Watch What Crappens - Below Deck Med: Potato/Crepetado

Episode Date: November 8, 2022

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Hi, Ronnie. Who are you? Good, now who are you? I am... I'm fired up. I am, I've been waiting many hours to, to wait in on this episode of Below Deck Med. You know, you know a pancake controversy doesn't get me fired up.

You know it's gonna get right under my skin. You know that. Well, this one was extreme. I mean, my god, like to get a pancake controversy where you actually get me thinking about it. I was like, wait a minute. What is the, what's so confusing here? So we'll get into that. Also, below deck adventure has started. And you guys were like, why aren't you recapping below deck adventure? Now, look, our general rule is fuck off., not you audience, not you,

but Bravo with the talking to pancakes. Sorry, I really don't mean fuck off audience, obviously. I mean, fuck off Bravo with the multiple below decks. How many people do I have to watch clean in one week? How many? Okay, one below deck at a time, people. Ronnie, it's not cleaning. It's an adventure.

It's an adventure. It's an adventure. Norway, the home of adventure. We're cleaning toilets. It's always an adventure. Well, happy that, mom, but everything's going fine. We're going to eat better for you. Adventure!

I mean, adventure every other saying the cast is fucking ridiculous. I mean, what a bunch of dope So we agreed this week, you know, we're not gonna do the premiere Bravo needs to get their shit together and stop just throwing below DecatMe all goddamn day every day because what we watched it and it's amazing. We're gonna be covered It was an adventure. It was a total adventure. I mean, you've got Beverly DeAngelo. Chiefs, see you with it a little bit. You see talks like that. And then you've got the chef doing yoga handstands and the kitchen.

You've got this girl. I forget the stew's name. He's like, I'm from Seattle, but then I moved to like coasted, coast of Riga. And I just want to fuck everything. I'm like,, but then I moved to like, Costa Rica, and I just want to fuck everything. I'm like, what is that story? And then you got the cabal. Oh, God, he's the worst. I hate him.

The worst. I hate him. He is the worst. I hate him. I hate him so much. I bring back Dr. Karen Sierra's mother impersonation just to say how much I hate him, okay, because he drives me nuts.

I also like by the way that other stew from Seattle, but also from Costa Rica, how she somehow has like an Australian accent too. Yeah, nothing makes sense. She's like pulling kind of a derit where she doesn't really have an accent, but then suddenly it should be like, whoa. What? I know. And then you have like sort of an Emmy-Rossum type of like second-stay who gets like food poisoning the second day or whatever. She's not Emmy-Rossum but she somehow- Orina. Orina or whatever her name is. Oriana. Oriana. Oriana. Yeah. Yeah.

It's a mess. We will be recapping that. We're not doing the first episode, but the show is on Tuesday night, so we will be here with a recap Wednesday for you. That shall. Okay. So double below deck for a while. Get into it.

Let's get into it. Double the below deck. Double the adventure. So they really are trying to sell the adventure aspect. They really are like, you know, the cold water means that it's more of an adventure. I'm like, okay, it's cold water, relax. So, but let's talk about below deck, oh, also, oh yeah, thanks everyone who came to take

a seat. If you missed it, it's available on Spotify on the man and every Monday, 7 o'clock on the west coast, 10 o'clock on the east coast on Spotify live, join us. I think that's it. Okay, so let's get into below deck, Mediterranean. This episode is season seven, episode 18. It's called Stock in the Griddle with you. All right. Love that pun. Yeah, as soon as I saw that pun, I was excited. I was like, oh shit, someone's going on with pancakes.

There's a pancake issue. So everybody has just been staying up because Kyle, useless-ass Kyle Kyle is gone, you know, he's leaving and well, he's gone now. And so everybody had to cover his work, you know, and so we open with that. Everybody's tired. And it's all he's like, I'm so tired. I'm sorry, six hours of sleep in two days.

It's not gaming. And Dave is like, I need to fucking wake up. I'm struggling. Do you know how hard it is to not get a lot of sleep? When you were raised in a neighborhood, where cars were on fire. So then there's like a vest that's floating in the middle of the water. Like that's how tired they are. They're not like tying down their bests and stuff. And then Dave goes and he like has filled up a stock pot of water, like maybe warm hot water. I don't know. And he just sticks his head into it.

Like he's in some indie movie or a comedy on FX. He just shoves his head in the water. Hashtag's at life. It's very below deck. Hashtag's at life. Yeah, it's very emo. So then Natasha's like, everyone's exhausted. Class charter for all of

her last charter for all of us with just an overwhelming amount of work. We're in the shit and this cementing. Please let me be and just try and to work long. So then hey everyone, hey Natasha, Dave, and the in-storm. It's time for preference sheet meeting. Okay, we made it charter number nine final charter. Who's excited? Okay, we got Josh Joseph. We got Joseph Josh. We got Sydney Joseph. Sydney Josh. Okay. Got a lot of Josh's, a lot of Sydney's, a lot of said Josh's. Hey, their couple name would be Sid Josh. I don't know. That

doesn't really roll off the tongue. All right. Let's just break them up. Let's just make a plaque to break them up. So Josh and Sydney are founders of their own investment company. Okay. And they're bringing on their friend MOOC. Okay. MOOC, that sounds like a trustworthy person for an investment company. And some NFL players, Dominique and Jordan. Okay. Yeah.

Jordan Reed. I bet you thought I was about to finish the sentence. It wasn't a command. That's his last name. Jordan Reed. Anyway, they want water toys, lots and lots of water toys, okay? And guess what?

Here's potential weather. Potential. Potential weather. Yeah. I was looking at the forecast. It's full of potential, okay? Not in a good way, okay? This isn't something an American Idol judge

says to somebody in a good way, okay? Shashit Randy Jackson potential is not good here, okay? So then they all shut on American football. What American football don't really know that is I Will tell you this though. I've never dreamed of being a boasting, but here I am about to make my dreams come true. So good and I feel. Yeah. And, um, and Natalia is like, well, we, it's not even in Natalia. I was like, well, we have a new girl coming on. I hope she knows how to do laundry. Okay. And I should be, it's not be a be-training like that.

