Watch What Crappens - Below Deck Sailing: And the (Dead)beat Goes On

Episode Date: June 23, 2021

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So here we are with the second part of this below deck reunion. Yes, so where we left off was basically Gary consoling Sydney in this weird way by saying well, you know, well I mean you had feelings for me and I didn't have feelings for you because you're I mean like who would have feelings for basically some pit moss, you know I'm saying but I didn't have feelings for you and I have feelings for Ali and she of course didn't like me She hated me. I didn't want to quote it with me. I was so that's where it was That's not easy for you to say it was really high for me, Gary. You know I had feelings for you, it's not bad to say.

You know I'm a student, I'm the victim of this reunion. I am. It's like when I know it's true, but I thought more for you than you did for me. Aurora, I'm just going to change my- Hey, you've actually got cornrows now. Nice air James Gary. Nice air James. I just want to say that I was trying to do the right thing.

And I was the only one who was trying to do the wrong thing because no one else had any respect in the situation except for me. I was the only one who had any respect, Which is why when I chose to kiss Gary in front of Sydney I looked at her and smiled and pointed at each of our lips and said you wish you had this because I was respecting her Well, you kept asking if she's okay and she said she doesn't care and you were honestly worried about a feelings honestly Word you were honestly word about a feelings, honestly worried, you were honestly worried, I saw it, I saw it. So yeah, and obviously she was not okay, and I was trying to make sure she wasn't hurt anyone

because I'm a human being and all have compassion and be all have compassion. Well, Ali, did you break Girl Code for hooking up with Gary and Sydney's face? I mean, why not wait until the season was over? She's, I think I'll have my reasons. Respect for reasons, because I'm your one who knows what respect and morality. But I don't think I broke Girl Code.

Let's ask Sydney, Sydney, if I don't widen my break girl, cause Sydney has the raise on Sydney. Why did not break girl code? Meanwhile, Sydney looks like she has been hit on the head, thrown in a dryer, pulled back out and have the sprinklers turned on her. I mean, the poor girl. So Sydney's like, well, I'm not sure. All I know is that things I said were like not indicative of who I am. And I feel really upset about how I portrayed

myself and I was like rejected and I was jealous and I had feeling from I'm like I know everybody does it but like everyone's insecure and like I know it's not an excuse for what I said but I guess that she's mad that I said something to her I don't know what about girl code. And I was like, oh, that's not it. Somebody is there a production assistant there to walk in an electrocute. See, she doesn't look miserable enough. Somebody got electrocute. See me. Thank you. It's it. It's like, you know, everyone has those feelings and everyone gets jealous and everyone has insecurities. And I felt that and it's not an excuse for what I said But I thought those things and I lashed out I lashed out and I hate myself for it at the only thing I could think of

That's breaking code. That's the only thing I could bring good at. I'm so So sorry no wrong answer It's less it's less than that You know, that's not it. was looking for. It's worse, it's worse than that. You know, that's not the, I don't know why everyone's just fleeting over the fact that Gary had a girlfriend when Sydney's left with him. There, I said it. I did everything I did. I could do to be respectful, but at the end of the day you get nothing for nothing.

When you sleep with someone, when they're in a relationship at 4, you're being able to treat me like the way you did. And I'm so hurt, Sydney. And I've got 10, Paul and 10. OK, first of all, is Sydney the only person who knew he was in a relationship? Because then why do you get off for? Yeah, I was a Gary and stuff.

But he was in a relationship. I didn't understand this logic at all. So she's saying that Sydney has no right to pull the girl code card because Gary, since she already slept with Gary, she already broke some other girls girl code, who didn't even know, which so she's not actually even breaking

girl code in the same way. And so she's saying that Sydney should be held that standard, but not Ali. Yeah. Like it literally makes no sense. And then she's like, I've got to hear an apology for you. It's like, she literally just said, I'm sorry for lashing out, you know.

So then, and so then she says, if I only had about how you've looked on TV, I'm like, it's coming from the girl who spent the entire season saying, I just wanted to do the wrong, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I's like, Sidney, um, there is a horse standing on your weave. Can someone help the horse off of her? Okay, hit me. Are you all right there? I'm fine, Andy.

All right. Well, do you feel that you owe Ali an apology? And she's like, of course. I mean, I think I just gave an apology, but, um, you know, I haven't reached out because like I'm dealing with personal trauma realizing who I am and like how to navigate that. And I haven't known how to reach out. She's having trauma because she's been traumatized by the internet after being on the show. Yeah. It's what she's what she's saying. And all she's doing is coming on here and saying,

sorry, and not blaming anybody, not blaming Gary for taking advantage. I mean, she could have played with so many different ways, you know. And really, she's coming on and she's being pretty cool about it. I think like she's, she's just basically giving up to everybody's fight. And they just keep going. It's like on the show when she's like, fine, just flirt with him. I don't care. And Ellie's like, no, Gary, you come over here and you tell her right now from everyone. Yeah. I don't like you. I just

like, it's like, oh my God, you guys, how many times does this girl need to get kicked in the head? Just let her be. I know. And Ali has been the biggest victim all season long. Like the time when she woke up, I mean, I hate to say something in JL's defense, but like the time when she woke up JL and he's like, God, fuck off, I'm trying to sleep. And then she's like, I didn't like the way you said, fuck off to me. That was really magic. You're the one who woke him up when he's trying to sleep.

And you know, it's like all season long, she's pulling that shit. And now she's saying like, well, it just seems so insincere. And then Gary says, yeah, phone, cell phone, what is it? I mean, like, what does Sydney have to apologize for? Maybe, oh, she was being cutting in her interviews, that you guys are all being cutting in your interviews.

Like this victim thing is so above and beyond when Sydney was the one who was like, had Google like, heart eyes for Gary, and then you're making that in front of her, and now you want Sydney to apologize, it's so obnoxious. It is obnoxious, and I still stand by my original thought that Sydney has no right to just say, oh, we both like the hot guy, I'm going to make out with him first or I'm going to fucking first. So I get him. You know, it's like, he's not, it's not a game of tag, you know?

