Watch What Crappens - Below Deck: Princess Cruises - Live from Charleston

Episode Date: January 25, 2019

Our two night Charleston bonanza kicks off with two special on-stage guests: Patricia Altschul and Michael the Butler from "Southern Charm"!! Then we move on to recap our favorite yacht show, "Below Deck." Who will be worse: the gays or the girls? Come listen to find out! And if you want to see us live, be sure to check out our schedule at http://watchwhatcrappens.com See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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What? What a gorgeous place. Oh my god. This is, this is my first time in Charleston. Your first time also, right? It is my first time and there's a magic in this town. Like I got here and immediately wanted to start sexually harassing people. I know.

It was like, just wanted to touch everything. I mean, finally, a place of man can feel free again. I know. We came in last night, and our Uber driver was showing us all the sights. And we were, of course, asking about the rap and L bridge. And he's like, he's like, well, actually, for a long time, that was the Cooper River bridge.

And it's this little wooden bridge that took forever to go across. He felt like you were going to die. And then they blew it up, and then it was like nothing for a few years. I was like, of course, the Cooper Bridge. Sucks. Sucks.

The worst bridge ever. And now we got the revenue. The Cooper Bridge betrayed Miss Catherine. Yeah. Cooper was blown up to pay the price for us. So you guys, welcome to Watch the price for it. Yes. So you guys, welcome to Watch or Crappens. A podcast about all that crap on Bravo.

We just love to talk about it. How is everybody here not obese? Yeah. What an amazing food town. Oh, God. We went over the cobblestone street today and almost gave birth to a baby. It was just like the show.

Yeah, exactly. It was amazing. No, it's a beautiful city. We're having so much fun. This entire Charleston thing, the fact that this all came together, that you guys like sold out this show in like 60 seconds is insane. So thank you guys so much.

And you know that we're not going to just come to Charleston and not give you anything for how good you guys have been to us. I know you already know it's coming. Yeah, you guys already know. But, you know, we get to meet a lot of people. We've met a lot of people over the years that we actually mock relentlessly. And some of them are nice to us.

Yeah, it's shocking. These two have been just fucking lovely to us. And we are so excited to announce. Miss Patricia and Michael. Woo! Come on out! Can I stare a good night? Woo! There you go.

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Here you go. Oh, okay, you do that. Do you want this one? I thought that matter. We're very professional. You know how? Very professional. So I think you were talking about the Ravenel Bridge. Have you ever heard the local joke about the white lines on the Ravenel Bridge? I wish I could tell you, but you know, I might get sued. So of course, the first thing we have to ask, you know, this is just going to be quick, because we don't want to use you like that. Use it. But we have to ask what the state is of trashy

because we have heard Ashley, because we have heard, you know, the vlogs are already going crazy. We heard that you guys had a party guard at your finale party and kicked her out, please. Well, I don't want to, you know, give anything away. But you all really think I would do something like that. You have it.

We're... Oh, go ahead, sorry. I was just going to say, of course, there was a guest list, and certain people were invited, and I'm sorry to say that if you weren't, and I think as a host, it's one to take precautions in case somebody crashes.

That's all I'll say about that. That was quite a large handsome precaution you took. Did Mr. Cooper show up at the party as well? You know, as much as I would have liked to invite at him, no, I'm afraid not. Did the government set down slow down that mail? But I must say we did tell Mr. Kane exactly what he looked like. And he said he looked like.

And he said he already knew. Of course he did. He's like, I pay for his premium interview channel on the Facebook or whatever. So, say... So I have a question. I like this. It's like, no, I'm being interviewed. I guess, yes.

Yes. Yes. I have a question. Yes. A question to you. So what has it been like over the past four or five years, being on the show, being recognized here in Charleston, and the world at large, what's that like?

Well, people seem to really enjoy the show. At least they pretend to when they see me. And it couldn't be nicer. It's fun. I enjoy people. I always take pictures and talk. And, you know, it's nice. It's fun.

Yeah. I have a... When we go to the... Well, when we go to Costco, we shut down the internet. I have to say, Patricia eating a Costco hotdog has got to be one of my favorite posts of the past year. I've had a lot of practice. So I have an extremely important question that I know everybody's

dying to know the answer to you and that is how the hell did you find watch with crap and it's okay. How did you hear about our show? you find watch with crap and it's okay how did you hear about our so. It was somebody told me about I can't remember who and I listened to it and I thought Whitney doesn't talk like that. is, you know, do it. My mother. My mother. My mother. My mother.

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Who's your favorite on there? Well, Captain Lee and I actually direct message. I know. I feel for Mary and every time I see a tweet Captain Lee and I actually direct message. Oh! I know. I feel for Mary and every time I see a tweet between you two. I'm like, oh, Mary, I'm sorry. No, I sent a message to him and I said, I want to charter your yacht.

Yeah! Yeah! You're going below that? Yes, and I take the whole cast. Well, not the whole cast of watch what crap ends You would take the entire cast of watch what crap ends with you. That is amazing I can't wait to you guys see me in a speedo All right, you two get the hell out of here. Thank you so much for- Thank you so much, and the electrician Michael! It's time to go to a commercial. Ah, Craig!

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Bless her heart. We sent her into Gwyn's Gisela's and come out. There must be some hot dogs in there Bless her heart. All right now is time for our first live recap. Have a balloon And I have Southern term up in so let me get that let me get that out of my head Well, so we are really excited because we've actually never ever ever done a live show recap of below deck. So this is the very first one of all time and the reason why we decided to do it is because it is such an amazing season. Is it not? Is it like kind of like the best thing on Bravo right now, right?

So we figured it's about to end at season. This is our last live show before the season wraps. Like you know what? Let's just let's just do it. Let's just do below deck and Charleston. So that's what we're here to do. And what a better show to do, episode to get. Yeah. This episode, this episode is called Shane Cocoon. Yeah. It's perfect.

Getting to spend such quality time with you guys and relive my childhood at the same time. Thank you for all these gifts, by the way. Yes. So, Tito's. I know. All right, I'm ready. I've warmed up.

Let's go. Let's go. So anyway, so this week's episode, it starts off like where we had left off previously, which is that there are a bunch of like terrible, terrible gays terrorizing TD. Yes! Yes!

Yes! Yes, my favorite, my favorite of the stereotype in our oval is the Askei. I love the Askei. And they have the best Askeuke on this episode. Everything. Yes! Yes! All right, everybody on the off deck, we're about to take a... Yes!

Yes! Captain is like, Oh, yes! Oh, shit! It's having me! Yes, dammit! Oh, god dammit! What's happening to me? So, the big drama is that Yeah, it's damn it. Oh, god damn it, what's happening to me? So the big drama is that the Gays went jet skiing and they forgot to bring their kill record. And they of course fell off and sent an unmanned jet ski

through the waters of Tahiti. It makes us as a community look so bad. I know, but to be fair, you should never tell the Gays they need to wear some kind of a wrist support in order to wear something like a man. How rude. Yeah, it's like safety fashion, safety fashion. Like this accessory does not work for me right now.

Yeah, let's ignore this homophobic asshole. Yeah. Yeah. And so they fall, of course, as we do. Yes. I mean, I've been jet skiing many a time and I fall every fucking time. None of us are going to wear that wrist thing, okay?

None of us are going to do it. I fall just looking at jet skis. I'm like, oh, jet skis. Just like over a bad equilibrium. I'm beyond pissed. You've got a jet ski weighs 900 pounds. You're riding around. You've got one gay guy over there floating in the water. Which nut do I got a cut to prevent another?

Okay, it's like, I believe it's the right one. So here. Yes! By the way, there will be very long pauses in this recap because the low deck notes. This is one of the reasons we never do below deck. It's like, okay, cut. Riley's picking her nose. Cut. Someone's cleaning.

Someone's ironing. Riley's humping something. So many lines on here. But like the below deck recaps for as confusing as it is for us to go through our notes. I feel like our recaps always are like the most bonkers recaps of the week. Well, yes. I feel like we should just have a show watching Mades. I mean, that's what we're doing anyway. And that's one of my favorite things to do, you know?

So, Captain Lee, like, a lot of you really fucked up on that way that she folded the toilet paper, you know? Yeah. I mean, I think there was like an episode of Below Deck that was all about folding toilet paper. Was there literally was? Yeah. I was like, was like an episode of Below Deck that was all about folding toilet paper. Was there literally was? Yeah. I was like, oh. Yeah. Because she folded it in like a non-fancy fold.

Yeah. OK, so I could do the toilet paper folding the diamond. Do the diamond. And it's like a scrunched whatever. Yeah. So Captain Lee's like hops on his little bow to like rescue. It was like this very like intense action scene.

