Watch What Crappens - Below Deck Med: Butterfly Mrs.

Episode Date: July 23, 2019

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Okay. Now for today, guess what we're doing today I already said That's our attempt at the song Yeah, blow the blow deck franchise Damn it! Yeah, blow the blow deck franchise has the most generic theme music the Blow deck classic you can't even sing the theme music because there's like no melody to it It's just like sound at least blow deck med has like a little bit of a has some some sort of melody

I don't know it's the same song. No, they're a little different. Oh Blow deck dead goes No, they're a little different. Oh, I think they were a little different. Low-deck head goes... And that's where the regular blow-deck is just like a bunch of musical stingers. It's just like... That's the only part I care about. That's the best part. So about. That's the best part.

So last week there was a huge cliffhanger because the staff had to do a picnic at the top of EZ, which is this huge hike up a huge medieval whatever town for Jackie Siegel of Queen of Versailles fame. And they had a compressed timeline that do all this stuff and guess what there was no cutlery Cliffing oh cutlery Cliffing Who betrayed the cutlery? I'm sorry. I'm manipulated you and did not take in the cutlery The cutlery called radar online

Who said would be there? Who took the cutlery called radar online to say it wouldn't be there. Who took the cutlery to a kill shelter? Yeah, there's plastic being adopted out to interns. The cutlery bit PK on the nose. It took a chunk out of his face. So Ace is like, Plastic Connarray, a Falcon Kidney. And last week I said, I was like, well, this is a very, like, this is an interesting

cliffhanger, but we know that next week it's just going to be like them saying, okay, we'll just give $10 to a restaurant and get some cutlery from them. And turn off that exact what happened in the first frame of the episode. I know, just stop that that old Wendy's on the side of the As Hill or whatever and grab some plastic wear. The As Chipotle has some extras. And to what I was like, this is a total cluster of fuck. We have to carry all this sheet up this mountain. Surely Hannah understands what it's like being under man.

And then it says all the other boat people like parting in the water, because Captain Sandy's still having that bonding date in the water. We call it training, but it's really bonding. Heard it here first kids. Swim to get banned. Meanwhile, Jackie seems to be oblivious of all the madness happening around her. She's like, oh look at this, everybody fly. Oh, it's a butterfly. Yeah, Jackie's like, I love butterflies. Look at his wings and look at his body. There it is.

And then Collins like, Aisha, Iisha, Colin, Colin, yeah, it's maptons. But what happened to the Colin and who's holding it and June poor June is like no one's talking to her everyone else is dating poor goofy June is on this cruise no one's talking to her until at times to blame somebody for cutlery and June's just like yeah I didn't have anything to do with the silver it's like guys we just had a scene of you going over this list with Hannah saying you packed everything. Exactly, because it's just like, you didn't pack it.

And she's like, no. She's like, why are you holding it? Yeah. Why are you holding your finger when you wrecked him and stayed? Was that what it was? June can't even own that to mistake. How am I going to respect you if you don't own that

to the missing thing? How am I gonna mistake if you don't run out to the missing thing? How am I gonna ever respect you? Excuse me, I gotta feel me bum. And to you, I was like, I specifically remember putting spoons and forks into a zip lock so don't play me, I just got here. They're being too mean to June. I think June's very mice. Sometimes you just get a total dodo bird on this show and it's like, yeah, be using the dodo bird. What June do? Yeah, well, she didn't pack the cutlery, but also they're forgetting that they had a 20 minute compressed timeline. Something was bound to go wrong, you know. So, so Jack

is getting impatient. Like, so we can have our picnic scene guys. We have picnic. Oh butterfly I'm gonna hold the butterfly touch my thumb. Hey, I had a butterfly come down to touch my thumb touch my thumb Yeah, the butterfly came right down it came right on me. It was quick. Did you guys see that? Hey you over there a butterfly came down It touched my thumb. Yeah, there is butterfly. We're in the thumb. You ever see the thumb before? Hey, got a nail right there. A little thumbnail Guess what I do with mine to like stop talking about sticking your thumb up your body Just like oh, there's the butterflies flying around down there. I think I scared it though. There it is There's the butterfly. Hey look. There's a butterfly. Hey, there's like ten butterflies on the ocean right there. Uh, those are the yachts Come here, butterfly. Jackie just goes tumbling down his

She just walks by my my carry poster. Oh my god. She likes butterflies, too She's like Having a lunch up here on this mountain is something only a billionaire could do and we're billionaires Hey up here on this mountain is something only a billionaire could do and we're billionaires. Hey, do you think that butterfly is a billionaire? Because it's in the billionaire space. I saw a butterfly. It was poor. Does that butterfly take an elevator up here?