So I don't think that was cool either, but still give me a break, Ali. Yeah. And then, and then Ali goes, but I've just freshly seen so much stuff from the episode and I'm got it. I'm got it You've embarrassed me. I think you've embarrassed yourself. I'm not trying to hurt you and rub it in But honestly, who will ever want to kiss you now? Just keep it more on not trying to rub it in though I like the sequel to Never Been Kissed. Called Never Been Kissed again. Ever again.

You like the prequel? Who would want a kiss? That's what you are. Sorry, you scary mor. So Gary's like, who? He just gives like a woof. And he's like, uh, Gary, did you have a girlfriend? Yes, I know. He's like, oh well, now that it's come out. Yes, I did have a girlfriend. I mean, I didn't see the freight months So if you want to put that label on it then sure sure, I mean you want to put a label on it sure girlfriend

All right, I'll maybe haven't seen some of freight months since the two girlfriend Oh, I mean I don't like labels indeed, but you know, we only look at the negative things Yeah, we're looking at the negative things you did like fucking some girl when you had a girlfriend Off the boat and then trying to fuck another girl right in front of that that girl you ask Oh sure I'm gonna a little drunk now Oh, sure, I'm not saying something now, a little drunk now, little tips. Say a way, say your perspective. You don't see how you don't see the girl's perspective.

You don't see the perspective of this poor, deluded girl who thought the girl was attractive and would do everything without even saying it. You don't see her perspective. Nah, you need to see the perspective. Now imagine yourself as a poor, sad girl that's never been kissed. Standing outside in the rain. You think everything's looking up in a cab comes by and splashes mud all over you That's what you need to look at her look at that poor girl

Sydney's just like You know Sydney it's like that it's like that move a not in hell you know It's like Sydney. I wouldn't kiss her not even inhale. That's what that movie's about. And I'm just a girl. I'm just a girl standing in front of a boy who's standing on a door mat saying, get off me. I'm just a door mat, but you don't deserve to stand on me. That's Sydney, the door mat. Or the movie, love never actually. I mean, it's a long, long road she's got to ho ho. Do you ever see that movie love actually?

Or, you know, they had a sequel based on Sydney called Love Actually, doesn't live here. So Andy's like, did you break up during the charter with a girlfriend that you had before the charter? And he's like, oh yeah, yeah, yeah, after what happened with Sydney, I had to let it know. I mean, I hadn't spoken to it for, what, three weeks, four weeks, eight months? I don't know, but I couldn't live with myself. I just couldn't live with myself, and so I sent her a message saying I kissed me. They can't. Oh, yeah. So you're trying to paint yourself as a prince. Oh, yeah. So you're trying to paint yourself as a prince. The prince you you break up with a girl by texting her that you made out with somebody else. Real fucking classic. Gary, this is this is literally like Mike Shoeh.

A shoe head. Who's just like, you know what? I lied about my text messages with Paulina, but I had to say, I was trying to say face, but I had to say, I could not bear it anymore. I could not bear these lies anymore. It's like, oh, so you want a medal because you were being a bad boyfriend and now you've decided to fess up to it. You don't get a medal for that.

Yeah, my God, you cheated, but you admitted it. So yeah, let's throw you a fucking parade. So Andy's like, oh, well, you would have saved Drought Oak because he says, well, you know, I was hoping that she would just think that I kissed some dude and like laugh it off. And then he laughed and everybody laughs like, oh, Gary and Andy compliments his new page boy. And then he's

like, so you would save drama if you would just double J on the first place. He's like, I don't have a steep lady in me. So Sydney, are you single or did someone decide that they wanted to make out with you because that felt so bad for you? Hey Sydney, how's George Glass doing? Um, actually, I've had a partner for the past five months. And, um, you know, he knows that what's in the past in the past. And we're working on a new boat together. So I'm really still doing, he's the captain. So learned a lot from my mistakes,

not to date my superiors, I date my superior superiors now. Yeah, it's the start of the top girl. It's funny how she was answering this because he said, do you have someone? She goes, oh, yeah, I have a partner I've been with. And what's his reaction? Well, my partner knows it's in the past. So it's like, oh, my God, did this whole thing like turn her to the other side? You know, I thought she was saying.

I was a lesbian. Yeah, because she kept saying part of it. They turns out that she's a captain. Yeah, but she is. She's like, yeah, you know, the captain I'm banging out, you know, loves comparing me to wind. And I've never been so in love. It'll literally never gets old. Well, actually, before the, you know, before it's our dating, the captain, I was seeing someone and I'm not going to say a lot about it, but it'll be a just, be a dentist.

I wasn't a little shopper hard as you know. Oh, so are we using anyone? Man, she's like, I have a boyfriend. I'm about to move into God's arm. I was signing a lease for a house for the first time ever. I'm going to live the land life and he. He's like, well okay, any other update? Well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, I don't want to rattle you at all. Get it? Get it, Ali. Um, yeah. Um, I thought I tried to preside it.

I want to talk about this, but I guess she left. I mean, yeah, that's what it seemed like, right? She was like, she was clearly like, I wasn't, I was gonna announce this to my family first. Yeah. You look, well, you know, I don't want any anger here. I would, if you're angry, I would love to my family first. Yeah. You look good. You know, I don't want any anger here. I would, if you're angry, I would love to pacify you. So I'm having a full day.

Anything else? I mean, I'm sure there were many things that you have to update about. I could count them in all my fingers, like my thumb, my index finger, my middle finger, my ring finger, and even my binky. Oh, I'm sorry, I'm a binky. We're too, we're too lot to get my binky, oh, I'm sorry, binky.

