Watch What Crappens - Below Deck Sailing: Go Service Yourself

Episode Date: June 16, 2021

Below Deck Sailing Yacht ends its second season with a couple fight, a twenty four hour charter with motor yachties, and Sydney topless again in the hot tub. This week's bonus episode is a full recap of Top Chef. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensOur Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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No, but there was something else that we wanted to say we're excited about. Now that I finally have been just mayor of Easttown, you've been to the hoop. What'd you say? You've been to the hoop. I've been to the hoop that you all join us for you and your doders join us next week because our bonus next week is Gonna be Mara V's town. We're talking Mara V's town. I'm just sort of taking a top-level view Talking about the characters and this and that all that fun stuff. So if you haven't watched Mara V's town It's on HBO. It's with Kate Winslet and Jean Smart. Okay

That you now we've given you your homework. You have between now and next week to watch your Maravise Town, because we're gonna break it all down on the bonus next week. And I'm really excited, mainly because I want to really try what's called the Delco accent, where everything's like a doater, my doater, and I hope we can all talk about my doater on the booness episode.

I don't even know if I'm doing it right. I'm terrible at that. I'm just excited. Yeah, as anybody who listens to this particular recap knows, I'm terrible at accents, okay? I'm very mad at them. Let's just say, thank God they're not Irish. Because that would be just one more episode you would be subjected to by Daisy.

I actually think that there's a spectrum. With the, I think that the Irish accent, I think Irish, I think that this Delco accent and the Southern accent are on a spectrum together. Because sometimes if you listen to a Southern accent, it's really not that far from an Irish accent if you really think about it. Just listen. Okay, well Lord knows I have the opportunity here in Texas, so I'll keep my ears peeled. Listen to the sound of all those Irish accents around you running. Those Irish texts in accent. Well I think more maybe I guess I'm thinking a little bit more like deep sales, not like Texan cells, but it could probably be Texan too. Well, I'll tell you, I don't know, but this one is my little Daisy, which I can't do it.

I can't really carry Australia. I know, and I think that's the problem, is I can't have that one and then the Daisy accent right together. My brain doesn't really connect them like that. Yeah, one of the hard things for me was that when we were recapping Real Housewives of Melbourne years ago and sometimes people ask us if we recapped that show we did it's back in back in the archive I

Spend a lot of effort trying to learn an Australian accent, you know I don't know how successful I was But that kind of became my go-to accent of like non-American English accent and I have not been able to really Push beyond that and the only way I can do daisy is if I do like a really loud stereotypical Irish accent Like I have to force it through otherwise. I just revered to Australian. I can't even do it is British anymore without going Australian. Um, you know, I really don't know any of them very well So it's funny that when we start talking like this because we're like inside the actor studio I know like people who aren't actors, you know what I mean as if we're freaking marital street

Yeah, as if we can win slet in maravistown or a Daniel stop in that Erica Jane documentary It opens up with Daniel stop and she's like, you know, I don't know Erica very well But I did work with her and watch what happens live. You were not with her, what are you talking about? Were you guys both interns together? What are you talking about Danielle? God bless Danielle, stop. A lot of people think she's one of the most miserable people

on earth. I think she's one of the most hilarious. Like she makes me crack up that entire, well, I haven't finished the special, but I'm gonna be dumbed it by the time we talk on, we're gonna talk about it on Beverly Hills recap. But every little thing she says with her sort of like clunky shade,

her shade is so clunky that I just have to laugh at the way she just tries to deliver it. I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I's special. Yeah. Okay, so let's get to below Dex Selling Yacht. Quiet a season. I wonder if people are gonna make it with each other today. Oh, I wonder. I'll have to ask all my friends in Australia. So here we go.

This is the lady Michelle. The lady Michelle is graciously paid for their yacht crew to come on to arch art of the 24 hours. And Daisy is not happy about this. She's like, I would rather watch Danny and JL make out and serve my peers. And Zomlick just goes, I mean, are they hot or the guys hot? Yeah. So the guys do come on and the chief officers the guy named Ben and then his guy named Jack was a deck hand. And then after that, I stopped taking a ride and what all their positions are. Yeah, for the rest of it, I've got Guy and girl, okay?

And Barney Rubble. And Barney Rubble, who is the former Rubble there chef. Yeah. Who's terrible? And I hope that we don't have to see him on the deck med on like a future season. So Gary is like, uh, he's like, he's really hard to give it your all. What do you know, you're just saving some of him. No, next door. So time for a tour.

This is a cockpit. I'm sorry you're familiar with it. Daisy. Go fuck yourselves. And they're also self-conscious serving other servers, you know, and the guy, this crew turns out to be the nicest crew. One of the guys is like, I don't want to touch the stainless.

Do you not touch the, just walk up the stairs with your feet. Do you not touch the stainless? I know, they also don't want to mess anything up. Like the crew, like our crew is so nervous about being judged by a high standard and the other crew is so nervous about being perceived as judging them with eyes. Yeah. So they're all just like, like, oh, you say such a nice decker. It's an epic.

This is epic. You said epic. I said epic. Oh, lovey, I lovey. I was epic. Are any of you a couple because we've got two twins in this room? This one couple, who are actually can fight over the master. It's covered in sperm. I'm going to tell you that.

Don't take a black light to it. Oh, and if anyone sees one if anyone if anyone sees one of one of saffron's false seas just kind of over We just have to send it back to England. Thank you. I don't even know what accent that was That was just like a mix of everything on And this crew is complimenting every single thing one of the girls is like Oh my god, what you look at this thing? It's perfect for doing makeup. I mean, are they like the crew of DOS boot over there?

I mean, why are they so, why are they so surprised? They're like, I look at a toilet. They actually have a toilet on board. Because they're on a sailing ship. It's basically like someone from the future going back to visit the Pirates of the Caribbean. One of them even says that at some point. We like the Pirates of the Caribbean.