And it's just like, it's crazy to think that some of the richest people in the world are idiots. Then she's like, and Ducky goes, give the chef two thumbs up and this thumb, this thumb got a butterfly kiss. It's got a kiss from a butterfly. Luckily, it wasn't a poor butterfly. It was a billionaire butterfly. So now I'm a billionaire! I've been kissed by a billionaire butterfly on my thumb and the grave billionaire kisses So then they eat their lunch, it takes like five seconds billionaire kisses So then they eat their lunch. It takes like five seconds. Pillin' air kisses.

Cause I'm walking in butterflies. Feeling how a butterfly flaps in the wind. I'm walking in butterflies kissing my billionaire thumb. If that butterfly hadn't landed on my thumb, the whole world would have been different. It's like an Ashton Coacher movie. Dude, where's my butterfly? What was that movie where he'd like stepped on the butterfly effect? It does.

What did he call the butterfly? I was like, what was that movie where they couldn't find the car? And they were like, dude. Anyway, so now they guess, after this very exciting butterfly kiss, they guess so Jackie and the crew are going to head down the hill and maybe do some shopping. And they're like walking down the hill and Jackie goes, Hey look, there's the butterfly. It's written for her friend. There's a butterfly. She does. It might not be the same one. She's like, there's only one butterfly here. Jackie is totally obsessed with this butterfly.

Oh, she's like, look, it's a golden goat. Which is a snow butterfly, but I thought I'd point it I pointed out anyway golden goat a butterfly landed on my thumb if I take this pad of butter and throw through the air does that count as a butterfly? Oh God, so Jack is dancing in a towel on the bridge and the captain said you know I Like that creative whip and the captain said, you know, I like that creative way of, sometimes my blow deck notes, I'm like, what? Jack dances on towel and bridge. Captain, I like the creative way of cooking it.

The fuck I haven't talking about. Because Jack was like wiping up the floor and so he was standing on the towel and like shimmying to, and so Sandia was like, that's creative. Sorry. I was like, you gave me the towel and the app. So then meanwhile, so we went out and watched like a montage of June and Kali and Joao

bringing all the stuff down from the top of ads. And it's like, goes on forever. It starts at four, then four or 45. It takes them 90 minutes to bring all the stuff down. It's just absolutely crazy. While everyone else in the yard is just having fun. And NSD Asia is like also like opening up the sea urchins and She's like this is crazy these sea urchins, okay?

Like this is something a vegan would never touch. Uh-huh. This is actually something a normal person would never touch I'm like you just shaded yourself. I know. I've been killing it. I've been doing everything like perfectly like sea urchins Perfect. I didn't even have to catch these sea urchins. They just gave themselves up to me. They just presented themselves on a wave and the wave crested up to the boat and I just plucked them off the wave and the wave went back down again. That's how perfectly this has gone. So then the people are shopping on the side of the mountain. I wrote, we watch them shop and Aisha's like, this is the longest dude in such a mean.

Yeah, and then, Jhwaw is getting crabby. He's like, hangry and hot and crabby and being like, classic Jhwaw and he's like, it's bullshit. This is too much work for that little amount of people. It was so ill planned. Don't blame Hannah. And I'm glad Hannah said this later

because I'm like, why did you only send Colin then? Like, why did you have so few people? Yeah, why don't you take Jack or somebody because you're annoyed with them, okay? You just fucked yourself, you wow, okay? Yeah, you really did. Even Jack is more effective than no Jack. Yeah.

And June is like, God, can I get a break? I've been working since 5.30 in the morning, which gives us our first honey eyes for June's day. She's like, I went to fucking EZ, because basically, Hannah gives her like a one hour break, and June was expecting like three hours off or something. So they're all the crew is back and most of the crew is back except for Asia who's still babysitting.

And so they're like, Joao is so cranky. He's being a big baby right now. And so Travis is like, well, it's funny because we were here just playing what a sports and you know, swimming around and he's in the jet ski and the we were recreating that crazy girls video, you know? Fun. And so I was like, that's chaos. It was utter chaos, all right? And then I was like, there's not a lot I can do about that now. Honeye.

Let's pick next for you. Honeye. Yeah, pick next up the soda matins for you. Honeye, aye. Yeah. So I go, I gave him two girls and he's got four debt crew. What's his problem, honey? Mm.

Yeah, I just need you on the boat. Yeah, so then we go to the lady still shopping. And two hours like, well, listen, we got the work done. Whether it was Travis and Jack, it would have been hoarded. This is ridiculous. This is Carol. This is ridiculous. Oh, and Collins just like, ah, yeah, I'm with you.

I don't like Colin, teammy, go put you out. I know that they're, it's not that they're new friends, but I don't like them being friends. Colin is too nice to be friends with someone that. And he's being corrupted because, because Jawa was complaining and then Colin's muttering around behind the time. Fucking bullshit, fucking bullshit.

