Watch What Crappens - Below Deck Med: The Tipping Point

Episode Date: July 19, 2022

The boat almost tips over this week on Below Deck Med, but there's even more mess to clean up when the chef decides to out his secret relationship with the chief stew. Dun dun duunnnnn! Find all of our premium bonuses and video recaps at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Hi everybody, welcome to the show I'm Ronnie and that is Ben over there. Hello Ben. Hi Ronnie, how's it going? Good, good. Glad to have you home. Glad you're safe and sound. Even though a little rusty, your croak is a little rusty from the cove. Yeah, I got a little COVID-threat going on here.

Yeah, thank you. In case anyone didn't hear me show his episode, thank you to everyone who has reached out and sent well wishes. And I really appreciate it. It was like very, very sweet to be lying there in bed and everyone's having nice little messages or posts wishing me to get better. I do have, I currently, I'm a COVID person.

I have, I'm testing positive and like rudely positive. Like what I did, the, you know, like when you do like a, when you do a home test, you gotta like put the thing in your nose, put in the thing, and then you do a dropper, like four drops in the thing in your nose, and you put it in the thing, and then you do a dropper, like four drops in the well, and then you gotta sit there and wait for 15 minutes

because at the end of 15 minutes, no sooner, no later, than you look for the lines, okay? That's what they always say. Well, I feel like this is rude because like, I did my little drops, and as like the liquid is sort of like scrolling up the paper, like the line just appears immediately

It's like oh, oh, you're not having to give me any hope that I'm gonna have that I'm gonna be negative You're just immediately like no, no, don't don't even bother don't even go any further. This is immediately a night. I'm a positive Positive, geez. You're like you're like seeped in COVID. I'm like real COVID. I'm like you're like married in COVID I like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I was like, am I, is it okay? I'm on day five and I come out of quarantine. It's like, no, no, you can't, you can absolutely cannot. It's against maritime law. So, um, Billy's like, who marinades their bends in COVID? Gross. I don't like her. I don't like, I don't like that test. I just don't like her attitude, okay? But anyway, but thank you, honestly, everyone.

And thank you, Ronnie, for doing all that extra work last week. I think everybody has a big round of applause. I say it. I'm Bailey also for subbing in on Southern Trump. You guys are heroes. Oh, Ben. I fallen, I fallen soja.

So yeah, actually I went to Lowe's the other day, I had to get something from Lowe's and they had parking for injured Like injured service people and I was like, Ben parking. That's Ben parking. Oh, please. I mean, I like to think that I'm always like injuring myself in service, but I definitely will not complain myself with those who are doing actual service for this one. Yeah, I know.

What I saw it and I was like, We're banned. Well, no, I'm really excited for our bonus episode this week because I'm excited to wait. I have like very specific opinions about the bear, which is the show that I binge during this time. And I'm gonna weigh in And I'm gonna weigh in. I'm gonna weigh in.

But today is all about below deck med. Today we're discussing a bear who's cooking and his name is Schiff, Schiff, whatever his face is. Who was bullied? Just in case anyone was wondering. In case anybody needed to know, this gorgeous guy has been bullied. I love when gorgeous people on TV are like I was bullied shut up

You're hot, okay? I don't want to hear it I want to hear it if you're still kind of being bullied, you know like I feel like I can say I was bullied because I still feel bullied in Home goods, you know, I feel bullied every time I look at like a pillow and people are like really you need to lay down more I feel like that's what they're thinking, you know, I still feel mentally bullied by inside voices at home goods. You don't get to complain about being bullied hot person. Yeah, but it did continue below deck meds tradition, new tradition of wedging in strange backstory to random moments. Like, do we have any more salts?

Any more salts in the pantry? It's funny, it's growing up on a legitimate broken household and I would cry so, I would cry so hard that my tears would, would hit the floor and evaporate and all that would be left would be salt. So when I ask for salt, I think about those moments. I just have to point out this is not a new tradition.

This is been, this is been what this show is, that I love that you're just discovering. It's like when you've been married to somebody for a long time and you just notice the way they sign their name. You know, like that is so cute. Did he just like put a circle for his dots on his eyes? I've never even noticed he did that. God, I wish we could get married all over again. No, I mean, I've definitely noticed it. I just feel like on this season, it's just so flakery. Like, it's just the the the segues are so thereues are so, they're so, they come out of, they,

they, they, they don't make sense. It's literally like someone picks up a cough drop and it's like, well, this reminds me of when I was bullied as a child and that's why I lived in a van for 10 years. And you're like, what's, that's nothing to do with this. It's also a very big brother, you know, because that shows on right now. And there it is very, it's like, you know, I'm so mad that someone ate all the Cheetos. It is hard being a woman in finance. It is so hard being a woman in finance.

And you're like, what? And then violin start playing and everyone's crying. Your money is going on here. It's Cheetos. We're talking about Cheetos. Oh my God. So anyway, yeah, hello, Deck Med. I don't think there's anything else to announce today. So why don't we, why don't we dial, oh, the other thing that we have to announce is that

I'm still working on these accents. Let's be a real fun adventure. So the episode opens up. Oh, no, and another thing we have to announce is we're doing a game of Thrones podcast called Winter is Crapening, which we've done before, but we are gonna start with this new house of dragons, house of the dragon or house of whatever, with all the blonde people. So we'll be doing that starting in August of come. Listen to that. Okay, so today, below Deck Mediterranean,

it's the second day, and this is where the boat starts tipping over while storm is taking out the tender in front of it, and just like looking back while the city burns, you know, like the little girl in the meme. I know. And how upset were the producers, by the way, congratulations on being nominated, how upset were the producers that this big set piece moment that was like the cornerstone of the trailer happens at the first episode.

I mean, you know, at least like when Captain Galan hits the dock, it's midway through or you know, like anything else happening, like at least there's like, there's buildups that way all season long, you can't wait. When Ashley gets pulled into the water, it's like we waited eight episodes, it's like, oh, it's finally happening.

And here it's just like, oh man, already? Wow, there were a few reversions of below deck back then. I think now they're producing so many versions of below deck that it's just like a soap opera schedule. You know, they're only like two days ahead of us and recording like this stuff happened last week. You know, they just keep churning it out. Like listen, we need more people vacuuming.

I don't care. Let's have more people vacuuming. I don't care Let's have a A version in Alaska. I don't give a fuck just have people iron. I need iron and draw by every day Yeah, and we still haven't gotten to the other big drama of the trailer Which is Sandy hitting one of the dolphins, but they keep they are definitely hyping that one up because it's like so much dolphin I mean, I fucking hate those dolphins. I have like so mad that they exist. I think they're built wrong. I'm saying it right now to the maritime industry. If you're gonna put in, if you're gonna put in little things for the parking spots, make them out of rubber. Okay. I hate how I hate them. Don't do that. Yeah, I feel like those were designed to

buy people who just failed their boating test and couldn't get their captains license. And so now they're like punishing all the captains out there. Like really? I can't. I can't ride a boat, madda can you. Also, like why do they even, honestly, why do they even need them? Like put out some little floaties or something, right? Like those little balls that they put out, you know.

