Watch What Crappens - Below Deck Med: The Great Barrier Reefer

Episode Date: October 20, 2020

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I'm here with the gorgeous and talented Ben Mantelker. Hello, Ben. Hi! Good evening, how are you How are you? Everyone, this is a crap and on Demandry cap so you can find this video over on Patreon. And the crap and on demand section, okay? We're doing this night because we wanted to do this the night of the below Decker Union. I wanted to see if Mary Time Law was actually going to show her damn face on this reunion, which is caused a lot of shit this season. Yeah, or maybe if not Mary time law, maybe Nora, Norma, Norma, Norma, I know how could I, I'm going to get arrested by Mary time law.

Yeah, not remembering names. That's not something we do on a yacht. I hope, you know, we're going to get to hear a lot of on a'm a yacht. Well, you know, I'm a yacht Andy. You know, I'm a yacht Andy. Anyway, so that's what we're here doing below deck, med reunion. You guys, we have a new podcast. You can find it on Stitcher Premium. It's called, Well, hello. You probably saw it in your feeds this week.

It's about house hunters. We just brag on house hunters. Pretty simple. Pretty simple concept. And that's it. Let's jump into this band, shall we? Yeah, let's jump into it. Um, Ronnie, what time is it over there where you are?

It is like 10, 20. Well, guess what? It's three. I haven't said me where Hannah is. And look, it's everyone's all around the world. And one point he says, hey, Emma, what time is it over there? So now it's 4 a.m. and he's like, oh, I've only been waiting for an hour for you to start this reunion.

Because when this started, I was 3 a.m. and now it's 4 a.m. and I'm pregnant. So I'm trying to get the most sleep I can get before I have a baby in my life Honey, they're reuniting on land from all over the world It's the gas of blue-deck Mediterranean So welcome super yacht Wellington. I just hate that this is named the Wellington It's always bugged me beef Wellington has always bugged me. I don't like it

It's a dinner theater staple. I don't like it. It's a dinner theater staple that I could never stand. Penn, what do you think about beef Wellington? Go. I've had it very few times, but what I will say is that a yacht called Wellington, I expected to show up in port, just wrapped in puff pastry. And that's a strange visual.

Yeah, and it's very dangerous, you know, in the middle of the night, if it's almost too full on beef Wellington, will they be able to save a life? That's a strange visual. Yeah, and it's very dangerous, you know, in the middle of the night, if some was to full on B. Wellington, will they be able to save a life? That's the question I have going into this. I don't think they can. I think B. Wellington is an official Mary time law impairment. So everyone is very much themselves tonight.

Captain Sandy, this is a Zoom reunion, of course, because we're all still dying. And Captain Sandy is sitting under a map because she's captain, and I know where places are. And if you need me to prove I'm a captain, look above my head. It's a map. Guess what the world is covered in? Water. Guess what I travel on? Water. You want to mess with me? Don't take a personal Andy, but I'm a captain, okay? Yeah. And Hannah is sitting in front of one of her table scaps. It's basically like one piece of decoration and then like maybe a plate. It's a couple of I think it was like celebratory hats because all the couples tried to prove they were happy by going to hat stores this year. And

yeah, it's like, look, I have two straw hats right behind me. It's called Happiness on full of a baby, me that of heads. Happiness you never found, you losers. She definitely had a mug that said, all I need a volume, get it. Because of that. Also, I just wanna point out for everyone who's watching our thing, our crap is on demand. I think last week we were talking about how we noticed,

how sometimes when we watched TV or heads tilt, because you were talking about the guy you used to work with who's so had rested his head and his shoulder. I just watched all of the blow deck med reunion like this. And so now like to be like this feels weird. And like I feel like I just want to be like this or the entire podcast and like my hands to the side.

And if I try to go like this it hurts. And that hurts the most. Yeah. So if you see me doing this, it's cause I'm want to be like this or the entire podcast and like my hands to the side and if I try to go like this It hurts and that hurts the most. Yeah, so if you see me doing this it's because I'm trying to if I'm doing this I'm trying to counteract Me spending the past 90 minutes because that's how long I took me to watch this dang reunion Yeah, and it was not joking around this reunion. So let's get to it all right Sandy's like look here. I am in Colorado under a map and it snowed outside. I just wish I could go out and see it. What are we acting like you're staying inside

because of the virus? You are not staying inside, stop lying, okay? I have Instagram, ma'am. Yeah. Yeah. And also just go outside and see the fucking snow, like seriously. Not that hard.

Yeah, she's like snow virtue signaling. She's like, gatting me, a me set snow on being a good person. You know what, I have a snowman, and I put a mask on the snowman to show everyone I agree with masks. Okay, there's a mask. You know what, man, that's fine. When you're captain, you can't,

you can't, that you're not, you can't deal with snow, no snow, coronavirus, that's not my job. My job is to get my Colorado cabin From one place to another as it turns out it doesn't move. So it's a pretty easy job, but that's my job It's pretty odd that she is so adamant that nothing is her job But then during the season she's like that's my job Hannah. Okay. That's why I'm doing this, okay? My job is laundry I am the captain and you know what captains like laundry done my job, Hannah, okay. That's why I'm doing this, okay? My job is laundry.

I have to captain and you know what captain's like? Bondry done and if you can't do it, Bondry then you can't handle a yacht, okay? Nothing personal, it's nothing personal, okay? She says it's nothing personal after everything she says. Even though it's always totally personal. It's like you're a shitty chef, nothing personal, you know? Just gotta say it as a captain,

whose job isn't to say that. It's nothing personal you know just gotta say it as a captain whose job isn't to say that it's nothing personal although if you get personally offended that you're a bad professional that's gonna be on you okay yeah so how long how long you long how far along are you so hello Andy has has a going on about eight months long? Oh really? And does your baby have a prescription? Well, I hope you're enjoying that pregnancy charter season and Malia you're in London and Malia's like hi Andy. How's it? I'm like stop being British. Shut up. Cast of Oliver. Okay, Malia. No one's buying it. And she sort of had like a glove. So I know you don't really watch Love Island UK. But one thing that happens is people go into Love Island UK, especially the girls. They all, this happens all them with the girls. They go on and they come out and they're famous. And so they get these crazy

makeovers, but that don't quite look right. They all sort of like get sort of buck teeth by accident Yeah, they get like weird Vanilla is from like Like I don't know where from like Cheshire and so they all come out like You know with a strange highlights and weird tans and like oversize. It's like they're all wearing if teeth were shoes your tans and like oversized, it's like they're all wearing, if teeth were shoes, if they have size nine feet, they're wearing like size 11, you know, shoes. So it's all like a little awkward and that sort of where Malia is at right now. I think Malia looks really, really pretty. Unfortunately, I'm seeing her soul a little too

much and it's way off. Okay. It's way off. Way, it's way off. You're still dead to me, Malia. Especially in this one, she doesn't really take any responsibility for anything. She just smiles. She's like, I'm gorgeous, which I think she is gorgeous, but she just smiles and like, was she fucked up? Like, to me, she seemed really fucked up. And there was one point where she's just like holding her nose and like laughing at everybody being mean to each other. And I'm like, please tell me, Malia and Tom aren't doing lines off-screen, you know? No, it's just, if you are, please share them. Okay, because I'm watching your show. I could use some lines. All right.

