Watch What Crappens - Below Deck Med: You Got Honay Iced!

Episode Date: June 9, 2020

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a great resume that was probably all false and she didn't know how to cook a thing. And now we have Lara, who, wow, a lot of attitude from Lara. A lot. Yeah, Lara came to play. Dang. So we're still on the first night of Charter, where we left off last weekend in a little snit

between Hannah and Laura. And Hannah's like, Lera, just wanna ask you something, if you can acknowledge me, that would be great. And Laura's like, yes, that's what I'm doing. No, but on me, I would appreciate it if you actually said something back to me. Oh, whatever, whatever. Oh, really? You don't have time to say okay to your chief Steve?

No, no. I would start showing a little respect if I were you. And so, so basically Laura, she is just kind of ignoring Hannah and the other thing that she does a lot I don't know if you noticed that she says okay, okay, like there's like trippy but dismissive okay Okay, you can tell that Laura's been in tons of arguments in her life because she does everything to rally you up in an argument She dismisses she's dismissive. She's like, oh, whatever, whatever. And then she just says, okay, okay, okay. And then she does the thing where she goes,

I'm saying comb because this is how I do. I say comb and you get some mad. Why are you so mad when I'm so comb? She has like deep, deep reservoirs of entitlement that really power her through all the arguments because she not only thinks she's right, she just knows she's right. So she doesn't even bother getting mad because it's like there's literally no point to get mad because she's just so right. And that's like that's like like her mindset, you know, and so she's just like, yes, okay, okay, whatever, okay.

Yeah. So a little later, Chris, the guest Chris is searching the boat for something. I don't know. And Laura is bringing in a tray of empty glasses. Hannah passes her in the hallway. And she says, you can just knock off name and start it six tomorrow. And she's like, also, plan a change again. And she's like, yes, it has. Or are you sure this time? She's like, 100% honnay. And I was like, if you want to play that game, honnay, on what's better at it than you are, honnay. Hanna is in full like, like, like, code red, honnay,

this entire episode. Yeah. She has just been fully activated. Her eyes are going to pop out. She's in full fully activated. Her eyes are gonna pop out. She's in full on honey eyes. So she goes to bits to Jess and she's like, I'll just knock her off. She can do breakfast sit-up and Jess is like,

oh, I really don't want to be on her by outside. Oh, 64, 64. Oh, I keep forgetting we're not playing Bingo. And then Chris is playing with the other gas. He's like Let's play rock people sisters with it. We're gonna lose this kind of drink. Yeah, I gotta check This is how rich people live to I mean come on I'm gonna be rich drinking games. Yeah, yeah, I close up one of being rich if you're just gonna play my uncle's fucking back Your drinking game. What's the difference?

And then we get a shot of Alex trying to get into bed because he's bunking over Peter, the unit and he's like trying to get into bed and just completely like collapses and falls and is like, you know, maybe might cause one to have some concerns about the agility and dexterity of the deck crew, you know. Then we go to Malia's room and she's on the phone gossiping with her boyfriend. She's like, I don't know. My name is weird and deck. Like, I mean, one of the guys is nice, but he's really quiet.

She's talking about the, you know, the zombie guy from Game of Thrones. Rob. Yeah. And there's already like bromance is forming. And her boyfriend goes, that's not good. She goes, yeah Yeah, makes me nervous Yeah, and then we go back to Pete now, Alex's room and Pete's like hey You want to see my wants to hide in my dog you want to say out of my dog and then you know Alex is expecting like a picture of the dog on the phone

Whatever but he like actually has the dogs ashes in his like keychain or something and just holds the ashes up And he's like I brought my dog on this trip. That is so unit. That's so unit. Yeah So you know, bro and they just crack up bro laughing. I'm impressed it wasn't his nuts that he whipped out Yeah, so you know, they did better than I thought So Hannah's in the in the gallery and she's like, Oh, honey, I can't believe it's the, it's only day one of Chata one and Kiko's like, And I gave everyone in the crew! I keep going! Cheek-cup-y, cheek-cup-y!

Hannah's like, good for you, honey, cry-cry. So then they're still playing rock paper scissors upstairs. And Hannah tells Jessica, My, she's like, Nampy, she would have prior, or tell us, breakfast service over anything else. All right, so now it's the next morning and everyone's waking up and Lara is very excited because she can do service without a hand on around. So theoretically you think this is when Lara is going to like excel and kick it out the park, you know, because or hit it out the park because she was

You know, she was formally a first two on 45 different vessels So we think this is gonna be your moment to shine And believe it's like captain captain anchor is ready. Oh, you can start hollin Then we get Laura setting up breakfast interior interior fresh squeezed oranges to the bridge, please And Laura's like, oh fresh orange I hate these things I hate doing these things And so Jessica the third suit is stuck with this juicer and she's like I'm a quarter Japanese and my Japanese grandma would always tell me whatever you do you do what the best you can

But this juicer's a beast. I was like I was wondering where you're going with that because I was like how are we relating this juicer to your ethnic heritage? Okay, I guess we sort of got there You sort of not also every grandmother said that but it's called the learn about you. It's called learn about you Yeah, this juicer is a beast. Can we just buy it in a jog? Which, you know, can't really argue with that. I feel like that juicer is going to be an ongoing joke this season because they cut back to that juicer a million times. It's going to be like Jessica's nemesis.

It's going to be like the fridge for Ellen Burson and Requiem for a dream. She's just going to be seeing that juicer in her, you know, in her nightmares. Yeah, that juicer. I wonder if it's just the same juicer from regular below deck that they sent over here, because everyone's like the juicer that traumatizes everybody that comes near it. And why is it, why is it so traumatizing? I mean, all you do is you just cut an orange and just put it on top and push down, right? No, you know, juicing always looks easy until you're juicing. I went on the juice diet one time and I was like, fuck this.

