Watch What Crappens - Below Deck Med: Gone With the Wind Scale

Episode Date: October 13, 2020

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Hi, how's it going? Everything's great, baby. How's it going with you? Um, I am thrilled. It's our last day of below deck met it not last day. It's the season finale of below deck med. I'm sure we have reunions coming up But I'm excited because it means it's gonna be the last time hopefully that I have to see Alex wave at the camera and go bye-bye friend zone I can't stand that every time to play that Bye bye

Bye Friend zone, we never really commented on it I feel like every single week they they roll that clip and I'm like stop it. I don't care and he's just still be firmly in the friend zone I'm like, I know I mean, I know that bugs. He's made out with him drunk a couple of times, but yeah I think he's maybe a little more into it than bugs I think so I think so and also he lives in like Boston and she lives in South Africa So there will be some issues I mean they're basically and it's like

They're literally in opposite hemisphere's you know like West northwest versus South East or anyway the point is this literally in opposite hemisphere, you know, like, Northwest versus South East or anyway, the point is this, the point is this, it's like, I'm stupid and I'm not even gonna argue with where they are. I'm an ignorant person, I don't know where those places are, and I'm okay with that. That's okay. I never thought it was, and we're water birds, okay?

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But today everybody, it's not time for dwell hello. It's time for dwell. Good boy. dwell good boy. Maritime dwell good boy. Yeah. That's right. Norma just couldn't put it through for any more episodes.

And we're done. We're done with the season. Norma, couldn't put it pull it through for any more episodes and We're done. We're done with the season normal tough season I hope the show has learned to stop putting fucking couples on the show. Okay, stop it And you're not now it's watching three lame couples, okay? It's bad enough It's like being a waiter and working Valentine's Day and everybody's a couple and it sucks, okay? They all suck now all of those all of you and couples, great. Glad for you. Don't want to be a part of it. Okay, don't want to hear you talking over dinner.

Don't want to watch you on my TV, you know, when you're supposed to be cleaning the deck. How is it that Pete and Lara's voicemail are the best couple on this show at this point? Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, how is that? How is that? How did that work out? Well, we don't know because Pete got fired so, Pete is still...

I think he says one thing today, like the car is here, like he says one little thing, but yeah, we don't know what ever happened to Pete. He's gone and rightly so late. I think he's on OnlyFans, actually. I think I heard that he's doing only fans, which is horrifying and any of though I didn't view paying to watch Pete jerk off shame on you. Okay. Yeah, at least invest in Bruno Bruno At least let's have like a great body, you know, I mean pizza muscular, but if you're gonna do only fans give it to Bruno not to Pete Or just someone else entirely

Yeah, you never know. I mean it's below deck. They could have a whole section on only fans. I know as a year's really good They do have a fun history with only fans and porn start them. Don't they yeah, they really do Okay, so here we are last day of charter and Guess guess what something super exciting to bring news of. Justin Robber fighting guys. Justin Robber fighting. Okay. So the episode opens up with basically an extreme close-up of Rob's shoulder because he's

standing right in front of the camera and Jess is in her bathroom. They're in a bunk, you know. And so she's like, you said a few times, I'm out of here, I'm not doing this, that's a positive growth, the right of leaving the relationship. Yes, Jess, you are correct. And therefore, you should leave the relationship because you shouldn't be dealing with someone who gives you passive, aggressive threats about leaving a relationship. Move on, move on.org.

And also, it's not passive, aggressive. It's actually leaving the relationship, saying I'm out of here. Okay, so there's nothing passive, aggressive, aggressive about that. It's just aggressive. Actually. It's just stating, I'm out of here, I'm sick of here. Okay, so nothing I think it's just aggressive about that. It's just aggressive. Actually, it's just stating I'm out of here. I'm sick of this relationship So then we get one of Rob's very spiritual relationships and this is why you should never date anybody who's spiritual like this because they're full Shit, okay, she's like I'm so you're so aggressive and he's like that's maybe from your past and I'm telling you

I don't want to deal with that petty shit that's on you. I've spent enough energy trying to convince somebody I love them. I'm exhausted. I've reached a point where I've started to question Bali. Yeah, this is by way, this is how fuck boys work. Okay, they come on strong because they want to get you into bed. Okay, and then they do that. They're happy. They tried it out. It was fun for them And now he wants to move on But the way a fuckboy works is instead of saying listen, that was fun

I just really only want to have sex with you Which is admittedly cruel what they do is then they start to gaslight you make you crazy and then when you act crazy They say this is just too much work. It's exhausting. I don't know if I could do this anymore. It's going too fast I don't know. I mean it's anymore. It's going too fast. I don't know. I mean, it's classic. It's textbook. What he's doing? It is, but Jess is also nuts. Like I can't true. That's a whole other issue. I can't pick sides in this relationship. They're both annoying the fuck out of me at this point. I still pick I still pick Jess's side. Jess has her own issues, which I think I will probably opine on later in the episode when, you know, she really exhibits them more. But right now, this to me is a classic Rob Fuckboy line of bullshit passive aggression,

and I just felt like calling it out, cause it's fun too. So she goes, she's like, and then he goes, knock, knock David. I mean, and David's like, uh, you mean the crossing? Yes David, the crossing god damn it, what do you think I'm talking about? I have only times I fucking knocked on your door stupid. That's on you. All right. You're giving me the feelings right now David.

Right, don't make me feel you're into myself David. Don't get in my head. So you're in to sell cross the Atlantic? No. I said I'm in to play Animal Crossing with you. What's wrong with you? So, hey, Malia, Malia, Malia, we're leaving at 9.15 and guess what?

You're putting on the Fire Truck Hat today. You are gonna drive the Fire Truck. Malia, okay, happy birthday, little tank. So, yeah, Malia gets to take the hat out of the deck and she's like, you know what? Captains don't have to do these things, and I can't thank her enough for that. Now, my question is this, have we consulted

with Miss Mary Time Law? Is this allowed? Is the bossant allowed to be operating the ship? Is this allowed? Because I know, for instance, that when I was like 13, my dad let me sit on his lap and I could drive the car, but I don't think I would be allowed to do that on a road. Okay?

