Watch What Crappens - Below Deck Sailing: Keep Calm and Gary On

Episode Date: July 12, 2023

On the season finale of Below Deck Sailing Yacht (S04E17), Gary gets a big ol' taste of his own medicine when the girl(s) he's been chasing all season opt for upgrades. Poor guy. Enjoy the podcast!Watch the recap here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/85972779See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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What I'm gonna be yeah interesting Dexal and yacht everybody's in. What a wacky scene. Yeah, interesting. Do you think they're going to come back with the same cast? I mean, this one is the only one to really have the same captain, chiefs, stew, and chief debt guy and engineer, like they all return. This is the only one with this many returning people, I think, right? They've got to come back because especially because right isn't the rumor that there's been a massive falling out with Colin that Daisy and Gary aren't talking to Colin or something like that.

Yeah, but what is it because Daisy had hinted and by the way, this is me just scrolling through Instagram a long time ago that I thought I saw something where she said something along the lines of, oh yeah, Colin looks like he's so nice now. Well, just you wait. Just you wait to see what he does, but nothing he never did anything. I mean, I came all the way to this episode. I was like, now is where Colin's gonna fuck up and they even make it look in the previews. Like Colin says, you know, we don't have anything going on. Right. He said, they made it seem like he was saying at the very last minute, pulling a bachelor thing and being like, I just met your parents, went to your hometown, you're ugly. I don't want to date you anymore.

I was like, how dare you, sir. But it didn't happen. So I don't know. Yeah. I, so my suspicion is the following. I think that Colin, when you date him, I feel like he gets mopey and he gets passive aggressive. That is my suspicion.

I love Colin. So, suspicion, we see proof of it. And we show that's all that fucking does is mope around and guilt trip you about every night thing that happens. So, like, I really do love Colin, but I can see that in a relationship, I guarantee like if Daisy doesn't call

I seem being like storm from below deck med last season Where he gets moody and then he's like well, you didn't call makes me wonder if we're in a real relationship I guess I just wanted something bigger and storm the fuck a storm remember storm wanted something bigger at storm. What the fuck a storm? Remember storm? No, you know, it's not, it's not, it's honestly not worth. Storm is the one with the mustache. She was like, my mom was a drug addict,

so I had to draw it myself to school when I was six years old. Oh, right. Yes, yes, yes. And he was dating that girl. He was like, shut up. I'm so sick. Yeah, crying all the time. What's he supposed to do with that?

I don't remember the girl. I remember he was, I remember he was dating a girl, but I remember. Oh, she was amazing. Was it Natasha? Was that an Natasha? Oh, Natasha. I remember she would get all upset with him. There was like Natasha and Natalia and she would be like, what the heck? What's going on? You know what for a chief's day? You really work on your work. You think it's not where it really should be? Okay, there's been a stain on the floor and you didn't do that coil.

And you know, it's hard for me to, it's hard for me to like really trust guys because the last guys with, we went out on bailing time, and he dumped me on bailing table. And he just walked away from the table and went back to his old girlfriend. I loved her.

Oh my God, I loved her. Me too, wow. It's funny how much we can forget. That was like a weird go. The worst of that longer though? I think it was last summer. No. Yeah, because it was like last summer.

And then we had regular below deck, which was also really good. We had that ding dong Courtney. Was my name Courtney? The one Camille. Camille. Who'd come to this to me? I just remembered two people.

Do you know how hard that was for me? I feel like I was in Awakening's. I just came to life. I remembered a couple of people. And now you're just pushing it. And guess what? I'm back staring out a window with rule coming. Oh, my check.

What a terrible way to have an Awakening. Like imagine if you're like, you're awake for however long you're awake in that movie was like a week or something. And the first thing when you wake up at a glaucoma, hey, remember Natalia from Below Deck Man? You just start remembering past memories. Remember Camille, that's your only awakening.

Spoiler ad. So anyway, Below Deck's Ailing Ot, I felt like, there was some slow episodes in the middle of the season, but it really picked up towards the end. And I was like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. This is a crazy yacht, okay? And I really can't believe it. I think they're all gonna come back.

I think that there's unfinished business. And I'm, this is one of the few times I'm actually really hoping that there's a reunion because I would love to see Gary answer some questions. I hear changing. You're acting like so differently lately. You're saying a lot of things that are just not you. I don't even know.

Are you even really you? I feel like you're a pod person. You do not like below deck reunions? No, I don't want to recap it. I don't want to recap it. But like, you know, below deck sailing out reunions have been a little bit better than the typical ones. You know, they can, but remember the one where, sorry, I'm gonna do this to you again.

Remember, was it John Michael, not John Michael, John, whatever's name, JPJB, who impregnated Danny, but then didn't want to admit that he had a big tall guy. Tall privilege. That was a good one too. Okay, so let's go. admit that he had a big tall guy. Tall privilege. That was a good one too. Okay, so let's go. Okay. I just want Gary to answer to some more.

Chris Farley. You're like Chris Farley, remember that time? Remember that time? Remember you were in, remember mission and school. That was a good one. That was cool. That was cool. Yeah, that was a good one.

No, but for real, I, Gary needs to answer to someone somewhere. Okay, I just think. Gary doesn't, he won't answer to anybody ever. He's always the victim. He's just a typical narcissist. It's always someone else's fault. He's always the victim.

Sure, he could have done better, but you know, a really only two did because they need love. Yeah. He's the worst. He will never answer honestly to anybody. Yeah. True. So on that note.

And when I said on the other episode this week, that's okay when you're hot. People will accept that from you when you're hot, but you are on the verge of being spoiled milk, sir. And it's time to change your attitude. Okay. Nobody wants to argue. Nobody wants to hear a non-apology from yogurt.

Yes. Hey, Ronnie, I have a question that has nothing to do with this. Does your chair have a low back? Because I just realized my chair is all up on this video and yours is not present at all. I got a lower back because I didn't like seeing the back of my chair and also look even when I move. You know why? Because it's green and I've got a green screen on. Is it like a chair for green screens? No. I just like the color green. It's my favorite color. And so I got a green chair. Wow. And it just happened to work out. We started doing videos. What about

that? Now, I'm just floating on a surf. I'm just floating on the surf guys. You're just on a surf. You're just on a surf. Okay, so let's let's dig in. So the big cliffhanger that really was not a cliffhanger at all was Dave Z saying that, you know, she's not sure she can be friends with Gary anymore based on his behavior, based on his undermining ways, which is a conclusion she should have come to about two years ago, by the way. And she says, this was me trying to be a friend and it's like you're the person I want to be with Colin and Gary's full of shit anyway.

And then Colin's like, well, I think with Gary, it's all about competition and ego. Which I think you're correct. I think you're correct on that. Still not completely sold on you because it's not like you haven't seen the show before and didn't know that Gary and Daisy had a thing. So I'm confused about why you're confused still, but whatever. I'll let it pass because it's the season for now. Yeah. So he's like, yeah, you got to be careful with people like that.

