Watch What Crappens - Below Deck Med: Have a Rookie

Episode Date: October 5, 2021

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I'm Ronnie, and that's been over there. Hi, man. Hey, Ronnie, what's up? Nothing. Thanks, everybody, who came out last night for Take a Seat. Our Green Room Show. You can find it on the Green Room Out Monday night, 7 p.m. 10 p.m. Eastern. Kai, do it every week.

Super fun. You can come on, talk to talk to us just follow us each individually on there Ronnie Karam and Ben Maddleker and You can come up to talk have discussions stuff like that. It's free. Yeah, it's free Anything else you want to plug today, Ian? I love life. I'm gonna plug life Well Oh, right live life everybody. Happy got it. Do it. I'm gonna plug life. Well, how about that? Oh, right. Live life, everybody. Happy got me.

Do what I'm gonna plug that Lexie's fired. You got you. I'm so mad that she stood in my dirt pile. So we opened up with Katie and Courtney. Talking about how hard that charter was And Courtney's like, that was fucking hard. Considering that at the start we were saying we needed a fourth. And Katie's like, careful what you wish for. I mean, look, it would have been different if Delaney had been here from the start, because then she would have been trained.

I can't believe Ronnie that you've completely skipped over. Do I have a massive amount of drama that opened up the episode? You're right, I skipped a whole bunch. I was wondering why we started there. Sorry, I was rolling down. No, we started at the very, very intense nail-biting drama, white-nuckling drama. Because last week, Zee threw a line to the duck, and he missed. And this week, he has to do it again.

And on top of that, there's a port dolphin, not a real dolphin, just one of those cement things that threatens all boats that come into this annoying, like down with port dolphins, down with dolphins, okay, like fake dolphins. We do not want them anymore. I do not want any more dolphin drama that stresses me out. The dolphins right in front of me, Melia's right in front of me. I'm about to kill the dolphin. I'm only just like see where we at with those lines. See where all we at. And then David makes his line and then sees who's trying it for the second time.

And he gets it. He gets it. He gets it. Because Melia tells him, oh, don't throw the line to where you want it to go. Just throw it the shortest distance so someone can catch it and then pull it over, you know, and he's like, oh, okay. And, uh, Malia is just like, I am at my wits end with all the mistakes. I mean, Z fucked up the line and Lloyd forgot the fucking anchor ball. Oh, God. I can't believe Malia reminded me of the anchor ball. It took me five days to get rid of the residual shame the just the just the shame by us most us about that anchor ball and finally I was like I forgot about that horrific anchor ball that was still up that just was like it was a living nightmare seeing that that anchor ball up there and I forgot about it and now it all came rushing back to me Ronnie that anchor

ball. Well you forgetting that anchor ball. That's what we're called. So what we're calling a rookie mistake, Ben. A rookie mistake. And I wrote a mistakes. So then the guests are packing up and getting ready to go. And Katie brings cool to the salon.

And Captain is talking to Matt. She's checking checking on him. And she's like, so he's going looking forward to hanging out, knocking a rumble tonight, are ya? He's like, no rumble, Captain. No shenanigans, right? No shenanigans, Captain. No hugs, right? No hugs. Wait a minute, that was a trick question. Sure was. I'm just a good little boy captain. I'm a good little boy on your boat captain. Are you gonna give me a hug? Gross.

No, no thanks, dirt fish. Okay, no thanks. No way, you already see your boner. So Katie and Courtney have their meeting in the salon and Courtney's like what we do in like take a seat puppet and Courtney's like I'm not gold this is very formally my getting fired well actually I've been thinking about this for a while and I do want to give you these and so she gives Courtney some stripes and she's like now we don't actually have a hierarchy

on this boat so these stripes really mean nothing and to be second on this boat that I only has two suits means that you're also last but I hope you enjoy these you definitely end them by not being a total disaster like Lexi was. You're a great worker, a great worker and then all around good person with that yard, you ought to be fucked. Okay, now that's great, but the next vote that hires her as a second stew is going to be stuck with someone who doesn't know how to make an espresso. Yeah, it is. And you're like, don't get mad at Delaney for saying that she's like a dex stew.