So as long as we're talking about Mary law, I reserve the right to get myself riled up right now for no really good reason, but for the sake of riling myself. You're all fine. On this point. Hey, listen, it's Norma here, Conn. I heard you had Malia driving the boat. You're out of here. Hey, Norma, so I fired myself, so you're going to have to replace me with the new me, okay? Bye So Aisha is dealing with the gas she's like

And they want to take a shot with the crew, but probably not can he happen because not happen. Mary time, ma. That's it. Mary time, Mary time, ma. Hasn't I on the bar? Okay? Well, if someone tripped on a stairway, okay. What if someone tripped on a stairway? What if someone were walking and we're a little on steady and they are shoulder, went up against the wall a little bit and maybe they kind of scraped a little bit or just

maybe they are shurt snagged on something. You know, these are the things we have to think about, okay? So Tom goes up to the crow's nest and he's like, oh, Malia, what the hell are you doing? In the galley, we don't have autopilot chefs and she's like, sure you do, Tom. That's called a microwave. How dare you? How dare you say that?

Okay, I don't mind my bad. I don't mind my grub. What's next? I'm supposed to pitch something after I pitch it. Is that what you're saying, Malia? I won't stand if I go anything with Nixam as opposed to Poochson Fry something after I Pooch's that way saying Malia? Is that what you're saying Malia? I want Sanford's mother! So, uh, the chef has made a special today for breakfast. So, he's like, she won't let you smash your,

which is chickpea stew, or chickpea stew, and eggs beanie beanie. And Z's like, um, I'm definitely going Betty. Why it's only- no mushrooms. No, carragon! I will fucking tell somebody I'm definitely going Betty. White's only, no mushrooms, no carragon. I'm a fucking cow, somebody over at Carragon. I'm just like, right.

I've got a very long story. I don't think the chick piece, do came off too well, Tom. Yeah, I don't think I know how to order it, right? So then we see a quick shot of Jess trying to laundry. She's down on the floor and she's trying to put like, a towel up in the dryer above her. And it just like lands back on her face. I was like, that's a good metaphor. Her experience on the floor and she's trying to put like a towel up in the dryer above her and it just like lands back on her face

I was like that's a good metaphor her experience on the show and it's the last episode So every time something happens it cuts to one of the crewmate or one of the crew members talking about their lives like deeply Yeah, and so first up is Bugsy. She's like having to go in the respect of the crew was challenging But I'm proud of the interior we've come a long way this definitely an expiration date on yachting though eventually I'm going to look at my braids settle and down I feel like Peter Pan and the girls body right now I'm not ready to grow up how dare you Peter Pan is a girls body okay I Want to say that to Sandy Duncan? I fucking dare you. Thank you. Thank you.

I want to call ball only make table scopes. So Alex comes up to the bridge. He's like, I don't feel safe with Captain Candy. Come on, where are you driving? Yeah, he's awful of jokes this episode. Later on, you'll see he does does his he debuts a big joke Where he walks up to someone to get things like oh, I'll tell you I'll see you later and gives like a handshake He's like I just kidding. It's a hug. It's a hug. Okay, so this is I did this is like the foreshadowing of when his like handy jokes begin

Felt free. You have to help for it. I don't feel safe. I don't feel safe. I just kidding. Let's have a hug So Rob is telling him, uh, him and Malia, he's like, well I think I'm not doing the crossing. Animal crossing? What fucking crossing do you think I'm talking about? God damn it. Oh you got to see KK Slider, he has great music. I don't know who that is. He's like, you know what, I think you should do that, but I don't want to be involved in any of this, alright?

I don't want to be involved in any of this, alright? And so Rob's like, well, I want to do it. It would give us a two week break, but I don't want to hurt Jessica. We should go out and enjoy ourselves and all tell her tomorrow. But wait, you just listen, okay? Chris told you, don't tell me you're going to do the crossing if you're not gonna do the crossing. Exactly. He's gonna have to jump through all these hoops to get you on the crossing.

And what did you do? You just told him that you're gonna do the crossing and you're not even sure if you're gonna do the crossing. I mean. I know. That's Rob is infuriating. Infuriating. This is why I'm more on Jessica's side because he's like this throughout his entire life not just with Jessica, you know So yeah, he's doing this thing of like I just want to go out and enjoy myself I'm like Rob are you capable of experiencing joy? You are the most serious person. Yeah, this show has ever seen yeah

So Z is telling Hannah the guest Hannah obviously they're eating she's like, well if you guys have things to do, you don't have to just sit here and wait for me, just because it took my food so long to come out. I thought I was really gonna lead to something, but never did. Yeah, they're just like, look, he's complaining about something. And then we get the Aisha and Alex joking around about smells. Yeah, Aisha comes down the staircase and she goes, Hi, baby, bud! And then she like, I guess, pokes him in the ass.

And then he just starts panting, laughing and started... Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, you gonna use a microwave? He's like, yeah look here's a microwave. I mean, I write then use the microwave then. He's like, you know, I'm so done with y'all thing now. I've spent so much of my life putting energy into people that don't even know. And then to expound on that, they get to her going, do you want this microwave now? And he's like, yeah, this way way food in the microwave. It's like man. I don't blame her for leaving yawning I believe we call that the chef's autopilot Not the microwave It's the chef's norma bear okay

So now the ladies are in the kitchen the gas they're like, by the time everything was so wonderful, thank you so much, and we can just really tell that you just had a real calm hand about serving us food. Thank you so much. They gave us not a problem at all. I wasn't at what, not at all did I ever throw anything in the bin. Not at all, even when I burned it, burned it to a crisp and disappointed mother.

I never thought I'd think of the bin and I was, yee-yee-yee-yee-yee! Yee-yee-yee! I was proud of him for not throwing a pan at their head andy-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y- need this fucking job god damn it potatoes in the bee but of course you do need this job because you have a mortgage and two cats probably she do you do need this job gone down potatoes all right Tom well this thank you so much

we're gonna step out of your kitchen it's a gallery it's a gallery not a catch on I'm just re getting control yeah so captain and mlea are talking about her plans for the future Emilean and Tom are going to go work together some more. That's a glutton for a punishment right there. Yep. And then Rob and the Galley with Jess and Asha and it's really quiet.