Oh my god, it's terrible. You're like taking out garbage bags full of pulp. It's like, jeez. I mean, it's annoying, but yes, yes. I know what you're saying. So Jess, and also it's just at work, you know, everything sucks when you're actually at work. It's like, oh, Jackins, folding napkins, oh, so hard.

It's like it's not hard, but yeah. Yeah, that's pretty much me with any sort of responsibility. I'm like, oh, mom. Yeah, me too. So Kiko is in the kitchen. He's like, American fluffy pancakes. Make people so happy.

I love making the pancakes. I have a question to our international listeners. Our pancakes are sort of like the butt of the world's breakfast foods? Because this is now like, there's last year when Milos was like, fine, I make American pancakes. I'm like, I'm not feeling any sort of way. I'm just curious. Have we just always been like, oh pancakes and everyone's like, oh look, American pancakes. Look at American with her 5,000 calorie breakfast.

Yeah, like a wheat or are you guys laughing at us? Yes, of course. So the captain comes up to Kiko and she's like, morning, how are you doing? Did you get some rest? And he's like, uh, I guess, she goes, I guess means to know, okay, you need a hug nap, right? I'm gonna hug you. I'm gonna hug you in the form of a nap a five-second nap right five second nap also where's that juice I'm getting a little thirsty I will also require a very brown toast and I'm gonna transition on to cereal this season because I saw the captain lead loves it so yeah where did yeah she totally did transition to cereal check amiss cereal'm a cereal leader now.

That means a more serious disease and got it. So one thing that's happening is that the guests are sitting around and first of all, they are sort of serving themselves a little bit. They're like passing around a tray, which is a no-no. And second of all, they want to order eggs, but no one has asked them about the eggs. Lara hasn't, so they're like, has anyone asked the guests about the eggs and Lara is like

They're waiting up on the juice. Everyone knows you cannot order eggs without the juice I'm going to ask them now once I have the juice for them and he's like scrambling There's so many kinds of egg you need to ask them the kind of egg and I mean that the most loving way Oh fluffy pancake and she's, I'm waiting for the juice. You know, I argue a lot. No, no, I find myself in a conflict, conflicting situations. I want to be a lawyer because I like to defend people and I always seem to be winning all the time, but instead of being lawyer, am here cleaning cabins so there's that. So she offers the mechs and they give her the order and she comes down and she's like,

well they want to over easy and he's like, over easy and that means she goes, I don't know I'm not the chef. He goes like, oh, oh. He's like, I, oh. He's like, oh, I'm smiling anyway. And Jessica's like, what the fuck? She goes, I think it's a fried egg with some yolk, I think. Like maybe some runnydance of a yolk. And he's like, okay, yeah.

Meanwhile downstairs in the crew mess, Pete is, you know, Pete is like kind of hot for a lera. And he still doesn't know if her name is Lara or Lana or Lana. And I'm like, hmm, dude, like this is bad. That you're two days living in the same space with someone he still don't know her name. Like that, like put a little effort into this.

I'm sure her name is written somewhere on some wall or just like ask a producer. Yeah, they're terrible, those guys. Below that guys, always terrible. So you know, it's like, yeah, they're terrible those guys below deck guys always terrible. Yeah, so you know, it's like yeah They're a land I like land because that name's so fucking hot and Lee is like oh my god So then upstairs ski because like okay, dude a sunny side-up and Lara leaves with them and Chris Chris and the guys are ready to go Chris loves some fast service in between his games of rock paper scissors He's like yeah, it's gonna come fast. This should have been faster

So he's ready to go and they're like dude wait for the eggs okay, bro Because the eggs are just sitting there Kiko made the eggs and Laura's nowhere to be found right so And Kiko's getting mad so the thing is that she went to do the cabins She's like doing past like recive work where she doesn't went to do the cabins. She's like doing past aggressive work where she doesn't want to do the cabins, but she's going to do them to show like, oh, how disorganized Hannah is in ordering things around. So she's going to sort of create chaos that way. So Jessica's like, yeah, you need to help me. And Laura's like, but the cabins, they need to be done.

And since I'm doing breakfast, you could do cabins. And Jessica's like, no, we're both doing breakfast. And Laura's like, but the sheet, if you read the directions, one dose doing breakfast, you could do cabins. And just like, no, we're both doing breakfast. And Laura's like, but the shit, if you read the directions, one does a breakfast and the other doing cabins. You want to read, you want to read. She's like, I can read. What are my 52 jobs before coming here?

Was being a professional reader to seals, okay? So I can read. The attitude is unnecessary. He's like, oh my God, they're just fighting. You need much more days to be that kind of mean, huh? Yeah So, um, so now Jess is telling Laura that she to go do the cab, but I guess they got the eggs out of whatever So she's telling her to do the cab and the lot of us like, I don't want to be passed around Come down please when you speak out of me. Yeah, the the always handy come down come down

Please when you speak calm calm become why are you so angry lady with lots of eyeliner? Why? Funny how Laura does not want to be bossed around from a third stew and yet is totally unwilling to take directions from Hannah their boss. Yeah, so then Malia is talking to Rob and their bus. Yeah. So then Malia is talking to Rob and Rob the girl and she's like so Rob, do you miss being home? Like did modeling get you out of the house a lot and stuff? And he's like, yeah, someone helped me actually. Back when I was home I was being not here. I used to transport illegal things to the airport to get my mom into rehabilitation. I, okay.