And hey, if it isn't the nicest chef in below-deck history, chef Kiko Lurend, joining us from the island of Martinique and what is possibly the nicest background we've ever seen? I want these zoom reunions. Congratulations, Kiko. Yeah, cuz he's working as a private chef on a on a big yacht now And he look at look at those quarters. Yeah, yeah, he's like, I'm Kiko. I'm sure he loved I'm sure he loved being on a big private yacht talking about how terrible he was working on a big private yacht I'm sure the owners the owners are like,, oh yeah, Kiko, this is great. And then he comes out of the room like, we just watched everything. We don't know what to do with you now.

Oh, no, no. I don't, I think Kiko is like winning this whole reunion. He does not give a fuck like they keep trying to like, let's talk about your terrible nachos some more. If you've loser who can't do anything, he's like, oh, hi, I'm on a boat in Martinique in the master suite. Yeah. I've just had a hot oil treatment and a facial.

Anybody want to come at me? That would be great. You know, Needs it with a big smile on his face. Bugsy, I think, has a little toad in this reunion. Like, Bugsy's like a housewife ready to fight with everybody, but she's like, you're bugsy. No one cares. Like, what are we going to fight about? Nap but she's like, you're Bugsie, no one cares. Like what are we gonna fight about?

Napkins being folded properly, you know, shut up, Bugsie. But she's sitting there like, like trying to honey eyes everybody and she's wearing pins in her hair that say, queen of fame. Yeah, and she's sort of agg when we first see her. She's been like in this one angle, you know, probably for about 15 minutes waiting for this. That way, like queen of theme is like very apparent.

She's like, oh, she's holding it right here for the next 45 minutes. Don't they call rule on me? Yes, she really is working her Queen of theme angle. And then who else is here? Rob useless. Rob like has a tiny man button now. Great, glad you showed up. Yeah.

Alex is just getting wasted the whole time. Alex is in Long Island and he's like Alex We're actually really close to each other. Yeah, I know man. What are we gonna hang out go on a little date and Andy is like Probably never anyway Hmm, so so rock he's like so Rob your in West Palm Beach That's not too far away from where Jess is any awkward Runins yet and she goes no thank god. Oh wow. Stop turn already. I'm already inside of myself. I would like a turtle who's literally head stuck out when it started raining and now my head is stuck back inside. Thank you for turning me into myself.

I feel like I just was driving on a road and the road led up to a mountain and then it crashed into the mountain and fell into a cave in the mountain, but that mountain was my head. I've never been to Paradise. Nor me. He can't even get the song lyrics right, he's so impressive. So Andy starts the first segment and he's like,

well, the interior department began catering to the guests every wishes, as long as they wish for dysfunction, disinterest, and a thrill who are at each other's through us take away. Yeah. And then we see like early season awfulness with the crew, which was basically just Hannah saying, what's the name of her? The place lady.

Honey, don't you dare double honey finger double honey finger. Judeo, honey. Double honey fingers. And then Laura, you know, know just yeah Laura just being a monster basically and then um bogus is oaking that was my next note so good luck with that let's see what that could mean. Bogus is O.K. Deppartue and his oh bogus.

Bugs is coming. I think it means Bugs is coming. I think it means bugs is coming because it says captured. Come on, Hannah. It's a good thing. I'm doing everything I can to undermine you. Isn't it fun, Hannah? So they showed it by way they showed it twice when when Sandy announced that bugs was coming on They actually showed this clip twice within like 15 minutes at that meeting where where Sandy is like great news Someone's coming on. Hannah, you've worked with her already. It's bugsy.

And you see Hannah goes, tears at the screen in the camera. Like you're catching this. It's a little foca. So, and then we get the whole gaslighting of Hannah, you're just not seeming yourself, Hannah. Who are you, Hannah, Jean, Hannah, Jean? Come back to the five and time like she's you know Trying to tell her she's going crazy or whatever

So then Andy is like before we get into the Laura drama We didn't matter and she declined. She said fuck you mother fuckers fuck a fuck fuck face fuck fuck Bobblehead So we tried guys and And then she also added, yes. She said, considering how I was portrayed on the show, I declined. Well, actually, what's funny is that our full statement was I would like to say that considering how I was portrayed on the show, I have declined the invite, which is so Lara to start off with, I would like to say, like, you don't have to glue that part in your statement. Like, you're already giving a statement.

It's implied that you'd like to say something. I would like to say that the considering hours for trade, I decided to climb the invitation, the meatballs, like, we need. So Andy's like, Captain Sandy was unfair. Laura was treated on the show. And she was portrayed with a fairer affair. She's like, not at all. You know, if I had known how hard she was going at Hannah,

she would have been out of there a long time ago. And by out of there, I mean chief stew. She would have been chief stew a long time ago, and be. Yeah. And someone then is like, what could Hannah have done to save Lara's job and create a better interior team? And I was like, um, honey, I wasn't trying to save Lara's job. I was trying to get it fired.

I didn't want to deal with that for a whole season. Luckily, if I had known, I would have only had to deal with it for half a season because I got fired, honey. Now, I didn't love that Hannah got fired this season obviously, but I do love fired Hannah because fired Hannah It does not give any fuxx and this is such a nice change from last year when last year They had a reunion and it was like this huge horrible see you know Fighty season and then we get to the reunion and everyone's like well I'd like to just say I apologize I was wrong next question like what

the hell kind of reunion is this and this one she's like fuck you fuck you Sandy stupid you're a dumb face exactly so hey if Lara hadn't quit with Sandy have fired her of course I want professionals, okay? And she wasn't professional. Don't take it personally. She wasn't professional. And as a captain, I have to find professionals. And she kept pouting. Every question they asked Sandy, she kept doing this.

She would make like a big lip out and think about it. Not really sure where Captain Sandy was coming from in this reunion. She seemed to have some kind of a game plan, but it was the wrong game plan. It was not a good game plan. So he's like, so Andy, Sandy, Sandy, Andy, kind of the same. So Sandy, the laundry room spiraled. Why were you mad at laundry when the students were down a person? Now a lot of people thought that wasn't really fair of you and she's like listen

Laundry is something that could never be behind on a boat on a yachty and it can never be behind nothing personal laundry Okay, two people can do laundry. Remember I've been at this a long time Andy. All'm old man laundry alright and the lack of experience that hurt Jess but you know once bugs got there in toddler it was never behind again and we had eight guests on this boat not 12 and they're lucky we only had eight Andy nothing personal I've got a map behind me in case you need to know where something is. Hand is like all right honey let me just do some honey eyes at that ridiculous answer All right great that felt good She's like listen a lot of boats run with eight gas and two stoos, okay? Honey eyes, she's like I have never seen a charter with that 16 meters

There runs with two steers in 12 years that I've been doing that and if that sounded like a math problem it is. It's only a guest, it's only a guest. I have never seen a 6 to the meter chart in a matter of how many guests there are actually. Yeah, but there were eight handings, there were eight guests, not 12 here. I have never seen a sixth. I have never seen I have never seen the amount I have never seen the chart I've actually never seen a boat before and then and if I had seen about There would be laundry. Oh, yeah, more laundry. You can have imagine. Oh, yeah Do you do you think mermaids don't have laundry? There's always laundry on the Smear means where they're waiting more means or from her means It doesn't matter how many are mean to are there?

