Watch What Crappens - Below Deck: Michelin Scarred

Episode Date: June 27, 2018

Adam eats at a Michelin Starred restaurant for the first time in his life and tries to grow a James Beard on this week's Below Deck Mediterranean. Also, Joao breaks a wine glass with his sheer douchiness and Hanna gives a lot of smokey kisses. This week's bonus is part two of our Big Brother Season 20 Cast Preview. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***Limited Edition Whassamatter tees at crappensmerch.com avail through June! **Crappens Live is coming to St. Louis, Kansas City, Philadelphia, Montreal, Palm Beach and Atlanta! Find ticket links at watchwhatcrappens.com See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Anyway, yeah, great. So today is all below deck med. We've been off a couple of days, and it's not because we were being lazy. It's because Bravo was being lazy. There was no Potomac. There was no other Sunday night shows. So we've actually had a couple of days off to chill, which has been amazing. Yeah, it's been fabulous.

I'm actually so grateful because I truly needed that time to recover. I mean, I don't want to, I really don't want to, you know, do the woe with me thing too much, but I really, like, I really needed to lie in bed and do nothing and the idea of having to like, emerge from, from this stank to, to be snarky on a podcast, it was just more than my mind could take. So somehow, actually, somehow it all worked out well for me. Yeah, you got a little break there. And now you get to watch Casey, you know, try not to get seasick.

I know. And that's the sad part. Is that during this whole time I was like, wow, I feel just like Casey getting seasickness. Well, as long as you didn't answer an iron, I think that we should just count our blessings at this point. I know. Seriously. So below deck Mediterranean, wow, I have to say, oh, you know, we forgot to do. We forgot to give a big endorsement of this show because the show is apparently on, like, the final list for

Emmy nominations. like the final list for Emmy nominations. Like, it's like the list of shows that people get to choose from when making the Emmy nominations. So if you are a member of the Academy, you listen to this podcast. A, that's kind of cool. B, vote for Blow Deck Med. Yes, we love all the guys over there. So go vote, get Blow deck met on there. Okay. Yeah, we don't need another like another nomination for a show about fishing for crabs in Alaska. We don't

need that. Low deck med. Really people. Come on. Stop letting straight straight like have a normative guy. Straight this. Okay. Thank you. Thank you. Stop letting these straight shows from discovery communications take over these M nominations pawn stars and ice truckers and crab crab storage locker cravers. No, it's below deck meds. You can still root for straight people, you know, just root for Jawa Wau. Yeah, well, no I don't support rooting for Jawao, but we're in the M E's in the M E's. I'm just saying, it's not like we're saying go vote for the gay show ever. What they should do anyway. Yeah, vote for chocolate milk. Oh my God. I can't tell you how much I've been craving chocolate

milk since this episode. Since I love that they're just going to close up on every glass of chocolate milk. I know. They found their chocolate milk game and they're running with it. I totally support it. I totally support it. So we enter this third day of the charter with the. Thank you.

Crew. The nicest crew ever on below deck. I think. Yeah. And it's like, Inca drama, Inca drama, tuntun tuntun tuntun, Colin, Colin, Inca drama, chao chao chao chao, Inca drama. Yeah, because as we left off last week, Joao Drow was given special treatment,

he's brought up to the bridge or whatever the captain's crow's nest is. And he's like, I let to watch put your hands on the wheel and you get to take it at anchor high and conrad you take out the garbage huh. So for conrads like the jowl blows so much smoke up sand he's asked it's like a steam train going through a fruity pebble. You're standing this tiny right and then she's like what did you take out the trash there highlights.

Oh it is someone like the bidethan. Oh, no, it's just Dwarau. Just just steaming up my booty. So Jowell is. Yes, I'm the captain man. And basically he made the mistake of, or he did the, what am I trying to say? He sank the boat. That's what we're trying to say he sank the boat that they're trying to say they all died Yeah, he's an Indian they're like wow. We really thought there'd be so much more So Conrad gets stuck with the garbage and over in the kitchen Casey is juicing a great fruit Which honestly I felt like you know like mothers feel when their baby first walks

I think that's how I felt. I was like, see, knows how to use it, you sir. I thought it must have been like how apparent feels when their kids decide to make them breakfast and in bed. And it's like, oh, that's really cute, but like secretly this is a horrific breakfast because it's made by a seven-year-old. Yeah. Well, thank God you can't fuck up a great fruit. And I'm sure if you could, this girl would have figured out a way to do it. Well, shoot, this was Casey's attempt

at showing initiative. And she's like, yeah, well, the guests, yesterday asked for great fruits. So I thought I'd make some now since I'm not doing anything. I mean, it's not like I'm not doing anything. But you know, Hannah doesn't even respond. She just glowers at the camera. Why?

Alright, wanna via speech with a great fruit, honey? Yeah, honey. Look at her juicing honey. She's like all mad that she's juicing. Okay, she's like, hi my barit's to know So then she goes up to try and help Hannah and Hannah just doesn't know how to handle this because she's like, do you guys need help up here? Because like here I am. I was like no They ever use the juice now Sorry, I made the juice. She's like oh Stop planning the grapefruit and bricks like Well, at least it's trying to help look at how she's trying

