Watch What Crappens - Below Deck Med: Customer Satisfaction

Episode Date: August 30, 2022

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And I think that's all the announcements I have to make, right, Ben? Yeah, you know, I do have something I'm excited about to share because today we're doing below Deck Med and just yesterday I was on social media and I saw something about our old friend and below Deck Med alumna, Miss Hannah Farrier. She's going to be on the new CBS reality show, The Real Love Boat. And I didn't realize that until yesterday. I don't know if it was announced Hannah Farrier, she's gonna be on the new CBS reality show, the real love boat. And I didn't realize that until yesterday, I don't know if it was announced yesterday or not,

but I just saw it. So I think that's so cool because she, like that's network TV. So like our old friend Hannah, Hannah, she's getting honeyized, all sorts of couples that are I guess falling in love on that boat. So I can't wait to see.

Yes, congratulations, Hannah. Yeah, can't wait to see how that, like what her role is on that boat. So I can't wait to see. Yes, congratulations, Hannah. Yeah. You can't wait to see how that, like, what her role is on that show, et cetera, because I'll probably check it out. She's the Julie, of course. What else? Well, she says that she's the cruise director,

but I'm wondering how that pans out on this reality show, this reality show version of the love boat. Oh my God, I love it. So it's like a dating show, huh? Yes, it's hosted by Stating show. Hi. Oh, you're gonna fall in love, honey Listen, honey, instead of sitting here, why don't you fall in love with someone alright, honey? Well, I knew that She was doing that, but I didn't know it was a CBS show. She said that it was gonna be on like a

major network where she is, you know, but I didn't know it was going to be on here in America. And I actually heard the ad for it the other day and didn't even look up because I didn't realize it was, I just heard like, whores on a boat. So I was like, oh, that sounds good. But I didn't realize it was her. So congratulations, Hannah. All the, all the promos that I've seen have just it featured Jerry O'Connell and Rebecca Romaine and They're the hosts of it. I guess you know for for better or worse. So that's all I've seen but Because doesn't everyone want to fall in love with Jerry O'Connell be like are you in love? Oh my god You're in love. Okay. Here's how men fall in love. Here's how women fall in love

Yeah, they needed someone with tons of enthusiasm I mean they got him they got him that guy is not short on the foods Okay, he is he is full of enthusiasm and he loves talking about how men do things and how women do things Listen sometimes I don't get it, but Romaine loves him. And you know, I love Romaine. He's supposed to be lovely. So, yeah. You know what? He's supposed to be a very lovely guy.

So, congratulations to everyone who is involved on this boat. Yes. Okay, so let's get into below deck. Wine Impairing is what it's called. Very interesting episode. It's a Kyle on the loose episode. You know, Kyle's really giving off like golden girl vibes, like blanch on a boat. You know, like, where is he? Where's the man? Let me out of here.

Kyle has struggled. He may not have realized it, but he has struggled with professionalism and boundaries all season long. And this is the episode where he just full on, just, he just blows right through that literally. Literally. Literally. Yeah, he just is, he is, he is on it. So the episode opens up. It's the morning, the next like five hours before the next charter, people are waking up, there's the normal morning stuff,

which is morning, apparently. Yeah, which includes now Natal and Minotasha, getting a text from her boyfriend that says, I love you, I just have to assume he talks like that, right? Like anyone who sends that many I love you to someone who's saying this working and saying, sorry, I can't text much. I'm working. They all talk like this.

She's like, good morning. Which is cute because it's like good morning go away, but you know, it's a show that's supposed to wake you up in the morning and not gross you out. You know, it's a nice, it's a nice call back to Julian Barbary. Yes. It's me, Julian Barbary. Julian Barbary. Yeah. So the chef is annoyed, like he hasn't seen the text, but we know that he's seen it in

his head or something, because he's already annoyed with this shit. Okay. Yeah. So then Taliya sits stormed down to talk about their crazy night last night, how I got met at you. Can we talk? I mean, this night was fun, but I can't do seriousness when I'm out, right? I said I wasn't vibing but I didn't mean you. I mean, I'm not vibing situation because I wanted

to dance but that's just me I guess. I was vibing with dancing, you were over here vibing with working, that doesn't vib with me, do you understand? Like literally they were playing Vibology by Paula Abdul and I was like I want to vibe with Vibology And then you they're being deep and I don't do deep. I don't do deep So take a shot of dance hashtag Vibology It's like I was just really tired and got the better of me. She's like oh, good Stores a bit tragic lesson. I put on fear for giving. He's a kind guy. He's sitting there and he had broken up with me yet. So so for us a win Yeah, so Sitry and he had broken up with me yet. So so far it's a win. Yeah.

So hey, it's time for a preference sheet meeting. Everyone come down here and sit in this weird place with the two tables that are small. Okay, charter number four. I can't believe it's only our fourth charter. Adam Spinner and his sister, Jennifer, they are here and we see their sheets. I don't know if you noticed this,

but the photo that Jennifer supplied for her the preference sheet, she looked like she was the star of like a Danish police drama. She's like, I love this. You know, she's like very serious and has like shadows on her face, like, I am coming on your boat.

Oh God, I need her then. You just made me like Jennifer a whole lot more. I love this. Give me some tunnel every day, the tunnel. So I like how they describe themselves too, because they write their own bios, right? like Jennifer a whole lot more. I love those. Give me some tunnel every day at the tunnel. So I like how they describe themselves too because they write their own bios, right? So his is Adam Spinner is a brilliant New York based tech executive. Oh really Adam, you know, this will pump yourself up there a bit. What else you add? Grindr. Grindr. That's what I'm going to. That's the tech it does so So the more importantly than Adam spinner and his serious sister arriving the slide is coming today

