Watch What Crappens - Below Deck Sailing: Cat's Out of the Dirtbag

Episode Date: June 14, 2023

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I'm Ben Mandelker. Joining me today is the one and only Mr. Ronnie Caram, hi Ronnie, how are you? Good, hello, how are you? I'm looking forward to seeing you again. I'm looking forward to seeing you again. I'm looking forward to seeing you again. I'm looking forward to seeing you again. I'm looking forward to seeing you again. I'm looking forward to seeing you again. I'm looking forward to seeing you again. I'm looking forward to seeing you again. I'm looking forward to seeing you again.

I'm looking forward to seeing you again. I'm looking forward to seeing you again. I'm looking forward to seeing you again. I'm looking forward to seeing you again. I'm looking forward to seeing you again. they're doing because there's also two, there are also two episodes on next week. So why are you burning through this so fast guys? Is it because below deck down end is coming and you're trying to get rid of sailing? It's no one interested in this blow of triangle. What is happening? I think that must be it. I think that they're just trying to, yeah, maybe they have to get the episodes in before down under,

I don't know, it's sort of weird, but either way we have a lot of below deck and we've recapped some episodes recently on our bonus episode, but obviously we're back here on our live main episode. And clearly we're gonna be making up for lost episodes because we have two. This is our first of two recaps coming this week

for below deck sailing, cause there were two episodes on, but before we do that, let's talk about our tour. Okay, this week, I mean, we are really at the end of it. We're going to St. Paul, Big Show on Thursday. We're gonna recap Real Housewives of New Jersey then in Chicago, it's going to be Orange County the very next day. And then on Saturday in Chicago, it's going to be Orange County the very next day. And then on Saturday in Columbus, Ohio, we are going to be doing Vanderpump rules secrets revealed.

So that's going to be really wild and really crazy. So go to watchcraftpins.com to get those tickets. And then next week, Grand Finale, the finale starts in Boston, where we're going to be doing Orange County. And then in Fox Woods, that's the big, big finale. That's gonna be next Saturday. We haven't decided yet what we're going to recap, but we put a question up on Instagram. It's on there right now.

Hopefully you get it before it expires. But the question is up asking, what classic show do you want us to recap? We're looking to do like a real housewives or a van and pump rules something like that So go submit your choice for what we should recap what classic show we should go back and do a Recap for and that's all do so we'll have those results soon And then of course by the way, we're on video so soon. And then of course, by the way, we're on video. So you probably know the rules by now, but in case you're just listening for the first time, the deal is if you join

or support a Patreon, the crap is on demand level, you get access to videos of these recordings as soon as they are released and you have early access for a week and then they get put up on YouTube for everyone to watch and enjoy. So if you want your early access, go to Patreon, you also get access to our bonus episode, our weekly bonus episode. I think this week we're going to do a bonus episode from one of the airport terminals that we'll be at this week because we're going to be at many of them. So we're probably going to pop a squat somewhere and just like talk about people walking by. So that's all the big news. And now it's time to dive into a crazy love triangle.

Are you ready, Ronnie? Yeah, let's do it. I mean, I don't know how crazy it is. It's just like a, the only thing this shows, is just what happens when you're stuck in one place too long and then you just don't have fucking whoever's next to you. You know, we've all been there, all right. We've all been in to stuck elevator or two.

We've all been in a, we've all been in a bar at, you know, two in the morning when it's emptying out and the lights come on, you know, the clearance rack section begins. We've all been there. So this Gary Daisy and first of all, they're all on the show for a long time now, right? They're pros now. This is there, I think, third season each. So they know how all this works. They're all drama queens. They're all kind of ridiculous.

And they're all also kind of loner type of people who aren't really ever going to be with anybody. Probably, right? Their first love is the sea. So it's kind of hilarious watching them kind of argue over scraps. It's like scraps arguing over scraps at the end of the sea. So it's kind of hilarious watching them kind of argue over scraps. It's like scraps arguing over scraps at the end of the night. Yeah, I'm really into this love triangle. I have to say I was really kind of swept up into

both of these episodes that air no pun intended been swept no pun intended. I was like a piece of wind caught on a sail. If wind really pieces of trash being swept up by a maid on a boat, I was like, I was like, I was like a seagull that was like, that is the biggest seagull the join I've ever seen. I'm gonna go fuck it and turns out it's just a sail. Whoa, but anyway, I really liked it. I, you know, sailing out to me has become, I think probably the best of the

blow decks, in my opinion, in my humble opinion. I thought this season has had a few dud episodes as is wanting to happen with below deck, because they, I think, ask for too long, too big of an order. We've discussed this a million times, so they have to put in these filler episodes where they have to elongate episodes where nothing happens. But there have been some really good episodes of the season. And now I feel like the season has actually over the past two or three episodes,

kind of like come back right into proper form. And so I'm like, I'm really invested in this love triangle. I'm so angry at Gary, Gary is such a piece of shit. Gary is terrible, he's been so terrible for so long. And this season he's been really bad, but now he is like above and beyond terrible. And it made my blood boil.

Oh wow, wow. That's good. I was feeling things. No boiling blood here. I mean, listen, I feel like if I had to to have any of these people, I would need to boil my blood because I feel like it can't be a lot of be healthy blood. Not blood boiling, I do think it's really funny though.

You know how, it's like I said, I'm gonna stick with my pigeons fighting over scraps. It's like pigeons in a park fighting over a piece of dry bread. And by the way, they're all the dry bread. One of them is dry bread. I think they're all kind of the dry bread. So I don't know. I mean, I kind of like it.

It's like watching, it's like watching Black Friday videos where people go into a Walmart and start fighting over a big screen TV and they're punching each other. I don't really get what it's like. And I'm like, you know, it's not even that good of a TV. It's like a Vizio, you know, and they're all fighting over it. But I still love to watch it. So that's kind of the feeling I'm getting watching this.

I don't want any of these things, but I enjoy people fighting over them. That's a fair comparison. So, and appropriately enough, this dual episode, by the way, we're only recapping the first one right now, we'll have the second recap, the second recap will be its own separate crap in this episode,

but this one opens up appropriately enough with a visual metaphor of so many things on Bravo, especially on Blow Deck, just a clogged, toilet full of shitty brown water. And for those who forgot, that was our cliffhanger, which was, are these toilets all gonna explode feces all over every bathroom in this yacht, which really is not out of the realm of possibilities considering this yacht is, again again like just a whole bunch of twigs and popsicle sticks bound together with duct tape and cotton balls. So yeah, I was bracing for the worst. It is poop week on Bravo. We've been giving a lot of poop storylines

on Bravo. We've got summer house, Martha's Vineyard. We've got this show. So a lot of poop. So this one they show us the poop. They do a lot of close-ups of poop And then they'll do like, hey, let's go to different bathroom and look at different close-ups of poop from their angle And I just have to stand up for women here because women are constantly getting blamed for poop clog issues And I've been guilty of it as well So I would like to apologize to every woman everywhere because at my house if there's a clog toilet I'm like who's on's Time and who flushed that down the toilet?

You know this is the country and you can't do that. And I'm like, oh my God, it's not us. You know, everyone here's like, you eat Volkswagen's for breakfast and you're blaming us and our girl problems on your bathroom. So I just like to extend my apology there. But in this case, the men are doing it again.

We're blaming the ladies because the way that they're figuring it out is their pressurized, while they're calling, of course, who else? But Colin. Colin is pressurizing the water. So whoever sees, they're all standing watch at toilets, separate toilets, and they're waiting to see a bubbles blow through each toilet. And then if the bubbles don't blow through the toilet, you know that your toilet is the one with clogged. Right.

It's like a really horrific science experiment. So it's like a new game show coming out on Fox. You know that this is actually gonna be a game show one day. Don't put it past them. Hosted by Jane Lynch, something about like, clog it with Jane Lynch coming this fall on Fox. She's like, I've got it on my contract. I've got a fresh suit every week because that shit does get on me.

Occasionally. So I will do it. I will do it for the $10. So yeah, so we're waiting to see what's going to happen with this toilet drama, which I'm also curiously invested in. And the guys told it's our working fine. And Colin does his like weekly. Here's how it about works tutorial where he's like, say, yep, what you have to do is you get this teardance, the size of a football out from blocking up these pipes. What

we're going to have to do is start by pressurizing these lines. I'm going to push it, but you put too much pressure and you can have an explosion out of the toilets. It's exhausting, and if you explode it too much, you'll get a hole in the boat. The water's gonna come in. We're all gonna sink and die. That's what I'm trying to say. And he sees Daisy, and he's like, so daisies, this is what Gary called you daisy poo, huh? She's like, you shut up! It's not my. And Collins, like, we're gonna have to bleach this whole boat, because finally, they do push the air through and they push it through. And it doesn't explode in anybody's face.