The point is it's an ocean. You would probably be late with her seashell bras. They're as far as I'm atry. She stills need to be laundered. There's never, I have never been to the Mediterranean where there's been no laundry. And Sandy's like, well, you've never worked on a 16-meter charter boat in your life, Hannah. It's like, hey, would you let Sandy and you saw her have, and it her. And I saw your resume, Hannah. I was like, oh, really? Well, did you not have to sign me? She,

when you were with bugs and just about laundry, burned you, burned here's some laundry honey eyes. Listen, Hannah, there's a reason why tide is called tide. laundry was invented in the ocean. Okay, I know this. I'm a captain. Basically what I'm trying to say is no more means have clean sea shell fries because of you. That's it. Eight more means are in the sea. Brawless right now.

I don't want to debate this anymore. Okay, that's it. That's all. A L L. That's all. Nothing personal. We can snuggle later. Okay.

Listen, Hannah, I have nothing to gain here, okay? Listen, I'm just gonna let that art, I'm just gonna let this argument go out with the Fabriz, okay Hannah? And done with this, okay? And when Buxy took over it was always clean, that Alonju was always said, Mermaids have their bras, and that's the important thing. And just like, well, I'll say that since I was there, it like took a little time for me and bugs it at the pattern down. And bugs

he's like, we were backed up before not blaming anyone, but go set laundry to forever to get caught up on not blaming anyone. We call it the Hannah Londry, the Hannah Londry block up. No things. Listen, they're just was there was never a system in place until bugs you ride. We had a line of mermaids following us on the open sea. Say when do we get our seashell bras? Align. Do you know how unprofessional that is? Sure, the guests get excited. It's a real like mermaid. But when they realize they just want their laundry done it's an embarrassment

I mean listen I called Norma and I said Norma we're gonna need someone over here to do laundry and she said guess what Sandy I'd love to help you but I can't move right now I don't have clean underwear even Norma was affected by your terrible laundry handling skills Yena I knew I never should have volunteered to do Norma's laundry. That was a huge mistake. Huge. You know, I tried to get Norma her laundry done. It fell through and guess what? We got frozen halibut the rest of the Charter. So things a lot. It's on you too. We are never doing the laundry for provisioners ever again because they have their weird way of revenge. I'll tell you. So Captains like, well, there was no system before bugsy. I mean, maybe it was your relationship with Rob or something Jess

I mean, I have no idea what was going on with you and not just like what are you doing? Why are you acting like that? Why are you like trying to burn Jess with a stupid? Especially when you're the one who gave them a room together like come on and then Jess is like Oh my relationship with Rob I'm not gonna do it laundry Unless we're talking about how clean I felt when I was inside my own head Because I'm a model and then Malia's like listening to all this laundry talking. She's like Giving a look to the side like so then we come back

and Alex is like wasted like blowing kisses to bugsy yeah and then and Rob's like you two should get married this is comedy model comedy ever since I was in the science fair in the first grade in botched a baking soda volcano, I've been afraid of chemistry, so to see a couple with the zero is a good sign for you to. I learned how to make jokes when I was modeling cargo pants from the Louis Anderson collection, and he taught me a few things backstage. The Louis Anderson collection and he taught me a few things backstage. The Louis Anderson collection. You learn so many things on your model.

Oh, okay, so, and welcome back. Hey, it wasn't the Lonnie Anderson collection. Oh, man, that's a collection. So welcome back. Well, Hannah had barely said goodbye to her new mortal enemy when captain sandy brat Brought back one of her old mortal enemies and her name rhymes with Sugsy it's a buddy if anybody didn't get it buggy and Hannah just looks at the camera like Fuck all of you

There's not there aren't enough bees to make enough honey for these all is now we've had a lot of reunion talk about laundry so I know the most the second most exciting thing this season to happen was the lemon fight. Let's check. Lemon fight got a lot of real estate in this reunion. So the lemon fight got more than drugs. Okay. Yeah, really that. So Kiko bonded with Hannah and tried to warn her when Bugs, he tried to throw her under the bus. So why did you not trust Bugsie Kiko? And he's like, Oh, I keep go. I remember she made one comment about the lines. And I just

I didn't like it too much. You know, the weird sensation is she was just commenting. And then we see the clip of Voxie saying, did you not order lemons? Did you not have all lemons? Okay, well don't use your lemons. My own lemon, she should have ordered some more lemons. It was like, ooooh. Voxie was being a shade bomb back. Remember she was like, well, it's kind of sharp to order them. And if she didn't order them, then we don't have them. Do not give us your lemon ski co. It is all responsibility to have the lemons. What's on the found out? Whatever. So it was a lemon martyr. Yeah. She was like the Jesus of lemons. And so she went out onto the she went out onto the deck. She's like, Hello, my man. It's a world while you are waiting for your laundry, I must ask does anyone have a lemon?

Anyone out there? You, you got to scar up, that's not a lemon. Oh, and Kiko keeps saying weird, but I think he means shady because he's like, well, she was, she was just being weird. Which I think he means shady. And so bucks is like, I think the lemon thing was blown out of proportion, Andy. And he had misconceptions because Hannah thought that I was going to comfort her.

I was saying, Kiko, oh, yeah, she's like, I was just saying, Kiko, please, keep your lemons. It wasn't anything malicious, Andy. Which yes, it it was and I think Bugsy did a good job this season for the most part and I said while we were recapping it I was kind of shocked that Bugsy was like so nice because I wasn't expecting it but yeah I thought that was pretty shady. I never thought that Bugsy was like mean or nasty. I always was surprised by how much Hannah and Bugsy hated each other in their season, but I think Bugsy seems like a really good cheats do and everything.

They didn't hate each other during the season. They only hated each other at the end because Bugsy came out and nowhere and was like, I think you're about to go job. There was the other thing which I had forgotten about. I think that really had pissed off Hannah was that Bugsy. There was something about that. I think that was the season that Hannah hooked up with a charter guest and then bugsy kind of tattle a little bit or she had the audio or whatever.

She played the audio. There was some silliness and Hannah like pretty much always hated that. And I still blame Adam just because I do think Adam pitted them against each other and it's fun to play Madam. So that's what I do. Yeah, Adam sex. I play Madam for the economy. Like I play Madam for everything that goes through.

His patients, your own coronavirus, let's be honest. Yeah, Mr. Red Light, it's Adam. Someone died of corona, it's Adam. It's Adam, it's Adam. Yeah, so he's a better chiefs to Jess. And Jess is like, well, like with Hannah,, it was a mess with Laura, so it's not really fair to judge that, but you know, then Bugsie was like really good about having lists and stuff, but basically, I look at both of them and I say at least it's not Bingo.