Two guys so congratulations. You've had it easy. This slide has arrived We were really hoping that our shitty boasts and wood lasts just long enough to have one big epic disaster with this slide But unfortunately the timing didn't work out good news news, the slide's going to come, it's going to come by plane, then it's going to take a train across the water, then you're going to have to jump off the boat, go under the train, slip up through a little trap door under the train, go into the dining compartment, hold it up, take the slide out, find a bird to tie it to, okay? The bird's going to put it on the front of the boat, and then you're all going to race to the front of the boat. How'm like, how are they gonna deal with this slide? Okay, you can't even get toys out of the closet

in a normal way on this boat. I know, I know. Also, guess what, Adam, the primary, he requests a water obstacle course for friendly competition. So that's gonna be fun for everyone watching at home, right? You can use the slide. We love a wife, we love an obstacle course, don't we? Oh, don't forget Adam's brilliant. So let's

map fuck up the slide. Okay, guys. You can use the slide, the pool, the trampoline, the banana. God, I love the banana. You could use the dolphin if we're even closer in the process of crashing into it. Really, anything you want. I've got a line to read. Adam, who is brilliant, would like an around the world dinner with a course from each country. So I'm just going to do a little malta with some bread. You know, revisiting this moment, Ronnie, which I have not done since I watched the show, he says, a course from each country, a course, meaning that you eat something, and then it's bust away, and then you eat something else.

Not a buffet, not a buffet. Oh, that's true. It's not a family of courses. Yeah, not one big course. It's a course around the world, okay? Well, maybe they just want a course dish from each country. I'm just gonna make rude things from every country. So from that, see how they like that.

If somebody says something about courses, I love courses. I take courses all the time whenever I can take courses. My favorite thing, I love taking a course. But do you think I learned the blue fairy skipper? The shot. It was a course day. It was a course. Ah, there was that one time though that I unfortunately wound up at Broadway. I thought I was seeing something about courses in a line, but it was actually the course line.

It's a totally different experience, but love, love, love. It was love, love. Ben Kyle, getting excited for work is like, Let's get this chore already fucking steady, goodbye, yeah. Sky. And fucking, Ty.

Ty, Natalia does a classic Ben Mandelker. She lets a joke just get fully away from her. She's like, these pillows look like Casper's balls. They're sagging. Oh, I've been in the house for the best. I've been in the house for the ghost. Was it Casper the ghost? It's like you had, listen, Natalia, I've been there.

You had a glimmer of a joke. You ran into it, you rushed into it, you didn't know where to take it, and you had to sort of bail out the last second. I feel you, I feel you. Well, she's waiting for Kyle to come in and help her, and he just stares at her. He hates her now so you just stare at her he does you'll just with balls so then we go as if he hasn't as if he hasn't made like 35 million nut sack jokes

over the course of the season I know but heerk. Good luck. I'm going to yes, meh. You have it that. Meh and... Meh and? Or she's going to be meh and... So the chef is on his computer, I guess, making menu plans or, you know, googling law. And Natasha walks in and she's like, Hi. And he's like, Hey, you're kind of dying. Oh my gosh. It's like, well, you know what, last night,

you couldn't even look at me. You couldn't even, you couldn't even look at me. I've, it felt awkward. More awkward than the time I was walking down my, my childhood street and I toilet a camera just burst into flame and I had to run away. That was awkward, not good moment. Do you know how awkward it is when you stand in the middle of doorways? Looking at someone

so intensely that the walls around them start to melt and they refuse to look at you back? Who's being awkward here? You fucking weirdo? What part of it were broken up? Don't you get? Yeah. weirdo what part of it we're broken up don't you get yeah yeah it's not that I've been ignoring yeah I've just been struggling to deal with the situation in my head and comprehend everything that's happened which is actually if you're like the most honest she's been and he's like well you own your own now all do my job and you do your job yes precisely Dave precisely Dave. Did you say something Dave?

I said I'll do my job and you do your job. What was that Dave? He's so gross. He's like, you're on your own now, girl. Yeah, she broke up with you two weeks ago. Okay, sir. And she's like, Yeah, but the job requires working together, doesn't he?

And he's like, well, I'm not doing that anymore. I tried to do it your way and I'm sick of pussy-footing around you. What's that Dave?? Pussy footing. Eve! That pussy footing, not really that... come on now. This, and I'm done with this. I'm sick of dwelling on this. Arges are better than you anyway. We had our thing and now it's done. It's over. Okay, what stage of grief is this when you're trying to make this whole

break up your idea? Dave, Dave, just... And what? and you're trying to make this whole breakup your idea. Babe, babe, just, and but, be quiet, go into another room, chop something, Dave. Okay, glaze a cake. Make your mirror glaze for the day. You know, because like, honestly, you know, after they had their big like, the big, you know, breakdown moment,

they've been working fine together. So like, they should continue to be able to work fine. You're just salty because she just kind of didn't want to be in like the direction of your mope gaze all last night. Okay. So he's literally mad that she's not responding to a stalkery fucking ways. Like he's sitting there staring bullets at her and she's not giving him any intention after she broke up with him.

Like, what do you want, dude? Yeah. She said, I'm going to try to make it work with my ex, known as law. So, so then she's like, Buffy got to work together day. Because, well luckily, I just have to do the food, put on, you know, put out good food,

and then you can do all the rest. She's like, That's not a very professional way to work, Dave. Hmm, and he's like, well, I'm very professional. I'm not going to let someone fuck it up. You know, when people ask me for food from mountain, so I give them crackers and a steak. Very professional.

He's like, well, I'm not messing with your job, Dave. I'm just trying to talk with you. He's like, you're done talking, girl. You're done. You're done talking. She's like, I can't do it with all this turbaness. What kind? What's turbaness? Did you say something, Dave? What's turbaness? What? You're just fucking. I tired. I tired. Did you

stub your toe? Is that what you said? Stubbaness. You stubbed your toe. You stubbed his toe, everyone. This is not the negativity in the energy I need right now, Dave, have ever mentioned that I'm getting lucky. And I wonder how you feel about this. And so the captain comes in and she's like, hey, I'm like, not hey, hey. Did you say something, Dave?

Dammit. Dammit. Hey, did I interrupt you guys having a serious conversation? Should I leave the room or should I just stand over Dave but a hand over his shoulder and say let it out. So just stand over this shelf and pretend I'm digging for new Nespresso pads. Anybody? Well, I was speaking about work and Dave doesn't want to speak.

