Watch What Crappens - Below Deck Sailing: Bru-sed Ego

Episode Date: June 21, 2023

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I'm Ben Mandelker and joining me today for part 1 of a two-part below deck sailing extravaganza. It's Mr. Ronnie Caram. Hi Ronnie, how are you? Well, hello. How are you doing? Good. How are you? I'm great just enjoying this ride on a sailboat today. Just, you know, riding through the way. Ben has a moving background now. This is very, very fancy.

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Everyone was pleasantly surprised by me. Yes, I was surprised. I thought that they were gonna call and say nope, you didn't do it But she did it so that happened and then Daisy admitted to Colin that she has Slept with Gary after Gary said on camera sleeping with you was amazing because he wasn't getting any attention sleeping with you was amazing because he wasn't getting any attention. So she was kind of forced into admitting it. Then Colin got really mad and then Colin tells us, my whole says yes, but my brain says it is trouble written all over it.

Your brain should have said stop it. A port somewhere and get a new engine because yours is broken. Okay. Your brain is not said that. So I don't trust your brain, frankly. Your brain, all your brain really says is tape and hot glue. That's all I hear from your brain. Yeah, this is very true. So where we pick up now, Alicia is making a new slice.

First of all, let me make sure I'm on the right below deck notes because the last thing we need is me reading about the wrong one. But Alicia is making a slice of cake. Oh, that's right, because they made this amazing, she made an amazing birthday cake. And then Daisy sliced up the remainder and gave it to the crew. Daisy, by the way, really fucking up. This love triangle has not been good for her. Okay, she's starting to get the Hannah edit.

You know, when Hannah starts to fuck up the producers, she'll just make her look like the Laziest One in the entire yachting industry. So Daisy is, there's Daisy is starting to get that Hannah edit. When Hannah starts to fuck up the producers, she'll just make her look like the lazyest one in the entire yachting industry. So Daisy is starting to get that edit now, but Daisy is legitimately fucking up left and right. And part of that fuck up is that she gave away the rest of the birthday cake. So now someone wants seconds. So.

Can you give it away? Eight. Eight. David. David to the crew took it so that they could eat it. Yeah. They ate the cake. So they're eating it.

And of course, Kevin, who's the guy who loves the cake, they always know that Kevin wants another piece of cake. The guests are like, Kevin, do you want another piece of cake? They didn't say does anybody else want another piece of cake? He said, Kevin, do you want another piece of cake? Which I totally get because I'm that Kevin in my family. Everyone's like, give it to Ronnie, you know. Okay, Ronnie, we were cleaning up the house and we found these girls' count thinments

from six years ago. Enjoy the host. You know, and what do they get? Thank you. That's what? So, Maz is trying to like, piece cobble some cake crumbs together to make a whole thing. And the chef is kind of pissed, but she's like, you know, Chase and I did say they're gonna want more cake. Let me just do it so she's like, bolding cake together.

Yeah, she's taking the scraps, putting out the thinnest piece of cake. And then Daisy meanwhile, talking to Colin and she's like, how are y'all okay with me, Colin? And he's like, I mean, just trying to deal with it. My policy in life is honesty. And this is an honest use of big deal for me.

That's my policy. I'm like a herds rental car, except instead of having a return policy, it's an honesty policy. So she's like, all right. Great. So she's like, well, I agree with why you're upset. I get why you're well, log-o, great,

with Ward, you're upset. I'll get Ward, you're upset. Call in, I get it. And I hate seeing her, Gravel. You don't owe this fucking guy anything, okay? And he's like, well, I'm just so exhausted as well. Log-o, I'm just so very, oh, I'm really, really over it. And then Kevin gets his cake,

and he looks at it and goes, it's little. It's like it's just three crumbs and a dollop of frosting on the side. So in days he's like, oh Colin, in no way did I want this drama? And he's like, we'll be fine. He's just, are you okay with Gareth all? And he's like, well, when someone does something like that to you that you would never do, it just makes it harder to understand.

You know what I'm saying? She's like, all right then, so the last thing as I want is for anyone to be hurt, but we're our friendships to be affected by this situation. It's like, hmm. I mean, he knows you're gonna cause drama. I mean, let's be honest. He's gonna have to stop with this.

Like either, as soon needs to pick a lane. My lane is you don't owe him anything. No one owes you an explanation of who they have sex with and you had a girlfriend. That's what I think it should be. But if she is gonna do this whole like calling, are you okay and like a baby calling? Okay, then do that, but don't then say,

okay, well I'm glad you're okay. But what about Gary? Like, you don't need to be sticking up for Gary or taking care of things for Gary. It's like you're couple standing up for Gary in this conversation about calling not being mad at you about Gary. It's confusing.

Don't do it. Don't do that. Leave Gary out of it. So then they hug and they're like, Kevin, did you get your cake? I kind of love that they just keep cutting back to Kevin's sad cake storyline. I know. And he is like, I ate it. I ate the cake. So people are winding down this evening and just like really awkward vibes between Khan and Gary in their room. And then Alex is like, he's standing on the, he's like at the edge of the deck, looking

onto the water with mad. He's like, see these big fish? They're trying to eat the school of small fish. Yeah, I'm like, wow, wow, you have an old aquarium show down there. He's like, yeah, no, I nerd out on this stuff, you know, not many people realize that big things like eat small things, but, you know, not many people realize that big things like eat small things, but now you know. I love that that's his version of being a nerd is just guessing what's going on because it's probably not what's happening, okay. He's like, the big school's gonna eat the little school.

Maybe they're just fish swimming. You know what I mean? I feel like they're just fish swimming and he's like, they're gonna eat them. I'm a nerd. I feel like it's like a lot of little fish gathering to see like an Adelefish at a concert. Like there's a caconsert. Like, oh my god, Adelefish is playing,

we gotta get together. And he's like, yeah, that big fish wants to eat them. It's like, no, the big fish is like literally putting on an amazing show right now for the little fish. Okay, the big fish is so good. Why are you so good? Shaming Adele.

No, meaning that Adele is like a Diva superstar. And like the big fish is So good. So good. So good. So good. So good. So good. So good. So good. So good. So good. So good. So good.

So good. So good. So good. So good. So good. So good. So good. So good.

So good. So good. So good. So good. So good. So good. So good. So good.'s just what I know. I know. Thankfully it wasn't long last. It was a bit too last. I hope that big fish gets into a relationship with the group and then the group breaks her heart. So that way she just comes up with some

great new music. I doubt it will always be sad. That's why I like Adele. She's like heartbroken, even if she's happy with something, because I think she's been with the same guy for a while now. So even if she's happy with something, cause I think she's been with the same guy for a while now. So even if she's happy, like her new songs will be like, hello, my keys. Hello, my keys. I just don't want to be like heartbreak over just average things that you have to deal with

as a couple, like, I've already cooked in a trast this week. Ask me out on a date already. You use your own tides, Dick, on your pants. I just hope that she doesn't become a therapist like Alannas because Alannas just has never really been able to tap back into that rage that she once had. I've been waiting for something.

