Watch What Crappens - Below Deck Med: Save the Dolphins!

Episode Date: August 2, 2022

Raygan leads the crew to a dolphin fail on Below Deck Med while Chef Dave wrestles with his man feelings and Captain Sandy asks Norma to do her a solid. This week's bonus episode is about Ben's air fryer journey. Find all of our premium bonuses and video recaps at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Hey, Prime members, you can listen to watch what crap ends at free on Amazon Music. Download the app today. Get ready for a double load of Queen of Hearts. It's me, Jujubee, and I return to guide sexy singles through some ronchy blind dates. Cameras off. Voice only. Launching during pride. Queen of Hearts takes Miami by storm, with Daeders' Cuppe from Tampa Bayes, Just Chaz and Brittany Brave to name a few. Follow Queen of Hearts on Amazon Music or wherever you get your podcasts. Well, hello and welcome to Watch What Happens, the podcast for all that crap we love to talk about on you, O'Bruv's. I'm Ronny Caron, and I'm with Ben Mandelker. Hello, Ben.

Hi, Ronnie. How are you? I'm good. You know, just brushed it off, and you know, that's never going to happen again. I'll tell you that much Okay, no, never gonna hit a dolphin again, because I don't hit things, okay? Yeah, it's a big day of the low-tech Mediterranean everybody, so thanks for being here. Thanks for joining us Monday night I've run Spotify live for take a seat

It's every week live at 7 p.m. Pacific and take a seat every week live at 7 p.m. Pacific. And we're just glad to be there. We're glad to be here. I love talking to you. I love seeing you. And today is time for some boat action. Ben, let's just should we get into it? Or do you have anything to talk about? Let's talk about the universe. I've nothing to talk about. I'm really talking about some boat action. All right, let's just get right into the boat action. I haven't done shit to talk about really. I made a salad That's it. I had a breakfast burrito Yeah, I made a salad and then immediately went to the bathroom and looked at myself without my shirt on it was like I'm gonna always expect like fireworks to go off outside

when I've eaten a salad. I was like, wow, you did it, you did it, buddy. I want an Aviva's Russia banner for read. Congratulations, you did it. You did it. So here we are, a below-deck Mediterranean, a second day of charter the Idaho charter. The Idaho landies as in group of land to people from Idaho who are vaguely

annoying. And the episode opens up, you know, it's like the morning and you know like piles and bad people are in bed, people are in some people are milling about Dave the chef. He like drops a coffee cup, not drops, but he puts a coffee cup down on the floor outside the dorms for the bunk room for Natasha. And he goes, coffee. So it's like, ooh, it's tortured coffee for Natasha. It becomes a pop point. That's what I'm bringing it up. That's what I'm bringing it up. Torchard Prince Charming Coffee.

So yeah, he leaves that. And then Captain Sandy is talking to Reagan and she's like, okay, so we just had a big talk where I, not so thinly, veiled a threat to fire you. Do you understand? She's like, oh, don't learn to stand, got it, got it down,

that things are going better. Thank you for the gold star. Everything's gonna be great. No, no. What I'm saying is, I need a boss and I can trust. I need a boss and who can give a guest priority. I need a boss and who can fill on the blanks. Take a compliment.

So, you mean I can take it. I'm taking it. I'm warning with it. Thank you, Sandy, for the compliment. Just think you, she goes, you might not stand there like today, hopefully I will be back. I'll prove myself to you. And Sandy's like, thank you. I appreciate it. Much like I appreciate a nice buffer zone of distance between a boat and a dolphin. Okay. Thank you. What's wrong, so I thank you for the way you're coming in recommends on me. Okay, stop talking. I appreciate you, like I

appreciate country music. I know it's there, but I don't want it in my ears. Walk on, walk on now. Okay. Listen, sometimes this can be harsh, but it's because I don't want to be learning in front of the guests. I don't want you to be learning in front of the guests. We should already be there. Okay, it's like going to Disney World. We should be there by now, but we're not. Did you follow that analogy? No, I didn't. Okay, that's fine. I didn't like it myself, but we're just going to continue on. Okay. So then Natasha wakes up and opens the door and the coffee spills all over. She's like oh for fuck's sake. So she so meanwhile Natalia is like

blah blah blah into the chef and the galley. She's like, baby I can find an 80 year old man in Monica. He's about to cock it. I can get him to sign over all the paperwork and the y'all accidentally have a tragic date and he falls off the cliff. Look at me I can get him to sign over all the paperwork and the y'all accidentally have a tragic date and he falls off the cliff Look at me, I can do a time step I can do a time step or that now I'm gonna set the table Departor breeze out of the room. I know Davis like sounds sounds like a dream man. Sorry. I can't yes, Angie more I'm just tortured and in love with plagued bit memories of cars being lit on fire in my neighborhood.

So then Natalia's telling storm. Reagan is, I put Tay. So I was guessing. I'm like, who do I mean by that? Taylor Swift. You took her plan. Yeah, is it Tay, Tay? Is it Taylor, Tyler, Reagan? I was Tay Tay? He's a Taylor Tyler Reagan.

It was a miss. It was a type I want. You were clearly meaning to write Ray, but you wrote Tay, since R&T you're next to each other. You hit the team instead of the R, so you got Tay, and then you just had to take a wild guess from there. It's a very important scene too. So she's telling storm. I'm going to have organization. We should have meeting before we get changed because we're needed to organize. I'm stunned. I'm just sleep. Yeah. Yeah. And he's like, what would be the most important thing would be if we threw everything in the water. And she's like, yeah, well, that's what I mean. And when the guys runs that's deck crew now, we have a main because I'm over the last week. We need

that. We have a main, mean, then Captain, Captain Sandy is watching her favorite show on Netflix. The weather. Oh, look, there's some red spots. This weather is going to be terrible. Thumbs down Netflix. Don't suggest this ever again. So then Natasha has now in the galley and she's being frothy. She's not really talking to Dave very much. And he's like muttering to himself. He's like, yeah, that's not cool. You're trying to date. Tosh. And she goes, I'm struggling the wake up today. No shit. You're being grumpy. I'm that being grumpy. Do you know, do you want to know how my death started today? Do you want to know, Violet? I do. While we're holding hands and staring deeply into it. Let go of me hand. Hubbell clapping came out

of me cabin and kicked coffee and feel where that's started. He's like, oh, so you want to start again? Well, would you need to start again or what? Why are you being weird? He's like, oh, so you want to start again? What would you need to start again? What? Why a bad word? I guess I'm not being weird. Yeah. So she tells us. Yeah, they're ridiculous. They're by the way, love to them.

