Watch What Crappens - Below Deck Med: Stew Over It

Episode Date: September 8, 2021

Below Deck Med's chief stew Katie has major anxiety over whether or not to fire her extra help, and Lexi has a problem saying Delaney. This week's bonus episode is a shot by shot breakdown of the Dear Evan Hansen trailer. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensOur Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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bad and you want to see how wrong I am. Go check those out. And if you want to see how wrong we both are, just listen to past episodes of this show. This very show. Well, here we are today with below deck a minute Iranian. This episode is called, Should I Stay or Should I Go? Yeah. The big question mark, it's the big cliffhanger of this episode. Are they going to keep Delaney spoiler alert? All you have to do is watch the previews for next week's episode and you have your answer. So it's great. I'm not gonna do a very good job of fighting that today. Nope. So this episode opens up. It's stormy. Oh god, it's stormy and Malia's out there dropping

an anchor and there's lightning and there's rain and there's waves and there's so much anti-napp weather oh god god this weather is not conducive to a nap unfucking believable now I'm saying that even though I saw the whole screen turn yellow just a second ago warning me that this was about to happen but you know for right now unfucking believable so Lexi is still calling the crew over her radio. And they're still trying to do the anchor stuff. And they're like, God damn it, Lexi, we're anchoring. Yeah, shut up.

And there's like lightning and everything. And Sandy screen truly is all yellow. It looks like Pac-Man, like she just has a giant Pac-Man on her dashboard. And it's so it's all this chaos chaos and the boat is going up and down and it's coming down hard and then the anchor goes down and I guess that's that. So Lexi goes to Katie and she's like, well, the deck crew was anchoring,

so I just put this stuff here and she's like, yeah, I heard, obviously, at least, don't talk on the radio when we're anchoring, so I just put this stuff here. And she's like, yeah, I heard. Obviously, at least, see, don't talk on the radio when we're anchoring. All right. She's like, oh, yeah, okay. Whatever. So then the captain's like, let's get Jake in. And we see, or we don't see Jake, but Jake is Malia's new man.

Yes. And that was the guy last week where I was like, who's that Hawkeye, I believe that was Jake. So Malia called Dips on that one. Sure did. Um, so then after, after this mass Lexi is with Katie and she goes, you know, you have every, every right to be stressed to fuck out. It's like, thanks Lexi. Thanks for giving Katie the permission to be stressed to fuck out from a situation that you created. Oh my God, but Katie this whole episode, the hand-dringing and almost

crime. I know. The entire thing. She's like, oh, I know. It's just all the other stuff, you know, I mean, changing care beans, just like my perfect storm. I'm like, Bach Wolberg wanting to make it work or die in lane trust or make a good life for us before George Clooney makes a decision that could kill his whole. Do you understand what I'm saying, Lee? Yeah, Katie, Katie's leadership really has, has fallen apart during this, the past few episodes. It's just like, Katie, it's like Katie, just make everyone move their rooms. And you just say like, that's the way it is.

And everyone will grumble and they will get over it. It'll be like two hours of annoyance for everyone. And then life will move on, right? Yeah. So then over in the galley, Matt's like, oh, because he keeps hitting his finger. That's the best recurring things to this whole episode. Every time anything's going on, they just cut to Matt going, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

So Katie is like, we all are just down now. I don't know, I just don't want you all this big of moving everyone and then Delaney is gonna be like, nah, I wanna live and like, I also don't wanna just to deny any help because it'll make me look like a hippocrit I'm like in the sentence right there exactly like you've been asking for help for weeks now and now you have help You're like I don't want to move rooms. No Katie take that help So whatever I choose I'm gonna let somebody down I don't know how God is to lose lose

Basically somebody's gonna get hurt. it's gonna be because of me. And then we see Delaney just pacing in her room because she's just had that conversation with Katie, where Katie's like, well, I think that it's time for you to be, well, I don't think it's fair that I'm fired. All right, you can stay, just take a break for two hours and stew about it, all right, stew. Oh my God, it just hit me this is probably where the two are stew comes from. It also comes from stew which you can make oh my hands are so good. So I'm triggered by stew. So then Katie goes to Sandy and just starts crying to her and she's like, Will I expect and I look like a total bitch and I was just being really honest with her and I was like,

Look, I brought you on for Kid Wheel and it does help but I wonder, I worry if it's gonna cause more shit than it's worth, you know, other people. No, this is what I'll say. This is what I'll say to you Katie. Listen, you know what, We're alive. Okay, that's a good thing, right? Because they just nailed that storm. All right, not joining you and heaven quite yet, George Clooney. All right, place a moon on with Mark Wahlberg for another couple of decades without me.

Yeah, not getting this captain right yet. Let's all do our food. So Katie tells us, know hitting people you know I don't like hitting people and if it's something that I've done to someone I mean, it's my biggest trigger to me because I think it's like because I feel pain so deeply that's the thing It's like okay Katie. You're the martyr. You feel pain so bad that that's why you can't make people move rooms like Oh the pain you feel when you wake up in your bunk and you hit your head because you're on different bunk than what you went to sleep in the night before.

I feel that pain in your head. I feel so hard. Oh gosh, it looks like you're gonna cry. You know what? I'm used to it. It's hard to look a hero in the eye. Would you like me to put on sunglasses to make you feel more comfortable while you cry?

Come on. You can do it, Jim. Listen, you're just being honest. And you know if you're fine, you cry. Come on, you can do it, Jim. Listen, you're just being honest, and if you're fine, you don't need help, you can let her go, okay? I promise she will be fine. I mean, does she even have a name? Who is she?

Who is this person anyway, right? Who is she? Go get some rest, okay? Cause you've been validated by a hero. So I'm gonna look for some more storms to drive right into the middle of us. I'm gonna look for some more storms for... Goddamn it! I quit! I quit the job!