We're too, we're too, we're too lot to get to that reference, but it was worth it, huh? Oh, sometimes you gotta take the long road alley. You gotta take the log right, welcome to the land life. And she's like, Well, I, I, I, wow, wow, I'm a good person. I only person with morals,

we're having a baby, and me. And Andy goes, wow, as if he didn't all already know So she gets applause and Gary likes, you know, is now in pig tails and he's like doing like a shocked shocked confused face He is he did not know and it's amazing. I mean, that's why they did this all We'll have for a long are you 20 weeks? He is, he did not know, and it's amazing. I mean, that's why they did this all. We'll have for a long, are you? 20 weeks, 20 weeks that I've been the only one that's known morality. Wow.

That is very exciting. What a fertile, fertile, correct, right, Captain Glenn, fertile crew, except for you, huh? No babies for you, oh no. I mean, these are my kids. Oh, Sally. I wish you many happy years together. Yeah, I'm not upset about this at all. I don't wish to get a chance to be a good friend. I'm not happy. I'm not happy.

I'm not happy. I'm not happy. I'm not happy. I'm not happy. I'm not happy. I'm not happy. So if Ali's happy on that be so congrats Ali, I wish you many happy years together Yeah, I'm not upset about it at all. I'm just gonna say I'm very happy to quote Julia Roberts in my best friends wedding another example of a very supportive girlfriend or partner to someone who is not jealous at all of the person that persons marrying Congratulations some truly happy not jealous at all of the person that person's marrying. Congratulations, I'm totally happy.

So, Ali's got a long road ahead of her because she got a spider tattooed on the top of her hand. That's gonna be a terrified baby. I mean, every time you come up to bring a bottle to it, it's gonna be like, ah, the baby's gonna just be walking around twitching out of fear. It was a very scary spider tattoo. It wasn't just like, oh, a cute spider

or like something that felt like it was. Like this spider is actually a symbol of strength in this culture. It was like, here's a terrifying spider and it's on your hand now for the rest of your life. And every time you look down your hand, you're gonna think there's a giant spider on your hand and you'll be terrified.

Yeah. And he's like, it's like your hand and you'll be terrified. Yeah. So Andy is like, right? It's like, yeah. Like, I'm going to be a mother. I'm going to get a spider tattoo on my wrist. So I'm just like, all right, I want to ask about the crossing. So you got into a fight with Candace Bergen. Oh, wait, sorry.

That was that Steven Soderberg movie. Okay. Let me. Okay. Did you miss did you see that movie? It was really good. Oh, I was thinking of the crossing guard. I was like, can't I? No, I wasn't in that. You know, there was a weird I went on Kate Casey's podcast for like a little 10 minute thing today. And I brought up Candace Bergen. It's like I said, I

hope that Candace Bergen plays Erica Jane in the TV movie. Arachijane in the TV movie. Oh, man. No, there was Steven Soderberg on this movie. That was sort of under the radar this year with Merrill Streep and Diane Weast and Candace Bergen all taking a boat from New York to England. Was it good? It was a very slow-paced movie, but I loved it.

Wow. Good cast, Cand I loved it. Wow. Good cast, Candace Bergen. I mean, wow. Diane Weast. Diane, Candace Bergen, oh, you would love it. Candace Bergen played like this lady from Texas who had a real ax to grind with Merrill Streep, and she was just, she was wearing like,

vest the entire movie. It was like such not a Candace Bergen role, but so she starts off being all Texan, but by the end of the movie, she's like lost her accent and she's back to being Candace Bergen. It's a great art. It's like she can't maintain that. She can't help but be a Candace Bergen. Yeah, it's a very Candace Bergen arc.

Okay, I'll watch it. So it's better on a wrist. So he asked about the crossing. It's slow, but good. It's slow, but good. Like a crossing. So he asked about the crossing. It was a real bling what happened Gary did you and Ali rekindle your romance

Just like well You know, that's what we built our relationship up and we sort of became a couple I mean that's where a couple engine we got to to bomb. I mean until she went to Australia But we were a couple I'm like you were you was four days, four days on the seas. Okay. And not don't forget a couple of shut up trying to get picked on points. Again, he's now he's going to act all bummed that Ali, oh, I'm so shocked. How could Ali, my girlfriend run away and do this to me? So everybody will forget that Gary cheated on this girlfriend of being

sitting in Bengali. Come on. Yeah. And he goes, I know you could never seriously be the work. I mean, regardless of the great chemistry and ability to make each other laugh endlessly and also to finish each others. Crickets, cricket. Each others.

Crickets, crickets, cricket. Crackity. No. No. No. Moves, mamas, human, vacancy. How do you finish someone's respect? You'd have a finished respect. So it's having that's how I'm looking now you idiot senses.

How? They're like wow, Gary, really romantic. It's like so hard. Did your opinion of Gary change when he said he just boned Sydney for attention, Colin? Or he would just boned Sydney's. Oh, he would just boned Sydney to get attention from Ali. What do you think, Colin? And Colin's like, we're good mates, you know, I mean, he didn't never take my advice, but he's my boy.

And whenever I needed to talk about my relationship, which really is a rubber. Hey, I said I would never have tried popcorn before. Believe it or not, I'd never had it until just yesterday. Would actually happen to this Daisy literally dropped her computer. Drops her laptop. Her laptop falls over, even Colin interrupts himself. He's like, well, you know, after losing my dog, thanks for asking about how that went.

And thank you for asking about that. After Daisy, you okay up there? Oh, that's worry about me. I'm just my laptop went over bird. And unlike that, unlike that, I actually helped me out. Daddy's like, maybe you should have less wine. And Andy's like, and she goes, I don't give a fuck. And he goes, oh, you're doing Eric,

that's good, that's good. And Daisy just looks at him like, who the fuck are you talking about? So, uh, Hey, would Gary have been a better manager if he wasn't distracted by this love triangle and cons like, well, you know, I think he was great and in terms of professionalism, he was exceptional. Remind me of the relationship I have with my girlfriend before we grab a coffee. All right, well you know what, Giffy Pop is still the best. Even though you can do popcorn in the microwave now. Ali, why were you still gazing at Gary in the last charter,

even though you were mad at him? Well, I guess I still had feelings for him and I forgave him that something I shouldn't have forgiven him for. You know, as the only more person I thought it was, be right to show Sydney what a stable relationship might look like for once. I love this whole, oh no, he was very professional. Except professionally, he was exceptional. Except for the fucking is under the way. Yeah, I'm causing drama the entire time. Why isn't that why isn't that considered a professional?

