken up extra early and gone that boat and then like wouldn't you rather hide away from him on a boat and a boat cave Then being in the room. Yeah, you can kill him on a boat and a boat cave then being in the room?

Yeah, you can kill him in a boat cave like it's dark in there. No cameras are allowed This guy was a dick. He's like well, they left without me So I wanted them to bring the tender backs. I want to go to the boat cave to it's like you just sat in your room You just sat there Yeah, I'm guessing he's like they'd better turn around I was like this is what you get for hanging out with that asshole. And you're probably on a free trip too. Yeah. You're a bad kid for walking out your door into the hallway and seeing who's awake.

How about you manifest better friends than the alarm clock? Yeah. How about you manifest a text message? Like, hey, yeah. And also, he was manifesting to me was an older version of the dude from bloodline like the main guy who you know Doesn't it well on the spoiler alert bloodline fans But that's your mind of me. He's just all mad but putting up with his shitty family anyway Okay, so Hannah's cleaning up the table and the captain passes in season she goes you are amazing

Hannah and I'm like, oh my god, Hannah really is changing her ways Amazing Hanna and I'm like, oh my god Hannah really is changing her ways I said she really is. I think that that talk worked You know Hannah's really pissed off about it, but suddenly she's like look at me cleaning tables doing laundry Just you know a typical day if I head stew on air so the so the tender so so Daniel goes through all his kids He's like wow the power of no and the power of kids and they come back and all his cades and he's like wow the power of no and the power of cades and they come back and like the guest the guy who was sitting in his room is like sitting there with like his hands on his hips like a far side cartoon and he's like oh you guys went to the cave thanks for the invite in your room sir and then the guys like yeah sleep much we much okay bro

you guys it's all good bro. I'm like well Daniel I don't think it's up for you to say it's all good It's up to him to not be mad because he wasn't having he's like I'm just gonna Say that he's not mad at me and then he's not gonna be mad at me He kept just could to complete the disregarding the guy. I know exactly. He's like waking up one night right buddy Okay, no worries Your apology is accepted. So let's do something crazy. Let's have instead of breakfast Let's do like a brunch and that I'm like hey if we need to do a brunch instead of a breakfast

Perfect. Let's do it. That's the communication. I need it's like congratulations. You added a salad to your frittata lineup Yeah, whoa. I'm glad you could make that Keish work for any time of day. Exactly. Oh, wow. You decided to throw in a mimosa. Wow, that's a sort of improvisation. We'd love to see PrimoShops. So the captain's watching the crew go about their day.

One of the wind blows through her hair. She's like, God, I gotta tell you, Ken Raddys stepped it out because he's no longer talking to Hannah. And the captain loves this. It is so funny how it automatically affects her positively. Yeah, she's so happy. And then everyone's talking about what they're gonna do when they go home,

because there's only like one charter left. And Jamie is like, I want a spa day at home with chocolate milk. I just want to bathe in chocolate milk. And Kara's like, I want to sitting in the pub with a pint. And Kara's like, I just want to go home and get bombarded with my family. They're gonna be like, oh, Kali, what was it like to be in Italy?

And I'm like, I got mom's stuff at your such a nerd. I want to suffocate from the love of my mother. In case he's like, my toe hurts. Yeah, she did, that's literally her. She's like, guys, my toe hurts. But then I was looking at it in the shower and Jamie goes, you can't find anything there. She's like, yeah, I can't find anything.

And then she was like, oh yeah, I want to put my plane in some sausage, and then she tells us, I stuff there with Jowl because deep of what I think of the man he could be Oh, that's good. That's that's a healthy way to approach life Also, you probably ironed your toe. Let's be honest. Yeah talk about positive visualization This girl really is making her own reality. I'm glad it's working on someone So now it's like jet skiing the, the guest of Jetski, it's fun time, they're shots, like activity.

And Hannah goes to the guests who are in the hot tub and she's like, oh, I was thinking about dinner at 8 p.m. And Sandy's like sitting there in the corner, like watching. She's like, dinner at 8 p.m. And I was thinking, maybe we could do a Wattwan or a Raze option. And they're like, oh, Hannah, you're really, really great work, great work, Hannah. She's like, thank you. And Sandy just goes downstairs because, well done, well done. God, I love a rosette or a white

option. Ah, ah, Hannah, she's back. She's back. So low Hannah is professional Hannah. God, I love that by Hannah. So they're getting ready for dinner and the guys like wow look good And I feel good. I was like yep, guess what still not working. Yeah, yeah, he's a strong board buddy Yeah, he's in basically all he does is put a blazer over the shirt he was wearing all day and he's like Hey, I just want to thank you guys because everyone's just living in the moment. It's like What is that stupid Steers stupid man a stupid man.