I'm gonna go to your storm. I'm gonna go look for some more storms to drive into so I can save us again. Okay? Because this hero complex, it feels amazing. I gotta say. Okay, so do whatever you want. I don't really care. Who, what's your name, okay? Who cares? Hey everyone, this is your captain speaking.

I've got some terrible news. I was looking for a storm, and I accidentally killed Storm Phillips. I thought he was an actual tropical storm. It was an actual reporter on a dinghy and I ran him over with the yacht and I apologize. I now have to face Mary time law. Katie's like, you know, I have to serve lunch. Oh, you know what you should do? If you're gonna serve lunch, you should go to the chef and say fire lunch. You know,

you know, say lunch. I don't need to anymore. Then fire it. It's gonna feel amazing. Andrew gets some practice. Go on. Fire bad. It's going to feel amazing. Andro get some practice. Go on. Fire bad. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, fire. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, she's like, oh wow, I guess I just put a little too much soap in there. Oops. And Lexi is doing, like Lexi is doing some straight, creating a relationship with Delaney that is like she's a lion's building, right?

She's like totally, it's, she's basically Lexi is on like a tiny, I won't say a power trip, but she clearly enjoys bossing Delaney around and Delaney is like fine with it So she's doing that because she obviously wants them on our side So they're bonding a little bit and Delaney tells Lexi So Katie sat me down and is trying to intimidate me to quit. She's what? Yeah, but if you know what if I do a good job She has no land like to stand on in front of me to get rid of me So then Delaney tells us Well, my mom was adopted so a big part of her life was to helping

foster kids. And so she taught me acceptance and the more the merrier. And so when I joined the boat, I was under the mentality that other people felt that, like a new friend, have a join. And that is exactly not what happened. I want to be here. And if I need to prove to Katie, that I'm an asset, then I will do it. Yeah, okay.

Well, let me explain this a little bit better. Okay. You guys take in a bunch of kids. Okay. And then you tell the kids, okay. Well, let me explain this a little bit better. Okay, you guys take in a bunch of kids, okay? And then you tell the kids, okay, today you're gonna have $50 each, but if we bring in another kid, you're only gonna have $40 each, okay? That shit will turn into the hunger games immediately. Yeah, that's the other side of the story. Yeah, exactly. Also, I feel like nowhere in the history of any workplace have people

been very warm to new people who joined the workplace. Even if they act outwardly warm, I feel like I feel like workplaces are very tribal, you know? Yes. And if they are nice, you do not want to take that. You don't want to be too nice back to that person because they're probably terrible, right? But when he's like, Hey, you want to hang out?

Want to sit with me? Sit with me for a while. Like no, don't tell you. They'll stalk you and murder you in the future. Yeah. So now Delaney followed David on Instagram. David or Zee, she followed one of them, and so they're checking out her Instagram,

and they're like, does this crazy photo of her? It looks like Burning Man. She's got one of those 1990s big hats on on and everything in a bikini and like Z and David are looking at and they're like, she has quite the body. Quiet. Quiet. Quiet. David's so gross to me.

He's like, did you see her in stuff? She's got quite a bloody look at that because she's one of those girls. She's like, oh my god, here's me and a bikini at, you know, Coachella. Here's me and a bikini in Australia. Here's me and a bikini at them all. Wait, wait a minute. Like, here's me and a bikini scheme. So they're lovely. It's like hot girl Instagram. And he's like, well, I don't know about that because it's like, look, how great I look in this and brought the way. Look how good I look in this. And Z's like, are you liking those posts? He's like, well, I've locked one. I'm not as well like all the others. Now that's the person who wants to sit with you on the first day of work.

David. Yeah, David, David, like David is the woman you go on Instagram and he just seemed like, you just are scrolling through it's the same person liking the photos. Like, wow. Yeah. He also, so at this point, I'm starting to think that Delaney is going to be fired because they're wedging in all sorts of character building stuff. And I'm thinking to myself, oh, they got

to wedge this in right now because by next episode, she's gone. So that we've already learned that her mom was adopted. They had foster children around and this is her This is her worldview of is of acceptance Which by the way this is also up there with Katie saying that she feels pain so hard It's like delay to be like I guess I'm just a very accepting person Which is funny when people say that because usually when they say that it's like are you or you're just saying that that way we accept you Yeah, but um and now we get this next thing which is that she likes to wear bikinis in

Atlant marks, right so So now that yeah, they're basically like Salivating over this and then we go over to Matt in the kitchen going this is hot and Courtney goes You'll ha I'm like, oh please don't have playful banter with him because he's going to make it creepy really soon. Like, yeah, you can't give him anything. Yeah. And he's like, well, every meal I pick a cuisine. And then I work backwards from there. And I give him something healthy, something unhealthy, give him something gluten free, something fried, something grilled. I've had a perfect season so far. and I just wanna keep it that way. Uh-huh. He's talking like we've never heard

of the idea of meal planning. Like, wow, you choose a cuisine, and then you make various dishes from it. And he's going so over the top with his, look at me, just a joyful, happy, go-wookie guy. That you know he's gonna lose it any second now. Yeah, well, once he gets some bad criticisms Like I can't I can't do this anymore. It's too much. I can't properly

Yeah Okay, so they're gonna do Malia wants them to plan fun things because it's raining so that they have to have something to do and Courtney's like you should get the boys into fireman outfits And she's like oh, yes And then we can say like oh my god into foam and outfits. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh And every time Delaney's like Delaney listening to you on the radio I hear you. She's like okay Delaney Delaney out all right. Thanks Delaney. Thanks for that update Delaney So the Matt's like no today's gotten solid. I didn't even put out a fire with my hand

But I did it with my penis cuz I had jackalated on the flames So then lunch is served and one of the ladies is like um, does this shrimp have butter and They're like yeah, I'm just like oh Thank you And then crystal crystal who becomes something of a of a difficult person with the food, she's like, I don't like chicken, I don't like any with breading. And you think, okay, it's just a typical, you know, another complaint. But Crystal turns out, has some real issues with maths cooking, that develop over the course of the hour.

