Watch What Crappens - Below Deck Sailing: A Barrie Tale

Episode Date: March 23, 2021

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I'm Ronnie Caron, and that's been Madelker over there. How BAM! Hi Ronnie, what's going on? I'm not a whole lot. How's life treating you over there? Life is treating me really well. Just, you know, I've just tumbled right into spring. I, uh, I finished my pandemic goal,

which was, uh, to see if I could go 365 straight days playing Animal Crossing, and I did. Which, I don't know what that says about me, but I, well, you know, because the whole game is about like, you know, real time stuff, and I was like, I don't want to miss a single day So now I've done 365 straight days of Animal Crossing, and I'm like, I did it! And now the empty void in my life opens up, so I did it!

Wow, I did it! You know what? I'll tell you who could use your help. Her name is Princess Peach, and she lives in Mario Land just constantly getting kidnapped by a drag in name Bowser I keep playing every day on Mario that comes Mario's that came out years ago. I never played. That's all I could I play Mario and watch now I'm watching superhero movies all the time. I just watched hmm. What was it? I watched Aquaman Okay, okay, I saw Justice League also this week, so then I was like, oh, I should watch. Justice Aquaman's story. Yeah, did you watch the,

did you watch the fancy Justice League that everyone's talking about? Of course, the four hour one. The four hour one, wow, how was it? Yeah, it was queen. I mean, listen, I don't know all the lore, so I have to like study up after, like I write down on my phone, I don't know all the, the, uh, lore. So I have to like study up after I like, I write down on my phone. I don't write it down.

Who am I kidding? I Google shit and then I look at all my Google windows. Like, it's like, okay, Janet, man. Why? Why? I'm seeing Mad at that. I mean, why you do that? Why they mad at that? Why you do that?

Yeah, basically. Gal Gadot. So it was good. Yeah, Gal Gadot. It was very, it was very Gal Gadot. Why you do that? Heavy. Why you do that?

I mean, okay. You know, listen, Jason Mamoah, I always support a Jason Mamoah viewing. I think that's probably worth more than 365 days of Animal Crossing, but that sounds, that sounds really fun. That sounds like a, it sounds like I will, maybe I'll join you in this going back to some Super Mario games because, you you know I tried going into Pikmin which I found to be Excessively annoying. I was like why did I just spend you know $50 on this ridiculous game? I don't know if I like it yet. So maybe I have to go back to Mario

Or go to star do valley. I heard star do valley is really fun. I keep that that looks like it's for babies Of course, this is someone who plays Mario. It's Mario. Mario's literally like, but Mario's fun. You can play it. I like it's for little kids, but it's hard. I mean, it takes practice and I have to be a little kid.

Well, it's hard being a little kid. It's hard being a little kid. You think it's easy for a baby to get through life? No, it's not easy. It needs to be carried and held and being a baby is hard. Yeah. Okay, but today we're here to talk about below Dexel and you're How many pizzas does Mario need? I'm not eating this without my family, So I'm going to need you to redo this and have it out here at the same time as my family.

All right. Have daddy long legs come out here for me. Oh, Barry's Barry. Speaking of babies, Barry is like a baby with a blazer on. He's like, if someone took a baby and Lord Varys and put him in a shiny blazer, you have Barry. I heard he's very tired of this. He's very like Louie Anderson. He's very like, yeah, Louie Anderson

mixed with all those people. He's just serving human being Barry, okay? You know that meme of the little girl who is like, like she's a little girl with like, I think maybe a seat belt on or something and she's sort of like looking with a side eye. I feel like he looks like the middle-aged man version of that. Yeah, it's it's a hard, I don't think I really painted the picture well, but just trust me on that. I mean, I'm not a little girl was was making that face the entire time this episode was playing

fucking Barry. And this show was actually called Buried Alive, which I thought was really funny. in Barry. And this show is actually called Barry to live. That was really funny. Oh, god, this is a good episode. That's failing y'all. Don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don address something very important, very, very important from last week. Ronnie, you were talking about the opening credits and the spectral voice at the end of the music.

Yeah, and you were like, it sounds like that song. Do you want to sing the song? Sing what sounds like? Oh, okay. Octave down, okay. Ah-ha-ha-ha really sharp-yered listeners who have put forth a Theory about what song it is. We had a few who landed on it the first one that I that I saw was from I want to say Chef Mark Defoya on Twitter, but I don't remember I think that I think I don't remember who's a Mike or Mark, but he suggested

I don't remember. I think that, I don't remember who's a mic or a mark. But he suggested O M D's, if you go, or if you leave. Is that the song? Is that it? And this is how I figured it out, okay? I was going crazy because it just, I'm getting older. I don't remember things and that was making me crazy. I was, I know the song.

I love the song. And so I just walked around my house just going... A-ha Pink. So then I googled Pretty and Pink and guess what? I've found it and it is that song. Okay, it's O.M.C's whatever. Yeah, it specifically is the part at the end here. Wait, I have a minute. It's like a 3.30, okay? 3.30, okay, I'm gonna play it.

Let's see, can you hear it? No. Wait, it's right before that. I can't hear it. It's not playing. It's not it? Wait it's right it's right before that I can't hear it Smart playing can it's not playing well, I never mind. I'm not gonna bother I'm not I'm not doing that. Oh, you know what? Yeah, it's it goes if you Yeah, here it's about to happen. Wait, is it? Here it's about to happen. Wait is it? Here it goes. Ah, there it is.

There it is. Oh, yeah, babe. That's it. Thank you. That's it. I I actually went back and I listened and I was I was I was like, oh, I know what Ronnie is saying. It sounds like something familiar. And I was thinking it might have been you two where the streets have no name, where it's like, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, you know, where Bano does sort of that kind of thing. No.

And you know what? I hate that we can't hear that. Don't just miss me. Don't just miss me like that. I would confess it in order. You invested nothing, sir. You just said, you just acted like I was crazy for hearing it. And it's all in my hand, okay?

No, I believe that. It's called a mutual dismissiveness, okay? And it makes marriages last forever. I've learned from my parents that it can make a relationship last for decades. But now I've got to find what I was talking about with the streets have no name. Let's see. Okay, I can't find it. I'm just annoying people now.