I know it's like going on the Mayflower and finding out they have like a total toilet. Had you have a total toilet on the Mayflower? And they're just all laughing and laughing and laughing and laughing and they're like, Oh, so nice, lovely. Oh, lovely. And they're just all laughing and laughing and laughing and laughing and laughing and they're And everyone's having a nice time, but then days like nobody knows what to do nobody knows what to say I just want to crawl and all and die Everyone's like very happy and nice and you're like I want to die right now And Ben's like I want to get steaming drunk He's like the chief officer guy of the other boat also. Yeah Ben's like, I want to get steam and drunk. He's like the chief

officer guy of the other boat. Also, extremely hot. Okay. Must actually be hot. And he seems like he's got like a lot of issues because he just he really just needs to be drunk. Like the whole episode, he's like, get us a drink. Hey, you wanted to a show with us. Get us some drinks. I kind of got the feeling like this entire cast were like the, they were like the, the run her ups to be the cast of Blow Deck Med. And they were just in the, they were like, they got, like, they got, they got through like three rounds of callbacks and then didn't get cast, but they still were in the med. So production just rounded them all up

and just put them on this show for one of the sets. They're on the standby boat. Yeah, that's what it was, standby. I was like, what the word standby? So Ollie, one of the girls is like, this has been the craziest year ever in Allys' I'm so glad you're here, see, and you can chill and get looked after.

Oh, you guys have gone through the motion,ambharad I've ever seen in the season. How could you do that to us? So they're just like making more stuff and Natasha is like a little, she has anxiety because there's like a chef and a sous chef on board. So she feels like she's gonna be judging a different way. So she doesn't have a choice to fuck up. So, uh, and glance like, well with that. Oh, sorry, go ahead. Sorry. Oh, sorry. No table dessert this tonight. Oh, yeah. You have to take it up. No splattering the table tonight. No knocking over a pint of

briars ice cream onto a table. Matt this is it, and saying it's art. But at one point she's like, oh, I'm so nervous, you know, this is going to be so intense. So I'm going to make stick and some potatoes. There we go. So the captain's like, well, guys, there's not a lot of wind, but we're going to play the heroic Prince music anyway. Let's do it. a Kenny Wade. Let's do it. So, blah, blah, blah donkey dick, and then I'm just going to start taking the applications from there So the sales go up and one of the guys goes that is gangster

Yeah, totally gangster Yeah, and they all love it. They're like wow So miss my eyes and Yeah, there's a lot of like ooze and azz. And then we see Gary and Ali kissing in like the the cockpit area, whatever. I don't know what room it was. The, you know, the birds and aster. I don't know. But they're kissing in there, being annoying. Maybe actually very thankful that Gary has been so terrible and that their relationship has had so many bumps because if I had to watch them making out all season long it would have been terrible. So, so Gary is like, well I think

I thought there'd be a bit more talk up being more about it. I want to call it, I'm so glad we're back on track. It's much better than being broken up in Auckland. What a mistake they've ended up to be. It's like the first time they're getting along before they break up, then get back together, then break up, then get back together, then break up, and get back together. And this very one episode.

Yes, so now we're dropping anchor and putting up the naughty boys. And the party's out there, Barney Rubbles out there making shackle jokes, which I didn't really get, but I thought it was funny. I'm like, of course, Barney Rubble's making shackle jokes out there. Yeah, he's, chef Barney Rubble is basically

Barry 20 years ago. Let's be honest. Like, we've seen his future and it's that he will be marrying his daughter's boyfriend and then shaming his daughter all the time. Well, look what I wrote for him. I said, welcome to P3City. So again, welcome to P3City.

And Daisy's like, what is P3City? She starts dancing and they're like, oh God, you're having a mom moment, Daisy. Did we ever find out what P3City is? Uh-uh. I don't think so. It must be I don't think we look at that. Must be a TikTok thing. Oh, those kids on their TikToks. TikToks and P3 City. P3 smart city partners. Oh, it was a corporate

exercise. You know what it is. P3 is Project Structuring Guidelines for Local Governments. Sounds fine. Woo! Welcome to Project Structuring Guidelines for Local Governments, as we call it. Pay three! Woo! So everyone's going swimming and having fun,

and joking about how they're all going to get wasted together. And Natasha is in the kitchen of Daisy's down there and she goes, Daisy, where did you taste this? And she gets her the spoon out of the soup and Daisy eats it and then she puts it back in the spoon, you know, or in the soup. Come on, come on, get little plastic spoons or something. You're grossing me out here.

Yeah, I mean, because it's COVID time also. So then, yeah, so there's like a lot of stuff and they're going to be using all the pretty much they're just continuing with the charter as if the original charter guests were there because Daisy's like, hi, aren't there shirts and were using it? And then it would have fun. They're not fun. So they, yeah, so now they're like getting ready for dinner. And then Ben says to a lady, he's like, you real awesome, you're like,

Fadina, it's the thing you hate, which I was like, oh, I wanna see their boat now, because you know on their version of Blow Deck, which is unta-levelized. You know, I'm stand by Blow Deck, that she's like, once again, we're waiting around, we're waiting around. We're waiting around for the guest, the stupid deck, I guess who said they want a dinner at 8 p.m.

and that was non-p.m. waiting around and now she's the one who's waiting. And if I were watching stand by below deck, I'd be like, ha, fuck her. But I thought I'm not. So I don't have all that emotional build up. So they're gonna eat for dinner a cocoa loco crazy seafood dish. So they all start dancing around saying cocoa loco, Cali moco. Yeah, it's kind of annoying. Actually, it's Gary who does it.

Gary. So Gary is so he's, he's so wants to be in with cool kids at all times. That's what I'm realizing because he is like after a whole season of like, I don't have to have to shift issues and I don't want to do that. I don't want to do that. The moment there's like cool kids on board, he's like all about it, and he's like show boating and he's dancing.