Yes, Crystal comes, yeah, she comes all out this episode. So one of the girls is like, well well my boyfriend is like 6.5 and then other ones like oh my god He's only six and just So and then we cut to Z putting on his love potion and the fire alarm goes off. Oh my god And then David strips. Oh listen. Yeah, I approve of the season you don't have some douchebag brews that like work out 24 hours a day. It's a nice change. We don't need people stripping, okay? Yeah, this was not the best strip tease we've seen.

I mean, no, you're staring at the type. Yeah, I mean, you know, when you have the seasons with the show venous, the bad news is that they're show venous and pigs and terrible and we all get angry. But the good news is they could they can do a strip tease. But then yet we have David here. He's just like we got a sneak preview of his strip tease when he was twirling around asking Malia out. And this was just like some strange flapping arm madness that none of us deserve that. This was not a pinch tease. Okay, we don't need that. Yeah. So he's like well on not magic Mike Oh, I think that's well established. Yeah, I think yeah So then as he comes to do his awkward like private dance

He's like he's way too serious about it. He's like oh, yeah, just rubbed my butt against your lap It looked like Someone learning gymnastics and getting on a pommel horse for the first time. Is this how, is this torture this way, this way, this way? So now the ladies are gonna place in beer pong, and one of them is like, oh my God, David, you're trying to get us black out for dinner.

Cause one of these ladies is totally into David now. Yeah. So we find out dinners at eight o'clock, Because one of these ladies is totally into David now. So we find out dinner's at eight o'clock and they do shots in beer pong and all that stuff. And that same lady is like, well, David, I know how to fondle a ball. Look at me. She's bending over and stuff.

Yeah, I believe her name is Danielle. She was really wasted last episode and she continues on that journey this episode. And she's like, I'm her name is Danielle. She was really wasted last episode and she continues on that journey this episode And she's like I'm number one physical education to turn America. She likes to roll one of my classes And he goes yes, she's well as refreshing No, the blonde one is not dead. There's a blonde girl who really likes David now. And then Danielle, yeah, is that like a waste of the spirit off the boat. So then Malia is like she sees all this going on. She's like, we have to entertain our guests, but I'm not actually pimping out my crew.

So take a cool shower. So then Danielle's like, yeah, oh, 69 and 69. I just want you to know I swallow. And Bailey, Bailey is yeah, oh, 69 69. I just want you to know I swallow and Bailey, Bailey's like, oh, it's been six years with no ring, so I don't swallow I'm just like, oh, we got to work on you girl And Dave is just like leering like What are the movie my life? So then Katie goes up to Matt in the kitchen. She's like how's your hand? I can't make a decision. Oh, do I want to see do I not want to see it's

So hard I feel his pain And it's like disgusting you want to look at it? He goes, yeah, you know, why did you bring on someone and he's really messing up about tips? Which of course sense or spiraling? Yeah, and you know, I don't want to hear it from David. Okay, Matthew, I should say. I don't want to hear it from him because he nearly fucked up their tips and kind of did fuck up their tips twice, I feel like. He's quit twice, so I don't really want to hear what he has to say

about what should be going on with personnel on this boat. Okay, and he's one of the reasons why I think you could actually draw a line from Lexi's performance to Matt because I think Lexi is not great, but Matt, you could argue that Matt created an undue amount of stress that kind of then sent Lexi down that path as well, right? I think you could make that argument. I'm just going out of my way to say Matt sucks and I don't want to hear from him. That's all.

Yeah, he's really not in the place to be saying anything. So, Malia is complimenting Courtney because she's doing service and bartending. She's like, look at you. And Courtney's like, well, you know, five seasons I haven't been out of laundry and now I feel like I can handle anything. And then we cut to Delaney and Lexi folding a sheet. And Delaney is like, wow, you know what I'm starting to see is that you guys call, stew things. I just call them etiquette things because like I did five years of etiquette training. I was a Debbie Tant. So I'm just like, Oh, Debbie Tant, Patent girl.

And now we get more backstory. So Delaney tells us, yeah, it's very similar to gossip girl You know people all like these wealthy people that people always like oh use a wealthy people And this is a daughter, but there's a lot more that goes into it like seven years of etiquette training and like I count Swirlwoods on the first date and I count on to a table and for guy goes past nine words. Yeah, he doesn't get a second date so okay, Blake, lively. Okay. Blake, un-lively. You know, she, I like her being like, listen, people think this is like some stupid wealthy thing, but there's a lot of work that goes into it. I'm like, you know what, seven years

of etiquette training sounds like to me? Well, the people shit. Yeah. That's just a rich. Is that a free course that they're offering at the learning index? I don't think so. Yeah, did you sign it for night classes at the Y? Give me a break. Yeah. I know it just sounds like wealthy shit, but you know what? Like you have to pick up gowns, okay?

And jewelry. It's hard. Kittelia, it's a sport. So then, seating for dinner, everybody's sitting down as someone orders a chilled water in a martini glass with sugar on the rim. I don't know why I wrote that down, it's funny. And then, Katie and Lexi are now doing beds. And Lexi's like, I mean, it's not like rocket science.

Like, some people do suiting course. And I find that to be like a really idiotic. Thanks Lexi, who like leaves like jugs of fabuloso in every room. So then we have Matt making his dinner and he's like, no tonight's gonna be an Italian hodgepodge night pizza and pasta and everything under the sun because these preferences all over the place. I'm like Matt, you're making Italian meal. Okay. You don't get props because you made spaghetti and chicken parm.

