Watch What Crappens - Below Deck Med: Ironing Out the Truth

Episode Date: June 20, 2018

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I mean, it's like make out. Yeah. And then Hannah and Adam are making out like in the club. Conrad. Who do I say Adam? Yeah. That's the kind of week I'm having. It's the kind of day I'm having.

I've had it all week long. And it's going to continue. My mind is what we call skated. What is what are Hannah and Conrad's couple name? Are they Hanrad or are they Conna? I like both, but I feel like Conna sounds like a survivor tribe. So I'm gonna stick with Hanrad. Yala Hanrad.

Also it has two A's. Hanrid. Yeah, I love two. Yeah, I like that. I love a double val name. I mean a double val name. I mean, a double name. Like Adam. Oh my god. Oh, okay, bye. Thanks everyone for listening. Okay. So they just want to go into the club. I went to fucking kill you. No, I'm this is not a club. I went to elementary school with someone whose name was he was his

family was like as Norwegian and his name is Stratt spelled S-T-R-A-A-T. Well one time I got a picture framed at Aaron's picture famous. Oh that's Aaron that's like a lot of a's. I guess it's two a's but it just feels like five a's. Yeah double A. Oh. Okay. So all right and Hannah are making out in a club. Hammer ad are making out in a club. We just named them. You gotta use it. And Casey is doing a step, touch, step, touch. And then she's doing, like, she's not even dancing, but she's trying to. And she's doing this thing where both of her head, you know that rowing motion? But that's like really little. She's like, row, row, she goes, I'm not stupid.

Something's going on. And they're making out like, good one, you're on it. Yeah. I mean, I can't tell if they're sharing a breath mint in an unconventional way or maybe they're kissing I don't know where Waldo is but I see a guy with a red and stripe white stripe hat on over there yeah she gets like Waldo for beginners it's like a page like two pages that are blank and there's like Waled over in the middle found him

It's spelled a word scrabble But meanwhile Brook for some reason has like walked out onto the street in the back alley and just like sitting down there with all the rats She's wasted this years were up alone in a back alley. I should just be a Some sort of hall on the streets of Naples Sit in on a doorway between the inside of the outside I've been up at distress. I can't go back to my family. No At the end of the day you got nothing for nothing

And so you can say for the life of the pool I got nothing for nothing. And so you can say for the life of the pool. Hello, she's just in my mitha rob. She's just drunk and depressed as hell. And so she's like sitting there and her heads bobbing back and forth, which I love that about this show because they get wasted on this show. And then they wake up the next day, pretend everything was real. Like you're all wasted, Like everything's forgiven, okay?

Yeah, so she's sitting out there. She's like, I'm a tarot, I let her to my good friend, she's like, Lucas, Tatar, she got a tarot after all. And so Adam comes down, he's like, hey, what's wrong, later skater? I need some time alone. It's like, yeah, why the fuck do you think

she's sitting in the back alley in the middle of Naples? Yes, she needs some time alone Well, it was actually big of him to follow her out after he just rejected her and hurt her feelings Because I was like that's not very Adam like but he does follow her and he's wasted to you And he just squats next to her which means he's planning on spending no time there, okay? Yeah, exactly. He's not committing he's not committing to a dirty butt, a dusty butt. And she goes, I like you. And his answer is so like sweet, he goes, I know you do. But I think you're letting your emotions get

messy right now, don't you, Brooke? I can't help it. I was telling Mr. Mrs. Gardener that I just have in such love with you and I wish to talk. Take walks with you into the city of London somewhere. He's like, yeah, well, no. She's like, I've always cleaned down to the idea of farm and the one. I love the idea of love. And he's like, yeah, sorry. Didn't happen right now for me, okay?

Sorry, I knew that's real hard to hear you, Skater later. And he's like, but I'll put some spinach in your omelette just to show that I care. He's like, yeah, she's impossible not to get along with, but you know, she's just not my tap. I'm like, yeah, 20 year old Skitty Blood girl. Okay, we know your time.

Mm-hmm, yeah. Um, with your pin-point little eyes. I looked up pin-point eyes, by the way, because I was like, that's not, oh, what is it when you have like little pin point little eyes, I looked at pin point eyes by the way, because I was like, that's not coquit. Is it when you have like little pin point eyes? And it says opiates. So there you go, web empty, everybody check it out. Great.

So meanwhile, they all get back on the bus to go back to the boat and a j'wauw and Casey of flirting and she's like, I just wanna go, she's made the way my dad's with my mom. And he's like, all I can do that. And then my computer, I was streaming this, my computer literally crashed. It just like, he goes, all I can do that,

and it just went black. Well, maybe that's how Casey's mom, like was in the car accident or something, and that's how Casey maybe Casey's mom like was in an axe a car accident or something That's how she found the dad. You know, no, my computer was like I reject all of this. I do too. Unfortunately, I couldn't just turn off Unfortunately, I did not have a spinning wheel pop up on my forehead and I had to sit through this. He's like, oh yeah You'll sweet you'll marriage material three this he's like oh yeah you'll sweet you'll marriage material I was like yeah gross you're so gross that's awful when you're sober and the calling behind him goes you're makin on everyone dude look at this guy we're going Mac truck he's mac and return of the mac yes you are return of the

mac I was in a very accident once and in Conrad Conrad and Hannah They're in the back Hanrat is just like making out in the back Mac Mac Mac Mac Mac Mac Mac Mac Casey's telling us about her love affair with Joao and she's like I really like coming holds my hand But I want a man that won't take no for an answer You know that that's a rapist, right? Yeah. It's supposed to be romantic, young lady.