We're like, he's somehow was like in very intense action scene where he somehow was in the wheelhouse and a second later he was jumping off the deck, landing perfectly on this boat. I was like, don't getcha! And he just starts yelling at these guys. I was like, what we've been waiting for. I don't think we've ever seen Captain Lee yell at guests the way he yelled at these guys. And it was so thrilling. It really was. It's like sound the alarm. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. And he goes out there like, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, get on the boat, get on the goddamn boat.

You could have killed each other. And the guy's like, yeah, I am. Mollia. Yeah, they're all can try. Charlie's like, did we go too far? Uh-oh. I'm like, there's a 900 pound thing floating towards the sea. I was basically like speed three.

The very small version. It's coming right to the beach. Uh-oh, our bad captain, our bad. I'm a god, I'm a god, yeah. It's just like, sorry, that was my yass bar. I told him, I got him. He's like, I don't need your contrass, but I told him I got, he was like, I don't need your contrition. Your little rascals, little handfuls, get over here.

Can I? Cause he turned all my eyes, right? He's like, I care, I handful, ain't ya? Yes. Well, the guys start acting really dumb, cause he's like, well, you guys don't have your goddamn kill switches on, they're like, kill switch. What?

What? What are we? Kill switch,itch. What? What? What? Killswitch? Wow. Is that water? Rose. Yeah. Meanwhile, I don't know, did you notice this?

Did anyone notice that while this is all happening, they cut to Josiah, like up on the deck, just be like, hmm. Oh, it is from the Killswitch. Oh, it is from the Killswitch. Yeah. So Riley's on the radio, and she's like, uh, Kate, Kate, Kate, I'm down to Kate! Yes, Riley, yes, what is it?

Could you make some sparkling unicorn drinks and Kate's like, okay, so she's like, a sparkling unicorn. Here's what's in it. Fodka, soda, ice, water, chocolate sprinkles, cyanide, windex, jelly beanies. Broken glass, lowest years. You know, you can say a lot about the stereotypical case. But we're fun. We'll take any old thing you give us. Just call it a sparkle poop and we'll take it. We'll be like, yeah, sparkle that!

It's really true. It's very sad. We're very easy. We are very easy. So, meanwhile, down in the crew mess, Tyler is having some deep thoughts. Now, of course, if we remember the last deep thought he had was like, fresh tracks in the peanut butter, bro! Say! Put some ripples in that jelly. He has old man face, right?

That's what I love. I've been obsessed with this lately because I think I'm ready to nest. Yeah. So I'm like, what kind of man would I want? You know, I want one that's already fat and like old in the face, so I know what I'm getting, you know? Tyler is not fat, and I don't think he'll be fat, which is a minus, because I need a man. I need a man. Yeah. Yeah. I need to feel thinner. Like, so it's going to have to be really big at this one. But he has old man face though and I think it's pretty cute. I'm enjoying his early onset old man face. I think it's cool. Well, he's seen a lot. He's weathered, you know?

You don't get that you're getting throttled. I say nothing. Throttled! Throttled! Yeah, I can't just keep in that peanut butter throttle. So Josiah who basically is just here to troll straight people. Yeah, that's really what he's doing on the show. You know, he's like, he's like, hella, Tyler. Are you enjoying your time here so far?

And Tyler's like, yeah, like, I don't know where I'm gonna play after this though. And he's like, Alaska. Ah. Ha-ba-a-la-s-ka. He's like, yeah, I guess I could. And they basically are asking him, like, so do you love Riley? And he's like, yeah. Is that the peanut butter that we're using?

Do you know how they're Riley brands? Yeah, because Kate comes in and pretends to be really happy for them, which is like Kate signature move. Where she's like, hi. You look like a cameo, you're a high school swimmer. Yeah. Yeah, that's nice. You go to Alaska for the love of your life. Future together. Yeah, he's like, yeah, I love Riley. She's like, oh, I said that again right here. Riley, Riley is cake. What the fuck

you? Okay, it's just, just sad. I just not talking now. You don't want to say it on the radio? No. So that just went bomb into the middle of your relationship. Yeah. Let's just like put the volume up on the speaker. Do you love Riley? By the way, why don't you show up on where that beautiful box is from? Why did I bring?

I brought my toothbrush and toothpaste and lotion set from the hotel. You know why? I'll tell you why. Why don't you show that brand name? Oh, I brought them to rest my teeth, but I didn't leave it on the desk on purpose. I just dropped it here, but just we're not even past a minute. What in this recap? But sometimes you just have to say, I'm sorry for being mean to you and I'm really proud of what you've done in your life. And this goes out to L. Yeah. She made it. She made it. Rome soap.

Rome soap. And when you're a brush your teeth, you're like, ee-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e So Kate ruins a relationship. Yes. So there's going to be a wake party and everything. So Riley hears this on the radio. OK, go ahead. And Riley is like, who said that? Who said that? Got it?

Got it. So she's like letting around. So she just marched into Laura. And she's like, did you say that? Did you ask that you love Riley? And I was like, sorry. No. What was it? Riley and there's like sorry? Sorry Check yourself

Sorry So the reason I went I can't pass this up. I'm sorry, but they were talking about because Kate is asking Okay, so if you marry Riley, will you name your baby? Sianna Kate. Yeah, this is her thing. She says it all Name it Sianna Kate. Come on, it's going to be fun. And she goes, that's the stripper in the lab. And then she, Kate does a Kate as a stripper dance. And this is my favorite thing, OK? It's there.

She goes. Yeah. It's like a really lazy ski. Yeah. If she's doing. It's like a casual mogul, you know, just like on my hat. You know, that's, I feel like that phrase, that's I feel like that phrases curse because I feel like the last time she asked if a baby was gonna be named

Siannake was when she asked Caroline and Chandler or Caroline if her baby with Chandler's being named Siannake. So turns out cake and Mickey by polar. Yeah, it's the weirdest it's the weirdest gift. So gay wigs. okay. I guess I'm my no-thar for this section. Yes, yes, yes, yes, wig-ass. It's all yes, okay. They're gonna have a wig party, and the gays have spent an entire trunk

of their allowance on wigs, just bad wig. Yeah, exactly. So they're sort of like getting ready for the wig party, and then Riley finds Kate, and it's like, what was that whole situation? And Kate's like, well, he's wearing an Alaska sweater into Asian heat, so. He wants to.

You know? She's like, yeah, yeah, yeah. So they really do set up Riley bad in this. Yeah. Because Riley is like, I don't care. I don't really even care. Like, I have a bow. Like, what the fuck do I care?

I just want to fuck him. He's my fuck boy. So I care. I'm totally, totally, I'm fucking, God, what the fuck do I care? I just want to fuck him, he's my fuck boy. So I care, it's just, I'm totally, totally in rhythm, I'm like, God, I don't care, I don't care. So they're like, he likes you. She's like, oh! Oh! Oh!

Oh, oh, oh, oh! That's what I mean, we've all been there, but girl. It's like Kate knows, you know? And I'd like to think she's not doing that on purpose, but I'm also so proud of her because I know that she's doing it on purpose. Yeah That's what we love about her. She's breaks people left and right Yeah, so then there was like a scene of like Ashton Laura Cuddling and having like a really dull heart to heart She's like so sorry. I don't know enough about being me asked in what team like is like well

Baby asked in grew up in a household. They was hitting the family My mom yelled my dad yelled I became a stripper Isn't it weird how it's so hot when it comes from a guy Yeah, like I've been friends with so many girl strippers, you know, and their stories are basically the same. It's like my parents hate, you know, it's like the same, but I'm like, oh, oh, by lunch. Oh, by lunch, girl. But when it's a man, I'm like, yeah. That has broken. Your parents yelled at each other, yeah, it's hot.

Fucking creep. And then like, uh. So, you know, I just looked at Ronnie's notes, and I just cracked up because it says, Josiah to, yeah, in a wig. I love it. You really? You're calling, yes. You're really lazy. But the people is, yes and a wig.

Yeah. Everybody has their name and his is, yes. In a wig. Yes and a wig. Yeah. So Josiah to, yes and a wig. He's like, I judged a book by its cover with these guests. There's nothing like the bullies in schools. There was.

They have wigs. So, yes, it's like, what's the Spanish name? Because I want to name myself something that's sponsored this week. Yes, I knew that. Okay, Maria comes, you thought, I thought, I just to name myself something he's sponsored this week. Yes. I need one. OK. Maria comes, he thought about it at the shop to group on. OK.