Okay, that's called like every afternoon. I know he made like pizza, pasta, and chicken fingers, and he's acting like he just like did a course at Le Cirque. I know. It's like, that's called like literally every to recidue Dice's house, okay? No, no. Blessed's Heart was up at 6 a.m. making Square Octopus, okay? And you're proud that you put some cheese on a flatbread, okay?

Yeah. So then we see Crystal, she's waiting on food, and Lady Gus, yeah, Crystal doesn't like family style. And then we get a clip of Crystal telling Katie, Crystal doesn't like family style and then we get a clip of Crystal Talon Katie. I didn't like lunch. Uh, so for dinner could you please like fix a fish dinner just for me? And it's like they'd fall in all pace on the message But we don't see a clip of whether or not she actually did pass on that message. It looks like she didn't So I actually I'm gonna defend Crystal a little bit I feel like we're more meant to be like this fucking high-mitting bitch.

But I think that she- I'm team Crystal 100% on this one. Yeah, I think that she went out of her way and she made a request and she's on a yacht. Okay. And I think families, I'm fine with family style on a yacht, but if every meal is gonna be family style because you couldn't figure out like how to make all this shit work, I guarantee there is a way to come up with a meal that addresses everyone's issues. And he was too lazy.

And remember there was that one season where I think Kate Chastain was like clock and well, Kate and Hannah, I feel like both always got mad when their shots went like crazy family style. Because this guy's lazy and they are on a yacht and they are paying money. And they deserve to have a plated dinner. And I think that Crystal is basically like, I want to play, I want a nice dinner for myself. I don't want to have another like chicken wings and you know pizza party. And she, I don't think she was even, I thought she was very nice about it. And she put in a, I think a very simple request.

And I think she deserved it. Okay. Yeah. She only asked for a piece of grilled fish. Like she didn't ask for anything too crazy, right? So then we see that he's doing like a chicken millenies and grilled chicken, all gluten-free and stuff. And then Bailey asked for red sauce without meat. And it's like, don, don, don, don. But it was fine, you know?

And then we hear a lady saying, I told you I only like white sauce. I mean, they're all ridiculous. Let's be honest, like they're dietary preferences are ridiculous. But Chris is just sitting there and she just doing she's so angry because she's not getting family style. And honestly, I have been that person, like, I hate when I get like that, but I totally get like that. There was one time a few, there's one time a few weeks ago, when I was

gathered with my friends and the plan was to go get Korean Barbecue and then the last minute, suddenly it became pizza night and from a place that's fine but not amazing. And I could not control my, I could not help it through an internal fit and I was like, fine, well I'm not gonna get pizza, I'm not gonna get anything. I was doing this whole thing and I was being a total baby about it and because I was so mad because I felt like it was,

like I was so excited for Korean barbecue and I was like, why can't I not be mature right now? Why can't I just, like, who is mad about pizza? Like I was, I was like, I've been crystal so many times and I'm embarrassed to say it but I unfortunately I'm very crystal like well I don't think crystal really did anything wrong and I don't think you did anything wrong either It's like you probably might be better than you want well. Yeah, it's better than being aggressive Right. Yeah, I guess so

My goal is to be passive aggressive. Okay. I'm just straight up aggressive. I'm like no, I don't eat the grills passive aggressive, okay? I'm just afraid of aggressive. I'm like, no, I don't want pizza, gross. But yeah, so I've definitely done that. Speak about martyrdom. I've definitely done the thing where it's like, I just won't eat anything. And then I don't eat anything.

And then I get angry that I'm hungry when I could have just been eating all along. And then you go home and you order a pizza. I mean, isn't that the full circle I or any of it all? Well, actually what happened was in this case, so I was like, I just don't want pizza. I'm not in the mood a pizza. I mean, this is not the full circle, I or any of it all. Well, actually what happened was, in this case, so I was like, I just don't want pizza. I'm not in the mean for pizza. And they're like, well, do you want a pasta?

They have really good pasta. It's like, no, like why don't you get a pasta? I was like, fine. So we got a pasta and it was so good. And if I didn't want to, like, I still wanted to have like my protest. So I only, like, some of the pasta and I, like, I'll have some of this, but I don't really want it.

But I was like, secretly, I was like, I love this pasta. I want to eat all this pasta with the wild abandoned. like, I'll have some of this, but I don't really want it, but I was like, secretly I was like, I love this pasta. Why don't you do all this pasta with the wild abandoned? Yeah, well that just says, you carbs turned your frown, upside down. Okay, carbs are good. Oh monster. So this lady, so they're all talking about how she specifically

ordered her own entree and someone's like, oh my God, I'm actually shocked, they didn't give that to you. But then when Courtney comes up to check on them, they don't say anything. So they don't. They're more vocal about their own displeasures, but they don't stand up for crystal. Because crystal's in that mood right now.

Because since I'm crystal, I know. Crystal's in that mood where she wants to be seen and she wants her friends to be like, you need to get her an entree and they're not doing it. So then she's getting even more upset. Yeah. So they're doing a group photo while Katie is telling Lex to make sure the beds are really talk because I had to talk name and one of the bathrooms didn't have a bath man

And she's like, oh, that's what's her name Delani. She's like So she she calls her on the radio. She's like Delani Delani Lexi Delani for Lexi Okay, Delani meet me downstairs me downstairs in the main room. I need to show you something. Yeah, Delaney. So then Matt is with Courtney and he's like, why is she even staying here? And Courtney is like, well, I didn't fucking know because Courtney doesn't want to move

because she hits the living room. And Matt's like, it makes no sense for being here. I mean, she got my room. I work 18 hours a day and she gets breaks. And what is she doing here? Shut up, Matt. Yeah. And Courtney still really pissed off

that they even got a new suit because Lexi couldn't do her job. And so Matt's like, who can't do two more trips with this girl? It's really bothering me. So then, the guy who goes around making like inappropriate comments about like, his dick and just gross comments all the time and now, but he's the one who can't work with a student.