When she probably had the same situation, she probably had a chief stew who's like, I love you, Delaney, and I'm gonna give you the a stripe because you helped me pick up some pea pods from the floor. So they get huggy, huggy, and Courtney's like, holy shit dude, I see myself as a stew now. It's nice to hear she knows how hard I'm trying to install. And then she immediately goes and starts torquing badly for Matt.

And Matt's like, wow, you got stripes? I salute you. You got more stripes than all, every hell. Sometimes I make stripes with my seaman. That's why I'm on a boat, get it? Oh, Matt. So then, Matt, then, Malia is saying how that it's, it's a rough morning for Zee, and she's saying, I think he's terrified of me,

and Zee is saying how, it's very, it's very disappointed because I can't know I can do better and I should be doing better and has a ripple effect on the whole day because when I don't do, I don't really do well and it's just very hard. Zee, literally just throw the line and be done with it. It's fine, we're all fine, Zee.

Yeah, and Malia's like, how do I look? And he goes, never looked better. She's like, yeah, thanks Z. Totally forgot you dropped the heaving line. Ha ha. He's like, hmm. I'm just so much heaving line, shame. So then Bart Simpson, AKA Ben, the guest,

sees Katie, and he's got like this hat and he goes, hey, Katie, I'm gonna leave this one for you. It's like, it's like Stetson or whatever it is. And she doesn't seem to be, doesn't seem to really care about the hat that much, but he thinks this is gonna be like a thing. Yeah, it's like Philly. And then we see their romantic clip of her going, oh, hi, should I move your hat over? I really like the hat part of the way. And

he's like, well, do you like it? I'm just like, yeah, do you? It's like the notebook, guys. So, I know she's like, well, sorry, I mean, it's a nice gesture, but it's wrong of me to take it because he was flirting and I don't want to eager to own, but he is a vibe here. Yeah. So, uh, then meanwhile, Courtney and Z are like very awkward. Ever since the flowers came, things have been awkward between them. So that awkwardness just continues. And then, uh, all crew, all crew guest departure and the dock in five minutes,

gonna line up, con line up. And so they all line up and Matt's last. He's like, oh, I didn't realize everyone was out already. Oh my god. I'm just a poor little sweet boy who got distracted. So they say bye to everybody and the guys like, did you like that? I'm just like, yes. Oh I quite like covering my head sometimes. He's like, yes. So then the gospel guys, like guys, thank you so much for being genuine. I'd like to just say right now I'm having a what am I having everybody?

I got a moment. That's right guys. That's that. So they hand them an envelope and it's time for tip-meeting. Katie, now Katie, I allowed you the space to not bring on another stool and you showed me that you could do it. So well done. And I see that the interiors, but oh, Malia says, you know, I see the interiors busing their asses, but the last chart or I don't think would have gone well without the help

of the deck crew. She's basically doing that thing where she's upset that she's had to kind of like, you know, share her deck crew with Interior to help them. And then now the Decrew is making bad mistakes. Right. Um, I'm going to open a cook. Sorry, everybody. Oh, yeah. Oh, you have to report that. Rani, if you're opening up a cook, I don't care who's doing it. You have to come to me. You have to let me about it. Let to let me about every single soft drink, year opening, and the job.

So then Molly is giving stink face to this whole thing because she's mad that she had to work more. And the captain's like Courtney, I saw you polishing the stairs with your butt crack today. She's like, that was cold twerk in captain. Well, it has a word work in it, so I commend you for that. Oh, and Matt, no one has ever complained except the people you've harassed and the production staff that's had to follow you all over town

when you quit to look for a drug hookup. So I commend you to, Matt. Okay, good job. Good job. Dick, you guys have to work it out. I mean, you were challenged with logistics and you could be more focused, but you took it to the next level with the beach picnic. Oh my

God, watching you guys carry chairs up a Croatian ruin. Oh, that was amazing. Oh, that was literally that was literally to a new level. So good for you guys. We've got 15 grand, which isn't really that much, but hey, you know, what can you really expect from people who take 10% of everybody's You know, what can you really expect from people who take 10% of everybody's earnings for doing nothing? Okay everybody, so you know the wine that we carry you're gonna get to get that And the what you're gonna get to go to that winery. Oh, who free hook up winery, all right? Yeah So now it's time for cleaning and Zia's spraying I guess his hose is a little bit out of control So Sandy's on the radio saying, you're having your runaway water hose. Is that your runaway water hose?

