Watch What Crappens - Below Deck: Rachel Getting Harried

Episode Date: December 16, 2020

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else to plug right now so just find me here. I am co-hosting this episode, this very special episode with the one the only, the gorgeous, the thin, the talented, the handsome, the guy with hair, Mr. Ben Mandelker of the Game Brain podcast and the Real Housewares of New York, which you can find on YouTube. Hi, Ben. Hey, Ronnie, what's going on? How are you?

I'm great. I'm just adjusting my microphone here that you might see on camera because this is crap is on demand. And I was just about to say, your angle is looking wonderful today. And I never noticed your lovely rug that you have. That was, in fact, I'm gonna close out,

I'm gonna disappear for a second again so people can see that rug that's down there. That's a nice, shiver of pad and rug. It's wonderful. What do you think of that? I got that at Home Goods. Lucky, I got, I would love to go to Home Goods. I would love, actually, you know what's funny?

Is that my rug is also from Home Goods? Do I dare lift up my laptop so people can see the rug? I want to see a rug. I love seeing a rug. It's the same one. It's my living room rug. I love that. I used to actually have a rug like that. I'm like, go ahead. Oh, yeah, I've seen that rug. I love that. I'm like, I can't. You can sort of see it there. I used to have that kind of a rug. It was more of a shag rug, but it was that color. And I had it when Bueller was a puppy puppy and he always tried to pee on it. I think because it looked like grass. Yeah, so I had to get rid of that. Then anyway guys, show us not about rugs.

Okay, it is about people on the ocean. Okay, so about below deck. So thank you for joining us on below deck date. You know a couple of weeks ago, as you guys know, I was like, I'm done with Below Deck. Nothing's happening. It's back to back Below Deck seasons. It's like Below Deck after Below Deck. We haven't had a Below Deck break for months now, okay?

And went sailing right into Mediterranean, right into Below Deck. I was over it. They weren't making any effort. I was like, I quit. I threw down my, my, my choice in the sandbox. I walked off. I was like, I'm never covering that again. And then you guys were like, yes, you are. And then we came back. And it's

great. I'm not going to lie, Ronnie. I knew we'd be going back to it within a week. I just knew because, because below deck, okay, so below deck always, especially when there's like a lot of new people, it takes a few weeks to sort of get going And you're beginning you're just like watching things But you can start to get into the people the personalities and then it gets its claws into every single season So I knew when you were like this season's boring this season's boring Which you know, I was like I was like yeah, it's not amazing But I knew I was like we're gonna be we're gonna be back in like a week

But I knew I was like, we're gonna be back in like a week. And we were. And we are. And I'm glad we are because now the season is where it needs to be. I am really so proud of Francesca because she has now been worn down and like become the bitter first dude that we want in that position. So she's reaching where she wants to be. We got a lot of drama. This episode was great. This was like a great, great episode. And the funny thing was, in the first five or 10 minutes of the episode, I was saying to myself,

you know, Francesca's like a good first do. I don't know if she's someone that like, like, I don't know if below deck I was gonna call her back next season. She's not a Kate or a Hannah, you know, I don't know if Bullo Decker's going to call her back next season. She's not a Kate or a Hannah. You know, I don't know if she's going to be someone we bring back season after season. But then in my mind, I go, but you knew who I could really see

becoming a new anchor for this show with Captain Lee? It's Rachel. I think that she'll be back. She'll be the new Kate Chastain. And I should have known that whenever I do that on the Great British Bake Off or on Top Chef, I cause that character to leave. And I should have known that whenever I do that on the Great British Bake Off or on top chef, I cause that character to leave. And I should have known the moment I had that thought that I had cursed Rachel. Well, it's depressing because, you know, for those of you who don't know, she leaves

smile early. But it's depressing because she's so good on the show and she basically made the show good today. Like she made it good. So she's leaving. They cannot let her leave. They have to like run to the airport and strap her to a donkey and bring her back, you know.

Yeah. I'm like shocked because we saw it in the previews from left from last week. We saw on the trailer. We see it even the top of this episode where she tells Captain Lee, go fuck yourself. And I'm like, okay, we've been down this road before. This is creative editing.

She's probably talking theoretically as if she was talking to the guest or whatever. But no, and I was like, wow, this episode is, there's a lot, and we're not, the fact that this could somehow like upstage, the fact that Elizabeth nearly killed the crew, she nearly poisoned them to death, that just shows how good this episode was.

Yeah, suddenly got really good. So here we are. This episode is called Runaway Shiff. And we open with Shane Shane Lee, Shane Shane Lee to the bridge, please. I'm chewing on the antenna of my radio right now. And it disappointed fashion. I sometimes sprinkle it with sugar. So it reminds me of Cheerio's in the morning.

I call it my Cheerio antenna. One little cheerio on the tip. Have a seat there sunshine. We need to have a conversation. All right. Now learning curves really steep on a boat. And she's like, uh, I'm learning that. I'm learning about learning curves right now.

Yeah. It's crazy. Oh, there is a learning curve to learn about learning curves right now. It's crazy. There's a learning curve to learn about learning curves. Yeah, that's very meta. So Captain Lee's like, well, a lot of people underestimate the man of work that goes in here. And I just don't have time for you to catch up. Okay.

And there's some things I've got time for. All right, here's a multiple choice for you. All right. I have time for a Cheerios Be babysitting Or see My socks are wet. All right. Cheers. Cheerios. Yeah, I got time for cheers. I don't got time for babysitting. God damn it get out Here, okay. Let me give you my top 10 lists of things that

I don't have time for. Okay, babysitting, watching a guard rail got washed a second time, salt on windows, wet socks, broken ribs, people without their shirts on. People without their shirts on. Roaps during docking that are not being held appropriately, fenders that are out or not out at inappropriate times. And lastly, the thing that I don't have time for, you're gorgeous, gorgeous hair, okay? There, I said it. Well, you give yourself quite a list there, Tim.

I didn't think I was gonna get beyond three. I was like, I was like, at three, I'm just gonna be like a joke. I'd be like, ah, that's it. I love it. I was like, I was like, I was like, actually, it's pretty easy when you think about the things that Captain Lee doesn't have time for. It's like pretty easy to combine that list up the top of your head. So Eddie's like, well, like that said, you're a good guy, but sleeping in, taking naps in the middle of clean-ups, and then this morning, missing an alarm, that is the final straw. Another thing I can't take, final straws. Give me my goddamn straws back.