I'm like, okay, I see you, Gary. I don't know if I'm mad at you. I feel like he's totally within this rice to do that, but it's somehow, I think, must have triggered some childhood things. As I talk right now, I'm realizing, oh, something in my childhood's getting triggered Stepway right it down in your little future therapy notes

I'm like dear therapists. There was a guy on below deck med who was being very friendly to who I perceived to be cool kids It wasn't right So yeah, he's dancing around and everyone's like, this is wonderful. This is the most amazing thing. It's all cosmic! So then Natasha's next dish, she gets red sauce all over her hand and then starts stamping the plates with her bloody hand. This dish brought to you by Eli Roth.

You know what I love, you know what I love my food? I was just like, it looked like Wilson. It looked like Wilson, someone served steak on Wilson's face. Yeah. I really want to eat the movie poster for us. That sounds delicious. I'm going to eat it. I'm going to eat it. I'm going to eat it. I'm going to eat it. I'm going to eat it.

I'm going to eat it. I'm going to eat it. I'm going to eat it. It looked like Wilson. It looked like Wilson, someone served steak on Wilson's face. Yeah. I really want to eat the movie poster for us. That sounds delicious. Um. Hmm. It's about time someone translated Sa into a meal.

Yeah. And she's like, this is my blood, sweat, and tears. It also sounds delicious. All three of those things. Thanks for gilting us with this steak. You just serve steak. It's all right. It's called the, I work so hard.

This, this plate is called the my feet hurt. Okay. Hope you enjoy it, guys. Oh, man. I would love someone to put a hand print on a dish on top chef and serve that to Padma. Let's see how that goes. Did you need to put your stupidprint on a dish on top chef and serve that to Padma. Let's see how that goes. Did you mean to put your stupid hand on this plate?

You know who does this? Poor people. Poor dead people. Poor staff people. I heard that poor people are so dumb they put shoes on their, on their hands instead of their feet on top of that. They're not even shoes their plates. Is that this? So the guys are pressuring them. that Ben guys like we're going to do shots later. I who could do some short. So we have around a shorts. I hate people who are overly insistent about shots for some reason just really annoys me. I'm like I don't it's like it's I

don't need to have a shot. So then meanwhile Natasha serves up her dessert, which is not, it's not table art, but it's sort of in that still kind of semi-grows communal space of, it's a chocolate forest, which is basically a giant tray. I'm not opposed with dessert tray, but she always puts like ice cream on there. So it's always kind of like Glupy and I just for some reason I guess maybe because it is COVID times like the idea of picking stuff off of a Glupy tray Like various treats kind of grosses me out. I don't know why it's also just a bunch of fruit and shit Like if it's dessert time and you bring me some cut up figs on a plate You're gonna get in trouble. It's not gonna be okay. Yeah, I mean like listen

I love me a truffle. I love me a truffle, and I love ice cream. But also, the other thing is, I don't wanna share. When it comes to dessert, I want my own, like, large serving for myself. That's not become very tribal. I become like a crow who just found Roadkill and is like eating it, but serve has its wings,

you know, sort of like hovered over to hide it to be so that way other cr toes don't see it. Yeah Yeah, you don't want to have to do the counting thing while you know like if there's certain things on a plate Then you're like well, I've had two and that person's only had one. Oh my god. I've had more than them I hope they eat that last one, but I hope they give it to me out there not counting. Yeah, I don't want any of that. Okay I want my own I want personal dessert. Yeah, so I'm a dessert of that. Okay, I want my own personal dessert. Yeah, so I guess there's a chocolate, there's chocolate something on there

because one of the girls is like, this is the most insane piece of chocolate I've ever had! I mean, well, we had to make party rubble feel bad, by. Oh, I've never had food this good. I've never even been around food. I've never even served this good. Yeah, I know you think that they're gonna be snotty, but anybody in service knows when you're actually served it feels so amazing. I mean, still when I'm in a restaurant, I'm like nailed it. I'm winning. It's like I get brought, you know, an artichoke dip

and I feel like I won an Oscar award. Ha ha ha ha ha ha. So imagine if that's worthy, Yasker. It's like, and the winner of the best actress is Lordearn. Here's your artichoke dip and you just have to hold up some artichoke dip on stage and like not spill it. And you know that the Fussy lady in the wardrobe department when she gets her Oscar, she spills it.

And then she makes jokes, don't worry, I know how to clean that up. It is sort of my job, but then everyone laughs. Yeah. Um, so let's see, also Barney Rubble chef is wearing a hat. I guess it's a take on the Maca hat, but it says, um, wait, we're just, it says make the world COVID free again. I don't, I don't know. I don't, I agree with the sentiment. Um, I think that's a little work.

Yeah, yeah. I can use, I didn't understand with a joke. Yeah. Yeah. You should pass it by your friends before you order it off of the Etsy or whatever. You know what I mean? Before you have it drawn up for yourself. Just, you know, bring it up at dinner, you know, play around with it with your

friends. You know what it is? I think it's just that like we're now like posts, hopefully it post mega. So the idea of seeing like plays on the mega hat right now, I feel like aren't like it's kind of like that's old now. That joke is old now. But of course at that time it was current. Although even if it were current. I think I Think the Mac I think the play on the mega thing got old like three years ago If that is so old let's just like let's just like you're back a word Play is so yesterday. Yeah, Barney rebel Oh, he also, Bonnie Rebel was super annoying. He was like, he was in the annoying drunk the entire time. And he kept on doing this thing

where he's like, get, get, get, get, or whatever. I kind of really did not like him at all. Um, well, I doubt he remembers any of this that guy. Good. So they're the crew on this boat. They're getting called dress to throw this big party and like sexy kind of clown wings. I don't know, like clown showgirls. I'm not sure what they're doing. They were like fairies, but also showgirls, you know. It was like if you went to like a show at Harris, it's like circus, but also showgirls. So let's see what officer Ben's doing. Let's do some shots. What are you reckon? We get some more shots. Let's do some shots!

Oh Captain Glenn, they're asking us to do a shot for them. He's like, well, I don't mind if you do one shot. It's the end of the season. So now they do shots and they're all doing shots and Glenn's like, the minute I agree to let them do that shot, I instantly regret it. I mean, we have to treat them like charter guests, and it can't just be a party of a whole bunch of yaddies. I do not want this to go off the rails, which is funny, because we're actually boat. So we're not really on rails.