You know what I mean? And Daisy goes, oh, I agree. So Colin says, well, thanks for explaining that, you know, because she clarified. She was clarifying this thing. Like Gary made it seem like Daisy was obsessed with finding out if Gary was into Mads or not. And she was just like, no, I just asked him a question. So Daisy tells us, I'm starting to realize that I need to put some distance between mine and Gary's relationship in order to have some control over a con in my relationship.

You're starting to realize now, weeks in, weeks after he like has fully undermined you on this show. Now is when you realize. So she's like, all right, I'm gonna get changed for this anything but close party. Oh God, of course it's these people who have the anything but close party. Okay. Anything but you.

We just have an anything but you guest party. You were the worst. And on a season where the boat is about to explode or sink, finally, I'm rooting for it to do so. You're all horrible people. I would love it to watch you titanic it right now. I'm literally rooting for an iceberg in the summer in Italy. I, they call that Italian ice. So, by the way, my

background is a webcam of Sardinia, everyone. So if you see the parcel in the background, it's real. It's actually happening right now. So it's like literally the most boring beach in all of Sardinia. It's just like not even cars are pulling up. So I'm sorry everyone, we're just like talking

incessantly about our backgrounds and by we, I mean me. So now Daisy asks the deck, deck hands like, If there's anyone who's a man, I'll know cause someone helped me with service tonight. And Garis's like, oh but I forgot that someone died in mid-Ju-queen. But he sees that Daisy's mad at him. So he just like hides behind the sheet pan and he's like, oh sorry sorry. Trying to be flirty. Nice to do boy.

Yeah. Look at me. Who died in mid-Ju-queen. Hee hee hee hee. And she's like, I guess it's stopping. Nasty term. There's a guy you should stop being nasty to me. Karma's gonna come and baton the Oscar. So then, yeah, everyone's getting dressed into their anything particular as party.

Debra is, she's helping blow up a tube around one of the gay, there's one gay who is like an unassociated gay. Do you notice that? He's like David. David. Poor David. I feel bad for David. David's just watching this all of me like, why did I agree to come on this boat? Yeah, we don't really see a lot of David, but David's over it and he hates every one of you. He's like, I hate you all. I hate you all and I have frosted tips. So I can say it. I'm still holding on to frosted tips. So fuck all you guys. So he's blowing up her her unicorn floaty, the way around she's blowing up, she's blowing it up, but he's still wearing it,

so it looks like she's blowing them, and he just looks into the camera because the camera's loving it, you know, and he just looks into the camera like what? Like, it's Deborah the mom who is making fun of the um, limping person in the street the other day, who's possibly overweight and clothed in very tight things. Now looks like she's bowing you and that's Deborah's karma. Oh, by the way, I wanted to say something to Deborah personally. Fuck you Deborah. Still from yesterday. Fuck you still. So Lucy is meanwhile wearing garbage bags as her anything but closed party. And she's like, my ass is fucking swear right now and these bin bags

I would not go to an ABC DEFG But I again like who doesn't want to wear clothes? Horses. I was like, oh, okay, I mean I just wasn't expecting her to like punctuate that with whores Yeah, I wasn't expecting that from a Lucy either, but there she went just horse-shaming people She's not really like listen. We all have our part in this economy, ma'am Also, you're about to be an ex below deck member. Maybe you should like I don't know not be so judgey You should see the trajectory of some of your fellow below deck alone Yeah, you should

Check out the only fans of Camille's. So, grants like Honey, check the necklace hanging on my, Honey, check the necklace hanging off of my butt. Could you pull it off, cause I'm just a down now. This guy even wears statement necklace is on his ass. Okay, that's how much he loves a statement necklace. So, I'm just gonna say this, I think,

like, no judgment on anything but closed party, it's not something I would wanna do, but it's like, but maybe consider doing it after dinner, not like during dinner, because everyone looks so uncomfortable sitting in there like garbage bags and like duct tape outfits. They're just, just do it after dinner. I mean, you know who wants to do these parties?

Grant. That's who? Grant and his husband, her boyfriend Todd Tadde. I think it's Todd. The naked ones. They're just the ones who want to be naked and walk around in G-strings all the time. That's who wants to wear it. Because all they do is come out in a G-string.

That's their anything but- Like, could you string in a pizza box? Love it. I'm running. It's like, of course, everyone else put duct tape and shit into it. And you came out just with your ass. It's not fair. Yeah.

I also don't think the crew should have been obligated to do this either because that's looked deeply annoying to serve them while wearing hefty bags. We also say a lot about the sexual harassment on this show from usually the debt crew to the stews. But let's not forget the guests to the crew. I really don't think it's cool to make service people, give you lap dances and strip, and make things out of duct tape. Yeah.

Darry said, after all these years, it's not fair. Well, also, Gary's outfit is that he has a little traffic home, basically on his dick, so it looks like he has an erection. And so then the gays are like, so daisy is the cone relative to the truth, and she just laughs because like what she's supposed to say. And they're like, huh, look at her face, she knows. I would honestly, I would be mortified to ever ask that of someone who's waiting on me, you know, like to be like, tell me about the size of a dick. Who does that?

Well, I think they know because our characters on the show, you know, like to be like, tell me about the size of a dick. Who does that? Oh, I think they know because our characters on the show, you know, so they watch it. It's like you're on the boat being waited on by Diana Sam from Cheers. So, you know, it's them. I love that also Gary's dick is a liar, like Pinocchio, like his traffic cone.

DONG! Yeah. Lucy Cleanser Roomen hates it, because it's fucking disgusting. These people are all pigs. And Lucy's like, I'm sick of this shit this morning. F**k on the hell man. How much you wanna test me man?

How much you wanna test me? She calls her dad. He's on a bike coming down the mountain. I'm roller skates. I'm with roller skates on at a bike. He's like, what now Lucy? I know. Let me guess.

You don't like the job, Lucy. I'm trying to get, I'm trying to skate down Snodonia, Lucy. So what did they find in the room? Because Lucy calls Daisy in and Daisy's like, what is it? And she's like, condoms in this start laughing. Were they weren't used condoms, were they? I hope not, because she didn't have gloves.

First of all, if I'm cleaning that room, it's auto gloves. Auto latex gloves. I'm not waiting for puke in the sink. Everything is a latex glove in that room and she's with her bare hands, becomes something, she's, hey, it's condoms. It had to have been, like, if they were used condoms and she was picking them up with her fingers and then she says, oh, condoms almost like, oh, never mind. Then that's, that's pretty intense. Yeah. So the guest request to game, so the game is that Gary lays down with the traffic cone on his weiner

and they throw plastic hangers on it. And I don't know. This is why you bring an Nintendo on board. This is where you get your games from. Or Catan. So then, yeah, everybody's like, this is where you get your games from. Err, or Ketan. Um, so then, yeah, everybody's like, well, back in the old days, we didn't just watch TV and stay on our iPhone all day and play video games, we talked to each other.

