Watch What Crappens - Below Deck Med: Passion Police

Episode Date: October 1, 2019

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another one up that covers a scene by or a shot by shot breakdown of real housewives of New Jersey's New Trailer. So thanks to everybody so much for supporting us. You really do right by us and we love you. Ronnie, you have, can you hear me, Ronnie? I should mention to everyone, I'm still at home in New York at my childhood bedroom. I've got sort of a wonky connection. So there are sometimes where Skype sort of like withholds the audio and then just like

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Either way, I was just going to say you have such warmth in your voice. Oh, I thank you, Ben. That's all. I credit the vapors. Well, today's episode is below deck meds finale of the season. Ben, do you have a passion for your job? You know, I have a passion for meeting the people, but I'm not sure I have had a passion for cleaning the toilets in our podcast to do which we don't have. Yeah, which we don't have. Those are our personal toilets. I'm sure no one really enjoys cleaning those.

I'm sure someone enjoys cleaning them. I like how it smells afterwards when you clean cleaner toilet. Well, there you go. So this has been the longest season of below deck med in history. They've had 18 episodes. Yep, they've never had 18 episodes. They are, I know of. And man, I've enjoyed the whole season, but it is really crazy seeing how much stuff has passed like Milla.

I mean, who? Milla. That was so long ago. Yeah, the evil Russian who hacked our elections. I mean, wow, she was on this Yeah, and that's really all that they say that it's like a long time ago. Yeah, I know all these things that were so remember I mean June June was a while ago now. I mean this I mean this show I feel like I'm pretty sure this show has been on since Christmas and it's been it's been a long season a long season and so much has happened and yet nothing happens because as we go into this episode the big cliffhanger is table gate. The big issue is that the table has not been set. It's

8.30 in the morning, 9 in the morning now. People waking up at 10.30 table is not set. Sandy is mad. She's got a coffee cups in hand and she's just, she's like doing what's it called? Three cup Monti or whatever it's called, you know, but you only have two cups. So she's just throwing them around a lot. She's like, guess which one has the coffee in it? And I know they're both overturned. You can look inside and you know what? If you looked inside to see which cup is has the coffee, they both have it because you know what? Everyone gets coffee, but I'm still mad somehow. I'm mad. I think she looks like a wacky waiter from a cartoon in the 20s. He's just like carrying too many things like wow. So she's still she's in the midst of yelling at Hannah. She's like, if I'm cherry-during this book, I'd want to see the table set.

And Hannah's like, yes, Keptin Sandy. Gold it. Well, that's the difference between us Hannah. We're different when it comes to a level of service. And she's like, well, I guess our thought last night, it was more important that two people were on service than being white doing nothing for two hours. She's like, well, they were at three deck hands up. They were on anchor watch. And then she's just swinging that coffee around. They watched your fucking dishes Hannah.

And it's just that she was too busy this morning to set the table. Meanwhile, the deck has everything set up. Then we come to the deck answers, Chilling. I don't know. I mean, I get some of Sandy's point, but I also think she's just being so over the top for this like one little brunch that's happening

at the end of the entire entire season. I mean, Sandy, just say put the sporks out and just like call it a day. Give everyone a hug. I, we differ on this because I think she's just coming for Hannah because it's the end and she thought Hannah was going to be a terrorist this season. And she's still holding on to grudges from last season and ready to rumble with Hannah and it's not happening so she's making it happen over something like this because what she didn't mention was yes, Anna Stasia was up and didn't set the table, but she was making like arts and crafts for the table. So it's maybe she did it out of the order that you wanted, but she was like burning papers to put in their message in a bottle bullshit or whatever to make it a super special is to put in their message in a bottle bullshit or whatever to make it a super special table when they woke up. So it's not like people weren't working.

It was just out of the order that you wanted, you know? Yeah. No, I agree. I mean, I, listen, I think that Sandy's, well, we agree on that point, which is that Sandy's outrage is like a little outsized, you know? But I, and it's just, I don't know. I don't think that there's much more motivation beyond it. I just think that she's just being an overbearing boss. But that being said, so Hannah is not doing herself any favors because Sande is like, Lisa, nothing set up in the interior.

I've got a whole two coffee cups. I'm not going to put them down because they kind of feel warm in my hands, sort of giving my hands little two little naps, little hand that from warm coffee cups. But guess what? Where's the fresh orange juice? Where's that?

And Hannah just points at the grapefruit juice. And she's like, that's not orange juice. That's grapefruit juice. Well, what about that, honey? That's penzoil. What are you talking about? Here, well, what about that, honey? That's a big old.

