Watch What Crappens - Below Deck Sailing: Don't Get Mads, Get Even

Episode Date: May 2, 2023

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Nothing lazy this episode. She took a break. She took one single break and now she's lazy. So we open up and call her my legs. So we open with Lucy Alicia Mads, Chase, Alex Lucy Captain, Oh, I just write down their names at the beginning. So I was just up the beginning of the big macro deal to quite a bundle with some cheers. I like that. So sorry going to their names. All the pickles, all the light, especially, Lord, is done.

Have set us all the cares that you let us have it your way. Have it your way. Have it your way. Okay. Let's go. Yeah, so the big dilemma is that Chase hasn't been listening to Gary. So Gary and Colin are still talking about this situation. Colin's saying how Chase works fast and how's a good work, ethic. Just have to point him in the right direction. I wish my girlfriend had said that to me when we were fighting. If I'd just been pointing the right direction, maybe we could have saved it. But as we all know, yeah, well, Chase is going to be good. I mean, he's got like a good, high, no, not high smile work ethic. I love Gary trying to pretend he's just mad about work

ethic and not just mad that everyone's really young and hot. And he's like an aging synabun. You know, he's still good. Like no one's going to kick a synabun out of bed, but you know, they're better fresh. There is. I just age-shaped Gary. You know what? And it's not just age because I'm way older than Gary. And I still want my synabun bond.

Okay. It's not just that. It's just like the chain smoking man-bund crinkly always in the Gary. You know, I think it just pissed that there's some young hotties on the boat. I think you're actually very correct. I think that he's like frustrated

that he came and laid to the party. He doesn't like to be laid to the party. He missed out and he did not assert himself with like, like, his dominance with the men and like, and with the women. There's like something kind of like animalistic and primal about it, you know, like the alpha has come to the pack, but the pack was already doing things without its alpha

and he doesn't know what to do with himself. So he was like taking that all on Chase right now, although Chase is sort of annoying. And it was also the first hot tub, Mike. I mean, I think, yeah, I think that's the thing. He doesn't want to have sloppy seconds. He doesn't, and he I think that's the thing. He doesn't want to have sloppy seconds. He doesn't, and his mind even says that he's like, he doesn't want to have sloppy seconds.

He wants people to have his sloppy seconds. And then he's all, okay, but he knows, like he'll have to take sloppy seconds. He knows people already attracted to people. They already got dynamics. He's like very uncomfortable in that situation. I'd like to say, just for the record, I love sloppy seconds. I feel like sloppy seconds are already kind of tired.

And I don't need as much work. So send me your sloppy seconds. People are also, people are fools if they think that people are not other people's sloppy. Everyone's someone's sloppy second. It's hard to break it to you, but like everyone's someone's sloppy second. I lived in West Hollywood for years. Like you're a sloppy ex. Yeah. What I mean. Yeah, exactly.

Gary's like, uh, you're on, it's like, don't worry. You're going to get the most booby action for sure, brew. And he's like, thanks. That's all I needed to hear. I'm like, I'm like, just give direction to the boy in. Gary's like, I think chasing. He knows more of the name, but one thing I know of that is I'd never talk that way to my severe area. I worked on those 12 years just listen to me. I spent two of those years being my face being held under water which is why I only say so Chase is like hey hey so you're happy Gary and guys like yeah, but those good So then lens checking the forecast it looks like there's not much more than a breeze So here's gonna be much wind or ceiling today. What a bummer and then Kim. I actually fucking can't win on this about

No, okay, it's like too much wind. They're all oh my god. We can't park if there's no wind They're we can't say no Jesus Christ. That Christ, that's why we still need to motors. Okay, all you people protesting the motor yachts and the new on the news. Just kidding. These guests are like literally nobody doing that. No one, but these guests are so obnoxious and totally irrational and unreasonable

that when Glenn's like, sorry, we can't sail, Kim is like, that's okay, we, we can't sell, Kim is like, that's okay, we understand. Oh my God, what a monster. Right, what a horrible human. What a horrible excuse for a human. Why don't you just like, just take yourself and go throw yourself into a balance of luxuries

with your dev attitude. I know, she's like, we understand guys, as long as the entire crew promises to not go sailing with us, because we want people to know that just because for Rich doesn't mean we're not family like. We're family like with poor people. Okay. We love poor people. So they are serving breakfast and they say, here are some lemon bliss balls, balls of lemon bliss. It's just like a blissful lemony experience in your mouth. I have no idea what it is really honestly.

I only understand Pitas for breakfast. So then Daisy checks on Lucy in the bathrooms. And Lucy's like, what do you think? Daisy's like, that's how her head needs to be down. That toilet paper needs to be done. Why is there a board? Why is there a board on the toilet paper roller holder? I hear my head didn't know.

So, the toilet paper makes you bleed for a thank woman. So, Daisy's gonna try to train the girls as much as possible. And they were such bad feedback last charter. And then, Glen Mimals and the pantry, and he's like looking at something to snack on he's like what the fuck is protein cheese I mean this is crazier than trying to sell a sailboat when there's no wind for growing a load. So then Colin who how's Colin not married I want to marry Colin. I know. He's just in the galley he's like I have some free time to eat some help