Thanks. I was like, whoa. Being problematic is so less offensive when it's just really fast. Yeah. I'm done about. I'm on about. Yeah.

So I have to say, I kind of loved Kate's wig situation. She came out of the big, big thing of hair. She looks like a Diana waitress. I kind of want that to be her look forever. Because it's of the big, like, big thing of hair. She's like a diner waitress. I kind of want that to be her look forever. Because it's like a character, but it's true to Kate, and it's like two different colors. It's like a blonde up here, and then a red back here. And she's like, why?

It's totally normal. It's how people wear their hair now. So the chef is getting pissed, because he's like, service, service, boobs, boobs, and left-your-boobs, service, service. boobs, I left your boobs, service, service. My dick is getting soft, waiting for the service. Is that problematic? Was that problematic?

And I love that, like Josiah, what am I, Josiah? Josiah, you can just like bring this like out of left-field shade. And like he was sitting there with Laura. Laura has this like weird blonde thing on her head. And Josiah just looks at me as, oh, he looked like Susan. She's

like, who Susan? She goes, just someone named Susan. He's like just so devastating, especially because it's British too. She's like, it's so good. I was like, that's over for me, I'm done. Mm, mm, mm. He looked like a pamm to me. Pamm. Are you Joyce? Is this a Joyce? So they're all having fun and getting along. And Adrian has no breath to touch

or no vagina's to comment on. So he's like getting super grumpy. And he's like, I hate that, you know? That's just like, what hilarious, yes, weeks? And he's like, no. it's just respect for me. I put so much hard work and effort into this. No one's taking it seriously. I'm like, oh my God, what is wrong with him?

He's a chef. He's a chef, that's true. You know, I was worried for him. I couldn't believe his food was so good when he was such a decent person. And now we know that nothing's wrong. He's five, it's a horrible human being. He's terrible. He's a decent person. And now we know that nothing's wrong. He's five, it's a horrible human being. He's terrible.

He's a terrible person. Yeah. And then a guy, like I rarely will stand up for guests. You know, especially when they don't push it on their preference sheet, but like the guy who, this one guy, like, he's allergic to, it was Gaspwig. Gaspwigs, they,

allergic to crab. Yeah, they really, yes. Yes. They served it. And just the foods coming out and go, yes. And so they give them that they literally did. I'm sorry I'm saying that so much.

Up to them, yes. Like, I'll have to get some grits. So they give him this food and he goes, I can't have crab, baby. He can't have crab, babies. Come up, crab, baby. I can't, baby. Hmm. Can't have crab, baby. So then Adrian just gets so pissed off of him, which I guess I understand if you didn't have crab babies. He can't have crab babies. Can't have crab babies.

Can't have crab babies. So then Adrian just gets so pissed off at him, which I guess I understand if he didn't put crab down that he's allergic to, but at the same time, it's like, if he eats it, he will die. And like, Adrian is like so mad at him. He's like, he would almost like rather this guy die and be consistent with the preference sheet

than like send it back. Wouldn't you? I mean, that's what I want when people complain. I'm like am I supposed to fix this? Or should you just die? Like I was like a never working customer service. You know, like a lot of time Warner, your cable's not working?

Die. Okay. Press one to die. Press two to die. And press three to fucking die. Okay. Thanks. So Josiah's like,

I don't think Adrian did his yoga today. He's usually very zen. Yeah. That was a lot of like, emoting for Josiah. So Charlie is like, Should I get mad or should I save that for a day? I didn't just fall off of a thingy,

the water. He's like, how does this have cheese? Does this have cheese? What you know it does, because Adrian's in that place now, where he's like, fucking eat the cheese. He's like, how does this have cheese? Does this have cheese? What you know, it does because Adrian's in that place now where he's like fucking eat the cheese, you know, because I'm gonna make this guy fart all night long. I don't care. Yeah. And they're like, I don't know. And he's like, you know what? He's great. He's great. I'll just let it go. And then he's like, I'm actually full for the first time this entire trip. I'm like, shut up. Shut up. So then Lauren, Aston or in Bay.

Oh, yeah. You did this. I did it out of order, everyone. I apologize. How dare you only have 19 more sections of news? Ha, ha, ha. Sometimes this feels like church, because I remember going to church, we had programs.

I'm from a very theatrical family. But I remember looking at the program in church, like counting off the songs, I'm like, I could not wait for like, hallelujah, angel, whatever. Cause I don't like, there's only like three more after this. It's like going to a wedding, okay. When you see who the speakers are and you're like,

okay, here's a poem by someone, so you're just going down, waiting, waiting. Like, cocktail or? Cause it's all in sections. I'm like, yes, wigs, gays, horrible girls. It's okay. How many sections until horrible girls? Yeah. Okay. So the next day, we can tell the production really hates the chef too, because

they use that close-up fish cam on him, they put in all their rooms. They were good today. They got chef doing this, and then they got a Joe Sawas boner. Yeah. No, no. Tyler's boner. Oh, I didn't get to see that well the internet did Yeah, I said thank you said thank you below dick, man So the chef you know they hate him because the chef. This is how he wakes up. Here's the camera right here Okay, pretend this sees me. He's like It was terrifying It was like a terrible sequel to Blair Lish. So Tyler and Riley, he's like, yeah, you know what?

I was thinking. She's like, peanut butter. He's like, yeah. Also, we should get drinks. She's like, drinks? What do you mean? He's like, drinks. I don't like, we'll go out, but just we could go out.

And she's like, without the crew. That's crew. Totally not in you without the crew, that's crew. Totally not in you, totally not in you. Moooo. Say it again. Say it again, say it again, say it a fifth time, and I'll be angered in the fourth time. Go ahead, say it again.

Yeah, that's what brings again. Say it again, say it again, got it, got it. Yes sir. Got it, got it, got it, yes sir. I'm saying yes, I'm gonna go. Got it. Got it. And I'm so refreshing to be this live, because this is always it, that's her. I'm saying yes, I'm gonna go, got it. I'm so refreshing to be this live

because this is always what I do with her lip that no one can ever see it because she gets mad and she curls up her upper lip and her gums are gonna be gone, okay. But she does that, she's like, Get it, got it, get it. You speak romantically to me, got it, get it. You speak romantically to me, got it. Got it.

So he's like, I dress to impress. Emily, and so Laura is juicing in the kitchen and Adrian, you know, typical just at work. This is how he's standing while she's juicing, isn't it? Sorry, but a little space please. As I like to ask the microphone, excuse me. So she's like, oh, making some juice, sweet and juicy. It goes just like me. And then to make it, like that would have been bad.

That's a juicy guy. That is disgusting. What does that even mean? But what's even worse is that like, you could have left it at that. It would have already been at like creep level eight. But then he's like, it's been over a month. So trust me, I'm juicy. Oh my god. It's like a... Overright persimmon. So,

sometimes chefs can be a little forward and say things that are out of the ordinary. Yeah, she's like chefs are notoriously disgusting, but I have come on my shoulder like gross Sorry, sorry. I mean Patricia's right here. Patricia's right in front of my face. I mean We have to be civilized So breakfast service cold brews and protein smoothies I protein smoothies. My bio. I don't know why I wrote down this.

Like this is I wrote. That's what this show is. That's what we write down. Five bloody marries were ordered. Yeah. Because I was wondering how. Yes, I can't believe really. I think this is great.

Great content. Okay. Okay. Okay. Whenever all those fails, we just go, okay. So Kate, you know. So she Kate has just woken up. It's breakfast service.

And she's just like, I don't know. I need to smell with anything. And Laura's like, yeah, the first order came in 45 minutes ago and Kate just goes, are you kidding me? I hate them. So Tyler and Riley are getting ready for dinner. This is why intersex grooming should not happen, okay? You've got Riley and Tyler, which, you know, they're having fun

because they're getting the most out of the intersex, grooming, but it's also so awkward later because they're stuck together. And then you've got Laura stuck with the chef, right? It's terrible. I think he got Ashton with Ross. And if you're like,

ugh, there's just so much awkwardness after this. So, so they're getting ready to go out together. And he's like, next fall after fire season, I'm gonna try and find a bow. You know, that I could be in charge of. And she's like, that's great because of my sailing skills and your boarding skills and my sailing skills

and fishing skills. It's gonna be awesome and fishing and fishing skills. And he's like, I feel like you're like hitting something. And she's like, yeah, and he goes, but that's my plan with my own bow. Oh, okay. You're the third deckhand.

Do you guys want this guy, I was captaining your boats, okay? He's amazing. I'm not finna butter. This is a guy who in the last scene said, our parts fit well together or something like that. And now he's I turned off when she said, oh yeah, and I could like fish on your boat.