Yeah, no means no. She's like, yeah, my dad kept asking my mom. She's like, no, no, no, no. And then finally, she said, yes. I'm like, she's probably, she's called the ran out of options. It's called, it's called, you're like 4040 decide you want to have a baby. So. and They saddled. So being so mean to her parents, I'm sorry, I'm sorry Kasey's mom, I didn't mean to to... Kasey's mom.

Kasey's mom has got something going on. Not sure what, but it's kind of okay. You're not making it better, Ben. Sorry. So then they all get back on the boat. And everyone separates their own areas like Zora with Casey and Guzhrow is like telling Casey can night and hand read out like sitting on the deck. And Brooke is just in the kitchen putting mayonnaise on

something. I don't know what it was. She was venting on salad. I was like, go impressed. But she had man she fully had mayonnaise out. I was like, yes, girl, yes. Yeah, I was so impressed but she had man she fully had mayonnaise out. I was like yes girl. Yes Yeah, I was like she's been to on salad, but that makes more sense Yeah, she's like I don't deserve anything better than a sidewall dog salad. I don't even like that. I don't even deserve the walled off part I just deserve Casey's like my parents say the wild or fun Kasey's like my parents say to the wild or fun Shut up

Shut up your little long staff I'm gonna have my pain Little have it I miss my sister's wedding for the salad So Conrad's like you won't believe this Hannah I'll never do this on day I'll never do this on boots I'll never never fall for someone on bait

And showing affection and emotion is completely new to me. I'm like, OK, so basically you're starting your own musical, right? This is the plot of a musical. I've never fallen on deck. And Hannah's like, all right, honey, we'll just leave you in the smite and I'll cigarette with my moody feet, which I'm'm not gonna explain. And then the morning kind of like, I

usually keep my private life private, it's going to get every ruler half but a lot to have fun. So much fun. And Hannah's like, do we snog, we snog last night in front of everyone? I don't remember there to at all Where I don't want to know this is unbelievable I like to go on my first belt, but I didn't tell her and now I regret it Isn't it so nice having someone that you could potentially fall in love with on a boat And then they might potentially fall in love with you too and you have a real romantic connection. Oh, look, Brooke, you're down there. Hi. Oh, I never did it.

I'm in my last team. I'm such a dick. And because Hannah and Conrad are on the upper bunk and books down below, like writing love poetry. And so Hannah's like, she just like like put her head down below and she just give her a full on like oh Hannah you know it's just like a full sympathetic honey I know look corn rads up here you literally blow dick right me they're just like mocking brook which is so fresh me then we meanwhile we then get Jamie's big story point of the episode. I love chocolate milk.

You can do everything with chocolate milk. You can drink it. You can put in cereal. You can have it with dessert. You can have it with dinner. You can have it with lunch. You can have it with chocolate milk. Sometimes if you drink chocolate milk, the only thing to be bitter is other chocolate milk.

Sometimes you can take two different types of chocolate milk from two different brains and blend them together and you get a chocolate milk swirly. Is it chocolate chocolate milk or chocolate milk milk? Have you put the chocolate milk on ice cream? That's fun. Put it in coffee. It's also fun. Hannah's like, girls, could you please be careful with my laundry because it's been washed and chocolate milk. Some hair. All the napkins are tan now. All right. So it's time like Hannah.

Hannah, Adam, Hannah, Hannah, Hannah, Hannah, Hannah, Hannah, Hannah, Hannah, Hannah, Hannah, Hannah, Hannah, Hannah, Hannah, Hannah, Hannah, Hannah, Hannah, Hannah, Hannah, Hannah, Hannah, Hannah, Hannah, Hannah, Hannah, Hannah, Hannah, Hannah, Hannah, Hannah, Hannah, Hannah, Hannah, Hannah,

Hannah, Hannah, Hannah, Hannah, Hannah, Hannah, Hannah, Hannah, Hannah, Hannah, Hannah, Hannah, Hannah, Hannah, Hannah, Hannah, Hannah, Hannah, Hannah, Hannah, Hannah, Hannah, Hannah, Hannah, Hannah, Hannah, Hannah, Hannah, Hannah, Hannah, Hannah, Hannah, Hannah, Hannah, Hannah, Hannah, Hannah, Hannah, Hannah, Hannah, Hannah, So it's time for the preface sheet meeting. And our primaries this week are Derek and Ilana Iliana Milan. Ilana Milan. Yeah. And they are open to trying anything to shift repairs. It's like, whoo! Wow, wait till they get their chicken salad. No, that's Matt.

You're confusing with Matt from... If you want to formatat from from below deck classic I also complained about that on this they're like why do we always get a chicken So I'm trying to check you up for so the game knows two episodes together like why do we always get a chicken salad? Yeah, and I have pressed dramatic stress disorder from those last guys. Can this be true? Someone one of our listeners on Twitter, basically tweeted at like honey, honey sarshar. And it was like, it was like, basically like,

you're an awful human being and you're giving us Jews a terrible name. And then they see see us. So then I like, I was like, oh, I want to see what honey sarshar's profile looks like. And the woman accidentally tweeted at like some teenage girl in Mexico or something. And I was like, I think you just tweeted a teenage girl. It was so funny.

Which is probably that girl is more mature than honey sarshar. I think I added my dad wrong on Instagram on Father's Day. I was like, oh, awkward. You're like, I added George W. Bush. It was really good. So it's out. It's with Cassie. It's like, what are you doing?