No, you didn't. You did shit like this. Yeah, you had old, you had old washed up loser drunk, you know, male hookers laying down with traffic cones, throwing, throwing hangars at him Okay, that's what you did me all days don't pretend you were all like reading fucking Bronte Yeah, exactly. You know what you know it there's a lot of hoop action the old is like it there's a hula hoop Okay, guess what hoop drags you get like you got a hoop dress What about like the 1840s when there was like the hoop with a stick?

You know you got you sort of have that stick and you're like What about like the 1840s when there was like the hoop with a stick, you know, you sort of have that stick and you're like Running with that hoop. Okay. I have the hooping cough hooping cough hoop Hoop there it is They would sing that song Sometimes you have to yeah, and the old days sometimes you just sit down and watch just like putting that VHS and watch hoop dreams great documentary But the point is this you know what, I phone, by the way, the point is this. Honestly, iPhone is an improvement. Video games are an improvement.

Yeah. So Grant is sleeping, he wants to sleep outside. He's like, let's sleep outside, I mean. So of course they do, they get naked and sleep outside. These are the ones who wanted to fucking front of the captain, by the way. Okay, so they're gonna sleep outside naked. And then Gary and Colin are talking and they're in bed and Gary's like,

ooh, it's the last time I get to sleep with my seat dog. Oh, what a rollercoaster. So what's gonna happen with you, Daisy? Mm-hmm. What's your main character? He's like, well, it's you two gonna be you and her together. What's going to envy, badly?

Don't let a good friendship dog die due to something that she does, blah, blah, blah. And Colin says, after everything that's happened with Gary and I, the lies and the fluid and manipulating, our friendship is the one that's in jeopardy. Nothing he says is affecting how I feel about Daisy. Anyway, let's have a good last night, Bruce. Sleep on it. I'll miss you until this morning, my friend. So then, Grant's like, um, I'm gonna pee off the hydrocrack.

And Todd's like, I want a p-tail. So we see them. So we see them walk naked through the boat to pee off the side. And then we get to hear the sound of them peeing off the side. Yeah. And then we get to hear the sound of them peeing off the side. Yeah, and then we get to hear the sound of a beautiful tropical fish who's like, finally I've made it to Sardinia, the most glamorous part of the entire,

oh my God, I'm being peed on. I never should have left Newark. I'm going at ocean yelp, I'm so pissed on. Try it Sardinia, I'm pissed on. I'm actually, I'm not pissed off, I'm pissed on, okay. I'm giving Yelp, I'm giving Sardinia a one-star on Yelp. Fish Yelp. I want to refund. I like every time we do these sort of things, we make them so gay.

Most of us are intervals. I swam all the way to Sardinia, okay, and guess what? I read a batter on the infatuation, it was not worth it, one star. I got beat on. That's like literally my interval. I swam all the way to Sergenia. Okay, and guess what? I read a batter on the infatuation. It was not worth it. One star. I got beat on. That's like literally my inner voice all day.

This is my outer voice obviously here. But in my mind, this is my outer voice. Oh, hey. Oh, it's like Carl from Summer House. I'm like, hey, hey everybody, it's just me. It's coming to the home goods, looking for some pillows. Always use some new pillows in my eye. Oh, always use some new pillows, and Mariah.

Y'all. Meanwhile, I sound just like my inside boy. So I'm like, oh my god, home goods, high speed. Hello. Five stars. I wouldn't much rather go to Home Goods of Austin than shitty peed on wetters of Sargina. commercials. Here comes one right now. Who so it's the last day of Chata and they wake up the new days wake up make it on deck and Colin and Daisy are kissing and hugging and Chase is joking that he wants to see Alex finally make some moves tonight on Mads which I can't believe that that's still a thing. I mean, I kind of agree with Chase from last week.

Like Gary kind of ruins it for me. Yeah, so Alex tells us, yeah, well Gary's not gonna be my boss in a couple hours. So to me, that's fear game. And so meanwhile Gary is like kissing on Mads and she's like, and she tells us, this rollercoaster ride is not what want to ride anymore, so I'm trying to avoid it like the plague.

Well, unfortunately, I think he may have given you the plague by now. Yeah, you could very well have the plague. Yeah, he is the plague. Good luck avoiding that. You are literally not avoiding plagues. You are hooking up with plagues once a week. Frogs falling from the sky or like trying not to land on Gary. The plague is voting Gary like the plague.

I do like that Mads has like the stereotypical dude on this show attitude though. Like, but I had to fuck somebody. Yeah. So, like what was I supposed to do? Yeah. He's probably one that made himself available. Like what am I supposed to do? Yeah.

So Alex is thanking Gary for his patience and teaching and Gary's like, oh, good. And I'll see what I got. He just ignores him and leaves. Yeah, he's a kid. What a guy. Gary hates his guts. He's done the worst thing to Gary that you could ever do,

which is make Gary feel as homely as he's getting. So Mads finds spilled wine on the sheets because of course he's fucking people. And people are with monsters. So then wait, then for breakfast, they get melon prosciutto and carrot cake and poached eggs with avocado and caviar. What the fuck is going on? I don't know. It's the cleaning out the pantry day for Alicia.

That's what she's doing. Colin's like, well, as Chef Lashdia did a bit ex-benedict for the final day, not to make a nervous. It's like I have good to you. So then Gary and Mancer and the laundry and Gary's like, so are you feeling about to sort the father day of the season? And say, what do you mean? Well, no, why don't you feel about us on the far end of the season. And say, Quilimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimim So seriously, I just want to know like if I should stand back or like should I keep trying with you is this going anywhere?

Because I've actually got feelings for you like Mini-aroud feelings my ababona. Yeah, I know He just says that he's he is the one who he's the prototypical person who want guy who wants the kind of the innit for the conquest Yes, and she's like I just thought we were having fun He's like, oh, oh, right, I think that's fine. So he gets all mad and he leaves and she's like, oh, and then Gary is like, wow, I would like it if you would tell me this after the first time I hooked up with you, maybe.

And the producer goes, what if I told you that she did tell you that? He goes, what did she say? E. Uh, that it's just fun and just sex. He's like, what? It's win. And then they show mad saying that like 10 times. It's like literally the whole rest of the episode is this montage of it.

It's just, this is just for fun. This is nothing serious. I don't want to think out of it. It's like, okay. And now there's two minutes left of the regular show. Yeah. So then, uh, the captain, the captain's like, oh, the wind is going, let's sail for five minutes.

And she's like, that way barely cleared. He's going, how much time do you need? I'm sorry, did I hear you say two minutes? Let's do this. He's like, oh, try. So the mask comes down to the gallery, and he goes, who the fuck said two minutes? And Daisy goes, don't, I can't.