Do I need to give it a motivational speech? Because I wonder what I say to runaways? Come home, you always have home. Don't run away, run towards. Okay, that's my big runaway speech. Okay, come on guys with a host, be professional Is this Operation Waterholes? I mean is that like Operation ground lines? Come on guys

And Lee is like the guy is messing up. It's on the back of captain Cindy sandy disciplining me I always want to be the best that I can so I just want to impress cut to the sand I don't want her to think I'm a shit boasting So she has so Malia holds like a deck meeting and she goes, well, I'm sure some of you noticed attention on deck this morning and they're like, okay, they like they clearly have no idea what she's talking about. She goes, well, do you guys understand why I might have had attention this morning? And she is like, is it a couple of my fuck ups? And then David goes, Oh, the anchor ball. Oh, not the anchor ball, the anchor ball. Are we not making you

feel comfortable and loved in your job environment? Is that giving you stress? Should we show you more love and acceptance? No. Listen, guess what everything has in common here. Rookie mistakes. I hate rookie mistakes. Now Z, how long have you been working on a boat? I'm a rookie. Oh, okay, well, I guess this meeting's adjourned. Guys, do you know what a rookie mistake is? It's like a mistake, but for rookies, okay? Now Z, there's a point where you're green,

but you have to say, hey, I was making those mistakes. Now I need to not make those mistakes. That makes you less green. Do you know another word for green? He's like, mint. Oh, what a rookie thing to say. It's rookie! It's rookie! It's charter six! Dave, I walked in at the exact time you were talking to Matthew. If I'm hustling you also, you're usually the guy I can count on to set an example. Nookie, just kidding. RUNKIE!

GOOOOO RUNKIE! I will work through anything to not let my team down, but I was asked to step back because of my leg. And so I don't understand. Am I supposed to take a step back or am I supposed to hit on Malia? What are my options here? Now listen, I'm no huge Malia fan, but she was asking you to change, and instead you're bullshitting with the chef. That has nothing to do with your leg.

David, that's right. Sir, okay, it's a stop crying. And she's like, when you step off this boat and start looking for a new job, you can expect someone to not be so nice. To Rukies. Be that's Rukie. Don't be a Rukie.

Now let's go and nail the next charter. Oh, finally, we get to do this. No David, I wanna nail the charter and's go and nail the next charter. Oh finally we get to do this. No David, I want to nail the charter not get nailed on the next charter. Oh my mistake. Who's chartered? When can I nail her? Keep it in your pants David. Will I be safe?

Lloyd just focus on the anchor balls. So cleaning cleaning cleaning and Lloyd's being a little weird and Dave's like you okay. Well, no, he's not okay because he just got criticism Okay, and he doesn't like that. This is not make him feel very comfortable Similar to Dave because David also has a spiral in this episode But Lloyd has said 10 times in every episode how he needs to feel comfortable and accepted at all times or he's gonna freak out and that's exactly what happens. So then Courtney is talking to Matt about what he's gonna drink tonight and he goes, I'm gonna suck Pearson! And Courtney says, well don't drink Rizad because then he'll be extra nasty. I'll be a good boy. I don't have anyone to say that. I'm a good boy! He's like, I'll be a good boy. I don't have anyone to sad.