They are ridiculous, but also they are proof that those like merchant eye of removies are not based off of nothing. Because all those costume dramas are like, I want to say the thing that's on my mind, what, because of society, I can't. And that's basically what they are. They never really say what they're feeling. They just sort of say things that are very close to it.

They're not speaking. They're just cooking. It's like I'm chopping a cucumber. That's all I'll do. So she's like, even though things seem like they're in a good place right now, things are weird to dive. I broke up with my boyfriend the moment before I stepped on the boat and cheating makes me feel ashamed.

I struggle with telling people on the boat because I love people have different perceptions of cheating. Some people think you're the worst person in the world. And I don't know how the crew is gonna react to this suggestion that just... You don't fucking any of them! I don't know that you're fucking somebody get out of here with that. You already cheated! I'm not sure how the crew is gonna react when they find out. So the stuff in the blue. I've made the ball

z-pa-z-pa-testical shots. It's curacao with orange juice and so dust. I learned from one of my courses. Oh so now it's the deck crew meeting and Rick it's like, obviously a storm less experience, a health tech blade at your good tender, right? Your your tender being gorgeous. I think that's it. You can be on the tender. You're not dead or hard.

But you'll be on the tender. Is that right? I've got to eat something. Seriously, I've got to eat and smoke at the same time. I'm going to inhale literally and hail subway right now. You can handle this. Oh, well, I think, uh, so here it is. And he's the bullet points.

Basically, he's more, he's more used to use mega yards. Uh, I am technically on Windows protection. So this is a little bit out of my league. And, uh, also, I'm going to have a sandwich. All right. Good meeting everyone. Yeah. She tells us. I'll come fear the pressure. I do feel like my job is on the line.

Oh, you feel that? What do you feel that? Was it when she told you your job is on the line? God damn it. Okay. You're basically Johnny Cashwalk in the line, okay? Well in the line here I'm gonna tell you the same thing at Duel's Country music. I know you're there But I don't want to hear you did I already say that today? Listen your job is on the line and unfortunately that line is still in the water. You got to get it on to the dark

Okay on the line and unfortunately that line is still in the water, you got to get it onto the deck. If that line was on the table, probably Hannah would have snorted it. God, that's for the good old days. So then Atalia walks into the galley and then she just goes, well, I actually haven't enjoyed these gifts. It's like, whoa, okay, Natalia. And then it cuts to that guy Noah that's like 12. He's like, God, I hate hangovers.

Why don't I have to be a consequence for drinking? That's such bullshit! Yeah, he's annoying. And Natalia's like, I mean, look at this preference sheet. Noah is from a very wethy family and owns a jet in the helicopter. And he's saved while drive a helicopter when you can get their faster,

why drive when a helicopter can get you can get there faster, while drive when a helicopter can get you there faster, oh fuck off Noah, that's your preference seat. Yeah, why is that on there? Get to know, get to know a little bit about Noah. He's from a very rich family and owns a jet in a helicopter. Fuck off twink. No. So, now the breakfast being served and toys are going out in the water and Kyle's waking

up and Natalia is telling the guests about afternoon activities. They're going to go to swimming at a cave, etc. And then Kyle goes up to Natalia afterwards and goes, you look old, she's this morning. It's because I don't have my contacts in. Like, oh. Like he hates her. Like, at some point, she is going to pick up on the fact

that these are actually not jokes. He is, he is like cutting her down every single time. So then the store was like, good morning. And she's like, Yeah, good morning to you. And you better keep that sourcedy head today, eh? Keep that sourcedy head today, bro. Yeah, and they're like flirting when they load the tender. Something, they're just being flirty.

And then Jason is, and then Storm just starts giving orders to Jason to do something. And Jason's like, yeah, what I'm used to is smaller motorboats and smaller sailboats, basically just like toys, like toy boats, basically. Like when you go to Paris and have the boats in the pond in the park, that's what I'm used to. And it's skippers, pretty much. Rubberjotky, yeah. Yeah.

LiliPads. Yeah. Yes, I skip stones. It's like, and as a skipper, I'm totally comfortable taking guests out and taking band ventures. It's literally what I love to do. Instead, I'm just inflating and deflating things. And I think I definitely could be used more in a tender rule, especially.

I'm like, okay, so you're mad that you're not getting to drive the tender. Well, you're not owed that, sir, okay? To inflate your things. You didn't know that things needed to be plugged in. You know what I mean? Like, that was last episode where you're like, what, well, I never put any gas in them. So I figured they don't need gas or something. Like they need to be plugged in. You don't get a raise, you know what I mean? So then Natasha's going over the lunch menu. They're doing a Mexican theme.

And so then for whatever reason, I love how things always end with tragedy in these monologues, but also how they lead into them. She's like, yeah. So, but during the Mexican fan today, okay, she after me's like, all right, I'm really struggling with Natasha's experience. Really? How did Taco Tuesday dovetail into you like having extreme depression? He's like, the plan was to serve Thai food and then Natalia said Mexican food and I just said, yes, I don't know what's happened to me. This relationship really is a gourdita at the end of the day.

