Watch What Crappens - Below Deck Med: Cucumber Cataclysm

Episode Date: September 15, 2020

Chef Tom chews Aesha out over a cucumber on Below Deck Med, but add an avocado into the mix and it's all out war! For our premium bonuses become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.**New merch! We designed lots of new face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedShare!Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Oh yeah, I'm I'm I was really happy with this episode because we like last week it was a lot of like Rob and Jess or you and you heard about something a lot of that but this week we got back to like a cute gum But a cute gum you guys like a cute gum. That's what I like. I like a cucumber. A cucumber, you guys lost a cucumber, is that what you got there? You got a cucumber? I was like, that's what I like. I like a crazy British chef yelling. Yes, the great cucumber war of 2020. I mean, just when you thought 2020 couldn't be crazy or we've got a cucumber fight.

You're really, you really want to get fucking nuts. Add avocado to the mix. Oh my God, it reminds me of a joke I was told in the first grade. What's green and walks through walls? What? Casper the friendly cucumber. Get it? Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

All these years, that joke has stayed with me, and I never really understood why, and then I realize now it is the perfect union of Tom and Rob. Well, before we get into this, I have something pretty dark to bring up on the previous leaves. I don't know if you noticed this. I certainly didn't notice this last week, but I have a question pin. Okay.

Oh, geez. Yeah. What's wrong? Rob is talking to Jess. She's in bed and he's on the bottom bunk like sitting there talking to her. And he says, the old me would have beat the shit out of her or the old me would beat the shit out of her. That's his subtitle.

Was he talking about his old girlfriend? What is that about? Um, I'm not that good. He said, the old me would have beat the shit out of her. I thought it was like, I thought it was like the old me would have gotten the shit, gotten the fuck out of, wait, let me see see if I let's see if I can look online If I now I'm like really I'm like this is how I was dark out when I read that it's like what I don't remember that happening last I'm gonna I am going to a double check. Okay. Okay. I'm on YouTube television

I'm gonna see here see what I can previously on I'm gonna see here see what I can previously on The old me would have how it's too hard for me to look at this up on the floor the my ex girlfriend reached out she's upset The old me would have beat the shit out of her what the hell what does that mean? I I don't I don't know doesn't mean like if she if like the old me would have just told her to fuck off, that's kind of how I would, I'm gonna choose to take it. I think that's what it was. I'm not sure. Listen, I don't want to be defending him. Like, let's just, you know, let's put a pin in that because it's weird. If you said that previously, that means he said that on an episode. And then like if you said that on an episode, wouldn't the internet be all mad?

Yes, that's what I'm questioning. Maybe there was an error in how it was written. Yeah, well, let's hope so, because that was a, that popped up right at the beginning of this episode, and I was like, excuse me, sir. So I'm just going to go with him saying that he, the old hand would have gotten text from his ex-girlfriend and been like, fuck off, you know, like he would have, he would have been really mean to her. That's really bizarre. I need to, you know what, I'm not going to wait in until I like, actually like, sit down and watch that clip again in the full context because if it's out of like, I just want to

know. Yeah, but there it is. Okay, there's the, we open with a question a podcast a question So then Are we at a visa? Oh? Yeah, we're in a visa. I don't know but I had many dreams about a visa last night and I blamed this show like I had like I had a dream that I went to a visa with a bunch of friends and it was like But it was it was it was very bright and sunny and I was like I can't believe I'm in a visa

Isn't this crazy? I'm in a visa and then then I woke up and then I went back to sleep again and I was like, oh, I'm still in Ibiza. It was like one of those things, there was like a different dream, but it still took place in Ibiza. I was like, I've got too much Ibiza in my brain. Who the hell told me about Ibiza, bitch? This show.

So they're the club in Ibiza and Jess is all alone, swing, like trying to sit on her drink but Robin Aisha are about to have a child together in her mind but in real life they're just standing there and he's doing that cam trick on his hand where he's like look at me I can hold a can in the palm of my hand it's the suction but I don't want to press hard down on your hand let us take a selfie a very very selfish naked selfie!

One can't help but look at this can attach to this hand and think what a wonderful relationship they have something special they they're attached and yet notice that the hand doesn't press too hard and yet the can still is attached. I hope that can would not resent the hand, because the hand is just trying to give some space to the can. Get the fuck out of my face. That's just like, don't talk to me.

He's like, for fuck's sake, man. And Jess is like, well, I'm not a jealous person. I'm just the product of divorced parent. So I just always end up getting cheated on or taken advantage of and throwing bricks through people's windshield or boiling their household pets. I mean, what? Yeah. So then we see Bugsy and Alex making out, which America doesn't need. And then look, then there's just doing shots and now the crew is doing shots and everyone's doing the shots and then all of a sudden, I miss my mom, my sister.