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I love my kid, but wherever you get your podcasts. You can listen ad-free on the Amazon music or Wondery app. BIMS COMERSHOW Some, um, Malia, why is it that when the season first started, you totally at Hannah's back, but as it progressed and Bugsie entered, you would make it a point to find Bugsie and talk poorly battered leadership. I mean, shouldn't it be that if you vent, you should be venting up the chain of command and not to your eagle and definitely not to your lower and maybe not to Agley, they're

like, what do you think about that? As she's like, well, it's difficult. It's a difficult one because Bugsy is a chief stew in another boat, which is like, huh? And a lady who's always been always whining about the fucking hierarchy, boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-then answer. And she's my friend and if I can't vent to Hannah, she's my next option.

I'm like, listen, I would have just preferred to say, you know what? Like honestly, she's my friend and I was frustrated and I needed to talk to someone and I talked to her. Maybe it wasn't the most professional thing, but it's what I talked to. Just say that and be done with it. But like, oh, well, she said she's doing other boats.

I was like, oh, no, that hierarchies don't just transfer over like that. Yeah, and she knows it, you know? Hierarchy is very important whenever she's mad at somebody, but if she wants to be like super cady or whatever, it's all out the window. As we see later on in this reunion. So Andy's like, yeah, no, your reaction to that.

And Hannah's like, nothing. Just let my eyes do the talking. Ho, no. So, Vugg, but, do you agree that Hannah wasn't being herself this season? She's like, well, there was a huge difference from the last season I worked with her. I don't want it. I don't think she wanted to be there this season Andy and like the last season when I just said she was better job, even though she wanted to be there Andy, you see the difference in me. And Hannah's like, you know, strange to me

because I was in a different stage of my life this season. I like what I do. I go there to earn money, honey. And I want to make sure that guests have the best holiday as possible. I just don't want to be doing it when I'm 40, like Sandy, although Sandy's much older than 40, we can all agree she's the oldest person here.

And I don't think that there's anything wrong with that I just don't think I should be smashed down just because I don't want to be cleaning toilets at 44 that's all I'm saying Yeah, geez, so then Andy's like well, Maria shattered the glass Booey, but when it came to being when it came to disrespectful men on her crew She wanted to smash schools as well So do you have to come up with like a little nursery rhyme for every single question? I just think, can you just-

Like everything required word play. Yeah, just like you're putting me to sleep at the nursery rhymes, okay? Just ask the fucking question already. So now we get to the boys, the boys being disrespectful. Sweet, uh, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, yeah. And he's like, you know, he was odd, honestly. I mean, the lack of conscientiousness is when it came to like with the world, our planet. I mean, you should have seen the way he talked to the mermaids. I mean, those people are our guests, you know?

And that picture was blown away. I was blown away. It was so bad, you know? I mean, everything going on with the planet, you know. I said, Pete, why didn't you post about global warming, warming global warming Pete? I mean, that's just tasteless Andy I do know what's going on with the penguins and Hannah's like I told him to post about global warming And you know, he did he posted a meme about a global worm. That's not the same You know it was dogs all over the globe get into you know, we don't need to see fingers up dogs, but it's right now, Pete.

I told him, Andy, I told him in a text, never heard back from him. Ron away, Andy. Blown away. So Hannah said I was disturbing. And then Bugsie says something a little odd. She goes, yes, it was disturbing. And I think that peak, I think Pete would agree himself that it was disturbing the he posted I'm like well that's great that he would agree with you about the shit that he posted but he still posted it and why

I'm sort of letting him off the hook that way he's disgusting yeah and he's like anyone talking to Pete and captain's like I did but you know he said he made a mistake then I never heard from him again I mean mean, there were those funny Instagram posts where he accused Malia of being a total co-cat. But we won't mention that right now, because I don't want to be blown away, Andy. I write him just blown away by Pete. Right.

Malia was like, yeah, he's just someone who doesn't get it. Like he can't say it's a mistake, but then say these things. Like he just doesn't get it at all. So from the moment Malia took on the roll, it was clear she wouldn't take any... Rob? Why did I write that? I have no idea what I wrote. Sorry, these are so rare. She wouldn't take any raps! This is the new story, so Rob, a new storyline that would never aired. A story of Rob trying to do to load his, unload his emotional burdens on to Malia. I need to talk to you

Just believe right now. I'm not taking any rob No, please hear me out. No, I'm not taking any rob. I have a hang now And I can't help but wonder What sort of nail just wants to drift away from the rest of the right other nail? I know. Get it. She's like, I can't tell if you are actually concerned about this or you're setting up a terrible joke for yourself.

Do you feel like Malia went to Captain Sandy, ways you often and Hannah's like, no, I don't think so. If I had to do with that, I would as well. So I understand. And that was me being, these are generous honey eyes. This is actually sweet honey, like lovely honey that you would love to dip your finger into and taste and say, that's lovely honey, honey.

And will you just give us a weird look like, thanks Hannah. And then Alex is like, you care, it's worth even here's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like,

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he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's years, that's better for me. Okay. And as Captain, I pledge that I will wear very strange geometric earrings on every charter.

Well, where are those? I was like, is your next stop telling novellas? Like, what are you doing? Tell a moot-o-call. They want their earrings back. I tell you. It's an awkward love island makeover she got. Like everything's just like a little off.

Yeah. And they all reflecting her computer screen and stuff. That was a weird, that was a weird look. It looks like strange sculptures from 80s. Yeah, I was very like the opening of Ruthless People. Do you remember that? Yeah, yeah, I just watched it again last month. I mean, it was, it was like Ruthless People!

Darn it. Darn it. So, let's see. So Andy is like, we will get in. when Hannah was dealing with insubordinate stews Why didn't you come in to help like you always helped with Malia? Shek because Malia came to me, Hannah didn't Malia respects maps above heads Where what is Hannah have above her head right now? Hat's gonna be hats all right. We're hats come to dock. where? That's weird. Okay, that's why I have to be. You know, it's like the

famous Amy Grant song hats. Why do I gotta wear all of these hats all the time? Hats. So Hannah's like, I came to you and I say Laura, hands on me in an altercation. And he's like, Yeah, but you know, Hannah, didn't she try to talk to you guys and sit you down and mediate some things? I guess she tried to pray referee between this in a conversation instead of standing up for me when she beat me to death Andy, beat me in the middle of the streets on that boat. Hey, I wasn't trying to play referee, although those are hats that I do enjoy. I was listening to both sides of

the story, sometimes blowing a whistle when I felt like something was out of play. Okay, sometimes I would remind people that they were ready that they ran out of time. It's time to start a new quarter. Okay, but I'm not, listen, just because I put on my favorite black and white shirt from foot locker, which is not me. It's a referee. It's an homage to my favorite foot store. Okay. I'm not referring. I'm just being a referee. You're over the line. Tarned. All right. Well, you know what, Andy? I wasn't being a referee in that because I'm a captain and being, you know what, being a referee is not my job. What my job is keeping Hannah from hitting the net. Okay. And I feel like that's what happened, Andy.

Yeah. You know what? The most important thing for me to do is when two people are fighting as I yell, let's not fight. Okay? You're at fault. You're at double fault for starting that, Lara. I think she can't really have it both ways.

She's like, well, it's not my job to be ca- it's not not my job to sit down referee. I am the captain of the boat. Yeah, and the chief see you came and told you that she got into an argument so bad that one of the stews put her hands on her. And so instead of saying you're fucking fired because it's the person's job to come tell me it's my job to fire your ass instead of doing that you chose to sit down a referee What is your game plan here? But also like why why is why like if Hannah says she chose to play referee if I were standing and be like Yeah, cuz I'm the captain and my employees were fighting so I needed to make sure that I needed to try to make sure they work things out So like it was like yeah, I agree with you I don't think I think sitting them down to talk it out was the right thing.