Jane lunch is safe for this round. But we hear this and out. We hear like out. As it like, the poop comes into the poop catcher. It's a pretty visceral moment. It's really gross. So they have to bleach the whole boat. And then we get the new techno music that they wrote specifically for cleaning the poop. Because it's not their normal cleaning music, they get their own music

because the cleaning has been elevated to their poop on everything level. So that was great. That was great DJ Trixi Monaco. Yeah, poop remix. DJ SS Monaco. Good job over there. Yeah, it was like the Tiesto poop remix. So now it's the tip meeting. And so, look, Charter Fave, everyone.

Well, having a four person Charter gave us an opportunity to catch up and take a whole bunch of shits. I think we did really well. Alicia got to taste your food again. It really was delicious. So congratulations. It also smelled great coming back out.

Apparently. So that was great. Thanks for that. Thanks for the ravioli that made the sound. We love that. It was great. Yeah. Maybe a suggestion.

Maybe more fiber. Alicia, maybe cook with more favor. So anyway, 13,000 dollar tip, so everyone's really happy. And the plan has to go to dinner tonight because it's also Gary's birthday. And he's like, good save you energy for tomorrow because you're going to have the whole day off. I got you a private cabana on Blue Beach. So it's that day, you know, or they get their drunken, their drunken shenanigans days.

And we've still got half a season to go, which is insane, because this is episode 10. Are we gonna be doing 20-something episodes? Well, they always say it's half a season, but it's always like only three more charters, you know. I think. We'll see. That might be a...

I don't know. Daisy drops the champagne glass and Daisy's very excited about this day because she's like, what's not to mix, are to the bat? This colon, this beer, I'm sick. Yeah, so now they're cleaning

and they're setting up a party for Gary and everything and Colin is making all these fun cut out masks of Gary and he's using like an exacto knife which I appreciate that precision and Lucy's like I prepared my room for what I'm like wasted later I got what up on my bed and I got a charge I got magnesium I got ammonium I got no condoms because what's my rule no sex I'm like somehow you're still got no condoms, cause what's my role? No sex. I'm like somehow you're still gonna fall out of that bed, even with everything up.

No shit, what you need is rope in the bed to tie yourself to it and then a foam mat. Under the bed for when you fall off of it later. Okay, that's it. We need to protect your bones before we protect your phone. Exactly. So, daisies walking around, going, I'm convinced everything thinks of shat.

Which it does, it's not in your head. It's literally all stinking of poop. Does anybody wanna go on this boat? You know, because they send out these emails to people throughout the season like, hey, you know anybody who wants to cruise and be on TV? Cause we're always trying to find people to come onto

these boats. No, I really don't. I don't know who would want to go on this boat. You're either going to die or be covered in paper smell. Is this boat even allowed to be on the water? This boat reminds me of, you know, sometimes you just see someone with like a decrepit old truck, like a wagon sort of truck, and they just are like,

that's got like plywood on it and literal tape. And you're like, why is this on the road in front of me? This thing is about to fall apart right in front of me. Is this allowed to be on the road? Do the authorities know? That's how I feel about Parseval right now. I like, every time they show the engine room, where there are like literal blankets from marshals

that are taped around pipes. I'm just like, this cannot be safe for the seas. I know. I'm like, wait a minute, that's a home sign that's done in wood cursive. I don't think you're supposed to be trying to put, to stop a gap with that. You put a live, laugh, love sign

as a patch and a hole in the floor? Those kitchen towels literally don't even absorb water, okay? Why are they sold all the time? Oh goodness. So Collins, like the situation with Daisy and I just feel so natural, because we know each other so well, it's just comfortable. Gross. I don't know.

I don't get that fucking your friends thing. I can't do it. I've tried it before, and we just always start laughing. Like anytime I've tried it with a friend, we just start cracking up, because it's like, you're naked. Yeah, I don't know. I think you have to be a special kind of person

to have sex with your friends. Like, how do you do it? I think it's just like the gay part of me that just has never really had a real, real relationship that I don't understand how that works, because I don't know, I prefer fucking people and I don't really know them that well. Yeah.

Well, if you can't be like insubordinate of me and Carl, then I'm not sure you're suitable for wedding running because I've found my best friend. Yeah, we've all known to have best friends together. So yeah, it's kind of a thing right now, Ron. I, oh. Now it's gross. When people are like, oh my God, we're just so comfortable.

We're like best friends, my gross. Okay, I'll pick a booger with you, but I don't wanna have sex with you, you know what I mean? So it's gonna affect our relationship, he's worried because they're great friends, and they're gonna work on being great lovers. So Gary comes up and they all yell, surprise, cause this is Gary's birthday and God all yell surprise because it's Gary's birthday

and God bless him because you know it's like that guy keeps having birthdays but everyone wonders how because he's like that lady from that commercial with a hole in her throat that's like, don't let this happen to you. We all see in the fifth grade the scarist make us not smoke. You know and he comes up and they're like happy birthday and only one candle is lit which is lucky for him because this is how he blows it out. The candle flames just kind of like wavering refusing to go out. Kettle's like, come on, you gotta try harder, come on. You gotta do it, you can do it. So Kettle's... Blow me out, come on, just do it, you can do it, come on you gotta try harder. Come on. You gotta do it. You can do it. So it can't

Blow me out. Come on. Just do it. You can do it. Come on blow me fucking out. Blow me out Come on blow me out. Do it. Come on man. The candle just jumps out of the cake and onto the floor like to extinguish itself. I know Gary also does that thing where he chokes on his own last he's like You're like oh my god someone please just give him an oxygen mask at this point where he chokes on his own last. He's like, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, guys, I, well, I want to the best, but the other, you know, you get a guy, and you get a guy, and you get a guy, and you get a guy, and you get a guy, and you get a guy, and you get a guy, and you get a guy, and you get a guy, and you get a guy, and you get a guy, and you get a guy, and you get a guy, and you get a guy, and you get a guy, and you get a guy, and you get a guy, and you get a guy, and you get a guy, and you get a guy, and you get a guy, and you get a guy, and you get a guy, and you get a guy, and you get a guy, and you get a guy, and you get a guy, and you get a guy, and you get a guy, and you get a guy, and you get a guy, and you get a guy, and you get a guy, and you get a guy, and you get a guy, and you get a guy, and you get a guy, and you get a guy, and you get a guy, and you get a guy, and you get a guy, and you get a guy, and you get a guy, and you get a guy, and you get a guy, and you get a guy, and you get a guy, and you get a guy, and you get a guy, and you get a guy, and you get a guy, and you get a guy, and you get a guy, and you get a guy, and you get a guy, and you get a guy, and you get a guy, and you get a guy, and you get a guy, and you get a guy, and you get a guy, and you get a guy, and you get a guy, and you get a guy, and you get a guy, and you get a guy, and you get a guy, and you get funny about this to me is he's like, you get a carry, you get a carry, he's doing the Oprah, like you get a car, and you get a car, and you get a minivan, and you get a minivan. And everyone was all excited, and it was like the biggest giveaway on TV ever,

and then everyone figured out that they were stuck with the taxes. And that's just so something that Gary would do. You know, it's like, you get part of Gary, you get a little part of Gary, you get, and then you're just left holding the bag later. You know, either Gary's not gonna pay for dinner, Gary's gonna give you some STD,

Gary's, you know, it's just, it never ends up well for people who find a Gary under their seat. I feel like this is how COVID felt when it arrived in 2020. It's like, hey everyone, like, you get a Gary and you get a Gary. And I'm Gary. Like the COVID's actually named Gary and it's like so excited. It's like, it's my birthday.

I'm a new virus. It's my birthday, everyone. Everyone's like, please. But everyone just somehow has, everyone gets Gary at the end. And it doesn't matter if you've had a vaccine that's too late before I've been Garyed, you know? Like you're as cautious as you can be, but you're gonna eventually get the Gary.

Yeah, and then there's like protests about Gary. So the mad's is like, mad's is like hanging off of Gary's shoulders cause she's gonna be nice to him again cause she was me and to him last episode. She's like, are you gonna be mad at me? You're such a needy ass. And Gary's just like,

with him bitching to Lucy on the beach right in front of Alex. So Lucy would go tell on him so he could start some drama and get some attention. Where he's like, I don't know, I should not have to pay any attention to me. Yeah, that really is my feelings. Yeah. And then of course, Lucy went straight to where I was like,

you know what I said, said the ear, your hair, a straight to where I was like, you know what I said said the year you're a spail and man's is like oh So Gary's like well, there's not enough garrif everyone tonight And he's like well, I don't drink every time you fuck another way to scurry And so now like oh poor Gary Gary. Gary's sad now that Daisy said that, despite the Gary cause inflicts so much pain on so many people season after season, but God forbid someone gives him a little shit.

So he's like, Daisy, please come down here, please. Daisy, you can ask you favor. Just because of my birthday, like you have to be nice to me. And she's like, oh, I'm always nice to you. And she's like, no, but like, New Hunt shoved me under the Bostonite. like you always bring me down in front of everyone. And then we see a montage of Daisy just like, shitting on Gary.