Hannah's like dammit. I was looking forward to firing somebody damn it Bush is trans hot so then we get Conrad and Hannah flirting some more and you know it's just just sort of general shots around the boat and they're pulling into Naples and the guest is like oh man is that Naples straight ahead mother fucker ah this wonderful charter is coming to an end. Oh, yeah, but then we get a quick little shot to make us all feel better and it's the Italian, Italian, Bu- Bu- Bu- Bu- Bu- Bu- Bu- Bu- Bu- Bu- Bu- Bu- Bu- Bu- Bu- Bu- Bu- Bu- Bu- Bu- Bu- Bu- Bu- Bu- Bu- Bu- Bu- Bu- Bu- Bu- Bu- Bu- Bu- Bu- Bu- Bu- Bu- Bu- Bu- Bu- Bu- Bu- Bu- Bu- Bu- Bu- Bu- Bu- Bu- Bu- Bu- Bu- Bu- Bu- Bu- Bu- Bu- Bu- Bu- Bu- Bu- Bu- Bu- Bu- Bu- Bu- Bu- Bu- Bu- Bu- Bu- Bu- Bu- Bu- Bu- Bu- Bu- Bu- Bu- Bu- Bu- Bu- Bu- Bu- Bu- Bu- Bu- Bu- Bu- Bu- Bu- Bu- Bu- Bu- Bu- Bu- Bu- Bu- Bu- Bu- Bu- Bu- Bu- Bu- Bu- Bu- Bu- Bu- Bu- Bu- Bu- Bu- Bu- Bu- Bu- Bu- Bu- Bu- Bu- Bu- Bu- Bu- Bu- Bu- Bu- Bu- Bu- Bu- Bu- Bu- Bu- Bu- Bu- Bu- Bu- Bu- Bu- Bu- Bu- Bu- Bu- Bu- Bu- Bu- Bu- Bu- Bu- Bu- Bu- Bu- Bu- Bu- Bu- Bu- Bu- Bu- Bu- Bu- Bu- Bu- Bu- Bu- Bu- Bu- Bu- Bu- Bu- Bu- Bu- Bu- Bu- Bu- Bu- Bu- Bu- Bu- Bu- Bu- Bu- Bu- Bu- Bu- Bu- Bu- Bu- Bu- Bu- Bu- Bu- Bu- Bu- Bu- Bu- Bu- Bu- Bu- Bu- Bu- Bu- Bu- Bu- Bu- Bu- Bu- Bu- Bu- Bu- Bu- Bu- Bu- Bu- Bu- Bu- Bu- Bu- Bu- I'm just gonna use your lines half a meter. Oh lord. Oh lord, half a meter. I know the most pissed off we've ever seen, Sarah B. She's like, oh jeez. Oh jeez, you want half a meter?

How about this? How about you tell me to take half an app? It doesn't work. So if it's our rod and half a banana. Then Casey's out there helping with luggage. So what are you doing? She's like? I just wanted to help you guys. And the captain said, I'm proud of you. Look at you rolling in that grapefruit.

Roll in the tree. Oh, look, it looks like Casey gave all of you guys a complimentary grapefruit grind. That's nice. If you Casey That's a good way to repurpose the leftovers Yeah, actual like the boat actually shut because her eyeball went left to right I'm gonna just land on the right. I was like boom, just very intense roll. On me. Boom.

So the guest leave is time for the tip meeting. And Sandy is like, Casey, your work ethic has definitely come up a few notches. And Adam's like, round of applause for Casey. Everyone, round of applause for Casey. Hannah's leaves favor, round of applause. That doesn round of applause for Casey Hanna's least favorite round of applause That doesn't bother you Hannah, right? Right? Isn't it isn't it amazing how people just don't ever fucking change? No, the same exact thing with this guy, so she's like well, thanks Adam

You know your applies is really doing great to get everyone else inspired to apply. It's not funny how that works It's like a cough when person does does it, suddenly everyone's coughing. You're like a happy, clappy virus. So thanks for that, Adam. OK. Yeah, he's a consummate under minor. Just totally, totally doing anything to piss off Hannah. Yeah.

So she's like, so Hannah, you know, no, she goes, cadrat, you know, you're crude with spat crude with spad on as well. You're happy. You're happy with that. Got a little compliment in your, in your Cheerios this morning. You're happy with that. And he's like, oh, I'm happy. I guess I'm happy because he's made it because he's dating Hannah. It's like everybody's attitude is just, you're going to catch it.

You're going to kind of attitude if whoever's sitting next to you guys. Exactly. So they get, they get a, they get a a twenty one thousand dollar tip which by the way is nine thousand dollars more than honey sarshar for Like a quarter of the amount of work by the way honey sarshar you cheap ass bitch And what did she I got real right there. I got real I'm not gonna get honey I'm like the the customer's gone. Turn them in Burnham.

Turn them in Burnham. So she's like, that is $18,000. That is something, something a piece. And Hannah's like, that's one thing. I wasn't all fake. Actually, like she, Hannah was even arguing with the like conversion rates. But the captain was trying to figure out.

And they're just, so she's having, Captain Sandy is handing out chips. And happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy everybody Adam started it. There goes like rain over a field coming towards us. Savannah's mad and she walks out she's like I don't want to work with this sake anymore. I don't know if she's talking about the captain or Casey. I don't even know who but I love watching Hannah get all pissed off. Yeah. It's just like such a simple little thing. Like that girl tried to make great fruit juice. Damn. Yeah. Listen, honey, you think you can just make some great fruit juice and be okay with me. You got another thing coming. Honey.

So the captain goes to Hannah and Hannah immediately goes to smoke, you know, outside. And she's like, Hannah, you're the opposite of you're the opposite of happy right now, which is sad. You need a new the opposite of an on hug, which is a hug. Kim, I need you know, she's like, name not happy. I'll just get frustrated that we give a ranz of applause for lion. First of all, there's no lions, tigers or beers on this yacht. Okay.

Second of all, we're not going to bring up the resume. You got to find something else, Hannah. If you want to complain, complain about something else, but not the resume. Hey, how about this? Hey, but we talked about the resume. No, Hannah, Hannah. Hannah, no one ever applied it lying. They were applied in sick field in Roy. Okay. Hannah, can you feel the love tonight? Guess what? They call that the truthy king. So Hannah's like, nah, man, you don't tear someone down and tear them down and tear them down and expect them to, you know, have a good interior insight. Okay, you know, like I saw her do a breakfast. That's what I saw her do a breakfast that's what I saw her doing and then Hannah's like yeah good for her breakfast breakfast honey, honey sign up alright

yeah well everything's honey sign up man keep um Saddy's holding like like a Stein full of grapefruit juice I don't know I don't see any problem with this girl she has a great job oh so um she's like can I's it? I'm not taking it. So she gets on mad and then she's like, okay, Hannah, have a better day. Let's turn that banana upside down, okay? So inside Brooke is talking to Joao and she's like, are you in Han, are you catching a long any better now? And he's like, well, she is used to being a bully. That's what she is. I'm like, oh God, please don't make yourself

a victim, Jowab, please don't do this. Zao's being bullied, everybody. Yeah, she's like, everyone thinks you're a dick, but I'm trying to see it from the other side. Like the other side of a dick is a pussy. So pick your lane lady. Listen, just because you want some dick doesn't mean that he's not a dick. Okay, sorry.