So I'm trying to figure out figure without him. He said he doesn't want to speak to me. He's like, well, if it's anything to do with the job, then we'll communicate. But right now, we're not going to speak except to say, you're done, girl, you're done. Did you say something? No. So, Sand is like, but clearly there's some tension here. So, I think, obviously, if she has to talk to you about the menu, you'll talk to her because you know what, your service is impeccable. You know your food is beyond.

So just be patient with each other. Keep your main focus on the job and just work as professionals. I want to try it one more time because it was really fun. The first time did you say something, Dave? You know, this isn't the first time I've had a bolt man that went wrong. So give him the space. I have an expectation. Relationships happen. But when they step up those stairs, I need to know that God, they love that banana. Okay.

Okay. So Dave and Tash, I'm bringing you over to the staircase. This step right here, you can just fight all you want, but you put your toe up one more step up, professional, okay, there's a big difference. Invisible wall right there, between the two steps, okay, go get them, tigers. Do your mood.

So Natasha, who's been avoiding Dave and running away from Dave for days now, is now just sitting there staring at Dave. Like now he's got your tent, it's like now he's being like argumentative and nasty. And now you're willing to sit there. Leave the room, leave the room. I need to be on this boat just ushering people.

Like, okay, you're done. Get go on, all right, pocket, this is a no loading zone. All right. We need to be there with clipboards and whistles. So every time Kyle's like, so hard, is cheese cleave, I'll just come out, let's blow the whistle. Broom!

Unprofessional boundary crust. Go back to the gallery. Exactly. So speaking of Kyle is claiming a toilet. He's like, oh my God, what life is? Honestly. Speaking of Kyle is claiming a toilet. He's like, oh my God, what life is honestly? And then we see Courtney, she's like in a tender and they've given Courtney this like very uninteresting arc

for the episode, which is like, can Courtney drive a tender today? And she's like, oh I'm really nervous about it, but because things can go wrong, like you can crash a tender, especially if you're twirking while you're driving, very dangerous, but I can't help myself, I love to twirl. I love that that's her whole thing, because last week was getting the tender on the chain, wasn't it? When she's like, yeah, try that once, and then the chain hit me in the face, and I had to walk where I was with the bruise on my face. And they're like, oh my god, she got it on the chain.

So yeah, now she is trying to deal with a tender after surviving the chain, chain drama last week. And she's like, it's just a little difficult because it's just buttons and does not look like a thrust, uh, whatever. And so she's like going back and forth a little bit. It's like nothing too dramatic. And Sandy is just watching like a proud mom's like, oh, yeah. Oh, she's got to dock that tender.

Come on. You can do it. Oh, yeah, that's awesome. Look at her look at her. Oh, she's going forward now. This is great. This is great guys Courtney's like what are you putting through all the long day? It's like that thing people used to do like pat your head and rub just don't make it the same who invented that anyway It's the most important thing ever invented that anyway, it's the most important thing ever. Ha ha ha ha oh my god, these people are so hot. Look at this one. His favorite cuisine is Yasqueee. And then hold on, let me turn the page over. Oh, on the other page, it says, eee, na.

I'm a, what you guys didn't know that I'm probably going to lose my job after this, right? And then he holds up a picture of the main guy. Brilliant with me, he's brilliant I can tell. All right. He's like, you know, you know, sometimes you test the water and it could be shark and fish and water. Or it could not be, oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I've all made sure it gets bloody neat, haaan.

And Natalia's like, normally he calls me steward, but to not he can call me deity. And kind of like, snip, snip, snip, snip, snip, snip, snip, snip. This is my childhood of showing Natalia. Go down to the laundry. So, so now provisions and the sliders on the way, but before the slide arrives,

Natasha is talking to the provisioner. She's like, you have the ones for the taste in. Let's go with the ones. So you know this means that either there are no wines, like it's missing wines, or there's gonna be some issue with the wine tasting later because we've already heard too much about a wine tasting. Yeah, and she's like, I feel like one pairing is what you don't get every day.

You miss standard restaurant. It takes service from here to here. It's similar to here, but here. I don't trust a shot girl to be my sommelier. Is that shitty to say? I just don't. I think my experience they are not the same person. I love the year.

I feel like the person making the neon blue raspberry ecto cooler shots, that's not the same one I want to do. Like it has to note stuff the springtime improvise. Oh my God, I'm so sorry, but I have a wine key that I usually keep in here in my office in case I have a topo chico to pop open. And I think the other day I was like, you know, this is sick that I have a wine key in my office.

Like this is so gross, I'm taking this downstairs. I guess what, I brought up a topo chico today and I don't have the wine key and I know that I took it downstairs but I'm still looking through every drawer in the office trying to find the wine key. God dammit! I thought you were setting up some jokes

since we were talking about wine tastes. You know, you're setting up a joke about like, I normally have a wine key so I thought you were gonna do some joke about like, you're gonna present some sort of shot or whatever. No, you're really looking for your wine key. I just keep opening the same drawer over and over again. Why don't you buy a second wine key

so that we have a wine key for your Tupacicos up there, but then you have your wine key for downstairs when you use the open up. No, I just feel, let's feel growth. I feel like I'm in a dive or heart attack or something, and they're gonna come into my house and be like, oh my God, his office, he's got a wine key and Tutsi Roll wrapers in here.

Like, no, what are you guys? The wine key is not gonna stop you from opening the Tupacicos, just gonna make it more annoying if you don't want to. It is, because now I'm on it you don't want to open it up. You're still going to open it up and drink it. I know, but now how do you open it? I'm like, oh, maybe if I just bang the bottle top on the desk.

Wait, you don't even need a wine key. You just need a bottle opener. You don't have one. That's what the bottle opener is on. It's on my wine key. Oh, god. Darling, you have to put it on your, do you have keys on you right now? No, I put, you leave the keys in the bowl.

All right. So you don't lose your keys. I got that from absolutely fabulous. Leave your keys in the bowl, darling. So they're downstairs. Okay. Anyway, personally, I was going to say you should have a bottle opener on your key chain. That's the real thing that you should be doing. I hate key chains. So, um, let's see. Well, that, I can't help with that. OK, so Natasha's like, so then. Thank you for writing. She's got.