But just so it's not too dark, production throws in a shot of Malia doing the widest white girl dance. White dance. White dance. Okay. Yeah. It was like all the awkward movements on all the beats. Like, all of Flower looks tant compared to that dance. Okay. So, Bugsie's like, stand compared to that dance okay yeah so uh bug sees like what's wrong with Alicia what's wrong with the Aisha why is the sad it's like me mom so then everyone heads into the van's back home and well onto the boat boat home and

bugs in Alex are in the van and they're close and she puts the she puts my I'm gonna put my hand on the camera So you can't see this thunder private thunder that I'm bringing So then they get back in the get out of the van and Asia's just wasted and bugsy falls coming out of the car Like everybody's just shit faced at this point and Tom is holding up Jess, right? And I guess it's Aisha. And Tom is like, Malia, can you please help out with this one?

And Jess passes by them and she has a robber getter. What was that? What was that? Jess, what was that? What was that? What was that? So then, then like Tom is like walking with, he's like walking with like Malia and Jess

And he's like, Jess, you're all right, you're all right, it's like never been better. Fuck you, fuckface, British, fucker, fuckface Like, Jess, you want the hand as well, you want the hand, okay? So now Malia and Asia and Tom and Jess are all walking and they're like arms are all linked And he goes, this is what you call a chain gang. Don't google that with porn images. Ha ha ha. Always mother calls them naughty things that distract me from my success. Ha ha ha. And uh, bugs it just passes a golf cart and she's like, why don't we have a golf card?

And when she face plants, Tom's just like, well, there goes bugs. Down like a plate of perfectly cooked potatoes. There's your potato karma in the bean Beach So then Rob goes to complain to Alex and beat his like issues in the car and then Tom gets her and it's like Malia come get her and then Jess is like Rob will get her what they'll be thought about brew what they'll be thought about that I'm gonna get a show is that what I am a piece of me who just gets people? What was that about, bro? Just do serious, powerful woman has ever lost her shit over a man. Don't be the first. It's like maybe not in your country. I don't know. I don't know what the hell books

you're reading, sir. Yeah. He's like, I- and then Rob is like, I change my flight to Bali. Oh, this this other bullshit, which is why, here's the thing, people like Rob, guys like Rob, they do a grand gesture so that way they can then hold it over someone's head, like, oh, look, I changed my flight to Bali and I made the entire crew do a scavenger hunt that annoyed all of America. How did that all for you?

And now this is how you're going to treat me. It's like, well, you know what, you didn't have to do that, sir, you didn't have to do that. And no one cares. If you could, if you could change your flights of Bali, you can change your flight back. So enough. Here I am, taking a luxury vacation for you. It's all for you.

Yeah. And then he goes, it takes me back to times when I had to prove that I loved this person. Like that, it triggers me deeply. And then they just like show while he's, talking about how it takes him back to a time when he's been triggered, they show like a picture of him sitting in like a yellow Ferrari, like look at me triggered in the lap of luxury. Like what?

I had to back when I had to prove that I love that car. So trigger. I was so triggered by this excessive luxury I found myself and mainly on my rugged good looks as a model. I was so triggered. And Alex is just like, you guys can't really have a console, bro. So then Robin Jess are in their bunk and Jess is like, can we have a talk? Fine. Fine. Then you don't want to talk to me then go I just don't want to play these games and go and he's like Maybe doors slamming not meant to be then maybe it's not meant to be and she slams the door behind him There's a lot of doors slamming. It's like it's like a British farce, but no one's laughing, right?

Just like people slamming doors. Yeah, and great great great idea giving all the couples her own room guys By the way, yeah, that worked out really well. Yeah So bugsy is in the mess and she's like why are they angry with each other? And Alex like dude, I have no idea. Hey, I said you know, we hooked up tonight He said we just kiss and she's like in my book that's hooked up I remember one time when I hooked up with my friend Joey McFlyagahorn and we had a beautiful hook up and then he said no I'm 14 and you're 14 and we can't go down this path that I've never hooked up with someone since then until tonight.

So Rob is like stalking around the boat all angryly, just walking around the circles and then Jess goes up on the deck and she's just like standing there like, aww. Yeah, they're doing that annoying thing where it's like, I don't want to talk to you, I don't want to talk to you, oh you're going to go to a different part of the boat, then fine, I'm going to go a different part of the boat, but I'm not going to talk to you until you talk to me. Stop it. And he passes by her without saying anything.

I was like, oh, Rally. Really? Even though I said I didn't want to talk to you, really, really? Yeah. So then Rob passes everybody, or passes Buxie and Alex in the galley and just like closes his door.

And then we just hear Jess going to her going to the same room and then crying. And slamming the door. Like the door's been slammed like five times in the span of 30 seconds on this show So then the next morning Everybody has to get up and now Jess is like seriously, babe. You're just not gonna talk to me Well just because I think I would like to go to sleep really really oh you're unbelievable just because I think I would like to go to sleep really really oh you're unbelievable seriously because I wanted to protect myself

un-unbelievable we both know what you're doing and it is bullshit I love how he's like he just like plays these mind games about protecting himself he's a delicate husk that cannot be damaged by just wanting to have a conversation about something. It's like, what am I doing? You know what you're doing. And she tells us, you don't just like talk a person into falling in love with you. And then act like this. Who does that? Yeah, because she feels like when she gets ignored, she feels like he's not being transparent.