Don't you, and this is gonna be controversial. Don't you think this boat is a cheater boat? This is a cheater sailboat, and I'm there, I said it. This is a bullshit Disneyland sailboat. It's not a real sailboat. This is bullshit that they only sail maybe two minutes every other charter. It's bullshit.

They're like, well, we're gonna sell for five minutes and we're gonna bring the sales down. No, I paid to be on a sailing yacht. This is just a smaller, shittier motorboat. Okay. Yeah. Well, and honestly, I mean, well, I mean, who knows, maybe it's edited down, but I do get the sense it's like 10 minutes.

And it's like, really, that's all you can do for the sailing. That's all you can do for the sailing that's all you can do. Yeah, well you know what though they're just lucky that they're on that boat and it has not saying because honestly let's not forget that the engine literally does not work. So and also by the way I think that Daisy should not have cleared the breakfast and Glent should have tilted that boat and let all those dishes slide on to Randy or whatever's name is Raymond Randy just let it all just like pile up on his lap. So the captain tells us, first of all, I had a rough summer, she put us through hell, but we made it through and now we're gonna finish on a high note doing exactly what she does

best. He had a grill, she's really shining that one. So then we get the shots of everything opening and closing and Lucy and Mads are sliding down the floor cracking up Yeah, and now Mads is talking to Lucy and she's like, I think tonight's gonna be drama Girls like I've caught feelings. I'm like we're having fun. Lucy's like but you've jacked Tom and Mads is like Yeah, well, we get drunk and have sex like what do you want? and Mads is like, yeah, well, we get drunk and have sex. Like, what do you want? Well, because you've not fallen for a man which is what he's used to, that's why I'm chasing you. He doesn't actually like you.

He likes Daisy and Mads is like, I think she's she's you know she's the girl fateling him the truth it's the admiral thing to do admiral admiral admiral admiral admiral admiral admiral admiral admiral admiral admiral oh baby Lou a boob-a-bobbly so much sexual attention. So between who?

Between you, Mads. What the fuck do you think you're sitting there having a conversation about? Between the season. Between you and Alex. Yeah. And Lucy goes, tell me, tell me, you don't want to fucking back on. She goes, I do want to knock on. She goes, I fucking do it.

Maybe because they're literally walking around telling everybody or saying right in front of everybody. I wish I was fucking you. Yeah, I'm the two but you made your choice, Steve. Yay! All season. So now the Gays are packing, the anchors are going down, we're docking and everything. And Todd, the primary, turns the David, he's like, oh hey David, sorry, I didn't even realize you're on this boat. No one's talking to you for three days. So as you have a good time, and he's like, yeah, hey, David, sorry, I didn't even realize you're on this boat. No one's talking to you for three days. So as you have a good time and he's like, yeah, I mean,

I do it differently, different people, which I love, I love that kind of, that's my kind of yield-per-view. Like, let me make it a space to all the talking. And then they cut to the thrupple and they're standing like in a line of bar, just like two of them are chain smoking on the side, being like, trash. Yeah, we're badass. Yeah, it's just just like trash trash, trash, triple So congrats to the little one Brad for funding this trio of

Terribleness and now they line up for the for the big goodbyes and everything and grants like okay one last look at chasing Alex's butt Mm-hmm for the big goodbyes and everything and grants like, okay, one last look at Chase Nelks' butt. Mm. And Todd's like, oh my God, everything was out of this world. I hope that you feel the love in this envelope. And so they honk and, um, hot, it's crazy. It's hard not to spoil this, what happens in the future. But I won't.

I won't tell you what was in that envelope for a minute. So then Gary is like, cheese! Oh, so Chase makes a joke. He's like, uh, buy everybody and then he like falls over on the ground like he's just so exhausted. And Gary's like, cheese, get up, broo! What are you doing? Send us a season dude!

They guess the right there! Have some decent... Oh, professional Gary. Look at professional fucking... What do you call those things, the little pieces of paper that you dip into something to tell if it's infected or not? Like a litmus test?

Yeah, look at little litmus test penis Gary, talking about what's professional and what's not professional. I know, all of a sudden he is the authority on proper behavior and common decency. So Glenn is like, you know, there were times the beginning where all, you know, we're all, I just thought we wouldn't even get to this point. Mainly because our ship has an engine

that doesn't work and catches on fire every three days. I literally thought we'd just all be dead in the middle of the water. But anyway, we made it here. Congratulations, everyone. Yeah, I can't believe like, and this is the funniest thing to me that they never even tried to fix about.

They were just like, this is the engine needs, the engine needs to be rebuilt, like rebuilt, we're gonna crash it, see. And they're like, well, tap it together. Let's just make up through the season. Like why? Put in your order on Charter 1's that way by Charter 4, you have the new engine.

Like what's going on here? So now they're cleaning. It's like all this cleaning Gary's cranky. He's cranky and he he says something that I didn't even bother running down but he's sort of he's like annoyed at chasing Alex and chase is like fuck that guy like we do one thing and he's like get the fuck off my boat like can't wait to get out of here. Oh fuck that guy and Alex is like yeah that guy sucks. And he's like, get the fuck off my boat, like can't wait to get out of here. Oh, fuck that guy. And Alex is like, yeah, that guy sucks. Mm-hmm. And he's like, well, I want to have good night tonight, but I do not want to punch this guy in the face.

And Alex is like, yeah, that probably wouldn't be the way that guy. Ah, so it's time for tip meeting now. And if the captain gives his speech, he's like, okay. Well, from thinking we never get off the dock to ancient troubles, he's like, okay, well from thinking we'd never get out the dog to engine troubles and proud of us. Daisy, this season had its challenges, but you always managed to lead a team of new stoos that turned out stronger from working with you. She's like, ah, well, oh, she's not taking her lot of criticism.

And whether it was constructive or not, it wasn't as a form. Daisy, fucking seriously, you got the least amount of criticism that has ever been given on below deck from the ship that you pulled the ship. And you left the man leaving for 15 minutes. And you left the man bleeding for 15 minutes.

Okay, enough. So then Glenn says, it's like, in Alicia, you know, it took some time to find your bearings, but every try, you got better and better. Almost as good as the guy from last season, who was honestly pretty amazing right out the gate. So, no,

I'm not quite sure. I thought this speech when he had a bleeding head and a concussion and still made an 11 course meal perfectly. But you know, well, the way you made those hot dogs was great, Alicia. Ah! So Alicia, you're not only a great chef. You're also a great spotlight on what a brilliant chef Monco is So I'm like and now finally the moment you guys have been waiting for this charter tip

It's 17,000 dollars now Ronnie what then the last charter give them $30,000? Yes. So this charter was not shorter, right? This was a full three day charter. This was a full three day charter with more with like several people and they were all obsessed. I think the gays didn't I think this thruple was like no, well we know the poor guy in this ruffle is not tipping anything and we know Randy's not tipping anything because apparently he's living off Brad too. So maybe Brad gave Debra's one part, Debra ain't tipping shit.

