Watch What Crappens - Below Deck Sailing: Barrie'd With Children

Episode Date: April 6, 2021

Barrie ends his charter by proposing to his daughter's ex boyfriend on this week's Below Deck Sailing Yacht, and Gary tries to get a throuple on. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens**We designed lots of face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedShare!Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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and got my butt kicked. And I don't know why I do this to myself, but I'm doing it. I don't know. I tried this weekend to do some rides and got my butt kicked. And I don't know why I do this to myself, but I'm doing it. So, so if you're a Peloton person, come, come join. We're also going to be on our friends podcast, nor an RT who do a podcast called The Reality is. So go check that out where if you find podcasts, fun one guy. Yeah, guy. So today today here we are with below dick sailing yacht. We're still on the boat with Barry in family and Seth wrong being completely abused the entire time. Dad.

Dad. Stop it, Dad. So, um, yeah, so, uh, everyone is, uh, is going to sleep. It starts out with everyone going to sleep. I guess after this big, this big drag dinner, you know, that they had, and, uh, they're going to sleep and days just cleaning up and saying, oh, today was such a fucking shit show. Oh my goodness.

That was a fucking shit show. And I was on the boys 4 to 5 minutes before they participated in the drag show everyone's doing me didn't are you sure you'll be okay Danny's like okay so just keep working here so Gary is telling Sid to make the boat pretty and yeah it's weird that we're starting right as bedtime because yeah I was like as I started as I started talking about, so the show opens up and I was like, wait, what? There was no clear. Everyone's going to bed. Okay. So Gary is talking to Colin and he's like, right, he's like, Drake wasn't so bad, but it's also weird, you know, when you have to deem it's to music you don't like. Oh, yeah, I'm sure that was really rough

for you, Gary. Yeah, sorry, sorry to deal with that. So hard. I mean, we're in my style while I'm making a mess out of myself. Thank you. No, I'm sorry there weren't playing Imagine Dragons for you. So Jean-Luc is lingering over Danny. And Danny is like, JL, you should be going to bed. If you have to be up at 6.45 AM, JL.

It's like I know, but I've got nothing to say awkwardly here. So I'm just gonna lean on this door for a minute and smile. Okay, see you in the morning. Like great. I don't know why we had to start right there at that moment instead of the morning, but that's fine. So now it's the morning and everyone's waking up and days like, I'm so over it. I'm over it.

And then she's with Natasha and she's like, she's like, because Natasha says she's going to be making surf and turf tonight because you know what they haven't had enough of this charter stake. So more stake. I think these people need some stake. And also they're throwing Natasha under the best because they throw her putting frozen croissants onto a tray, which you know, I guess is acceptable like it's better than just store-bought croissants, right? But I was like leave Natasha alone, okay? And then she's like, I'm gonna make some steak. I was like, okay, you deserve it

You get what I'm saying. Yeah, she deserves it. So then Daisy's being passive-regressive and she's like laughing She's like, oh, oh, I can't I can't have what happened yesterday happen again today. I mean, you know, he's like, I can't, you know, if I ask for eggs, that'll just be eggs. No holiday sauce. And you have asked for 20 pizzas. You're gonna serve 20 pizzas. Am I right? Am I right? And then Tosca just wants to murder her, you know? And we get a clip of this nightmare of a night. We're, or this nightmare of a day where bears like, please take that back for me. I just want the egg, not the softs all over the egg. Or just an egg. Alright.

So, uh, so then Daisy goes up to garing us, Hey! Yesterday was shit for me and I just, I have a, I just, I just, slap feeling slightly lack of support and, uh, you're just being, you know, they're just being super demanding. So, you know, if you can help you, that'd be a and and Gary's like he's like You know if we can't hair be know it's for good reason, right? But not just doing this for no reason. It's a real busy We're really busy and I don't know why she can't understand that which is why Elba bumped her right now instead of telling her What I just told you cuz I'm fucking terrified of her all right? Yeah, because of course he says nothing It's just like God it got it, you know and also Daisy tells us after she talks and touched us to do because I'm fucking terrified of her. All right. Yeah. Because of course he says nothing.

He's just like, God it, God it. And also Daisy tells us after she talks to him, to us she's like, oh, never have to look at what the chef is giving me. But now I've got a cheeky, very older. It's annoying. You should be checking every order anyway. Okay.

I was starting to feel like a really pissed off manager at Applebee's right now. So Daisy's asking, asking Glenn what the plan is for the day. And he's like, Oh, you know, I think water sports. And then we're going to go over that town over there. Home or it's really beautiful. Just, well, we're going over there. Is there a reason why I'm going over there? Easy. Why is the captain? He wants to go to have our for whatever reason for the proposal. We We're gonna go over there for the, you know what Barry really made in F, it wasn't easy getting Zafron's boyfriend away from her.

All right, we've got to make this a special proposal. So now the guests are all sitting at the table. And Ali asked Natasha to make a fruit platter. And Natasha's like, oh, mad aboutatter and Natasha's like all mad about it She's like you don't put food first you put pastries and bread roll what I want. I'm like girl. That's a fruit platter She's a noir because it's daisy daisy. It's like oh, they were white goat telling to make a fruit platter Immediately I wanted out here's first is possible and so she's like well She says it she wants a fruit trans as soon as possible.