helping Alicia again and she's like have you ever cleaned the meal before? And he's like, is that him there? Well, he's still alive. And then we see an alive eel. This poor living living, living, living, living, living, living, living, living, living, living, living, living, living, living, living, living, living, living, living, living, living, living, living, living, living, living, living, living, living, living, living, living, living, living, living, living, living, living, living, living, living, living, living, living, living, living, living, living, living, living, living, living, living, living, living, living, living, living, living, living, living, living, living, living, living, living, living, living, living, living, living, living, living, living, living, living, living, living, living, living, living, living, living, living, living, living, living, living, living, living, living, living, living, living, living, living, living, living, living, living, living, living, living, living, living, living, living, living, living, living, living, living, living, living, living, living, living, living, living, living, living, living, living, living, living, living, living, living, living, living, living, living, living, living, living, living, living, living, living, living, living, living, living, living, living, living, living, living, living, living, living, living, living, living, living, living, living, living, living, living, living, living, living, living, living, living, living, living, living, living, living, living, living, living, living, living, living, living, living, living, living, living, living, living, living, living, living, living, living, living, living, living, living, living, living, living, living, living, living, living, living, living, living, living, living, living, living, living, living, living, living, living, living, living, living, living, living, living, like, crying up on the bush, I remember getting into the bath. And there was this python that came from the window all the way to the bath and wrapped itself all around the bath. When I screamed, my dad had to come and chop the snake's head off. So yeah, I'm traumatized. Wow, that's a horrifying story and it sure beats. That's like, it beats a lot of the childhood trauma stories we hear on the show. It's certainly a lot better than, we know I was a little boy. My mom was on drugs, so I had to drive by sister to school

when I was five. I was a five year old driving a car with my sister in it. I think the Anaconda or the Python around the laptop about to murder her. I like that. I hope it becomes a new trend where people on below deck are like, he's less time I was scared from a snake. And that just becomes their big trauma.

Because my dad did that. We went camping once with like a father son type group. And we went to Red Rock and there were snakes there. They came out at sunset. All these snakes just like started hissing at us kids. And then the dad came out at sunset. All these snakes just started hissing at us kids and then the dad came out with access, they just chopped their heads off. And I always thought of my dad as an action movie star

after that. I guess you didn't introduce your dad to Felicia, huh? I don't know. And good for you for remembering Felicia, God, she's so happy in having that you're remembered her name. I always remember your pet snake. Your pet snake, of course, because you had a pet snake named Felicia.

Yeah, I think I stabbed her to death with a syringe. Okay, so anyway, anyway, the point is there's an eel. Don't ask me to Medicaid a snake. How the fuck just shoot it up with the thing? I'm like, okay, where? And they're like, here, ish. That's why I think I slowly stabbed Felicia to death.

I'm so sorry. Is the God, why did this turn into confession? Okay, edit that. Take that out, Marie. We all have us, Nick, traumas. You apparently have two of them. Mine was like I saw a snake once. Anyway, by the way, I feel like Alicia, Asin, Collin,

have you ever cleaned a meal before? Definitely sounds like a euphemism for Gary masturbating. Like, oh, I've cleaned my ear, I've cleaned my ear, that's not it, I've cleaned my ear, that's not it, I've cleaned my ear, that's not it, I've cleaned my ear, that's not it, I've cleaned my ear, that's not it, I've cleaned my ear, that's not it, I've cleaned my ear, that's not it, I've cleaned my ear, that's not it, I've cleaned my ear, that's not it, I've cleaned my ear, that's not it, I've cleaned my ear, that's not it,

I've cleaned my ear, that's not it, I've cleaned my ear, that's not it, I've cleaned my ear, that's not it, I've cleaned my ear, that's not it, I've cleaned my ear, that's not it, I've cleaned my ear, that's not it, I've cleaned my ear, that's not it, I've cleaned my ear, that's not it, I've cleaned my ear, that's not it, I've cleaned my ear, that's hot, but B, he's like helpful, so he's like helpful hot. And then C, he does like tasks that you would never want to do. And he just does them. So he's like, he's like, he's like D, he gossip with your ass because he's also the biggest gossip on this. Yeah.

So he's like, all right, well, I'm going to put this E a lot of its misery. Do they need their heads on? Like I'm going to just, I'm going to say most animals do need their heads attached. But I'm maybe minz in terms of presentation for a company. I think he means like with presentation. I don't know that I'm really that comfortable with an engineer working on a motor all day and then asking if the fish should have its head on to be making my sushi. You know what I mean? Yeah, this is I'll tell you it will definitely be fresh eel. That's for sure. Fresh is really good. Fresh. So fresh. So, fresh.

So, fresh is galley. Lucy is there now and she's like, what's that then? A smear it! It's a smear it! And then Colin chops off the head and Lucy just screams. Because the eel is still moving around after it's lost its head and he's like, oh, what? You're like knocked her head into five different surfaces. Yeah. So then the really horrible mean primary is upstairs going, this is amazing, guys. This is the most amazing experience I've ever had. That's right.

I'm going to say it again. Amazing. Thank you. Oh, God. It's just they're so out of control. Do they even hear the words coming out their mouths? Monster. Monster. So then Gary walks by a madz and he's like, hey, hey, that were you? And he like rubs her shoulder as like it's beginning the little shoulder rub. Watch out, madz. That's Gary's main move, the little shoulder rub. And then Gary

goes into the bathroom. He runs into the bathroom, slams the door and then fartes really loudly. Yes. And then Daisy goes on break for an hour and tells Mads and Lucida to do the cabins. And then Colin, Chase and Gary, dumb, dumb, dumb, something. Gary's Something like this isn't charged. Swanty's toys charged. So we want it. And going to a quad and you do that yesterday then mate. He's like, Oh, go on. Who knows? I just going to take a long time. I was busy trying to explain things to chase. Like he says I was busy. And I think he's like trying to imply because I was so busy having to

like undo everything chase did. So So then Justin Guarini, who they still never acknowledge is Justin Guarini, they never, they don't even, I mean, they don't throw a bone to this poor guy, they don't give him, they don't even give him the smallest reference, they don't even do, this is nothing. He could just, for all we know, he's just someone who works at, you know, Hertz, rental car car who just snuck onto the yacht.