All right. Listen, I don't mean fucking anarchy, okay? And like don't drag me into your anarchist boat life, sir. Well, we don't have like giant poles at every parking spot that we park our cars into. Just put out like, we just need little balls. You know, like when they say like, this is the area where you can swim in,

put that out there for the boats. Okay, next thing we know, Ben is gonna be torn feathering maritime law, okay? So what I mean? Well, I'm just saying, I don't know why I need to have these big ass, bulky pinball machine things right in the middle of the ocean that are going to ruin these ships. To torture Sandy. And I also wish they weren't called dolphins because every time you say Sandy hit the dolphin,

I'm like, God, fuck Sandy, man. Fuck Sandy hitting a dolphin. You know, there's a dolphin. Some dolphin found its way up a river in Connecticut. There's a dolphin in Connecticut right now. I'm like, some wasp-ass dolphin. Looking for, I don't know what they're looking for, but like, sir, you're in the wrong place. I'm just looking for a house with columns.

I just need a house with columns for no reason. That's how I think every house looks there. Okay, so yeah, we're still to be getting, okay, so the boat is tipping over and stuff is flying off the bar and they really love that stuff sliding off the bar. Thank you, they keep cutting back to it and showing it over and over again.

Like it's still happening anew, you know? It's a great shot, because those, I mean, those bottles, they're like, guys, this is our moment, let's make it count. They like fall over like Domino's, they roll over the crash, they get to the bottom, they roll around. The only one who doesn't participate,

I've said this before, I'll say it again, the only one who's not participating is the red vines, because red vines just, it falls over and then it just sits there. Like, I'm done, I did my part. I wasn't part of this plan I'm just in player, but I don't like it So the captain's like we lost our stabilizers we lost our stabilizers and

Then Ray telly Savales is like hey something's going on. Let me have a look you think Ray I literally wrote you think Ray, you think something's going on? Did you notice the red vines on the floor? What do you? I noticed something was wrong when I couldn't get my red vine as I reached for it. All right. Oh God, what part of your bloody feet? Because you walked through broken glass to get here, made you think that something was up. Ray, come on. So Natasha's helping in the kitchen.

And they're screaming another smoke in the kitchen because everything's flying around. And Billy is like, are we really tipping? And I was like, you know what, Billy, I've only known you for a day, but my guess is, no, you're not going to be tipping. Have a very bad feeling about Billy and his tips. Yeah. So Sandy explains, you know, stabilizers are fins that stop the boat from moving from side to side and losing stabilizers is very dangerous. The crew could get her a desk

and fall over and pop their head. Someone could wake up from a nap. Friends, you know, can fall on the floor. Friends, you know, can pop you on the head. Someone could pop the friends, you know, on the head. Really, anything could happen. You could get your hand stuck in the toilet and then someone turns it on and chops your hand all to shreds. I mean, who knows? You know, you got a guy, a real dark guy. That is stabilizer a bird to crash into the engine and that we'd follow the ground. Okay. Yeah, she's saying nonsense. We could we could head right into

the jaws of the monster. Without stabilizers, Hannah might still have a job really if you think about it that way Stabilizer's really are just raptors So she gets rain the fins When she gets ray in and she's like can we use our stabilizers and he's like The whole boat runs off a stabilizer system. So if one stabilizer goes down, Twizzle is go on the ground.

Do you understand me? Oh, we are in a real pickle, aren't we? No, we're a Twizzle. Oh, I see what you did there. So everyone's like running around and now they've got the stabilizer working or whatever. And so everyone's cleaning up. And so Ray gets like,

everyone likes to climb, you need to climb, everyone click. And then sits down and starts smoking. I mean, what the hell, Raygan? Listen, I'm a smoker. I mean, a vapor now, which I guess is just as bad, but except that I'll do it right in your face, right in the mall now. So I guess a smoker. I mean, a vapor now, okay, which I guess is just as bad, but except that I'll do it right in your face, right in the mall now. So I guess it's worse. But girl, even I would work, what the hell are you doing? Oh, she cracks me up. She's so

inept. So then said Sandy is, she goes to the guest and she's like, Oh, God, I'm going on vacation. I got bought by a brand Zeno back there. It was crazy. Oh, well, so here's how this all works. Okay. The bolt is a hybrid. Okay. So one cooling system for everything. And when the cooling system starts heating up, it systematically start shutting units down, which shuts down our stabilizers. So anyway, you could feel safe. Or for the rest of your journey that we're on this strangely designed bolt that everything can go haywire if it gets a little warm. You know this boat is like a good friend Ronnie. When there's no cooling, he starts shutting down Oregon by Oregon until there's nothing

left and he's completely dead. Okay air conditioning everybody got it. They're like wait a minute. Hey, I'm building like well, glad you told me, because I've been like waiting for somebody to tell me what happened. And it cuts to Captain Gay and he's just angry. He's like, huh?

Sit down. Yeah. Captain Gay is my favorite now, by the way. He's been my favorite. His reactions are so funny. Also, there's a lot of hybrid blaming. I've seen this bumper sticker sticker a couple times in Texas. It's like, I've seen it, but I forgot what it says, but it's something like no fucking Prius. Prius is for pussies or whatever, you know, like they hate the Prius.

And it reminds me of this. She said, well, this bolts a hybrid. So God bless her. You know hope everybody enjoys enjoys boating on USS Red Hatred Stepchalt. Okay, we all heater, but we got a writer because you know we're on water We've unfortunately hit several whales because we're a very quiet boat Hybrid so apologies for that too That's why you're remembering when Prius just came out and I like my you know I got hidden the street I didn't even hear the car. Well you have to also rely on your eyeballs when you're in the street. Yeah. Yeah. So maybe like your whistles or

something on them. It's like wow ever since I got a Prius I have not seen a deer which is just so weird. Every time a Prius comes down the road, you'd see deer so scattering. That would be my- Jumping off a riddle into the water. It's gonna be on the car, to be honest. Oh, all those deer that got bopped in the hammer of the brand Zinos. they got bopped in the hammer of the brand Zinos. So, sad, he's like, okay, Reagan, toys, wave runners, whatever you can put in the water right now. And so then there's just more cleaning.

There are so many curing pods on the floor. There are so, or maybe those may have actually been in the espresso, I'm not sure, but like, I've never seen so many before. I was like, they are, they do have to make a lot of espresso martinis on this, on this boat, don't they? But for some reason, they have Nespresso machines on these boats. Like they seem to all have them, right? Because remember Captain Sandy had that boat at one time that she's like, look at the Nespresso

heart and all of the little pods were like into art. They were some kind of artistic, I don't know. Anyway, I'm just wondering, why not espresso? Why, you know? I like my curiag. It's like my curiag. My curiag is a huge victim, because whenever I have like one of those single

sort of curiag things, and whenever you make a curiag, it does the normal sounds like, b slowly peeing is it makes you coffee yeah then after it's done after it's the weirdest fucking thing and it doesn't. Yeah. Well, so I actually, I've had two of these. I had coffee bean and tea leaf. I don't know if they still have it, but they had a version. And back in when I was like blocking a lot, I was always, I was such a, I was a whore for free shit.

So I definitely got free one of those. And it was really fun. And then, and then Michelle Collins, when she let, when she moved back to New York, she gave me her Nespresso machine. I was like, oh, cool, I'm going to upgrade my CBT out to this. So the Nespresso machine, I was like, oh, and it's fancy. And I was like, oh, well, first I've got to get my Nespresso pods. So I went to the Nespresso store. Have you ever been to an espresso store before? No. So I didn't know there was such a thing. you ever been to an espresso store before? No.