I don't get these people, but it did make the season. So I will hand him. Yes. I'm not complaining in the way of like, I wish that didn't happen. I'm just complaining in the way of like, cut its fun to judge you guys from here. Yeah. Yeah. It was a great season.

I want love triangles every season. Like a good love triangle like this. This is actually one of the best love triangles%. It was a great season. I want Love Triangles every season, like a good Love Triangle like this. This is actually one of the best Love Triangles we've ever seen on Bravo. I would argue. Well, this was real. It didn't seem put on. Most of them were just like kind of put on like, well, we've got to have some kind of love thing.

Yeah. You know, let's do it. But this one seems kind of real. Well, this was real and it went, it like went back and forth in terms of like where it was going to go. So it was ever evolving. So it was ever evolving. So Sydney, so then, so do you guys think you'll ever have any real closure?

And Sydney says, well, I think with mine and Ali's complicated time, we're never gonna have that complete closure. And there's a lot that happened. That can't be resolved over one Zoom call. And I'm very sorry that it hasn't been what it should have been. And Ialy and I could have been best friends if she weren't such a huge raging bitch. And it just wasn't in the card for us.

She's a beautiful soul and has a good heart and it has a hypocritical sanctimonious asshole. But I'm regretful for the way things played out. I think you're just staring off in the space eating his earbud corpse. And Ali's like, well, I'll never have closure. I don't think of that person. I just don't like what went down. It's very difficult for someone with morals to speak to a dumb, a dumb slut like you with no morals.

And so he's like, well, you're both in agreement. We'll leave it there. Gary, did you get a Rachel cut? How did you do that? I was really just going more for Lori on Mara V sound. So Gary's like, everybody love everybody and Daisy goes, well, Gary also talked to me. So that's it, that's it, talk about Gary.

Hey, Charles. Hey, Charles. And they're like, how many bottles of wine have you had, Daisy? She's like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, medley of you too, so I think... She's drunk, she's three, she's literally... Stop the move on. She goes... Stop me and jealous. It's about two.

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us, TV scare. So we get to Danny and J.L. who God blessed J.L.s moron. I mean, what? He did. It's not like he came off as the brightest bulb on the show, but wow, in this episode, he is just done with in a box of chocolates. Like, you don't know what kind of stupid you're going to get just stupid. He's not the brightest bulb, but my goodness, an Edison bulb with 10 watts is brighter than this idiot. So, and he's like, well, Danny, congrats again on your pregnancy. You are about to have 15 minutes

of deservedly softball questions so we can set up JL to look awful, which he also deserves. Here we go. So how you feeling? And she goes, well, I'm very happy being a mom and I obviously didn't plan this and I'm happy. And yeah, yeah, I'm happy. And yeah, yeah, I'm happy.

As you can see, I'm very happy in this situation. Yeah, and he's like, well, we saw you, Jail, leave the color. What happened next? Did you hang out? Did you make out? Did he touch your boobies? Come on, tell him what happened, Danny.

And she's like, well, tell me more. Tell me more. Is the baby's yours? She's like, well, we hung out for a couple of days, but I mean, I was always trying to tell him it wouldn't work, but you know, I'm not going to move for him. I would not ask him to move to Australia for me. I just, you know, I just kept trying to convince him it wouldn't work. And he tried to convince me that it would. He's like, and the relationships that is now. And they're single.

And he's like, Ali, why are you so surprised? And she's like, I was just shocked on day. I mean, it took me a few days. It was very hard when I found out that Dany is pregnant. You know, as a person with the heart in this show, it just hurt me and me. Without you, I can't live without him. Daisy's like,

Daisy can't find what I'm looking for. Daisy's swinging around on a fan play in my hotel room. Oh, I'm just waiting from the teak on the deck. The teakcon the deck. A T-con the deck. So Andy's like, wow, Danny, everyone wants to know is Jay, all the father.

She's like, well, let's put it this way, Andy, the baby was made during the season and there were cameras on a 24-7 and I only slept with one guy so you do the math. All right well unfortunately I don't know how to do math. I only discovered popcorn the other day so can you clarify? Yes Andy, it's his baby. So what's his reaction? And she goes, well he hasn't supported me at all in any way. He thinks he's not his child and he doesn't want to have anything to do with it. I mean, which is by the way, just about as awful as can be.

Also, but what is exciting about this, Roddy, you know what I like about this? I mean, I don't really like anything about it, but you know what I joke like about it? Is that every season on Below Deck, there's always this one deck guy who's always like, you know, the reason why I'm on this boat, it's from my son. I have a son in Florida, and I do everything. It was a drunk and hook up eight years ago,

and I do everything. I'm like, now we're getting the origin story. We're finally getting the origin. That is true. And it's sad. It's sad to laugh at it, but it is true. It's like, now there's a child that is actually born to be ignored by a father from one of these boats. I mean, what are the chances? Danny has to move to Florida now, start to say, Tampa. Yeah, Tampa's big for those guys. So he's like, well, what are the conversations been like? Have you been in touch with his family?