Hey, Colin, watch that mouth. You have to be a good boy and represent well! He's like, daddy is gosh darned unfair! That's better, Kali! That's the man that I raised! So then guess what Jack is talking about? Guess what I got? A butterfly ring! It was only $35,000! And there she goes She does that thing when she gets her like when she's like shocked by something she like leans forward and slips her eyes

If you watch on crap is on demand you can see my expertly done impersonation I'm trying to be quiet. I'm his boner town expertly done impersonation. Boner Town. Boner Town. A private class. Boner Town is Boner Town. Boner Town. Boner Town. She's like, rowing up, we couldn't even afford cheese. Hey. Oh, Jackie's like, yeah, 35,000. I hate making a deal.

It's like, God, where do announce that to the world? I know, please. So, so June is like passed out in her bed and she's like overslept. So now we have the introduction of my new favorite thing, which is June, June Hannah. June, June Hannah. June, June Hannah. June, June, June Hannah. June, June, June Hannah.

It's not to be confused with the seminal passover tune die die anew Die die anew die die anew die anew die anew die anew die anew June June Hanna June June Hanna June Hanna okay I will stop my June June Hanna die anew Master June Hanna Hanna Hanna June June June Hanna Hanna June June Hanna Hanna June Hanna Hanna Hanna Hanna Hanna Hanna Hanna Hanna Hanna Hanna Hanna Hanna Hanna Hanna Hanna Hanna Hanna Hanna Hanna Hanna Hanna Hanna Hanna Hanna Hanna Hanna Hanna Hanna Hanna Hanna Hanna Hanna Hanna Hanna Hanna Hanna Hanna Hanna Hanna Hanna Hanna Hanna Hanna Hanna Hanna Hanna Hanna Hanna Hanna Hanna Hanna Hanna Hanna Hanna Hanna Hanna Hanna Hanna Hanna Hanna Hanna Hanna Hanna Hanna Hanna Hanna Hanna Hanna Hanna Hanna Hanna Hanna Hanna Hanna Hanna Hanna Hanna Hanna Hanna Hanna Hanna Hanna Hanna Hanna Hanna Hanna Hanna Hanna Hanna Hanna Hanna Hanna Hanna Hanna Hanna Hanna Hanna Hanna Hanna Hanna Hanna Hanna Hanna Hanna Hanna Hanna Hanna Hanna Hanna Hanna Hanna Hanna Hanna Hanna Hanna Hanna Hanna Hanna Hanna Hanna Hanna Hanna Hanna Hanna Hanna Hanna Hanna Hanna Hanna Hanna Hanna Hanna Hanna Hanna Hanna Hanna Hanna Hanna Hanna Hanna Hanna Hanna Hanna Hanna Hanna Hanna Hanna Hanna Hanna Hanna Hanna Hanna Hanna Hanna Hanna Hanna Hanna Hanna Hanna Hanna Hanna Hanna Hanna Hanna Hanna Hanna Hanna Hanna Hanna Hanna Hanna Hanna Hanna Hanna Hanna Hanna Hanna Hanna Hanna Hanna Hanna Hanna Hanna Hanna Hanna Hanna Hanna Hanna Hanna Hanna Hanna Hanna Hanna Hanna Hanna Hanna Hanna Hanna Hanna Hanna Hanna Hanna Hanna Hanna Hanna Hanna Hanna Hanna Hanna Hanna Hanna Hanna Hanna Hanna Hanna Hanna Hanna Hanna Hanna Hanna Hanna Hanna Hanna Hanna Hanna Did you listen to Junet on the plane? Honey, honey, honey, honey. I just can't imagine being so mean to someone who's just like, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh. Like, she got up, she did her job, leave her alone. Free-dum, free-joon, okay, free-joon.

That's what I say. But at the same time, Mahanah gives Asha a one-hour break. Same amount of break that Jun got, and when she gives it to Asha, it's just like, a lot of time to take my finger up me calling so the captain's like hey there June just wanted to check in with you. I've had quite a day. I saw someone clean a floor while dancing on a towel. It was a crazy thing I've ever seen. You want to talk about creative. His name is Jack and he's not wack. Anna June Anna. Anna June Anna. June June Anna. Anna June June.

You know I've heard of cutting a rug but I never heard of scrubbing with a rug before that's what I saw and it was wonderful. It's June June Hannah. That was glorious. June June. Yeah. Yeah. Kylie, you should make a song about that. Oh, mom, I'll try June June Hannah likes that banana and I miss my Nana

Until at to be and to be had some weight issues right at to be Don't call it WTB, Kolly Wally. Not everything needs to roll on Kolly. So, yeah, so now Aisha and Hannah are like basically bitching about June privately in their bunk bed area. So, you know, that's a bad sign for June. She's like on a one way ticket to the Ostrus, Ostrus, Priya Express. It's Horus. Yeah. Yeah, when youich's a priori express. Yes. Yeah. Yeah, when you can make Aisha see mean, I mean to ease.