And he's like, whoa. Where's the peanut butter are gonna stay? Well, this is where we start the pattern of saying incorporated a lot. Okay, that's all they say from here on out. That's their love language for the rest of the episode. Because he's like, that's the plan with my own boat. And she's like, well, I just incorporated myself into it.

So how about that? She's all LL seeing his ass by the way. I dropped the papers and I thought them were the second or second. So, got it. Got it. Got it. Tyler's like, let me tell you the quickest way to scare me off by forcing yourself into my future plans and also making fresh tracks in the peanut

But at the point Actually said incorporating yourself in my it's like you heard that word and now it's gonna be in there forever Also shut the fuck up Tyler all she said was that you could sell unless you could fish on her on your boat He was looking for an excuse to put it on her as to why he didn't want to get attached. Yeah. Oh, yes. Yes.

Yes. Yes. Yes. It can be serious, too. You know, like, yes. Yes. Yes. It's like you just saw a jet ski and found out

about these plans. Yeah. Yeah. So Riley has been a little bit bruised as she tries to remind him that she's still boss. So she starts like, tucking in her shirt. She's like, does that's ready to go? They ready to tuck in.

She does do that. When all of us fail, she just starts talking her shirt. And she starts like, yeah, does that. We're gonna do this. So we can go, all right. Are they your chores? Are they fresh trash in the peanut butter now? Okay. All right.

We'll get that done. But you know, she's mad. Got it. She's talking your shirt in the face. Got it. I said I need the Peanut Butter two, three times already. I want to say it a fourth time. I'll be angry in the first time.

Okay, got it. Peanut Butter, got it. Jiffy, you want it, Jiffy? I want Jiffy. Okay, got it. So Riley is talking to Kate and Josiah, who are like squeegees, am I right? What a loser. Look at that gay are like squeegees am I right? What a loser.

Look at that gay and the tank top am I right? I've changed so much. So they're chatting and Riley comes up to them and she goes from total like, yeah, right. See you again, Josiah. And she's like, guess what? I just got asked out on a date. My toilet.

Ah! Ah! I think Josiah, oh my god. Josiah has a really good experience. We're gonna fight over the Josiah. Did you see that? Did you see that small fight? And I was like, I'm gonna lean back.

No, I'm not. I just figured since you did the last one, I'll do the next one. You could do the Josiah if you want. You do it with Josiah. We could do it together. No, we're skipping Josiah, that's it. No Josiah. Patricia gets the next line. You could do the Josiah if you want. You do it, Josiah. We could do it together. No, we're skipping Josiah, that's it. No Josiah.

Patricia gets the Josiah. You do it. No, you do it for real. No, let's do it together. This is gonna be the worst line of the entire show now. You're not supposed to talk about it. No, so Josiah, so Josiah is like talking about Riley and Tyrone. He's like, they're the kind of couple I can see driving across America, using a bucket

for a toilet and a different bucket for a shower. I think it'd be really cute. And it's so funny because I'm like, isn't that hilarious how people, like European people think of us, you know? And I'm like, I literally took that trip with my meanwhile, Pappa. In an army, we had one ticket. I mean, we had multiple buckets for things. I was gonna say, I thought it was pretty generous that he gave them two buckets. Yeah. He classed them up a little bit. It's like a bucket in an empty like Cheetos wrapper.

Do they have tang and peanut butter sandwiches in the morning? That is my question. Oh, that was a big spit. Glad no one's down there. My, of course, one of my favorite parts of any below deck episode is, bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum. Anchor drama, anchor drama, anchor drama, anchor drama.

Bring that anchor right. Fuck shaggles. Anchor, drama, Anchor, drama, bring that anchor right. Fuck shadows! Oh, I think it's the week that they're actually going to sink the boat. Nope, not this time. That's all right. Every single week, it's like, oh my God, the anchor's coming up. The anchor's coming up.

It's coming up. It's like, oh my God, get down there. Get down there. Everything's fine. Like oh. I'm looking through my 20 pages of meds. Anchor, anchor, anchor, anchor, anchor, anchor, I'm the drama, I'm the drama.

Where's that kid working on that? Okay, where's Miss Allen, alright guys? So the gays are waiting, they're waiting at the bar. All of the gays are surrounding the bar. It's hilarious and Kate comes in all harried. Kate's just like slumping in her hair is like in 20 different places. And she's like, hi. And they're like, we're writing fat drink. And she's like, hmm, anybody want to buy my teamy? Get out. She doesn't give them shit. She's like, go. So a bunch of unicorns on the dock, so go fetch, go. I see your awful weapon, it looks about three grand lights,

so with the fuck off queens. And he's like, yeah. So they leave, and then they're getting off, and then Charlie is like just over there, because he's like, well, I just have to say, I have to thank you guys so much. I'm like, I'm actually getting emotional right now. I'm like legit literally emotional.

Emotional, emotionally emotional legit. Like my fillers are coming undone. Like this is awful. Oh my come on, move it along. Yeah, everyone's like, I gay people. Yeah. That was so hard. Cool.

I'm sorry, it was hard. That was hard and cake us. Bye. She hates that. I'm sorry it was hard that was hard and cake us bye I'm Charlie tells just I so he goes I'll be seeing you again Die die now die mentally die So cleaning, clean before the two DTAs. That's right. Let's wipe.

Go just do. Wipe it down. There's a railing. Get it, girl. So the captain said, I have a guy down meeting. We got more interesting guests coming into those jazz queens. Okay.

We had one queen almost died by refusing to secure his wrist. That's right. that's right. What is that? What a idiot. How many legs do I have to cut off all of us to get rid of video? I'm sorry, people, those don't my best work. I'm not my best friend. I apologize, everyone.

I'd like to react to everything I just said and substitute it with a solid god damn it. I love how God damn it. And I love how he puts it because it's it's so like my papa explaining the first time he ever saw me around theater friends, you know, he's like God those guys were everywhere. It's like equal to being like those packets am I right? It's like equal to being like those faggot, am I right? It's like you go. So the obligatory ross calls his kid. The obligatory absentee father call. Yeah. He's like, I can't wait to get back to Koi and Aelosin and saw

our new life together where I'll be a very good father who will never get in trouble with the police. Never again. I never find myself in a strange internet romance with someone who was on late at this episode. Did you guys see this weird thing that's happening? Yeah! So, per- Yes!

Who's on Charlie.com? So basically for those who are uninitiated, which is sort of me too Basically, I guess Ross is dating the primary girl who comes on later in the episode now and Riley Riley tweeted out a photo of them together and said here's the happy couple got it and then he was like You know what? Raleigh this was a this was a calculated attack in my personal life, whatever. And then she responded saying, this was a public photo. And she was banned from watching.

It happens live clubhouse. Isn't that good? I love this girl. That's like, that's like a very messy low level scandal that I'm really into. And then if you go look at Instagram, I love Instagram because I just think everybody's getting burned alive in the world. You know, like if you only read Instagram, you would think that everybody's being murdered in their home every day. Because the way people have responded to this girl, they all found her Instagram and they're like,

F*** you, cuckfitness! I'm like, oh! Oh my geez! Oh my god! Yeah. Oh, I can't wait to see you set it. So, that Ronnie Carram who set it. Yeah, like people are so mean You guys I put so much lotion on my hand right now. I'm just like is it a real lotion? Oh wow It feels like an undeveloped website Feels like a 404 error to me

for error than me. I don't even hear what you said, but I just like the sound of it. Come for the recap, stay for the 404 error jacks. So let's see, Ross calls this kid and I'm like that poor fucking kid, you know. I actually like it better when your dad just is never there, but then FaceTime's you like, oh, we're shot with the, it's like, mate, don't stop calling me mother. You're not gonna be a mother. I'm sorry. It's been a very triggering week here. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm trolling the South Pacific Sea. I like when we started this event. It's like, are these stories true? It is like I worked in a bowling alley and my father had a troller and so now Riley is getting ready for her date. And she's trying stuff on and Tyler is doing this whole thing of being like, man, I just feel so pressured because Riley's just like, interjecting herself into my life. I'm like, you made some stupid, often common about a want to have a boat, which is not a life

plan. And then you're the one who also adds to her to drink. So stop talking about her like, interjecting herself into your life when you're the one who is like, advancing this into more than just fuck buddies. Yeah. I'm sorry. I'm sorry, but that's how I feel, okay? Sorry, sorry, okay? Sorry, hey What do you want me to do?

Sorry, I thought you liked it. You asked me for drinks. No, it was like that sounds good. So I ordered three drinks. That's what you do I don't know what I want. So, to look thirsty, I want to act thirsty. So, I want like this. Whoa. Someone got me drink. What? I said, Tyler, please, what are we?