Yeah, um, so Gary needs a, Gary needs a joy in his pot belly's acting control. I'm going to, get flowers open and brush your hair. I'm going to. You just had dinner but there's people that need to go to bed and just muck in a cigarette Gary That's not smelly hair unbrushed man-bunded idiot Gary you missed a goal in second grade when you're playing soccer. I think about that It's like oh

And she's like maybe I took it too far taking the piss at Gary But if he was so upset, I don't know why I never brought it up till now. I don't really got it. So she's gonna try and outvict him him by being victimized that his feelings were hurt. And then he's gonna try and outvictimize her because she's getting him with her wit,

which he is not, you know, he does not have as a weapon. What am I trying to say? I don't know. I'm armed with, you know, his weapon is hurting people's feelings with his penis, you know, he does not have as a weapon. What am I trying to say? I don't know. I'm armed with, you know, his weapon is hurting people's feelings with his penis. You know, it's like breaking their hearts or making them feel he has feelings with them and then fucking round on other people. But she can use the wits. So he's like, this isn't a fair fight.

I'm not really, I'm not, I'm not, yeah. Yeah, I don't know if they're like, it's a, I don't know if it's a victim off, but I, I think it's for sure he is trying to make her feel bad. It's like he's basically doing, he's like, he's nagging essentially. He's gonna, you know, try to make her feel really bad. And then she does feel bad because of it because he plays mind games all the time.

Right, and then she was like, I'm telling everybody, how could he make me feel so bad, about making him feel so bad? I was like, I'm telling everybody, how could he make me feel so bad about making him feel so bad? I was like, oh my god, for Christ's sake. If you're a hiring, you know what it's like to deal with economic uncertainty, and now more than ever, it's really important to hire the right people faster and more efficiently because you got to keep the overall cost down. And thankfully, there's a hiring partner who's focused on you and your needs.

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If that one works. And then can you be my wife and stay in the kitchen the rest of your life. So now they hop into vans who have to dinner and garr is like well yeah, but you know Chastos ladies were like really into you, like your southern job. And she's like, well, all of them were definitely tens in their high days. So imagine I know some things, hey, they know how to play some twister. I'm like this, he goes, if she's got a V-chowson, one fit on a banana peel, Who is she's automatic, 10 to me? You're still probably not gonna be in the will.

That's what you're looking for. So they get to the restaurant and they say, this is nice and then she falls over on a table and then Chase is like, well, this place is sick as fuck. I was like, could like the only thing that was missing was like a, was like a piece of straw in his mouth and a little overalls at that point. Yeah. So, let's see. Everybody's just kind of sitting down to dinner, talking about how gorgeous the place is.

And Lucy's like, I need some sunglasses and Mads and Gary both hand her there. So she's, I meant I need to both them. I don't need them right now. Nah, nah. And Alicia's quick to point out. She's like, you know, I got the best compliments today in the tip mating and I'm just really stoked with my compliments guys. I was like, oh, that's so sweet.

Hold on to those. Hold on to those real tight because those are about to be crushed later in the episode. Just like those. Like those tied at night, well, you never know what you have until they're crushed. Yeah, exactly. So then Daisy pulls Alicia and she's like,

well, I feel all through. You know, Gary pulled my down, I was like, can you please be an ostomate and ostomate? And I'm like, oh my God, I always thought I was nice. You're all the fucking top. Every single time I told you a fly was down in your body You're just a smelt or you're just a big old man slut. I thought that was very nice of me She says I stand up before him in every corner I can I'm thinking to you

And she's like, but the point I've heard in somebody's feelings and not even realizing it. I feel awful Like awful awful. I can't even be around the mouth, just feel like this awful person, I'm never gonna say it wrong. I was like, okay, okay. Deliciously. Well, I don't really know what to say to this, I'll just throw some Australian slang in it.

It's pretty hectic situation. All right, see you later, boy. So that Australian slang hectic? Hectic. This is so hectic. Yeah, Australians always say that, they love saying that something's hectic. Well, it's hectic It's like when Americans they random that's so random So back to the table everyone's loving the food and Mads is holding Gary's hand now for some reason which is super weird

I like that Mads is like the Gary in the situation You know she's like I'm just gonna string him along, and then I'm gonna crush him. Then I'll string him along some more. Then I'll crush him. Then I'll sex with him. Then I'll crush him some more. Yeah, I'm really digging Matt.

I'm liking Matt so much more than I ever thought I would. But yeah, she's like holding his hand. She's like, oh, I guess this is birthday, so hold his hand. So he's like, well, I really love this affection, Matt. And she's like, is it not enough? He's like, no, it's more than enough? He's like no, like it's more than enough He's like, well, this is more than I normally give so you should be happy

And Alex is watching them and he's like, I mean if I was just more forward Apparently that's what works for man's like she would definitely go for me But that's not my style and knowing that Gary is like hyper dramatic stealing the boss's girlfriend might not be the best move. Yeah, I mean, I understand playing hard to get, but there's also just like being hard to get, like being like, not just, you have to like, you have to tag in a little bit if you're gonna play hard to get, you know?

I think Alex is the top shelf. I think he's just like watching the homelier people have sex. Yeah, Alex is like, I'm not fighting for any of these people. Are you kidding? I'm out. Has anybody seen me? Have you seen me?

Do you want to need the wind? All right, cue the wind machine, please. When machine has hair is just like blowing back gloriously as he winks at the camera. He's like, I'm not fighting for any of these fools. You fucking kidding me? Yeah, it's pretty remarkable that he has not fallen into the blow deck trap.

Like he has not tried to enter a love triangle. He's just sort of like, whatever. I'll go back to Miami. So now Daisy's with Colin and Con's like, say, what's happening in you, but just say, oh, I'm just over dinner. I'm over it.

And then Chase is like, can I just say, by the way, to all these future mommies that I've never been to a dinner with lovely or looking ladies in my life? And I'm not hidden on you, I'm just saying, cheers the mistakes that I regret already. Now who will let me do a shot out of their bosoms? Anyone? So they do shots and he just like crashes into the van and he's like walking his feet on the ceiling wasted, you know. So it's like that drunken time in the van and Gary and Mads are making out.

And so Alicia has Chase with his feet on the ceiling and then she's next to Gary and Mads making out. She's like, guys, I'm stuck between a lot here. All right. Can we maybe, you know, talk about something normal? Prep work. It'd be fun. All right, if you had radishes, beats, and filet, which would you prep first?

I'd go with the beats personally. Mary prep filet, who wants to play? Yeah. Yeah. Mary, Mary Prick Grill. Okay. I grilled a radish. I'm no surprising.

I prepped the filet and I, what was the other one I have to do? I don't remember the other option I have. It was a radish of meat and a filet. And I do something, whatever it was, the meat. I married the beats. You can't do anything for me, because I would never want to put it in my mouth, and I don't think you have to do that with married people anymore. I would grill the radish, because why not? Who's ever had grill radishes? And I would fill the meat just so it would look violent, and the God-dem kitchen, so kitchen so my husband Fla would never try to touch me. Well what about this? What about what was it? Is grill? What were our options? Mary, grill, fillet, plate this game.

Grill, fillet, you cut off from this game. Mary, fillet, fillet, Mary or grill. Okay, how about this one? Mary? How about burn yourself? Burn yourself for like a grill. Which thing would you like to burn yourself on? Burn yourself with sugar burn yourself with fire. Burn yourself with hot air. Which would you rather? Like a Lisa we don't want to play your chef games, okay? They suck. I'm still like shopping the three options, but I really like the bin thing. It feels very related to people. Shock or till. Oh my god. Now we have to till something. Fom the table. Fom the table. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

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Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Lucy's counting. Buster heart. Yeah. Well, we'll circle back to this in the uni episode. Yeah. And Daisy's like, well, I'm kind of sober.

I don't know about it. And Lucy's like, me too. I need to piss a bad. So, you know, they get back. They're all drunk. And Lucy's trying the hot tub, but it's too hot. She's like, it's like 100 degrees and they salt. Yeah. And my favorite part of the episode is in the drunkenness Gary standing with Lucy at

one point and he's like, all right, catch me and hold me till like a photo and like he jumps into Lucy's arms and she just lets him fall to the ground. So got I rebounded five times. So then Alex Mads and Lucy are in the hot tub and they do like a three way kiss thing. And Mads is like, oh my God, it finally happened. Me and Alex kissed. We finally kissed. And he goes, hey, you know what we should do? We should make out tomorrow.

And she's like, don't tell Gary. So then Gary goes up to Colin and he's like, so you're gonna hook up with Daisy again? And he's like, yeah, he's like, well, tell me what's happening. You're gonna get a little pumped tonight, but you're gonna do. Like talk about a toxic friend gathering this information

and then he's gonna to undermine it 100%. Oh, God, this guy's a creep. He already is. He already has been. Hasn't he already been going to Daisy behind Collins back being like, Daisy, I know you're like me, days. Yeah, it's a reiteration. I'm just reiterating.

