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Episode Date: June 14, 2023

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We've taken some time off below deck. Well not an off. We've been watching it. We've done a couple of bonus episodes about it, but the schedule was so busy that Bro, you know, below deck never ends, so that was kind of pushed to the side just to be fair to some other shows and give them Reve to breathe. So of course we come back to below deck and right when we do, it's a double episode and next week is also a double episode. So they're really just like, okay, you want to go below deck? Well, let's see. Let's see how you ignore it.

And thankfully, it's below Dexaling, which is really good. And it's having a great season so far. So totally enjoyable. But man, they're not going to let us go hungry. That's for I know. Yeah. For anyone who thought we were not giving below Dexaling enough love. Well, let me there's a lot of love happening right now. So the big thing that happened at the end of last episode was that Daisy finally told, and by finally, I mean, she just wasn't that long,

but like she just told Colin that she and Gary have had sex. Because Gary kind of forced the issue, Gary basically outed it on camera intentionally to make, to humiliate Daisy and undermine her relationship with Colin. It was a real dick move. Although ultimately it was probably better for Daisy to tell Colin this now versus later. Yes, because she wouldn't have told him and that would not be good.

And it would eventually come out. To be clear and come out. To be clear and come out. To be clear and come out. To be clear and come out. To be clear and come out. To be clear and come out. To be clear and come out. To be clear and come out. To be clear and come out. To be clear and come out. To be clear and come out. To be clear and come out. To be clear and come out. To be clear and come out. To be clear and come out. To be clear and come out. To be clear and come out. To be clear and come out. To be clear and come out. To be clear and come out. To be clear and come out. To be clear and come out. To be clear and come out. To be clear and come out. To be clear and come out. To be clear and come out. To be clear and come out. To be clear and come out. To be clear and come out. To be clear and come out. Yeah, because Gary can't trust Gary and of course he's got he would wait till they're wedding You know what I mean he would just be like yeah Gary is that guy

He will wait for the time when he can hurt you the most and then do it You know like he didn't have that conversation with Daisy off camera He waited he flirted with her the whole night tried to make out with her right in front of Colin when none of that worked And she told him he missed his chance. He looked straight into the camera and said, God, I loved having sex with you twice. Yeah, very clear language. He wasn't like, you know, that night we were intimate or, you know, being with you or that one night. He was not coy.

He was not delicate. He was like plain language when we had sex. When I put my penis into your vagina, this is how I felt. Yes. Now that said, um, I'm just gonna go ahead and start with this. Even though I'll probably have to say it 20,000 times during the episode, they are both single people and have the right to fuck if they want to. And I don't know why it was such a huge secret in the first place,

because I think everybody kind of already knew from what you yourselves have posted on Instagram. So, and how you were acting at the end of last season, etc, etc. You guys have the right to have sex. Like who cares? And you have the right to not only have sex with Gary, but then also to have sex with Colin. It's wow. Okay. Absolutely. So I'm not really sure where all the, I mean, I get, I get some of the hand-ringing in this is that Colin feels that they didn't tell him and that he asked him and that they could have been up front with him and it's not as much of a betrayal by her as it is by his

friends who were always going to be honest with him. But to that, I say Colin, you're kind of the gossip of the boat. You know, and people don't owe you all of their off-season antics. So I'm glad. People... Yes, yes, yes, yes. People don't. I think, yeah, like my first instinct was like, God, like, Colin, I feel like this has like a vibe almost like slut shaming.

Like, so what? Like, she's up with Gary, so what? But it really, I think his frustration was more that these two are his like best mates, especially Gary. And he probably asked them, especially when those photos were going around, that you mentioned at the end of last episode of them, like, it disneyed everything

and they were like, no, he absolutely did not. And it turns out they were lying. That hurts. It hurts. Whether or not they had a right to lie or not, it still hurts, you're still lied to, because you know, he's probably thinking you could have just told me it wouldn't have been a big deal. But especially when Colin, early in the season was like, hey, Gary, I just want a double

check before I go, do I, like, do you have feelings? Is there anything I should know? Yada, yada, yada. And Gary's like, oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, go ahead, bleb, bleb, bleb. And it's like, well, clearly, there are still feelings. So I understand why he's frustrated. He's probably mad at himself, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Now for keeping it private, keeping it secret, they didn't have to keep it secret, obviously.

But I understand why days he wants to keep it secret. Like, Collins, his sister says later, it's kind of embarrassing to be like, oh, like, I slept with Gary and I did it twice. I really just want, I don't want to think about this. I don't want, I don't want people to talk about this. I don't want to have to answer questions about this. I'm like mortified that I slept with this dirt bag. Like, let's just pretend it never, ever, ever happened.

You know, you're entitled to those feelings with Gary. Yeah. So we start where we left off where she is just told Colin and he's like, I just feel fucking stupid. And she leaves on mad. No, he leaves on mad back to his cabin and she follows him and he's like, just leave me alone, Daisy. And he's like, no, not going to leave ya. I'm not going to leave ya right now.

And he's like, I just want to go to sleep, Daisy. And she's like, I won't leave ya. It's so dramatic. And he's like, well, I just feel weird because he's my boy. And I've talked to him between seasons during the season saying, if you guys got something and she's like, well, this is fucked up. And he's like, no, he's just says no, which is friends. Okay, but that can still be true. You weren't saying, at least on camera, you weren't saying, have you actually had sex with her? You know, because none of this would be a surprise. It's the actual sex thing that's a surprise to Colin, but the energy that they've had,

the making out, the whole storylines being about their sexual tension, the other two seasons you've been on this show is not really a secret. So, I don't know, you just saw them at dinner and them arguing and having some weird make-outy energy there. So, I don't understand why is the actual fucking part. I think it's the lie. I think it's the lie that's frustrating him more than the lie. That did be lie?

Because he says, do you have feelings for each other? He didn't say to actually bone each other. Well, here's me being conspiratorial. I guarantee that Colin has, like in between seasons, is asked Gary like, so, you guys went to Disneyland. Did you get on the thunder mountain express? So like I'm sure he asked questions and goes like, no, no, no, no, no.

And there's probably a lot of reassurances from both of them. There's nothing going on. I'm over. Like I just, I can see why he feels like he, like his friends have, he feels betrayed by his friends. Whether or not it's rational is a whole different, you know, story, but like, I'm like, I'd give him, like, I feel I'm okay that if he has a few days to, to sort of like, you know, like his wounds, but then he has to get over it, by the way.