And she's like, oh my God. It's so like my dad says to my mom, I'm just doing laundry, but it's so hard. It's hard to tell who she's or who's. It's like, I think I'm how it's, but it's so hard. It's hard to tell who she's or who's it's like I think and how's like don't Dispray to get out of that Joe get out and Jow's like well she's wicking phone Well she's wicking phone Now he's just gonna laugh while he's being a dick the whole time But I don't know if it was just this episode or if I'm just noticing it now, but the only person I know that laughs

I don't know if it was just this episode or if I'm just noticing it now, but the only person I know that laughs really hard at nothing like that is me. And it's really annoying to see it in somebody else. I'm like, I am furious. And that's how it's all is. It's making me crazy. I'm seeing myself in all these horrible people this week. So now the moment that Hannah has been waiting for the time which you can pass to aggressively address Casey's resume issues. So she's like, all right, we're gonna

have a meeting. All right, everyone. So now that we're having this meeting, let me look at you, Casey, and give you full angry, honey, face. All right. Are you feeling quite confident in coffees now? And she's like, yeah, she's like's like all right and how much service have you done she's like now her she's got like full on honey face and she's like yeah service she's like he says here that you said that you don't serve the service do you don't serve a service she's like I mean I didn't actually write silver service I mean I've written the word silver before and I've written the word service I mean like what is there silver bronze and gold and broke is just what watching which is like,

God, I would hate to be here. I would just be so troubled. It'd be like, how could I find love in the world without such shame about my service? I'd never lie like that unless I was pretending to be someone's wife for the rena coma. And just hoping it would work out by the time they come out of it. I would never lie like that unless it was a matter of the heart. So, so Hannah goes and she comes back, she's like, honey, honey, honey, have a printout. All right, it says right here, silver, service,

you see those two words when you put them together, that makes silver, service, silver, service. Let's get to this section entitled, Hunain. Man. Hunain, holy. Do you have barista training? And she goes, um, yeah, I can make Jackson Cokes. She goes, my bartending certificate. Yeah, she's like, um, barista training.

She's, oh, you mean coffee? Yeah, you put the pod in the thing. And you click the button. It's like a coffee machine. It's like, okay, so like, I'm not an authentic Starbucks barista. I'm like, oh my god, they pressed the button too. So funny in the heavens. It's like, this this is you see V see saying you didn't write it

And she's basically like yes, I gave my resume to a friend to polish it and I guess that maybe they just like You know did too much and then so then Hannah makes herself a victim my resume to a friend to polish it and I guess that maybe they just like, you know, did too much. And then so then Hannah makes herself a victim. She's like, I just feel stupid and lied to you to be honest. I do. I do. Honey for me.

Sympathetic honey honey. Honey me. Honey. I'm not trying to bullshit my way out of this. I'm going to make some gay guy back home. And then it's like, oh yeah, I've been lied to. Honey. It is a sleepy. What's on your sleepy as your responsibility, okay?

She goes now I'm stuck on a boat with someone who didn't know how to make a fucking coffee in case he goes I can't make a fucking coffee She's like what goes she's like all right what goes in coffee honey. No don't you dare say honey like that honey goes in tea Have dear you ruin honey So then we cut to calling he's like mom He's on the phone with his mom and he's like hey, I'll tell you one thing about this boat New York pizza's better than then out here in Italy mom She's like

I was like this is the impersonation made for Ron and he loves these sort of ladies. She's like, oh, how are you, honey? She loves you, like, hey! Ah! You had any good time and he's like, oh, my mom, like, I'm the only, I'm like an only son, so like, my mom just babies, she loves it.

She wants to see me all the time. She cries when I don't invite her over. I'm like, oh, I live across the street everybody loves Raymond style. We're in Long Island. Literally just come over. There's literally no law come the basement dorm. Come on out. Come on down to crazy town. Calls land. So Hannah and the captain. She's like can a captain captain., can a can a can a can a can a can a banana banana banana banana? What is an up and an average? Why is there so much honey going around down there? Okay.

Hannah, Hannah, your name rhymes with banana banana. Don't think that is lost on me. I just want to point out by the way I shifted in my chair and it sounded like a huge fart and it was not a fart. So I don't know if you could hear it on the podcast. No, it's just let I'm sticking to the leather, you know It was a fake leather the leather so yeah, can I hand me hand me hand me hand me hand me hand me hand me hand me hand me now Let's just sit down together, okay, and then Hannah comes up and she the captain's cleaning shows got it dirty boat I hate a dirty boat as much as I love a banana. God, I love that banana. Okay, if you had the choice to marry a banana, a hug, or a dirty boat, which would it be,

Hammeth, this is a very important test. I like to play this game in sort of a variation on a popular one. It's called Mary Clean Kill. Mary Clean Banana. Okay. Which one would you want to marry? Which one would you like to clean? And which one do you want to just put on a banana and let her rip? So Hannah's like, well, honey, all I have quite a few news. It turns out that Casey, a CV, is a lot. Have a bet, honey. Well, CVS isn't lying to you that just changed their names.

I know it's confusing. Well, you know, I have to say I'm not a big fan of sci-fi, so I don't think I'm going to CV, but I know a lot of people like that series. God, they even remade it, I'll tell you. Yeah, I'll tell you, you know what, I don't like eating mice so if I see those people eating mice I tell you, I'm not gonna CV. So she's an awedwicked ad, her CV's alive, I asked her about barista and she said Kofipled.

She doesn't know what silver services. And Sandy's just like, so they're silver, golden brown. Time. Time. God, I love that show, especially when that training came through, no, not silver spoons, silver service. Still like that, Sean. This is a farable offense.

The captain's like, yeah, this is bad. But, you know, look look I'm pissed she lied but third stew third stew is entry level. Hannah should have taken her time to train her by now. All right. Now it was it was very let's go back to Yemen when I was writing that book. Roll war. How about that? It was very reminiscent of a certain scene in mad men season one with Pete and Don and their boss. I don't want to give away in case anyone hasn't seen it. But basically Pete tries to tattle on Don and tries to get Don fired and the boss is like,

who the fuck cares? Yeah, pretty much. The captain's like, well, you know, coffee pods are a good invention. Have you seen the Nespresso pod artwork downstairs, Hannah? Oh God, that's goodness, press a word. So now Hannah is like, she is on a mission to turn the whole boat against Casey. So she goes up to Conrad, then Adam, then Jamie, then Broke. And they're doing that thing with Cross' dissolves, the show, just the extent of how she's talking on and on.