A short glass of tequila in it. And then a tall glass with two lines. And what? What? I got a medium sized glass with half tequila, half. What? Okay? I'm sorry.

Whoa. This reminds me this one time, but that's a little girl. I was like, I wanna go, whoa. What? I wanna go fishing on a boat on some gentleman's boat and we can go fishing together and Zelda Presby said, no, you're too heavy for a boat, you're just gonna sink it into this day.

I've never seen a boat in my life, okay? I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I've never seen a boat. She gets helicoptered out of there. Oh, my God. So Kate is dressing right like her big. I like my head after that. During this so many times, I'm like, it's just my favorite to do a amount in a life show

because Ramanar really does do a shrug dance where she's like, what? What, what I do? Like a constant shoulder thing is like, what? Not to be confused with the Kristen Jodie Seriously Seriously Oh

Yeah, Kristen dead is more like thriller and Ramona is more like Bob Fossy Okay, so Kate is dressing caught that test fucking hurt. I really need to start exercising. Oh, why am I getting off subject? I'm so sorry. But our hotel, where we're staying, has a mirror right, a full length mirror right in front of the toilet.

I am mortified. I mean, in my house, I have a mirror this big above the sink, like up here. I only see my face. I think I'm adorable. Like, I have reverse body dysmorphia, you know? But this, there is no escaping. And I try and look at my phone and then I brought my iPad in and I'm literally sitting on the pot like this. So, look, you're bird boxing yourself on the toilet. Yes!

I'm not going for it! You're not moving that up head or you will die! I'm touching for it. Reaching for the toilet. Wow! Wow! I just don't recommend it as what I'm saying. Good!

And then I went in eight, like, 19,000 calories. Like, it didn't even affect me. OK, point is, Kate is helping Riley get dressed for her big day. And she is totally ruined in this relationship already. OK. So now she's like, well, the black one is pretty, but maybe she should go more like, I don't give a fuck.

I'm cool. Why don't you put on like an unremarkable beige top? Have that something like that? Yeah. You know what I think is going to happen on this date? Something. Mm-hmm. Hey, look.

Hey, look, Caroline left her stupid sweater. Why don't you put that on? That works out really well for her. Oh, guess where I see this relationship going somewhere. Mm-hmm. Did you mention the thing about growing on his boat? Yeah, did you do that? I think he'll be a good move. Have you

mentioned incorporating? So Riley's all excited and she's like, me am I actually broke up two years ago? And so like, look, I'm fucking excited, right? So the chef calls his mom, okay, this is such a piss. whenever he gets distra a woman He calls either the girlfriend that he's in an open relationship with on or serial cheating on yeah depending on how you look at it

Sweet affections or now his mother. Yeah, yeah, so he's like you know all these like guests are like really mean And I just don't know I think about a career change. I think I might move to New York. I'm like, right. Thanks That's very interesting That's like literally all I was he't know. I think about a career change. I think I might move to New York. I'm like, great, thanks. That's very interesting. That's like, literally all I was. He's like, maybe I moved to New York. Yeah, guess where people go to escape obnoxious horrors. That's so fray-tanned, facelifted queens from hell. New York! Yeah.

Everyone's really very like, easy going there. Totally not making me mad. Totally not making me mad. Yeah. God. So Riley and her future husband Throttle had off to the pink coconut. We're all great relationships begin.

The pink coconut, that was so sad. Yeah. I'm like, you know that that means that this is a bad coconut, right? Please don't eat this coconut. The hands of coconut. You have the original that? The skin coconut.

Spoiled milk. The restaurant. So, uh, so they have those out her chair. She's like, that's nice. I'm like, oh, she doesn't see what's coming. I guess we'll be doing a lot of this chair pulling on the boat that we'll be sharing in your life, right?

Poor thing. It turns out he just basically invited her out to dump her, which is so. Actually, if you think about it, it's so nice. I've been ghosted so many times. This girl got like a ranted Pokemon. Okay? At least you got to eat. Well, you know what?

So they're basically, they're saying they're having very awkward conversation about the weather, which is great. That's pretty much how, by the way, every blow deck goes on the show. I always think it's weird that they even go on dates on below deck. Isn't that weird because you're living together and then you're like fucking together and then you just go off separately for a second as a date? I don't know, it's weird to me. So they're having this awkward conversation and Tyler's

basically like, yeah, so I think this is pretty cool. And in the future, forever in the same time zone, we can get together and fuck. You know? So she's future, forever in the same time zone, like we can like get together and fuck, you know, so. She's like, I don't think she's soon to like talk about, like maybe stuff happening, if things are happening, then things are happening. I'm like, what's she saying? If you're like falling for someone,

am I right, right, right, right, right? Because she's not understanding, even though he was very clear for him, you know. Yeah, he's basically like, you know, I just, I don't want to hold back my life for someone else's life. Do you know what I'm saying? He's like, I can't curl my lip up into my mouth any further. So he's like, I thought I had a vogue and it was part of my lip in my nostril.

Yeah. So, he's like, yeah, I was talking to the captain about his wife and I was like, when do you know you wanted to stick it in that lady? If I had a rat and the captain said I knew right away. She's like, yeah, yeah, yeah. She's like, oh, sorry for me. You got it. She's so excited and he's like, I haven't felt that yet, obviously. And she's like, oh, I get it, get it. I know, I felt bad for you. I mean, so much. She just shamming and like, redoing Ross. Yeah, Ross, I'm doing something right now.

It's like, what are you doing? She's like, just my head instinct to do that right now. I know. Like to him, it was just a simple breakup. But to the government, it was a terrorist act because she's gonna go back on that boat and it's fucking explode. Okay. Also, I really objected the fact that she was drinking a martini out of a margarita glass. Did anyone else notice that? That just seemed wrong to me. I'm like really upset about it. Oh, the way that way to go,

like, sympathize with Dorit. That's how to pull me out of your thighs. Of course, of course. So then Tyler, he's like, dude, this is supposed to be like summer camp, you know? You fuck a lot, then you go home. I'm like, what summer camp did you go to? That is the most amazing summer camp I've ever heard of. We prayed and glued shells together. Macaroni shells, not even real fucking shells. They may have been talking about being a counselor.

Oh. Actually, that's hot. Okay, thank you. Yeah, see? You can change my mind in it. Yeah, exactly. So now it's time for the preference sheet meeting, which means it's time to meet the last guest of the season.

Her name is Crystal Kelly Murphy from Fairfield, Connecticut. Has anyone here from Connecticut? Oh. Okay. You're from Fairfield? Oh, you're a family. So you know what Fairfield, Connecticut's all about. So I think anyone who knows Fairfield, but we're already getting nervous when we see

this girl is coming down the pike. Girl, well, first I liked it because it's got multiple big girls in the group of friends, which I'm like finally a real fucking group of friends on this show. Yeah Which you know, you know all I want is like a girlfriend that I can like actually eat with on the boat because my ass is not going swimming Yeah, I don't give a fuck about your slide or your ski down the water thing fuck you. What are you making me to eat? So I like that, but then you know it's terrible. You know she's gonna be terrible. Yeah, it's So Kate's so Kate sees the preference she is like, huh? It's just like a girl who just wants to you you know, drink wine and party with her friends.

Oh, this is good. I think it's just gonna be like a cool, easy charter, like no problem. Be very simple. It's gonna be amazing. They're just gonna wanna party the entire charter. Huh, that's weird. Do you wanna laugh party?

Easy, I was like, easy. They're totally fucking with Kate. My love it. It's a rare Kate misstep and it was amazing. So Riley and Tyler come back, and they're both like fucked up over their day, you know? Tyler's like, whew. And she's like, whew. Got it.

He's like, I put fresh tracks in the cream. She's by accident. Wrong one. And then Riley cries. And she's like, I didn't expect this from him. And it was sad. Yeah. And then I'm not getting into sadness

because girl, you know, I've been there. I'm like, he broke up with me too. I remember him. But also how sad that Riley's shedding tears over Tyler of all people. That's the real sad part. You know, those of us who are always like, I don't need a relationship.

We cry the hardest. We cry the hardest. We cry the hardest! So then they're all gonna go out to the club now. And Kate's wearing this like yellow top. It's like, oh, Parakeet, you know? And she's like, very excited. And Laura goes, ooh, I really like this. And Kate goes, which part?

Ha ha ha ha. And there is a correct answer. Ha ha. It's like, all of a bitch, you guys, thank you. Thank you. You get to say thank you. Is this on? It's not is it I'm just a loud bitch All right, is this on on how long has it been off? Is it been off a long time? Oh Shit, sorry people listening at home. You've been like, thank you.