Like everyone's so stressed out. So he just leaves. And Asha's like, how are you going, cheese? I'm just like a fab darling. Ah. So one last talking. One last talking. And Alex, it's time for Alex's moment of introspection,

which is, you know, this deck team has been on a rollercoaster this season. It's like the socks in 2003, right? Malia's been a great leader, and she's a friend for life now okay? It's like fucking TB 12 and grand you know lifetime friends even if they go to Tampa Bay which is where I'm going after this is done. The lifetime friends that's me and Malia's you know what I'm saying? You know what Malia is a shitty leader.

Just kidding, just kidding you felt for it. You felt for it. Hey producer put it there put it there. Ah just get it just get it let's fell for it. Hey producer, put it there. Just get it, let's get it. Let's have a hug. So it's another talking scene, but guess what guys? It's different because now there's a sailboat, and there's different lines coming from the sailboat

to the boat. I got a sailboat. Make your way to the Fenderer's, port quarter eight feet, one round, quarter like with 15 feet, lights on the feet, feet on the lights, light on the feet, crank, crank, crank, I was like, excuse me. I mean, I'm like, I don't know how you're supposed to put down the ground lines and I'm sure what they did was normal. But why have we never had an issued ground lines ever in the history? I mean, I'm like, I don't know how you're supposed to put down the ground lines and I'm sure what they did was normal. But why have we never had an issued ground lines ever in the history? I mean, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I don't know how you're supposed to put down the ground lines and I'm sure

where they did it was normal, but why have we never had an issued ground lines ever in the history of below deck until this sailboat I believe that they've man spread those ground lines and I'm like could you just like Can you control your ground lines for a second sailboat? For real dude, it was like this skinny little boat like trying to take up the entire ocean with his lines I know I'm like stop that. There is a fucking huge, there's a fucking huge yacht coming through, you know what I'm saying? And you got a man spread with your ground lines. I'm like you so much just go in there and cut that ground line and then see what the sailboat has to say about it.

Well let me tell you if I run over this ground line not only am I running over that line then it could get twisted with my line and then I'm damaging two boats. Oh Jesus, what are we gonna do? Kicks turn to pork, turn to pork. Oh God. Fuck, fuck, roll my dog. Oh no, oh no, ground line, ground line, ground line, ground line, oh no.

And we made it in. Great job everyone. Great job everyone. Oh. Teamwork, and bug. Teamwork, close in the window now. Buy a stupid fucking fucking window hope you die Then bugs he goes up to Tom and it's like so are you proud of your lady talking us?

And he's like yes, it's quite cool quite cool Perhaps I'd be a little bit more proud of her if she didn't ruin all my potatoes on the bin Oh, I guess that was you bugs because that was you That's actually funny because she's like you're proud of your lady and he goes, yes, she docked again. Look at that. Almost like it's her job doing it over and over again. Have you ever tried to make Chile and Seabass look exactly the same 97,000 times? Dougsy, makes me ask you a question, are you proud of the time that you dropped my food

on the floor? So then, Willie is like, I hope to be an inspiration to females who don't take medication. We can do the jobs that are male jobs. And I don't know what, I didn't even know what yawning was a couple of years ago, but now I want to be the captain. Well, that's what I love to hear about for my captains. I didn't even know about this boat until about three months ago and I was on a TV show. Now I'm driving it. So now we have some like some last fun and games. Z is taking a pic with Sandy's binoculars,

sort of illegally, and then Hannah, not Hannah, but Hannah, Hannah by the way is about to give birth. I just saw her on IG. Yeah, she's about to have a baby. Did you see her photo shoot where she like took a Pregnancy photo shoot or whatever and she's wearing like a big feathered. I don't I think it's feathered It's like a big feathered gray. I just love that she's just embracing it. She's like I'm gonna be in a knit I'm literally in a nest. I'm an a bird in an a-strony

I'm listening honey. We're gonna take this photo. I and we get the high out of my honey belly, okay, honey. But baby's gonna come out like, ooh, that that baby even tries to have a tantrum, it's gonna get the double honey fingers. Honey, you better stop crawling, honey. I wish the captain and her were on good terms so the captain could just be there going are we gonna snip the line? snip the line So um, uh, yeah, so then Hannah the guest is getting the crew to sign her cast because she's got a cast on her arm You know from her parkour accident that she had pre-show and And now all the crew to the deck all the crew to the deck to And now all the crew to the deck, all the crew to the deck to say goodbye,

all the crew to the deck. And then let's see, final tip me. They're basically like, bye. I jump from buildings onto boats, from boats to buildings and buildings to boats. Okay, thanks, here's some money. Bye, Rob. Come on.

It's just like, I love you guys. I'm so really loyal. It sounds like she wants to go with them. Luzah, just go ahead. Luzah. The final tip meeting slash graduation at the Pembroke Middle School of Illinois. So, Gash, welcome to your final hug meeting. Okay?

This is a meeting where I compare you to a type of wind and hug you and print things off my Photoshop. Okay? Now listen, I had to pay $9.90, $9.90 for a month. This is not some trial Photoshop. Okay. This is actual Photoshop. It actually worked out well because we had ordered some fresh halibut for

tam and they brought me this thick cardboard paper instead so I said hey why not use it. I'd like to think Norma who still has a printer. Thank you Norma for being one of the only people in the world who still got a printer. Okay let's get to this. Now we made it. It's a final charter. I just loved hearing you guys on dock hugging. You weren't fighting, which is such a beautiful thing. You know, when I started the season, most of you know, I wanted it to end with the same crew. Unfortunately, had to fire everybody in higher people that Malika liked. But, you know, here we are. That's the perfect world. It's nice. It's not nice. And you know what, I think interior for me has been beyond. Above and beyond.

And that's why I felt comfortable enough to leave this yet, to go use Norma's Apple II IIE to print out these certificates on print-chap, okay? You guys have not only been above and beyond, you have been bad, bad and beyond. So I'd like to thank you for that Okay, now when it rules the world girls do okay Mary time-law does okay and don't you forget?