So I didn't know there was such a thing. Yeah, well I would have gotten maybe had I known there was one. You would have lost your mind. Okay. I had to go to Beverly Drive and Beverly Hills. This is like, like it was like, you know, the Shishi She Beverly Hills area. Like I'm on you have to go to Beverly Drive and you walk in and it's like this enormous room. That looks like the Apple Store, but like the Nespresso version. There's a lot of browns and tans and there's like a seating area in the front where people are drinking coffee and it's got this hot hall ceiling, like two-story tale and ceiling. Everyone's in a certain tie and someone comes up to me and is like, how may I help you?

And I was like, I need to get some pods for my espresso, which I'm like, right this way. And they like usher me all the way to the back. And then there's like a man at like a table. And he's like, let me show you your selection. He opens up a drawer. They've got them all laid out. Like it was like Louis Vuitton or something.

And I was like, oh, I just need some pods. I was like, very a bow, sir. And they gave me the special box. And then I was like, can I just go to Target to get these? They're like, yes. I was like, okay, thanks. It was so extra for just those little things. I was like, this is ridiculous.

Yeah, that really is an espresso plot. Maybe that's why they have them on the boat. So they're considered like the fancy one. No, that's exactly what it is. That's like a super over the top. Like luxurious. The point of the story is, is I know I'm a French press person

and I'd no longer do this espresso nonsense. Oh, the French press. I just could never really figure out the French press. I don't like it. I mean, yeah, because like to get rid of the stuff, you have to rinse out the thing and then throw all the grounds in the trash and then there's still some grounds. And it's like, this can't be good to be putting grounds down the sink, you know? Well, no, you don't want to put them down the sink, but like, I mean, like the extra

grounds, yeah. Yeah, they build up. Okay, guys, this isn't about coffee. Who gives a shit? Okay, let's move on. So the captain's like, um, sorry build up. Okay guys, this isn't about coffee who gives a shit. Okay, let's move on. So the captain's like Sorry about that. Oh, so she comes back and he's like, my hair was bullied. He's all upset and she's like, well, sorry about that It's terrible what just happened. Okay, it is terrible the boat tilted and you know when the boat tilts You know the things that could happen a bird could fly into a radiator

You know a balloon could fall out of the sky and then hit it off and on that nose, you know, a real dolphin, the cute kind, not the kind that I crash into later this season. So then Natasha, meanwhile, is cleaning up and she's like, it's so fucked up. I've been on a boat that fell on its side. So I've got quite a bad PTSD. I was like, what? Now, I was like, actually this backstory, that made complete sense with what was going on with the episode.

So I was okay with it. So she talks about how she was in a 90 meter yacht that tipped on its side and we see like headlines and like five injured after incident with Dennis O'Brien. Whoever you are, Dennis O'Brien, fuck you, 40 million euros, super yacht. And I was like, expecting to see Captain Jason from blow-tech down under just like sitting at the captain,

like just, and the little cockpit just like waving to the camera. I'd be like, sorry, wasn't my fault again. I know, and then we see Dennis O'Brien just hold my beer. Yeah, handing it over to Captain Jason. Poor Dennis, Dennis is like, finally, I got rid of this, you know, this black mark on me and then below that's like, Hey, let's show our headline with Dennis. Dennis Orion again, but stuck out his life again.

We're I mean, nominated. Let's ruin him. Oh, he's an Irish billionaire businessman. I don't know. Founder of DigiCell. So there you go, everyone. Yeah, he can afford it. Oh, he can afford it. Well, yeah. So, you're a tip ease. Yeah. So Natasha just talks about like how it was chaotic and scary and people were injured and it was like very, very, very scary, which I fully respect. And then Kyle cuts himself on broken glass. Yeah, and so does she. She holds up her hand.

So we believe her. She's like, I've got does she. She holds up her hand. So we believe her. She's like, I've got to cut. She holds up her hand. She's like, yeah, I'm not going to hug that. Okay. But I believe that. Cause like, I've got to cut also, which is crazy. Cause I just came out the closet last year.

Yeah. And he does this weird thing where he like,, look, he sees the other stews, like cleaning really hard and picking stuff up, and then you just see his head pop behind the door and then pop back out. Exactly, now I didn't want to do the it, no. So then the guest are like, oh my God, where's our toys?

Where are our toys? Should I have the boat stumbles tipped over? You fucks? Yeah, I did, one one of them he goes, I'm just living a sac, I'm living sacs fantasies with the Walmart reality. I'm like, sir, you may be living a Walmart reality,

but actually you kind of just yourself and I like that. I can't really, I'll say yes, sure. I know, I was like, I'm by the Walmart reality. He's a leaning back, like living a Walmart reality. So then Natasha is in the kitchen and she's just talking to herself while she's cleaning. She's like, herbly, debris, debris,

how do I tip down while I tip down? Well, that was dramatic blah, blah, blah. And the chef is just trying to see what she's saying. He's like, listening to her, but not really asking what she's saying. So Jason comes in and he's like, bra's saying. He's like, listening to her, but not really asking what she's saying. So Jason comes in and he's like, brah and she's like, has it kind?

I'll call my bitch, shout with the man here. And he goes, excuse me. And she goes, I'm just choking to myself and he goes, that's okay. I want to listen. I just want to know what's going on

that noodle up there. Noodle. It's like you never heard a call on noodle before. She's like, no, maybe that's because I came from a childhood. Well, I like to take courses all the time. I once took a course on train building. Made a little train, came down the hill, picked me right in my arm, lost me arm. I'll never forget it. I once made it. Took a course on how to make pasta. My favorite pasta was noodles.

So that's why I'm understandably confused about what you're saying. And then I'm a strand in the water. It has to be a traumatic story, Ben. Sorry. I was letting you finish it. How many ways can we make noodles traumatic? So he's like, maybe it's an American thing.

She's like, yeah. And the chef is staring crazily at them. Like, they're talking over there. They're talking, no one's talking to me. I'm being bullied. So Natasha gives her story, she gives another story. She's like, I was in a relationship very long to four and a half years. So now I just flipped with people when I bought

tear. That's what I do now that's my fan. There's not too much difference between flitting and being myself, to be honest, that's just me. I'm that one bubbler, that person. And this just like, he's like chopping his vegetables. I'm some man, I'm some head about it. So then we see the clip of what he's probably thinking. And it's like, you want to screw? He's like, yeah.

So then we cut back to her. And she's like, yeah, I'm just bubbly. And then it just cuts through his face. Like, oh, I'm some head. Yeah. So meanwhile, the toys are still going in the water, and then we cut to an Italian cleaning, and she's like, oh, I've never been patient

about anything to do you. I was never like, I want to be a doctor. I want to be a vet. People are like, as patient about saving lives about being doctors, and I don't know how people don't enjoy inclinings. It's very relaxing. I'm very patient about cleaning.

That's my story back to you Chuck. It's like It's not a newscast, but okay. Thank you. Yeah, Natalia is very like oh the wiki one you know, aren't you? What did they call wings in tap dance? We were just like throwing your arms in the air and start Oh, yeah, I'm at the same time So in Reagan The wig is outside. And she's like, she sees storm is floating away on the swim platform. Because I guess you have to store the swim platforms

in the back and then get in the water to bring them around again. Is that what's happening? I think that is the case, yes. They need to get rid of this fucking boat. This boat is terrible that you have to do that. Not only, sorry. They need to get rid of this fucking boat. The boat is terrible. That you have to do that. Not only, sorry, I'm trying to close my window

because I realize this fountain went on outside. Can you hear the fountain? Is it being a distracting? No. Oh my God, I just beat myself. I just beat myself. No, I don't want people to be like, what is that noise back there?