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I love my kid, but wherever you get your podcasts. You can listen ad-free on the Amazon Music or Wondery app. So she talks about wine pairing. She explains why wine pairing is special. And then she's in the kitchen, in the galley, and it's like awkward and silent because she's like moving around day. If he's like, I don't speak to her not so did you say something? No, are you sure? Did you check your inner monologue? I thought I heard you're in a monologue

So then Kyle and Talia and Natalia you're talking. He's like told y'all what are you doing? We need to help and you literally check the don't treat me speak don't I mean What are you gonna wear for doing laundry? Huh? He said maybe you should be faster with the thing He's just fucking around. He's just nervous because there's hot gays coming on and he's getting at, he's like really nervous on how he's going to be received by them. That's what all this is. So then of course Natasha is texting La and she's like sorry I can't text regularly someone keeps living the fridge door open. Did you text something? No. So he's like you're the hardest working person I've ever met. She goes I'm trying my best. She's saying I'm trying my best while the other two's

do's are arguing behind her head about like could you hit me out at least I got you the long track we have to do longer on now I should you want to be sure that's what you mean the gas so now the slide comes it's the slide delivery and sees like tonic central haha and storms like we have half an hour. I have no idea what to do.

I'm just going to have to fake this slide because I'm 100% green in motor yachts, but I'm not green with the world. And I need to know if my input is welcome. That's Jason. I was like, what does this sound like? Storm. Jason's like, I'm like 100% green. I'm very adding. But I'm like, I had that's really good monologue, but I'm going to give it to you, Jason.

Why don't you say it instead? You know, I just, I want to monologue unless I'm going to give it a hundred and ten percent. And I really don't want to. You do it, Jason. Fine. As someone who worked in finance, I'm 100% green to the mega-yotting world, but I'm not 100% green to every other yotting. And so, I actually do have experience not only in boating, but also sailing, which some could argue is the same as boating, I don't know, but then sailors probably wouldn't

like that. So, the challenge I'm having is knowing if my input is welcome or if I'm barking up the wrong tree. But this fucking guy, okay, this guy, he's like, I have no experience. Who cares what you have experienced? And have you put up a slide? No, you haven't.

You haven't gotten a slide from the delivery truck into an actual yacht. Okay, then shut the fuck up, Jason. Shut up. No, exactly. So there's like all, the slide is like really heavy and they're like, the thing is like is they have to put in the tender first, but if they just drop in the tender,

it's gonna break the tender, and then they can attach it to lines, and everything. And Jason is just hanging off the side of the boat, and it'll be a bumper, which feels like the slide would do more damage to the yacht than the dolphin would be at that point. So it's all this drama,

it's all this, they're like lowering it down on the whole group is there, they've called Dave to help and they're like lowering this slide onto the tender and Sandy's just watching. She's like, yeah, that's good. Wow, 500 pounds, that's what you call a team working together. Okay, that's great.

Hey guys, did Jason have any ideas? I said the bumper, we said no. Bull guys, did Jason have any ideas? I said the bumper. We said no. Bullying, you're bullying me. Okay guys, you know what, I've got an idea. You know what's a real good arc that everybody combined over? Courtney and the tender.

Can Courtney drive the tender? And she's like, oh, come, do you want me to drive it? Drive the tender, I can't wait to see this. Hey, and just as an option, you can always put it in neutral and just push yourself off the boat. Just say, I'm the dolphin now. Look for the loop. Once your stern is in the hole, so mickey me hooney already. Shut up, Kyle. You're not in the scene. All right.

So it's fine. They get the they get the slide onto the crane and the crane yanks it up. So then now more cleaning, more last minute cleaning, and then Kyle of course is, and he's in a tizzy. He's like, oh my gosh, I didn't even have put in a bit of powder on. Fuck me, Rod. Now, hi Natasha, I got the best plan for us on this trip. Let's be smart So arrival so it's the gaze and they're like oh my god. I hope we have a gay one

and I hope they're hot and if they're hot That would be really bad and so Chris like oh my god. He's so hot I'm claiming By the way if you're clammy, don't say that to people. It's like, I'm gonna trust that you're clammy. I don't need to have a tactile verification that you are clammy as well. So, I hate to be the person to bring up health on a show when someone just wants to have a fun,

sluddy time. You know, I'm all for a fun, sluddy time, but sir, didn't you just have two teeth pulled yesterday? Like gross, gross, okay? You just smell like blood and you've got open wounds in your mouth. What are you doing? Well, of the gaze, there's one guy who's really tall.

His name is Frank. I feel like I recognize Frank, watching be like, in porn or something like that. But he looks like, I feel like, like, as he comes to a crap and show, I swear I've recognize Frank watching be like in porn or something like that But he looks like I feel like I like as he come to a crap and show I swear I've seen Frank before as he come to one of our shows Okay, we're gonna say he hasn't that way if we make fun of Frank. It's not awkward. Not like we're making fun of someone who came to one of our shows So he's it's Frank and kind of like oh my god see is this tall, beautiful smile on thinking holy ho, Lord's like me. Oh! He's like making noises and beaming and he's like, oh my god, I'm vibing and Josh is like, oh yeah, he's fit.

He's shot up, this is it, you're mumbling, slot. This is not for straight girls, Who had your episode last on? It's for me. So the den crew is trying to get the luggage and storms like, where's the luggage? There's the luggage. There's the luggage. All right, that's one of the calls with luggage

and Jason can storm. Do less. Yeah. And he's like, there's not on my vocabulary, but you know what is in my vocabulary? Put it in drive. My mother said that to me when I was five. Okay, bullying. So they come up the gaze, come on board and attach us like, here come my board. As captain Sandy said, welcome to your home away from home.