There's no indication that he was ever on the most like watch TV episode of all time. Well, let me tell you what position second place is. Okay. The losing position first place in a long line of losers. One of my favorite insults. So mean. So Justin's like, how's it going fellas? Tell me about this e-foil thing and Chase is like, Gary, you cool with me taking guest

snorkeling on tender? Maybe I could snorkele, snorkeling is better. And so he starts making some roteys and Gary is like, they're all going crack. He's like, yep, I should have another girl go with me to do drinks because you know, that's what girls do. Drinks would, I wouldn't want me to have to to do drinks because you know, that's what girls do. Drinks would I wouldn't want me to have to do any drinks, you know, good woman for that. That's right. And so Gary's like, Oh, it's a good idea.

So he cares all for it. And then he like asks like Lucy like, Chase like, Hey, Lucy, are you free? And he's like, No, so I'm busy right now. I got, I got a bunch of glasses. I got a knockover scene. Yeah, so I can't do a rest store about that. He's like, it's okay. You're so you're still a legend.

And Gary's like, I'm going to come back to him. Right about this again. So then Gary runs the fucking Tatl tail. Okay, it's like a fake tattoo. It's like a, it's like one of those Tatl tails where you Yeah. It's like a fake tattoo, it's like a, it's like one of those Tatltaels where you can't be held accountable for Tatltael and because he basically walks by and then he goes,

oh, baby, baby, baby, baby, very professional, blablabla, blablabla. And he just had to walk through, he just had to walk through the wheelhouse on his way from one part of the boat to the other. It's like, well, I'm just happy to be walking by it. Oh, very professional, what a, what a, what a, what a, what. What's going on? is this about the protein

cheese I don't get it either so Gary's like well I think it's nice that with that chase to taking drinks on the tender for someone that would be nice for someone to help but he could do it himself blah blah blah blah Glenn's like no no no no it's like well she got to make the call whatever so Glenn actually no Glenn goes to Lucy and is like can someone go on the tender and Lucy's like well, I can't Days he's on break. I can't make the call so Glenn's like no, I'll make the call you go on the tender with chase Yeah, so then Lucy's on the tender and she's like I feel so bad about living Bonds and chase chase the code don't worry. She'll be all right because now he's got his like romantic moment oh no he

likes mad's not Lucy never mind yeah so then we he's like don't worry she's just fine and it cuts to mad's banging on a cabinet like trying to get it open she's like that's work that doesn't work god I had my I had my mad's voice so good earlier today I I felt like I sounded just like I was like, oh, oh, ask for a girl to serve drinks, they might have been expecting a girl, but then had a boy serving them drinks. I know.

Thank God I'm here. Yes, seriously. So Gary and Colin are like, they're farts around with the efoils or charging them whatever and Matt's pleasing. So Daisy wakes up and she's like, oh, the tender, all the guests are off on the tender, right? I'm gonna send Lucy on a break. And and she's like, oh, the tender, all the guests are up on the tender, right? I'm gonna send Lucy on a break.

And then Matt's like, oh, she actually went up when she went with them. So like, oh, sorry, I thought you knew. And Daisy's like, oh, that's fine, that's fine. It's just that I don't have time for this sort of shit. I'm gonna go stand up on the deck and probably not see anything that will trigger me at all. So on the tender, Chase is like,

hey, I put my, I just put my sunscreen on. You want it? She says, what do you call it? He's like, what do you call it? She goes, what do you think? I call it ow. Cause I heard a square in me. I want on. He's like, ow. No, no, this is ow, our cream. That's what is. Our cream. Steep the bear game. So, uh, yeah, actually in England, instead of a Coppertone baby, it's just Lucy getting suntan lotion in her eyes going, oh!

So, um, so Daisy is pacing on the deck. She's just sort of coming up to the deck and then it's gone until like split screens, like 24 style because like we see Chase is not Chase is basically doing nothing. The guest was swimming Lucy just sitting there doing nothing Chase is doing nothing. Lucy does not need to be there and Daisy's pacing and then she goes up and she sees Colin and Gary giving the e-foils like a test riser. Essentially just surfing and Daisy sees it and loses her mind.

Are you a fucking kid? I love when she gets mad and she was loosey going on the tender when there's two guys fucking around on water sports. And so she's just like, yeah, you kid me. So the girls need to be constantly with the guests, but the boys can fuck around. Go fuck yourself on the book and fume man. Wow, it's bad when she says the F word and of course I mean fuming. That's bad. I'm fuming!

So, yeah. Fulcone real. Some ads like, all I know is that I heard Glenn on the radio say that like, Lucy or Matt's like they need to like go on the tender with them. That's all I know, Daisy. It's fine, it's fine. Even though I'm privately fueled and rushed now.

I also love that Gary is there upset that nobody charged the tourists so they're using all the battery. I know. That's what I was talking about. They bring the tourists back and just say like, yeah, baby, yeah, money, that was money. That was money, baby. So then Chase is on his way back and That was money. That was money, baby. No, no, no, no, no. So then Chase is on his way back and he's like, hey, you see, I think something's gonna happen. Just, hey, then.

He's like, Matt, just, and you. It's like, hope it'll be me. I hope like a couple of people come to play if you know what I mean. She's like, I don't know what to do for this. Fuck, he is a duper. He's really annoying. Yeah. So the guests come back and they're like,

Oh, Justin, go ahead and really, we do have the e-foils, but if you have a few longs, he's like, No, I'm too tired from that. I'm just going to get the e-foils. Michael, Justin, see this is how you didn't win American Idol. You got to go the extra mile, sorry. Yeah. It's time for commercial.

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That's never gonna happen. So Matt's like, oh God, it was like one kiss pro like relax. Like it's not that I'm not interested in case, just like Chase has like no game. And like there's like other guys on this yacht. And I'm sure that they're I could find other options. And I'm like, I love samples, especially like really gross samples that other people have sampled a lot of.