What? Wait, I didn't see that coming. It was like a full-on order confessional. What the hell? Yeah, and he was like, oh, well, and so, and how's your mom? And he's, you know, he's like, my mom died of liver failure nine years ago. We celebrated in alcoholic with lots of alcohol.

She would have loved that joke. She's like, okay, glad we had this talk. It never can ask you anything ever again, okay. Just like, all right, yes. That was a great joke. You know, you really should have gone to stand up instead of, you know, drug running. Anyway, see you up on deck. But gone to stand up instead of you know drug running anyway see up on deck

But I am standing up get it Alright sandy sandy to no one in particular our ETA is 20 minutes so dolphins get out of the way because sandy's coming in Working working everybody is working So Malia's like water okay guys wait wait to put out that jumpy square thing Okay, there is a word for it But I don't remember it right now in this recap So just hold off on that because we have to get the tender out first, okay? And you know it's like hey, we're just gonna push this over the side to it

Yeah Yeah, I'm gonna treat this over the side to it Yeah Yeah, I'm gonna treat this like I treat any bitch in my bed go off the side and get out of my face Yeah, so then Hannah's talking to Kiko. She's like, how are you doing cheeks? He's like, I think the service is You and me and Jessica because just a tip because this morning I asked what is over ECX and this girl tell me I'm not the chef and Hannah goes oh Alrighty then we'll keep her on cabins in laundry then I've got the chef on my sword. I'm nearly this one without even drawing Yeah, and so they're like laughing, but the thing is that Laura is nearby and she's over showing it all so Laura's just getting You know pissyier and pissier.

So then, meanwhile, outside, the deck hands are hauling some sort of like heavy thing. And Malia's like, got it, but the pizza, oh, I got it. I got it. And she's like, no, I can do it. He's like, I got it. I got it. Like this, of course, condescending.

Yeah. Dushbag. Yeah. She's like, I'm not as weak as I look. He's like, condescending. Yeah. Dushbag. Yeah. She's like, I'm not a sweet guy. Look, he's like, I got it. So then Chris peeks into the kitchen to check on things he sees Jessica.

He's like, you OK? And she's like, oh, got carrot in my eye. Ha ha ha ha know. Don't know how I got carried in my eye, but it's there It's there. I guess I have to abandon my dream of going back to my favorite job being an ophthalmologist assistant I'm like all right. I want to explain the ice game to you. It's like um smear enough ice. What is that? We put it in stuff for opening. And then if you get the smearing off eyes, you got to chug it. You got to chug the eyes. Great game.

How are these people, Rich? I'm going to ask that in every scene that they're on. I think I, I feel like I vaguely heard of that game before. I feel like it's something that people do, do. But I can't really remember where I've heard it. And if it was a thing, I think I clearly blocked it out. It's like one of the useful things my brain has done for me. It's say, you know what, Ben,

you don't really need to retain that information about the ice game. We'll just erase that for you. But I like that it's buried somewhere in you. Like one day it's just gonna come out and retraumatize you. It's like, what am I always getting those smearing off eyes? What with me?

Probably, you know what I'm saying. You know, it's like why are we getting the smear not eyes? What with me Probably you know, so Kiko tells him that they're gonna be making pae up for lunch and care and some carrot cake for the birthday girl And he's like all right. I'm at all right. So then Malia is Is helping them get something in the water and she's like I don't want her to slide off the track guys And they're just like pushing it pushing it. Oh my god. It's true so you guys. Yeah. Yeah. True. So you guys getting pushed into the water. So then Hannah goes up to Jess and she's like talking, asking Jess about how Lara was and just like oh my god. I, yeah I definitely got into it with Lara and how's like oh you you and her go into it, tell me more.

My honey eyes are opening up and she's like, I mean, I don't even know how you get into it with Kiko. I mean, look at this guy and they just got to Kiko and he's just like shredding carrots. And he goes, fuck you, Caddy. He's like smiling so happily, cursing and smiling. Like, I'm Kiko. happily cursing and smiling like I'm Geekle. So the deckhands are putting out the jet ski and Malia's you know just tells them stay away from shore and the captain goes Malia. I went every toy

in the water at all times. All right. I want it to look like the most fun yacht in the ocean every single time. What a nightmare that they have to put out those toys every single time and they're only gonna like hop on the jet ski and slide on the slide for like five seconds. The most funnest yard in all of the Mediterranean. Sandy town. Yeah, so Jess is going around hiding smear enough icees and clothes and Hannah goes to Laura. She's like, do you know how much water there is, honey? She might go into check for me and she's like, um, okay, yep, okay. Yeah, well, because she's like, honey, do you know what I'll start, what I'll talk is for water and

Laura goes, I mean, they're gaffed, because, no, no, how much is there? She goes, no, well, honey, do you mind checking for me? She goes, yep. And so she walks away and Hannah's there, she goes, no. Well, honey, do you mind checking for me? She goes, yep. And so she walks away and has like, well apart from Lara's shit attitude, she doesn't seem very stupid to see. I mean, the stupidest takes initiative and hooks up with any passenger. You know what I'm saying?

And she's not doing that at all. And she doesn't even know where the smear on Flices. Yeah. So then Jess is talking to Alex in the crew message. She's like, oh my god, oh no, in the kitchen, I guess. She's like, oh my god, I haven't even seen you. This is like crazy, service sucks. How's it going down there?