So if you don't hear it, then it's fine. I won't close the window. But if you do hear it, that's what that is. I apologize. I'm just trying to keep windows open, you know, since I am like a festering virus bucket right at the moment. Yeah, a super nice of you. There's going to be squirrels like

limping around next week. Like, oh. And that's not a typical symptom, but okay. Yeah. It's so exhausted. You see squirrels just falling out of trees. I can't hold on to branch. Michelle branch, that is.

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You can listen ad free on the Amazon Music or Wondery app. Reagan is bossing around, I think she's bossing around the storm. And he's like on one naughty boy, she's on another, and he's like floating away. And she's like, okay, all right, check the line. Check the line now, check it over here. Check it, come on, check the line now. And so he throws the lines that way she can pull him back in. And it lands just short of her. And she makes no effort.

She could jump in the water. She could put her hand down. She goes, she's just, yeah. I know it was like a foot. It was like two feet away from her. I'm like, make some kind of fucking effort. You're terrible. It's like floating away.

And so he floats further away. She was trying to get like, he's a mile away now. I'm Billy is like, Billy is like, we're just ready to be in the water. And Captain Gay is like someone rescue him. Yeah, and Billy goes, that seems like a malfunction in the delay of our enjoyment. Shut up. Who talks like that? What do you ship? Stop that. Like, then then someone says something and he goes, yeah, Reagan, she's running all the awards. So then Reagan has Jason come over and jump in the water

to get storm. Even the Reagan's right there and could have done this. Like, I'm jumping in the water, I'm cutting up the back of him. And Jay, by the way, Jason jumps in the water like a dog. Like, you know, you know, the way dogs jump in the water, just sort of like full of enthusiasm, but kind of floppy. That way, Jason jumps in the water like a dog. Like, you know, you know, the way dogs jump in the water, just sort of like full of enthusiasm, kind of floppy. That's how Jason jumps in.

And the gaze loved it. Like, yes, yes, that guy in the water. And Z is like, yeah, I think I was spoiled by Malia. But I'm not really sure if this has to work. You know what? So I'm just going to stay quiet. Someone on my, I was reading a comment online and they were saying they think that this is a big setup that Mollia just couldn't come in time so that they got this girl who

they know is an idiot and is going to get fired and then they're going to bring Mollia back mid season. Wow. Do you want a theory? Yeah, it's a pretty good theory, right? I hope it's not correct. Yeah. I like having, I like Reagan being theory, right? Hope it's not correct. Yeah. I like having, I like Reagan being this disaster.

I think it's hilarious. So by the way, the guests have been weighing an hour and 25 minutes for their toys, which is crazy. So Reagan's like, I'm just very frustrated. I don't want to have a system to do this better. And Z is like, yeah, he's like, well, he's like, well, usually what we would have done is put that thing out and then put this thing in the middle and push it out.

He's like, yeah, no, I don't see. Yeah. Yeah. He's like, all right. Yeah, except that storm is now in like Nicaragua. You know, he's like gone. So then we go into Natasha and the chef and she's like, what time did you wake up today? You have a quiet streamer ever. You can share with Carl if you'd like.

And he's like, huh, you want me to share with Carl so that you can share with Jace? She's like, no, I love me roomy. Oh, look at you roomy. Don't lose it, don't lose it, keep it together. You got good bounce. We've got good bounce when he's actually awake. And then we see some of their good banter and flashback of like... Yeah, going to literally like it when I'm naked. Are you naked? Now that's what I call bence.

So then Storm goes into the laundry to flirt with Natalia. And he's like, I guess who are you? Wish it was nicer. And she's like, is it Shat? Is it more Shat today? Wakan man, Wakan Natalia. And then Kyle comes in and goes,

oh you guys don't talking shit about the rest of us working our asses over And then Ty is like, yeah, we were actually trying to flirt without you And so, and then Storm's like, yeah, why would you get crashed? We could have joined, you could have joined Nassam, we could have joined with you in the trifecta and everything Hey, were you guys having a threesome? Can I be in the middle? Oh, I'm like, you guys are gonna hate each other in a week. I guarantee, enjoy this moment now while you're all laughing. Right.

So then the captain is talking to the back crew and she's like, you guys have to organize. Now, when we get our slide in, we have to have a place to put it. So I need something organized down there because right now it's not organized. Eventually you're going to have to take that slide from the back of the boat, put it in the water somehow, swim it to this side of the boat and get it up. So where's the

organization here? You know if you don't organize, if you don't organize the slide properly, helicopters can be pulled down from the sky and crashing into actual living dolphins. So again, different from the other dolphin that I will be crashing into later this season. I don't want the dolphins there. I don't want the dolphin groups after me. Okay. Calm down, dolphin groups. So Natasha, Mimond Natasha's, I don't know, more cleaning. And she's like, my management's to ask Farrah Tristan and I will try to go back where I can and check things,

but not only I've got such a great team that I trust them 110% BAAA I took courses as a child and I almost drowned So clean, clean, clean, clean, clean, clean, so Reagan and Z. So Reagan's like, well, I haven't been able to organize do something about nothing because storm was first rest, but then yours first rest. So I don't really know who's gonna rest now, but you should probably rest, right? And he's like, yeah, I don't really know what her management style is. I think I put Malia on a pedestal because I'm not really sure what's going on.

Check your own break, your own break. All right, you back on break. You're off again. Go on break. What are you doing here? Uh, uh, then Z-bops his face. See, I told you it could happen. You gotta be careful.

But I really like that because that's like, I forgot that was like his thing last season of him getting hurt every episode. So then Reagan's now. Well, this one is bad because it's the guest. It's the guy who's like, I've got Walmart reality. He's the one, uh, Telling off and then he hits the in the face. And this is how he says he's sorry, he goes,

Huh, sorry. I know. I was like, what a dick. What a dick. Yeah. I'm sorry that someone ran into your hand. So then Reagan starts explaining some of her method. She's like, well, when you're doing a schedule for your deck, is you need to know who's capable of doing one? And I've always planned my schedules on my previous file. So obviously you figure out who's got the weaknesses and what,

I want to write the present down. And we have deck hands, not on our deck hands, but we know who's capable of one. And I got short hair. It's about central casting, okay? It's a claiming schedule for fuck sake So then um the guest like where are we going? Where are we going and um Kyle's like oh Yeah, there's a lot of right Kyle's yeah, Kyle's like so where are you going after this and he's like Um, we're going to Greece and cuz like I like, oh, I'm so sorry. You have to deal with this gorgeous vacation. How long have you been together? Seven years, is it? I was in one relationship for 12 years and guess what left me for a woman. That's right.

You know, did it two years ago because this was all just came out of the closet last year. Girl, can we get some applause for that one? I was like, get him off the boat. I know. I was like, what is, I was like, sir, these are not your friends. What are you doing? Have you ever had a job?

What the fuck is this going to do? I know. I was like, this is crazy. Why, because he said he wanted to go to Venice because I'm still searching for love. Why are you telling these people this? Get them Martinez. What is happening? So he tells them to applaud, so they applaud.