That's not even a juice Hannah. Come on, you're getting dumber. What about that? That's Ben. He's literally not consumable. Well then I don't know what to say. I'll say this Cindy. We'll get on everything Cindy for 1030. She's just no Hannah now Hannah. Now like to see these we all jam to in junior I now Hannah 2019. Now that's what I call a tablespoon. Great CD great works to live by and bring in sexy back.

I'm bringing doily's back. So the music is playing like the music is that horror piano music. It's like. I want everyone up on deck. And then Hannah just gives sad hunting. Then there's like the first, if there's something that can go against Hannah, he's going to jump on the side of that. So it's like, Sandy has an amazing point. It's really lovely. The wake up to a sad practice day, it's a nice touch. Speaking of touch, I just touched the burner with my fingers and they've melted. I have no more fingers.

No more fingers here. It's also been a nice touch to have an assistant from Hannah's crew the entire time you've been on the boat that wasn't supposed to be working with you because you can't have a shit on your own. So while you're sitting there bitching about someone not doing enough, maybe you should say thank you. You should have. So Hannah's tells Ben, she's like, well, I guess it's bad. Apparently that the table isn't done two hours before service. And he's like, yeah, it should have been done last night. And she thinks he's on her side. So she laughs and goes down to think, God, Yeah, little bit. Shipronic.

Don't you think? So sexy. Yeah. Mm-hmm. That's Andy singing. She's singing for the Mao. She's singing for the Mao CDs. So Joao comes to the bridge.

It's called up to the bridge. And the captain's like, I just wanted to compliment you on your leadership skills. Because you, unlike names that rhyme with bananas, which I normally love, understand that we can guess wake up. They say, whoa, this is why I charter a yacht and not a cruise ship. Your years of working on boats, Joao, tell me this. Have you ever seen a table set in the morning? My God, damn lady.

Like, now you're going to talk shit to the other employees. Yeah, especially to the wow, who is the most toxic kind of employee, the kind who kisses ass to the superiors and is cutthroat to everyone else who is like his lover below. So of course, when she says, isn't the table usually the first thing said, he's like, yes, absolutely. It's usually at 5.30 to 6 in the morning. It's always set up, or as we say in some Bobway, it is ready. Oh, I'm lucky this is 9 o'clock and it's still not set.

Now listen to out, since you're someone who would set the table at 5.30 a.m. had you had the chance. I'd like to introduce you to the biggest dildo manufacturer in Germany my friend the dildo manufacturer They own huge boats and they're always looking for people. I'm gonna find you a dildo boat you out. I will find you a way Because her friend was the dildo manufacturer her rich friend who's been on twice now. Oh God that one. Yeah. She's like my friend is loaded. She manufactures Dildos. So that's the friend I know of Sandeys. So I'm just gonna make it the same boat owner. Because I was like at all matches. I'm like I get it. So I'm cobbling a lot of old shit into this. So it's nine out nine oh eight, uh, a, an ass stage was making this table.

And by the way, the camera keeps cutting back to the guest rooms and just showing their closed door almost to emphasize, yep, the guests are not awake yet as expected. Yeah. And the captain's like, you know what that I'm getting to our boat because I'm all about helping people ascend in this industry because it's their passion and Jouwau has passion now let us watch the person with passion Jesus you're laying it on thick lady so Hannah stasia is talking to Hannah stasia Hannah stasia. We're a couple now is talking to Hannah Stasia. Hannah Stasia, Hannah Stasia, we're a couple now. Hannah's like, well, this is a structured brunch,

hall-knife. Yeah, it took me 20 minutes to get this together, OK? And Hannah's still fuming about the sandy stuff. And let's watch a slide get put together. While Aisha comes to say, the setting looks so good. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, because Hannah's basically bitching about everything that she just tells Anastasia,

everything that Captain Sandy said to her. And then, of course, now that the table's all set, Sandy walks by and she's like, wow. Now this is a great table. This is, you know, this is amazing. But I don't wanna have to come down on Hannah, table. This is you know, this is this is amazing But I don't want to have to come down on Hannah for the result, you know It's like sometimes you don't want to peel the banana sometimes you want the banana to peel itself. Is that so hard? Is that so hard? Here comes the bongo guys

remember that No, it's sandy looking out with her binoculars seeing a boat coming. She goes, they're come to the bongo guys. So, Jow is with the guys. Sandy passes and he's, he tells her, he's like, look, look at what this decay did. He took my radio and he wrote his name over my own so that people would forget about me while they were sick. Jow, nobody could forget about you while you were sick, okay? The fucking organisms that were infesting you are still crawling all over this boat. They shouldn't have thrown you overboard.

Yeah, and you kept on like coming out of your room and trying to offer the work, and I'm just mad. I'm like, I don't have anywhere to go with that. I'm just saying, Joao is the worst. The captain's like, I wanted to say thank you, crew. Thank you for passionately killing it with your passion. You all brought it. You know, you did anchor watch while other people were sleeping and not setting tables.