Kill this woman. So it's breakfast and Daisy's like, oh, hello there. Happy birthday to you. There, Tony, you don't look a day over slithering. All right, birthday to you. And Safran's like, can I have some scrap on eggs and make it a piece of toast? Please quiet, Safran. You get some scrap of eggs and make it up in the doors please? Quiet Safron, you get a piece of toast and that's it. Oh dad! Um, water to aways.

And so Daisy takes the order back. Daisy really does just sound so bitchy every time she does anything. She's like, alright, I've got the order, Tony spoke steaks and one piece of toast. Oh my god, are you afraid that she's gonna overtost? Yeah, growing. Yeah. So now there's like, the kids are going, are snorkeling and everything.

And then Daisy and Natasha are like talking about the plan for dinner. And Daisy just like, she just wants to fill the table with all sorts of stuff. I guess she wants to do a sweet table. So she just wants to do full of desserts. And Natasha's like, yeah, yeah. You know, she does that thing where she shrugs like, yeah, I know, I thought that this five, five weeks ago. Yeah, I already knew,

I already knew, you know, yeah. Um, so then JL is watching the gas swim and he keeps counting because he thinks he's missing one again. But you know, it's just JL counting. Yeah, it's on the counting. So the Gary sees Ali and he's like, what number is that? No, what number is that? I said on. No, seven. What number remind you?

Nine. Yeah, you're my number one. It's charming. Great number charm, Gary. I know. Really great iron flirting. I'm so glad we got to know each other this way. So then, so Tony is telling Natasha that he's like the code the steak was a bit cold last night. Yeah, the first night. That was the only thing that was a bit wrong was the steak was a bit cold.

So yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you know, I'll try to make it warm tonight, but yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, and I have cotton candy. Cotton candy and ice cream cones and Ben and Jerry's. By the way, why would you say I'll try to make it warm as if it's not a guarantee? It's like that better be warm. Yeah, she's just like, yeah, yeah, yeah, whatever. Okay, but I do have cotton candy, yeah, and chocolate

and Ben and Jerry's, she starts naming all this stuff. So then Gary is telling Colin that Daisy gave him an earful and he's like, well, why are you talking to me about it? He's like, bitch, and he was like speaking to a brick wall. Yeah, Colin's like, you know, it reminds me of when I get into fights with my girlfriend back in Panama, right? You know, and I'm always like, girlfriend, when I talk to you, it's like a brick wall. Am I right?

Do you want to hear more stories about my life? Gary, anything, anything at all? Anchor up, anchor up. So Gary is telling Natasha, it's like, are you really doing gotten candy? And she's trying. She's got like these little cotton candy ball things that you're supposed to put in the machine But they just keep shooting out and hitting everybody in the face. Yeah Yeah

I've never made cotton candy so I don't I don't know how that works But I've made it on I've made it on like for catering and stuff like I've had to work the cotton candy machine And they were never little balls like that. I've never seen that before. It's usually sugar, like a flavored sugar or whatever. You put in this big round thing and then air blows and then you, it starts like throwing up the cotton candy and then you move the stick around the bowl to get it. I've never seen a little pellet like that. Yeah, I just feel like if any random kid at a carnival could run the cotton candy machine,

I think like the chef who has worked in the best restaurant in the world could figure it out too. I don't know. But so then Glenn is, Glenn is, then we got to Glenn just like losing his mind. He's like, we have to go into this room, this port,

and there's not a lot of room for the anchors. And we got to have the anchors far enough away from the boat. So we don't have to boat, but if you know it's really tight spot, we don't get it in there really quickly. We got to do it on the fly, and there's not a lotlot of room and this is a million dollar vestor. We cannot lose We can't lose a clan

Please glad come sit down sit down. You're losing your mind Yeah, just perk on the side and send them in on a tender Something you're stressing me out man. Can we get a glass of water and like a cool towel? He's like They don't go out. Where's the closet? And then the sail, we got the tank, don't take it, cause I put the sail, it doesn't, it's not search the mess.

It's like, Glenn, Glenn. Okay, let's count to 10. Very slowly. Don't worry, Glenn. I've got you some, something that will calm you down. Cotton candy. Hold on. Ha, ha, ha, more of a pellet. You want to cotton candy, can you, can you, can you, can you, can you, can you, can you, to make the cotton candy, you got out the cotton candy hold on More of a pellet you want to cotton candy pellet Len Glenn now you're not making any sense with the cotton better Jerry's going

We need make up when you make ice cream but my ice cream in the cold you put ice in the cold You have the eat ice cream but if you don't make it the only comparison of it's gonna fall off. It's gonna fall off right away Oh my god poor guy it's about to lose himself. One of these people don't know even what a doggy dick is. So Barry is talking to Dopey Scott and he's like, so look around, what does this make you feel? He's like ecstasy. Yeah, yeah, but what I'm saying is, hopefully tonight

will be a night to remember I I thought that Barry said when you look at me where does it take you and because ecstasy so I was really creeped out by the scene When you look at me where does it take you rice pudding no emotionally rice pudding sour cream with a sack. Sour cream with french fries on top. No, scott. Match potatoes. Match potatoes with string fries on top.