And he's like, that's the reaction I wanted right there. Thank you. All right, now for the two married, the two married. God, now listen, I'm happy for you. Chillies, oh, come down my leg. But happy. And then he walks off like he's done on the you. She is so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, when his friends would come over I'd be like oh hi Hi, you know, I wish I was friends with your brother so I could have been like then you're a wonderful Intelligent hilarious handsome person. Don't be insecure. Also, you're fired because that that was ridiculous We're trying to play yeah

So that's totally true We did to be fired. So. I would never fire you, from your friend. Well, listen, listen, you know, when the little gay brother comes in trying to sing Joseph theme songs, you know, it's like, okay, go back to your room.

So. Yeah. Well, I mean, yeah, it is kind of projecting, isn't it? Because you know, that was me too. So then storm is, uh, storm is like talking to Jay, he's, Jay's is like giving orders to Jay, I'm sorry, storm is giving Jason orders about, like, putting away Jetskies and stuff is I put up the bridge and come back here as quickly as possible and Sandy's watching and she's like, he's impressive.

Wow. God, you got to keep impressive people around because if you don't you know an eagle make Crash into a seagull and they fall onto your head and then you blinded because they're in your head and crash the boat So God and Regan's like captain getting down these shots in the cremets over and she's like, okay? Well, I'm being summoned to a cremate. So that's fun. Okay, well, you need their wig. And she's like, okay, so I've done anchor watch.

Obviously, I sit to the guys. If they feel like helping longer, they could go like that. But I just want you to see it. I've organized it. Where's my parade? Where's my parade? I need a parade, it was a lot of work. I've gone through three rotacos.

What do you want to do in the schedule? She's like, okay, awesome. Please don't ever come here on the radio again and summon me. Great. Thanks so much. Okay, great. So now Some of the students are setting up balloons on the deck and then there's like a pink dildo. That's around That's part of I guess the decorations or whatever and Kyle is like He's making jokes. He's like he puts it into his like pants happens to get out And he's like he's like oh, I'm gonna walk up to the guest swing the deal Do I just think I think the gaze are gonna appreciate it and I know this because I came out the closet last year

I don't know if you had and I want these guests to leave with a memory along Vainey girthy pink Vibrating memory. I'm like sir if you serve those guests with that deal Oh, he's doing it. He's doing it. He's doing it. He's like what you're pointing multiple plays I need to know the multi is Oh, I'm gonna be sir. Can you say it's a pain? Like we know he's out of the guy we understand because he's freshly gay that this is amazing to him, but Ha ha ha ha ha. Yeah

This is where Natasha's whole I'm not barely now. What's going on, but I'll just trust everybody to be a professional. It's like no you can't just trust everybody to be professional You should know that he's doing this shit, you know, because she never notices it the whole time Yeah, I don't think this is great. I just think it's also just cringe too. Even if he weren't, even if he weren't someone who was serving me, I'd be like, why is anyone doing this?

So then we go to espresso, Maltina. He's, and so Z Z has just gotten off, but now he has to go work for the interior, right? Which sucks. So he goes to work for them or work with them. And then Reagan is... Okay, so Reagan gets Jason. And she's, all right, here's what I need from ya.

I've had an exhausting day of making a schedule. See, it's what you need to do. Shumping the water right now and get that. And he goes, but why? She goes, no, no, no, I just going to need to jump in the water right now and get that and he goes, but why? She goes, no, no, I don't want you to jump in the water. I want you to jump on the platform in the water. And he goes, yeah, but like I need you to tell me why, because there's like anchors there.

So like I have to understand what you want for me so I could do it right. Jumping it on it, one again, one again, one again, one p.m. or two p.m. Really whichever happens easier. And he's just like so mad at her because like right before this, he's had, he has a conversation with her

where he's trying to figure out the schedule and he's like, can you explain this to me? She goes, that's right. Okay, so it's not 11, you're 11, then you're like, I'm about to seven, then you're back in a bad night. And he's like, okay, but this sort of looks like a math problem.

It doesn't have a solution. Well, it's what I am to you, I am. And he's like, one, one, I am to two, I want two afternoon. So that's tomorrow. I want two afternoon tomorrow, yesterday. Three, four, six, seven, nine, one. And he takes a pencil and he's like,

oh, I'm like from finance. So I know how to use Google sheets. So this is crazy. And then we see him just like, marking through it and trying to figure it out to use Google Sheets. So this is crazy. And then we see him just like marking through it and trying to figure it out to make it make sense. And she's sitting there eating, you know, taco or whatever. Ma-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a- It's time for a crap and it's commercial. And so then the chef is stressing out and he's in his room changing and Natasha Natasha has to take a shower.

So she's like, you're right, then. She's always checking to see if he's all right, which leads us to believe like he's crazy and has emotional breakdowns, right? So she's like, he'll write now and he says, um, well, I just don't like even have time to do anything because I'm so worried about tonight's DNA because it has to make up for less nights. And I'm just going all out. You're cutting fucking fish for sushi. I know.

Well, you, well, but then we find that what's really going on because he goes, today we're supposed to be making up for yesterday. And I get super anxious from constantly battling myself. I grew up in West Sussex. We were in a rough neighborhood as in like cars on fire in neighborhood. And I was always the boy who got bullied. So it gives me a drive and the courage to keep fighting

with everything in my life. As evidenced by me, slicing this salmon. So reason that me slicing this salmon. It's a reason that me slicing this salmon is not starting a car on fire. I was like, wow, what a story. Wow. It's good. Oh, no, I model out too much and I've shaped the sashimi like a car fire. I thought it was funny that his whole bullying thing led to you. Wow, you're cutting salmon and tiny squares. They don't really look like.

Oh, I just get so anxious. What I get anxious when I'm behind making sushi because I grew up in a neighborhood with car fires. Now I only have things you can make with that fire when I'm feeling stressful. Like all right, that's a stretch, but I enjoyed the effort. So now everybody is getting ready for dinner and Natasha and the chef are hitting each other with bags of rice. It'll us a weird kind of flirting. And she's like, yeah, that was actually quite quite a joke hit. And Kyle's just watching like,

my god must be nice. I'm alright. Dicking the face, sticking the face. I've just hit my dick in the face. Hold on one second, I'm gonna go into the walk-in and I've walked out

cause I just came out of the closet last year. So, so, bow Natalia is talking to Z about where he was before this. And Z's like, well, yeah, you know, uh, you know, I live in Cape Town. I was back home in Cape Town, and she goes, Oh, you know, I'm from Australia. I'll be close to each other.

Oh, I don't know geography. Oh, wacky, wacky, wacky. So the guests love the table set up, like, oh my God, this is amazing. And then we get all the sushi served and the shit's like, wait, could I just say, no, you didn't skip anything, but Billy comes the table with a crown on. This was this wasn't the birthday. It was an anniversary, right? Yeah.

Okay. Or what? They said it was happy anniversary. I don't know if it was an anniversary, an anniversary slash birthday, because it was an anniversary slash birthday. I'm like, okay, I understand the obnoxious crown. But if it's an anniversary,

the crown really bothers me. Because now you're basically saying like, we, because we're celebrating our love together for this many years and like, therefore I am crowned because of it. Like it really, like it doesn't make sense why there's a crown. Well, I thought it made sense

because if you look at the crown, it's the jug head crown from Archie. So I was like, oh, they all hate him. You know, they gave him the black Archie crown or jug head crown. Oh, I didn't know that. I'm not as well first in Archie. Hey, listen, my dad loved it.