Yeah, I mean, look, I guess I see that some of that's rational. I just think like, what show have you been watching? Duh, Gary and Daisy have something. So for you to act shocked in all her, when you, I mean, aren't Gary did, but then on the other hand, I'm like, but Gary does, like I said, Gary doesn't have the right to every pie in the shop. Like he can't just walk around sticking his finger in every pie and being like, it's my boy, you know, and Daisy has the right to be with whoever she wants.

You know what I mean? So, but also, the thing has to mean, like, part of me is basically like, call and shut up because you knew this was going on and you're kind of going between something you knew has already been there for two years. So you'd act, for you to act shocks now by it is a little bit like, huh, I feel like he's being kind of a drama queen about it. But then on the other hand, I get that you're like, making yourself vulnerable to somebody

and thinking you have a chance with them because both people have assured you there's nothing still going on when clearly there's still feelings there. That's what I'm saying. Right, because you say, because it's like, oh, Gary says, oh no, no, no, no, I've got,

there's nothing, nothing is going on between us. And the column can even sense something is up. And then he finds out, oh, they actually had sex, did not realize it had gotten that deep. And now I'm seeing all of their flirtations from this whole season and up to yesterday, where there's a lot of flirtations. I'm seeing it in a new light

because that flirtation is informed by the fact that they've had sex. So there is some sort of sexual chemistry. And they said they had sex two times, but what else are they keeping under wraps? Like how do I know how honest they are being? It's all very frustrating and we're all supposed to be best friends We're all supposed to have this like open relationship not like that though like open in terms of discussing things and Now I'm on the outside of this situation and I feel like a goober and I think that's why he's like pissed

Yeah, so she is like well, but we don't have anything and just because we had sex doesn't mean we had anything and he's like, but it's weird. And she tries to get in bed with him, which I get it, listen, it's like cuties. I feel like he's like, okay, but now you have cuties. Yeah. Like, you're coming into my bed with cuties.

I just want to sleep. I just spent the last two days covered in literal shit. And now I'm expected to let Gary in here, you know? And I just, or like the essence of Gary or something. I feel like that's how he's being. That's it. Yeah. Yeah, I just said, he's just gonna,

he's gonna go through it for two or three days. That'll be fine. I'll get over it. So, but he's like, you guys are liars. She's like, well not liars! But there really were, only 19 pizzas in that basket three years ago. So then Collins like, well you guys meant to be my friends. Like get out of here, you're not my friend anymore.

She's like, you really want middle of it? She's like, yeah, get on out, go. Don't look at me, don't look at my face. I'm sad. So he's like fuck those guys once she finally leaves and he tells us the chemistry they have and the way they look at each other. I thought it was just friends, but it all makes sense now. It just blows my mind.

Does it really blow your mind? I don't, I just can't believe you're this shocked. And I just wrote, LOL, no one accused him of being bright. Like you're the only person literally anywhere watching this show that is surprised. I was surprised. I was surprised. I was surprised, Ronnie.

I was surprised. I was surprised. The Gary and Daisy have some kind of feelings towards each other. Yes, I was. I was surprised. I know that they kissed last week. They made it out, but I felt like she was just drunk. I was like I was surprised. I know that they kissed Lassi, they made it out, but I felt like she was just drunk.

I was like, ugh gross. I felt like he wanted her because for being free to whatever, but I was surprised to have sex. Now I didn't also follow their off camera antics. I didn't see the photos from Disneyland or if I did, I blocked them out mentally. Well, they weren't them dry-humping against,

but it ended, the season ended with it being talk of, like, are you and Gary dating now? Are you and Gary gonna be together? You and Gary finally did the, you know, hook up and dating. I just got to the point of not being. I just got to the point of not being. I just got to the point of not being.

You and Gary and Gary and Daisy, Gary and Daisy finally hooked up. The whole thing was about their energy. And this whole season has been about, like, is Daisy gonna get mad that Gary is hooking up with mad and then she doesn't get mad, so Gary gets upset and starts trying to start shit with Colin because no one's upset that he's trying to cause drama

that's not working. I mean, I just- Well, also it's about the chemistry between Daisy and Gary. But I thought that was a producer contrived thing. I thought the producer were whipping that up to try to get us to a frenzy. And I was like, I won't do it. But guess what?

Not gonna fool me. I got bravoed. You can't, Garrett. Well, no, in this case, I was being conspiratorial because I was like, this isn't real. This is the producer's doing something to create a narrative. But it was real. So anyway, Chase is out of the guest room and his legs hurt.

And then Gary and Mads go back to their rooms after having fucked in a different guest room. I mean, the amount of excessive linens they have to clean because of these two. And so now, do they even, that's what I wonder about this show. Do they even clean the sheets? Because this is below the exaling yacht.

I would not be surprised if people were like, oh my God, sailing yacht. Do they even clean the sheets? Do they even clean the sheets? Do they even clean the sheets? Do they even clean the sheets? Because this is below dexaling hot. I would not be surprised if people were like, oh my god, it's sailing hot. So much, the sheets here are just so much crunchier, aren't they? They are. They are so much crunchier. Aren't they? They are so much crunchier.

Aren't they? Aren't they? Aren't they? Aren't they? Aren't they? Aren't they? Aren't they? crusty, crusty bed linen. It's not a footage, the footage she doesn't actually have elastic in it, it's just crusted over onto the mattress.

It's just trying to recoil from Gary's sperm. It's like, please, this is grabbing on the mattress. Like, please. They're gonna like reboot that old store linens and things. It's just linens and crusts. Bed's, bedens and crusts. Beds, bed crusting beyond. Seaman. Seaman's was actually a store, Seaman's. That was actually a store. It closed because the seats were so hard.

It's before we had anything. Cops. Jizz versus that fifth avenue. Yeah. It's not even a good song. We get some points. So then Gary and Mads are like, okay, time to go back to our own beds,

because they've just poned. And now at 7 a.m. And the snoring, there's someone snoring and Gary walks into this room and I think it's Chase that's snoring. Picker is like, is Daisy in here? I was like, who's face can I fall in? I was like, whatever, whatever, whatever, whatever.