Aisha's like, what's up with that girl? I just said that. So then Joao's giving Jack, he's telling Jack to do things because Joao is in that thing where he's angry and he's angry that Jack had a light day so he's gonna be like really annoying and make Jack do things and Jack is like, Dwarren, I'll get along well. We really do, but he's always telling me what to do. I'm like, he's your boss. That's usually how that works. Yeah. He's like, I'm not gonna run around with a pool of me ass. Yeah. And then you can tell that Jack's coming back because tons of butterflies just sounded just kidding.

Butterflies just slam on the boat, but you just hear Every time there's a group of ladies on this show that's all you hear Who girls yeah, so Hannah and Jackie have a nice moment where they talk about they're gonna be doing lanterns At the dinner because it's a celebration of a life dinner for Jackie's late daughter. So, you know, then Hannah shares about, you know, how her brother passed and then her there was a divorce and like how her family shrank. So it was a very nice, you know, thoughtful moment, etc. And then we start preparing for dinner and Jack is we just just hear Jack motoring, this boss wants a fucking lemon, which I don't know why, I just like the random insults that come out of this show.

Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, today a butterfly landed, and it's a symbol that she's still here. And that's nice, you know, it's like the nice butterfly part. And then I'm looking for Jack, you know what? I'm so sorry, that was weird. That was really weird But for Jack for Jackie, I just wrote Jack because that's like the sort of her name

But now I'm like who's talking? Why would Jack say this? So I got myself a little bit more and I was like, oh, I'd give up me job to bang that butterfly Well that butterfly is quite a bad and my rock boys No, it's a butterfly. You want to look at my thumb? It's been butterfly kiss. Yeah. So then Anna stage is like, um, oh yeah, serving up at. And I am really feeling myself, okay?

I'm feeling myself more and more with each meal. I pop out. And then we see that she's serving scallops of caviar on top. And Hannah's like, I think her menus actually spot on honey All right, the scallops look like booze, but then again, there's a lot of fake ones on board now Honnezing look at Hannah hating on implant June June Hannah June Hannah. I just did a zing. Did you not leave it there? Of course not So then the Hannah's so now Hannah and Dora are having a moment with her like talking and Hannah's talking about June and saying well She has a personality with fucking glass of water not a glass of honey, although my as well have that in it to you And then they get sea urchin and Jackie's like it you know what sea urchin tastes like it tastes like a nursing baby's poop

Because you taste you tasted your baby's poop and she was like, I got some on my finger. I know, I was like, not before that though. I'm the girlfriend goes, well everybody's palate is different. So what? So before that, also Hannah and Jouah were talking and Jouah was talking about Hannah and he's like, you know what, she's starting to really grow on me.

And that's all that's growing, I promise. I'm like, ew, see, there's Jouah again. He's so gross. Making a ruckian joke about Hannah. And then June and June's setting the table for dinner and she's just like trying to figure out what forks to put out there and Hannah's out there. And so this is like the first time that Hannah's like worked with June because she's just like trying to figure out what forks to put out there and Hannah's out there. And so this is like the first time that Hannah's like worked with June because she's always been under Asia's tutelage. So June was trying to set the table and Hannah's like, all right, honey, we're doing starter, starter.

And then I'm just going to stay up to you while you crumble and try to figure out the risk of that sentence. Start a starter and... Start a starter, then, then starter, then starter, then dessert, then start a starter now with folks to eat put out Just like Just like all right, I'll give you a hint you go starter starter June June Hannah June June Hannah June Hannah the captain sit on June June Hannah Hannah Hannah Hannah Did you do them did you do them? June's like oh, it takes me time to get stuck on But I always come back to it like it took me two years to finish part in

School. Yeah, by the way, I would not announce that on National CV. It's a two-week program. So then So then June goes in and starts talking with Jackie and so and Jack and and Jackie's showing June her late daughter and Jackie's and June starts to cry because she just lost her dad. And so they actually like really bond over it. And then June, I'm Jackie. This is actually extremely sweet. Jackie gave her a $30,000 butterfly ring to June. And June's like, are you sure? You know, and Jackie's like, no, do this. And then they go, then the women go to sit at the table and Jackie's, like they go sit at the table and Jack is like oh wow this is this table is beautiful guys. June did this June did this table and they just cut to Hannah doing like the most repressed honey face like I did it honey I did it

Sada Sada Sada Sada salad salad I did it. repressed honey guys repressed honey guys repressed honey face honey price on their odds. We're pressed on the odds. We're pressed on the fights. How many fights on their bodies? So now they're all eating that scallop. And Jack is like, wow, the chef must have gone to a very special chef's school. But I do wonder if she was ever thumbkissed by a butterfly. So what does Hannah say here? She said something like it's, she said something like it's easier. Theastasia is the chef because at least we're not arguing but I'd rather.