Here's some more bear smoothness for you. Mixed with cream, the menthen gear, sour and I'm so glad that I finally have a strike grip of friends here. This is gonna be penis, painless, painless, painless. Cheers for the quiz. Okay. But you're fired. I'm gonna fire this guy every fucking episode. I know. Well, he was, I mean, listen, the joke about like, it's nice to finally have some straight friends. That's fine. That's fine. But then he goes, it's gonna be penis, penis, penis, penis.

I'm like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. And I honestly, I even think it's weird that he's going cheers to the queers. I just don't think that like, that's not like his place to make the funny toast, you know? Yeah, so then the captain is doing her favorite thing looking at the screen She's like whoa doesn't look bad at all. I don't see any bumps on their rising except on Kyle's penis probably He's right at the end of this charater for sure so then He's going to end this chapter for sure. So then Storm is like, I'm really nervous.

For any dog, doggy operations from here on out, I'm nervous, okay? Cause the last time, I don't know if you heard about this, we hear the dolphin. And then of course we see for the 10th time in this episode, the, you know. Kyle, I mean, Storm, we can't hear, you can't hear your distances, we hear the dolphin.

All right, Kyle, I mean, storm, storm, our line 10, our line 10. Let me know when I'm free to swing. On free to swing. Not you, Kyle. You're not in this scene. So the the guys are on their tour and they want to be kitchen, which is hilarious. They're like, we want to catch in. So then Frank is talking to Kyle and he's like, hey, so they're like, how tall are you? And the other guy's like, Frank, it's not a competition. So Kyle goes and looks at like the light switch plate to check his teeth and check his makeup.

And then Taliah is like, welcome to the party. I have to cover my eyes. There's definitely hot girls summer, the time going on here. Because one of the twin guys is in like a little tiny pink speed out. She's like a mini. He's like a mini Frankie Garando, which says something. So someone's like, Frank, are you nervous? And Cargus, oh, I am. And he's like Frank are you nervous and Kyle goes oh I am and he's like um

you look great. Oh when I saw you coming that's small it's everything. He's like anything else can disappear but the smile is golden. I was like what is going on here. First of all it was so strange how Frank was like you look great. Like what is this clunky flirting you? First of all, it was so strange where Kyle Frank was like, you're like great. Like, what is this clunky flirting you're doing in front of everyone? It's so strange.

It felt almost like he was put up to say that. Like when his friend said, say something like, come out. So then Kyle's like, believe speed down, but there is a gold bloody lord. Have you ever seen the yellows, the size of earth quakehold? What's an earth quakehold?

Don't know, but they're big and they're the size of those n what's an earthquake hold don't know but they're big and they're the size of those nipples and I never heard I never thought I had a nipple fancy enjoyment pink cake nipple Frank so then Kyle is talking to the girls and he's like okay he's what he been I can't tell you that's the smallest it touched us like, Yeah, I'm gonna let Kyle float with Frank, but he can not go any further. They need to be careful because if the captain finds out that he could lose his job over this.

Okay. So now they're setting a tie, hey, time to put out an anchor. So let's do three shackles and then let the other shackle out. Okay, it's gonna be really four shackles and then let the other shackle out. Okay, it's going to be really four shackles, but we're going to have a little bit of a little spensel build and then four shackle. And you know what I'm saying? All right, shackle time.

So Kyle was talking to Frank and he's like, set wig from Italy. And he says London and Kyle's like, interesting. I'm saying for a car. And then he winks it in and like shimmies. Yeah. And then he goes, I see you staring at my lips to have something on them. He's like, it's like a thirst flirt. It's sort of interesting. And Frank says, no, no, you're totally fine. You just, you do have very white teeth.

So do you. So do you. Big what, Tith? Oh, no, don't say your nipples. Look how big they are. Just like two giant manhole covers. What they own your chest? So, Kyle's like, yeah, those are your nipples! Look how big they are! Just like two giant manhole covers, they're on your chest. So, Kyle's like, yeah, yeah, one of the limitations is we can't have relations with the gas, because it's unprofessional. And the producer's like, well, one could argue that you are being

unprofessional already. And he's like, oh, okay, you mean you could all keep on being unprofessional, and I would agree. So then there's just like more drinks and David's making tacos for lunch and David tells us, this is the hardest chart of season I've ever done because of the situation in Natasha. We weren't dating but it does feel like a breakup. I feel silly saying it but it feels feels like Tauterana sticks seeing her. She's back with a boyfriend now and until she absolutely despises me as almost as I did, I'm just gonna hang in there and make these very, very difficult tacos. Dana, Tauterana stick. I love what he says. The hardest char hardest chart he's ever done in his making talk.

Come on. Yeah, that's what I'm talking about. So lunch is served and then the slide. Now it's for some slide drama. So they're trying to figure out how to do this slide because they're on a ridiculous stupid Ikea boat, right? So Storm's like, well, Rick and we throw it over then and he's like, I just remember it is horrible to deal with.

And now that it's four new people who have never done this before on a boat that has never had a slide before, it's daunting. What will happen? And then inside Natasha's cleaning and so her boyfriend is texting her being like, keep in there, Natasha, you're amazing. And she's like, longed, but by the way, how many times does she have to say I'm working really hard? She's like, long distance relationships and yachting, I'm as simple as possible. Not like you can sit there and type out a 10 page essay. But God, by George, I'm going to try while everyone else is cleaning. So Kyle is offering water to the gas and he's like still sparkling and Frank is like still please and we like I appreciate you know I appreciate you know I appreciate you the most white shimmy I'm like

enough with this like water jug flirting so you're like a diner waitress on an 80's mom, you know? I was like, oh, there, did a skull clang, um, wink. Oh, I miss you, this client. So then, there's just like a slide chaos as usual. And Storm is just talking about how he's never done a slide before, but he's just gonna fake it till you make it baby, kind of like a driver's license, right? So then inside Jennifer,

who is the one who's had a very serious photo, but she didn't really act like I thought she's gonna be a very serious person and like not fun and dour, but she's fine. And she's like, so Frank and Kyle are gonna be boyfriends, and I'm going to marry them. And Frank is like, I need a boyfriend. And then this twink is like, I'd been here all this time. been here all this time. Alright, slide it that way, wait from the raft, wait from the raft. Okay, guys, this is, you guys, this cannot be on the line. Okay, I'm gonna hold the line, I'm gonna hold the line. And Storm is like, what is this knot that you've made, Jason? A bowline.