Blub, blub, blub, blub, blub, blub, blub, blub. Um, so, uh, Daisy, tech scary. So, well, sorry, now everyone's waking up and people moving around, people are cleaning, it's morning routines and everything, and Collins mad. And Daisy Tech's Gary, and I did not like this by the way, I did not like that Daisy Tech's Gary and says, oh, just to get your heads up, I told Collins we slept together and he is not okay. So that was courteous of

her. I still felt like Gary deserved a surprise ambush just the way that he ambushed Daisy by bringing up that thing on camera. Yeah. So I do too, I agree. So Gary is like, oh, I'm not looking, but that also goes to show you that Daisy still has Gary's back. Yeah. And that's not ready to be Messing around with Colin, you know, because Colin's always got a girlfriend like Colin's like a monogamy guy You know, he's like more feeling as we learn in this episode Colin has feelings. Okay, you can't just mess with Colin so Gary's like oh god, no looking for this conversation

So by the way, everyone who ever saw Gary walking towards them, oh, God, I want to talk to this person. Bleh, la, la, la, la, la, la. So Gary sees Colin and he's like, hey, how is that? And Colin's like, how is your eye? And he's like, I was pretty good, hi. So, they're just gonna ignore this for the moment. And then in the mess, Daisy sees Jason.

She's like, where are the boys? And he's like, I guess they're on the bow smoke in your cage. She goes, just a bit stressed. Oh my god. Facing around, all dramatic. So Khan's like, say Daisy came to me with some interesting news tonight. She started telling me, well, anyway, it's a beautiful sunny day. No, this time I think you actually want to listen to my story. So she told me about everything and goes like, oh, yes, yes, yes.

And can't I say, well, why wouldn't you tell me about it? And goes like, well, she told me not to tell anyone. It's like, what it's a bit of a dick move, isn't it? And he's like, from you. I mean, it's from you. We're meant to be mates. And he says, oh, me promising, I'm not telling anyone, I had to dig move. That would be a dick move if I told you mate.

Which he's right, that would have been. I mean, I feel like if you sleep with someone and you promise you're not gonna tell anybody that that would have been a dick move to tell somebody what you did when you, that's the thing in front of all the cameras. The camera. So you can't use that. It that is some moral thing to lean on when you just be trade it

You dumb dumb that is the thing You already broke the promise so you can't act like you're being virtuous by keeping the promise when you broke the Promise and you forced this all to play out on camera so maybe if if Daisy was gonna deal with this It was I don't know you broke the promise or so don't act like you are all high on my day for keeping the promise Which admittedly you kept the promise up until yesterday, but still you still broke it So don't act like you didn't break it. It was okay to break it in front of camera people and the world But it wasn't okay to break it to call in and private.

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I'm getting friendships for her. I thought you guys were nothing. I never, if I thought you guys were nothing, I never would have thought you guys had something, I never would have started with this, you know what I'm saying? And you guys were like, well there's nothing between us bro, that's what I told you. And because yeah, but she said she doesn't have a sleep with people, she doesn't like. So it's different. Yeah, but she did like him. I feel like you knew that she liked him

and you were still willing to go into that. I just don't, here we go. I'm sorry to repeat myself, but it's the same thing. It's like the actual boning part is what's catching him. You knew that they had an energy and all of this stuff. And I feel like if you didn't, then you're just not paying attention.

Because it's just like, at the very least they have a chemistry. You know what I mean? Well, and on top, yeah. But also, that's true. She doesn't sleep with anyone. She doesn't like, but it's possible she'd like to carry at that moment,

but no longer like scary too. And like that's not giving her any sort of, right? It's not allowing her any sort of, it's not allowing her any sort of complexity of human emotion by not by being like, oh, she likes Gary, she always likes Gary, like she's not allowed to evolve that feeling and not allowed to be discussed by Gary,

the way he behaves. So I don't love that aspect of it, but Gary's still more in the wrong in this than Colin, if you ask me. Oh yeah, of course, I mean Gary is the villain. I just always like to answer that just every like two minutes of like Gary's the more in the wrong. Yeah. And then we see one charter ago and Daisy saying, do you regret kissing me?

Because I'm not somebody you just hooked up with, pipe up and Colin being like, I mean, listen, it's different because there's she's hooked up with you. There's got to be something different there. And Gary is like, honestly, don't know why I had to promise not to tell anyone, hope that I won't bring it up. I guess in the sense,

it was my way of getting back at Daisy. It's like you're happy to show the world, you're happy hookin' up with Colin, but you're ashamed to hookin' up with me. Ah, fuck! Talk about Bruce and Nerego. You're fucking somebody else, literally. Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

I know, I get over it. You are embarrassing somebody else literally. I'm sorry I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm over here. You are embarrassing. You hook up with anything. Yeah, and on top of that, by the way, it's not just his way of getting back at Daisy. I think there's also a power play that happens with Gary and Colin. I think that Gary has been very comfortable or used to the idea that Colin is like not competition is like a sidekick is like a buddy doesn't have to worry about him.

But now that Colin is competition, he's also undermining Colin too by doing this. Yeah, and look, it's normal to be like embarrassed. Like Gary can't act like he's shocked that Daisy would want to keep him a secret, but not Colin. I mean, you're the neighborhood bike and Colin is a show pony. You know what I mean? Like Gary can't act like he's shocked that it Daisy would want to keep him a secret but not calling I mean, you're the neighborhood bike and calling is a show pony, you know what I mean? Like not a starter well well brushed. Yeah, it's not a starter from he's a show pony darling ready to ride around the ring So meanwhile you're just like people are swiping their credit cards on you know to go like

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okay, I'm just gonna put a quarter in here. You just go for about half an hour and I'll be inside shopping. Like, what? I know. And why were those only at supermarkets? It was just like the supermarket experience was gonna be so bad that we had to get the kids

ready by bouncing them on a fake motorcycle for 30 seconds before they went inside. Yeah. So Colin's like, what else do you do all the time to me? You're like, nothing. And Colin is being very dramatic, you know? And then Gary finally comes through and he's like, well, all right, I think deep down,

she has some feelings for me. Okay, no, no. How about deep down, you have some feelings for her? Yeah. Exactly. You're just like, don't be bad at me, be mad at her. She's telling the feelings for her? Yeah, exactly. She's like, don't be bad at me, be mad at her. She's all the feelings for me. I know it. Exactly. Oh, he's such a fucker.

So then, meanwhile, random news story line alert, Lucy is somehow still going to a university during all this and her grades are gonna be posted. And so she's hoping that she graduates today. She has this random story line of like, well, there's a graduate from university graduate from you know, so she's

really apprehensive about that. And, um, man is everyone's really annoyed because these this three some this triangle is so dramatic. And it's all the older people on the boat. The kids are like watching the older people on the boat, the veterans walking around, making everything into this huge drama. And they're all looking at each other like, give me a fucking break.