The Todd's is the old cover. Yeah. Yeah. So this was probably just Brad giving a little tiny bit and then you've got Todd and Grant and maybe David giving something. So that's four. So let's say four into 17. But they each give70 for it. They used to give just under 6,000. So I was like 5. Yeah. Yeah. So they all give 5 and then Todd puts in like 2 for Debra, his mom. That's what I agree. I think that Randy and Nick put in 0. Yeah. They suck.

They really suck. So, Lucy's like 17 grand, a flush of shit over and over. You can fuck off. Yeah. I have not read anything on the internet today about the hate these guys are getting, but that's gonna be actually something I'm gonna do right after this as well,

before you were bonus episode, because I really need to see what they post on Instagram, like, guys, the version you saw of me was just heavily edited, and of course, I loved Captain Glenn and like it was all taken out of context because you know there's some bullshit like that on their social media. Oh yeah, always every time.

But didn't, did we even mention this that there was a towel, they showed a close-up of a towel literally with poop on it. Did they wipe their butts with the towel and threw it on the ground? I mean, just fucking monster human beings. Yeah, just trash. So they're gonna go out tonight for their last big woop-woop.

And they're getting ready to go out, Chase is bringing all the girls shots, and then he brings one to Alex while Alex is pooping, because you know, this just gotta keep it classy. Yeah, that's what I said. Listen, it's never too late to get some pink eye. And then Lucy is like, by the way, I only found out later in life that like one of the primary

ways you get pink eye is from poop on your fingers into your eyes. Did you know that? I sure did. Yeah, that's when people should wash their hands. One of many reasons, by the way. Yeah, and he's toilet paper, you know. So then Colin's like, Yeah, that's good.

Colin and Daisy are in the laundry and kissing and flirting, whatever. And I'm just, I still don't buy Colin and Daisy. I don't buy one second of Colin and Daisy. So they gather to leave and Mads is asking Alex to tie her dress. And he's like, you want a bow or do you want something fancy? Like, you want me to stitch this shit?

Like, what? Like, does it tie to stitch this shit? Like, what? Like, does it tie it enough for you? Cause I could do it again. I could do this all night long. I'm like, wow. Good time. I love that game. Time flirting.

Yeah. Really hot. That was real hot. Next level. Next level. Yeah, those video tutorials you're listening to about the comma sitra really They're working out great class. Yeah, so

And then Lucy's asking Daisy about a relationship with Colin and you know Daisy is saying She's like, oh, I really like him and I'm happy and he's very insecure about our relationship But I don't hold against him, but I think we definitely want to see each other. So yeah, I would not say that that was a full-throated endorsement of the relationship, but I still really made them together personally. Yeah, I don't at all. I think they're just... I think they're lying. I think they're lying, and I think they're bored, and they know that they need storylines. They're like, yeah, that's just... I think... I don't know, you're here, you know?

I think that there could be some truth to the fact that they're both kind of like bored and on a boat and so it's what's available and in the real world it wouldn't have happened. But I don't think they're doing it for a storyline though. Yeah, I don't, you know what? I like literally realize how much I don't care. Okay, so then the guys van, the guys are in their own van and Chase is like, Madison was ruthless the other day.

And he was like, when she said she wanted a proper upgrade, she'd go to Alex. That was Bruce Lee's prue. And Colin and Alex turned the back seat just cracking up. What loser, what a loser dairy is. Yeah, and then they all arrive at this nice restaurant. They're taking photos together and having cocktails and cleanse like, okay, everyone, I am here. So this is kind of like my little tradition. I want to hear what

you felt was your personal high and low from this season. So Alex is like my high from the season was when we went to Boniface. Yeah, cool. And then Collins like my lowest of lows was when the engine kept failing. And when I found out that the girl I'm into has slept with Gary, oh, that's, that's a low. That's a real, that's worse than a broken engine that could have killed us all. I know the engine was the worst to him. It wasn't even a Gary thing.

And he's like, well, my heart was, and Gary goes, I was calling, hello, it was Gary, am I right? B-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b I'm not gonna cry I'm crying And then we see clips of him supposedly being evil and he is like get ice for the guy who's bleeding Oh no, he was like get ice yeah get ice for the boat cuz no one knew where the ice was and then when he said Don't work hardy, we're smarter and Tim cut himself. He's bleeding from his head. It's like how could y'all How could you it's like Daisy working for 9-1-1. She'd be like, hello? You have an emergency? I can't believe a lady's yelling at me

because our husbands on the ground. What am I supposed to do about it? Like, it's like she gets into the wrong line somewhere. How could you be telling me I'm in the wrong line? How could you do it this time? So anyway, then Glenn's like, oh, well, you know, I feel terrible that my criticism hurt Daisy so much You know, and one have a good working relationship with your Bay also wanted to be open to suggestion and ideas because the interior is front facing the guests So it has to be top notch

I don't know why I wrote any of that down. It really is not interesting at all So this is the last episode of Blowdack. And this is always the trouble with the last episode of Blowdack. Always the season finale. It's like, okay, well, everything's pretty much done. I guess we'll have some drinks. Hey, anybody wanting appetizer? Hey, remember that time to Gary fuck those people?

Okay, well, let's take another 45 minutes to say goodbye. Okay, what's the go first? Truly. So Glenn Leaves and Gary is sitting with Chase sort of in the garden spot. And he's basically being like, oh, well, you know, I give you some trouble earlier today. Sorry about that, but you know,

you've been covering a lot of shit this whole season, bro. And you know, like, you know, the thing that I like about you is that you come in at 100 miles per hour. I like, I've never worked with a deck and like, you honestly, really, you know, the thing that I like about you is that you come in at 100 miles per hour. I like, I've never worked with a deck, and like, you honestly, really, I haven't. So what I'm trying to say is I'm experimenting with my sexuality, and I would love to add another conquest to my record book. So if you wouldn't mind, should we go to the back corner there? And so he says, like, you know, there's a hundred things that I want to say about him, about his leadership, about some of the shit things he's done, but I think it's better not to burn any bridges. Any burn, any burn

any bridges. So, um, Chase, uh, then they likes it at the table. This nice restaurant, and of course, the waiters come over with some food and chase like Look at that food This is my con mirrored dog What did you take things from the field and put some flame to me? Restorantay I'm like I'm not American. Please don't pass judgment on me and please don't pass judgment on me. I'm so... I'm so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so I haven't had to deal with rejection all too often because Curry doesn't get rejected, but it's still in my life this season. Blah blah, tears of blabblah.

So he goes to the bathroom all mad because Alex and Mads are like, you're hot. No, you're hot. No, you're hotter. No, you're hot. So Alex takes Mads' hand to leave and cares like stumbling out of the bathroom. And Chase is just still like, Sue, wait, what is this? A box on wheels? This is amazing.