It's not a bowline, it is dude, it's a bowline. And Jason tells us, dude, if I'm explaining knots to you, I don't know what to say You look like an idiot Like someone who never works in commodities so storm is like next time do the Roy and all and he's like well We both said you bow lines and I did a fucking bow line. You put more pressure. It gets stronger. That's how it works Learn your knots. It has to release the pressure. That's how Belon works. And he goes, fuck off! Jesus. And the captain says,

It has to be moved to the life after life raft. You can't just cut that end. Can you cut it? And Jason's like, I mean, we'll lose six enchants of rope before we do it that way. And she's like, find it and just do it. And Storm's like, you have to do the line. This is like, what is wrong with you? And Jason's just like, find and just do it. And Storm's like, you have to do the line. This is like, what is wrong with you? And Jason's just like, fuck off. And so I, of course, Googled, what is a bow line?

And it says, the bow line is an ancient, and might say, it says, this is like Wikipedia. The bow line is an ancient and simple knot, used to form a fixed loop at the end of a rope. It has the virtues of both being easy to tie and untie. Most notably, it is easy to untie after being subjected to a load, which also sounds like my mortar for this chaff,

my rot. But my point is that when Jason's like, no, the Jason said, the more pressure you put on at the tighter it gets, he is wrong. It is official. Wikipedia says he is wrong. So for those who are wondering, Jason's wrong in a nestle. And they couldn't entice it because it was wrong, right?

They had to cut it. So at lunchtime, so the guys are talking and went, like, oh my God, so we went to Iceland and apparently Iceland is now very gay and a very vegan. And Jennifer's like, I know, because every gay I know has been to Iceland. And this game group of friends is this, I want this group of friends. Are they just, how do you know has been to Iceland? What are you talking about?

Oh, they are, they're, this is like, they're definitely like in the scene. So then, but then the guy who went to Iceland is like, except, you know, it's, it's everything's vegan, except then when we ordered mozzarella sticks, they gave us mozzarella sticks with ketchup. And then Jennifer's like, I feel like people think Marin Arasos and ketchup are the same, which I was like, I think Jennifer and I could be friends. I like that sort of feel like they're not the same. I'm like, I feel that way too, Jennifer.

So then Storm sends Z down the slide and the captain's like, you guys did it, you did it. All right, everybody meet for hugs, meet for hugs. So then Storm is telling Z and he's telling Z that Jason told them to fuck off and he's like and if he does it again, he's gone Yeah, and then Z goes and tells court Courtney what happened and she's like, he's so fucking annoying So then now Kyle is talking to flirting more with Frank and he's like, so how old are you? And he's like 37, 37, what fucking crimes are you using? Okay, ordinary, what that skin, it's miraculous. You know what that skin is almost as golden as that smile, what a golden smile, take away everything,

leave me to smile. So he runs down and tells Tasha, I'm a court-extend CV man, she's like, what's wrong with that? It's excellent for you kidding me, it's a matured and you want! Jacob is the love of your life! Literally everyone has to spend their eyes lint! Oh wow, Dave, have you been to Iceland? Did you say something there for Iceland? So the chef is trying to flatten pasta, but his pasta flatten everything isn't working.

Yeah. So Tasha comes in and she's like, all right, well, I want to talk about the one, Perrin. And he's like, there's this is ridiculous. There's no clamp for this machine. I need you to hold it. Did you say something?

Just hold the pasta thing. Oh, all right. It's very much in ivory in this moment, by the way. Like that she has to hold down the pasta machine while he like turns out these flat sheets of pasta. Like the sexual tension between us is so thick, like these sheets of pasta. Ugh.

So she's reading the menu as she holds the thing and she's like, All right, they're in smoked tuna tartare. And she's like, I want it all done at the same time. She's like, well, but I've got the wine pair in, so it might be too much. Well, maybe some of these are going to shop here in there. Not a great pivot. And then he's like, he's like, you do whatever you do whatever I'm going to do. You do whatever you want. I'm going to do this anyway. And then he tells us, I have no idea what she's

thinking or how she feels. We're doing a wine pairing if we're doing buffet. I'm like, well, the way don't do a buffet. Why would you do around the world as buffet? She just told you she's doing a wine pairing so you don't do a buffet. Sir, that's what you do. Yeah, but also, by the way, I don't know if you noticed this when she's reading the menu, you can see through the paper, because it's like backlit or something. And it's so funny that there's very fancy wine pairing experience. It's just like, I need to do a one pound to elevate it. And then like the font of the, on top of the menu,

it says, let's take a trip around the world in basically Comic Sans font. And there's all these little clip arts of like, Eiffel towers and like, international things and flags. It's like the most,

it's like a giddy party. She's like, it's gonna be elevated with a one-parent. You're like, that's gonna be elevated with a lawn pattern. You're gonna see how this one pairs with every Chuckie cheese in the world. Did you know that a Chuckie cheese in Japan serves a different type of pizza? Then a Chuckie cheese, Nidale.

And he's like, oh, I'm just doing a buffet. I want to say, I'm just doing straight food. Give me a bee at Blondney. You work on a super yacht, okay? And all of their friends have been to Iceland. They're not going to be happy with that. So the chefs like, well, at least you know how to do pasta now. Just say, did you say something? You're done girl. You're done. It's time for commercial. It's time for a crapence commercial. So, um, so now, uh, Storm is talking to Natalia about Jason, and he's like, he's out of control.

He's out of control. It's like what the police said after they were chasing me down the streets when I was six years old in my toyotic hammery. I'm out of control. So what I drove on the wrong side, so what I drove, he put a ticket at to traffic, it was my right as a child to fake it as I make it on the streets. So he decides that he's just gonna take this as a challenge and learn how to manage his team. And, um, I'm telling you,

it's like, don't talk to me, do you work then? It's so dramatic. Or I, and he's like, all right, kiss you later.