I've been waiting for someone to do terrible things to Alannas for so long. When she and Ryan and Reynolds were together I was like Ryan Reynolds, please please Break our heart in a devastating way so she we get another jacket little pill, but no she's like Staggy got the right musical about a lamb is which is just Not ragey at all It's not the same anyway

So Alex is saying how he'd rather, he's like, I know I should work, but I'd rather hang out with Mads and look at Fish and tell her about Fish. She just wants to go in there and snorkel. So he's basically not working. Over and out. Yeah. So then he goes, well, there's the big one. She's gone.

He just keeps pointing out obvious things in the ocean. He's like, it's a fish. Got him a nerd. So then it's now 243. And we watch him posing down the deck and kind of folding stuff up. And then we see him sitting around in the wheelhouse. And then it's the last day of charter.

615 days he's taking coffee orders. And Chase takes the chef of coffee, which on Bravo is like the ultimate in a male attention. Bravo, on Bravo, when a man brings you coffee, you might as well marry him. Yeah, you really should. So he has a crush on Alicia, that's like the new thing. So he's being like really nice to her and bringing her stuff. And then Glenn is upset because there's a dirty scupper. What else is new on this show?

The scuppers, by the way, Glenn is, Glenn is angry about dirty scuppers. How about this, you got a broken engine. Be angry about the engine, okay Glenn? How about you, how about you get your engine checked before your scuppers? So I'm like, I'll mad. I'm like, I've worked myself up into a tizzy

about that fish situation. So he's like, uh, yeah, hello, could you do the scuppers on the fly bridge? And she's like, uh, yes or yes, all right. And he goes, well, it should have been done last night. I don't know why it wasn't. And then it cuts to Alex. Oh, my, this is a fart.

This is a first. Did you notice this? We cut to Alex in bed with a big boner, and then it pulsates. We get the boner like flag move. I did not know that. I did not know that. Did you see it?

I did not know that. And I don't have to go back and see it. It was amazing. I would just like to say thank you, Bravo. I've never seen a boner twitch on Bravo. It was a very good history. It was a very good story. It was a very exciting. By the way, I think I'm gonna turn off my sailboat.

My sailboat is in a little bit of a choppy waters, and I'm afraid it's actually gonna make people watching the seasick, because it's literally going up and down intensely. So pardon me while I change to a more humble sailboat situation, I'm gonna hop onto your boat, Ronnie. Alex is like, you know, everything's fine. Everything is done. Scuppers are done. They went to bed at 2.30 and they got up at 6. And that wasn't the truth. Okay, that was a memory, I just said. So Gary is getting dressed now and he's telling us because Colin is still ignoring him and he's like,

I'm never going to friendship over girls. And he'd be willing to throw a friendship away with this and clearly, I didn't mean that much. She win. It says Gary who's always willing to throw friendships away over girls. Like that's literally all he does. Like the hook up is what matters the most to Gary, okay. So Gary has a cut on his eye and some like bruises and a cut on his forehead. really all he does. Like the hookup is what matters the most to Gary, okay? And now, I'm sorry. So Gary has a cut on his eye and some like bruises

and a cut on his forehead. Did you see that? Does someone finally beat the crap out of Gary? Cause I'm waiting. I would love that. And he looks pretty roughed up. So. I think he's crossed.

Yeah. Maybe like tried to have sex with like a rose bush or something. He's like, oh, lady, I love it. I love for Seattle In prickly on sugar. Okay, here comes daddy He's wasted so Yeah, so Gary saying that thing is ridiculous so now Chase is he's showing Gary how the boat was all messy like the scupper's etc And he's like, you know, it wouldn't bother me, but it just, just that Glenn comes and

he comes to me and he's like, the skipper should be done by now. And like, you know, if I only had like a few hours to clean overnight, I'd focus on the obvious shit. Like picking crumbs up off the floor, like, you know, things like that. I'm just like a little, little piss at this point of season in Alex, you know, he should know better. Yeah, and Gary should have told him which power ties by now because that's that's Chase's thing where he's constantly trying to like undermine Gary's leadership.

Now he's correct. I have to say because usually on this show people do that and they're not correct. They're idiots, but he's correct. And Gary is not only not teaching Alex properly, he's purposely trying to start shit between Alex and Chase. Gary's the worst is the point. So Daisy's like, good morning, and Colin says, morning, thanks for checking on me. That's a real big thing.

Okay, you know what, Colin, I'm sick of you. I've had it with Colin. Colin's too sensitive. Colin's like one of those emo-sensitive guys, and I think there needs to be a balance between the Garrys and the Collins of the world. Garry's too horrible and gross, and Colin's too, like in his fee fees,

about somebody that he, like, made out with once. You know what I mean? Like I'm officially sick of listening to Colin fucking wine and getting emo about shit there. Okay, and if you wanna continue getting emo, go stand at the edge of the boat and listen to the Adele fish fucking cry all night. Okay, because I'm no longer listening to you.

So Daisy tells the guests, they're throwing up a party for Lucy tonight for her graduation, and then Lucy's like, FaceTiming her friends. And she's like, I have the, I have to graduate, yeah, I graduate and yet. And they're like, no, we all just put on our gowns. We've only done it right now. And they're like, of course, wearing like, like hot dogs on their head and, and like, smocks whatever, because that's what I imagine Lucy's friends will do. They just always wear just like the wrong things.

They just imagine all just like running into each other and bopping into glass doors and knocking their heads. And like, I put a hot dog on instead of a motherboard. I'm such a silly fool. Yeah. And they're in their capping gowns. And she's like, I'm not being a graduation, that's laughing your turn. I'm ready for tonight though, we'll have some

shots and get drunk. And the girl's like, I thought yeah, graduation. So then down in the crew mess, Gary's telling Daisy that his shorts are chafing. And Colin just like walks in on the mothering. He's like, loo loo loo loo loo loo, he's roughed on the blablabla. And Khan just like walks in on the mother talking and he's like, moody walk past. So he walks past on moody and then he like stands to the side and listens in on the mockery.

He's like, do you have any rash cream? I'm being serious. Blablabla blablabla, need some rash cream right now. If mine not to balls for what they're chafing, Khan just says he's like, oh, like deep peat in your balls.