And you know, just generally, look, even the way you're standing there looking at me. Passion, okay? That's what I, passion. And I mean, even Colin, who has a passion for being a fairy boat driver. He also has a passion for wanting to be good to me. And you know what? You even know he doesn't have a passion for yachting. He has a passion for being nice to his captain. And you know what? Let's hug. Let's do a hug. Can we have a hug, Colin? Let's have a hug. Passion hugs. So Joao and Travis and Jack are talking and Jack's like, and Travis and Jack are talking and Jack's like, to have a question for you,

how did you put up with me the whole season? And he's like, I ask starting to reflect on the season. And she's like, you know, because they're bringing the anchors up to go into the final port. And she's like, you know, we all know that anchors are my Achilles heel. God, I hate that anchor. But guess what?

Srocco became my bitch, making this boat my my bitch my passion, which is why it worked out. Okay, everyone So Hannah, Hannah and Anastasia are standing right across from each other the Hannah calls her on the radio Anyway, she's like Anastasia Anastasia Hannah and it's like pick it up pick it up She's like yes, Hannah. She's like, the guests really enjoyed that table and said it was the most amazing table they'd ever seen and the timing of the table being set, felt fresh and not still like it had been set. And I know it was early for no reason.

And they're trying to get well on Captain Sandy, but she's not listening because she's on the cell phone going, I don't think we're gonna make it into poor. Yeah, it's just totally lost on her. And going, I don't think we're gonna make it into porn. Yeah, it's just totally lost on her. And also, Anastasia's mother, who we have to imagine was also the intended audience. So basically, there's a fire in the harbor.

Oh my God, one of the boats caught on fire. So guess what? The port's closed. So where are they gonna go? Maybe it'll just take these nice bland people from her most of each just around the Mediterranean until they all die Err, shizu! Err, shizu! Shizu! Shizu! Shizu! Bissi- shizu! Oh yeah! Shizu!

Joao's new word for the final episode. Shizu! Shizu! I don't know if he just heard that at the last bar they were out or what, but he just comes out with the shizu's punching. Yeah, it's a new thing. Like, let's take care of this shizzle. Oh no, there's some shizzle happening on tibs. So Hannah comes up and sees the footage of the boat on fire. And she's like, oh, Captain Cindy, I'm sorry. Would you like a coffee or an orange juice?

I just love a glass of effort. That would be great. Thanks. Me passionately. Thanks, Anna. I would all for use some passion fruit juice, but we don't have any on board. See, that's what I'm talking about.

We need more passion from you. Passion fruit, not actual passion, but that's OK. You dumbed on. So, Anna, it's like good morning, boring Dan. And he's like, blah, blah, blah, blah. Let me think of something really basic. Um, Mimosa And she's like, I guess somebody's having a little bit of guilt about chatting with me last night. Honey Oh, and Anna stage is like, oh the guest left the table decor. Of course they did it was perfect

Mother mother, I look at like all our shows on Bravo right now have at least someone who's very obsessed with getting their mothers approval. Yeah. At all times, there's one on the air. You know, we can always at least count on Southern Charm when sees her off the air, you know. Yeah, exactly. Between Candace and Anastasia and Deandra, we've got our hands full. so then uh... been in the kitchen is like how my heart i don't need a favor how to take those eggs all thank you how to look at that once again asking for the help of someone that he's been

fucking over silently you know for the past three episodes so then uh... meanwhile i for the evidence that the people, these people are so boring, they're sitting there having brunch and Hannah starts serving them eggs Benedict, and this one guy goes, yes! All morning, I was like, please be eggs Benedict,

and it's eggs Benedict! I'm like, I hate to break it to you, but you're on a brunch on a yacht. What else did you expect to have? You know, you also could have just requested one, right? And boring Dan goes, yeah, they're going to be nice and yolky too. Like yeah, that's pretty much how they are. Also known as his personality.

Nice and yolk. So Hannah's completely over it. Ben's like, do you like the food? She's like, they're super happy. Oh, I'm not. And he's like, well, I have a lot of respect for Hana as a friend. Professionally though, I don't. Because I am driven by this professionally challenged job. She's not. And for that, I feel sorry for her. Um, he's been catering for the past like four years and just and came on to do like three dinners

But it was beautiful how they taught that they buttoned that scene with him fucking up opening a curig I didn't notice that that hilarious I was like, ah I'm pretty good-burned again so I'm pretty good-burned again. So Colin meanwhile is just like riding a high because he like when the captain Sandy Complemented the crew. He's like oh man. That was amazing like Captain Sandy totally complimented us. That was awesome guys

