Watch What Crappens - Below Deck Sailing: Douchey Sushi

Episode Date: June 22, 2023

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here we are with the second episode of the week. They are cramming these in. They're trying to get rid of below deck sailing. I- And my sanity. I'm kidding. What? You're trying to get rid of below deck sailing. I- At my sound page. What? They're trying to get rid of my sanity too. It's a lot of below deck.

And you guys know that below deck already pushes my buttons because it never ends this fucking show. It's a year round watching people clean a toilet and fuck, fuck other ugly people. I don't want to say ugly. I mean, they're hot enough to be on TV, but you know, it's like, homely, you're sweaty, you're working, they're cute people, they're not ugly people. That wasn't nice of me.

But it's just like, people you don't wanna see fucking fucking. You know what I mean? There's not been one person on the show fucking somebody that I would actually like go on the internet and search for scenes of them fucking, and I'm forced to watch them fucking. And it's never ending. And now you're

putting two in one night. You don't even have enough pride in your own show that you're force feeding us to play out the season. Come on, Bravo. Yeah, I mean, I'm really into the season of Bloodduck sailing. Don't get me wrong, I'm loving it. It's just it's a lot. It's a lot on a on two gentle podcasters, you know, who have brittle souls and you know, it's a lot. It's a lot on two gentle podcasters, who have brittle souls. It's a lot of notes you have to take about people cleaning bathrooms and people walking from here to there and sushi, being put on things and toilets being clogged. It's a lot for us, and I think that we are the real victims here.

A lot of the real victims. We made a decision with each other. We were like, we need to stop being so flaky. Like if there's too many bravo shows, we're like, what we were doing the past couple of months is like, we'll cover this one this week and then we'll put this one on break this week and then we'll cover another one this week

and put this one on break. And we thought, no, let's give some consistency. It's not fair to keep putting things on break. And, you know, let's, if we're gonna say below deck, we keep putting things on break. If we're going to say below deck, we're going to stick with below deck, we're going to stick with blood. Well, guess what? Project Runaways also are. We're not covering that to cover the straight people show. We are ignoring the gay show to cover the straight show. And the straight show doesn't even have enough confidence to play out the season. You're

shoving all of the episodes in our face. It went to have some confidence straight people. Okay. Because I'll bet you the gay show does not suffer from this lack of confidence, not that I would know, because I'm busy watching this fucking straight show. We cannot have shit, just spam down our mouths. I, it was one of the reasons why honestly, I had our real, like girls trip this past season,

I struggled with that. I didn't think it was actually a very good season to begin with, but then the fact that we have to do like five episodes right in a row, it just kills my soul. It makes me not as excited about these shows. So like Bravo, just like chill out. Just do it like one episode per week. I'm begging you, my brain needs it.

But you know, I'm sure if we weren't recappers, it's probably like the best thing of all time to get like two episodes back. I mean, who knows. I don't know. I can sure if we weren't recappers, it's probably like the best thing of all time to get like two out of three back to back. I mean, you know, I don't know. I can't imagine just being a viewer and being like, oh my God, I hope I get to watch two hours of below deck tonight. Oh, what? It's a lot.

It's a lot more. It's a lot more. I'm watching one of the dumbest shows I've ever seen right now, by the way. We will talk about below deck. But I'm watching this new one on peacock called high desert with Patricia Arquette. I think they're making it up as they go along, like literally just they just tell Patricia Arquette to put on a mumu and just say things. Yeah. Badly and she likes it. And then they get a lot of big stars to come on it. And they also look like,

I mean, it's terrible. It's a terrible so. And I'm watching that over and over and I have to say it's better than two episodes of the low deck and around. I have to say. Well, you know, I'm watching a little violent. I'm watching love island, which is literally 60 episodes in three weeks, but at least those are one per night. It's not two per night, okay? Yeah. Okay, the point is we'd love the show. We'd love the season, but have enough self-respect to let your season play out. Don't just be love the show, we'd love the season, but have enough self-respect to let your season play out. Don't just be like, okay, we're going to get over this so we can put more below tech on, you know? Yeah, chill out, chill out. Chill out, chill out, chill out, chill out, chill out, chill out, chill out, chill out, chill out, chill out, chill out, chill out, chill out, chill out, chill out, chill out, chill out, chill out, chill out, chill out, chill out, chill out, chill out, chill out, chill out, chill out, chill out, chill out, chill out, chill out, chill out, chill out, chill out, chill out, chill out, chill out, chill out, chill out, chill out, chill out, chill out, chill out, chill out, chill out, chill out, chill out, chill out, chill out, chill out, chill out, chill out, chill out, chill out, chill out, chill out, chill out, chill out, chill out, chill out, chill out, chill out, chill out, chill out, chill out, chill out, chill out, chill out, chill out, chill out, chill out, chill out, chill out, chill out, chill out, chill out, chill out, chill out, chill out, chill out, chill out, chill out, chill out, chill out, chill out, chill out, chill out, chill out, chill out, chill out, chill out, chill out, chill out, chill out, chill out, chill out, chill out, chill out, chill out, chill out, chill out, chill out, chill out, chill out, chill out, chill out, chill out, chill out, chill out, chill out, chill out, chill out, chill out, chill out, chill out, chill out, chill out, chill out, chill out, chill out, and this other little boat is now coming right towards it, and now it really seems to be stopping it.

And I have to say, this is the smaller boat's problem because they're moving towards the bigger boat. Smaller boat is more agile. Should get out of the way. Don't put up two little balloons from Party City on top in the front of your boat and be like, oh, well, this will be fine now. So if something happens, like we got balloons out front, don't do that, those are not real fenders, okay?

First of all, get better fenders. Your fender game is terrible. We've been watching this show. We've seen 45 different versions of Blow Deck for about nine years now, and I have to say, have all the fenders have ever seen, these are the worst fenders of ever seen. Like, you guys have this,

but whoever you are a small boat, I'm shaming you right now for having the worst fenders on Bravo, like worst fenders ever, okay? So get out of the way,, a small boat, I'm shaming you right now for having the worst fenders on Bravo, like worst fenders ever. Okay, so get out of the way, let the big boat, this is, look, this big boat is a decrepit garbage fire, both with the people, both with the engine. You need to get out of the way for your own safety because if you crash into this boat, you're going up in flames because that boat is being held together by a Scotch tape and

staples. Okay, and you think that if your little balloons hit the boat, everything's gonna be fine. The moment that balloon touches the side of that boat, it's cracking in half and going under. Okay, so get out of there. So the lady, Robin is her name, who's the only one. She's like the first responder guest. She's the only person who really seems to understand

the drama they're in. She's like, we're about to crash. This is gonna crash. Anybody know this is crash? We're running into another bout. So finally, everybody gets in and someone goes, Glenn, reverse. I don't think that's how it works. You just hit it in reverse. It's not the fast and furious. Okay. It's not like Vin Diesel's in there with a car that can like do that thing and put a reverse and it spins backwards into like a curly queen goes out of there, you know. So the captain's like, we're about to teaball in this boat and they're not doing anything.