Okay, but that- But- Oh, God, I love you too. As well. Thank you. Oh, I see what annoying people now. Okay, but that, but oh, God, I love you too as well. Thank you. Oh, I see what you're saying. And you as well. The oldest jerk at the point that I can't see you. You know who probably loves you too?

Dazy. Dazy. Binch of Binch of Binch. So okay, so we start with them cleaning the boat because of the COVID people and Sydney goes to Natasha who's doing her research in the crew mess and She's basically just like what are we gonna do? I mean, what are we gonna do? And how will Tahini help us in this situation? There's just a big thing at Tahini city Oh, I didn't see the big Tahini said I did not realize there was a teeny

Oh, cuz well that's cuz you know why cuz she just made peat is that morning I didn't see the picture he said. I did not realize there was a teeny. Well, that's because, you know, why? Because she just made peed is that morning. How many peed hauls needed to hang in for this morning? So, Daisy, everyone's kind of freaking out because, you know, when you're living job to job and you lose your job, what are you going to? Right? So, Dacy's freaking out. And then 615, ding, ding. Can you hear me, Dr. Laura? Yes. And I just wanted to say that all of the promiscuous, non-merry sex is disgusting. You should all quarantine yourself and call Jesus a medium. She's like, I recommend that none of the guests come back to the yacht,

not because they have COVID, just because they're awful people. That is my official medical recommendation, uncurable awfulness. Yes. Anyone who orders elderflower in a drink on a boat needs to be drowned. That's what I say. Thank you for listening to Dr. Lawyer. Thank you. So they have a crew meeting and Dr. I said Dr. Glenn, but Captain Glenn is as well.

The good news is that the test have all come back negative. However, they're not going to be back in time to finish the charter. So let's turn over the boat and get ready for the next one. OK, guys. And Daisy just goes thank you So they start packing up the gas and Daisy's like throw it all in because we're not getting it deep anyway and Ali says oh She has the same underwear And Daisy's like let's call tonight and smash it out tomorrow.

Okay, guys. So then Sidney is kind of bending down by Gary. They're outside working on something. And she's like, wow, you know, they don't really go down anymore. So I'm just trying to make it work. I said, go down. And now I'm going to look at you lovingly and say, your son burnt. God, you've got a son burned buddy.

Yeah and he goes. What's the aloe vera? Bay. I love an aloe vera flirt and he's like well it was a mistake to fucking shit me because I have to work with it for the rest of the season. I mean, Sydney's a cool chick and everything but I don't like her that way. I don't know what to do about it. I don't know, maybe I'll fuck her again one more time just to really prove the point.

You know what I'm saying? Oh, fucking guys. So then the guests are sending over a wire with money and we know because we get a text. And so he calls another tip meeting and Gary is kind of flirting with Allie. He's like, aloh, aloh, aloh, look. So, go, Josie. So, Glenn's like, obviously, the second charter, I feel really bad. Like, at least they're safe, but, you know,

they were demanding and they did leave us its hep. So, it's, you know, 5,000 U.S., which isn't great, but it's better than the stick of my eye, guys. And he goes, you know, this really shows me the game that we have an amazing team. So tonight you guys have a couple of drinks, not, but don't go crazy. Oh, wow, you guys are already half naked and making out with each other. Wow, that was quick.

So let's see. So Danny is with the top. Taking suitcases. Okay, yeah, Natasha and Danny. Yeah, and Danny's like, go get dressed and Natasha goes, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, Are you having a stroke? Go see a mask like this Are you having a stroke? So now Gary Gary and I only yeah more flirtation he's like We're gonna come out so I don't have a bee yeah Because then we can get to know each other cuz I feel like every time about to get to know you someone's like

Oh come have a bee here something like that. Oh, I gotta go over here. Oh, I accidentally fuck Sydney You know what I'm saying? So it's like it's really hard'm about to get to know you, someone's like, oh, come have a beer, something like that. Oh, I gotta go over here. Oh, I accidentally fuck Sydney. You know what I'm saying? So it's like, it's really hard for me to get to know you. Garry's fun, but he and Sydney have their thing. So this is getting nowhere. It's just for fun. Ooh.

Which means it's totally going somewhere. So she's like giggling about nothing. And then we go off to John Luke taking off Beer what do you call it a beer cap with a beer cap with another beer cap, which is like annoying That's like my least favorite way. It's like a no If you leave If you leave all don't look back.

If you leave, I'll pack it back for you. So yeah, he just opens up the beer really in an annoying way. It's like very showy and non-practical. Yeah, so knowing because he's standing at the bar and he's terrible at it. Like, I get it if you were doing it with your teeth or something like really bad ass. I'd take off my shirt for that, but this.

Yeah, this is annoying. So then Colin goes up to JL, Jean-Luc, who by the way, Jean-Luc has a J on one tricep and an L on the other tricep. I was like, oh, we get it, we get it. We know your name's Jean-Luc. We don't really need a guide. So, we're fine, which coincidentally stands for

just looking. Move on, sir. Jesus, lice. Is that what stands for? So, so Colin, Collins with him and Collins like, say, what's the longest you've been in relationship for? And I'm like, I'm getting a little over Colin and his like vicarious horniness because he's just all he does is ask people about their relationships and if they're into a certain girl and if they if they they think that everybody the hottest one. Yeah, he's just like a yenta. I can't tell if he just wants everyone to fuck all the time or if he just hates everybody secretly and wants to ruin all their lives, or if he is just one of those people that wants one single person, just one person, to say like, hey Colin, yeah,

I like fucking strangers on buts. So how about you and your relationship? I think so. What do you wanna talk about that? You know, if you frame it like that, I feel a lot better of it, like that he's just trying to get someone to ask him about his relationship

because no one really has, because he has gone around and spent so much energy asking everyone who they think is the hottest. So, you reckon is there anyone on here? You'd be interested in, like he loves asking. Like everywhere he goes, he goes to Starbucks, they're like, sir, what can I get you? He was like, I don't know, you reckon,

you reckon you wanna get with that barista there? Like, sir? I know, I'm glad he's not in service. I'm glad he's not on the stew team. Can see just be like, all right, you want your stakes, medium well. Who would you like to fuck on this boat? Just tell me. I won't tell anybody. Just tell me. You reckon you want to fuck with that one right there?