It's like I feel like she's been on our ass as all season and now she compares us to interior and were ballers I mean, I'm happy she settled those things, but I mean it's like she's been shitting on us the whole season and you're out I was like, oh I'm about to be captain. I would say nothing to this conversation no matter how based and truth it may be We're doing great. There's everywhere the praises that you get. So one of the boring guys is like, are we ending up in Antibba? And she's like, well, not sure if we're going into Antibby, but I'll let you know, buddy. Speaking of which, when you get home, Carly, Antibby's going to be going in for some periodontic surgery and she may need a ride so could you just

start organising with her? Thanks. So Ben comes up to beg for compliments. He's like, um before you cow, I'd like to ask you what was your favourite bite of the entire journey? This all about, what was that all about? How can you go fuck? Figure out your burner man this guy totally fishing for compliments what chef does that he's like the first night was the best I mean you're an artist okay you're an artist oh I try I try in the my catering business isn't as cruel as this, and I thought, do I still have it in me? And I believe I overcame it.

Oh! I was sitting on a burner during that entire monologue. Ho, ho, ho, ho. So now the guests finally realized that Aestasia wrote a message in the bottle, so they pulled it out, and it was burnt on the edges, which they all really enjoyed. And it says, sailors code, make yourself

useful on a boat. If you can't tie the knots, fetch the beers. I was like, oh, that's cute. It's probably totally worth getting everyone in trouble for. Glad you wrote that. That was cute. By the way, Anastasia, I mean, would you expect anything less from Anastasia that you have, of course of course perfect like font handwriting I was like that's our handwriting that looks exactly like the marker and like note like the felt marker font I was like that's I guarantee that I I believe there are fonts based off of anesthesia's handwriting because of course you probably spent hours every day perfecting it I've never seen someone's handwriting like that perfect. I know. They basically call it the calligraphy font on her.

So the captain's like, all right, we're going to be standing on line. And Joe, I just got shizzles. Yeah. I wrote down, Joe, saying shizzle a lot now. Yeah. He goes, let's get our shizzle together now. Or as we say in Zimbabwe, let's get our shizzle together now or as we say in Zimbabwe, let's get our shizzle together at this moment

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Yeah, like, hangry, hangry, hangry. So, time to say bye everybody. Line up. Okay. Some angry Hanay. Ugh. Ooh. So time to say bye, everybody. Line up! So the main guy is like, guys, this was an amazing basic trip. And I would like to say, Hannah, thank you for being there every second. Thank you. Now, let me say something to Ben.

Ben, you're an artist. Thank you. You're an artist and Captain Sandy, great captain, Asia. Love your smile. Anastasia. I had a stress dream that our table wasn't ready, but then by the time I woke up at 1025, I knew it was ready, so that was all good. And yeah, the rest of you guys are great. You know, Rosa. Yeah, so they get their tip and then Hannah and Anastasia are in their room and their quarters.

And Hannah's like, I will, I had some of this to prove to stay the old season. And when she said, level of service to me, it was such a backhand. I would have actually preferred a backhand to that. It makes you get, fuck me, I can't do any more than this.

I did my best all season. And Anastasia guess terrible advice. She's like tell her how you feel. No. It's best thing to do on the last day of the job. Don't do it. Yeah, meanwhile Aisha is just cleaning and she's going, I don't want to do this. Oh, so then, Jouao and Jack are having a nice bonding time.

Jack is playing with some gold necklace, and so I was like, just being honest, I appreciate that you respected that this is my career and my passion. And we're mates now, I just want you to know, oh fucking call you to hang out. I mean, it might even call you for a job. And Jack's like, that's pushing it, brother. Yeah, I'll work with you again if I'm the boss. Drows like, you know, I think I would even call you up to hang out and maybe we can go get drunk somewhere and I can start a fight with someone and then you're the one who gets thrown in jail.

Maybe we could do that, huh? Maybe we can meet up and get our cocks juggled. Maybe we can do that, huh? Maybe we can meet up and get our cocks juggled. What do you think about that? Right? By some fitness pussy-guddling monster, BB face ass-twatch. Tip-meeting time. So Hannah looks all pissed off and checks like,

you're right, honey. Mouse-jad. If you're a chair-der-one, to chair-der-seven, we didn't have a full crew. Charter 8 was the first time we had a full crew. Then Ben comes. And for you to produce the lunch it did that day was amazing. You brought something that was lacking.

It's like a chef. Okay. That lunch. Wow. Have you guys ever had a human cheese sandwich like that? Wow. It was like the first time all season that someone put the cheese inside the sandwich. Wow. What a revelation. In my level, I went to 18. The 18 brings that passion and also Mr. T and who's going to argue with him my right? That's why next season on below deck mid we're actually just gonna have a big orange van I'm looking. Oh, I guess a big black van. What color was the van on that show? It doesn't matter. Okay, I'll be face Someone could be Murdoch. Wow, you can be Murdoch. You like cigars Hannah You can just be some weird thing that we put together, okay?