I don't want this going off. I don't want this hidden the dock if it were making a joke of my own expense. So they do shots and, you know, whatever. This is just a lot of parting. So I'm kind of. And it's all like a they they did. They did they worked really overtime.

This episode was super sized and it did not need to be, but but they were really working over time to make us think the things were going to go downhill because it was like coming up. The moment that they took that shot, I was really scared. And then it was like, then that happens. The moment that they took that shot, I was really scared. So then it was like, then that happens. The moment they took that shot, I was really scared. So now we have two commercial breaks revolved around

this idea at this moment, and then we come back, they do the shots, and then literally nothing happens after that. Yeah, then everything's fine. They even go to bed early. Yeah, I'm like, well, we didn't want you to have to stay up late on this epic boat. Uh-huh.

Uh-huh. With the best piece of chocolate I've ever had before. My mom. Uh-huh. So Daisy catches Gary and Allie making out in the kitchen. And she's like a gross. She goes away, but Gary sees her there. And he's like, why don't you take a picture?

That was Sydney. That was Sydney who caught them, of course. Oh, was Sydney. Didn't Dave. Of course's oh, I think Daisy caught them in another part Probably isn't that where you said take a picture. I think that was Sydney. They're just always making out There's making out and Sydney's always around so you know Always happens to walk right by oh, yeah, you're right. It was Sydney. Sorry. I was in a different part And then this and then that that chef is going Where's my Gucci's where's my Gucci's where's my Gucci's

So now um Gary goes up to Ali and he's like you all colored food a little bit you all colored You got to color I swear to god if this guy asks for a cuddle one more time on the show Oh, cuz now daisy sees them kissing now. Yeah, I mean that she saw them kissing. That's fucking show. Like this is what this is what keeps you up at night. Which one got them making out? So Daisy and Ali are saying how much they love each other is coming to an end and all this. And Dan is like, Oh my God, it is our last time together. And we're like, you did so good with us Daisy.

We're like, we're like little, sturdist babies. And you are like our sturdist chicken mother. Because she called Ali her little chicken. She's like, oh, you grown so much little chicken. You're my little chicken. And Daisy's like our mama hand. And he's like, HAAAHH! I'm not that old.

Sure I live in a shoe, but I'm not that old. It's time for commercial. It's time for a crap and it's commercial. So in the morning it's time for Buzzi Brun. Wish. I do want to point out one thing that when Gary wishes Ellie goodnight, he goes, eh, don't have nightmares, okay? And if you do, you can just come over for a cuddle.

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I love my kid, but wherever you get your podcasts. You can listen ad free on the Amazon Music or Wondery app. So then, let's see, Natasha's like... Yeah, they've requested Bucci brunch and in my mind, it's the same as dessert. My friends tell me I'm Bucci. I don't mind working hard to do, but I like to get what I like. Good shoes, good purse, good, it's like okay, why? You can just end this, okay?

It's been a fun season, guys. Just making an end. Yeah, this was, I was like, I was like, why? Why is this entire charter not just a one segment mind? Like literally nothing is happening except for Gary asking for incess and cuddles. Why is this entire charter not just a one segment mind-tosh? Literally nothing is happening, except for Gary asking for incess and cuddles. Well the other thing that did happen in the evening was that Daisy was thinking to herself, Daisy's wing is burdened with this information that Colin gave her that

that Gary said that he wanted to fuck Sydney just to get Ali's attention and so she had said something like Oh, I want to tell her but this is a dark and serious subject and the timing is absolutely absolutely perfect. I'm like great. So you're gonna do it tonight at dinner and whatever one got it. At your final dinner where everybody's trying to have a good time. So now guests are waking up. They're going for swim. The's time for bougie breakfast, so there's like muffins, and there's like a coconut pineapple dessert, whatever. Sales are going up, anchors going up, sales are up all.

It's just all this stuff, and Captain Glenn starts to reflect, and he says, you know, I'm gonna be sad to see this crew go. I mean, I always joke that I don't wanna have children, because I have children already, and it's never a evolving family of children, and I love it. I'm like, to have children because I have children already and it's never evolving family of children and I love it I'm like you're a deadbeat dad, okay? You just go from one family to another. That's what that means Glenn. Yeah, the Disney Land bad.

This is always there for the fun parts. I don't know what to do with that. You know what, I'm there for the best parts. The majestic music as the sales go up. I'm in the rock. Yeah, exactly. So some of them have other things to do, you know, but I hope I get to keep on a few for the crossing.

The crossing at this point sounds like the scariest fucking thing that's kind of up. It's like one by one, you're getting picked off to do the crossing. I know. So then, and then he, so then Glenn is talking to one of the, one of the guest yachties about, about the sailing and he's like, yeah, you know, like, can you actually a good amount of speed?

Like, you know, we actually do some regottas. We actually done quite well at the regottas. Yeah, we've actually been on the podium a few times. Yeah, I'm like, Glenn, stop bragging, please, please Glenn, come on. Yeah, they're all, the guys trying to bro each other, you know? Like, yeah, we do really well

The regatta is no have we crashed into a few podiums sure, but you know all in good fun. I mean we've landed I mean we've we've placed we haven't crashed into podiums Well, okay, we crashed in a few we did not go for a podium once or twice And then chef Barney rubble is like pumping Daisy's legs singing his Gucci song Jesus my Gucci salmon Pucci was my Gucci and then Chef Barney rubble is like pumping Daisy's legs singing his Gucci song and like trying to kiss her and stuff And everyone's like running around going dice. He's gonna get laid Dyson's gonna get laid. Okay, so now finally it's time to say goodbye Goodbye attractive

And now finally it's time to say goodbye. Goodbye attractive. Yeah. Uninteresting charter. They all hot hot ass band officer. Yeah. Just shirts all unbuttoned. And he's like, or just want you to know we had a real good time. I hope we can do some shots.