And Alex is looking for the garbage disposal, I think. Is somebody's looking for? He's like, hey, where is this thing? And Kiko goes, it's master beta, huh? Master beta? And Alex is like, yo, yo, yo, it ain't called the master beta, huh master beta and I was like yo yo yo I didn't call the masturbator, all right, but I think it's close to it He's like what do you like the masturbator?

Baiting not just hilarious and then they just cut the jazz at the juicer I don't know why they just show her being Just like juice saying it's probably the still is still the same couple of juice And oh she finally got to the halfway point. She's like all right one moment. Where they still can't have the eggs yet So Laura Laura has actually gotten lost on the boat. This is so good So Hannah finds Laura and she takes her down to this little cross space that you have to go into to get the water Hannah finds Lara and she takes her down to this little cross space that you have to go into to get the water. She goes, they're walking up to her and Hannah goes, this is where I'm going to store your

body. She goes, what? And she goes, so this is the little tour where you go. Did you get through here? And Lara goes, ah, no, I did not. It's the first time I see this. So how am I going to go here to the fridge? And it has like, you can't. She's like, is the first time I see this, so how am I going to go here to the fridge? And it has like, you can't?

She's like, is the first time I see this place? So you can, so can you show me if you don't mind? She goes, I go now, you can check, I don't know. And she just walks off and Hannah's like, excuse me, Lara. Lara. And Lara's like, oh, fucking god damn it. OK, OK, show me then. OK, OK. And of course, the god damn it. Okay. Okay, show me then. Okay, okay.

And of course the unit's there. He's like, want me to get it, ladies? Yeah, I'll get it. What you need, ladies? Yeah. I love that Laura needs like a tutorial on how to like walk through a door and look for a fridge. Like, I don't know.

I don't know what to do. And this is my first time seeing the door. So can you show me how to go to the door? Yeah. It's like, you didn't know what to do and this is my first time seeing the door so can you show me how to go to door? I It's like you didn't know how to go to the door. No, if I know what to go to door, go to door But it's my first time can you show me please? So my parents always thought me to stand up for myself I was sent to principle because I wouldn't take the authority of the teachers is in my genes

of the teachers, he's seen my jeans. I was born genetically to wait for other people to show me how to go through the door to look around for a figure. So then Jessica and Hannah are talking later and she's like, you could darling. And Hannah's like, well, I don't know what game she's playing, but she is going to lose the game. We're applying the settlers of honey and she is asking lose the game, huh? Mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm on I and Laura's right behind Hannah, which thank God Hannah doesn't say anything Too bad. Yes. She's just like look. I'm not even a co-dependent person, but when you leave I'm like come back So and then she sees Laura there and then she she's caught off guard. So Hannah just that? It's time for commercial.

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Let's take off with Tamela Plane. She ain't no shrinking Violet Coochar! We love you guys! Um, so now, hey, you know what I love? God, I love that banana. Let's put it in the water. So, it's banana boat time, first one of the season. And, for some reason, we have this scene of Malia

telling Pete this is a very dangerous piece of machinery. It has to go on low speed only. And I guess maybe the implication is that later on when they're on it he's going fast but there wasn't really any payoff on that. So I was like expecting some sort of disaster with the banana. Yeah you never know. Maybe a later in the season. You haven't know this show. A lot of pictures. So the captain goes down and Laura's eating lunch in the galley in the in the mess. And captain's like, so you end service at all. But you'd like to be though, right? Okay, have you told Hannah that that you'd like to be on service? And she's like, well, she said we are going to rotate., oh great. I'd love for it. You know what I love to rotate a lazy Susan

But you know what we don't have lazy people so we said we caught a motivated Susan on this ship Am I right? You know we had a lazy Susan one time and I said you're lazy You don't belong here. I'm making you the captain of your own ship Okay, then I supported her all the way at the top You know what we had a lazy Susan turns out she just needed an apps. We put her in bed came out and guess what she served everyone She was great, but you know what suddenly Susan. Yeah, suddenly Susan. That's got a ring to it. Got a sitcom had huge eyebrows got rid of them Totally got rid of them got rid of her lazy brows So Lara saying saying like,

So, okay. So how's everything outside with the guests? Cause I, I unfortunately cannot see them. Cause I'm in the cabbages. Do I go to work? I'm a little Cinderella. I'm never outside. That only undercroll space.

I've bought because I'm never the city such shy. I'm sorry that you have to see me with all these ashes on my face and elbows I was crying around looking for me I would like to hear your answer but first I would like to say there is a castle on the cloud there I got sick you know you know, you know, you're allowed outside don't you? Okay, you know, and I'm excited to see outside because I'm I'll see your service which I'm real excited to see

Okay, because you have a lot of experience. I've read the lies that you printed on paper. They were very very very convincing So now Kiko is starting to work on his pae and he's like, cause they're all like swimming around and having fun. And so he's like, well, the pae is gonna take 30 minutes to cook and he goes, but he's like, you know, I keep going. I'm ready to complain about the timing and the taste. I'm making Kiko sound exactly like Laura. I realize this is very difficult

cause they both have chirpy voices in a sense. So anyway 1 p.m. Kiko starts to cook for lunch. Yeah and he's like by a thick s a thime. So the captain's like all right guess what time it is now slide slide time. Like God could the captain just go watch some Netflix? Like get out of everybody's bonnet lady, okay? Yes. So then the the the de crew like Malia calls like a little meeting and she hasn't gathered around and pizza like what would you like master and Malia's like, uh, not master. Malia's fine. He's all right. Malia master Malia. She's like, sorry, this is a bad look. Yes. I mean, who would

expect it from a guy who calls himself the year-min? Really? Who would? Somally it's like, okay, look, toys out and help us out for the beginning, Pete. Okay, sorry. And by the way, it's a pet peeve if I'm talking to you and you're walking away. Thanks. Yeah.