Like it's the van chase. Get in the van. So yeah, they're in the van and then Mads and Alex are in the backseat of one van. And Collins like, hey, where's Gary? And I got to Gary. Gary's in the back seat of one van and Collins like, hey, where's Gary? And I cast a Gary, Gary's in the back of the other van. He's just like alone with like nine bottles of beer in the seat next to him,

which really felt like a poetic image. Yup. So Alex and Matt are in the back seat. Like he's like, I like you and listen, I think you could do better and like, I think you deserve better. And she's like, well, I mean, I do get along with you in a different way than I go along with Gary. I ask.

And then it has to Gary like talking to himself in the car and just sleeping. He is so miserable and it's amazing. It's deeply satisfying. It really is. So Alex is like, yeah, I like you. I'm sorry, Alex Alex is like, I like you and everything. So they, they, they finally make out. They have a proper make out.

And then they're very happy afterwards. It's cute. I was happy. I was happy for Alex. I was like, yeah, you stick it to Gary. You know, even though it's very old-fashioned to be, yeah, you won over the girl, because it takes any agency of the girl out of it.

I still was happy because I knew it would piss off Gary so much. And so then back to the boat, everybody's wasted. Gary's like alone in a corner, literally just, you blab, blab, blab, blab, blab. And then Lucy's peeing and Matt's like, now what do I do? I have to tell Gary, right? Because me and Alex made a hold.

And Lucy's like, well, I didn't get over how to thin. Now what do I do? I have to tell Gary, right? Because me and Alex made a hold. And Alicia, as well. I didn't get over how to thin. You don't have to tell him. Yeah, you don't have to tell him. It's so dramatic. Like, she's got a little streak of Gary in her, you know? She does. I think we're concentrating on Gary so much

because Gary's an asshole. And we're used to him being an asshole and it's fun to watch him get his come-up-ins. But Matt has some stuff, too, where she's just wanting to be a drama queen and have people fight over her and all this shit. So she's kind of pulling this right now, where she's like, I need to tell Gary,

like, no you don't. He's your last mind there. And you're not dating anybody. So just wanna drama. So I'd love for you to tell him, can't wait. Yeah, exactly. She's like, what am I gonna say? I mean, have someone tell them before I do, I'm fucked.

I'm like, what are you fucked about? What happens? Do you get fired? No. Does your workplace become more toxic? No, you're going home tomorrow. So what's the problem? Do you get written up?

Like, what is the guy who's hiring the hierarchy? He's going to complain that the employee that he was banging is Banging somebody else too, like it's you're fine. You don't have to say anything. Yeah, you don't have to at all so so now There's like a lot of stuff happening on the boat, you know, because everyone's like talking about it and Alex is talking about how mad deserves better yada yadaada. And so Matt finally just goes to Gary's room. And she's like, what is he doing the thing?

Gary's doing the typical Gary move, where Gary's upset, so he goes to his bed to soak and wait for somebody to drag him out of his bed. He's done it every single season multiple times. So, and you know he's doing this because he goes to bed fully clothed so that he can be dragged out of bed again. Exactly, exactly. He's like not even like goes to bed fully clothed so that he can be dragged out of bed again. Exactly

Exactly. He's like not even like getting into his Gary pajamas Which are basically just little boxers. So my ads like can I talk to you? She's like no stay down there. What do you want to see like tell me what you feel? She's just um, so in the cab me and Alex we made out and like I didn't want you to hear from someone else He's like, oh Get the fuck out of my room. Done. Done. Love, love, love. It's like, are you serious right now?

He's like, oh, I'm doing it. Get the fuck out, didn't you? Thank you. And she's like, why can't we talk about it? He's like, will I ask you if you had a thing for him and now you hook up with him? Which is literally your whole plotline for the season is Colin asking if you had a thing for him and now you hook up with him? Which is literally your whole plot line for the season is Colin asking you if you had a thing for Daisy.

And you sing now. And then, I mean, this guy is the worst. And you, by the way, and Gary, you like forced yourself on to Daisy multiple times the season, trying to make out with her. Yeah, so Matt is like, can we seriously not talk for a two second? He's like, no, get out, you bleed me like if he do

Ridiculous So he's like, why would you hook up with why would you put out with him if you didn't mean it like it get the fuck out of you I don't ever want to see you again in my life So Matt is like well garrers reaction is exactly why I didn't break things off with him in the middle of the season Which by the way she's like saying it like like this why I didn't break off with him in the middle of the season. Which by the way, she's like saying it like, ugh, like this is why I didn't break up with him. I'm like, this is also why we don't accept sexual harassment in the workplace, because like, you wind up in a situation

where you're afraid of consequences from a superior if you were to break it off or to rebuff it. And she's like, I don't even know if Gary fucking cares or if he's more upset that he looks like a fool, because like, ultimately, Gary's like not I don't even know if Gary fucking cares or if he's more upset that he looks like a fool. Because like, ultimately, Gary's like not serious about anybody but Daisy. And Gary gets is in his underwear now. So now we know he's really mad.

Now he's staying in the last night, which is a true, great ending for Gary. Yeah, exactly. So then Chase is dancing upstairs. So I can also understand if he just doesn't want to be around Chase drunk upstairs on the deck. And at least just like, I love how authentic Chase is, he's big and goofy and says the wrong thing, I think he has amazing attributes. Maybe if I didn't have a boyfriend, you never know. And then Chase is doing like some dirty dancing. We heard like so awkward, you know?

And Lucy's like, I'm a gold, these papaya folkananta. And so everybody starts going to bed and Alicia and Chase have one nice last flirt where she's like, I'm ready for bed. And he's like, so you're gonna go to your bed, not my bed, no matter how bad you wanna go to my bed. You're gonna go to your bed slowly.

Right? Yeah, they really tried to make this. Can we just talk? Can we just talk? You're such a good friend. It's like, nah, you guys are. They tried really hard to make this into a storyline that even on this episode, put in the previously,

previously, Elisha and Chase were hugging, as if there was gonna be some sort of consequential interesting twist in this storyline. But it's just that she just views him as a friend and always has and nothing has changed. So then Colin and Daisy are in the master and he's like, tell me what you think in. She's like, what perhaps amazing. I love coming to talk to you. I love when you're affectionate with me. I love listening to the engine homon. Just spit vinegar and duct tape.

It's a hot. But where, what are we doing? Where we going? Just like, to sleep. Why ask me all these questions, pansy boy. So now it's morning, because he's clearly, he can't clearly getting needy, right? And Daisy doesn't want to commit to anything.

Which is not a great sign. And also anything, which is not a great sign. And also, yeah, just not a great sign. So it's morning now and everyone's waking up and cons wrapped in the sheets from the master bedroom again. Does he have a thing where like once he gets out of his underwear, he doesn't want to get back into it. Like, why is it that if he goes into the master bedroom in his underwear and he gets out of it and like has sex with days or something, why does he have to wrap himself up in all the sheets afterwards?