I know. What a Delaney, dude. She just came in and did a really good job. Like, she's working, she's doing, I mean, leave the girl alone. Not complaining. She's literally not completely, she's been in Laundry. She's the only one all season who hasn't complained about being in the laundry room. Yeah.

So then, uh, Matt and Tulaney, he goes into the bunk. He's like, sorry. He's like, look, I've got that girl stuck in my cabin. And I'm stuck in that musty officer's cabin. I play him Lexi for not pulling her weight. I, uh, you know, I, man, I play him, Katie, for bringing it on a forced stew and taking my cabin. This is fucking ridiculous.

Listen, Matt, he's complaining about being stuck in this musty chief officers cabin. How do you think Martin feels? Okay. Hot Martin is sitting there in his, in his lovely cabin. And now he's got you there to wake up next to. Please, you're not the victim here. Martin is. Yeah.

So then, uh, Courtney left a note for Matt in the kitchen He finds in the morning and it says good morning, Mr. Nasty. I have a great have a great start to your day And he's like oh god, I might put that next to my bed Well jerk off and unfortunately, it's it's gonna hit Martin because I'm stuck in a musty room with Martin. Shut up. So Lexi's like, hey Delani, hey Delani, Delani, Lexi for Delani, Delani, Delani, Lexi. Yes, Delani for Delani for Lexi. Go Delani, can you make the, can you come to the main deck pantry and then Matt just starts laughing because he is like, have you have a notice that every time she said Delani and Delani says it's Delani and Delani is like Delani? Who said every time she said to Lonnie and to Lenny says it's Lenny and to Lonnie is like to Lonnie.

So then Lexi has, oh, Lexi's asked Iron something for a beach barbecue. Whatever, why am I writing this shit down? Matt and Katie are talking and Matt's like, how's my anxiety girl? Don't be stressed. Here's what you need to do. Just fire people. Just fire them. And she's like, listen, I can, don't be stressed. He's what you need to do. Just fire people. Just fire them. And she's like, listen, I can't just buckle off.

She's actually doing all right, and I'm sick of thinking about it. And he's like, he's all mad now. I'm like, sorry, Matt, that there's someone who's competent on board, OK? So Katie's like, I'm not a bitchy person. I'm not a bitchy cheats do. I mean, I know he means well. Or maybe he doesn't, but right now he just needs to stop.

Because I feel people's pain. I'm not bitchy, I feel people's pain. He's a guvinaath, oh, go on. So then the slides going up, guys, don't, don't, don't, and guess what? Lloyd is an engineer. He started off as a boat engineer and I've decided that we should slow the fender under here so it's out and up instead of just hanging over the side You know why engineering engineering? I'm an engineer

When I look at something I'll break it up and I think how can I make it better and after the answer is put a fender under it That fixes everything up and I think how can I make it better and after the answer is put a fenda under it. That fixes everything. And then a lady orders the naughty boys that they like, oil them down so that they can do slip and slides across them, which, Molly is like, well, you can do it. It's not gonna be that, it's gonna feel that nice because they're like four separate things.

So chances are you'll go sliding and just crash into the next one as it's bobbing around. Yeah. And so. And then it cuts to Lexi asleep on the floor of the laundry room. This is our hero goes sliding, just crashing to the next one as his bobbing around. And so. And then it cuts to Lexi, a sleep on the floor of the laundry room. She's sleeping. She is sleeping.

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You can listen ad-free on the Amazon music or Wondery app. you can listen ad free on the Amazon music or Wendry app. So then, um, Malia's like, oh my god, beach picnics are so hard in the med because of rocks. So then we see them setting that up and, uh... It's nice little flavor that they added to this beach picnic. Like, yeah. Rocks. Rocks. So, um, so Matt asked Katie, he's like, hey, a lunch, should I do a gluten free pasto pasta?

You just made pasta! Do something else! No, Roddy, you don't understand the process, so here's what I like to do. I like to think of a cuisine and then I think of different things in that cuisine and then I cook them. Yeah, I cook the code. I go backwards. And Katie's like, my mind is so preoccupied with this delaying problem. I just want to do my job. Then do your fucking job and stop your crying, okay? Oh my God, it's like two episodes now

with you sniveling all over the place. We need to go back to Bidji Chiefs too, that's it. Yeah, we do. I actually think that Matt was right when he said that you have to be an asshole, but I think the thing is that she needs to be an asshole to Matt and everyone else I'll be like she's saying and we're dealing with it and because because if you guys all can't do your job Then we do get less tip because this is the consequence to your actions story

So yeah, we need bitchy chiefs to again. I really like Katie actually. I think she's been really good, but yeah, she can this is really like Katie actually I think she's been really good but she this is no that's actually I mean she's a really nice person but yeah I've really been good I mean she can't deal with Lexi for crap she has taught Courtney a lot I guess she's been good I think as a personality I think is what I meant as a personality on the television show but I I am I don't know if she can handle being a stew on below deck, where I think that below deck, it seems like everyone who comes on is always like, I've never been on a charter like this

because they're just like these high pressure, crazy, crazy charters. And you have to imagine that they're even harder than we see because they're constantly getting pulled out to do their interviews, right? Like they have a, from what I read, I think in a New York Times article, that these boats, like the master bedrooms that we often see are not the actual master bedrooms, because the actual master bedroom has been taken over by production, and they have like a whole, you know, control room down there. And they're often, these people are getting pulled to do their

interviews, you know, during the day. I mean, that must make these charters inherently more difficult on a standard boat. So I don't know. I don't know. Katie still sucks, though, as far as all this stuff goes, because she's not in the management. As far as management, she's not handling her poo. So Captain and Milly are talking and Captain's like, whoa, the slide looks great, Milly. It was Lloyd's idea. And so then we see the ladies on jet skis and one of our water jet skis, yeah.