And that's, it's like, all the relationships done, all the relationships done, having something on this boat are insane. Yeah. I'm all the relationships dynamics on this boat are insane. Yeah, so then Lucy's going on a more about university, she's like, Well, I want to graduate from university, but I'm gonna miss my graduation. They made a special seat for me and everything with a plexiglass, so I don't fall out of my chair. But I want to be an agent, because I love managing people as long as I'm not getting injured, well, I manage them. I just want to make my family proud.

I feel like you don't want Lucy as your sports agent because you're like out there trying to play football and win a game and you know the ball is inevitably no matter where you aim it is going to go straight into her face. And you're not going to be touched down like every single time, you know, you don't want somebody as your agent when they're gonna be giving you

the fumble the ball energy. You don't want your agent to be on the injured reserve more than you, okay? You know, so she just really wants, she wants to impress her parents with her sports management degree from wherever university. So now it's

time for the preference shape, Maiden. So Daisy, Gary, and Alicia, okay, charter number six, we got Sujiniah, okay, and they want to have dinner with the captain, and Caribbean dinner, and a cake, a cake with custard in it, and Johnny Cakes, Caribbean foods, fruits, all that good stuff. Well, this stuff is at least all different. It's nice to not hear. Antidisco party with a crew. Any talent show with a crew? It's like, oh my God, thanks God.

I think God, these people just want good food. Like, that's all they care about, you know? They're like, give us a decent cake, please. Yeah. And one guy says, on the preference sheet, one guy says, the only thing I'm allergic to are venomous bites. And Glenn goes, well, I also am allergic to radus nick bites and days goes, oh yeah!

He's like, I think everyone in the world is days. So Chase is, we see Chase and Alex working. And Chase goes, sometimes, and next time, sometimes in the next hour, I need to disappear to take a shit. Alex is like, thanks for the warning, Raul, glad we could make another episode about shitting. He just, he just unclogged those, I just captured two in a bucket yesterday.

I'm gonna get you, please. So Gary is talking to Madison. He's like, hey babe, I need to tell you something. And I really don't want to tell you because it's not that big of a thing. But he has you now I've hooked up before. And she's like, okay. And I think it's just that.

She starts laughing like, who the fucking care is? You think what I care? Like, what are you even over here for, old man? Okay, go back to the old man section what do you even talk into me for why do you always smell like men's she's like this is like saying that like Jessica Tannen him cronon at sex the other night like yeah we get it I don't really care about old people's eyes concept rest in peace it's like what I thought it would be better to hear it for me and someone else sort of like, I'm okay.

And he's like, well, she told Cardin, he's really pissed off. She goes, okay, listen, I don't know how I can stress this enough. I don't care. Please stop talking about it. And he's like, three, that's the reaction I wanted, which is a lie in Mass and Nosea, because she's like, I think he wants me to be upset, because we've given more attention, but I'm not going to invest any emotion.

This weird fucking relationship, especially with this strange aspect where these old people are in a love triangle, like I literally don't care. And she's like, I mean, I figured you'd all hooked up before. It makes sense. I mean, how long have you worked together, Jesus? So she's like, yeah, I'm not gonna invest emotions

into some weird relationship. I'm not playing your stupid game. And I was like, okay, please stick to that. Please. Cause I still, still, I'm rooting for you. I know a game she will be playing. Sorry. So then Daisy and Colin are, Daisy goes up to college because,

hurry up and he is like, I don't know what to think. I don't have a tattoo to explain this emotion. I feel hurt that you guys lied. And then the first time when I hooked up, I mean you should have said something just so it's all out in the open, this changes a lot to me. You know, you don't, you said you just don't fuck anybody and here you are. Yeah, um, she's like, well, it's not that I want it to lore to ya or keep a secret from ya. I just didn't want anyone to know. It wasn't just you. I don't want to be a Gary. I don't see a future with Gary. And he's like, well, I don't know what to do now. And so she's saying she feels really guilty and this is why she didn't want it to come out, you know, and He's like, well, I don't know what to tell you, but I don't want to be a part of this and she's like, okay fine

Well, you do you and I'll do me and he's like cool and then we get some piano drama music and then a Yeah, but it is funny that he does have that tattoo on his arm. That's like Appreciate ever so deeply that you're living in the present because he's definitely not living in the present with this. So, now back up on the deck, everyone's hanging out, grabbing beers and loose his like, whoa it's gone right. And Alex is like, oh, he's probably hanging out with Daisy and Collins right there.

He's like, wow why would you say Daisy? He's like, oh, because you guys keep like disappearing into rooms together. And so I just assumed, you're here, so that means there's somewhere else. Probably up in the sex, I think. I know. Of course, this Colin is oblivious to energies.

So he has no idea what it looks like with him all just being drama queens running around the boat all day. Like nobody's noticed Colin that there's drama on the boat. So he's like kind of does that lip sucking thing and leaves. And then we cut to Chase and Gary lying down and Chase is asking you about the drama and Gary's like, oh no. So then he goes to oh, so I don't know why I just said that. I don't know what scene that was because Chase is still outside, right? So Chase is like, so Alex,'t know why I just said that. I don't know what scene that was because Chase is still outside, right? So Chase is like, so Alex,

you're causing drama without knowing you're causing drama, buddy, okay? And Matt is like, yeah, I'm privy to the information. Cause I'm a part of this information now. Oh, I see. I wrote Chase instead of Matt. I'm sorry, everybody. That's very confusing.

It's confusing. I just confused everybody. So Chase was having that conversation with Gary and bed, but now we're back outside and Mads is the one saying Alex you're causing all this drama with these questions. Right. And Lucy's like, I could someone explain to me what the hair's going on. Sorry, I'm just asking about my homework, my last bit of homework for uni. So Mads is like, oh well, call is upset because he just found out that Daisy and Gary have had sex and now I'm involved So then we go back to Gary and Chase having their parallel conversation

And he's like, well Daisy now I had so much about seven months ago and last night they told him and you know like it was really She just has so many feelings for me. She's basically in love with me But like, you know, I cut the promise because I'm a good guy and she's a bad girl So you know what I'm saying blah blah blah Hmm and Chase is like you guys all have this weird love triangle now, huh? And then we cut back to Lucy and it's like ooh Teaching all the human brain. Where is it pounds? And Alex is like these are three of the most dramatic old people I've ever met in my life. Jesus Christ, man. It's like watching Ellen Burston conducting an acting master class for seniors.

It's just so much drama and so many old people. So Daisy's like, I can't deal with this in my life. Speaking of dramatic. And then now it's the evening. So Gary goes up to Daisy. Gary and Daisy are talking. Gary's like, so did you and Colin have a chat? And he's like, yeah, I did.