So you got twenty thousand dollars each that's and for this season that's a hundred and seventy one thousand dollars Which means that fourteen about fourteen thousand for each of you you guys. So you could put that in for a down payment on a home in the woods that's made of chopsticks. So I know where is she from. Where is she from that that's a down payment on a house? Can I live there? Do they have room for a car? So while you guys were out doing whatever it is you guys do last night, oh I guess you were working.

Uh, I spent evening in my cabin and I came up, I came in to my heart about what I feel for this crew and I thought, let me, let me just, let me compare you to the Beaufort wind scale, okay? Because I farted and I thought, wow, I just broke wind and I said, oh, breaking wind. I broke the scale, if you will. So, okay, let's start with Jess. Jess, you're a Jew. A light breeze.

You're always smiling with the candle attitude and she's like, oh, thanks. Okay. Have you seen her in the laundry room? Oh. You're thanks. Oh, thanks. Have you seen her in the laundry room? Oh, you're just like a little breeze that blows in from who knows where and you say, hey, I didn't know it was windy today. There you are.

Jess, you're a number two, okay? Light breeze. So, Rob, you know what I never had to do with you? Worry, okay? Unless it was on the crying scale. Now both of it's crying scale, you're a 10. Because I was always worried. It's Rob crying right now,

but we're not talking about that. We're talking about wind. And actually, now that I think of it, you are the only person who actually has farted so far this season. So maybe you could get the two, but I can't have normal reprint these certificates right now. So I'm gonna keep you at a zero. Okay.

You're winless. If you were, if that mid there were here, you would not be under her wings. Let's fiber. She would not be off the ground. You are. If the band Kansas were here, if they were scattering dust everywhere, it would just land on the ground. There would be no dust in the wind. You know what? You're so zero that Marilyn Monroe would still be alive because there would be no wind for the candle, okay? Wouldn't be candle in the wind. It would just be candle, okay? Let me take you something. Mr. Toad would be mighty confused because he'd be like let these willows they're just sort of standing there it's no wind but you know what though you know what though finally we should get Jordan sparks in here okay because now she can finally finally get the answer to that question how are you supposed to breathe with no air okay yeah listen I'm glad Polka Hines isn't on this boat.

We wouldn't have to go over the colors of the wind. Okay, it would be a lot harder. But all right, let's get to Tom. Tom, you're a ten. Okay, you're a whole girl. And by girl, I mean, girl from Top Chef. Oh wow, way to go, Tom, really galed it up. Hi, I'm here too. You two may have excellence, you're creative, you never forgot to feed the crew. I mean,

that's, you know, this Colin doing the minimum, but you're doing the minimum, had it number 10, RIP potatoes. Am I right guys? I'm not saying I had to really get creative with my compliments just to say one good thing about you, but again I'll reiterate you never forgot to feed the crew so I guess that counts as being super windy. Oh Tim, you got out of bed. Good for you Tim wind. Okay. That's part about a hurricane is that people always get fed. Asia, you're a five, you know know, some people's minds, that means mediocre.

But here it means a fresh febriz, okay? You're kind, you're confident, you're gentle. Everyone uses a fresh febriz every time you come out of your number two. So, you know, I know I'm getting my numbers confounded here, but we're very happy to have you back, Asia. Okay. Asia, you're sort of like have you back Asia. Okay Asia

You you're sort of like you're that sort of wind where you say should I put a little rock down on my piece of paper And then you do and you say that was a good choice. Thanks, Asia And it's just like thinking that's what we've been talking about Because last season Asia when they said what's your highs and lows, Asia's Asia right in front of Captain Sandy at the final dinner was like, well, my low was interior not getting as much praise as they should. Hmm. Okay, Alex. So you're a Beaufort eight. Okay, you're a fresh gal. You're just right like you went to the supermarket and they just put out the gals and you said I want that fresh gale right now. You're a tried and true team player and you're still trying to figure out bugs.

So you know, oh, maybe you went down to a seven. Okay. Because you know what they always say about a strong gale, it's a team player. He really is. Knocks over boats, but it does it for the other games. All right, bugs. Now, bugs, you're a nine, which is also a strong kill. Not a strong as a 10, okay?

So am I saying you're too mean, like Tom, you're very close to Tom's skill. Getting confused on my own bover's skill. But I will say this, the queen of theme, that's what you are. What's the best win for themes? I'm gonna say a hurricane. Ever, nope, you know what? I'm gonna replace that. You're a tornado, okay?

That's a win. Everybody knows what a tornado is. A tornado has a theme. Bugsie, you're in. You know what, Bugsie? You're sort of like, you know when you're walking and it's the fall, there's some leaves and then the leaves start blowing around in a circle.

And you're like, hey, it's like a tornado, but very small and forgettable and it's only bothering a few leaves That's what you are. You know what you are, Bugs? You're a butterscotch candy Okay, you know how you think I hate butterscotch But then an old lady gives you one in passing and you don't want to be rude so you eat it and you think gosh That's much better than I remembered that you bugs can grab you're a nine under butterscotch Windscale, okay, hey bugs if you ever sat on them the airplane you get kind of hats You're like oh let me let me take this fan and let me open up the vent and blow it on my face and you do it But then when you put your hand down you don't feel it and you're like waving your hand around like where did that

Win go? I know it's up there so you're rearranged a few times and then you sort of feel it and you're like I know there's a wind here and I know it's blowing strongly. I just don't feel it, but I trust that it's there. That's what you are You go above and beyond and you lead by breads and I appreciate that so Malia Malia you're also a number nine. No, I know that may sound like bugs. He's number nine But you're not the kind of number nine that is an air and air thing in a airplane You're at the kind of number nine that you know, you know when you're trying to dry your hands in a bathroom And they've got a little sensor under it and then you pass it and then before you even put your hands under it It starts going and you're saying what are you saying? I've got wet hands

Well, you're saying that yes, I do have wet hands and I want to thank you for pointing that out. Gamerlia. You know what Melia have you ever seen two buildings that are built sort of next to each other in a weird way and then when you walk through them it's only gets really windy and you say where have that wind come from and why is it so strong? It must be these buildings. That's what you are. You're a really random wind tunnel. You're such a strong wind tunnel that you can dial the police. Congratulations. Then, then Tom tells us you literally threw somebody under a bus. I mean, that's how strong you are of a way. That's okay. That's okay.