Oh, you know what another pet peeve of mine is? Is that when I'm talking and you suddenly develop Roy Scheider face? Yeah, that is a big pet peeve for me because it makes me think there's a big shark out there. So she's like, yeah, you know, if a girl is direct, she's a bitch, but if a guy is direct, he's a good leader, you know, and I'm not going to be nice for much longer. I'll tell you that. So then they invite the slide and get it out.

And the captain, the captain, of course, isn't someone else's business. It's the guests, the guests are sitting down to eat and the captain's like, wow, smells good, huh? Yeah, yeah, and they sit down, it's 134, okay. So they're sitting there and Chris is like, man, Chris is the primary, he's like, when I had those two bites of bread last night,

I just kept on farting and then he had just like, like, I didn't wanna hear a lot of some more bread. Anyone want some fart bread anyone wants some fat bread anyone Little fat bread a little teeth Bob bread anyone Bob bread so now there he's like yay. I wish lunch was quicker there So Laura is cleaning and then Hannah comes in cuz she's cleaning the mess and Hannah comes in she goes you don't need to do that the dick crew does that

I don't need to upstairs and there's like eat these reading on board that the deck creeper says that, I don't need to upstairs and there's like it is written on board, she's like, um, okay, well you don't need to do that, the deck creeper says that, alright? Of course, so I'm interrupting this now to come start something else. No, you're not interrupting, you're doing that anymore, you're not interrupting anything, not doing that anymore. You're not interrupting that, you're not interrupting, you're not interrupting, you're not interrupting, you're not interrupting, you're not interrupting, you're not interrupting, you're not interrupting, you're not interrupting, you're not interrupting, you're not interrupting, you're not interrupting, you're late, it's a little late, you're all dead, look, it's his Hannah, Hannah says,

two crumas! Go into laundry, go into laundry! No, no, you don't order me anything. Yes, I do, it's my job, honey. Follow your instructions, following your instructions. Go into laundry, honey, go into laundry. No, no no you found it on one dude. I will This is more than what I found which was not a refrigerator in cross space. Oh no trust me. You have them

The guest or the guest are all pissed upstairs and the unit is listening to the cat fighting And Hannah's like, guys, she's laundry In my own time I stop okay So she goes we collaborate or it doesn't the work and she tries to move past Hannah like push her out of the way and I guess lady Do not touch my yeah double fingers pointing in her face she has she literally this was like we never knew there was this other cheer beyond honey like I thought honey was you know I thought

it was honey then honey and then that was it I did not know that you can go from honey to lady lady that was new Liday don't touch me that double finger like she was about to do like the Out of this world stop time thing like it seems like touch these fingers time is gonna stop Liday you do you want me to stop time right now cuz I might not on stop it. I'm stopping time Liday So we go to commercial and we come back with lighty. Lighty. And the unit's like there's a huge cat fight going on.

Yeah. And there's like I'm being polite and she goes, oh this is you being polite, honey. Plot of tranquil. This is how we live by light. Plot of tranquil. Do you mind, huh? Oh, do you mind, Oh, do mind, huh? Calm down, calm, it's all good, calm.

She goes to what I am stressed out because this is a very big bit that I'm in charge of. Also, maybe it's not the job for you, it's all good, it's all good, how does it look? She is like, her fingers are like shaking right close to each other, Hannah's like, she is like, her fingers are like shaking right close to she's like, right. So Hannah just storms off and Laura's like, okay, hot. Yeah, I'm going to fucking punch that bitch in a minute. Lighty, that's raw, I'm in Lighty mode now. So she does yoga breaths with Jess and And then the guests got their food and

they're really enjoying it. Because it's our late. Yeah, he's like, yeah, absolutely quicker. God, that's crazy. I would be pissed if I waited an hour for my, I'm sorry. Yeah. So then Malia is squeegee-bopping with Alex. And she's like, so how's it going? Alex, please don't tell me that you had to smuggle things to get your mom to rehab because I'm really not in the place for that right now. He's like, no, look, I'm just here to do whatever you want. He's like, you know what, you know, growing up,

I live with my mom. I live with my mom. My mom was basically my mom and my dad. I growin' up. She basically was like, she was like, just like, just like, just like, just like, just like, just like, just like, just like, just like, just like, just like, just like, just like, just like, just like, just like, just like, just like, just like, just like, just like, just like, just like, just like, just like, just like, just like, just like, just like, just like, just like, just like, just like, up she basically was like she was like Jacelle and Tom Brady you know I'm saying basically you know we had to play

you know she would I have memories of being in the driveway and she would set up all the hockey pucks she'd hit the hockey pucks that me not try to hit them back and I'd be like that's you're wicked good at that mom and she'd always be like you're doing great you're doing great Alex you're doing great Alex well you know I'm just trying to learn to be a girl on a team of boys like you're one of the boys here's a hot here's a puck He's like, you're one of the boys. He's a hot, he's a pucks. He's like, ow!

Alright, we'll work on that. But you're one of the boys, Malia. And then we get a shot of unit getting out of bed with the boner. So there was that. Yeah. The boner shot, guys. Classic boner shot. I didn't...

Hannah goes up to Lara because Lara, aka lady. I'm not gonna do this with you all, so, and if your boss comes and asks you to do, and it goes up to Lara because Lara, aka lady, I'm not gonna do this with you all season if your boss comes and asks you to do inter-laundry, you come into laundry, okay? Yes, but you're so impolite when you talk to me, speak to me. I love you all with me, honey. I haven't done anything bad to you since day one. Oh really? The R rolls and everything?