She's like, well, can you believe it? Conrad? Guess what? I've never been so mad. It's a fake CV. CV. Hey Adam, look at this. It's a fake CV. Jamie, fake CV. It's like chocolate milk. And then someone said, Nick, I guess what? There's no chocolate in it. And Brooke, it's like, it's bad CV. It's like someone took the last 50 pages of a gene awesome novel. Will they get together? We'll never know. Bad CV. me. Meanwhile, Casey's trying to art iron a coffee pod. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Casey lied about everything. I mean, she said silver service and she was like, oh, I'm calling it like your foot. So the captain's like, crew, crew, crew, captain, captain, captain, crew, crew, crew, please be in your uniform's hegs.

Now, you may want to put on some repellent for those of you guys who don't like Incess, because guess what? We got got some pretty white was coming right on board see what I did there wasp alert was oh my god this guests these guests I mean are like the complete opposite of every guest it's ever been they're too nice they're most people that don't trust because they're just constant. Thank you. Wow. Thank you. This is amazing. What a boat. Thank you so much. Hey boat. Thank you boat. Yeah, they were really just like very friendly and very waspied. They're like, okay, we're just going to come on. Have a great time. Oh, this is lovely. This is great. All right. Yeah, you do your thing here. Do you want us to help? We can help.

And uh, works like what do you think had him and he's like well they've got Genuine eyes and genuine smiles What the fuck She's like you know, I'm so mortified after what happened with Adam and I want to avoid him But I can't because we always wind up at the same dance together. It's more fun But I can't, because we always wind up at the same dance together. It's more fun! Hey, it's behind the stove, and I'm a fro of it, I want in to see what he's gonna pull out.

It's long! I'll tell you who's really handsome. Mr. Pemuk, he's a handsome, handsome charter guest. And Alan goes, Well, the guests have ten legs, so, they spend time at the beach, they can't possibly be upset with life. It's just their legs. Yeah, yeah, that's you you're drawing way too much out of that and I applaud you. So um, all right, charter number four.

We're ready to go. All good in the neighborhood. Here we go. So they leave they leave the the dock and it's windy. It's super windy and dry I was like prevention is better than a cure, you know, and we need to be fixing things on this dick and Conrad doesn't have a Checklist and on if our monitor the checklist he'll get mad at me. So I'm just gonna let him fuck up. That's what we do in Zimbabwe Yeah, I'm a captain like dick crew dick crew secure everything we've got some wins Yeah, I'm a captain's like dead crew dead crew secure everything we've got some wins Train that hot tub They show the hot tub like coming over the edges and watching windy and everyone scared and then they just show Casey with the iron falling around There's like iron marks all over the walls. She's like

So She's like I have a headache, but I took a pill so then Hannah is Hannah's like up with this planning lunch and she's like I think we have lunch inside because it's too windy and dry I was like it will we have blinds for the dick. We can put the blinds down and then he's like, God, look at that initiative. You know what, he's can make a great leader. He's got great initiative.

He loves pulling down blinds. What a great guy. God, he's really great with sexual harassment already. This is gonna be good. Someone go put their thumb up Joao's, but don't make him ask for it, okay? I'll give him a country to lead okay So the captain's like Hannah Hannah. Oh, no, who says this? I guess Adam. No, Hannah is like Adam

Get up a girl out. Oh, yeah, I don't know. I've got Hannah Hannah plating protein, but none of that makes sense Yeah, well, there's a lobster situation. What's lunchtime? Yeah, so serving everybody and the guest are like, whoa, look at that heap of potato salad. That is amazing. Potato salad. Are you kidding me? A chicken salad and a potato salad. Oh my god. Yeah, there's only one way to bump this up.

Oh my god, you did it with an ex salad too. Wait, is that a macaroni salad? Stop. It's time for commercial it's time for a crap and commercial So this chef the chef comes out and he's like hi You guys want to talk about dinner and they're Chef you are amazing, but then I'll go Like you're freaking out all over themselves

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And then Sandy is like, uh, Conrad, Sandy to Conrad, Sandy to Conrad. Are you setting up the toys? He's like, what I need, what I need you for you to do is be more on deck and less about Hannah and that crazy deflated bold. Certainly no banana. If I say so, get that goddamn. That just kind of pissed me off.

And then Hannah's like, well, let's talk about this bull. Is it really a bull? Let's check it, see, Vee. I'm on to something here. Turns out that this bull is trained in silver service and will be starting up as a third Steve. So Adam and Casey, Adam's like, he hears like clunk, clunk, clunk. Whoa, what the hell is going on over here?

This is okay. And she's like, I'm the thing, since ironing dishes. I was about to say that. She's just crushing dishes under her iron. Yeah, so that's another one. I don't want a fold this cutting board. This bowl just round, how do you make it flat? I keep pressing the iron, but it keeps being round.

So he's like, oh, what the hell? What's his god damn? Oh, hey, it's you. That is not being too hard on you. Is she? You know, I keep saying you're a New Yorker. You've got it. There you go, kid.

I'm back here jerking off. I'm saying, yeah, he's like, oh, hand is not being satanic, but you see who, hey, no. I'm putting spinach in yours and you get an extra cookie tonight. And it's like, so I heard from the other vans on the RV, the RV lot that Hannah's going around telling everyone cases of Lyron. Look, I don't approve of that, but I did it.