Yeah. Again, he's like actually actually very, he's like, you can tell they are not normally used to being charred or guest because they're so bashfully. I was like, if you go as we sit about having a last minute chalte, you definitely didn't show it. I was like, that was, it was kind of funny that he's like, we know we are super annoying for you guys.

But thanks for anyway, for having us. So let's see here. Jean-Luc has invited to do the cross. Oh no, Colin is telling him, hey, it's time to get to work. You ready to get to work. And he's like, well, I'd like a cigarette, but I guess I can manage.

Is that code so cute? Hope it doesn't grow at all. I'd love that. Yeah, exactly. So now we have the continued evolution of, I'm not going to be able to do it. I'm not going to be able to do it. I'm not going to be able to do it. I'm not going to be able to do it. I'm not going to be able to do it. I'm not going to be able to do it. I'm not going to be able to do it.

I'm not going to be able to do it. I'm not going to be able to do it. I'm not going to be able to do it. I'm not going to be able to do it. I'm not going to be able to do it. I'm not going to be able to do it. I was just thinking we're gonna need some crew. Do you want to come along for the crossing? I will marry you. I will marry you.

God, I need to bike to me. Still got it. So not. Suddenly Sydney standing beside you. All right, team. We pulled it off. I'm proud of everybody. Now, the charter organized a $7,500 tip. Great season. And we're getting married. Now, uh, I've got and I'm going to give you guys all random numbers. Okay. And that is the order in which I'm going to pull you aside and ask you to come with me to parma. Okay. Who's number one now listen? I wanted to since this is our final meeting altogether here

I wanted to individually compare each of you to wind And it turns out you're all fart so You're gonna go party tonight at a place called the fortress, okay? Whereas we like to call it the fortress. Okay, have fun So I have to say, by the way, this actually was a really good crew. Like they were all very, very competent.

I mean, except for, Jail was not that strong, but he, like honestly, we've seen so much worse on these shows. Like they were all like really good. Even Ali, Ali in the first, like two episodes, they were gonna make it out to her to be this, like idiot who didn't know how to clean a room,

but she was like fine. Yeah, they're like vacuum harder. She's like, Oh, I'll vacuum harder. That's weird. Weird for this show. So then Glenn has just seen with Daisy to invite her. And Daisy is the only one to be like, fuck off. Hey, I've got a very important question to ask you. What'd you like to do? The she's like now busy yeah like I can't do it I'm going to uh uh uh uh I'm not here boat that's very damn leaving oh what boat uh uh the SSN yeah I'm going to sell away sell away sell away oh so then uh Sidney goes down uh inter the room with um the girls. I guess Daisy.

She's like, Glenn offered me a ring. So I think I'm gonna take it. He's set a crossing, which sounds like a ring. So I'm gonna do it. Can't spell crossing without ring separated with a few letters in between the R and the ring, right? Guys, so then, and so she's like, yeah, it's definitely gonna be the three of us.

Me, Gary, yeah, it's definitely gonna be the three of us me Gary Glenn the future baby between me and Gary You know, I can't wait can't wait for this crossing which will of course work and turn it to Gary working at my family's boat Can't wait can't wait and Ali so annoyed to hear it so then Glenn invites Ali back Too she gets her own scene of being invited back so she's of course like yeah yeah

there's no way she's leaving Gary on a boat with Sydney yeah it glens like I don't know if you've heard about this but the gross thing I'll do it I'll do it wow that was easy so Daisy and Sydney are now alone in the room because Ali is going to her meeting and um Daisy's like, ah, he and Gary will hook up, I know how it goes. And she's like, um, I think I'm much better than ma. Ha, think you are, but you're not. Well, here's my question. Did Sidney ever go back to the dentist after she fell in love with Seymour?

I don't think so. And like that, I mean, I'm sorry, Audrey. I really made up my own version of Little Shopper Hars, and I'm cool with that. So let's see, they're getting ready to go out now, Jail's dancing around, leather jacket, and I think the summer. Going like, yeah, boy, yeah, boy. He's being very annoying, very, very annoying.

And Gary turns to, Gary's with Karlin and his room and he's like, oh, it was better. Greno Red Pants and Karlin says, well, both of those colors aren't suitable pant colors. If you know what I'm saying, my favorite pant color, shorts, khaki. You know, it's also my girlfriend's favorite color.

Tunes that she really loves. Oh, we go ass in there. Maybe she has a better idea. All right. Then. So Gary's like very happy because the seasons ending well, everything's great. No fighting.

Everyone's getting along. Da, da, da. So we go to the restaurant and everyone's super happy. The waiter comes over and he's like, I'll be your waiter. And now he goes, good luck to you. I liked that so they basically set up a table at this fortress and there's like a cannon right nearby. And I thought this was so sweet. They wrapped those little sort of like Christmas light, Christmas lights have a name. Those like Edison bulbs, you know? They wrapped a whole bunch of them around the cannon. I was like, that is an adorable treatment for a cannon.

It's like an actual cannon, but they're making it look like adorable without a symbol. I was like, I love that. So they're all there. And then Glenn joins, they're like, Glenn, Glenn, Glenn, Glenn. And Gary's like, let's do a dick photo.

A dick photo? Okay, I'll do what I got at white angle. Oh, classic, Glenn. You just got Glenn. So let's do high lows, cause it's Bravo. Okay, you're rose in thorn moment. And JL's high was sliding off the dessert table. Yeah, sorry, Danny. You're

You come second place to Slathering yourself up in ice cream and sliding across the table and Danny's was sailing she she she's kidding. Oh, no, she says her low is sailing because she hates sailing and then Natasha gets all deep And she's like well, I'm gonna get to my private side, but I don't usually. I'm like, uh, oh, with Natasha, you never know what that can be. Yeah. That's all listed shit. But she tells everybody she really loves them. And she knows that she had a problem with Daisy. And she realized that she could work together to make charters better. And she learned a lesson lesson and she tells us that looking back she realizes her defensiveness caused a problem and she's like, you know,

it's a chef thing, but it doesn't have to be a human thing. I was like, oh no. Natasha, that's nice, but you're supposed to say that for the reunion, sorry. So then, anyway, but either way, she's like saying that this team will leave something in her heart the rest of her life. And what it will leave will be in the shape of many splatters of chocolates that are in the strawberries on a table. In her PETA shaped heart.