Oh, I have, I have. And he's like, I've done that bitch with the ball before and then I touch my winky, and it's like, oh, like deep-heatin' your balls. I'm like, oh, I'm like, oh, he's like, I've done that but before, then I touched my winky, and it went like, oh, to that, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ball rash, okay? You fucking cry baby Jesus. They're talking about rash cream. She doesn't talk to me about rash cream. So Gary, so then they dock. It's time to dock. Throwing the lines out and everything. It's the whole process. They get into poor, they dock, they line up, they guess come out, they thank them. They especially, the primary especially is grateful to Alicia for making the Johnny cake. They especially, the primary especially is grateful to Alicia for making the Johnny cake, because they remind her of her mother. And then they even glens

like, hold on one second, I'm gonna do something, but you won't know what it is. Oh, oh, oh, God, funny every time. So then Gary and Alex are talking and Alex is like, okay, tell me how great I am. Guys, Gary's about to eat me. I'm like a total nerd with like human interactions. So I'm not gonna eat you, I'm not gonna eat you. All right, but he is what I'm gonna tell you. Chase was not happy this morning,

we'll say that, but you're a little loud. He's like really fucking cook. Whoa, what's up with the Wimpy back wing insulting wow, okay sure I really not I was not prepared for that I know Cuck oh my god, so then Alex is Alex goes to chase he goes so Where you upset with the boat this morning? And she's like, well, it wasn't the best.

I mean, and then he goes, fuck me, man. I didn't expect Gary to run to Alex and be like, hey, Chase said that you suck. I mean, come on. Well, Chase, he's already done this two multiple times. Okay, so I don't know why you would be surprised but he did that. So Alex is like, what part looks bad? And he goes, oh, well, you know, food all over the Sunday floor

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store, grab some impossible beef or patties and get grilling. He said, well, it's not like I can be upset with you, but there was food all over the floor where they were sitting and Gary goes, oh, I could have buttered cooked, which I'm like, I don't know what that had to do with anything. So, Chase is basically like, Like, Gary's making me look like a title-tailing bitch, and it's not me being mad I'm just prioritizing that where they get up and they sit should be spotlight. Hey, it's just advice It's just advice that I'm giving you. I was like, thanks Advice taken, and he goes, but, Gary's the boss, and he goes, but gear is the boss and he goes and gear is like, well, I'm happy with everything

Everything's going great for me. And Alex is like, yeah, you know what? I shouldn't have to hear it from Gary the way Chase feels, but like whenever I have to say, I say to someone And I would expect Chase and our head of department to do the same, but I think I'm dealing with a lot of small dick energy. In other words, Cucks, a whole bunch of Cucks, am I right, guys? So then we get this random Southern Charm music that you know, that they're playing music of like Craig driving down Main Street in Charleston. They do it for the rest of both of these episodes that we was up to that.

It turns into Southern Charm. It's really weird. It's not like Southern charm hint music. They literally took just a Southern charm music and put it into blowdeck sailing. No, that's not how that works. You know, just go with show and just start stealing their music. Next thing we're gonna hear that. What is that one? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, listen, I know you're all part of the Bravo umbrella, but this music has to be siloed. You just cannot take, you cannot liberally take from these different music libraries, okay?

Southern charm music is on Southern charm and below deck music is on below deck. Yeah, because this one's like, but I'm, but I'm, but I'm, but I'm, but I'm, but I'm, but just cleaning. But I'm, but I'm, but I'm, but I'm, but I'm, but I'm, all right, well what a fun fun charter group we had today. I thought the service was really good.

Alicia, the Caribbean dinner, they raved about that. I'd just like to say now is not the time where we take our foot off the pedal. Even though that is a driving metaphor and we are on a boat but you know maybe a better thing would be like we got the wind in our sails so let's you know have smooth sailing going forward that's two for one and appropriate because it's actually a vessel that we're doing but I'll stick with the foot in the pedal thing. Also maybe you shouldn't say it's not the time to get your foot off

the pedal when you consistently crash into things. It is literally the time for you to get your foot off the pedal, sir. Okay. Yeah, let's work on that. So they get their tip and it's like $20,000 and Lucy's like, I might not be graduating today. I might not be at graduation today, but at least I met $20,000. It's hard work, but it's hard industry that we work in.

But it flips off. And then she falls out of her bed. I know just standing up. She's the one that Chase goes into help Alicia. Now, I don't know where this storyline came from that now Chase loves Alicia, but it's weird. I feel bad for Chase. I also feel bad for Alicia,

because who wants to chase Story of Mine? Literally nobody. But I feel like he's just making it up because nobody else is interested in him. And I feel like she's getting clearance racked. And I really, I'm offended for her. Yeah, as she says, Chase is a sweetheart and he's like good looking and tall

and he's got a good body. But my boyfriend has all those things as sweetheart and he's like, good looking and tall and he's got a good body. But my boyfriend has like all those things as well and he's like not annoying. So it's always tough to do long distance but I'm pretty loyal and I mean, I'm pretty, I mean, I am loyal. Guess what I'm trying to say is, yeah, this storyline's not gonna work for me producers.

So, maybe we should move on to something else. Nice, right. Listen, I've got a tall handsome smart man as well and he's got a feathered beabody. So I'm going to stick with that. All right? We see a picture of him and he's like, so then Daisy and Gary, she's like, so Gary, just wanted to check on you.

How are you in colon? And he's like, oh, I don't know. She's like, well, I was thinking of having a chat with your boss. Oh, for fuck's sake, you drama queen. That's ridiculous. Why are you having the chat? That's between them. You don't need to have the chat.

So he's like, oh, we don't need that. I think it'll blow up, blah, blah. And so then we see Chase lying down in bed and hoping, he's like, I just hope that Alicia's gonna join me in this bed and Gary's like, well, she says she has a boyfriend, but why don't you go and try to explore it because when a woman has her own boundaries, that means that you can just pave right over them, right?

Blah blah blah. And Chase is like, well, I'll tell you what, if she crawled into this bed, I definitely wouldn't kick her out. Who, we? And Gary's like me neither. And he goes, I'd kill you. You can't have mom Gary And he's like I just want mad

So now a mad and Daisy are setting up the graduation party and Daisy's like Lucy has made it very clear to us that she said that she said that she's not home for graduation So we have her family on FaceTime and we put out all sorts of mattresses. So she falls over, she wants to get hurt. And I think we can bring the graduation to her. So Lucy comes up and everyone's cheering. And she's like, and they have her cap and gown for her.

And so this is the nicest thing anyone's ever done for me and to have my granddad hair. He's 94! I'm gonna remember this for the rest of my life and then she like bunks her head. Where am I? What just happened? What am I doing here? It was graduated.