It's like, you know, sorry Ben, go ahead, I didn't mean to interrupt you. Some of us bullied as a child. I only interrupted you because I never know how much time we have before I can't get lit on fire. Well, we are in this situation and I'm struggling because, a night before we came on the motor yacht home, we agreed that we could slowly adapt to this and then let everyone know, you know, like when you get a goldfish at the fair and you put it in a bowl of water to let the water adapt to the fish, and then you put the fish in, and then your father comes in and flushes it down the toilet,

bullying the fish. My life will never be the same. You put that fish into your fish tank, and then you find out later that that fish was raised on a quad reef, where sea shells were set on fire, constantly. A lot of pain that fish was raised on a quad reef where sea shells were set on fire constantly. A lot of pain that fish carries. But now Tosh is avoiding me and I just can't handle this pressure.

I cannot handle the breath. Oh fuck. Okay. All right. You know what? Okay. Settle down, sir. You were the one who violated the rule.

Okay. And she's mad at you. And now you're making it seem like you're a tortured soul You're like why she shouldn't be mad at me. I got all aggressive with somebody trying to start a physical fight, okay? And now you're gonna cry like you're the big victim of everything. Shut the fuck up you. Yeah, like I honestly I think also as like two gay men I don't really have a lot of sympathy for someone who has to keep something contained for one week. Okay?

How about do it for like many years in a row? Yeah, at least your closet gets coffee delivered. Don't probably need fucking coffee. Okay, I was stuck alone in there with my mother's rye hills and feather bowels. Put some effort into it, sir, for crying out loud. It's not that difficult, okay? God, learn to be more creative. It makes the closet much, much more fun, okay?

To fill up a biting sense of humor, cheese. You're in the closet and you're treating it like a wardrobe, okay? Come on, you've got more space in there. Some people call it closets and some people call it a little egg. You grow and grow into the gay you need to be. Seriously. So then Natasha and Natalia are in the galley together. So the producer has to like put like two arrows next to them and be like, this one's Natasha and that one's Natalia. And then they're a guesser on the tender and there's like a Natasha and Natalia find like a stuff taco that's a taco.

So the guests go off to Crystal Lagoon which sounds like a drag name and they're just splashing around and stuff. And then speaking of the closet, Crystal Cave, the crystal never comes out. It's like, I'm always here when you want to hide. So the captain is looking at the, she's watching Netflix again. She's like, Oh my God, just storm is all around. I don't trust it. It's a commonerly the swells are building. And then Jason is trying to like, you know, Reagan has now been given the directive. Be more of a leader. So Jason goes, so I guess I'll just tie these down and secure it. She goes, yeah, be great. I'm just gonna look at this thing

here and said, that's great. So the guests all come back to the boat and the captain's like, perfect, you're all together. And they're like, Oh, we want to to take a picture with you sick. Oh, you know what? I'd love to get in a pic Get a picture right while I'm telling you some bad news. Okay, smile. Make your thumbs up You can't do shit because the weather's coming okay, so we're gonna go back to the dock and sit there and let know what talk about average Yes, okay, Natasha is like oh Okay. And Natasha is like, she's like, Oh, how the coming back from Crystal Cove. Oh God, I guess I'll just make them some monkey brain shots.

I'm like, girl, come on now. It was not 1987 and she's, they don't even bother saying what's in these awful shots. We just have to assume it's like a banana looker with like a chocolate. So you know, I'd be like already throwing up. Just, you know, it's like a banana looker with like a chalk that's like, you know, it's just, I like already throwing up just, you know, it's the all. The monkey fans. Yeah, it's a monkey plans before the storm comes in.

Well, listen, I never want to go back to the dark, but it's all about safety for me. You know, I have to get back to the dark, okay? You know, speaking of clasets, when I was a young woman growing up as a homosexual, all the boys were watching all about Eve. I was watching all about safety. The captain, Santa, journey. Okay.

Everyone said, no, how rich are you? There we go. There we go. Admittedly, didn't really have much to do with me coming out of the closet, but I just like to set the stage for what my mental state was when I was watching that fine, fine movie.

So then she's like, yeah, we're going back to Doc and this girl, I think it's Emily. She's like, honestly, I'm just shocked. I'm like, what, that weather is something that exists? Okay, how about you stay out there in the Mediterranean and cap size, then you can talk about being shocked. Okay. And Emily showed up as an asshole today, right?

Yeah, every time they show Emily, she's being an asshole and like complaining about things that can't be helped. Like, you're mad at the weather. Honestly, I am shocked. Ah! I mean, literally it's about this is nerd's clouds. I mean, what, I mean, come on. I'll tell you who also is shocked, but she's like happy shocked.

This entire episode is that girl Anna. Every single scene, she's like, oh my god! I can't believe there's clouds. I've never seen clouds before. This is amazing. You have poor Anna. You know, she made so many outfits for herself for this journey.

I'm like, did you know that one for yourself, too, Anna? She's like, I'm just so happy to be here. All crew, all crew, we're going back to the dock. I am in shock. Okay, just this stage, this channel's just for the crew now. Okay, so Let's go to the this go to the dock. So they have to deflate everything So it's like everyone all the decorats that have deflate all these toys They just put out and they just cut to Reagan eating us out like her third sandwich of the day

Yes, all Reagan does is tell people what to do and then she goes to eat and every time she goes, I have an atein. So then Noah is like, hey, we'll have 12 camera sound rises please. And Kyle's like, I'm a gold lord, it's me. So yeah, so Natasha takes it over. She starts making the margaritas. Natalia goes to laundry and Jason then starts talking to the guests, and he's like, yeah, I'm the captain of a small boat.

And before that, I was in corporate America. So, I'm like, I'm sure they really care about your journey, Jason. Just deflate that banana, please. Yeah, because they're about to dock, and it was like, bro, we're broin, right? We're broin, I'm rich, bro. You're poor, I'm rich.

So what, we can still be friends, right? Am I right? What are you gonna write right now? Just get in, tell me about your job. And so he's like, yeah, corporate. And he's like, yeah, well, America's a real shit show right now. So I don't even know if I wanna go back. I'm like, you might be contributing to the shit show, sir.