So then, Glenn has like, well, my low, my low is when that dark hit us. Okay, that's still not funny to me, but you know, I'm gonna keep trying it out until I can laugh about it. And my high is meeting you guys on the first day. I was a bit nervous, but then I met you and I knew I had a great team.

And you know what? I mean, I can tell you guys, I could tell you we're all just gonna nail Gary. I mean, nail it. Nail it is what I meant. Dream team. Well, I knew you guys were the dream team, except for the fact that, with you guys on board, I did crash the boat into a dog. But you know, other than that, you guys are a great team. You know, I'm

still going to call you a great. I'm still going to call you the dream team, because one if you apparently did have a magic Johnson. So that's a nice basketball reference for on you like that dad Joe sports. Yeah, that was a good dad joke because it had a dad joke, but also sports reference. So it was like a double dad. Yeah, but with your double dad. You're basically straight. So, um, Glenn is like, okay, I'm gonna leave now because that way you guys can all get wild. So he leaves and then days in Aria have a cigarette.

I'm like, sorry for being rude, we're gonna have a cigarette with Aria. So they go off to have a cigarette and then jail and down a go-kinda little in the corner. And jail's like, I just wanna say that my other high was meeting you. Like, nice save, jail, but it's too late. And Danny is like, I just wanna say like nice save JL but it's too late and Danny's like I just want to say this while I'm sober. I love you

I really do and I feel like I like to tell people how important they are to me when I can when I can because I don't know What happens tomorrow like what if I get pregnant with your baby or something theoretical like that, you know? So then Daisy and Allie's talk. Um, Daisy's like, listen, I need to tell you something but I don't want to be that person. I try to put you in here. I try to put myself in your shoes and I think these are not shoes on where flats mostly,

but I know for a fact that Gary said, I'm gonna fuck Sydney to get all his attention. Wow, that's pretty fucking savage. Well now it's all ruined. It's like, Yuck now. I'm like, it was always Yuck, Ali. It's always been Yuck. So Ali's first decision seems to be the drama, right?

She's like, gonna go for the drama, but it doesn't really work. So she's like, yeah, it's y'all can out. And she's like, my advice is to leave it behind. And then the two of us can hang out. It's like, mmm. And she's like, but then I just have to act normal with all this y'all cop and end. So then they go back to the table and Allie's all pissed

and guys, I try to go in for kisses. And she's like, I don't, she's like, not going for kisses. She's like, I'm okay. I'm great. I'm good. Good. Good chat. Good chat. So then she walks away again. So then Gary goes and sits with a colon and he's like, what are you never going to be watching our you never wrong? So now Daisy and Allie are having another cigarette and Allie's like, I feel sick and I feel embarrassed. I'm like, you should because this is like, this is all, it's not all on you, but like, you know, you should have higher standards

for yourself girl. Well, I regret it so much. I regret telling you why I would not tell you. Like it just slipped out. You've literally been planning on telling her, but I agree that you, you know, if she hadn't told her, Ali would have been pissed, you know, after she watched it.

She would have been like, excuse me, come on. So. She told her right then and there, though. Like, why does you wait till after they buried the hatchet, you know? Well, she said on what would happen's live, I saw it. She said that she didn't tell her right away because she thought that their whole thing was over. She didn't know that they had gotten back together or whatever. So she thought Oh leave it there

So then Ali is like she says How is that spot for that you would say something like that? I'm like Gary and you know he's like this and yet you're still gonna go back to him Just because he says he likes to cuddle with you and Gary says says back at the table, Gary is like, oh she's missing the second course. She's missing the third course. I said, oh my god, where are you even worried about it? So he's like, just breathe. Just breathe. I swear to God. I'm it. I just don't understand how it could be that crew. That crew. I'm like, okay. So they got back to the table and Daisy says,

sorry we're being rude. And now they guess, I'm not. I'm there like, okay then. So it's really awkward and silent. And she's waiting, I think, for someone to ask what's wrong that nobody does. And then before it can get any more dramatic fireworks start going off. Yeah, random fireworks. And then they pile into the vans and now Colin and Ali and

Daisy and Natasha and one van and Sydney's and Sydney's stuck in a van with Gary who will not he's pretending to sleep and not talk to her and then jail and Danny are making out. So Sydney's like, well, I can't talk to them. I can't talk to you. This is a shit ride, right? Wow. Well, I guess I'll take this opportunity since you're passed out. Gary, do you want to go out if you want to then say nothing? All right, I guess we're a thing now. Gary, if you want to get married, close your eyes. Oh my god!

Two proposals on my day. It's just what happens a little bit more fit. So back on the dock, Colin is walking with Daisy and he's like, well, you guys obviously know something, I don't because something's happening here. Someone give me some hot water because I would like to sleep some tea. And she's like, well, I told her that he said he wanted to fuck Sydney to get back at her. He's like, oh my god, why would you do that?

Actually, oh because I couldn't keep it in them them doing this quarrel together. It's fucking away I just as soon as I said there's words and I saw you get all worked up in the laundry room I thought shit what have I done? And she's like, what? How'd you say it? Don't take them all ground here. Listen, I'm not angry at you. I'm angry at myself It's not like me to say something about my mate that I probably should have said it's like that time I was sailing down a river in Guatemala and I had a great friend his name was Barry in a relationship to the other I guess never wanted to hear the end of that story either for the hot tom. I guess no one wanted to hear the end of that story either. So Colin does something crazy for a reality show and he goes straight to Gary to tell him what he did, which is really weird because normally it just spirals out of control. But I guess they're like,

it's the last episode. Just do it now. So he's like, bro, all I told you you said you'd want to fuck Sydney. And now it's a fucking, it's affecting the way this Sydney's treating you, bro. And he's like, bro, I told you said you'd want to fuck Sydney and now it's a fucking it's affecting the way this Sydney's treating you, bro And he's like, but what bro's bro? We're bro's bro. What nights bro? The bros when I go hit me You're supposed to go hit me but not hey, he wants the fuck Sydney you dad the wrong cover about response And he's like, well you wanted the drama and you got the wrong cover bubble response and he's like well you wanted the drama you got the drama I guess I'm gonna start calling you TNG

So contact that's not how it is, you know these things happen all the time It's like when I was telling my girlfriend You know I said to wear listening sometimes you don't understand I'm speaking I still love you, bro All right you don't understand. Alright, I'm speaking. Let's still have you, brood. Alright. So, I love our, I have to say, I love our stupid ass running joke that, like Colin tries to share bear his soul and everyone walks out. So true.