You can be the wow that mr. Mr. T inevitably punches when he gets angry, okay? Now the interior overall you did an amazing job the thing I have an exception for You know Hannah, you know what I'm gonna say what happened on your last boat stays on your last boat your last boat is last Vegas Okay, I don't want to bring that here, okay? And it's just like what do you want it bloody want from us? What do you want our droves and doing it well? Like fuck off lady in the NASA's. Where possible? Of course it is. Nice to sleep. That's possible. That's probably how she signs off like every phone call with

like her cable provider. You know what? You ever charge me, I'm gonna fuse someone else, so go fuck off. You know, this is super simple. So she's like, can I see the bridge and bring us? How'd I, you're a fantastic girl. I can't drink enough in your name. Yeah. Hana, you are a wonderful girl, and I have your back to your face, and not your back to behind your name. Hanna, you are a wonderful girl and I have your back to your face and launch your back to behind your back.

There we go. It has never been so easy undermining an idiot, so thank you very much for everything you've done for me. Hanna, on the way to seeing Captain Sandy, you mind turning off my burners and plitting the food, Thank you. It's time for commercial. It's time for... Celebrity beef, you never know if you're just gonna end up

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What happens commercial? So Hannah, you're amazing. You're an awesome person. And you're amazing with guests. You know, I don't wanna take away from what we have together, but I'm gonna share this with you. So I love being a captain. You know, like Crunch.

Have you ever seen Crunch be anything other than a captain? No. You saw Captain Ron, right? We talked about that, Captain Ron. In Kurt Ross, all great movie, great movie. It's about a guy with a lot of passion, spoiler alert. Let me finish my speech.

When Ben came on the boat, I was like, whoa, Ben loves being a chef. People are your passion. Remember that when you had sex with last year? Okay, well I know you killed it with them, but that's behind the scenes. The tech, the table decoration, that took a while. And you obviously saw my feelings on that. And this is insane, you don't care. Da, da, da. It's just that this is not your passion. Yarding is not your passion. You should follow your dreams, you know,

which is that you have a amazing passion for being lazy and being told what to do. So go follow that dream, because that's what you will need to be doing right now to be happy. You need to be sleeping with your clients and being lazy. You know what I'm saying? Your passion is finding guys who will buy a carton to cigarettes and not

expect you to pay them back. You know, there's lots of guys out there, Hannah. Go. Go. And it's like, uh, yeah, she'll follow your dreams, man. Cause this industry needs a passionate chiefs to. And that's just my opinion, you know, just mine. I don't want you to be sad.

I love that little cherry at the end, just an opinion. That's all. Hey, after, you know, like weeks and weeks of working together and you working really hard, you sort of mess up on this one. You have no passion for this, you have no future in this, no one needs you in yawning and you shouldn't be in yawning and uh,

you should look into working into Starbucks. Bye great charge. This is my opinion. This is my opinion. Yeah, I just, uh, just wanted to drop that, uh, even though you're a real life yaddy and do this full time with your actual real life, just wanted to bring you on national TV and call you out for having no passion for it and make it harder for you to ever work again. Okay, don't be sad. Why are you sad? He has like, thanks. Let me, let me give you an extra strong. Hanna, face, yellow. Let me just, let me do this one. We'll always go from right to left and to right again. And that's a full on. In your face, good boy.

So then, um, do you guys watch? Yeah, she walks off in Christ, smoked in Christ. Yeah. So two hours um, Juao is like, yeah, she walks off and cries. Smoked and cries. Yeah, so Juao is like, what's the trip it's been one more night? And we're out of here! For Shizu. And Travis is like, why don't we do some less night stuff? And Juao is like, because Sandy's not happy. She's not happy about the interior, inferior interior.

Right? Sandy's not happy. She's not happy about the interior inferior interior right? And Collins like wow I can't believe that we got $14,000 per person in Jouah goes well for me the tip is just the bonus Shut up Jouah. Shut up Jouah. That's you never said just the tip anyway. Yeah, I'm just here for the passion of working shut up. So then the girls are talking to Hannah and Hannah's like I'm sorry I've been sorry let girls as you might notice I've got honey tears coming out of my honey tear eyes. As you can tell I have all I've got four of my five fingers up on my lip and a cigarette sticking out which shows that I'm in peak anxiety

honey-faced cry. So I appreciate some space at this moment. Thank you very much honey-face. Ring Ring, hey Jowell, this is Captain Sandy's friend, the Dildo Queen. Hello, this is Dr. Rastbeaking. Hi, I skip how are you? How are you doing? Hello, this is Dr. Rastbeaking, hello. I've got a, uh, CAC, USS CAC, looking for, uh, looking for a CAC. Should chuckle out a CAC, of the Dildo book, yeah, and buddy.