It's like every time he's the worst. It's like a fresh wound for me. Yeah, and then they wrestle. They start doing that. They're like, quick, oh, it's on about, they're just a little bruise. So they wrestle. And then Lucy is sucking on a big bottle of champagne

and Colin and just... She spits it on the tub. Somebody's calling and Daisy are at the bar and Daisy's like, so are you gonna come over and give me a whole big boy? And then Gary comes over and takes her and bends her backwards and kisses her. And he's like, I don't want you to be mad at me days. And she's like, I'm not mad at you. I'm sorry. I hurt you for hurting me for hurting you. Yeah. And then

she's like, I just, I'm not just myself. I'm so sorry I made you feel bad because really just hurts, you know, coming from unit from a new it hurts it doesn't but like because I get about you so much and you and I get long like a house on fire or more like this boat I don't have to even say the fire pot because that's just implied and he's kind of pretending pretending to cry and he's like coming from you it hurts from anyone of you sits far and haggle, lulll, lulll, lulll, lulll, lulll, lulll, lulll, lulll, lulll, lulll, lulll, lulll, lulll, lulll, lulll, lulll, lulll, lulll, lulll, lulll, lulll, lulll, lulll, lulll, lulll, lulll, lulll, lulll, lulll, lulll, lulll, lulll, lulll, lulll, lulll, lulll, lulll, lulll, lulll, lulll, lulll, lulll, lulll, lulll, lulll, lulll, lulll, lulll, lulll, lulll, lulll, lulll, lulll, lulll, lulll, lulll, lulll, lulll, lulll, lulll, lulll, lulll, lulll, lulll, lulll, lulll, lulll, lulll, lulll, lulll, lulll, lulll, lulll, lulll, lulll, lulll, lulll, lulll, lulll, lulll, lulll, he tells us, regardless if we have conflict, I believe we said chemistry, but it's hard for the feelings because I have made feelings for Matt and the different from the feelings I have from Dave. Did you could even compare feelings from someone who doesn't even like you is way too young for you and is never going to speak to you again once it's putt box. To somebody that you actually know,

and if hooked up with multiple times, it says a lot. I mean, the fact that you would even compare those two, it's a drama queen. Does he want a clickier, something congratulations, you put yourself in a stupid situation, now you want us to feel bad for you, I don't think so.

I don't think so. You're like that kid from Matilda, you just want every pie in the shop. Okay, pie, pie man, pie water. So then, so then Daisy and Gary are kissing and hugging and then Mads walks up. She's like, I feel like I'm interrupting and she's like, she's like, you don't even know

what you want, bro. You know, and so, there's like, no, no, no, no, no. She said, well, you and Daisy, Daisy like I don't know what's going on And it's like really not my issue So he's now like trying to say face meds so then They're in the hot tub and she's like what's even going on with Daisy and he goes oh now you care And she's like she tells us I could get mad about this

I give this was my boyfriend, I'd probably flip a fucking table. But I don't even actually care. I'm just like taking care of me and that's it. So then they make out. And I mean, of course. And Alex is drunkenly blowing his phone hole clean in the dark, which I don't know why that shot was so funny,

but it's like your phone won't charge and you're just I feel like we've all been there drunk just blowing our phone hole Releasing the tento cartridge So then Gary is Gary and Matt are just like making out some more and then he like knocks something over and Daisy goes into Colin's room And she's like come sleep with me and so He's like, no, no, no, just like here for a second. She's like, well, I just want to sleep next to me. So they cuddle up

and she's like, I've never had experience like this. Why do you call in with friends more than anything? But I can't, I can see us falling into relationship. And like him, I feel so secure. He's kind, he's loyal. He loves to wrap me up with insulation, but put it in duct tape. I don't know why he does that. He says it's just happening at this point, but it's kind of cozy. And then Gary Mads are boning in the guest room. Or are they in the guest room yet? Yeah, they're in the guest room. So, um, he's like, oh shit, who have a look at Mads? Who ever wore a like a mad sword! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Apparently enjoying herself, how can you sleep with that? Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, like he sounds like a hot arable loom like being shot down from the sky you know he sounds like some sort of vessel that sinking in a bog it's just the last few bubbles as it goes under yeah yeah so it's the morning the Pope's a sti as usual. Daisy is snoring really well. She's got her Fred Flintstone snoring going on.

And Colin wakes her up and is like, Daisy, you're snoring. And then we cut to Alex of the big boner in bed. I love that guy. And then Chase is like, there's more snoring and Chase is like, I think I picked the wrong room. I should have bunked with Gland. Daisy snores like a bear.

Fuck me, man. I feel like, I should have bunked with Gland, daisy snores like a bear, fuck me man! I feel like, I feel like Chase talks so much and no one listens to him, you know, like whether it's us, whether it's the people in the boat, like he just talks, he just talks into the void. Yeah, people just ignore him, his lines are usually to nobody. Yeah, like the producers don't even care, they just are like, I don't care what he's saying. We'll just plug in some sound bite for him and just see how it goes. And I totally get it as someone who lives alone constantly.

Like I talk to myself all the time. It's why I'd like put a fish in every room or have a dog somewhere so that I don't feel as crazy. Like I'm talking to something, you know, but I get it. So Gary climbs into his bunk and immediately just farts. And Daisy's like, oh my God, gross. And she gets sat and runs out of there. that I get it. So Gary climbs into his bunk and immediately just farts and Daisy's like, oh my God gross. And she gets fat and runs out of air.

He goes, oh, I didn't even see it. Blah blah blah. So now it's time to wake up. The yacht is totally trashed. And so they're all cleaning up before the one. They're big day out. And Gary's like, oh, let's have a good day. There's the pool blah blah. And then Gary goes, Gary's like, oh, let's have a good day, there's a poop, blah, blah.

And then Gary goes up to Khan's like, so, you and Daisy hook up again, let's not call in, blah. And in the room this morning when I came in, so like, you know, she's like, oh, I let it rip, and then all of a sudden, it's all storming day. So Gary's like, I'm so interrupt. Gary goes, let's just have a drama free day today, okay? And whenever drama people say that, that means they're guring them to bring up the biggest drama that they can think of. Yeah, because he just had sex with Mads and he knows that Daisy just slept with Colin because he saw it.

So he chooses to start the morning by coming up behind Daisy and hugging her from behind and kissing her neck and talking about what a good day he wanted. Yeah. Yeah. Don't want any drama at all, didn't he? Yeah, fuck off. No, no, no.

So, yeah, so now they're going off. They're all getting dressed up. They're in their vans. And then of course Gary is gossiping. And he's like, well, him and Daisy hooked up again last night. And Colin's like, well, how do you share a cabin with that woman? I mean, she snores like a fucking freight train and mess like, well, I wouldn't call it normal snoring.

Ah. Ah. And magic. Well, I wouldn't call it normal snoring. So then Daisy and her fam is like, I'm so sweaty. And Chase is sweating his bottles off, man. And she goes, yeah, I meant sweat. I slept in cold and sped and I was like, you're literally like a right actor. I'm like, whoo, Daisy, start with calling. At least she was like the last one to know. She's like, what? This is so hectic.

So this is the unsexy, sexy show on TV. It's like not the most fucking, but Daisy's like, I'm sweating my balls off and Gary's just farting everywhere. And Daisy's snoring like Fred Flynn's stuff. Feeces is bubbling up from the toilet. It's like, it's probably coming to bed so I'm like the poop that he just cleaned down. There's like, they're on a sinking vessel.

It's just like so unromantic. It's like in one of those movies that takes place in like the 1800s and they go to the old whore houses or whatever and everybody's like covered in shit. You know what I was a rob. Yeah. So that's what I want big boy and everyone's like missing all their teeth. You know, it's days, Mr'm Michael Patrick King, host of the official Max Companion Podcast, and just like that, the writers room.

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So meanwhile, Glenn is back home on the eFoil. Like his story today is trying to use the eFoil, learning how to fly. Yeah, Glenn is gonna take a stand today, and a literal stand, his goal is to stand on the e-foil. So he's working on that. And then Alex and Gary are frolicking in the waves, like two seals, and then now everyone's like hanging around

drinking, and now Gary is back there, and he's like touching Mads' belly button. She's like, why are you doing that? And then Colin and Gary are talking, Colin goes up to Gary and he's like, Hey, bro, stop being clingy. Stop being clingy. You're going to ruin it, bro. And you know, Gary's like, of course, like you want to see ruining something.

I'm going to show you ruining something. So then later, you know, everybody's getting shit faced. And Colin is talking to Alicia. Okay, Alicia, who's just had all the compliments in the world. He's finally feeling confident on the boat. He's super stoked to be there. So Colin comes over and he's like, Hey, you feeling confident this season?

And she's, yeah, I'm doing a lot better with things. Thank you. Are you going to be going radish, beat, for like, in the end? And he's like, Oh, yeah, you're doing great. You beat for like, in means. And he's like, oh yeah, you're doing great. The shift last season, I mean, that guy was like that. He was like up here, you know. And she was, oh, see, you're saying like, he was just like on a completely different level.

He goes, oh yeah, oh yeah, like up here. She's like, oh, so the other chef, oh, another level, the me. And he's like, oh, I guess I shouldn't have said that, huh? I mean, come on, now, the other chef. Oh, another level. The knee. And he's like, oh, I guess I shouldn't have said that, huh? I mean, come on, don't get upset. We can recover from this. What the fuck is wrong with you?