So true. It really happens. So then they're all doing shots and the girls are all dancing around and Gary's moping, you know, he's super mopey. He's like I'm to be in bed. Yeah, so then Sydney it cussed Sydney going, I will not make it to my everybody Yeah, and then the best moment of perhaps the season is Allie saying, I'm very wet. And then falling down the stairs in the most cartoon way possible. It looked like someone threw a mannequin down a staircase. It was literally like, she was the physical

incarnation of Gargoyle. She fell so hard that her eyelash flew off. Looks Jail handed Bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum and I'll go to sleep then to you, bro. So they both start going to bed. So dramatic. Not really hard. Blue guilt and brew guilt. And so then days, so then days he busts and he goes, girl, what are you sad about? Everyone wants you to come out and have a beer. Hmm, because you started it. You're like everyone except Holly, little law.

She was patchy, fell down on on the stairs, coming after ya. She's like a bruised apple. Just come on down. She doesn't remember anything from the past 12 hours. Don't worry, she's not mad at you anymore. And sure enough, Ali comes down thingin' like, Gah, let's go have drinks. I don't remember why I'm mad at you.

I don't remember the past 12s of my life, but I do have bruises on my back now. Yeah, that fall just like reset her. I don't remember the past 12 of my life, but I do have bruises on my back now. Yeah, that fall just like reset her. So, uh, Danny and Jail go to bone in the master again. And then, uh, Colin is talking to Ali and he's like, uh, come on. I don't know. No, no, Ali drags Colin out. So they all go to the hot tub and they're all having fun and giggling and stop and Then Gary pour some soap in the hot tub This wacky yeah and Colin still won't get in the hot tub because he has a girlfriend He will certainly still be dating when this is over and so

Ali's like, oh come on. We get it. You have a girlfriend. Get in the fucking hot tub Like stop it. Just get in the hot tub. You haven't been hot tub all I love it when they said we get it you have a girlfriend get in the fucking hot tub Like stop it just get in the hot tub. You haven't been hot. I love it when they said we get it calling you have a girlfriend I mean that's so full circle Yeah, and then we just cut to a jail and Danny fucking he's like oh my god fucking love this bad So then let's see here Oh, so then let's see here. Everybody's just parting having fun, basically. And this thing, of course, takes off her top. She's like, oh my god, I'm the only one naked.

And TZ is like, oh my god, every time Sydney, we know you've got tits. And she also pulls down Gary's pants too, which is a little odd. So yeah, now it's all a disaster. Yeah, Sydney's naked again and it just suds everywhere. It's a disaster. Everything is just messy, messy, messy. And now it's the morning. And the whole place is just, you know, a war zone.

Everything everywhere. And then we hear Jail and Danny in the master bedroom and he's like, oh, hey, what's going on? Just looking at you. so I can remember, remember what, your face. And I was like, Danny, I just realized, Danny talks like she's out of like the notebook or some Nicholas sparks, like,

anytime she's having a romantic scene which is like, I like to tell people how much I care for them because I never know what happens next. I'm trying to remember your face. I'm like, Loki Danny is like very like beautifully melodramatic, but it just gets lost because everything happens. Yeah, I'm her mind. Yeah, I'm her mind is such a romantic story. She's like an older woman who can't open up to a younger man and you know, it's all this like romanticized crap, but it's like some dope on a boat. You're fucking, you know?

Exactly. So then we start getting everybody's goodbye monologues, the people who are leaving. And Natasha loves Danny. It's basically hers. And then we eat a JL. And he's like, personally, I've grown a lot. Like sailing is much harder than motor yachts.

So I've learned that I'm going to stay on motor yachts. So I've learned that I'm gonna stay on motor yachts. Yeah. One thing I've learned is that I thought I only like chicken off-rido, but now turns out I also like carbonara. Grown so much. Yeah. So they have to clean, clean, clean, clean, clean, because it's a mess.

Yeah. And then Danny's monologue is, when when I started I was just doing my job just me lonely made lonely made too old I'd given up on life, but now I'm full of hope and plenty of sperm that surely will not become baby Because I'm too old and do not trust you We're just gonna see where this goes. Most likely not a pregnancy. And if it is a pregnancy, then I'm sure then we will stay together for a very long time. But I'm going to keep my heart open to whatever happens next. We have so much going against us. Oh my God. You're right. Now that you said that, everything

she says, we have so much going against us this relationship. Age, distance, terrible tattoos that I would have to stare at. One of the things going against me is how difficult it is to do this English accent. Oh, wait, sorry, I was reading lines from Jillian Anderson in the crown. That's too eyebrow for me, girl. I was like, what? No, I just imagine for some reason I just imagined her just residing lines from some Jillian Anderson like Jillian Anderson doing a British accent because she seems to have a lot of things around though because she was playing Margaret Thatcher. That's true. I probably should have meant like great romantic role. Jillian Anderson played the cool. Well, I do imagine Danny accidentally, you know, being like let me look up lines You know, Jillian Anderson is in good many costume drama. Let me look up some lines