Did I now? So Daisy, okay so now it's time to go out. So Daisy gets in, she insists on going in one cab with Colin and Gary and everybody else has to share the other one. So she's like, all right, I thought it might be noise to spend time together. I feel like we've also got our focuses. We're in this together and I want to remind us, here we we are our dream and it's a cover. Oh yeah, we're our team so leg will keep it up and so like how do you feel Colin?

He's like about what? Because about everything is well this was a massive stitch up. That's what I think is a stitch up. Well I want to tie with my fucking boys and this is my time to do it. Well I think that a crew night out is like us the best time to do this am I right? Ah, no it's like this isn't the best night to do it. Well, I think that a crew not out is like us the best time to do this. Am I right? Ah, no, this isn't the best not to do this. Oh, he's it. So many said, no, I was like, why wouldn't you free time? I love that Colin only wants to talk about the relationship when they're on the clock. And he's literally supposed to be running a boat. He's like, what, why would we talk about this?

We're not at work. He only wants to discuss it when he's surrounded by gauges, when he's in that random room, like the engine room with all the gauges around him in his like little corner. He's like, I would only like to talk about this if I'm face away from the camera and you have to come around me and wrap yourself around my body. Then we can talk about it. I'm curious like, oh, who are you? Who are you? I'm just there. I'm in like, I think conflict with anyone. I'm not good with confrontation. I'm very nervous. And then in the other band, Mads is like,

I'd be down to stars, I'm drama, if me and Garrett, if me and Alex man out. Oh. And Alex is like, that would start drama. Only kisses her cheek. And she's like, um, hey, I was down for it. Like a real kiss. Oh my God.

Sorry, but you carried yourself. You carried yourself. No one's gonna wanna kiss you after you kiss Gary. I mean, it's like public health. You know what I mean? It's like walking through an airport coughing and then trying to make out with somebody, you know, in the sea line.

Nobody wants to make out with somebody, you know, in the sea line. Nobody wants to make out with you, buddy. No, I'm... So, then like Mads and Lucy, Kiss Alex, they're like a little three-way kiss. It's a small one. And then the crew, they get to the restaurant, they're singing at the table. And then, it's like, cheers to Lucy

for being a smart, beautiful woman who just fell out of her chair and Gary, and Gary then says to come like, cheers, plus face, blah, blah, blah, blah, Gary then says to come like, jizz, pouce fizz, blablabla, blablabla. And then we cut, most importantly, we cut to Glenn back at the boat playing chess with himself. He's like, oh god, this is really hard. They're playing classical music. It's like, the nutcracker. This is real hard. So then the food is delivered and then we cut back to the captain and he's like, yeah,

baby. He turns it back around. So then Gary Pills call him for a chat. He's like, all right, I'm going to tell you how I feel. So, Colin, I've got to be honest with you. I'm sorry, I'm a lot of you. I'm sorry, I lied to you. I'm sorry, I lied.

But it was a catch 22 for me as soon as I was trying to catch 22 girls, and I was on my 21st, and the day was almost over, so I need to get my 22nd and deity was there, so that's how it happened. And Carl's like, you're a pussy, bro. You should have just said the truth. And Lord, do it and break a promise. Oh, my, all of my knowledge is gentle, man. Like you did, but you did lie to her, and you did break a promise, by mentioning your national TV deck Okay, why are you trying to sound like an upstanding citizen? You're like the human version of the goo they have to crawl through on big brother in those challenges

So counts like right. I know I'm expecting them to spill you onto somebody on the Nickelodeon channel. I hoodie in channel. Okay. Okay. I'm expecting a taxi to drive through you and you splash over Melanie Griffith and working girl, okay? So he's like, well, I lied to him, broke a promise. And he's like, you should've said to her, hey, Daisy,

seeing this how you and Colin are now hooking up. What are times a beautiful thing? And I'll win all of that. And then you hooked up and you hooked up and you hooked up. And you said to me, I'll run a larger face. And he goes, and I would never that. And then you hooked up and you hooked up and you hooked up and you said to me, I will island your face. And he goes, and I would never have done that to you. And that's why I'm hurt.

Because it's all friendship, bro. You have a colon, you're also the town gossip. You know what I mean? Like, I don't know. I don't know. But I would tell colon anything. Well, it carries like, well, do I feel like a bliss for lying to you? Yes.

And is there anything happening between us right now? Absolutely not. Is she applying rash cream to my balls later on this evening? Absolutely yes. And that's the bottom line, nothing happening between us. And Kant's like, he hasn't really respected mine and day's relationship and it's unfortunate. But I have to take everything he says with the pinch of salt and also a little bit of deodorant. And I don't know what to believe.

Well, me neither because you're not in a relationship. You've made out like twice, like you slept in the same bed. I don't know where this whole like you're in a relationship thing is. Now, that said, Colin's on my nerves today, but I do feel that he's right that Gary's obviously not respecting it, right? Because every time he drinks, Ryan Gary's trying to hit on Daisy just to upset him, you know? Yeah. So, Gary's like, well, listen to me,

I've been a dicks to people the majority of my life from the whole apple apple apple. And if I can keep one person's promise, then let me show them I can keep the promise. And then like, like another friend about it, you know, where am I gonna go? It's a loose loose situation. You didn't keep the promise.

Yeah. Let's stop pretending that you kept the promise. So if you're gonna break the promise anyway, you might as well have been a good friend while you broke the promise. Cause now you broke the promise you're a bad friend of Daisy and a bad hookup. And you broke the promise and you're a bad friend of Collins.

So it's like you were true to nobody. Yeah, well it was a loose loose situation, which is ironically enough, whatever it to says after they sleep with me So then Alex is Asking man as if she's has feelings for Gary and she's like I'm just like trying to like have fun and like enjoy myself And like Gary is making it like so much more intense than it needs to be like I definitely won't be like Anger at him for a full episode after this because like he's the one making it so intense So Alex is like is he enjoyable?

She goes, well, that's a moment. I mean, who else is giving me attention? Are you? Man, it makes me crazy too. Like, this kind of person makes me nuts. Like, well, I've got to fuck somebody and that's the only one giving me attention. Really? Gross.

Yeah. What a gross, what a gross way to live your life. giving me attention. Really? Gross. Yeah. What a gross, what a gross weightl of your life. Like, how did it fuck somebody? Well, then why don't you pick one and make an effort instead of just acting like a fucking cupcake on a tray in the office waiting for someone to find you attractive enough to eat.