And Natasha's going to, like, well, I'm going gonna put Natalia on a normal shift because I think the new girl will be quick. I think they're pretty good about her. I mean, she's not gonna walk through doors or anything like that. Well, you know, it's gonna be hard because it's been me and Kyle on service the entire season. And then we get a clip of their great working style.

He's like, what kind of that Niazzoa Ben. It'll be like his Niazoa. It's gonna burn. June, a last-buyakow. So then, um, then Storm and an attire are talking and Storm's like, meaning, meeting Natalia and having a connection I have with her. I mean, I really don't want to say goodbye to it. It's going to suck. I mean, this amazing connection where we have, where we sit in the bed at night and talk about how her cleaning went for the day. It's going to be hard to replicate that.

He's getting all romantic and it just cuts to them and bad and she is, want to feel me boobs. So then the chef is in bed texting Kyle. This guy's a fucking stalker of everybody, okay? So this is his text to Kyle. I feel broken, gutted. I feel like I've been robbed of my soul mate. Really, there is something between us that I can't explain. And the editors have one of the text bubbles pointing to his weiner, which I mean got a lot of the editors on the show So now it's the morning and His Kyle calling out from from the from the land Carries over the wind so

From the holiday and express on my end over there. From Popeye village. So the water taxi shows up and here's a new girl, Alina, and Natasha's like, I like your townhouse. Did you just get some shellacter? She's like, why? She's like, my previous experience, it's really hard. She's like Valley girl, but also Russian sounding, like Eastern European sounding. So she's like, that, my previous experience was like working on cruise line and like I only work in spa

right there versus yacht and just tour this and like you you kind of add to everything. And I'm like a little bit out of my comfort zone. Oh my God. This girl says, Dave's like, well, hello, how are you doing? She's like, Hi, hi, nice to meet you. What's your name again? My name is Ellie. Hi, I'm Ellie. Courtney. Oh, hi, Courtney. I'm Ellie. Courtney. Hi, it's me, Ellie. Oh my God. Literally every person she runs into. She's like, Hi. I'm so happy. I want to go to New York. I want to go to New York. And then I want to go to New York. I want to go to New York. I want to go to New York. I want to go to New York. I want to go to New York. I want to go to New York. I want to go to New York. I want to go to New York. I want to go to New York. I want to go to New York. I want to go to New York. I want to go to New York. I want to go to New York. I want to go to New York. I want to go to New York. I want to go to New York. I want to go to New York. I want to go to New York. I want to go to New York. I want to go to New York. I want to go to New York. I want to go to New York. I want to go to New York. I want to go to New York. I want to go to New York. I want to go to New York. I want to go to New York. I want to go to New York. I want to go to New York. I want to go to New York. I want to go to New York. I want to go to New York. I want to go to New York. I want to go to New York. I want to go to New York. I want to go to New York. I want to go to New York. I want to go to New York. I want to go to New York. I want to go to New York. I want to go to New York. I want to go to New York. I want to New York. I want to go to New York. I want to go to New York. I want to go to New York. I want to go to New York. I want to go to New York. I want to go to New York. I want to Macedonia another time. And Natalia is immediately threatened, you know, because like this gorgeous, you know, bombshell comes on. And she's like, oh, very glamorous, Alina.

All right, we're in Yodding. Very nice. I hope she's ready to get a hands dirty because she's going straight in the hands keeping. All right, holding me caught hot. And you better get there and start boiling some water. You're gonna need it. You're gonna need it.

Now with Ellie, what's funny about her is that they really only have one episode You better get there and start boiling some water. You're gonna need it. Now with Ellie, what's funny about her is that they really only have one episode to give her any sort of context. So every time they cut to her, it's like some like, like rushed piece of like biography. You know, it's like, Hey, when I was three years old, I fell down the well. I scared the washing machines. One time I fell on the tire and went down the hill and broke all my arms. Hi! So she grew up everywhere, really. She's one of the world's in Europe. Yeah, we're done a lot of places. She had to learn all these different languages as a child. So my first interest is linguistics.

My first job was being a translator. I'm currently working on my seventh language, which is Mandarin. Oh, I tell, this is how I say hello. I'm Ellie in Mandarin. Hi, I'm Ellie. Hi, I'm Ellie in Mandarin. I'm Ellie! My favorite tarp rock drink is flat white, also like latte. Sometimes I go to coffee being in tea leaf. So, Captain Sandi's like, well, hello there.

What's your name? Ellie! Hello, Captain Mammoth! Ellie! Oh my god, Ellie. And then she leaves. She's like, must be here. And then she's kind of squeals and leaps and can't to go. Nice girl. Nice girl.

I just pulled a muscle in my ribcage laughing from the Ellie boys. I'm like, adjust her right now. I'm like I can't I went to go to McDonald's once never be back ever since we're gonna lose a lot of listeners over this one I know but how can you not and she literally is like that. It's crazy. So them outside Z is with the chef and Z's like But she seems nice doesn't she and he's like yeah nice go like, yeah, nice go. Hi, I'm Ellie, hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi.

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So then, Tally is like, you better keep your little Seagull eyes off of her storm. Tore on? And so... Your little seagull eyes off of her storm. Or on. Yeah. And so. Your little seagull eyes. So then, so now Natasha is going to have a Natalia, give Elliot a larger tutorial and Natalia tells us, I'm definitely freaking out, I'm not being in control of laundry,

I have really high standards, so it's really hard having someone else take the reins when I have it, I dare in my head, if I have really always seen it. So it's really hard, having someone else take the reins when I'll have it. I do. In my head, if I have something, I should be. I was like, wait a second. Is this the first time in below deck that we have that like a third, a second or third tube has not complained about being in the laundry and wanting to be in service. She actually is like, matched being pulled out of laundry.