Oh, no, Jesus, it's what I need. It's what I know it's with all I know And then she is kneeling on top of the table while decorating it. Yeah, like I Want to I'm firing everybody okay? You're ready for everyone so Kyle is now talking to the guests and he's like they're like Hey, when was the last time you were with someone? He's like, I'm a gold, it's been since November. Look, he's not algorithmic thing. Yeah, and they're like, oh, why is that?

He's quick. They're like, oh, you poor thing. And someone says, oh my god, I'm like, really, against this holding, it's like you appearing. And then think you're gonna hang out with us. And then you go back inside of the kitchen and don't hang out and cause like, oh, no, it's like really pissing me off, but low key.

I'm on break right now, as the side of the right now, by me, and car's like, oh yeah, it's like really pissing me off, but low key, I'm on break right now, as decided right now by me, and they're like, sit down, he's like, okay. So then he likes it's down to like hang out and chat with them. He's like, for the record, this is Red Bull, all right. And, what the goss is? You can tell me the goss, by the way, this is like my dream, right?

I'm like, this is, this does not feel right or professional at all. I'm firing him again, even though you're already fired him. Fired. So now Natalia is talking to the chef and she's like, my gold coil is such a flare. Like someone's got to do it and she tells us this is certain like lying with the gas. Like if you're attracted obviously flare, but I don't think you sleep with them in the guest keeping. I mean, do the devil's dick in there, you know. If you want a kiss, he was going to stop you though.

Alright, so you've done that, she goes, no. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hey, broke up with me right after the kiss though. I really don't know why, but he just started pretending I wasn't there, you know? I started folding up swarms for his tails, nothing. I just started coming and fighting dead swarmed floor, you know what I mean? Really helped my feelings.

I've got problems with relationships ever since. I don't do deep, I don't do deep. I don't do deep. So then the storm is talking to Jason and so they have to like raise a trampoline out of the water. So they are pulling up this trampoline thing and Jason's in the water to help guide it along. And Jason has ideas of like, oh, you should bring it up with a jet ski or something. He has like some idea that they're ignoring. And Jason's like, I think I have a problem with authority

when I 100% think that they're wrong because I love to say everything in 100%. Like I'm not 100% green in yachting, but I'm 100% green in mega yachting. So anyway, I can't actively 100% do something poorly if I know better, more efficient way of doing it. Like a fucking amateur hour. I'm like sir, you were the one who got the bowline wrongs, you've lost all your legitimacy. Shush.

You've never done this before, shut up! So Storm's like, Jason, can you swim the trampoline over? We're gonna lift it in the cradle. He's like, oh my! I think it would be better to like lift it this way. Um, this is fucking imbecile. And Courtney's like, oh my god, he's just being traumatic like always. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, So it gets windy. There's like gusts of wind all of a sudden. And so this trampoline that's dangling there, it starts to twirl in the wind and they're like, oh no, we got to secure it down. It's gonna flap in the wind. And so they need, they need Jason to attach a second

line to it and Jason's on the water. So storm's like, Jason, Jason, attach a line, Jason, Jason, but Jason's ignoring. Jason looks right at him and just ignores him. Just keeps swimming. And Storm's like today's been intense. Jason has been insubordinate and I'm not entirely sure what he's good at, but I suppose it's up to me to find out and motivate him to do.

Is that a modern thing? Like someone sucks, so you have to find a way to motivate them to not suck. Fire him. Yeah, that's the motivation you give him find a way to motivate them to not suck. Fire him. Yeah, that's the motivation you give him. I'm motivated to leave the boat. I've never had a boss. He's like, Ronnie, how can I inspire you more today? Okay? You know what they inspire me with? They throw knives across the kitchen. So meanwhile, we're starting to approach dinner time. So Natasha tells Kyle that it's going to be

a, she's like, that there's going to be a wine pairing. She. So Natasha tells Kyle that it's gonna be a, she's like, that there's gonna be a wine pairing because she's like, oh yeah, it's around the world. And so they're getting ready for that. And meanwhile, Sandy calls Storm to the bridge and she's like, hey, Storm, do you wanna see what an anchor drag looks like?

Okay, no, stop looking at Kyle, that's not an anchor drag. That okay no stop looking at stop looking at Kyle that's not an anchor drag that's just a future regular drag so she's like here it looks like see look look see it's ever okay you have her play with an interest sketch you didn't really know what you wanted to draw so just sort of moving a bunch of directions that's what this is like it it's fun right look she's going she she's going. She's going. And look, what's it doing now? It's coming back. It's coming back around. That's what you want to look for on anchor watch. Okay. So how does he not know how to do anchor watch? Isn't that a thing like every deck can does? Don't they take turns doing anchor watch? I was confused

by this. How green is this guy I know I was a little concerned about that too. So now Dave is starts telling us about his menu for Around the world. So he tells us there's tuna tartare from France Lobster ravioli from Italy mushroom glizz bow from China Fish and chips from England and Maggie Sliders from America. I was like, that doesn't feel that around the world. There's like a little pit stop in China,

but everything's pretty much just like standard European dash of American. I was like, could we get some Indian or Southeast Asian or South America? It's just like, you know what the world is bigger than like French Italian and English food, right? Yeah, well, he said he wants to do street food.

Dave is very low effort, you know? And he hasn't been yelled at by anybody yet, and nobody's really complained about his food, so I think he's getting away with it. But I think we're seeing a lot of low effort shift from Dave. Yeah, it's tuna tartar street food. I'm just trying to calibrate. It's lobster, ravi tartar street food. I'm just trying to just trying to calibrate is lobster, ravilloli street food. Just you know what you know what everybody wants to get

from a truck on a hot night after a club raw fish. I know. Well, like yeah, let's get some let's just walk around the streets with some tuna tartar. So exactly darling come to so so now Kyle they all the gaze sat down at the table. Kyle's presenting this like child like menu to them. And now Kyle has unbuttoned his uniform all the way almost all the way down to the navel which I thought

was hilarious. He's just like so ready. And he's probably going to get on. Someone goes, um, did you hear what we're doing? And one of the other guys goes having a classy dinner and Kyle goes, period. Yes. I was like, did Kyle just do his version of period with the T at the end? Because that shit's not. Yeah. I think it was. So Natasha is very wily, because she knows they've wants to do buffet, but she's just going to manipulate out a wine thing no matter what. So she's like, if Habat would just

put out the tuna tartare so we can get some food up the ounce and drinks, what do you think about that? Dave is like, oh, that sounds OK. So this is her way of forcing onto the table. Right. So she announces the one for the tunitartar. It's like, you know, it's like two buck chuck. I don't really see, she knows her wine so well.