Why does he put the underwear back on and aren't the sheets in fact potentially more dirty than the underwear he wore into the master bedroom? We'll do we ever see him in the underwear? I assume. Because maybe he's wearing underwear and he's just like covering his body because he's always saying things like,

I have a dead rod, no one wants to see that. So he might just be insecure or something. Maybe he's slightly me, I don't get, but I mean, I pretend he's in couture. Maybe he's really like, people don't realize this, they think I'm being humble, but I'm pretending I'm on a runway right now. He's like, I draped this.

This was a one day challenge. I'm not only fix boats. I just won project runway all stars. Call me Romney. So I love the draping. I. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha I love the bottom. Was that the one where you put yourself into a beard? Yeah, at the very end. I just wanted a filter to be Heidi, but I just made her like an old, you know, the street man. So anyway, so Colin goes back to his room and then Madison, Mads goes up to garage goes

What's up? Do you hate me? And he doesn't answer so she goes good shot, which she actually does a lot I noticed that she says that all the time. Huh good. Yeah, that's her That's her like I'm just like I'm just young boomer like I'm surprised she hasn't called them a boomer yet Because you know she says that whenever somebody like takes her parking station whatever boomer So Colin and Chase are talking and Chase is talking about how he has a layover in Frankfurt before going straight back to Charleston Which I thought was funny. Do they have direct flights to Charleston for Frank oh yeah, that is kind of funny I think it's funny. I

Guess he has like a Dave layover or something like he's gonna hang out in Frank for it or something But my first thought was a layover and then straight to Charleston, huh? So then he looks at Alex's book and he's like Alex your reading a book called the Muthai or Galsmikaman and woman And Alex is like yes a good read used to read what you're interested about. Yeah. So Chase goes, by the way, Chase also, I mean, for some reason this episode has always seemed to be much higher. He's like, this season was a little rough. I mean, I wasn't the most tactful.

I said some dumb shit, but I learned about myself and I learned that I'm an acquired taste but I'm less of an acquired taste when I wear a speedo and I have a boner that's going around the side of it. People really like it then. Yeah he did this thing where he just got increasingly more and more like, geez shucks like every Southern charm guy. I think that's like a Charleston thing. The guys learn there where they're like like, if you ever, if you ever doubt yourself, just become more of a little boy. And so by the end, he's just like, sure, ma. I'll get the milk from the front step. Wow, that's so nice that. And Chase's alternate reality. He's still getting milk deliveries. Yeah, it's just like the 50s, you know.

They're like those guys from like, uh. Officer Crapzky. Yeah. Yeah. So, um, he leaves and cares like, what a hard work out, Jesus. Glad I treated him like shit all season. So then, Mads is like, so how did you and I go, Alex? I went to bed after getting screamed at.

And Alex is like, what'd you get screamed at about? That doesn't seem fair. He goes, well, to be fair, I am the one who was having sex with him. He goes, oh, well, whatever you choose, I hope it was good for you. It's either Gary and his flirtations are me with my sparkling personality.

Catch 22 for you. And he's like, yeah, I really like her. And the man is like, yeah, well Alex is flirting fun and he didn't really make my life harder. So I guess we'll take it one day at a time. I was like, wow, you're just a romantic no matter who you're with. This girl doesn't have an ounce of romance in her. She's like, no, she's like, you didn't make my life harder. So he hasn't peed on a seat yet, so I'll marry him. She really is approaching these relationships, like she's a writer for Wirecutter. Well, the first boyfriend we tested was under rigorous conditions. We found that while he was very flirty, he was a bit needy.

The second one we looked at, his personality wasn't great, but for the price we really proved. So that is the wire cutter choice for relationships, Alex. So then Gary and Colin, Gary's like, why did it have to happen on the last night? Like he's so offended, but he has been rejected on national television. And Colin is like, well, maybe they realized that it was also there last night together. Are you sure it's not your pride or mistaking for locking her? And he's like, Mwah, don't know, baby. Sid and Alex comes out and joins them.

So Colin just vanishes. And then we cut to Lucy, like somehow dropping a million things in her class. It's like, Oh no. And then we come back and guys, I'm not going to lie Alex. I wasn't very happy last night. And Alex was like, well, if it was something

where you guys were coming to me and saying that you want to see what happens, you're serious about this, then I might not have done that. And he's like, yes, but so you think we hook up every night, doesn't make a difference. I find that to be a very snickish move. Maybe Gary, you might remember that in the being of season, Alex and Mads were flirting and getting closer.

And then you came in and you literally, you literally swooped in to cock block Alex and you start making moves on Madison instead. Talk about snakeish. You've also been trying to snake Daisy all season. And that too. And then Alex is like, well, I mean, I apologize if it like came off snakey because like I didn't need to be like that, but like I just needed to like get it out of my head. And Gary goes, whatever, you know, whatever that.

So then Lucy, that one ends very sadly. Man, just can't get along. Soup sad. And then Lucy leaves. She talks about how she really loved that they didn't fight once as an interior crew, which is true. It's pretty impressive. She's like, I just sure as that we're man-consuming women.

And then like a cast iron pan falls on her head. Ah! So then the captain's just wandering around whistling. And then we get Alicia's, oh my God, sometimes they tap me. You're boring, just go, Alicia go Alicia just fucking go I can't with you anymore great chef please never come back so then we go to Colin and Daisy they're hugging and Daisy's like have your pocked and then they just

keep hugging and he's like it would be nice to spend some time off the boat together and she's like well the reality is he's going back to his boat and I'm going back to long done I want to see him yeah and he's like it's like, well, the reality is he's going back to his boat and I'm going back to London. I want to see him Yeah, and he's like, I really like you. You know that like I don't want to get hurt I'm phone repair. I don't know what's gonna happen next long next however long before we see each other again I'm like, I'll say what's gonna happen Daisy is gonna find some fresh new dig in London, okay? So how many times does she have to say, well I'll be in London, you'll be in your boat

wherever that boat is, and theoretically you could take her boat to see me, but you'll just keep it in whatever random country I sit in at the moment. Okay, good thing, start let the boat. I don't know, I still see her and Gary like just getting married. You know, I said it a long time ago, but I could just imagine Daisy hanging off

like a fire escape, chain smoking with her hair. She's just in the night gown and her hair's kind of in a bun. She's got like a freshly popped zit on her face, just kind of screaming down to the alley. Get out of there, get out of the room. Oh, there he is, limping down the street. What have you had a couple tonight, have you? You know, just like screaming at your eyes,

he comes home drunk, it's like the set of Oliver. You know, just like screaming at you. Yeah. He comes home drunk. It's like the set of Oliver. You know, like the old time you london. I was gonna say, it's very much like a literary play right there. Like it's very much a play of a family that's just getting by and the dad is gambling. It's gambling everything away at the races. And the mom is just a mess, you know, like holding a bottle of half-drink wine in her hand and you know

Maybe a hair net on or something. So yeah, I mean I can see those two ending up together and just making each other miserable for all of eternity So So can't this is like so what do you want calling a concept? I want obviously keeping contact I want us to be open and honest with each other. I want to start wearing Fedora's and start dating Mauricio. Okay, whatever we feel, wherever it goes. But I want you to know that all the feelings I have are real. And I'm going to miss you a lot. She's like, I'm sorry, I wasn't paying attention.