You most wins blow things over buses. You actually blew something under it. It's like you found a cardboard box that had been folded up and ready to get recycled. You know someone actually took the time to make it flat and then you said, I'm going to blow that right under a bus and that's what you did. It was kind of like the wizard of us, but instead of a house, you threw a bus on top of someone. Okay.

So I'd also like to say hi to Hannah's legs, sticking up from the vet bus. Hey, Hannah's legs, you're still fired. Okay, who's next? Okay. Pete, you're some sort of wind, but you had to be, you were fired, so, oh wow, we don't get to see what it is, but you're a fart.

You're basically a fart. Uh, yeah, you're on the bow of fird, way too rapy for my taste. Scale. Okay. And could you send this certificate, could you give this certificate? Could you give this certificate to Lara?

She's, she's, she's just a draft on a cold day. And you don't know where it's coming from, but you gotta put it on this wetter. And you're not in the mood, too. Even though every window is out the way closed, you're still cold. So thanks Lara, wherever you are. OK, OK, I'll take it, okay.

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And I'm just like really happy you saw that and Sandeys like Yeah, you were just eager to learn. I mean, when you weren't banging your wrist or head or legs into things and going to the hospital. I didn't know the kind of wind that's like a broken wrist. Okay, I didn't know the stepped finger wind. So I just went with it just, okay, stop crying, stop crying.

Why do the real people in a relate, it's like, just and Rob have both come to her crying trying to hint? I feel like they want captain to be like, tell me about all your relationship problems But um she doesn't she's just like this and just you are gracious and kind. I don't know why anyone would think you're an idiot Okay, okay put down the iron the iron's not even ringing It's not wringing. Okay. Oh, okay. You just, you got your, you got your hand caught behind the couch for some reason. Okay. We'll have to call on David.

I just don't know how you stub your toe when you're just fully seated and not moving, but I guess you did. And you're like, look, look, look. I got kicked out in the 11th grade. I didn't go to college and look here I am. Controlling an enormous seafaring vessel. So Jess is like, well, I definitely have issues pleasing my mother and like it feels like she, Captain Sandy is noticing all the work that I've done

on my qualities. Ooh, and so they hug and she's like, we're gonna have dinner tonight. Did he? I know. I like that. I like that she said that as if that's like reassuring. She's like, I just want to thank you. Rick and have dinner tonight.

Thank you, Dan. Okay. You know what? Do this over dessert. Okay. So basically, Jess has massive approval issues, which is why every time she and Robin under a fight, she always comes crawling back because she ultimately just needs his approval. Well, I think it's also why she was a bingo caller because that was one of her jobs.

And that is like literally doling out approval, you know, and also denying approval. It's like all about a pretty good job, you know, it really is. Wrong card. Sorry. We check that card. Let's check that card. Sorry, Marge. Sorry, Marge. It's a very strange and specific way to deal with your mommy issues.

So now they're washing down the boat. And bugs is just, she's just telling the girls to pack up all all the sheets and everything and Alex is trying to sneak a kiss from Bugs But Bugs won't let him oh there. They're cute little Awful romance. Yeah, so Asha is talking to Jess and She's like have you been screaming secretly the whole time? Cheers and just like I've been screaming, but I don't think it's secretly, you know, like, I've just been screaming. And it's like, do you, it's like, do you want to scream now? You want to scream, come on, it's just, no, don't, I don't like screaming,

it's irritating. Besides, I don't feel like screaming, I'm happy! And just like, um, wall, I don't think tonight's gonna add up very well, so that should be fine. It's like, oh god, you're like planning to wreck everybody's mind. Yes, yes. So now, now is when we get to segue a little bit into, now, for me, I went on Rob, I will continue to go on Rob, and now I'm gonna start going on just Jess a little bit because now it's night time. Everyone's excited for the last night out and Rob likes Cindy Lopper just wants to have fun. Okay, he's like, I'm going to get pissed. And she's like, what I think he meant to say like, pissed drunk.

Yeah, so it means. Right, but when it comes to Rob and Jess, if you say I'm gonna get pissed, it usually means I'm looking forward to getting into an argument, right? So now Jess starts doing this, the needy thing, which she should have more self respect for herself, for not to do this. She's like, are we good? Are we good?

Yeah, are you sure? Are you sure? Yeah. So he is blowing her off clearly, but she's also being really needy and she should just be like, like, fuck this guy, I am amazing and smart, I don't need this aloof motherfucker,

mortaling, you know? So he does this whole thing, if I'm like, I just want to have fun, and not be serious for a bit. I'm like, don't say you want to have fun and say it in the most serious way possible. Like, I just don't believe you want to have fun if you're speaking that seriously. Yeah, it's like, I just don't want to be fun and say it in the most serious way possible. I just don't believe you want to have fun if you're speaking that seriously.

Yeah, it's like I just don't want to be serious for a bit. And she's like, well, we can just be single tonight and go, what? He's so mad. She's, yeah, we can be single tonight. Like, I mean, you're shutting me down. I want to have fun. He's like, go, you do you girl. All right, you do you. Now, can we can we talk about this for a moment? So when she says, well, we're gonna just be single tonight. First of all, I don't think she should have said it because it was passive aggressive

and she should just be direct about how she feels and what she wants from him, right? Instead of playing mind games. But that being said, I interpret it as her being sarcastic or sardonic, right? And so he then takes it and runs with it. And I just love the fact that he wants to have fun while taking this one thing she says very, very seriously.