What can I tell you? So they love it. And the chefs like, wow, there was a lot of pressure leading up to this one. God, I'm from a town where they used to rule trash cans down the street to try and hit puppies. So it's difficult. Yeah. And now Billy is trying to compensate, because someone probably told him like, Billy, you were being awful yesterday.

So he's now he's like, get out of here with how delicious this is. What do you say, Captain Gay? Love it. Yes. Captain Gay is just gonna say whatever Billy says. Yeah, and his husband's like, well, I mean, I like this day glass, my,

and he goes, well, I mean, fine, but the meal wasn't consistent. But this is great. That's a catch. You just can't have one moment. And then Dave served Tom Kagai soup, which is a Thai soup, which coincidentally, I actually had last night by accident. I ordered the wrong soup. I guess the show got into my head, but I mean, I'm just, you know,

like it's sushi, but then a Thai soup, I don't know. Like what about? It wasn't trying to get this stand, you're building it. No, I'm just saying, like it doesn't totally make sense. Well, maybe this shows just from trying to remind us of Tom, to remind us, like don't worry, this guy's going to go off his rocker like that guy. How cool to put the potatoes like this, have the earthworm these potatoes are my potatoes, since that's got damn respect. It's going in the bin. Oh, no, that's not a cucumber.

So, now Storm and Regan are chatting and Storm's like, so were you at base on your last boat? She's like, oh, it's been long, sir. And she's like, really? You're like, yeah, well, you know, I had two men short, and all the equipment just came out. And we had the adjoined lot. She's like, oh, okay, well, wasn't what I asked, but cool, cool.

And then she's like, yes, you know, I'm very disappointed I couldn't get my stuff together, but I've done every job on a boat. And I know for a fact, I'm capable of my job, and I know what I'm doing, but I'm just one person, and get my stuff together, but I've done every job on a boat and I know for a fact I'm capable of my job and I know what I'm doing But I'm just one person and I can only make so many secrets at one time while other people work, you know what I'm saying Do you know how hard it is to smoke at three places at once. I can't be everywhere at once, okay? So then back at the table Billy says something I don't understand.

So why do I need to mention it, but he says something like your something is pink and twink. Fuck. What do you say? I don't know, but he at some point makes a steel magnolia, which I should know. You know, I'm trying, this is the one minute I really, I was with Billy for a second here. I know. I thought about that for you because Kyle's there and Billy's like you don't get that

It's a still magnolia's reference. Have you ever seen still magnolia? He's like no no no bet no bet. He's like oh my god And I was like okay, I got it But then he's like we have to go through catalog of gay important movies too long through I'm a cheerleader I was like, what? I went to a different gay college. Like, I've always heard two-Wong-Thu was a terrible movie, so I'm like, that.

That's like for straight people. That's for straight people to be like, look, gay people are funny, right, right, mom? I've actually, the only one on the list that I'd seen was Mami Dearest. I know, but I'm a cheerleader is a thing, but like, I don't know, for me, my gay things are like so audition big business.

It's more or less those two. And then I'm like, dumb set. I don't need anything more than that. Yeah, yeah, well done. It's like the community college of gay colleges. Like I'm done, can I have got the basics? I've missed out on a lot of gay culture, but to be fair, I've also missed out on a lot of movie culture. Like I've never seen Rocky. I've never seen. Oh wow. Yeah. So like. I just watched Godfather one and two because I want to see that new, well, it's not new anymore,

but that new issue about the making of the Godfather. And I was like, you know, this is a part of culture I kind of missed, because all my cousins were like, yeah, the Godfather, they still quoted to each other family reunions and they're like, they look at me like, God, I have fun with the soap dish. Idiot. And so I finally watched it and I felt so cultured. I have no gay culture, but I don't have any culture at all.

Basically, I'm a culture free person. I feel like, did we talk about Godfather? Oh, maybe I know we talked about Godfather one more, because I only watched Godfather chew for the first time like a year and a half ago, but I have to say, the Godfather, like it lives up to the height, but I think it's a great movie. I saw that, like, you know, I was not raised on that movie,

but I saw it and I was like, this movie kind of blew me away. So there you go, guys, the case you haven't heard, Godfather. Yeah, movie. You're going to watch it, crap. We suggest the Godfather. Okay. Well, I don't know if you heard about this movie.

It's kind of like a, it's kind of random. It didn't get a lot of attention. It's called the Godfather. Well, my thought watching it was, wow. that Marlon Brando, what a talent. Who knew? Orange is, right? Well, he is so talented and Al Pacina and then Robert De Niro was like, oh my God, Robert De Niro was so hot and also just what a talent. I hope he makes it one day. He's got something. I had to have have missed Diane Keaton. Excuse me. She was mostly wasted, I think. I feel like the women in that movie, they're like,

okay, here's your job. You're marrying to one of the guys. That's it. We'll have a crime scene for you later. Okay, great. Well, I am. Diane Keaton. But she gets the last shot, though, which is. She didn't. Yeah, don't tell. Yeah. Cause you know, those spoiled, those spoiled the godfather hasn't been out long enough. Well, it's you know She gets that last shot when eagle falls out of the sky and pops her on the head because the Stabilizers went out. You got to be careful Diane Keaton the tilted godfather

So Speaking of tilted tilting boats the chef made a lopsided cake. What the hell was this cake? Okay, shame on him. It was, I haven't been able to not say something. Like listen Billy, you set yourself up as the bitchy gay guy who's gonna criticize everything and you let this cake slide?

Well, no pun intended, because I did notice it was lopsided. I thought maybe it's like intentionally, like sort of like a chic kind of lopsided, but it was not lopsided enough to be actually chic. So then Dave comes out and I was watching him what bring the cake on the cake, the cake hold it. And I was like, gosh, he's sort of holding that at an angle.

He should be careful. And then he'd like sort of trips and it cuts to commercial. And I was like, oh my god, oh my god. And it comes back and like the cake comes a centimeter from falling off of that pedestal. And I was like, you know what, oh my god. And it comes back and like the cake comes a centimeter from falling off of that pedestal. And I was like, you know what, I wish the cake had fallen off a bit of certain, right? But also, smart to still have his gloves on.

So yeah, I'm really glad that we had a whole commercial break to figure out how it happened. Because as the commercials went, I was like, oh my god, I hope it's okay. I mean, it's gonna feel so bullied by that cake if it falls Come back and he saved it. Yeah That's but it doesn't matter how many car fires you put out there's always another one. It gives me up at night Okay, so Natalia is like

Okay, so Natalia is like, I have these guests who are so fun. We need to have Edible underwear. We need to have masks for them to spank each other in. I'm gonna put condoms all over the bed. It's gonna be hilarious. Dildos, Tom's a Dildo, you know the gay people. They love this. Yeah, and then she's like, you know, I just love being on a time. I'm super excited about it.