So for her to be like, no, I wasn't a referee. That's not my job. I'm like, okay. And we capped in. That's my job. Yeah. So then did it. Did it.

Did it bother Hannah that Malia was Sandy's favorite and he was like, no, it didn't bother me. I'm used to it by now. You know, not you Malia, I don't worry. It's just that, you know, year after year, I'm just gonna let that trail off. Year after year. Dot dot dot. If you'd like to ask me a follow-up question, Andy. He's like, that, that, that. Okay, I'll finish.

It just seems to me that Cindy always has someone who's her favorite. And it's like, you know, I think it's interesting when people think they know how I feel. It blows me away, Andy. Blows me away, oh, Andy. Blows me away. Oh, way. Blows me away Andy. She's not saying how you feel. She's saying that you choose obvious favorites, which...

It's what happens in life also, to be honest. So, what does Hannah think Sandy doesn't like about her? And Hannah's like, well, I'll tell you one thing. Honeyface, it begins with a moon. It ends with a sacco, okay? Because in season one I forgot what was in Musaka and Sandy watched that scene and was like, let me tell you something honey girl, on my belt you're always going to remember what Musaka is, she never liked me ever since that moment and I'm sorry and to this day I will not eat Musaka or know what's in it, I'll have protest

to Sandy, honey. Who wants to eat mous kaka? That small question, Andy. And captain's like, well, you know what that scene, you look terrible, Hannah. Okay, it was awful. And to me, a chief staff should pronounce, should know how to pronounce her food and know what's in it. And I washed it and I had a preconceived idea

and I moved on. You know, I don't even remember what you're talking about, Hannah, that was so long ago. And every time you show up on this book, I reset. I reset with names of people I'm going to replace you with at a drop of a hat. Of course, on speed dial on my phone, but it's still considered a reset. Thank you. Blown away. Map behind me. You know, I have to say, Andy, I had totally forgotten about how much I was offended by Hannah, not knowing what was in Musaka until Kiko served Mukeka. And I was like, Mukeka, Musaka, Mukeka Musaka, it all came back. And I'm sorry, these are traumatic experiences

for me. I was blown away. I'm blown away when people don't know what's in move foods, okay? I'm blown away when people don't know what's in move foods, okay? Multiple syllopic foods need to be a bit more steady and that's it. If it has three syllables, it starts with the move and ends with aca. I'm going to have an issue. And Hannah's like, well, I also think she just doesn't respect the fact that I don't want to be on a bit forever and Captain's like oh no Hannah no Why Hannah what listen look Hannah is living her dreams. She didn't want to boat She wanted a boat full of kids and I'm happy for her. It's all she ever wanted

She wasn't there because she loved working and yachting her cleaning toilet. She heard her She wanted to lie for sure unsure unsure. And she got it. When people are just there for a paycheck and that's it, what are they called? Hannah's. Okay, you just got Musaqad. Okay. So maybe it doesn't know you that she was only there

for a paycheck. And by the way, I just want to say that both Hannah and Sandy were so bad because Hannah was denying that she was just there for a paycheck. And by the way, I just want to say that both Hannah and Tandy were so bad because Hannah was denied that she was just there for a paycheck, but she said like a million times. Oh, I mean, at that point, I was just there for a paycheck. And then Sandy is like, I didn't care that she was just there for a paycheck,

but I, what annoyed me is that it just seemed like she was just there for a paycheck. It's like you guys, what, you guys aren't taking anything that's really bad, but be consistent about it. Okay. It looks like you're not even listening to yourselves. So then, Andy's like you guys, what, you guys aren't saying anything that's really bad, but be consistent about it. Okay. It looks like you're not even listening to yourselves. So then Andy's like, so maybe it didn't allow you that you just there for a paycheck.

And she's like, I wouldn't say annoyed. I would say fully expected that because it's Hannah, you know, so I can't explain. It's not personal. It's professional. The apprentice is like, no, no, that's No, don't say that Go Trump. That's what I mean to say

She's like, it's not personal and listen do you get mad when a factory worker punches in or out at the end of the day? No, you don't you say thank you for putting that milk on a jug. Okay, so I just like to take this moment to say Hannah Thank you for putting that milk on a jug. You fucking loser. Okay, next question Map behind me. That's a personal map behind me. The next question map behind me. So does Malia have what it takes? Said because absolutely and I just want to make this point while reminding you I had no Pre-conceived notions about Hannah and I every time as a

reset. But the one of the reasons why I knew that Maliha would have to say took is because that time when you know Hannah was bitching at her and she said, you want to say that to my face. I said, wow, you really got that Musaka girl. Didn't show how bad that captain got. I love when she told off the person I didn't show that that captain got I love when she told off the person I didn't like on the boat now that's that makes a good captain wow when she told off that girl who can't do her job very well wow I was like that's potential but reset I hit the reset I hit the reset oh god all right let's move on with the sweet demeanor a relentless love of Mucaca, and possibly the nicest sweet anyone's ever had working on a boat.

Let's talk about one of the only yacht chefs who isn't completely insane. Unfortunately, people weren't always crazy about his food. Kiko! So it's the Kiko segment. So it's the Kiko segment. So Kiko, did you think you were a qualified to be a solo chef? Like, do you know what something pepper arc? Can we start there? Okay, hand, it looks like my hair. Bren, is it a vegetable or a meat?

Kiko, take it away. What are the key differences between Makaka and Misaka? Okay. Oh my god, I'm snorting over here. No, I'm not. Misaka is... It's Saki that comes from cow called Musaki. Oh, paycheck maker. It's so paycheck earner.

I love a late night episode. This is fun. So, Kika's like, well, it's always different and when I am offered something I'm going to try. I always say, yes, yes, to live, see, yes to everything, see, yes to the dress. And Andy's like, I do feel bad for that person who needed an appendix taken out and they said, can you take out of the penises? And sure, why not? Maybe sometime, I don't say yes. Uh, so he's like, if you ever worked on a boat, it's big below our, what are meters and what are feet?

Anyone? All right. You just take either one of those questions, kick up. Oh, yes, I did work on a boat, it was private and I worked under the cruise shaft and it was more of a face style. Like basically, I just put water and chafers. That's basically what I did. And it's like, well, do you think Captain Sandy broke your spirit as these shards went Basically, I just put water in chafers. That's basically what I did.

And he's like, well, do you think Captain Sandy broke your spirit as each sharder went on? Because Naomi from Man Tucket says that your spirit was broken, you poor little thing come, nothing in my breath. And he's like, well, to be honest, in the beginning, me and Captain Sandy did well. But after my first breakdown, the vegan part, it was going down, down, down, down, vegan, vegan, oh, vegan. Oh, I just cried myself too bad, thinking vegan, vegan, vegan, oh, which by the way, that really says something.

The vegan that broke the broke, the broke keiko, because that vegan was terrible. It's not that they were vegan. He was just a terrible person. But man, man, that person broke keiko's spirit. Yeah. I wonder how many chefs, my family, his room, just going into restaurants with my entire gluten-free family.