So there's that whole thing. And he's like, well, I would like to take some time to breathe for a little bit, maybe text my ex and then we can talk again. You know I just need space. You just don't care. I want space. I want conversation. I want space. I want conversation.

I want space in a conversation. I love the space bar. No, me too. We love each other. And they're waking everybody up They're getting pissed off Rob's like, my intentions have been clear Bali, I shall go to Bali He's like, maybe I'm not enough for you

Maybe, I'm not enough for you And then meanwhile, yeah like, ohhh And then meanwhile, over in Tomomla's bunk It's like a contrast between this couple acting this way and then here Come on honey, we're getting up. It's gonna be a great day here on the yacht. It's a great day for mother to be impressed with me I'm Asia is Sack I'm scared

I'm hungry I'm a twinty. It's embarrassing. It's like that since when I'm drinking I block a beautiful crystal glass. I can shout it easily I'm shattered So hey good morning good morning, Bugsy. Oh, how was your night? Oh, when I fell on my feet. I was wide Oh, oh, yeah, that's a good time Okay, all cool. Let's get ready for departure. We're gonna do your food metaphorically. Okay, everyone, and then you can have a break.

While we go back to New York, all right? So, Bugsie goes down to the kitchen and sees Tom. I was like, well, I was pretty hard-minded, but he was a good tom over at a hook top. Hook top, mate. Just sexual activity happening with me. Yeah. Yeah, Bugsie is basically me after I got drunk for the first time.

Like, oh my God, did you see how hammered I was last night? I had three beers. I was hammered. Did you see how hammered I was? And Malia is making Tom for toast and they're talking in that little cute cuply way they do. Just for time. Now that is a toasty Tom and that is a toasty. It's like very nice knuckle buckle and he's like so how long have Robin Jess been

together three weeks? I mean we were still banging it out then weren't we? Yes. It's someone has taken a photo of us. You might have found us on one of those pornographic sites that you wouldn't want to search chain gang on. Am I right? Am I right? Remember when we were saying things to each other like, you are a stinker. No, you are a stinker. No, you are a bad boy. No, you are a bad boy.

Oh, it's like dirty literature. Do you remember how we would call each other later tonight when we're on separate yards and talk dirty to each other, say things like, you're my little crumpet, you're my little queen Victoria, aren't you? Remember those times? Preference sheet meeting, welcome to Charter A. We're gonna be taking care of Eric Coteson.

He sold a college admission prep company, all right? Yeah, and he's a huge huge douchebag Okay, Emily reads his one of the sentences and it says I like my coffee like I like my women hot Well, we didn't see any evidence of that so and Activities guess request an ultimate frisbee match against the crew. I mean, come on, come on. I mean, this is really, this is not, this is not right. And then, and of course, Buggie is like, oh, that's gonna be really fun, really fun.

Of course, Buggie is gonna be like excited about ultimate frisbee. Yeah. It has the word ultimate teammate. Yeah. And they also want to do a naughty game night with the crew. These guys, I feel like this charter is so thirsty to be on TV because they want to do all this stuff with the crew. I mean, I just feel like it's so, it's got a bizarre, right? Yeah, it's very Damon.

It's like the Damon's again. It's like a different version of the Damon's. They're going out of their way at this point to just only get pigs. Charters. So Alex and Robert talking and Alex is like, you know what buddy? I think you guys is just starting to figure each other out. And we're all like, well, she thinks that my intention wasn't there and my intention was there. It just triggers me when people don't see that my intentions are there. Yeah, so then meanwhile Jess like walks into the galley and she's like, bugs he is like, good morning geez! How did you have any fun last night? Were you a fun little Jess bug out in a buggy Jess?

Would you have a good time? Or that slamming of the door? That must have been so fun for you. Have a good night there. You're having your headache right now I hope my voice isn't piercing to your ear drums It's like this the time of my life Quam Tee Tee I'm detached. I just like I don't even know why

Why? Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Both romances that turn bad affect the entire crew. I know, I've taken a few guys on cruise, it has never gone down well. One time when I was 14, I kissed a boy and a canoe, and let me tell you something, I haven't kissed a man on a boat ever since then. Rob come talk to me, because Jesus really upset you need to talk it out. You guys are not coming out of here until it's resolved. So they just both sit miserably on the couch and stare at each other, like, outvictoming each other, like, on set. No, on set. No, I am.

No, I am. They're acting like they're in a Mike Figgus movie. Like, it's all like moody and independent. And she, and he's like, why has it gotten to this point? She's like, I just feel like a piece of you is shut down or detached. The way I'm detached, attached to sort of like my word for today, he's like, I'm not detached.