I feel like he's like, oh, things have changed now. And Gary's like, but if you did have really feelings for you, then that shouldn't change his perception of you at all. Like, no, no, no, don't do that. Don't be like, oh, like the fact that Collins matter you shows that he doesn't have feelings. Like he doesn't, like he doesn't love you as much. Like if he loved you, if he was into you, he would be cool with this.

No, I think actually he's quite the opposite. And she's like, well, I mean, I get where he's coming from. And she's like, he's, I'm sad he wants space because I'd rather talk about it and move on, but I have to respect that. And she's like, you know, I do like Colin and I care about him and it's different because he's not slept with all my stools. Heck you're sleeping with your roommate now and it is what it is, Gary. Sorry, I was about to sneeze. Oh, I can believe you, I believe you can have feelings for two people at the same time.

I was like, oh my God, so you're going for the Joseph Smith defense. This is not TLC, sir. And she's like, well, god, so you're going for the Joseph Smith defense. This is not TLC, sir. And she's like, well, the person Gary's most concerned about is Gary. He sees a little toy and he watches little toy. And he goes, well, why don't you meet you meet and call him and have a three sum? She goes, fuck off. I think he picks up a dreidel and starts playing with it. He just loves little toys. So everyone's going to sleep. Now's the morning and Colin walks by Daisy and he's like, good morning.

Just keeps on walking. It's tense, tension in the air. And there's cleaning and Daisy goes up to Gary and it's like asking Gary, like, if he thinks that, like, Colin's okay. And he goes, oh, it'll be fine. We'll get over it. And then Colin walks right by as they're like, cause when Daisy and And he goes, oh, it'll be fun. We'll get over it. And then Khan walks right by.

As they're like, you know, because when Daisy and Gary talk, they talk really close to each other. So Khan walks by and they're just like, oh, God, because it's such a bad look. I know, she's like, she's just like, falls on the bench. She's like, Jesus Christ.

Ha ha ha. So he's like, I shouldn't have let you make me promise, not to tell anyone. I'm like, oh, okay, that's her fault. Yeah. So she's like, I know I feel awful. I call this I'm so sorry. And he's like, well, it's out now and there's nothing we can do about it.

I was like, yeah, because you were the one who let it out. Yeah. And what you can do about it is like, you know, have a conversation with Colin and try to clear the air. So Mads is talking to Alex. They're still doing their flirtations. That's not going anywhere. So she's like, I accepted your Instagram request. He's like, yeah, I saw your thirst trap.

It's not working. She's like, yeah, but you were in my DMs. It's like, well, your DMs are drier than this, a dryer. I was like, dryer than this, a dryer. Have you seen anything that comes out of your mouth or heard anything of your mouth? My man is like, oh, you think that you don't DM me and that means that means my DMs are dry? Like, please.

He's like, I'm not allowed to like follow you right now. Sorry. And so Chase is like focus guys. We have to work. So my man's is like, yeah, he's scared of the Emmy because he knows there's like too much competition Like your it's competition is Gary. I'm sorry. He's just not stepping into that ring It's a sad ring to step into I'm like you guys you guys are competing with a very Like intense love triangle. It's happening with the veterans So if you guys want this to be compelling content for us You guys have to start like actually moving this to the next direction because Right now I can't watch any more of them just flirting with

Dead end flirting I can't do that anymore. I need them to actually just like start making out and really like make this love triangle a love rhombus So we're doing provisions and Chase is in flirting with Alicia in his chase way. He goes oh by, by the way, Alicia, they said that you didn't, they said that they didn't have one of the things you need. Oh, the sex appeal. So I'm gonna have to do for that. Just like, ah, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, least she's not annoying. Yeah, God, I wish like, you know, because Chase feels like he should be super hot, right? Like, especially in that moment, he was like sweating, his like sleeves were rolled up,

it's like muscular, it was like, this is actually kind of sexy, but then it's Chase. So it's like, actually 100% not sexy at all. Mm-hmm, so at least he's like, I'll get my grades back today from you, Ne. And at least he's like, well, of course you're going to pass. It's going to be amazing. Maybe we can get you a half a cake like we got Gary for his birthday. What was that half a cake that got Gary, by the way? I don't know. People sell those though. It's kind of funny.

Like, I know. Just like they sell those to people like me who go to the grocery store alone and they'll let you the whole cake and it makes us feel better to get half a cake. You don't get that for someone's birthday. Also like cake. There's like eight people. Get a full cake for eight people. You don't like half cake is not that. So the guest are coming and Captain reminds us again that we're mid season, which worries me because we're on an episode 11 now. Okay, let's feed this along. And the guests arrive and they're all sweet. They get a tour going and they get a chase.

Is that the Bahamian flag? I love the Bahamas. They're like, great, thanks. So meanwhile, Glenn, they're leaving the dock and he's like, I'm gonna go up to 1500 Whatever that means like bidding on prices right or something and so Well, the while everyone's relaxing everything and while he goes up to 1500 Colin goes down to the engine room to see if like any of the marshals blankets have caught on fire yet and he's like

Glenn Glenn, Colin or I think the think the engine's on the verge. Are you going point one knots? Cause I think that's about as far as as fast as it can go. Can you maybe slow down a little bit? And I'm like, well, actually I'm doing 9.3 knots. He's like, okay, I can tell because there's smoke coming out of every piston and gasket in pipe in this entire room right now.

I'm then the one piece fire alarm of all time goes off Myra the alarm without alarm had a name it being myra. I Think they should get a sound effect for fire alarms of the peacock that lives next door to me Because it's the whiniest most annoying thing I've ever heard. This is how this peacock Moans it goes the most annoying thing I've ever heard. This is how this peacock moans. It goes. Ha! Ha! Ha!

Ha! Ha! Ha! Shut up, you whiny fucking bird. I swear to God, of course. It's like you're not getting your way over there. It's the most diva bird I've ever heard. I think the alarm's just be days going gara gara gara just ain't gara you over the room gara so the fire alarm's going

off and the guests are like us smells like gas to me and Gary runs down he's pushing the camera he's a new man he pushes the cameras out of the way. And he's like, I saw smoke, I saw smoke. Gosh, look everywhere for other smoke. And he's like, is that oil rekin' and the guests are like, is that food? I'm hungry. I love the guests. I just want to eat so badly.