I'm not going to hate it for that. Think it till you make it. It's what I did. Thank you. Yeah, exactly. We saw what happened last season onions. So now meanwhile Jamie is outside doing what is her god given right which is to stare at the hot guy Sure, let's jumping around. She's like I just have to stay. I

Don't get lost sex on land and on a boat. It's even less and the closest I can get is just to stay So I'm gonna stay and pretend I'm drinking some chocolate milk right now If I'm not getting it in my journal, I'm getting it in my eye now. What's it? What's it? Chocolate beer. So now it's like nighttime.

We should also mention there was a scene of Colin trying to ride the floating bowl and he's like, oh, it's like being on the ferry all over again. Oh, my God. Let's say, send mom. Mom, my mom, I'm on it. I'm on it, mom. Oh, no, I'm off.

You know, mom, mom, stop crying. You can't, mom, okay, I'll be home soon. I'll bring the bull to. And Chow was like, I think that bull is flutin' with me. Getin' some of that bull. He would fuck that bull. I actually do things. He would just like yeah. So now it's nighttime and the guests are in they've got these wacky valour sweat suits. They're crazy.

They're like wow thank you sweat suits. So the captain is with Rick and she's in the kitchen eating something and Brooke she goes y'all And Brooke goes it's absolutely delicious Not it's not for my waist that I'm on a diet and like captain goes as seafood diet And Brooke goes yeah, she goes say food and eat it Get it. Yeah, that's that's that's what was making that joke. Yeah, that was the joke there Broke oh, I'm so mortified It's just so hard to think straight and make good jokes with my heart so broken

And I ask her question They better tell you I was in love with you yet Captain's under other question They've had their day hours in love with you yet. Captain Sande, have a question. When a bloke breaks your heart, heart, he could have hurt. It's like, I don't know. What's going on? Just trying to eat my pasta. Tell Hande to get her head out of your ass. How about that? Okay, it's gonna piss me off. Captain Sande, I wrote a letter. Could you bring it to Adam, please?

He's right here, please. Just bring it to Adam? Please, he's right here. Please just bring it to Adam. I'll be in the parlor. Adam's like, not that in you. So Casey is like, um, I've been on charters and sure they were day-yots, but I thought it would be enough, you know, it's not brain surgery, but I have a degree in psychology and it can't be harder than that. Now one thing reality TV has taught me that kind of everybody has a degree in psychology psychology. Psychology and sociology. Yeah. Part of those, or those to get, no offense to anybody out there. But I'm literally curious because this week's

bonus is a big brother cast preview thing. And there are some of the biggest dodo birds like a degree in psychology. I think the key is having a masters or a doctorate in psychology or a psychiatrist. I think that's where the real where the real payoff is, I think, I think having a degree in psychology is, yeah, it's a little bit of one of those, you know, I'm not sure. I don't know. Yeah, I don't know. I feel like a lot of, I feel like you see a lot of like football players have psychology degrees also.

Well, there you go. So Hannah's like, all right, let's just give through this. OK, you clean the toilets and you put a paper towel on the window with some thing called windex. We use a window cleaner. So you can see the wind in there. Can we try and win and lose less? How about we use less lose dicks?

I'm trying. I'm using more wind dicks. There's rubbish in the beans. There's what marks everywhere. Things need to be straightened up. Are you looking at me? Honey, honey, honey. And now there's also this.

You go, this, okay, you put the fitted sheet over the pillow. That's not right. Okay, so they say, that I've been over here with a microfiber. So, then why are there mocks on the wall? Oh, no. Where is your chick list? Where is it? I'm doing it fine. I would never with a microfiber So then why are there mocks on the wall on I ways you chick leased? Where is it? Because I'm doing it fine. You know you belong hard under false pretenses and you better learn or I'm gonna fire you She's like I'm basking in the reflected glory that's a psychological term So

She's like iron's a press on onto her back of her hand. She's like I better a on my hands So upstairs here iron what do you think about immigration? Oh, is this like what the cold world was like? Because like I'm ironing a curtain. So upstairs, the wasps are like, is this not the most comfortable thing you've ever worn? Sweatsitos, am I right? Sweatsitos. Wacky. And Adam's like, these people restore my faith in humanity. So I'm going all out for them to give some seared eye. I was like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. But before I put my meatloaf out, it's going to take about 35 minutes for me to plate

them. So Hannah, slow down the plating. She's like, gold it, honey. So she goes upstairs and she's like trying to clear and the hot guys like, I'll help. And start stacking the dishes and start clearing. She's like, honey, honey, honey, stop, really stop it, honey. He's like, no, I'm hot. So this is what I'm going to do right now. That's what I do at home. Okay. All I do is work out and clear the table. Yes, where do I find you, sir? So here's the thing. They started claiming their own tables because they were leaving empty plates there,

with just terrible, terrible service. That is not how service works. You don't leave empty plates until the next dish is ready. The chef times the plate so that they're timed so that when the first meal is done, the second comes out. He's blaming her, this is his fault. And he does it over and over and gets mad.

You're just one with shitty timing. She can't just sleep dirty plates on the table. You ask. Well, I'll give him a slight pass because he's like the only chef. He doesn't have a sue chef and he's like guy who for all these people. So I'll give him a slight pass. But you don't, you don't hide that you're late with dinner by leaving dirty plates in front of them. And then say she's got bad service because she's trying to clear the plates. I mean, that's crazy. So Brooke is like, Adam, I have something totally scandalous to tell you.

The guests are clearing their own plates, isn't it just magnificently awful? I'm gonna get you a little bit of upstairs right here downstairs. Isn't that the most terribly scandred listing you've heard, Adam? Kiss me! Kiss me now, Adam! He's like, all right, come down over here, Daisy. It's like, look, I'm almost done with these sides of not that into you. She'd like to do a taste of it before I send them out to you. Oh, you're so rich, I just think it's a lot more. I can't help it. The heart wants what the heart wants.