And then she starts residing things about like the Faulkland Islands or whatever because she accidentally found dialogue from Ground Jillian Anderson My joke how to there's a big backstory to my joke. No, I like the Jolion Anderson's romantic and the crowd that actually makes me want to watch it. I don't know. I haven't actually seen it. Jolion Anderson really sexing up Margaret Tatcher. So Colin Collins monologues. Well, I came into this to fix on to fix my pontoon make a little money and go back to my beautiful girlfriend who I just love so so cut It's like this cuts away from him Well, I will definitely still be dating. I'm glad I'm doing all this for us and also

Just go to a commercial. It's just like the stunt despair. Well, I've got something for you. Do you want to come on the crossing? Did Colin get invited to actually he didn't get invited on the crossing? I just assumed that was next to my nose, but it wasn't I Thought he got invited, but I don't think he did. I don't think he did get invited so Gary like well I've asked everyone on board. I guess there's no one I've forgotten, no one at all, no one, no one I can think of. So yeah, I guess I just won't have a, I guess I just won't have an engineer on this crossing

because we couldn't find one, huh? Yeah, too bad, too bad I don't know anybody. So then Colin and Gary have their goodbye scene where they just say, brew a lot and how much they love each other and then Gary is like you the only one who loves me And then Daisy's saying how she feels so relieved that's over and she's hugging the girls goodbye and she's like Now I'm gonna go to Antigone take my top off and she'll cut this amounts of rosé

I know Glenn was like I thought you said you were going directly to another boot right after this. Oh, yes, the SS Antiga, where the stews are all tupless drinking rosé at all times. It's how it makes sense. So I thought it was over because people heard, they say bye, and then I just let it keep running. So it's like, I'll see what watch it happens

live is doing tonight. And it just kept going Yes, this was like this is like return of the king where there was like five different endings But like but like Sarron was destroyed like 45 minutes ago, but we're still watching every single hobbit say goodbye Yeah, it's too high-brow from I'm too stupid for the Hobbit movies. Do you have not seen Lord of the Rings? You love them, Ronnie. I read them when I was little.

Younger. Oh, younger. You're reading. Mm-hmm. I read a couple of them when I was younger and I was in one of the plays as a kid in like children's theater. That's my Sydney moment, guys.

I know you want me. You want me. Hobbit, oh, Hobbit. Yeah, it was the moment, guys. I know you want me. You want me. Hobbit, oh, Hobbit. Yeah, it was a Hobbit, it was some Hobbit thing. And yeah, the movies are just two, I feel like people who are way smarter than me really like those movies. Like, nerds really love that movie, and so it makes me feel too stupid to watch it.

It's literally not high brow at all. It's like mass entertainment. And also, if you loved Game of Thrones, you should, like Game of Thrones is way not high brow at all. It's like mass entertainment. And also if you loved Game of Thrones, you should, like Game of Thrones is way more high brow than Lord of the Rings. Well, that took me a long time to get into you. I had to watch it twice. How about this?

How about that? Okay, here's my pitch, Cape Blanchette, and a long, long wig being very like, yeah. Yeah, I mean, I need something to watch and those are like 12 hours worth of content. So maybe now that you've brought it mean, I need something to watch. And those are like 12 hours worth of content. Maybe now that you've brought it up, I'll go watch it. Oh, did you ever watch Lupin? By the way, I forget. I did. I loved it in the second. It's coming to the second season. So now I think. Oh, it's already out. Yes. You should watch the other rings though. I

mean, I would, I would rewatch them with you. you want. It's if you needed like a load of the ring spot. I actually love the load of the ring. That is so good. You'll love it. I'm sorry. I actually kind of ruined the ending a little bit for you. Well, I know the ending. I mean, doesn't it end with somebody getting a reach?

Somebody gets, it was basically Sydney crawling out of a volcano and finally getting a ring, right? Basically, if you have seen Katie and Tom getting married on a Wednesday wedding on Vanderpump Rules, you pretty much know how glittering tends. So anyway, so speaking of golems and such, it's a crew meeting. It's like basically, so runs been killed,

and yet now Sam and Frodo are still having a gathering because they want to go on the adventure for some reason. So Glenn's like, okay guys, so I guess what the show is still filming, it's sort of weird. We need to get the boat ready and we got two more crew coming on board. So we need to forget the rooming. So Allian and Tasha are going to room together for the crossing, which means that Gary and Sydney are going to be forced to sleep together in the same room? Yeah, I don't think he set that up right it was not cool. I already set it up He's like, okay, we're gonna figure out cabins and Natasha's like, okay, Ali on move with me goes home great

Okay, so Sydney and Gary that means you're sleeping together And then all of a sudden I was like like wait I want to watch the crossing now. So Gary is like okay that's fine that's fine and then I was like okay what? Yeah so she's like I am cold smack after everything that's like I'm a showroom. And sitting is like oh I think it's gonna be fine. I would worry about it. Come on. It's perfectly normal for two people who are in a relationship to share the same room.

It's fine. Allie's like, this is, and she's telling Sidney this, she's like, this is exactly what I don't want to do. These situations are just going to keep happening again and again. And then it cuts to Sidney just looking straight into the camera and shrugging and laughing So then they go off on there

Then they go off on the cross like we're like literally into like a whole new season and I'm like wait What is happening here? So now we're in the cross I we're in truly uncharted territory and it's all like iPhone footage so like day one of the crossing and it's like oh well if you look behind me there's Sicily and there's Italy and there's water and there's sky and you're like okay cool. Yeah first I didn't really get this but then I understood that this was just one long alley scene it was so funny so it starts off it's like first day of crossing and Sydney's like well me and Ali like resolve our differences and became close So that's going good day two me and Gary and now Sarah in a cabin and it's been really really good

Cuts of everybody dancing and laughing Third day. I feel like I'm looking after a child Day four. I meet space from Gary. It's not going well I need space from Geary. It's not going well. I think I need a fucking moment to breathe. Day 5. Our work no play makes Ali a very, very angry girl. Day 6. Here's Johnny. Yeah, it's just the slow mental demise of Ali day seven. It just alley frozen under a head in Spain somewhere. God, so that was pretty funny. Well, good season below deck sailing. Wow,

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