She's really out there. That's why I can't be anti-Natalia, you know, because Natalia actually works like and she loves it. She's like, I wanted to do laundry, also tables and service and cabins. That's like literally every job. Yeah. So then Tasha's like, Matt, you want to teach her how to teach the laundry teacher had to keep a god damn eyes off of my man washer mad after putting them on my man I'm gonna have to teach you how to get blood stains that seem so they set up provisions are happening and they set up Ellie in the laundry room and Ellie gets the old can't figure out the ironing board

edit which happens to it's always some poor sap who gets that edit every season so funny she's like oh ironing board I come ironing board and she can't get it open and then they cut to people it's like don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't what people are mopping and then the music stops it because back to Ellie. Ah, Anningboard, please! Dun dun dun dun dun, Anningboard! How do you say open up Arningboard in Mandarin? Hey, Anningboard! So she's like, I'm having a little trouble opening Aning board and Natali's like, oh, for Christ's sake. So then Ellie is, did we see Ellie with the steamer and she's like, ah, I'm never your

steamer before. Oh, it's like beating the boss in video game and going to the next level. So so now Natash has got a new text message and she's like, oh my god. And she's checking her text and she's like, she's like in her stew pantry and Dave's around the corner and he calls out, it's Mentor Hearth Day today, you know, what a big verb to call that. You said Dave, I didn't see your post Dave. You didn't see it. Oh Dave. Yes, see it.

Oh, Dave, why won't I see it? You blocked me. No, he blocked me. No, you blocked me. I was upset, Dave. I don't blame you. I love of my life. You can't handle my heart, beating your name every second of every day for now and for

evercats. Ever, ever I'm not blocking your look right here to paint his day. I'm following you again on Instagram. That's a button on squash. Not if it's my phone. I could swear it was a squash. It's a fun day by your tired by your tired Provisions, profitions, this time for some professions. So they're doing provisions and Read is talking to Ali and he's like all right. This is gonna go over to the main table

You'll see it. She just confused. Like there's so many tables, because there are so many tables on this show, right? And he's like, wow, this girl is the beautiful cut to Ellie, not able to open the sliding glass door. They're doing her dirty on this, so. I know.

They only have so much time to get in. Like, it's gonna be a combination of backstory and bloopers. Okay, nothing but backthewing bloopers for there. Okay. And Natalia's losing her mind. She's like, see you little Jesus. Don't let it fuck my loondray. So, hey, everyone get into your w into your weights okay because the guests are coming

the guests are coming okay. So they're the guests are showing up and that what down the primary guy as they approach the boat goes hey this boat's not big enough huh? I want to read fun. Am I right everyone? Am I right? Good. Is that Luke? I think it was David Joseph or Joseph David. I forget which one? No. So the captain's like, welcome. Oh, Josh is the is the big one. Everyone's like, hi, hi, hi, and Courtney's like, I don't only think I know about American football. Is this they say say that's what they do. So just wanted to do one last one. So one of the football players name is Dominique Easley and he loves pancakes. He even announces to the entire staff,

I eat pancakes for breakfast, for lunch, for dinner. And he's like, and I like them a particular way. So we like hearing that and hearing, knowing that the episode's called stuck in the griddle with you, we're trying to sense. Any particular flavor, any particular flavor, pancakes? No, just a particular way. A particular flavor. No, a particular way.

So particular flavor. Yes, a particular flavor. Got him. He's mine. How do you feel about a blue pancake made with curacao and crandomanth? I call it the bubbly nipple pancake. Are you into that? No. So they go on tour and the captain's like, okay, enjoy your tour. You know, welcome home

to motorboat Yom. Oh God, mess that up again. Guess what? You know what? No one's perfect. I'll be upstairs in my room if anyone needs me. Please don't feel, please don't feel stressed about reaching out. That's why I'm here. Guess what? If you don't reach out, how are you going to hug someone? Am I right? Okay. Enjoy your tour. And Courtney's like, oh captain Sandy, the mom of your thing. She's like a mom of your, she's a manager. It's captain Sandy. Oh, she's the Christian of y'all thing. So they're walking around and they go on the tour and everything and then like the guests really love that Natalia has an Australian accent.

And so one of them is like, my dream is to hold a koala bear. And she was like, actually, everyone thinks they have small and cuddly, but they're not they scratch you and they have the calamity. It's a fact, just like storm honestly. Now, I'm wanting to have laundry with in a koala or off the shit. And they're like, wait, koala's give you STD.

It's like, yeah, yeah. Or at least in laundry skills, what we're focusing on right now, and gay pacing, because there's the guy named Tyler. He's like, they give you F.T.D.'s. This charter, by the way, is clearly like the leftovers from casting. Like, um, okay, we're going to put like two investment people, again, his friend and two football players, and we're going to pretend they're all friends. Okay, great. Okay, does not make sense.

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And Josh calls Ellie up to the main salon. And she's like, copy that! So then the chef is like, you know, oh, the chef's like, there was a point of the season where I was like, I can't handle any more of this, mostly because of Tosh, but it's time to do tunnel vision. I'm coming for you. Here I am.

It's me. Let's go. Sorry, I was still concentrating on Tosh, but you know what I'm looking forward to working as well. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Took me a moment to get your joke there, but once I did, it was amazing. Anyway, for lunch, you'll all be having Miracleize.

So, he really relies on the... He really relies on the smoking things in the clothes. Like, he really, on the smoking things in the close. Like he really, that's like his image. It's like the mirror glaze and the smoking in the close. Yeah, I was, you know, I was thinking about that because he serves them, you know, like there's a lot of grilled vegetables and there's like a smoked sweet potato, which is like very exciting looking, but I was kind of like At the end of the day, it's still kind of just like some vegetables

I don't look kind of like plain not interesting, you know, it's like you can't just hide behind your cloche and your glazes Yes, especially a see-through cloche can't hide behind that Dave, okay? So Tosh is like Hide behind that Dave, okay? So Tosh is like, Well, Ellie, what's her buns? The other one needs help upstairs. So couple of Walters for her. She's like,

Hello Walters, I'm Ellie. Hello Walters, I'm Ellie. Here I go, who would like some spackling water? Here you go. It's like, oh, Ellie, you just poured it right on his head. Oh, I did not understand the water plus. So they're served lunch and they're the guests are like I'm so grateful. And then Natasha texting drama. So she gets a text that says I love you. I'm so I love you so much. I'm so

sorry for being mean. And she tells us. He texted me. He wants to get back much. I'm so sorry for being mean. And she tells us he texted me. He wants to get back together. I'm terrified of being alone. All I can think of is the way he looked at me when it told me to fuck off. Literally, he wanted me to die. So she writes back. It's not repairable. So then, um, so what you mean when you were you mean when you were