JL? Mm hmm. Yeah. Jennifer Lopez. We'll stick this in the oven about 10 minutes to get that medium rare. How long would you like, John Luke, just stick it in you? All right, let's just talk about that. Yeah, so John Luke, his longest relationship

has been three weeks. And he's like, yeah, I'm not in a rush man, especially in this industry. I mean, look at the girls on board, right? Like, right, am I right? At which point Colin then says, of course. So which do you reckon is the hottest chicken on board right like right am I right at which point Colin then says of course So which do you reckon is the hottest chicken on board, huh? I'd like to know cuz I'd like to imagine that I were you and then you're fucking the girl and then I'm just gonna be

Valkyrie'sly having that moment well I'm being really good at not getting into any hot tub all season long and John looks like why settle down when you can Have them all like he's such a goofy guy who just happens to be tall like yeah I know that it must be hard to be that tall sometimes but really how blessed can you be like everyone will fuck you even with that goofy face Yeah, but also like when he's like why I have one when you can have them all I Don't really see him having any of them to be honest. I feel like they all are like you with John Luke Yeah, they're trying to make something with Danny happen, but I don't think it's happening. No, I don't think so at all.

So don't listen to him. Colin gives the worst advice. Eva. Colin's like, I give you good advice. You just didn't listen. I need to call me my next time for advice. Yeah, he carries like, yeah, Colin gives the best advice. I wonder where it comes from.

Well, if you just ask me about my love life, maybe I can show some context of where I get these opinions. Oh, that's funny. Anyway, Jay, what's going on with you? So Sidney and Natasha are talking at the bar and just added nowhere. Sidney goes, so does everyone think that Gary and I flop together? And she's like, what? No, no, no, we does everyone think that Gary and I slept together?

And she's like, what? No, no, no, we just know that you kissed and that's all. But just like no one wants to talk about it. Sydney come on. I feel bad for Sydney and I don't feel bad at all for Sydney. Okay. I'll have you think any clearer than this is just a one nice stab. That's it. Yeah. Like he could not have been clear, Sydney, please stop, you're making me cringe. I feel bad for her because, you know, he is the superior in this situation, and he shouldn't have done it, and it's like that's not,

that's, even if she was giving signals that she was totally wanted or whatever, it's really not fair to her because it's gonna mess with her work and he is the person, the position of power and I don't think that's very cool at all. And then I also, but then I do feel bad for her also because he's such a fuck boy and so his whole thing is that he now is basically being super cold

and distant to her, which is making her crazy and then she's gonna act crazy. And then he's gonna be like, oh look at her, she's crazy which is why I don't want to be with her but on the other hand I don't feel bad for her because he's obviously a fuckboy I was like it was so clear and it's like why do you like why why like why do you get involved with a fuckboy you know but I think we both in the way I'm on her so Gary's like well me mom brought me up, you know, so she

was me moment me dad. Okay. So if you're in if you mom ain't too dead with it together, would they be fucking right? Go on, come on. I was a little disappointed. You know, we made it like three episodes before we got the cliche backstory. And I really thought, oh, no, no, no, no, actually, no, no, we, I think we believe that Colin is the one who has a child in Florida, right? Like that has not come to the like, but yeah, so yeah, Gary has the very predictable, you know, what's her called? What's his name again? The Jawao storyline of like, growing up, I only had my mom. So it was just, she was my mother

and my father. That's what it was Which is by the way seems to always be the backstory for like all the fuck boys. I don't know. Yeah Yeah, there's like a common thread for sure So Gary calls his mom and he's like oh mom I'm asking for advice I ended up kissing me dick in the everyday and she's like It's long cuz you don't pay with papers people's emotions and just be straight up with them son okay god it I'll play with her emotions and not be straight up with her that's what you're saying no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no I hear what I got to say. Why don't you try kissing your left hand instead? No mom. I said dickhand not my dickhand

So the girls come out some of the girls come out and see that he's talking and Natasha's like Hello, mom. I use the wallies kiss the in And then everyone cracks up. He's like all right got to go mom got to go So Jerry is asking Ali. So now he's flirting with Ali. He's like, so you've got siblings, three sisters, no brothers, only girls, huh? Certainly Paul Dad is the born of the children, Paul. And Sidney, so this is always the punishment for the girl who hooks up with the fuckboy, right? Because when you hook up with a fuckboy, they then gaslight you into being the crazy one.

And then the producers jump on board with that because then they also contribute. Because then they just keep doing closeups of Sydney looking jealous and crazy. Like, why is he talking to me? Why is he talking to me? It's just like every two seconds. Just Sydney's face, just looking over at Ali and Gary. Yeah. And this is what I wrote down for the dialogue between Gary and Ali, okay? Gary. Ha ha ha. Ali. Ha ha ha ha. Gary. Ha ha ha ha. Ali. Ha ha ha ha. Gary. Ha ha ha. That's pretty much what it was. That was their flirty. That was their flirty

banter. So Collins, like Gary, you haven't another drink flirty. That was there flirty badger. So Collins like Gary You haven't another drink, bro. He's like, yeah, just a few more. It's no longer a school night Yeah, and then he's like at one point and at one point he goes you know, I'm way more fun when I'm drunk and then Sydney finally can't control it anymore It's because we know So allie's like well, we said when you saw us mess with a girl crew. She's like, well, yeah, I'll get along with females. You know, most of my friends are females. And she's like, yeah, most of my friends are males. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. And he goes, oh my God, that's a liiiiries.