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Is that what you're saying? I said sideways Sally. I want you to be on the stern to call meators, okay? You need to say when I'm clear to swing so I don't hit the dolphin All right, well you can sing if you want to but don't hit dolphins. I didn't do nothing but be cute. All right No dolphins are like buoys, but they're called dolphins for some reason that no one understands okay hey where'd you go. I'm sorry I'm downstairs there's another sandwich having me no day gonna have a sandwich. Like she said we have ribs. Where'd that come from? So then Tasha and Kyle are making drinks and she's like, I love spacer drinks. Yeah, and he's like, no, me at all.

Bums. Mass a bit blaze, baby. Like blaze, like it's something spicy. Cause like this, it blows me also. And she goes, oh, it's got a sour face. Like when you chew on a wasp. I'm like, is that I'm just gonna assume that's British slang? Cause I don't understand the concept of chewing on a wasp personally.

Maybe it's like a British candy. Cause I was like, I love Tosh. I'm famous, like, have some fire. We just get one on one. Or we get on like oil on one. Or it's an oil on a house on fire. We get on like oil on one or is it oil on a house on fire? What's your put oil on fire? Whatever it is makes me out of home, babe. We get on like Leibon as ho.

That's what we get on like ho, ho, ho, ho. Cause I came out last year. She's gonna drive me sane for all the right reasons and keep me smiling, bubbling and so bad. Okay everyone, it's time to get your rose for Dawkin. Okay here's what we're gonna do. You go there, you go there and you do whatever you want to do. If you see a dolphin, just say hi to the dolphin, there should be okay. Alright, we have a sandwich. So they're all getting ready to dock, right? And Kyle brings out this whole tray of margaritas and he's like,

hey, old in Margaritas. And Emily goes, well, I mean, I didn't, but I'll take one if there's an extra. Now you're gonna fuck everything up. And then when somebody takes forever, yeah, there's no extra margarita. And then when someone's missing it, you're gonna be like, I am shocked.

She didn't get her margarita. Yeah, also Kyle You should have known who the margaritas were for by the way if you're a service queen We'd be like hey, oh the margaritas Yeah, so So then meanwhile Reagan does actually go downstairs have another They call talking the captain's like okay We're gonna head to the back of the dock now everybody. It's time docking the biggest part of the show. And we're like, I'm just going to eat something. I have eaten all day. I got to have a full sandwich for when we get done with the

docking. So then I guess like, are we really going back to the dock? I'm like, what part of the white squal does that say? Like we should say out in the water? I know, like George Clooney is floating dead beside the boat. You're like, what? I'm about, I am shocked. So Storm is working with Zee and he's like, all right, we need to start flicking our lines up.

Where's Reagan? Where is she? And we just cut to Reagan, eating without her radio on. During that one you're about to die. I know. So she's like, wow, this is from Janna. This is Janna.

It's proper Janna. And then see, it's now time for to wedge in some biographical information. He's like, for as long as there's no in stone, he's allowed to take charge. We used to play water polo against each other and he was definitely the king of the Western province He has to he has a work effort and he likes to be perfectionist at time like when he hits the ball and catches the ball

in water polo back story So then Kyle passes Natalia and the laundry and throws a bag of dirty laundry at her face. Yeah, that's insane. I mean Talia and the Laundry and throws a bag of dirty laundry at her face. Yeah, that's insane. I mean, if you were guessing about whether or not he was being competitive to be the official seconds to, like this is exhibit A, he was like, not, come on, I've got a guy, he's I'm going to throw this down a check. Can you touch this?

And she goes, what? And he just drops a sack of dirty laundry on her face. Like, this guy, I'm telling you, be careful. So Natasha's telling him to clean and the chef offers to help. He's like, oh, I can help you. I can help you. Love of my life, which I won't say out loud,

but I'm thinking my beating heart right now. Shakavko re, I've got it. And he's like, I'm so over this. I can't believe she wouldn't let me help her in a whole way. Are we doomed? And then it's now 330 p.m Also that the lunch is gonna be at four o'clock on the deck and so Dave is like this trucker is real today If you delay lunch, it's the worst because you're the potential of food drying out much like a relationship And then if they want dinner later, it just carries on.

The same nightmare. But it's my job. I have to be flexible. Like the nightmare. Oh, the nightmare waiting 30 minutes. I might as well just go back to my home and the burning cars. Because that compares not to the living dread of waiting 30 minutes for lunch. Uh. Sunda Talia is in the laundry room making up songs about her booby zidging and um,

Natalia is talking to the chef and she's like, I'm laundering this out of control, I'm out of control, you know what I mean? Shuffle bowl change. It's just really hard for me. And then someone's asking Tasha, like what's between lunch and dinner? Like what are we gonna do? It's Emily's ass. Just hang out.

I'm shot, we're just gonna hang out. I am a shotgun. Baaah. And Tasha's like, do you want a mage, rip-off? Like no. No, that's the name of a shot. It's Razba. It's Razba and Mint and Gin and Whiskey and Milk.

Do you want some? I'm tall, you're so the chef. I'm sick. I just don't understand the relationship between 18 year old and a 32 year old. You. And he's like, she's like, she's like, that main jump off the side of the back then.

That's not what that means. So now Storm and Zee are talking about lines and they're like doing something. And Noah is like, Noah's trying to get Kyle to hang out with him. He's like, where you going? And he's like, well, if you guys aren't ordering drinks and I've got him running around.

If you guys aren't ordering drinks, they'll stay with you. But right now, I've got him running around because I'm a soused squad. So then, Reagan is calling, she's just calling because Captain Sandy has said, listen, I went to the car meters. So she's just calling, because Captain Sandy said, listen, I went to the call meters. So she's like,

right, put side 30 meters, side 4 side 80 meters of, put side 80, ABC meters, that's not a number. Just figuring it out, just guess what I'm drawing to say, be.