I'm a good boy." So David goes up to Z and he's like, what happened this morning? He's like, I forgot the paddleboards and then I forgot the heaving lines. But I'm going to learn from it. I'm going to learn from it. Yeah, and he's just very sad that he disappointed Malia. So now it's time for the preference sheet for the last charter. And it's Ian Wallace and

Jamel Hill who we saw Jamel on, I think it was a regular blow deck because didn't she ultimately become friends with Kate after the show, right? Wasn't that the whole thing that she was difficult by the turns out she and Kate were friends or became friends, right? I forgot about that. Yeah, I was so sorry. But she was on it. Okay. Yeah. Wow. There's a lot of repeats. Did no one sign up for a below deck meant this year? Like, everybody's a repeat this year. Yeah, we're with Johnny Damon, right? I guess he got a DUI. So now, this basically, this Jamel Hill and Ian and all

their friends, and night ones can be an anniversary dinner for Ian and Jamel. And then night two, it's gonna be an anniversary dinner for you and Jamel and then night two it's gonna be dinner with Captain Sandy and a crew talent show which then that gives the kid the opportunity to talk about how I don't really have any secret talents I can clean on a boat that's my talent I basically have no tail I'm an untalented person I have nothing special to give anyone although I do have a neck for appearing with Viby heads after goofy white guys have been on the boat.

So I do have that going for me. So try that. They're trying to try that. Are you trying to like that? Try it. That's the voice on the wind. Try the heart. So they're talking about the pic neck and the captain's like that? Try it. That's the voice on the wind. Try the heart. So they're talking about the picnic and the captain's like,

that's no problem, right? A picnic? Matt doesn't answer. She was right, Matt. He's like, right. I'm just excited because they have a perfect record with the guest except for Sandy's fish. I'm like, and fucking Crystal who wanted a totally different thing than you what you gave her. Crystal literally did not eat. I don't know why Crystal's voice is not being heard. Why are they keep saying that Matt has not had any problems? He literally did not serve Crystal what she needed and what she wanted.

So Malia and David are putting toys away in the toy room and she's like, Dave, are you all right? You seem different or sad or God, I don't know, and season, what's the word I'm looking for? Rookie, is that it? It's nothing, it's nothing wrong, all right? I just think it's the end of the season, you know, we're just nearly there. It's just the end of the season stuff. She's like, okay. And did the season blues balls? That's all. So, so now Katie gets finally she gets the hat. all this she hasn't even bothered to fetch that hat from the guy and she's like, okay, and then Courtney is talking about how she's having trouble swallowing today and we was like, so are we just like not gonna make a joke about it at all? Is that it? No jokes? No, no jokes and Katie gets a hat. So like oh my god, he's left me in out

That let me read it all right. How jealous of I How jealous am I of the wind when it not I get the privilege of missing up you here Did somebody just sex me in poetry and like'm like poetry was the original sax, Katie, okay? Saxony and poetry is called poetry. Yeah, so she's, let's see. She's like, yeah, look at my Katie from Colorado. She winks at the camera. And will you say, well, it is a nice hat. It was well worth whatever you had to do to get it.

And they all crack up. So then clean, clean, clean, clean, clean, clean, clean clean clean clean clean clean clean clean goes the y'all out and they're cleaning and they're dancing and they're singing and Lloyd is sad. He's like, I'm very sad that it's the second to last night out with the crew because I feel so safe with them and what will I still be safe after the second to last night? Will I be safe on the last night? I don't know Will I still be safe after the second last night? Will I be safe on the last night? I don't know. Yeah, and let's see, it's the last night. Yeah, so they're talking about how they're gonna go out

and he's like, it's just so sad to think of ending. You've just got to take advantage of the time you've got left with people who really understand you. So everybody's ready to go out and the boys take one van and the girls take another van and Katie they're like when was last time you guys had sex and Katie's like I hate six and in Mexico the day before I left to come here and Courtney's like well, I wish we just had someone fit on board I mean the boys are fit, but they're like brothers now. I mean even Z we've kissed, but there's no sexual chemistry, they, you know?

Oh. And then the boy is van, David's like, what's the best pickup long that you've got? And Matt goes, I'm bald. And then they start talking about spooning and because Matt does not like spooning and or he doesn't want to spoon before sex because you know, it doesn't make people horny.

You know, it makes people horny. It's if you walk up to them and you say, my penis is a wreck right now. And David's like, but spooning comes before sex. I'm like, no, stupid. They all tackle him in the car. It's time for commercial. It's time for a Crappin's commercial! Raising kids can be one of the greatest rewards of a parent's life.

