Watch What Crappens - BELOW DECK: Ross Mess For Less

Episode Date: January 31, 2023

Camille makes a surprise re-appearance on Below Deck (S10 E10), and Katie continues to pine for Ross, despite him giving every indication that he's not pine-worthy.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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34. That's cool. I guess bad. Let's go. And then Tuesday, Wednesday, it warms up a little Thursday. Oh, that sucks. It's rainy and 35 degrees on Thursday. What the hell? The high is 47. Yeah, that is gross. Wow

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So we're so excited for that show to be coming back next week. So join us for that on Edipot Leong. Okay. So, here we are with below deck, 10 out of 10. No, it's not my rating. It's episode 10, of 10. No, it's not my rating is episode 10 season 10. Whoa, wow, we, wow, can you believe it? Yeah, so yeah, and it opens 10, 10, 10 wins.

And the episode opens up with Lady in a chair, really needing food, a hungry Lady in a chair. So basically we have these guests and they're on a beach side. You know, I like when everybody kisses a pregnant woman's ass, by the way. Oh great, you're giving life. Well guess what?

I do nothing for the world. And when I am in borderline going to kill somebody because I'm hungry, guess what everyone says? Who cares? You know? I feel like I should get people running around too when I'm about to kill somebody because I'm starving to death,

which is every five minutes of my life. I'm sick of pregnant. I'm sick of pregnant. What is it called? Privilege. I'm sick of P.P. Pregnant privilege. Okay.

I agree. Oh, I agree. My goal for this podcast is just so it gets big enough where if either of us are angry, people are running across cities, like Caroline Fleming when she went to Copenhagen when they had a chef run out of the restaurant and locate her some Comte cheese. Like that's my dream, is that people just scamper

just to literally do that for you. What are you talking about? They do do that for you. People have been bringing you street waffles for years. You know, the people are very sensitive to your stomach and your needs. Yeah, that's true. That's true.

Thank you, crap ins. Yeah. Either way. So we have drama music because Pregos pissed. And the guy's like, yeah, honey, I just, I don't know why they have, I'm like so better at this lady. Like nobody feeds me, you know? And you're littering.

You're making human litter. So anyway, Adam's like, I don't know why they haven't fed us. Honey, I don't know. And then Ross is like, well, we've got an eating area here. We've got lounging over there. And a game area there with various activities. Are any of them eating Ross? Get away from the pregnant lady.

She's going to kill you. If I'm starving, don't tell me there from the pregnant lady. She's gonna kill you. If I'm starving, don't tell me there's a games area. Unless it's board games, I'll be okay with that. I'll see you. If I'm starving, say, oh, here's a Kit Kat. That'll make me happy. Yeah, you don't say we've got multiple areas set up for you and none of them have food. When could death that? Well, don't worry, they're on top of it back on the boat because then we cut to Sandy in the wheelhouse going, hey, did these windshield wipers work? Hmm.

I think that may be. And Rachel, your captain would look into, you know, unlike the first day, if she steps on the boat. Right. And Rachel is radioing Alyssa. I say, oh, Alyssa, Alyssa, Rachel, Alyssa, Alyssa, Alyssa, Alyssa, Alyssa, Aly radioing Alyssa. I said, oh, Alyssa, Alyssa, Rachel. Alyssa, Alyssa, Alyssa, Alyssa, Alyssa.

Alyssa is just like, oh my God, I can't. Oh, are these windshield wipers? Do these work? Alyssa, Alyssa, Alyssa. That's just wasting my time. The clock is a ticking. It's about to thicken. And then, uh then Rachel tells us unless it's busy doing something else and I'm like tired and I'm getting frustrated and

lunch is definitely a cluster fuck and then Sandy and captain Sandy pressing a button yeah she goes ah Rachel wipers when she'll like that man geild wipe it's sort of like a little dance. Kind of fun. I like it. So, guests are getting really antsy

and they just really want their food. But they are playing games in the meantime. And at long last Rachel gets on a boat and she makes her way to the beach. And she's like, well, for lunch, we've got a pregnant lady who is hungry, but I've got a bean salad which the primary loves Beans beans the musical fruit the more you eat the more you eat the more you to the better you feel so eat beans at every meal

The more you to the more pissed off. I guess I do one more time and I'm drowning you and cooter bitches You know so Rachel was like that was a cool little rhyme. You did their Rachel. I was sort of doing my hands back and forth, except it wasn't my hands. It was the windshield wipers. Got them to work. Found the button. You know, it turns out windshield wipers are just twinks doing the flassey on a window.

Hey, you know what? Beans, beans. They're good for your heart. The more you eat, the more you have a heart. Bonnie Rae said that once. So they serve some food and Rachel pops a quirk and it hits Frazier and Alyssa in the head because we see it hit Frazier in the head.

But then Alyssa goes, I've been Kastah So I don't know if it hit him and then hit her, but He's probably like I probably pretty bad times. I'm a retch right now. I deserve every cork in my forehead So then Tony passes Haley on the boat and he goes, Haley, stop eating, control yourself woman. She's like, I have no control, that's a problem. You better watch your fucking step. Yeah, listen.

Better Mr. Yeah, I have to work out at five in the morning every day in Yale to wake everybody else. You tell me one time, you come at one time about what I'm putting in my mouth. We'll see how much longer you have legs to work out in the morning, okay? I have no problem going in there to someone

eat shaming me and slamming them in the knees with an iron pipe, okay? I've dare you. How dare you? As someone who will be the future star of an I'm eating a lot montage on this very episode, I say how dare you say that to Queen Hailey? You do not do that.

He has, I mean, he has a fucked up relationship with food. I think we can all agree, right? Like, he might be, I'm not gonna say he has an eating disorder because I'm not in a position to say that. But his relationship with food is really fucked up. Well, actually, it's not really fucked up. It's just like normal fucked up. It's like, he is a-

I've never noticed a relationship with food. I mean, that's the working out thing, obviously. No, he has a food thing too, because he works out really aggressively. But then every time they go out to eat, he actually orders a lot of food. And then he has this thing here where he's basically telling Haley, like, oh, control yourself with your eating too much. And then later on, he's like binging again. So, I mean, you're allowed to binge and not have a fucked up relationship with food, but I'm starting to feel like Dr. Ben over here

is saying, there may be an issue. Hmm, well, he's a fun girl, I'll tell you that. So then we get a phone call with Norman Sandi. Norma's texting, the new textu will be there this evening, so you'll have one person doing two jobs when you still can't do one. Congratulations. Hey, well, you know, uh, Sandi, maybe if you had a little bit of leadership on that boat and gave anyone any idea of what the hell they're supposed to do, maybe you wouldn't have to lean on me so much. Hey, need me to send over instructions on how to use your windshield wipers yet,

dizzy, B. Hey, how about this? How about an instant set of sending over instructions on windshield wipers? You send over instructions to how to not drive people off your own damn boat all the time. You bad captain. Drive people off your own damn boat all the time you bad captain Sorry, yeah, sorry Sandy. I'm just not on my game today. I just I haven't had my canola Jeez, someone been each a minute a day. What the heck? Yeah, one of your deckies came over here. I came over to the staff agency and she named me and didn't have breakfast, so I can't do our normal, you know, tit for tat thing that we normally do.