Yeah. Just go, just go. Okay, so yeah, I was like, thank you. I was wondering why you guys couldn't hear my Kate talking. I cannot give Kate more energy, okay. That's not a role that could be performed on stage in the theater without a body mic. So they're all going out, they're all going out to dinner,

and Riley is sitting across from Tyler, just chewing her tea like this, just staring at him, and he just seems to be oblivious to everything. And he's like, they're just making small talk. And he's like, you know, they're just making small talk. And he's like, what are you getting? And she's like, beep car patia. And he goes, if you want seafood, risotta, I'll share. And she's like, oh, God, this is going to be that couple that like fights over food at dinner, you know, like no thanks. And then did Tyler say this, I feel like this is like

a Riley question. Did Tyler say how's your Marchini? Because then Riley goes creamy. Yeah. Which is wrong in many, many ways. Some people shouldn't flirt. They just don't have it. Just see Tyler back and get it done with. None of us need to hear this. Yeah.

Or make Marchini's really creamy. So so basically Ashen and Laura and Tyler grew up to smoke and Tyler starts telling telling Ash and Laura about what happened on the night. Can I join? Can I join? Sorry. Sorry. I'm sorry. This is so evil that she just comes in here to get intel to like go spill. But that's a good friend too, which I'm shocked to see from Laura. Yeah. And he's like, Tara's like, yeah, I mean, things with Riley like she wanted to fish in my fantasy boat. And I'm like, get out of my fantasy, right?

I was like, get out of here, S Corp. Yeah. I love Steve fans for a loser loser. Come on. He's a backsp-Corp. Yeah. Oh. Hello, Steve fans for Luzer and Luzer. Come on. So it's Jack's people out there. Yeah. He's like, let's get back to banging. What's wrong with that?

I'm like, you kicked her off your boat. You can't go banging after that. Yeah. What's the fancy boat? Say what happened to that? OK, now my favorite suite of this week, which I couldn't bring up because I couldn't find out what Facebook group it was in.

I forgot. But it was really good. And it's the captain. And he is going off on Tyler. And it's so good. I couldn't find out what Facebook group it was in. I forgot, but it was really good. And it's the captain and he is going off on Tyler and it's so good. I didn't see this. You knew that she liked you acting like that. And then surprise the shame. He's like yelling on Twitter.

He's like a rookie like guests. I love that. I loved it. Yeah. Yes. So, uh, yeah. Yes. Yeah.

So Ashley, uh, Ashton and Laura Yeah, so Ashley, uh, Ashton and Laura go back up to the crows next. But by the way, please don't ever put me on a luxury yacht where I have to lay out where the maids were like, fucking whole night. Whoa! Whoa! Probably everywhere, to be honest.

I mean, not because they're maids, because they're maids. Also because they're maids, let me come on! We're just gonna be like there before I go there So it's the next morning people waking up. Riley. Of course is very snipy with Tyler Which we we could expect and then comes another one of our favorite montage of some blow deck that happens every week provisions Here come the provisions here the ladies here's the groceries Here come the provisions, here the lays, here's the groceries. Signing Cheetahs, signing Cheetahs, signing Cheetahs, signing.

So much is happening right now, you guys. Ash covered it back. Oh yeah, so the guys, they're like, get laid again. He's like, I'll COVID it make up the crow's nest, I'll COVID it make up. And he's like, what happened? What happened with you? So he's sailing and then he starts doing his sex dance. And this is how Tyler starts doing his sex dance to say how good it was. He was like, he's like riding an invisible merry go around.

That's a sad. It was like, add that to the Kate sex dancing. I was like, aww. Some awkward bonin. So they're getting ready for this. Let's get to the girls. Yeah, yeah. I need to get to the girls. I've got a lot of cleaning and Riley crying.

Okay, no. Flicking till girls, awful girls, okay. So this is what you hear as the girls come out. She's like, I'm sweating so hard. I haven't been wearing underwear for three days. So that, so she starts, that's like how she's approaching on the press and rail. And so they get up there and they're doing like the staff

is doing the whole speech like, welcome to the boat, yada yada yada. And then I don't know if you guys noticed this, Crystal started fanning herself, and then they all started fanning themselves. Like, oh my god, Crystal's fanning herself. Crystal's fanning herself. Crystal's fanning herself. Do it, do it, do it, do it, do it.

Can you see anything? Was that too late? Was that too late? I don't know. Of course, more up. And then Crystal, she's paying for this shit fanning. Crystal's like so much boob sweat, and I don't even have boob sweat. And they're like, ah!

Oh my god, that's a crystal. That's a crystal. I like them when she's like, oh my, oh my, I don't wanna, I don't wanna, I don't wanna wear my other day. Everyone else is like, what gross horse? Like they look, you get a close-up of Kate and she's like, oh.

And then they show Ashton and Ashton and Wutzer's Ben's Ross and they're like, yeah, bro. Yeah, bro. All the fish that see are swarming. So, so she's like, ah, can I get some sunscreen for my party? They're like six glasses of Rosea McFaess. We're like, a bad idea.

I'm like, I was like, ah! I'm like, ah! I'm like, ah! I'm like, ah! I'm like, ah! Oh my gosh! I'm like, ah! You're hilarious.

Oh my gosh. So Kate is just staring at them. Like she's just standing there literally like this. Hmm. And there's Steph, guys. All right, well, Kate's going to take your, Kate. Kate's going to take him around. She goes, let's go.

Yeah. I'm like, walks off. I made a warm prediction about you guys, so this is really disappointing. So the girls get upstairs like one of the decks, and they're ordering drinks, and someone asked for a bourbon old-fashioned and Chris was like, can you do a pre-1800s old-fashioned?

Where, it's just like a little bit of betters, and like, oh, I'm all right, no muddle the frit. I'm like, what old-fashioned has muddle food in it? Is that like, that's not a thing, where, it's just like a little bit of better, and like, I'll line my ride, no, I don't have a frill. I'm like, what old fashioned has metal fruit in it? Is that like, that's not a thing, right? Michael, is that a thing old fashioned has metal fruit? He says, yes, I take it all back. I'm like, what? I'm like, what?

I'm like, what? We meet you at every show we ever do. Just a fact checker. Yeah. It's been really helpful. And Kate went to you showing her out. At first I still thought I was gonna like Crystal because, and I do like Crystal, but I really thought I was gonna love her

because Kate's like, and here's the exercise room and they're like, ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!

They're just like, my God. I don't think I could even work out after the six glasses of Rosé ahead of breakfast, which I, oh my God, my God. I don't think I could even work out after the six glasses of rosé I had at breakfast, which I, oh my God, Coachella. Coachella, God. I think, Kate, it's like, you also have two bathrooms up here, which means you have two per day, so she goes, Ha-ha, to the island, we have two, bye-bye.

Oh my God. Tell you, my favorite kind of nightmare. So good. I used to drink out of it. I didn't know what it was when we were kids You know what I thought it was like a fountain. The day? The day? Yeah, it wasn't dirty. I'm sure Muddled old passions am I right? Oh, sorry I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

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I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited.

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I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I no, no. I'm still like mortified with myself. I'm like, that was weird. Yeah. No, I'm so mad at my mom. There are certain things my mom just didn't tell us. Like, why didn't you just tell me

that's what you clean your ass with? I mean, why is that so gross to tell your kid? You know, my sister thought she was bleeding to death when she got her first period. She didn't know what was happening. You guys just took this dark, right? That's fucked up. You just tried to drinks are great. That's fucked up. You just tried to distract.

I fucked up for two hours already, Blaster. You just tried to distract everyone from your bedadrinking by putting it on your sister's period. I projected all of my disappointment and anger onto my mother. Welcome to my life. Like, what are you new to this? Did anyone see those fire festival documentaries?

Did that not just feel like the moment the guy said he was going to blow someone for Evian water? I've blown people for less, I'll tell you that. Okay. Anyway, so these old, so the old vashans finally arrive and Crystal is not having it. She's like, um, this is not a lemon rind. And her friend goes, um, he said no, no, no fruit. She says, and I'm not a lemon rind. And her friend goes, um, he said no, model fruit.

And I'm sorry for lemon rind. So lemon rind, not an orange rind. This is an orange rind. We'll get there eventually. Yeah, we'll get there eventually. I was like, she is awful. Make her a full time cast remember. Please immediately.

So then in the kitchen, it's Laura in the chef. This is fun. This is fun. Again, why are they always alone in the kitchen? I don't like it. Get some safe. So she's like, um, the meat's in here, right? Should I be Laura and you be Adrian?