We need to act fast or we're fucked. So Gary's like, oh, I love this. I love it. Pick it up. We're gonna die. We're crashing into the bathroom. Oh my god. We're gonna die.

We're okay. I love these canopies. Everything's fine. Great canopies. Great. He's fine. He's on this boat. Yeah, they're fine. Everything's fine by the way.

They just like literally back up and stop. They like, they pick up the anchor and they move backwards. The boat is fine. The little boat is like, by the way, and no thanks to the little boat, which I don't think did anything. All the little boat had to do was literally just like turn to the left a little bit, just do something, did nothing, just hung out there, stupid little boat. And it's just such drama queens, like, the stress that I felt between the last episode

and this episode, I had like two minutes of, oh my god, what the fuck is happening. And then that two minute pass, and there was a new episode. I had like two minutes of, oh my God, what the fuck is happening? And then that two minute passed and there was a new episode. Okay, so everything's fine. So a lady tells Glenn, so be honest with me, Glenn, did you get scared out there? Just a little bit. He's like, oh, a little. But you know, it's like when I play chess with my best friend me, I say confidence is the only way to capture that queen, you know, and then I turn the deck around and I say, good for you, nail that one, buddy. You know, this is the first time I got

a little too close for comfort, at least with a boat. I mean, we all know I crashed into so many docs per year. But anyway, P3 is gonna live to sink another day. I'm like, well, literally probably in three hours. I don't think it's even gonna be another day. It's gonna be a live to sink another hour, okay? Mm-hmm. So Alicia is cutting sushi and getting it ready.

And she's like, Sushi is an art form. So I wanted to do something really impressive. So instead of just doing regular sushi, I'm doing mosaic sushi. So you've got to basically do sushi rolls, but they're all at different angles. And that's why I'm doing mosaic, Sushi. So you've got to basically do sushi rolls, but they're all at different angles. And that's why I'm a chef because I love creating food as art pieces.

Square sushi, pass it on. So it does look pretty cool. It does look cool. And I mean, it's cool. It's pretty groovy. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, it's cool. It's pretty groovy. Yeah. Yeah. I'm glad there's never really much to say about Alicia. And I think that that's good for her. I mean, she's a good person.

And fortunately, not very exciting on the show, but you're a very good person. And I hope you save Zelda in the end. Yeah. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha She's already assembled a little vehicle just with your new powers. She puts two wheels on the beach and some forks and made a little craft that she can use to go out against Scanning. Lady says to the gay Tim, she goes, if you had one more meal, what would you eat? He goes, cock.

All right, Tim, you can't answer that with everything we ask you. Okay. Like it's bad enough you got resting bitch face, but you just can't answer a cact everything. Okay, we get it. You're gay. It's your mob. But come on, you got to be more original. And so Daisy's like, all right, it's fresh tuna. It's fresh tuna and Gary. It's fresh tuna getting a Gary. Oh, God, get out of my head to Gary. I was wondering what I wrote down. Fresh tuna and the Gary. But, oh, so, you know what? This is why we end up with Gary having sushi on him later on

because they're women are probably like, you know what's next? We just get like some like the Gary or something like that. Make it Gary. Got it. Got out of my head Gary. Is it. Got lots of mad Gary. Is he a lazy season?

Can we pass them around? Dizzy's like, be careful. Watch all that far. So the Gary's on one of those sushi conveyor belts. And he's just sort of on there just going around to every customer in the restaurant. That's a little bit more accurate to his experience. And Chase is working out with these rubber band things

and we just hear his music and it's like, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, They're like, get the country, it's country music, you can country. All right, let's country the fuck out of it. So Daisy goes up to Gary and she's like, so gara, tomorrow you'll be a naked social editor. And he's like, oh well, don't want to load eat the little worm that comes up from the middle. Oh yeah, and they're like, oh, come on Gary, this is disgusting. Cause you know that Gary probably has had

like a little worm come out of him at some point, you know. Yeah, it's like, you know, like an alien that alien, the aliens like, you know, they go through your, they burst through your stomach, you know, cause that means they're like alive. Those aliens burst through Gary's gut just to get out of there. They're like, oh my God.

You do not know what, let's go in on this human, I was in, you do not want to know what I was birthed in it was disgusting Disgusting I was gonna have some cock for me. Yeah, I'm a gay alien too. Guess what's my monster? It's Tim the alien So Daisy's like well Something that comes out of you like a sneaky yield it'll sneak up on your guy right and he's like comes out of you like a sneaky yield, it'll sneak up on your guy right and he's like, you're not gonna let you deal with it. And they're laughing like making yield jokes and Collins listening and he's very unamused. Colin, that's what you're dealing with.

Daisy and Gary like each other. You're a prop, okay? Well, Gary's giving me his blessing to proceed something with Daisy. Yet he's still being flirty and pursuing him in a way. Maybe I'm overthinking it a bit, but I feel like Al does mean something else now. It's like, yeah, probably does. So Daisy tells Alicia about doing the sushi on Gary like a naked woman. She was like, oh my god. And then when she tells Alicia, we're gonna have sushi on Gary. And then it cuts the Gary flush into toilet in his bathroom just to like emphasize, just to remind you that you did say earlier this season he does not use

toilet paper. He uses a shower head. And this is someone people will be eating sushi off of. one people will be eating sushi off of. Yeah. Oh. And so, Alicia is excited to be at T&T tonight. It's an Italian feast. I'm going to get to several of these skinny bitches carbs. So, the guests are getting in the water and ordering drinks. And Daisy goes on break.