So think you're a bitch though. Don't want to, don't you wanna think if Adam's taking it easy on ya. You're a bitch to a dignifier. Love ya, bye. Bye, hope you're both sings. So Ross calls for Ben and Adam thinks Rachel and asks what they're doing for dinner tonight.

And she's like, oh I was thinking three chords. And he's like, yeah okay. And so then she does a big jump onto the tender whackily, you know, it's like Rachel. So she's like falling backwards over the boat and put into ankles in the air and singing cooter. And everyone's like, yeah. Yeah. Singing cooter and everyone's like yeah Meanwhile Ben is texting Camille and he's like Camille. I miss you call me when you can I mean to me It's like It's like sending a love letter to an oil spill or something. I don't know. It's just like Why do you want any part of that?

just like, what do you want any part of that? Right. And then they're unloading the tender and the captain's standing there because you know, she's a helpful captain. So she's like, Ben, come on. You're gonna hurt yourself, Kerry, and all that. Give me some of that. Come on, we've got some more charters left.

And then he hands her stuff and she drops it all over the deck. Yeah. Ben, Ben, Ben, Norma. Ben, Ben, Norma. please tell Sandia I said, Ha ha! Hey, Ben Ben Norma, please tell Sandia it worked. My telekinesis finally worked.

Okay, great. So the captain checks with Rachel and asks her how it went. And she's like, aw, I walked in, I played it, did a pretzel, ankles went in the air, said, could it were a couple of times, and I left. And she's like, there you go, good job. OK, hold on, I'm going to pump the air. Now I'm going to pump my fist in the air.

Now I'm going to give you a double thumbs up. Then I'm going to air hug you. Air hugs. I'm just like, yeah. And then I talked to the primary about dinner, and I said, want to just do three courses. And he said yeah Nailed it to the call God you sure did two thumbs up. Oh, I don't know if you can see this got two toes up to you're killing it

Rage you're killing it. Let's not overlook the most crucial part of this moment where Sandy went snap Lastly This week is snap So we see image in who I'm already sick of this fucking image in she's like she's like trying to hard with her Wackiness she tells Fraser's like do you know what these towels need you Nicole I'm like oh god now you're adding in an image and laugh. Come on. I don't even think you're really British. I think you're just making this shit up. Yeah, she's definitely from like Iowa.

So, like she definitely has an Iowan, Iowan, British accent. So they all get back onto the tender and they're back on the boat and saying, he's like, hey, how was it, huh? Mad respect or snap, which one is it? And they guess like it was amazing. I'm gonna say that's more of a snap than a mad respect. Awesome, awesome.

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Please have some self-respect. I can't with it. Okay, so Katie is like Frasier Ross is gonna move into my room and then the news is gonna move into your room, I right And Ross is like oh, we've broken up though, haven't we? It's like no, we didn't we only broke up for 12 hours He's like so there's something for the people to talk about I suppose Not the Bonnie right reference of the week, So he tells us, Katie and I aren't exactly stable yet for figuring out where we are.

There's potential for problems. And I shouldn't rule the dice on that potential. Yeah, complicated. I'm like, if you're, if the guy you're interested in is basically referring to relationship on like degrees of stability. I feel like that's a bad sign. I feel like that's not the romantic language you want in the early stages of love. Yeah, so then, Haley and Alyssa.

Also he's a total fucking drunk. Oh my God, even before the episode, I mean, I said that the first second he came out of screen, that guy's a fucking drunk. You can just see it all over I can smell him from here, okay, and there's a pain of glass between us So Haley and Alyssa are talking at the bar and Haley's like I'm really excited to go out with you tonight Started like a dick to get out of its pants anytime I walk in the room or I go and Oh, this is like I'm definitely not

And all this is like, I'm definitely not, because people definitely are making me feel like it's my fault that Camille went home, and it makes me feel really bad. Who thinks not, love? And she's like, Ben definitely, well, he's gonna be like that, because they were like a thing, like a very sad, sad thing, you know? So don't worry about it too much love.

I just feel emotionally jumbled, like, I don't know, maybe I'll just put on a happy face night and do something that'll make people more angry at me, I don't know. Yeah, I'm just like emotionally jumbled. Like, I know that she's the reason she went home, but it doesn't help how I feel. It's just like fucking sucks. I'm not buying one ounce of this from Alyssa. This whole like pleaded the audience like I'm really the good guy here. I mean Camille was the asshole in that situation and it is Camille's own fucking fault she went home, but this whole Alyssa pretending she's not an asshole and like somehow trying to now get pity for Camille going home is hilarious to me

Yeah, yeah, that's the thing Alissa Camille deserved to go home, but now you're on like now you're on display like in your an asshole too So you're gonna not as much of an asshole, but you're still an asshole So it's not gonna work out. So Sandy Sandy's's like, hey Ross, Ross, Frasier, please come to the bridge. God, I love saying that. It's like 1994 NBC. God, hey, great news. We got a new Dexdo coming in and his name is Tyler, okay?

He's got a lot of experience, has Tony's hair, and he's, you know, he loves to clean. So get ready. He's younger than you. He's got more hair than you. He's younger than you. He's got more hair than you. He's prettier than you. And it says really strong and serve. I was just waiting for Frazier to just start unraveling and sobbing on the floor. And he tells us he's like, thank God. I know a couple of bits he's worked on and Tyler definitely has more experience than both girls combined so that fills me with confidence

I feel helpful. Oh my god, he is going to lose his mind. The meaty insecure queen will be coming right up and I cannot wait. It's like welcome to Frater's Act 2 for the season. Yeah, exactly. So now the guests are having dinner and they're joking about, one of them's joking about losing weight in Cuba when they went to Cuba. And then another one goes, well, you don't go to Cuba for the food.

Am I right? I'm like, I feel like that's actually one of the selling points of going to Cuba quite frankly. That's like, Cuba food, Cuban food, like universally known to be delicious. You really just go for the communist adventures, don't you? You go for the... Oh, Cuba. You go for the vehicles, maybe?

I don't know. What? The cigars? I mean, I don't fucking know. So Alyssa is like, she's back with Hayley and she's like, Oh my God, a captain just called Frazier and Ross at the same time. What do you think that's about? Is it my fault?

Are they blaming me for something? Is it all three of them like blaming me? Uh-huh. And the captain's like, okay, captain, captain, crew, crew. There's a new Dex stew, which rhymes with crew, which rhymes with you. We're all you, and you are all us? Let's hug Tyler, ASAP. That means as soon as possible for those of you

who still haven't found the button for the windshield wipers yet, LOL. Snap. Tony is like, I knew it. Oh, did you, so hey, he, Captain Sandy, the Tony, I heard you say I knew it. Did you knew that there'd be a Dex too coming? Or that his name would be Tyler, okay?

