Watch What Crappens - Below Deck Reunion: Skating By

Episode Date: February 24, 2021

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So go over to crap and it's on demand. Thank you. Love you. Okay. So today we have a huge day. I mean, I don't know how we're going to even cover this below deck or unit. It was just jam packed. It wasn't. It was below deck is below deck. These, they're people in service. These are people who've learned to just take shit and say, sorry, you know, do you want to free tier me Sue? Like, we want from me. Yeah, this was,

this was what I would call a dull reunion. This was, it was sort of like a throwback to the way below deck reunions used to be a few seasons ago. We've been lucky in that, we had a really good below deck med reunion and last year's below deck reunion really got us angry. So we were like, our blood was boiling, so we had a lot to talk about. But this one's more just like how many different ways can I describe a Elizabeth's makeup and dress? That's what I was doing the entire hour. Yeah, I mean, it was that, but still,

you know, it was still an episode of Bullock Deck, which was fun. And this was very polarizing because it was the millennial work ethic versus everybody else. You know, I've seen a lot of talk about that on Facebook. You know, so Sean Mathier has been complaining a lot about millennial work ethic. Now, I think millennials are probably the smartest group

of people to ever be born because they've got a fucking brain in their hands, you know, the iPhone or whatever. So I've always thought of them as very smart, but yeah, that's a very easy way. I think it's in the work ethic. Ah, you know, back in my day. I try to resist shaming millennials for their work ethic just because it's like the most cliché thing to do to be part of like,

an older generation, shitting on the younger generation. I mean, before millennials, it was Gen X. And that would, well, you know, Gen Xers right now are like, their whole thing is that they're like, yeah, well, like, we're the the best now because we're not like the boomers, I'm not like the millennials. Yeah, we're the best all along. Jenn Xers are like taking a victory lap right now, which I think is hilarious. And you know what, go for it. I'm a Jenn Xer. Yeah, but I do think it's funny. I do think the victory lap is hilarious because we were the generation that was like, you know, doing

nothing. We were the slacker generation. The slacker generation. And now we're like, look at us. We can, we'll win survivor, you know, you want to give us some shovel. I can turn the radio into a ham. It's like, what? No, that's not who we are. We're like the laziest generation. It's always been that way. But now the millennials come. And now we feel like we're total survivors. Yeah, and I'm Jen Wai. I'm in this weird, like,

I'm in this weird generation that doesn't, it's like a, it's like a, I'm like the, I'm like the Chester PR-thorough of generations at the moment, just kind of like wedged in between more important generations. Like, you know, one of those presidents from like the 1870s more important generations. Like, you know, one of those presidents from the 1870s

that everyone forgets about, you know, wedged somewhere between Lincoln and then Teddy Roosevelt in this era. That's just like blah. So I'm, yeah, like I'm not a millennial. I'm not a millennial. Not yet, Gen X. That was my version of Britney Spears. But the point is this, I'm not gonna, I try not to

shit on millennials, but that being said, sometimes it's really hard not to. Sometimes, sometimes they kind of make it really easy for us. I mean, it's a little tough. Sometimes you just... Well, I'm not gonna blame all millennials for these two boobs, you know. I mean, there is still an economy going, So I'm assuming that the millennials are doing something, but you wouldn't know it sometimes from watching these shows, you know, and I think Kate's, Kate must be coming back because she posted something saying like picnic day and it's in Alaska, which I think is where

they're shooting now. And so, yeah, and I'm just bringing Kate up because it like you need that on this show You need someone from a different generation being like seriously, it's an iron, you know Yeah, you need you just need someone who's exasperated I've always said intergenerational stuff makes for the best drama Which is why I get so mad at big brother because Their senior citizen of the house is always someone who's like 37 years old and I I'm like, do you not remember Big Brother 10 when they had to, they had Rene who was in her 60s and Jerry who is 75.

Like that is how you make good conflict on a TV show. You get some people from different generations and they just go off like crazy. Um, and I think that would work for below deck as well. That's why we like Captain Lee, I think actually because he just sort of comes in. He's seen a lot of things. He's a salty sea dog and he just is lying. Well, there's a bullshit. You know, we like that.

I think like that element in our blow deck shows. Yeah. Well, here we are at the reunion. Welcome! I respect below deck so much and wearing horizontal stripes. Okay. Just wearing regular casual horizontal stripes shirt. Hey, two, hey, two show.

Could be at home right now. Thanks. Lay face the looming pandemic, La Jaroom mustard gas and a force named Dolores. But the crew on my Sienna has officially made it back on land. All right. Let's breeze through this reunion and only touch on a few things. Okay. Hi, everyone. Okay, hi everyone.

Hi, Captain Lee. I could even I've got Bono colored glasses on. In case anybody cares. Anybody have any questions? If anyone's interested in my book, you can find it over my shoulder dangling on the side of that couch about the fall. It really was too. I loved that. It was kind of that that that show off the sailboats behind me, but also my buck and can't move the sailboats.

So here the buck goes on the just right on the couch. Hi Francesca. Hi Andy. I'm here in front of all of Australia's potted plants. They're all behind me right now. They all say hello. Hope you're doing well. I love that Andy is shocked by literally everything, like every destination. You see? Whoa, what time is it where you are, Frances?

Wow, James, what time is it where you are? Rachel, where are you? What time is it over there? Right to where you are. What time is it over there? It's like if he ever turns on like the world function on his iPhone, he's just gonna have a stroke. I think he's just been probably reading too many books to his kid in quarantine. We're like every book is like, it's 6 a.m. in London.

It's 7 a.m. in Germany. It's it, you know what? It's just like, he just like, you used to like, simple, simple, complex. Yeah, but is he already, like Andy is the perfect person to be, he's always, he's been reading us bedtime stories as long as we know we just didn't realize it. It's like, she likes, she's on your channel

and she got new books. That's one of the sharpest things you've ever said. He has been doing nursery rhyme to us. The bomb. Very forced rhymes. So, wow, she likes playing with loam because she's also in Rome, it's Rachel. Ah.

So, Rachel's in Italy, she's like, hey, I'm on quarantine. And he's like, well, you've been on quarantine every time. We've checked it on you. She's like, well, no, that was lockdown like, hey I'm on quarantine and he's like, well you've been on quarantine every time we've checked it on you She's like, well no, that was lockdown, but now I'm on quarantine and tomorrow I'm going on coot or patrol So you know, I'll keep you updated Hey Liz, what man? Did you consult your spiritual advisor before showing up as a bruise on that little television? Hey Elizabeth, I just want to congratulate you for getting a starring role on Spider-Man on ice. You look like Spider-Man as a figure skater.