Just got. Unless you want more time. Enchor drama, drama drama, drama, drama. Oh my god, we're all going to die. Oh my god, we're going to die. I got to die. I got to die. And it's fine. Oh my god. We're all gonna die. Oh my god. And it's fine. Good job, everybody. So barriers like it,

quite a tight hold to squeeze into you, which no one has ever said about you, Scott. That's why I love you. Talk about a cotton candy machine. I could just swizzle my stick right in. They go all around the rim, all around. So so Daisy's telling Ali she's like all right I'm gonna get you Gary set it up stairs all right I just want it to be so OGT. And she tells us there's so much to get done there's so much pressure because you know she's

got to make this romantic scene for the proposal. Yeah, and she tells Ali, so tonight when you're making the candles and roses, when you've reached the moment that you're being tacky, I don't know the tempers, I'm to make a more tacky than to go, I'm gonna imagine making like 45 peters. And bear, you know, everyone's getting ready, and bear's like, I'm walking around naked and all these people are the windows,

couple of them. They that, couple of them. And all those people are like, walking around naked and all these people are the windows. A couple of a- that's- couple of a- that's- And all those people are like, wow, look at them. Are they playing Ghostbusters in there? I'm seeing the st- they puffed marshmallow man walking around. Is that the guy from Wall Street Betts in that little boat? So they're taking drink orders and Sydney's getting a shower. And Barry's being so nice to everybody. Like like he's just complemented them all day must feel really weird to be them.

It's like a deraise in today. So Daisy's telling the deck staff she's like, oh, if you can't ask the help, I'd very much appreciate that if you can ask the help us again. Come on, come on, come on, come on, course, the drink quarters are like a daiquiri, a virgin daiquiri, a non virgin daiquiri, a different kind of fruit daiquiri, you know, all this different stuff. And Barry, then Barry becomes himself again. He's like, well, I thought she'd gone to pick those

strawberries. He's like, okay, he's okay, everybody. He's back. Yeah, he's back. He's back. So now the group is all gathering at the table and you know, Ali is taking forever to to clean the rooms downstairs, etc. And And then we were just we're just sort of seeing stuff happening like Gary's in the shower and

DC business not helping. Yeah, but I mean, you know, they're also working. I mean, I'm surprised that I'm not as much on Daisy's side as I thought I would be, but Daisy tells Danny, well, hopefully we'll never have none again. And Danny goes, hashtag hopefully, oh, sorry, I was trying to come up with a better hashtag, but that's not like that. Yeah.

So now muscles are at the table and everything and all these setting up photos upstairs. And then there's some popcorn shrimp and Barry's like So everyone I'd like to know what the popcorn shrimp like and sapphire just goes nice Not you idiot anyone else anywhere else with an opinion that matters darling I'm not asking what the popcorn shrimp opinion is. I'm asking how is the pop-corn trip? Quiet pop-corn trip. So, Ali and Sid are getting the romantic upper deck set. And Ali said,

this is the most romantic thing I've done for somebody. No, I'm never done this for me. And Sid needs like, yeah, I don't really do romantic gestures. I think guys, you don a lump of ad in times. Or my birthday. Sounds like a great future for both of you. It was so sad. And Ali asked her,

well, it was your last relationship. She's like, well, I don't really do relationship. So like if I need attention, I'd just like go down my roster of guys I fucked and start calling them. and Ali tells us, oh she's definitely one of those girls. I've had to do myself more than that, which is why I'm probably going to bang the biggest dish back on this boat in about five minutes. And then Sidney tells us, you know, Gary and I work well together and I'm like really excited

for a night off because I just never know where I stand with him. It's very confusing. I hate to stand up for Gary in this situation, but I think he's made it actually very, very, very clear. He just wants to be friends, he wants to be professional, and he wants to bang Ali. So I don't know where the confusion's coming from.

Yeah, he literally told you you we're just gonna be friends Nothing is ever gonna happen and you said tell me clearly So then Daisy is like um Danny is there is there cake? We can't do the cake. It stop bringing up the cake your missing have to guess here What do we do it? Where's the cotton candy? Where's the Benning Jerry's? Where's the lion that flips over sucking a lollipop? And Natasha's like, I'm not doing cotton candy. It is too much. It's too much. So Dan is like, that's the whole point. That's why I'm upset for doing a sweet table. Now I'm only doing a summer sweet table. And that's my least favorite kind of chocolate. How could you do this to me?