Yeah, he's a asshole. And I love that it turns out that Berk just doesn't know he's a dick because she always falls asleep before he turns evil. That was a good twist of this episode. I know. I did like that. That was some good editing right there. So let's see, um, the captain and Conrad, there's a bunch of little short cuts. The captain

and Conrad. And then Hannah, Hannah basically goes downstairs to have a honey chat with Casey and she's just like, all right, I don't want to be like this with you, but I'm tired and I'm stressed and I'm angry. And I need you to share some initiative and great produce. Well, got it. Okay, honey. She's like Um, I can't hold I can't hold your hand on everything. It's not fair to me It's not fair to me. She's like there has to be communication look around I didn't make eight years in y'all I think to be some fucking dick bitch, okay? Look around look around Yawning to be some fucking big beach okay look around look around No one asked me to iron this window, but I'm doing it anyway

Here's what I do I order things off Amazon Prime and I get things delivered I can't teach someone to iron the the window is melting Casey the window is melting off I can't teach someone to iron the the window is melting Casey the window is melting off Casey Casey if you if you if you iron that was a bad thing for the you might just let you get yourself you get out man You're the electric you did you said you said I don't want to add stress instead. I'll add initiative Would you like some great no? I don't want some content would you like some great no I don't want some content crap. I put crap produce in the irons that way I can steam great produce on people's linens. All right honey. I'm like you just ruin my new pay of Chanel pants. Thank you very much. I'm a girl with expensive great fruit

take on teammates. So she's like, he's gonna blow. So they're getting ready to go out and Chow goes up to Colin. He's like, always going to weigh the same hundred thing as he was in Conrad. Yeah. Oh, I was going to weigh the same thing as he, but I didn't want to look like a decadent block of you. Like good one, Joao, but you're two late to not dress like a never mind.

You know what I'm saying? You're a dickhead. You're a dickhead. Yeah, it's not about what you're wearing. Yeah, it's what your it's how you're dressed on the inside. As Alexis Bolina would say, but I'm she eats some, so your insides look prettier. We should mention, by the way, Alexis Blinow and Jim Blinow, in case anyone missed it, they are a Jim Blinow filed for divorce from Alexis Blinow and is asking for spousal support. So

which means not only that he's a prick, but that Alexa saved up money. Like, what did that happen? Exactly. Wasn't he supposed to be the breadwinner in that situation? What, where was Alexa's like, save up money? Was the change just too expensive? Yeah. Like, Alexis makes money.

I think that was the biggest shock. Like, Alexis has a job. That's all right. Hasn't she just been on a trampoline for the past six years? Yeah. I guess she's really working a trampoline for the past six years? Yeah. I guess she's really working that trampoline park thing. Oh, I think it's time for her to come back.

I think we're ready for Alexis Blano to be back on Orange County. Yeah, well, she needs a job, so that's possible. And it's fun watching Tamra just go off. Yes, it's true. Well, now Tamra has been found or is it found or she's found Jesus I should say well someone's found Timmer But she's Timmer's found Jesus. I think it's considered a two-way street of funding. Oh Jesus so nice of Jesus so they're in the vans there are two separate vans going out to dinner and

and Zhao and Hannah are basically talking about Casey, you know. She's like, so what about you and Casey? He's like, where is she's just a little girl? And I don't want to hurt her many more than any other people do on this boat. And then Bob Blake, we don't hit little girls. And she's like, that's nice because Lai has hair feelings to her. So they get to this really nice restaurant. and Adam's like, oh, this is a mission in style restaurant. That means it's basically the best in town. Yeah, and Conrad's like, well, actually, what precedes that is Conrad goes, I would have dressed up more if I knew we were coming here. And Adam goes, yeah, it's got a Michelin star. But meanwhile, Adam's dressed like just as much of a slob as Conrad. Adam's like in

a flannel with a t-shirt on. Yeah, that's true. That is pretty dressed up for him. So he goes, I've been on yachts for years serving the clients of Michelin star restaurants, but I've never eaten in a Michelin star restaurant. That's like saying, I saw the Queen standing on the street one day, but I've never had a job like working with the Queen. That's so weird. Well, I just feel like, to me, it's like saying, I sell cars every day, but I've never actually driven a car. Like, how do you, if you're a chef and you're a high-end chef on a yacht, and you're going to all these locations, how do you, if you're a chef and you're a high-end chef on a yacht, and you're going

to all these locations, how have you not carved out a little bit of time, at least during the offseason, this sort of expand your palate and, you know, hone your craft? I don't know. I have no answer for you. Lives in a van. Lives in a van. He's like, doesnt, yeah. He's like, when tell Wendy's, he gets that Michelin star.

Not gonna get it in my man, unfortunately. I guess his version of going to Michelin star restaurant is just actually going to get Michelin tires and getting something from the vending machine. Yeah, he's like, I got a milky way one time and the Michelin star at a time of place. I think the Michelin star rating system is from the Michelin tires. I think it was, I think the Michelin Star rating system is from the Michelin tires.

I think the basis of it was that it started out as a guidebook for people who had cars, when cars were new, a new thing, a new idea that Michelin, they came up with a little guide book like, hey, now they have a car. Here are some places you can go to. And then over the years, it just turned into you know Michelin star recommendations. Well I feel really bad for jiffy leap for missing out on that trend. It's a jiffy loop oil stick rated restaurant everybody. Oh did you go to that valveline rated cafeteria? Yeah, so the waiter comes out and he's like,

sure, sure, sure, sure, Michelin Michelin, sure, sure, sure, and Adam's like, whoa, waiter, a shasha waiter, this is amazing. I'm curious about the lobster. And the waiter's like, well, being a Michelin-style restaurant, we cooked the lobster from the inside,

the outside the lobsters raw. The outside the lobster's raw. What is it like a cake pop? Yeah, at the B-roller top and we put the caponata inside and then we roll that in the cookie, then it's rolled, then it's flattened, and I'm like, whoa! I mean, in this moment, I'm looking at the waiter and he's looking at me and I'm asking questions about the lobster and he's fulfilling every single answer. I think, well, I can't match you. Do you know my food like that? I don't know. When you get a Michelin star for your kitchen, maybe you can start wondering why. Yeah. Yeah. Exactly. Maybe the difference is that the Michelin star

chef makes the same thing for most of the week. And so it's end this waiter is serving the same thing over and over and over again. Oh my gosh, you just need to say chicken salad and a fancier away for you. Yeah, exactly. So he's like, I'm in off possession of dinner. And she's like, she just ignores this one at first because he knows she sees to him.