It all stems from me having a conversation with Asha and you're still holding onto it. I'm like, ah, ah. See, I fucking hate this guy right now because this guy is like, this is gaslighting. I mean, she did go nuts over a stupid thing with Asia, but she was already annoyed because at dinner he totally condescended to her and was like, be present, be present. Let's not talk about Leonardo, Leonardo, the game I used to work with, be present, that's what I'm trying to do.

And she's like, what the fuck? So he put her in that bad mood. I mean, they're both so fucking annoying at this point. Just make it stop. Okay, that's all I ask. I'm not even picking sides at this point. Just both of you shut up. I can't have this be every episode. So just it's like, your energy was like all been away from me. And like, I still want to feel like it was like, you know, in the beginning, you know, like, it's my truth. He's's like so how do we move on?

I don't want to be like before and he's like me to be mindful. Oh fuck off Oh seriously Ah And then his spirituality is the problem Exactly and then he starts saying again, he he casts himself as this like delicate delicate flower that's been trampled on He's like after being so close to our fire, I wanted a fairytale type thing and it's reciprocated, I believe that now.

I believe that now. That's why I wanted a reciprocated fairytale. I'm like, okay, you just wanted to get in. Okay, but you wanted to come off as the good guy. So let's just be very clear about that. It's time for commercial. It's time for a crapence Celebrity beef you never know if you're just gonna end up on TMZ or trending on Twitter or in court I'm that Bellasife and I'm Sydney battle and we're the hosts of Wonder E's new podcast

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And then she vomits. She just does. I also like that when Malia is around Tom, she starts to get a British accent because when Asia was telling her about how she was like crying, Malia goes, was it a drunk cry? I'm like, what did that come from? Yeah, she has to reach out for sure,

whatever she's doing. She's totally to reach. I'll crew, I'll crew, time to shake it off. Like Taylor sure, whatever she's her. She totally te reads. I'll crew, I'll crew, time to shake it off, like Taylor Swift, shake it off, shake, shake it off. Listen, we play hard, we work hard, and we're going to dock hard right now. Um, Malia, may I have some tongs? You know, Malia is a massive help to me. I know she wants to prove herself to Sandy, and if I fuck her top, she'll look like an idiot, and mommy will be very, very angry.

Hey Tom, can I have a spatula? Oh, you want a spatula? Well, let's see if you can prove, let's see if you can prove you're worth here in this kitchen here. Here's a spatula, it's my art and emesis, you better watch the handle, it's a notary little handle. Okay, you better watch it sometimes falls off and it is horrifying. Good luck with that, Malia. not a little handle. Okay, you better water it sometimes falls off and it is horrifying. Good luck with that, Malia. Cleaning cleaning cleaning cleaning everybody's cleaning and Jess is just tired and hungover so she's just lying on the floorway Asia does windows and it's just like oh my boy from this orchid. Now why were you fart? I did just fart from the orchid actually. Sorry orchid. So excited. Why were you farting I did just fart on the orchid actually. Sorry, orchid. So,

started. Why were you farting last night? It's like, well, he thought I was mad because I was like jealous of you and I was trying to tell him, no, like it's you. And it should just last. And so this is the stupidest dog in my life ever.

Heard him. Yeah. And just hate, just hate how like Asia is just so dismissive of her. stupidest dog in my life ever heard of. Yeah, and Jess hates that. Jess hates how like, Aisha is just so dismissive of her. Because I mean, Aisha is right with everything she has said so far, but Jess hates it, you know. And so Jess is like, well, I'm just scared this relationship is going, it's gonna go downhill.

Will I guess you're gonna find out in Maliha? And Bugs comes in and just is just lying there. It's like, Kills are we moving? No. So Bugs, he just drags her across the floor. Come on, you can do it. I've got a color of star for you somewhere. So now there's like some stuff happening on the deck crew.

There's some stuff with fenders and Malia's teaching Rob about ropes again and now it's time to deck all right let's go and dock and this should be easy and fine we're just doing it we're just gonna smoothie and like a like getting into bed for a nice long nap everything is fine and oh god I lost the bow thruster drop the anchor drop the anchor, no Bound thruster. Uh-oh, yacht, this yacht needs an app, and it needs an app quickly. Bzz. P-P-P, oh my God, we're all gonna die. Death from a death card, anchor,

throw a maker, throw a mom. So the electricity went out, and someone has to change one of the... Green. What do you put? I'm gonna change this little thing, on the electric box. What do you call it?

I'm gonna change it. You flip the breaker. You're gonna reset the breaker. It's the breaker. Yeah. So we go as a breaker. Sandy is like, it's like, oh, okay, well it's back. Look at that.

Yeah, it's like, we have lost all power. And without the bow thruster, I cannot control the bow. And what that means is that we're probably gonna hit something if not run over something, if not set off a bomb. There will be an explosion. We're all gonna die. This boat is sinking. This is sinking this is the last oh oh everything's fine oh wait wait wait I hear that I hear that alarm I hear that alarm it's like oh no the ghost of Hannah trying to sink the boat yeah I found a kangaroo head down there.