I know, that was so much. Like, Marcos might hear to make women cry, so you have to do it in his place. Like, what the hell is this? That was so mean. I mean, I don't think he really meant it on purpose. I don't like, if it were Gary, I would say like, oh, Gary was playing a game.

I think Colin, like, I don Colin, I really don't know. Cause you could see Colin felt genuinely bad about it, but I'm just like, well, what are you thinking? And by the way, when he was raising his hand to be like, he was up here. He has like an inner arm tattoo. So I paused and I read what his tattoo said. This is what his inner arm tattoo says.

Realized deeply that the present moment is all you will ever have. So, it's pretty deep. Pretty deep, bro. Pretty deep, Colin. That's so funny because every time you look at it, it's like a reminder of the past. Interesting. All right, let's get caught in that one for a while.

Every moment. Doodling, doodling. I don't know that Colin is so innocent and Colin doesn't mean anything by it. I really don't know that about Colin. I have not learned that about Colin. What I've seen about Colin on this show, like I really like him, I find him charming, looking, God knows he's good at what he does. I think he likes to stir a lot of shit.

I think he's a gossip. I think we saw glimpses of it when Gabby was on the boat. And I don't know. I mean, I think that part of him might just, the producers are like, fuck with her and make her do something. We've got a chef that hasn't broken down all season, make her cry, do something.

I mean, what the hell? Why does a chef just get to like coast, you know? Because it seems like a pretty purposeful thing to do. To go out to a chef who you know has had a rough time like feeling secure this season and be like, yeah, the last chef is way better than you. So glad you're feeling confident. Especially when you start the conversation

off with you feeling confident. I don't know, there's something fishy going on there with this guy. Yeah, but also like having been on the receiving end of so many moments like that, people just don't think it's shocking. We're always like, we always are suspecting ulterior motives because we watch so many,

especially real housewives shows where there are ulterior motives that usually pertain to presence on a show, but there are a huge number of people who just don't think before they speak. By the way, I'm one of them. I just want to say I'm one of them I was gonna say I welcome to watch it crap. I'm not welcome to this podcast I can't review it's amazing how many people will just Say just say stupid ass things people say stupid things all the time

It's not to let call it off the hook. It just like, it's just shocking how stupid people can be. And while he is a shifter to his credit, he's also a shit pumper and capture. So he does deal with a lot of shit. He does clean a good toilet. He does. We'll give him that. So he's like, oh God, I shouldn't have said that.

We can recover from this. And she's like, I mean, I feel like I'm finally finding things simpler in the galley. And he goes, you know what it is? It's like, he's 12 years older than you. So that's what it is. It's not that he, you know, of course he's better. How can you be that good when he's that much older than you?

And she's like, I'm going to go to the bathroom. What are you saying? Let me clarify. It's not that, it's not that, it's just more like he's innately talented and you probably had to learn it and you really haven't learned it very well. That's all I'm trying to say now, no, that came out wrong. I think what I'm trying to say is, you're not a very good chef, no, no, no, that's not what I meant to say.

Help me out here. It's like all I'm trying to really say is that you know how you're really good at crying. He's that good at cooking Yeah, you know, okay, you know how like every time you put your hand on the stove you burn yourself and you never learn He's like that except he always learns and he doesn't burn his his hand He just cooks really well sort of like that, you know Yeah, it's not great. So she's just like runs for the bathroom to cry. And I said, what did you get thing to say to somebody? And she's like, I'm just sure I need to be my personal beast. I don't need to, I don't need someone bringing me down.

And so Chase is now talking to Colin and Colin's like, on me, what did I say? And Chase is like, uh, can I give you some advice, bro? When a woman asks you how she compares to someone else, you say, you're the best. Okay, no matter what, dummy. And he's like, oh, so I should just lie. Lawyer through my teeth, that's what I should have done.

Any laughs, he's an asshole. We get glimmers of this guy being an asshole, and this is one of those times. So, Alex is really having a great time, by the way. As bad of a time as Alicia is having, Alex is having a great time because he's in the sun and he's got wind in his hair. So he's like, oh, you look like Jesus, bro. And Alicia doesn't mean like, bawling in the bathroom.

And then the girls are all like talking about calunding super hot. And they're like, I would rest in here man would wrestle him for dancing for him any single day. And they're like, oh, don't you worry, I wear a carol, share. So then, Daisy's like, well, you know, I'm sorry. Gary's like, Daisy does have a moderate body, doesn't she? I love your body. Daisy, come on, give me a spoon. Give me a spoon, which is like, I don't know.

I feel like Gary really pushes it. And the Collins, like, really? Because he sees this and he's like, Daisy and Gary have always been flirty, but there's a level of respect you can have with someone you're hooking up with. Yeah, there's also a level of respect, fucking Gary can have for you when he knows it. Like, where are you, where are you getting all pissed off at Daisy? No, I think Gary's getting mad. I don't know. He's getting mad at Gary. I thought he was getting mad at Gary.

No, he said there's a level of respect you can have with someone that you're hooking up with. He's hooking up with Daisy. I thought he was saying that, that, oh, I interpreted it, that he was saying that Gary could have some respect for them. He's like, meaning that like, when he was saying you, I interpreted it as like,

like you, general being you, the person's looking up at Daisy. But you're saying it was at Daisy. You can have a level of respect with someone you're hooking up with. I mean, I don't know, it doesn't really matter. So, I just wrote why it's called, I guess it does,

because I'm saying Collins completely failing this episode. I was like, calling gets a failing grade for this episode. Okay, he's failing to me. So, Madsen Lucy, you're sitting together and Lucy's like asking about Gary, like, how you feeling with Gary? It must suck to be Lucy, you know?

I don't like to be in that position where it's like, you have to be the one asking the person who's getting everything. It's like, wow, you must really hate winning monopoly every single time we play. Is that, is that difficult for you? That difficult, everyone's in love with you. Is that hurt you in any way? Is that going for you? Yeah, Emma says like, I mean, I just don't take them seriously. I mean, look at it, look at his personality. Look what he's doing. And it cuts to him. He's like trying to motorboat daisy,

but he's sort of just giving you like a raspberry on the chest. And he's doing the dirty dancing lift also. Or he's like, oh, I had the tool in my mind. Oh, my God. She's like the, wind. So Matt's like the wooowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowow does anything towards Alex, Gary gets all jealous. He's like, well, he's talking to Alex. But then he can go up to Daisy and faux motor boater and hug her from behind, and ask for cuddles and for spoons and kisses.

And that's what she's also just following into the trap, which I had higher hopes for you, Mads. Like you knew all this, why are you still hooking up with Gary instead of Alex when Alex is right there? Go hook up with Alex. Fuck Gary. I really was hoping she'd get it.

And she's getting worked up about it. She's like, and I'm not going to give someone emotions that's not doing the same to me. This is bullshit. See, it's working. He's getting into your head. Come on. You can resist. I think out of everyone who's been on this show, I've had the most faith in you.

You can do this. I believe in you. I think she has been doing it. I think she's been doing a really good job. I think she's just like, this is, you're saying right now is where she's failing. That's why I believe in her because she has been doing a good job

but she's starting to fall into the trap. I mean, she will have to fall into the trap. There's still a lot of season left and there will inevitably be an episode where she goes, I can't help it. I have feelings for the guy. So, they always say, I have feelings for the guy. So They always say

I see the path. I see the path being walked down I'm just be strong just be strong. You don't need to do this to yourself So um, yeah, Lucy just feels bad for Mad Mad Mad thing because she thinks that Madison feels trapped and And then Lucy yeah, Lucy is like, yeah, you should go and like talk to other boys because Gary's never gonna be your boyfriend, you know. Then it cuts to Glenn and now the music is very serious. It's like Massin, Commander, Music, it's like, dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun

and he's like, he's on his little foil, the e-foil. He's like, this time I'm gonna do it, okay? And he like gets on and he stands, say oh my god I'm doing it okay and then he falls on okay and uh okay cat bars with no corn syrup and I'm here I go this is for you Saline I can't believe all the way home. Kitty lag, look at me now. He comes intensely patriotic when he succeeds at things. Yeah.

So then Gary's lying on Daisy's lap now. And Chase is wanting to pour shots down their throat and Colin goes to check on Alicia, right? And he's like, are you okay, did I upset you? Is that all right? I've tried to put a colon to my other shift friend but he's currently at a James Beard nomination ceremony. I would have introduced you, you know, for him to give you some tips or something. Hey, let's just talk about something that has nothing to do with cooking. So like, I don't know, it kind of carves you drive.

Do you have Michelin tires? Because my friend, he said he got a Michelin half each one of the styles he got. Oh, sorry. Sorry about that. You know, I just wanted to make you feel better and let you know a lot of people don't have great readings and is a gatt.

Just wanted to bring this along with your bedtime story. It's quite common to have only two Yelp stars, okay? So it's all right. A lot of people do. So she's like, oh, me and I'm fine. Obviously it's hard to hear. I just want to be awesome. You know what I mean? And he's like, yeah, I should have known better than to bring something like that up on my idea. You know you're an amazing chef. Come on, let's be friends. We're good.