And she's like, this sounds weird. It's not going fast. I'm like, oh my god, it's sinking. And the captain sees it. It's like, oh my god. And it like becomes like this odd commercial break. Oh no, the jetki is performing a little less swiftly than usual.

Go to commercial. So we come back and it's like, what's gonna happen? Are they going to die? They're on a Jetski. That's not going fast. They're going to sing to the bottom of the ocean. The damage on slacker. Oh no, we got another Jetski for you.

Just switch out. That's great. Thanks so much. So Malia is like, um, just somewhat forget to put the plugs in. I mean, surely not because it's like, duh. Um, so they pull that in and then, um, Katie and the captain is going, not cool, not cool.

Like she's, she's on one over this. So then Katie is like, Lixie, Lixie, Katie, ready to walk on a roll. Let's do lunch, service. So they start that and then the captain comes out to see what's going on. And Lloyd and Mollie are talking. And Lloyd is like, well, did you remember to drain the jet ski? That's part of what I learned in my scientific study of jet skis. They must be drained.

All right, that's how the architect intended them to be. And she's like, oh, looks like David forgot to do it. Dump, dumb, dumb. Well, Cassandre comes over, she was like, Malia, who forgot to put the plug in? And she's like, um, well, I mean, she might have like sucked up a plastic bag because I saw a plastic bag here,

and now I don't see it. And I think it said, value him on it. So someone's in trouble, right? She's like, hmm, but a plastic bag doesn't sink him. And so Sandy's now magic. said, value on it. So someone's in trouble, right? But a plastic bag doesn't sink them. And so Sandy is now magic. I'm not stupid. She's covering and I love that they have each other's back. But in no way, does Malia get to dictate to me what is told to me and what is not told to me? I need that trust. So if there's a plastic bag, you better tell me there's a

plastic bag. But don't tell me there's a plastic bag. If there's no plastic bag, okay? Because there's either a plug a plastic bag, you better tell me there's a plastic bag, but don't tell me there's a plastic bag if there's no plastic bag Okay, cuz it was either a plug or a bag, okay? So on the beach picnic Katie brought some tablecloths that are probably not long enough and like she's like Um, if your chiefs do you should be on your game, but she's distracted with Delami So she's missing all these little things And then she just falls asleep on the rocks. She's like, and then she's like back on her phone.

Like, she has like a lot of opinions for someone who actually is supposed to be working on this boat. Um, so now back to the boat and they're checking the plugs that like the they're draining it and Malia's like, is there a plastic bag? Please see, there's a plastic bag. I made up a whole lie about a plastic bag. Please let this work out Do you ever feel like a plastic bag blowing around? Blow deck, man But there wasn't one and so they Dave's like, but I'll check the plugs. She gets before or after

I guess well, I check them after and he's like, okay, it's never happened before and it will never happen again. So we think that's the end of that. But oh no. No. No, no. It's like mistakes happen, but just sucks because it happened

in front of the charter clients in Captain Sandy. Like I'm sure these women, I'm sure. I'm sure Danielle's like, well, it was a great trip except for those two minutes when the jet ski was clearly unattended and the plugs were not put in. That's what I got to say. No tip.

And so then back at the beach picnic, there's flies all over the food and like, see, oh, no, there's flies. And Katie's like, well, I shouldn't have taken the covers off until they got here next time. Katie, you're damn math. Seriously, Seriously. So then, now everyone arrives on the beach picnic and Katie is surveying and she's like this is the pit of my jaw, subbing and smiling and pretending like nothing's wrong. Oh gosh I hope I

hope Malia didn't use the old plastic bag excuse sped all these flies because I was gonna use it here. Oh so back with the jet ski, Lloyd is draining it and Malia's like oh God, there's so much water, this could have sunk the jet ski. And the captain's watching like, oh gosh, I'm so mad about this. And then Lily is like, there's no way the bung was in. And the lady is like, I double-dainty eat a carb.

Like we keep cutting back and forth between all this drama. It's like, is the lady gonna eat a carb? Is someone gonna die of a jet ski? Will a fly have a little piece of water melon Mm-hmm, and then one lady they're about to serve her and like no no no no no no be careful She doesn't need avocado. She's picky and Lexi up the sides like of course they got with all the filler in her face Of course, of course she of course she's the picky one of course she is so then

Meanwhile a bunch of decorations arrived for the white party tonight, but so do some clouds and it's getting cold and they're like, do you have blankets? Say, oh no. So we don't have blankets, but we do have some plastic bags you can put over your chest. Well, that hail that way. The ladies are so bored of the lunch. They're like, okay, this is boring now. Can we go? So they leave the lunch early and a guy says more jet ski humor. So I mean, drama, so brace yourself. So the captain's like, so Malia, the jet ski,

and she's like, it was the buns. They thought they were in, but they weren't. And she tells us, the only way water gets into something is through a hole. Bags do not make holes. Now I know Malia thinks she's doing the right thing by covering up, but it's just planting a seed of doubt into my mind. There's a hole in my jet ski, dear Malia, dear Malia.

There's a hole in my jet ski, dear Malia, a hole. Not just in case anyone was wondering Bungholes are the new table scapes Don't don't piss on my Bunghole and tell me it's a plastic bag Malia This is these and I'm totally fine with mediocre table scapes But damage amiss with myumis with my bunghole. You're again, again, I'm talking to. I have a seat of doubt in my head. First, you told me that there wasn't the problem with the water slide when there was a small leak

in the water slide, and now you're telling me about the bungholes. God, it's a seat of doubt. So then, so then, KDCs, what costumes have been sent over to that? So this is a white party. So Norma just sent them, like, it's not a big love party, Norma. Like, she sent some long underwear and like, they look like the nurses that were tending to World War One victims in the Downton Abbey hospital that they made in the living room. It's like, welcome to your theme party, the Nick.