Like that's I guess my favorite kind of sample. So then we see the eel being played it on little sushi, I mean, on little rice cake things. And then Chase goes into the bathroom and he goes, God, it smells like shit in the air, Jesus Christ. Jesus Christ. You know who did that? God did that shit smell.

So, filling out is so much about pooping and how bad they all smell on that cell bump. Like this really is the lowest ride to fall of the, it's really rough. It's the smelliest of all of the shows. So, uh, Mads is talking to Alex. She's like, good morning princess. What was I doing? I, we, I forgot I was doing, like, what am I always figuring out what I'm doing always? And I was like, you should try mad. She's like, I'm on meds. Uh, and maybe I need some more meds. Uh, and Alex is like, typically I did models

with daddy issues and that's not gone extremely well. I'm scared. That's some real self-actualization. The Naz is kind of new for me. But she's not high-knit, and then she doesn't give a fuck. Maybe it's time for me to break the mode for a minute. Yeah, because there's literally nobody else here, okay? So not only are you going to end up in debt, her by saying you'd normally date hotter

girls, but now you're going to pretend because it's you like her attitude. There's no one else here. So maybe when he says maybe it's time to break the mold, he means like literally just like cleaning up the toilet in their bathroom, just like literally clearing out some of the mold. So that would be nice. Sounds like they need it.

So people are sitting for lunch and Daisy's like, can I help you out with anything? They're sitting and she's like, oh my God. Oh gosh, could you play the black rice? Daisy's like, I don't know if she's gonna make it. This one. I know. So, yeah, Matt's is offering something at the table.

And one of the guests Ashley goes, thank you, honey. God, why do I keep saying honey? Is that being getting old? Yeah. I love her honey. Her existential crisis over the word honey. Um, and what's when you start getting closer, ma'am, but you really have to worry like, hey, sir, can we have directions? Like, oh, gosh, but yes, here's directions.

Get behind your, get behind the wheel in your car again, get back in the car, get behind the wheel. I'm going to stand here, run me over. Kill me. Okay. on the wheel, I'm gonna stand here, run me over, just fuck up, kill me. So Daisy is saying that Alicia is filling the pressure because she's late with her service. And she's constantly trying to push this narrative

that Alicia is on the verge of mental collapse and the pressure is too much for her, which maybe they're just building up to something for later in the season, but I don't feel like it's, I think she seems like fine. Like she's like, oh, she's doing great together. Yeah, I think she's doing great and she just doesn't have anyone that she's working with. So she's like, okay, you know, here's what's going on, she doesn't have any fighting going on. So they're like, how are you feeling? She's like, worried that I'm not going to finish in time.

Me, it seems like, yeah, it's like a natural, like, ooh, I may be running out of time. Oh, she has a lozenette. She has a red a lozenette now. Yeah, so I think she's fine. But who knows, and all of her food looks great and she stands out a ton of it. She made her own bowblends.

Me, come on, wow. And they look amazing, wow. So then Kim, the really mean guest is like I put so much with sobby I'm sure I can see back to 1974 Wow Kim Just rude so good. Yeah, fucking monster and just like wow. It's just that's just 28 years Before American Idol starting when Kim's like what's that? What's that honey, what's that?

What's that, honey? What's that, honey? What's that, honey? So, Glenn is like calling, calling, Glenn, everything good down there. We're gonna move the boat a little bit and come and say, everything's purring along beautifully. Which is what I also thought was happening

with my relationship, and I thought everything was purring along beautifully. But then, all right, Chase, you're going then I say, you're going down with three, you're going down to three, chase, or not. And goes, well, I might come up and I help you set up the rope swing before I go to sleep. He's like, whatever you want, it's going to be a long season though, bro, because yeah, but we get a day off tomorrow.

That's an outcarious mad because I caught me telling him nothing matters. Just take a fucking break, fucking hell. Oh, no, no, no. So, so yes, now the boat's moving. Let's go on to 15 knots and the lady's like, woo, whoa. And Daisy's, then Daisy, like, is in Gary's bunk

for whatever reason, or his room. And she's like, Gary, head's tinged in a hair. I want to spend going on and right. I'd be fueling. If I, my room smelled like this, Gara. Yeah, Gara. So he's like, oh, this is really how it always smells in here. Yeah.

Yeah. It's like, well, when I was on a break, a girl went to shower, which is fine, but back you were playing at water sports, and that's a bit annoying. And he's like, if you need something, days, just say, Gary, because I'm always willing to help out. And he tells us, I've learned by now, it just like Gary, because we're always willing to help out. And he tells us, I've learned by now, it's far easier, looking days he's asked and arguing with her.

So I'll keep her contained and say, what she wants to do. Yeah. Hmm. So the anchor goes down and Lucy falls into a wall. She's like, what? Lucy's walking down the hallway and she's like falling into the wall on the right and falling to the left and then back to the right and she's like no one told me what was that and it's because we're not we're not sad and we'll see don't know why you're walking sideways. You can go on break it for though you're digging dumb. So then Kim is standing. She's such a horrible fucking human being. Oh my God. Standing outside and she goes, look at all those sailboats just floating around there. This is a moment, guys. Can we just appreciate this moment together? Monster, monster. Just making those sailboats self-conscious right now, just like raising them for looking

pretty like God, Kim, God, control yourself. So tonight I'm preparing a bourbon tasting menu. So if you want something soft and silky and smoky, that's what you have with bourbon. I'm going to go for Southern comfort peaches, come on bread, biscuit. I'm going to know it. I'm going to knock it out of the box and I know if I don't mess everything else up, ruin my entire career. Otherwise, it's going to be delicious. It's my, the funniest thing to me is when Americans go abroad and then demand an entire meal,

like an American meal. Like, I want something paired with an American liquor right now, bourbon. Well, enjoy your trip to Serdenia. Now it's bourbon in America. I don't even know. Yeah, bourbon is American. I mean, it's like whiskey, but it's bourbon is... It's a fattish. A bourbon is... Was it Kentucky, Tennessee?