So he's like, well, you didn't notice I was in a bad mood to die. DJ because I guess someone's giving her shit for being in a bad mood all day. And he's like, well, that's how you weren't happy. So I was like, okay, they're both being dick. This should be a fun dinner. Yeah. Cause I was doing that drinking thing. Like, you know, Hannah's ready to just go off because she's just guzzling.

It's just. Yeah. She's like drinking her homemade juice. On an adjuice and Adam e-malls having like chef pretentious boner. He's like, oh, yeah, oh, this is amazing. Whoa, this is excellent. Oh, cure duck. I keep forgetting cure things. Oh, man. So they're out. Throughout is sitting next to Hannah. So he's like, you

want to make a cheese? And she's like, all right. So they like to give a little clank. And he goes, that we're so forced. Can you not just be nice and look at me when you cheese? You know, that's how you do it. I fucking hate that. I fucking hate when people try to call you out on what you're thinking at a given moment. Like they think that somehow, it's really their insecurity, but they feel, you know, like he feels somehow rejected by Hannah in that instance

that she didn't, since she'd gave him like a polite, courteous smile and nodded, and he takes that as, oh, you hate me, and he feels rejected, so he combats it by saying that. And I can't stand when people do that all, when people have that style of like, I'm gonna call you out over something.

And it's like, you don't know really what I'm thinking. Why are you trying to come at me right now? I think he was just trying to start shit in front of everybody. By the way, I say you want to have cheers. And he's like, oh, what a bitchy cheers. And then she's like, do they do it again? And he said, well, was he just talking about the same cheers? Well, no, I think, I think you're right. I think he did want to do it in front of people for sure. But I also think he's a sort of person that

likes to will always tell you how you're feeling, right? It's like some sort of, it's like a quote, quote, alliance building, I think it's called. Like, oh, I'm gonna say what you think. I knew, you know these people when you meet them, when someone's, you'll be having dinner with someone and you'll be like, oh, oh, I don't like catch up. Let's say you say that, and they're like,

oh, you don't like catch up, you don't like a. And they're like, oh, you don't like ketchup. You don't like a lot of things to do. I can tell, you're the sort of person that doesn't like anything, right? You don't like, I'm like, why are you, no. Like, I just don't like ketchup, which is, by the way, I do like ketchup everyone in case you're concerned.

But you know what I'm talking about? Like, I'm not firing up all my skin. You know, I'm not firing up all my cylinders today, but I do feel very passionate about this. I hate when someone tries to call you out on something when they, it's like, you don't know me. You don't know me. Yeah, you don't tell me how I am.

Yeah, that's what Ja was doing. Yeah, and so she's like, she just kind of looks at them and he goes, well, I hope that sip went down like nails. You didn't cheers me right. And she's like, you're a psycho. Who says they hope somebody swallows nails? Then it becomes this like, he wants me to bleed from the throat. Yeah. And then she takes it, she takes the term very literally, but it is also this really obnoxious, like over, overkill to her initial response to the toast.

I mean, she literally smiled politely, cheers. She did what you're supposed to do. When you don't really like someone, she was totally courteous. And- For him, it's yours makes you a squint, squint anchor eyes. And then he's like, oh, that was so fucking false, it was so fucking false,

it had to be, oh, I hope that went down with nails. Like, why would you say that? That's just so obnoxious. It's just like how how how how small is your penis or how small is it? Have you noticed that he always he always waits to do this shit until he's around a ton of people. He always needs an audience because when people confront him

when he's alone, he's much quieter, you know, but the one he gets in front of a crowd, he's like playing it up for the crowd or whatever. So she's like, you're a sore, and then Conrath's like, just shut the fuck up. Like he's getting all mad over there. And then Josh's like, I'm crazy. And from Zimbabwe, I'm admit, man, there,

I'm crazy, I'll ride, I'm crazy. And Adam's like, can we have a single night out without them acting like that? Like she doesn't like being challenged. He doesn't like being challenged, but they're both challenging the other person. I was like, okay, thanks, Michelin. Thanks. Thanks for being sure. So how did I encounter it go outside to smoke a cigarette and sort of like complain and kiss at the same time. And meanwhile, Brook is like, Well, now that we have a moment alone, I must say, I do love this one. I could hammer that for the next three hours.

That's what I call joy. Just like classy, that it's real pleasy. All right. What's the rest I like and to drink? I'm so sorry. alright, it's like my mother sent me off to London hoping that I'd get some lady-like manners but all I came back with was a taste for alcohol, oh dear, I aren't to not do me well. So then at the other end of the table Jamie's like god damn no chocolate milk Places this

Michelin start my ass. Where's the quick funny So she's telling Casey what's going on down there and Casey says I don't know what you mean Oh, well, I think that you're putting yourself through this with you. Wow. Wow. That's what I think's going on And Casey's like I don't care. I look at that. I'm floating with Brooke. And I just think, well, he really failed my test. All right, Casey, you can stop trying to juice your napkin. Nothing's going to come out of it. Oh, sorry. Damn it. Now I feel the hammer's test. It's like a circle of test feels. So then these like everyone comes back to the table and this lollipop thing arrives.

It's like a cake pop with stuff in it. And Dryos like, there was like, havin' in my mouth, like havin' in my mouth. And how'd I just go, that goes, fuck dick. I was just like, he's literally just talking about a cake pop. And he's like, what a dick he's, dick. Dic.