And here we go with the Southern charm music again. It's like, Ba-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da- boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, oh my God, can we stop just telling every person with long hair at their Jesus? Yeah. So a lot of people have long hair before Jesus, okay? It's like, why does everybody who knows what a supercut is like being compared to people that didn't save our souls from eternal hellfire? You know why is this like long hair people

that get an incredible God damn world. Also, you know Jesus is probably like, hey, so first of all, thank you for being one of my followers. But second of all, this whole hot, like Alex looks like hot Jesus. So am I just like not hot? Are you saying that like I'm just like inherently not hot? Like I feel like my long hair is like

Pretty hot so like yeah, why is everybody like seeming Jesus like he's ugly. Have you seen Jesus? He's like a fucking don't like don't be like. Yeah. Yeah, Jesus is fucking hot. My god. He's already hot He's very hot very emo, you know, he's like um, so I kind of like resurrected myself Which I kind of think is pretty hot. So there's a whole hot Jesus thing. I'm just, just wanna get some clarification on it. Like, might just not hot enough. Does it wanna be hot?

So Alex is like, actually I got that a lot gross. I hate hot people who know they're hot. Because then I immediately like, you're not that hot. Like you're hot. Don't give me your wrong. He's hot. But when he's like, yeah, I get that a lot. I'm like, you're not that hot. Like you're hot. Don't give me your wrong. He's hot.

But when he's like, yeah, I get that a lot. I'm like, you're not really that hot. Okay. You think you're hotter than you are, sir. So here's something so amazingly coincidental. Daisy's sister Bonnie has a layover in that transportation hub known as Sardinia. And she's going to be there for two days on as Sardinia. And she's gonna be there for two days

on a Sardinian layover, is Daisy gonna be free during that window? Huh, have that worked out real well? And she's like, oh my God, yeah, that's our night off. You should join us. So she's absolutely excited to see my sister, balne, I know the crew are gonna love her,

but change of energy might be good for me. And she can drink like a fish too, so I know she'll fit right in. Yes, I hope we get some sister drama with Bonnie. Cause Bonnie's a yachty too, right? Oh, is she? I forgot. I think you're right. I think she is a yachty.

Yeah, I think Bonnie's a yachty. So I'm not sure, but I hope she is because then we could have our first ever Sister Yachty fighting moments next season I just hope we get a scene that's like this bonnie Daisy Bonnie gets over here. What do you want Daisy? Get over here at garrison to get out you. I don't care about carrot Daisy short your short care about garabona So water toys one of the ladies loses her bottoms on that jet thing that pulls you among the water. Talk about gay pride losing your bottoms.

So then Chase is talking to Lucy and he's like, did I hear that we almost hit a boat or something? And she's like, yeah, we should have did. It's like, I thought I heard a thump. I don't know if that was me just falling out of bed. It's like, oh, okay. So then, Tim is looking for Rose and the students are downstairs. They're not giving proper service. And meanwhile, they're just talking about stupid things downstairs. And so Tim's like, oh, fine, did I go get the rosé? And Tim's like,

hello, hello, hello. And of course, the captain is the first one to hear him, which is not great. So we need some rosé. So then the captain goes down to find people. And Chase is talking about how, you know, one day I reckon we're gonna have a charter where things don't go wrong. And Matt is like, I just believe challenges are to be overcome. And Captain's like, who's on right now? Because he's the gas asking for service and there's no one there. You guys shouldn't be down here at the same time. Get up there and give him some service.

You know, I never want to have to have my gas ask me first to it is. And the stand and like the standard of an effortations, I never want to have to have my guess ask me for its derivatives and the stand and like the standard expectations I said for charter one don't change for charter seven So we want to get the same level of service get that man and so when you're long so So yeah, so Mads goes upstairs and gets him his wine their service is terrible this episode That's like the theme of it and so it starts here really It's time for commercial. It's time for a crap and it's coming. If you're hiring, you know what it's like to deal with economic uncertainty and now more than ever.

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grocery store. Grab some impossible beef or patties and get grilling. There she goes. So they're doing, Matt's getting the sub-neil blank, and then Alicia's making pasta and hanging it from hangers in the galley. And then Daisy comes back from brick and Matt's is like, um, just so you know, I was like going back and forth to grab clean cups and put them away,

and then Glenn came down. I was like, one of forth to grab clean cups and put them away and then Glenn came down. I was like, one of you needs to be up there at all time and I was literally on my way. I'm like, the below deck clock said eight minutes without service, you're lying. Yeah, name Dates is like, wow, that's physically impossible to have someone up there literally all the time. And it's actually completely unreasonable as well. I just can't. I can't.

That's easy. Yeah, that's a lie. One of our favorite chief stews on here, but this is a lot of fucking. And it's like they tell you I've not had a DUI yet, which I actually shocked by, not these days because I don't do that, but should I have one younger? Let's be honest, why lie? But my friends who have say, when you are pulled over, they teach you to always deny, deny, deny, never say. Of course, I've had it. I've had one drink, but not too. You know, whatever. Just deny, flat out, because anything you say, Camon will be used to cancel you. So I guess I'm just saying that because Daisy, you're not being pulled over for drunk driving, okay? You're being accused of not delivering drinks on time. You don't have to deny. In these situations, it's better to just say, yeah, I fucked up.

Sorry. Instead of denying, you're just making this so awkward on yourself. Yeah. Yeah. She's really not great this episode. So now it's 8 o'clock and Khan and Gary are sitting on the deck. And Khan's like, he's like, how are things with a girlfriend? He's like, well, I've actually not tried it to hurt, to be honest. Like I'm giving her some time in space. And he says, I want things to be good with me and Mads, and I also want to give her space. But it's hard because I'm also an attention speaker, a speaker, you know, feels like I'm a kindergartener. Oh, queeeed. That's like a new thing. By the way, you know, Fusearch on my kindergarten. Oh, quid. That's like his new thing, by the way, is he keeps on doing that same song.

Oh, quid. Oh, quid. It's like his own valicirl impersonation that he does. Yarrr. Um, so then Alex does another thing that distors me. He's like, he's anyone seen a black water bottle anywhere? Did he mean a water bottle that's black or does he mean black water? Because Alex is starting to disturb me later in the season. Well, last episode he was calling somebody a cuck and this time he's drinking black water.

Yeah, I'm not sure. And Matt is like, I'm check up your bunghole. And then the guests get dressed up, they go to the table, they're eating dinner, and then I love the little snippets of conversation we get, especially this kind of past progressive comment. Why don't we have one like this before with one woman saying, Oh, I didn't know Robin. I didn't know Robin had such big knuckles.

Knuckles, shame me. That's a new one on Bravo. That was not cool. One of the other ladies is like a bat for random. But they are. Look at them. They're huge. Look at those knuckles. Big, not one of the ladies goes, I love a curly fry. Curly fry.