And you're bringing two store-bought cakes. Come on. Cause she's bought her cakes. You know, I like Natasha, but it's not starting, it's starting to look not very good for Natasha, really in the lineup of all the below deck chefs. Store-bought cakes, I mean, one of the biggest things on this show

is having to watch somebody make cakes at the last second. And you just get to go to the store, that is not fair. And they always do it. Yeah, she bought sober on cakes. I will excuse the croissant because, you know, puff pastry is annoying. Okay, we've seen enough great British bakeoff

of them, you know, putting together a rough puff. But like, like, I don't think you can do a rough puff diagonally. Like, if you're on a show that's diagonal, you can't make rough puff. I'm sorry, I'm just gonna say that right now But I think you can make a cake which is kind of intuitive because you think the cake would be harder But I'm saying it right now you can make a cake diagonally, but you can't make rough puff tagly based on nothing just my own hunch

Yeah, um, so she daisy solips that she's like, you know if you don't want to do it then you should just tell me don't deal it But you're the one who told the guess and then she brings the cakes and blah blah blah so Natasha's like um it's not a five year old party it's adults we're dealing with have you spent even five seconds with these people man I know Natasha actually kind of annoys me because she is that person she is that coworker who's like when you ask her to do something she's like I did it I did it and then when you find then you

find that she didn't do it right at all, she's like, what do you want? What do you want? This is how I do it. This is how I do it. It makes takes at different temperatures. How dare you. I think it like, you've caused us, you've ruined now, you've ruined everything for the meeting.

She's like, what do you want? You know what, come down. Everything's gonna be fine. Come down. Don't tell me to come down when you're the one who fucked up. So everybody comes out to sing Happy Birthday and Safron has a line. And it's just so Safron. It is.

She literally goes, because it's a happy birthday, very unenthusiastically. And then, and then Brent is like, oh, that's right. I got to, I got to work for my. I got to work for my role here. So we just draped himself onto Tony. He's just like, hang onto this guy. He's like the one time that Brent doesn't get up and shake his ass and everyone's face. I know, this is actually nice.

So Tony's crying. And he's like, I don't want to have any of the cake, but he's like, just half of that, just half of that, please. And he's like, don't, that, just half of that please. And she's like, DAAAAAAAHHHHH! I see the fucking thing done! Oh Safi, that's what got you into this trouble and the first place didn't it?

So is this where the ice cream comes in? And also the cotton candy, that never materialized. You know, it's like a boyfriend who would stick around for Safron, It just never appears. It's just like Safron's future, just something that won't really ever materialize. Am I right, everyone? Okay. Okay.

Who was it? Who's ready to go to Fat Camp? Who wants to go to Fat Camp? So, so, these are like, oh, I'm really sorry. And so that they do Vodka Shards instead. Yeah. And Brad's yelling, no one on Bravo can get the shot song down.

Not one to do the shot first in. At this point I'm wondering, is it copyright? Are they guys we can't sing the shot song? So you're gonna have to just change up the rhythm. Just change the rhythm so it's a different type of song. Yeah, cause no one does it right. No one does. So Daisy's also really mad because apparently when they brought up the birthday cake to

Wish sing happy birthday Daisy wasn't even there. I guess and so she was mad that like they did it without her So now Barry and Barry is like, it's caught. Do you want to go on a walk? Okay. Yes get your booty ready. It's gonna be fun So he's like I feel very anxious tonight. Do you love me? Which is like and of course Scott's like, I do love you. Yeah, so then they go up to the first. But then there's just gone off, hold on one second and you're paid. Thank you, darling. Yes, exactly. So they go upstairs and then to this like the the deck where has all the votives and the flower petals and of course

Barry just steps right onto a votive Which is that really sort of sums up the amount of romance that's happening here Well the reason I wanted to ask you that damn stairs is because oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I don't know if I can do this Will you marry me Yeah, it doesn't even get down on me, just sort of like his legs just sort of like displayed out on the bench Scott I'm gonna ask a rhetorical question. Will you marry me and Scott's answer is so weird too. He goes yes, of course of course. I want to be part of this Like okay, he's like yes, I mean you brought me on a fucking yacht. Yes, I want to be part of this. Like, okay. He's like, yes, I mean, you brought me on a fucking yacht.

Yes, I'm gonna marry you. Of course, I'm gonna marry you. Yeah, that's a sort of question. That's the sort of answer you give to someone when you offer them a position on a team and your corporation. Yeah. I would love to be part of this.

I have some really great ideas for what we could do and how we could really just like build our brand. Yeah. So various, so various, so why are you so upset then? Why are you crying, darling? I mean, you look like a muffin with saffron coming down the hall, darling. Why are you so terrified?

And it gives this like horrific, horrific engagement ring. That's just this big chunky, it looks, it looks like this, like one of the space ships in 2001 space Odyssey. Like there's that, we know, I don't know if you've ever seen that movie, but like there's a scene where like a monkey throws a bone up into the sky and it comes, it then's like a spaceship and we're in the future. And then like there's this big circle spaceship.

And that's what it looks like he's wearing. He looks like he's wearing the circle spaceship. That's a lot of diamonds. There's a lot of diamonds on there. And so it looks like he's wearing. He looks like he's wearing the circle spaceship. That's a lot of diamonds. Very, it's a lot of diamonds on there. And so it looks like the price is right wheel. That's what it is. If someone made a ring out of the price is right wheel and put diamonds on it, that's what it would be.