Nick. Yeah, it was very much like old timey nurse. And it like, but in Amish country. Yeah. So, so fun. So they're all the girls are cutting them. Yeah. So then Lexi is like, whoops, Delani, I cut yours too short. Sorry. You know, when I was in a beauty page,

and we had to wear all sorts of dresses, but I don't really like talking about that. Anyway, beauty pageant out, bye. So Matt's like, oh man, there's only so many different foods you can do. And you have this many preference sheets. Luckily, this is not a two-week chart. Otherwise, it'd be running out of themes. Oh, man. Gee, why don't you make another pasta, bearat? Yeah. He's like just putting out buffets, essentially. He's putting out plated buffets. Yeah. So then Courtney's like,

Oh, damn, daddy, this wants to work and for your bags. Oh, yeah, because everyone's in white and Matt's finger still hurts. And Katie says that Lexi wants to lay you to stay on the boat because Lexi is lazy. Well, yeah, well, that's also why you need to lay me though, to be honest. So then Katie goes or she could just or she could just keep the laneian fire Lexi. Well, why is that not on the table, by the way? Yeah, exactly. Lexi deserves to be fired. She's she had that big fit. And then she's been terrible ever since, right? Didn't get me. Just like mediocre. She's very

mediocre. She's sleeping on the floor and she's eating potato chips while Delaney's working. I don't know if we've gotten to that part of if we skipped it. Delaney, there's this see they keep cutting to Delaney doing her work and Lexi standing behind her eating potato chips staring off into space. That happens a little later, but it's still worth bringing up now. So then Katie goes up to David. It's like, what's your opinion on firing Delaney? And he's like, I don't really care. So yeah, but I mean, life's he wants her to stay, but I just don't know Katie.

Oh, you did this part. Sorry. Well, then Matt, then this, you know what, drove me nuts, this little scene. I don't know if this drove you nuts, but Matt is making sushi. He's making a sushi roll. And he goes, I'm putting the rice on the outside to sushi

because it's a white party. I'm like, you did not invent rice on the outside of sushi. This is not a revolutionary concept, Matt. That's literally how every sushi roll I've ever had it served. You have a rice list one where there's no rice. Or if you're the like the, is it the, is it the, is it the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, Whatever where the rice is on the inside of the seaweed. But like, he's acting as if this is like

this amazing artistic touch he's done with you white party. Like, what if I put the rice on the outside of this sushi roll? Congratulations, man. You did it. Oh, so then the ladies sit down for dinner and they're like, this is the last supper. Oh, he's such a great job.

Has any ladies? And then crystals like, well, he gets maybe a four out of 10 on a Yelp review for me. They're like, what? I mean, the chicken fingers, he called Mill and A.C. That was something else. I mean, that was groundbreaking. Come on.

Yeah, she's like, what about a Michelin star? She says something. She's just annoyed. She's just being very benmandal girl about it. I have to say, because I would totally be like, oh, Ronnie, this is a far out of ten on the Yelp. I'm sorry, Ronnie. So, um, girls like, well, he can't cook a hundred different things. I'm like, well, that's nice if you guys to say now after you requested a hundred different things on your sheets. Yeah. Um, it's like how many different ways can he make a chicken finger? Basically. And it's like, well, I understand. I'm just pointing it out. So they do it cheers anyway.

And then Matt's like, you know what? I don't know. I don't know what I'm riding here. So I'm laughing at my own terrible notes because I'm obviously riding really fast. So Matt is getting help from Lloyd making sandwiches or some kind, right? So he's like, if you're gonna do bun,

you're gonna need a piece of fish in each and a piece of lettuce. Why? Why do we write this down? I mean, you start going through this and just xing stuff out. This is my death's hard. I think those were like Chinese buns.

So Kate, meanwhile also, a non-going thing with this boat is they don't know how to say sashimi. So Katie brings, she's like,, hey, everyone here's your tuna sashimi everyone And then later Courtney brings some and she's like and he has some sushi me ever Here's our Steve Bouchami. Please enjoy some some nice tuna Bouchami. Thank you So we see Lexi showing Delaney where the hand towel goes. And she's like, yeah, when I say something, she does it. I love that about her.

And then Crystal, Crystal hates cucumber, turns out, and she's like, well, I see this cucumber touch as something is destroyed, which is just another nuance to Crystal crystal everyone. That's just we're getting, we're really understanding her psyche. Give the poor woman a plate of food for crying out loud. She just wants her played it on. Right.

Just give her a girl her face already. Give her the fish. She's gonna cook up some salmon and put it on a plate and then a nice garnish and give it to her. It's then she'll be happy. So the ladies are talking about taxes and Danielle, the crazier one is like, I'm going to start a church. So So I'm gonna have to pay taxes, you know, I'm just gonna help all the people Okay, and they're like help them with what she goes all the things Wow, you should be mayor and you your slogan can be helping people with all the things

Yeah, and meanwhile so you mentioned how Lloyd is in the kitchen or the galley helping out. So he's also soaked because it was raining and they're in their whites. And so he's soaked in the galley. And Matt's like, oh my god, I'm realizing you're soaked from the rain. I thought you were just nervous and you're sweating. And he's laughing. I was like, okay, I'm using.

And then of course, Matt ruins, he goes, he's soaked. His nipples were showing. I'm like, oh, Matt, you just always take it like one detail too far. Yeah. Oh, and this is visceral. Yeah, and this is where we see Lexi eating chips while Delaney is working. Katie is talking to Courtney, and she's like, oh my God, I'm so frustrated with this room situation.

Oh my God. Courtney barfed in someone's bed last week. And that was fine. You guys cleaned out the bed. Just have everybody move your two T shirts into a different room. What's so are? I know exactly. And like I said last week, your job is cleaning things and packing things and

moving people's bags around. Like just do your, do your food, do your food, but then eat your food too. So then we see people, you know, to illustrate how upset people are about the cabin change. Malia is talking to David and the bridge and she's like, well, I guess we're all switching cabins. And he says, well, I was having such a lovely day. She is except for the jet ski.