You know what I like? I like a first straw. Okay. I don't like the final straw because I do pull the final straw. You got nothing left in the container, and you got to drink the drink from the rim. Don't even get me started on paper straws, right kid? Listen, you're just not getting it done for me. Okay. So Eddie is going to help you get your stuff together and we'll have someone to get to the airport. Uh, I did I go, all right, let's go. I'm sure he's like, I feel empty. I feel like a vacuum sucked up everything inside of me. Well,

congratulations, because that imaginary vacuum just did more work than you ever did. I know, it's called liposuction, by the way. So Shane's like, well, I did learn a lot from this boat. And by the way, Shane also, he goes, oh, I mean, puts his hands up and like his hair goes up and I was like, man, he's so, I hope he's not too worried because he has the sort of hair

that's just gonna take him places, whether he's competent enough that he is. That is. Pretty amazing. Yeah, he's like, oh, like a cute, like white blonde guy with tons of hair, and he's thin. Like, I'm literally not, he's, I'm literally worried the least about him that I ever have of somebody getting.

He will be just the bell of the ball at whatever coffee shop he winds up working at. So, uh, so Lee's like, listen, okay. Uh, you, you don't get a participation trophy and yadding. Okay. You didn't do what you say you're going to do. Yadding is not all fun and games. I'll tell you what yadding is. Yadding is Cheerios and almost crashing out of duck.

But is everything fine? I'd like to think that Captain Sandy is sitting at home watching this going, you may not get a participation trophy, but you do get a certificate comparing you to wind. Shane, if you were wind, I would say that you are a agent, one of those little fans that you hold that goes around and around and you put around your head. They give them out for free at a baseball game and you feel like you're getting cooled off, but guess what? It's not doing anything. That's you Shane. So he's out,

Shane's out. See you, Saka. So 36 hours later. Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, Rachel just going, that's despicable, disgusting, go fuck yourself. I'm out. Well, why don't you talk to them? Why don't you go fuck yourself. I'm out. Well, why don't you talk to them? Why don't you go fuck yourself? I'm out. And Rachel has this look when she gets mad at something stinks. She shows her top teeth and she's just like... She gets that Frances McDormand level rage.

It's a very specific type of rage that really only Frances McDormand can do, but now Rachel can do it too. You feel like Frances McDormand can do, but now Rachel can do it too. You know, where like you feel like, you feel like Francis McDormand has just like walked into your store and said like, who runs this place? And you're like, ah! I wanna speak to that person.

So Francesca is talking to Eddie, and she's like, what's going on? And he's like, she's sleeping, a dad said. And she's like, well, this is your link, and if you don't cut it, you don't cut it. Uh, you have to, if you don't cut the mustard, hey, that's a full shadow to the type of toxic gas that Elizabeth is going to try to poison us all with. By the way, this is the week that I first noticed that Francesca has a nickname, they all call her Chess. Yeah, so Chess, Chess, which is kind of cool.

I wouldn't want that nickname. I feel like it's just an insurmountable game. You know, and all these people watching the Queen's Gambit who are like, oh my God, I love the Queen's Gambit. I'm totally getting a chess board for Christmas. Congratulations, you're gonna feel stupid as fuck for the next year, okay? Yeah.

Netflix is like, wow, Queen's Gambit, the best show ever, look how it's empowering women. Not after everybody gets to the damn chess game and feels like an idiot. Okay? Yeah. I would be okay with some chess cake or chess pie. Or chess the musical. Now there's a musical.

Yeah. Yeah, there we go. Daddy. There's like a whole song of a daddy issues in that show Wasn't it isn't it like that super famous song from chess that became like a I never would have thought that that song came from chess there you go At the Eddie James Can you put shake could you pull shade surfboard out of the locker? Why did Shane bring a surfboard onto this? Yeah, you know, uh, can you put, Jay, can you pull shade surfboard out of the locker? Why did Shane bring us report on this?

Yeah. Shane, you know, it's like you can't fit underwear in your suitcase, but you can bring it to Am surf board, okay? So then, um, Elizabeth is like, how did I know that he was getting fired? I could just like feel it. Yeah, you're really psychic, Elizabeth. It was the crystals. I'm sure it was the crystals and not the constant

Be rating on the radio that you were hearing. Yeah, what I wonder why she thought he was getting fired Was it the fact that he slept in 90 minutes in? Passed his shift and then was called up to the The wherever Captain these offices Was that what it was was that what that premonition was yeah, so was that what that was that was that that premonition was yeah so um same is packing up his stuff and Eddie comes in the room and she's like well

I know by the end of the season I would have like exceeded your expectations and then he's like not good enough I needed that two charteres ago which is like kind of dick because in the first episode Eddie is like I know you're new but as long as you're open to learning I will have all the time in the world for you. And now he's like, I need

you to be ready two hours ago. I'm like, well, it's kind of mixed messages. Oh, no, I mean, for sure, he deserved to be fired. Yeah. And then there we have the shame is such a sweet heart montage. And it's basically shame just wrapping really badly. Like, lot of you do everything else badly and your comic relief is wrapping, learn to rhyme things. Yeah. Yeah, seriously. So then they're hugging him by an ashling. It's like, well, cape in touch, cape in touch, which is funny because they're never going to talk after this. Like once this is done, because I did finally see the clip of Shane on what happens live from last week when Andy was like, so what's your favorite hair product? And he's like, next question.

And I was like, oh, you're never coming back to Bravo. Ashley will never see you again. So everybody is saying bye to him. And Elizabeth, of course, is that person who asked to cry and make it all about herself? She's like, oh, let's comfort you now, lady with a job. And then Francesca's like, you know what? I'm gonna get Rachel. I'm sure Rachel really wants to say,

buddy, I'll be back. So she goes downstairs and she's like, Rachel, Shane is on the aftek if you want to say bye. She's like, he's good. He made his bed. She's like, yeah, I'm good. I don't, I don't need to. Like, why am I gonna be like busy? Like, she's like, she's not gonna care about Shane. He's not even in her department. She probably never talked him once, you know.