FaceTiming him drunk from outside of bar and the guy that you cheated on with cheated on with cheated with on him and broke up with him later after you'd already cheated showed up in the FaceTime to tell you to come back to the bar. Wow, I cannot believe that the boyfriend got mad. That is so crazy. Listen, sometimes when you're rolling around and shit, you just gotta wipe yourself down. And the fact that she said it's not repairable, it was like that was the first time

she's really reached for the toilet paper. So I'm happy for her. And so, but the best part about this is that she's getting these texts, again, while she's in stupantry and Dave's around the corner of the galley So she leaves a voice memo for this guy and she goes Could you please stop mission at messaging me? I don't know who this right now. I'm trying to do my last charter and Dave goes But I haven't done anything to you. Yeah, she goes no Okay, you do you Natasha like you think that she's talking to him.

They're so fucked up with their communication. So then Ellie walks into the door, the sliding glass door. It doesn't open. I guess she's waiting for it to slide open, but it doesn't. So she walks right into it. And she's like, oh my God. And there's like one guest, she's like, girl, I did that when I was little.

There's like some lady with like a weathered voice. And she's like, I did that when I was little girl. I walked right into the screen door. My dad thought it was hilarious. So then there's water toys and the guys are like writing around and the water and all that. And then Natasha goes to her room and gets in bed to continue her text conversation. And the ex is like, if you're going to text me

and say it's not repairable and do nothing, you've gave up on your last best mate. Also, law or whatever your name is. Your and your. Your and your. I know. Come on. All episode, he got his yours wrong.

It was driving me. Oh, that's. Someone messaged us and said that law is like a pretty common slang word for a lad. It just means like, yeah, but we don't know his name. She keeps saying that to him. She keeps calling him. Yeah, he's, he's not given his permission

to have his name appear on screen, which is too bad. He seems like a great guy. So, Sonata, she's like, for the first time, I feel quite clear. It needs to end. And then he's like, I'm in a turbo place right now. I'm trying to push the key.

I can't make it work. La. but please right now. I'm trying to see. I can't make it work. Yeah. So then the chef is talking to one of the football players, Dominique. And so he's like, hey, big man, can we have a conversation?

Okay. Listen, I like pancakes, okay? And I like them crispy around the edges. Not too fluffy. Okay, so you like pancakes, but then crispy around the edges though, not middle. So around the edges crispy, yes, and not too fluffy. No worries. So you would like a filet fish. No, I want to. Pancake just not too fluffy. Got it. Oh wait, wait, wait, wait. I have one more note. So, okay, do you have coconut oil? I do. Yes. Oh, good, wait, wait, I have one more note. So, okay, do you have coconut oil?

I do. Yes. Oh, good. Yes. Good. Okay. So, obviously, you can do whatever way that you do it, but just put a nice glob of coconut oil in the center and then dip the batter in it so it can spread it out. Immediately, I was like, this is going to be what I wouldn't talking about. What does that even mean? No, I'll tell you what I'm talking about. What does that mean? No, I'll tell you what it means. You put the coconut right in the middle and the coconut oil is going to start to melt and whatever and then you put the batter right on it and so the batter's gonna push the oil out

and it's gonna cook in that oil and the oil is what's gonna give it that crispy edge. Like that's what's gonna put in my sglob in the center of the coconut oil and dip's gonna give it that crispy edge. Like that's not- If you said put in my glob in the center, the coconut oil, and dip the batter in it. Yeah, you dip it because the oil's gonna become, when it's melted, you know, when you put the batter in the oil,

and the oil's gonna... I'm not on board with this. I'm not on board. I'm totally, I saw the vision. I saw it exactly how it was supposed to be. This sounds like a state pancake. No, it sounds like a great pancake. You gotta, I see it.

It's the oil-based pancake method that gives you the crispy edges. Well, I don't know. Okay, so the captain is talking to Ellie and the lot, she stops by the laundry. She's like, well, I'm real happy you can join us. So you work in spas, huh? Where'd you guys sail to? And she's like, oh the Caribbean, South America! Oh, so you were in some

rough seas over there. Oh yes, a couple of years ago we lost engine power on the storm in Norway and it spotted historically known for shipwrecks. So yeah, I'm lucky to be alive. It's a life-changing experience. And the captain's like, oh, yeah, okay. So, did you have to lunch to life rafts? What was that? Did I tell you the time? Siddham thought he was drowning, so I had to lunch a life raft right there in Iraq. Just to make him feel better about himself. God, we're good times. Hey, so was your cruise ship also taken over by Osama Bin Laden? Or is that just mine?

Because I guess I don't want to want up you, but I'm just seeing it. I've dealt with pirates and terrorists. So, but anyway, tell me more about your big cruise liner that was in rough waters once. Go on. I know Ali was, I've been captain with so unimpressed with Ali's, you know, we almost died story.

So then Ali is like, you know, we almost died story. So then Ellie is like, you know, we had helicopters evacuating us. It was a 27 hour mission. Wow, that's terrible. Just flailing in the sea for less than 48 hours, which is basically a cakewalk. By the way, would you like some Miracles on your cake? Why? Because we've got a pro here in house. I am only child and my parents, my heart broke for parents. And when I came home, they were so happy. And they said, we thought you weren't home for two more months. And I said, what are you talking about?

They said, aren't you up in space? I said, no, I'm working in spas, not space. We laugh and laugh and laugh. Anyway, then we moved to Moldova. So now Natalia is decorating the table and Dave is shopping broccoli, shopping broccoli. And they love showing shots of Dave shopping broccoli. I guess he chops a lot of broccoli. I think the editors are like, you know, fuck Dave, let's show how much Dave makes broccoli. He is a little bit of a one trick pony. You know who's mad. You know who's really mad

right now, Leon. Because Leon, chef Leon, who sucked, but he would make lambcheeks every episode and he got so much shit for making lambcheeks every episode. And now here comes Dave with his cloches and his mirror glaze and his broccoli and like literally not even address on the show. Thank God we're doing a service for America pointing out the repetition of his bag of trips. So uh, Tasha Dave, here we go. So, all right, Dina, right, what we have in Dave? You all right. Yeah, I'm cool. Loster, surf and turf, crepes with the main cause. God, I love you. Lulster, Serpent Earth, Crips with the main cause.