One of them's Rye, one of them's bourbon. The point is it's like American American twist on it so Gary meanwhile they're gonna do rope swings to Gary shows them how to do rope swings So like Justin does the rope swing and unlike his his His final episode on season one he does not flop. He just he lands He does not flop. He just lands. He's like, he's like, he's doing things. He's like, tell my kids I love him

and I'll always be grateful for that number two dad mug that got me for Christmas. And then like, there's actually someone in Kelly on the boat, which is so cruel, it's Justin and Kelly. Kelly does it. And she is unlike in American Idol, she is less successful. And I know Justin has just come on this show to reverse history. He's like stuck it and Kelly Flops. And she flops. I mean, she let's go of that rip swing and she just is it is a full on

belly flop as much of a belly flop as it can be. Yeah. And she's like, oh my god, I heard my right boob and Alex just dead tango. That was a good one. Oh, God poor poor Kelly. Part of that rare group of people who belly flops on blow deck. So now days loose demands. Oh, sorry, go ahead. No, I'm saying they're they're setting the table. I have nothing interesting to say except they're setting the table. Yeah, there's Lissy Mads who are setting the table and Gary's just standing there

trying to be handsome. He's like, posed. And Lissy's like, so you have the fun, that's the gara. He's like, that saved me life. Mads is like, oh my god, he's not even doing anything. He's just standing there.

That's how making me crazy girls are making me crazy. Look how good. A not even doing anything. He's just standing there. That's how you're making me crazy girls. You're making me crazy. Look how good. A little bit of it all. A little bit of it all. And Matt's just like, we're gonna be fighting by the end of this summer. So then down on the crew,

Matt's Gary goes down to the crew mess and days. He's like, God, what just like a tea tree in your fly is open? I don't know what a tea tree is. He smells like a tree oil. Like I think he probably just took a shower or something. Oh, I thought of a tea tree tea tree. And I can't say why are you looking down there, Daisy?

Why are you looking at his fly? Gorrles carry on with the cannons. So the guests are seated and Daisy start serving and they're like, oh my God, the tablescape this is amazing. And Kim's like, um, I have to say the attention to detail is just incredible. God. You know what? Can I go do cabins with the girls tonight? I really want them to feel the sisterhood. And I'm just a normal person. And actually Kim is like, oh my God, Ian, we never took the float, took the clothes off the bathroom floor. They're going to think that we left them there for them

to pick up. Oh my God, and he ends like, that's absolutely right. I'll handle it. And then this motherfucking asshole goes downstairs to the room and tries to take the clothes off the floor so that we know when that's to pick them up What a jerk What I'm sure they're what are you doing Danny? I got away from here. You've most up Repotent yet to the I'm to marry time at all He's like I'm so sorry. I didn't want you guys have to pick up our mess. This is a colossal mess I'm so sorry. They're like it's fine. Go enjoy the bourbon. You monster. You monster who wants to help us monster dress book.

So then Alicia is playing the lamb and it stayed in a little too long. So she's freaking out because maybe it's just overclocked. Oh my God. And these guys are so picky. Don't give that to the primary, because it's a bit overcooked. And we see it and it looks perfect medium to me. So Chase is now but dancing on Colin and the Lama serves. And she serves it with whipped fed up with that hands. Yeah. Yeah, I'm into it. And the guests are like, wow, wow.

Wow, gas. And Justin's like, it's like taking all my power and not to pick up the bow and go, oh my God, here it comes. I'm loving, loving, loving. So then Alicia played the brisket on top of a cornbread that was a very creative meeting. Okay. And Chase is like, move to Texas,

cooking barbecue like that, and you'll be wiped up in a month. Which is like, great, mod dream. So then Daisy asked someone to clean a shower door and everyone's just like happy. And Glenn tells Alicia, like, don't worry, the lamb turned out great. And he's like, happy and Glenn tells Alicia, like, don't worry, the lamb turned out great. And he's like, you know, it's okay to be a perfectionist,

but like, don't let it break your flow. Like, don't let one thing cause another bad thing. Meanwhile, it's about like crashes into another dock. Don't have to be a perfectionist all the time. Yeah, don't be a perfectionist. This is, you know what our engine is being tied together right now with banana peels. So, we're be a perfectionist. This is, you know what, our engine is being tied together right now with banana peels. So we don't have to worry about it.

We got rubber bands down there and some, and some scotch tape. So, you know, don't worry about being a perfectionist. So Alisha is like, well, I'm a people, please, I've survived his guilt. And I was like, oh, God, I hope it's another snake story, but it's actually a very sad story. She was born into a family of trauma and grief. Yes, I'm trying to run a bunch of snake things before I got it.

I have survived this guilt. I was born into a long line of family that were eaten by pythons in the past. We're laughing. No, we're laughing. No, we didn't realize. I literally wrote my next notice crossed that out and I didn't. So we're laughing at our depravity, not her trauma. I just want to clarify our family. I'm having an extremely evil week. And it was really mean of me because it was a really sad story.

It was actually a sad house. It was about how sad. Yeah. Yeah. She talks about how her mom, she has survivor skill because her mom has lost two kids before her. And so it was ingrained in her to make sure that people are really happy all the time.