And then another lady says, I hate curly fries. And then Tim says, that makes me think of Arby's. I just cannot go there. I will not go there with curly. Okay, Tim. Okay, fancy Tim, who can't can't poison fucking why. Can't have

your fries from Arby's fuck off Tim. Also, fuck you, Nuckels Samar. Yeah, Nuckels, talk about Nuckel heads, okay. I was just talking about Arby's like last night, and I have not been there in a while. And you know what, I'm gonna go there in protest of this horrific slander that Tim is stating about Arby's. Really, I don't disagree there in a while. And you know what, I'm gonna go there in protest of this horrific slander that Jim is stating about Arby's. Really, I don't disagree with him actually. I just disagree with him on fries because I believe fries are like babies.

There's no bad fry, you know? I don't mean eating babies. I just mean like, you gotta love a baby, even an ugly baby's a cute baby. There are no ugly babies. That's what I'm trying to say. Like there are no ugly French fries, you know? Now, Arbys in general, that shit's fucking disgusting. The meat has air bubbles in it.

Well, you know, it's disgusting. Listen, you know, it's just, it's, it's, it's, it's its own special style of fake meat. And, um, you know what, horsey sauce does a lot of wonderful things. You know, and the Arbysauce, Arbysauce does aby sauce does a lot listen Arby's it's not it's not gourmet food But you know what though? It sure as a hell like I would take an arby sandwich over half the things I ate over the past five days Okay, so Well, they're waiting it gets worse because one of the other ladies goes I mean who goes to Arby's and who the fuck goes to Long John Silvers? You know, have you ever seen those big knuckled people going to Long John Silvers? Who would go there?

Robin, that's who? Robin with their big knuckles. Robin with the giant knuckles. Robin's like this boat would have crashed had I not alerted everybody to the fact that it was about to. Well, thank God for Rob, it's Knuckles. They turned out to be really effective fenders against that tiny boat. And the ladies of one of the other ladies, it's like, well, I need some more wine now. And to him's like, well, I mean,

if Rob and Knuckles hadn't drunk so much of it in the first place, and maybe if we had seven star service, we could get some. Maybe. And she goes, don't be the fat person, Tim. Yeah, Margie. Margie's, don't be that, don't be a Robin.

Don't be big knuckled Robin right now, Tim. Come on, keep it together. He's like, well, you already mentioned long John Silver's. And I'm honestly, I'm furious that I'm thinking about that. So the captain's like, why isn't anybody up there getting in the morning? Daisy's like, I was just there literally five minutes ago. And a lady gets up and starts doing like a napkin dance around the wind, like poor everybody.

Wine in Britain. Yeah. She's the waiter. And the captain, meanwhile, is like, please keep somebody up there. She goes, okay, right, rock. And Daisy comes up and they're like 17 minutes. Oh, sorry, Daisy. She was just taking over for a second. We just really wanted to see how big the wine glasses compared to her knuckles. Can someone who has knuckles as big as rap

and hold a wine bottle without crushing it? We just want to see how all that would go. So Daisy's like, oops, because it was 17 minutes, not just five minutes. So she was, that's the fuck up. Oops, oops, he daisy, get it. Oopsie measy. So Daisy's like, okay, girls, girls, can you start carrying up the food?

Okay, make sure we put the plates serve the plates to the left, remember, and just watch out for those giant knuckles in spot number three So then chase and Alicia's fake flirting storyline He's like have you seen these biceps? Yes way of they say big And he's like does that change your mind about anything? No, you're both boring You both need to be fired and replaced there. It might just be that it's a second episode this week but You're both terrible

by. So Alex is like asking Gary what the plan is for Schneider's. They say, well, who's James J? Do you have a good watch, bro? Good night. And so he leaves and Matt's going, huh, are you serious? Because he doesn't say a good night to Ress and now she's mad. And then, then Glenn is just in his cabin cabin just like doing a little song and dancing. He's like doing a little like. He's going, what the fuck ever that is. So then it's day to Chase's vacuuming. Alex and Mads are doing, Matt's doing laundry

and Alex comes in. He's like, um, you're nice. You think you're mean, but you're not mean. She goes, whatever, Alex, you're ugly. He's like, you're like a little puppy. You think you're a big and strong and tough, but you're just like a puppy tough. And she goes, you know, get out of my laundry room,

ugly, stupid stupid ugly face. So then Gary's talking to Colin and he's like, well, I had a wee dream about you last night. You got hit by a boss and I pissed myself laughing. Oh, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. I'm like, wow, love all these subconscious feelings people are having lately about me. That's great.

Thanks. Thanks a lot. Where you got that he said, I had a wet dream about you last night, right? A wet dream.. Thanks. Thanks a lot. Where you got that he said I had a wet dream about you last night, right? A wet dream. Yeah, that was it. Oh darling, look, you made adding a small texture to this experience. So, cherry and Alex are on deck and Alex is like, looks like you got everything. And of course Gary, who knows? Smoking. Where is Gary? Where is Gary always? He's rather a better smoking when he's not there. So then the captain gets a text from Yacht Agent,

which is Norma? Is Norma just not allowed on the show? Why does Captain Sandy, why is she the only person with access to Norma? Because Norma literally follows Captain Sandy around the world, but these people only get nameless, faceless yacht agents. Norma's like, it's not that I don't want to be on low-dex sailing yet.

It's just that I thought parts of all sank like about three years ago, so every time I get a call from it, I just think it's spam. That's all. You know, I looked at the boat facts on that one, and it says total. As of three years ago. So, yeah, it turns out it's actually just a ghost ship at this point. So if you can see it, you really are special. Do you have some special abilities?

They have one yet on it. Yeah. So there's a parking spot for the boat in Marina Bonifacio at 11 o'clock. So now the guests are getting together for breakfast and Glam is telling the guests. He's like, well, tonight we're doing a Viva La France dinner right. So I thought, why don't we do a French team dinner at a duck in France? And they're like, oh my God. Well, do we have to do anything on account of Robin's knuckles?

Will the French be okay with that? We just don't want to make a scene. How do you say sorry for her knuckles in French? Do you have a boat slip for her knuckles as well? Don't blame America for these knuckles. So the lady is like, um, so guys, are you baking out here because it is so hot. Should we eat in the side? Does Knuckles or even getting bigger? I was hoping that Robin's Knuckles would give us enough shade, but it's just really not working.

Mm. So they're like, yeah, I just, I wanted to move, but I don't want to make the staff do more work. And they're like, fuck it. Let's go. So Tim goes to check to see if it's okay. Meanwhile, Daisy's now texting in the laundry room. As Senna's doing service.