The boat is burning down. And they're like, you're gonna feed me first, right? How many times has Bo catch on fire this season? I just wanna know, like how many times the smoke have to come out of this vessel? They're just, at some point, they're just gonna sink. Like it's just gonna happen. They're going down, get some wooden doors

and to float on. It's this boat, like if this, but they cannot come back with the same boat next year. It just, it's a crap piece of shit at this point. And they will. Hi, I'm Michael Patrick King, host of the official Max Companion Podcast, and just like that, the writers room. Each episode members of the writers room and I unpacked moments from season 2, sharing

juicy details you can only hear from us. Stream and just like that season 2's starting June 22nd on Max, and listen to end just like that, the writers room on Max or wherever you get your podcasts. So the Collins, like, uh, the Collins. Collins, like, kept in, we've pushed she engine harder than we should have, but we're not in full emergency mode yet. And he tells Gary, he's like, you shouldn't come down here in full panic mode like that bro And Gary's like oh what could be bothering calling

Well, I'm sorry I fucked AC but work is working. Let's not burn the bow down in mean time and Gary tells Colin He's like okay, I'll just be next time I'll be like oh there's a fire everybody Some people be like, oh there's a fire everybody. Oh cool man, cool. Well, you should be, because it happens every episode at this point, fires are commonplace. It was scary at first, but now it's just like part of sailing on that boat.

So, Glen's like, by the way, they still haven't had an engine replacement or anything else that has gone wrong with the boat. They still have not had professionally fixed. They've had calling tape it together. Every single thing on this phone. There is like a little elf somewhere on a tricycle that is just peddling and keeping that engine going, you know?

So, Colin, Colin, Colin, Colin, we're clear to sail. Can we do that? Can we go sailing? So they go sailing and everything goes sideways. And to sort of change things up instead of watching the drawer open, the drawer closes this time. So it's like a switch up on the classic sailing drawer moment that we get. And then we go to Alicia burning herself

because she was cooking sugar during this and it killed and it burnt her. And Daisy's like, okay, because I'm not, I'm in a drawing goal. And Alicia's like, oh no, but you know,, I'm in a, I'm in a drawing goal. And all he's just like, I know, but, you know, my just, but almost skin off for sugar, burning sugar. And he's like, oh my god, Gary really fucks that one up, didn't he? I want him so much trouble, call it now. Khan pokes his head and goes, you know who never burnt himself on sugar? Last year's chef, and every other chef in the world.

And he's just like, what did I do? You are not even in the movies. So Chase is like, oh, you know what? It's just a boo-boo. It's not ideal, right, Alicia? But it's an occasion for you to rise up to the challenge. This is your time to shine. Yeah, she's like, yeah.

You say hectic. We're back to Chase's original character trait of trying to be everybody's group leader. Just me guys, we're a team. You're fine. I know that your hand hurts, but you were gonna come through this because you are a leader.

Do we have a pie chart, Alicia? Yes, Ramon, Alicia? Let's get to your keynote. So Collins giving Glenn a little engine update, which is technically the engine is there and it's only lightly on fire. Not in a full place today. The actual update is so there was smoke, but no fire. And I love disproving that saying on Bravo finally, because Bravo has been so into that saying for the past few years where they smoke There's fire where they smoke there's fire which is not always the case

So thank you. Don't tell these Serena not for finally making my point Where there's smoke there's just a shitty engine sometimes. Yeah, usually I say where there's not where there's smoke There's Lisa Rina with the fog machine Thank you for proving this. Yeah, wow, I love that. I love debunking and metaphor. Now, next thing we have to see is if we can find some humpback whales having sex, then we're like, just proving everything, you know?

Change and everything. So it's been everything upside down. So Daisy, Lucy is talking to herself in the laundry room. She's like, if a train's going to a five mile pass per hour, and a dog is running 10 miles per hour, will this still be half time at a football game card sports management so hard? So, Gary's like everybody doing good. And one of the guests is like, can we get a pinia colada?

And so, Gary is on the radio saying does it a deep up in the cold or the day is a day deep in the cold or high six with days he calls right. I slipped out. So they said that. Well, well, they smoked there's no pin your colada. That's for sure.

So, Glenn is so then Glenn has to go tell. He's like, does anyone seem easy? Someone just like asked for a pin your colada. So then Glenn is like, no, that's one of my pet pees. The guests should have like to go for guests should not be having to look for something like what's going on. I'm like, you know what, another one of your pet peeps should be that the guests should not have to be on a boat with an engine that doesn't work. They shouldn't be on a boat that catches on fire

every day. That's my pet peeve as a passenger. So Colin is like, days we're unique having someone needed to drink and she's like, what? I don't have my rage in. So that that that drama is done now. So then Colin texted sister, this is a big episode for sisters. Everyone texts their sister. I know. Okay. So Colin texted his sister and what? I said, I was hoping seal award would be involved. So Colin Texas is a monster and what I said I was hoping seal award would be involved So Colin's like Daisy and Gary have slept together before and they lied to my face about it triple exclamation point And um, she's basically like

Well, it's not very cool about Daisy and Gary. He's like, yeah, I feel tricked. I'm starting to actually start to actually. I didn't see that coming. She's like, yeah, but you know, maybe they didn't tell you a curse like, maybe she's embarrassed about it. It goes like, if you need to be honest, like I wouldn't want to know I hooked up, I don't want to know I hooked up with Gary. Like, have you ever thought about a woman's perspective before?

And he cracks up. I mean, he's like, I'm closest to my sister than anyone. And she knows my mistakes over the years screw in the crew. So she's my guru. Guru, screw, screw, crew guru. I was like, I like that. So then we see, oh, Monica still the sister. She's like, so if you talk to Daisy and he's like, But I don't believe anything that everything's a lie and she's like oh Jesus I know she's just like get yourself She's like you can only take people for their word on the word and you just have to take some time inside if you want to spend more time with Daisy or not She's basically saying like get over it have fun with Daisy

Right so then you can I'm starting to get the whole like Daisy's tainted now She's basically saying like get over it, have fun with Daisy. Right. So then, I'm starting to get the whole like Daisy's tainted now, which I don't like. You know, I'm starting to get that kind of feeling and I don't like it. Right. It's hard to discern where this is about like being lied to versus like an element of slut shaming

because oh, Daisy's up with Gary, you know. I'm like the element of like shaming because oh, days is up with with Gary, you know, I'm like the element of like my friend had her first, you know, like I didn't it's like two guys being gross about it and I don't know. I just like I guess there's a lot to it but that's the feeling I'm having right now in my notes and I don't like it. So um, Gary and Mazur at the bar and Gary is just trying so hard with the storyline He doesn't even care about this girl. He doesn't even care about Daisy either probably, you know, he's just Being careful. He's Troufys doing a cup. Yes, yes, like the serial killer, but fucking

He's like so Pokito Moscow Taco Taco. What? And goes, what's going on with us in Spanish? And she's like, oh, uh, nothing. Still nothing, just like yesterday. And he's like, nothing, where am I? Enjoy spending time with you. And it cuts to Alex being all hot, putting on his shirt cluelessly.