So she's become like a people, please, her and stuff. Yeah. So then we become like a people, please, her and stuff. Yeah. So then we go to Gary and Alex and Alex is like, oh, what's up, Lada? You guys are going to be ready for this? And he's like, yeah, let's talk about it. And he's like, all right, well, listen, it's not, you're not, so don't worry about watching the,

I don't know what he said. I wrote, it just anchor watch. He's like, oh, it's hardly any wind at all. Just keep it on. It will be good. Bl's like, oh, it's hardly any wind at all. Just keep it on. It'll be good. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah,

blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah three knots and then he goes outside to like put cushions away and then almost and there's lightning and there's wind and it's getting windier and then naughty boys are sort of like writhing around on the water and it's like now it's 13

knots now it's like shit the debt to get weird man and it's like scary swim platforms are still out which is really weird where are they still out I think they just lead the swim platforms out there. You got to put them inside. People, I don't know. I don't know. So now there's now, it's, oh, sorry. Now it's like 15 knots and mad drops a glass downstairs.

And it's like, like, it's like the wind outside. It costs her to put a glass down incorrectly on a surface. The music, the chill team, Gary and the captain both get up. Alex is like, uh, oh, we're turning now it's 16 knots. And captain and Gary are both in their undies. And the captain was like, well, the sudden we have so much wind. And then there is real storm. And Gary is like, did you work with the anchor?

We turned the lull didn't we? Yeah, we're dragging anchor. Nox is like, it was only three, three knots a couple of minutes ago. There was nothing. There was no wind. Then I walked out there to push the covers on and boom, I named the covers finesse.

Like this, this is 20 right there, 20 knots. Yeah, and Gary's like, well, Glen and I are very quick to react. After last season, thank a drag. Even if it's caught and thought it, I'd probably wake up out of bed just to run to the bridge. We see a clap of last year with a clap, a clip of last year with it's funny though, because it is a Gary, it is a security clip. They could involve the clap very easily. So him running around in his underuse again, he has very cute boxer briefs all the time.

That's his thing. Like cute boxer briefs. Yeah. So anyway, the point in the story is that it's windy and everything is fine. So in the morning, people wake up as they do in the morning and Alex is telling Chase, he's like, yeah, last night, it wasn't windy. and then it was like windy. And she's like, wow. And then Alicia's making breakfast and stuff. And then Chase Bunk's head is a hard bunk. That bunk looked like it hurt. It was like on the corner of a piece of wood. I felt bad for him. And we get a rope prep fight.

Yeah. So you're like, why is rope like this? Why is that hung over here and then on the ground here? And girl, it's like, this is wrong. It seems to go through so that the knot doesn't get caught up on the bars. And Chase is like, well, I wrapped it around so it wouldn't fall under when we were underway

because I didn't want it to get into the propeller. So I was gonna coil it when we got closer. He's like, no, man, he's not being prepared to coil it now. Yeah, so Chase is like, yeah, he's like, God, everybody's picky. Oh, my boss has gotten mad at me for different things. Like, well, if all your bosses are always getting mad at you, maybe you should look at the way you're doing your job.

Yeah. And, guys, like, well, that's ridiculous. I mean, look how long it's taking me just to get those at it there. And he's like, but I thought you'd get mad at me for hanging these over the railing my guy Listen when when you're in trouble a lot with your bosses the best thing to do is not to call them my guy Yeah, bro. Okay, yeah, you know, even if I know it's just Gary, but still and last week he said old man

So not good. So yeah, she's like, I can't keep it. I can't catch a freaking break with this guy. So guys like, why the fuck is up with these guys? He's trying to piss me off. And Chase is like, he's trying to, he's looking for a reason to be obsessed. They're sort of like having like a little feud on the deck. Yeah. So then, uh, Gary's like, all right, you're on stern, the rest of us will be on bow. And I was like, oh my god, alone on stern. You just got solo-sterned, sir. Now go reek your... Go marinate your punishment, you loser. It's time for commercial.

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oh, show you have everything goes down. Alex and Alex. This is how to do it. Alex is like, show me how the C dog does it, bra. Yeah. There. Now that's, you say that step to Colin. Yeah. And then meanwhile the guests are watching. The guests are doing like guest commentary. They're like, so is he going to back that, is he going to back the boat up? I think he's going to back it up. Like, I wonder if it's, is it going to go between these two other boats? Hi, they're going to get it in there. I mean, look, you got waves.

Wave hits the wrong way. We're going to damage this boat. You know, I've seen this show before. I've seen what happens. It's pretty quiet. Hey, Susan, you want to come over here and watch this? It's pretty tense. Get Kim.

Get Kim and get Ashley. Okay. It's Kim okay. There's. Get Kim and get Ashley, okay? He's Kim okay. It's her stomach. She's hurting from the belly flap. Okay, look at these boats. And they make it fine. And then Lucy drops another trade glasses.

That just, she just like walks by a bar and just knocks over all the glasses on the bar somehow. I don't even know how she does it. So then Ian, the primary guy is like, guys, I cannot even describe in words how we felt about this. And Kim's like, what I was most blown away with, with the kindness you three led with you, that we thought kindness. And Chase just looks like, looks like not for me, old woman. Not for me. Yeah. And Justin Guariney, second place in Goodbye speeches, because he doesn't even get to give one. Wow, there's still a lot of beyond the podium. So they all leave. And then,

when you want to kiss, yeah. Yeah. And Glenn does the Hong Kong thing. And they're like, oh, and now it's time to clean. And Mads is like, oh my God, like Justin is like, seriously, like so clean. And then, what happened with Lucy here? Cause she just screams in the shower. Did she, did she, did she, did she shower on herself? She's like, ah! She was cleaning the handle, but turned it while she was cleaning it.

She spoke to herself. Oh God. Did something pretend sweat now? So then we got a chase and Gary on deck and Gary is like, I'm ready. And Colin's like, well, what's happening tonight, boys? Who likes you? He's going to kissy kissy. Touch on booby boobies

mm-hmm and I guess like well I'm lit, you know you guys already hooked up so like I got chased chicken now boo like I'm just gonna be a flyer in the wall That's would be me just a flaw in the wall I'm chased as like I don't believe that which is true and He's like so what's happening with you, Colin, you're a single man now, aren't you? Colin's like, well, I've not either one of those blondies. It's like Gary had it at ease the past two seasons. He always had the girls fighting over him. But for the first time, he has little competition, you know, it's going to be interesting to see how this pans out.