And, wow, this is what he says. I came from Zimbabwe with three things, a backpack, some gold coins, and hope, and also a raging burner that I wanted to stick into a woman. A backpack, some coins, and hope.

Is he from Middle-Earth? What are you talking about? A backpack and cool coins. Where is he? This Zelda? Where is he? Please stop romanticizing the fact that you answer the ad on monster.com. I'm no kidding Craigslist. That's a backpack, cool coins and hope. Shut hope shut up stop it's a wow for shizzle for shizz

So Dildo is like so what would you what do you see yourself doing in the next one to three years? He's like how would like to be a captain on a vessel a vessel called backpack coin hope Well, that stretched little little bit, but hey, I'll give you a job. When I first got into Yachting, Mr. O'Dilldo, Captain, I said I want to be a Captain, but what can I do? I only had three slices of bread and a small sack and just hope in my eyes and dreams. Well, the bread is gone, I've upgraded the sack, but the dream's remain. And in all tied dream of...

jerking our fallover brook, there I said it. I said it. I'm just a... I'm falling. Sorry, but he's getting ready to go out. You look like a goddamn smack, brother. Uh, and Asia is like, We're all gonna get loose today. It's the last ones who'll go out with the bang.

Then we'll get in actual bang. I mean, that is the best way possible. Aaaaah! The captain is putting on this leather glitter jacket and she's looking at herself in the mirror and she goes, this looks expensive. I'm happy. They just needed that music for that.

I don't like what? Say it again. The CEO of Marshall's just calls her up right away. We want you to be our spokesperson. I know. They needed to have the music behind her while she was looking at herself in the mirror. Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun.

Put Chongger, get to the end. Yeah. Like look at me and my glitter leather, Don't don't don't put on the van before the van something very scary happens Did you see this it was really scary? Nope. What is it? What happened? Colin got burned by iron steam He's like oh that's steam hurt Tell me about it brother You'll get used to it in time.

Kali, I'm just proud of you're running your own shirts now. Your father says he's proud. So in the van, it's just like, yeah, me and my pussy. And Jack, Jack turns the hand and he goes, here's that mental breakdown thing doing. So it'll go in. Was it finished? And it was like, what a funny face. Do you, doesn't say breakdown is finished?

Oh, so the captain has joined them for this final dinner. And she's like, I want to give a toast. I want to thank you all for being amazing. Each and every one of you, even the one without passion over there in the squinty eyes, trying to griff cigarettes off strangers, even you cheers for being awesome. And then we went through a lot together and we came out the other side. Well, we almost all came out the other side. Hannah didn't. She doesn't really have a passion for coming out the other side,

but we came out the other side. And you know what? The table wasn't set on the other side. And you know what, the table wasn't set on the other side. So, uh, Anastasia, could you take your, uh, then thank you. I'd also like to include in this toast orange juice who couldn't make it today because no one squeezed it. So, okay. Uh, uh, can we also back up, cheers to Captain Sunday, who made it so easy for me to say things that she could repeat that were not the mind-honours for all these other things.

So Anna's stage is like, um, okay, well while we're at it, how about we do a cheers to a fabulous chief's stew? Oh. Yeah. And they're really good. And they're really good. Okay, okay, okay, got it. So Sandy's like, so, I want to to hear what was your greatest moments versus your hardest moments

Some might call it your rose versus Something that's on the rose that might be pointing You know, I need to know this because it's a learning curve for me as well So joao's like well, I am So, Joua was like, well, I am thankful that Travis, you know, stepped in for me and the lowest moment, am I involved in this? Well, I can't think of it on the spot. So, I'm just a positive person with passion. Oh, shut up, Joua. You can't come up with one thing. I would have to say my lowest moment was when I was vulnerable to Brooke in the off season and she dumped me and now I am just a sad sweet boy who came onto this boat with a few shackles and a cloth

bag and a broken heart but hope Sandy. Hope, hope, hope. That was my lower point. So Travis says, my greatest was making friends with Uncle Jack and then the worst was having him taken away from me by Asia and Hannah's like well my high is both the girls I'll just love both of you so much and the lowest was probably my horrible job at doing tables and

So no one complained about all season long except for Captain Sandius Yeah, but you know she's trying at least. And Ben was like, My lowest point was seeing the galley. And my highest point was seeing myself leave the galley. Aaaaah! Aaaaah! Aaaaah! Aaaaah!