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So they're just there and they're taking pictures and Lloyd is like Katie has the nautious module face, the nautious but safest module face, and then they're eating mussels, and talking about how it's like their last charter and they just can't believe this is their last charter coming up. And all the guys are smoking and Matt's like, you know what we should do? We should go somewhere and chill before we go home.

And so they're like,, sounds great. We can go chill with each other and just be a family and Courtney's like to the OGs So then they move to the to their dinner table and Z's wasted And he spills his drink Oliver Malia, and he's like well, we're just hoping off the day I guess like he has he went last fuck up. Okay. You understand my side, right? And he's like, listen, I'm not going to fight you about it. Yeah, she's like, you know, I can't be friends with you all the time.

You know, sometimes I have to say things. And I just want, I just want to push Z a little bit more because I want to push the guys, whether or not. So that way they leave and they're confident on the deck, you know. And Courtney's like, Kaylee, you're the best boss bitch I've met. I'm literally so happy and I love you all so much. And Dave doing laundry, he did a mess and good vibes and love her. And Malyah's like, and Courtney, I'd say that you weirdly are our foundation. Yes, because all be in a mood and like within 30 seconds to like a minute, we'll be giggling,

unlapping, and then you'll be quote unquote twirking. I just feel like she is a cow go. She is a cow go. Yeah, even when you're like tired, you still have time to like twerk poorly. Say here's the cocoa So and then the tells her he's like I just feel like a little bit of an idiot, you know, sending a good flower She was no, no, I appreciate you so much like I feel like I was jerking and you bought me the rose and that like that was so Nurse I actually am very attracted to our friendship and you are so hot at being a good friend

and I just lost after the quality of our friendship Z. Am I sending mixed messages to you right now? I can't tell. So then Matt's like, it's only 721. I can so waste them. It is my best night. I think as Lexi's not here. And Muley's like, well, Lexi was out of line Like, you know, you were saying some shit things, but she took it to the next level like the first time in the hot tub

She and I hated each other Yeah, Muley says you know, you know, I feel like in some ways that Lexi and I are very we grew up very similarly We grew up in a religious household. Well, she's not anti-abortion obviously. And Malia's like, well, she's still trying to be loved by her mom, which is still a very fucked up situation. I've been in that situation. I basically am Lexi. I am Lexi. We all are Lexi. We are all Lexi. Okay, he's like, well, she did just lose her dad. And Courtney's like, um, we just missed a full conversation about Lexi. And Matt's like, you didn't miss anything. And, Lord, I guess why are we talking about her? She's gone. And Katie's like, yeah, she

fucked up massively, but I still don't think she's a terrible person. Disagree. but I still don't think she's a terrible person. Disagree! And Katie is like, I think Matthew is lucky to be here and out of anyone does not have the authority to speak badly about her. You know, zip your little pie hole mate, drink your wine and eat your dinner, huh? Yeah, but she's a terrible person. Well, she's a human being and she fucked up massively. And Katie is like, well, you can't say that. And we come on, she's human human being and she fucked up massively.

And Katie's like, well, you can't say that. And we come on, she's human. And Courtney's like, yeah, she's human, everyone's human, everyone's human. I'm still angry about her standing in my dirt pile. I'm like, bro, it like you didn't really have like a like to stand on in the first place. No pun intended. And now the fact that you're actually still harboring resentment. And this is coming from me, someone who harbors resentment over lots of small petty bullshit for years at a time. But the dirt pile, you gotta get over that.

Yeah. And so Katie's like, listen, R. State, I don't know you're going through a rough time. And Courtney's now sobbing wastage. She's like, yeah, but the thing is everyone's way through the road. Yeah, Alexie shared it moment in the restaurant because we were talking about our dads and stuff and how Z is just always being the friend zone. Sorry, Z. And I know that everyone deals with things differently, but no matter what you're dealing with, you have to be, you don't have to be a cut fitness to be put into deal with something. I love that she doubles down on the cut fitness too.