It would like objectively was not hilarious. It's also like I also again, I feel like the sign of a fuck boy is that they always brag about how many female friends they have because they like to be like, say that they're sensitive, right? So so now, so now with like afterwards and Jean-Luc just like crashes into a GoPro drunkenly and Allie and Sydney are drinking fancy water by the bar and they're talking about Gary and everything And Sydney's just talking about how he's been so standoff-ish and so Allie's like, so do you love him or anything like that? And she's like, I mean, I don't want to, but you know, you sort of can't help it. That tangle of hair, that potential for personality,

his standoffish awkwardness all day long. God, there's so much to love about him. All that foundation, I mean, just so hot. And Ellie's like, well, you've learned so to everyone. I know any of that. It's me to give mad at me. And she's like, well, you've learned so to everyone. And when you've learned, it's me to give mad at me. And she's like, well, no, because like I'm a 30 person as well. So I mean, as long as it's like normal flirting, yeah, just like for well, then yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. Yeah, you just made that. You don't, yeah, she's mad, but you also don't, you're not in the position where you get to just like claim him. Okay, this party that you guys had,

the last time you party didn't hook to up, he literally was flirting with every single person there. Okay, you were just the, I guess sticky button that was still on the lazy shoes and the thing of the night. Okay. Sorry, that sticky button was on it for a long time, and it was the end of the night. Like no one cleared it after breakfast service.

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Colin's like really new idea to boys you not to shag Sydney on the first night. You know what I'm saying So who do you reckon's the hottest one now just keeping tabs? You know what I'm saying? Just give me anything give me a morsel Gary still denying it. He says no, I didn't know couple there little kisses nothing And then we see Daisy and Natasha changing into suits and Daisy goes oh my god hot suit. She goes. I know And then she goes running. I don't even know why the genius. I don't even know what the genius So they're all doing shots at the bar and then it just cuts to Glennon bed, you know, sucking on his little inhaler. So Colin is not getting in the hot tub out of respect for his girlfriend because he's like, I mean, how would she fail if she sold a bunch of photos of me in a hot tub with hot women, you know, my girlfriend.

Who I am. Anyone doing on this channel? Yeah, anyone want to talk about my girlfriend? Anyone's all want to ask me about me, you know? I feel bad for you girls because I'm spoken for with a girlfriend. Anyone? Anyone? Anyone?

Anyone want to get to find out about my backstory about girlfriend? Nope. We haven't even gotten to my boy in Florida. No one even cares about that, do they? He's like, I feel bad for you because I'm spoken for Jean-Luc gets too drunk and you've only got Gary left and he wears too much makeup. I mean, look at the guy. What does he feel is dill-er? And he goes, he goes, oh, oh, and he's like, and Daisy goes, and Gary fucks anything

that moves in my right ladies. And that just cuts the Sydney's face like, ooh. And Daisy says, he'll fuck anyone but me. And he's like, oh come on, she'll eat true though. So truth or dare time, who started this? This is calling. I don't know, probably. It's like truth or dare.

Okay, truth to me, is it true you have a girlfriend? Well, it's funny that you asked that. It's like truth or dare okay truth to me is a true you have a girlfriend well It's funny that you asked that me Well me no now I can't answer that me I can't answer that stop asking that question me okay I'll tell you I have no one's oh no one's even here anymore So Dave goes first and she's like I dare you to do a little damn scary. No, I'll get you. Check your penis. Oh, yeah, look at him doing it. Go get her. Shack up at us. Go get her.

Shack up at us. Cut to Sydney looking all mad. So now, Jean Luke, who, who out? Oh, Ali, there's Jean Luke to kiss Sydney. Oh, oh, Oh, no, no, no, no, no, Ali kiss Sydney. Mm-hmm. Uh-oh. Oh, no, no. I thought it was Ali. No, no.

Ali kiss Sydney. Because Ali and they have a girl and girl kiss. And then Gary is like, Oh, it makes your dick go bam bruh. And then Danny is like, Go bam. Yeah. So the Danny is like,

All right, I have a question that's inspired by Colin. So, JL, who do you fancy? And he's like, he's basically like Danny. I don't know if Danny asked that to be honest, I don't know. I don't know, there's too many names that went so bad. Yeah, basically, it's, he's like Danny now. And Danny's like, what has my life come to? I'm 32 playing a middle school game with a 24 year old.

What WTF, okay? But, you know, they have like an innocent little make out. Well, you know who dared them? It was Colin. Colin dared them. Of course it was Colin. Yes, of course, yes. It's like, I dare you to kiss jail the way I kiss my girlfriend.

Can you believe it everyone? I have a girlfriend. So Sidney goes down to get another drink and she's at the bar with, oh, they're all doing, oh, she's getting drinks and then she spills all the shits over the bar. There's a lot of up and down. There's a lot of up and down.

Cause Daisy's making a gin and tonic. She's like, I'm gonna make a gin and tonic. Like, thanks, okay. And then Sydney spills lemon cello shots, and then Allie, and then there's like a shot of like Allie saying something about ginger beer. She's like, I really love a ginger beer. I love a ginger beer, I love ginger beer.

I mean, what was I having a ginger beer? I love ginger beer. But Gary's there and Sydney's there looking all shots spilly. I mean, I don't know what that look is But that's what I wrote and so Alex like he's like And then Gary follows her and he's like I'll just want to cuddle more than anything else And then Sydney that then sorry. Oh, no go ahead. I have no idea. I'm just, I'm just reading like a pile of words here. Yeah, no, because then Sydney goes,

I'm just like so confused. I mean, Gary's very flirty and like, it's fine. Like, do what you want to do. Like, I'm like, whatever, I'm like, whatever. Like Sydney, stop trying to be the cool girl here. You're bothered and it's okay and you should be bothered. But like, stop trying to be the cool girl while simultaneously saying that you're, I mean stop trying to be the cool girl while simultaneously saying that

you're, I mean, she should be good. She's like, he's flirting, he's like trying to bone this other girl right in front of you. You have some self respect. Yes, detatch. Okay. Just. Yes.

Please. So she goes up to him at the bar after Allie's, I guess Allie's still there and she's like, oh, hello Gary. And he's like, oh, hello Gary. And he's like, oh, yeah. She's listening in. She's listening in, Cassidney, Sidney, I'm sorry, Allie and Gary are like flirting by the bar and Sidney's just like listening in.