You know what I mean? It's so weird way to value yourself. Listen, I support her. Someone's mounting and saying, listen, I support her being horny and being, well, I'll bang, I'll bang Gary because, you know, I'm horny. But what I don't like is when people like, whatever it's just like casual sex who cares and then they of course get feeling some like see see see she's done a pretty good job she's lasted longer than literally anyone else with Gary so far but we are trying to see in a Especially the next episode that like you can see now Mads getting attached so Alex is like you know I think Gary is very Intermediate by me and like I like I think some gonna make a move or something, but which I'm not to be honest,

because once you get involved with Gary, it's like a rock and a cock place, am I right? Gross. Matt is like, yeah, but if Gary wasn't involved, like maybe then you'd look up with me. And he's like, yeah, like you could have banged me or chased me,

he'd chose Gary. Da. Like why does it have to be explained to you? It was so weird. So she's like, well, I mean, it was clear from day fucking one and I knew that Alex was more of a flirt. I just made the wrong choice. And I put myself with Gary.

I feel like I put a bomb to explode. It's like, yeah, but it's not like you just, it's not like you just took up with Gary once and you're like, I regretted it. I don't understand why this guy won't give me a chance because I would understand that, you know, if you'd drunkenly hook up with somebody after you time. Yeah, but like you're currently hooking up with,

like as to the point where like you're dating in a way, you know, like everyone knows that you're hooking up, like what's he supposed to do? Right, like he, well, she keeps on acting like, ugh, he's he supposed to do? Right, like he, well she keeps in acting like, ugh, he's gross, he's so neat, like whatever. But then she like, I'm like, then like, then the trade up, trade up for someone else. Although I don't really know if there really is

any genuine trading up. Like at this point, Alex seems like a trade up by default. But is he really, we don't really know if he's a trade up at all anyway. I think, so maybe like she, this is her best option, who knows. I think Alex is hotter. I don't know if it's a trade up because he's like literally fall down drunk every day. And I mean, I know they're like, they're like out partying.

Like I get that too, but he's like fall down drunk every day. And he also said cut today. So yeah, I don't know. Maybe he's a trade side with you know, maybe it's just like when one Uber is taking too long, you just get another Uber. It's not like you get a better Uber. You just get a different Uber. You don't always need to trade up.

You know what I mean? Just trade. Sometimes you just want like a different, you just want a different flavor of Mentos. And that's why I get the rainbows. Like I first have a strawberry and then I'll have the pineapple. It's not a trade-up. It's just, it's just still a Mentos. Yeah. And then I'm like, oh, so gross. a trade-off. It's just still a Mentos.

Yeah, and then I'm like, oh, so gross. So good metaphor, because that's what I say about these guys too. They're like fruit Mentos. So I love those. But I made the mistake this weekend of getting, because that's my new thing, because I'm trying to be healthier lately,

so I don't get real fattening things at the airport, which you know used to be my thing. So now I'm like, I'm gonna get a Mentos. I'm gonna get a roll of Mentos. That's like my new favorite thing to do. But I never remember whether I like Rainbow or Fruit. And they look the same because there are multi-colored rainbow fucking tubes. I don't know who's marketing over there at Mentos, but I accidentally got the rainbow, which apparently I hate, because it's not fruit flavored. It's rainbow flavored. So it looks like the fruit ones, but it's like strawberry, but with dish soap in it. I was very upset.

Am I still ate every last one, but I was very mad about it. Well now, I don't know if you can complain about Mads anymore, because I think you just did. You're doing the math you did the mad thing you're like you didn't like any of it You still went back and you went through the entire role you went you're right, you know So you get it in many ways you get it, but I didn't go do things to the fruit the fruit role after you know what I mean Yeah, I accepted that The point is that we as humans unfortunately unfortunately, we go back to bad situations just because they're convenient and give us fleeting pleasure. Yeah. Well, it goes better.

So you could have had mintmentos. Oh, those are disgusting. I hate those. So you know what they need is like a caramel flavored mintos, not actual, but it's still 10 calories per Mentos thing. But it's like a caramel flavor chocolate. Peanut butter. Peanut butter would be good. I've never had a chocolate candy that's peanut butter flavored though. No, I don't think that there haven't been

a lot of great innovations in that space. I feel like when it comes to second candies, people like to go to fruit. But maybe who knows? Maybe there's room for a peanut butter, sucking candy. I mean, peanut butter, which isn't but peanut butter at all. It's really not. So Daisy and Lucy are talking and it's really not. You know, Daisy's being dramatic. And she's like, that's just where everyone has coupled off. You are one of the ones. You're tripled off. So then Chase and Alicia

are trying this storyline and Chase is like, um, Mike, are they, are they gonna go talk to you? Or do they really think we're sitting here flirting with each other? Are we sitting here flirting with each other? Who we? And she's like, well, actually,

they're gonna talk shit to each other because you and I can flirt all day long and we'll still just be mates. Ha, ha, ha, ha. Oh, look at this. You know what I love about this, this table that we're sitting at? It's perfectly positioned right in the friend zone. I love that. It's amazing that we can sit in the smoking section and the friend zone all at one time.

It's like being in two different realities at once. So what did you order for dinner? Because I ordered the Ick. So I have, I have the Ick right now. What did you get Chase? Mm hmm. I'm sorry, but no matter what you ordered, you're never gonna get it, never gonna get it.

Never gonna get it, never gonna get it. Never gonna get it, never gonna get it. Never gonna get it. You're my type on the other. But imagine, if, imagine a version of you that were like hotter and also more pleasant to be around. That's who I'm dating right now.

Anyway, enjoy the friend zone with me. Never gonna get it. So back to Lucy and Daisy. Lucy is like, have us a fan right here. And Daisy says that I don't think they've talked for dies. I'm the most important thing to me. Is that the arrow, Kai? What am I gonna do about calling in Gary?

Oh, Daisy, please. So then back to Colin and Gary, who everybody knows they're gonna be fine. Cause there are guys, we know somehow this is all gonna be your fault in about 20 seconds. So stop worrying about those two. Yeah, they're just gonna fart and burp on each other and then they'll hug and pretend like they

never had an issue, and cons like, well, that vanwild was scary and get there the yesss all about her! And then they're just being joky, and Daisy sees them from afar, like, oh god, I feel like I got a wet giant weight has been lifted off my shoulders. I'm so relieved that Gara and Call it a speaking again, ha! Hi, I'm Michael Patrick King, host of the official Max Companion podcast, and just like that, the writers room. Each episode members of the writers room and I unpacked moments from season 2, sharing juicy details you can only hear from us. Stream and just like that season two starting June 22nd on Max, and listen to end just like that the right is room on Max or wherever you get your podcasts. So then we cut to the captain in bed. He's going to bed.

And Alex just, you know, Alex just lies around with boners, Britens fisher about to eat each other, and then when he gets out of bed, he just throws all of his blankets down onto the captain's bed. Like who does that? Yeah. Glenn, I'm sure Glenn cannot stand this guy.