Because this year, I might put one of my feet in the hot tub watch out And Chase is like well, I don't think any of them are off limits. See you boss Gary's like, I don't cause drama. It just seems to phone me Yeah, I run that that's my missy bitch. I'm really Misses. Oh yeah Hey, everyone. Let's gather for a tip meeting. Wow, what a charter. You know, first of all, wanna say congrats to the cheese industry for making protein cheese.

I was a skeptic, I tried it, I'm a convert, everyone should have it. For all of us, I just wanna say that this was a complete 180 from the first one, you guys did a really good job, Daisy. Way to go, you are gonna get a bonus slice of the protein cheese. Sure. And this is like, I feel fucking elevated, to be honest, someone step closer to my

greater. And he's like, well, you also have a great attitude in calling. You get out dark smoothly. The engine is purring. I just get like a tiny little bit of gorilla glue in my eye, but you know what? For the most part party it's good. And Alicia, food, delicious, Gary, dude, I'm real happy you're back. God, great new boxers for the season.

Great new boxers. Yeah, this charter went well. And you know, it's just a, does anyone want to say something generic? And Alex is like, I learned a lot in a few days. Great. Okay, the tip is $23,000 American, that's $2,250 per person. And Gary, if you'd like to have a moment here, it's not bad.

Great, okay, meeting adjourned. Hmm, so Lucy, guys. I lost my money. He happens to say, oh, you're straight there by your foot Lucy Literally the biggest video they've had on this show truly so Gary is on the radio And he's like I love making an announcement ladies and gentlemen. It's Tom. They get Oh, so Alex is sharing and staring at himself in the mirror. He's like looking fucking good Yeah, I then Gary like goes and hugs mad.

And it's like, you look old, you just blabbered. And she's like, so then they get into the van and they're just like excited. And all these just like, so, who does everyone fancy? Who would you see yourself most likely to be wrapped up by a python? And this is like, I don't fancy people. Leisha's like, what about Alex?

And this is like, what a hoose phone. He's fine. Hey, he's, and at least say, you made out. So in the guy's car, they're doing the same thing. Like, what do we 13 years old? Why isn't always like Greece on this show? I know. Oh my God, but who did the boy's like?

Who did the girls like? And by the way, Alex is dressed up like a ski-vilo level record industry person, right? He looks like he's trying to. Oh, he's got the dark room glasses, the hair is out, the black t-shirt, which I'm also wearing, by the way. But it's not bad. It's just the whole look, like the purple lens glasses. I can't he looks like he's trying to like He's gonna try to like impress him a bump saying like hey, you like Ariana Grande

I got tickets if you want some yeah Yeah, we go way back me and Ariana Hey, guess who came up with the always pony? That's right. I'll let you answer that. I'm not gonna answer I don't like taking credit for shit. Jesse came up with the concept that Ariana Grande's feet are never allowed to touch the ground. Yeah, she's always got to be carried. That was me. It was me. So the guys are talking Gary is like, well, I'll see who you guys get and I'll go for the straggler. Oh my god. And Chase is like, what are you like a hyena? I don't think I know. And Chase is like, what are you like, I hate you? And I, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, And then there's like some of the smokers go off to smoke and mad is hanging behind Alicia guys like, who are you crushing on?

What about you? You crushing on. I feel like Alicia and Colin have to get together because they're both like they're like the village gossip. What about you? Anyone you fancy? Who are you crushing on? You fancy anyone?

Who do you crush on? Yeah. They do that to each other. Yeah, they're the ones who never hook up. So it's interesting. Yeah, that they're always the ones trying to push people into things. Yeah. So is she? Did she? Have they mentioned her sexual preference yet? Is she gay? And I don't know. I don't know. Like, I get it. She's I don't at all. But when Chase told her you'd be wiped up in a second, I didn't know if that meant like she was looking for a wife. Because I thought, well, I don't know how you her you'd be wiped up in a second, I didn't know if that meant like she was looking for a wife because I thought

Well, I don't know how you say you'd get husband up husband did that. I meant that you guys in life. Oh I was like oh, she looking for a wife. Oh, I don't know. Yeah, so in a way I managed to make her passive and in his in his in his little statement there. Yeah, it was weird. So then, um, Daisy and Gary go smoke and chase follows over with Alicia. And Gary's like, I don't smoke relationship, bad for you. And Daisy's like, follow your own fucking lead, Gary. So Lucy's talking to Alex and she's like, I'm fucking good at lying.

You're a good looking. That was a lie. He's like, I got Taylor Swift tickets before anybody else. Not a lie. So then back to Jason, that chase is like, I think Lucy and I think we're just friends. She's not my type. And so, Alicia's like, well, who is your type? He looks over at the table. And she's like, say it, say it, hold down, say it, boy. Yeah, and basically, he's like Mads.

He's like, y'all like Mads. So, Lucy's like, she's like, you know what? You know what? Hey Alex, you know Deep Down. You know Deep Down that you have good Ha. And then I was like, yeah, I spent 45 minutes on this hair, I get it ready for dinner. And Mads is like, he puts like more effort into his hair

than like, and then like me, and like any of us. And I mean, they're just like talking at the table. I'm like, what's happening? So when we go back to Captain BoatCam, which is one of my favorite moments of this one, it just, because it seems like all the other captains just stay in their deck, or their room, you know? But this one, the captain's always like wandering around.