And then she decides to interrupt and he's like, oh, God, so Allie is like, she's like, come on. And she just goes off to bed. Cause she knows that Sidney obviously still likes Gary. So she's gone. And so now Gary is stuck with Sydney and she's like, okay. Are you okay? He's like, yeah, I'm okay, but he's like literally rubbing his eyes out of the socket He's so frustrated. So yeah, I'm okay

So everyone starts going to bed and Gary announces he's going for a gig before bed and Sydney's like well good because we actually Need to have an actual chat. He's like, ah, fuck me. Yeah. So she's like, so she's like, uh, we're friends, yeah, but, but I like you. And he goes, uh, well, I'm not really that nice of a goal. So then she tries to like hug him and she tries to kiss him. And it's like awkward because we're seeing her throw herself at him. And we just know she can do so much better. And she's so good. She wins, she goes, we're friends, right?

But I like you and he goes, no. Oh. Oh. I have a question. Do you have three sisters in your family? Well, I've got a sister and a brother. Oh, no, sorry. Sorry.

Not as attractive as Ali. Yeah. So he goes, you know what, you can't just do that and then make everything bitter, I'm sorry. Like they're in a fight or something, and she goes, actually, usually I can, because I'm going to bed. So she's like, you want to come to mine and he goes, no, I don't do something.

So Gary goes into his room, we're comments there, and he's like, every time I try to do something she's oh is there I'm like well, maybe stop trying to do stuff with your own crew. How about that? It'll stop watching you knocks on the door. It's like what wanna cuddle? Oh God, so she jumps into his butt. It was bad So Colin is just rolling his eyes and texting They still haven't asked me anything about you, babe, but I'll try again tomorrow. You just hear like, oh, sorry, is my texting annoying everyone? Is it annoying you that I'm texting my girlfriend? Wow, what a relationship we have. Is anyone asked me about my girlfriend? No,

Gary tells Sydney goes, we're not doing anything okay. She goes, I want to talk to you. We're not doing anything okay. She goes, um, I want to talk to you. They're only fall asleep. So, uh, she goes to her cabin later. And in the morning, everybody's waking up and cleaning, cleaning, a John Lucas stuck, cleaning everything. And Gary's telling Colin, yeah, she said, you want me to go back to the bed? And I said, yeah, I guess, yeah, she's, she thinks she's in with your bro. You made your bed. And now you got to sleep in it Bro, the bed is unmade I have to tell you so many times I'll leave my bed on me to the morning and my girlfriends like

Call in please make the bed. It can't just be me doing it all the time. Oh, man So many funny little fights that we have in our relationship I'm sorry what you saying I was trimming my bowl hair So Gary sees Sid me and he's like all right I think we need to have a chat about what happened. I mean listen I put myself in the situation and you did too. She goes yeah, well I'd like you and I think you're a really cool person and he's like Yeah, you too, but we can't kiss on carry on kissing stuff

Right, and she goes well that's unfortunate and he's like yeah Well, I didn't want to hit you feelings, but I just want to be friends because of course I know I'm not here to destroy your life for anything. He's like well, you couldn't do that Even if you want to do it. Is that a challenge? life for anything and he's like, well, you couldn't do that even if you wanted to do, which is not a challenge. I was like, oh, there's some red flags. Not just talking about what's happening with the waves.

Like, this is not good. I mean, he should have had this talk honestly the next day, right? Like, he should have just nipped this in the bud rather than being silent to her and like, probably making her feel crazy, which probably actually made her want to like jump his bones even more. He should have just been like, look, that was fun.

In retrospect, she's not done it. Let's just be professional from now on. And you know, let's not do this anymore. So he's like, let's just keep it PG and she goes, well, too late for that. And then she cries to us. And she's like, I mean, if a boy is gonna like me, then he will. And if not, then he won't.

And that's fine. So then, but she's, but she's, I, I hate this too, when people try to act like they're just like, I'm phased. Like, yeah, no, it's fine. It doesn't like me, doesn't like me. That's fine. I'm like, oh, it's not gonna be fine.

Don't lie to us. It's not gonna be fine. So preference sheet meeting, Barry, do you drew Druid Barlow. I love that. I love that. I love that. They love Diet Coke.

Yeah. Boom Chairs. Okay, so let me pull up his thing. Okay, his little headshot. Barry Druid Barlow, primary charter cast, charter summary. Barry and his ex-husband, Tony, have been in the limelight for over 20 years since becoming the UK's first same sex couple

to use a surrogate to have children. They now have five children together and have built a multi-million dollar clinical research company. Although the two are divorced, they are still the best of friends and live together with five children, their respective boyfriends,

and all of whom will be joining them on this trip. Safran and Aspen are twins. Barry's oldest children, Orlando, who turns 17 is the next oldest. Jasper and Dallas and Barry and Tony's 10-year-old twin boys, also joining is Tony's boyfriend, Brent and Barry's boyfriend, Scott, who are also 16 years old. Disaster. I mean, first of all, four out of the five children are named after cities, so that always feels like

it's gonna be a problem. And no one named Safron is gonna be treated well. I know this from punching, absolutely fabulous. I mean, the girl was just fucked. Yeah, she really is fucked in this situation. She really is. So I already was cringing because when they say they've been in the limelight for 20 years because they're the first,

you know, same sex couple to go through Sargacy in the UK, I'm like, that means you were in the news for like a week, 20 years ago. You have not been in the limelight all this time. I could be wrong. I haven't done the research because I'm a podcaster and I'm not thorough. But like, something tells me like, just because you say you're in the limelight and you tell everyone all the time that, oh, we're in the limelight does not actually mean that you're in the limelight. I guarantee you most people have never heard of this duo.

Oh my gosh. So, Barry, warning, Barry would like to spend time with the chef to figure out what they're going to like and what they're not going to like. They'd also like drag dancing. And Barry would like to propose to his boyfriend in a private moment. Yeah, I love that. A private moment on a yacht on a TV show. Sure, sure. Yeah, private moment. So the big thing is that there are nine people, and so they have to figure out those arrangements, and they're not even sure how that's going to work. And then all of a sudden, everything gets very, very sad, because then Ali gets a text from her family about her grandfather, Pa, and he passed away. And so we have a very sad, you know, seeing where she is getting the news and she's talking about her, her pond, how he developed dementia and how it actually softened

the relationship between her father and his father. And, um, and she wants to go home, but she can't. So it's very sad. It's very sad. Yeah, it is. And she's telling Daisy and Daisy's like, oh, last, you've gotten a shock. It'll take a day or two for you to finish vacuuming one goddamn room eggs or settle down the sort of mean just give it some time. Yeah. To on some chocolate.