She's so ungirling office. He's like, yeah, I don't need to sign a birthday card. Fuck that. I don't even know that fucking person. No, I'm not paying 50 cents for my share of it either. Go fuck yourself. And you know what? I believe that Francis McDormand would have said the exact same thing. Francis McDormand would be like, why would I hug this? Why would I hug the internet or company who's leaving? No. So, um, uh, so Shane is like, well, you know, if I could have done something any differently, I would have learned all my knots, you know, but hey, I'm getting picked up by my girlfriend. I'm heading to the closest beach. And you know, overall, I'd chalk it up as a success, and I'm proud of myself, except for over sleeping in the last and the fenders and the docking. And I'm like, of course, I'm of course, Shane

would somehow see this as he, like, he failed at everything. He learned nothing. He couldn't even learn to do the knots. And he was fired on national TV and somehow it's a success for him. Yep, that's how you win. You just see everything is a win. Yeah, it's called delusion. It works. Look at me. For the secret. So Elizabeth is like, I'm feeling just heartened to be honest, because it's a little bit matureistic. I don't think she even knows what militaristic means at this point. I mean,

but then again, she is the one who did create muscle gas on the boat. So maybe she does know what it means. And so she is, you know, she's waxing poetic about Shane's loss and Elizabeth, me or Francesca meanwhile is trying to get her on the radio and she doesn't have her radio on. And so Francesca finally has to come up and get her and she's like, oh, I've been calling you. Have you done the cupboards yet?

You're not going to do the cupboards. Yeah, and then she's like, well, I'm doing all the other stuff you told me to do, which is kind of a fresh response for someone who's like failing at their job. And then Francesca's like, yeah, whatever, do the cupboards. And then Francesca leaves and Elizabeth is like, it's like, I mean, it's not as if I'm like sitting here dancing. I'm like, you were literally sitting there just bitching about something instead of doing

your job right now. Like stop, I can't, she's driving me nuts. She's literally driving me nuts now. I know, and I feel bad because she seems so nice. Like, I don't want her to drive me nuts. She's so nice, you know, but she does drive me nuts. She's literally driving me nuts now. I know, and I feel bad because she seems so nice. Like I don't want her to drive me nuts. She's so nice, you know, but she does drive me nuts. So Izzy is talking to James and they're doing their banter, their moonlighting banter.

And she's like, yeah, I'm used to you. We're practically married, man. We're practically married. I was like, oh, poor Izzy. No Izzy. I know Izzy. Yeah. And so Eddie, so then Eddie has like, I think I'm really not motivational pep talk within

because Izzy and James have been doing a good job and Shane was the one who was really failing. And so Eddie, who even last week was like, you guys are doing good job. You guys, I just want you to know everything that's going wrong. It's Shane. It's not you guys. And now he's like, just so you know,

when Captain said people are not working up to their potential, he's only talking about deck crew. He's only talking about deck crew. And he's like, I don't want to fire you guys. I like you guys, okay? And I don't want to get in the middle of your weird relationship, but just want to know, you guys are doing a terrible job.

Yeah, he's talking about you. What's up, how can I talk? Is that? Yeah, and he's such a dick. And also these poor people are understanding what it's like to be Elizabeth where you look like you're doing a really good job until the really terrible people leave and then you're stuck being the terrible one. So but by the way, Eddie's always like leaning

back with his foot on something. Not really doing anything. He's always just like trying to be cool. Like he's just like, he's like the terrible camp counselor, you know? Yeah, he's that guy that like when something stressful happens or someone calls him out, he yarns. You know, he's like, he, that doesn't bother me. Look at me, I'm yawning. He's the lifeguard at the pool who swirls his whistle one way

and then swirls with the other and walks back and was, hey, hey, hey, you can't do that. And like, I'm just swimming, you know, get off your, you done with your power trip, hey, can't do that. I'm just swimming, you know, get off your, you're done with your power trip, Eddie. Yeah, I'm pretty Asian. So Rachel is texting. Finchinsos, I miss you, I miss you so much,

I miss you so fucking mind, God damn, I'm a fucking miss you, Finchinsos. I know. I'm like 99% of my stress is that I miss my boyfriend Francesca's like I'm sweetheart. I can be a boyfriend in an on sexual way. Oh my god I'm saying this guy like totally understands me. It's like the Rachel It's like my first time having a relationship with somebody who lives on my I'm like what are you the little fucking I just want to be part of your fucking cooter world

Under the sea. That's where some fucking assholes are going to be. She is going so crazy. I could see her coming her hair with a fork. Shy I really could because she is just losing at this whole episode. And Tom starts right at the beginning and she just goes downhill. There's you know and it's always captain Lee has like a passing resemblance to the Seagull on on on little mermaid like in an adorable way, you know, like cute white hair, you

know, etc. Maybe. Um, yeah, it's like when he's shirtless, he's very like Triton. Oh, yes, yes. You can play many roles. Yeah. So Eddie is like, what the fuck is taking James so long to do the starboard side ban? And so now begins the James sucking segment.

And then we cut to Captain Lee. Norma, hey, it's me, King Trayton here. Gonna need a little help. I'm glad I for some reason in my mind now that blow deck matters over. I like could not remember what Norma's name wasn't my mind It was Amelia. I was like it's not Amelia. It's not Amelia. Norma. Thank you. I just need you to see send someone over the conduit Their food I think it's gonna be avery avery okay because he was the one who left on the first episode

I think they're gonna bring him back as oh as a replacement for I think they're gonna bring him back. As, oh, as a replacement for Shane. For Shane. Or maybe, yeah, maybe for Rachel too. Who knows what he can do. Yeah, he's cooking. Cause yeah, he was the know it all of that season. So he could probably do it all.

What if it's Rocky? Oh, yeah, that'd be great. Be really great. I am in the captain. So then Francesca sees the bar outside and it's messy. And she's like, I'm on a goal. So she's like, she calls all the stews messy and she's like, hey, my goal is she's like, she calls all the stews and she goes, all right, I just want to have a sit with you guys.