All right. She's like, all right, we're good. It's all right. There we go. God, I can't wait for what are you going to make for dinner tonight, peanut butter and jelly? Is there going to be something like that? Listen, you're an amazing chef and I'm sure you walk onto any elementary school in this country and they would be happy to have you. I'm not a bad guy, I'm a bad guy. I'm a bad guy. I'm a bad guy.

I'm a bad guy. I'm a bad guy. I'm a bad guy. I'm a bad guy. I'm a bad guy. I'm a bad guy. I'm a bad guy. I'm a bad guy.

I'm a bad guy. I'm a bad guy. I'm a bad guy. So Daisy and Gary are still doing their weird flirt friend thing and Daisy's like, so are we friend again? And he's like, always days and she's, you're, I don't know what he fart on her or something because she's like, you're gross. She's like, you're actually gross. Yeah, and then like it could be anything. Yeah, I really like her. Does he burn her? Does he burp up her nostrils? Like, who knows? I would believe in him. He could nostrils like who knows I would believe it

He could just be like rubbing his eye and like you comes out. So days is like you're me actually should check Your eyebuggers so I guess I wonder what's Collins gonna say about me and we're Gary said the blubla And he's like oh, you're so worried about Colin. Colin's fine. And he's like, Gizmi, Gizmi, Gizmi, Gizmi, Gizmi. She's like, no, no, no, Gizmi, Gizmi, Gizmi. Gizmi, Gizmi. Gross. So disgusting. Okay, like she doesn't want to.

She's also into a new guy. It's like so disrespectful of her. Not let alone also his friend. I just, it's just like, yeah, but she's also doing it too. She's going like, no, no, Garrett. But she's also over there being lifted and like doing the flirt with Gary and he's like lying on her lap You know, and I think she's thinking like Colin doesn't care He knows like we have this kind of energy. You know what I mean?

Whereas Gary is like purposely trying to piss off Colin or get back at Colin in some way, but they're both giving me the egg right now. Well, he's still regardless of that, he still should be more respectful. So Daisy is like, well, I've made it clear that Colin's what I want to be with. That Colin is the healthier choice and Gary, when it's just a game to him, I think he wants me because of Kantov, Matt. Yeah, whatever man wants to be compared to a rap. What is the game to him? I think he wants me because I can't have, ma.

Yeah, whatever man wants to be compared to a rap. I'm like, wow, you know, I think I've made it clear. Collins, the healthier choice. Oh, wow. Are you choosing the salad over the slice of pizza today? It sounds romantic. Can't wait to see those nuptials. So, yeah, she's saying that she just feels like,

I just feel like I'm a number to Gary, but the difference is I'm the 20th Peter has in I'm not there can't get me so well I'm sorry burger I'm having the bowl today I'm going to sweet sweet greens today that's what I'm saying McDonald's so now they all do some sort of like salmon raced into the beach on their stomachs. It's just frallicking and it's just like lots of silliness, et cetera. And then Alex and Mads are sitting on loungers and they're clasping hands. And he's like, finally, and he's just saying how he's having the best time. And she's like, we're like basically unlike a vacation having a holiday.

He's like, yeah, that was a really uninteresting comment, but despite that, I really like you. You're pretty pretty. And she's like, yeah, finally, it's a long time like we've been waiting for. And he calls her pretty and she calls him pretty. And Gary's watching them all annoyed. Like he hasn't just been doing, you know, the time of my life, remember, from dirty dancing the whole time. So then Chase and Alicia are watching Colin and Daisy

in the ocean together. And Alicia's like, I love them to get that. And Chase is like, his hands are on her chest. Look at that. His hands are on her chest. And they're trying to make it sound like it's something romantic, but then it's Colin throwing seaweed at Daisy and stuff. They're like laughing.

It really is. Colin is just gathering seaweed because he knows he's going to have to wrap it around the pipes and the engine room later on. So now it's time for dinners. They all are going to, they all put on their makeup and dress up and everything. Everyone puts on their most beautiful evening clothes. In the case of Colin, it says most formal free t-shirt with sleeves cut out. And Gary is, they're like, Daisy and Gary and Colin are kissing in front of Gary and Gary's like, whoa, bye, like this is ridiculous. Like kissing in front of me is ridiculous.

I can't say what I want to say, because this is a recipe for disaster. And so, yeah, and he blah, blah, blah, blah. And so, yeah, no one's- And he starts saying it all, everybody. Yeah. And he starts saying in a different language, I wasn't exactly sure which one. He starts saying snakes in the long grass, snakes in the long grass. I'm like, you are the snake, sir.

You are the snake. Everyone else is the grass. Everyone else is grass that is just trying to grow. And you are the snake going through it and soiling it. You're a snake that is shitting in the grass, snakes shit too. And you shot in the grass, you have, there's snakes shit in the grass now because the Gary... You're Ariana Grande in a donut shop, just walking in there and licking everything, you know? You can't lick all the donuts, they are not all yours.

Okay, you can't claim all the donuts. No. No. No. So, another set to Umber dinner and Alex and Mads are still being flirty and stuff. So then this is actually something I felt was wildly inappropriate because Daisy is sitting next to Gary and Daisy is looking away from Gary at the rest of the table and he actually grabs her head and pulls her head over to his face and starts trying to kiss her. And I thought, okay, everything up to then

was sort of like flirty, crossing lines, flirty inappropriate, but that was actively, like, that was bad. I actually thought that was bad to pull someone's face in and like force them to kiss you Yeah, and he's like I know deep down you look me guys I don't give a fuck what you say. So I think we need to be together clearly. It's not gonna happen now And she's like you hooked up with Matt's the first night. You have shown me your behavior

You've shown me what's meant to you and she's like he's the pattern. It's ridiculous I'm like one of 10,000 girlfriends here and he's like well, I know you've got a feeling for me today's think about it from my perspective What your perspective you just literally fuck somebody yesterday? Yeah, talking about last night You cannot claim everyone as your own, okay? So meanwhile, Chase is telling Alicia, he's like, by the way, I just want you to know, you did an unreal job with the food, the way you've reheated those mozzarella sticks.

I mean, they were still cold on the inside, so I guess you messed that up. Wow, you can't even do mozzarella sticks, but you know, that's okay. Lee, you're doingratals, Dix. But you know, that's okay. He should do a great job. Great job. So then Daisy is talking to Gary. She's like, are you okay, Garrett?

This is, don't do that. Don't do that. Don't play into this. This is what she's a drama queen too. You shouldn't even be playing into this with Gary. You shouldn't be sitting next to Gary in the first place. You should be sitting next to Colin. You shouldn't be playing with Gary all day playing these 40 games.

It's shitty. It should be a for two, you know? But Gary's taking it so much further, but then he starts getting all upset at dinner so everybody will know. And now she's gonna go play into it by walking off with him. Cause I guarantee in her mindset,

she's thinking like, well, I don't want to have to, I don't want people to think like the dynamic changes just because I'm hooking up with Colin. So she's gonna be like, no, like, cause don't want to have to, I don't want people to think like the dynamic changes just because I'm, I'm hooking up with Colin. So she's gonna be like, no, like, cause this is what I would do even if I weren't hooking up with Colin. That's, I guarantee that's what she's thinking. Cause I agree.

I don't think it's her fault, like Gary is a slime bucket. But if I, I'm just saying, if I were her, I definitely would be like, if Gary's all up on me and there's a guy I like, I'm not trying to be hanging around the person all up on me. He's gonna pop the phone, get away from Gary. Yeah. So then she goes and he's a guy I like, I'm not trying to be hanging around the person's all about me. He's gonna pop the fuck away from Gary. Yeah. So then she goes and he's like,

well I wish I didn't have COVID. I think everything would've been different. I knew you liked me and I knew you liked, if I didn't have COVID, I wouldn't mind about the first night. And then if I did that, then basically I would've fucked you on the boat one more time and they started fucking mad and it would have been totally different. Yeah, I love blaming COVID.

So this is like, this is too complex I had and he's like, you're, you're, you're with calling to get back at me. That's how I feel. You're being spiteful. And she's like, uh, yeah, I don't want to be with you because you're, with literally everybody else. Can we roll the tape? You know, it's like the Mamba number five. We're like, six hours screen.

I was like, oh, that's why we have a second episode of Below Deck, because we have to have a full episode dedicated to the flashbacks of Gary Hogan up with other people in the show. It's like, okay, well, this is a long list of people. It's still going. And she's like, you kind of had me a million times over

and you don't want me, and now that you can't cause me your want me. And he's like, you kind of had me a million times over and you don't want my, and now that you can't have me, you want my. And he's like, bullshit, that's a bunch of bullshit. And she's like, I'm not playing into this bullshit game, but you are, you are. You're like literally having a big emotional fight with Gary in front of everybody in dinner. And so he's like, but you asked me to stay at your house and, you know, and you said, no, and she's like, yeah, asked me to stay at your house and you know and you said no and she's like, yeah, exactly I said no, I know she said it's not you wanted me to say your house and I said no and she goes exactly and you made your choice So fuck off. Yeah, so then everyone's watching them and then so then the bombshell moment and Gary goes Having sex with you is fucking amazing.