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you can listen ad-free on the Amazon Music or Wondery app. So Ross goes to meet Tyler, and he's, it's like a beautiful sunset shot of him coming on this yeah, tender and he's got long curly hair. We just see sunglasses, you know, and Ross meets him and he's like, hello, on the boson, here's Tony, he mostly works out grunts. Um, and then we meet Tyler, Tyler from South Africa, and uh, Ross tells him, well, you've just walked into chaos and a possible

hand job. I'm an extremely horny person. You know, it's funny that he's from South Africa. That's why I first learned to surf and down and urban years ago I missed a flight whilst I was there once because I was in jail, but it's a great country. Great country. I'm glad I can be an ambassador for it right now in this moment. So this Tyler looks like he's got Tony's hair, but he looks like his face reminds me of that chef

that they had on a few seasons ago. He was like the soft spoken chef who like pulled up like a sea cucumber once and he was like this amazing chef. Oh, well, no. The one who is like into tantric yoga and shit. No, yeah, but then. And the last part of the season we found out he was also, he was just like another sexual harasser. Like everyone else that season. Yeah, so he pretended to be all like hippie but then turned into like a total gross pig. Yeah.

Oh god, I did not want to remember that guy. Thanks dude. He's a Tyler does not look like him. Tyler is beautiful. I think he's so cute. He's like a little angel. captain's like, hi, I'm Sandy. And he's like, oh, hi, I'm adorable. Nice to meet you. He's like, oh, I enjoy it.

In a very weird, sick way, I don't know, I'm doing making Scottish. He's like, oh, I enjoy the very sick way, the weird parts of yachting that most people would never think are enjoyable. Everything has an order that has to be in this one way to fold a towel. And that's perfectly in three. My OCD is self-diagnosed. It's not clinical. I'm just a crazy person. I'm like, well, I'm sure people who have real OCD really appreciate that comment, Tyler. He is going to push Frazier over the edge.

I cannot wait. It's going to be a passive aggressive battle of the games. It's going to be wonderful. Oh, I think Tyler will straight out be like, I've never seen it done that way. So I'm not really sure what were you hurting. That's passive aggressive that way. I'm telling you, he's going to be like, oh, so do you want me to organize the pantry this day, just because I've never seen it done that way,

and it just seems like inefficient and not organized at all. I can do it my way if you want though. Can't wait. So Alyssa meets him. She's like, hi, how are you? I'm Alyssa, your second stew where it is. And then we just cut to Ross eating Doritos straight into his little room camera.

It's really weird, I don't know why we needed that. And then Fratius is like, hello Tyler, here's the pantry. This is how you wash a dish and this is how you dry a dish. You'll be able to handle that, right? He's like, got it. He's like, got all of the dishes stacked up into your stockings. He's like, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, wherrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr cut to everybody getting ready for this dinner and then Rachel is talking to Fraser right before dinner and she's like okay Fraser so tonight please give me

communication I'm gonna need some of that for me because I want to get better at that because I feel like I'm just running around like a crazy bitch actually I have to run I've got to run he runs off and we just see him running through the hole and down the stairs. And Rachel's like, yeah, service. Everybody's always running around, you know, like with their heads cut off for whatever. Right. And she's basically saying that she really enjoys like when he, when you, she just hears him going up and down stairs and that like every now and then he misses a step and she giggles. So then then we get this quick cut to Ben like cycling himself up to call Camille.

I'm like, why are you in your head about calling Camille? Why are you nervous about calling her for crying out loud? That one should ever be nervous about calling Camille. So then she's, Frazier's like, okay, I'll take these plates up now. I'm ready to go. No, actually, give me five. And you just take some and runs away. And Richard goes, no, actually give me five. And he just takes him and runs away. And she's like, okay then. So sometimes I'm like talking and you'll just see him like beaker.

Like, me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me. He just means by you. And you just see a blur. So then Frazier's like, okay, guess welcome to dinner. This is an honor of your baby on its way. And they're like, oh my god, How sweet. Fraser. Oh my god. It's fresh sauteed baby. Oh! Apple sauce and breast milk. Enjoy everybody. So, Rachel sent her.

Rachel's like, uh, Fraser calls and says that he's sad everybody. And Rachel's like, oh, I really thought they were just still getting ready. So she has knocked this all down to three courses and the guests are reading the menu and it's salad fish and dessert, which is a pair and lemon sorbet. And this sounds too light to me.

I would be like, mm, and French fries and some sort of a, like a sorbet, a fish in the salad. Are you toning me right now? Because I feel like. Like toning is serving this. Yeah. So then meanwhile, Haley's, Haley and Tyler

and the room's cleaning and Haley's the Tyler folding something, she's like, how are you doing that so fast? You're amazing. Okay. You're like cold, Louube on a summer day. Yeah. You're like the first time I discovered electronic toothbrushes. It's amazing.

Lost my mind. Haven't had gingerbreadies and retratons long, long time. You don't understand how much phrasia is going to love you. And she tells us, Tile is obviously amazing in housekeeping. It's good at all the things I'm actually horrific at doing. And she's like, Thank you.

It's like you make me look so shit. Anyway, if you need me, I'm in the bathroom jerking off myself, Paul. Hope you don't mind. I'll just be inspecting your toiletries. So, all the guests like the food, everything's good. And then while they're eating, we then go up to the deck where Katie and Ross are talking and Katie's like, oh, bang the way. When I showered, I was like, oh, I can't just like walk out. So like, if you move

in, like, then I just like all worked out. It's like, oh, you're a little crinch. Stop. And he's like, am I supposed to? And Tony's like, come on, man. She's inviting you. And Katie's like, are you serious right now? And Tony's like, yeah, you just got so much drama on this ship, bro. And Ross is like, without even trying.

I think it's Tony's bedtime. Tony? Coutiband. And Katie just sits there looking and I'm like, she's so hurt. Like how many times are you going to try and bring this up? You're begging at this point, Katie. Just fucking stop. You're begging for a crinkled up paper bag that's like just been splashed by mud puddle by a passing bus.

Just stop. And you're trying to seduce him with your, oh, I can walk out of the shower naked now, tactic. So then meanwhile Tyler and Haley are talking about relationships and Tyler's like, will, I've just sorted something new, he's from Savannah. And I've had like a crying fit when I had to leave. It was very difficult to say goodbye to him and we find out that his sexuality is fluid in the group.

Oh, here's another classic below deck trope. He grew up in a small religious town. So now he's on a boat so he can sail the world and explore things. Yeah. And so Rachel is happy that they only did three courses and then Ross and Katie are making out in the hall. And then Tyler is Tyler goes to his room, which he's the new room, he's Katie's new roommate

right. So he goes in there and he goes, so is everything always such a miss and she goes, yeah, kind of. I mean, which I can see different. My, my gunna. And he's like, oh, I'm just not used to that. And she's like, yeah, Simeon Camille, like it didn't matter.

Like if it was like a girl or a guy, we just like, like, jibed, like, we just jibed so well. And then it just gots to Camille twirking off the second bunk in a thong, like with her butt right in the camera. Yeah, well, she says that they jibed so well together because she goes, like, we didn't care. We didn't care if like shit was on my bed or like her bed or like on the ground.