And she's like, well I can't wait for you to come see the drama with Gary and Colin first time that's crazy. Here's what happens. I go down to the engine room and I say, call in New York. And then I say, Gary, well I'm holding towels and we try and pretend to pass each other in the whole red laugh and laugh. And then Colin cries in the engine room. And I say sick of calling you okay. It's crazy stuff, Bonnie 35 minutes later the guest's like okay, we're gonna get up so

So then they they they tell Daisy Daisy comes by and like we move she's like, oh, yeah, it's fine and they're like We'll just bring her on pitch goes no, no, no, don't bring your own plates. So no, we'll take care of that But they do it anyway because they don't want to seem like a dick, especially because last night when Tim was being like, well, this isn't seven star service and Margie was like, Tim, don't be that person. They're now trying to overcompensate and show that they're like totally chill people.

So I actually don't feel like this is totally Daisy's fault, because they were so insistent on moving their own dishes that when Glenn comes up and he sees it, he's like, that's a no, no-no guess should never take their own plates, especially if you've got knuckles that are that big never do that Never make a large knuckled lady carry your own plate Although it is pretty impressive how many plates you can balance on them True, but if there weren't so many mess-ups, it wouldn't be that big of a deal, you know.

Yeah. And so she's like, well, I wasn't to know how haunted was going to be, really, because it's like the same time that it gets hot every day. Do you not know where the sun is? Because you literally work outside. Have you felt the air? Have you touched your hand outside?

There, with the air? Yep. Do you understand the concept of temperature? And she's just muttering to herself so close to the am stupid fucking cockpits. Well, I don't know what's going on with Daisy, but when these guests come on board, they have an expectation of quality service and a shitty boat, you know? So now is not the time to be dragging your asses. You know, star athletes, they still practice.

They're always improving. That's my goal. I'm like, yeah, this is a real Miami heat of Yadia's right here. This is Gary, Colin and Dave, and Mads over there. Lucy falling out of her bed every day. That's so... Regal fraction of the butter. It's still rubbery.

So they take some breakfast and Gary is with Lucy in the mess. And Lucy's like, have you spoke to her? And he's like, Noltson is a bit sorry, and a jaw after getting real spence. And she's like, what the fuck? She's telling us, what the fuck do you want from a Gary? Is that too long they're gonna get married? How serious is Gary?

Seriously? Yeah, and then Daisy sees Gary and he goes, gah, he got stuff all over her nose. And he goes, ooh, and he like sort of motorboat sort to get it off his nose. I was like, see, this is, and they're like, last thing I'm flirting. I was like, this is not good for the longevity

with Colin at all. Also, by the way, some of the made me crack up just because I thought it was funny, was so daisy. At one point, she has like a basket of blueberry muffins. And she's about to go upstairs, and clearly someone said, hey, daisy, what do you have there? Cause she just turns, cause he's a blueberry muffins. I was like, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Whoa, okay, we get it, Jill. Oh, so, uh, knuckles is like, I like bacon. I don't trust people that don't like bacon. Thanks a lot, and I said, mate. Thanks a lot, Antisemite. Oh, wow, I bacon that. No, I bacon, of course, but my first thought was like, well, I'm sure all my kosher friends and family, not to mention Hual, not to mention

vegetarian vegans. Bitch. Yeah, I don't mean bacon, but I was like, you know, I'll give her some leeway. God knows she needs it with those nucks I know she was it she was just joking. I know what she was saying. I didn't take it personally robin you to you So it's like I think I need a shower just like everybody who works at little Arby's on my right Oh my god if I sit in the stench, even one minute longer, I'm going to become a long John

Silver's patron. Am I right? So Matt's drops the plate and breaks it, coming down the stairs. So Gareth's like, clean up through, simply, and his credit, he is down on his hands and he's spraying and cleaning and she's just like, but he is down on his hands and me spraying and cleaning and she's just like, ooooo hear Bonnie's coming? In case you didn't hear, I'll be talking about it for the entire rest of the episode. Bonnie's coming, everyone. Bonnie is coming.

I'm calling, I was like, I'm excited to hear Gary try to fuck her. That should be good. So then upstairs at the bar, Mads is opening champagne and she takes off the cage, the metal part, and the cork pops out. And the captain goes, what, did you take off the cage and it popped?

That's a good lesson. Never have your face above that. Never. She's like, my face was not above it. It was definitely not above it. And he goes, well, that's why they have a cage. I was like, wow. The captain is officially over it

because literally nothing bad happened right now. No he's furious. He's like, well that is why champagne has a cage. You nincompoops. I shall be I will be playing chess with my best friend for the rest of the day. Cut to Lucy with a cork in her eyeball. Huh, cut her head, myself. Happy graduation to me. By the way, also. Happy graduation to me.

By the way, also like- Lucy choking to death. It's like the cork has gone down her throat. Oh no, Lucy did that cork go flying into your face? No, I actually just tripped it and fell onto the cork so it's really more my fault. Also like what, don't you know like, like you, okay, when you pop open a champagne bottle, you never just like pop it open with, let the cork go flying unless you're trying to do like that,

like batch the party thing, right? You hold it with your hand, right? How does this, how does, I don't know, I'm not even going down the path of being outraged by this, it's not worth it. Sometimes it's so pressurized that it'll pop when you take the cage off before you put your hand on to like do the slow twist off, it's not worth it. Sometimes it's so pressurized that it'll pop when you take the cage off before you put your hand on to do the slow twist off, it can pop.

When it happens, it's not a big deal. Hey, you know what, it happens. It's like getting stuck going to Arbys when you wanted something nicer. It just happens. It just happens sometimes, okay. You know, I know one person who would not have had it happen to them.

No. Big knuckle-drabbing. Oh, that cork wouldn't even add a chance to get by those knuckles. Big knuckled rabbit. Poor Robin. So, let's see here, the cage. Okay, so the guests go to change to Southern charm music because they're still doing that for whatever reason. And now it's time to put the sail, sale sales are going to go up. So Lucy and Mads are cleaning up and Lucy's like, oh right then it's done and Mads like sometimes you sound like a shrek. Yeah, she's like shrek is school dish. That's the most insulting thing I could have said to me. Shrek is schooltish. That's the most insulting thing I could have said to me.

So yeah, the sales go up. The boat goes on its side and we get the parade of things rolling across the floor. Of course, we got the drawers. This time I really enjoyed the good work of a small bottle. That was like, guys, this is my moment. Thank you for waiting all season. I'm gonna do this.