A stupid man with a stupid hair. And I had no idea when we'll pull the bad formation. I'm going to shoot myself in the motherfucking head. Hone, Hone, Hone, Hone. I'm going to speed up myself from the throat. Yeah. So service, I just love the editing on this show because they're like, service, service. Jamie's healing pringles.

Service, service. And the amazing style. I'll hand in, Brooke knock into each other in the hallway service service So calling goes into get joao a pissed off. He's like I made something to eat because I don't know that we're gonna get fed today guys What what what and bricks like you're a I need to talk to try He's like no, it's not I'm gonna cut the atom going. This is the season I need to challenge myself and I did it

Did you see my Keish? Did you see my mission in sad Keish? So yeah, he wasn't inspired last year, but this year he's reinventing himself. So he makes this whole thing, this dinner, and Lucy, who is the one who can't eat anything, she basically is lactose intolerant. So he like gives her some sort of like lactose-free green beans that don't butter, but there's like a dome over it. So Hannah can't remember which domed plate is Lucy's. So when they're going to serve the dishes, she's confused Haneh. Haneh. Which one is it again? And then Adam comes up with one solo one that he's just gonna bring up because he wants to put it out and be congratulated. And she's like,

Haneh, is that Lucy's? He's like, is it Lucy's? I didn't use my inspiration to get my shit mixed up with the first one. I got told you managed to rest your I yeah, I mean, he wasn't the right on this one, but yeah, at the same time, he burnt pieces of cedar and put it on their dishes, which is just disgusting and inedible. You're not supposed to do that stupid. And Daniel's just sitting there on a table.

I'm like, well, if you're eating and you're cleaning, then you're giving a reverence. He's crazy. This guy literally is just crazy. He's not even trying to make any sense anymore. He's like, fish is a fish. It swims in the sea and a tagger walks on land. This is delicious.

A fish consuming the sea, but only as far as the sea can go. Am I right everyone? Like, oh my god, that's so genius. The only reason the sun comes up is because it had the opportunity to go down. Am I right girls? If the sun didn't want to come up, it wouldn't rise, but it wants to. And that's what we all have to do. We all have to rise. Right everyone, I love our so though. Guys, we We talk about the wind blowing But we never talk about it sucking It gives the wind come from anyway. I'll tell you where it comes from positive thoughts We love talking about coming but not so much going am I right guys? You know what yacht rhymes with not but it's like someone took the not and added a why to it

You know why is the first letter of yes, it's like a yes not yacht. Might be a conundrum, but at least it floats. Just like love and my right guys. The only thing that's keeping this vessel above water is our positive thinking. So then he takes a bite and he's like, it melts in your mouth. Like it's not a fucking M&M, sir, it's swordfish. Like if it's melting in your mouth, it was completely done improperly. Yeah, he's like, it's the best swordfish I ever had in my life. Well, I've never had swordfish before, so.

Well, I never really eaten a weapon, but I'm glad to have the opportunity. It went down like a bag of nails. Oh no. Oh no. Yeah so Hannah lot going on, but not more going on than me, Hannah. I would like to say something. We have an Hedena, and the title chef, the title chef means, feel as if a fuck's sake, beckonzim, we didn't have much food, but at least it was cooked for us, so there's that. And Hannah hears, not with her ears, but her squint eyes, her eyes like pop open and open

squint. They're like, she's yeah, she, she, well, you know, so Adam starts to, he's like, he, he starts to make dinner for the crew. It's like 1130. He's like, oh, okay, I'm gonna make some grilled cheese and I'm in a ton of soup, a of soup for it's too if you know what I mean So Hannah's like all right everybody is she goes so Bullshit a lot you got something to show us all right all crew wanting to take part and something about Nero All right, just get up here whatever get up here This is one of those times you need to be a little more descriptive. Yeah, you know, something about an arrow. How about the guy wants to put a fucking metal arrow

through your throat? You want to get up to deck? Well, he also made it sound way more dramatic. He's like, all right, everyone. Now that we've arrived here, I've got some arrows that some I got through TSA, anyway, so we have some arrows here. This is what I do in my show. It's a big crowd pleaser for all 15 people who show up. So we're gonna break an arrow with the soft part of my neck. This is, the arrow represents all your fears and inhibitions and the neck represents pretty much just your neck.