And then, like Jason's doing something with lines. And then so no, he's doing that thing where he's like I'm very wealthy, but I want to be like of the people so he starts like trying to talk to Jason and he's like Wow holy shit look at all those lines. How do you even know which one to pull you guys are like Studs and then Reagan walks it. Okay. You gotta clear with me. Yeah. Okay, the guy's so loud talk because he's got a concentrate right now You gotta get away and then he'll just wrap, get out of here! Alright, I'm gonna go through 7 and 8. And Storm's like, that stuff, that stuff, we've got wind on us.

And she's like, well, let me know when it's clear. Hey, Dolphin's dreamy, that's dreamy, that's Dolphin's on Starburst Bird. God, I love that candy. Starburst, Starburst, I'm poor, sir. I'm good, I'm hungry. Anybody got Starburst? Can someone candy. Starburst, starburst, I'm poor, so I'm not angry. Anybody got starburst? Can someone put some starburst on a plate? I'll be down there to eat them soon.

Hershibah, we got a Hershibah. Okay, we got, I would say we got about 16 Hershibah's away from the dolphin. So Hershibah, okay, we got Chas and Chu. Three Chas and Chu's, one's Mars bar. Err, err, err, err. Um, so, uh, Reagan tells us. Three Charleston Jews and one's Mars bar. Um, so uh, Reagan tells us she's like, I'm very comfortable in docking. So my career I've done docking. So I can prove to Sandy what I know. One day with docking.

Yeah. And so she's just like, she's like, three meters, three meters, three meter. Okay, three meters, and then Jason's like, uh, that's not three meters, that's one meter. One meter? She's gonna hit it. We're gonna hit, we're gonna hit. I mean, do you even know how to read numbers?

Do you even know how to read numbers? Stop copying what I say. Stop copying what I say. Stop, stop, stop, stop. Please. Then how could you tell yourself to stop us? He's like, okay, you hit it now. And no, it goes, you hit it!

We're talking about that. We're talking about that. We're talking about that. We're talking about that. Oh, Jesus Christ. Listen, no captain wants to hit anything. First time in my career, I've ever touched anything. Not okay.

So the food is being served and they dock and everything. And then now they now comes the part where they have to throw lines you know to the people on the dock and so like throwing it and everything's sort of like chaotic and Z. Z is like it's quite frustrating because this environment makes it difficult to make progress. If only we had Malia. Oh! Yes. Okay, you need to get that line out of the water. But I'll just put it in the water. You're not fishing. Okay, you throw it to the dock. Oh. You just said that right from the start then, shouldn't you? A three point four miles from the dock. No, I'm not asking for numbers

and those are wildly incorrect. 246-01. Hey, that's for business, Roblay. Natalia's like cat dancing on the dock. Oh, my God. So, yeah, so she's like, guys, when you approach the doc, you expect the boys to have everything in order. This was mismanaged, Reagan. Does it know her job?

As President of the United States, I'd like to call everybody to order. Free school lunches for me at all hours of the day. Okay, we're at 4, 20 years ago, feet from the doc. Like, uh, hi Captain Sandy. This is George. I work on the doc. Hey, can you just remind your crew that they need to throw lines to the doc and not sandwiches?

Sorry. I was supposed to do when I was done. They're not lines from a play. Okay. To me and not to me and my right, baby, baby. Oh, all the world's a stage, nor the man of women in the place. So, Kyle is in the galley talking with his chef,

and he's like, I'm talking here, babe. I've at least had a fuck in here. He's like, I'm talking here, babe. I've reached here for a while, but I'm here. He's like, I've already lost it. Ha ha ha ha ha. Living in this nightmare of uncertainty, 30 minutes delayed that is lunch, and then the love that I cannot express. Oh, so Natasha, here's a second, you've lost it.

Well, it's hard not to lose air, which is too as a slave. He's like, well, I would wait on something else. A broken heart, maybe, that was my inside voice, did it come out loud? Yeah, this is where it really turns into a British costume drama because she knows what he's saying and he knows that she knows what he's saying, but he's not actually going to verbalize it and she's actually going to verbalize it. And she's not going to verbalize it. She knows what he's saying.

So she's going to just go on like, I'm talking about you being tired. So that's what I'm saying. And he's like, no, but I'm saying it's something else. And she's like, but you're tired, but it's something else. But you're tired. I was like, okay, Emma Thompson and Anthony Hopkins settled down over. She's an archetype. I look at it, Dave. That's the eating them inside. It's basically

like Reagan ran the smell of a microwave, making mac and cheese constantly eating them. I don't want to make them feel like they, but I can't do feel like I'm treading on eggshells around him. So then upstairs, Reagan's like, well obviously there are a few things that could have been better. Meanwhile at the back of the yachts like on fire, I'm like thinking into the water. He could have been brave a few things. Did we hit that dolphin? I barely touched it.

There's not that much on a phone, then. She goes, yeah, that's not going to happen again. That is not going to happen again. Hey, didn't we have a whole back of this boat? Where did that go? Oh, you know, it's just a small little bump. Hey, there's our... There's our tail lights off across the bay there.

What happened? It's floating away. Oh, I did a bit. It came off. Um, so then, um, the guests, guys, what is Anna thinking? That's all I want to know. So Anna's like, guys, do you dip your pizza and ranch? I dip everything in ranch, guys.

Go to Love Ranch. For the longest time, I thought when people say, oh my god, I love ranch on everything, I thought they were talking about ranch homes and architectural style, which I also really loved. I didn't actually know there was a dressing base off of it. So then the captain's like, okay guys, guess what, I got good news.

I just got the go ahead to take the tender down in an ocean full of ranch. That's gonna get you, Emma, huh? Okay. And Emily's like, I am shocked! And then inside Natalia says to Kyle, okay, so we get a new dinner and then by the way, the laundry is a brothel and he goes, oh babe, that's because you work there. So Storm's like, all right, babe, that's because you work there.