She looks like a bruise that just came out of the closet. She looks like an indicator. She looks like one of those things that's how you when your beer is skunked or not. Like a changes color. Plus her heart. I mean, what a miss. Wow. The whole thing, really. The whole look like the eyelashes too much, the makeup too yellow, the hair too. I mean, I just feel bad for her because I don't know. She like talks to crystals and stuff. And I just want that to work for people. You know, and it just doesn't. Turns out crystals may give you a sense of positivity,

but they don't necessarily give you an eye for fashion. You know, her makeup was so cake, she looked like she had done the Mrs. Doutfire thing, you know, like put her face into the fridge and like put her face right into like a key lime pie or something. Yeah, it was like, she had like a key lime pie makeup. And the overhead lighting, it's just, you know, it's just present. And that's obviously she's a beautiful girl.

But then it's like the overhead lighting, like the canned lighting, like, you know what? You can, you can talk to crystals as much as you want, but they don't turn into a ring light. Like is there no Amazon where you live? Get on your phone and order a ring light. She probably ordered a light ring by accident, like a push, like a push pop camera or something. She, uh, yeah, that's losing by ring damping because it's just too light.

I didn't want to get a ring because I didn't want people to think that I wanted a lot out of this relationship. It's like, no, it's a ring light. But yeah, that top, it's like, it had just the red that flowed into the blue. At first, I thought she looked like Superman because it almost looked like the cape and the blue. And then I realized it was literally the colors of Spider-Man. It literally turns into blue where it turns into blue on Spider-Man. She's literally Spider-Man. It literally turns into blue, where it turns into blue on Spider-Man. She's Spider-Man.

She's like a very ineffective Spider-Man. She just makes it really hard to root for her. I couldn't be the only person that sat there just wishing that Tonya Harding would come in. But her hair looked nice. Wow, we just really win them on poor Elizabeth. Okay, so James, where are you James? What time is it over there?

You're like, he's like, I'm in black pool. You know, people might be surprised that I'm not in my parents' basement, on in my parents' living room, and he helps very much. And clearly, one of his mom walked in at that moment. I don't know if you know what I said, because he looks up and over the cam

and this sort of shakes his head. Like, yeah, mom, I'm on TV right now, mom. You don't have to do, mom, no, I don't want the pudding right now, mom, stop it. Yeah. And he's got new eyebrows, and now he's separated his eyelashes, that's his new thing,

where he's doing that eyelash separation. Whatever. He's like, wow, there's your arc. Finally, we have an art for James. By the way, I loved his living room or his parents living room. I was like, I was so spacious and comfy and I had like, I was sort of like looking at the window. It looked, I couldn't tell it was sort of like cold raining outside.

I was kind of like, why did he ever leave? Why would he ever go to a yacht? Like that living room seems to have everything. And there was a cute dog in the background that was totally doing the Mueller. It was, it was, I was sort of taken by his background. Yeah. Yeah. Um and is he how are you doing? She's like I'm bloody fatigued sitting cross church New Zealand. Wow. Oh, Zealand. I can't believe you're a New Zealand

even though you're from New Zealand. Wow Who the first time someone's ever done a reunion from a church Hey, Ashling is your stomach finally feeling better. I see you're sitting there in front of some faux weathered furniture How rustic of you? How's it going? Okay moving on. Hi, okay You really see so much about people with their decor. Like, ashtang, I realized things like she's a bachelor contestant. Because on the bachelor, they always have those weird, pure one candle things like she had behind her head, those like made out of sticks. And she was using a K at the end of her in this episode.

She was like, on feeling Kbeta, Amy, which is very bachelor to add a K. All right. Now let's go to San Diego and see a sustainable shade. Hey, Shane, hey, stupid face. How's it going? Oh, poor Shane. I mean, this is another one. You just like, he seems so nice. You want him to do well, but then you realize he's really just a prick who hides behind saying nice things in order to be a prick. Like he'll say, you know, he won't just call you a dirty, you know, a dirty fucking loser asshole. He'll say, you just need to claim the earth better. That's his way of saying it. And I can't with his yellow, his yellow collarless lick out. He needs to get the hell out of here. He has a real attitude. And you know what, if he's trying to like,

trying to spread the word about sustainability, then you should do it in a friendly manner because no one's gonna Want to listen to you if you're being a dick and being a solid because people are because he's you know He's doing this whole thing of like, oh this show just made me into a clown Like you made yourself into a clown you took a nap in the middle of the day. Okay, you left the yacht garage door open and you did, who knows what else you did, but you just did all the wrong things. So don't have an ad to with us when you were the one at fault. Be a cheery environmentalist, dammit.

Yeah, calm down on the sanctumoney, buddy. Yeah. So where's Rob? He's day in the front gold. And it's like, well, that's not surprising. He didn't seem like he wanted to even be on the show. Oh, he's read the production. And then with cameras were there, he wouldn't even talk to them. He's weak Andy. What a weak person. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. She was, is he was like rated as sale the things that she didn't get to say. So, hey, when Green Deck had shade joined the crew, his uber cool demeanor set up alarm bells

with Eddie. But we soon learned he may have had trouble sitting in alarm! See I said alarm bells and then alarm, see what I'm doing there, he can't sit in alarm, he's just stupid, stupid face. Hey, how many straws does it take to make an alarm? So Andy's like, so you seem to regret nothing because you were able to raise awareness about the environment, James. Do you think you could have tried hard to make your job? And he's like, you know, Andy, like, I like, give it my all, so, you know, that's what I gotta say about that. And Andy goes,

Did you, did you give it your all? Yeah, I did. I came in, I came in very under-prepared. I didn't realize the yawning career entailed so much hard work as it did. And Andy, Andy, who was still probably very pissed about Shane's standoff-ish and asshole a Shapiro and some watch happens live. So Andy's like has a grudge. He's like, so did you Google it before you went on the boat.

Dumb dumb. Did you do that? Oh, that is like, uh, no, but I took maritime training. Andy, okay. All right. Hey, Sammy F says, watching the show back, how did you feel about Eddie saying, you can't fix stupid. I mean, I like Eddie, but felt that was a little harsh. That was Sammy F saying it. I personally thought it was right on the mark.

Am I right, everyone? Get fixed stupid. That one right over there. If this show is literally gonna be asking me questions about roasting me, I'm literally going to walk off literally. Okay. I'm sorry, we haven't asked about recycling. Hey, Shane, what do you feel about those plastic rings that hold diet cogs together?

What do you think of those bad Shane? What do you think about petroleum, Shane? I just like that a question that was defending him, basically saying, you know, I thought it was harsh to say he was stupid. He then stupidly is like, if you're going to make fun of me, I'm going to log off. It's like it was in defense of you. You are actually disproving this question's point. Yeah. And Mandy's like, dude, we were just asking you about your time on the show.