So here we go. And so it looks like he's gonna do something crazy, but all he does is it's like someone holds the arrow or it's like on someone's chest and he just like pushes forward and it's like very basic physics Like big person tiny stick go figure So it's like this represents what's holding you back from a decent tip Spear in my neck, so Hannah who would like to volunteer first? Yeah, they just look at him like crickets

So Hannah goes to Adam in the kitchen. She's like, I'll just don't want to tell you honey. Let me tell you before there's any further because remember at the beginning of the season we agreed to be allies even though you totally cheated on that ball and we're back and I don't know anything about it yet. People have complaining that the grief feed is coming at light and he's like, all right Hannah who's sitting

where did it stand? She's like, it's just going in it where did it then she's like it's just going around so she doesn't even give up to wow yeah which you know I'm not sure what to think about this I think everyone was probably planning she probably everyone was complaining to be honest I mean I know I would have so speaking of Jawao he's downstairs like looking at this arrow demonstration he's like all right you know, you know what, I've been shot, I've been fights, I've been attacked by a hippo, and this arrow just might take me down. I want to fuck it up, I had a little bit, but I haven't made my choice yet. I haven't made my choice because I'm wounded. I've got, it's hard for me to let people in, especially arrows.

And then he gets his crazy robot looking his eyes and he just walks right into the thing. He's like I'm gonna hold this right I wrote for ransom there we go Zim Zim Zim Zim Zim Zim Zim we don't call them eras. We call them sticks with pointy things We call we call them rhinoceros. I I'm like, you know what like Like, you've been shot, you've been in fights, you've been attacked by a hippo. This is not a good track record. Maybe you're the problem. When the hippos are coming for you. You're an asshole. Why are you, why are you fucking with hippos anyway? Hippos are dangerous. They're like way more dangerous

than people. Like the first thing when you go to a zoo, or when people talk about sephars is, hip-os are actually way more dangerous than you realize. Hip-os are actually responsible for more depth than lions, or something like that. But you're from Zim, so you should know that. So stay away from the hippos, it's a wow. Yeah, he's probably cheating on one hippo with another hippo. It's like Zim, prom. So the guy from Bloodline is still really mad.

He didn't get to go on the boat this morning. He's like, Oh, great trick. Oh, yeah, so then Hannah's like, uh, KC in a Hanna KC KC, you can know cool funny in case he's like, who is she? My toe is still there. It's also So Colin kitchen, Adam Hannah. Okay, so Adam calls some people into the kitchen. He goes, look, gratitude to you. Be brutally honest. What can I do to feed you guys on time? How about for you to sometime, Adam? Yeah. Like, why is that the way? Like, put the rice in the rice cooker and press the button. Colin goes, well Jamie goes to bed at seven.

So well, I have to be before the end. And he's like, all right, well, how about I do this? I'll have crew dinner together. If I have a six. Wow, what a noble idea. Wow. Here's your missile in Starcer. Yeah, it's called puts him chicken in the oven.

Okay. So meanwhile, Hannah's the entire time just giving Conrad honey eyes because they're she's just like honey honey honey honey honey, so sure enough they go and have a cigarette and hand I was like so Did you have a good shit with Brooke my mortal enemy last night honey honey? Honey honey honey honey honey honey honey I don't take so I'm on your side You went there to me honey you talk to Brooke. Don't break stop attacking me every time I talk to you It's a little attack attack attack. Oh you do

Hey, oh honey, you don't want me to tell you how I feel is that what it is you don't want to stay in this relationship fine, honey I give you my opinion and what not and then you have a go at my And she starts getting mad because she's like the other night, you're sitting like the biggest asshole on this boat insults me and then you're going to have a joke with him. You can have a joke with him in front of me. That's what that gets. A triple honey, triple honey, honey, honey. And he's like, it's, you know, it's a girl I'm seeing and a guy who works with me,

but his constantly and she's like well He's but in your head team, honey and he goes yeah, and I have to suck it up and take it. She goes I don't care Well, I don't care about those things. I'm right and he's like I should have to feel stressed every time I talk to god damn You've already got me addicted to nicotine And then she then yeah, he's like I'm walking on eggshells all the time What's she gonna have a go at me next with and so he's like you know, I'm going so he walks away Just oh do you really think that walking away again is gonna like oh? You walked away. I want to send