So she says, well, I really thought that plate was nice. I thought it was very nice, but she's like, well, you know, I think it's great that I'm friends with Anastasia. She's like a little honey to my big honey. But you know, and it's great because we don't fight. I am I must be fair to have a ship I can fight with and force them to send out food that I'm at that's at the standard that I'm used to So she's basically saying She feels like she can't fight with Anastasia and basically be like you need to do better than this because at this point They've sent out Anastasia sent out this like squid ink pasta with a sea urchin on top And I guess Hannah feels like it's a little rudimentary. I thought it looked beautiful. Yeah, I mean, I thought it was fine. I mean, considering we had hamburger

helping for so long, you know, I just don't know where the scale is, but yeah, I'd like to get to meet. What do I know? Yeah. So, yeah. So then, yeah, this is when June is like talking about how, how like, how, like, she's like, she's like, you know, I mean, if I say I'm going to finish the cabins, like, yeah, it's going to take me a long time. Again, bartending school took me about five years, not going to lie. But you know, they're going to be done. And so now Hannah has now said, the bed is done.

Is the bed done? Is the bed done, huh? What's the bed done? Is it done? Is it done? How's the bed? Hey, listen, if I call the bed and I said bed bed hammer head and I bed hammer hammer bed hammer what it say hello it's me bed I'm done or not hooray yeah cuz basically they're not done the bed's are not done and Hannah's annoyed yeah it seems like yeah but like Hannah looks at me like I'm stupid

Maybe this goes it took you 10 years to finish bartending school So the bent bent it dinner trades wife whoever she is the wife on the crew is like oh my god the chef is amazing I wish I could just buy the chef and trace, first I'll buy the boat and then we can buy the chef. I was like, you're both dressing me out right now, okay? So Aisha starts to actually cry a little bit downstairs because she's talked to June about losing her dad and all this, there's been a lot of discussion about death and Aisha lost her brother. So she starts to cry and she just asks Jack

to clear the table for her, so she can have a moment. So Jack goes up there to clear the table and Jack goes, Hi Jack! Hi Jack! Yeah, don't say hi to Jack on the plane everyone. You'll get arrested. Hi Jack! Get it? The butterfly told me that one. That's so butterfly. The butterfly hijacked a plane. It's crazy. Yeah, so Jack's like, I don't like seeing A-shop sit. If she can get over something so dramatic, what's gonna come playing about? Ah, I hate cleaning.

There I did it. I know I could do it. Why don't you clean this? The world's still spinning as in it? The captain's like, Jack, hi, it's me the captain. You gotta find your shoes. Okay, that would be great. Find your shoes.

No, I love the dancing, but now it's not time for towel dancing. So you got to put the shoes on. So put the shoes on. What? Find the shoes Jack. Go on. You can do it. So now Juao wants to draw. I was like, and Jack another thing. Could you put Tarrows in the tinder? Because we're going to take some ladies to Monica. So Jack, instead of putting the tables on the t tender and putting his shoes on, he goes into his room and starts putting on a vest.

I guess he wants to put on a suit to surprise the ladies to be like, well, I'm taking you to Monte Carlo, so you're going to be in a suit or something like that. So, do I always lose these minds? Because Jack is essentially not answering his radio. Yeah. Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, I'm his helper, but, you know, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, I need help on the Tinder. Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack,

June, June, Hannah, June, June, Hannah. Have you, and I hate saying this because, Joao, I did test Joao, but have you noticed that Joao gets honey eyes? I'm gonna get his mad, his eyes go like this. He's like, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, I called him Zim Browse. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, He makes Jack get in the tent without his shoes on. And Jack's like, why did you do this at the last minute?

He told you like 15 minutes ago. It does not take that long to put on shoes. Yeah, but when you don't keep your radio on, everything's last minute, you know? That's true. You just hear your name coming from a pillow. Is that pillow talking to me? Hello, Pile.

What did you go up to say to me? Now, can I express something that I think is a real dick move? Sure, like Go ahead load it on me. No, you know what? I'm I am giving I am saying like I would say that 75% of people on this charter real dick move because this is like the celebration of life dinner and like three-quarters of those people of life dinner and like three quarters of those people

Skipped out to go to Monte Carlo. They didn't even wait for Jackie to send up these the lanterns and this woman is like by the way She's paying for your charter and you're just gonna like oh, I'm sorry. I want to go to Monte Carlo instead of like remembering Your deceased daughter Wait 15 minutes and send off a few lanterns Yeah, that was a real you wait 15 minutes and send off a view lanterns Yeah, that was a real dick move So yeah, just jack saw as no shoes. He's like look at me moonwalking all right. These feet cannot be caged Don't try and kid me feet dry. All right. This feet can't be caged me Yeah, yeah, and so Dryl's just getting so angry at Jack and Jack's like, it's not a big deal It's not a big deal. Come down relax. Not a big deal in Drow's like you can't treat everything like I say as a joke

And Jack's like I don't it's like when I said to you to put on your shoes You said these feet are free and you can't put my feet in a cage that is a joke But the world is still turning round, ain't it? How was Jack last at this long, you know? This is cute, cute guy privilege, for sure. It really is, because he knows that I mean, he said he smiles. Jack is like, it's best not to speak to me like a dickhead.