I just wanted to brief you on the chat. Ash, Ashling, you're killing it with the laundry all the time with a smile on your face. It seems like you can do anything. I love the way you're able to actually make cocktails. We're also folding laundry. That's amazing. The fact that you're able to make that bed will also serve dinner at the exact same time.

I never knew as to you could do that, but you did that. So really great job. And Elizabeth. I need you to stay behind. I mean, that's just so silly. She could have just pulled Elizabeth to the side. She's like doing an extra power trip just to be extra nasty to Elizabeth.

And I will say this for Elizabeth, which I can't believe it, because I'm sticking out for somebody. But compared to all the other people who do terrible jobs on the show, at least she's doing something. You know, like she's at least trying. Trying and, well, I mean, I don't think you get credit for doing something when you almost kill half the cast of the show. I just... Okay, okay. It's not the same.

So she's like, oh, I need you to stay behind after Clea's. Now listen, on the chart, I guess, are the most important people. And if the service site is down, it reflects on me. And last night was a perfect example. When I said, check on the guests every 10 minutes. And that's the reason I'm staying up. And I feel like I shouldn't have to say up. You know what, hold on, Elizabeth, would you hold on? Elizabeth, go away.

Now Elizabeth, stay here please, stay behind. There was no one else here so I had to make you do it twice. All right. Listen, you know, I went to that bar and there was airs tries and buckets and there was a dead fish back there and actual dead fish alright So I'm trying to do is I'm trying to get second-stew out of you Elizabeth Okay, and I need you to be proactive. No, no, no, I'm not saying all the proactive your skin is wonderful I'm saying I need you to be proactive and Elizabeth's like oh my god seriously. Oh my god. Please don't fire me

Oh my god, are you gonna fire me am I getting fired right now? Please don't fire me. Oh my god, are you gonna fire me? Am I getting fired right now? Please don't fire me. I really care. I care. I really care. The things that I just need to work on and the things I need to get better at and to help me, I put five crystals in my bra, okay? I mean Francesca's a Gemini. She's got like two sides to her, so I need to like, please both sides of her. I was like, what is this weird astrology? It's like a mix of astrology and like prostitution, like trying to figure out how to please both. No, just do your job. Okay. Just make the better.

It's not better. Also, it's not too faced. If she's nice to someone who does her job well and mean to someone who does her job poorly. That's not two sides. That's just one face. Yeah. For me, simple side. Yeah, it's one side. So it was 539 because it's the only back so we can ever just be on an even number. Nils never 539 and it's he's crying in her in her bunk and he's like, oh, you are

all right. And she's like, yeah, I'm just letting out stress. That's how I do it. I cry to let out my stress. And he's like, oh, okay. Well, I masturbate, which is interesting because that's kind of crying through your penis. So I did that right now.

It's like, no, there. So she's crying because she's afraid she's gonna get fired. Like, great pep talk, Eddie. Great, great pep talk. And then she's afraid she's going to get fired. Great pep talk, Addy. Great, great pep talk. And then it's all related to the fact that she's like, well, my parents were together and they used to call me Bobby. That's what my name was.

Here's some pictures of me from 1963, which is sort of strange because I'm only 22. Just see my story. He is horrifying bangs of a five-year-olds. He is me when my head used to look like a house from the smiths. So but then when she was 17 her parents broke up and she got anxiety and that's why she's crying to this day. Wow. So he's like, are you coming? And she's like just going about to lose. I'll be up to a second. So then Izzy is telling James. She's like, are you coming? And she's like, just corned about divorce. I'll be out in a second. So then Izzy is telling James, she's like, did you leave the toilet seat up?

And he's like, you left your bastard tower on it. I've still got one of your hairs hanging out my cornhole. All right. Shut your mouth. And Rachel's like, I just want to get wasted tonight. I really, really want to get wasted there. And he's like, me too. We're going to stabapzel 830.

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Oh. So then they go eat and they're instantly wasted. Like they go have dinner and we see them ordering and then they're all just drunk as fuck. Is that because they haven't been able to drink all season long because Eddie makes them go to sleep, makes them leave at like 8.30. So they're drunk and Francesca's like, she used to charge a three and is he, is it like,

yeah, there's no game away with anything on deck. It's like, oh, this is going to get ugly fast. Yeah, and then Elizabeth, they're like, like, wait a second, but there's someone missing and we see like an empty chair worshiping what it been and Elizabeth is like, how weird is it to think that there's going to be a stranger sitting in that chair? I'm like, not that weird. You guys have known each other for like 10 days. It's like, yeah. It seems pretty like it seems like a reasonable-

I'm just trying to say something about chair. Yeah, I think it's like a very realistic expectation expectation that there will be someone new there next in like three days So Rachel knocks over her drink and breaks the glass and then a lizard bit this flirting with James because she's really drunk. I'm asking you like I really feel your energy and he's like energy you know what you're losing me with that energy thing I'm not really very spiritual. I'm more physical or that's how I roll. And she's like, um, who says it has to be one or the other. You can be super physical and super spiritual. Like, please remind me never to get drunk with Elizabeth. Like, I just don't want to have that conversation. It's just like the most annoying conversation of all time.

How's your spirit feeling right? I was like, that's the last person you want to have sex with to like spiritual sex. She's like, sorry, that was that too much for you. I just blew his mind. I don't think James has enough of a mind to get blown. I don't think James has enough of a mind to get blown. So Eddie is like, how are you doing Rachel? Because Rachel is just staring off into the ocean, waiting for somebody to say, how you doing Rachel? And so she's like, you know, I just want to have a life.

I mean, I want a life. Like, I love the shuns out. He's like my best name. Yeah. And then she starts talking to us, and she starts crying, and Rachel is interesting because when she starts to cry, her voice completely gets changed,

it gets like really deep, and she's like, I just wanna have children with him, and he's the one person who makes me feel calm and collected my best friend. I was like, who is this voice? When this voice comes from? I mean, she sings. She's like, hey, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, I'm waiting for like a bird of prey to a bird of paradise to land and do like a little dance for her You know, she's like the she's like the soundtrack to real house was assault like city

I favorite new song Doodlet oh wait you it hasn't aired yet tonight this week, but listen for it. Yeah, yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So they leave and, you know, everyone's racist. So they get back in the van and Ashley is with Elizabeth and James in a van. And is he's like, oh my god, you gosh, do you think that Elizabeth would fuck James? And is he's like, oh, fucking course, they were, they totally would. And so then Eddie is telling Francesca, he's like, Francesca, I would never fire you.