Well, ever since he tried to put like a, like a, a, a Yeti on a Yeti cup on Glenn's head, and the first half of that, I was like, oh my God, this guy. So yeah, Glenn's like throwing his linens back up on the bed, it's like, for fuck's sake. So now everyone's in the van's going home and it's like silliness and drunkenness,

the usual stuff. And then like as they approach the yacht, Gary is like, he's like, oh, come on, Lucy, come on, Lucy, let's take off your shirt, let's take off our clothes and like jump into water. Oh, let's do this, Lucy, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah the bar so mad to say or people just like I'm the jacuzzi right now and he's like well could just be me and you today she's like sounds good then calling the days you're making out and Gary comes in he's like oh sorry guys for me Daisy fucked you know that already right and then up on deck mad says face timing her moming her mom and she's saying, she's like, yeah, I'm really happy with my, my job mom.

And I think Gary comes down and goes, oh, there she is. But she's like ignoring him because she's FaceTiming and so he goes, oh, you're pathetic. And so she goes, I'm pathetic. What? Like, can you call me pathetic for what? For what? Because I'm trying to speak to my family. Vagoff. for what? For what? Because I'm trying to speak to my family. VUG off. So Matt's is going to try and make this the thing that she like gets rid of Gary over.

Yeah. Which is kind of funny. Which is kind of funny. Because again, she's going to like try and have this moment with Alex in the hot tub. Last time she ended up going to be in Gary instead. And this time Alex has just fall down drop. Like it's not going's not gonna work right so she's in the mat she's in the mess now she's like what the fuck is happening I'm on the phone with my mom and then Gary walks by and like says I'm pathetic and Lucy's like pathetic yeah I'm not answering him because I'm home with my family he tries to introduce my he tries to interrupt my family it is over we are my family it is over we are done. Right, definitely not done. So then, um, then Alicia and Chase are hugging in the gallery and she's like, Oh, thank you for helping me through

my struggles. And for being there as my friend friend, and this is on friend, like, you know, I almost feel like if we went to a school together, it would be the Sidwell Friends Academy in DC. That's probably where we'd go to school. I wish we could go get a cone together. We can probably visit a friendlies. Yeah, I think, um, you know, let's go watch that show Friends right now. Sora is not as clever as the other two, but Snubs are gonna do what you're gonna do. Oh, sorry we're moving backwards instead of forwards,

but you know, it's that we roll. It's Friends! Now when told you life is gonna be that way, life's a joke, you brokeought love life's the way. I know it always feels like you're stuck in second gear. It hasn't been your day, your week, your month, or even your year. I'm gonna go to bed and call my boyfriend.

It's just like you, but we're just in beepa app. Oh, I'll be there for you as a friend. So Gary, Gary's lying in in bed and he like sneezes and he goes, yeah, there we go, bless me. And then Chase is like, oh man, Alicia's killing me, bro, she's hugging me and caressing me and every moment I think she's about to make out with me because that's what women do when they touch you. Oh my God. Man, Collins, okay, they's called the friend zone. He said, well, last time I saw you, you weren't alone.

Who did you get laid? And he goes, he was like, he's like, Daisy, she just had come in and I was like, all right, I'll leave. Meanwhile, Collins isn't better at Daisy. Daisy's like sleeping right next to him. And he's like, wait wait are you alone right now? And he's like now and he goes oh Jesus there's two people in here goodnight guys I'm not coming back and he tries to be upset

So he has an excuse to storm out and go sleep for the Lisa, but she's like you're not getting in bed with me chase I was like damn it. Oh, I'm sorry. You need a passport to leave the friends down Unfortunately, I'm out of their jurisdictions so you'll have to stay there. So hurry. So yeah, she really does try to get into her bed. And she's like, no, no. So I was kicked out of my bed. Can I get in with you?

No. Fuckin' go to Alex. Okay, go to Alex's bed. He's like passed out like face down on the hot tub, right? Mary's probably dead, okay? Ghosts like in his bed. I know.

So then it's 3 a.m. and Colin is snoring, and Daisy turns in and goes, Gara, stop. Why are you in my bed, Gara? It's like, oh, Gara. Colin's like this, this is fucked up. I've never ever been mistaken for someone else in bed.

And he goes, what the fuck man? Shut up. And she's like what the fuck man, shut up. And she's like, I'm not wrong. I could see Gary's face there. And he's like, oh, God, this is such a blow to the ego. I mean, maybe she's actually thinking of him or feeling around. I don't know.

Well, let's think about it, Colin, when you last pooped, did you remember to wipe your butt? Because if you didn't, I could see why Daisy might think that she was in the bed with Gary. So it's like, get out. Goodbye. And so I cannot go to the customer. And he's like, you're an idiot.

You're a stage five idiot, seriously. So she leaves. And then it's eight in the morning and Colin wakes up and Chase wakes up in the mask. Yeah, and I love that poor chase is being so Dejected by literally everybody and Gary is trying to make drama for him like everything's going wrong for chase and his shirt says Flynn in the sun Yeah, so Chase that everyone's going back to their rooms. Chase is like, hi,

Gary. I think Madison is mad at you guys. What is up? And she's like, cause I think you called her pathetic. You say, oh, blah, blah, blah. So then Madison telling Daisy about Gary and Lucy's barfring in a in a bathroom and so Gary pulls mad and he's like, so do you want a job? And she's like, no, he's like, oh, she's pissed. Well, maybe she doesn't, maybe she does like me that it's affected us so much, you know, girls. That's how they, when a girl's mad at you, that means they're secretly in love with you. I think we all know that. Blah, blah. So she's like, oh, why did you call me for that? And he's like, I, why did you call me both out of the weekend? And he's like, I have new recollection of that.

She's told me this morning and I'm really sorry about that. And she's like, well, I've literally never been called both out of my life. Well, welcome to Being on Bravo TV, because now there's probably a lot of people saying that about you. Well, I'm glad they broke this hill, yeah, because now you're on Bravo. So I'm sure this heel, yeah, could be a rock pop. So I'm sure you've heard it about 9 million times since then.

Uh-huh. So guys, like, well, is that at the end of the night? And she goes, well, it doesn't matter if it's the end or the beginning of the night. Because, well, of course it does, because I always should face. So that allows me to say things like that. And she's like, oh my god, Gary. So she's really pissed.