So he's just like, Eeeeeee! My halo was JX-Ramance. So, it's just like, Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee She said and so the captain just nods and winks miles at her and she's like she's a good forget her and then we get a montage of the captain complimenting her as if she has no idea what Aisha could be talking about. Yeah, meanwhile the captain is a good forgetter of all the time that she also praised the interior and the sad thing is that this table scape thing was like you know like the you know, like the, you know, I'm just gonna try copy. So, it's just like, well, Hannah's not getting the prize.

It's like, well, you know, listen, I'm not hungry anymore, so I'm gonna go cheers. Okay, you big baby. How come you can say whatever you want, but the second somebody says something as light is that. You're like, ah, I'm not hungry anymore, I'm gonna go home i get out here glitter jacket back to patanga well it's because cat captain sand is the captain and asia's the second stew and so even though she wants feedback she doesn't want fresh feedback so well you're right that you're a final dinner everything's over so don't ask if

you don't want an answer so well the best part of was that was that like after Sandy left, so all the students were like giving Aisha high fives, they're being so honest and Jawa was all like angry, you know, and he's all muttering into his espresso and martini. He's like, oh, so cool that you're going against the captain, you fucking hero. Oh, shut up Jawa. Oh, Jawa, come at you. He's what a hero. What a legend, you are.

What a legend. Let me legend you are. What a legend. Let me tell you something, Esher. Last time I checked, you didn't shop to this dinner with a coffee cup filled with three hay pennies and hope and dreams. That's not what you had. No, what I'm saying, Ron. It's okay, I'm following you. I'm laughing. So Hannah just takes Aisha and they walk off. And Trolls like, Wait, sometimes you just needed a space. Well, at least you didn't call her a whore this time, Troll. I guess that's the, uh,

Trollout 2.0 coming out. That's true. So Aisha's like, uh, what the fuck is wrong with that guy, you know? And then at the table, we just hear Ben go, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha riding a cartoon buffalo. Yeah. Oh, oh, oh. So then back on the boat, the captain goes over to Hannah's room and she's like, Hannah, can we talk? Listen, I'm thrilled how our relationship has evolved. You know that right?

She's like, uh, well, I understand. I actually know because you said I have, and I don't belong in this industry. So no, I don't understand that. Yeah, which is what she should have said. But she's like, well, I understand where you're coming from with the passion thing. I am passionate about the guests.

That's true. But you know, I'm not passionate about cleaning the toilets. And she's, oh, don't make it about that, Hannah. You know better. Interacting with the guests isn't just serving drinks. It's setting tables. And I had to ask constantly. It's like, oh, good.

You're, well, the table's always sad. It just wasn't always fancy. Yeah. So she's like, well, I felt the seasonal chart my best and it's not enough. Not the case, Anna. You did an amazing job. And I don't want you to think I'm disappointed.

I'm just disappointed, is all. So I hope that that's... Well, then what are you trying to say? You can't say one thing and take it back stick to your fucking gun They both should be just sticking to their guns right now. I think I'll tell you what I'm trying to say Big hug okay, Sihanna. I'm not just asking for a hug. I'm saying big Hug EIG HUG what is that spell big hug? Don't try to get away from me. Because guess what?

My arms are already around. You bring it in. Hug. And hugs. All right. Based against my bosom, the big hug. OK. Do you feel the passion?

That's what passion feels like. It's nice, right? It's really nice. So then it's time to go to sleep. And Jack and Travis are doing a romantic night together on the nest. Whatever that thing is called. Yeah, the crow's nest.

The stars together. Not the crow's nest. They're just out on the sun deck. Yeah, crow's nest. They're just outside. Whatever it is. The nest. So it's just like, it's a crow's nest.

It's a pie. It's only crow's nest like at the top of a mast. I don't know. I thought they were in the nest. Is that round circular thing that they sleep under the star? Maybe they fall at the nests. Like they're like, come onto the nest. But I thought, I mean, it could be the crow's nest because it's a high point.

But I thought a crow's nest was like a little basket type thing at the top of a mast. Do you climb up to and from there you look and you go, land, oh! I don't know. There's a circular thing going to bed together under the stars Not a mess Not a rose Whatever the fuck you want to call it. Okay, it's a round thing. They're sleeping together on the round thing Ben Okay, so asa comes up with them. She's like, I don't want to just sleep in the bed.