So she's like, well, I found out I was pregnant in quarantine and he was shocked when I told him, but he seemed supportive, but then December rolled around and he's just like suddenly not interested. And then on New Year's day, she gets a message saying, don't go around telling everyone I'm the dad. I know you're saying, Daisy, stop with the YouTube over there. So he's saying, don't tell everybody I'm the dad, you know, I want a DNA test. And she's like,

yeah, so I have all these messages and receipts just in case anyone's wondering. And I say on these messages, if you want a DNA test, do it, but you have to pay because that's just expensive. And I'm about to have a baby, okay? Yeah. And he didn't do anything about it. So I asked him again, and he hasn't done anything. And he's asked about the baby maybe two or three times. And then on top of that, his mom was totally obnoxious online.

And now Daisy doesn't have any, because she made a comment. And Daisy says, now she has zero trust in having J.L.'s family involved the child's life. So, and he's like, well, what was that horrible comment? Let's relive it. Yay! So, this was really bad. Did you follow all the stromas

it was unfolding on the insta? Degleed, but I remember at the time, I just didn't want to add it into my brain space just yet Well, I'll do you everyone in favor. I'm sure everyone who listens to this has been you know following all of this stuff online It has been so vile. I mean his mom really is gross. So someone said You know jail you're pretty gross for not wanting to have anything to do with this baby. The mom chimes in, I'll tell you what's gross. Basically tricking a guy into having a baby because you're desperate. Like some bullshit like that. Like where is it?

I think I wrote it down what they said. Like how is it? And you know that he was raised with this mentality. It's like, just get besting. A woman who uses a man because she's so desperate to be a mom. And, you know, the mean comments at Danny were really pretty horrible. A bunch of them like that.

Like, oh my God, she just tricked a guy. She wanted a baby. She said it on the show. So she tricked a guy into giving her, really? Why do you, where does this come from this mentality, especially from women? It's disgusting to me. You can't trick a man into getting you pregnant.

He doesn't wear condoms. Like why is he always like, oh, what? The man just lost his sperm. It's like he got to sleep and she went into the bedside table and stole his sperm. That's how it works. Why doesn't he fucking get his tubes tied

if he doesn't want to have a baby? Or where a fucking condom? Someone just obnoxious. Thank you. That's what I was also, you know, like, I was like, why is there really not more discussion about the fact that he wasn't wearing a condom. So, and I'm not just gross. Thank you. That's what I was also, you know, like, I was like, why is there really not more discussion about the fact that he wasn't wearing a condom or using protection? He touches on it a little bit later, but it's like it's not really brought up. I always feel like we're constantly seeing these stories of like, oh, wow, they, they,

they guess what? They're accidentally having a baby. You're going to trick the guy, get pregnant. And boom, that's how you're gonna trick him into being with you. Okay, that's like a very soap opera plot, right? But you can't trick a guy who's fucking responsible wearing a condom. You can't do it.

It's physically impossible. So I'm sick of hearing it from the men. I'm sick of it. It's just such an old-fashioned view. It's like from the middle ages, literally. Like, oh, there she is, that harpy who seduced him and just, it's, you know what it is? It's an ace of bass song.

It's literally an ace of bass song. All that she wants is another baby and she's gone tomorrow. Well, guess what? Life is not an ace of bass song as much as sometimes who wish it were. And she's not coming after him for any, you know, so far, at least from what we know, from the information that we've been given here, she's not coming after him or any of that for like child support or doing it, which by the way, she has, she is entitled to do

if that time comes. But it's just, it's just a bizarre anger on the internet that I read. And it really makes me fucking crazy. So she's like, well, yeah, I've been getting a lot of mean comments like, you know, he didn't want to be involved. So why not just get an abortion? And she's like, yeah, that's, I'm pro choice, but that's not for me. And I said, I wanted a baby, but I was saying I want a family, you know, I wouldn't choose to do this on my own with some 24 year old child,

you know, but it happened and I'm happy that I'm going to have a little girl and she starts crying. And she's like, I'll do my best every day for this baby. And he's like, wow, it's a girl. That's exciting. You know what? I know a perfect surgeon for first boobs. She should get those before pretty school. That's really a rough interview. That's a rough interview. So he asks who else is known and Alex like? Well, as the moral compass at the street, I knew very early on.

And you know, I've been talking with Danny almost every day because that's what a good person does. That I've been hearing her struggles unlike Sydney struggles with with morality and she's working so hard, she's doing 12 hours a day on her feet and trying to get herself prepared and it's incredibly disgusting and frustrating that he won't acknowledge the situation much like how Sydney doesn't acknowledge the idea of respected morality. Well Gary, what do you think of it?

You're glad to have this on what a piece of shit another guy is. And Gary is like, well, Andy, I feel JL shall I say? Does not have a spine, Andy. Oh well, the respect I had is out the window now. He's got something beautiful and I cannot imagine ignoring that Danny. You're a beautiful mom ever. All right, everybody. Cue it. Cue it. Oh my God. He just put a French braid into his hair. Let's give it a listen. Gary dig it away. He's like, I had a dad who chose not to be there. And I learned not to be like that at all. Where was spying?

Open for business. My phone number's on the for me is my phone numbers on the screen my phone numbers on the screen Papa Papa can you hear me? Oh, I said need don't need a song don't need a song for you. Thank you So Danny is like well, I wish you were at the reunion because I'm just telling my ex-hide of the story and as much as everything else, as much as everything he did, it's not fair to that. I say all this and he can't say anything. And he's like, well, you didn't come here with an ax to grind or a bombed drop. You're just answering my questions, honestly.

Okay, final thoughts. Okay, Glenn, you got, if you even taken a breath in 90 minutes, barely, it's just hilarious. Even this part's funny. Even this whole God. You guys are amazing. And there's some, you know, there's some stuff going on, some conflict and indecision, but the positive energy in this crew is amazing. Oh, makes you almost forget the fact that I crashed.

I literally crashed about. Wow. This crew was as positive as a pregnancy test at the end of the season. Andy, really good time. Great show. And I loved watching it. Wow, this crew was his positive as a pregnancy test at the end of the season Andy. Really good time. Great show. And yeah, I loved watching it. And Andy's like, all right, we'll leave things there.