God, I love you. Please have my children. If I can't hear you, I'll take your face out of the stockpot. So I'll go about that. Don't want to go out and go out and go out. No, you're the meat. No, no, no, I'll just out of my brain. I want you to tell me I'm the irrational side.

I could do that. I couldn't do that. I need you to. him I'm the irrational side. I want the rational side. I couldn't do it. I need you to. I love you other side of me. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. You're a slut. I miss you. So he's like, he mentioned earlier that he could eat pancakes for breakfast, lunch, and dinner, which is the same schedule I plan to marry you on. Did you say something Dave?

Yes. He wants crepes with his main costs. Oh, that's funny because he said he wanted pancakes. Yes, exactly. Crepes. Pancakes aren't crepes, Dave. I know this trick, but I want for it pancakes are crepes. He's finally not going to be gaslit into during the right thing.

So now more water sports. The guys are writing the tubes and bouncing all over and Dominique crashes into the water or whatever. And then Jordan, back with Jordan on the boat. He's like, oh my god, I lost my chain. And they're like, oh my god, are you all right, kid? He's like, no, my chain, my chain is gone. Oh, he's like, oh, I think it was that last spill. I lost it in the Mediterranean. So then the weather voice girl's like, you wanna go snorkeling? We'll get it tomorrow, first thing in the morning.

We'll get it, we'll get it for you. We'll go snorkeling out there. Great, a quick plan. Courtney, you want to die? If someone wants to die, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. And Jordi was like, yeah, lost my chain. And she's like, oh, that's why you want to die. And Tyler's like, you need to chain up.

You know what, let me explain. It's a chain that costs as much as a home. Like, wow. I'm so glad you guys are impressed, because I'm not. Because anyone rich enough to be wearing a chain that costs as much as a home is rich enough to not worry about losing a chain of ocean.

Okay, I don't feel bad. Let me tell you something. Let me tell you something. Back in the year 2000, I was an intern at Nickelodeon and my boss, she told a story about how she was working on MTV Spring Break and Tyrese went, Tyrese was like on Spring Break and he went jet skiing and he like lost a chain, it was like a chain when earring or ring or something like that

and he made all of production, scour the waters for hours looking for it. So when I saw this, I immediately thought of that and I thought it's good to see which people are still crazy. Did they find it? looking for it. So when I saw this, I immediately thought of that and I thought it's good to see rich people are still crazy. Did they find it? I don't think so because it was the ocean. Unlike that's how we're doing. I went on a cruise once with my family and my sister founded Diamond Ring in the water. So you see it works out. It works out for some people. Well, there was the one episode of Keeping Up With The Kardashians that I saw was like we're like an earring film, the water, and like, Borra Borra or something, and they actually found it.

So, it can happen, but I think if you're on a jet ski and you're zipping back and forth, that's a pretty wide swath of land. So, that's my little celebrity story as told by my old boss from 22 years ago. In a moving current, too come on rich people in a current In a current rose in a current so Jordan was like somebody's got to find that motherfucker damn my chain my chain So Courtney's a call see what I can do Captain oh guy lost his chain She's like oh gosh, you know, you know where he lost it

And the ocean which one oh let a drink question You never know hey, you know Hey, ask him if he's ever Lost his mind because he had a gun at the back of his shoulder blade telling him to drive the ship somewhere because it was a pirate. Has he ever been taken over by pirates? Then we'll talk about chains. That's what I'm trying to say, pirates. Here's what I tell him, guys, the oceans are scary, scary place. And it moves, okay? It moves. It's like land, but moving. And you know, it's deeper where you guys were,

than even right here. Here's what I'd say, you got insurance. Okay, good job today, Quart. Go tell him. Okay. God, just, you know, times like these, I wish I were Ellie being saved by a helicopter from a dramatic situation.

Unfortunately, my experience is that I just had to endure it like a real woman. Wow. What a day of hearing about disasters I don't care about. So Natasha has some Talia for doing such a great table. And she's like, I should do my dinner, dinner jacket forward again. And she's like, yeah, do you dinner check it? Fold. I don't know what it means.

And it's like, I feel like losing Kyle has brought me and Natalia closer together. I'm surprised. It's my spent in time with her. Whether it's not some queen telling me what an awful monster she is and then moving me away from her every time she spoke. The least surprising turn of events ever, the moment that Kyle, who is battling for supremacy on the hierarchy, is gone that she can actually have a nice time with Natalia.

Who would have thought? So, Reed is after Ellie because he's a guy on below deck. These guys are like guys in prison. Like if they don't have a woman to be like, wow, she's sure he's pretty. Then they're just, you know, raping each other on the shower. I don't know. They're all crazy, the guys on this show.

So he's bugging her while she's doing laundry, which is unfair because she can't escape. You know what I mean? The smart fair. So he's like, so has your first day. And she's like, I'm not going to the door. I said, hi, no, no, you didn't. Did you even say roll tide? I'm in hell. Hey, how long have you been in the yachting? Since last June, my first boat was Kizmat. Oh, I know, Kizli. I know Kizli, real well.

She got a real big narcissism problem and loves her butt. If you know what I'm saying? Oh, that's just Courtney. Sorry, that's just the way I banter. Ooh, remember that name. So he tells us, most of my friends describe me as flirty. Really? It's the truth.

Like, wow, what game? Standing at the doorway of someone's fucking job and asking where they worked before. Wow. I know. I know, Kizzy. Wow. Stop that flirting, sir. So he's like, yeah, I'm from the country. And she's like, oh, you know, what song I like? Tennessee Whiskey. And he's like, oh, yeah, I think we're going to get along just fine. Just her staple tin. Yeah, Chris Stapleton, we're going to get along.

I also like that song. Um, those are the things. Oh, yeah, more Reen Stapleton. Yeah, I like them too I'll show them papers get stuck together. Yeah, those are staples. God your heart. Just staples that Let's just staple in I love I love canned foods. Those are staples too, but different kinds staple Staples god your heart I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to say that.