So so now it's the evening and Gary and Sydney are sitting next to each other and Sydney is like you're being very quiet I'm not used to you being so quiet you need a hug it's like I think that Sydney is the kind of girl who doesn't really take a hint, you know I don't want to be that guy, but I think I think I friend zone to is that not good enough? Like nope, it's not it's not Maybe I mean it's a tube. It's just not there into you so then to you. So then it's the next warning and everyone's getting ready and Colin comes up behind Gary and I come to him and he's like, what's it like being the main brew? He's like, you

know this remind this sort of playful moment in the morning reminds me of those mornings down on the boat fixing it up having fun with the boat my girlfriend. God my life is so interesting it's I'm like an open book you know I'm an open book if anyone wants to ask any questions anyone. So everybody's changing and Daisy's talking to Ali about grieving and Alice said thanks Daisy I think I'm gonna put on fresh underwear cause that always makes me feel good. Okay. All right, we'll see you in about 45 minutes cause I know you do everything slowly.

So then, so now it's a soon, now it's time for a soon meeting and which is like fine, nothing happens. And then it's cleaning and provisions and then Gary and Colin have another bro moment where Gary's like, oh, trash carrying trash didn't see that every day. So then this family arrives and they all start walking down the, you know, the dock like bad

asses and they're all wearing like shiny tux jackets and no one will smile. Like strange tuxedo jackets that you find on like search result, like search page result eight out of 200 on Amazon. If you look for like novelty shiny jacket, like shiny sparkly, terrible jackets. And everyone's blazer, everyone's lapels are popped. And they all have the same hairstyle. Like anyone who is applicable to have the hairstyle has the same hairstyle.

And they just are like marching forward. I'm like, oh god. I, this is a living nightmare for all of the globe. has the same hairstyle and they just are like marching forward and like oh God I this is a living nightmare for all of the globe and of course the two it's like two old queens with two young As Little Boyfriends of course, you know, yes, gay or straight men are man. Okay. Yes That's exactly right. So this group got a couple of teenagers on their own That's exactly right. So this group got a couple of teenagers on their arm. They are, I mean, they are strut, they look like they just all graduated from Magician Academy

or something like that. Like they are just strutting to this boat. And they're kind of like Mama D's on to us. Do you remember that? Oh, yeah. And our show Mama D came to a Dallas show we did from Real Housewives of Dallas, and she showed up with her gaze. And they were were all so sweet and they all look just like this.

They were all wearing them like shiny, shiny tux jackets. Yeah. They're the ones keeping those shiny tux jackets and business. Like if you ever wonder like who buys those? I do for the crappy awards every year. Yeah. But that was like, but you buy it as like a joke. You buy it as like, as like to be hilarious. And they're like, all right, everyone, we're gonna be on television. All right. So since we all people who are used to being in the line lot,

let's get something that's appropriate for the line lot. Okay, fashion of the shiny blazes. Okay, lapels up. So they're given the tour of the boat and Barry, who's like the main one, is like, we haven't shared a bed cream for 10 years, happy, and then his new little guy is like, I thought bed to law really loud. Oh, the guy he thoughts really loud. Oh, oh. Oh my God.

I actually had some trouble in the beginning trying to figure out which were the sons and which were the boyfriends. And I'm not even trying to be funny. Like I was like, oh, I was like, you have a art children. I was like, I was like, what?

I know I was like, oh look, it's like a multi-cultural, they like have a multi-cultural adopted family or whatever. And I was like, oh, wait, no, that's not a son, that's a boyfriend, okay. So, Jean-Luc is like, well, just let me know if you need anything else.

And he's like, oh, I'll let you know. We're gonna call him daddy long legs. Oh, all right, boys, let's get some shorts on. And you, what have you brought condoms for? We haven't used condoms for five years I suppose you'd never know do you. I was like images we don't need and then and then we cut to like a close-up of this guy Brent and he's just like scarring down the food which is what I would do too but he's just like I'm like have they not fed their boyfriends?

Like this poor guy is like, he's like, that guy. He seems like a new, I think he's probably, if I had to guess, I would guess he's the new or boyfriend because he's just not used to being around all this money. It's like everything he sees, he's like, I'm gonna scarf down everything

that passes the food, the drinks, like he's fallen drunk within five minutes. He's a new hire. Yeah, he hasn't, like, yeah, he hasn't been around the wealth for a while. He just like, they recruited him right before the trip, basically. So Natsasha comes out to talk to them as she was instructed to do. And she's like, all right, so I was thinking of doing things family style, you know, because there's so many people who will put things

out, this family style, and he's like, um, a buffet is what you're saying. All right, first of all, we will not have a buffet. That will not work for me. Okay, family style and buffet are two different things, first of all, you idiots, two different things, okay? I mean, for crying out loud. Yeah, and she's like, well, you know, she gets defensive

and she goes, oh, well, I don't mind plating things. I mean, I'm a three star Michelin chef. Okay, would you like sticks? And he's like, and he's going to serve the me as two S because daddy long legs would be great. Oh, call him daddy long legs, tell your are word Do you know what they call me back in London? Stumpy marshmallow

So Yeah, so yeah, so basically Yeah, so that he requests daddy long legs to serve and And so now this is like a whole tizzy because there's actually not a lot of time because they still have lunch to do and or it's just like like three hours still dinner and just to do them all like a whole plated thing right. So and it's also four men and four growing boys. So Natasha is nervous. So let's say so they're getting ready to sail and this bread guy is just falling all over the place, ordering drinks every time anybody passes him. Yeah.