So Storm's like, all right, we're going to do this picnic or whatever. So Jason, I need you to pack a cooler box. Jason's like, I'm sure you don't have to figure out what they want in the cooler box. So that's what I'm doing right now. Yeah, well, because Jason is just like Schmusser with them. He's like, okay, so I'm going to put some, let me put some Bud Light and some corona's and some fat tires. Hey, what did you guys think about that lamb back? Was that a good like yeah, it's pretty good. He's like, yeah, cuz I think they're pretty good and so I'm like Oh, can you can you hurry up a little bit? He's like, that's what I'm doing

Bro, I want you to go put America Yeah, so I was like he's packing the cooler box and what should take two minutes is taking 20 minutes so cuz like I'm so tired, babe. And it's all he's like, then she's gonna be there, do you know? And let's just see what happens if she's gonna be there, then. And meanwhile, Reagan is in the crew mess again, having more food. And it's like, uh, Reagan, Reagan, Jason, Reagan, Reagan, someone who worked in corporate America. What should I be doing right now? And she goes, wow, whatever. I feel like doing honestly. I don't care.

The captain's like, you make that cobblestone. That is your job. I am looking at Netflix red on my screen. And so yeah, Reagan just keeps eating and the captain's like this tacking was the straw that broke the turtles nasal cavities I am done. So Norma it's me your favorite captain handy sandy. He got a boson for me and she's like hi captain sandy His Norma I'm whispering on text because you were whispering on text No bosons are available right now. Could it that can't work? Bloop. It's Captain Sandy Norma. Have you turned into just a dump slut? Why would you suggest a deckhand when I asked for a chief sue boasts in person?

Bloop. How do you call me a dump slut? You're the dump slut who hit a dolphin Yeah, I saw that we're all talking about us. You want to try again and fix that attitude? Blu-p. Norma, this is Captain Sandy. Just wanted to say I'm sorry for calling you a dumb slut, that was unprofessional. But if you were a casserole, your ingredients would be dumb and slut. Blu-p. Blu-p. It's you know, I don't need the casseroles because I'm lactose intolerant. How about you focus more on writing a yacht and less on trying to kiss me with food? Well, how about you sit down and watch a good movie called Howard's End? Is the doc which is in three meters not to that from those being college? Hope you got that. Bloop. Bloop. Sorry, I was busy watching Remains the day,

although maybe it should be called Remains of the Yacht, because that kind of describes Motor Yacht home right now. Bloop. Bloop. Great, so now you're going to send a bulls into Fixis mess, right? Bloop. Bloop. Sure thing. See you in a marrow. Bloop.

Love you. Don't tell anybody I said that as some pro. Bloop. Love you to you, and so happy to see that the banana is back. Loup. Winky face. Loup. Ha ha ha. Loup.

I really feel disrespected by reactions to my emojis. Loup. It actually just type ha ha ha ha. Loup. I don't know how many non-committal emojis I can send before you realize this conversation is over. Bloop. Non-intelligence let.

Bloop. What? Bloop. I'm gonna make her so I can help. And Natasha's like, we're all can still just we need to sit up for dinner. So the guest are returning and everybody's changing for dinner.

And and and she's like, guess what? I've made you some vodka, leechy and raspberry shots broken back. I was like, oh my God, please. I'm never gonna go on a yacht with Natasha. And Natalia puts her ankle up on like the banister thing and starts like humping the air. And she's like, yeah, welcome back.

This is the most unprofessional crew we've had. This has to be. Yeah. And so then down in the rooms, Natasha and Dave are having more British costume Drama because he's in the reason there and then Natasha comes out of the bathroom Which is Scott me and he goes it's all right. I

See you shortly It's like everything is hanging in the emptiness Don't don't don't it's time for commercial It's like everything is hanging in the emptiness My dad just sent me another Facebook friend request. You know my dad is hacked like every week on Facebook Get a better password. He's like my password is dad One it's like dad 1 2 3 4 He's like my password is dad One it's like that Come on one two three four Okay, so Cooking cleaning setting up cushions on the ground from Moroccan fan and

The chef gets a mom like he's like the guest would like I want Moroccan and I was like check I spent some times there sports, flying camels, had a plane and such. And you know, if I wanted to do this properly, I'd dig a hole in the desert, and add some coal to it, but I can't do it. So I'm still doing some radishes. It's a nightmare having to make a Tijin,

not in the ground, a living nightmare. So then storm and tar, Natalia are flirting in the larger room and Natalia is like, I'm not on the hunt. Guy has to be really cool. He has to have a good family. He has to have a good friendship. Why? Because I'll prostitute anyway. So who cares? Quiet, Carl. And also, I just broke up with my ex. I'm not rushing to get in with anyone anytime soon. So the guest, yeah, her ex of two months. Because she said, the longest relationship for the hardest team out there. She said, yeah, I've just broke up with my ex of two months.

I'm not looking for anything serious now. So the guests are getting ready for dinner. And Natasha is, you know, in that little hallway by the kitchen and she's running past and he's like trying to help. Is like, can me something in this cabinet? She's like, no, I don't. And she runs past and like hits the cabinet and it hurts his finger. And it closes, she like closes the cabinet door on his hands and like just ignores the fact that she did that to him. Yeah, he's like, she's completely different at this point. She used to come and find meores the fact that she did that to him. Yeah, she's completely different at this point.

She used to come and find me on the other boat. She was telling me she was going to leave a boyfriend for me. I'm afraid she's regretting everything that's happened. What me with this wonky finger will never be able to provide for her like a ten-fingered man would. That's why I decided to leave this estate and go fight the Great War down in Germany. When I come back, I would be the man that she needs me to be. So, he's like, my hands were in the middle of the night. I don't know. The dumb, happy music. I know, sadly. I don't know. I don't know.