Like everyone's allergic to a different thing. I'm sure that so many people have jumped off bridges after my family leaves the restaurant. So Andy's like, where are you in over your head? And basically, he's like, yes, but I'm human. So Captain Sandy, did you support him? And she's like, every day I supported him, Andy, I was in there doing dishes. I mean, listen, speak, speak truthfully about your resume.

Okay. Come on, Kiko. Speak about it. Speak truthfully because I did dishes. Okay, which is not my job. But listen, I did those dishes and I said, that's a foul dish. You better get back behind the line. I'm talking is not my job. But listen, I did those dishes. And I said, that's a foul dish. You better get back behind the line. I'm talking to you two points. Uh, that was an illegal block in the back field by that dish. So, uh, half a distance to the goal for Kiko. So now it's even easier to make your food. Can you do your food, Kiko?

Just do your food. So Sandy's like, it's not that you failed Geekgo, okay? You saw that you needed more training under that kind of pressure. It's not personal, it's professional, it's about delivering what the client wants, which is just some form of edible food, okay? Something like anything. You failed, you just didn't succeed, okay?

You know, you're like that kicker. You're like that kicker. Remember when the cowboys were in the playoffs and they were just behind and they just needed to kick that little ball right through those posts and they kicked it and it went off the side and I had to say no good, no good. And then he was traumatized for life. Because here I am talking about it 15 years later. That's all you're just a kicker who didn't do well.

Well, it was Geek going over his head and it's like, well, I wish we could have just lifted him up a little bit. Oh, no! And Captain's like, I got to interject here. I got to interject with stupid Hannah face over there who is not personal, but you're stupid. Okay, listen, I helped him every day.

I lifted him up every day. Didn't I support you, Kiko, doing dishes? Didn't I do dishes? Isn't that supportive? Hannah wasn't there. You know what? Hannah wouldn't know. You wouldn't know because you weren't even there.

You were washing dishes. You weren't washing dishes. You were on break. Yeah, that's right. Do you know what I would do for Kiko? One day I died when he were brown. I gave myself a perm and walked right into that galley and said, you raise me up so I can stand on yacht. I dress like Josh Groban for him. Okay. So I'm not talking about doing dishes, huh?

I any day can't do dishes. I'm talking about lifting him up with his mood. So, you know what? That's the other part. All right, now I got to get into this. Check your feelings. Okay, because this is about running a boat. You know what my job is? Doing dishes on boats while lifting up people and not referring things. That's what I'm saying. Don't take it personally. I'm using very upset right now, but I'm not upset because it's not personal. It's business. I am blown away by this whole thing. Blown. They're going to be times you're going to be moody. You're going to be unbalanced.

You're not going to have your laundry ready. You're going to be blown away. And you have to, you're going to have criticism about your food, criticism from your jab. You're going to have people saying, Hey, zebra, get it right next time, but you just have to deal with it. And she's doubles down on her whole, because you know Captain Sandy got in so much trouble with the volume stuff and saying, you know, and you have in your breakdowns on the boat, and I can't have you having breakdowns on boats. And so she kind of references that here, because Hannah's like, I always asked a question and I'm answering it. And she's like, well, if you can't stay emotionally in check, you're not cut out for this job.

And guess what? You're going to feel moody sometimes and you're going to get criticism. But you know what? You have to stand up, brush yourself off, call it a day, get on the horse, Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, what did he do when he had a fall? He broke.

And I forgot the point of this story, but I'm very sad for Humpty Dumpty. He didn't deserve that. And that's why he did his dishes. What were we talking about anybody? And then she actually quotes Chumbo Wamba and says, and that's the thing. You get knocked down. You get back up again.

Okay, you have a side of drink. You have a whiskey drink. You have a soda drink. I'm in recovery. I really shouldn't be saying the song. I can go, sorry, you were in over your head, okay? I mean, if you were, if you're able to work under a super shot, you have like a super yacht chef, like Tom, you'll be great. Look at Tom. Look how great. Tom did look at all the undercooked food. He said,

you think that doesn't take a lot of practice? Come on. Kiko has to learn what it feels like to have a sheep hand thrown at his forehead okay that's life that's experience map of my head. So Kiko is still coming from like the emotional land which would annoy me Zabas I have to say. He's like yeah you're right it's not about feelings but if you were more like let's do this together come on we can finish he's like, yeah, you're right. It's not about feelings, but if you were more like, let's do this together. Come on, we can finish. He's like, maybe I would have believed in myself and I wouldn't doubt myself every time.

Well, welcome to the world, which does not work anything like that. Okay. Yeah, exactly. So, you know, be on her side for that. I actually am a little bit on her side about the Kiko firing. He was lovely. He was wonderful. He fucked up that big, I guess, dinner.

Like, he fucked it up and then he kept on saying, am I fired? Am I fired? Am I fired? Am I fired? Am I fired? Am I fired? And she's like, just, let's just get through this. You're like, he kind of pushed that agenda. I'm sorry. Yeah, but just to mention, because they don't mention this on the show, Captain Sandy was stalking his ass,

like down there every second, looking over his shoulder, what'd you do? What you doing? So I do see that, but it is also her right is a boss to do that. Yeah, it is her right and there will be bosses that are going to be like that. And she did like to my manager. Yeah, if she didn't do that and the food sucked and they said, well, why don't you pay attention, Sandy?

So, yeah, I guess I can see that side. But he was basically like everything, you know, it's on my fault. Vegas night sucked. I know it sucked. And Andy's like, well, how do people are blaming you because you told him to cook that stuff? And she's like, well, there's not much I can do. It's not like I can take Sandy and say, fire means to the Kiko, you know? So I just told Sandy what Kiko and I discussed about dinner and I apologize to Kiko and obviously me and Kiko are good friends. Why would I throw them under the press but captain saying he's like you didn't talk to me you know under all of this she's not no you didn't and and he's like so what bugs

he what do you think and bugs he's like well he admitted it was not up to screech and at the same time the chief still has input and I work with a head song strong chef myself and I tell him what I think because it's equal blame on their part, basically. It's equal blame. No, it's not equal blame. Like, yes, it would have been nice if Hannah could have of course corrected him a little bit.

I don't think that she wanted him to fail. I do, she wanted an ally and an outboat, okay. He has Google, Okay. It's not crazy. It's like you can spend 15 minutes to research Vegas food restaurants. Like what Vegas is all about and you see its high rollers, glitz, glam, all that stuff. And even if you were to serve, serve everything that he served, the nachos, the chicken fingers, all of that. He could have served all of that in a way that was upscale and like a high-end version of a mozzarella stick.

And so he didn't even do that, so he really failed. So basically they go on a lot, Sandy and Hannah squabble a little bit about, when did you tell her about the food? And she's like, I didn't tell her before. I told her after when she was asking you about it, whatever. So they squabble about the food and she's like, I didn't tell her before I told her after when she was asking you about it, whatever. So I squabble about the food and Kiko just keeps saying over and over. It's my fault. Like, yeah, like,

is taking the blame. I'm not blaming anybody. Yeah, and he's like, I should have gone the same the afterwards or I should have gone the same because I didn't know what biggest food was. And then bugs he's like, but she learned right, you wrote people learn from it, right? Queen of theme. Queen of theme. And Captain Stadia's like, I would hate it.