Yeah, after being like, I didn't even know what I was saying. So then she talks about her dad and cries. And Mulea's like, Lee Sin, you are a gem. Like I never knew you were going through things. You're a legend. But some people don't have that.

And Matt's like, Boo Boo Leah, stop calling Lexie a nice person, because she's the worst in my sick of the Lexie defending. And Molly was like, she's not a horrible person. No, she's the worst. So Lloyd goes, I would like to say, I also like to say, the yachting industry should take the firing statements of like every other profession.

Like just because it's yachting doesn't mean it should be like oh will a lot bra will a lot bra and Kenny's like yeah, but Lloyd you don't live in you don't leave and work and do everything together and in a normal world You get to go you get to work from 8 a.m. to 5 p.m. And then go home. So it will always be different And he's like well, I put a lot of time and effort into changing my career. And I certainly didn't think that entering the industry would lead to times like this. My previous experience and the experience on this boat with Matt and Lexi has made me very weary of my next job. And is it going to be a safe and understanding environment? No, there's a very good chance that it will not be and you will still survive it, okay?

Jobs are not a big hug fast, okay? You go in and you do your shit and then you go home Listen, just watch below deck at season any season of any below deck and you will know what you're in Two four and like I'm sorry that you had a very abusive boss that can be traumatic but also like maybe yachting us in for you or Abie beg maybe working isn't for you maybe being in public just isn't for you sir okay so Matt's still going on Lexi she's dead to me I'm still married she's dead to my pilot dude like so David like, but if the world lived like that, I'd have written you off. You need to take a moment to appreciate

that she's still a fucking human being, and she's still has feelings, and she's still a human being. So David tells us, he has like kind of a monologue to us, and he's talking about how he gets like C, because he was in a super dark place too one time. And he got so depressed that he actually took medication. And so he convinced himself that if he took it all, he would just sleep for a few weeks.

But then he woke up in the hospital bed the next day. And it was a very dark turn. So I guess he, I think, did he say something? That sounds like it. But then he say earlier in the season that he, I think he got into a car crash and like his best friend died, but he survived. Something like that.

I think that was something. I'm sort of surprised. They did not touch back on that. Yeah. So Matt's like, well, Dave's all religious about Lexi now. Just fucking stop. Matt, just up. I'm not happy.

Today was shit. That's all I got. I got nothing up. I'm not happy today was shit That's all I got I got nothing more. I'm sorry. That's Dave saying that Yeah, Dave's like today was shit. Well, he's like why because well that's all I got I got nothing more So now everybody's like super drunk and traumatic like the mood went from like what best friends is convocation to like I Almost killed myself. And then because my dad, yeah, that brings just like this horrible darkness upon the whole room, right? So they're like, God, let's just go, the sucks.

I hate everybody here. Yeah, so now they're like in the, they're in the bands or whatever. And David's just saying like, I'm tired. Everyone's tired. It's difficult coming from nearly four and a half years on boats. Like this morning I felt like I was being told something that was a bit ridiculous. Nothing against it. It's difficult coming from nearly four and a half years on boats. Like this morning, I felt like I was being told something

that was a bit ridiculous. Nothing against it. It's just, it's payshit. It's payshit. Yeah. And Mollia's like, well, I'm harder on you because like we've worked the same kind of way. Like this morning was all about loyalty,

but I don't hold them to the same pedestal I hold you. And kid, it's like, oh, I think it's a leader. It's the same thing I feel about cool me. Yeah. And Malia Basil is like, I can give you less direction, but I have more expectations. He's like, well, I just felt condescended to you. Was it because you made, please don't say rookie mistakes, rookie mistakes.