And while I was like, are you telling me that I have not been treating him with respect? And Jack goes, yes, these are boss. But yeah. You're a fat set these shoes can't be an a cage so then they start riding notes on these lanterns to send up you know but they're like all right dear butterfly you know and then they light it and then it goes straight into the water because they're not you're supposed to like hold it right so that would be a high air can build up and it can float away.

You feel it when you do those things. You feel they tugging us away. But they just lie to and just drop it in the water. I was like, uh, it works at home. That really sure what's going on here. And so I think it's Jack. He's like, you have to let them, you have to hold them for a bit. See, there's that engineering degree.

There it is. Finally, finally it comes in. So, Dwell and Colin are gossiping by the laundry. Dwell, I have a question. When I speak to Jack, do I have some disrespect for unsurprisingly Colin? He's like, no, God, you're just a regular boss. You're an amazing boss boss of the year. Oh, God. Boss boss runs with us. You're a horse and a boss. Now, that's what you call a good employee, Kali. If I could give you a metal eye, one.

Oh, guess what? Dad got you a metal. Gonna send it to you right away. You're an employee of the year and you're my dear. Love you honey. Love you and great work tonight. Have a great rest. It's time for commercial. It's time for a crap and commercial. Celebrity beef. You never know if you're just gonna end up on TMZ or trending on Twitter or in court. I'm Matt Bellasife And I'm Sydney Battle, and we're the hosts of Wonder Woman's new podcast, Dis and Tell. Each episode explores a different iconic celebrity feud, from the buildup, why it happened, and the repercussions.

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Follow this and tell wherever you get your podcasts. You can listen ad-free on the Amazon music or wonder ya. So now it's like 12-20. And Jackie, Jackie, they don't really show up, but I think she's been quietly getting drunk all this time. Okay, so she's like out on the deck, pretty much everyone has gone to sleep. It's only just like Colin and Hannah were up and Jackie is just looking up at the sky.

She goes, hey, look, what's next to the planet? And then Janessa's like, is that a lantern? Janessa's like her daughter-in-law or whatever. And Colin goes, uh, no, it's a star planet. I don't think it's a lantern? Janess is like her daughter-in-law or whatever, and Khan goes, uh... No, it's a star or a planet. I don't think it's a lantern. I don't think they can get that high up and still be visible. But it just got there.

He's like, no, pretty much sure it's been there this whole time. She's like, oh, but you know what? If we hadn't done the lanterns, we wouldn't have looked up and seen it. So that makes it special. Hey look, there's my lantern and there's another butterfly and oh my god the butterflies on fire. Oh no, is this good or bad I can't tell. I'll stick out my thumb and see what touches it. My thumbs on fire. Oh my God, my God.

So then I sent Aisha and Jack are talking and he's like that goes to mean to me. I don't appreciate how mean he is to me. Everything he thinks is on the hot because everything he says he thinks is right. And then we cut to Jowel complaining it's like small bugged small bucks get crushed easily Oh Drop out, drop out, drop out, zip, browse, and browse, and browse And then meanwhile we get this like montage because now and now everyone's gone to sleep Hannah sends everyone to sleep she's gonna clean up and just she has to stay up as long as the guests are So now there's like this extended montage of just Jackie meandering around the boat, just alone.

And it's like 2.20 AM. And she's just making comments like, oh look, the moon's over there now. Like she just learned the concept that the moon travels across the sky. She goes, I took a picture of Mars and the moon. Look, now it's over there. Did you order Mars for me?

Jackie is the most positive person. Like she's so rich, she just seems that everything is there for her. I know, but in the most cheery way ever. And then it's like time to fetch the people still have not come back from Monica's now they're coming back. It's so Colin I just a call has to go out there or I think it's actually I forget who goes out there. Maybe it's Jack. I'm not I'm not the one to ask because I wrote down Santa calls. Hey, Hannah. Oh, Sandy calls like us. Hey, Hannah, Sandy, they're calling for a ride back. Did you see the shoes that Jack was wearing? No, you didn't because they were made of towels. Gotta give it to him for creativity. That was a good one. Also, one last request on the preference sheet. Apparently, you now need to provide

Mars for tomorrow as well. So, 416 A.M. Jackies in the kitchen. She's like, what's going on in here? Oh, and then Janessa and the other ladies show up there and then I don't know like Jackie just in there just smiling like cheering around like one of those inflatable things that you punch and puffs back up against Oh, what is this here? This is a door. So she just starts going down the stairs man. It's like no, no, no, no, no, no, no That's the quarters you can't go in there. Jack is like, Jack is like, I didn't even know this was here.