And this tiny little bottle goes rolling across the floor. I was like, good for you bottle. I'm gonna do this. And this tiny little bottle goes rolling across the floor. I was like, good for you, bottle. That was a great debut. So let's see. Chase is moving the line thing, I put. I don't know what that means. And then, oh, he's turning around the ink or whatever. And Gary's like, what are you doing?

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no Shut up. That's that's correct. It's called being an employee. You can't you just figured every boss out They don't want her you bitching, okay? Yeah, you don't get an award because you figured out that you want to tell off your boss But you're not going to like that's that's called working. It's called literally having us called being employed by someone And just doing your job. Yeah, yeah, it's time for commercial It's time. Hi, I'm Michael Patrick King host host of the official Max Companion podcast, and just like that, the writers room. Each episode, members of the writers room and I unpacked moments from season 2, sharing

juicy details you can only hear from us. Stream and just like that season 2, starting June 22nd on Max, and listen to end just like that, the writers room on Max or wherever you get your podcasts. I'm for a crap and it's commercial. listen to it and just like that, the right is room on max or wherever you get your podcasts. So the sale, selling, all sorts of selling, and now they've arrived in Serdenia and at least just making sushi at an angle. And then the sales go down and Lucy breaks something. Lucy manages to break something not when they're diagnosed. She somehow is less clumsy when they're diagnosed. And now the big thing is that this port in Sardinia is like a long canal.

It's like a big, they have to go do this deep crevasse canal. And so it gets very narrow. And they have to sort of just penetrate right on in there. And so they're going around all these boats. And there's like a catamaran that they get very close to. And I was like, who brought the catamaran? I feel like catamaran are just like, right? There were a couple of boats there that they look like. I think it's because they made front of Arby's and Long John Silver, so poor people are getting their revenge.

They're like bringing the catamaran in front of the yacht. But also, there were a couple of boats that look like they were crashing to little ones. They were just kind of on the side. They're like, map, okay, worry about the yachts, but let's just crush these little ones to death. They won't make it dead. But also like little ones get out of the way

for crying out loud. Okay, also, so catamaran's, I feel like are like the pontoons of boats. Okay, so they just, the reason why I think they're trashy is because I also, so catamaran's, I feel like are like the pontoons of boats. Okay, so they just, the reason why I think they're trashy is because I feel like the catamaran's are the things that people for animals are going to afford to go to.

Pantoons, I think, are technically, they are kind of just like platforms that float. I think, but I feel like the hierarchy in my mind is pontoons at the bottom, then house boat, then catamaran. I just feel like catamaran. That's the thing that like Sheena rents a catamaran for her wedding. She no would know catamaran. Yeah, I think that she did in fact, right?

Potomac early season Potomac they rented a monique samples rented a catamaran in Bermuda, you know I just feel like they get it put didn't they get a pontoon on I just feel like they get it put didn't they get a pontoon on Married to medicine or was that a cat him around really went on vacation and Simone and see so we're like we today is our day And we're going on a boat they get to the boat and they're like what is this a fucking point? It's it's the one that has like two floaty things and then like a Platform on top that you said on and they're all getting splashed with water, they're like, what the fuck is this thing?

This isn't a boat. I think that's a pontoon, right? Well, the catamaran has like two holes and then sort of like a netting thing, like a mesh thing in between. And the pontoon is just like, it's a platform, but they build stuff on top of the platform to make it look like a boat,

but it's just still a platform. It's like pontoons are usually, you see them on lakes. You know? You know what's so crazy I just realized? I don't care about any of this. Okay. So they're going through this long area and they have to back up in there.

And then Gary asks Allie, no, Gary tells Chase to go down and get into his blacks. And then he says, and girls, I need you to hold the fenders because Chase is going to go change. And I was like, this is trouble, right? Like you can't have the girls fendering. I guess it's important. Like, why don't you keep Chase up and half him change into blacks later?

Like, what do you have to have him do it right now? We're in a very narrow port. Yeah, there's catamaranth. There's trash catamaran everywhere. Okay, we need like, we need everyone out there. And also I don't want to hear anymore from Gary about her, oh, you always had been the interior. Well, you now have these people holding up fenders, okay?

So there. Yeah, I guess that's what red flagged it for me. So the captain's like, this shakes your high dog in here. Oh, I've got boots on that side. I've got boots on that side. There's no room to duck. We're going to have to go backwards. It's hard. Everybody leave me alone. Okay, we made it. That was fun. I know. Also, when they make it, they, they look sideways and I'm not, I feel like they didn't do a very good. I don't feel like they're in there right. They're slightly. Also, I don't think they're supposed to be there

because honestly, every but there is like a small, like the trash catamaran is like the biggest thing. And then there's like one other big boat, but everything's like small and they come in so tall, so big and I'm like, I don't think this, this marina is not for you. Like this is your way to, where you're too big for this port, you know?

Yeah. And it's like, I have to leave by 11, too. So I'm wondering if one of the smaller boats has to leave before then or something, because they're kind of like parallel parked in the asshole spot. Yeah. So like four other boats can't back out.

They're just like popping into the party. And you're like, well, thanks for coming here for two hours. Thanks. So anyway, everything's gone. Oh my god, this is thanks for coming here for two hours, thanks. So, the way everything's gone. Oh my God, this is so beautiful. We parked. This is stunning. I do, that was the best parking job I've ever seen.

So, then Tim says to another yacht because our next big yacht and goes, excuse me, do you have any grape who pawn? And they got other guys probably like, I don't understand Americans and their stupid jokes. It's like, but actually, we do have grape great ones. They're even more confusing than they regular ones. Oh my God, look at those knuckles. The guys like, yes, we do have grape upon.

Hey, this is leftover arbiz. Well, someone had to take it. So now they guess, the guests go on shore. By the way, this is such a beautiful excursion. Oh my God, they go out onto the, onto the Marina. They're walking around town. It's so pretty, so picturesque. They're going shopping.

It's gorgeous. I'm laughing though, because the girls are on the boat decorating for their France party and they're putting up flags and it just gets to leasing. She goes, how do I talk to you that? I fucking hate flags. Who hates flags? I've never heard anybody say that. Anti flag lobby right there. I mean, I've been, I'm outspoken about flags on homes like excessive holiday flags, but like, well, they're just country flags.

I'm fine. But country flags. What's wrong with those, those are fine. Those are fine. The country flags, what's wrong with those? They're fun. They're colorful, interesting. So Gary's going for this walk and everything, and Alicia's making this sushi that she could be putting on Gary.