God. So the guest of desert. Nothing from preventing the guests from backing me up. So you're really an idiot. So the guests are drunk now and one of the women is like, knowing you should about us, Eric's like, clear your plate. I'm like, what? What?

Yeah, because they're getting shitty service because no one's clearing their plates. So now it's time for the next dish. I don't know why I wrote this down. See who Chappie know. I have nothing else beyond. I just go see food Chappie know, honey. Because you're looking at the food.

So, joowowow. It's like, we love thought about it calling. And as much as I like Casey, if you like, like that, there's consequences, opportunity is small and Zimbabwe. And then they show a picture of him with these roaring lions and he's like, so I'll get it to just fake it. You got to fake it to get opportunity the tuned to Dean's the Bobway I'm like, what is the story here that you like about being a lion trainer like I'm trying to understand Yeah, he's like and if you fake it and you don't make it you're fucked. Well, that's true

So then so Hannah comes in to the kitchen because it's time for dessert and Adam is like he's Plating since we're like deconstructed caracake and she's like all right honey All right, like I like your caracate cookie thingy. He's like this since we're like deconstructed carrot cake and she's like all right honey all right like oh, I like your carrot I like your carrot cake cookie thingy. He's like this is a carrot cake. It's not a cookie thingy It's not a cookie thingy. Well, it's not a cake either. It's like a flat little It's like I'm looking at square coasters that are made of carrot cake honestly You're so lucky to recall cookie thingies. I'm gonna freak out if she announces this is a cookie thingy. Okay, I've got the past and cheesy thingy ready.

He's like, he's like, Hannah's distracted by Conrad. No woman who is on her game would call it a cookie thingy. It's Carike. That's been dismantled and turned into the shape of square cookies. Oh, so Hannah's making fun of them. She's like, oh my God, you are amazing, Edom. And he's like, I hate you, dirty dish clearer. So my time comes.

Wait, wait, what? And then she brings the, she brings the carrot cake up to the gas. And they're like, oh my God, look at those lovely crisps. Mm-hmm. Curric crisps. Mm-hmm. K-Rate crisps. Yeah. So, uh, then this is where Casey's in her bed. Mm-hmm.

Okay, so Casey's in bed and she's reading like all these loosely fapers that are in her instructions, I guess. It's like studying up. And, um, Conrad jumps in Hannah's bed again, of course. And then, uh, Ja-wow is like, wait, Jawha. Oh Jawha comes in and he's like, what, no, Jamie is in the other bunch. She's like, what is that? What are you doing? She's like, I'm reading my duties. I need other help I can get. Like I only know 24 at the 26

letters. So reading duties is really hard. I'm just trying to imagine what those say. He is how to make a coffee. Put the espresso in a thing and put in the espresso machine. Then press it button. Instruction number 35. Stop looking at your fingernails, honey. I know you're doing it right now. I can see you, honey. I can see who these papers, honey.

So let's see in the morning, Zhao Zhao. This is where Zhao Zhao is with Gacy. Yeah. He's like, what's up, Hood Rags? Yeah, I could look, cause yeah, cause she's back in the laundry room, like, swan around bouncing from wall to wall.

And he's like, just like, you know, Hannah can't fire you. Captain Sandy's the only one who can fire you. You know what, that's what I hate about y'all. It's this full sense of superiority. Someone who just won't leave it up, acts like they can fire you, but they can't. Zimbal boy. Which is actually good advice because Kasey immediately starts kissing the captains. But yeah.

But not before Brooke offers Joao a cup of tea and she's like, do you like a cup of tea? Good. Enjoy this because I'm going to go to my room for my daily crawl. And they're like, ha ha ha, secondarily I do everything. They're like, ha ha ha, really? Really? I cry because my husband, he went off to Germany. I never came back and we don't know what's happening with him and I cry every day.

And I'm pregnant. I had to go to London, somewhere else, gonna give birth to some I'm gonna cover up the baby. Just turning her into a wazzer face. Well, it was her name. I see I don't even remember her name. That's exactly her character from down that. Every character in that was so tragic.

It was the younger sister, but not the last. What's her name? We came back with the face, and nobody trusted if it was real him. I fell in love with someone who had no face. Lost his face in World War One. And miraculously, he came back to love. Never it was. Some ridiculous season two storyline. Oh, date, maybe.

So Hannah is sitting in the corner of the deck and smoking while Casey, I love that they do this to Hannah every year. They're like, he is Hannah smoking. Well everybody else is working on it. So they show Casey going up to the captain while the captain is making her own coffee. She's like, no, captain, I want to know how to make your coffee. And she's like, well, here's how to do it. You'll put one scoop of coffee and three scoops of hugs. Okay. And you say, but you know what, you never want to serve it right away. You want to let the coffee rest a little while. You know why? Because arrested coffee is a productive coffee.

Hey, could you do me a favor and order me a cup of nap? That would be great. Two spoons of full, two spoons full of sugar and use the spoon made out of hug. Okay. You know the best part about using a napkin? The nap part. Can't have a napkin without a nap.

The nap is your can. Okay. So anyway, so Hannah's gonna to send a brook to shore. The guests are going to go to Capri. So Hannah is going to send brook and she's Hannah is like, oh, that's marvelous. You get to see Bon Rose all day in the sun with my big shades. She like slipped into like a southern accent. Yeah, pretty much.

She's been watching Summer House. Yeah, then it's the slide. They're trying to like put the slide together or blow up the slide or whatever. And just like, it's twisted up. This won't work if it's hang on. Have you heard of it? It's a book with slide. It won't entwist itself.