Chunky and circular. Yes. And so they go show the family and everyone's like, oh, and Brett goes, well, that's something to compete with. The best answer ever. I'm really starting to love that trick. So Danny's, oh, she's talking about Scott's ring and she's like, oh my God, it's a ring of diamond,

around a diamond. And so I'm like, so what does that mean? True love. And she's like, maybe I should be politically correct and not reply to that. Yeah. And he's like, oh, political, PC, police, huh? So then Gary just goes up to Allie and goes, give me a hug. I'm always here to give you a hug.

Bribribribribribribribrib, until we fucking out, the threaly is over. Bribribribribribribribribribribribrib that he's just whoreny, but it's nice to have the attention. Because I'm a girl who just needs attention. That's why I am, I say, records need attention. So more shots, shots, shots, Safi is doing shots with the guys. And she's like, she know what that was. Absent. This is so much fun.

And then Brett goes, absolute. Is that like when you don't show it for school? And then Brent's just like working all over, like all over the living room area. Just everywhere. He's just up and down. Just boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.

And Safran goes, excuse me, I have to go in the bathroom. And this just goes and just starts peaking her face off. And everyone just goes, oh, Safron. And then Barry's like, could God Safron cheese? And she goes, could you hold my hair up, Dad? It's like, oh, God, is she still barfing in there? Good God.

Oh, Safron, you have vomit all over my, your face. No, Dad, there's nothing on my face. Oh, that's just your face, then. Oh well. Too late to take you back now, darling. It's time for commercial. It's time for a crap and commercial. Celebrity beef, you never know if you're just gonna end up on TMZ or trending on Twitter

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So she's telling him oh the boy likes me apparently and he goes, what the way you? And so they make out I'm like so sad for Danny. I just wish he had a better option But I what I do like about this is that I feel like Danny is in control of the situation. I feel like option, but I what I do like about this is that I feel like Dan is in control of the situation. I feel like she's just she truly isn't it for fun and I don't I think he's going to be the one that's going to catch feelings and she's like whatever. Um, yes, they make out a lot. Yeah, I'm not sure I can't really tell because she seems like she's in control, but then

she's like, I don't want anything to do. Oh, I like him, you know, not just like It was like, well, but now I would like him. You know, it seems to be going down that path, so I'm not sure. But he does seem like the type of guy. He does have a cry face. Like I can imagine him sobbing very easily. So, I don't know, to talk about.

The tattoo is a problem. So then, now Daniel, I'm in Sardani, and sitting here cleaning up, and everything, there's like wax all over the deck. And then, eh, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, I'm in Sardani and sitting here cleaning up and everything and there's like wax all over the deck and then It's still happening downstairs And God how long are you gonna throw up for Jesus? You're barfing the amount of time you're spending throwing up is More time than it took me to steal your boyfriend. Sorry darling hurry it up darling

your boyfriend's right darling hurry it up darling so now it's the morning and they put out a bag that says towers with vomit on it which is really charming the classic and Barry um Barry's like how's your head and Scott ass Safey how's your hair so then Daisy they're gonna go sailing I mean who cares like some of this are we gonna go sailing. I mean who cares, like some of this stuff. Are we gonna go sailing today? We sure are gonna go sailing today. What time would you like service? Well, do you have mine feedbacks? Because we're gonna need them. We're gonna be sailing it ready for stuff to go sideways.

Yeah, and then Barry is like the whole family has gathered and Barry is like, Safron was throwing up everywhere. It was picking lobster out of the carpet. She's such a stupid little girl Isn't it funny that we have someone so stupid as saffron right there? Look at her everyone pointed saffron and the kind of three-lips laugh in her face one two three So Natasha and Daisy

Daisy goes to see what they're having for lunch and guess what they're having muscles Muscles and stay stay and Daisy, Daisy goes to see what they're having for lunch and guess what they're having, muscles. Again, you're gonna have more muscles. Muscles and steak, steak, and muscles. And she's making like a tie, like red curry and paddye and everything like whatever. And so, but while this is happening, Captain Glenn does decide to go sailing, so now everything starts going crazy.

And it's like, girls, girls, girls! Like, um, we got Jordan, it was so much of a silly all of it. So it's just like drama. Yeah, and the drawer is slide open and there's almost going to be a plate all over the floor because the drawer is plates is sliding open! Don't, don't, don't! And then we get food Everything's okay now so they get some muscles and pat time and all that good stuff Absolutely scrumptious. That's what Barry says very goes that's fucking nice and then one of the guys goes You're going to fuck the camp so then

Quiet I make the jokes around here to the boy. So then they pack up and they're heading to the dock. And Natasha actually can't get into a room because in the sailing her drawer, that was under her bed, opened up and then I was blocking the door. Which actually I found myself getting very concerned. I was like, what happens if there was someone in there and they needed medical attention and no one could get in there because there was a drawer. That's actually terrifying. That happened to me one time. I lived in this little studio in Hollywood and it was in a big, anyway, I did that. I had like a built in arm-wa and I didn't close the drawer all the way and I could not

get out of the bathroom. I mean, I live alone. I didn't know anybody there. I didn't have my phone on me anyway. And so I had to crawl out the window into another person's window. I was like, hello, hello. And they did an amp for a sudden. Basically broke into their house and got my ass out of there. It was scary though.