I don't know. So he's like, my hands were in the door when you slammed it. She goes, hey, sorry. Like, OK. They're ridiculous. So then he's like, arm-a-frayed. She's regretting everything that happened because she's

making me feel absolutely worthless. I fall in love with someone and all I want to do is talk to her about it, but I can't. I'm like, okay, first of all, you fucked up because you weren't supposed to tell people and you told people on the first night. So you fucked up, she's mad and you're putting it all on her, but you fucked up. Second of all, all you want to do is talk to her about it, but you can't. Here's what you do. When it's nighttime and you guys are alone, you can say, hey, what the fuck is going on?

That's what you say. Not like, I mean, well, you're right. He doesn't like explicitly say that, but he's like, that I want to talk about it. She's like, now I want to meet him without tired, time with the tide, just a tide, aren't you? You'll be fine to spiss the throne. No, I mean, she, of course, it's a flight thing. She's not innocent in this. And like, she is being non-community-ciff as well. But he also, like, like, I understand in the galley, you can't really say what's going on. But when you're behind closed doors, you can

just say it. And he like refuses to. Yeah. But they're also not at that stage to like be talking about relationship all the time. You know what I mean? That's like a totally different stage of a relationship. Like when you're just fucking around at work and just secret and you're like sneaking off, that's one thing. But being like, we need to have a relationship talking.

It's like, whoa, whoa, whoa, okay. I don't know for at that point yet. Well, I think they are. I think they inherently are if they had a conversation about keeping it under wraps. I think that they are inherently at that. They actually are at that place, I think. So, I'm breaking up with you on the spout.

So, there you go. We're not dating anymore. Yeah. So now it's dinner time and Dave comes out with a food and knows like, this is the man. Okay. All right. I'm going to look past the fact you actually drive a car to get from point A to point B

and not a helicopter because it does not attract from you being the man. Guys, can we give credit where creditists do? Poor people cannot pay bills. Poor people can, well, comparably. Great job! And then Anna is like, oh my god, I was already so excited when I chose this cool pattern short sleeve button down shirt to wear to dinner, but now I'm having lamb for the first time, huh, my mind is blown. did you know that ladies play golf too?

Mind blown! So Noah's wasted as fucking usual. He's like, I dropped my fork and can't do anything right. But who needs to? I can hire people to do a fucking for me, am I right? And Emily goes, well, you knew how to do things right last night. I'm like, please tell me you guys aren't having sex because I thought like he was like your dad's friend's son.

Yeah, I got like your lover. So is that what Natalia was talking about when she said why is an 18 year old with a 32 year old? Was she talking about Emily and Noah? Yeah. I mean, I think that Noah's actually 21 or 22. And like, we've had a nice little run of boy toys. What's all boys?

You know, between Caroline and Sergio. And there's another one on Bravo right now. I can't remember it. But like, oh God, who must it be? It's a kid who's like walking around like, yeah, let's get long diamonds for everybody. Yeah. Yeah. Diana and Ash are the other ones, the other one. But this, I mean, yeah, let's get long islands for everybody. Yeah.

Diana and Ash are the other one, but this, I mean, Emily, if you're doing worse than those two, so then Kyle comes out and goes, all right, everyone, are we happy penis? Everything fine. And this girl goes, did you just say happy penis? She goes, no, happiness. You're used to playing with you.

Like, he's exciting. Like honestly're a user playing with you. He's exciting, honestly. Honestly, I've asked that. So he's like, obviously, on the service, he's playing from way back, but we all have strength here. Cash has good cooktay and making skills. That is excellent laundering, has to keep being. I'm all for supporting the team, but if the cheapest weapon it would be because of us.

Mm-hmm. So I'm surprised he was able to say the word tip without, you know, making some joke out of it. Just so. So now they are, they, everyone just has to go to the sun deck to sit on pillows for dessert. So they brings out another beautiful looking cake that looks pretty much like the cake from last week, but it's a different cake, but it looks the same. And I'm like mad at him, even though it's like a beautiful cake. I'm

like, really, you're doing a beautiful cake twice in a row. Wow. Congratulations for lack of a variety. Still upside-ed. Yeah. So Dave Glaes, the second time around. I'm just kidding. I didn't notice if this one was lopsided. So, because somebody's going to be like, that was not lopsided. How dare you? Dave is like, well, I'm going to take this, hello, and slam you in the face to you, go flying into the pool. Who did he say that to? What's that line? I don't know. This show just got really violent in my notes.

Like, I remember someone said that, but I didn't write it in my notes because someone was joking, but I didn't write down this Anna taking a taste of the cake and going, wow, that just rocked my world. That is my first time tasting vanilla. And oh my God, I don't know why it has that reputation

of being quote unquote vanilla, because it is anything, but, and yet it totally is everything it is. Whoa. So then we get a storm and Z of romance update and they're cabin. Storm's like, is this you my guy? He's like, what?

Pissing around the rim of the toilet. That's you man. No, it's not. Oh, no, it's not mine because my piss is clear. My piss is always clear. Is that one thing doesn't have to do with the, by the way, your piss. I'm not gonna, I'm not gonna like that is breaking about as clear. He's like, oh, I keep up with my water intake. I know.

Which actually reminds me, I do need to have some more water myself. I'm gonna intake. Per row. Which actually reminds me, I do need to have some more water myself. Also, then Emily is in her room and she goes, today was a terrible day. I lost a day of charter and I lost a shit ton in stocks and Noah goes, but you're still rich.

Oh, so everybody goes to bed. And Dave is just like in bed staring, waiting for Tasha. And so she comes in and she's like, are you okay? I don't know how you're still awake. I've been waiting outside the door for you to fall asleep. You have her. And he's like, my mind won't stop thinking about dot, dot, dot, everything. There's something you're not telling me. It's because you're starting to freak me out.

I'm like on eggshells. Because you're scared of what I'm going to say. Because of what? You're scared of what I'm going to say. When? Is that what you mean? Why? Ah.