You're walking right into the jaws of the monster. So Conrad's like, uh like it'll straighten itself out now I've got to go deal with the anchor or whatever and then they start blowing it out and Charles like where this won't work If it's tangled so I'm gonna untwist it myself Well Conrad rides the jet ski Yeah, come on You like move to rope so then so then camera comes back is like you know what you know what if I say something goes it goes It goes that's it if I say it goes just go with it just go with it

He's like what I'm tangled did you see the slide it worked out perfectly It's like because of what I did no it's because what I say goes what I say goes what I say goes, what I say goes, what I say goes, and what goes for me is finding love for the first. It's like, okay, stop singing Conrad. In olden days, a glimpse of stalking was looked on as something shocking, but now heavy nose. What I say goes, okay? Tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick- tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt pants found here on the island pre whatever she's telling Jamie and Brett she's like gosh I'd love it here can I just take Casey's outfit and become the third stew and they're like uh H. Lee yes that would actually be love lah so uh Sandy is like meanwhile Jow is like shaming something and Cindy's like oh, you're doing some hard work.

I notice, I notice you're like my own little banana. I see a banana and I love it. And Jeff's like, whoa, whoa, that's all that matters. Oh, oh, oh. I mean, while Casey's up in the bridge just vacuuming and saying, oh, good job, Casey, good job. Happy notice that the captain is walking around like loving on everybody that Conrad and Hannah are hating.

Is that coincidence? I'm loving it. And I love that they're playing jamboree music as Casey vacuums. So, what did this music come from? Like, sand is like, wow, you know, you're really coming so far. You finally figured out how to plug in a device. That's great. BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM air mouth. Whoa, whoa, whoa, let's try not to iron my pants once till in them. Okay. Easy there. All right. So the guys, oh, no, no, be

careful when you just tack that that wheel there, you're actually spinning it. Okay. Oh, now the yacht is yachts turning. Okay, Kasey, let's let's ease up. They're a little bit. It's hard. I know. Alright, Kasey, what are you doing with your head and what that's not how you clean a toy that case oh Casey you can't plunge a toilet with the iron oh she shocked herself okay come on well look I really see sickness so you know well done Casey you gotta wait oh god why are there so many metal things sticking to Casey now all right guys so Casey became magnetic after she's stuck in iron in the toilet

So just be careful with your make sure everything's bolted down around guys I would like you to say hello to your new first stew powder Try not to touch you'll get a little bit of a shack Don't let her get any sun, guys. Oh, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can, I can, I can't, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I'm having a car. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

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Oh Casey give me back my feelings. Jesus Captain this kind of red Captain Conrad looks like the jet ski sort of flew out of the ocean and got latch to Casey's back Can we get get the toy back in the water please? Thank you Turned out the only thing that was not susceptible to Casey's new super power was the bowl that they brought. Alright we got a real issue turns out the vacuum got stuck to Casey's side and started to suck her hair into it so now she's just a big old loop. Can we get someone to help cut those strands?

Thank you. So the gustrature in Manhattan is like he's some towels and they're like, towels! Hannah! Thank you so much! So then, everyone goes on the water toys and the hot guy goes, God, this is fun, but this is some salty,

I have water, right? And Khan, Radjuskos, it's sea water. I was like, oh, that's how you can tell he's been hooking up with Hannah. He's got a honey face hooking up with Hannah. She's doing he's getting honey face See what a honey So tonight they're setting up the or brick setting up the dinner table and Chow's like wow look at that doing the table sit up

And she's like oh you're okay. Are you sure? And she's like, are you okay? Are you sure? Because now she's, she's basically like the female's wow. She's just gonna go from whatever person she might have a chance with. Yeah, but she's more love sick and he's more horny. Even though I am a little bit of freak in the bed, sometimes I like to show my knee from under my nut gown. One time I bought a summer towel and I couldn't share my face in tan again for a month. One time I took my sleeping cap off. So I was waiting for a second

after the sentence. I'm so happy. It was perfect because it was. When Tom was sleeping, Kimmel! So two hours I listened. I don't want Brooke to get the wrong idea about me. Brooke, I don't want you to get the wrong idea. I don't want you to get the wrong idea either. I'm just so embarrassed because you said you didn't remember that we had chemistry, but you did say that if I do have chemistry, I do not.

And he's like, let's done over that's what we are saying, Zimbabwe tomorrow tomorrow, this is always tomorrow I love that. Oh, I can't wait for him to sexually harass me in the workplace tomorrow. It's supposed to be kind of like a romantic scene, but they're both standing there with their arms crossed at each other. I'm not like, yeah, it's a marriage.

That's a marriage, kids. Because it almost sounds like he's going to say, you know what, tomorrow, after these guests are gone, how about we get Dina and do this the right way? But he's like, tomorrow we're going to chat about a few things. For instance, what do you think about my penis, huh? You want to hold it? What was my penis feel like when you met? What's the measure of my penis with your mouth? So Adam is making his dinner. He's like, I've got my mojo back.

I made steak, cream, spinach, roasted roasted potatoes and zucchini. We're gonna take the potatoes with vegetables. Wow. Did you see the steak? Totally exciting. So Casey and Hannah are in the kitchen. And Casey's like, how do I finish the cabinets? She's way as the laundry doing.

But I'm just telling you I finish the cabinets. And I'm just asking you, I don't know. It's gonna go jam it. Get the honey down there right now What the honey Listen you mother honey Get down there. So Eric So Eric is the hot guy. So it's once again, he's cleaning the plates.

He's clearing the plates and Hannah's like, oh my God, he's such an anti-honey. Well, he's a honey, not a honey. What a honey. What a honey is, even though he's being sort of a honey, but I can't help it, he's being sort of a honey too. So. She's sitting down the stairs and she goes,

oh my God, and Adam goes, I hate that sound. The sound of Hannah's saying, oh my God, or the plates, I hate that sound. The sound of Hannah saying, oh my God, or the plates, I couldn't tell. So she comes in, she's like, he's clearing the plates again on her and he's like, oh no, the sir doesn't ready. Say no, Hannah, that's your job, I'm sick of excuses. Calm down, just calm down, I'm sick of it's never her fault.