Yeah, yeah. Oh no, I'm sorry, he's telling Izzy. No, he's telling Elizabeth, God! Can we get the Frames? Eddie is telling Elizabeth, don't worry, Francesca would never fire you. And she's like, yeah, I mean, you know what? I've been working so fucking hard.

And Rachel's in the back and she's losing her mind because she's, first of all, she's wasted and she's angry. So she like, first she like, flopped down like, oh my God, I can't listen to this bitch anymore. And then she's like, no one gives a fuck. Shut the fuck up. You want to be a Yadi? Shut the fuck up.

Suck it up. Who gives a fuck? It's not rank. It's not military. Get the fuck out. You wanna be a Yachtie? Shut the fuck up. Suck it up. Who gives a fuck? It's not rank. It's not military. Get the fuck out there and do it. Which is funny, given what happened later this episode. Yeah. She's screaming suck it up while she's crying the entire episode.

Yeah. So Eddie is like, wow. She's pretty combative when she drinks and reaches like, shut the fuck up and get out of here. Second up, mother fucker, Lynn Chanzo. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, It's like seven o'clock and then Elizabeth is face timing with her friends and I just name my good vibes and then she goes up to James.

This is my friend and then they're all face timing and she's like, it's so cool because it feels like we're actually hanging out with her. She's blown away by technology. So then Rachel is in Eddie's cabin and she's like, can we switch cabins? I don't want to stay with a friend Cheska. Like just so much happening in her department. Like I just, I can't, you know why? And then Eddie's like, well, you know what,

if you need me, I'm there for you. I'm there, but you cannot be in my cabin. But I'm there for you. And she's like, you know, I have to be there. They're basically just like drunk and having like, um, sleep-boy camp conversations. Yeah. So, um, then, uh, so, yeah, so let's bit them James are hanging out and stuff.

And then, uh, let's bit this like, why do I have such a bad taste in my mouth about the kind of, you see, in the car with Rachel, like, why do I have a bad taste? Did I do mustard gas again? Did I? Is that what it is? And James is like, whatever, go to bed. And he says, you know, I like her, but I feel like I think I need to get to know her better.

I was like, wow, if James is saying he thinks he needs to know somebody better before he gets like free sacks, he really does not into that person. I mean, he's not into her at all. He's like, I just need to have a few days of not masturbating to really build up my horniness. And then I'll be good to go. Yeah. So 8am, which is the first time I think in history that it's ever on the dot. It's like 8am on the deck. So everyone

wakes up and starts doing their thing. And Ashley and Izzy are giving Elizabeth shit for possibly making out with James. Mm-hmm. And they're like, you didn't, did you, did you, did you, did you, did you hook up with him? Did you hook up? Did you go as hook up? You're ignoring the question. Also, attack. And Rachel is hungover. And then, and then the students are just like going through a list of all the stuff they have to do because the charter is starting tomorrow. So they have to like, you know, they just have to like go through a list

of what they're gonna do before work. And then then there's someone needs to bleach a shirt. So Elizabeth is, she's like, hey, Francesca, like, how do I bleach a shirt? Is it with hot water or is it with cold water? And she's like, well, it should be, you should be using cold water. And then you should do it outside if you're using bleach

cause it's bleach and you can't do it in a combined space outside bleach outside. Outside. She goes, but yeah, but what about the bleach? Does it have instructions on it? And she's like, oh, whatever. So she takes this bucket of bleach and whatever else to the laundry room

and just sets it on the floor. And then she goes over to talk to, then is he goes over to talk to James. And she's like, where are you so grumpy? He's like, Oh, I'm hungover. Why are you so blue? It's like, God. Yeah. So, so then we're back in the down the crew mess where all the steos are ironing and cleaning and stuff and Ashling is yawning and stuff and Francesca's like, I think I'm just going to take a break. I'm feeling a little dizzy right now and Ashling's like, my too. And Elizabeth is like, oh, you know what? I thought I was feeling dizzy and I thought it was because of last night.

And then Ashly goes, you know, it looks kind of hazy in here, you know, all the lot I think about it. I'm like, get out of there. I'm like, we're watching three people getting poisoned to death on TV. So she calls for help. Francesca calls for help. Then we go over to Captain in the bridge and he's watching James. And he's saying, James is watching something. Is he watched five minutes ago Jesus Christ are you fucking kidding me oh my god so he walks out there he's like is he didn't I see you watching this railing five minutes ago and she's like yes thanks already mommy and daddy and then like so then, like, so then, James, why are you washing it again?

Gats you, don't have time for this right now. It's because they don't have enough communication and they leave each other. All right, Jesus Christ. So he walks off. And then the guy, I just call him guy, the guy who's like checking on the smells or whatever. He's like, I smell something solvent.

I smell something. And Francesca's like, well, that's funny because we the smells or whatever. He's like, I smell something solvent. I smell something. And Francesca's like, well, that's funny, because we're not using chemicals, and he's like, but don't you smell that? I smell that. And he just keeps like sniffing through the boat. I mean, what could it be? Because I did tell Lizbeth if she's going to use bleach,

she has to do it outside. So naturally, the bleach is outside. There can't be anything possibly wrong in here. Oh, so then the girls go out on the dock to take a break and eat some hummus as a snack. And she's like, yeah, you know, there's, you've got to tell the engineers if there's something going on with Smales Girls,

we just did the right thing, all right. And then James is rinsing her railing again and captain leaves like, oh my God, I'm going fucking nuts here. I mean, I'm losing my shit. I mean, that's someone else just rinse that. You can'ting or railing again and captain leaves like oh my god. I'm going fucking nuts here I mean I'm losing my shit. I mean that someone else just rinse that you can't rinse the railing twice You can't have double rinsing. We all know this first rule of yadding no double rinsing This is like a half empty charios bowl. What the hell am I having to deal with here? So Rachel calls Vincent Joel and she's Vincent so and she's like, can you hear my chance? I'm dead serious when she's like, wait, we'll face in

Corona virus. She's like, why not? I want you here though. She's like, but they're closing their isolating the cities now. We can't do it, no, meet the ball. I'm so glad. Oh, my God. So then Elizabeth checks it. She's like, A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A- Oh Are you crying? No, I think I'm just getting poisoned by a monster to gas. That's a weird reaction I have to the toxins Yeah, what what you a side effect of mustard gas is singing So a lizard Beth comes in and hugs her like oh my god. I'm so sorry

I'm just like what the fuck am I even doing here? Just think of it this way. It's almost done. She's like, I'm literally, you know what? I'm fine. I'm fine. I'm fine. Yeah.