I love being around people. And the producer is like, so you're being on a time. I'm super excited about it. I love being around people. And the producers like, so your next your birthday? I don't know what that means. Is that a town in South Africa that's possibly close to Sydney? What a dingbat. I know. So, um, she goes into Billy's room and she has Kyle join her. She puts like a mask on him and sits him in a chair

and they do this weird, she's feathering his face so that they can walk into this sex scene or whatever. It's, yeah. You could just see Billy's, Billy's surprisingly going along with this, but I think he wants to murder Kyle. I think so, but I think he's torn between wanting to murder Kyle slash loving the attention that's being devoted towards him. So he's sort of stuck between those emotions,

but I do feel like he's like, that is extra. And Kyle's like, your every seduction will be tantalized. I'm like, it doesn't even make sense, but that's fine. Yeah, I'm sorry if I haven't said this before, but you're fired, okay? This is Romney, you're a captain, you're fired again. Yeah, I'm sorry if I haven't said this before, but you're fired. Okay. This is Romney, you're a captain, you're fired again. You're fired twice in the show. So Sandy is talking to Storm because he was so impressive earlier and she's like, you

know, it's going to be real tricky going into the Marina. Okay. So how good are you at calling distances? Three meaders. Three meaders. Oh, okay. So all right. Okay, so how good are you at calling distances? Three meaders, three meaders. Oh, okay, so all right, well, because this Marina, basically,

it's a wind tunnel, okay. Imagine 10 brands, you know, it's just flapping in the wind, that that's what it's like up there, okay. And on top of that, there's a current. Electrical current, don't touch the water, you'll die. And there's all this. 18 meaders.

Oh, okay, you're just calling random random distances. How are you? No, okay, you know, you don't have to call long distance. Okay, one hundred flowers. Oh, that's toll free, actually. But listen, there's dolphins, and they're placed really close together, which makes it more different. Are you calling that carotop number from 1999? You know what? I don't know what happened, but I knew it was on this scent, so I just gave baked-tie some money.

So yeah, she's like, you know, it's real hard because it's a hybrid boat and there's a wind tunnel and then, you know, there's a dolphin, but then but then there's an electrical dolphin also there's a shark ever heard of those terrifying terrifying also they line up the vacuum cleaners right on the pier I don't know why they've taken out the water of the dock and they've replaced it with just thumb pins okay they're actually rough I just got I just got a voice memo from Norma. They're hosting the 2021 water polo championship in our slip. So you gotta get around those people. Yeah, unfortunately, the polo people have asked that they replace all the water with acid.

So that's gonna be rough. Don't touch the water. Just got got just heard They're performing stomp at our slip. Okay Just gonna be a godfather screening with all of the extras from the original and the subtitles are in stomp It'll just be like symbol trash can trash can So then Natalia is uh um wait Natalia. Yeah. Oh, well, first Natasha, thing it when they do things one right after the other I get confused

with. I know. So Natasha's like, the real reason I work on boat says because you're always around Pepple, my house is the party house. I like to keep up nights doing cocktail making and on boats I just love to see the guest party. I'm gonna do something I learned in a class making these blue drinks again. Hell they're not sick of these but God that was a good class. I'm gonna finish it off with a little water from water painting. I took that class it was a good one. Before my hamster died and ruined my childhood. Oh, the fucking blue drinks.

So then the stews, like, while Natasha serving these obnoxious cocktails, the rest are cleaning up the dinner, and they're throwing flowers off the side of the boat, and Natalia's like, You gotta make a wish, I wish for a boyfriend, either from Australia, where I'm from or someplace nearby logged in back. And cows like, whoa, that was more wish. And she tells us, well, I don't want to share a guy. I just don't want to share my life with a guy that's why I don't have a guy.

Because now I could have a guy, I'm a wacky person, everybody loves me. But I just want to see him once a week when he cleans out. Boring! I'll bring a lot to the table so if they can't handle that then forget down. Yeah, I would never live with a guy unless he had his own bedroom where he can mess up his own bathroom and stuff. And then, you know, that can get cleaned once a week. But I do also love cleaning, but I don't want to be with a messy person. Huh, I'm in a nigma. that can get cleaned once a week. But I do also love cleaning, but I don't want to be with the messy person. Huh, I'm in a nigma. So then she is talking with Storm,

she's about, I wrote wacky room stuff. About the Kyle stuff. She was like, she was telling it like, it was so funny, he was there, and I put a nightmare school on him, and I was to clean with the feather, and he said, used deductions will be tantalized, and then we mask on him and I was sickly with the feather and he said use seduction will be tantalized

And then we lay out and it was hilarious and storm is like Natalia is really gorgeous. She has great energy and we'll see them my kryptonite And I actually had an Australian girl's name put on my leg But now there's a big pantas face on it, which is unfortunate because her name was actually Panther So it was a lateral move which is unfortunate because her name was actually Panther. So, sort of a lateral move. And then, Chef and Natasha are going to bed and she's like, I'll take a hoe then.

And he's like, all right, I'll hook you. So she gets up onto his bunk to hug him and she goes, did you just need a thing? She thinks that we can't hear her. I'm not really sure what she's doing, but she's like, did you just made a hug? You'll be fan. Do not break.

Be strong. Be strong. Oh, by the way, I don't believe at all that this girl had the party house. There's nothing about this girl that feels like a party girl, but whatever. Well, they show pictures of her in the party house, but it's just pictures of her being drunk in her house.

Her alone. Yeah. Is she like the star of ghosts on CBS? They show pictures of her in the party house, but it's just pictures of her being dropped in her house. Her alone. Yeah. Is she like the star of ghosts on CBS? She's like, I'm watching with all the ghosts. Okay, so we go to bedtime, final day of charter, and the captain's like, wow, well, here's how Inkers work. It's a thing that comes out of the boat, so like a big U, but like with his stick through

it, if a U was a team, a bent, and then it goes down to the water and this is how it sounds. Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, and then wind comes from like captain, we've watched this show for seven years, we get it. And then there's an issue, uh, Reagan and Natalia are sharing a bunk, our, our sharing room and, uh, their door gets jammed. So we see Natalia trying to pull it open. And she turns to Reagan and she's like, hi, did you lock the door last night? Reagan's like, no, it's also funny to think that if she had locked the door, locked them in, that she wouldn't like that Natalia would just keep tugging instead of trying to unlock it, you know?

that she wouldn't like that Natalia would just keep tugging instead of trying to unlock it, you know. Oh god, well it's funny because they can't get they can't open a door and the captain's is juxtaposed with the captain talking about how difficult this is and how much concentration it takes. I'm like, have you opened the door? So now we get drama music and she's like it's the first stacking you Sunul Marina. I don't want a bastard to come out of the water and hit somebody on the head and then you never know a twister could fall. And they're playing like the music from Halloween, playing horror music like. And then it's like, okay, well done team. That was great.

Yeah, they get it in there. And then the gig, one of the guys goes, they need a valet, that'll break these boats in. I'm like, yeah, the valet is Captain Sandy. That's the person doing it. So literally the person hired to drive. Yeah, so I'm just like so mean, I'm not mean, but I'm just like anything you say, I'm gonna come down on, okay?

So then all the crew, it's all crew, get into your whites and they all line up and now it's time for everyone to say goodbye to the crew. And then Billy, this asshole Billy goes, Chef, you're incredible. I have never had better food in my whole life. I'm like, no, you actually complained literally and sent back the food

like three times on the first day. Yeah. He's like, but that crew guy is you just didn't feel connected. I mean, it took some time to get the toys out, you know, after the boat tipped over, that was crazy to wait so long. Okay, bon voyage, losers. Hi. But he actually tipped really well.