Yeah, already fucked your arm. Now it's your turn to fuck my arm. Oh, I'll be Adrian? Yeah, you be Adrian. Okay. Okay. What are you looking for? I don't feel like it.

What are you looking for? Where's the feel like it. What are you looking for? Uh, where's the meat? It's in here, right? I got you meat. Your meat's right here in my pants. It's my penis. It's penis shaped. It's penis shaped.

Penis shaped meat in my pants. Juicy. It's been a month, I'm juicy. Um, she goes, I don't like that shit. And then now she's mortified, you know, which, I mean, it took a little time, but she should be. He's disgusting. What a pig. Yeah.

And also, I feel like, this is so wrong to say, because you shouldn't sexually harass anybody no matter what, but especially when you stink. And you know he's stink. Yeah. He's so sweaty and like, yeah. he's so like patchouli ambio, but also like tuna that he ate two weeks ago, like still so weird.

Like he wiped some tuna and he's still there. Like he's so gross. Like if you're gonna abuse me, take a shower first. Like have some respect when you just respect me. You know what I mean? Gross. It's really gross. Okay, so chefs, let's see. The girls are really jadler. Oh's really gross. So gross. OK, so chefs must be really.

The girls are like, oh yeah, the girls, by the way, this I will say I want every no one then, like, things do work out on the show because the girls then are like, it's like games fun. They're like jumping off the boat, and they totally belly flopped. I was like, you know what, God works in mysterious ways. I'll take what I can get.

I was like, is that jet ski still going around? No. I'll take what I can get. I was like, is that jet ski still going around? No. So here is where it gets really fun. So the girls are hanging out on the crows' best pad. It's a nighttime. Yes, something seen. Yes, it's a beautiful picturesque sunset.

It's just after that. The girls are all sitting there having drinks. And there's this girl named Chilsie. It's just after that. The girls are all sitting there having drinks. And there's this girl named Chilsie. It's just way since. It's like, not to pick a few of you. Chil-tty. Chil-tty. Yeah, no, today, can't be.

It's, yeah, I can't even. Did you? What happened to me right now? Ha-ha-ha. You just fall on my pair of ladies. I don't think. You can't, I cannot do an auto Chelsea for Southern charm. It's hard to transition to Chelsea on a dime.

I get to, you have to like, work your way up to it. You can't just go from this Chelsea to like, forest gum in two seconds. It doesn't work, okay. I meant the voice, not the person. But the person too, to be honest. Do you know how bad I want to go get my hair done at Chelsea's place?

I know. I want to. What do I do at Chelsea's place? I know. I want to. What do I do? Me and Michael should go together just because we're here for a haircut. I think you can talk about the big party that night that you're going to go to. Yeah. That's what every scene is in there. Um, so yeah, so anyway, the point is this girl Chelsea is like let's be the fun crey shall we that would be fun

let's be the fun gruders to the kids that'll be the horrible people come on to this better let's be the fun ones will be fun happy girls what what they what will be fun and then Chris was like yeah um so we were so that's the like early in so we could be on time and you were Mom on time so I'm in I arrived at 1039 a.m. That was a bus to me town 30. Yeah, but in Australia. Which is different than 1030s. I guess what I'm trying to say is that I was just a little bit late.

I didn't miss really because you're about to be a little bit lost at sea when I throw your stupid drunk ass off this. I don't want to be read right now. I don't want to be really. You don't want to be read because my daddy owns the theater and you're going to fucking pay if you ever do anything to distract me. I guess I just. I think that's a really good.

I'm certain. I guess I just I think that's it really good I bring it up I love it that was my favorite part is when was when crystal terrorized this girl, Cam and was like, okay, bye. Did I bring it up? I didn't bring it up. And you got it back up. You got it back up. You got it back up. It's starting. I never said anything. I didn't bring it up. Okay. And Port Chelsea didn't know this was coming, and now she's too hammered to do shit about it.

She's like, yeah, no, no, no, no. She's like, she's like not ready for staircase is yet. Where am I? Where am I? She's like not ready for staircases yet Fluster heart so then Laura comes up Laura's like um are you ladies okay? And Chris like I'm totally fine. I don't know about that other bitch downstairs Who's fucking crying but I'm fine. I had like this straight to class of president this morning She's like she all right. I mean no one cares about Orgas did I go check on her she's

Overboard and give her a piece of bread to float on, am I right? Oh, wait, she'll eat it. Fat fucking. And then, Laura goes, you know what, you do you, which is the most hilarious after. Yeah, very non-committal. Yeah, so in the kitchen,

Kate's like bored in hating these girls so they're waiting for the food. I'm just like, anything they should know about. And Laura's like, yeah, there's a huge drama with the primary and this girl named Chalce, who's like a fucking mess. I don't even know where she is. I think she's like swimming right now. Like, where is she? It's like hilarious. They get so excited. That's amazing. Oh my god. Oh my god. It's the get from above.

Yeah, that's amazing. So they start, they go to watch watch because you hear now screaming and you hear I Oh She tried to apologize Like I'm pissed I'm pissed so good and Kate and Laura like I'll go to the door to listen So good and Kate and Laura like come and just like I'll go to the door to listen They go running up like oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god But then they hear like footsteps like they're coming toward them like you know Save yourself They're like running out of it. And then you just here

It's so good. So later. Flowers. Kate says by the way, Kate says what we all feel, which is, I don't know what they're fighting about, and I don't care. I love it. So Kate tells Josiah, it's later, right? Yeah. So Kate tells Josiah, she's like, That's the minute. Which is like the most exciting Kate ever gets. She's like, That's the minute.

And he's like, I'm scared. She's like, I'm scared too. Let's do it. I wish Matthew Pia, someone here to save the day. She's like, I'm about to watch a line, eat a baby, can you grill and rip it through it out.

And I love it. I mean, well, they cut the Chelsea and she's just like on some rendek, just trying to stay stable. She's like, this kangaroo is moving a little fast. And Laura's like, maybe think it's gonna win and kick us. Bitch, face killer, duh. And Laura's like, who do you think is gonna win and Kate goes, bitch, face killer, duh. Daddy's little killer. So now they start to assemble for dinner.

And Chelsea's the first. She's there. And her eyes are red and they're half closed. And she's like, she's like, I didn't realize dinner was delayed. So I was like, oh, put this in just in here. Yeah, like it's, no. So then she just said, you know, and she's wasted and they're all, so they're all talking at dinner.

And she is just now, like, she's found like her phone and she's like, yeah. Duranda. I'm just how they're talking. Okay, so this is Chelsea in between the girls who are talking. They're like, oh my god, they're telling me that clown. It's like we have a flaw. Oh my god. These remind me the name of that restaurant. We have the flaw. We have like, oh, the flaw. Oh, the noise is in the flaw. The more I thought it was the more I thought it was. Now there's more flaws. So when does the more I thought it was the more I thought it was? Oh my god.

I thought it was gonna be all the wagyu. Yeah. Yeah. I feel like a blue tower. Oh my god. I feel like a tower and tower. Towers of lagu and flaw. Like you're trying to mean to Chelsea,

but also impress us that they've had throaaah. Yeah. And Chelsea doesn't even know, because she's like completely hit all of her parts. Yeah, like all of her parts are bruised now, you know. And she just up against the ropes at this point, you know. Like waiting for Kathy Mori already to revive her or something. Yeah.

We did like the waga, but I really like the throaaah. There you have us like. Yeah. We did like the wagyu but I really like the far. There you have us like. Chelsea. There you have us like all this bread. It was like unlimited bread on the solid. You went to Olive Garden. Shut up. Like I have a spot. It was like an onion. Of course that sounds fancy. It's bread sticks. You stupid hooker. Okay so uh Rhyme Leantian Tyler are in the bedroom, right? Because that's where they live. So before you get into that, I have to say the most exciting part of that scene was when Chelsea decided

that she was going to finally make her exit. And she was like, all right, Chelsea, it's now in the bottom. Chelsea got this good. Five seconds to get out. Alright. Alright. Alright. Easy, easy.

We got two legs, you know how to use them. No rules, why this time would be any different. Alright. There we go, one for all the other. No one's ever gonna notice. You're only seven feet tall and standing in the middle of the restaurant. Oh, got a microphone. Careful careful. Oh, there's ocean.

Oh, one small step for Yaris, one giant leap for Shillion Kind. Respect, bitch. Uh, how was Wreath? She did it. She did it. Both her eyelashes were still on. How it's like, I need to be friends with all of these girls immediately. I felt like Kate and Laura and everyone on the crew just gonna sit there be like. Someone's gonna hit a baseball and knock out the lights and score for something. Some kid catches it.