And then meanwhile, Mario, the engineer goes and tells Captain Lee that one of the girls was so can close and bleach and it foamed up. And it clothes and bleach and it phomed up. Because it was a bleach and soap mixture. Yeah, and so Captain Lee's like, well, that's not good. Yeah, and he's like, don't worry, we're all going to have those moments in Rich goes, yeah, it's called menstruation. So then James calls his mom for like a very in-depth mother-son conversation and he's like, mean my mom have the same personality.

It's like we're best friends and he goes, mom, we're not even allowed to crack jokes here. And she's like, when do it's a job, James? It's a job. Just do your job and come home, James. Home, James. And he's like Eddie's lock me dad He gets mad about everything

That's the end of that scene. Yeah Interesting like how do they choose the people who are gonna be the ones that call their mom all the time? I know do they audition for this role because he's kind of failing that it after saying yeah So then Mario the engineer sits down in Francesca and he's like well One of your staff was using bleach with soap and it made a gas. And they actually use it in World War II as mustard gas. So you can just always laugh, we'll laugh about this someday once we recover. And Francesca's like, not ideal, but she's smiling because she can fire Elizabeth now. And he's like, I already, but she's smiling because she can fire Elizabeth now.

And he's like, I already reported it to the captain. And she's like, well, this is a messy fuckup. Not only is she making my department look incompetent, she's killing us with her incompetence. She's like, not Ms. Bleach and so, but though, mix it. I mean, don't we all do that when we do laundry? I mean, I never use Bleach, so I actually don't have a lot of experience with it, but I'm generally afraid of it. I mean, don't we all do that when we do laundry? I mean, I never use bleach, so I actually don't have a lot of experience with it, but I'm

generally afraid of it. I just, I don't feel like it's safe to mix bleach with anything. Because I feel like I'm always going to create poison. I don't know what the rules are of what you can mix it with, but I'm pretty sure that if there is a safe use of bleach and soap, Elizabeth did not do it. Like Elizabeth is like, at least she didn't use ammonia. Because remember, there was about three or four months ago, there was, was it a Buffalo Wild Wings in New York?

I think it was upstate New York, where like several people died because someone mixed bleach and ammonia in the kitchen and it like they gasped themselves to death over there. Oh my god Yeah, it's the thing. I think it was yeah, so oh wow that's so Francesca pulls Elizabeth aside and she's like well I have to talk to Captain Lee now because of chemical warfare that you've released She's like now listen, Elizabeth Cater.

All right, you're going down. You're going down to trying to down Elizabeth. I know you're trying very hard, but you also just did a very realistic reenactment of World War II in the Galley. And I do appreciate that we got to play the allies in the scenario. However, we also would like to live. So, listen here, all right. We cannot afford Ron Howard to come in and direct the rest of your time on this boat.

All right. Listen, I loved the opening to serving Private Ryan as much as everyone else. However, I would not like to re-enact that in the galley. Okay. Listen, we'd like to keep this more forced gump and who directed for a Thales Roberts, Marcus, never mind. I'd like to keep this more forced gump than that really. Should really.

Yeah, movie. With some hands. Yes. That's escaping my name. The sons of our fathers or whatever it's called. It was boring. Yeah. So, uh, is Elizabeth,

is like, oh, but this is crazy, because like, I've used soap and bleach before I'm bowled. And she's like, well, not in a confined area. And I told you to not be in a confined area. You should have confirmed it with me. And she's like, but it's a mistake, she's like, well, it was a mistake.

You're right about that gas lady. I feel like your gas lighting me, please don't say that word around me. Well, now also like, how is it then if you've had all this experience, mixing bleach with soap before, why are you asking if you should use it with hot or cold water? Why are you asking bleach questions then? Yeah. And she's like, well, I mean, I admit I made a mistake, but other

chiefs, too, if I've gotten along with him, the password never holds against me like this. I'm like, are they dead? Did you try to poison them? Could you like make me palm instead? What sort of like warfare? Did you unleash the galley? That could make a difference because if you just made like a simple pepper spray, I'm sure it was benign. But if you were making, I don't know,

nerve gas or something like that, then there may be a difference. Yeah, I'm not good. So Francesca's like, you know, and I'll give you those strokes. And now I'm starting to regret it because it reflects on me. So like, please, please, can we work it out?

Please don't fire me. God, please. She's also saying, please, please, can we work it out? Please don't fire me, God, please. She's also saying, wow, that was borderline Roger Rabbit right there. Oh, please, honey, please, I didn't mean to make the bus for gas. Honey, please. Is that another Robert Zemeckis movie? It is.

All come together. Look at this, guys. But I like it, it was because at this point, I'm like, act walking on eggshells. As if she's the victim here. You guessed the crew! So then Francesca is talking to Rachel and she gets today. She makes the bleach with soap.

Rachel's like, oh my god. I was like, well I don't know whether to keep her for the next charter. She's like, well if you were replace her, I support you because we were dealt those cards, so let's just fold them and go again. And she's just trying to be supportive because Francesca's always coming to her with this. But at the same time, I was like, really happy because I felt like, again, this was the evolution of Francesca I wanted to see.