And Rachel goes, yeah, I mean, I said, we were just asking you about your time on the show Yeah, I mean I said fuck you You're all coming this path. Yeah, you know what I dealt with human multiple season long, you know, we all make mistakes Okay, that comment was unnecessary like Eddie. I mean you don't actually think I'm stupid, right? And Eddie's just like taking a super long drink. It's like, what should I say to this stupid person? Okay, no, I don't think you're stupid, you're a smart kid. And you totally believe that because you're pretty stupid, right? Oh, but you're a smart kid.

And there's a difference between smarts that what you know, which doesn't appear to be very much, and smarts coming into the yachting industry, you're brand new and unfortunately it was difficult for you to grasp right away, right dad? Huh? Uh, um, she's like, well, I accept that. Uh, I don't have any hard feelings. I don't hold a grudge with anyone but petroleum. Yeah, because Andy, oh, sorry.

Uh, was there anything that James, Andy asked James, like, is there anything that James and Eddie could have done to help him out? And James is like, well, you know, first of all, I have to say, I've never watched any of these reunion shows before. This is bloody brilliant, okay? It's like a race to blow deck. I love this.

It's like, I want to go on holiday and have a reunion afterwards all the time. I mean, this is the best holiday ever. James, James, you were working. This wasn't a holiday for you. Yeah, and James is one of those real housewives who pretend they've never seen the real housewives when they come on.

Give me a break. You separated your eyelashes. You knew where you were coming today, okay? And that tight ass old Navy shirt is your reunion dress. Don't think we don't know that you sat in front of a skinny mirror in your mom's basement trying to make that shit work all night long. Yeah, also lessened to be learned. Don't wear shirts that are going to exaggerate your pit stains. So Andy says, well, Jim says that he did try to warn Shane that he gets trouble,

but we didn't really see it that we didn't really see that much of an effort to stop him. So Andy then finally says, ask the question that I feel like a lot of us thought where he says, you know a lot of people points it out that Shane, you went on a boat to raise awareness about sustainability and environmentalism, but there is no greater gas guzzler and full of the environment than a super yacht.

What do you make of that? Oxy Moran. Well, like, why did you call me a moron? If this show's gonna be about like roasting morons, I'm not into it. I'll like totally moron off, right? If this show's gonna be about roasting, Oxy, my favorite cleaning product,

that I'm gonna log off and clean something with it and be one with it, okay? Oh my god, roasting oxy! Finally, someone else has done that! You know what? I tried to clean my clothes with oxy and I got all crazy looking and then I tasted and fell asleep. So you were using oxy cotton, not oxy clean, you idiot. Well, I realized that like the boat isn't like sustainable before I went on it because like it guzzles gas and then it like goes into like protected areas but like you can make it more sustainable and so that's what I did. And as he's like yeah I actually did learn a lot

from him. For instance some guests brought some sea shells up and he was like, no, those are from a protected territory. So look, we saved some, we saved some clams. I was like, I'm glad that you did not take the thing from the protected territory, much like, I'm sure Heshev Adrian did a few seasons ago when he pulled up that enormous like sea slug. But I don't think that really like offsets the amount of damage that yachts probably do to these. Yeah, because you left some discarded clam shells or whatever behind can you return the conscience your turn Sebastian to the ocean. So Andy's like Jane, any miles worse before you we let you go back to being stupid,

you stupid face stupid, you stupid face, stupid, look like Spacoli in a raw stress for less cold leader outfit. Anything to say. And he's like, says to stay in a ball. Bro, stay in a ball. Sweet paper straws. Forever see one. Sean Cody.

We're going to part ways here now. He's so basic. I cannot handle people whose whole life is fighting. It's like their whole personality is built around something so basic. I cannot handle people whose whole life is fighting. It's like their whole personality is built around something so obvious. You know, it's like we all know pollution is bad. Okay, I'm not saying it's not. It's like being like, you know what my personality is, Andy? I hate murder.

I hate it. There. I'm doing everything I can. Stand against murder. Like, yeah. Yeah. Okay, you're a really good person, Ronnie. Okay, here's a lollipop.

Listen, I actually am totally down for someone who's like, my whole thing is the environment because honestly, the environment is really fucked right now. So I do applaud that, but what I don't applaud is, what I don't applaud is, I don don't even wanna say that his environmentalism is very token it, like token, but it's whatever the word would be because he doesn't seem like he would be used.

But where it's kind of like, yeah, it felt a performative. I just felt like he was just like, but it's not like through your job too. Like you will be more effective if you do your job and then you don't have like a chip on your shoulder about this, like, you have a chip on a shoulder about something that you caused.

Like, you were at fault here, and everyone recognizes you were at fault, everyone can see you're at fault, and you're blaming everyone else, and guess what, that's actually getting in the way of your environmentalist message, and it's actually making people mock it. And so you're actually being a worse environmentalist

by being a bad employee. Yes, it's like when we're talking about other shows and I get mad when people start using their victimhood to explain away whatever is going on, right? It's like you were really horrible to that person. Yeah, but you know what? My father died a couple of years ago and that really, that just makes me crazy. And I think in this instance, it's him using this

performative shit instead of just admitting anything you did wrong. It's like, oh, you were a shitty employee. But I was only there to really raise awareness for the planet. Bra. It's like, son, no, you know what? Stop using that as a crutch. Okay. Raise awareness if you your napping during the day. How about that? You know, I just think that there was, I agree, there was something, it's weird. I don't even want to say it was,

his environmentalism was performative, but I think it's more like you said a crutch. Like he just sort of, he used that to, to as a shield against any critiques. You know, it's kind of like when a thought on Instagram posts like a, mostly make it picture up, against any critiques. You know, it's kind of like when a thought on Instagram posts, like a mostly naked picture up,

like a really thirsty picture up there, but then the caption is something like, we all have to be good humans and we all have to support people because at the end of the day, we're just this flesh and blood, so be kind to one another. So then if you say, you're really thirsty,

like see, this is what I'm talking about, you're not being kind to one another. It's like, oh, you immunize yourself under this guys of this of this caption, which is very like the caption. I don't disagree with the caption. I don't disagree with the environmentalism, but you're using it as a shield for your wrong doings. Yeah, you're just using is it used to post your dick outline, you know, yeah, yeah, not wrong doings, but of, yeah, because Shane didn't really do anything like horrible or bad. Like, I can't even believe we're discussing it this long, because yeah, who is fine? It's just, it's just annoying that type of personality makes me fucking crazy.

It's like, wow, you're such, you're so much better than everybody else, because you think pollution is bad. Like, we know, dude, we fucking know. Like I agree with you. So I'm not gonna go to work today, you know? By the way, off topic, one thing that we did not discuss was that way that the episode began entirely. We didn't discuss this.