Oh, the jet ski that should haunt David. So then now Matt goes up to Katie. He's like, Katie, I know you don't want to hear what I'm about to say. So I shouldn't even say it. It's like end of set that that's the end of your paragraph then. That's it. You know it's going to upset her. She's in the middle of her shift.

She's doing work. So don't say it because I know you wouldn't like it the other way around Matt. Like Matt would be the one be like, why would you say that I'm trying to make my pasta? You know? So he goes, I don't want that school to be here. If one person can cook for 20 people, three girls can do the interior, which is I don't think that's a fair comparison at all. I don't think it's a terrible. I don't think it's a terrible point. I have to say Matt's favorite. They do not need this many stews. It's ridiculous.

She needs to fire the one who can't do the job and keep the one that can do the job. She's like, they should. They should, but I also think that like, I don't think that he is in a position to be saying these things. I think if you're a podcaster, of course, you can say it, but as a chef, I'm sorry. I think it's because he has caused so much shit for this crew

that they've had to deal with that then for him to be like, well, if I cook for 20 people, you barely could do that, Matt. Yeah, that's true. Because of it. And you miss an entree. Sir. And you miss it. Yes. Don't talk about how you can cook for 20 people when Crystal's out there staring down a cucumber on her family style plate Yeah, and she's like listen. I'm just over. He's like, well, I don't want to share money with someone who doesn't who doesn't who I don't like it makes no sense and He's like, you know, I love Katie. She's like my favorite person that I've ever worked with But her weakness is being too nice and consider it like be a bus I want my room back

and so he tells her should I quit again? These people if I only person your fault Yeah exactly I think the only one who has a compelling case is Martin I think Martin should just pull Katie to the side and be like listen I don't want to have to say this but I have to share a room with Matt And it's just not fair. Fire someone please. It's like, oh, you put it that way. Yes, I'll get rid of someone.

Yeah, no, you shouldn't have to let share room with Matt. No, no, no. So, Danielle, meanwhile, it's like, oh, I ain't got to get that fire costume because I want to put it on. And then like, give me a hose and I'll pretend to put a fire out. They're like, give me a hose and opportunity to put a fire out. They're like, okay. So then she gets into the hot tub with a costume in the hose and she's just like, the costume is just like ripping,

she just gets in and everything. And then she does her, since she's gonna be mayor, she does her campaign video and she's like, hi, they're, this is a Florida, I am running for mayor and I'm just here to help everyone with all the things I'm also a minister so please vote for me a man. Oh, helping all people with all things Courtney's like I don't know what the mayor is and I'm not American so I can't you know But if I can't vote but if I was American, yeah, I probably still wouldn't vote for right

American. Yeah, I probably still wouldn't vote for her. Right. Oh, that mayors in English. All the things. All people, but she should join the California recall. Oh, God, she might as well. It's like a clown car. Oh, my God. I'm so nervous about that. So, um, so now it's the next morning, and Sandy's having coffee, trying to push away memories of a plastic bag lie when it was really a bungalow all the time and the deck is wet and Katie brings some orange juice to Sandy. Oh God, Katie just never freaking learns. So she goes up to Sandy again for another fucking discussion about this. Mm-hmm.

And she's like, well, she always pants when she's nervous. She's like, well, I have to move six people and people aren't happy about it. And Sandy is like, well, it's up to you because I, Captain Sandy, have no say on who stays in what room or what goes on and what rooms and what is found in any room. I have no say whatsoever, okay? This is totally up to the Chiefs 2 always. It's always been well except for last season, but always, always it's up to the Chiefs 2. So Katie's like, well, I just feel so bad about it. Well, don't because it's not a permanent position. And she tells us, I need Katie to learn from her

decisions. Yarn always going to be popular, but you have to make those decisions. So Katie, be ready for the backlash because there will be some LOL. Go have fun. Good bye. Do your food. So Lexi, me and Walsh, I talked to Delaney about, I think the context is like, what was your original sleeping arrangement or whatever whatever and Lexi is like Oh, yeah, well Malia and I got into a tiny little argument flashback to you're a fucking boson

Down yeah, just a little tip little tip and Matt tells Katie you're the one who brought her here and she's like well I'm not listening to everyone. I mean, I know what everyone thinks, but I don't want him to quit again. And now it's all on my back, and if it blows up on my face, it's on me. No, if Matt quits again, that's on fucking Matt. He shouldn't even still be here. I can't believe they didn't bring that. This whole staffing thing this year, Matt should have been gone and poured little innocent cute adorable Luca who has trapped in some quality in encroation for two weeks. Where is he? Bring him.

Yeah, I do wonder if like how much role COVID plays in all this like the idea of getting new staff is much harder, you know, but either way is what they already quarantined that chef and they already quarantined Delaney. So they already went through the problems, you know? So Katie, she calls Delaney to the main cab and she's like, Delaney. Okay, let's talk about this. And so Matt's like, oh, my cabin back tomorrow. And then that's the cliffhanger.

Like, is she going to fire Delaney? Is she not? But then in the previews like it's like tomorrow You get a day off a day off for everyone who's still employed on this boat So Delaney is clearly in the previews So unless there's some weird thing where it's like you're fired, but we want you to spend your day off with us I think that she's I think she's here for the rest of the. And it also shows Lexi and Matt going completely back to their inside voices.

We're like, that's you. Oh my God. It looks like they both lose it again. So that'll be fun to see. Yeah. By the way, have you been hearing this starting outside my window? No.

Okay, good. Because someone's demolishing a structure out there. I was like, I was like, have people just been hearing, boom, boom. It's Katie banging yourself on the side of your building. Like, I just can't find someone. No, I think just a paper bag got caught in the podcast. That's cool.

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