Oh, it's a misunderstanding. There's no point in carrying on with this. Now tell me, where is the food reader? Hannah walks off the march, just keeps talking to herself. Yeah, she's like, yeah, she's like, this is something personal, so I can't change that. It's a small case, it's a sleep well and I,

it's simple, it's easy, okay? You know, I have like a girl, I've got jeans so I can't change that. It's a model, it's a sleeper, it's easy, okay. You know, I have a grouper, I've got jeans, I don't know. Have you ever walked in your hands and knees just to find some water for someone? So the captain checks in on the gas and because she's always there, she's just always fucking there now. She's that little email thing that whenever you go

to a news site and it's like, sign up for our email newsletter. It's like captain say every time you enter a new site and it's like sign up for our email newsletter It's like captain Sandy every time you enter a new room. It's like hey everything is okay. Want to sign up for a subscription list? No, she's the cookie warning. She's the one that's like hey, just you know this website uses cookies. Are you okay? Except you're not okay. Yeah, they're great cookies. Okay, Kiko, can we get one of those cookies? They are okay with it. You put a tick on them. So the cat, she tells Kiko, look, they said they really like

your food so bravo, bravo. Just pick up the pace. Okay, because they want things faster. Lighty, lighty Hannah, lighty, lighty Hannah, can you clear the FDEC table, please? Thank you very much. Thank you. So then Alex and the unit are hanging out and Alex is like, uh, so we was able to pass out, bro, and he's like, almost, but there was an argument with Hannah and Lada, Lada, Lada, Lada, Lada, Lada, Lada, Lada, Lada, Lada, Lada, Lada, Lada, Lada, Lada, Lada, Lada, Lada, Lada, Lada, Lada, Lada, Lada, Lada, Lada, Lada, Lada, Lada, Lada, Lada, Lada, Lada, Lada, Lada, Lada, Lada, Lada, Lada, Lada, Lada, Lada, Lada, Lada, Lada, Lada, Lada, Lada, Lada, Lada, Lada, Lada, Lada, Lada, Lada, Lada, Lada, Lada, Lada, Lada, Lada, Lada, Lada, Lada, Lada, Lada, Lada, Lada, Lada, Lada, Lada, Lada, Lada, Lada, Lada, Lada, Lada, Lada, Lada, Lada, Lada, Lada, Lada, Lada, Lada, Lada, Lada, Lada, Lada, Lada, Lada, Lada, Lada, Lada, Lada, Lada, Lada, Lada, Lada, Lada, Lada, Lada, Lada, Lada, Lada, Lada, Lada, Lada, Lada, Lada, Lada, Lada, Lada, Lada, Lada, Lada, Lada, Lada later Laka just can't get this Lala lobster lobster lobster Princess Leia

La Lombada Yeah, I think it's either Lara or Lanna and he's like I'm going with Lanna because it's hot. Yeah, what a hot name Lanna. Yeah, what a hot name, Lana. Yeah. Or you could just ask her or ask anyone and like give her the respect of calling her by her name. Yeah. So then Jess, what are they doing? What do I say? Damn, I say, oh yeah, Jess, the guest, Jess gets iced. She finds a smile on her face and she's like, so Rob is like, I've never, ever heard of getting iced before. I've heard of getting buffaloed. When someone yells buffalo, you have to drink.

And you consciously drink out of your left hand because after a third time, you were like, fuck that shit. But I like it. Ice, ice baby. Get it. Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho. I think back in those times when I was drinking a beer out of my right hand and someone said Buffalo and I just I lose myself in laughter. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, Lara still isn't her day closed, she hasn't

changed and the music just stops. And it's like, God damn it! Yeah. And then, um, Jess has to get something from the pantry and she's like, um, like, what the fuck is a pantry? Like, I mean, I know what a pantry is, but like, I, I mean, like, I don't know what a pantry, like, okay, like, I, I I literally don't know what any room is. So what is, I'm like, this boat has Laura looking

for a refrigerator, just looking for a pantry. I mean, what's gonna happen next? Are we gonna have like Kiko wandering around and search for a table? I mean, yeah, it's like someone's sleeping under a table. What's happening, what's going on? What's the matter? Yeah.

So Jen's like, I just don't want to admit that I don't know what a pair where the pantry is. I don't want to get on Hannah's bad side. I mean, it's a thing with King at good. So, where's that? And Hannah's like, this is the pantry, honey. This is the pantry. She's like, oh, this is it.

Okay, love you, Hannah. She's so kind of love you too, honey. You're lucky that I have a bitch from hell on board. You otherwise I'll be giving you the biggest honey eyes I can imagine. But instead, I just want to hug you right now and say thank you for keeping me alive at this moment. So they're setting up the table and Hannah's like, that's as good as we can do. Oh, no.

So one of the guests is like, for dinner, can I request half size portions? Cause like, it's too hard to just half. And she's like, oh, well, it's like, can we get Dick hands to the food, doesn't get cold? And they make it, they spot like that. Cause I was thinking the captain was going to be like, they're Dick hands, what the heck? Don't you have service, but she's making Laura stay down

in the cabins. Yeah, exactly. Because one of the ongoing themes we've discovered in Blodec is that there's a real pride and joy of being on service versus in the cabins. I guess I can see that because in one, you are picking up people's shit and the other, you are like having to, you get to like not pick up people's shit, but whatever. I feel like you're still, you're still dealing with these assholes no matter what. So whatever.