We see them all setting up their zooms and guess who like knocks over her laptop. And you just see like her ceiling. Oops, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. It's like of course a little bit knocks over her laptop while she's sitting up for the reunion So Andy sent Shane off by going paper strife forever, bro James is giving the peace sign. It's time for commercial. It's time for a crap and commercial Celebrity beef you never know if you're just gonna end up on TMZ or trending on Twitter or in court.

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like, let's make sure we have half an hour of shitting down legs, all right? Yeah. Yeah, we didn't get anything about Dolores. We didn't get anything about that, we didn't get anything about really any of the guests at all. I would have liked to know, I would have liked to have heard like about Charlie

being an asshole, the first charter. I would have liked those adorable gaze who caused Rachel to nearly quit, but then it turns out they were like wonderful. We didn't hear about them. There's a lot I felt was omitted from this reunion. So, Ambi asked Captain Leigh and Eddie, what are your thoughts when Rachel said, fuck you and eat my cooler? And the captain was like, well, I was astonished, actually. I wasn't quite sure she meant it. She was running against the tide, if you will. And then he's like, I was like, oh holy shit.

Hold on to your freaking horses. This is a bumpy road. Did I do it right, man? Nice try, kid. All right, I would try something like, you better grab a horse by the main before this road turns your nuts into pop rocks and the soda can. You know, something like that. A little horse by the main before this road turns your nuts and the pop rocks and the soda can

You know something like that a little more colorful Eddie Eddie felt that you had no Respect for your co-workers Rachel because you were screwing them by leaving what do you think about that? And she's like well, it wasn't it's not against the the crew members when you you know when you just like read something like that It's just ridiculous like you're just set up for failure I mean mean, like at that time, I was thinking like, what's more important, you know, going back to where you live, that, you know, and because you might not be able to get back there, because you get all getting shut down, because the coronavirus or still you're

around and watch yourself, you know, have your ass handed to you in front of the world. And I'm like, you send up for below deck, and you've already had your ass handed to you. We remember the omelands from episode one, it. Just at this point lean into it. Yeah, and he's like, so you didn't screw people over by leaving? Just like, well, at the time I didn't think that any, but I thought, you know, the next day, maybe I should go back to these.

And Andy says, so Eddie, why are you so skeptical of Rachel? And he's like, well, you know, it's just how she talked to Captain Lee and didn't apologize to us, but you know, she did redeem herself. She's probably the best chef I've ever seen in my entire life. And then what about that communication issues we're having with the interior team? Who is more to blame, Francesca or her team and my team? I mean, Elizabeth who just knocked over the torsier lamp behind her. Who's more to blame?

And Rachel's like, well, that's everything. I mean, there's so much that goes into it and there's so many distractions. I mean, seeing that you understand that there's so much going on and you forget things that's hard to hear things and you know, in summary, Kudur, two days. Yeah. Rachel does the thing where she changes her personalities, you know, and maybe she should have been drinking during this, I don't know. But she gets really mad where she's, it's like, it could have been a good reunion.

But then she comes in and she's like, well, you know, nothing's bad because in retrospect, I realized, you know, I had a more nuanced opinion. It's like, this is not the time for nuance, okay? Yeah. Throw that away and come yell at people and tell Francesca she's terrible at her job, okay? This is television, man. And Andy is trying to make it happen He's like so why did Francesca's team have a hard time working with Rachel and Francesca's like Well, I don't think that we had a hard time making with Rachel

I mean, maybe as hard as one could if you've been poisoned by mustard gas But I think that sometimes I was tipping on eggshells But that was literally just because it is bit dropped a lot of eggs on the floor all the time if you've been poisoned by mustard gas, but I think that sometimes I was tipping on eggshells, but that was literally just because Elizabeth dropped a lot of eggs on the floor all the time. And so the communication was slow, but we ironed it out quickly and we sat down and we breathed each other on the charters and everything was wonderful. You know, the communication was slow indeed, but after Rachel threw some eggs at my head

and I stepped on those eggshells. We ironed it out Of course Elizabeth had to learn how to turn on the iron first But eventually everything was good and he's like We had to Turns out there to every time we tried to iron it out the ironing board would actually fall down So it took us a few weeks before we realized what the problem was with our ironing out with Rachel But now we got a bowl sorted out Rachel do you agree with her and ice-moo?

Because this is getting old so well, yeah, I was good to sit down and you know because we all share excitement about working Would you like a free tear me Sue Francesca? Please take my apologies and Andy like, I think I was watching a different show than you guys were on or something. Can I go? He actually was like literally watching Rony Rianians or reruns. So Richels like Andy, don't make me come into that box. Andy, don't make you know, you ever have fart in a box? That's what's going to happen. I'm coming into your box. Andy. Yeah. Um, so then why didn't anybody confront Rachel on her ridiculous drunk and behavior? Yeah. Cause we were scared of a Randy. That's why.

And Elizabeth's like, yeah, you know, what you should just let her have her fun. And Elizabeth kept doing this thing where she would put one shoulder forward and her head kind of over her shoulder and just nod her head with her lip pouted. Did you notice that? And then she kept looking at herself in the computer screen to like see how cute she looks. Oh, so yeah, Rachel's like,

you know what I'm just a little hard to handle. I'm a wild settling in and I'm unbridled You know and and he's like well Eddie was annoyed right Eddie cuz is anyone gonna fight here? Like how do we do this Eddie and he's like no you know everyone could blow off steam and it frustrates me because when someone else is blowing up steam that affects everyone else's ability to do the same you and a little bit like post shoulder pose shoulder pose same. You know, and a little bit psyched. Shoulder, polls, shoulder, polls.

So you know, should I have said something? Yes, but you know, I was afraid to set her off. And then he's like, well, I hold Eddie's opinion in really high regard. So, you know, I was disappointed. He didn't say to my fucking face. And Andy says,

well, how do you feel about seeing Captain Lee get emotional and compare your, you know, kind of teetering on alcoholism with his son's issues? And she's like, that had a big impact, Andy. Okay. I, you know, I hold him in very high regard as well. So to mention concern for me, it made an impact. Andy, I had five martinis when I heard that. Thanks, Captain.

And I was so impacted that instead of seeing my favorite song, Titties, I sang a new version that went, Titties. It was very sad and impacted. It was the ballad version, Andy. It was the back of it. Titties. All right, let's move on to Liz and James. So, hey, James, you really pluck your eye

about eyebrows to beat hell, don't you, huh? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha go to someone and get them sorted. He's like, well, they look on point today. Is it because, oh yeah, he would fill him in with my eyelash pencil, Andy, or that's really, he'd use my eyebrow pencil to do it. Why are we saying that I'm like the only one who does their eyebrows? Many, many, Mom, not now. Not now, I don't wanna told you now, Mom, please. No, I don't need the tweezers, it's not my bro time.