So let's see. So yeah, she's, she's at her now. So she tells Brooke that me and his disarco, he said, diswolo male, is it not so cultic? And then, Joao, I don't know if he hears them or what, but he breaks the wine glass in his hand. Which is a pretty psychotic thing to do. I think the last time we saw this was when

Dr. Hevanley's husband broke a glass at that, at the couples retreat thing when the sex therapist was giving Lee and group thing. Remember the sex therapist said something like, who here has once in a while thought about breasts? And he's like, shh. Yeah. Yeah. Who here has ever kissed their spouse with their mouth open. He's like

Now, and into house defense it is very different drinking in a in a really fancy place because those glasses are pretty thin It's not like poor people glasses where it's like hold on for dear life, you know It's not like poor people glasses where it's like hold on for dear life, you know Yeah, they're not those like thick target ones where you can like knock them off the roof of your building and they bounce off the cement Cheers, you know, yes, but he's also like an ape, okay? Yeah, so he's like more bead and then Adam's like how did that even happen? They cook the lobster from the inside They cook the lobster from the inside, well, cheers. Yeah. Clint is on chick, please.

And then Adam's like, why did that have to happen at the nicest restaurant we've ever been to? And then Jowel walks out with the bottle of wine. Yeah, this is after he decans one of the poor glasses back into the bottle and then takes the bottle out of the restaurant. Real classy, real classy. And then he winds up with his bottle of wine in a van with Casey and and Brooke. And of course, he gives the bottle to Brooke, which I think is important for a little

bit later. And then it's just like a real crap version of the bachelor at that point. So the girls are basically like, well, which one do you like more? Where are we standing? Let's clear it up. And he'd like, he just like laughs. She officially like, you we stand let's clear it up and he'd like cannot he just like laughs sheepishly like you know what's the what's the bachelor cliche I just want you to be a vulnerable with me or something like he's just like he's scurrying the answer you know yeah he's got his walls up you guys basically and so Casey's like well in my mind like you flirt with me then you don't flirt with someone else and then Joe explains his like really deep emotions and all of this and he's like, well, every girl is every girl I've ever been with is cheated on me. And that's when I'm like this and then it shows him

like shirtlessness bed pedigodog I think. I'm like, I was a snake. I was a snake. I was like, wait, every girl, I was like, we, is this snake the girlfriend? Or is this what he was left alone with? Just like go ahead, slither away, just go on the rest of them. I was like, they just wanted some excuse to show that photo and you said the most in-opportune time. They're like, all right, we've already gone through the one where he's like sitting next to lions. Yeah. What else can we use?

So he goes, I don't want serious feelings because I don't want to get hit. I was like, Oh, of course. So do I? How is the victim again? He's the real. He's the the tender emotional husk here that must be tended to like, no, I'm no, don't give me that. If you don't want, you don't want your feelings to get hurt.

So then stop floating with all these different girls. Yeah, nobody buying give me that. If you don't want your feelings to get hurt, so then stop floating with all these different girls. Yeah, nobody buying it, okay? And then Brooke does the miraculous move of like, finding a way to fall down seated in a van. Just... Oh, so Casey's like, so where do you stand now? And she's like, well, her at cheating on, whatever. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

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and how much of it is a carefully crafted narrative designed to sell albums? Follow this and tell wherever you get your podcasts. You can listen ad-free on the Amazon Music or Wondery app. All right, crap, it's commercial. So Brooke is wasted at this point. They get to the club, it's just like falling all over herself. Yes, and Adam's talking to Casey, and he's basically like, listen, all that matters that Captain Sandy sees that you're doing a good job.

Like, don't worry about Hannah. It doesn't matter what she thinks. I'm like, you are such an underminer. How would you feel it if Hannah said to like in your, in your kitchen, if you had a sous chef, if Hannah said, listen, honey, it doesn't matter what Adam thinks, just man is with like, with the captain thinks,

it's all that matters. Yeah, he would not care. You would be so pissed if that happened, you know, of course. Well, that's that's Adam. Yeah. Oh, so let's see. They're dancing around and, um, Joe is like sex dancing with somebody. And then Hannah comes. No, no, Hannah's out there dancing with Conrad and Joe comes on the dance floor and she leaves and he's like, whoa, that was smooth. That was smooth. So, Brooke, you're doing the Macarena. She had a good excuse.

So, so, Brooke and Joe, Joe, are talking and Brooke's like, well, after you get drunk, come on, drunk a bit. I'm drunk in a bit. I can't help it. In case he's like, Jesus Christ, I can't even keep up with this guy, you know, because he's floating again.

And then Brook just falls asleep in the chair. Yeah, and Hannah's like, honey, she literally says, honey, she says, honey, he put this on. And then everyone's like, okay, now that she's passed out, let's take a photo for the past out, you know, if they're all piling in. And now, wow, suddenly the gentleman, he jumps up

and he's like, he's, you know, he's like, no, no, no, no, no, you can't do this. You know, no, it's not right. It's not right. And Hannah, I like that she said this. She's like, oh, so taking a funny photo is one thing, but insulting a woman is another, right? Right, honey? Right, honey? She is right. She is totally right.

Yeah, I mean, it is kind of rude though to take pictures of your drunk friend, although I can't, I can't judge too much because I just did it in New Year's and post it so honestly it is a dick move, but at the same time it's like If you're over 22 and you're still like passing out in public. Sorry. That's what happens Sorry like a strong on your forehead. Okay Yeah, it's like it's it's silliness and but Joao is like we can't speak for his self. She has no voice. All be her voice. And now I shall talk like these. I'm talking like Brittany. This is my book.

Worse. But like, no, you're the one who you're the one who got her wasted. Don't you forget, don't forget, you're the one who brought the bottle of wine out of the restaurant. You gave it to her in the van. She was chucking on that wine. And now you're the noble one who defends the girl who is passed out because of you. No, he is honestly the worst kind of guy who will say such insulting misogynist things and then make these empty noble gestures that somehow make them seem like a chivalrous dude, no sir. Yeah, all be your regular serenade de cornyac, okay, buddy

He's like he's like hey now not even speaking to you right now And then so Hannah is drunk so she just wants a public fight like she's ready to fight now, but now he's not It's like that couple who's just never in the mood at the same time, you know But it's fighting instead of fucking and so she like kind of hits his drink and it spills. And he's like, oh, no, floating with you. He's a girl. I'm glad Giel Zabob is in up tonight. She goes, well, I'm glad that S.O. who was abusive to me.