And he goes, the boat starts going and goes, oh, you have fuck this son. I'm black enough. This walks back inside. And then since they're sailing, you know, they're now like the shows gone to Agnol. And, you know, when those sales come out, it's time for the show's biggest, biggest co-star. The cutting board. Going once again for the plunge of death. Like, I can't take it anymore. I'm jumping out of the cupboard, everyone.

I'm coming out. Yes, everyone's filing cabinets, opening and closing, cutting boards of falling. And we know all this is happening because the Zina Warrior Princess music is playing. like whenever she would ride into town to take on an Like you just went to Agnal relax. So glad it's like interior galley We're gonna be tacking over right now and days just goes. Oh, yeah, fucking kid and man And then we're sliding all over and Fred's like, is it the alcohol or the boat? And both the hose are on the ground.

Both of them are on the ground. Oh, it's down. Pimps up, hose down. That's how the hose downed back, right? So one just slides down and puts his butt right into Gary's head. Yeah, there's a lot of them all around. And Natasha is saying how she doesn't really like to cook when the boat is diagonal because it's dangerous, you know, but she only has three hours.

So she's just like boiling pasta on a diagonal. It's very stressful. It's a stressful thing to look at, you know? And so then, of course, these are the guests that want everything all at once. Like, Barry's like, oh, I think I'll have one of those shandis also, please. I'll have a shandi.

And then Brent wants a vodka and coke. I mean, basically what you're saying, like they just, for people who claim to ordering. Yeah, nonstop. Yes, so then the sales are down now, okay? So Dave's is like, Oh Gary, is it possible to get some help in interior?

We've got Dishy-C for you. Where with these crazy's? And he's like, yeah, yeah, you know what? But I just want you to tell this Dishy-C so fuck them. But that's it. Or I, this is the one time thing. Bravo, by the way. Bravo tried to make this into a drama

because they're like coming up. Gara, cut your head from the Ontario. We got dishes everywhere. And they just show his face just being like, stillic. But then when we get to it, it's like, come to help, Gara. He's like, okay, okay. Yeah. So we're with the family and poor Safron. I mean, poor Safron, whose face looks like she's just been stung by a thousand bees in all the wrong places. It's like you don't need five pillows. Give that just spa. Like no one will even let her have a pillow. Like this

is like the saddest girl who's been on here in a long time. I think they don't even realize she's there. Safron. Safron. And after our delicate spots. So Daisy comes up and she's like just wanted to check on your meat or I'd say you wanted made him read and he's like yes, but all have garlic Mashed potatoes and the ones like when I'll have fries and once like I want regular mashed potatoes Almost like odd luck cheesy mashed potato. So like when did these people get the idea that they all have mass potato options? I know that's what I was saying. That's not a option, okay?

You manage your expectations and you say, oh, would you like me to bring you some cheese and butter on the side? That's it. You don't put in 10 different mass potato orders. Yeah, this is not the sizzler, okay? Like Daisy was just asking for temperatures, you know. I mean, I think if anything what she really should have done was, I actually think she should have gone the temperature check

when they sat down and served the apps, right? Because theoretically, the stakes don't take a huge amount of time, right? So, like, asking for the temperatures so early on, almost suggests that they have any sort of agency over what's being served, right? But if it's like already the wheels are in motion, she could just be like, all right, tonight, you'll be having steak and mashed potatoes

and this and that and how would you like your steak? Like, I don't know, I just feel like she did not manage their expectations very well. Yeah, so really mad. Of course Natashaasius. I'm not some Hindu god with 8 hands. This isn't same. What the hell are you trying to do to make me brawl?

I also love the way Safran ordered her her steak. By the way, she's like, I'm Safran. How do I want your steak? And she's like, medium or please. It was like the most saffron. Like it's like, if I had never seen her talk, I would imagine she talked exactly

where she did talk. All I have to be a medium or so please. So Daisy and Gary, she's like, I'm so intrigued to Google these people. Oh my God, a married man have fell in love with his daughter's boyfriend half his age

Well, that's we find out the fucking Barry stole his daughter's store saffron's boyfriend How does yeah, that's that is so bad that is So bad It is really as he's so young. He's your daughter's boyfriend. You are so gross. Same on you Shame on you and Sapphire already gets you know She gets shot on enough in this family. You know she gets shot on just the only girl in this group of like of nine boys There's like always like dumping buckets of cold water on her head. Yes by accident They're like oh, don't wear it's just on Sappron. She doesn't care. She actually likes a little bit

Yeah, you know that they made her do the ice bucket challenge, but nobody else did they just all stood around on Instagram You know laughing at her while she didn't they probably tell her it happens every week all right saffron We're doing the ice bucket challenge again. Okay, the internet voted they want you to do it. They love you when they do it saffron, I don't want to do the ice bucket challenge again, dad. You have to do it saffron Yeah, lucky for my date got with me ex boyfriend. What a bin bog when they do it. Safron, I don't want to do the whole book of church again, dad. You have to do it, Safron. Yeah, lucky for me. I did go with me. It's boyfriend.

What's it been, Bog? So then they're setting up for dinner and let it go, Colin. It's like, I didn't even mention my wife. No, the line, Colin, but the line, Joe. All right, done. And Barry is like doting on his kids. Like hairspraying them. Again, they just all have the same hair. They Barry is like doting on his kids, like hair spraying them. Again, they just all have the same haircut.

And they all on like these vests. He's like, he dresses them. Oh, he's just like a terror. You know he's a terror. He micromanages every part of their lives. I just feel so bad for those kids. So they start gathering in the salon. And he's like, my expectations are so high.

We did say seven, didn't we? It's seven, 15 now. Well, you also gave them nine different orders of mashed potatoes, you're fuck. Okay. Yeah, that's not an easy thing to do. I mean, yeah, although that being said, I don't know why it was so slow because I'm assuming you just make one big bad of mashed potatoes, then divide up the ones that are garlic. Stir them, yeah, stir other things in them, I would imagine. And then you just have to make steaks, you know? So it is a little crazy that it takes so long,

but still, it's, I still blame them. So, so anyway, so they bring out, JL comes out with some muscles, like the actual, like the shellfish. And he has a, he has like a bowl, a big with some muscles, like the actual, like the shellfish. And he has a, he has like a bowl, a big bowl of muscles and he's like serving them. And he brings them, actually, no, it's Danny. So Danny brings this bowl of muscles.