Where? Who? What? How? I? Who? What? How? I'm like, okay. This isn't just not something everyone needs to know. He's like, but I feel like crying all the time. I've got to go to bed, bed.

Maybe need to get some sleep. It's like I'm walking on eggshells. I'm going to say that again and again, because'm walking on eggshells. I'm gonna say that again and again. Cause I'm actually eggshells in the galley. No, though not. I swamped them up. Did you? I think I did. You need more sleep.

What? Who? Where? Where? How? Why? Please. Please.

You need more sleep. You're getting tired. You're getting very tired. So then he kind of hangs off of the upper bunk and starts like He takes off her clothes. He's like, let me talk you in then. So he takes off all our clothes Because she's like covered up to the head in her She's like, kind of bad day and she's covered all the way after her head and covers. And he's like, oh, get your dress in. So he takes off her covers and then takes off of her clothes and then tucks her in. And I guess it's supposed to be cute, but it's super creepy. I know. Get yourself a man who's willing to get out of his top

bung to help you with this shit. Like, I don't want it to dangling. He looked like a car factory. You know when those robot arms come down. I was like, sir, if you want to be romantic, how about you make the effort to just get down and do it right? That is weird, weird, like aerial gymnastics moment. Yeah, so then, um, Tali is the next morning, and everybody's waking up and Tali's like, Good morning, love of my life, darling,

thanks, you're back here, the results, and you're here darling, thanks. You're back, keep the sauce and your head, buddy. So good morning. I found yellow piss on my toilet last night. And it seems to really care about that. Now I understand when people want to take the piss out of me, but what are you not going to do? Let's put the piss onto the toilet rim, OK?

So now Natasha has decided to be nice. So she comes into the kitchen and she brings the chef coffee this time. And she's like, oh, you must have said nothing. And he's like, now I'm ignoring you. Don't, don't, don't. She's like, hey, he's more ora. He's like still being silent. She goes, I thought you made new bread and stuff the other day. And he goes, big fresh every day. And she goes, I thought you made new breads and stuff the other day. And he goes, big fresh every day.

And she goes, oh, days. It's like the most. I'm like expecting it's like, this is like Mr. Bates and Anna, like when they've had a fight on down Naby. Mr. Bates is mad at me. Look at him, I've heard and thanks but back on fresh bread, every day. So breakfast, drama, music, and storm is talking to the captain, and she's like, storm, listen, you're my least favorite thing to happen on the sea,

but my current favorite thing to happen on deck. So I just want to have a quick chat. When I was coming in, I touched the dolphins. Could you see that? And he's like, nope. And if you touched them, I'd never say a thing because you're my captain. She's like, no, not literally, touch.

I crashed into the dolphins, right? He's like, oh, those dolphins, yes. Actually, yes, we had five meters, but we were clear. She's like, God, I'd love to have you truck charge. From what I've seen, you know how important it is to have lines when we go to shore. He's like, yes, I just want to acknowledge that. I'll talk to you later. God, what a confusing season. We got storms that aren't storms, dolphins that aren't dolphins, lines that are metaphorical.

God, it's amazing. We get anywhere without sinking. I can't wait to get rid of the boson with the wig and hire the boson with the wig on his lip. Get away with it, Merkin. Why does my old deck crew look like they're on the run? Okay, guess what Anna's doing. Guys, eating toast. She goes, oh my God, you guys, he makes this toast. He makes it.

Mm, amazing. Wait, are you telling me there's a kitchen device that's designed specifically around making toast? So anyone can make toast, are you kidding me? So she's like, yeah, sorry to leave a spam. She's like, no, I'm like so sad. The cat thought so, Mars or whistles. We'll see it. No, not really.

All right. Can you name me, say, Koma? The last time I just came out of the closet, I'm looking for the love of my life and Venus after this. Actually, yes, you did. Oh, okay. So, everyone's excited to go out tonight because it's been so stressful and they say goodbye to the guests and Stupid Emily's like it was amazing. I mean like I'm shocked that the only complaint would be that you guys did kind of keep people waiting

I'm shocked, so Also a little upset you guys were not able to like take out some fans or whatever and below the weather away Like that was a little upset you guys were not able to take out some fans or whatever and blow the weather away. That was a little lazy to me. You're not wanting to talk about people not being able to wait. When you want to even wait till the dude is voting age, so you start being in him on yachts, okay? You know that Dave was muttering to himself, wow, those are rich birds for someone who wanted to delay, lunch 30 minutes. So, Chip meeting, the captain's like,

deck, you're finding your way. This was a very difficult docking. It took the lines a long time to get across. I'm not the best mother in the world. Look at me little credit, little credit for trying the mess one, oh, how? Okay, that those kind of lines. Okay. Hey, does anyone know where Reagan is? Oh, sorry, I'm just coming upstairs. Someone said there's a sandwich down there. He's Sunday? So, sorry.

One of the reasons why I took this job is because your name was Captain Sande. Well, the interior did amazing. And, Chef Dave, I haven't had a chef like you in a very long time every time you're cooking violin music literally starts playing There's some if there's something you want to say Dave No, but yes, but no Okay great $19,000 tip for everyone. Congratulations. Hey, so everyone get cleanings now. It's cleaning cleaning cleaning cleaning Reagan Reagan Reagan Reagan Sandy Reagan Sandy to the bridge. Oh, they got sandwiches in the bridge perfect

Have any no day Don't don't she's pacing around and then she knows when Reagan's coming and she sits down to start shuffling her papers, like the news is about to start. And Reagan comes in, and she does do that, right? And Reagan comes in and she's like, have a seat, Wig. To be continued. So I think Storm is gonna become the new boss in, and pardon me, wonders if Reagan will just be demoted

to Deccan or if they just be demoted to Deccan or if they'll bring in a new Deccan. But I think it storms can be the new one, new bus, new bus. Oh yeah, I don't know. She might just get rid of her because Norma does have a Deccan waiting. So you never know. It depends on what's gonna show up on that I message, am I right?

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