It's like, oh my God, what's gonna happen to me? I cannot die alone in a bathroom with Hollywood. Please. Like 911, what's your problem? I'm currently being blocked in by my armwarrr. It's a very shadowed and bedore thing. I have to go show him this. I was too lazy always close the arm more drawer, did not close it. She betrayed my chest and I honestly, I'm angry.

Am I angry? Yes, I am. I am and I can't get out and I'm working, but I'll never get out of here. David, please help me. David, please send help. That's always my biggest fear as like dying in like the dumbest way possible. But like of course Ronnie died because he got stuck in his own fucking bathroom. You know, you can scream your head off in Hollywood, ain't nobody coming, okay?

No. No, they don't care. They don't care. So they finally get in the room. Danny, like, is able to squeeze through and get in. And now it's time for the guest to leave. And Tony is like, I feel like I've known you guys for two years. And I've only known you for four days.

Oh goodness. And I'm sure they're thinking like, yes, it has felt like two years since you've been on this boat. Please leave right away. Yeah. Well, we'd like to pit some of them, but we had a really good time. Thanks so much. I'm sure that your next game won't mind it all that you put Holand is all over the goddamn eggs. Alright, parliuses.

Can't wait to go find some real cotton candy, not the imaginer type. Yeah, so yeah, Dazies like, Dazies like at first I hated them, but then I grew to love them. And very shortly I will grow to hate them again. So cleaning time and tip meeting. The were chartered Dunning Dusty, the almost wore the toughest yet. Dactin, thanks for helping with interior, interior. This was a tough one.

It's like, thanks Ransy, Chris. And he's like, well, this was a challenge. Not to have a show there with a bit of a miscommunication. I mean, the birthday cake came up when the guests were missing. Ah, I think that's going forward. Whatever I say goes. And I'm happy to take responsibility if I'm wrong. Ha!

And then that's just like, give me a break. Ah, like we don't need to air out grievances in front of everyone. Come on. And she's kind of right. This was a such a dick move on days. He's part, but you know I love, you know I love a dick move from a head stew. So I was kind of right. Yeah was a such a dick move on days. He's part, but you know, I love you know I love a dick move from a head stew So I was kind of you know, you're not the boss of everybody and days he's like oh and while I'm at it

Decrew if they couldn't anticipate my need so I'm not to the chief bitch on deck is peruse Here's like we got no elbow on deck no elbow at all So I'm not having to go at you. I'm just saying when we receive support It's changing experience after I had to ask you about 30 times for it And then Gary's like well when we do you know when we do we don't go We never got to have a break and then when we do get a break I'm not I'm always standing up and I don't get to sit down until we go and go into bed and then and then we're washing dishes and maybe Point being in conclusion.

He, then, Carlos says, can I make an observation? We all just need to help where we're needed, but keep in mind other departments are doing other things. And it's not that I don't think you're busy. I'm not rebuttalin. It just looks, it took a few times for me to ask before I start. And it's like, my point is, when are you gonna, when are you gonna stop with all the busy outside, basically?

Like, what are you gonna do, you know, and she's like, and Gary says, yeah, when does it stop? And I liked that they're kind of standing up to this because this is bullshit. You have your own department. And I know it's mine people, but this isn't the first time you've been bossing around the debt crew having them do things.

And I guess selling is really different, huh? Well, yes, I I Agree they do have their own department but when she needed them to help they were just sort of like yuckin' it up and hiding out on the roof and you know They like they are busy, but there have been times when they could have helped and they were just kind of being dicks And they and there was that whole thing beforehand where they kind of like fucked up all the bathrooms. You know, like I don't, I, she is.

Man, you're really gonna hold on with that bathroom thing. I really am. Like, Daisy. I'm still, I'm still, I'm still, yeah, you're the head. You know what it is? It's just that like, um,

Gary, like we've seen the brews before on the show many times and this is what always happens. The brews are always, like it's always like, oh chill out, like it's always the crazy woman, the crazy woman, that's why she's saying like you're making me look like the bitch. But the truth is we have like nine very fussy and demanding guests and you're sitting there

and you're like, you're sitting there and and you're like, you're sitting there in the and the crew mass just yucking it up or having your cigarette break up top and we're like, we need your help, you know, and that's basically what I think she's trying to say. And he's like, I didn't get in his energy to wash a dish. Yeah, he's like, I'm most doing this. So Glenn says, well, we didn't have our best charter. And it's reflected in the tip. $15,000. Yeah, well done, done.

And this, of course, claims Natasha. She's like a turful to 1,000 percent. You don't promise Ben and Chery's, you're not bringing Ben and Chery's. You don't promise Ben and Chery's, and bring out Eities. Who wants Eities? No one even likes Eities. You don't promise Ben and Jerry some bring out to 80s who on CDs no uneven like CDs So then actually I like it is I'm sorry. I'm sorry E.D.s Corporation. So then It's glad I was like well tonight. We have good news and we have bad news the good news Is that you all get to go to sleep early the bad news is that the anchors the anchors are so close to the boat And you know what they're too close to the boat.