But Hannah, I mean, Lara here is and she, you know, she gives like full-on stink eye like, oh, like at that hand and not me, like, you know, something we've seen before. And the captain is having dinner with them and see old missing the captain's plate story, except that the captain has her plate. It's the girl who ordered half sizes. It doesn't. And Hannah, Hannah is so subtle right in front of everybody. She's like, Kiko, Kiko, hanging out to eight people at the table.

I'm going to sit on the floor, Kiko. Right, people at the time. What is mother there? Kiko. He's like, fuck off about the Captain's holding. Oh, I keep going. So down in the crew, Mass, Pete and Alex and Malia are sitting there and Pete's like, roses are red,

violets are blue, my bus drivers titties are bigger than you. And Malia's just like, you just see her face. And then Alex is like, I got one, I got one. Rose is the red, violets are fine. You be the six, I'll be the nine. Ah! Julia's like, you're, no. She's like, please die.

So then the main course is served and it's a girl's serloin. And one of the girls is like, why is this so hard to cut? And Captain's like, ah, because that's a better knife. Hannah, Hannah, we need steak knives. Did you hear me on the radio? We need steak knives, hello. And so they're like looking for some sort of steak knife. And meanwhile, Sandy goes down to the galley

and or I think she goes down to the galley. Maybe she doesn't, but she tells us that she's unhappy that Kiko didn't even try the meat. You know, that he's just like beginner mistake. How do you not try the meat, you know? But then they get the steak knives and they are cutting it and she's like, chef, chef, chef. This is Captain Sandy and I regret to inform you.

These steaks are not tough. It's just because we had butter knives. You did a great job. You did a great, great job. But you know, a butter knife is just a serrated knife that took an app, right? Okay, great. So then it cuts to Rob just downstairs

in the best hall going like, oh, I need to toot. Ha, ha, ha. And then back up to the captain telling wild stories, which I always love the captain stories. She's like, yeah, one time I worked for this guy who crashed the boat wherever we went, because he had one eye. And I thought, hey, I'm going to do this. I could do better than that. That's all it takes. I know. She's always in some bizarre parts. And then I just threw that spear right into the crack and eyeball and we were releasing everything we had a great laugh about it. No I

will not hide you under the boat Saddam alright now get on that jet ski if you want to make it stop you from that but come on. So Kiko makes a caracake and they bring up like the cake and Hannah's like well well lady honey, we got you a little centerpiece. You got you something special for your birthday. It's a box that his flare was in it. And you just take a flare and guess what? You just got lost. You got lost, honey.

And Chris is like, your chef is really good, Captain. Check, oh yeah, that's cheap, we'd love him. And he's like, when someone tell me I do good job, I get the Goons goosebumps, you know? I love the goons bombs so So then it's like one thirty a.m. And we see Rob on anchor watch We have this like all the rob scenes are so bizarre because he's on anchor watch and he's texting someone and he's like I'm in a relationship with someone

It's an open experience. I don't like it. Ha. Ha. Buffalo. I know. And then they just cut away to something else. Like what the hell? I feel like I'm just like imagining all his like Amazon reviews. port, this blender, and within 30 days, it had broken. I do not like that. All period, all period, all buffalo. Oh, how the anchor. And we get some anchor stuff and we get like, anchor's home captain. So 7am, 30 minutes late for breakfast. And Laura comes in. Yeah, late for her shift.

And so she's starting to walk around. And Malia's out on the deck. And like Pete and Alex are doing something with the anchor. It's like some technical thing with the, you pour this thing in first before you do this or that. And they're like going back and forth. Like maybe do this or whatever and really is like um guys uh just so you know if you have any questions I'm here to answer anything you might need

and he's like no I know I know I know she's like yeah but you sound like you don't know he's like no I know I know okay fine why don't you teach me fine fine why don't you teach me yeah she's like well if you know how to do it fine but if you'd like to learn for me that's also fine he's like well am I telling him wrong she's, if you know how to do it fine, but if you'd like to learn for me, that's also fine. He's like, well, am I telling him wrong? She's like, um, you know how to do the anchor so then I guess you can do them. And he's like, no, no, go ahead, just go ahead then.

And she's like, um, how much would you give us a second? So she's like, listen here, unit. I know you were a captain and I get that. But when you're working for me, you do it my way. Because the minute you go against me, especially in front of the other guys, you're not going to be my lead deck hand anymore. Clear. Is that clear? I thought that was great. I thought she totally handled that so well. She came off, you know, she was authoritative. She wasn't, you know, she

didn't have to, you know, like she said before, like women in business or in the workplace often have to ride that line between like not being a bitch, but like you also don't want to be soft and you know, she didn't cater to these notions of I have to handle it like like a sweet girl. She just was like very direct and like, you either like you either listen to me or you're going to be demoted. Exactly. And I was like, boom, it was so good.

Yeah, I mean, it's like, all good. It's like, thanks. So then the captain's like, all right, I'll crew, I'll crew 10 minutes, 10 minutes, and they're putting out the fenders because it's time for these fools to go. So, Molly, it wants to do a really good job for the captain and the captain's like, all right,

I gotta know when to swing my stern. It's like cool. Yeah. And and Malia is also concerned that Pete is like not going to be, he's going to be reluctant to be the student because he's, you know, he's been a captain, which is like a classic thing we see on below deck also. So they got throw lines in and it's like, there's a lot of like quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, throw the lines cross line, cross line, I need line. I need the cross line on quick quick quick quick quick quick

Where's my juice quick quick quick quick quick quick quick And she nails it So then Lara and Hannah are talking again. So Lara comes up to Hannah and she's like, uh I need to tell you two things but important and she's like you know what honey Let's wait for the guests to get off headband then okay okay they install saying okay to me okay okay so they line up to say bye and the units flirting with Laura he's like roses of red violets are blue I want to be inside a crazy Russian Italian chicken lucky that's you. Get over here baby!