And he's like not into that at all, meaning he's not into being like a complete slob. Yeah. Yeah, she says it as if like it's kind of a crazy thing. It's his personality flaw, you know? Yeah. So that was the next morning, and Tony's working out, and Sandy sees Rachel and goes,

Hey, how did your dinner go, huh? Did you, did you hit the same high as I felt when I found the windshield biker button? Yeah, it was awesome. I was gonna kick in the ass. Oh no, I wasn't a kick in the ass. Oh, in the good way, I meant the good way. Okay, you know what, let's have a talk later. It's like geez

Now you have to have a talk with her. What the hell? How about go talk with Ross until Ross to stop like fucking his subordinates? So then Luisa is talking to Imogen upstairs and she's like so Imogen to you always sleep with a mask? And she goes, I'm always. And then it purposes this headband, when I'm sick of wearing gussets of a mask. Eee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee So please don't let me give birth here, please. Please don't let her soul touch my baby soul. So now the boat is heading into port.

The guests are all packing up time and Hayley's like, oh, I can't wait to shave my vagina. It's just the little things in life, isn't it? So then the hugs goodbye and Adam's like, oh, guys, the trip was awesome Few hiccups, you know a few times you were looking for drinks and help and we had to actually go find it and Louisa was hungry needed more snacks. It's like oh Fuck off

Louisa, I don't know why it's not a Louisa. But I'm like furious with Louisa and her constant needy-ness. Well, it's just weird because we, like even the last charter, last charter was so, they were so needy and so high maintenance, but they were still relatively nice, I seem to remember when they last, but these people were like,

yeah, Louisa had like a moment where she was a little hungry, but overall they seemed like generally fine guests. And by the way, I had like a moment where she's a little hungry, but overall they seem like generally fine guests. And by the way, I just want to say that I'm still mad at them for being angry that they sat at a, that they went through an eight course tasting many that took two hours because someone was just telling me that they went to a fancy restaurant and their multi-course meal was four hours. So I just want to say these people don't know what they're talking about. And then for them to complain here at the end, it just really pissed me off. Adam's just one of those guys, like guys, you know, like we did have to get some of our own things and my wife, you know, my wife needs more snacks. So Rachel, Rachel kind of whispers

to Fraser. She's like, no more tasting menus. And he goes, no more sitting around doing I need some more snacks. Like, so Rachel kind of whispers to Frazier. She's like, no more tasting menus. And he goes, no more sitting around doing fucking nothing. And then Adam's like, but thanks for keeping us safe, guys. This is for you, guys, we're gonna miss you. Okay. I just wrote a fuck off. Get off the boat.

And then he seals it when he goes, bye guys. A chow So then everyone's like very surprised that he was so harsh and Frazier's like I will take the blame It's my services a problem. It was my fault until he goes no It's a team thing bro like just how it's like a team thing to make sure no one eats too much food on this boat Am I right? Everyone? No, I'm not much. He's like, well, thank you for saying it either way. Tony and so Frazier, let's see. Oh, so now it's the tip meeting. So Sandy's like, I just want to say,

welcome aboard Tyler. Wow. What is Dunor already? Tyler, you should marry Ronnie. Okay. Okay, everybody listen Now when we get feedback from a client, it's just that is feedback. It's not saying you're a bad person Or you're not doing a great job. That's what I say. Okay, when you're not a good person or not doing a great job Okay, how will we know there's something to change if no one tells us sandy sandy norma sandy sandy norma yes go ahead norma you know where the windshield wipers are hello up hey sandy sandy norma sandy sandy norma I got some feedback yes suck okay there go. Some of your favorite feedback that feedback that you love. I love feedback from the client. It was constructive. It was excellent. Feedback makes you better.

It's like, what are you trying to work feedback into? Wee-back. I thought it was gonna be like, feedback makes your, like, gives you seedback. Or something. Yeah, she's really trying to sell us some feedback. And you know she's trying to sell us on it because she's doing that thing that she does with her hands where she's, looks like she's making homemade noodles

or something or a hands-cut out, and a hands-out and in, or like cats cradle or something. She's doing her women empowerment. You know the mayor hands, like Thomas used to do on Southern Charm, where you just do like that. I'm a politician, so I move my hands like this. She starts moving her hands like that

because she used to do women empowerment speeches. Like that was her thing before, and I think this is one of her. Feedback makes a, wait, feedback holds the weed back. You know what, I'm gonna keep working on that one. Come to me again when someone else takes to a line to serve something.

I am open to all the feedback. Look, hey, look, here's some feedback right now. Tony, you look like you're raising your hand. Captain San did, do we have to call it feedback? We call it workout back. I just feel like that could help your way to approach it Feedback brings the speedback Back feedback, you know what because your back needs to be fed

Okay, cuz you carry a lot of things on it cuz that's what a team player does especially hailey, okay Tony that's Okay what a team player does. Especially, Haley. OK, Tony, that's that. OK. So this tip is 22 grand, not bad for a douchebag who said, Ciao on his way out. Am I right? OK, so you guys have worked so hard that tomorrow, I have personally arranged a boat for you to take to the Peacons.

OK? You're going to go to the Peacons. Oh, I love that 70's show. No, that's Laura Prepan. This is the P-tons, okay? I'm afraid she's like I think fuck I needed that and it's like so turn the boat around. Are you need a special? Turn it upside down. I'm doing the I'm doing the carny Wilson line right now. Turn it upside down Hold on like I'm hey guys. I'm getting some feedback. It seems like the bravo audience would prefer Turn the boat around

Every now and then you get a new charger coming on board turn the boat around Charter coming on board turn the boat around Every now and then you learn to turn on a wipe or on your windshield and it cleans up the rain Turn the boat around Every now and then you got to go to the peat songs, but how do you get there without a boat? Turn around, feed my cranks to speed back and the teeth back and the peed back and the feedback and the weed back and the turn around Boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo tonight and I mean you more than ever and if we're gonna get a good tip gotta make sure you clean the leather ah

looking out there, got an appetizer and I want my main course not in a pot we gotta serve some food now Tomorrow's gonna be too long Tonight's gotta be when dinner is Hhh... Once upon a time I was falling in love Now I'm playing with my own cooter

Whoa, wait a minute, Rachel G is holding on This is acting inspiration This is a dream. This is a dream. This is a women can dream, too, on. Okay, all right. Well, let's just pack up that thing. Rachel, do it.

Rachel, do it. So Tyler Kew's talking about how tall he is, which I think is really funny, too. Like, they keep cutting to me. He's like, oh my god, I'm so tall. I can't even fit in the shower properly. I'm like, haha, because that's like Frazier's thing. You know?

This is the show, yeah. I remember when he was like, well Ross, have you ever been in a shower that's too small? And then there was like a hilarity, because then Frazier and Niles got stuck in the shower stall. And then like, raw, then what definitely had to come and use butter to get the mouth of the shower. That's what Daphne had to come and use butter to get the mouth of the shower. That's what you're talking about, right?

That was a long lost Frasier episode. Oh, God. So the captain, she calls Rachel and she's like, Hey, Rachel, why don't you go to coffee? I want to talk to you about sound structure. You know, it felt like I was really setting you up to have a moment where you sang about how you used to do eight course menus, but then you instead you'd sang about your cooter. And I guess what I'm trying to say is I'm trying to give you some feedback right now. Next time I'll just try to stick to four bars, four bars! Just want to give you some feedback, feedback.