I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to say that, which I'd like to say congratulations current. You want something, but to the rest of you, sorry bad news.

So I had to be the bad news, but unfortunately your chain is a chain and this is the ocean. And so anyhow, let's let logic take over the rest of this concept. Thank you very much. Anyway, that's let logic take over the rest of this concept. Thank you very much. And finally, someone goes file for insurance and it just cuts to his face and that is the face of someone without insurance right there. Right, that was like some guy, no reactions. Anyhoo. So yeah, I mean, I mean, what happened to him? Did you get stressed out there, Ben? I, no, I didn't.

I just was, I actually was just taking an inhale, but the inhale made that sound like I got stressed out, but I was fling really just trying to do that. Does he look, does he look like he's confident in got stressed out, but I was flicking your mouth. I was just trying to do that. Does he look, does he look like he's confident in his insurance? I'm not sure where we're going. I feel good. I, I, I was like, Ronnie, I'm, I like to guess Andrew, but I actually feel like he's

insured. I feel pretty good about his policies. So there's ever been a friend of flow on television. It's this fella. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. He looks to me like he might be an, he might be a Jake from all state kind of like, but by the way, have we ever talked about Jake from all state?

I feel like he doesn't have as much charisma as all state wants us to think he does, you know? Agreed. Yeah, agree. Just finally state that. I'm like, I couldn't pick Jacob in a lot. I couldn't pick him out in the lineup. I'll tell you that. Like I back. I'm like, I couldn't pick Jacob in a lot. I couldn't pick him out in a lineup. I'll tell you that. Like, I could, I could,

and I'm very happy for the actor, but I feel like I'm very happy for the actor. I'm really happy. I feel like he's not great. Like when he has lines, he sort of slurs through them a little bit. Like he swallows his words. I say that as someone who swallows my own words, okay, but I'm not like a mascot. I just feel like I don't know

You're not a I feel like you're just spokesperson. Yeah, I feel like I should have at least thought about a boner I mean they talk about Jake all the time like he has all those like who are you job to do on the phone? She's like Jake from safe Fine, he is so hot and then they show Jake. And I'm like, yeah, I mean, you know, I mean, should I be thinking like, am I going to get a boner? Am I getting a mobo? Nothing, nothing, nothing, Jake. Yeah. I mean, I get it. They want him to be sort of like the guy and there's like your every, like the sort of, no, you're every,

like just a nice guy. He's not like a, he's not like a sex object or anything. He's just like a reliable, nice person you'd seen your neighborhood. But like, I just, I need him. I just want more Christmas and I feel bad. That's why I'm speaking in this voice. I'm doing the, I gosh, I hate to say this, but I feel like I've held this in for five years. And I feel like it's time that we acknowledge the Jake from State Farm is just not doing it for me. But do you think that's the whole point that Jake is just average, but then everybody keeps projecting this like sexual energy onto him like a cast like a cast member of Southern Charm. Like what do you think it is? I don't I'm like I'm not trying to project any sexual energy on him.

I'm just I just know the characters in the show where I like, I'm like, Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, was Jake going to be a third in our marriage? Yeah, it's my wife. It's like Patrick Mahomes and Jake like now. Yeah, see, that's a thing. If I am like having a sexual fantasy about Patrick Mahomes and Jake from safe farm and I cringe, that's like bad, bad mascotting, I think, you know, yeah, I feel like I can have a sexual fantasy about like literally any job because I'm like a big working sexual fantasy person, you know, anyone who works, like it's a dishwasher, someone fixing your car, you know, like I feel like I can fantasize about someone in any kind of job, not insurance. I think that's just hard to sell sexy with that one.

I just feel like Jay from State Farm should be cute. I feel like you should want to be friends with him or something. And I feel like this one's like, he's nice, but I feel like if I were at a party, I would have dull conversation with him, you know. But like, he's the one who always drives. So you keep him around. He does.

And he has a surprisingly large TV. He's sort of how to go over to his place sometimes to watch. Yes, yes. It's time for commercial. It's time for a crap and commercial. Okay. So let's see, back to this. Ellie, they're talking about the theme of the party and it's James Bond. It's like, well, actually I have a costume

on me, but I don't know if it will fit the theme. It's playboy Bonnie. So she carries around. She carries around a playboy body costume in her suitcase. Time for some more Express Backstory. On previous boat, we had lots of costumes and I dress up like playboy, Bonnie, and it kind of become my thing. And then they show a picture of her dress like like an old-timey, like I don't want to say old-timey peasant lady because it actually look like it might have been like a like an outfit maybe of her culture but I definitely did not look like a playboy bunny thing and then she goes ever since I have been bringing all my costumes on board sloty cheerleader that's another staple of mine staples a lot of staple stapler That's my favorite costume. That's a nice table. She wants me.

Have you ever been stapler with bunny ears? Favorite favorite costume. Pirate, the mermaid. This one is too short. So we didn't bring all of the personalities on here on the playboy. didn't bring all of the personalities on here on the playboy by me. So they bring now is the time to get ready for dinner and everyone's everyone's changing into their crazy Vegas costumes.

And and then Tasha has some wacky dress that's like, I don't understand like orange. It's like orange. What do you call that material? That was in the front of it? Fringe, it's like a flapper address. So bizarre. It's like Casino Knight in 1920, you know? And so she's like, This is disgusting.