It's not here on the first night. I was like, did you not learn? That's Giel Zabob. Giel Zabob. Giel Zabob. I thought that when he said I'm glad Giel Zabob is in out tonight. I thought Hannah was saying, I thought that when he said I'm glad jazz above is not tonight I thought Hannah was saying I'm glad the aggressive psychotic cut fitness You had the first night is not meaning that she was calling herself that because that's what he called her

Oh, I think it was hard to tell it was hard to tell and he's like look I don't care with some coped juggling thunder Undercut fitness Juggling thunder Undercut fitness You were doing so good with your fake civil relief. Where did that go? Exactly which just shows that he could like he is totally at ease Saying the worst word you could say to woman too old woman. He's totally at ease while then simultaneously

Acting like he is the most gentlemanly person on this boat. Yeah, no, doesn't work that way. Conrad can only find one of those terms to get mad at because otherwise they'd be there all day. So he's like, cook, juggle in. Respect a fucking woman, you prick. Now she could juggle, she could juggle she'd be our national juggler.

All right. Have day, you say. Should be a bonham and bell where I have day you say. Should be a bonham and bellies. And then Charles, you guys are going to read Unreal victim again, victim again, back to jowling the victim. Like you really can switch back and forth very quickly. Well, he's painting this narrative of himself

as of this noble man standing up against barbarians on the boat. And he's the last threat of decency around. When he's the one actually hurling the seaward, I mean, actually, Hannah did say it, but she was using his words as to highlight his borish behavior. And, you know, he is acting like he is like the last line

of defense before lack of civility just takes over the entire boat and it's a little too close to home in the world. Yeah, so they get in separate vans to go home and the girls are still trying to get him. I mean, I'm like, come on, YouTube. So well, Brooks not, because she's asleep, but Casey's like, my rat last relationship and his bad. I want someone to prove themselves to me and fight for me.

I'm like, he just calls somebody a thunder punt. Like what the hell was wrong with you? And by the way, when she's talked about when she goes, my last relationship, my man cheated on me. And they cut her photo of her with her dog. I'm like, what sort of game are the producers playing right now? Cause when Joy, I talked about being cheated on, they should have him with a snake.

And now they show Casey with a dog. It's like all that was left was them with their pets. Yeah. What the thing? They're like, they're meant to be together because both of them can't even keep a pet. Okay. They're meant to be together.

It's like love. Yeah. So then is this the, oh yeah. So Brooks just passed out, right? So there's also Colin and the other van talking to Joao being like stop it man. Just stop it. I'm sick of it man. Why you guys say anything just stop stop man. Stop Yeah, the Collins make moment for the week. Yeah, which good for him and this week on Twitter He said he made some kind of tweet like, oh, look, he's being so nice and helpful up back to being in a household again. And then the captain

tweeted back at him and was like, now I am this appointed in you a crew stays together. I don't like this kind of talk. I'm interested to see how she feels week to week as job just gets. Why come down on on Colin of all people. He is like the nicest guy. He's just in the background. He's just like the human version of a gift, just with like happily dancing, you know, in the background. Everyone sort of smiles at it like, oh, that's funny.

I want to put you in my text message. So they get home and put Brook to bed. And Zhao just goes to bed fully clothed and covers his head in the pillow. And I was like, someone come in and press that thing down, like help him out, help him out. So the next morning, in case he's like, we learned, we learned, we learned, I'm not going to drive that one. And then she tells us, precious dawn today, I'm going to prove myself.

She's like putting the grapefruit juicer into the dryer. She's squeezing grapefruit juice into the, into like the, the surgeon hole. And Hannah's like, you need to chill. All right, you had a rough night now. Let's get to the real topic. Ciao is a psycho. You passed out and I was taking this photo of you. Well, you were passed out on the couch and we were laughing. She's like, but why why would you do that? Because it was funny honey all right, and he was like get the fuck away and then I smicked his drink and then break tells us I know I know how much of a gentleman he is it's something a value

I love how much of a gentleman he is. It's something to value. As soon as Hannah was telling the story, I was like, the only thing she's gonna take away from this is that Jouas did up for her. That's the only thing. And I love that when Brooke said, I just love how much of a gentleman he is. The producers cut to Jouas putting on a shirt,

just showing his like, doughy midsection. It's just so shady. So Hannah's like, Jaya, can we talk for a second on the donk? So they go sit on the dock together. She's like, I want to find it with you issue. He's with me. And he's like, I think we just both don't get it because this is where he's one on one. So he's like, quiet now, you know, like, what is she talking about? So I just think we both don't get along at all.

She's like, but I ignore you. And she goes, do you? And then we see her hitting his drink, which is true, good point. You know, good point. So she's like, well, I do see it clear for you because I think there's something chicken up in your brain there.

You've got something clucked up in your brain there. And when you call me a slut, it makes you look like an ace in front of the whole crew. And he's like, ah, don't need your opinion. Right? I don't really need your opinion to thunder, thunder, puttain tain. He's just awful. He's just so awful. So now it's time for the preface sheet meeting. And we learned that the next charter guests are Josh and Cindy Barker, who are self-described foodies. And they're just out for a good time.

I don't know. So, there's nothing so far at this point that's striking us. Well, they don't want anything too spicy and they want gum balls. Right. Right. There's the gum balls thing that comes in a little later, but yes, nothing too spicy. Right. After that Michelin star restaurant, I want to make sure they're blown away by the mix chicken

salad ass of them. So the provisions come on and Hannah is getting horny. She's excited for her date with Conrad because she's excited to get laid. And Jamie's making chocolate milk, which looks so good. I'm like, I want some chocolate milk right now. I know it's just a close up on her chocolate milk. And then she's like, I'm not listening to any of this. You, I've got my chocolate milk. And then brick and shower flirting.

And she's like, I'll think with you, like when we go at it, we could have fun. Like it is like the bats are where they're comparing qualities, but they don't know anything about each other. We could have fun together. We could play that game. It's eight just eight and up. And she's like, let's just let's just decide that we're mates if you just want to have fun with her. And he's like, then you can't flirt with me when you're drunk. Then I bet that and he puts his hands behind his head like, try and look muscular while he lays

back and she's like okay I'll come fly with you I'll come it's too much for me to handle right now. So Hannah gets ready for her date and she goes through the whole thing of like unskilled to open my self up but daddy yada yada yada and Conrest during the whole thing of like I don't like to give too much away to women. You don't like to get an immersion attached, da da da da da da, that's gonna be different with Hana. Yeah, that's gonna be different. Yeah.