And I went to, so Jim Bob went to flip the breaker and he found a kangaroo head. It was very funnest. There was a kangaroo head and it turns out instead of a breaker, there was just an incredible dump empty box of marble lights. So it was kinda weird, but you know it turns out everything's fine. No ghost of Anna here. There was also some crusty marinara sauce. That's what my revenge to!

Oh, Lara's ghost is yours, wow, very haunted. Oh wait, there's some mushy rice or something dripping out of there. That was me! Oh gosh, a lot of people taking their caramel out on this boat. Let me tell you something That Mochaica down by the breaker even those left by a ghost three weeks ago still delicious You know I just let that breaker did its food. I told that officer to throw down the anchor and he threw down my Keca Gosh, it's gonna be disaster

Wow, you know Kiko may be gone, but he has never forgotten. Mokeka everywhere. Ha ha ha ha. So they get in there and Aisha calls her brother and she's like, A-T-E-R-E-R-E-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R- About being homesick and stuff and then she tells us that you know she's been doing guiding for five years And it's just like fast pace glamorous lifestyle, but you know all her friends are from home are getting married And she has nieces that she doesn't know and she just wants a real life So then Alex tries to a chess bump with Rob and Rob's like I just thought which when you do that Ha You know his parts are probably like tries to do a chess bump with Rob and Rob's like, I just thought it would when you did that. Huh, huh.

You know his parts are probably like, boom. There's probably like sad trombones, yeah, they're like, boom. Just a sad far. And then the farts like, I just need some space. Please. Get it. So Justin Robber now making out again for whatever season.

So they're just making out. And then Bugs is in the kitchen with Tom. And she's like, oh, I feel like you're looking quite good. And then I realize provisions haven't started yet. So where are my provisions? Not saying that I'm going to lose my mind, but well my provisions Well, he's like already here's time for some provisions, but first Asian Jesser baking beds and as she goes is this blanket always this short and just cuz yes It's annoying

Yeah, real the blanket. I know Yeah, like real the blanket. I know. She's now like channeled her rage at Rob at the blankets at the linens. So now the so here come the provisions and what could possibly go wrong, you know, we have a very even killed relax chef in the kitchen. We have fruits and vegetables and all sorts of things coming out of the boat. What could possibly go wrong? And then Tom goes, um, Malia, can you ask where the other kilo of muscles is? I had ordered two kilos of fresh muscles, could you just see what they are?

Everything's fine, everything's fine, I'm totally calm. Totally calm about it right now, Malia, could you find out where the other muscles are? Because right now I only have frozen muscles! I don't have a kilo of frozen muscles! This is the donut in the fabric! Who eats frozen muscles? Who eats frozen muscles? Who eats frozen muscles?

Why do we even have freezes? This is a devil's machine, it's a box for the devil, a box for the devil, a massage and go in it, Malah! There are two different ingredients frozen and fresh. One is for people with no taste buds, and the other is for refined palettes that enjoy fresh food and occasionally cook for the Queen of England. Right?

Only a second. My boyfriend's really mad. You better watch out. My boyfriend has sa-mad. He's like, I put the order in two days early and yet it's not here. I Mean So the provisional is like um actually you requested the provisional basically writes back It's like well you requested two kilos of fresh muscles and that's what we delivered and he goes this is fucking bullshit

It's one kilo look at this look at this. I put I put the frozen masses on the on the scale That's one kilo it's ridiculous. It's 20 minutes to the guest comments. We're dickers if you don't get right I don't get right the first time. I mean I'm fuming right now. I'm fuming. I don't understand what this all about right now I asked for two kilos. What part of two says one? Okay? I've been a new simple arithmetic why even on this island? Why don't you throw yourself in and get in by a shark? It's super fucking provision. I don't understand this. And then I cut to Bugsie going, Alright, Sharon saved crew.

And Rob's like, I wish I could shit, but it was like a pebble. The thing I don't understand is why people can't clean the toilet after they've pooped. And Jess is like every time, he goes, Yes, every time, and then they make out. It's the most romantic conversation ever. Like, clean the toilet after you put your chest. Oh my god, that's so hot. At least you weren't'm having to do now.

They're making me out to be a liar. They're making me out to be a liar. The only person who can do that is my mother. And the truth is this, I'm not a liar. I always tell the truth every single time. Even me saying the truth is that, is the truth, okay? And now they make me use my scare for this phrase and things. I have things to do, I have potatoes.

I've got potatoes to risk. I can't be doing this with the muscles. I can't be doing this for- No! And then the muscles will deliver it in bugsiesies getting up from the lady and she's like oh We're so sorry there will be give them to you for free no no problem And she's like where Tom they apologize. They said they were totally in the wrong and they sent the muscles at no charge and gave me a Barrett that says sunshine

He's like tell them to go fuck themselves and get it right the first time. Fucking morons! Fucking morons! What goes his apology? I don't care. I don't care. It's a time sensitive job, okay? And if you're going to provision for a yacht, you don't get second chances. You go with the provision and they mess up done. I can't afford to go with you again. These muscles, it's time to answer them. If these muscles aren't ready, the mother's gonna yell at me.