Oh God. So then Ben calls fucking Kumiel. He's so ridiculous. So he's like, Kumiel, it's been, and he tells us, the way Kumiel lived, she had 30 minutes, always devastated. And she's like, you know what, Ben, I'm just like so annoyed still to be honest.

Like I don't even feel like talking right now. and I'm just like so annoyed still to be honest. Like I don't even feel like talking right now. Yeah, I, him romanticizing not just their relationship but her as a concept that like he does not how she wants it her to go out. Like how do you want her to go out? Like shoot her out of a cannon. Do you want a possession?

Yeah, shoot her out of a cannon. Give it a respect she deserves. Shoot her out of a cat. Give her the respect she disease. Soot her out of a cannon. You know, there's one way to get rid of garbage. You just toss it over the side if you're inconsiderate to the water or you just let it just go. The point is, she does not deserve any sort of farewell tour here. Okay, there's no Tigger Taperade's for real. She got fucking fired. Yeah

So then the captain Rachel at coffee she's saving up bakery Seven heaven nothing creepy happened there. Hey, let's go to bakery Where there's a bunch of kids who belong to the same family, okay? Yeah, okay now listen you are a joy Rachel a joy to have on board and I mean that I just want to make sure you're timing You know, how do you think that's going? Well, I'm just like not accomplishing the things to the standards that I'm used to. Oh my god It's Jessica. Oh no, I just got it. I just think I wanted to see her there, you know, she wasn't there at all Sorry, you're saying something rich. I got distracted by my own hopes and dreams. I'm the faster Yeah, so then we got a phrase or who's having a meeting with service and he's like

Service service service service. All right now, now here's where we are guys. All right, we just need more service. So, Alyssa, I need you to get your head around beach picnic stuff and get better at preparing it. And she's like, I'm just like a sold-in. I'm like a sold-in. And she gets up and walks off crying. And do you say...

Doing the Camille, if you will. Yes. I mean, look, we knew that when Camille laughed, we were gonna see what an asshole Rachel was. I mean, not Rachel, Alyssa was pretty quickly. I didn't know it was gonna be the next episode. Well, it's like the ring or smile or whatever. You know, you get rid of one demon,

but it's too late that demon has moved on to the next thing. Mm-hmm, you know. So Alyssa's like, I'm so done right now. Like, we feel bad. Like, we know we can do better, but I'm just like I'm so done right now like we feel bad like we know we can do better But I'm just like done right now. I'm like so fucking tired like doing this charter with a stew down and feeling all the anxiety This Camille situation. I'm just like done. I'm like you were a deck stew down But you actually have as many stews as every other season of

Below deck so you were pretty much fully saft. Yeah, and Camille's an asshole, but I feel that nobody is acknowledging on this show that she at least worked. I mean, was she lazy? Yes. Did she lay down a lot? Yeah, did she like to do? Yes. Did she have stretches of just like, fucking around? Sure. But she was down there doing a lot of laundry. I mean, she did enough that it's noticeable that she was gone. You know? I don't know. I just, I, I'm down to come down on the list. I just, I'm not at a place yet where I can support Camille. Look, it's not supporting her. It's just saying like, look, you guys thought you were such

hot shit and like made it that Camille didn't do anything. I mean, the thing that really sucked about Camille was her attitude, you know, but she actually, she at least wasn't one of the ones who didn't do anything, you know. Yeah, I mean, what she did it, perhaps. Hey, listen, don't judge me. So Rachel is talking to Sandy still at the 7th Heaven coffee shop and she's like, uh-huh, part of the challenge is the inconsistencies of the interior department. Like, Rachel is very good and I do support him, but I see that he is spreading himself extremely thin, which is hilarious when he falls over on his face on the staircase, but like otherwise there's a communication breakdown. Yeah, um, and the captain's like, whoa,

whoa, whoa, okay, now hold on, Missy. I don't want to get into minutia, but you know, for the longest time I thought was called Minute, it's not funny. So I want everyone to figure it out, but you're great, you're a great leading light, okay? So you need to communicate what you need to communicate to Frazier, because I'm positive that we can fix it, like tof salad and scrambled eggs. I love Sandy being like, hey, let's go get a coffee and you can tell me some things to fix. Whoa, whoa, whoa, don't give me details. You don't give me tips.

You fix it. You're a vegan of light. Okay. Hey, have you ever seen the lighthouse fart? That's like you. Okay. But also, yeah, like let's figure out how we can fix your timing. And she's like, well, here's the problem with my timing, service sex.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, too far in there. Whoa, that was too far. Hey, you're doing a great job, except for the fact that you actually aren't doing a great job, which is why I had to tell you to stop making more than half of the dishes that you're making per meal. But you know what, I know you're working hard. I know it. Okay. Oh, you just let. I know it. Okay.

Oh, you just let another stinker out. Okay. Sailing to end deadly. So then Fraser is messing with some flowers. And he just goes, could you be more erect please? And then we go to Ross showing Tyler around the boat. And Tyler, you know, he's like, and that's where you put this in. That's where you do this.

And Tyler's like, well, my first job, it was a dexterous position. So I don't need people to tell me what to do. Just when to stop doing it because it can't stop working. He's like the terminator of working. Like then we go to like terminator vision. And he's like, it's like the panel where it like puts a square around like a towel that's like out of place, like out of place. So, um, uh, so Frazier is Ross in the crew mess and he's like talking to Frazier about like this, like, the,

the roomy situation, which isn't a situation except that Katie proposed something. And Frazier was like, yes, but I think it's smart if we stay as roommates because we're both headed departments. And this way we can talk about things. I think that would smart if we stay as roommates because we're both head of departments and this way we can talk about things. I think that would be very good. So Ross is like, Ross basically just wants Frazier to say that's the way he doesn't have to be the one to tell Katie. No, I don't wanna do this.

Yes, and it works because Ross is like, we're also good cabin mates. And so, you know, listen, the sound of your jerking off is like rhythmic brainwashing and I have very peaceful sleep. We're also good cabin mates and so you know listen the sound of your jerking offers like with Brainwashing and I have very peaceful sleeps so you can shout a girl elsewhere All right, so those rain machines, you know, it's like you can either choose crickets or rain You're the rain, so they even have to put a nickel into you to get a good massage as I drift off

So then Roscoe's the Katie's door. She's like hey And he's like, hey. And he's like, so I came to offer you this jug with sad news. I guess he's holding a jug. He's holding the milk steamer from the cappuccino machine. Like the milk steamer metal cop thing. And he's like, sad news. I was like, you couldn't even muster up a good prop.

I got mine. Not even like, you couldn't even muster up a good prop. I got mine. Not even like anything like a hat or something. So she goes, I already know you're not moving in. Like now I'm mad at you. And he's like, well, there's many factors that come into considerations, you know. Part one of them is that I did not have it on my bingo card to have a relationship with a fraggler rock cast member. So I thought I'd stay with Fragile.