So Daisy, Gary's done shopping, and Daisy goes up to him and goes, oh, where's my present, Gary? And he's like, well, there's nothing that would suit you days. And she goes, oh, I got such an asshole as well. You have a boyfriend. So I can't be buying you stuff. And she's like, oh, don't have a boyfriend.

Because I think you do an ability to jealous. It's like why I have to make things awkward and difficult. Bon is not going to like love. And he's like, do a high. And she's not gay. So then he tickles her chin and she's like, scope at the height when you do that. And then Alex drops a bottle taking out the trash

and he goes, nice girls, just stack it higher. Fuckin' cucks. Yeah, he's like upset that the girls didn't take out the trash, I guess. So then now the group is getting, we're back to the boat for dinner and everyone's like, yeah, I wanna go shower before the sew sheet. Everyone's like telling him to shower

because they just know that they don't tell him, he will not shower. And so. All so beat. Sour, save. Yeah, the whole thing. Wipe yourself in saran rap, dude. Like, oh, I. Yeah, the whole thing. Wrap yourself in saran wrap dude. Like, oh, get angry at a whole people.

Get a new body. Like literally, just like possess someone else's body and light on there because your body is not gonna cut it for this process. So they're lying there and they's like, call and you have to take off your shirt too. And he's like, what? Why do you want to see my fatty McDad bod? She's like, what are some people find that attractive?

And so they put sushi all over to Gary and it's, I mean, they were thinking like right on his mipple hair and it's like, it's like, they don't make hair. It's how to just, you're supposed to put leaves down. You're supposed to put leaves down. It's not supposed to's just like hair. It's how it touches to- You're supposed to put leaves down. You're supposed to put leaves down. It's not supposed to be fresh kind of. So I looked it up, because this type of naked sushi has a name.

And it says the sushi, this is from Wikipedia. The sushi is placed on sanitized leaves on the model's body to prevent skin to fish contact and on sufficiently flat areas. But the point is this, you don't put the sushi right on his hairy ass chest. Oh my god. This was so vile How could they do that? Oh, you know what? I just looked up the sushi model and they do put they do that Wikipedia is Correct. Yeah, I think I've only seen this on real housewives of Orange County when Vicki went out to the lady, the lady Susan Mollon does, get a job.

I mean, she's your mother proud of this. What are you doing? But it's like you're supposed to put down leaves, sanitize leaves. You're not supposed to just put a bear on to, it's like, and even if it were to go down bear, like again, like shave your chest, shave everything like he's so all hairy. Well all these people you know was this the episode they were making fun of long john silvers and our bees and stuff. Oh you're so classy you don't know that you're supposed to be eating this off of leaves. You're not classy and

you both go to our bees and long john silvers you fucking poor people fake in it. Yeah. Oh, it's disgusting disgusting and they put the wasabi on Yaris nipples. I'm like, okay, because you guys try to make this look semi appetizing. Oh my god. What a waste of food disgusting Fish died for that fish died. So man's is like, oh my I've had the sex with Gary and I still would need sushi off of Gary No Oh, I've had sex with Gary and I still would need sushi off of Gary. No. So then when he's done, everyone cheers for him and then Gary goes inside and goes, I was like, oh, I was that.

And he's like, oh, and my nipples are burning from the nose. I'll be you. My wippers nipples are burning. And he has like, I see he's holding ice cubes up to his nipples. Oh, just gross. So now the next course and it's spicy cucumber granita oysters, which, okay, you know, Alicia's boring as hell,

but she does make good looking food. Yeah. So, I mean, it's oysters, but still, that sounds really good, a cucumber granita. So, Captain, let's see, next course, what is it? Okay, so Tim's like, oh my god, they're all in sync and I really love it, but God, I'm feeling fast.

I have to say. So we know Tim's off his game. Don't, don't, don't. This is when you get him to go to Arby's. He's losing his sleepy. He won't be able to resist the real cheating amount. He's coming with air bubbles in it right now. Oh my god, I was just dreamt I was eating an Arby's

and it was a giant piece of bread with giant knuckles in the middle. Rock and get out of my dreams. Also, somewhere in the middle of this Gary's complaining about the sushi, that was a cuck-eyed, yeah. I was like, oh great, now it's all spreading out on this boat, great.

He says it was a cuck-eyed, yeah. Yeah, at least that's what I thought he said. Either way, I'm like, oh God. He's not saying that. Okay. So now they have to leave. So they do the boat leaves and the guys go to bed and lose your brakes of glass. Lose your brakes of glass. You know, it's like a barmissa up in the summer. A great person. Letting go married. So Alex cleans up dinner and he's like a buy France parties over. Your fries

aren't even that good. Oh really? Why don't you call them freedom fries instead? Alex, taking a real stance there sir. So Madison, a lot of french fries slander this episode. You know you're really testing me with these two episodes a week and this is the second time you slandered French fries. Yeah. Could you just like get it together? Okay, I'm gonna get I'm gonna go to Arbise today as protest. So Mads is like, I'm tired and then Gary goes, I'm Gary. She's like, oh god, I hate that trip. That's so stupid. It's like, stupid Gary. That's so stupid. It's like stupid Gary, Gary's testy bed. Shink, you are stupid. That's a stupid joke, okay?

And then he hits his head. That's his funny. And then they hug and he's like, look me again now. Do you love me again? She's like, oh, I'm not bit on grudges. I mean, in the end, people will show their true colors. Yeah, I think also in the beginning, people, they're true colors. I think Gary's like colors are very, they're, they're pretty out there. Gary's colors are shown. You just got to just get some black colors.

Okay, just just the fuck and the same colors over and over again. Okay. His color is red and you can find it on a flag. His color is red and you can find it on a flag. All right, so time to anchor Alex goes down. Gary is in the bedroom with Colin. He's like, Hey, you and Daisy going to go up again tomorrow. And Colin's like, did you hear? Do you see sisters coming in tomorrow? You're going to go for bony and they laugh.

But you're going to also Gary probably well. The answer is yes, by the way. So now it's the next morning and the waking up and Bonnie's texting Daisy like, come, come on Daisy. And the anchor goes up and Daisy is telling Glenn, like, oh, Glenn, my sister's in town. I was wondering if she was okay if she came out on crew night

and stayed on the boat. And she's like, yeah, we'll make it work. I'd love to meet her. Yeah, she's a good time. And wait, what's going on? Gareth's already having sex with her. How did that even happen? Bali, what are you doing?