Well, you know, they're both, I get frustrated like going too far into their fights because it doesn't even matter what it is, they will always fight they're just that couple who's like fighting and then you try and get involved in the second You get involved and say you should leave him then she makes up with him and then you're the asshole for saying you know You just support her really you know I've just been through it so many times with both boys and girls as my friend I just like over it so they start this and I'm just like done with both of you Okay, you said go be single. So now you're gonna of course. Yeah, I live with it. Yeah, you know now you're gonna be all pissed off on my

So then they get into the van they get into separate vans and just of course is now scowling and piss I'm just I'm just a fucking over it. I just want to have one good fucking night and you have to be a weirdo Like well, you shouldn't have said let's be single tonight Don't say that I'm not saying that that would have been everybody else's fucking time like you guys are so selfish Like everybody else worked all season two and now even their last night is ruined because you two have to cry to everybody Right your relationship. It's just so gross and egotistical, you know like and be and you want on your own time But don't ruin my night. I'm getting a free dinner and drinks. Shut up. Nobody wants to hear it Exactly and and like I say be petty too if he's gonna go out there and flirt with women in front of you

You go and you do revenge flirting as well. Don't stand there and soak like that's like Jess lean into pettiness be okay with it So Rob and the other van is like well, I said let's have fun, and she said let's be single, and then I stopped for a moment and looked into the light, dowerly, because I used to be a model. Knowing that's her intention for this evening, it's just a firm that I should be going on the crossing, and not, barley. I'm like, okay, you are now. He was just waiting for one little stupid remark from her that he was going to latch onto and then used as excuse for all

of his behavior. And again, she should have said it in the first place because he was gonna do this. So she shouldn't have said it. It was a stupid thing to say. She would have been honest with how she felt. But that being said, of course Rob is going to take that and run with it. Just classic fuckboy. So then they arrive at the restaurant and the next scene is just Aisha walking around going, ohhhh, it's a pretty look at the table it's a pretty half of me or a co was like climbing under tables

They thought it was like and like they thought they were being attacked like the air raid sirens were And so then bugs is like all right. I want to sit there so G. S. You sit next to rob and she's like doctor scull block word Yeah, and so Robin, Robin just starts staring at each other angrily, like, hmm, like, I'm hurt. I'm in my heart. I'm hurt.

I'm in my heart. Coming up in just a moment on below deck Mediterranean, who's starting? Don't go. That's a Beaufort scale of four. Okay, we can give that number out. Guys, you're that fart just put the bow and bullfired. Right?

So, basically the ladies run one side of the table, boys are on the other, and then there's like this very pretty waitress taking orders, which I'm surprised Rob did not hit on. And then everyone's just like chatty, having a great time, and then Rob and Jess are just like smoldering at each other, all angry. He's like, I used to be a model, let me give you Rob did not hit on and then everyone's just like chatty having a great time and then Rob and Jess are just like smoldering at each other all angry. He's like, I used to be a model. Let me give you my model smolder because I'm upset and deep. This would make more sense if you imagine being a pair of Calvin Klein's right now. So Tom is telling the captain. I never knew this place existed. Look at that potato still on the plate. Oh, Bunksy must not work here!

So, gosh, Tom. Damn, you're such a gift. Yeah, he's like, well, I hope I didn't come across as rude or anything, like I thought was never my intention. You know, when I was yelling and cursing and throwing up, the cookie sheet across the kitchen, oh, galley. Oh, I was never my intention to be rude. I was just expressing myself. Oh, Tom, it's just stress. Listen, I've been a yacht captain for a long time. Yacht chefs, you know, they have to adapt and it's very stressful. And she did it, Tom. You did it.

We've only got about 97 bent pans now, but you know, it was worth it.? Are we gonna have to get a bigger cookie sheet cabinet? Probably, but you know what that's for the next captain to deal with cheers You know what? Yeah chefs are the best Chefs in the world they're like bofers six which happens to be my favorite kind of wind okay because they adapt Okay, you didn't really adapt, but you know other ones do Sorry, I thought you're at the end of your sentence. I was sitting here holding my breath away. I was going I want A should be on house Hunter speaking of which Well, this is house number one. It's

It was built on a marsh and only has three out of four walls and the oven is on its side. It's so cute! She would just choose all three houses. I don't know. I don't know which one to pick. So then, then Ron Jeremy comes out to say yes Ron Jeremy and his flamenco dancers and Bugs is dancing around and her terrible Mrs. Roper outfit of the night yikes Yeah, and Jess is just like glaring at the flamenco dancer now She's like fucking bitch pitting on Rob. I'm like Jess. She's not hitting on Rob. She's just dancing

I guess I need to get like a wooden board and some wooden fucking shoes So then we see Rob and he's pretty much like horned up by the flamenco dancer. He's like Why used to be a model. Did you know that Madame Flamenco? I used to do what you do Madame Flamenco except without the wooden shoes and the movement Yeah, and then bugs he gets up there. It's like I'm breaking the thunder The flamen filmmaker dancers like die. I love this crew. You know, it was just so hard.

Losing Kiko. Um, you tortured him and then fired him. Losing Hanna. Um, you totally married time lot her ass out of here. But then bringing back Bugs and Asha. It was a challenge since day one. And when it came to being in front of the guest, it was a challenge since day one. And when it came to being in front of the guests, they were a true charter crew.

I'm just so grateful. Do you need anything else from me? I mean, I literally printed certificates today. Can I go home? I'm exhausted. Are we done? Wait, let me just make one more toast. Cheers, everyone.

You're the best. I love you all. And he's just like, so see these and now the rest of the hellish might be gins so yeah they go to the elevator and just as like Rob is something wrong is like nothing at all but you look like something's wrong nothing nothing is wrong and then they get in the elevator and Malia stays out of it. She's like that's gonna be a fun ride. Yeah, of course she's the one who stinks up her own elevator. She goes and farts in her elevator and talk about

a fun ride. Am I right? Am I right? Don't say, come on who's farting for fuck's sake. You know, you each with your nose first. Okay, you taste with your nose and you totally ruined it Malay. Are you totally ruined that? And she's like, does anyone have a fresh pair of underwear? Ew. Yeah, no, Malayah. So now they're at the club and it's just like, oh, this is so exciting.

And then Jess and Rob are like hugging and he's like, I'm doing me like you're doing you know what I mean in my head in my head in my head. And she's like, well, fool's up to me. Like I'd be in your lap right now. I'm like, you're totally gold-shouldering me. It's like, well, it's all on me, isn't it? It's always me. Every time it reverts back to me, it's tiring. I'm going to stare straight ahead and get

tearied. I'm like it's not tiring for you to hold your girlfriend's hand okay that's not tiring it's actually very easy and if it is tiring for you then just leave her okay and don't fuck with her emotions and just you leave him you leave him. So Asha is telling Alex that Jess was crying and Alex is like, yeah, I would do the same thing. And then Robin Jess again. She's like, I'm just confused like what, what happened?