Yeah, I think it's gonna be different. Yeah, it's gonna be different. Yeah, that's the guy to break one second into questioning. He's like, I'm not gonna give anything away to like, where's the stash? He's like, behind the wall. It's behind the wall. So in the mess, Colin's like, where's the stash? She's like, behind the wall, it's behind the wall.

So in the mess, Collins, like, well, my reading on this preference, she gumballs and everything else is optional. What the hell? So we see that that's going to be a problem later. Yeah. Who I mean, so I'm not a big gumball person, I actually don't really like gumballs. They're disgusting. Who does that? Like that's I don't, I don't want to shame people who like gumballs But I kind of want to shame people who like gumballs that much like that's crazy Yeah, and you know who it's gonna be it's never like someone age appropriate who's asking for a bowl of gumballs It's someone who's gonna be trying to like pretend they're like some young bitbo still, you know

Which of course it does turn out to be it's like okay so she's not 60 she likes gumballs like whatever yeah she's not sitting she likes gumballs yeah I was like I just see it coming I just fucking see it coming so then Hannah and Conrad are on their date and she she's like, well, I want to music festival. He's like, you won't believe this. I've never done a music festival. We all believe it. Yeah, we all believe it. Okay.

So they talk about how different they are because of their age difference, which we live in LA. So to me, their age difference is like, no. Like, I don't feel like it's really anything. Yeah, no, it's nothing. But yeah, she's gone. She's been ravings since she was 13.

And she's like, that must have been that you were full. And Hannah is, she wants to get married. And she likes that way that Conrad looks after her because it's nice and sweet or whatever. So I'm like, OK, this relationship is not working out. I think that had, I think Hannah needs someone who's going to be a littleougher, rougher around the edges.

Yeah, it's kind of boring. She's like, well, he looks after me. That's really nice. I'm like, yeah, well, that's also what taskrab it is. So I also don't, I don't think I've ever really enjoyed watching dates on below deck. Like to me, they seem, it seems like a strange thing, you know, like you guys Live and work together and then you go up the boat and have a date I don't know it just seems like a strange thing to have to watch and I don't like it. Yeah, FF FF Yeah, so then they're putting gunballs all over the boat

Oh, and Adam when they get back to the boat Adam's like Crew meeting I need a meeting with Hannah and Her girls or whatever He's like a couple things I want to make sure that we're on the same page. Yes versus no. I will be writing a menu for once No kidding welcome. We've been saying that the whole season just write a fucking menu Have you ever been he's like still I went to my first restaurant ever turns out they write down the menu's whoa Michelin's side bitch

And I hit it the way he kept on calling Hannah's crew gals. He's like like this way all you gals can figure it out. And this way the gals won't be heard. I don't know why. It rubbed me the wrong way. There was something condescending about it, like a little madman era about just referring to Hannah and her crew as gals.

I don't know. Yeah, well, I feel like guys who get drunk at work a lot, just hang on to the madman era just so they can have some, you know, so they're part of a theme instead of just being a drunk. That's true. So, here come the guests. Uh, this guy, Josh, uh, you know, God bless a man in his late 50s with lots of filler. I know you love to point out the filler.

That's like, that's sort of your thing. You're, you're at the ace of finding the filler, but I felt like I really had to comment on the filler this time because I just saw it and I felt like we need to do better with male plastic surgery. That's the thing. So I went to get a bagel this morning and there was a guy who would have some plastic surgery.

And first of all, I shouldn't say male plastic surgery because plastic surgery is for both genders, but I firmly believe the advancements that have been made for women have not been made for men. And men who have had plastic surgery or fillers or anything, they just look crazy, just like crazy, crazy people. Yeah. And that goes for this.

I think we're just not used to seeing it as much. So when we do see it on the man, we're not used to that like plastic surgery face. Yeah, but I think also that like there probably have been more female candidates for it. So doctors have gotten used to understanding like, oh, this is how it's going to look on a female face or whatever. And I think that with a male face, they don't get as many men. So there's still like an element up. Oh, wow.

Guess what? You look like you have two infl element up. Oh, well, guess what? You look like you have two inflatable balloons on your cheeks now, you know speaking of They're like, hi, I'm Josh. I'm sending. We're nice and then their friend is like I'm tamadab within a I was like, oh, that's gum balls Here comes gum balls Tom and I'm in a I miss that I think I was so focused on the plastic surgery So everyone's like oh my god, I'm not party in tamadah It's like I wanna pet my suit on and then her friends like she just wants to take off our pants is what she wants to do No, it's like that must be gumballs. I'm sure and I she's like

You guys what do you think about my gballs? Cause I haven't seen them anywhere. Could you bring me my gunballs? And then she got to knock the all wire. Green is the best and pink. I love gunballs. I'm like, you're 70. Stop it. I'm like, do you realize?

Like, do you know how this must be like nails on chalkboard for people who are going to yaw to think that there's someone just constantly chewing gum. Like they're going to be finding little wats of gum stuck everywhere all around this yaw. The gumballs are humongous wats of gum, by the way. They're humongous falling apart wads of gum. I've never had a good gumball and I've eaten a lot. I don't know there were white gumballs, by the way. Well, there you go.

Thank you for the thank you for the lesson, below dick. Yeah. So she's like, they better not be white. And then of course, they're all white. She's like, by it's the only color I don't like. So that looks like, oh, shit. No, I said, check goes around. She goes around in her and Hannah are like, fiercely seeing if there's any old gumballs around You know possibly from some other guest trying to like pretend that she's clinging on to you through whatever right Then they cut they just keep cutting to this lady and she's like I'm gonna helicopter in

gumballs I almost put in color specific, but I knew I'd look like a real asshole. Come on, make me happy. Oh my god, this stupid, stupid lady. Oh my god. So finally, it's like, it's time for lunch service. And Adam has written down on a little menu, what's going to be served for lunch, and he brings everyone's bringing out all their food. And he brings out one pizza,

although all the stews are bringing out all these dishes, he brings out one pizza and he's like, you gotta put a face to the food, you gotta know that it's me back there, and I'm not sure I am, I'm doing that. So I'm gonna bring this pizza out and take all the credit, yeah. Yeah, congratulations, you're now a pizza face.