I'm gonna have them, I'm gonna have them, I'm gonna have them, I'm gonna have them. I say, I can't have them both again. So then the guests are coming and the captain sees them shake Oh my gosh look at that t-shirt, buddy. Look at that. So you're almost single and he goes, Ha ha You got to read the back. It says almost married on the back So in the front it's almost single and in the back of them almost married It's a plan words, okay. It's a play on words, okay? It's really hilarious. Almost single, almost married.

You have to be there to get it. I'm Alex. It's like, I'm a single, I'm a married. That's Robin Jess's relationship with him. That's real. And Bugs is like, hello, I'm Bugs. And the guy's like, what? Bugs, like.

He's like, Bugs. Bugs, bags, bags. Who names their daughter bags? What's up with that? And then the guys are like, cheers to being single and almost married. Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah. Wow, that guy's getting a lot of mileage off that $5 t-shirt

for the tourist shop. All right, let's take this tour here, right here. We have a bedroom and over here's the gallery. There's a coffee machine where we'll make your coffee like that, what's your woman? How? How? Hey, yo.

And they're like, hey, how come there's no mirror over the bed? Ah, how come there's no mirror? I'm like, how many hotels have you been in? How many times do you make this joke every time you go into a hotel? It's like the novelty of a hotel room such that you just have to make the mirror joke every single time.

Yeah, he's that guy who, in the way there comes and says to everybody, enjoy their meal, he goes, I don't know if you can tell. And lifts up his empty plate. Yeah, exactly. So then Aisha is talking to Jess and she goes, ew, your hair is the same coloring as a cat. She's like, what?

What does that mean? She goes, What the fuck does that mean? They have the same hair color as you, you know a cat. And she just like stares at herself in the mirror and the music's like, don, don, don, don, don, don, don, don, don, don, It's like a dramatic. And Jess just tells us, what the fuck does that mean? It's like her deepest insecurity is being mistaken for a tabby.

I've worked so hard to get past that stigma. So time for the release of Lions, we're gonna release the Lions and Tom is still down, they're going, un-be-leafable. Now I have two key-ass refreshing muscles instead of one key-ass, a key-ass friend in those great. Now he actually has two kilos of of fresh muscles and he's now man No, he said oh, I thought he said you I thought he said now I've got two kilos of fresh muscles with one kilo of frozen muscles from before No, he's saying now I've got two two two kilos of frozen muscles like they fixed it

But they didn't fix it because the shit's frozen still and Emily is like well funny how that works and goes fucking mental and this surface here they say this is supposed to be perfectly flat but I'll tell you want to think I can sense this grade and this grade is a little bit more than 90 degrees it is not a flat melee it's not a flat surface so it's just delivering drinks to the guys upstairs and one of them's like oh you got tats on your feet. Let's see um She's like, I've got tats on all of the toes of miss siblings. This gerry Mary told me told me Lucy Erica But she starts naming. Oh, yeah, she said she's like I've got a very fertile father

Yes, we are used to being in a band together, and we would sing songs by in excess to local taverns all across New Zealand. And this tattoo represents those days. So then we see Aisha downstairs, and she's just drying glasses, and she's looking over the preff sheet board, and she goes, brownies, female, new nuts. Oh, I, new nuts. Oh, I get the joke. And there's no music. And she just doesn't laugh.

If Aisha doesn't laugh after something, especially a joke about nuts, then you know you're really not funny because it'll be something. Oh, look at that, it's a lemon. Oh, lemon. Ah! You're alive. I love a lemon law.

Yeah, so now it's like anchor down, anchor down. Lunch is pushed back to 3pm and ultimate frisbee on the on the docket. Yeah, so the guests make a bet with Bugsy that if they win, well, if the it's a staff wins, then the guys will also up to lunch in their speedos, but the staff has to do the same thing. Wacky, this is wacky. You know what, I think seeing those guys all in speedos is probably the reason why the staff lost.