And Daisy's like, and she looks at the camera like, oh fuck, it's out there. That was, so that was Gary's big dick move because he puts it out there unambiguously on camera. Intentionally, it's an intentional, like he's humiliating her., he's a humiliating her. He knows he's humiliating her because the entire next episode is about how, oh, I was keeping my promise.

So he knows that meant a lot enough that he had to keep a promise. He intentionally puts it out there to embarrass her, to undermine her relationship with him with Colin and whatever other mindfucker he wants to do. I was like, oh, you are such a piece of shit. Yeah, Xad and agreement to not bring it on camera, which I think is so funny because they were putting pictures of themselves at Disneyland on Instagram. Like it was so obvious at that time.

Everyone's like, oh, Gary and Daisy are dating now. Because after that whole season, last season, I was like, oh, and there they are out together partying with whoever, like they're totally hooking up. And I guess it was never official on the show, right? Because they haven't said that. Yeah, they just did. Some of them. But they have said that when they were off, they were doing something because then she told Gary to leave him alone on this season. And so he's trying to leave her

alone and move on with, I mean, I just thought it was known. I guess I was surprised that it was this big of a surprise. I did I guess it was because it actually hadn't come out on camera and she's like, oh shut the fuck off, you're such a moron. I don't want to be involved with this. I'm done with this conversation and now everyone's just watching them. And she's like, what didn't she kiss me in London then? And he says, cause you were with your friends. And she's like,

but she'll kiss anyone else in front of anyone else, Gary. And the truth is you make choices and we have to live with your choice as. And it's funny rereading this part here about like, cause later on in the next episode, Gary is like, I guess I did it as revenge because she's like, so happy to make out with Colin.

And like, and like, wants to hide the thing with me But I'm like that's exactly what you did too like you were you made out with people in London, but then like you know So anyways, she's he says the sexy way he made out with people in London because isn't it that She says you'll kiss anyone and she said we were having a good time with friends and I wanted, she goes, why didn't you kiss me in London? Like you wouldn't kiss me in London. And he's like, well, he comes up with an excuse. And she's like, well, you'll kiss. I think they were out with her friends.

And she tried to kiss him and he wouldn't kiss her. And so she says, and she says, oh, well, you'll kiss anyone in front of anyone, but like me, you won't. So you have like a parallel to that in the next episode where Gary says, Oh, I let I I let this secret out because she was basically kissing Colin out in public, but then it's like embarrassed about me. So it was like a weird. It was like a.

Oh, I guess yeah, I yeah, they both have some secret. They have a public about weird public facing affection. So, um, uh, anyway, so we get to think about the sex again because we sort of had like a mini rewind because the commercial break, and then Dan sees like, I don't want to be involved in this, I say you're a behavior.

And Dan's like, well, fuck off, fuck right off, actually, Blah. So, yeah, it's like having sex with you is amazing. And she's like, you know, fuck my fucking life. Me and Garrett slept together when we ended in New York and we also slept together at Disneyland, all right? And after that, he did his usual Garith and going from female to female.

And I just wanted this to be between me and Garrett, private, not such a mess. Well, you guys already messed it up. When you ruined your like sexy, international fling where you had sex in Mallorca and then you followed up with sex at Disneyland. You just really killed that. Now I see why this never really got off the ground because when you followed up with sex at Disneyland, it just doesn't have that same sort of exotic flair as like, you met

at Tyrannian. Sunkiss. Well, it's all so you can be traumatizing out of Imagine, because you go to Disneyland on a date, you have sex and you're surrounded by like what could be the consequences is just screaming,

not each other and everywhere, you know? I mean, how's that supposed to make anybody go back from more, you know? You know? Talk about a terror, terror. So, this is like, I don't know what to say, I don't know what to do, I don't know what you want me to say, it's been done, it's happened.

So, Gary's like, so there's no chance of this happening again. And she's like, no, we have to fucking move on, Gary. I can't go in the past, okay? You've met your, you've got your with my, I'm with Colin, I really like Colin, and I feel a lot for him, but just how I feel for you, it's what I, it's what it is. I don't know what to tell you.

And I think she literally says, I feel for Colin like I feel for you. I was like, oh, God, this is a mess. So Colin is seeing this and he's like, Gary, what the fuck? So now Daisy comes back to the table and she's upset, but refuses to talk about it. And so this is just, I'm sorry.

I have a thought. When she says, you know, like, oh, well, it's in the past. You're with Matt, now I'm with Colin and I really like Colin. What bothers me about this is that this is actually very rom-commy where she doesn't say, I don't like you like that. I don't have feelings for you so you have to move on. She instead is like, oh well, it's a different situation now, so it's almost implying like, I do maybe like you, but.

Well, that's the thing as far as saying. And I'm like, you should say you don't like him. Just say you don't like him. But she does. That's why I'm saying she's playing into it too, because she's like, yeah, well, you had your chance with me and you blew it, and so I moved on. And that leaves the door open for him to be like, yeah, well, you had your chance with me, and you blew it, so I moved on. And that leaves the door open for him to be like,

oh, but I didn't mean to blow it. I wasn't to you. It's not that I wasn't into, it's that dot, dot, dot. And also, it's very flimsy. Like, you're with Mads, please, that's not a relationship. That's like some crew, you know, that's some yachty season long affair. Everybody knows that.

And you haven't even, I mean, you've made out with Colin a couple of times. That's been like what, two days. So it's not like you're both in other, like, real relationships either yet. So it does seem where it's like you had your chance, you blew it. And now he has to spend the rest of the time convincing us that they're the ones who are really meant to be together. So yeah, I feel for Colin, but he should have seen that one coming.

I mean, everybody is known what's between Daisy and Gary. I mean, it's been obvious this whole season, there's been crazy stuff between them. So I don't know, I would have just stayed out of that one. I just wish that she had authoritatively said, I don't like you. Like, I totally get it. She's like, well, you know, I would open to you and I that one. I just wish that she had authoritatively said, I don't like you. Like, I totally get it.

She's like, well, you know, I would open to you and I liked you and then you just prove that you're totally not reliable. So I've moved on and whatever. I get that, but I wish you'd also added like, and I don't like you like that, you know? I think she does. I think she's probably, this is like, she's giving,

I think Gary is the ultimate, the ultimate husband. If there ever, if there ever was like a couple to come out of this, I would think it would be Gazing and Darry. Ronnie, Gazing and Darry, I actually love that that's our couple name. Darry. Because I love Darry. You see, it's meant to be. Who doesn't love cheese? So I think that ultimately that would be the couple I would think.

So I think she's like, you know, you had your chance and you didn't and I'm with Colin, which she has to know is going to bug the shit out of Gary, right? But who cares because he's constantly doing shit to bug her with everything else, but it leaves a mess for Colin. But Colin should also know better than to mess with Daisy when he knows that Gary's been after Daisy for two years. So I don't know what to mess. To mess. To mess. So, um, know what to miss. To miss. So, so Collins, I was asking Gary what that was all about and he goes like,

well, Daisy's just, it's Daisy. So then, yeah, they're in the van, they're in the van, the drive in back, and Lucy's spilling drinks all over things and Alicia's like embarrassed that she cried earlier. And Glenn is watching back on the yacht, and he's like in bed watching a nature documentary about humpback whales, and he's like really in bed. And so good. I love when we get his day off nature listens. You know, although they've never been observed

while mating, scientists have concluded that humpback whales have numerous sexual partners. Also, during a Gary storyline, it's perfect. Yeah, exactly. Because we never really witnessed him mating either, but we know he has numerous sexual partners. Also, no one has observed humpback whales mating. How is that possible? I don't know.

Part of me felt like that actually was not what was playing on his iPad at all, and that the producer just put that audio in there just to fuck with us. Maybe he's really watching Ozark, but he's just watching. He's watching Lingo. So, um, so then Gary's asking if Mads, he and Mads are going to... I'm sorry. I'm sorry, I can't go on yet. I just need to put out a request. He immaturity. I'm sorry, I can't go on yet. I just need to put out a request. Somebody please observe humpback whales fucking.

Like, how has that not been done? Like it's 2023. We know a lot of shit right now. We don't know that. Go watch them. Somebody sent a goddamn camera down there. What do I have to do everything myself? Okay, thanks Ben.

Go ahead. Well, if it was a fake documentary that the blow deck produced was put in there, then it could all, that may not be factual. The humpback wells may have been observed, I think. You know, that might be, that's kind of, that could be hard to find. Could be hard to find.