And she's telling us, I actually thought it was a laryous idea to move in because like your work flirt becomes your roommate. I mean, it makes sense. Yeah, Katie, that's real fucking hilarious. Yeah, it makes a lot of sense. I'm worried. It's a ton of sense. The guy who's tried to hook up with anyone but you for the last several charters, now trying

to get him into your room. No. So this is when everybody's getting ready to go out. And Tony tells us that he loves board shorts. He's like, I'm going full board shorts, bro. I have 30 pairs. But it's always nice to find something new out about Tony Great said every woman he dates

Hayley comes out in this white like crop top dress and she's like look at me. I look like a tampon Do you want some board shorts so for you guys? I'm gonna grab some jewelry. So I feel like she's human, a disgusting, spicable, awful human. And you're like, guys, look at my shoes. I feel like I'm downtown Marrakesh

searching for beg of food. I'm like, I'm about to rip up. So they get to dinner and he gives a big cheers to Tyler and welcomes him and then Ben gets a ding and he's like, oh, Bebeck and he gets up and walks off and Rachel's like, what's going on here? All the cameras are following Ben. This feels like some kind of a fucking setup And she's right because Ben walks back with Camille and all this is like, oh my god, that is like so awkward Awkward that is like so awkward. Oh my god. Isn't it awkward? It is she's like talking to herself to convince everybody It's awkward a list that you're trying to get us to believe That you're not an asshole and now you feel bad that Camille was fired and you're being blamed for it

And now you're gonna just completely be an asshole. Like, this is your chance to like get whatever petty you're looking for and be cool. So Haley is like, oh, such a nice surprise. Sort of like when you go to the dentist and they give you a complimentary toothbrush. Lovely surprise. Oh my god, awkward. This is so awkward you guys. And Frazier's like, are we good? I don't even know if we're good. You know, like nice to see you again. Maybe if you're fucking furious with me again, I'm a god. Hope there's no bad blood on my back. All my stomach just broke, sped me in the front. She does. I called me, no bad blood. She's just a bad stew. Right? And all this is like, oh my god, Camel is back. I

would die. Like I wouldn't even think of coming back. I'd be so embarrassed. Like it's so embarrassing to get fired. And like she got fired and came back. It's just like so embarrassing. And Tyler's like, oh my god, she got fired and then she came big she goes yeah It's just in Paris in right guys And she goes off to have a cigarette and Camille is Camille says so Ben's talking to Camille and Ben goes wow having you back It just doesn't feel real which is ridiculous and then Camille goes yeah We were like cut short short, cheese soon.

Like, there were a lot of feelings mustering inside of me. I don't think your feelings were mustering. So then we go to Haley and Alyssa smoking. And Alyssa's like, oh my god, like, I would be so embarrassed, but like, for her to come back, she wasn't regretful of anything she did. You know what I mean? I mean, this is just so awkward.

Well, how do you feel you should speak to her? She's like, no, it's done, because we already fired her. And she must feel it's my fault she was fired, so whatever. Yeah, I feel like Alyssa, it's like you won, so just like take the victory and take the W, you know?

Yeah, just like, because this is actually making her look really shitty and actually kind of obnoxious because Camille did get fired and she was like, she was really upset about it. And Camille is garbage, but for you to be like, wow, it's so embarrassing that you got fired, it's like, that's like a real shitty move. Like that's shitty. Like Camille already has enough to be embarrassed about. So, Alyssa's like, Alyssa comes back to table

and she's like, wow, I like savory things and I like sweet things, but like, I don't understand pineapple and pizza. That's not how you're gonna win back over the cold. It's like, you gotta bring better table banter. Let's just losing this whole episode. Listen, it's the tight race because you've also got Ross and Katie here. Ben's like, you look amazing to know.

Did I say that already? Camille's just looking around to talk to anybody else, basically. And so Tyler is at the other end of the table. Tyler is pouring wine for somebody and he looks like he can't pour wine. Like he looks like he's having a lot of trouble with that, which makes me wonder about his backstory. Is it because he like,

bashed the wine bottle open by the pack and is pouring up the wrong side? Like he's like in a fight. He just looks like he can't hold the bottle right. I mean, I don't know. Now I'm suspicious of his like perfect service resume. He has a lot of, he has a very, I will say the comments that he's made, he has not made a lot of comments, but they trend towards being a little self-satisfier.

Like he's like, the day I left in the airport, I called my boyfriend and I called the guy and I said, do you want me my boyfriend? He's like, yes, we're gonna get married by the end of the year. I'm like, I don't know, he talks a big game. We gotta see if he comes through. Or when he said, oh yeah, when my boyfriend came out

and he just started sulbing, like he was never gonna be able to live without me. I was like, okay, okay. To be fair, maybe his boyfriend was... Kyle! Oh! Oh! Um, so Fraser and Camille go smoke now.

And she's like, don't worry, I don't hold on to resentment. And he's like, oh, I really hope you don't. Because I really do like you, Camille. And he tells us, I'm so pleased she came with an open heart. Yeah, I'm not sure she did. I think she just was warning. I wanted to be on camera some more. So Frazier was very happy.

He can redo his goodbye with Camille. And there's like a group hug with Frazier and Hailey and Camille. They like have a nice moment. And then Ben and Camille sit on a curb, which is appropriate. Like that's a good visual metaphor for them. And she's talked about how she has head out back to Mississippi tomorrow.

And she's like, but tonight was what I needed to walk away with my head high. I'm like, you're sitting on a curb. You were like, you're sitting on a curb. And then some weird love song comes on while they're kissing, which never happens on the show. And it's like, you got to go, but I wish you stay.

And all those things I want to say. You have nothing to say to each other. Song just stops song. Okay. So they make out. And Ben is like this relationship is like nothing of every experience. Okay. This is called landing someone way out of your leak. That's what I'm just gonna say that.

I think it's just you've never had a girl this hot before and you can't believe it's being cut so short. I don't blame you. Yeah, that's it, that's it, right there. You know what, it's, that's called it, she's out of your leak, okay? That's it. So, but he's being ridiculous.

He's like, she's just the spalk, they lights me up. All I can feel my heart sinking. I'm like, who's all's heart is gonna sink? Your parents when you bring her back with you. Like, so then, Tony is telling, I don't know who cares. He's like, I go to bed, I wake up at six or seven like an animal. And then Ross and Katie are lying outside on, they're back at the yacht now and he's,

they're whispering to each other lying down. What a buddy, one of those couch things. And he's like, you know, I just want you to know this moving in together, it was nothing personal. You know, it's just like I talked to Frazier, he wanted to partner and it's like, you know, I just want you to know this moving in together. It was nothing personal. You know, it's just like I talked to Frazier. He wanted to partner and it's like, oh my God, stop. Like it's fine. It's like, yeah, it's not fine.

She's clearly pissed. He goes, so, you know, but don't worry, I've designated a cap and frost in the guest area. So then, then hailey, meanwhile, it cuts the hailey in the bathroom. She's just like walked in on someone and then we see Tyler hitting his head as he gets in the bulk. It's like bloopers around the boat and Alyssa complaining that she's sexually frustrated and she's like, I don't even want to be penetrated. I just want to play. So. And then we see Katie and Ross. Okay. So now they're in the guest cabin. And so we're getting like one of those, we just see the door closed.