Oh my God, you're not helping. So Andy's like, so what, someone from somewhere, while snow, Captain Stadia, why would you be rate-key-go in front of other crew members and then bully him,

crush him and expect him to stay and do his job? And she's like, well, hey, I kept it like I said do your food. Okay, I was exhausted too, Andy I had a boat to run at games to referee You know, I had to look at food. I had to look at staffing. You know what you called normal one time And she thinks she's your best goddamn friend. I Norma, did you just send me a dick? Do you even have a dick normal? And she said, no, it was just on my phone. Sorry. Thought it was cute might delete later. So that's basically what I was dealing with Andy. Yeah. And you know, the next morning, the mermaids were going to have a big volleyball tournament. And I'm not saying I was going to be a referee, but I was going to

announce when the balls went out. You know? So it was a lot. She goes, that's not what captains do. Andy captains have chefs that are qualified. It's like, damn. Yeah. So Kiko's basically a Sessari like 20 more times. Yeah. And then it's basically he said, he's that's it for Kiko, right?

But Kiko's like, yeah, there's some like stupid questions about what he would change. Like, oh, it's my passion. And then he's like, bye, bye, they're like, bye, Kiko, bye, bye, bye. And then just like, can we go Pino? Yeah. So then we come back and they're making fun of Alex for going through the whole bottle of wine and being always dead. Oh, Alex, I love you bro.

Thanks Rob. Yeah thanks for chiming in there Rob. So Andy's like we're back even before the discovery of drugs things weren't growing going great for hand at work. Now Hannah did you really have food poisoning on the crew day or just are you just unwilling to hang out with Kiko in your corner? Like what stop making it sound like Kiko was standing there swatting off bullies. Okay. Yeah.

Now I really had food poisoning. I ended up in hospital. That's right. Because I'm from Australia. So I don't say the mind blown right. And I was just about to say that she said hospital without the wow. Do they have chicken fingers in the Vegas in Australia? It's just a question.

So did Malia think that Hannah's work ethic is hard to slide? And Malia's like, well, I mean, there were multiple times where she had said that she hated her job and didn't want to be there. And it isn't her thing anymore. And just like it's hard to show and then just like Isn't that hard to judge from outside the boat?

Gotcha. And back to the thing. She's talking about seeing it on the show stupid. Just like, whatever I said, it be five. I think that I just had such a great interior. You'll see season four and just coming in. I wasn't sure if I wanted to continue youting and then I was in my I was in two minds What I wanted to do and then come in Lara just started kicking me in and kind of away maybe say you know what honey and by say honey I'm in universe. I'm not sure that I want to do this anymore. So basically I blame Lara for all of this. That's right. And Bux is like, oh, so by the time I came in,

you were just done. And Hannah's like, well, I was doing my job. I just didn't want to go out with the crew every night. I was just there for my check. And I'm like, stop giving Sandy a hug. You're right. Like, they just keep giving each other what they want, basically. So then we go to the cabin.

Malia's boyfriend Tom joined and it caused a cat and switch that caused Malia to flip. Like what I did there Rob. I got it, isn't he? I thought it was hilarious, really. From one comic to another, well done, Drew. Well done. I can't wait to tell Louie Anderson about that very funny joke you made and how it resonated deeply with me. To be able to be that hilarious and not where Louie Anderson call goes at the same time, Andy, that was amazing. That's a gift. That's a gift to feel, to feel and to make jokes is a blessing. Alright, so here we go with this cabin segment, okay? The band of my existence.

So Andy is like, why not just talk to Hannah instead of announcing over the walkies and undermining Hannah when she had already made a decision. And she, the captains don't deal with room assignments. First officer does, and then after first officer, oh no, and then it comes to the bridge, and that annoyed me. If Hannah doesn't have a problem with Bugs,

he's been, what's the problem? Again, you know, it's just these personalities. Like, you know, the Amalia's boyfriend steps on the boat and is soft in the blue of having him come on. I wanna see him happy. Just let him share it with his girlfriend. Oh, that's professional. Like, how is that a professional answer at all?

And why is it that this is the thing that comes the bridge that you get to know it about, but everything else, you're like, oh, come to me, come to me, talk to me, I wanna hear, Tom has to talk to me, Tom has to talk to me, not you, like why is that? Why don't you know? And she's like, why are you talking to me about it? But the question was, why did you undermine Hannah

and go over the, you know, go over the radios? And she's like, well, you know, I just got sick of it. And I just said, come on, children, this is what we're going to do. And Hannah's like, but you put me in charge of rooms. And she's like, oh, oh, oh, really? She goes, oh, really? So do you have a problem with Bugsy? Okay, honey, the question. I'm sorry, I'm doing, I'm doing I'm doing the law on honey theme honey honey honey honey After every after every point I rate honey honey honey No, also it bothered me that in all of this No one stopped and said

Fine Malayan Tom get to be together But how about Jess and Rob don't have to be together? Like why did they just get the skate by in this entire argument? Why was it that like, why couldn't Hannah sleep with, stay with Jess, you know? I, I, the drive me nuts that that has never brought up in this as well. Because I guess if one couple gets to do it,

then the other couple gets to do it. Yeah, but because it was off math wise wasn't it off math wise because if just stayed it was off-boy and girl wise with math Because if just stayed with Hannah and that would leave Bugsy with Rob Or Alex so that wouldn't yeah, that wouldn't be fair. So I guess yeah, so Yeah, that wouldn't be fair. So yeah, so Con I'm so proud of myself. I just did That was really good. Are you on a You solved it You solved it. So Hannah's like she's like well, honey. Did you put me in charge of remissilements? The first officer is in charge on yachts

But you put me in charge of remissilements. Did you not well the first officer? Did you honey put me Honey and charge of honey assignment. Honey I'm sick bag you got a problem with bugsie listen You did see us both have a conversation right mean bugsy if you put me in charge and you want to change it I think it would be respectful to call me and tell me instead of going on the radios and she's like oh But the fact that it made it to the bridge I'm not gonna's like oh but the fact that it made it to the bridge I'm not gonna argue with you Hannah whatever the reason it made it to the bridge wasn't because of Hannah The reason it made it to the bridge was because of fucking asshole licking Malia who's sitting right there who brought it to the bridge

Why are you blame? Why are you yelling like it's such a terrible thing that it got to the bridge? It was your little ass kissing minion that brought it to the bridge in the first place. Oh my am was your little ass kissing minion that brought it to the bridge in the first place. Oh, my, I'm, yeah, exactly. And also again, why can't Melia and Tom just, like, be across the hallway from each other, like the three feet away from each other, it would be. So, Sandy is like,

they see and a few people can't come and figure it out. It's just sort of out, sort of out, change, just change the cabin's children. Emily was like, you know, there's just like no clear cut answer to this. All of us were being a little precious. You know, Robert just wanted to room together. Bugsy and Hannah didn't want a room together. Tom and I wanted a room together.