I'm not quite sure. I'm trying to trick me with hypotheticals. I'm like, well, if this, if this was fake, then that could be fake, but we don't know this is fake. We're not exactly fucking with you. We're not with the facts in my hand. You are the king. You are the king of, of saying, well, what we're really seeing here, she doesn't mean that

for that. She means that because she wants another contract and she's fighting for contracts. Right, but you're layering it with multiples to train for my brain over. I'm just giving my, I'm just giving my, I'm just giving my conspiratorial theory about the nature, just I'm applying it to a nature documentary instead of a real housewife. Well, you're fucking with my brain. So have fun scrambling my fucking brains.

You're a master chef at that there. You happy? You are the best chef. I'm looking up, have we observed humpback whales mating? I'm coming back whales. I'm gonna say mating. This is what's about to happen. They have never been observed mating,

either in Hawaii or anywhere else in the world. But by traveling to Hawaii, female humpback whales make themselves accessible to sexually active whales. A lot of them, how do we know this? How do we know if you've never seen it? If a whale mates in Hawaii, but nobody is there to see it, did the whale mate? I don't know.

Then where are the baby whales coming from? You know what? Just humpback whales, then are sort of just kind of like Gary and Daisy just never observed. They're the ultimate secret fuckers. And they go back to hump. Well, right. I'm sorry that I offended our marriage. I'm sorry that I'm glad we have Google. Yeah, I'm sorry. I questioned. Um, I'm sorry, I questioned your dedication'm sorry I questioned your dedication to this fact. That means that. Because it wasn't even questioning me,

I don't care if you question me, it wasn't that, it's just you're fucking my brain. Like now I'm like, oh, so I'm back, whereas I've been observed mating, it's just like you're sending me through these spins. Well, you know what? I just, it was more like I don't always trust the things that below duck serves us.

You know, I think we're spending so much time reading between the lines, between Gary and Colin and Daisy that it was only matter of time that I just extended that to a niche documentary that got the glimpses watching. Like what's the real story here? You know, you should be watching that, knowing that Gary and Daisy have feelings for each other. Ultimately, I have no right to be annoyed. I should be extremely proud of you because you're right.

I am the conspiracy theorist who's like trying to constantly tell you, Ben, there's more than what they're showing us. You just believe nothing, you know, and you're now believing nothing, and I'm like, what the hell then? I know. You're like, wait, wait, wait, but believe the thing about the whales. Like you literally can't win. You're like, believe nothing about human nature, but believe everything about whale nature. If you already didn't feel married enough to me,

there you go, okay, you just can't win. Nothing you can say is you're not gonna be able to win. Okay, so let's go on. Because we still got another one of these biotges. So the man arrives, it's now sunset and Daisy and Colin are hugging and Colin's like, so is it any drama? I'm like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, come on.

And she's called me Mary Jane blodge Yeah, and He's like I'm not stupid He's like I'm not stupid come on man what's going on and she walks off and so then Alex and Mads are flirting at the bar And they're hugging and he's like, are you okay? I'm saying, oh yeah, I really love you. He goes, yeah, I love you. I totally smash you.

He goes, I don't wanna hurt anyone's feelings on the boat, but Alex is a grown-ass man. Like with Gary, I'm getting like a grown toddler boy with STDs, I really did not play my cards right. Like, you're only in your, look look you've taken the first trick. Okay, in hearts There's still many more tricks to come like you don't have to go for the same suit. Okay, change it up Yeah, it's not can ask that you don't have to you don't have to play the same game for eight rounds Okay, you can change it up change tables you can get stable get a new hand of cards

Okay, you didn't play your your right, but the game's not over. New hand, shuffle, deal out of new hand. Move to the slots. Move to the slots. Please go to Crap's digital poker. Anything. Just go see Sir, just a lay. This is like a casino. So Alex is like, okay, so are you gonna come up stairs or what, like going the hot tub? She's like, okay, but I have to use the head first. So you say that, so you say head, Gary appears. I know, it's like head, head, head.

You know, Gary pops up like, we head, head, head, head, head, head, head, head, head. He like whips out his dick and then farts. And everyone starts seeing Deo. So then Gary Lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalal of us. So those whales, the funny thing about whales is that they don't hump in public. They're very discrete. They're discrete whales, okay? Okay. So Gary comes out of the bathroom, Alicia's stumbling around wasted, you know, and then we get split screens, okay? We see Alex drunk walking around the hot tub, not going

in, not really knowing what he's doing because he's fucking Alex, you know? So it's just a typical Alex's wasted scene, but then it's in split screen with what Gary and Mads are doing. So Gary pulls Mads in the room and she's like, but Chase is asleep. But they start hooking up anyway. And by the way, like he pulls her in the room,

like a caveman grabbing his wife by the hair. Like he just like yanks her in and the thing was I was excited I thought I I Me naive Ben's you night like look earnest Ben non-conspiratorial Ben was had this moment of like I think this is gonna happen I think this is the moment where Mad says fuck Gary. I'm gonna go to Alex So I really thought she was gonna go upstairs Alex and we're gonna make out and then when Gary pulled her in I was so mad and then I thought well, maybe she'll still do it

I'm just naive to think that that was gonna happen Yeah, I mean you said you were gonna go upstairs you have to go You said we just go upstairs be like I'm not gonna come upstairs and then go back downstairs Yeah, because like it's not like it's her duty to go hook up with Alex for anything Who knows if they would even hook up they probably would have just hung out But the fact that you just ditched somebody instead you're gonna meet them somewhere and they didn't show up there That is how they do it so like he's just like standing there at the wind in his hair Alex coming home. Let me hug you Alex. Give me your wings

All the humpback whales are sad. all in all the humpback whales are sad So I know the humpback whales are all mating. They're like, oh, we're fucking getting some right now Alex You lose it nothing you can see it Alex. He's the humpback whales. That's wait I saw it, but there was no one here to witness it with me. No one will believe me. I saw humpback whales fucking Alex the only person in the world in history who's ever observed the humpback Wales. So Alex, she never comes up. And so Alex is like, well, I guess I'll just fuck myself.

I was like, finally a story of them. I can go behind the season. God, can we just show that? We opened with your boner. Why not? Why not? So he just passes out right up there. And then Lucy is getting into Daisy's bed. They're all climbing into multiple beds, lots of people in different

beds. And she's like, I just want to go to sleep. So he goes to a guest cabin and he starts snoring or something. And then Alicia's texting her boyfriend saying that she misses him, which has no consequence to anything. And then Lucy goes upstairs and finds Alex. They wake up Alex, they bring him downstairs. There's just sort of like lots of musical chairs with people. Alicia's boyfriend texts back. Oh, I'm sorry it took me so long to text you back, but I'm actually watching a master chef right now. Just saw the best chef I've ever seen. right now just saw the best chef I've ever seen. He's like, oh, he's like, oh, wait, hold on a second.

I just got a James Beard Award, which is so strange, because I'm actually never even cooked anything. I said best bicyclists. So Alex goes back. He goes outside and finds Alex sleeping. He's falling asleep. So she's cracking up. and she brings him into the room where everybody's kind of in each other's bunks.

And she drops him in there. She's like, this is folk-ing old. So they're talking about a sleepover and some, and Tase is like, I'm gonna go to bed. So it's like, I'll come with you. So he comes out and he's wearing like huge ear muff. Oh yeah, it sounds like sound stoppers. Because of her snoring and they're cracking up.

So they go to bed together and meanwhile, Gary is topping Mads and they're about to bone and he's like, should we go to the guest room? And she's like, oh, that's fair. So they move onto the guest room and then Daisy and Collin are making out. Like, and she stops. Yeah, she's like on top and then Daisy and Collin are making out. Like, and she stops. Yeah.

She's like on top and then she stops. And she's like, so I wanted to be honest with you, but I wanted it to be pro of that. With me and Gary, it's getting complicated. We have slipped together. Don't, don't, don't. I'm like, you guys have slipped together. Did you? She's like, yeah, in LA and Menorca.

He's like, all right, you slept. Please, did you guys have sex in Disney Land? I mean, that's just sad. That's real sad. And he's like, I am mad, that we slept together. And he's busy, like, just a little confused because I was led to believe there was nothing going on between you two

She was well I asked him not to tell anyone had a respect to that so please don't be mad Um And he's like yeah, I'm gonna go sleep in my cave in 100% all right You have to respect that you have to respect it because I just need to figure it out So stop calling don't go he's like this is bullshit and she won't let him out She's like trying to block him in. And he's like, twice then, you fucked him twice. Oh my god. I mean if it's once that's a mistake, if it's twice, you fucked Gary on purpose two times. God, you ruined yourself for me.

You've also kind of ruined teacups for me, Alpenaw. Please tell me you didn't go on the matter home. Please. Oh, what a make it any better for you if I told you it was in the jungle cruise. Oh man, I just booked a safari. So she's like, please don't go. Please don't go. And he does.

He goes, that feels so fun. That's the end of that one. But don't you worry, we're gonna come back in an episode tomorrow talking about the next episode that was on last night. And it's gonna be about more Gary triangles. It's out in public now. It's out in public, and it's getting bad.

So yeah, that was it everyone. So thanks everyone for listening and for watching, for those of you here who are watching. And we are going to catch you on the next episode. Bye everyone. To be continued. Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. Watch what crap ends with like to think

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