And Ellie's like, I have to cost tools. I have to play Barbarani in my suitcase. I was like, okay, it was weird enough that you're carrying around one playboy bunny costume. I'm gonna shoot case. But two of them, of course, now, of course, I want to be a playboy bunny. So now, Courtney likes her, you know. So she's like, thankfully Courtney and I both have scurfs to make it more presentable for this. So then, um, Storm has like some Saturday night fever,

white suit, they're kind of missing on the costumes here, I gotta say, guys, it's not. I think, what do you mean? You're in the 7 news? Vegas is not a theme that really people seem to be able to understand on below, Jack Man. I think this is what we're taking away from this. So,

Kiko. Kiko, Kiko. were taking away from this. So, Keith, so let's see. So, Ellie is like, do you have a minute because you're cut off my tail please. It's like a roll. So then the chef is telling us, well, if someone asks me for a thin pancake, I'm going to make a quip Super light super airy crispy on the outside. I've got a blowtorch to make it really crispy Dave. That's not a pancake

What part of the sentence if someone asks for a pancake? I'm gonna make a quip makes sense to you There are two different things. Yes, and you can't pull this well. I'm your opinion. No, sir You know you're cooking for Americans and you said the word pancake, okay? You know that you are doing wrong, sir. I mean, the method is in the name, make a cake in your pan. Okay, that's all you have to do. Okay? You are wrong. You are so wrong about this. And blowtorch, you get what pancake comes torched? I can't. I was like, I was going mad. I was like, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna say something on this podcast, gosh darn it. So,

Do you know what else? It makes things really crispy. The pan, Dave. The pan. The pan of the oil. Dave. So now the guests are gathered around the mustache guys. Like, ashes to ashes, they're doing a toast.

Ash is ashes, dust to dust. Plus, is he pizza, so don't eat the crust. I think that's what he said, right? I wrote ashes to ashes, dust to dust. Lava in a pizza, so don't eat the crust. Oh, but why would they believe out Lava in a pizza? Unless like the editor was like, this is too real. I don't know, but Taylor, Tyler, whatever,

it gets more confusing as the night goes on. So I think we're supposed to be confused. So Dominique is like, so where did you hear that from? And he's like, my drag, my friend. And he goes, yeah, okay, that makes sense. So now Davis, stacking all these crates, these thin ass classic crates. And Natasha brings them up and she's like, hey, but those are, those are crepes. Those are French. I mean, hey, you know what,

if you stack them all together, they're like a pancake, Dominique. Yeah, because they're like these, these are the pancakes. And she said, nope, crepes, you know, they're French. And she goes, she goes, they're fluffy for, you know, Crapes. Because they're not fluffy. It's what you asked for. And he's like, no, I said pancakes. Oh, you're told in pancakes? Yeah, I didn't, I know I didn't say Crapes.

No one is gonna make me think I said Crapes. Did you get the Crapes you asked for? Uh-oh, they brought the pro gas lighter in. I know they're like, okay, let's bring in the big guns. I am John, your pancakes. These are grapes. Yes, I agree. They're pancakes.

They're grapes. Pancakes. Maybe they are pancakes. Did you say something Dominique? So the captain's like, oh gosh, I'll go down and get some pancakes in. And Dominique goes, I'm not eating that shit. I'm not eating that I don't want it. It's like Dominique. They're not gonna force me to the I like it calm down sir. I like that he drew a line. He had personal boundaries about that

Yeah, it's for a pancake they served him crepes and he's like no so Lady goes the lady goes, but did you even try the crepes? And he goes, I'm not a crepe person. I'm being big, Sam. So San, he's like, hey, Dave, he doesn't want crepes. He wants pancakes. So now Dave tries to do the gaslighting thing. He's not good at it.

He goes, no, he doesn't. He wants the opposite of American pancakes. Because, hmm, I'm pretty sure that when he asked for a pancake, he wants a pancake. So make a pancake. But I was told he doesn't want American style pancakes. I was told he wants thin crispy pancakes. And then it gets to the guy saying, no, I really just don't want a thick pancake. Okay. I want it fluffy and crispy on the edges.

He never says then. He just says he doesn't want a thick pancake, okay? I want it fluffy and crispy on the edges. He never says thin. He just says he doesn't want it fluffy. He doesn't want it fluffy, which is different from a thin pancake. Like to me, if you make a pancake, my more experienced with pancakes is I used to make eye-to-eye-n-a-gartons pancake recipe all the time, which involve putting Sarah cream in the batter

and everything, and they were delicious. Both of those were very fluffy. And then once I switched recipes that did not involve, wasn't as like, it did not have to do, have like a big thick batter. My pancakes were not as fluffy, but I was fine with it. I like the more actually that way.

The pain is you can have a proper pancake that's not fluffy. Yeah, Dave. So I'm back to Dominique. The lady's like, are you upset? I'm not upset. I'm not. I'm not upset. I'm not upset, I'm not. Yeah, like, and he's like, look, I said fucking pancakes, that's the shit I want.

I just want some goddamn pancakes that are crispy. And then the guy goes, you have a pancake eating motherfucker and he goes, no, I'm a crispy edged pancake eating motherfucker. So then fish comes out. We've got your pancakes. So chef comes up and he's like, I got the pancakes wrong. I'm sorry. And he's like, well, you didn't make them wrong. You just made crepes.

So make them just like that. Just a little thicker. No. Now don't tell them that now you're confusing him again. Okay. A pancake is not just a thicker crate. It's not. It's not.

Like, because he's like, it's somewhere, because he's like, yeah, just in between a pancake and a crate, that's what you want. But you know, it's not gonna work out well, right? So, and Dave's like, cannot, I don't know why Dave can't figure this out. Maybe it's because all he can do is mirror glazes and broccoli,

but he cannot figure out this concept. He's got a stubborn thing about him, you know, when he's like, well, they said that they don't want fish, not last week, but there was some episode this week where he's like, well, they said they don't like it, but I'm gonna give it to them. Yeah, that was last week. He forced fish on them,

and then there was also the thing where they asked for local malty's food, and so he like just made other food in this. That's what it was. Yeah, he's got got this stubborn edge to him where I think it makes him feel really powerful when he does what they don't want, but they like it anyway.

Yeah, don't like that. It's very shuffee. So he brings up another crepe basically and it's like slightly thicker and this time Dom makes just like whatever. I'm just gonna eat this. He's like, I'm just, I think he takes it by and he's like oh this is not good. He's just like shit in his head. I mean he's able to fold it up like a crate.

That's a crate. It's a crate. It's still a crate. And so he's like well I've just got to teach him that's all. I mean I've just got to teach him a little technique and the touch is, I'm really intrigued by your crab cake. It's just from you. No. But it says calmly later from Natasha. I don't know what you're talking about. That can't be repaired. The crab plantings.