And we just hear, are we allowed to take a shower in here? That's a guest cabin, man. And then they take a shower. And you just hear I'm moaning in the shower. Moaning and boning in the shower. And honestly, like every time this happens, I just think of Francesca, the one season, Chiefs II who came after Kate, who got so mad at Elizabeth, Ross's ex for having sex with that guy

with a thin eyebrows and a guest cabin. She literally got Elizabeth fired over it because she was like the final straw. And I feel like ever since that season, we have seen crew members on below deck, any below deck having sex in the master every single season since then. Yeah, I know. It used to be like, oh my god, I cannot believe they're having sex in the master. And now it's just like, ding, now that was having sex in the master.

Yeah, it's like, okay, everyone, the guests are gone. I'll set up the sling up there or the swing and swing and a sling, whatever it is. Yeah, so Ross is like Katie and I have built a lot of tension that needed to be released. I'd like to hook up six times a day every day to be honest. Obviously I'm a sex addict. That's like hilarious to say when you're like 20. But sir, you are pink-eyed and running-eyed and obviously having issue and it's not cute, okay? Like a package smell. Get some help. So, did you hear what he said to run?

You look like he's made out of fish flakes. He literally looks like Bonito. He looks like he would make a very lovely broth. So, did you hear, did you say this when Rosset, as your head of department, I'm going to ask you to rate this sexual experience. Oh, God! Just, bruh. The 7th.

That was the morning. Oh, we didn't talk about this, but Sandy gave them a day off today is, oh, we did, you can talk about the pitons. So they're waking up at the time to go out. Tony is working out, the boat arrives to take them, and Sandy is really trying to sell this experience because she's like, hey, not a bad way to show up, right? And today, you're gonna have fun

because you're gonna have a mud bath and you deserve it. You're gonna go see the pitons, you're gonna have a mud bath and you deserve it. You're gonna go see the petons. You're gonna have a mud bath and that's pretty much it. Just mud and mountains, okay? So have fun. Get on the catamaran. Oh, so they do. They all go.

They go on this little sailboat thing and Ross is sitting down and Alistair's passing him and he's like, oh great swimsuit. Oh yeah, great face. So then they all start parting and stuff and Rachel's in a bikini tube. I hate bathing suits, I have backed that too. I got it nine years ago. Well, I'm not gonna have. Well, I was, it was all in one sitting. I said, just make it large enough to not be a tram stamp. More like a target, you know? Just, you know, just pull it out,

squint it all over that thing. At least I hope you do, because quite frankly, I do not need to be breathing. Yeah. It was like a journey, the whole, that whole interview almost like, it started off with the back tattoo, then it goes to like fish and colors, and all of a sudden like just come on my back

Amazing so here by the way now they're all cavorting in the pool everyone's socializing and Tony literally goes and grabs Tray is a food and hoards them and starts eating by himself Yeah And let's see here, Ross. Okay, there's a lot of going back and forth. Yeah, it's a lot of just like antics but Frazier talks to a list, and he goes, going forward,

I want you to act like the chief when I'm not around. That's what I expect from my second always. You are second, and on the boat, a second is chief when I'm not around. Oh, shut up. You're not like Nancy Pelosi, you know what I mean? So if the president is ever incapacitated and the vice president, you misplosey would rise to the ranks like, okay, get over yourself. You're a designated

survivor. You sort of remind me of Gefer Sutherland. I don't know what it is I think it's the way you talk urgently on the phone right come on dude so They all jump off the boat and play around and then they all get meki and Rachel's like hey Ross you want to go to shower as he gets out and he gets on his hands and knees She's like okay, just take a turn, this took an actual turn. Yeah, he's been done that path before. So then they get to the petons and everything. I think that's where they were, I think that's where they were swimming or maybe not who cares. They get to land and now they go to this sulfur springs. It's like a spa and this guide, they're walking around and this guide says, isn't it amazing? You're in a

potentially active volcano and everyone's like, yeah, like that's not a selling point for me. By the way, if you tell me that like, hey, this relaxing experience, you might be in the ma of a lava spewing mountain. I can explode it every moment any moment. That's not going to put me up. He's tell me I'm on very bland land. You know, exactly. Yeah, that only sounds fun when you're young.

We could die right now. I feel like once you're past 40, like, oh my God, I could die at any moment, literally any moment. Can we not? I could die. I could be in a volcano right now. We often do this.

I could be dead right now. Oh my God. What if I die right now? Oh, way in a manger. Oh my God, what if I died right now? Oh, wait a minute. Oh my god, I could die right now. I would be upset if I died because I was taking a mud bath in the volcano. People would be like, what was wrong with you? Why are you taking it?

Why did you go into a volcano? My mom would be like, figures, not a fucking mud bath. Yeah, it's like, I don't want that's not how I want to die. It's in a mud bath in a volcano because the shame is this because people would make fun of me too much. Yeah, I'm like, oh, yeah. So Haley's like, oh, God, this mud and holes I didn't even know existed.

They say it makes you look 10 years younger. I think it makes you look covered in shit. That's what it makes you look. So then Alyssa starts grabbing onto Ross in the mud and like rubbing him and having he's rubbing her. I'm like hugging, I'm like laughing, I'm flirting. And Katie's just watching like so upset, you know, and she's like, is this goal just to fuck everybody

on the boat? Like I thought we were moving forward and this is straight up disrespectful. Like this is making me wonder what this is now. Really? I mean, Katie, I hate to say this, because I know you're in a rough position, but you were such a fucking moron, okay?

And the reason it makes me so angry is because you are what enables men like this to still walk around. Like, this guy should even have a job. He shouldn't even be in society, you know? And what you always worst is that she actually said in the middle of that, she goes, I mean, we had a magical night together.

I'm like, you had a magical night together, showering in the master bedroom, and then him saying, as your chief, as your supervisor, how would you rate the sexual experience? Where was the magic in that, you know? And yeah, it's just, it's one of these awful co-dependent situations because it's like they feed into each other, like he's a loof and can't be tied down

because he has his own bullshit reasons. And then she's the one who sort of like lives for this punching bag situation because she wants to be the fixer in like in a weird way. Like this is exciting for her or something like that. It's like this horrific collision of psychological issues that we see all the time, and it's just like, girl, please, please have some self-respect. Go on, like, stop.

Yeah, it kills me. So then, now Ross is just shit-faced. I mean, he is just disgustingly drunk, you know? Where he's burping really loud and wet burps and crawling all over everybody. And he's just disgusting. And so now he's like craddling on Katie. And he's being drunk and gross and hanging off the pole.

Everybody is annoyed with him because he's making them all look like idiots. Yeah, but this gives Katie the chance to step into the Amanda Patula role to be like, stop, stop, you're super drunk. It's not fun for either of us. She can be the one who gets to schooled him and everything. I think there's some weird psychological thrill

that comes for being it, because it's like she is the one who gets to exclusively tell him how to behave, you know, like it's like some fucked up. Maybe, like maybe, but I'll give her some leeway on that one just because he's entered that phase of drunk that I don't think you're expecting with somebody, you know, it's like when this would be on fucked up, it's just like, but she doesn't have to be his caretaker. Like she's, she is, she is, she is, she is. No, but in her mind, they're like boyfriend and girlfriend.