Everybody's go in life. Exactly. So I'm a breaker talking and Hannah's like, you know, yeah, well, he's crazy. He's got crazy eyes. And bricks like, I know you don't lock him, but I hope you know that I don't not not locking with that two minute negatives in a sentence. And then it's like, I just wish that she'd stay awake for one night so she can see when he turns into a prick. And that's when we see that amazing montage of brook sleeping through all of Jowl's worst moments. I can't believe I didn't notice that before. It's like, what is her deal? How would she still like him? It's like, oh, yeah, because she doesn't see any of it. Nope. She's not a bit. So, um, so the guests are all having fun. They're jumping off the boat that that one poor big girl. She did. She didn't have a rough

dive off the boat. She just jumped off and just fell right on her back. Flop. She flopped. She's a little bit there. Yeah. And the guy's one of those guys is like, anybody have a jump off this? Like yes, everybody who's ever been on the boat. Yes. I don't know, I don't know, I don't understand this compulsion to jump off of a yacht. Like I feel like if I were on the blow deck yacht, I would not want to jump off of it. I think I want to just like, chill out. You know how every episode they're like, let's get those toys out.

Like, I don't feel any convulsion to get on the toys. I mean, that's to me, a being on a yacht is like hanging out on the yacht. Yeah, but they sure love those toys. So in the mess, Colin is looking through pictures. He's showing pictures to Jamie on his iPad. And there's a picture of him and Brooke.

And she's like, oh my gold, you look like a married couple. Do you ever think for Brooke? No one said that, okay, mom, God, get out of the basement. She's like, you cut tonight. I see your face, you're both so nice. Nice people belong together. I'm reading the patterns in my chocolate milk

and they say, you're in love. You're like white chocolate milk. love you're like white chocolate milk you go together like white and white chocolate milk so the heart of cases like I think you guys don't great for just to fill up the heart top they're like so who do you like Casey who do you like she's like well Casey's hot But Casey's hot. Hey, what? You didn't do. Do you not see this part?

They're like, you know, I thought Casey, who do you like? It's like, oh, no, she's like, Jawa. I was confused because you said Casey's hot. And I was like, what? Everyone's names are wrong. Even mine. Like, hi, I'm Ben. That's why I was confused.

I thought that I thought you were saying that Casey was having a moment where she was saying that she was hot. So that's why it's confused. She needs one of those moments. She's like, you know, just hot me. And that's why I'm waiting for a man to fight with me. If you said still, I'm just gonna iron your hot tub right now. No. I'm hot because I've got ironed in my pocket. And it's been on for three hours. So, um, so let's see. Yeah, so she's basically saying, she's just like, yeah, dry, hot, who's in the body? They're like from Zimbabwe. Wow.

Bad line there. So, Kona, Hannah, Hannah, Hannah, Kona, Kona, Kona, Kona, Hannah, Hannah, I just wrote radio. Can you meet me on the bow and then chocolate milk? That's what I wrote for the vaccine. So, yeah, basically, Hannah and Kona just had to take a break together on the bow and then chocolate milk? That's what I wrote for the vaccine. So yeah, basically Hannah and Conrad decided to take a break together on the bow. And then Sandy is watching them as they're smoking cigarettes. And it's saying, it's like, oh my gosh, you know, you're two heads of departments.

And there's logistics that go into taking a break. And oh my gosh, this is just, it's not cool. Not cool, man. Not cool, both heads while they sit down there and canoeodle yeah so Adam meanwhile he was all excited to make his mission on star dinner but guess what guess only want like a main and that's it so he's like that's all right I'm gonna make a sea bass with a celery puree and it's the most amazing thing they ever had it's gonna be great so he's gonna himself ready the guest hit they's gonna be the most amazing thing they ever had. It's gonna be great. So it's getting himself ready.

The guests say they're gonna be ready at nine. And so they start showing up in the parlor around nine, 10 and Hannah's like, oh, I had him. We got the most of the guests are here, but we're still waiting on one other person. I think it's gonna be another 15 minutes. And then there's just like one lady down there who's just taking forever doing her makeup,

which I don't know why. Like, I mean, if you think about how rooted really is, she's, they are already at like 905, 9010 and it takes her until 935, 940. So she makes them all wait 30 minutes for their food, which is so obnoxious of this woman. Like you are 76 years old, you should know how to do your makeup by now.

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh. So everyone's so bored and they're getting hungry. So the lady's like, you know what, we'll just go up. She'll join us eventually. So they go up and she's still missing. And so they start complaining. And she's like, God, well, Hannah says then once they sit down, she goes, Oh, I just need to give Adam a 10 minute heads up. And they're like, okay, great. So she goes to tell us, Adam, like, okay, you can start firing off the food. It's 937.

Yeah, and then the lady comes up and she's like, oh my God, the food's not even served yet. I could have put on more mascara. Which means she does this at every, every event she goes to, you know? Exactly, and like, what are you putting the mascara on for? Okay, is there a red carpet that we're missing here? And so,

I know they're all complaining because they're hungry and tired. So they're like, where's dinner? Seriously, it feels like forever. We've been here forever. You have nine fifty. Yeah, exactly. It's nine fifty. It's been 13 minutes since, or whenever. Yeah, 13 minutes or so since the food was fired up. Okay. Yeah. So, so they're getting in peace, they're getting hungry. So the guy with the plastic surgery or the fillers, he goes downstairs and he's like, so is it coming?

What's going on with the food? And Adam's like, I think it's like, I told you we were communicating to Hannah, you know? Yeah, so Adam's all mad. And the guy's like, well, we got people fading out down there. And he's like, he's just like tapping the cutting board like he's so pissed. And Hannah's like, well, I didn't know when that lady was coming up.

And he goes, uh, she's been there a while. So she is not just, yeah, she is not. We've been watching the time. Yeah, you guys are dicks. Shut up. Don't do that. Gum balls. And that brings us to the end of this one.

Wow, so annoying. Yeah, sir. Sir. All right, everybody. We will be back tomorrow with our regularly scheduled programs, Real Housewives of New York City, and then Southern Charm on Friday. Yes, those will be super fun.

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