I was doing a wordle. I know, I don't really seem like the top of the time. So, um, Collin, this is where, you know, Collin's been kind of urking me all season. I haven't really been able to pinpoint it. I still really can't, but I will say he used a Kyle Richards quote here. Yeah.

So that's pretty much cemented it for me. Open and honest. Fuck off. I hope for a wonderful time. Where off the door at next time you say that, please. So they kiss and I can't. I think Daisy and I have realized we have a genuine connection here, you know? And you know, Daisy, you've got to come over to Paulay.

Is that the name of his boat, Paulay? Yeah. And he has a big YouTube show about it where it's like all his crew and stuff. Oh. And so we can go watch a YouTube. Yeah, it's really popular. And people are like, you, Ronnie, you're totally reading Colin wrong.

And you would know more if you watched his YouTube show about parlor. Now, I'm not watching your fucking YouTube show on top of this. Okay. I'm not doing background checks on below deck cast members. I just want to see here. Parley Revival.

I'm looking at it right now. Parley Revival. Sailing Parley Revival is at the name of his show? It is. He has 265,000 subscribers. Yeah. People love that shit. Everybody says it's really good. I think that's one of those things that one day I'll watch, because I did get obsessed for a while with the water and sailing. And I was like, I'm going to live on a boat. And I don't know, I had that moment so I watched a lot of YouTube videos

of people just out in the middle of the ocean on like they crossed the ocean on the jet ski. You know people like that. Wow, well, Colin, the he just put up a new episode for two days ago and already has 108,000 views. And this is what the next episode is. Devastating news or Pacific Crossing, maybe, I have to click this, maybe canceled and then

the thumbnail says, all of our rigging needs to be replaced. Oh my god, he's not having a lot of luck. There's a lot of drama. A lot of drama, that one. Yeah, so go watch that everybody. I've got to give Colin all this shit all year. Go watch it. So Alex says, why did the captain and he has no regrets, brah. And so he's like, peace and out, girl scout.

You would have been so much grosser on any other season of the show. Yeah, I really loved that. So nowadays, he's, Daisy doesn't care when he's leaving. And he's like, what do you mean? Look on the moon. Last night was a shichou. And she's like, oh well, come into my office. Let's talk about it. So she's just Daisy says that mass and Alex hooking up was weird, which I don't think

there was nothing weird about it. I think it was like long time coming. And then Madison interrupts them while they're talking to be like, I'm gonna go, bye. And she apologized to Gary for hurting him. She's like, I thought we were truly having fun. I'm sorry that it happened the way it did. I'm like, Madison, you do not need to apologize to Gary of all people.

You just say, sorry, sucker, bye. So I guess you could do sarcastic, sorry. Mm-hmm. I mean, he's like, I was fucking broken last night. Oh my God, you were broken before you even got here. You're a broken person. You're a broken leathery, charred person. Okay, you're a person who's been left in a convection oven for two. Go away, be broken somewhere else for a while. Yeah, in the past I've said to a girl that it's just a season look up. No, no hard feelings, but being on the receiving end is not a nice feeling. I guess I can forgive her, but I feel like a fucking mediator.

And she's basically like, I guess I'll get over it. So mad leaves, mad leaves, jahogs people, and she realized, don't screw the crew. So then Colin, Gary and Daisy and the captain, like the main core is sitting around together on the deck and the captain's like, I thought this was going to be a double lap yesterday and it's like, where are you fuk-tup, fuk-tup, fuk-tup, fuk-tup, fuk-tup, fuk-tup, fuk-tup, fuk-tup, yeah. Sorry, I had, I got myself literally choked up on the annoying bits, I just like inhaled something into my throat, so you just keep talking because it looks like I'm getting

very emotional about the scene but it's quite the opposite, I'm just, I have like, inhale to fly or all good emotional. This season has challenged me professionally, personally, friends was, ony-tom away from Gary. There was a trust that was broken and ony to reconsider this whole thing. So he leaves and then Daisy is telling him, I wish I could come with ya! And Captain and Gary pretend they're looking at something else. They're like, oh, look at that, let's not watch people be romantic, gross! So Daisy's like, I understand why my relationship with Gary may confuse people, I'm not sure I understand it, but we'll always be friends.

Had I helped Gary, gives us the room and respect we deserve to develop our relationship. He won't. He won't hurt me somewhere. He won't. He won't even call you after this. What do you talk to me? He'll call you when he comes to London

and then you'll go see him and then you guys will hook up and fuck and promise not to tell anybody about it. And then we will find out about it about it a year later on this show, probably. You're having fun with somebody. I mean, come on, you two, off your merry-go-round, you two.

I'm off. Yeah, Sagar is like, people want what they can to have, especially me. I'm like, I was gonna say something about showers or toilet paper, but he can have all those things, which explains why he doesn't want them. He just chooses not to. I was like, people want what they can't have. paper but he can have all those things which explains why he doesn't want them. It just chooses not to.

It's like people wonder if they can't have. Alex's face. Alex's youth. General charisma. The ability to read. So, Gary is like, yeah, I think I'll be single for a while. I'm gonna reflect until little Gary gets me into trouble again We'll see how that works out

Nobody nobody loves me nobody wants me He is kind of like the I just did you know and everywhere I go people who is say about me So then he starts cleaning up and the captain is like this is when we find out they've done literally nothing to fix this But the captain goes you know what I'm gonna call for some engines and he calls it's like hi Caterpillar do you guys have a complete engine rebuild kit? They're like we do he goes Sweet or whatever is that he started saying yeah, baby like we do, we go sweet or whatever it is that he started saying, yeah baby.

And that's been even older one when you fair on that thing. I don't know, you just like get one to have on the dock. So you're ready to go as soon as everyone leaves. Could you please? And you just sent to what you're engineer too. How are they even gonna fix this thing? So funny.

Funny times, fun times everyone. Well, thank you all for being here for another great fun season of Blow Deck Sailing. Blow Deck Down On Dust, thoughts up next week with Captain Jason. Oh, no. It's definitely one of the most annoying voices I ever done on this show.

Come back next week. I'm excited. It was so good last season, so hopefully it'll be still good this season. And thanks everyone, and we will catch you later this week with Real Housewives of Orange County, and who knows what else. Alright, so I'm bonus, go check it out. Amazon bonus, it'll be super fun. Bye everyone! Bye!

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