Right. She's like, I can't believe my boyfriend's treating me like this. Where, you know, like in her mind, that's what's going on, even though it's not realistic, you know. So he's like stumbling all over, walking on the net on the sailboat and stuff. And then then he goes inside and they have food in there and he just grabs it with his hand and shoves it in his face.

And all falls off of his face back into the food. I mean, he's just disgusting. I mean, knocks over Katie's bag and she's like, subrap, subrap. And by the way, please, I hope no one thinks that because I'm talking about how she's living for this, not living for this role, but like that she is in a certain way,

really embracing this role of whatever that I'm letting him off easy because he's disgusting. Oh, he's not terrible. He's disgusting. Yeah, terrible. Yeah, terrible. She is, she's savable. You know what I mean?

She's like, you don't worry about Ross because Ross is beyond, he's just disgusting. You know, you see who Ross is and you know, he's always going to be disgusting. But Katie, it's like, you see like a, there's like a vulnerability and a sweetness there, you know, she's like a good person. She's sober enough to have better judgment, you know. She just seems like a good girl, you know, and I don't like to see her messing around with, I don't know.

I just feel like we've all been here, you know. It's like, it's like, it's like, yeah, she is doing this sort of this role play where she's acting like their boyfriend girlfriend, but like, he's literally given so many signs about why they are not only are they not that, but they shouldn't be that. And yet she is still somehow looking the other way and embracing it. And so it's not just that she's like, oh, she's taking on this caretaker role

because she thinks that she's their boyfriend girlfriend. It's like, oh, the fact that she thinks that their boyfriend and girlfriend is like it's like terrible It's like Katie please save yourself save yourself It's hard to see those signs because when the other signs that are being put out are like you're hot and I'm really into you Those signs are so much louder than the other ones. Yeah, you know, yeah Well, he's bullshit. He's he's fucking with her too too because he does this. Oh, I'm into you thing He couldn't even honestly be strong enough to say oh, we're not moving in together because that's a bad idea He had to blame it on Frazier, you know, so he's fucked up and he needs to like

Learn to take responsibility for whatever bullshit. But he didn't his life But he I think he likes toying with women etc. And I think he likes the, I think he likes the ability to have options open and to have them sort of fall on over him, etc. Yeah. So that's, you know, short, the short of it, he's disgusting, stay away from him. Disgusting.

So now everybody is really grossed out because now they're going to dinner, he's falling all over the place, he's burping, he's just being disgusting and Rachel's like look. I can't throw stones at a glass house and then it just cuts her going Tinnies And she's like, but maybe you should stop cuz you're failing humanity and yourself Your parents should be proud fuck boy Okay, and I'm the one who just talked about getting a tattoo to aim your spooge at from a back.

So. So then, you know, Ross is wasted at the table. He keeps ordering Roman Coke. He's like, I don't have a Roman Coke. He's like, you already ordered that. So Alissa is like, my God, Ross, the button, the last, you should button the last button on your shirt. Here, let me help. So she's standing withssa is like, oh my god, Ross, the button, the last, you should button the last button in your shirt.

Here, let me help. So she's standing with them, like dealing with this button situation being close. And it's just one of these things where it's like, Alyssa, you're so concerned with people hating you. And yet, you, like, there's a girl on this boat who actively likes this guy, even though she shouldn't, but she does. And, uh, yes, in a, in a progressive world, we all have a right to go after what we want to go after. But honestly, you're being a dick to Katie right now. Yeah, she's being terrible. And so you already said her line, right? I'm going to flirt with you because I do believe I'm hotter than her. I did not say that. And that's what

she says to him. I mean, that's just a fucking rude. Everyone's pissing me off now. OK, you can tell we just entered episode 10 because this is the part in the season where I'm like, OK, just think about. At this point, just think. So he's like, oh, you know how bad I am. She goes, oh, yeah, I know you're bad. And she's like, yeah, I flirt with Frost

because he's a scumbag. And it's just fun to see everyone's squirm But at the same time like you can't ruin a relationship that's not there So as much as Katie wants to be his wifey. He's just not in the market Yeah, he's also incapacitated because of how fucking drunk he is So don't make me stand up for Ross by like trying to totally take advantage of someone who's like literally on the floor drunk right now. You need to back the fuck up. But she's also not totally wrong.

I mean, when she says you can't win a relationship, there is no relationship. And Ross never's not in the market. I know, but she's just doing it to be in. It seems like she's just doing it to be announced with her. No, she's being announced with her. Why else would she be doing that? You know? No, she's being a total... She's doing it. Actually, I don't think she's doing it to be an. It seems like she's just doing it to be announced. It's being an asshole. It's a lie. Why else would she be doing that? You know? No, she's being a total ass.

She's doing it. Actually, I don't think she's doing it to be an asshole. Like, I think she's doing it because she is, you know, she's got massive daddy issues. She needs some sort of like validation. That's what's going on here. But yeah, she's being an asshole, not necessarily wrong and the things that she's saying, but she's still being an asshole. Yeah. Um, but she's still being an asshole. Yeah.

Um, so let's see, so then they order, they're back at the table now and so they're ordering. Wait. And then a list like us, Katie, do you want some wine? Katie's just like, oh. And Ross has wasted the table and this did make me laugh because he's just like a wasted mess and he goes, is anyone else his dinner crunchy? Yeah. And then Katie is trying to have a serious conversation

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Ross is just embarrassing still. Rachel's calling him like a kitty. You know, she's like, here we go, boy. And Hayley sees that Alissa is now holding hands with Ross walking down the dock. And she's like, it's just getting to the point where she's just rude. And I can see why you're angry, Katie.

Like she's literally holding it. That's just wrong. That is just wrong. Yeah. So yeah, she says breaking girl codes. Now they're back in their rooms. And Katie is, Katie wants to tidy up her room now and Ross enters and he goes

Every day now don't play that game with me. He's whoa. Oh, oh, I just Alyssa And then Alyssa because Alyssa saying the whole Ross and Katie situation is awkward like dude He flew he flirts with me all the time like when no one's around he's literally grabbing me and like The thing is the cameras on this boat are kind of there all the time. Yeah, show me the footage So me the footage. I don't know what she's up to here, but Mimi like. So Katie's like, yeah, if you only mugged with me and I would have been in your bed. And Tyler's cracking up because he's on the bottom bunk in her room, right?

And so Tyler's like, um, yeah, I understand. I'm only 23, but I have a better moral compass at the moment than Ross at 38. It's unacceptable the way he acts. And then, then all this is in the hot event. 38 it's unacceptable the way he acts and Then then Alyssa's in the hot bench is talking about how Katie has no self respect although Alyssa you also have no self respect if you're going up to Ross to and Ross is like what I have Then Ross is telling Katie that he has nothing to do with Alyssa and Katie goes that could not be further from a lie

I'm like, uh, further from the truth, girl. Ha ha ha. Girl. And then next week, Alyssa continues her spiral. When we see her turn, the voice she used on Camille all the time onto Haley, which is not gonna work out. That's so great for you. And then on top of that, then she also talks

badly about Captain Sandy and Captain Sandy here and then he gets Matt the entire interior team. It looks like next week is gonna be a shit show. Oh yes, can't wait. It's turning into a very good season. Very good. Everybody, thank you so much for being with us today. Yeah, thanks for being here.

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