Okay, Mom, I'm on TV right now. Thank you. No, I mean, I, he says none of us here do that. He's a captain goes, I don't recall getting my eyebrows spelled. You just, well, maybe you need to do some eyebrows. Say to the captain. Are there no lines here? That might be the problem. So, um, so what got under Rachel's skin about James? And she's like, uh, his jokes is demeanor. He just didn't seem to have virtuous intentions, um, and in summary titties. So looking back, James, did you mislead Elizabeth? Good you have handled it differently. And he's like, well, I wouldn't say I misled her, but I thought we were on the same page,

but then when we spoke off camera, you know, like we had it in our mind where it was going, you know, we're in two different countries, when we were, it was going, Andy, but she did start to like me a bit more than, you know, that was my bad, I should have spoken up, and Rachel's just making this face like, okay,

we're just gonna let him get away with this, because it's an obvious bullshit. Well, it's not that I misled her, it's more like I just shown a flashlight flashlight or a torch as we say in England. I've shown it on the floor and then she just sort of chased after it all season long. So it's not really misleading. It's more like gentle play for the laser pens. She just tried to keep capturing with a little pause and she just realized it was a two

dimensional projection of life. Oh, with the wisdom, James, how did you think it was okay to hook up in the guest cabin and then not take responsibility for your poor work? I think you both show. And she's like, um, well, all right, James, go get creative, man. It was dead simple, Andy. It's, I knew it shouldn't have been done

and we were messaging each other. And she said that we should go into a guest cabin. Oh my god! So I showed the flash start into the guest cabin, she went running right in there and I said we shouldn't do this, but then I was worried she might get a fur ball, so I went in there to her and one thing led to another. You know it was actually pretty sad at first Andy because she ran into the room and started banging her head against the wall and then I realized I hadn't turned off the laser pen. And then as he's like, James is a dilly gaff. Doesn't do I look like I give a fuck?

Thank you, thank you. Thank you. Be on that one as well. Well, we were off charter, we were drinking. Did you invite him? my early life age? Cause I'm pretty sure that he invited me and the, let me ask my shoulder what it has to say. Shoulder shoulder, poop poop.

Hello Australian in front of, in front of weathered furniture would like to say something. Either way, I have to say it takes two to tango, and at the end of the day, you both make the decisions to go into the guest cabin, which is the ultimate no-no on a super yacht, bad with Gathic. Thank you very much, I'm Ashling.

And James is like, well, I knew we'd get in trouble, but it was riskless versus reward ampy. He's like, well, wasn't worth it. He's like, 100%. All right, good bang, good night, sleep. Right. But you didn't have your mother there to jot, to give you an off-sworked fee. He's like, well, was it worth it? He's like 100%. All right, good bang, good night, sleep. Right. But you didn't have your mother there to jot,

give you an off-sweat fee. Get out, mother. Get out, mother. I'm filming over you, and what is that? It's a thing that they do in America, mother. Get out. OK. Oh.

You're doing great, James. Yes, I did. You're doing great, Gully. Oh, God, now I've even got someone else's mother here. Oh Great James Oh, god now he even got someone else's mother Someone's mother. Okay, baby. Yeah. I'm actually a mother. Yeah, oh, you're a mother. Yes, I am his That's my son and my your son is actually calling. Yeah, we had a switch to birthday. It's hilarious So casual, you know sorting sorting out of us, which a birth story. So, um, is he's like, whatever James, you know, and Andy says, well, Elizabeth, kind of gotten fired. And she's like, definitely.

And James is like, well, you know what, Andy, it was an accumulation of things that went on with us. it was an accumulation of things that went on with us. It was an accumulation of things. And Francesca's like, it doesn't man. Oh, so they're saying, was it, does he feel bad because this was the reason that she got fired? Yeah. Right. And then Izzy's basically saying, you know, James didn't get fired.

He got a lot talking to, and then he's like, well, that seems like a double standard, but I won't press Eddie for why he maintained a double standard. Anyway, is he what's going on with you? And actually on that, you know, it is a double standard that like this whole thing is like, oh, Elizabeth slept in the guest cabin. And then meanwhile, the dude who initiated the whole thing gets nothing. So yeah, I do see that that's a double standard, but it's also that James just said, yeah, I did it.

So sorry. And like let it get over where Elizabeth is like, Oh, I know, I did it when we weren't sleeping. Well, but I did, but I, yeah. And she also has a terrible track record on the boat too. I mean, James is not an amazing track record, but he hasn't really, he hadn't really done anything that was like blatantly bad, whereas Elizabeth had messed up

every single episode. So Elizabeth is like, you know, I would have gotten fired, even if I had as for permission. So was was she disappointed that James seemed relieved by her firing? And she's like, yes, watching it back, you said so many shit things like looking back, it's like really James? I mean, I didn't realize how disinterested you were in me, I mean, whatever, I don't care, it's funny, it's funny, I don't care, you know, it's funny because you can see I'm laughing a lot right now, I'm really laughing a lot, it's funny, it's funny. laughing a lot right now I'm really laughing a lot it's funny I like that she hit her head in the back wall sorry and it couldn't resist the laser I shot a laser three

dizziness a little bit to start spinging her head on the screen oh no oh no my oh my computer oh no I must have spilled water on it. It's all water and fishes. That's a screen saver. Move your mouse. The fish tank will go away. I'm drowning. Oh my god. They're coming to kill us. The toasters. They finally risen up. They're flying at us. That's your screen saver again poor screen always need saving and be So I am just like is there anything you should have done differently in the relationship James and he's like Oh still using that word relationship

All right, listen, maybe I should have had a discussion with her You know usually how these things work is, a banker girl, then she gets to into me. And so I usually just ease a bit and then they fade out. And the captain is cracking up, you know, he's just laughing at this. And it's he gets, that's cold ghosting James. And he says, you can't ghost people on a boat. Unless you're actually watching that horror movie ghost ship. Unless you're actually watching that horror movie ghost ship. I didn't know one. So Captain Lee is, but you can totally ghost people on a ship. It's called the Titanic, okay?

No, I wasn't making it dark joke like that. It was like really big and like they could have each other. I realize there's another meaning. There's another meaning that I realize that as soon as I said it, I apologize to all the... Titanic survivors out there. I apologize to not only the Titanic survivors, but also the Lucidania survivors.

So, Captain Lee is like, he's like, well, here's my bombshell revelation. If this had happened on land, I think he would have been a one night stand. How about that? How about that for Revelation? Find more revelations in my book, Running Against the Tide, which is about to fall off the couch, but I refuse to fix it.