This is great. Wow, a whole subterranean world. This is amazing. And Hannah's like, all right, honey, can we talk about this upstairs? We don't wake up the crew. And she's like, oh, okay. Did you buy this for me I brought Chinese lanterns but did you bring Mars so then Travis and Hannah are talking and flirting and Travis is like you just get up a

minute she's like I haven't even gone down honey these people are fucking crazy yeah so now it's eight 20 in the morning and it's breakfast time and so June is June goes into the galley and goes and a stage is like cooking with her back to the door and June's like, um, are people sitting at the table and a stage is like, um, how would I know that? I mean, I know I'm perfect, but I don't have like super hero abilities. So anyway, get out of my face. Yeah, everyone's so mean to June and June's like God just look like you were playing a play I mean, I know I'm only in year 15 of bartending school, but I mean come on

So what are they going at with June? What do they keep bugging her about a boyfriend? It's weird So there is a kitchen and Anna stage is like um do you have a boyfriend June and she's like um. It's weird. So there's this kitchen and Anna stage is like, um, do you have a boyfriend, June? And she's like, um, like, it's weird. Yeah. Oh, like, I mean, like, you know, like, and Anna's like, well, you said that you did have one, but you travel too much from me. But when you said that, and she's like, I don't know. And she's like, we're on a break. It's her for me to tell everyone. It's like complicated. They're obviously trying to get something out of June. I mean, what the hell? I mean, she clearly was part of like,

she would want to have like a crime duo because she doesn't like getting her photos taken either. She's like, I don't want to do selfies. And now she's like cryptic about a boyfriend and she hasn't even said boyfriend, by the way. Like, she keeps saying she is not referred to the gender, which means it could actually be a lady If you look at it. I don't know, but I feel like she is on the lamb at the moment. Yeah, I like that I like it better that she's just like robbing banks or something. She's just like an ATM burglar

But probably not as high-minded as that like she probably just steals like give it to give it penny take up any bulls Jackie's like wait a minute Mars was just right there who stole it? It's like don't don't don't. Oh, I stole Mars. So now it's like the guest are we for breakfast. There's docking. The usual you know like coming to shore. Dack, Dack, Dack, Dack let's throw a rope across the water onto land.

Great work, everyone. Oh, so then they're all changed. Oh, so now it's time to go, right? Yeah. Good boys. So Jack's like, I'm getting goosebumps. Oh no, this is Jackie. See, I did it again. She's like, yeah, I'm getting goosebumps again.

Which are like butterfly bombs, except now by skins like chicken skin? Anyone want to feel it? So then they all leave and then Jackie makes like the you know they always have to make a speech when they give the tips. Like well I just have to say this was wonderful. I mean there was a butterfly that came out and kissed my thumb and then I was walking down the hill and was in front of Frank.

I was like hey Frank there's the butterfly and the butterfly flew up and it went down and we took some bags and light candles in them and then Mars came out for me. That was great. It didn't see Saturn, but I guess you can't get them all, right? Everyone's so handsome, just like Mars, which was put there for me. Guess what? We discovered a planet. It's called butterflies.

I bought it. It's down these stairs where people are sleeping. They're like, oh my god. It goes on for 20-20 minutes. And then finally, Sandy is like, well, that was great. And we're so glad that you're having a great time. And I think there's a whole bunch of butterflies over there. So you might want to go take a look at them because they might flatter off if they don't see you.

And I was just like, it was a long speed. Oh! So, Jowao needs a moment with Sandy. He's like, Captain Sandy, do you have a moment? I'm struggling with my team. I, it's very hard to drive people who don't want to be here. And so, Sandy's basically tells Jowao, like, look, you have to engage with him more,

and like, some people need you to believe in them, and you know, she basically is like, that's what you say. I go most things like look wow all right to find exceptional people in this industry is rare so just talk to them and say hey we're on the same team team all right thanks for coming to talk to me I'm here for you. Yeah, that's a knock on his plant. I'm a soggy biscuit in the morning so So, so then meanwhile downstairs Collins talking to June and he's like so Hi, how is your first charter? Do you want to come drop? That's a good opening very good. She's a nice girl. I can see she's a nice girl

And if you want to invite her over I have to work for chocolate milk I can get that ready for you. I'm James like it couldn't have gone better. I made 30,000 dollars on my wrist Don't tell anybody she goes have you seen Westside story and he's like of course all those songs are bangers T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T- I want to be on call these very I want to be on call these very I want to be on call these very I want to be on call these very What mom? So the captain's like alright team just wanted to say I'm in a vanistasia what a chef also good you know Congrats to this new crew member who was stolen tons of stuff, just wearing it all over hands. Congratulations. Everything going okay for you.

And June's like, yeah, I'll be ready to take that bartending test any second now. Okay, black Russian. That's vodka and orange juice, right? Listen, finding a Russian that's worth his weight and gold in this industry, that's something. But keep talking to him, alright, July? Alright, now, I got something from the guest. It's a nice thick envelope. It was a good tip.