Congrats on babies. Now let's go talk to JL. And on the screen, it's like five days later. Jean-Luc found time out of his busy schedule. I'm decoing. I know the moment America wants 20 straight minutes was Jean-Luc. Okay. So let's talk with the man who has a giant cross on the back on his back, but is ignoring his baby. As you know, getting good point, very good point. Hey, Jean-Luc,

why were you unable to join us at the reunion taping? And he's like, well, so it was really unfortunate. I really wanted to be there. And it was our primary daughter's birthday. So basically, it's like one of the biggest days for the charter. And I couldn't take time off. Even though I said, do I really need to be here for Safran's birth? And he said, yes, you absolutely must throw a cake in her face. Do it. Throw a cake in Safran's face. Yeah. And you know, I'm like charter and, you know, the primary's daughter's birthday is, you know, having a daughter and having to be her birthday is the most important thing

for the primary. Thankfully, not me. So I'm here now. I'm here now. I mean, the irony of talking about how important a daughter's birthday is to the father. Yes. Yes, right.

Oh my God. He's talking about blowing off his fucking kid. This guy is such a piece of shit. Such a piece of shit. And he's like, well, what's the biggest lesson you learned? It's not to wear a condom. It's not to work harder. And it's not to wear a condom, it's not to work harder, and it's not to treat people with respect.

It's not fuck the crew. Fuck you, dude. Yeah. Hey, JL. So one thing that I was wondering about if you've learned, but I obviously can see you having is how to sit in a chair during an interview. Okay, oh, well, guess what, you're swinging back,

and he's forward, and I was beside, and the headphone. He has a headphone on his nostril now. Wow He really was like that. He's like putting his head right in the camera And then he's just scratching his he's doing that thing where it's like God I'm a guy so the way I show emotion is I really rub my scalp hard like that's what I'm gonna do right now Okay, I'm gonna rub my nose really hard and like look away and that's how I'm gonna do right now. Okay, I'm gonna rub my nose really hard and like look away. And that's how I'm gonna convey emotion. I'm gonna put my headphones on in strange ways. So one ear is on my temple and one is below my chin right now

because I'm so emotional. Nothing brings a future deadbeat dad more sympathy than wearing $500 headphones, by the way, while you're on an interview. So he's like, but totally appropriate noise-cancelling headphones. I mean, if there's anything that could, any piece of technology that could symbolize his future behavior as a father would be noise-cancelling. Truly.

So he's like, are you the daddy? And J.L. is like rubbing his nose and going, ah, you're Andy Fuchs. Andy, you're going to make me do this right now, aren't you, Andy? All right, look, I asked for a paternity test, but that turned into like backlash and her not wanting to do anything, wanting anything to do with me. You know, like as far as like being a 24 year old at the time with no experience, you know, at the time, as if he's now 45 years old. It's literally six months later.

It's changed now. All these years later, Andy, but a woman telling me she's pregnant and like, I feel like it's a very reasonable question to ask. And he said, no, dude, 24 is old enough to do math. Okay. And by suggesting that she's pregnant by anybody else, it's suggesting that she was fucking somebody right under your nose on the boat and accusing her They're basically cheating on you or whatever. So yeah, she's gonna be a little defensive

Anything is like I understand why because in her mind I might be the only person she's ever been with and if that's the case I told her I really do apologize, but for my piece of mind I just want to know and I told her like if this is if this, if this is like my child, like, I want to be, I want to be part of that child's life every single day with the rest of her life. But first I have to finish this Alfredo. So if it can just like, unfortunately, unfortunately, Andy Stregannon lives in my town. And it seems like they all afraid of never this finish. So that's where we're at.

He's like, yeah, and you know what? My friends and my family, like, they know what kind of person I am, and they know I would be part of this child's life. But, you know, like, I just, you know, they all know Andy. Yeah, they all know that you're basically denying being this child's father. Okay. Get your fucking asses. In such a politician and he is like, but the fact of me not knowing if it is or isn't my child, like how am I supposed to go around until everyone 100% that it is because I don't

know and I want everyone who watches Bravo and watches below Dexeling out that if it is my child, I want to be part of it. And like, I want to be part of this child's life, but only if it is my child. And the only way I'll find out is if it's, if I take, if she takes the paternity test, but I don't want to take the paternity test unless I know it's my child. You know what I'm saying?

He's such an alien. And he's like, well, why don't you just take the DNA test? And he's like, because like, look, I was told I would have to pay. And you know what? Money is not the object. Peace of mind is the object. So like, look, we've gone as far as me trying to reach out to her doctor's office.

Oh, so you've done nothing. You've tried to reach out to her doctor. Is this some miraculous doctor who never answers their phone? Because I've never, ever heard of that kind of doctor. Okay. And then he goes, and you know what? Like, I don't know if lawyers have to get involved or like, that means you want to get lawyer up. You're saying you're going to get lawyers. You're saying you're going to get

lawyers. You're going to get lawyers. You're going to get lawyers. You're going to get lawyers. You're just saying you never said anything about lawyers. You're like, I don't think lawyers have to get actually what I think it is, is this is parents are saying you need a lawyer and he's like, uh, I don't know. And so he goes, that's not the avenue I want to go down even though I basically just said we're going down that avenue. But she told me that if this was my child, she would never basically throw dirt on my name to our child. Like that literally does not answer anything. What you're saying, it's not the money and you can't do like, it's not the money. You want peace of mind. And yet you still, you're just ignoring it. You know what it is? It's literally you say to her, okay, it's not the money. You want peace of mind and yet you still, you're ignoring it.

You know what it is? It's literally you say to her, okay, take the attorney test. I will then know you the cash. Like, that's all it is. But his Instagram post, the things that everyone was commenting on, because the cast, other below debt cast were commenting,

like, stopping such an asshole, nobody is falling for this bullshit, because one of them is like, hey guys, you know what's the mean? He's like looking off into the sunset, it's the profile shot. And it's like this big victim post, and then nobody fell for that.