I think that, I think actually through the game, they're like, I think, I think, I think we should just go serve in the speedos instead. Yes, please keep your clothes on. So then um bugsy is with Tom and he's like, well, uh, she's saying she's going to get the lunch set up and he's like, it's chaos isn't it sucks to be me. She's like, would you pass me a tea towel? And he just throws it at her face. I thought he said six to be made like the six to be made six little trumpets to be made so would you believe this is chaos chaos but it's supposed to be me probably makes more sense. Yeah so then the crew goes over

to they get on the tender to go play volleyball and it's just like look this will keep me you guys in Bali soon I can can come third. Where you going? Just like no. No, I will not. And then she takes her hand and then starts like cleaning her head and just like damage that cat thing really got into me. And back on the boat, Bugsy is just taping mustard colored shit to everything. There's like big fan paper fans and hats and all this stuff. And Alex's like, I need number one fan with the king DJ bag and bags and I'm like not sure I've got Spanish flags Spanish hats Spanish maybe Spanish Spanish is the theme considering you're being served top as Philanche so then out on the beach the Frisbee game is going on it's fun they're throwing that Frisbee around and it's just like, oh classic John Wick and Boob, I tried to do. We just play normal frisbee in New Zealand. Classic America has

to make everything ultimate. The gaster of course kicking their butts and then Malia is with Thomas. Like, smells delicious honey and he's like, where? Doesn't it. And he's like, huh, where? Doesn't it? The first day, that was nervous. And then we see clips of people like, I've got shells in my oysters. And he's like, but I've always wanted to be the best I can at something.

I put pressure on myself because I know I can do it. And if I can't, then why am I a chef? What am I, some appolicizer? No. What am I, some frozen, muscle-deliverer? No. Quick. It's a tough. I might as well be a poor person on the street begging for things. Some apologize no, what am I some frozen muscle deliverer? No! Quick, quick, quick, quick, tall. I might as well be a poor person on the street begging for things, begging for frozen

muscles because guess what, that's what frozen muscles are good for throwing them at poor people on the streets. So then, we see Pete, Pete gets one line in this episode, he's like, he does. Look at him, Liam, we're ready for pick company one. Yeah. Well, guess what? Yeah, they're heading back the guest one, the ultimate Frisbee game, because they're probably the only people who are actively practicing it at their age.

And so that means the crew is gonna have to serve in Speedo's this evening. And then we see Rob and Asha. They're sitting, so then we see in the mess, like Sandy's sitting there, Rob, Asha, they're eating lunch and Rob's next to Asha and Jess walks Rob and Asha, so then we see in the mess like Sandy's sitting there Rob, Asha They're eating lunch and Rob's next to Asha and Jess walks by and she's just F***ing up Like they're literally just eating lunch. You need to chill out. You really need to chill Hello, those are conversation Rob goes, oh look I'm next to you. I'm sorry. You better be

Please forgive me, sir. I'm like, oh my god, fuck them. Go. Yeah. So then Aisha grabs. So now, like, in the kitchen, there's, like, the time for the top is to go out to the guest. And there's, like, a plate of looks like this, like potato chips of some sort, like homemade potato chips.

And he toasts. Toast or is it toast? Whatever it was, Aisha grabs it and, like, to fall off the plate. She goes, aaaaand, damn, say sorry. Oh, fuck me. She's good, isn't she? it was Asia grabs it and like to fall off the plate she's AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH One of the guys is like whoa these eels are like a thousand dollars a pound or something Tom's still kind of cold of the Lisa or a what do I call a release a Lisa? He's like so how are they doing? Chuck they're loving it moron so then Rob and just are in their room and

Rob's like what's wrong? What is it? Nothing Well come on, I'm triggered. You know what, Jess, don't do this whole thing. Don't make a sit and watch you talk about how I just want to have a conversation. Like, if we don't talk about it, it's not fair. And now she's saying, nothing, like I can't. I can't. Like, I've been thinking up for you. And now you're doing this also. Like, it's terrible.

Is it going to be four more episodes of them? Cause I can't not. So it's just like, you would like some pork belly. And so she goes down to Tom and she's like, wonderful lunch, Tom, they're loving it. They should love it because it was cooked by an expert hand. Someone who could someday cook for the queen. Am I right, mother? Am I right, mother?

So some of the guests go on toys and some of them are like, Hey, anybody want to learn jujitsu? This guy, this is this guy is like bar trick, right? Like you probably go every bar he's like, Hey, who wants to learn jujitsu? I know I had to teach it, right? Who wants to learn? It's like, oh God, there's Johnny with his jujitsu tricks again.

So, so the, either way, so he's going to teach jujitsu tricks again. So, so the either way, so he's gonna teach jujitsu and Malia, while this is happening, Malia decides she's gonna take a nap, bugs gonna take a nap, and Tom decides to take a nap too. And so Tom goes into the, goes into the room where Malia's in bed. Now, be careful. The angry monsters coming in. Eww. You're a stinker. You're a stinker. You are. You're a stinker.

He's like, oh, are you pushing me up to the corner again? You're pushing me up to the corner! Hmm. I haven't had a break for 12 hours. So then we see Aisha taking the jujitsu class, and she flips the guy and Rob's watching, and everyone's having so much fun and then the galley one of the ladies comes down and Captain Sandi's down there it's like I'm high and sandy I'm just hoping we could

get some cucumber it's like maybe with some salt and some olive oil and she's like Buxi Buxi just Jess Buxi Buxi chef chef oh god someone find the chef we need some chopped up cucumber you know what I God, someone find this chef. We need some chopped up cucumber. You know what, I'm gonna go find this chef. Mary time lost says, if anyone waits for cucumber, this boat is gonna be incarcerated, all right? Okay.