And Malia gives the full count. And what I say to you is I completely understand you and appreciate you and I'm lucky to have you You complete me So then Matt Z and Lloyd are in their van and Lloyd's like Matt you want to stand you're lucky to be here right like your food's good But you did act like a little bit of a knob And that's like yeah, but it's the same time. I don't give a fuck How pissed are you like on a skatedive one to ten and maccus well I'm holding a bite of tequila and two beers So now they get back on the yacht and David just goes to sleep while

Courtney gets to work. It's working. There's more handstands working. And then we're just seeing them partying. There's one moment where Courtney is just dancing with a butternut squash, which I appreciated. Don't know where that squash came from. Why was there? Why she was dancing with it? But, you know, it was a nice moment. And they're just being all sloppy and messy. Yeah, I'm William Farts. And then Courtney and Zee are talking outside or Courtney's Zee and Matt I think right they're on the doc. Yeah, Courtney He brings yeah, Zee brings Courtney out like piggybacks like she piggybacks on to Zee outside to this like to the doc And she's like And then Zee just falls backwards into the bushes.

It's not an episode without Zee just falling over for no good reason. And it's like the most, like, it's the most folly fall of all time. It's literally like he falls backwards and his feet are just in the air, just like two feet poking up. Like a cartoon fall. So then speaking. Like, like our cartoon fall.

And so then speaking of cartoons, Matt goes to bed. David's already sleeping and Matt goes in and drops his backpack and then immediately he's like, yeah. It was being awful. Yeah, I was trying to get him to a good cartoon. So then that's the morning. It's five hours before the charter, and it's a windy day, Ronnie.

It's a windy, windy, windy day. And it gets up and she's like, today's gonna be windy, so I think we're going early. This is not the charter I wanna end on. It's gonna be tough, but we can obviously help out a little, but you know, Katie's like, no, no, don't worry. It's not on you guys. And Malia says, well, the last guests weren't demanding.

And if Yawning has taught me anything, it's that that won't happen twice. So now there's cleaning, lots of cleaning, and Malia sees Lloyd, and she's like, you seem stressed, and he's like, oh seem stressed and he's like, oh, I got my radio. So he's like panting and sort of disoriented and so she's like, hmm.

And he tells, he says, that he has a lot going on in his head. Like, am I going to find a new deck crew? What's my next job going to be? Is it not going to be a place that, like, is it going to be safe? Is it going to be not be a place he wants to be cleaning at? I don't know what, is it gonna be, is it gonna be safe? Is it going to be not be a place you want to be cleaning

and I don't know what's it gonna be safe? Will it be safe? So he's just like spiraling while he cleans. Yeah, and so Malia goes to Sandy and Captains like unfortunately the wind is coming earlier. Oh yeah, I know. I checked this morning. So we're starting early and heading to our winds again.

Oh, I know, checked it this morning. Okay, I'm gonna go to an anchorage, wind safe. our win. Oh, I know. Checked it this morning. OK. I'm going to go to an anchorage, win safe. I know. Yeah. I know. All right. Get the fuck out of here, Malia.

I cut the air. I'm in. So K-Stum, I got sore. And then the producer asks her, I think it was that Nadine. She goes, do you have any regrets with your decision to voluntarily go astute out? And Kitty goes, well, I have a little bit of anxiety and nerves but I generally feel like I'm made the right decision because as we all know what your work's best when it's understaffed and will just work you know 20 hour days for 4 days straight that should be sustainable shouldn't be a problem at all and if anything goes wrong I'll just puke and look for more.

at all and if anything goes wrong, I'll just puke and look for molds. Yeah. And then she goes, I'm very anxious. So then Malia is on deck and she's like, okay, guys, last charter, her key and provisions come. And let's see, pulling lines. And then Lloyd, how does Lloyd is working his lines, but he's heaving really loudly. And they're like, release the port. He's like releasing the port, releasing the port, has the bow again, and he's kind of freaking out.

He's doing it the way I would do it when I don't wanna do something. That's, Lloyd was doing like 11 year old Ben being told to mode the lawn, which is like, ah, ah, ah, ah, the lawnmower just won't start that. I don't think we should mode along.

I think it's broken. It's definitely like in that labored, whoop, like does not fully there, like not committed to the process. You know, but I think he's having a panic attack or something. And so then the captain's like, lion's and Lloyd, Lloyd, Lloyd is a clear maneuver. He's like, okay, okay, you can come in now.