Yeah. And Matt's like, so what exactly is the problem? Like, why are you making this so complicated? And he's like, well, please don't problem? Like, why am I so complicated? And he's like, well, please don't quote out of a Levine in front of me. This guy can't get a fucking clue. Like, you got, yo, I'm sorry. This was Matt's talking. This guy can't get a fucking clue.

Like, you're getting on the perk, so what's the problem? Well, the problem is I'm starting that feeling for you after giving Daisy secrets, or Daisy secrets away. And she's like, he's such a clinger, it's not cute. So now it's time for Lucy to get her uni results. So she goes to the rhythm. Is that an atom of in song? Oh my secrets away. Who sings that song?

I don't know all my secrets Oh, that's one one one republic. Oh, sorry, I take it back But I think one republic has written songs for for maroon five or most likely Christ, that's one big family. So Lucy's like, okay I'm sorry, that's man's voice. I'm really out of control. All my voices are messed up. I need to go find my university results. How did I graduate? So she sits in her room and she looks at the results and then she rolls her eyes and sighs and is so mad. I was like, oh my god, this poor girl didn't graduate and they're going to show this on camera.

Then they got a commercial. But when he come back, it turns out she actually did graduate. She just didn't graduate with the honors that she really wanted. So is the 2.1 good? I guess I don't know. I don't know. British University standards, et cetera. So I was, I had no idea. Yeah.

Yeah, I don't, I don't know either. Obviously either obviously so let's see so she calls her dad crying and he's like what was your mental? your past to gays girl and So she's like I'm just a crab baby So she tells mad and mad so it's like why don't you sound happy about it? so then Chase is talking to Alicia and he's like, one of these days team, we're gonna have water fight team and then he turns a sprayer on her.

She goes, oh, ho, ho, ho. I don't know what made it about that. She's the fuck on that. Oh, yeah, that's sweet. That's great. I'm just trying to do my work here. Now, I have to give a huge props to one of the guests here because one of the guests is standing at the front of the boat.

I never remember if it was the bowed stern. I forgot which is which, but to one of the guests here because one of the guests is standing at the front of the boat. I never remember his bowed stern. I forgot which is which, but he's at the very tip. And I was like, oh, here we go. I'm making the world. But instead, he says, to infinity and beyond, and then he jumps in the water. And I say, you know what? Thank you, sir, for not giving us the same old, tired, titanic moment.

Thank you for giving us some toy story instead. Yeah, thank you for bringing us Buzz Lightyear, which doesn't really make any sense. But I like it. Next time I would have preferred Merrill Street's monologue from Devil Wars Prada, but I know that's a big ask. Yeah, or something from doubt, you know.

Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, Augusto's Sage County, but also be welcomed really. That's us just doing where else to eat modellives before we jump off the side of the boat. That's the best way to jump off the side of the boat. So the captain goes to the laundry room to get his clothes and someone else's underwear are hanging on his shirt.

He's like, Matt cool, Matt cool little. And then Gary is setting up the picnic. Chase is loading the tender, Daisy's getting on the tender with Chase to go set up the picnic, Lucy and Matt are left to decorate for dinner, and we're just doing a lot of work, you work, you work, you it's beach picnic time. Yeah, so on the beach, Daisy goes up to Gary and she's like, gah, ha, ha, everything's with you on Karlin, and he's like, woo, not the greatest, I'm fine with him, but he's been very off to me.

And she's like, oh, well, he needs some time. He's whatever at the end of the day. I'm not going to worry about it. It's not something that I can say sorry about. So it's not something that requires an apology. And she's like, he didn't apologize. And he's like, what? For lying to him?

Trying to use me as an escape goat. Ah, it's not even the proper use of scapegoat, but that's fine, Garek, I've lived in the power draws. You clearly don't know what that means, but I don't know what I was expecting. And then Alicia Burns herself again, and Collins there, and he's like, amateur, oh I'm sorry, did I say that atlead?

I meant, do you need some butter for that? Listen, I learned this when the children kept burning themselves on Massage Chef Junior. You are from that show, right? So Daisy's like, you didn't get cast on that one either. Did you, sorry, about that, my bad. My bad. Oh, I'm sorry.

So is that bad? So is that bad, it did. What did you say? Grilled cheeses are difficult. They're a talented on that show, those kids. What did you say? Grilled cheese is all difficult. They're talented on that show, those kids. Those are some grilled cheeses. Those are really talented chefs. These kids learn a lot.

I'm telling you, if I had YouTube as a kid, I'd be so smart right now. You would be a food superstar. I would have Michelin star. So back to Dazing Gary, she's like, let's put it this way. If Corrin and I slept together before you and I hooked up with you and he asked you if anything, it happened.

It's like, oh my God, stop being so dramatic. For Christ's sake, I think Daisy loves being part of the drama. Every time she sees other ones, she's like, let's talk about it. I want to talk about it. She does like being part of the drama. And it's classic Gary that Gary is like, oh, well, I'm talking about that. She does like being part of the drama, and it's classic Gary that Gary is like,

oh, well I don't have to say anything, because it's more that like Gary was not forthcoming and that like his best friend is feeling hurt right now. And like you should be there for your friend and try to be like, look, you know, I was trying to do the right thing by a day's e but I think I hurt you in the process and I don't want you to ever be hurt. Yadi, like really all the check marks.

And he's like, no, I don't have to do that. Because I was holding a secret foot. I was holding a secret foot. You never bid Daisy, you know? But you weren't because you were the one who added it. So stop it. Yeah, you're also literally telling him, yeah, I think Daisy still has feelings for me. It's underminer.

It's such a piece of crap. So she's like, oh, now not only are calling and I on the rocks, but to think I want to be the catalyst of a friendship pendant, it's just a fucking disaster. And so then they're in the water and she's saying, she just wants everyone to be okay And he's like well if you don't if he doesn't forgive me. I don't know what to say So yeah, they guess right now on the beach beach fun cheers lots of loveliness

And t's like she's like gara Kanye plays just make up with Colin tomorrow. I'm really stressed about this. He goes, I'm fine with him. If he's gonna hold you grudge, that's his problem. I'm pleased I'll make Colin the bad guy in this situation. He's like, well, there's eight other crew I can get along with.