It was her just becoming bitter and being like my fucking second steel. Like rather than being like Cheery and being like, oh, Rotlanda, I just just like, she makes so much of the fucking so fucking late, you know. So I like watching her growing bitterness. So either way, Rachel's like, I'll support you at everything. So, Elizabeth then, so then Francesca goes off somewhere else and then Elizabeth goes up to Rachel and it's like, am I getting fired? Do you know if I'm going to get fired? And then Rachel's like, I don't know. And then Rachel's basically just like trying to like, it's just like, she's trying to put in the middle, right? So she's just like, what, you know, she doesn't even want to be there. And she has to listen to all the drama from these two, these two ladies. So Francesca goes

up to Captain Lee and she's like, well, Elizabeth is not pulling away and following through. And he's like, Oh, really? How many times does she hold stand a goddamn railing? Because if it's twice, she's out. I'm going to tell you that right now. Yeah, so yeah, basically he's like, she wants to get a new stew and he's like, well, unfortunately, we don't have enough time to get a new stew before the next charter. I mean, look, the next charter is tomorrow. So clearly, we will not be losing any more personnel

between today and tomorrow. So that's just a given. Right. So deal with that. Second up, Buttercup. So she's like, given right yeah, so deal with it second up butter cop So she's like well all in the same, but it's kind of annoying all you have to pull more way It's going to know fair What's that I don't ever like hearing from a boss?

so Elizabeth goes to Rachel and or she's still talking to Rachel And she's like Francesca isn't gonna want someone on our team that she has like a feeling about. She like has a feeling about me. She doesn't like me. Well, I think like one side of her likes me, but like the twin virgin, other part of her doesn't like me. You know what I mean?

And Rachel's like, she has two sides and I would like tried really hard to like, you know, I tried really hard to get rid of one side by gassing it to Jess that way this only one side left, but it didn't really work. I'm going to try Bachelors in next. Did you know the hell with that? So Rachel's like, well, you know, if you've got a problem, then I guess you should just

talk to Captain William about it. Just trying to get it off of her hand. Just trying to get out of, yeah, she's just trying to get clearly get rid of Elizabeth. But Francesco walks out right when she says that so she hears it and Rachel's like oh shit yeah and then Elizabeth is like Francesca can I talk to you which is like no you can't talk to me which was like I was like ooh I feel like I'm getting like little hints of Hannah in here you know like yeah So I'm really disappointed in Rachel. So Elizabeth goes up to the captain.

It's like captain, he's like, yes. I'm like, I just want to know what's happening. Like, am I getting fired? Like, what the hell? He's like, not right now, but your future depends on a young boy with a certain talent that the world doesn't understand yet. She's like, E.T. He's like, no, no, just do a better job cleaning toilets, all right? You're out.

So, um, uh, so then Francesca is just like miserable. She's miserable that she had this amazing opportunity to fire Elizabeth and, uh, and she doesn't get to. And so she's downstairs in the crew mass. Like she's working on something and James comes up with a bag of laundry and he's like, hey, where can I set this chest? And she's like, maybe the fridge. And he's like, where do you want it?

She goes, where do you think laundry goes, James? What do you think? And he's like, oh, I'm not getting upset. You're asking stupid questions and being an ass asked James. She just like had it. Yeah. She's like, do not talk to me like that. James is a cool. She's taking everything so seriously. Don't talk to me like that. I wish you chin more personality from now on. She doesn't exist to me, which I'm like, you know, compared to last season, it's really nothing, but it's also kind of like a well-worn troop about like how men tree women in the office.

Oh, you should smile more honey. You should smile more honey. Yeah, I'm just mom or like, by and less. So then Rachel goes to to Francesca basically. I said, listen, I'm sorry. She's like, oh, nope, I've had enough. I heard what you were saying. And now, I don't trust you.

You know, you don't have my back. She doesn't have my back. It's almost like nobody hears my back. And Rachel just goes, oh, well, whatever. I just leave the door. I'll move the door. So now is time for the preference sheet meeting. And it's a guy named Brian Guarnieri,

who's the top realtor in North Carolina. And he's bringing a whole bunch of guys, like the Greg and Morgan and someone named Wickliff. I don't know who names their son Wickliff. I've never even heard that name before, but we are about to meet Wickliff at the first time. Yeah, they're like, well, this sounds fun. And the captain's like, well,

you won't be saying that after you start reading these preference sheets. And they all look at them and call it the same time go. Whoa. Yeah. Like, uh, and so Keppel is going through the list goes on and on and on. We want to trampoline. We want seahorses.

We want gold flowing on unicorns. Uh, a wild boar caviar. Uh, they went, uh, I put cruising cruising lobster I don't know what that means. A lobster that is actively cruising other laxters a long lobster that we have to actually create a small little sauna for the laxters that way they can cruise each other inside it. We want a grinder lobster alright and then we want a Spanish food now Spanish not Mexican and then they want to Viva La France dinner

With 10 courses and Rachel's just looks so fear she's rolling her eyes and Francesca's like we have a preference sheet is crazy, but it's yawning right never requests to you massive unless it's please clean the cupboard That one done Rachel just goes eat my cooter. That's disgusting. You pay me $16,000 a month to be your private chef in Monaco. Until then, I don't play that game. So no, I'll buy the flight home. I enjoy it. I'll start packing now. And I was like, this isn't real, right? Like she just seemed like she was just being like, fuck them. You know, I'm not gonna fucking do that. You assholes they're all just staring at her and so she goes I'm sorry, but suck my dick

And he's like whoa And the captain's like well, uh, why don't we talk to them and see if there is ostentatious as they are on paper And she goes go fuck yourself Because well, I had a way of they're not doing that. I've already felt pretty fucked watching James watch that railing three times. Is it good? No, no, no, not you. I love you. I like I love you guys. Well, I'm glad to hear that And she's like, I mean, I respect you guys, but that bullshit. I'm out. I'll start packing now dead serious dead serious I'm out. I'll start packing now. Dead serious. Dead serious. I'm out packing.

Hey, I can't believe he's not gonna beg for anyone. He's not, he's not gonna deal with this bullshit so it goes well You gotta do what you gotta do and I'll do what I gotta do and he just walks away like, can dammit God, my bait just got shittier She's like, I don't play that game. You know what? Shed that up your ass. Dead serious. I make more money sitting at home. All right, because Vincenzo throws quarters at my head and makes me sing his favorite song. Oh.

Oh. Oh. Oh. This preference sheet is ridiculous, and I have to walk away. I'm sorry, I love you, but eat my cooter. Shed that up your ass. It might work.