We were all being just a little precious and unfortunately, Hannah lost her job because of it. Oh well, just being a little precious. Yeah, she's like, yeah, I just got so blown out of proportion like by you When you acting like everybody else did this you blew you threw a fettin blue without a proportion Yeah, lady and then when you didn't when you finally got your way you still got vindictive because Hannah didn't say yes You and then you wouldn't got her fired Aspole, okay. Well, which leads us to vapegate.

So if Hannah and Buzzie had done the room swap with Moli up turn Hannah in, which is funny, that's if Moli is gonna say it like, oh yeah. I wouldn't have turned her into fire out my way. Like of course she's gonna say, oh yeah, I would. It's Mary time law, Mary time law. Yeah, it's Mary time law. And it was so important that you turn her in

that you knew this the entire season and didn't do shit until you were mad at her police Exactly and so then what's amazing is That we have then someone named Mary from Maryland asks

Hannah why didn't you remember to have your prescription logged in with the captain and the yacht? You've been yachting for several years and you were the, and you were, you were aware of the protocol. So why didn't you log them? I'm like, does anyone realize that Mary time law just wrote a question in? Because her name is, you know where the, you know where the United States Naval Academy is?

Maryland. Okay. It was Mary time law fromitime Law from Annapolis. I'm telling you this right now. I'm convinced. She's sitting here, I'm gonna call the ball gown just waiting to hear her answer or her question asks.

That's... Exactly. But other than that, or maybe it was just someone just punking. It's probably like Sandra from Idaho. No, I'm sticking with Maritime Law. I think you're right. Maritime Law was real.

So yeah, so she's basically asking, like, so Hannah, like, you knew you're supposed to log it. Why didn't you log it? And Hannah's basically like, yeah, that was a mistake. I'm on Paul. My bed. I didn't log it. So Sandy's like, so what's the issue?

And oh, Sandy, what's the issue? And cat, oh, Sandy, what's the issue? And so she's like, well, the law, you know what Mary time law says, you know, the word on the street is I have to word on the street. I mean, she's a tough cook. And he this Mary time law. And you know, when what if Titanic happens, and the in order to caprio, isn't rich enough to get on the boat with Kathy Bates, who's going to get him to life fest? A drunk with with marijuana sticking out of their veins Andy. No, okay

And that is Mary time law and if Hannah would have thought of it she would have registered it and you can't have value amount of Bull and that's that Yeah, and then she's like, you know, it's a fine line. You know, you don't want to mess with anyone's livelihoods But at the same time I kind of had to just like, you know, torture reputation on national TV. It's just what I had to do. So I just need to have that full capacity of trust to take this vessel and go to see you. That's all.

Yeah. And Hannah's like, so you didn't trust me because I had medication. So like, because you lie, Hannah, because you're dishonest, okay? Bow. And Hannah's like, how did I lie? So like you didn't log it. You didn't like it. You didn't like it. You had marijuana Hannah, okay?

You know, it's not about mental illness, okay? Mental illness runs in my family. Did I ever tell you the one where I was in a Somali pirate ship and I jumped off of there? And I said, you're taking a bear right now because that's legal. You Somali pirate. And he took it.

And then I felt bad about it and cried for a week. It's called mental illness and I dealt with it Hannah, so I don't want to hear it from you. That's right. You know that Somali pirate. He tried to take over my ship and I said, why would you do that to me? Why would you do that to me? That's crazy.

You're always doing this to me. Turns out I was being an narcissist, okay? Mental illness, it runs in my family. Thank God Tom Hanks was there as my first officer. I said, first officer, Tom Hanks, what are we going to do about this Somali pirate? And he said, you know what, just let him room with his girlfriend. And I said, you know what, good choice. And that's what I do, because you know what, I just don't want to make it up to the bridge.

And you know what I told Tom Hanks, I said, I'm the captain now. And you know what he said, I'm going to tell that to the Smiley Pirate. And he may say it back to you, okay? And I said, sure, sure we can all be the Pirate. And you know what? Guess who was making the, making the cocktails on board or that boat? Tom Cruise. So I had both the big times.

Tom Hanks was leading the boat, Tom Cruise was flipping shakers. He was actually, it was a great time. I love that. I love those pirates. You get a great,. I love those pirates. Get a great, great charter with those pirates. And then we get the big twist of the night. All right, all right.

And he's like, so Hannah. And he looks like disgusted and confused, which is when Andy's really gonna come in for the kill. Whenever he's got something good, he's like, he's like, he's like, he said that vape pen was CBD, right? And she's like, uh-huh, yes, where's this going? Where's this leading to? My die point out on eight months pregnant

and have two straw heads behind me. Go ahead, tread carefully, sir. And he's like, so the date pen manufacturer verified the pen in the photo is a THC pen. It matches the THC pen they sell, and not their CBD pen. What kind of snitch company is this? The manufacturer came out on Twitter or something and did this? You're supposed to be a snitch. You're in the drug business. Well, it was an honest accident. I saw it said THC and. I thought it was a gift candy.

Actually, but to honey cool. I thought it was from Joe cool, my favorite snoopy persona. And Sandy ends it like, oh yeah, totally got him. Totally got him there guys. So yeah, I mean, obviously she's totally wrong for the drug thing. My whole issue is you. She also did lie to Sandy when she said she never took a value and then they showed footage of her taking value. So there's that too.

Well, they showed her walking to the bathroom with it. I suppose they never showed her actually taking it. But, yeah, obviously the drug thing was wrong. I just think the thing that really disgusted me about the whole thing was just waiting until Malia was mad to use it as some kind of Revention it was just shitty Yeah, and it doesn't it's it seems like now the issue is more like it wasn't necessarily a firing offense It was just now that Sandy felt like she couldn't trust her anymore if she felt like she couldn't trust her

Then she can't have her on board so because we've been asking on time Well, why if she forgot to log it, can't she just log it now? And then they're all like on the same page, but it sound like what Sandy said in this reunion was, well, I just don't know if I can go to see with her. I don't know if she can trust it because she lies. So,

well, on the actual shows, she said, Hannah, I can't go with you having nervous breakdowns like that on the floor like you did the other night with Malia. So, you know, everyone gets to like haveime to think of an answer. That's what a reunion is you present your case I don't think anyone presented their case very well tonight. I have to say No one maybe Kiko, but not really even Kiko even Kiko I think Alex presented his case the best which was he just like Hey bugs want to go on the Andy Andy when we get on the gun at it

Yeah So no one really won this one, but I have to say I really appreciated this reunion because it's the only reunion That's not going to be all about Jess and fucking Rob yelling about their terrible horrible, boring, chemistry-free relationship. I know. Do we think this is a two-part reunion or a three-parter because they said that reunion continues next week. And usually when they say it continues, that means it's part two of three because I don't

know if I have it in me to do three, three reans. I mean, two would be fine. Let's just quit. I mean, if there's three, then I say we just say no. Yeah. We'll say no. I've no problem just saying no. I would just transition to below deck. Yeah, there's not enough to fill a third. But yeah, I think it's just one more. Okay, good. That makes me feel better. But I don't know. You never know with a bravo. They can really drag it out. But overall, this one was super fun.

And it was surprisingly a little less holds barred than usual, so I like that. I agree. And we'll be back guys, where this one's coming out early and we will be back tomorrow with... Great British Bake Off. Great British Bake Off.

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