So then cleaning cleaning, Natalia's twerking while she's cleaning the floor on her hands and he's and storms like I'm actually getting a bone ash like see the damn always up here. And then the mustache guy he's now saying funny fact about me funky fact about me I can burp on command and so Lady goes can you do the ABCs because no, but I can't know what I'm like well by the way you just said you could burp on command but that's fine. But because but I can't know what a noodle and make it come out my throat. So then everyone's like what that's crazy. So now Dominique goes down. They all want to see this. So he goes downstairs like can we get some noodles because this guy says

he can snort one and which so then they're like, okay, and then Dave is like, of course the pancake guy who's pissed off with his pancake wants something else. It's literally, you just put the noodle in some boiling water for eight minutes for crying out loud. He was, he asked it so nicely, and he's like, oh, the Jiva with the pancakes. Get over yourself, Dave. If, just let me know on the spaghetti, I'll try to dance. I'll try to dance with my friends.

It's crazy. I should make a saying best on that. Reduce spaghetti. Did you say something, Dave? So, then, they're waiting for these noodles. And I mean, come on, guys, you need to give it more than 30 seconds for a noodle to be ready. Okay. So then down in the galley storm is trying to the noodle up his nose thing and then Dave and they're like snorting them and choking. So finally, they deliver the spaghetti and qtips

and Taylor does it. He does it. I mean, how much cook do you have to do for there to be that big of a hole there? I've always heard about this trick and I've always been horrified by the concept of it, but I've never actually seen it. And watching it was I was like cracking up and also covering my eyes at the same time. It was it was one thing for it to go through, but when he pulled it out of his mouth, I went all the way around. I was like, oh my god, this is too much. So then it's over. They play a little poker. I mean, once you snort a fucking spaghetti and it comes out your mouth, you're pretty much done for the night, right? Like there's no amount of poker or flapper dresses that are going to top that. That is great. That I think that's a correct way to look at life.

So there's like cleaning and read. It's like, Hey, Ali, how did they lock your bunny out fit? It's fun. Everyone reminds me of one time I went to a senior formal and I saw a bunny out there. It was cute. You like college. I love college. You want to know what I learned once?

If you put a bottle in your ass, it gets colder. What about you? What did you learn? Mm, sorry for being so. So sorry, I like the fold. So he helps her fold staff and he's really laying it on thick. And she's like, okay, thank you for your help. Goodbye, goodbye, Miley.

So then second day of charter, being so Dave is getting a ding now. So he looks at his phone and it's from Natasha's ex and it says you must be like you must be like a pan that's going off the boil, but your data, a e or an apostrophe, a typical bully who will blame anyone but himself. Tosh, Tosh, will you come over here? Look at this. Your la is calling me a bully. That's what your boyfriend said. He called me a bully. That's not my boyfriend. It's just a, it's just a rude abaker that has access to a cell phone. Don't you care about that? He said I'm bullying you. Who?

Your boyfriend. Don't have one. Your ex boyfriend. You? We wouldn't dating. We wouldn't have a dating, Toss. That's right. We wouldn't have a dating, and don't you forget it?

That doesn't solve anything. He's still saying I'm bullying. I'll sit in a message. No, Toss, you just fucking ballooned in on a hot air balloon. Okay, fucking message. I've made so many mistakes. Dave and I should never have happened. I shouldn't have been in a relationship with the Rudy Baker, but mine and my ex's relationships should have ended years ago. And now he's just trying to hurt me. A bully, that's the thing I hate most in my life. I'm not a bully. Okay, so how do you want me to deal with the situation?

To me, sit you. He's like, no, no, I'm just talking to you about it. It's just a super shitty situation. I don't know who the fuck he thinks he is. I've never been aggressive towards you. Why are you looking away like that? She's like, oh, when have I ever been aggressive towards you? And then we see the clip of four weeks ago. Good luck. Fuck you slut. Slut. Get back to where you are from. You're a slut. You're a bitch. You're stupid. I hate your face. Fuck you. Fuck you slut. Oh, slut bitch. Slut.

I hate your face. Fuck you. Fuck you slut horse. That bitch slut. How am I bullied? And she's like, well, some messages were bad. And he's like, okay, all right, that one time, all right. And it is, you have anything else. And then they're like, okay, we've got some more clips here. I'm sick of pussy foot and around you, Natasha. I don't know that that one really works.

Try again. All right, we got another one. It sucks how you treat me sometimes. Bolly, told ya. It's like, okay, Eddander, you should have just stopped with the four weeks ago. Yeah. That was terrible. You can't try and top them with.

I don't like how you treat me sometimes. It's like, I'm not aggressive at all. But if he wants to bring me into it, I'm in. I'll go see him and ask him myself. I'm going to break his fucking neck. How dare he say I'm aggressive. I know you're not really helping your own case, is there, buddy? That's stupid.

I'm not going to talk about this. I want to say if that's what you call it, Mac, it's chicken to break his neck. And she walks off and goes to her room and he's like Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, and then he puts his arm up dramatically. Second, and then he throws himself against the fridge. He really does. And then he's like, I just don't believe you see me like that. So she slammed the bathroom door and I think she says, see me like that. So she slammed the bathroom door and I think she says, it's a massive snowball and it's about to get out of control. I'm talking about the creep. Then we see what I've been looking

for for five episodes. Thank you, Jesus. Next on the season finale of the deck. And I was like, oh, thank you. I thought they were going to go for a solid 40 episodes of season. I love this season so far. But yes, it has been long season. But I'm loving it. Yeah, I've enjoyed it too. It's just bullet.

Bullock deck certainly need to be 20 episodes. No, they don't. They don't. But after last season's blood deck Med, which was pretty rough, this was a nice return to form. So yeah, I guess we'll see what happens next week. It looks like more of a shit show. We got one last dose of America's Sweet Hearts,

Storm and Natalia. We got, we love when they fight. We really are so invested. Oh, and don't forget the return of... Coil! Coil! We have here. Spin and chop.

He's probably gonna come back after the charter and they're all gonna go out and party together and have dinner. We all know how it's gonna go. But anyway, yeah, fun times. Yes, we will see you next time, everybody. Thanks so much for being here. Bye! Bye!

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