So it's 18 minutes into Tom's brick. So she's like knocking, she's like, Hey, Tam, are you in there? Mary time lost, calling, and we have a cucumber emergency. The client wants cucumbers with olive oil and salt. Oh Jesus, crossed. Fine.

So then Tom is like losing his mind and he's like, if something very, very simple, like chopping up a cucumber, can't be done without waking up the chef. I think that a big of problems than waking up the chef who's on a 15 minute break. Just figure it out. Like well, first of all, it's minute 18

of your 15 minute break. So you're a three minutes late, Mr. Perfection. And I remember things are supposed to be time sensitive. Remember that. Also, what are the bigger issues? If you, like, this is literally your job cutting up a cucumber. Admittedly, it'd be nice if the stews were not

maybe doing jujitsu and they could have chopped up the cucumber, but also like, chop the fucking cucumber and go back to sleep. Yeah, so he's getting up I mean while it's just in the galley now and The captain's like oh these ladies right cucumber, so I woke up this chef's cuz oh you woke him up all right So Tom comes in and he's like oh you couldn't do something as simple as chop a cucumber It's like sorry was my call. It's like who's call wasn't. Sandy. Look sorry.

Oh I'll get no break. Now point the politicizing kilo of frozen muscles. No problem. I'm just saying all right all right whatever you're saying. Thank you thank you. Why do you know this me? No I'm not gonna talk about this anymore. I'm just gonna cut this you can be pass progressively right now So she's like, thank you! He's like, alright, thank you!

Well, promise you I had nothing to do with these. Like really, not interested, not interested. Like, why are you pissed at me? I'm pissed at the situations. Could you take that please?. Okay, take it. Take it. So she takes it and the lady goes, and do we have an avocado by chance? I was like, oh no. Not an avocado. Oh God, she's slowly building a sushi roll. Oh dear. So then Aisha's like okay So Aisha goes down as a kitchen and she goes into the fridge to get the avocado and she's you know

She's like I'll just do it. It's like no big deal and time goes oh fuck off Just give me the fucking avocado and Jesus crossed don't try and do it now She's like what's the fucking problem I can't do it now. She's like, what's the fucking problem? And then she starts to cry. The sky's made her cry, because she's just walked into this thing. I mean, she's trying to be, she's doing the thing that he said he wanted her to do.

And now he's mad at her. She's like, what's going on? I come up this day and said he said, Tom is doing a cucumber giri. And he's like, all right, calm down with the water, what? Well, why are you giving me attitude? Go have a fucking crab with Thunder then! He's like, no, you feel the need to apologise, and I'm having a go at you, but you've

done nothing to apologise for, so that makes no sense. Just listen to yourself, four-person. Why in the world would you ever apologise for something that you haven't even done? And that's the thing, it's just idiotic. And you know it's even more idiotic. Giving you one kilo of frozen muscles when you've ordered two fresh kilos of fresh muscles. I don't understand why people don't understand any of these things. Everyone's a moron around me.

More and more and more and one stinker. One cute little stinker, cute little stinker, but yawn morons! Well I'm just saying I'm sorry for you for having to do it. I'm not apologizing. He's like, Well I'm just saying I'm sorry for you for having to do it. I'm not apologizing. He's like fine, then I'll accept that. Thank you. So she's like G, so she goes crying. And Tom, it's silent in the kitchen.

And Tom just tells himself, just fucking get on with it. Yeah. And he's just like, Pogsy, can I talk to you in the cabin? Wait hold on, I'm just gonna vomit! Okay, cabin time! And that brings us to the end of this cucumber heavy episode of Bologdech Mediterranean. What a fucking prick! Like be- okay be annoyed, I get it, you're allowed to be annoyed,

but then don't start cursing out bugsie. I mean, Aisha and also being just so mean about it. Just so condescending and dismissive. Like what an asshole. I don't know what Malia sees in this guy because he is so tightly wound. That's probably why she always sounds like she's walking on eggshells when she talks to him.

I'm like, okay, honey. Okay, sweetie. Oh, sure. Yeah. Oh, you want your latte? I can make you a latte. She's always doing everything to come down and that's why she was so on edge when he first came on the boat because she knows that if he gets unhappy he's gonna turn into like a whiny brat and throw a tantrum yeah well jikes yeah he's a real chef he really is

and he's hilarious I love watching because at least he's entertaining to watch right now. Otherwise, it would just be, I'm triggered. Oh, you hurt me. You hurt me. Well, you don't like me. I know. You don't like me. I know.

I, yeah, I, I, I mean, I, he cracks me up, but I think as a person, I would never want to deal with it. Oh, yeah, total shit head. Well, everybody, that brings us to the end of below-dick mid-Aterranean. Thanks so much for being here. Go watch us tomorrow on Watch What Happens, and we'll be back through us the week, guys. We sure love ya.

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