I don't know. Doesn't matter who brings them out. It doesn't matter. Two big bowls of muscles come out and Barry goes, oh, that looks like it should be my portion. Not everyone. I'm serious. Are you laughing at me?

Are you laughing at me? Are you laughing at me?" And she goes back inside and he's like, was she having a fucking laugh? Seriously? This is my portion. See, this is great actually because it just proves the world that Americans are not the only ones who are disasters in fancy locations. Yeah, we're not the only asshole. Oh my god. Now, here's the thing. I always, I'm sort of like Barry, I kind of want the whole bowl of muscles to myself,

but I'm also self-aware, like I'm not also a monster. Okay, I would just take a few for myself, and then move on, because I'm out of yaw and trying to be refined, and not trying to be like a monster during a refined stick dinner. Well, Barry said he would have that on his own.

And Natasha was like, nobody better fuck with me today. Well, she obviously didn't notice the size of me when I walked on the shit for fuck's say. What do you mean she didn't notice the size of you? Got like a bowl of muscles and a steak and potatoes and dessert? I know I know it was the size of you And then the trick is like I hate muscles and even I'm just a point and

Of course, yeah, very like I wish she got these fast, but she have a microwave or something Okay, so now your math that you got them fast something. Okay, so now your mad that you got them fast. They're trying to keep up with dishes and all this and Daisy goes into the mess where the deck crew is sitting and she's like, listen, Jean-Luc, you wash these bowls please and bring them up to the guests then and he's like, you need them like right now and the guys will start laughing. Well, but what we made it so annoying is that he actually was like, hey, Jay-Z, I'm ready when you need me. She's like, okay, I've been watching the balls.

He goes, right now. It's like, well, then what, don't say, don't say you're ready and then be like, right now. Don't do that, Jean-Luc. So Jay-Z goes to complain to Danny. She's like, I'm a wrong to be in the world that they're not helping more. She's like, I think they need more direction. Like they're not helping more. She's like, ah, I think they need more direction

Like Gary should be telling them you know health more like, oh just chicken. It's not just me Yeah, so so now Jean-Louis brings out bulls for the shells and barriers like Well, have you been hard on you? You look like you've been working out. Hmm. I'm like, are you really gonna like Harden you you look like you've been working out. Hmm. I'm like, are you really gonna like Flirt with this guy in front of your boyfriend in front like and also like in front of all your family and in front of poor Safron Safrons over there ahead in the bowl be like I know Safron was probably like well, maybe it's not all going my way today But at least have a chance of love again with the total leg that's Gordon ever mind

All right, everyone I just want to remind everyone that when you're done with your muscles today but at least have a chance of love again with the total leg. Oh, that's Gordon. Never mind. All right, everyone. I just want to remind everyone that when you're done with your muscles, just throw them at Safran. Okay, she loves it. She loves it. We've already got our discord ball. I just called ball. We call it Sephron. All right, Sephron, open up. So John Luke is like, um, so everything's going good. He's like, we're really good. Thank you. It goes, okay, well, I'll see you soon. Oh, I hope so. Yeah, set up Barry, throw Barry overboard. I'm done with Barry. Congrats on the adopting the fucking having a surrogate. Okay, now get the fuck out of here. Seriously, he's actually like a fopish vampire, which I guess is a vampire.

So then, and the galley, now they're like trying to do this, like this like SAT level, you know, problem, where they're trying to like connect mashed potato, like different types of mashed potatoes and different types of french fries with different steaks of different heats and also like a chicken breast, they're just trying to connect them all there and just like it's pure madness so they're trying to connect everything.

Safron actually gets hers relatively early which probably is what pissed off Barry the most that Safron got hers first. You know, and she's like, what's gonna be gone before I fall in houses? Shut up Safron, you're not allowed to talk yet. I'm gonna be just all sit there and stare at Safron eating and her poor face is just like a deer caught in the headlines just because that's how it is. I don't know how she was feeling, but my god leave the girl alone because you know that they're sitting there with injectables and shit on, but that's to make an effort to make Safronone look a little better tonight. Alright Sephy,

daddy's got a shot for you. Please study number! Sephrone, you better be quiet otherwise I'll be a steered that stick the way I stole your boyfriend. So Gary is doing so. Oh Gary is talking to and he she's like what's up Gary? He's like oh when I just went to laundry to see my friends there, but she's here instead And then he cuts to Sydney sleeping with her eye cover thing on and she's just like reaching around for her phone In the dark and they're like I know although it was kind funny. She was sort of acting like she was trapped in an elevator She's like doing some mime action over there looking for her phone so then

Yeah, so then they're they're just waiting and Brent's like, why does alcohol make you so hungry? So finally at 810 Scott gets his and Brent rent gets his and then Barry pulls over Danny's like Just for the future we can't eat like this. You know what I'm saying all of us sitting here watching that monster over there Shouveling meat into her mouth quite saffron I spoke a challenge to mouth for you We have to have the food all together so we can eat all at the same time I don't want to see my daughter finish her food. I don't even want to see my daughter at all to be honest, but she's here. What can you do? You know, I'm sitting here eating while they're not eating and then he's eating and then he's not eating and then she's over there eating and then we're not like we get it buried. Okay.

I mean, actually, I think that Barry is correct. Like the food should come out all at the same time. But he's just so awful that I'm still on Natasha's side. Yeah, me too. Well, that brings us to the end of a below deck. Poor Safron. Poor Safron. Maybe Safron and Colin can have like a moment where they connect just overlooked. And he's got a wife tell me all about her.

What are her hobbies? What's your most romantic moment together? Have you thought of babies? Now have you ever thought of dating one of your babies, boyfriends? Oh good for you. Congratulations. Oh god, they got me with the bucket again. All right everybody, thanks for being with us. We will talk to you next time. Shhh, cold! Think I'll move the bucket again. Hahaha. Alright, everybody. Thanks for being with us. We will talk to you next time. Yeah, bye everyone. Talk to you in Maniana.

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