I was gonna try to shame you I'm gonna do a walk away shame, but you you just sort of walked away, didn't you? So the final day walked away, didn't you? So the final day, um, let's see, throughout Casey, Casey makes drought. Yeah. And so he hugs or really hard, I read that scene. I read that what I read this sentence, Jarl hugs Casey. Good

time. Good morning. You make me a cup of tea that sweet. And I was like, do I need to say that out loud? I guess I do. It's below deck med notes. Yeah. If you don't say that, I'll have I say it anyway. Yeah. I do it. below deck med notes. Yeah, if you don't say that loud I said anyway. Yeah I do it

Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun Hi Captain Sandy. This is Robin Mixey Collins mom Oh, it has been Bob and I are in night falls. I know you're busy, but could we do a quick surprise for little Ollie? I know you're busy, but could we do a quick surprise for Lina Cooley? Wally? Can we just see Cooley? I brought him a lasagna all the way for a long while. And he's kind of excessive because we're already in Italy, but I thought, you know what? Mom's cooking kind of beats maple's every time.

Alright, Captain Sandy. And never had parents, Kyle. It's adorable, actually. Get on over here, you little bobbin' whatever your lasagna faces. We'd love to help you know I can tell by the joy in their voices that they had a wonderful flight and they got some good Napping in okay, no jet lag here. It's amazing how you can tell in the tone of someone's voice that they own one of those Form neck things for the airplane and not one of the cheap ones, one of the good ones where it latches together. Like they know their foam headrests. They certainly do. Meanwhile, you guess you tilt your seat back during the flight, don't you? Oh, I know what's going

on here. You probably watched some big bang theory and chuckle till you fell asleep, you little sleepyhead. So by the way, you know that Collins parents are totally the type that put on their headphones on the plane and then talk Loutly to each other. Hey, are you watching channel five channel? It's good. You should turn to it. It's good Collie you watch miss. It's good. It's a good chat. I like it. It's very funny How did you see what he said? He's using the air phone to call Colin So bird lands next to Jamie and her big storyline for the season.

The bird's hamster. And then it stays with her, which is really cute. The bird like a friend because you know, birds love to smell of chocolate milk. They just, yeah, it's like a known fact. Yeah. So the captain's like, oh, it's a bird. He's hungry. Hi, bird. I don't know what they eat. Maybe he's a vegetable. Oh,

Guy, they flew away. There you go. You know what that bird didn't fly away until Hannah was involved. You know what though? That bird he cares and that's all that matters. That's a self-help guy walking around in his underwear. And drawing good morning long short. Hello. This is one time where I'm on the motivational speakers side because he has to wake up and see Jowl. Okay. And I think that's far worse than us seeing like little Alan thick in his boxer breaks Alan thick so the captain's like all right who is driving the bus who hasn't gone yet and poor callie is the last one

And he's like tell me what to do and all through it. God what parachute should I wear? Should I match the watch to the shoes? So many questions And then he steps on a rake and it thwacks him in the forehead and he falls back Burps around his head So then there's awkwardness with Hannah and Conrad. It's like good morning Conrad. Good morning. How are you? Good? And then she sees Casey and she goes good morning Casey. You're all good up. I am Meanwhile upstairs Daniel is like your subs consciousness is so strong that if you print it with I have it I want it. It's mine then it's yours really because you haven't choked on something yet. Yeah last time I checked

You're still on my TV So Brooke is reading the book he's given them all passport to a dream. Oh God cut. I love this self-help guide doesn't leave an open borders It's like how are you getting your politics in here? His his he's like build a dream wall Well, notice that it's also a big paperback book with large print and like Many many many line spaces a lot of carriage whatever spaces Yeah, the point is It looks like he printed out that morning.