I don't have to say sorry to him. I can just hang it with other people. I was like, wow, you're just, that's like your best friend. And that's, you're just gonna like toss him to the side. Like, yeah, what a dick. And she's like, what this attitude? I? I'm asking you, I just touch a change, I'm all in set. And so then we see Chase talking cigars to the guys.

He's like, guys, here's how cigar works. Okay. You've got one head cigar and then all the other cigars, line mind him in a pack. And that's why these cigars are a team. I like it. Just got the fucking cigars, please stop Stop making those cigars play Twister. It's strange.

So, meanwhile, Steve's are cleaning rooms and Lucy's annoyed at all the towels people are using. And it's time for the guests to go back to the boat. So as they're getting ready to go back to the boat, Gary just starts hugging Daisy. And she's like, that's not nice. Don't punch me. That's, she's a, that's not.

But don't do this in front of the guest. Scara. I just think it's like all weird manipulation when he's like hugging her in front of guests. I don't know. Like this guy just this really, really gives me the creeps. So let's go to the guest gathering for dinner. So it's later Colin passes Gary.

There's still no hello. He's still mad and Daisy's in the kitchen talking to Alicia while Colin is doing dishes ignoring her too and So the captain joins the guest for dinner and they're asking you know little questions like what's your favorite place? Have you ever been you know on a boat that's been hijacked by pirates. Captain Sandy is like, oh hi, that was me. Come on to my season. I'll entertain you. This guy's still listening to whale documentaries.

Okay, see you later. Hey, if anyone wants to take a crowbar to Captain Glenn's knee, I could fill in for a few weeks while he recovers. I'm pretty good at that. I'll tell you all the stories about the Somalian pirates. Okay, see you later.

I'll just be on this little dinghy by the side of the boat. Just tell me when you're ready. So they're loving all the food that Alicia's coming out with. Is she learned to make today on the internet? Yeah. And then I go, my God, she's amazing. And she's getting us crying because she's like, it's reminds me of my grandmother. So she did a really great job. And then Chase and Gary are talking later. And it's been a long day. You know, they have all these boat problems. And Gary is like, and Colin told me, you know, Japan, like, when we sold the smoke, and I'm like, bro, you have to move quickly. I mean,

sorry, bro, there's a fire. Cool. It's just not worry about it. So now it's a really talk to me. Yeah. And now you're really turning this on call and like you're really turning, what the hell? For someone who's like unbothered and doesn't feel like he has done anything wrong, now he's of course gonna start making con look bad. You know what we'll have to say is the MVP of this episode, the umbrella because when they were packing up

the beach scene, Gary's packing up an umbrella and I think umbrella rod just like came and whipped him right in the face and he's like, oh no, no, no, no, no. I was like, you know what, thank you, umbrella for doing what needs to be done to Gary. Give me a little slap in the face. Yeah. And Gary's like, well, if he can't forgive me,

think so, I'm a bad friend. Then your childish idiot, fuck him, sorry, fuck him then. You know, and I guess I would just say the colon, you know, when someone like Gary does this constantly to women over and over again, you've seen it multiple times how he treats people, and it's always funny when it's not you. They're not going to have any more respect for you just because you have a penis. You know what I mean?

Selfish people the second you get in their way are going to treat you the same way that they would treat anybody else who's always do exactly what they want. Like your time always comes. It always comes with people like that. So there's more food going. They have to decorate. That you last minute decorations on the top deck for a birthday cake thing. So they're just doing that.

And the guests are just like really impressed with all the food. And now these guests still have her. And the guests are just like really impressed with all the food and Then now these guys still have her sister now, so some other sister cameo on text She's like there's so much drama the fucking bottom so over right and the sister texts back drama Yolks holiday tiles fuck right now So the crew goes upstairs and they start seeing Happy Birthday to the birthday. I guess it's Sujinias birthday I think.

And it's all nice and it's a beautiful cake. Alicia comes up with this beautiful cake that has the custard in it and it has fruit on top. And she's taking up low torches to the sides. It's wonderful. She's really killing it with this meal. So they're eating the cake and they love it. Some of them says it's even the best

birthday cake they've ever had. So then Daisy takes the rest of the cake downstairs and Alicia's like, all right, well, I guess we should save this cake. And Daisy's like, no, we don't need to save it. They're not gonna want any more than that. Just cut it up. And she's like, I think they might want more.

And Chase is like, are they gonna want more? She goes, no, don't cut, just cut it off. And Alicia goes, but what if they do ask for more? And meanwhile, Daisy's just cutting this cake out. And Alex gets adults don't usually ask for more cake. Fuck off, Alex. She's missing. You muscle-gotted boner, having Jesus hair and

discipline person. And fuck off with your cake knowledge. Muscle-gotted boner having Jesus hair in, you know, gorgeous person, but off with your cake knowledge, you have no knowledge of what the rest of us want to do with cake. Yeah, these people on vacation, they're gonna want another slice of cake, okay? Yeah. So the cake, so now we have more split screen action

and so like down in the crew mass, Daisy's eating cake and Chase's eating cake. And I guess it's like, that was great. And I have another slice. So then, then basically Daisy's done with her cake. She goes to check in with Colin to make sure he's okay. And while she's doing that on the other side of the screen, Madison is heading downstairs to get like more cake.

But we know there's like no cake left because the crew has eaten it all. Yeah. So then we have some Colin and Daisy drama because of course Daisy needs this in her, this drama going on every five minutes, you know. So she's like Colin, are you all right? I'm checking in on you. And he's like, he's just been a long day. Everything keeps going wrong and wrong and wrong and all I wanted was a slice of cake. She's like, oh, was a slice of cake, she's like, oh, DUMMING! And he's like, my heart is telling,

he's like, my heart is fucking Daisy, getting out of me. He's like, my heart is telling me to live in the moment, enjoy what you and Daisy have, but my brain says stay out of it, it is, cuties written all over it. Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don and sort of sequentially. So, uh, while he is debating what to do with Daisy, then we just see the last shot is like mads cobbling together, like a very sad slice of cake from two different parts trying to put it. Oh, what will happen? What will happen with the cake and what will happen with the love drawing?

We would love all this love triangle drama, but still the thing we're focused on at the end is someone needs some other slice of cake because this show knows where its priorities lie. Yes. Cake drama. So anyway, wild times happening in below text healing. Thank you everyone for watching and for being here. Hopefully we'll see a whole bunch of you on the road

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