But everything's fine because she makes, well, she gets lemon chalice for them. And meanwhile, Casey's downstairs and she's complaining and she's like, everything that goes wrong goes wrong. Little in my new details that maybe I overlook, I just can't, I have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have All the silver wears on her face. All the silver wears on her face. All the silver wears on her face. All the silver wears on her face. All the silver wears on her face. All the silver wears on her face. All the silver wears on her face. All the silver wears on her face. All the silver wears on her face. All the silver wears on her face. All the silver wears on her face. All the silver wears on her face. All the silver wears on her face. All the silver wears on her face. All the silver wears on her face. All the silver wears on her face. All the silver wears on her face. All the silver wears on her face. All the silver wears on her face. All the silver wears on her face. All the silver wears on her face. All the silver wears on her face. All the silver wears on her face. All the silver wears on her face. All the silver wears on her face. All the silver wears on her face. All the silver wears on her face. All the silver wears on her face. All the silver wears on her face. All the silver wears on her face. All the silver wears on her face. All the silver wears on her face. All the silver wears on her face. All the silver wears on her face. All the silver wears on her face. All the silver wears on her face. All the silver wears on her face. All the silver wears on her face. All the silver wears on her face. All the silver wears on her face. All the silver wears on her face. All the silver wears on her face. All the silver wears on her face. All the quarters off of your face. They seem to be stuck to it there Casey there There's the beautiful man I love She can never go back on land

She gets arrested for robbing like parking meters I Think I was just flying my face I can't help God so as a customer or the guest are like wow Really good I really wanted one I don't know why I snorted a key line so they're clear now clearing table time again Exactly the guests go to sleep and hand in comment or cleaning the table. Yeah. And hand out like, honey, how'd you make me small when I'm having such a shit day? He's like, maybe that's just the feeling of feelings.

Oh, I don't know. When you're down, look at me. Gross. So Adam and Casey, oh, no, Casey and Captain, right? I put in the morning. So I was like, did I do that? Well, Casey's cleaning Sandy's room and doing her sheets and everything. Yeah.

She's like, Casey, you have come a long way. I mean, geez, this morning I dropped some safety pins all over the ground. Now I don't even see him. Oh, they're on your face. They're on your face. Well, you're like a little porcupine, aren't you? OK, I'll let you take that off. Oh, they're on your face. Oh, you're like a little bork you buying aren't you? Okay, I'll let you take that off.

Oh, Casey, I read, oh, you know what? I thought that was addressed. Looks like it's just some tin foil that just wrapped itself right around you. Didn't it? So she's like, God, you've come a long way. You are even getting good at cleaning. I'm taking interest in you, Casey. And Hannah's like, God, she's so fucking dumb.

And it's so nice. She just like stomping through the throat. Conrad Conrad Sandy Sandy Conrad Conrad Sandy Conrad Conrad and Conrad Sandy. Conrad Conrad Conrad Sandy. Well now Colin, Colin, Colin, Sandy, oh, come on. She's like, oh, no. No, it's not your mom, it's just me. Oh, well, this is good. Colin Colin Colin Sandy said oh No, it's not your mom's just me. Oh, well, this is good Could you check on my mom? She's crying I think So let's get those anchors up while Colin since you're here. Let's get those anchors up

And cuz basically Conrad's with Hannah talking about Casey so now Conrad and Joao are over on the anchors and the music's all like, and she's like, Joao, you want to come to the bridge and the music goes, and they're trying to make it seem like, oh, this is really a slammer conrad but he's like all right have fun Now I don't take favorites, but I do appreciate initiative Somebody's gonna get to play with the steering wheel who's gonna do it his name rhymes with bow bow Hey, that's me. All right, it's doing real good. You like my hands. I'll live here kids You like that. No, I said drive not flirt. That's okay

And meanwhile the duck roost emptying out carrying garbage bags everywhere Hannah's like curse like And so and then jowls like smiling like a little kid. Oh, this is the perfect scenario for you like smiling like a little kid. Oh, this is the perfect scenario for you. So she's like, hey, that crew, that crew, that crew, could you come through an empty garbage and kind of, it's like, so he goes up to the bridge and he's still not mad about all of this, but he's like, hey, and they're just ignoring him.

And he's like, that guy must have golden bollocks. Only does this get prized and look at me and love with a girl who never even noticed. And I was like, I specifically noticed. I'm the one who asked you to kiss me. So, Jawa was like, I'm the captain now. And that's kind of where the episode ended with Jawa literally on a power trip like she is driving the yacht Yeah, a little power Casey's like stuck to the side of the boat

I think once he Casey oh she's attached with buoy. All right, let's circle back and get it I don't know who is stepping who from drowning but that girl's not letting go who from drowning but that girl's not letting go. Well, look at that. Who knew there were so many cans at the bottom of the ocean. They are all in Casey now. Yeah, every day, can the oceans. Like a woman clean up crew. Oh, it did Casey gets stuck to the bottom of the tender again. Oh, the gonna be there then we'll talk to you here in your ears where we are now. We'll be Saturday. Did you say Saturday or Sunday for?

I'm blue be at this point. I know. Saturday is our San Francisco day. Sunday is the gate pride parade in San Francisco. Damn it. God damn it. All right everybody we will see you later. Bye everyone. Hey, Prime members, you can listen to Watcher Crappens Add Free on Amazon Music, download the Amazon Music app today. Or you can listen Add Free with Wondry Plus in Apple Podcasts before you go tell us about yourself by completing a short survey at Wondry.com slash survey.