So he got a lot of comments. So then because of the backlash, he posted another thing that's him as a baby. And it's him like, I love, you know, I totally love this baby. And like, this is totally everything. People are like, shut up, you fucking liar. And during this, when he's trying to cry,

he looks so much like Perez Holtent to me and I cannot unsee it. And for the rest of this, it just makes me even more angry in him because all I see is a little Perez face there. Just lying his face off. I'm like, why don't you just go draw a dick on Danny's face? You know, you're so just as back fall. Yeah, crying back then, kicked off the TikTok.

So Andy's like, well, the headline news here is that there's a little baby girl, and if she's yours, you want to be a big part of her life. And he goes, I want to be there. I want to be there for the birth. As much as Danny probably doesn't want me there, I know this child's gonna be born very soon. Whoever's child

it is, right? So I was told I have been counting down the days until I hear something and the fact of me knowing this could possibly be my child and not being there for the birth is killing me, killing me so much that you know what I've done. I read a Wikipedia article about paternity tests. That's what I've done. This fucking guy. And he also adds in there, he goes, and you know, like the baby's gonna be born soon. And I was told the date, but I'm not gonna share it.

But, you know, I've been counting down the date. Like, oh wow, you're such a gentleman. You were such a gentleman. So he's like, all right, well, let's see her response on the reunion. Roll the beautiful bean footage. Rang, rang, rang, rang, rang, rang, rang, rang, rang, rang, rang, rang, rang, rang, rang, rang, rang, rang, rang, rang, rang, rang, rang, rang, rang, rang, rang, rang, rang, rang, rang, rang, rang, rang, rang, rang, rang, rang, rang, rang, rang, rang, rang, rang, rang, rang, rang, rang, rang, rang, rang, rang, rang, rang, rang, rang, rang, rang, rang, rang, rang, rang, rang, rang, rang, rang, rang, rang, rang, rang, rang, rang, rang, rang, rang, rang, rang, rang, rang, rang, rang, rang, rang, rang, rang, rang, rang, rang, rang, rang, rang, rang, rang, rang, rang, rang, rang, rang, rang, rang, rang, rang, rang, rang, rang, rang, rang, rang, rang, rang, rang, rang, rang, rang, rang, rang, rang, rang, rang, rang, rang, rang, rang, rang, rang, rang, rang, rang, rang, rang, rang, rang, rang, rang, rang, rang, rang, rang, rang, rang, while it's still he's like, like headphones coming on and off, on and off, like forward, backwards, covering his face, uncovering his face. Yeah, this is his big emotional arc where he's trying to show us he has emotions,

and it's just not working at all. So Andy's, so we see the clip of Danny Sankey doesn't want anything to do with the baby. Don't tell anybody I'm the dad, I want a DNA test, clips of Allie and Gary dishing him. So people online saying she needs an abortion, his mom's shitty comments. And so we come back and he's just, he's like rubbing his nose with one hand and like cleaning the table off with his other hand. Yeah. Uh, okay.

You're upset. JL. JL, are you there? I only see blackness. Did you believe or is that just a close up of your nostril? I can't tell. JL rubbing my head a lot. I'm rubbing my head a lot.

Hold on. I'm rubbing my head. Okay. It's emotions. It's called emotion. Andy rubbing my scalp. Andy. Yeah.

You want to look carbonara? You need some carbonara right now. You need the support of some fettuccine right now, dude. So he's like, do you have a reaction? He's like, well, Andy, wow. I mean, he literally will not answer for a solid minute. So then he's like, Andy, I'm at a loss for words. Okay. I'm at a loss. And he goes, all right, let me help you a little bit, okay? Do you feel misrepresented by everybody else? And he's like, well, I mean, everything they said,

like most of it's correct, like as far as the messages back and forth in December, like I wasn't there for her, so I guess that's true. Wow, you're doing great, J.O. I'm talking. You're a lawsuit. And he's like, so what, your family, what was your family's reaction

to learning that Danny was pregnant? Your mom said you look cute together on this show and he goes, oh yeah, my mom's initial reaction. Hey, can you step back? You're kind of fogging up the lens there. Oh, sorry, Andy. Well, she was excited and well, I was confused because she was confused because she's been telling me my whole life to wear protection and be safe and I haven't really taken on that teaching. She's been trying to tell me, you know, I'll just put it that way, Quantley.

And I know that she's happy for me, but the same token, she wants to know the same thing that I want to know. Is this my baby? Who is to know? You know, I remember watching a wonderful show growing up called Out of this World. And there's a chance that maybe an alien came down. What we need to see is if that baby puts its fingers together, will time stop. Then we'll really know who's baby it is, right Andy?

This fucking guy. He's like, yeah, and I told my mom to delete her post, you know, because I don't like for things to be said in regards to Danny in that way. Like he's trying to be political, but he can't put a sentence together. So like I made her take it down. And I was like, Mom, you can't be doing this. Whether what you believe is true or not, because it paints me in a picture, because I'm attached to you.

So first of all, learning English, and second of all, what a fucking gross thing to say. It's like, mom, you may be right, but you should take it down because people are yelling at me. I'm gonna be in the middle. Stop adding all this like, stop adding, like trying to still, like, so, he's like, I think that what was said out of anger was,

oh, that was bad. And so Andy's like, so it seems like if you're hung up on the DNA test and you understand it's okay for you to pay for it, maybe your mom can help pay for it. Maybe your mom can help facilitate it. Yeah. And he's like, well, you know, at this point, the baby is going to be born here pretty soon. I know the date, not telling you, I respect.

And as soon as the kid is born, you know, we're gonna know. It doesn't come out with a fucking tag, like a designer tag on the day. Well, if the baby, if the baby can fly, then we'll know it was probably Superman, right? Andy, so that's not me, even though I am tall. It's's like all right. So are you in touch with anyone else from parts of all three because you know None of those people like me and that's okay. I'm cool with that I mean everyone has their own opinion and they all side with one side of the story and Everyone has this picture against me. I'm a piece of shit and saying how I'd like trying to judge me around the bad That's okay because they're only going off what they heard from one lying person who probably doesn't have my baby.