Yeah, it's like from the office printer upstairs. Yeah, like it was like fresh from Kinko's that passport to a dream. Yeah, the pamphlet. You can buy it on PDF of $50. So Collins up there driving the yacht and he's like, oh man, this is so much bigger than a normal fairy. Wow, I wish

mom were here to see this oh we would have a pizza party afterwards and everything with pictures of Coca-Cola. I hope that someday I get to dock this yacht. Oh that'll be a dream come true. It'll probably never happen though. Then downstairs you just hear like dream it and mean it. Meanwhile Robbins like on the boat like putting her hand over her mouth. Like I just want to yell the callie so badly I don't want to do that. So they get there and captain's like yeah we are a lean machine now did you see that

Daccan? So the guys are everybody's packing and the guy's like that duck in so the guys are everybody's packing and the guys like it's a beautiful thing packing I'm gonna leave him this arrow favorite memory. I think you're broken stick yeah thanks a lot. Yeah thanks you just don't want to take it on carry on. So he's like well everyone it was motivational it was inspirational and I thank you for who you are and I could give you a tip financially, but I want to give you something from the heart So here's my morning breath Let y'all see the outline of my dick this morning and now here's a tiny little envelope, all right?

Just pretend it's full of lots of heartpaces And then Jamie has this like devastating a moment where she goes, Grateful, thankful, gratitude, everything rhymes, everything rhymes, has a rhyme on. And then she just walks around the boat going, Gratitude, attitude, gratitude, attitude,

personnel. Of course I choose the like a word that does not can't be a fine. You're like, oh, I'm a dad. So everybody's cleaning the boat and the captain sees Hannah and the pantry and she's like, oh, hi, Hannah has a corn with can rad. And instead of doing what she should have done, which is like we decided to concentrate on work

instead, Cindy. She has, he's annoyed with me. We're supposed to go to proc together, but after that stupid fight about 50 euros, things have shifted. And the captain goes, I hope whatever it is you want you get. We are deserve love. And print it out right now in the office. You want me to give you a copy? We've had enough of you people.

Yeah. So now it's time for the tip meeting. And Sandy's like, you know what? That was quite a trip, huh? So Hannah, you did a great job. You did a wonderful, wonderful job. I'm just going to assume the vodka was there with the bloody marries.

And you did a great job on the morning shift, the afternoon shift, and the late shift. And it was clearly all on your shoulders this time and Brooks like I've seen the tech credit for me work from weeks and weeks. That's nice to pause all right at this point You can shut up. I'd like to have on Brookside, but this is ridiculous like what awards you think you're gonna get for cleaning a toilet Okay, now I'm not saying there shouldn't be one. Okay. Yeah, I get that there is good cleaning and bad cleaning. Yeah, but like you don they get a $14,000 tip. And it's kind of funny because whenever the show begins, I never really know what counts as a good tip.

But now I think we've learned that 14,000 is not good. Well, honey, Sarashar was at the bottom of like 11, 9 or 11, and same with Sandy's friends. Now we're at 14K, but I think like 18 to 20 is where, where we want to see our tipping. So of course, this guy gives just 14,000 of course. Yeah, I'm standing happy because it's at least higher than her friends, you know, or it's lower than her friend. Wait, is it higher or lower?

This is higher actually. I think her friends gave like 13. I'm not sure. Yeah. So meanwhile, so everyone's cleaning, cleaning the boat and Collins mom. So it's Robin and Bob. They start walking down the dock. They're like, oh, wow. Look at the size of this thing. Whoa. And the captain's like, Collin, you got a package on the dock.

And he's like, no, I don't. They don't even deliver here. She wear out. It says, mom. And then the mom like, did he? I think he saw us. I think he saw us. Yeah, he sure did.

That was the sound of Collie. Yeah, there we go. Oh, Kali. Oh, Kali. Oh, Kali. They all start sobbing. So that's like, I guess you glad to see us. Oh, son. Then he's like, God, I love it. It's like broccoli and potatoes. We united it lasts. It's parsnips Collins like who who goes at the visitor's son in Italy? They're out of their minds. I Guess you glad to see us huh? I'll go ahead show them the book. I thank you so much! This is Bob!

Bob's like you! Oh, Bob's like you! Robyn just keeps going. Oh, thank you! Oh, thank you! Oh, space towards! Whoa! Oh, thank you!

Oh, was this a room? This is where you get lunch right here, Colin. They see it. They feed you well, Colin. You're like, this is not what you eat. Oh, okay. Oh, thank you. Oh, hi.