He took 27 grand. Yeah, he's one of those people who's like, I will treat you terribly, but then you can't make fun of me because I'm going to tip really well. Yeah. So he tipped really well on the captain, you know, they sit down for tip meeting and she said, Shitty S. Salon, I hear that. Yeah, it's not great. And she's like, I just want to say congrats, you know, because the boat malfunction, but we pulled that off. And you know, the interior carried us, okay, and chef, you're amazing, okay, minus that sentiment stick. So, okay, now on deck, we definitely have some training to do there. Am I right? Can someone train storm how to use a razor? Because I can't stop thinking he's

trying to win Mario Kart. It disappointed someone. Anyone, really, please. So they get their tip, which is like 2400 per person. And now it's time to clean and cleaning, cleaning, cleaning, cleaning, cleaning, and Z is like, Hey, Storm, you smell like a dog, grue, and he's like, oh, smell, yes, like a dog. What's up, dog? I don't know what I mean that was so then You not get the joke no

What is up dog? What's up dog? But what does he say you smell like up dog? Oh, what's up? Come on guys. Come on. Wow. And I love a dad joke. Can't believe I missed that. So chef and Natasha see each other in the hall. And she's like, I can't help it.

Oh my God, what has been happening with the chef? I know. So now they get dressed to go out. Kyle is wearing like satin sheets from like lins and things. And then Jason is wearing a, he's wearing a blouse, an actual blouse. And then Reagan's in, she's, Reagan is like doubling down on witness protection.

Sort of vibe, she's in like a little white dress with her wig or so, definitely giving sort of like a, I'm here to assassinate someone, and then you'll never see me again. And she's like, look at me getting ready, I love to to assassinate someone and you'll never see me again. And she's like, look at me getting ready. I love to go out, just get ready. You know, that crazy side comes from my mom because when I turned 18, we decided to get drunk together. You know, so some night she gets a drunk eye to carry your home. And then sometimes I get a drunk she has to carry me home. It's supposed to be a happy story, but it's turning into quite a

drama, isn't it? So it's supposed to be good. That sounds terrible. I know. I was like, this does not give me a lot of confidence in your professionalism. So then your moms, hey, bring your mom on here so I can fire her to you. Yeah. So then in one van, it's Kyle and the ladies and they're playing never have I ever. So Kyle's like never have I ever at least since I came out last year banged to crew members of the same boat and they're like ahhh and Natasha's like then I tried the last boat with my ex and then I ended up with another guy in the end I'm not name names but I will say that one of the names does rhyme with Dave oh I'll tell you this much he was bullied

Okay, it's the only can Tom giving We're supposed to get our And the other car the guys like hey are you with Natasha and he's like no, no, who who? Natasha they're care you are you with Natasha? And he's like, no, no, who? Who? Natasha? No, care. Are you with her? He's like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, just no to five weeks. We knew each other on a chada. Oh, my God. Go on, go on. He's acting like he's on the stand, you know? I know. Who cares? Yeah. So then they go to a restaurant and Kyle says, Kyle, this is so random. Kyle turns to storm. And he's like, so since you join the bow,

and then Natalia goes, yes, since you join the bow, I've actually been really upsetting. I didn't finish my sentence. She always deals with my thunder. And I love how I was like, is this a thing? Does Natalia steal other people's sentences? She's annoying as hell for sure. Yes, Norma's like, God, I just get lost in a god damn eyes.

I gotta think for Rosie's man. And then she's like, oh yeah, you got the old things. What about all these, you've tepets in the middle of the night and don't remember the next morning? Yeah. for Orsay's man and then she's like oh yeah got them for Orsay's what about Orsay's who teptips in the middle of the night don't remember the next morning. Yeah. So they've got like that crazy energy and she tells us yes don't Scott this froggy power of it how much hot look to him or mean to it but it's must just gotta go, gotta go. And so Natalia is, Natalia's like they're the cheers and Natalia's talking about how everyone looks

and she's like, you know what I like? I like that Reagan. She sort of has that Kim Impossible Spagel vibe. I'm like, girl, it's Kim possible, right? Not Kim Impossible. Because why do you say the impossible part of the whole part is that it's supposed to be Kim possible? That's the word play there Natalia.

Well maybe her original name is Kim M. You never know. Well now I'm with you up because what it's Kim possible not Kim impossible. You got it all wrong Regan. So Kim, if I was a different father, I'd scout a pig pan, hippie lived in Bali for a week got a man bum bar going on there just in. How Kim. How can we possible, Spargo, cat woman, Veronica? And they're like, okay, well, then what's your vibe? She's, oh, I love it. Someone tell me my phone. And Reagan's like, I don't know, like cat girl space, spice girl vibe.

So it's like, you can't just repeat what she just said. Yeah. girl vibes. You can't just repeat what she just said. So Reagan and Natasha go off to the bathroom and then Natalia is talking to Dave and she's like, wait, think that you're in a couple and Dave's like, well, if we were in a couple, we'd be in a couple and I say this is someone who was raised in a neighborhood with a car files. But you're in the cabin together and you work together and we think you're all right, go out. We think you're wrong. You're wrong. Are you sure not long because you're crying? Hey, mine's in there. I'm not Shakespeare. It's my vibe.

You're sure not lying, crying? Crying, crying. About the protest in that town, however. Flying, that's another rhyme, huh? So then Reagan and Natasha are walking the bathrooms, and Reagan's like, so stormy since most experienced. And Natasha's like,

in what? And she's like, y'all tan, I was like, wait, what? Storm was like the most capable person we saw today. Yeah, that's not what she was saying. Oh, was she being sarcastic? Oh no, I thought she was saying, like yeah,

he's the most experienced, right? No, she said, so Storm isn't the most experienced. Oh, I thought she was saying he is the most experienced. Wow, what an asshole. Now I don't remember, now I'm like, maybe she said is. Well, I feel like you get it right more than me. I get them all all the time. I don't know, but I've barely listened. And this one, I was like, now. I'm like maybe she said is I feel like you get it right more than me I get them all the time I don't know I really listen and this one I was like why am I still typing so then back at the table

And I thought he's like oh my god Get it kid that he's like well if I want he's like all right Listen, I want it to happen, but it isn't happened and he's all sad So the producers like well at first you claimed you're just friends What are you not telling us and he's like oh my god scratching my head? Oh no, no, I can't talk about that I can't do it. Oh, I can't know. Fuck it. My last boat. We had this connection and that's when we got together And then Tasha asked me to keep it secret because she was still with a boyfriend But then they broke up but then they won't get known But now struggling to keep it secret because it's really difficult. Oh my god, shut up. How old are you? How

old are you? And this was already a storyline with Malia and Adam. I don't need this again. Yeah. No one, this is, yeah, there's, this is literally a secret that no one cares about. So now Natasha and Regan are back and Natalia's like, I think that there's genuine feelings for you, so I'm crying. Why? Anymore rights? Shakespeare. You hear the head of you? Ramia, Ramia, where for right? My friend, Friars, Mariah.

Yeah. That's there. All the words of stage. All the men and women merely play as they have the exits and the entrances. And on top of that, some of them live really close. They're the other like people in Sydney and people in Toronto. Boys, boys, bubbles and boils. Alright, just finish it. I don't really know much Shakespeare.

So Natasha comes back and she's just like genuine feelings and Natasha's like, what's she doing? I made it clear, I don't want anyone to know. It's only about half time before we hear is everybody that we hooked up during a course for my childhood. So ridiculous. Really?

No one could tell when you were like, I'll think with him. And I like hugging him and slinking around him all day long. Yeah, and he was bringing you coffee in the morning. Come on. Yeah, seriously. So that is below deck Mediterranean. Thanks so much for being here with us guys.

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