Like when did this happen? He's like, you with the one who said, let's be single. So I didn't say that. I said, you want to be single. Like, no, you didn't use that. Let's be single. Yeah, she now she says, well, I said is that what you want

and then we just have flashback of her saying, we can be single tonight. We can be single tonight. So then she's like, you're like my mom. It doesn't matter what I do. It's not good enough. It's not good enough. It will never make you happy.

Jess. Jess, please, this is a bad, if you are a project, if you're having mommy issues with your boyfriend, that's really bad. It's really bad. And he's like, well, I'm gonna stay and then you can go to Bali.

And she's like, I knew you didn't want to go. You're just looking for a reason not to go. He's like, come on, everybody. Let's cheer, says I cry. And so she storms off. And then he's like meditating. He's like, I'm a spiritual person I shall now meditate in the middle of a club. I Know and then we go to commercial like us coming up and there's a baby go

And can we get the baby goat as a cast member instead of Rob that'd be great. Thanks Yeah, just get two baby goats and get Rob and Jess off the fucking boat. I'm over it. I would love it if like they just had two baby goats that were on the crew. That's amazing. So Ace is like, what just happened? And he just keeps his eyes closed, like meditating. I'm in my head.

So I'm the model. I'm the model. I'm the model. I'm in my head. So I'm the model of the model. The model of the model. By the way, Rob is totally the sort of person who would get caught up on Nexium, right? Like he's totally the one who's like, I learned about all my limitations. So Jess storms off to a bathroom.

So then Bugsie goes after her. I don't know why. Bugsie is under no obligation. Bugsie is still at that age where she thinks she has to do this. Okay, because Jess goes off and she's like, GEEZ! GEEZ! It's me, it's Bugsy!

GEEZ! GEEZ! Did you finish the laundry? GEEZ! And of course Jess isn't opening the door. So while this is happening, a fire dancer comes out, which means that Bugsy missed the entire fire dancer because she was going after Jess.

Stupid. I love that the bathroom was behind library book doors, you know, like hidden doors. Maybe Jess never even made it there. I have no proof that Jess even made it to that bathroom. No. I'm sorry Rob didn't follow because Rob would have been turned on. She's going to the bathroom behind books. She's intelligent. I love a brilliant woman. So yeah, the fire dancer and Rob goes. It got really warm right now. It's fire.

And Aisha of course is like, I mean her mind has been blown so many times. She's like, you know, and then the fire dancer. He puts the fire in his mouth just so then everybody starts dancing and the producers are evil because guess who's here it's all the the moms from the from the charter including Hannah the producers are like we're desperate Hannah please go semi hit on Rob please yeah exactly so my stomach is growling if you hear that that's my stomach reaction to Rob my stomach is like so it's just a spirit when I said the word Hannah she's like could you hear my stomach no okay well either way Okay. Well, either way, it's a natural thing.

It's what the body does. So, bugsie and Alex are like flirting and bugsie telling us the Alex has really grown on her and, you know, no one really cares. So then, we then see Rob and Hannah talking and Hannah is like, oh my god, you have to smell my shoes. You have to smell my shoes. They don't smell at all. They don't smell at all. You want to smell them. You want to smell them. I'm like what sort of flirting is this? Yeah, she's like, I'm wearing Melissa's shoes and they totally don't smell you smell them. Any smells on me's like that is amazing

I told you so you're not sweating. Oh my god. You know what? You have a beautiful soul Yeah, so do you that's why we connect 100% authentic. I have to stay true to myself. Then he just cut the jazz watching like it's fucking bullshit. And it is. What is Rob? Sorry, he has to stay true to himself. What is himself? himself. Like what is what does Rob believe in? Okay, as far as I can tell, he's just like a model who talks in like fake cycle battle. Yeah, so Hannah's like, oh, Jess is talking to Malia. Malia's like, oh god, don't worry about Hannah, she's married and he's just flirting. Let it go. I mean, it's nice when a guy can admire another woman, which is awkward because Tom cheated on Malia not long after. But, yes.

Right, and I'm sorry, Malia, this is not what you say. It's nice when a guy can admire another woman. And Jess is like, while ignoring the one he wants to be with, it's like exactly. And Rob is telling Hannah. I like how you speak on such an authentic level. Like, thanks. Why are you being naughty? I'm not being naughty. Yes, you are authentic. Oh, yes. You're so authentic naughty authentic lady. You have you have a thing on your lip right here. I'm just being true to myself by telling you that and he's just like following her around the club So he's sort of he's really going out of his way to show interest to this other woman while Jess is right there So then then we see Jess. At one point there's like a guy who,

we only see him fleetingly, but he looked kind of hot. Doesn't mean that he necessarily deserves any attention from Jess, but I'm kind of like Jess, you should play this game right back. Go like sort of with the hot guy because he's interested in you and she's like, you know, and instead she just stares at Rob and Hannah. And they, Rob and Hannah walk by at one point and she just throws her cigarette at them. Yeah, she tells Rob. I've glossed in my shoe and he goes, well then you should take it off then. I was like, oh, burn.

So the ladies leave and back in the vans, it's miserable. She's like, made everything miserable, of course. And so Aisha has to ask. So she's like like what happened tonight and just look a whole of I know I mean oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh Okay, everything is gonna be okay Yeah, exactly mother fucker you have your demons and you damages me It's like That's true, but also like why are you like you've had like Several times to see that he has demons and get out of it like what about you what why are you? Why do you keep going back to this guy Jess why so the the same though because Rob's such a drama queen to you. So he's They're back at the dock now and Alex is wasted. He's a come on bro. It's like mad at what she want