So then Courtney's ironing, okay. She has to go to captain's sannies room and then captain's like, well, you know, what are you doing today? And Matt's like, well, I was gonna do a cheesecake, but I mean, is the primary allergic to cheese? Hey, Katie, should I make cookies too? And she's like, oh my God. He's like, what? So now they are moving to the new anchorage

and they have to drop time to drop for in the water. And so Lloyd is now dropping the anchor and he's not saying anything. And is he dropping it? Is he dropping it like his hat? What's going on? Do you copy? Copy, copy, drop it in the anchor. Uh oh, Malia, you might have a mistake. I'm not going to say

what type of mistake, but if I were speaking pig Latin, it might be oogi ray, oogi ray mistake, Malia. So he's dropping the, he's dropping it. Malia is like, Lloyd, Lloyd, slow down. You can't even tell the colors. And he's like, all right, I can do this. She's like, um, that's like right at the waterline. And so she tells us something's really off with him. She's like, some really, really, God, I would love a cookie, but unfortunately it's just a rookie mistake being made. I hate rookie mistakes. So she's like, you got to pick up your games. So there's more cleaning and more cleaning. And now Lloyd is, he's out on the naughty boy.

He's like inflating it and he's got a pump. And he's like, he's just, and, and, and, Malia's just like watching him. And then he's just like, and he just starts throwing up off the side. And he's like, I just feel a little bit anxious. Just a tight and the chest and in this time, I just want my, my heart to feel safe in the chest cavity.

That's all. Somalia is like Lloyd. Okay, just chill out, just go lie down and chill out. Okay, just relax right now. So if he goes off to the cabin, breathing hard and stuff, and so then Maliah goes to Sandy and she's like, I'm sorry, I didn't want to call this over the radio, but Lloyd is a little talk in the chest, so I sent him off the deck. I mean, you started this morning, you got really talk-chested. And she's like, oh my gosh, we should take his blood pressure. God, I've been wanting to do this. Lloyd, Lloyd, come to the bridge, come to the bridge.

Oh gosh, Lloyd, the heart problem's running the family. No. All right. Well, uh, dude, does Blant here run into the family? No. Hmm. Does getting your arms squeezed playfully by your captain right in the family sit down. We're going to do your blood pressure. Now, I hope I'm not a doctor, but I have written a one woman play called Dr. Scandi goes on the high seas. Okay. So we're just going to reenact some scenes some matter. Are you ready? So then David passes Malini's like, I don't know if he's heard, but Roy doesn't well. So like, I know David. So sorry, that was very condescended to. So Sandy is taking Lloyd's blood pressure and he's trying to become, but he like wants the puke.

And I'm just sitting there just like waiting for him the puke on Sandy's head because he's like, well, you okay? I'm fine. And she's like, okay, because I just feel stupid. You're gonna be okay. You're gonna be okay. And while you're calm down, I just want to remind you that panic attacks are a rookie mistake. Did Melia tell you that yet? Oh, you have the vomit again? No? Panic attacks are the rookie mistake of the psychological community. Okay. So then he's like, I just feel stupid because don't feel stupid. Now just, you're gonna barf. Okay, you know what? Go use my bathroom. Go. So I put some sandies, literally, and he needs to go to the shore. We're going to get him a water taxi. Hi, it's Sandy. Okay, no, no, I don't actually have a

problem with my chef. So I'm sending Lloyd to shore because his blood pressure is really high. It said 5,000 over 24. Yeah. And he has chest pains. He's nauseous. And he has a very small mustache. Could you please shave that off? Thank you so much. I'm concerned. So they sent him off when the water attacks he arrives and it's normal in a mustache. So like, okay, see you later, Lloyd. Give us a call. Everything's going to be fine. We're going to be fine. To your food, Lloyd. Now listen, don't worry about being nauseous. We're just going to put you on a little boat in choppy water and send you to shore.

Okay, shouldn't be a problem, okay? In the wind, isn't it really, especially windy day? Here, yeah, enjoy that. So he goes off and we have to find out what happens next week. I mean, pretty scary. Scary. I mean, it seems to me like it's clearly a panic attack, but that doesn't mitigate that it's a very scary situation,

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