See, the camp sower I've got to penis on FaceTime. Can I call you back? Ha, ha, ha, ha. So now it's breakfast service the next day, and they're having fruit and little bellinis. I love her little mini bellinis. I love the little bellinis. Okay.

Our little ones. Our little ones. They are pretty mini, but you decide I'm going to make them, I'm going to make them even mini-earth, like my cream machine. Mini-ear-bellini. Okay. Yeah, you don't. And the guests are sad that it's going to end.

And Daisy is telling a leisure, sister sisters come, blah, blah, blah, a lot of stupid stuff is happening. And then Tim gets up and he's real sad they're leaving. So he's gonna go outside onto the deck to see them dock and then he walks right into the glass door. Well listen, I think in its own way that is a compliment to the great work that the staff is doing and keeping those windows clean

because Tim thought it was just an open door. And so he just like walks right into it and everyone cracks up and goes, oh, I see your face print up there. But then Tim's like bleeding. He's like a little gash in his head. And he's like, how? I thought it was funny that when Tim did it,

he did it and he goes, oh my gosh, I did it. Because you know that Tim's like, oh gosh, idiots who walk into fucking glass doors, fucking more, I'd probably be eating poor people. And then he just did it. And he's like, oh my God, I did it. 63 years in and I finally walk through a glass door. Wow, I thought the only thing that'd be going down this door

would be rabbits, knuckles, but talk about a knucklehead. That's me. So Daisy is downstairs in the mess talking to the stews about her sister, Colin, and Gary's like, oh my God, I've seen a face print over there, Tim. Are you all right? He's like, I'm bleeding. Oh my God, I'm bleeding, aren't I?

And so Gary's like, he's freaking bleeding, Bruce. So he gets on the radio. He's like, days, get him something, he's bleeding. Get bleeding, gay, bleeding, gay on the radio, he's like, days get him something is bleeding. Get bleeding, gay. Bleeding, gay. Hurrah. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. And then, like, he's still yapping about her.

She's like, oh, you know what, you know what, Bonnie really likes, she really likes, suck it hash, you've ever shared her, suck it hash, Shoei says, I love suck it hash. If I could put it in an order, I like the corn first, then the carrots, then the lime of being God Bonnie is the best. Yeah.

And he cares, this is not good. We're seconds away from it, heaving behind. And I'm not sure if I'm not there will crash. I can't go look for David. Where's Daisy? Where's the interior? Not okay. But level down.

Deity's is going to, oh, there's hash browns are delicious. You know who likes hash browns? Bonnie, Bonnie loves a hash brown. Can't is there anything that Bonnie doesn't love? So Gary browns on the list. Just, you know, who likes hash browns? Bonnet, Bonnet loves a hash brown. Can't is there anything that Bonnet doesn't love? So Gary tries again on the radio. Dave's did you get that? Tim just ran into the door and he's bleeding. And Daisy's just like, well, Bonnet, Bonnet, Bonnet, Bonnet,

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And you know what they call South Africa when Borne is there? Borne Africa. That's how much they love rubber there call South Africa when Bonnie's there. Bonnie Africa, that's how I sit over there. Everyone loves Bonnie over there. You know, if Nelson Mandela was still alive, I'm sure he would have been quite taken with Bonnie. So now the engine is off and it's 15 minutes since the entry. And so the captain checks on him and he's like, are you okay? And I'm like, can I get one of the girls to get me some ice?

My god, it's been 15 minutes since Gary made that call. Why the hell haven't they been taking care of? This is unacceptable. Yeah, that's so bad. That's terrible. So Glenn tells Daisy, and then Daisy tells us, listen, if there were a serious injury up on deck, I presume somebody, maybe even Bonnie herself, would come and find me on this relatively small boat. Like, that is not the answer, that is not the response, that is like, your response should be, holy shit, I'm so sorry, I can't believe that you're bleeding from your head,

and we did not tend to you. Well, also they did get you, but you didn't have your radio in, which I can't even believe that's a thing still. So she's like, oh, sorry, I didn't hear you, Gary, I don't listen when we're docking. And so that's not a good thing to say. That's not a good thing.

So then the lady's like, so you okay, Tim? And she's like, she says you seeing stars, Tim? And he's like, she says, you sing stars to him. And he's like, I did, and now I'm good. And so Daisy brings the ice and she's like, ah, well, I missed the call on the radio. When they're docking that sort of zone out, and all I'm saying, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, it's like you're fired.

I know, I'm sure that's exactly what Tim wants to hear when he's like bleeding from the forehead and like seeing double vision. So now they line up for the guests and then the guests are like, oh my god, thank you so much. At least, thank you. This is so wonderful. We love that tune on.

Gary, we're all going to get some vaccines now. And then here's the tips. So Glenn's like, okay, everyone. Tip meeting. No, I'm angry. So Gary and Lucy are talking. He's like, I don't do it. Did you seem to really say it's because how did the devil? It walked right into the door. Yeah, but how do you walk into it and not see that

there's a door there? Ma'am, you have to be kept in your bed with a glass wall because you fall out of it. You ma'am, you can you already hit your head on said glass wall on said bed. And now you're asking how someone could walk into a glass window. You've already done it the season. So the captain's like, okay, we're near the end. And I know everyone's tired and bruised out, but that is never good reason to trap the ball. Please make sure your radios are run in their working.

This is a safety issue. You can't talk about safety issues when you just let them serve off of hairy dairy. I know. You know what else is a safety issue? Your engine, which catches on fire every episode. I'm sure that you didn't drop properly your engine, which catches on fire every episode. I'm sure that you didn't drop properly

and then drag and almost crash into another bout. Hey, you know what's the safety issue? The fact that you turn your boat 45 degrees every episode. So Daisy goes, oh, well, just so you know, sometimes they can't hear the radio. So they don't pass when it comes through. Daisy, you're not wearing your radio. This is not. Daisy. This is where I'm like, Daisy. Now, you're not wearing your radio. This is not

Today, I'm like Daisy. No, you're not being pulled over for drunk driving. Do not deny just say sorry So just say sorry. Just say sorry. I messed up. Just say sorry. I messed up Gary was distracting me Just say something like that. That's it. You know Cyclone's like it's excuse So he's like that is so, you fucked up and you own it! Tim caught himself, he was bleeding from his head for 15 minutes and that is unacceptable! And it's like, don, don, don, don, and Daisy's just staring him down. And next week we get a big gay cruise where they come and heels and I quote, real gay! And we hate obvious too!

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