It might work. And they're all, and Francesca's just like like like her head is just going down like I wish the gas had taken me out when I had the chance. Yeah. So Elizabeth asked Eddie what's going on and Eddie's like, wow, this is gonna be a tough charater. She's out. She's quick and sounds like it and then the captain calls Rachel up And so she comes off and he's like listen This is his fatherly as I'm gonna be I'm gonna put my elbow on the table look at that Don't I look like a dad at one of those picture frames that target? Okay, here we go now listen

I'm not looking forward to these guys, but just because they asked for it Didn't mean they're gonna get it all right, we're in the middle of the Caribbean. Now that being said, will you do dinner and lunch on day one? And she's like, no. No, no. Get a boat right now. She goes, look, I'm putting you in a rock in a hard place now and I respect that.

And then a alarm goes off. Like, because there's a beep, beep, beep. Because I was like, can someone check that alarm? Please anyone anyone at all? It is everyone alive down there to Elizabeth go in here to bleach again. Anyone? Rachel's like, look, I know I'm leaving you in a hard place in Iraq, but I respect you and I would love to work under you as my captain, but can I just go pack? Can I just go pack now?

And he's just like the beeping is all going, so he stands up to go deal with it. And like he pats her on the shoulder and gives her this like really like fuck you smile and he goes like I don't already have enough to deal with, you know, like like, like I thought his smile right there was so classic because he was just, you know that in his mind,

he's like this fucking asshole. Leaving me like the day before, so self-centered, so obnoxious, like, as if she thinks she is ever going to work under me again. When she says that, like, I'd love to work under you again, like, oh wow, like, the amount of time you were never working under. She's never gonna work.

Who was singing to work for again? Who would hire you after this? Yeah, it was so, I was like, I was mad at her as a viewer as a fan to be like, why are you leaving us in the lurch like this? But I was also mad like, this was such an obnoxious move on her part. Like, I thought it was terrible. Yeah, it was pretty bad. I loved it was, I was, I thought it was terrible.

Yeah, it was pretty bad. I mean, I loved it, of course, because I thought it was so entertaining. I mean, I just, you didn't. Yes, it was entertaining, but it was also like terrible. And I was still thinking at this point, well, surely she's gonna come back. Like surely she's off, you know, she's off a rocker.

She said earlier, she's going so crazy on the phone and crying because she's like PMSing, which as a guy, you would never be like, oh, that's probably PS, but she said, like it's menstruation. Like maybe she's just going through a really rough time. Who knows, but I thought surely they'll be able to talk her down and she'll come back and be completely normal.

Because when she was on watch what happens live with Andy, I thought she was acting really weird. Because on this show, she's like so fun, but on that show, she seemed really like held back and almost like she didn't wanna be there, like why am I here? And now I can see, she's probably like, why are they calling me on here?

I said fuck you to everyone and quit the show. Yeah, yeah, because that's what usually happens. The low deck people who get fired or have like a bitter departure are always like super cold on watch what happens. They get so they really hold on to it. So we should have probably we should probably have been able to figure it out. Like that thing did not end well with her. So that how you're sitting. Who would guess it's like she's the favorite chef. So for everybody loves her,

like she's like the best chef of all time. Well, like, oh, it did. She's, yeah. Well, we knew, right? Didn't we, wasn't it last, last week's episode where she made a dinner and Captain Lee was like, I have to say she's like, one of the best chefs we've ever had or something like, he said something like that where you're like, uh-oh, you know. So then, Eddie is talking with Izzy and he's like, well, the provisions are,

the provisions are so unsaid that Rachel's quitting, oh, you know, and then we unsafe that Rachel's quitting all you know and uh and then we got to Rachel and she's like packing and she's like I'm tired you can eat my ass okay and then she turns to the camera and she's like in the in your best interest I think you should call your hands that's not cool then it's like giving him the finger like yeah she's thinking finger like right in the camera telling him to fuck off. Why is she mad at them she wasn't fired you're the one who quits. She's a nightmare.

She's not a nice girl. You are not a nice girl. Okay. Maybe she felt like she was being set up by production. Maybe she felt like all these requests were production trying to set her up to like fail on camera. And that's maybe the, maybe that was the source of her real anger, you know? Maybe, but she's friends with Kate Chastain. She's said on the show that she's friends with Kate and they've worked together a bunch.

Like, you'd think she would know what she's getting into, you know? And she also has been on reality TV before. I mean, kind of, like, for five seconds. But so Eddie's like, they're getting her luggage and stuff. And Francesca's like, well, take care then. And she's like, I'm sorry, but I draw the line and she's just like kind of trying to storm out of there mm-hmm and he's like, well we need you and if you're gonna bounce you obviously never cared in the first place and that fucking sucks Yeah, and then Catherine's like in 35 years of being a captain

I've never had to tell a guest that your charter is canceled mainly on behalf of our railing that's been overwashed and now has corroded away. But now I have a chiefs too and a second stew that clearly aren't getting along and then my chef splits. I don't know what I'm going to do. And then it just ends with Rachel going, eat my cuder! I am really fast and we didn't even get to see what's happening next week, right? There were no previews for next week. No, I don't think so.

I hate when they do that. I hate that. It's so mean, Bravo. That makes me think that she's gonna be back, that she doesn't really leave, because maybe they just had her in the clip package or something, I don't know, but. That's what I'm thinking that too.

Well, but also, well, because they left it with this tease of like that capital need might have to cancel the charter. So they also couldn't really, if the charter gets, if they do a previews, then they can't, they, then we're not in suspense over whether or not the charter gets canceled. Oh, that's true. And this is also Corona. So I don't know how, because they keep talking about how Corona is spreading everywhere, right? It's in every episode. So I wonder if now is when it hits and they have maybe they have to stop production or something. I have no idea. But yeah, wow, interesting, really good episode going on. It was really good.

It was really, really good. I hope she comes back because wow, what? She's great on TV. I need to have her on this. And she's also, it seems like a really good chef. So I don't want her to leave. Rachel come back. Rachel, I'd love to see them tell the guests, like, no, we're not doing this, okay? You're not, you don't get to get all this stuff. So it would be fun for them to tell the guests that for once. Yeah, someone tell Wickel or whatever his name was,

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