And he's like but I'm showing her that I'm sorry and I apologize and she still keeps a crunch and so he goes to the mess and he's like no no no can't mean this way come here she's like no he's like well I'm a politicizing to you for something I have no remembering before but someone can walk up to my room Well, you're having sex you just lit it blow over Okay, so you're trying to change the subject to Colin and Alex coming in while you were having sex with regastural That's it's so That's a whole other argument for right now that you don't want to start because that pisses me off

that you say that and I let it fly, okay, fuck off. And then she's like, sorry, Chase, by the way. He's like, no, sorry, I'm here. I'm just eating my PB and J with no crust, don't mind me. So then the captain is telling someone on the phone, he's like, I get some really weird dream that has to make really weird But we don't get to hear what they are Yeah, I was about to say I couldn't remember what the actual dream was but we didn't get to hear any of it

I mean last time he wasn't even fighting with the donkey. I need to hear you San Gary goes up to Daisy and he's like so did you and Colin hook up last night? Oh, we kissed! Oh, just kissed. She's like, why? Just wondering, blah, blah. So now there's more cleaning and, um, Alicia's telling Con that she eats burritos with Chase and the Galley. I don't know why I wrote that down.

She's like, well, last night I did well. I was eating burritos in the galley with chase. I guess it's supposed to like lead credence to this storyline that they're gonna have something, but they're not. So Gary and Daisy see each other in the hall and she's got towels and they're doing this like, oh, you pass, no, no, you pass, no, you pass, no, you pass. And they're like kind of giggling in the hallway

like I'm in a wacky, wacky, flirty moment. And Colin hears it and he's like, oh, I can't believe this. First she calls me Gary. Now she's playing Tal Tango with Gary in the hallway. What am I supposed to think about this situation? It really hurts. It hurts me to my call.

I always think about when Colin and his girlfriend broke up once and they post like a black and white photo of each other on like Instagram that was like, it's come to this everyone we've just saw it on couple. And it's like, lighten up bro. I mean, no, you don't have to lighten up that you broke up but like this is not, this has an impact us the way you think it does.

So then like it's like that kind of vibe or might have storm from last season. Now, I love Colin, actually, I think Colin's great and he's one of my favorites, but I do feel like I can see him being really emo in a relationship and getting really serious and walking off onto a peer and looking out in the sunset. I just wanna be lifted right now.

Just like, ah, stop it. Stop it, theoretical. Yeah, probably he's that guy. So let's see. So then Chase is talking to Alex and he's like, hey, can I tell you something? I had a ship this morning and it tastes just, it's not just like a whiskey sour.

And Alex is like, uh, that is not what I thought you were gonna tell me, but... Awesome. That's awesome. Yeah, you ever see a big fish be near a little fish? And think about how the big fish wants you to little fish? Yeah, it happens. So, um, uh, it's a now-dazed encounter

being more flirty, because she's like, when you have time, I'm gonna show you some stuff in the geth area. She's like, I'm not talking to you anymore because you were playing table-tavel touchy touch earlier in the whole way. I'm not gonna talk anymore. She's like, fun! So then there's more cleaning and Daisy is showing Colin some tasks that he can do to help her out and he's sort of like snorts and he's like, I'm gonna throw you stuff for you because of what you said last night. And she's like, what did I do? he's like, I'm gonna throw stuff for you because of what you said last night And she's like, what did I do? It's like in the bed. She's like, oh, yeah, I thought you were a garrer

Well, you know because the two of you in my head stop being in my head You guys are both in my head. Why are you in my fucking head? Both of yours get out of my fucking head And he's like, oh, so you're saying we've been doing your head in? And she goes, yeah, I've been fucking with me, Ed. And he's like, this is unbelievable that you're giving me shit after saying something like that, and bad with me. And she's like, Gary, Nick, Gary needs to be out of my head right now too. He's, oh, Gary's in your head. Yes, Colin, Gary is in her head.

You're hooking up with her when you know that she and Gary like each other. What exactly do you think is gonna happen? You see how they act together? You think someone's just gonna stop having that kind of energy because she made out with you? What's your tongue made of her, she's the fuck outta here. Well, you're literally blaming everyone else

for what's coming out of your mouth. You need to take accountability. She's like, oh, she storms off, which is the exact opposite of doing exactly what she asked her to do. So then Chase is now talking to Alex and saying that. But she did take accountability. She said, I thought you were Gary.

What more accountability do you want from her? She said, yeah, I called you Gary because I woke up and I thought you were Gary. What more accountability do you want from her? She said, yeah, I called you Gary, because I woke up and I thought you were Gary, because you're both fucking with my head right now. That's called accountability, sir. Yeah. She's, I mean, it doesn't mean if she's lying in bed and wakes up and thinks it's Gary.

Sorry, you guys both have long hair. You guys probably both smell like fuel. And it smells like fuel and salt water, okay? Yeah, and honestly like she's hooked up with both of you guys and she's talking to love triangle Both of you guys and you guys are both stressing her out. So yeah, it's probably pretty fair that she would wake up and think that you're Gary It just it's fair. So and that doesn't mean anything by it. Okay, so relax So now Chase is sitting down with Alex and he's like, you know what I mean?

It's not like you were inside of her. It's literally in the dark and she woke up and was like, what are you doing there? It's dark, she's wasted. She's wasted and she feels hair, you know? And I'm sorry, say what you will, Gary is the dominant hair force on this boat, whether we like it or not.

If you think there's like long greasy hair for within your face, the first thing you will, Gary is the dominant hair force on this boat, whether we like it or not. If you think there's like long, greasy hair to live in your face, the first thing you think, when you wake up, you're gonna go, Gara! Anyone will do that. It doesn't matter if you're Irish or not, whether you're a man or woman, if you feel something tickling on your hair

and you're on a sailboat, and you wake up, you're yelling, Gara! Just the way it goes. That's a lot of stuff. Yeah. So, Gary is talking to Mads now and he's like, Oh, Mads, I'm sorry.

I have no idea where I said that. She goes, honestly, you're just making me more annoyed by even being in here. Yeah. And meanwhile, Chase and Alex, Chase is like, clearly, uh, clearly in the air with Alex, he's basically saying, like, look, like, you know, Gary's trying to make me look like a

tattoo, I was just saying like this is what it looked like. And going forward, I'm just gonna come to you when there's an issue. And he's like yeah, it'd be like a better if we cut out the little middle man. Like we don't need Gary. The only reason there's problems with me and Chase is because Gary is mucking up the communication change.

The thing is stupid. And then I think Chase said, we'll peg in the showers tonight. Oh, yeah, I don't know with that. Sure. I don't know if that's the thing. I didn't hear that, but I can imagine that coming out. He's like, well,

shortcut with Alicia, so let's try something different. So Colin and Daisy are in the engine room. And Daisy's like, Colleen, I'm sorry. And he's like, you need to figure some stuff out. She's like, it's just the boss bike. Gary starts it all of that. And he's like, well, what I want for you

is to figure out what you want. I thought I made that very clear. And she's like, but I do want you. Like, what the hell? And he's like, but if you want someone, you're not thinking of someone else. Oh, that's not true. I've been with people where all I do

is think about other people, but I only do it to stay interested in that person. It's called making an effort. Yeah, she's like, you know, he is all upset and offended that guy is on my mind. But he's thinking of it like, I'm thinking of garr, but I'm like, no, I'm thinking about the two of you and our friendship and the mess of time in.