Okay, so Riley and Ty are in their new office building with their corporation. So Riley's like, um, hi Tyler. The lips happening so you know she's gonna tear into him. So she's like, um, so, it was weird because last night Laura told me that I was like trying to make a corporation with you. So, I'm a sole proprietor. So, yeah, just wanted you to know, okay, like,

that's not it. He's like, well, it's just that I didn't want you coming on to my theoretical boat with your fishing, it just be my boat, and she's like, oh yeah, well guess what? I just made a hole in your boat, it's sinking, it's sinking, no! It's over and all ended. Oh, God, so yeah, and then, really so funny,

she's so cute, because at least she knows what trap she just fell into, right? Because she's like, good thing I didn't start picking up my wedding dress earlier. So Crystal is now connecting words, because now Crystal's wasted his hair. I tried to write down what I thought she was saying. Thank God I didn't happen for a century on lounge. What does that mean? Hey, Cam.

I'm going to tell you something right now. I don't know. I'm in tow home now Because hey, Cam. I'm gonna tell you something right now. I don't know. I don't know. I'm home now. Okay, Cam. I'm listening to my mom. Who knows that?

Jarrell. Centrion. Ah. Lilliari. What do we mean Lilliari? Ah. Ah. Ah.

Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Oh, yari. Swa. Swa. Swa. Swa. And Kate's like, Beth, mom.

Beth, mom. Kate's like, hmm, I'm gonna have to have some to the country club. So in the kitchen, she's so excited. She's like, that girl is done. She's sleeping in the kitchen, she's so excited. So, like, Pac-Roll is done. She's sleeping in the fetal position. Okay. So, she gets to ever wake a sleeping bitch.

Yeah. So, she tried it once and it happened to you. So, now it's like 11.05 and she's passed out. And Josiah and Kate are doing what I love, which is that they're judging everyone, the way we judge at home. And Josiah is like, do you think these goes like her? And Kate's like, I think that, or she's like, I think that they all just invite her along because Enkate

goes, PEETS FOR EVERYTHING. And I feel like we just like all as an audience were like, BOOM, high five. We got that right. That's why it's good to always keep your taste small. I need peanut M&Ms, a burrito, and cigarettes. Really, that's it. And so I don't M&Ms of burrito and cigarettes. Really, that's it. And so I don't even care if it's teetas. Like that's the newer thing, you know? I don't care.

I don't care if it's fucking Windex. So suffix it. Yeah, I'm an independent woman. So yeah, so Crystal's just, now she's just like lying there into blanket and they're trying to like get her to like wake up and go downstairs. She's like, don't fucking touch me.

Yeah, and fucking touch me. Kate's nice voice terrifies me. I don't know how anybody's sweet. Hello. Hi. Hi. The microphones are not one of the questions. Sorry, the microphone is like with the spirit of crystals. It's filled with the spirit.

So like, uh, so Kate's nice voice. She's like, hi. Hi, girls. You want anything? It's me, Kate. Me, Kate, and Josiah, you need anything. But, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, hi. Hi, girls. You want me to think it's me, Kate? Me, Kate, and Josiah. You need me to think. But, grrr!

Grrr! Grrr! If Kate is not her talking to you like that, you're about to fucking die. You get manages just to say, just get like so basic really quickly in her drug and she's like, I'm out, I'm out, I'm out, I'm out, I'm out, I'm out, I'm out, I'm out, I'm out, I'm out, I'm out, I'm out, I'm out, I'm out, I'm out, I'm out, I'm out, I'm out, I'm out, I'm out, I'm out, I'm out, I'm out, I'm out, I'm out, I'm out, I'm out, I'm out, I'm out, I'm out, I'm out, I'm out,

I'm out, I'm out, I'm out, I'm out, I'm out, I'm out, I'm out, I'm out, I'm out, I'm out, I'm out, I'm out, I'm out, I'm out, I'm out, I'm out, I'm out, I'm out, I'm out, I'm out, I'm out, I'm out, I'm out, I'm out, I'm out, I'm out, I'm out, I'm out, I'm out, I'm out, I'm out, I'm out, I'm out, I'm out, I'm out, I'm out, I'm out, I'm out, I'm out, I'm out, I'm out, I'm out, I'm out, I'm out, I'm out, I'm out, I'm out, I'm out, I'm out, I'm out, I'm out, I'm out, I'm out, I'm out, I'm out, I'm out, I'm out, I'm out, I'm out, I'm out, no, no, it's cam. Michelle, Michelle, Michelle. It's a lunge. Just. A lunge.

Just, just, now, just, now. So, uh, Kate's like, um, Chessry, there's nothing I'd love more. Didn't watch Princess Crystal's body fall into the ocean. But there's a liability, whatever. There's a liability. So then Cam, the best friend, is just trying to help me. Cam.

Britt. Cam. Stassie. Stassie. It's fucking Cam by dammit. Kristen. Yeah. So she's like, listen, Kelly, you're going to be an adult.

I love you. Then you're going to be an adult now. You're going to be an adult. Yeah. So are you an adult? I can stop. You're going to be an adult. You ready?

I hate when friends do that when you're drunk. Are you a big boy? Are you a big boy? Yeah. We going to walk out of the bar. We going to walk out of the bar. We gonna walk out of the bar? Like, no. My face down.

Get a dolly. What? Yeah. Hey, Cam. Hey, Cam. He's just shut your mouth right now. And they just, like, the camera just, like, hands over to Josiah, who just likes it.

I know, like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, after all this time, fearing the gaze, it was good I had to be worried about. It's coming from inside the house. She's like, I don't have to do anything I don't want to. Bain. Which is so much. And I'm like, please come and kick us.

I feel so happy for her husband. And I think all of us were like, what? That bitch is married! Yeah. What the fuck am I cordoning myself off from society? So that's when Josiah's like, she's wrapped herself in a shame cocoon. It's not like Josiah comes to life in this episode. It's so funny.

He's so excited. And Crystal's like, fucking stop. And when she hits, it's so like 20, well, I'm out in 19, but it's so like a sign of our time, because everyone's like, oh, boy, I changed everything! I have to drunk bitch hitting you. That's still allowed, okay?

Everybody calm down. But she is so nasty to her friend. She's like, honestly, go away and talk to someone who gives a fuck about you. Like, I don't care anymore. Just start calling your Chelsea from now on. Chelsea won and Chelsea too. Yeah.

So it kind of like, I am done. I'm going to bed. And Kate's like of like, I am done. I'm going to bad. And Kate's like, um, so what are we supposed to do from here? She goes, um, I would say just let her sleep. Have you seen the bitch? Like, and Kate's like, oh, so you want us just to stay up indefinitely while your bitch friend lies there on the deck. So we're gonna just stay up and never sleeping. Okay. Okay. Love to do that. It's like my mom and I on Elm Street. We're just never gonna sleep again. We're just gonna stand here, hoping that the monster finds a way to die by itself.

She's like, yeah, good night. I did not get into yawning to watch Spill Princesses sleep on the off deck, okay. I got into yawning to make fun of Spill Princesses sleeping on the off deck. And then Kay comes, Kay comes, Kay comes, good. Which, and then it brings us to like, pretty much like the most amazing command princesses. I'm sitting on the outside. And then Kate comes. Like the end.

Like the end. Which, and then it brings us to like pretty much like the most amazing command of the entire season. She's like, get the house out. Get the house out. Get the house out. Get the house out. Now.

And then you get the house out. And then you get the house out. Then you get the house out. Then you get the house out. Then you get the house out. Then you get the house out. Then you get the house out. Then you get the house out.

Then you get the house out. Then you get the house out. Then you get the house out. Then you get the house out. Then you get the house out. I don't really know, I'm a fuck what you do with Francis Bacchew, it's I like more than a fuck. Ah. Ah. Get the house. I'm just imagining this like giant like machinery that's like a crack. It's like, ooh, ah, ooh, ma. And they're like, the house, the house. This thing like rises up in the depth.

It's like, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh. Please, hold on. I was like, nation in 10 seconds, 10. What a great ending. Have you ever, this is one of the best episodes up the depth. Please, how does that nation intend seconds? 10. What a great ending. Have you ever, this is one of the best episodes of this season. So, we've had some crazy shit in this season. You guys, thank you so much for letting us do our first ever below deck episode of the guys. Thank you so much for coming. Thank you, T. We love you guys. We'll see a bunch of guys tomorrow night also where we'll talk about the very first episode of Southern Charms.

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