You never know what's gonna happen. And then if we, this is a million dollar boat right here and this is a huge amount of... Glenn, we're already docked. Oh. Oh, well then that's it. Right, carry on everybody. Uh, so the good news is that the charter is very short but it starts tomorrow so they can't do anything really. And he's like, you know, everybody behave. And at least I was really vanking off like, off some steam. It's just devastating.

So then Daisy is, she's complaining to the like, everyone's really goes off to their own corners. And Natasha is with Glenn and saying how she thinks that the boys don't like being spoken the way that to the way that Daisy did and then Daisy's with the other stews and she's like girl has not washed one fucking dish or sees along that's one fucking dish and he's like dex holy shawry indeed and Daisy Danny's like yeah you know it's just bad leadership basically into the quilla I want't stick my sink for it. But I'll do it when there's no work. If they don't push it up, I'm gonna say something. I'll do it. I'll say something.

So you already said something. Yeah, don't act like this is like not what you do every episode. I know you said something to him in private and you said something to him in public. Okay, give it, you know, give it a minute. Give it a minute and see if he does it. So Dan is like, well, in other news, I kissed JL and he's like, oh, I'm not sure you should be proud of this.

This is like that time when NES said she wanted to do a hip-hop album, not proud, not a proud moment. She was, well, I can't remember the last time I had a tension, maybe that's why I'm so uptight, miserable. Plus, I'm working with idiots, so there's that. So there's that. So there's that. So then there's muscle shells that are thinking up the galley and they're throwing them away.

I don't know why they didn't throw them away earlier, but they didn't. They didn't. They didn't. So now everyone's gonna like get shit-faced, okay? So they're all doing shots and cares like, come on Daisy, let's have a talk. And it's like, wait, what a shit to meet and that was.

And he's like, you know, wait, does he even talk to her? Why do I have to- I think it's talking to Ali. Oh, okay, yeah, I'm gonna go into the end to speak to an agent. And he's like, okay, it shows over, bye. Yeah, he's talking to Ali about Daisy and then Glenn's like,

OK, you guys, I'm going to go on to land to speak to an agent. And just don't stay up too late. You will regret it if you stay up too late. You will regret it because in the morning I'm waking up at 7 a.m. And I'm going to give you a nougat. So don't regret. Don't stay up too late.

Yeah, so Gary's talking to Ali. And he's like, oh, nowadays he's on rampage. She She's like, well, she's the closest friend on the boat, you know, I mean, don't get mad at up to her way more than I talk to you. You've got your hands full anyway, down to her. And then it just got to Sydney downstairs, be like, hmm, I don't see Gary. What do I do next? I mean, it's like, yeah, that was a mistake. I still feel like a dick for doing that. She's like, well, I enjoy flotation,

but that's as far as it's gonna go. I think it's just some fun we're having. And then Sydney is right there in their face, always. Yeah. Like for the rest of the episode, every time they do anything, Sydney is right there. Yeah. So then we go over to Colin and Daisy Amma

to having a talk and he's like, Daisy, I just wanted to give you, I just wanted to have a talk with you. Because I didn't want you to take it personally. It's very important for me that your feelings are respected. That's exactly how I feel with my girlfriend when we get into a fight. We generally have a pretty stable relationship. No one cares.

All right. Do you have anything else to say? Well, I do have a book down in Panama if you have any questions about that. I can tell you about my boat. Oh my girlfriend My hobbies Anything I want to go out and I think you're curious about No, my thought do you want to know something? Swax off Yeah, it's just like guys just like left there talking to himself about his girlfriend

So Ali is talking to Danny now and she's like his girlfriend. Um, so Ali is talking to Danny now and she's like, I had a conversation with Gary. Check, oh, you want it. She wants Gary. Just say it. Just say you want him. I know you do. She's like, why does everybody want that guy gross? Yeah. She basically is like, she's like, look, you want to fuck him. Just do it. Like enjoy yourself. You're never going to see him again after this. So just have fun. You know, she's like, look, you want to fuck him, just do it, enjoy yourself, you're never going to see him again after this. So just have fun, you know? And she's like, I may be warmed up to the utter mood and I thought I would. So then, um, then the bunch of the stews are in the cabin and they're just like,

they're just like all crammed in on a bed. And then like, for the first time ever, they acknowledge Collins presence because he opens the door and they're like, Colin, Colin, come join us, Colin, come on, join us, Colin. And then Ali is like, you know, I'm gonna go back, come out, but I can't be asleep. Are you a flair? Hey. Are you a flair? I can't be. You need to be part of this.