Well, it seems like you know me well, and then he's like, oh boy, so you know what, James, are you enjoying this as much as you were a few minutes ago. He's like, Oh, love it, Andy. You know what? Our lashes don't just happen, Andy. You know, and right now they're getting their chance to do a dress rehearsal. Andy, all right. So we're glad for the experience. My eyelashes are both excited for this experience. Thank you. All right. Let's talk about Izzy. So do you think Izzy that Rob's really digging for gold right now, or is he just unwilling to confront the situation? And she's like, well, I definitely think that he's digging for gold, but he did some of your aftershows and tuning. So I think that like he just doesn't want to confront the situation.

He's a bit of a coward if you ask me. Um, how does he feel about season? I'm not a least watched it. Oh, he doesn't watch the season Rachel's um actually I talked to him every day and he actually does have a legitimate Wi-Fi issue So he's not watching that Rob is so the person to be like yeah, it's on this TV show But like I just like don't watch it cuz I'm just like not about that not about reality TV and more about Looking for gold in the middle of the ocean, you know So you know, I was talking to my dog

Peter falafel hamburger face and I was like Bro, it's just the two of us against the world. They didn't for gold I'm not joining that reality TV that I was on. Yeah, and then uh the dog said if I don't get to watch you show I'm gonna bite off the face of a baby on a farm. I said, go for it, Brossy, where you see when you get home. Yeah, so basically I'm just working on building that longest road. Get to 10 points on Catan. So, um, so why didn't Izzy apply directly to be like a deckhand instead of why she,

Bissy is asking her why she applied for the interior and Is he actually says that because she was assaulted and you know, you know, experiences She had on other boats. She just didn't want to work with a bunch of men anymore Which I think makes a lot of sense like I wouldn't want to work with us because I feel like we're kind of terrible sometimes so But then hey did James and Rob hook up The oh yeah, it's like what? Hey, it was a joke question.

Let me rephrase that. Did James and Rob hook up? Ah, because I've been fantasizing about that for a few weeks now. Well, if they did, I would ship it, Andy. I would ship them, because they're both very good-looking, right? And then he goes, yeah, they're both really good at docking. All right, that was a good one. Thanks dad So why'd you promote is the instead of Robert James? I mean, you know, and what did you think about Rob's comments about like the chamois and Eddie is like

Well, she really put a lot of effort forward and she wanted that job. She tried hard and James Rob worked hard But they didn't seem to want that extra responsibility and I'm just not gonna respond that thing about chamois because they're guys I'm not gonna make fun of them or bring them down. Yeah, you know, I think she should have been a little bit more like a doc and let things slide off her back a little bit. So like, well, I agree that I should have lit stuff slide, you know, because I've learned that it says more about the person who's acting like an ace than it does you. and ask then it does you. And then he's like, all right, well, is it is easy MVP Mark from Masters in Wattano. And everyone agrees that she was.

And James is like, you know, I think Eddie was right. Rob and I didn't want extra responsibility and she stepped up so good for her. Yay, Lee, Jeremy, you go go. Didn't Eddie directly contradict himself? Didn't he end the season, say, this is what you have to do. You gotta say to them, look, I'm the boss and you just have to deal with what I have to say. And now he's like, she should have been more quiet. She should have just let it slide off her back.

Well, I think now that he's seen it, you know, now that they've seen the whole season and how it all played out. Yeah, I mean, I don't know what the answer is. At this point, I'm like, I'm tired. So Andy's like, since you and Rob, since you and Rob admitted to a week work as a James, you know, why give us a hard time? He's like, well, we didn't give her a hard time, you know, the way that Rob speaks to people, you know, sometimes people take that the wrong way.

Like yeah, because he's speaking like a dick to people. Yeah, so are you supposed to take that the right way? If you're talking to your boss and your boss is taking away, you have to say the wrong way, it's on you to fix how you talk. It's not on the boss to try to understand how you talk. Okay, that's called being an employee. That's you, you, you have to change your voice for the boss. That's why they're called the boss.

Yeah. So is he's like, well, Rob's comments like that, like, why are your hands on your hips? You know, it didn't sound like Bente to me. And Francesca's like, well, I think he was trying to revoke you. Don't really care. It's just wanted to drive people that are and actually on this reunion. All right.

I'm here. All right. Let's move on to the Elizabeth Seibon, because I don't think anyone actually really cares about Isian Rob, but we just had to sort of wedge it in there. Okay! So, uh, let's talk about this Elizabeth. Okay, Elizabeth wasn't the best second stew, but why was Francesca so hard on her? It's not like she made mustard gas and ignored the...Nord the gas or slept in a guest room, right? Oh, wait, this just in. Oh, apparently Elizabeth made mustard gas, ignored gas and slept in the guest room, right? Oh, wait, this just in. Oh, apparently Elizabeth made mustard gas,

ignored gussens, left in the guest rooms. All right. I mean, I don't know. I don't watch these shows. Sounds fun. I thought it was so funny. And after the segment about James Scrooing over Elizabeth, they had a commercial that was like,

now, please don't take this if you have bacterial vaginosis. It's like, oh my god, it's like, you can't escape. You can't escape the bravo commercials, you know? They always, they always roast you every time. Yeah, you really can't. So yeah, so it seems like Francesca picked on Elizabeth when Francesca herself wasn't even the best chiefs to. And Francesca's like, I don't think I was hard on Elizabeth.

I never said anything rude to her. I mean, listen to my words they're not made they're just directional like could you do this you stupid thought face that is directional and descriptive well I'm gonna let my shoulder answer my shoulder says and I agree there are words more mean but there were tomes and there was some condescending. And then she pouts and nods her head. And so now her tactic is it's like her big moment. So she's going to be like, I'm the bigger one in this situation.

So I'm not going to fight. I'm just going to powder a lot. And I'm going to tilt my head like a dog that hears, you know, someone approaching a door, you know? Yeah. Well, you know, there wasn't a lot of positivity. Maybe I should have given you more praise. Like congratulations, you made mustard gas.

That's so cool. That's so cool. Are they able to do that? I did say on a couple of occasions, well done. It's just you went in the room room and always saying that to Ashling. But, you know, I'm not sure what you want from me. And Ashling's like, well, we worked well as a team and the work I think got in a way. A royal Elizabeth, because you said you've done five years of yawning.

Is that correct Elizabeth? Is that correct? He's like, well, yeah, four and a half on and off. Mostly off. Basically, I drew a picture of a yacht five years ago, and then I thought about a yacht four years later. Well, that's the problem. It's not consistent. You know, you go on one boat, then you go off, you don't do it for a while. I mean, listen, you just never learned the proper procedures like not murdering people on accidents. You know, maybe if you'd been on a boat for five years straight, you would have learned that in order to check in on a guest, you have to actually walk physically to them and ask them, is there anything I can get you?