Jack's like, because we want to sleep here, would you like to join Asha? No! And Travis is like, well, since the beginning, we wanted to do this, and it's cool. He didn't ditch me for Asha. And it's like a nice little bromance ending. Also nice that he's sober. So, um, you know, I suppose to be wasted. I'm sure he wants to get trash, but since Sandy came to dinner, he's like, I have to be better. I can't get drunk right now in front of Sandy. So he, you know,

he's probably pretty pissed about that too. Yeah. Well, congratulations, because that's not easy when you like being wasted all the time to not be wasted. well done sir you see and you were paid back with some bromance Travis so Colin is uh... donking people awake don don no next morning he is he's going home

at least he's first to leave so he's like well i'd have to say that i'm more happy than sad on i mean you know we don't have great memories but i can't wait to go to leave. So he's like, well, I'd have to say that I'm more happy than sad. I mean, you know, we had a lot of great memories, but I can't wait to go home to my parents and sleep in my bed. It's like your mother's been right outside the with the port hole the whole time, you know. I'm right here, you know, come long to go, honey. I made you lose on it. Actually, I made it about a month ago and I froze it. And I thought out and let's get taste grade, and that's good taste, great,

call you, it tastes great. So Anastasia is time for her to go. And Ben thinks her for her help, which is nice. And overdue. So Anastasia's like, well, you know what? Maybe I didn't last the whole time, but I learned I could accomplish more than I thought. And Ben gives her a chefife, which is really nice.

That's the thing about Ben. He has such a good moment. Yeah. I know. But by the way, Anastasia, Joy, not taking carry on with that cleaver that you know have. Yeah. And now Anastasia is in jail somewhere.

Yeah, because now Anastasia is hugging everyone with like a cleaver in her hands. I'm like, a girl, can you put that in your bag, please? So then Jack and Aisha Oh, Zhao, Zhao Wildkid's a message saying he got the job But you know good things happen good things happen to terrible people everybody so keep your heads up out there Yeah, and Travis for Travis is like I'm tired, I can't where to go home, I haven't taken a break in two years.

Yeah. Yeah, we got it, okay, you made choices. Yeah, so then is Aisha and Hannah's Huggy Time. And Hannah's like, thank you for being so amazing. All right, bye Jack. So then Aisha and Asha and Sandy, um, you know, Sandy is saying the by to Asha and Jack and she's like, wow, you actually met on this book and you're leaving together. Wow.

Wow. That shows passion for exits and entrances. I love that. And Jack, you're special. No, I don't mean it like that. You know, I don't mean it in the bad way. I mean, you know, you're special. No, I don't mean it like that. You know, I don't mean it in the bad way. I mean, you know, you're special. You know, that still sounds bad, right?

When did say special become bad? That's what I want to know. Anybody want to hug it out? Here's what I want you to do, Jack. When you go into a supermarket and you're walking down the cereal aisle and you see a box for a special K, just take it up a letter and say special J, because that's you. And in fact, take the Apple Jax and a special K, put them together.

You got Apple K, I mean, special Jax. That's, yeah. I don't mean it that way. And Aisha, you know, last night your low point was that you didn't get enough praise and I heard you. You know, here's some for you. You have a certain energy that makes people comfortable. Except your boss, a dinner, where she should feel most comfortable. So thanks for that.

I did really wear my droop. My lifelong friends, and now I'm leaving with a dude that's got a really big deal! really big team. Oh God. So Hanan Ben hug each other and Han is like, uh, yeah, you know, we love each other even though we argue, but Jesus, I'm glad I didn't have to spend the whole season with that jackass. Yeah. And Ben is like choking up with Hanan, which is odd because it been he's been, Ben's been there for basically like six days. And then he goes up to Sand, and he goes, and I asked for you, my darling, I'm like, are you allowed to say that to Captain, my darling? I'm walking off the fear of stronger person. I draw the silence, I've a joy of walking far away from the bout.

And then he jumps off and he goes, oh, bye, man. Yeah, and he's also like, I feel like I've overcome every obstacle in my control. And I'm walking off the boat, a strong, a pass. And I'm like, again, you've been there for like five days. He's like, he's three lunches and four dinners. So Juel and Hannah hug, and he's like,

I'm so happy about how relationship. And then Juel and Captain have their time. She's like, for me, as a captain, to see someone like you, who would theoretically set a table at 5.30 a.m. I mean, I just can't take it. Oh God. He's like, they start to cry in each other's arms.

And he's like, I came into yawning, thinking that I want to be a captain, but I wouldn't be here if I went for captain Sandi. I can finally say it in a minute. I am the captain now. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha So then the final scene is Captain and Hannah saying bye and hugging and Hannah's like, you know, it was great to work with her this season. I'm not going to let just one charter ruin what we built here. Captain, I promised to do some table research and she's like, you are a phenomenal human

being. Now just learn what great food is and what one's juice is. Right. It just feels so good to talk to you without having to hold coffee cups at the same time. I really have to say. Fignito. Fignito. Time for nice brands, no dinner. And that brings us to the end of below deck mid, everybody.

What a fun season. So fun, but I am really excited to now pivot over to below deck with Captain Lee and Kate and let's see what these next group of crazes are like. Yeah, bring it on, knuckleheads. Yeah, everybody. Thanks so much for being with us. You guys, thank you so much for listening. We will be in Atlanta next week.

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