My parents met in a wedding band. Did drummer hurt his leg and then income stayed? Drummer with two legs. It is not how Casey's parents met also. Oh, like the catering or I don't know. I just feel like Casey's maybe Casey and Collin are like siblings. They don't realize it.

Casey gets gel because she's like, I'm gel. I wish my parents could have taken a flight with him and then they cut to a picture of her parents and it's some old dude and it looks like he's married to an MK Ultra girls. Or like her eyes are just like booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo like the crew quarters and Robbins like is he a room huh and Bob's like is this bed long enough for you you want us to get you a new bed you want a new bed we'll get a new bed for you you got some big legs there kid huh what do you do with all your shoes you put your shoes here

I want to make sure your shoes are okay okay are you being fed it's one time was on your part was on you Colin Colin for filing banana for that we say that, those are first so long together. That's all right, leave now, please. And then she's like, when she's doing with all your shoes, we call them cheek you, Kauley. Cheek you, Paul, you know, but listen to a lot of Phil Collins lately, because I can never get my fill of college. So Colin's like, what are your plans while you're here she's like you

We're just gonna sit here on the dock for the next six days until you're done, okay? He's sobbing, you know, he's so cute Colin He's sobbing and he's like oh it's hard to explain they just love me so was hard to explain, they just love me so. It's like that feeling when the ferry finally arrives at the terminal and everyone's like, yeah, it's like that every day. Oh, he's cute. He also looks 40 when he's crying, which is even like cuter. Yeah, I actually thought he looked better when he was crying.

It was so weird. So, um, when's getting dressed? That'll be great to release some siph with me, Colin. That will work very, very well for you. So, how are we getting married? You're just going to be an abusive relationship with the Colin. We're just making cries. So it looks hotter.

Yeah, I'm like, God, he's not looking very good. He's more. I need to get him. That's a, I imagine imagine Shirley Manson singing a song to me like, you look so sexy when you cry. Bitch. Look, make you cry. So now everyone's getting dressed. They're all going to go out for dinner and everything.

And Conrad's telling Colin and someone on Adam. Yeah, he's like, all right. Okay, mate, here's the plan. I need to have a little bit of space between me and Hannah. So you guys sit around me, so I don't have to sit with her. It's nothing against her. I just think they're getting in proper relationship. Sometimes you just need a little bit of space, and that's all I want from Hannah, because she's a crazy loon. She should have my balls. And the guys are like, oh, giving you to the high fives. And then they split up into two little boats to go to town. They're on the same boat, I think. I think that just hand on.

On different ends, because it's like girls talking and then boys talking. So I figured it's two, but whatever. So Hannah's like, well, when I die, I need to give up my black book, because he's been the rugby player, the I die, I need to give up my blank book because there's been the rugby player, the basketball player, the football player, the piano player, the player piano.

I actually did it a player piano. The kickball player, the football player, for K-player. I actually dated a record player. Okay player I actually dated a record player You're calling back I just put me random random or our girls. I actually had a VHS copy of the movie the player which I dated Just like that. I almost gave all that up for a 23-year-old little boy. I'm like Brook is like oh I love love, but this is a bit too much. Yeah, I thought they were on the same tender. I thought they was just like a little separated away, because I figured

Hannah was just doing her typical thing where she's like, when she's mad at Conrad, she says past aggressive things, like a little too loudly that he could hear, you know, it's like, I'm not here. I'm right here. Oh, maybe so because he did say, she makes me feel this big, so maybe they work close to each other. So it's dinner time and Zwhao is just like staring at Casey, which, you know, it's funny because he clearly

just wants to flirt with both women, Captain Obvious here, and he basically only committed to Brooklyn, because you knew that's what Brooke needed at that moment, right? Like, because you knew that it didn't get to her. Yeah. So it's like, he doesn't really care about Brooke. He was just doing that to make sure he could still flirt with her, essentially.

He could have his cake and eat it too. So he's just like, I fucking Casey and Casey's like, my toe. And then meanwhile Hannah's next to Colin. And she's like, I'm on to play Switch seats with you because I just want to smoke. Which totally ruins like the male buffer zone with Conrad.

Yeah, well, it was only one seat away anyway. It's like good plan guys. Exactly. So she gets good day and he's like, good, you lose and she just squins at him. I'm like, well, you're the one starting it. Like, yeah, you can't play hard to get when you're the one chasing, you know. So they get close to her.