I don't know. That's just something that comes with five years of boating experience. Oh, I don't know, common sense. You know what I'm gonna do? Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, that was a big word dump. Whoa, Francesca, you just really dumped some words there. She answered in one sentence, where are you at?

Like, I guess he was told at the beginning like people don't like Francesca or something So he's trying to come harder for her because it's like now stop gaslighting her She did not just say too much and Elizabeth's like okay, well, I hear you, you know like I'm human I make mistakes. I'm not perfect. I'm sorry for that. Oh, yeah, that's the problem. That's that you're not perfect I I'm sorry for that. Oh, yeah, that's the problem. That's it. You're not perfect. I Think you two were boys in the end and this isn't me being sensitive I get this is yawning But I think that like a lot more things could have been said to my face Especially you Ashley and Ashley's like so you would rather may be nasty told you then try to create a great work environment

Which we all have to admit I made an amazing work environment. Thank you, everyone. Thank you. Thank you. Well, I would like you to tell me that you're unhappy with me. You know what, listen, there's a lot of bullying situations, you know, and I that I have a name to spilling like, you know, do talking behind people's backs about me, but Ashley and calling someone like, you know, do you talking behind people's backs about me, but Ashley and calling someone like, but what would she say, but Ashley calling someone a lost cause. Yeah, yeah, she called me a lost cause. That's offensive. And then we see the watch what happens live with Ashley and Elizabeth, which was one of

the more awkward episodes of that. So first share. Yeah. And we see this flashback where it's a game where they say, fire too soon or lost cause. And Elizabeth Ashley is like, I would have to say lost cause. And I think this happened with Leva on Southern Charms,

where they basically like, these were your two options. And then so she's like, she chose an option. They're like, how could she, Leva said it about ship? I think also lost cause or something. an option to like, how could she have left us at her about Shep? I think also lost cause or something. And it's like, how could you say that? It's like, I was playing the game. I just chose that. I don't think you would find it too soon.

And I think you know, I chose Column B, you know? Yeah. I know that's unfair. They set them up on watch. What happens? I think you said against some of the reunion. And then, yeah. And then, Francesca's like, if it's any consolation, Elizabeth, I don't think you're a lost

cause. I think you're a sad cause. So just being directional, just directional. And you know what? Bullying is a very strong word. All right. You know, I was not bullying whatsoever. You have easy calling the extra. You know, you've got Rachel saying stuff not bullying whatsoever. You have easy calling the extra. You know, you've got Rachel saying stuff for Han, my back. You've got all the girls talking behind my back. What was that then? And it's like, well, I don't think it was bullying, but maybe people expressing themselves

and not thinking of feelings about other people. I'm like, yeah, when you were calling her, the C word at the time you were like, it's a dressing. Where'd she come here, you? Yeah, okay. Rachel's you come here, you? Yeah. Okay. Okay.

It all boils down to delivery and dynamics. Okay. I don't know really what that means. So I guess I'll just say cooter. I don't know. Yeah. There were times I felt backed into a corner too. Okay.

I'm Francesca's like, you know what? No one's perfect. I'll get it. You have a different language than other people Rachel. Yours is more colorful and managed more educated. Like the way she's saying it. Because they're all just saying like, oh yeah, everybody calls Francesca a cup of fitness behind her back, but that was totally fine because it was Francesca, but Elizabeth's a victim, you know, and it is a little, it is kind of

bullshit. So now after Elizabeth says that she wants Ashling to be honest with her, she's like, you know what, you just not caught up for your ultimately to be a just being open and honest. And she's like, I hear what you say. I guess I can't really speak though. Okay, I guess you'll just talk over me. She's like now upset that Ashling said she was not caught out for it. Like, this is my Ashling wasn't honest with you because you'd get into your feelings and it was more important for you to just be doing your, like at least to be doing, there's one last thing that they needed to deal with

was Elizabeth and her feelings. And again, nobody was talking to her for you. So, and Elizabeth is like, yeah, well, I have captains and chiefs from my past that would differ from your opinion. Yes, captain Crunch, love me. I was just about to make that joke. Okay.

Captain Crunch. Caronca. You mean Captain Crunch? Yes. Everyone is different and everyone is like to have their opinion. Or I, okay, and thanks for your assing. Shoulder pal, shoulder pal.

So, uh, so, Captain Lee, what did you think about Elizabeth? Was Francesca right? Well, as you would read in my book, had I written a chapter about this, but I didn't, but you still read the book. I think Francesca was right about her. I mean, just too many issues actually happened. I mean, we didn't even show the electrical fire that Elizabeth started. I don't even know how she did that. She was just holding a glass of milk, but somehow

Our sofa got on fire. I don't know how she did it. She's crazy. Anyway, I think look You know what you excel at what you really like to do for instance. I love reading my book So we out on a couch I'm not sure she enjoys being a yaddy oh And Elizabeth like thank you so much captain Lee for your answer And she's like tilting your head all the way to the side now. She's like I have so much respect for you And I feel like some of your opinions are biased. I mean you didn't really get a chance to know me as a hard worker Because you were hard worker.

If you want him to see you as a hard worker, work hard. It should be yourself as a hard worker. Like literally, like he was on that boat, like he may not have been in the gallery, but he was on the boat. You can pick up things, you know? So Andy's like, well, why aren't you willing to hear that from Francesca? And she's like, well, it comes from a different place.

Captain Lee is a leader. And Francesca has a crazy accent. Look, she sounds like an alien. I'm asking, it's like you'll just upset because we called you out. I mean, is that why you've pivoted your camera to make it look like there's a news behind you? Did you notice that? There was a huge curtain pull, like she's saying in some hotel that thinks it's fancy. It's like, got this huge curtain pull that's plastic

and looks like a giant news. It was, it just, it looked, I noticed it as well. It's like a giant, I think that was her ring camera. She's like, I got a wing camera. Like, no, that's just a handle for the blinds Elizabeth. So, Francesca's like, you know, people reach for gratification from the captain all the time, but they don't reach for gratification for me. I don't know what I think. So, the end is like, oh, let's hear from Elizabeth.

Everyone's talking over her. So then she says, I think this is kind of a trend. You know, a team is only as strong as its weakest link and you made me feel weak in every situation and you didn't make me feel supported or uplifted. It's like, because you were the weakest link. That's why we were fired. Okay, that's how it goes. You are the weakest link. Good bye. Okay. And I'm not saying it's your job to worry about my feelings, but what would be wrong with worrying about my feelings? Why can't we balance feelings and work?