You know, that's okay. Yeah, it's just so lame. So he's like, can I watch your clip again, Andy? I couldn't get myself to cry the first time. So we do it again. And now he's scratching his head harder and trying to cry and he still can't do it. And Andy's like, will it worth a second time? That was actually more fun.

He said yes. It was actually more fun than I thought. And so he's like, yeah, I was paying attention more this time. And yeah, like I heard more of it this time. So he's like, well, look, you know, I've done this a long time. And it is notable that she at least said she wishes you were there and that, you know, you didn't come to attack, that she didn't come to attack you. You know, so that's a good sign, right? Andy is really trying to have one of those reunion consolation moments.

And Jail's like, hmm, well, you're upset, huh? I'm not happy. Well, it seems like now's the time to communicate and figure this thing out. You might regret it if you don't. He's so slick and he's so funny. The way he's coaxing this moment out and Jail's like, I really don't know. I don't know what to tell you. I don't know what to say.

Well, Danny and the former crewmates are going to see this. Anything you want to say, let's try it. He goes, don't judge a book by its cover, which I'm like, you sir, I'm not a book. You are on the leaflet at best. You are the furthest thing from a book. And if you were a book, of course you judge books by your cover.

You don't walk into a fucking bookstore with no covers on books. Nobody would buy anything, okay? And you're a bad book, sir. You are a bad book. We've seen enough photo shoots on Bravo for book covers to know that people judge by their covers. Otherwise, we wouldn't have to see those scenes.

So he's like, yeah, I understand how I'm being perceived. And I just want everyone to know that this is, that if this is my child, I want everything to do with this kid. If it were mine, who knows? Who knows if it's Mike? And I thought about, I thought about moving to our show. Yeah, guys, I put thought into it at one point in my life before I knew there was a kid.

Oh, but I didn't tell Tammy. He goes, I mean, I didn't even tell Tammy this. I was thinking of moving to Australia. Wow, wow. I watched Mad Max, guys. So listen, you know what, my mom made me watch a movie with Nicole Kidman in it, not actually Australia, but just another movie. And I thought about it. And I was like, well, I me watch a movie with Nicole Kim and not actually Australia, but just another movie.

And I thought about it. And I was like, well, I guess I've done my parenting. Yeah, he's a piece of shit. And he's trying to, he does this whole, I'm such three minutes long, this monologue, where he's such a good person. And you know, if this is my baby, I just can't wait. I just want to be there to watch it learn to eat.

Okay. But who knows if it even will be a baby, what if can't wait. I just want to be there to watch it learn to eat. Okay. But who knows if it even will be a baby, what if she gets birthed to a stapler, then what? I can't be held responsible for a stapler. You get what I'm saying. Yeah, he's just, he's just a pig. So then Andy's like, well, you know, maybe that was really nice. I think I've kind of dozed off in the middle of it,

but you should write whatever that was down and send it to Danny with some sperm in a ziplock so she can test it. Okay. He goes, uh, yeah. I mean, I think she needs to hear from you, I think. All right, you've now fallen over out of your chair. Okay. All right, Jean-Luc, it's a lot on your plate. So I know you'll be busy and not doing anything else until you finish what's on your plate. So I really appreciate you talking to me tonight. Happy to hear what you had to say for yourself, even if it was dreadfully uninteresting. Let's check in and see what Gary's doing. Gary has a mullet and a mohawk at the same time. Okay, thanks for joining Gary.

Oh, is that a bad way? Block of seagulls. Block of seagulls now. Wow, your piece of shit, Jayal. I mean, I knew he's a dumbass. You know, you can see on the season he's a dumbass, but this is pretty bad. And Danny's baby, Lily was born on May 26th,

but Jean-Luc and Danny have yet to speak with each other. So so much for him counting down those moments of the baby's born. Yep. Um, and the way he's avoiding it, it's almost like he thinks, wow, if I, if they don't know that I'm the dad, then I can't have to be tied down to this baby or give child support or do whatever. It's like, dude, the child grows up and it still has the DNA. You understand that, right? Like, you don't get to just ignore it and it goes away.

That's not how this works. The baby is probably five feet tall already. I think we know who the father is. Okay, at least the baby won't have that tattoo. The baby comes out with, yeah, like some family crest on a cross on his back and like terrible highlights. It's gonna have like a bee on one elbow and a bee on the other. Bay, bee. So, um, that's it. So what a piece of shit, JL is, this will haunt him for the rest of his life and I'm very happy for that because guess what, it's on the record that you're a dead-be-dead. Congratulations.

And congratulations to Danny because it's still wonderful that you have that lovely baby daughter. And that is the end of Below Deck sailing out. The season is over. Next week, Below Deck made his back but without Honey Yaw's Hannah. But you were on Hannah's podcast. Did we talk about that? That you were on Hannah's podcast and-

And Bissy, you were busy. I was at dinner. Yeah, so I was back in New York. So I couldn't, I was at, so I had like a dinner, but that, so I couldn't make it. But, um, yeah. But everyone go listen, tell everyone the name of Hannah's new podcast. It's called Dear Diary, I'm F'd by Hannah,

and it's cute, like we get to talk about, you know, Hannah's the new mom, and she's really new mom in it, you know, talk about her baby, you know, husband. This one basically catching up with Hannah, because I haven't seen her since her last season. Oh, I guess, but it was like two years ago, I guess when they were doing press. So it's been a while since I've gotten to see her.

So it was fun catching up with her. We talk a little bit about that, but mostly just where her life is and some general bravo stuff. And I talk about you and how we met and all of that stuff. So that's pretty fun. Go check that out with her and check out Kate Casey's reality life.

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