Don't list someone manipulate me. Malibu. And Rob's like, um, I appreciate you telling me straight bro. I need to Stammer like crying. He looks up. It's crying. Yeah, and he just stands there like crying. So he looks up at the crunch. It's crying. Yeah, and so then, and then Malia tells Rob that she thinks that Jess actually secretly loves him and that, you know, that Jess is heartbroken, you know, and of course, that's that wins over Rob, I think ultimately,

because he just loves pathos. But either way, they all go back, get back onto the yacht, and everyone's getting back into bed and Tom's in bed and Malia Malia climbs up into the bed with Tom he's your hand is ridiculous. They code is ridiculous account Oh, man, we can't even we can't serve your hunter gases to code There's too cold. It's been waiting out for too long I mean while Jess is doing her normal thing now that every time they come back she just huffs around the boat I'm like waiting for up to chase her and he never does. No. So in the morning they're stuck in the bedroom

together. I mean the same room together and Jess is like uh... Do you know where the suitcases are? I mean when did I even do it? Is it worth this? No the pain it's caused damage. I need to do the crossing. I need to do it for myself You're running. I'm telling you what I need go ahead be more damaging go ahead damage me Yeah, she's like you're dad. You're you're damaging to me. He's like that is a gift to feel that is a gift I'm like, okay, I mean if ever if if okay if anyone, okay, if anyone was on the fence, like, is, is just the worst one, is rob the worst one, I think that line seals it. That's a gift to feel is a gift. I mean, come on, it goes, can you please,

can I just have a hug? Can you please stop? Can you please, to receive a hug, what a gift, what a gift. He's like, please, let's just pack and get the fuck off this boat. It's like, y'all getting saved. Let's do it. But please don't do the crossing, please. I need to pack. I need to get off this boat. I'm in my head.

I need to unpack my head. I need to come. What a gift. What a gift to feel. What a gift to feel. And then we get a commercial and we come back and it's still. Don't do the crossing. Oh my God. Roll the credits on this fucking show. I'm gonna kill somebody.

I must see Tom Nook. I'm doing the crossing. I'm doing the crossing. So, you know, you'd get my Animal Crossing jokes a lot more if you played it, Ronnie. And I'm still resentful. Not doing it again. Not doing it again. All these months months later you're not playing. Well those

jokes were all for the animal crossing people out there okay high five. Anyway so now it's time for everyone to go this is like the end of the real world seasons so first is Alex who's like all right bye everyone just kidding just kidding all right all right all right hey put it there put it there I just kidding all right hugs hugs hugs. He right, hey put it there, put it there, I just getting all right hugs, hugs, hugs. He's like got tested in situations, but now he's positive. Okay, bye. So then Rob is talking on deck and just goes to say by the captain, I guess.

And then Rob, hugged Malia, goodbye. And Rob is where, Rob is now that he's like done working. He's back to being like a so full artist of whatever he is. So he's wearing this like, ratty t-shirt with holes everywhere. Oh, it's just who I am. It's t-shirt represents me. It's tattered and torn and damaged,

but it's authentic and immodeling. So Justin Robb ended up leaving together and we find out that they do go to Bali together and he doesn't do the crossing, which is like fuck you like fuck you to David As you mentioned earlier, yeah, my first thought lane way to be unprofessional lane both of you are lame get out So then asha's a cast a she's going you've got to be kidding me So asha she says goodbye to Sandy and she's like, oh, thank you so much, Sandy, New Zealand. And Asha really, you know, she's the one who winds up

in the best situation here, because, as you know, that's no coronavirus. And she just gets to be out there with the sheep, living her life. So, Asha, you really won. You really did. And then, Bugsley, basically, this is everybody's leaving, right?

So, Bugs and Captain Hugg. And then, we see the baby goat, which is the best cast member of the season. It's Lara. I died. It's my turn. It's a baby goat. I call you not.

So then, um, Mollientom, you know, run off like you care. It's just us, honey. Bible for losers. By crappy wind. So Sandy's like, why love how happy you are? Mollia, I want to help you get to that next step by doing a cameo where I try to out you. Okay.

So look forward to that. Okay, you got a long career at your long career at Emily. I was like, well, I got a long career ahead. Seize the limit. Huh. Oh, God. So then we see pictures. The captain gives her speech of like, wow, you know, everybody's so great. And then we see pictures of how everybody's doing now and Asia's at home doing like a pyramid with all of her friends and Bugsie is a chief stew in the Bahamas with some kind of animal that is not that goat so she's dead to me. What more of a cry for help do you need? You chose the wrong person goat.

That goat should have been there for Hannah okay. Back up with that would have been like, well, you're gonna come with me. On a goat. We have like endless pictures of the baby riding the goat. Um, then Alex is where? That goat would just boss around the other goats. Yeah, the goat just stands in stairs with like somewhat squinted eyes.

Ah, man. Not a fucking bad guy. So then Alex is a deckhand on a private yacht now and Rob is a deckhand on a charter yacht in Florida Exciting for him just his second stew at a private yacht in the Hamptons Tom is a head chef of a 75 Nita Charter yacht and Kiko is on a catamaran in Martinique. I think Kiko's winning this so far. Kiko's doing great work. Although, I mean, Aisha's family pyramid, very convincing.

It's a good, I don't know. She may have the edge. Yeah. Emilia is a bowson slash second officer on a 55 MEDA. And then Hannah, of course, is Prego, Lago Mord Prego, huh? I, and that brings us to the end of BulloDick mid-Aaroni. Yes, well that was a real interesting season.

What a weird season because you had major cast shakeups, you had the second half of the season had to be re-edited, all sorts of weird things, but you know what, we made it through, and in a few weeks we got got regular below deck coming back, which honestly, I'm excited about just to see Captain Lee tell some charter, that's it, your charter ends now. So I'm excited for that. Well, let us see, saying the preview is like, I was fucking coronavirus, the world's shit in itself.

So something like, nope. It's not what he said. Now why isn't he doing our coronavirus briefings? Okay, all right, let me tell you what's going on. We got a fucking pandemic, what else do you want? Stay inside, okay, get away from people. Do you know how pandemics are spread by being with other fucking people, all right?

I threatened you with a plane ticket home, but that's too dangerous right now. So just stain your cabin, maybe it, that brings us anyway. And we sure love you everybody. Thanks for being here. We will be back tomorrow with the great British breaking show on Netflix. Oh, yes, Thursday is our first real house was of Wons County of the season. And then we finish off the week this week with a very special surprise. We have a special surprise on Friday, which is the real interesting. So we'll talk to you all later.

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