Because this is what it leads to. It leads to you suddenly thinking you have an argument here because of your fucking feelings. It's not about your fucking feelings, okay? Oh my God, lady. Why don't you upload Francesca's feelings by doing your job? So, um, uh, so, hey Lee, why was, why did you say that this was the right time to fire her? And you're like, well, I was a tough one, you know.

I understand that Elizabeth thought she was doing a great job and, in actuality, it wasn't a fact. And sometimes a cold-heart facts are a slap in the face. Going into the guest cabin is the last slap in the face. And I'll tell you what's not a slap in the face and going into the guest cabin is the last slap in the face. And I'll tell you what's not a slap in the face. My book, it's actually as refreshing as cucumbers on the eyelids. I recommend everyone read it. So then we get clips of the birthday cake and Rachel saying, we don't need knives.

We've already got one in somebody's back or something. And Andy's like, well, you know, how did you feel about Rachel sticking up for you in that scene about the cake? And Elizabeth's like, yeah, that was hard to watch, and I wanted to call Rachel right away and say, thank you for that. But you didn't. Yeah, I take that. That's what I got from the set and see now. So it looked really delicious, but also kind of creepy because what are the odds that the rest want would accidentally send a cake to someone named Elizabeth to that table also?

Like I can't believe the ads of that happening. It's like, there was, okay, Elizabeth. So then Rachel. It looked malicious and it looked creepy, Andy. That's what it looked like to me, malicious and creepy. It's a malicious, I thought she said delicious and creepy. No, no, she said there were being malicious and creepy. I thought she said delicious and creepy. Oh no, she said they were being malicious and creepy.

It's a creepy cake. Who's creepy? I'm like, why doesn't anyone just say they were laughing because it was such an awkward thing to happen. We're laughing at the awkwardness. Like, I don't know why no one just said that because that was obvious why they were all laughing. So Rachel is, she's just saying she thought it was just like fucked up, et cetera. And Andy is asking, did Francesca make the right decision by firing her? And Rachel's like, well, I understand why Francesca got to the point that she did. And we only had two cooter charters left to go. And Titi is watching the show. And I didn't have any idea of like how really how bad it was down there. I didn't really realize how terrible Elizabeth was,

and now I do, I take it all back. And she says, well, there was only two weeks left, so they should have just stuck it out for two weeks, basically. And Francesca's like, I was exhausted. I mean, if someone's not pulling their way, you know, that leaves it to me to carry so much more But then why didn't you just take a break and trust me?

Like I couldn't trust you that's the boy Elizabeth have you ever read Strega noona? This is what happens no no goes out of town Traca no no goes out of town the little boy goes in and costs a spaghetti take over the town Okay, this is why this is because you are the little boy goes in and costs a spaghetti take over the town. Okay, this is why this is because you are the little boy Creating unlimited pasta for the yeah, you had to do is trust me So I couldn't trust you She's well, I'm sad that you didn't give me that chance. Oh my god

Jesus you've got to have two pieces of wood in that hotel room to kneel together to climb up on you fucking victim. What part of the promotion to Seconds do and stripes? It's not like trusting you and giving you a chance. That's what I would like to use. So friends, so Andy's like, well, oh, yeah, Francesca's like, I did give you a chance. So and you know what, the cake thing. Look, I agree with that. More reaction to it. I didn't really have a close reaction to a close relationship at least. So you know, it didn't even register in my mind that it was your birthday. Really?

Okay. Well, that's bullshit too, because the girl walked around for 10 days going, it's 10 days to my birthday. Oh my god, it's almost my birthday in nine days! And Elizabeth is like, well I accept the apology because if someone's genuine I'm all about it! And friend Chastka is like, well you know what, your thing is ruthless and if you can't hear it, you can't hear it. It is what it is. It's not personal. Okay, alright, stop crying Elizabeth. Okay, no, no, all right. She just she just knocked over her laptop. Should we wait for her to get back on? I'd like to say that forgiveness is the highest form of love.

Also new teeth. And he's who this? Um, so Andy's like, well, okay, Francesca. Oh no, yeah, Francesca, can you say one good thing about Elizabeth? Well, all mean, listen, she might not follow directions, but she does follow a laser pointer. All right. You don't know how entertaining it is to watch her on back and forth, back and forth from the CREAN-S, all evening long.

One time I got her into jumping to the hot tub and you should have seen her trying to find it me just hilarious There's nothing quite like it when she puts her little hands right on top of the laser pointer and she thinks she got it She got it and then she opens up her hands and it's not even there anymore And she has to say where did that little red animal go and then she looks up and it's on the wall. Oh, it's hilarious every time go and then she looks up and it's on the wall. Oh, it's hilarious every time. Well, that was very nice. So Liz, can you say anything you enjoyed about Francesca? I was like, yeah, I can see a bunch of things. I mean, look, I look for the positive in people. I'm a good person. They were side to view. They were vulnerable and exhausted. Like, when you had that breakdown. And I could connect with you

because you were giving me that openness. You were causing the breakdown. She's like I like when you were so exhausted that you almost cried but you were the one making your so exhausted. You almost cried with mustard gas. That's why she was exhausted. And Captain Lee just starts laughing. And he's like, as far as I can tell, I haven't heard Elizabeth say one good thing about Francesca. And Elizabeth does that thing, they're like,

oh, what? She has that face. What? What? What? Please. Please, please, give me another chance. You just didn't give me a chance to say something nice. It's a matter it. I can show you. I can say something nice

I swear I can show it to you. You didn't see it. I give you a chance I just talked about your vulnerable fun side isn't that positive And he's like well former studio desire was waiting in the wings to replace a lizard myth But then Corona derailed it. He was literally at the airport. Then they told him Corona happened and he actually made Corona feel terrible about itself with one withering glance. So, congrats to Josiah for still having it work in. Apparently, Corona virus used to make fun of Josiah when he was in high school and he

hasn't been able to wear a tank top ever since. So, Captain Lee, why don't you talk about this, Stu, that never actually was on the show. Well, he's extremely capable. He knows what needs to be done. His anticipation of guest needs is remarkable and he knows how to not make mustard gas. Wow, that could have been a great season.

Oh well. Oh well. It's over. And here's one fun fact. Here's one fun fact. I call him Si. Which is really, but I thought that's funny that that's captain's nickname for him. Si. A Josiah is Si. Si. It's just perfect for Josiah because he's just like one long Si. Well, that was probably him at the airport. Well, I guess I'm going back home.

Master Pearson will have to wait for the next season. Hi, sweetie! Was that Elizabeth or Master Pearson? I'm very concerned now. Alright, well, thanks for joining us. Hope you all saw that commercial for bacterial vaginosis. You know, we'll be back next season. I guess for whatever show this stupid thing is, okay? Bye, person with the eyebrows. Love your bite.

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