In this episode, he's just wandering around looking for some snacks, but he cannot find a decent snack everywhere. He's going to do some basket and just like putting some stuff in his pocket, but then he keeps searching. Yeah, and so I've got to find that protein cheese I'm hooked now. So Gary is meanwhile now making his first official moves on Mads, and he's like, well, you look gorgeous, you know, I'm blibbl, and she goes, fuck off.

Because love, I read your college. Fuck off. I don't believe anything that comes out of your mouth. He's like, well, no, just, if I said, blibla, blibla, blibla, blibla, would that enchant you? And Chase is watching, and Chase is like, I'm gonna, I'm gonna cry myself to sleep tonight.

Why? And he's like, fucking Gary. I just admitted to him that I like her. I can see a snake when there's a snake and Gary's kind of an asshole. So, well, is he a snake or is he a snake? And why are there so many snakes in this episode? Yeah, it's a very... A lot of snakes. Snakey episode. So, yeah, Chase is... So, Gary, of course,, like Chase, if you can see a snake coming from Malawai, why would you tell the snake that you who you're interested in? Because like that's what's gonna make the snake get a boner, it'll be a boner snake.

So Gary's just like laying on thick with Madison. And Madison's doing that thing like ew, gross. And for like a moment, it feels like Madison sees through Gary's bullshit. Like the fact that she immediately says fuck off the moment, like when he's like, lays it on thick, I was like, oh good, good, she's not gonna fall for it, but how naive I was as usual. So then, Gary, Colin's like,

we should do this job swamp. And he goes, yeah, I could do what you do, and to the end, because there's not much to do is there. You guys are crazy, it's just fire. I don't know. And Janie, because there's not much to do is there. You guys are a little bit short style. So Daisy gets up and Lucy moves over to Alex now. So now Daisy and Gary are talking alone and Gary is asking what's going on with her in Alex. And she's like, nothing.

He's like, I'm on the jazz days. Okay. Two days you like any moose him for a kiss. Yeah. They just start like shadow dancing because she won't kiss him. Yeah. So stop flirting with me. and he moves him for a kiss. Yeah, and they just start like shadow dancing because she won't kiss him. Yeah, so stop flirting with me. I know, he does this weird thing with a kiss, when he realizes not getting the kiss, he starts going,

what do, what do, what do, what do, what do, what do, what do, some strange like pivot into a dance. So then there's his like, if you want to have a conversation with me, you can have a conversation with me, but otherwise nothing. And she's basically like, yeah, like, I don't know what's ever real with Gary because the way he talked to me is the way he talks to every other girl.

And then we have an extended montage of Gary just flirting and being a fuck boy with every woman who's ever been on the boat. I know. There were like 12 clips. Yeah. It's a long package. It was long. So then, like, Gary is like, we shouldn't talk about this trunk,

which is wise. So then we go back to the captain going through cover. It seems like nothing good in here, geez. So then they all kept back into the vans and Alex is saying, he's trying to find, he's like, who is the guy we're trying to hit on and Daisy's, it's back and forth and Daisy's saying that Alex's dick is probably small and but like if it grows the right way It'll be okay, but Lucy's like yeah, but if it's if it's dick grows to the left then it's hold on

There's a saying about it. I have a dick grows to the left Up up down down left right left right A B B A S Lexar and then your dick gets 30 extra lives in Contra, I think. Well, I don't know what you're talking about, but you just won Donkey Kong. He's like, I'll bend it penis is far. And so then we go, they go back to the votes and they are gonna party and Mads are singing. America, fuck yeah. Yeah, yeah.

So then Lucy's telling Alec, Torchman or Nokkoman Bannos. And yeah, they're all on the hot tub and Alex is like next to Mads. Alex is trying to, Alex is getting close up on Matt's. And then he, I guess he looks down the water and he sees Chase's leg, but he thought it was Matt's leg. He like gets freaked out because Chase's leg is so hairy.

You guys are like, Chase's leg is so hairy. I got scared right now. I thought it was you for a second. She goes, good feeling Matt. See how they feel. He's like, oh my God, it was so hairy. So Alex, like, let's let's bend the bottle.

And he's like, no, let's not. So Chase, Chase is seeing Alex hitting on Matt, but also Gary hitting on Matt. So he decides to soak. So he gets out of the bed, all the hot tub all sulking. Like, I didn't get the girl. And then Daisy leaves. People are just like solely peeling out of the bed all out the hot tub all sulking like I didn't get the girl and And then days he leaves people are just like solely peeling out of this hot tub It's gross, right cuz it's like Alex and now they're holding hands and then Everyone basically Alex is like let's play spin the ball on all make out again

But they were like yeah the first time it's like a fun party the second time it's sad. Okay, I'm not doing that again. So they just, Alex was like, wow, it was a definition of a cesspool. And he's like, wasted, he starts passing on the hot tub and like no one's paying attention to him. And then it's basically just like, Gary, it's just Gary Mads and Alex in this pool. And then they kick Alex out

because he's going to drown to death. And so now it's just Gary and Mads and Gary's like, Well, Mads, I've got this last man standing. You have grand partners. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Which is making the eyes like, could he get to know you're gorgeous, my two deckies are flirting over you, you know, we're on a warm up, cut people's grass.

But at the end of the day, they're just deck hands. And we're like, no, no, no, no. So you just start making out. Yeah, it's kind of like a gross power play. It's kind of like, why would you make, they're just deck hands, but I am like the first mate or whatever. It's like, don't you want to go after the power position?

He literally wields his power to make out with her. And it works. They make out with her. And it works. They make out. Yeah. And he also says he won't cut grass. So he's like, yeah, I'm not a gardener. I have the head of a boat kind of. Yeah. Yeah. It is so well, you know, it'll be a disaster as it is every season. Yeah. There we go, everybody. That's the end of below deck. Sailing Yacht, we will be back next week and later this week with lots of other stuff, so come on back, we love you, thank you for being here.

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