Well, did you hear her description? She goes, this past one would tunitartar, because it's dry, crisp, and elegant. I was like elegant. Oh. But I thought it was funny, because it's elegant. I was like, elegant. But I thought it was funny, because it's like, as street tuna tartar.

But it's like, is that how we, like, oh, you'll notice it has a nice finish of elegance. So, please tell us why diamonds little bit of jatun there. So, he, Dave puts up, like, to this, the, mean the Tuna Tartar looks lovely. They all arrive in little domes with smoke and they do the thing where they release the dome, this roll, the dome, the smoke. But by the way, if this was a buffet, you're just going to have these domes of smoke sitting

on the table. Like when you actually look at how he was going to, that he was going to serve all the food all at once, it would have been a disaster. Yeah. look at how he was going to that that he's going to serve all the food all at once. It would have been a disaster. Yeah, and there's always this person at the table when you get to tartar. Oh my god, this is so fresh. Like, were you expecting rancid tuna? So proud. I was like, cheers, quiz, cheers, quies. And, uh, Josh is's like, Wow, seeing these guests love the enhanced experience of the one parent, may, may feel good. May I be more chic, could you pick going?

So Dave is like, all good, Dasha. They're loving the one parent. So, then he goes, Oh, so you want me to keep doing it one at a time? She's, I think that would be better. I think it'd be a little nicer. I think there'd be a genre there. Dave, can you do that?

I get tired, Dave. I can do it. I just, then join it. It's a bit more elegant, which is a taste now, by the way. Well, if it's better for you, then do that. And then he tells us, this is a huge change. We discussed this. Yeah, she told you was, she was doing the wine pairing and you tried to shovel buffet out there of hamburgers,

okay? Yeah. Not only a buffet, a buffet of fucking hamburgers, Dave. Seriously, this would have been just the shittiest buffet. Who wants it? Like, I understand like, in all you, like, in all around the world buffet. But if you're doing around the world buffet, then you actually need to have like a whole bunch of nationalities represented. This is not, by the way, this is not me being PC, it being like representation.

It's just like, does the theme. You can't just do like three European one American, and then you have like one Chinese. Like if that's just not what you look for in around the world, you wanna feel like you're going around the world for crying out loud and by the way the way you make it Okay, I'm getting really involved in this But like the way you get make it feel around the world The is you course it out so you feel like you're going on a journey for crying out loud

No one wants a plate with a hamburger and a ravioli You know and and a spoonful of tuna tartar Yeah, cuz the ravioli is in like a it's a single ravioli in a spoonful of tuna tartar. Yeah, because the ravioli's in like a, it's a single ravioli in a bowl of broth. So you're gonna put out a whole bunch of bowls of broth in one corner of the table. And so it's like, oh, now I'm gonna do, I'm gonna take a spoon of tartar. Oh, now I'll take my one ravioli.

That's, that would be, that's just, it's bizarre. Yeah, so she's like, I think I need more plates. I'm gonna be done a lot of plate changes. And I was like need more play. It's probably gonna be done a lot of play changes and guys like THOCK ME! So now comes the play drama of course. So she announced this is a PenoGreesio. She goes 2020! Like wow. I think you like the flavors of this PenoGreesio because the bottom, it has a neck, but then sort of round the autumn two-thirds of it, in jai.

It's gonna work perfectly with lobster ravioli because it's fun loving. So one of the guys is like, oh my god, what if wine tasted all the same? Now let's not forget, these are the people who went to Iceland and ordered mozzarella sticks So like Dave is getting really mad this episode that is usually fucked up I'm like these kids don't care about food. Oh So funny to me for some reason What if all the lawn is the same Tasted every time

So the Raviyali is served. And one of the guys is like, oh my God, a single Raviyali. How bougie! And then Dave. So Dave's drama is that his sliders have to go back in the oven to warm up. Oh, heaven forbid you have to remake some sliders. All the finesse that that requires. So he's like, yes, the one airiring has slowed my service so much that my food, much like

the heart inside me, has dried out and died. My burgers, like Kaya, later this evening, are massively fucked. So massively, my sl sliders which this entire chart are relies on. So then so then Natasha presents like a key aunty and she's like yes I are really well with the the pork bun because pork buns have consonants in them and when you say, talk about this consonants and this consonants in the word kiyanti and jai. You might taste it, it's a bit jittery. So the chef is like, well, we should have settled

this up at the same time and kind of like, that's what I was saying. Well, because then what happened was Dave sent up the, he sent up the sliders instead of the buns and we know the buns were supposed to be next because earlier Dave had gone through the menu and bun sliders were the last thing. So now they are now they have wine for the buns but they've received sliders instead. Oh God. So Kyle's like this was supposed to be a buffet. We need to change it. This is crazy.

And Natasha is realizing way too late that she needs a ton of help and all the deck crew is asleep. So she's trying to call them, but nobody's coming. And the kind of like, this is a lot to deal with. Bryce the bitch. Yeah, he's like, this is insane. And Natasha's like, it's like this is inside and Natasha's like it's not my so Yeah, will those pork buns make it that's basically what it is like will the gaze like they're dried out sliders will the pork buns make it to the table time will tell death time will tell. Well, that brings us to the end of below Dick Mediterranean. Fun times everybody. Thank you so much for being with us. We will not be doing Mary to medicine tomorrow. Instead, we will be coming back Thursday with Real Housewives of Dubai because they're having their first reunion ever and we have not been keeping up with that show on the Dubai, because they're having their first reunion ever, and we've

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