And then she gives them the tip and they're like, that sucks. Yeah. What's with this tip? Okay, so normally our guest tip us in euros She actually folded up a bunch of those unused lanterns and put it in this envelope So each one of you guys gets a lantern which I think is special. You know, you're all being paid in dead butterflies So Joao has a deck hand meeting and he is like You know what here's what I have to say. say. I'm here about to tell you about motivation

So I want respect and I'm not here to create your motivation. I'm like, oh, that's not exactly what Sandy told you to do Jack want respect. Sorry. Yeah, it's like it's better to speak with me to speak with me with respect mate Because that'll that'll motivate me and Joelle's like It's not my job to create motivation. He's like it is. Is it team leader to job? Oh my you're both wrong Okay, so I shouldn't have to try and motivate you to do your namjobs. Sweet the fucking deck Sir, I shouldn't have to but you but you should like as a leader you want your if you see someone's not working You want to find ways to get them to like, people working different ways, you know?

So like yes theoretically, if you sign for a job, this is your job and you just do it. But you know what, if you are like sweeping a boat for 18 hours a day, at certain point you might need to like give them a little, like, Oh listen, I'm no fan of Jouah, but in this case, I mean, Jouaal is like, I've never even,

we didn't even know who Jouaal was. He was being so nice, this whole charter. Like, even I was falling for it with Jouaal being this night. I mean, do you stop to do your fucking job, Jack? I just think that like, Jouaal asked Sandy for advice and Sandy was like, well, you know, you got to just like engage with them and make them feel like they have a place here. And then Jack is like, I just want some respect. So I feel motivated. And he's like, you don't get motivation. Like, it's not really what Sandy said. So then we cut to June and I think with a sheet over her head going, oh, this is so twisted. Like, this is messed. Oh, that was supposed to deal with this shit. I'm getting pissed off now Hey, I was just like this one. I can't hold a fucking full to fucking bitch sheet honey honey

June, June, Hanna So then to our is Is this tonight of their double day? Oh no, do I was talking to call him?'s like, Hey, you're excited to get to New June tonight, Kolly Wally. Oh, Wingman, yeah, if you want to, throw us a pick-up line, give us a pick-up line, and Collie's like, are those space pants? Cause Jouah is out of this world.

Hey, when you're a jet, you're a jet, till the end, um, how's it go, the rest of it? By the way, I don't know if you noticed this Ronnie, but when Colin and Joao are talking There's like a little light right by Collins like like a reading light by his bed and he's stuck a little green ladybug on the wall next to it So Colin of course a little green ladybug One thing that's always stuck with me about Colin out of all the shots we've had of call well, now I guess it's kind of second place because his Joel Gray make-up and the interviews is really it's like life is a cabalair.

But the first thing that ever stuck with me about Colin was when they first showed him organizing his drawer and he had like 40 pairs of sneakers, all arranged like perfectly. And I was like, put the lotion on it. Put the lotion on the Nike's. Yeah. Yeah, so I mean, I feel bad because I don't think that Colin and, Colin and June is going to be a romance.

That's going to blossom perhaps. But you know, I know this shall just like sit towards your in at this point. Yeah, pretty much, pretty much. And then, but although it's also Torchering June with such difficult concepts as two necklaces tangled together, she's like, um, I don't understand this necklace.

Like, how do you do this? There's like two latches. And they're just like, it's two necklaces. And for a tune, it's like, latches. It's like, it's two necklaces. I'm poor tunes like, I'm nervous. I hope to make friends. And then Jack's like, wait, fan guy. Oh, they go in the van to go. They're all going out now. And Jack's like, you're reckon I'll get a little kiss. I'm going to try tonight. Yeah.

And then we go to the last ball. Yeah. This is so nice. I used to be walking into a total dump, like a literal car dump where they're crushing cars into little squares. And she'd be like, it's like being in my rectangle. So they're all drinking drinks and Aisha and Jack are flirting about twerking and stuff like that. And June's like checking her text and looking glum.

Like, we don't know what's going on, but like, something's going on there. And Hannah's like, hey, let me try this again Let's me get my honey eyes right on Jean Jean you got a boyfriend. I'm gonna ask you for the third time now. Jean. Yeah, so I mean I'm seeing someone It's not like I'm looking or anything and Jack's like are you vegetarian? And she goes well, I mean I don't eat like Octopus and Jack's like strictly no octopus vegetarian? And she goes, well, I mean, I don't eat octopus.

And he's like, strictly no octopus. And then that leads to this weird gay accusation or whatever they're doing. I'm not really sure. It's making me uncomfortable. Cast. Yeah. Either way, June gets nauseous and runs off to throw up.

Yes, that's a cliffhanger. Yes, he goes to bar from where, like, what's wrong with June? What happened to Baby June? Yeah, whatever happened to Baby June. And that was the cliffhanger, and that was also the episode. So the big cliffhanger of the low deck. Why is June barfing?

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