So then it's time, hey, preference sheet meeting for Charter Number Seven, Alisa works in financing and wants to be serenaded by Qatar under the Italian moon. So does anyone remember that girl from season one of this show can we find her? Okay, if not, we'll just use Colin.

Yeah. And Daisy's rolling her eyes and Gary's like, because I'm sorry, Daisy's rolling her eyes. What am I saying? Oh, because they want to be serenaded under the Italian moon on this one. And she's like, oh, gold, give me a fucking break with this, PayPal. So they all agree that that's gonna be calling, but they want a sushi day. And Alicia is gonna get to do a chef's choice Capri-style dinner, which she's excited, and they want a France-themed party.

And so the captain's like will we not throw from France so let's take him to France? Yes so now it's nighttime and Alicia and Chase are flirting some more or more like Chase is flirting with Alicia. It's like a nothing seen and I didn't write down any details about it because now it's morning and like Gary Farz and he's like EEPC! Now it's morning and like Gary Farps. He's like, he's cleaning and now Gary goes up to Lucy and he's like, morning, hello, you lose.

She's like, I'm God. And then bads is like upset that he didn't say good morning to her. So she's like, morning. I'm like, okay, so here it is. You do care for as much as you say. You just want to get bone. Woman's got needs. You have a loof.

Look at you, one, and a good morning from Gary. Yeah, but Gary's doing that thing where he's like purpose is gonna ignore her now. He's gonna like come in and say hello to the other person in the room loudly, but not her. Right. So that's so Gary, you know, but she falls for it, dummy. So she's like, yeah, I said morning twice now. I mean you can't be a mean you can't be mad at me

And he's like why would I be mad at you meds and Lucy goes cuz the Agnolta pray Here's like a book on mad at you. She's like oh Gary's mad at everybody You can only take a joke when he wants to take a job when nobody else can make a joke when they learn a joke It's like oh, that's true. It's just so sad. It's like, homely people would never be fucking each other in the first place, fucking each other just out of convenience and then getting mad at the other person for not being as attracted to them, the same amount that they're not attracted to that person. Like, you're not into him. He's not into you. Can we just clean the fucking toilets? This clean

And now it's time for provisions chase calls Glenn sir at one point and Glenn's like, okay You know what you can stop calling me sir. You can call me captain, but don't call me sir He's like yes, sir. So then Daisy's like girls the toilet is disgusting girls this toilet is disgusting Girls have you done anything with this toilet the toilet is disgusting. Girls, this toilet is disgusting. Girls, how have you done anything with this toilet? The toilets on par, I mean, there's been so much attention on the engines, but the toilets on this boat also a disaster.

Yeah, apparently. So they are getting, so Gary, they're getting in the lineup to give champagne and welcome to Gaston's stuff. So Gary's walking with the captain and the captain's like, what is that? Is that water running around there? It's like, oh, it's probably hasn't dried yet.

Probably hasn't dried yet. He's like, wait, is that water? Is it oil? What is it? Because it's lingering. What is that? He's very focused on this little spot of water. That's like on the tea.

He's like, what is that water? Why is that water calling me, sir? I'm captain, not sir. I'm gonna punch that donkey in the face. I'm eating that water spot. So the captain's like at this point, I'm very high expectations and I'm very happy with what they're doing and I want to finish this strong. I need to finish this strong. So he's telling the crew like say positive guys we're getting through this These guys are gonna have the time of their lives and then we hear a gay going I have resting bitch face If I'm not smiling I look like I'm gonna murder someone The other some girl goes me too. It was like no Laura and you don't have resting bitch face. You're smiling right now naturally

so then the guests arrive, and we meet Alisa, the Oralisa, the primary and Tim, who's the gay, and then various other ladies. They go in the boat tour and they leave the port, the lines come up, all that usual stuff. And then Daisy is offering the gay oysters and he's like, oh my God, I thought I loved you. And now I'm just gonna marry you.

And she's like, what a bitch, look at that face. So the wind is booty-ling for ceiling and the guests are taking pics and stuff. And he's like, oh, Alex passes by and he's like, oh, sorry about that guys. And Tim's like, oh Alex pass his buy and he's like, oh sorry about that guys and Tim's like, oh I'm good with you in it. Come on Alex, get back in here. And Elise is like, yeah if he wants to take off his shirt, that would be fine too. Yeah, so that's just like the usual like fresh on board or or drove swing around and then they put the anchor down on a

patch of sand and what could go wrong, everything's nice. And they're just sort of like hanging out there, but there's like this smaller boat that's very close and it's getting closer and closer. And Gary's like, Glen Glen Gary, oh, we're pretty close to this boat behind us. I think we're dragging anchor right now. Blah blah blah.

And I like that there's one lady, one guest, who knows like this this is how sick um we're a little close to that boat I'm surprised we're so close to that but does anybody who works here see that we're the boats coming closer? Okay, we're gonna die. We're gonna down this to anybody and the crew is just like we're coming close to the boat and the captain's like Well, maybe I don't know you think we're dragging what's going on? It's like can somebody please turn on the boat and the captain's like, well maybe, I don't know. Do you think we're dragging? What's going on? I was like, can somebody please turn on the boat and move it? I'll just move about. How about this? Bring up the anchor and move the boat out the way.

But they're like, oh, well, they were dragging anchor and Glenn's like, can you go backwards little boat, anyone? And it's getting closer and closer. And they're like, do we drop chain, drop chain? And by the way, you know what pissed me off so much about this, this little boat that's just sitting there as the boat, as the big boats getting closer to do, like, we're gonna put out our fenders.

They put these two little testicles on the front of their boat. I was like, is that supposed to help anyone, those two little balls? It's like putting out beach balls, I'm like, well, I think we're protected now. This is gonna need more than that. Okay. And that brings us to the end of Below Deck sailing out.

Come back tomorrow. We will do the next episode. I don't know what Bravo is doing with this show because it's the second week that they've doubled up and next week they're doubling up to. So I don't know if nobody's watching this. I feel like they're rushing, like I feel like they changed their schedule and they're rushing to get to below deck down under because that's coming out in July. So I feel like they're kind of speeding through this, I don't know, I don't know, I don't

care. Tune in for the next episode to find out whether or not parts of all sinks and in a fiery shipwreck with a tiny boat. Who knows, stranger things have happened. So thanks everyone for being with us. We'll be here tomorrow to tell you all about it. Okay, so we have to win, don't you worry, don't you worry. We'll talk to you all later, bye everyone.

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