They go decide to talk and smoke outside or whatever. And then case, he's like, oh my god, my top is see through. And then she starts betting it and he goes, oh, Joe's like, don't do that. And Brooks watching them. and then she's like, seeing them smiling, flit, isn't good. It's not making me heart. Feel like it's wanted in this situation.

It's like being in a post office and seeing a wanted poster and not seeing me heart on there. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. What did she expect? heart on there. Ha ha ha ha ha. What did she expect? Come on now. So Conrad and Hannah go off to smoke cigarettes. They sit on some rusty boat, which I'm like, hmm. And Conrad's like, everything has changed.

Have you noticed that everything has changed? And it's like, I don't know why you have the side of you. So I see such a wonderful, beautiful, tender, lovely side of you. And I don't know why you don't show that side more. And she's like, well, honey, when it's just me and you, it's a tender side of me. It's like, you're a side, you're a little boat, anyway. Yeah, it's like, well, then why do I have to put up with that massively horrid exterior? And she's like, I've taken care of myself, honey.

And I've gotten to where I am by being a hard woman. And if you want a sweet girl, go find one. This is me, which is where you want somebody to be like, and I love you the way you are. And he's like, yeah, I'm starting to realize this one. Slitting fuck this. So meanwhile, back at the table, Casey's like, wow, why do you keep looking at me? Because he's like fully now like at her. And she's oh nothing nothing nothing. I wasn't looking at you at all I was just you know I was looking like look I was looking at everyone like everyone was looking at everyone And I just happened to be looking at you and your your boobs and that's but that's in my long vision anyway Here brook brook here some ice cream brook brook have this ice cream. She's like oh he does love me

He's feeding my ice cream little bird tomorrow bird She's like, oh he does love me. He's feeding my ice cream. Little bird to mama bird. And he's like, now you can see, let me feed you too. Brook is like, the ice cream. I thought it was poached for the hat, but it turns out it's poached for everyone. At first I felt like my heart was being fed and I realized it was being chipped. And so now she of course starts to look away in like a typical romantic fashion. I mustn't look. I mustn't look at the eyes of my lover whilst his eyes are looking else. So then I was drunk because she's got those eyelids that are like closing really

slowly. Yeah. And he of course starts to condosate. He's like, oh, come on, let's have a good night. Let's have a good night. Every single time you do this, it's not a good night. Come on, you have to, you don't be so crazy. Let's have a good night for once. I'm like, don't, don't make it seem like she's the one who's ruining it. You're flirting with two girls. Don't do a flirty ice cream to the mouth thing and then do it to Casey also. It doesn't work that that way. Yeah you dick. He's not everything that sage he takes to heart and every time I have to convince him that's not what was meant. How many more times must I do this? So he's already setting it up for him to be like I'm gonna

like I tried I tried I tried so hard but you were so difficult and I might have to receive back into my wall. No it's not Brooks fault. Brook is reacting perfectly normally. I mean it's her fault for getting involved in the first place. Yeah, I love it. I love that we know spoil or alert. The Brook ends up going on some other charter meeting a hot guy and dumping him on Instagram. Yeah, you're broke. You figured it out. So meanwhile back on the rusty boat of hell, Conrad's like, I want to have a relationship with you and show the world how fucking good the relationship would be. And I was like, oh, you know what? Sweetheart! Don't call me sweetheart. I'm not one of your gold damn steos. It's a mr. grading thing in the world.

No other I know that. You're my sweetheart forever, huh? Seems like squint, blink, blinkink cuz this is my how it goes You know normally when you play with guys almost like she's doing it like the typical way But he's not following any of the traps. We're just kind of funny And he's like you know what I'm realizing we're two different people with two different lives and two different opinions and for that reason I don't think it's gonna work Honey and she's like I'll just go honneeeed! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Hello, Dick, me. Blue, Dick, me. Fun times, fun times. I love this show. And I'm sad that it feels like it's coming to an end soon.

Yeah, only I think two more episodes before Rui Yun-Yong. Yeah, probably. Well, everybody, thanks so much for being here with us. We sure love you. We will be back a little late tomorrow because our Real Housewives of New York recap will be live in West Palm Beach. So we'll post that Friday morning.

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