Well, sitting on a bed together, not so fun if you ever sat on a bed with other people I'm like the lights were off and he was snoring in bed. So Ali, let's see Gary. Okay, so Ali is talking to Gary, right? And then Sydney is creeping up right by them, you know. So Sydney is like, oh, God, this is awkward, I guess, because they were flirting. She's pretending to look for something on deck. She comes up and she's like, okay, I just want to make sure everything's put away up here. Everything put away. Oh, God, this is awkward, huh? Isn't this awkward? And then come back here. She goes, okay, I just want to make sure everything's put away up here. Everything put away. Oh, God, this is awkward, huh? Isn't this awkward? And then come back here.

She goes, oh, you want me to come back? So why did he do that? Why not? Why did he? I don't understand why he did that. That was that was I wonder is he making a play for a threesome at this point? Because if she's always getting in the way, there's no reason why he should have been like, come back here. Unless he was feeling like he was doing that thing where, where she's like getting in the way, there's no reason why he should have been like, come back here, unless he was feeling like,

he was doing that thing where she's like, in his mind he's thinking, oh, she's gonna feel like, she's gonna get mad at me. So I want, I don't wanna be the bad guy in the situation. So I'm gonna show that I'm the nice guy, which is sort of passive aggressive. Not passive aggressive, but it's like, yeah, like you don't have to run off, like you know, come on, you don't have to.

And I'll put you saying in added friends or whatever. Right. So then Danny's talking to Colin and she's like, well, at least someone is busy on board. And he's like, well, you could be busy as well. And she's like, I don't know about this whole thing with John Luke. I'm very small. He's like, well, you would definitely be the Chihuahua in this relationship. All right. Oh, D. You are a triple dog. D. You. Speaking of Chihuahua, I have to tell you about the Chihuahua.

I have back down in Panama. He stays on the bed with me. All right. You're right. I think that I will go for it. Thank you. Walks off. What? It's just... No one asked Colin anything about himself. So then, Ali, now Ali and Gary are talking about jumping in the water and going for a swim and everything and then Captain Glenn comes back Like midnight, which I'm like, what was Captain Glenn up to until midnight with that agent on land? That's what I like. Yeah, quote him quote, agent. You get it, Glenn.

Yeah, unless it was just like a meeting with the producers. So he's like, okay, guys, well, I'll see you brighten early in the AM. And I'm sure you guys won't get into any sort of trouble like getting wasted at two in the morning and skinny dipping off the side of the boat. Okay. Did I guys? Yeah. So Gary stays up with the two girls and they just keep doing shots and shots and shots and shots and shots and they're like, That was time for bed, that's it, that was shot and then guys are bad bad.

Well no one's gonna allow the other one. No one is willing to go to bed because it's like a game of chicken because Sydney doesn't want to go to bed because she doesn't want to leave the two of them alone and Gary doesn't want to go to bed because he doesn't want to he wants to basically get into Ali's pants and Ali doesn't want to go to bed because she doesn't want Gary and sitting to get together so they're all kind of resentfully staying up waiting for someone to fold. Yes, and so Sydney's like, I'll paint your hair. I'll do it in this, just keep it going. And then Ali goes to pee and she's like, this is a win, a struggle of I've been in. And Gary's just talking to himself at the bar point drinks.

He's like, oh, and I've got a sexual attraction too, but that's not happening. And now I'll go to the edit with his other girl, but now my chance is up, because I already stuck my wig in that other girl, which was stupid of me. Now I'm just talking the edit with his other girl, but now my chance is up, cause I already stuck my wicket made out of the girl, which was stupid of me. Now I'm just talking to myself with a goddamn ball, like a goddamn crazy piece.

And, well, well, well, well, pretty much, maybe a bit of that. So then, now it's like 2am, and Gary's like, all right, how about we have a cleaning option of swim? How about that? Should we do that? So then, Sidney takes off her top, and then, like, basically, basically Gary takes off his pants and they just all jump in, uh,

jump and they get into the water. He's like, I'm ha, ha. And then it shows Captain Glenn and the black and white cam just poking up out of bed and just looking straight at the camera like, what the hell? Yeah. Now here's the thing. This is all fun and I'm using. But earlier in the episode, Gary said one of the reasons why he can't help that with the interior

is because he's not getting enough sleep. And they're working hard and they're not getting enough sleep. And so it's really hard for them. I'm like, that's fine. You can say that, but then don't in the same episode, stay up until 2 a.m. and get drunk the night before a charter. And then expect me to have empathy for you. It's also gonna be interesting because this is what

got Dolores kicked off the boat. And the season of Belode deck was jumping into the water and being drunk and captain Lee had a big fit. It's going to be interesting. Yeah, I, um, it seems like really unprofessional. I feel like Lenin's probably going to have a, have a, a, a stern, a stern word or two for them, you know, about like, you guys still represent the boat. And we're here in the harbor and something could have happened and you know

You jumped in you could have hit the anchor the anchor was really close by and you could have hit the eye. Okay, coming myself down again Coming myself down Well, I'd like to say that this was something that actually happened with my wife. Okay, I've come to come to my conclusion Thanks Colin. I've had enough out of you so okay Well that brings us to the end of below dick sailing you all right we will be back tomorrow with some real housewives of Dollos everybody Absolutely, we'll see you on the next one and Watch what crap ends would like to think it's premium sponsors

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