We haven't seen it in Italy. It's a man is under 1 meter 65, I just don't trust him. But I like Peter, he's tall. I mean, you know, tall, compared to, you know, tiny mitbal, but he's tall and I like a tall man and he's above a meter 65, he's about a meter 67 and it's good and I like a tall man and he's above a meter 65 he's about to meter 67 and it's good I like him. So Chris says by hands over the tips he's like you guys I didn't get anything that I didn't ask for and anything I asked for I got Hannah just thank you here's a lot of ones guys. Yeah ones ones. Whoever gets a ones got a chug.

All right. You in fact, you have to chug this one dollar bill. Yeah. So now it's time for cleaning cleaning cleaning cleaning cleaning cleaning and then the crew meeting, tip meeting, tip meeting. I am so proud of you, Hannah. The client loves you. And that brings me to my chef. You know, I know you felt me getting on you a little bit there today, but I hope you also felt my support

as well as my division. Now, Malia, day one did now. It's night and day. And Malia's like, Oh, thank you. Well, you get soft, Terryary because she made her happy. Yeah. So they get like a $20,000 tip.

So it's like $1,500 per person. So it's really good and everyone's happy. And so then everyone goes back to cleaning. And Hannah goes up to see Sandy to basically tell her that she's struggling with Lara on service. Yeah. It's like, well, you know, I know you feel her energy is very negative, but she's nice to me. So which is also classic, you know, Sandy only sees one side of it, everybody kissing her

ass, and then she's nice to that person. This is like classic, a two-hour shit that's going down right here. Yeah. So she's like, but she's nice to me. So you know what Hannah, I need you to sit her down and say, let's put this behind us. How can we put this behind us? Can I give you a raise in some way? Listen, what you got to do, you sit her down and you put a plate of brains, you know, out on the motivated Susan and you say, listen,

how can we turn this around? And then what you do is you actually spin the Susan. So it's a visual reminder. She'll get it and then ask her if she wants to take a nap and it should be fine it'll be fine Hannah. Trim Tanner, I pray I was give her a sick commas start calling her suddenly that's my best advice Hannah okay I want to see you turn this around that's the important thing so Hannah's like all right I'll give this to go Laura Laura Hannah Laura Laura Hannah and Laura's like oh fucking god damn cheeseball I don't have to talk to this

idiot girl. Yeah she's like, wait is this woman? So she comes in and she says, what do you want? Tell me please. Whoa! The end of the fingers are like already coming together like lady. Yeah it's like well you were the one who wanted to tell me things and it's like well the more were the one who wanted to tell me things. And it's like, well, the more you piss me off, the less I will do. And that's how it works. All right, honey. What is pissing you off? You speak at this respect, fella.

Could you give me some examples of that hot day night? So many like the time you wanted me to roll around and pick feces just to find some water underneath the bottle. She tells her you work it out and you work it out in your head. And Hannah gets, no, no, that's not how this is gonna work. Alright, alright. Well, if you treat me right, I'm going to respect you. It doesn't matter if you're a pop or a queen of England. And Hannah's like, uh, no.

And she goes, okay, get your shit together and be nice. Okay, you made me so mad. I start an hour late today. She says it like so proudly. Like, this was her pro. This was her big stand. Like, I was so mad. I started half an hour later today.

So there isn't a bad. So you know, well, honey, you're disgusting. And she gets up and leaves and larga So this what Hannah's got her index fingers together She's like she's made like a little canoe with her fingers at the front She's like just like gonna go see Sandy Sandy Can I can onage your help can I get Sandy could you please help me and then just like right now? Can I get you Sandy? Could you please help me? And she's like, right now can I make cereal? I was like, it's bad. It's bad Sunday.

So they go up to Laura and sit down again and Laura's just like, making that face. She just barks. Just throws up. Ah, if you respect me, I don't throw up on your feet. Yeah, that's how it ends. And I'm actually really interested to see how Laura handles this Like if she acts like a total victim in front of Sandy or if she's really bitchy in front of her Yeah, I it will be I mean I cannot even believe her attitude. It is like I mean listen

I don't think it's probably very easy to work under Hannah Sometimes if it's special if you're not you know if you piss off Hannah. She makes your life miserable But I mean Hannah really did not do... Hannah's biggest offense was that she switched Lara's schedule. And Lara has just been, wow, she is out of control. Yeah, well next week there's Roy, Erbisson, Jr., and Ace of Base. So, there you go. Finally. Finally. I saw a design, and I opened up my eyes, and I still could not find the refrigerator. So I go sleep now. Goodbye.

I go sleep. Everybody, thank you so much for joining us. We will be back tomorrow with season two, episode one, recap of Selling Sunset. Oh, that's going to be on Thursday. Tomorrow is a band of pump rules. Oh, sorry, band of pump rules, and Selling Sunset. Oh, that's gonna be on Thursday. Tomorrow's a Banderpump rules. Oh, sorry, Banderpump rules and selling sunset, yes. And I don't know if we mentioned it today,

but we will be starting new shows. We're doing Selling Sunset, and then we are gonna be adding Mary to medicine, Los Angeles, and next week. Yeah, there wasn't a new episode this week, so that's why we're not doing this. So we will talk to you guys next time. Bye! Hey, Prime members, you can listen to Watcher Crappens Add Free on Amazon Music, download the Amazon Music app today.

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